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They are not tu-u-pye, they are alive-o-o-tnye!Ta-a-ak is interesting now in Europe!


Previously, the world traveled here to have a look, to learn something new for us, the former Soviet neum. Now I go to expand the repertoire for myself - a non-giving satirist.

Firstly, almost everyone here is frightened by Russia and fears that the Russians will attack them. After all, if they conquered the Crimea, they would not stop at that.

The taxi driver who drove me from the airport did not know that I was Russian. I thought, Estonian, because I am from Latvia. He told me in colors how the Russian army, as a result of several battles, won the Crimea from Ukraine. All his hope is now for Americans - they will cope with Russia. They saved Europe from fascism during the Second World War and executed Hitler in an electric chair. And how Crete suffered then! Indeed, during the First World War, Hitler and Napoleon attacked him together. Funny picture, yes? Two such monsters, holding hands, attack the island. Well, did not call them Russian.

It became terrible to admit that from Russia. I decided to joke in one restaurant and answered the question “Where are you from?”:

- From Mongolia.

- What is nationality?

- Mongol I!

Believe it! Now you understand why they believe in everything that is shown on euronights? Because really "Well, that-u-pee"!

And no one — who asked anyone — knows where exactly Ukraine is located. Moreover, and not very interested in this. The closest answer to the correct answer was: “Somewhere in the north of Russia”. Someone said that between India and China. I did not specify exactly where.

How can they be explained that Crimea has always been Russian, if they believe that Liechtenstein is an island, and Leonardo da Vinci organized the first gay parade in Europe?

Yesterday I saw a bachelorette party in the restaurant, and all the girls had balloons in the form of male genitals. And that was their fun. Well, what is the rationality to expect from them?

Most adults even think that World War II was in the 19 century, because the year 1939 is at the beginning of the figure 19.

That is why people, from the point of view of world demons, should be deprived of education in order to believe in what is shown on TV and write in newspapers at the direction of the demons of power.

Education, both in Europe and in America, is now on the other side of the x-axis. More precisely, most people lack education. The one who lives without education, lives lifelessly, i.e. hopelessly.

I stay in hotels that do not allow children - «children free». Children in the west are noisier, bolder even than the children of the rich in expensive Moscow restaurants. It would seem that adults are healthy people around ...

But God forbid, listen to what they say. First about the weather, then about the food. What they ate, when they ate and where they would eat tonight. Until midnight, can argue, what grass gave the refined taste of gravy: kenhel or kinua? Those who are more advanced, still talking about dogs - what to feed the dogs? That is also about food. Those who do not talk about dogs, they talk about cats. Which cat food tastes better? As if all the food themselves are trying.

However, sometimes from cat food go to a super-problem that worries most in the West: allow Siamese cats to have an abortion or not?

Grub, grub, grub!

Not people, but animals that believe in food and their own constitution, invented by specially developed animals for animals underdeveloped.

The most annoying thing is that more and more programs about food are shown on TV channels. Moreover, even the “stars” were drawn into this business. It turns out that all our "stars" love to eat so much! That is why only I have to follow their advice? If I eat according to the recipes of Natasha Koroleva and her mother, I will be blown away! They say that these programs about grub even have a rating. And he is increasing! So, unfortunately, we are also approaching animals. A pity.

Yatsenyuk pity. He travels around the countries and urges everyone to do at least some disgusting Russia, albeit petty, but disgusting. And they agree to various minor things, as long as Yatsenyuk lags behind them with his Ukraine, which, it seems, has already been harassed by many. The main thing for many in the west is not to give money, but to get rid of small dirty tricks.

Two such met egg heads: Obama and Yatsenyuk. Both offended, from malice even more lost (from the word "bad").

Yatsenyuk, by the way, is losing weight before our eyes. It is clear, because America sent humanitarian aid to Ukraine - dry rations for the army. For such assistance, even the Ukrainian army refuses to fight in the south and east of the country. For them it is humiliating! This is America’s concern for Ukraine - the Verkhovna Rada requested 18 billions, and she was given dry rations, apparently, for the same amount! I wonder how many years the Verkhovna Rada will eat rations that the Ukrainian army refused to eat? The challenge for today's math textbook.

In general, if no joke, we need to thank America! Greater concern for Russia than their sanctions, it was impossible to show.

Practically, America began the fight against Russian corruption - Medvedev had a thin intestine.

The ruble is down! Finally, it becomes profitable to develop its own production. People have been waiting for this for a long time.

We must also ask Obama and Europe to include in the new list of sanctions a clause banning the importation of all their products into Russia. Let them eat them and turn through GMOs into schmuck!

Russian businessmen have accounts closed abroad - great! Capital flight is decreasing day by day. No matter how bad they are, they will have to invest in their homeland.

What else? NATO ceased relations with the Russian Ministry of Defense. And what frightened you? The fact that NATO-vskih spies will hang out less in Russia for free? Well done, well done! It is time to stop sniffing out what we have, where and how it lies? Along the way, with Russian women, novels start. Let them go around with their dreams and turn into gays.

Stop the overall development of new state-of-the-art technologies! Too long ago, it was time to tie this up - for amerikosy, they would merge their finds for their grandmothers. Russia has always been a scientific inventor. To embody, however, was not always able. It's time to learn it yourself. And do not try to quickly "Grandma cut down" and sell secrets abroad cheaper.

We are the main thing that we pressed!

In general, it seems, the flourishing of Russia is beginning - they stopped hypocritical hugs with enemies for their loot.

Look at Putin and Obama? Our grinning, rejoicing, their all the time angry, already lately blackened even more. And the head has become absolutely small - an egg with ears!

And how can we not be happy? Americans decided to stop the space program with Russia. At the suggestion of Obama! And then suddenly it turned out - well, stupid! - you will have to re-create your launch vehicles for new satellites. There are more expenses from this sanction than losses from Russia.

No, well, you can, of course, launch a new satellite with the help of a catapult. I thought that the lever should be exactly the length of Kiev. In Ukraine, all those who have received humanitarian aid from America with dry rations, they are eaten, they jump at the same time on one end of the lever, and the Americans take off their satellite from Florida!

There are rumors that those officials who fell under the sanctions are envied by those who have not been noticed. After all, the "sanctioned" country now knows that it has become popular as pop stars. The business went better. For the first time people began to treat them warmly. Many of the unnoticed have already petitioned the European Union and include them in the next list of non-admitted and non-impassable people. And be sure to publish the names in the press!

There is only one thing left for the Russian authorities - to transfer their Yanukovichs in time from their posts to zones! So that we have "marsh maidan" did not happen soon.

And the liberals should be protected. Von Nemtsov missed in vain - without him will be more boring. And in relation to Israel is not good - after all, he will begin to stir up something there too. There are some politicians who, like satirists: if they do not bully, adrenaline is not developed.

The main thing now Novodvorskaya not lose. I already thought it turned into a museum piece - no, it came to life! Mummy is back! She offered the "Right Sector" to start a war with Russia! Itself wants to join the ranks of the "Right Sector", become a member of the Ukrainian army, pick up the machine gun and go to war with Russia. And in fact, we understand, I just wanted to become soldiers' barracks - in the “Right Sector”, hoo! In life, after all, there was an obvious dislike.

Who said that Khodorkovsky is clever? Maybe an intelligent man, being a citizen of Switzerland, who flew away from Russia on his personal plane, where he sat for the thieves' combinations, would fly to Donetsk and try to persuade decent poor miners to surrender to the mercy of the Ukrainian authorities? Does he seriously think that he is an authority for them? Then he is a fool, not a Jew. And Donetsk guys look at him with bewilderment: “Why did you fly to us? It was not enough for us alone - Akhmetov, who had robbed us for years and was the first to lay under those who fed him and betrayed him under the new power? ”

And all this is due to the fact that Euro-hohlis are complexing in front of Russia and the great Russian language, which is being respected by intelligent people of the whole world!

Well stupid!

Do you want to undermine the love of Russian for their native language - recognize it as one of the state and arrange for the Russian language in the Unified State Examination schools! The youth itself will hate it! And everything will be solved peacefully!

PS In general, it sometimes seems to me - and, I think, without reason - that the same Putin and Obama and Merkel have long decided everything and Ukraine was divided in their plans. Now only plays are played. Like, we will take sanctions against you, which will not cause you any harm, and even vice versa. Of course, you tighten the belt a little, but then you will get your third from Ukraine. Well, we - his! Of course, we will shake up the muscles on both sides, shake each other ... And most importantly, we will earn a lot on this!

And the suckers have seen: you will be deprived of those that you believe in, we ... those who had previous power for 100 bucks a month, and we will have for 30!

PSS Cool someone from the illiterate young trapped peppers tweeted with pride and mistakes at the same time: “I am a Penderove, my parents were Penderovites, grandfather, grandmother ... We have a whole Pendera family!”

PSSS The Americans have announced that they will be preparing new space programs with the Ukrainians. Interestingly, before that they asked the Ukrainians whether the Ukrainian astronauts would have fat from the tubes?
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    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov 3 May 2014 14: 38
      +24
      It became terrible to admit that from Russia. I decided to joke in one restaurant and answered the question “Where are you from?”:

      - From Mongolia.

      In Ukraine, 45 million .. (well, 2 million minus) On the Maidan, all 43 million was ..? In the West there is generally a small population and they all so easily put in the line?
      1. Hunghuz
        Hunghuz 3 May 2014 15: 03
        +5
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        1. ty60
          ty60 3 May 2014 17: 40
          +6
          we are in the know. The main thing is that the evaluation criterion minimally depends on the subjectivity of the moderator. officials should be more honest than Caesar’s wife. correctly perceive the emotional color of the statement, the subtext present. A couple of times I have met a clearly biased attitude towards the forum users. Apparently personal hostility. I would like the system not to become Sincerely yours-ty60
          1. ty60
            ty60 3 May 2014 18: 46
            0
            I hardly believe in the insults of the moderators. But the six with limited intelligence fussed.
        2. fktrcfylhn61
          fktrcfylhn61 3 May 2014 19: 22
          +3
          The editors are afraid that the geyropa will be offended? And in my opinion their profanity takes our profanity for advertising! Well, let!
        3. Camouflet
          Camouflet 4 May 2014 03: 38
          +6
          Quote: Hunghouse
          hi Edition of the News.Ru News publication reserves the right to ...

          I regularly send letters to this mail.ru with the following content:
          "Soap ru - greedy and stupid mda.ki" And nothing. They turn on the mustache.
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      2. Civil
        Civil 3 May 2014 15: 22
        -62%
        Well, yes, all the stupid people are the only we are the smartest ...
      3. Interface
        Interface 3 May 2014 15: 28
        +9
        They are not tu-u-pye, they are alive-o-o-tnye!

        Yes, Lan Te Zadornov, we are almost like them, unfortunately, and it does not depend on us anymore, the atmosphere in society spoils
      4. platitsyn70
        platitsyn70 3 May 2014 15: 40
        +4
        There are rumors that those officials who fell under the sanctions are envied by those who have not been noticed. After all, the "sanctioned" country now knows that it has become popular as pop stars. The business went better. For the first time people began to treat them warmly. Many of the unnoticed have already petitioned the European Union and include them in the next list of non-admitted and non-impassable people. And be sure to publish the names in the press!
        bribes suggest lobbying for them in the euro parliament.
      5. Duke
        Duke 3 May 2014 16: 00
        +48
        Mikhail Nikolaevich, Thank you.
      6. demo
        demo 3 May 2014 16: 02
        +11
        The Mongols in the amount of 300 thousand people at one time conquered 20 million Chinese.
        It all depends on the preparation.
        If 40 million are engaged in daily bread, and two million are engaged in military training, then guess twice how it will end.
        1. zennon
          zennon 3 May 2014 17: 11
          +11
          The Mongols in the amount of 300 thousand people at one time conquered 20 million Chinese.

          We found someone to compare. In the 19th century, the naglia twice waged the "opium wars" with the rank. Here are the numbers of the contingent on both sides:
          Naglichans:

          18th Royal Irish Regiment - 582
          26th Cameron Irish Regiment - 806 people
          37th Gerfordshire Irish Regiment - 764
          49th regiment - 649 people
          Two companies of artillery (9-pound. Guns and 12-pound. Howitzers) - 213 people.
          TOTAL - 3014 people.
          China:
          At the time of the outbreak of the war, the armed forces of the Qing empire numbered 220 thousand people as part of the Manchu "eight-banner army" and 660 thousand people as part of the "green banner troops" recruited from ethnic Chinese.
          Well now guess with 3 times who won? That's right! And it’s not the little Shanghai that the Russians took as we Crimea, without a single shot!
          The result of the war was the Nanking Treaty of August 29, 1842, the Qing empire paid an indemnity of 15 silver liang ($ 000, for comparison, after 000 years we sold mattresses to Alaska for $ 21), the transfer of Hong Kong Island to Great Britain and the opening of Chinese ports to British trade. The British Crown received a huge source of income from the sale of opium. The Second Opium War: On October 000-000, 30, the Beijing Treaty was signed, according to which the Qing government agreed to pay the UK and France 7 lemons lian indemnity, open Tianjin for foreign trade, allow the use of Chinese as a labor force (coolies) in the colonies of Great Britain and France. From that moment on, the southern part of the Kowloon Peninsula was transferred to Great Britain. For some years, we also got ahead of ourselves - In this situation, Russia demanded from the Qing government the complete transfer of the Ussuri region, which was enshrined in the Beijing Treaty of 200.
          We kindly request: please do not write about the "terrible Chinese army", disgusting ...
          1. maximus
            maximus 3 May 2014 17: 42
            +9
            One thing you did not indicate, the English fleet! In practice, he was the main influence of the British on China, and the fleet, I'm sorry, was very impressive!
            Since the summer of 1840, the squadron of British "civilizers" methodically wiped out all the coastal villages of their "equal trading partners" from the face of the earth. All that the Chinese could oppose them with was to send fire rafts to set fire to the enemy’s ships, but the sides of the British armada were bound by metal. The technical and tactical superiority of the British was overwhelming. Dozens of Chinese officials committed suicide without suffering the disgrace of not being able to stop the British.
            The frightened emperor requested a truce, dismissed Lin Tsexiai and unconditionally accepted the terms of the Nanjing Agreement. He pledged to pay monetary compensation for the destroyed opium (estimated at 580 tons of silver), to cover the British military expenses (another 140 tons), to abandon the state monopoly on international trade, open four more ports for foreign trade, and transfer the Hong Kong island to the winners for outpost British smuggling, etc. So the British achieved "trade liberalization."
            In general, everything is quite beautiful and artistic and documentary presented in the novel "Clavell James - Tai-Peng" Read at your leisure)
            1. zennon
              zennon 3 May 2014 19: 34
              +2
              One thing you did not indicate, the English fleet! In practice, he was the main influence of the British on China, and the fleet, I'm sorry, was very impressive!

              Yes, of course. But this does not diminish the taking of numerous forts and cities by small-shavens without reliance on the fleet. And their strength was insignificant in comparison with hundreds of thousands of army ranks. In addition, the rank had some kind of fleet.
              In general, everything is quite beautiful and artistic and documentary presented in the novel "Clavell James - Tai-Peng" Read at your leisure)

              I read. But actually it’s about Hong Kong. Yes, and the point of view of a naglitsa citizen. It can hardly be called a historical novel.
              1. Legionnaire14
                Legionnaire14 3 May 2014 19: 56
                +3
                Still, who is not too lazy, calculate the ratio of calibers and rate of fire of the weapon that was in the hands of the British + the first combat use of the "Maxim" machine gun - do you remember the country of its first use?
                1. zennon
                  zennon 3 May 2014 20: 48
                  +3
                  Quote: Legionnaire14
                  Still, who is not too lazy, calculate the ratio of calibers and rate of fire of the weapon that was in the hands of the British + the first combat use of the "Maxim" machine gun - do you remember the country of its first use?

                  In Sudan, September 2, 1898, as I recall.
              2. Revolver
                Revolver 4 May 2014 04: 21
                +3
                Quote: zennon
                Yes, of course. But this does not detract from the taking of numerous forts and cities by small-shavens
                Then they were still Great Britons. And they crushed after the 2nd World War.
                Of course, they are among the winners, and even in the case, but specifically to Britain, this victory flew into such a pretty penny (or rather a penny) that I had to sell family jewelry, starting in India. Well, reduce the fleet, which they were so proud of. But once their rule was to have not just the largest fleet, but more than the 2nd and 3rd largest combined. Sic transit gloria mundi (this is how worldly glory passes - lat.).
              3. maximus
                maximus 4 May 2014 10: 42
                +2
                Quote: zennon
                I read. But actually it’s about Hong Kong. Yes, and the point of view of a naglitsa citizen. It can hardly be called a historical novel.
                In June 1840, an English squadron (18 warships and about 30 other ships) entered Chinese waters and blocked Guangzhou (Canton). Then, directing its ships to S., it occupied Dinghai (on Zhoushan Islands), and also blocked the ports of Xiamen (Amoy), Ningbo and the mouth of pp. Minjiang, Yangtze and Weihe. The British forces completely destroyed Dinghai, and the inhabitants - atrocious mockeries. “In this war,” wrote K. Marx, “an English soldier committed abominations just for the sake of fun ... Rape of women, putting children on bayonets, burning whole villages - facts recorded not by tangerines, but by British officers themselves - all this was done then solely for the sake of unbridled mischief ”(Marx K., Engels F. Soch. Ed. 2-e. T. 12, p. 297). The British made demands to China: to give Hong Kong (Fr. Xiangang) under British rule, to pay compensation for the destroyed opium, and to resume Sino-English trade. These requirements have not been accepted. Then England sent new reinforcements to China. Qing pr-in declared war on England. Continuing the fighting, the English fleet in 1841 occupied the ports of Xiamen and Ningbo. England, troops entered Shanghai on June 19, 1842. After this, the English squadron moved along the river. Yangtze to Nanjing. Resistance was broken. The enslaved Nanking Treaty of 1842, signed on Aug. 29, was imposed on defeated China. aboard the English ship Cornwallis. Agree against the junks impressively, and even after the artillery preparations on the forts, the paratroopers simply finished off the survivors!
                1. zennon
                  zennon 4 May 2014 22: 24
                  0
                  Yes, maximus, that's it ... yes
          2. O. BENDER
            O. BENDER 4 May 2014 00: 26
            +2
            It also seems to me that the Chinese army is a show off (liveries)
          3. vazat
            vazat 4 May 2014 19: 49
            +2
            Dear colleague, the Chinese army is one of the strongest in the world. The personnel of 2.3 million people. A sufficient number of modern weapons and military equipment. The Ground Forces and the Navy have significant quantitative and qualitative superiority over the corresponding types of armed forces of our army. It is necessary to evade such hatreds and remember that on the eve of the Great Patriotic War, many dashing commanders of the Red Army also underestimated the enemy. The people of the USSR paid a very high price for such an irresponsible attitude towards the POTENTIAL enemy. Regards, VAZAT.
          4. demon184
            demon184 5 May 2014 10: 31
            0
            The key word is opium, China has planted opium and many people do not have to fight nariks.
      7. Little Muck
        Little Muck 3 May 2014 17: 30
        +8
        Quote: MIKHAN
        - From Mongolia.

        Mongols, from "Babaev" as they say, ours for you with a brush. hi
        Thank you for your position in life. good
        1. I do not care
          I do not care 3 May 2014 18: 05
          +16
          Dear, not in the subject, but it is important

          In Odessa, 12 bodies of people burned in the House of Trade Unions are identified. Almost half of the dead had gunshot wounds. Earlier, law enforcement agencies managed to establish the identities of eight dead.

          LifeNews publishes a list of victims of clashes between Right Sector supporters and pro-Russian activists.

          Biryukov Andrey, 1978 year of birth - firearm,
          Zhulkov Alexander, 1968 year of birth - firearm
          Egorsky Nikolay, 1976 year of birth - firearm,
          Gennady Petrov, 1985 year of birth - firearm,
          Igor Ivanov, 1987 year of birth - gunshot,
          Brozhevsky Andrey, 1987 year of birth - fall,
          Kalin Anatoly, 1976 year of birth - fall,
          Nikitenko Maxim, 1982 year of birth - fall,
          Bulakh Victor, 1956 year of birth - fall,
          Varenikaina Anna, 1955 year of birth - carbon monoxide,
          Negadurov Vadim, 1959 year of birth - burns,
          Vyacheslav Markin, 1969 year of birth - unknown.

          Half have firearms. !!
          1. ty60
            ty60 3 May 2014 19: 04
            +14
            bright memory to the guys!
          2. persei
            persei 3 May 2014 20: 57
            +3
            and where are the two battalions of the militia of the Crimea? ....
          3. Corsair
            Corsair 3 May 2014 23: 26
            +7
            Do you know what proud Ukrainians write in their ZhZhshki?
            That supposedly killed 15 people from Russia, 10 from Kharkov. The worst thing is that they are glad that the nationals burned and shot so many people. Is there really nothing in the head, how did they get to such a state that the brain ceases to think, but stupidly absorbs everything that is slipped to it?
            1. NEXUS
              NEXUS 4 May 2014 10: 42
              +8
              this is called VALUES OF VALUES ... in order to destroy the state and bloodless the people it is not necessary to enter tanks and direct nuclear missiles, it is enough to rewrite history and put it all into the heads of not understanding young people, with the tacit consent of parents and teachers ... to inspire a new generation, that gay parades are a sign of freedom, that mocking the shrines of FAITH, rubbing their bare ass on the pulpit of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior is an act of free will ... that Nazi Germany is not sadists and murderers, but liberators ... and take on th at the stressed level of the decision to demolish monuments to Russian soldiers, since they are invaders ... methodically and discreetly breaking the culture of education through Hollywood films, changing the images of Peter the Great, Lomonosov, Nakhimov, Zhukov and so on to Batman, Spiderman and Hulk ... putting school in schools to the framework that stupefies children with their primitivism, with the final point in the form of the Unified State Exam ... inspiring people that everything in the West is good and pineapples with bananas are blooming, and all around is quiet and heavenly grace with endless possibilities where dreams come true, and a ticket, bought for benzokolo ke can bring hundreds of millions of green candy wrappers ... It’s right to blow up the Buddha statue, but on Sunday it’s a sin not to go to church and sing a chant under the invocation of the black reverend ... To shoot at the civilian population of other countries and take pictures against the background of corpses of children, it’s funny for old men and women, since the brave bearers of freedom with a machine gun are not animals and not villains, but heroes ... and all this is pushed into the heads of our children, day after day, and in front of their parents they steal the children, making them jackal with a fanatical sparkle in the eyes and draft of the arms forward with a cry, heil.
          4. demon184
            demon184 5 May 2014 10: 36
            +1
            Death to the fascist invaders !!!
      8. SANAY
        SANAY 3 May 2014 18: 11
        +18
        Thanks to Mikhail Nikolaevich for the article! I always liked and like Zadornov. We are not stupid people and we see and notice everything. He always took the Russian people with his wisdom and truth. And the fact that they are animals, here I have a cat Stepka is also an animal and I would not want to compare it with the Americans and other European burghers. Although I have cattle, we love him - a cat, he is ours, nevertheless, our own, sometimes ironed. But Westerners are just outcasts. Who knows who the Outcasts are, they will understand me.
        1. alexng
          alexng 3 May 2014 20: 36
          +9
          No, well, you can, of course, launch a new satellite with the help of a catapult. I thought that the lever should be exactly the length of Kiev. In Ukraine, all those who have received humanitarian aid from America with dry rations, they are eaten, they jump at the same time on one end of the lever, and the Americans take off their satellite from Florida!


          Well, this is generally a masterpiece. It remains only to add that they must jump with the words "Who does not jump that speed".
        2. anfil
          anfil 4 May 2014 01: 04
          +6
          Quote: SANAY
          ... But the Westerners are just outcasts. Who knows who the Outcasts are, they will understand me.

          I do not agree.
          SI Ozhegov, N.Yu.Shvedova. Explanatory dictionary of the Russian language.
          outcast
          , m
          1. In Ancient Russia: a man who came out of his former
          social status, e.g. a peasant who has left the community,
          freedman, bankrupt merchant.
          2. trans. Man rejected
          society. Eke out the life of an outcast. II adj. outcast, th, th (to 1 value).
          I call them SCALES.
          The meaning of the word Scum in the dictionary of Ushakov:
          Filth
          scum, many no, well, more often collected. (vernacular. bran,). Rubbish, insignificance; insignificant, despicable people. A sort of scum, but it climbs there too! Any scum here pokes.
          Illustrative example:
      9. Stalnov I.P.
        Stalnov I.P. 4 May 2014 16: 35
        +2
        I would like to highlight one moment in the article, thanks to the amers, that now maybe we will start to deal with our own economy, this is complete truth and the fact that our prime minister is weak in the economy, well, what will you take from him - a LAWYER. Only who will raise the economy, a lump like Primakov. And if again Kudrin or "stool" -serdyukov, then the kerdyk will be our economy. Now the main thing is ECONOMY, we will pull it out, on all this rotting Western democracy we will put ..., in the literal and figurative sense of the word. Here is the guarantor of the Constitution and let him think that he has a large amount of information.
      10. Santehnik1997
        Santehnik1997 6 May 2014 11: 35
        0
        Can you give an example of at least one question in which there would be 100% support?
        Not? Of course, the whole of Ukraine was not on Maidan, this is physically impossible (there are old people, children, people with disabilities, etc.), in the end, until recently, the regime suited many opportunists (officials, police, judges, prosecutors, etc.) who the little ones ate for Me and Co. Maidan - the desire of Ukrainians to live according to European values ​​- freedom of speech, equality of human rights, decent pay, etc., and this contains the absolute majority of Ukrainians.
        We are talking about the distorted consciousness of the residents of Donetsk and Lugansk and the Russians themselves by Russian propaganda, which in every possible way wants to stay in power without solving the problems of its people and presenting the Russians with an external enemy all the time to divert attention from everyday problems - the United States, the West, the "Bandera", " right sector"...
        Yanukovych was not interested in the problems of citizens, but only overly enriched with obvious signs of bulimia (see the stories about his estates, golden loaves, gilded astronauts, ancient literature stolen in temples, etc.), he wanted to rule forever by analogy with GDP.
        He could not shoot everything recognized by the world as a peaceful demonstration on Maidan (although he tried for 3 days), because this would drive his regime into complete international isolation.
        As a result, a general plan emerged with the Kremlin on a chain of recent events and a twisting of facts, in order to force Russians, first of all, limited by propaganda of the Russian media, to believe in their version of the events.
        Do not save us, stop interfering in our internal affairs and send us sabotage groups of Chechens, Transnistrians, etc. Put in order and increase prosperity in your country!
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  2. atk44849
    atk44849 3 May 2014 14: 31
    +21
    I fully support. Michael. right
    1. I do not care
      I do not care 3 May 2014 14: 35
      +66
      Unfortunately, animals are full in Russia.
      When will this pigsty be sent to the meat-packing plant all in all?
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 3 May 2014 14: 44
        +94
        Quote: me by
        Unfortunately, animals are full in Russia.

        Nemtsov is not an animal; he is a stupid selling cattle (PIG).
        1. Evil Pole
          Evil Pole 3 May 2014 14: 59
          +32
          Thanks, laughed laughing For Novodvorskaya finally killed wassat Such a normal and not very evil trolling.
          1. 1812 1945
            1812 1945 3 May 2014 15: 45
            +15
            Quote: Spiteful choir
            Thanks, laughed laughing For Novodvorskaya finally killed wassat Such a normal and not very evil trolling.

            Perhaps. Excellent satire! I always appreciated his patriotism, Russianness - I would say. In childhood, the book of his father - "Cupid Father" - was a desktop. About "decided - divided", a little superfluous. Life in Riga takes its toll. Although...
          2. Ulairy
            Ulairy 3 May 2014 20: 26
            +5
            Quote: Evil Chorus
            For Novodvorskaya finally killed

            I can imagine that Toad ZHAB sits in the barracks and sighs somberly like this: "Well, what are you men, teach a lady to handle a machine gun - (a-ha)." According to forecasts, of the "men" huddling in the corners, five will be hospitalized with cuts from a window glass, 10 with fractures from falling into a window already broken by five, three will faint, at least two will shoot themselves. Total - 2-thirds of the platoon down with one phrase (aspirated) ... fellow Well, cool, cool ... Toad - immediately into battalions!
            1. voveim
              voveim 6 May 2014 13: 28
              0
              And the cry of a sergeant, miraculously preserving his composure, will be a signal to the beginning of this marathon with broken glasses.
              - The last one is sleeping with her !!!
        2. zanoza
          zanoza 3 May 2014 15: 10
          +15
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Nemtsov is not an animal; he is a stupid selling cattle (PIG).

          Where can I find a chorus rosher trainer so that he could convey to this beast the idea that he, Nemtsov, is a CATTLE.
          Yes, we heard the words that M. Zadornov said about them, but here they so they will not understand anything, "because really" Well, whoo-pye "!"
        3. uralets81
          uralets81 3 May 2014 15: 29
          0
          cock he is liberal
          1. povojdtrf
            povojdtrf 3 May 2014 16: 35
            0
            That youngster ...
        4. kosmos1980
          kosmos1980 3 May 2014 16: 16
          +1
          But the kosher pig :-)
        5. yushch
          yushch 3 May 2014 16: 51
          0
          He is an old, bald poodle)).
          1. yushch
            yushch 3 May 2014 22: 43
            +6
            I don’t understand, Nemtsov fans are minus me? In his youth, he was a spilled poodle)).
            1. fduch
              fduch 5 May 2014 11: 20
              0
              The mayor of the city was not bad, the farther the hell ...
        6. justas-xnumx
          justas-xnumx 3 May 2014 18: 03
          +17
          Do not offend the pig, although it lives in the mud, but for health, and Nemtsov, though clean, but such a DIRT !!!
          1. Corsair
            Corsair 3 May 2014 23: 33
            +1
            Quote: justas-914
            Do not offend the pig, although it lives in the mud, but for health, and Nemtsov, though clean, but such a DIRT !!!

            Well, what are you doing? When he was young, Nemtsov suggested remembering to depot the deputies on the Volga))), then when they kicked him out of the feeder he completely got rid of it, I suppose that they stopped paying at home as before, he began to receive sn because of the hillock. And they are all like that for some reason, even the thought comes to mind that they can prove their professional suitability in the West by the most that they prove in a gay way ...
        7. sem-yak
          sem-yak 3 May 2014 18: 59
          +6
          a pig compared to him is an angel! It’s better - A JACKY Lousy!
        8. Lukich
          Lukich 3 May 2014 19: 21
          +9
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          he is not an animal - he is a stupid selling cattle (PIG).

          where he gets paid, but he speaks that language
        9. urganov
          urganov 3 May 2014 19: 29
          +5
          I respect you, but do not offend the pigs. The second cleanest pet after the cat. Where people are, history is silent, an example was not considered.
          wassat
        10. raf
          raf 3 May 2014 23: 25
          +2
          Why offend an innocent beast (pig). The Germans and others like him are jackals, you can hyenas.)))))))))
        11. Michael_59
          Michael_59 4 May 2014 23: 38
          0
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Nemtsov


          And is it somewhere in Moscow dwells?
          Is it impossible to catch him in the face in ^ @ $ No. 0?
        12. Odinger
          Odinger 5 May 2014 00: 25
          +2
          He is also a thief. In Gorky, when he was governor. He stole everything that is bad. He quarreled with his corefan - a thief watching (Klimentyev) - the shipbuilding factory was not divided. And he instilled into the thieves in law that Klymentyev had taken away the common fund. So he stumbled six months, collecting money ... But the Nemtsov in chocolate left for Mosca. Gorky sighed
        13. philippov
          philippov 5 May 2014 11: 34
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Nemtsov is not an animal; he is a stupid selling cattle (PIG).


          Sorry, I can only put one +!
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        15. Stalker
          Stalker 5 May 2014 17: 21
          +1
          Nemtsov is not an animal; he is a stupid selling cattle (PIG).

          No need to insult the pig .. It’s at least useful for it (lard, barbecue) ... This is nothing from the breed of orcs ...
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      3. Kilo-11
        Kilo-11 3 May 2014 14: 55
        +24
        It is interesting when the authorities in relation to this, B. Nemtsov, will institute criminal proceedings on the basis of the results of his governorship and deputy prime minister in the 90s ?! When, at the end, our government understands or realizes that the main goal is not Ukraine, but Russia and such citizens as B. Nemtsov are accomplices of external enemies. It is time to create a Fortress-Russia!
        1. s1н7т
          s1н7т 3 May 2014 17: 02
          -5
          Quote: Kilo-11
          It is interesting when the authorities in relation to this, B. Nemtsov, will institute criminal proceedings on the basis of the results of his governorship and deputy prime minister in the 90s ?! When, at the end, our government understands or realizes that the main goal is not Ukraine, but Russia and such citizens as B. Nemtsov are accomplices of external enemies

          Yes?! You, true, are less friends with your head than with a TV ?! laughing "Who will put him in prison, he is a monument!" (C) Let me remind you, if you forgot that under the guise of Yeltsin's daughter, Nemtsov brought $ 5 billion out of the way! And this Yeltsin appointed us the current government once on New Year's Eve, have you forgotten? Kindergarten, damn it!
          1. s1н7т
            s1н7т 3 May 2014 20: 46
            +3
            Why are we silently silent,? Scary?))) Well, I only use open sources of information! Look for it yourself and see.
            1. Flexsus
              Flexsus 6 May 2014 07: 59
              0
              scary, straight leg jumps from fear. Ha ha ha
          2. Kilo-11
            Kilo-11 3 May 2014 22: 50
            +2
            Not everything is so simple already in this power, which, as you tell us, has been assigned to us, but the main thing is that the society does not become much different, the government or someone individually wants or does not want it.
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      4. vezunchik
        vezunchik 3 May 2014 14: 58
        +11
        when this cattle will be shot ???
      5. jktu66
        jktu66 3 May 2014 15: 37
        +9
        Nemtsov's little article probably from the ECHA of Moscow? He is often published there. Fortunately, there are already few of them in Russia. Chel works out grandmother from all sorts of nko. And M.N. completely right, well, we do not want to turn into animals, like the Eurogeans, they also call this transformation "democracy". For this, they probably do not like Russians, that they are not so primitive.
      6. ty60
        ty60 3 May 2014 17: 44
        +5
        I am for such an outcome. As for the outcome of Nemtsov. Do not be him the mayor of Haifa.
      7. fktrcfylhn61
        fktrcfylhn61 3 May 2014 19: 26
        +1
        Well, lovers of iPhones and Sneakers!
      8. ty60
        ty60 3 May 2014 19: 57
        +1
        take pork in the promised country, and if on Saturday ... His place in the solid state.
      9. Sergey Vl.
        Sergey Vl. 3 May 2014 19: 59
        +4
        Oh, I'm sorry Israel, warmed a snake on my chest.
      10. ASSARU
        ASSARU 4 May 2014 03: 56
        +5
        In the text, the error Nemtsov said
        MY fate also depends on the outcome of OUR today's operation in Slavyansk. Ukraine, too. If we are recaptured in Slavyansk, then that means we are all kidnapped.
        Let it be.
    2. Nick
      Nick 3 May 2014 14: 46
      +17
      Quote: atk44849
      I fully support. Michael. right

      Zadornov as always! Burning is not childish ... good
      1. MBA78
        MBA78 3 May 2014 15: 21
        +3
        Germans from the word German
        1. demo
          demo 3 May 2014 16: 07
          +8
          In Russia, the word "German" appeared after foreigners began to come to us.
          This applies to ALL foreigners.
          They did not speak Russian and therefore were constantly silent. Those. were dumb.
          The surname "Nemtsov" is from the ancestors.
          But who were the ancestors - guess for yourself!
        2. kolobok63
          kolobok63 3 May 2014 17: 01
          +2
          For koment 5+ :)))
  3. Roman1970
    Roman1970 3 May 2014 14: 36
    +34
    Zadornov, of course, is pleasant to me, but not so simple. The USA is a powerful enemy (now it is the enemy), and do not underestimate it.
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 3 May 2014 15: 27
      +7
      yes strong but in its territory or in the territories of small states no more
    2. demo
      demo 3 May 2014 16: 07
      +21
      The US has always been an enemy.
      And they always will.
  4. delfinN
    delfinN 3 May 2014 14: 36
    +29
    Not just stupid, but enchanting and @ oty.
    1. Alex_Popovson
      Alex_Popovson 3 May 2014 14: 39
      +18
      They are not stupid. They are just very smart. They are arrogant. Insolent and insidious live.
      1. vezunchik
        vezunchik 3 May 2014 15: 16
        +11
        in a word - jackals
        1. Alex_Popovson
          Alex_Popovson 3 May 2014 15: 21
          +4
          No, rather rats. Rats are noticeably more organized, but they are ready for self-sacrifice in order to survive and further develop the pack. And practically cannot exist without people
          1. serega.fedotov
            serega.fedotov 3 May 2014 15: 30
            +5
            Quote: Alex_Popovson
            No, rather rats. Rats are noticeably more organized, but they are ready for self-sacrifice in order to survive and further develop the pack. And practically cannot exist without people

            The Yusovites did not notice the ability to sacrifice themselves! And jackals always attack a weakened flock, and interact perfectly with each other!
            True, they easily cut their wounded!
            1. nika407
              nika407 3 May 2014 16: 40
              +5
              Quote: serega.fedotov
              The Yusovites did not notice the ability to sacrifice themselves! And jackals always attack a weakened flock, and interact perfectly with each other!
              That's right, do not look for comparisons, there are no animals worse than a person deprived of morality. Is it possible to call animals of people who burn other people alive?
              1. zennon
                zennon 3 May 2014 17: 21
                +13
                Is it possible to call animals of people who burn other people alive?

                But everything is in order with the sequence-Khatyn March 22, 1943. I admit that they are loyal followers of Bandera and Sluthevich.
                1. ty60
                  ty60 3 May 2014 19: 23
                  +11
                  Yes, learn the materiel at last. The movement was founded by the Polish count Roman Sheptytsky. The henchman of the Uniate church. In the 30s, Metropolitan Galitsky. His main people in Ukraine were Evgen Konovalets and Andriy Melnyk. Konovalets was eliminated by the NKVD in 38 by P.A. Sudoplatov. Melnik during the Second World War led the punishers and policemen from among the Ukrainians under the general leadership of OUN Bandera, at first he was a simple liaison between Sheptytsky and the underground in Soviet territory. After the assassination of Peratsky, Bandera was sentenced to death. After the capture of Poland, the Germans released from prison many times who betrayed all his neighbors and was liquidated by the NKVD later hero of independence. Political bribe-taking, which changed course depending on financial support. Kol him aspen!
                2. fktrcfylhn61
                  fktrcfylhn61 3 May 2014 19: 29
                  +2
                  That Bandera also suffered, beaten and abandoned! So enraged! Shaw thrown!
                3. demon184
                  demon184 5 May 2014 10: 45
                  0
                  Wet them in the toilet
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          2. MBA78
            MBA78 3 May 2014 15: 32
            +5
            and you notice how they hastily buy up and create bunkers for themselves and stock up
          3. General Frost
            General Frost 4 May 2014 05: 43
            0
            No no animals, viruses hi
      2. jktu66
        jktu66 3 May 2014 15: 44
        +6
        They are not stupid. They are just very smart. They are arrogant. Insolent and insidious live.
        The smart ones have real power, and they systematically turn their people into stupid animals. It’s easier to control the people and rob the people.
      3. Berkut-UA
        Berkut-UA 4 May 2014 00: 23
        +4
        Since there is a systematic genocide of the civilian population
        Russia can respond just like the US did in Serbia
        1. Do not send troops into Ukraine
        2. With the help of missile bomb strikes disable all Ukrainian air defense
        3. Drop calls for democracy to all regional centers - Lviv, Rivne, Ivano-Frankivsk, etc.
        4. After each injection of democracy - ask - are you ready to hear your people and are ready to cleanse yourself from filth.
        5. If the answer is no, repeat paragraph 3
    2. daemon
      daemon 3 May 2014 20: 16
      +15
      An example of US sanctions ...
  5. Vladimir 23rus
    Vladimir 23rus 3 May 2014 14: 39
    +3
    Hardly of course it is Zadornov, although hz And on the account of sanctions, everything is so hi
    1. Nikolay74
      Nikolay74 3 May 2014 21: 25
      +1
      This is not exactly his article a few days ago read on his page hi
  6. johnsnz
    johnsnz 3 May 2014 14: 41
    +16
    Well done, Mikhail Nikolaevich! Burn! I always watch and read with pleasure.
  7. tasey
    tasey 3 May 2014 14: 41
    +28
    It would be fun if not for Odessa ...
  8. mig31
    mig31 3 May 2014 14: 41
    +1
    It’s a pity to the fauna, maybe we’ll equate all of them with the evil spirits of the marsh - Lesha, kikimory !!
  9. psychologist
    psychologist 3 May 2014 14: 43
    +73
    they are even worse than monkeys !! just creatures !!
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 3 May 2014 15: 35
      +13
      yes really ... there really lives a little monkey-canapod ... and every time after a walk for some reason it giggles stupidly
    2. Victor Demchenko
      Victor Demchenko 5 May 2014 15: 28
      +1
      really Misha, really! And stupid and greedy! good
  10. Styx
    Styx 3 May 2014 14: 43
    +5
    yes what stupid ?! it's just fascists - flayers!: ((((
    1. Makarych
      Makarych 3 May 2014 15: 22
      +6
      Life-Giving - Abuse by animals, not related to self-defense causing suffering or harm to animals, from hooligan motives, or from selfish motives, or using sadistic methods, or in the presence of minors.
      And this is not human. Even animals of these can not be called insulting animals. Sora M.R.a.s.i. which urgently needs to be eliminated as a species
  11. Giant thought
    Giant thought 3 May 2014 14: 46
    +4
    No, they are stupid animals. And we are normal people, and the spectrum of interests in our lives is very diverse. Now we have a great interest: how to save our brothers from the fascist clique. And we are waiting all together with impatience when our leaders announce to us how they will do this (to save the Russians), otherwise we are such Russians, we can spit and go to save our brothers ourselves. May our authorities be ashamed of their inaction.
    1. Mns2a40
      Mns2a40 3 May 2014 15: 08
      +7
      Do not get excited, the Russian troops are still too early, but here we are, including you, just right!
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    3. demon184
      demon184 5 May 2014 10: 53
      +1
      In western Ukraine, too, Russian, they also need to be saved from Western zombies in the first place. It is a pity that this generation has disappeared.
  12. wasjasibirjac
    wasjasibirjac 3 May 2014 14: 46
    0
    come on, uncle Misha, burn on. Is it true that the Latvian government recognized Zadornova as unapproved?
  13. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 3 May 2014 14: 47
    +2
    Well, Zadornov would not have been Zadornov if he had not reacted in his own way to what is happening with Ukraine at the behest of the puppet junta. And his statements about Europeans are especially "warm", well, they are stupid, or maybe even dumber ...!
  14. Wiruz
    Wiruz 3 May 2014 14: 50
    +9
    Will Ukrainian astronauts eat fat from tubes?

    I recognize Mikhail Nikolaevich good .
    And in general, the article is excellent, I hope it will be read in the West.
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck 3 May 2014 15: 23
      +6
      Quote: Wiruz
      And in general, the article is excellent, I hope it will be read in the West.

      I agree with the assessment of the article, and Zadornov himself is handsome. A lot of winged phrases in the people launched. But I doubt about the West, they are there too really "Well, wow!" laughing
    2. povojdtrf
      povojdtrf 3 May 2014 16: 51
      +3
      It is unlikely, most likely bent ...
  15. Reserve officer
    Reserve officer 3 May 2014 14: 51
    +46
    Have you ever thought that now such stupid animals are made of our students? One exam which is worth.
    Questions were probably thought up by the haters of everything Russian.
    A question in literature is whether Onegin loved Tatyana. And the answer is yes; not; Loved, but not very. AND EVERYTHING! More on this topic not a single question, nothing more to discuss.
    Yesterday we showed a survey of schoolchildren on the street. Summary - Katerina in the drama "The Thunderstorm" led an antisocial lifestyle, had an abortion and threw herself under the train. And Bazarov drowned his crib, and for a long time they remembered why.
    If you don’t deal with our children, if you don’t teach them how to think, if you don’t educate them as patriots, in 10 years we will be very sorry. It will be the same Europe.
    1. larand
      larand 3 May 2014 15: 18
      +27
      "Have you ever wondered what such stupid animals are now made of our schoolchildren?"
      Unfortunately already done. Under my windows is the Environmental Lyceum No. 3 (Yekaterinburg). We often have to deal with high school students. I can not appreciate their knowledge, but the vocabulary at the level of homeless people from our rush.
      1. naGua
        naGua 3 May 2014 15: 35
        +17
        That's right! I just want to add that they are watching "our rush". That is why intelligence is at the level of the bedside table.
    2. SlavaS
      SlavaS 3 May 2014 20: 12
      +1
      At the moment, it looks like the red corner of the Moscow State Pedagogical University, the memory stand of heroes. link to the article http://www.kpe.ru/sobytiya-i-mneniya/ocenka-sostavlyayuschih-jizni-obschestva/mi

      rovozzrenie-nauka-obrazovanie / 4751-overton-window-in-mpgu-plan-dulles
    3. SlavaS
      SlavaS 3 May 2014 20: 15
      0
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/685/lyol82.jpg
    4. demon184
      demon184 5 May 2014 10: 57
      0
      Today's excellent students in schools do not reach the Soviet threes. I look at my son what they are asked and what they go through, laughter, programs for the mentally retarded.
  16. nalim
    nalim 3 May 2014 14: 53
    +4
    well noticed-Pendera !!! !!! because then they laid eyes on the geyropa, and forgot about the zhinka frame
  17. Shesternyack
    Shesternyack 3 May 2014 14: 57
    +5
    I counted - the lever should be just the length to Kiev. In Ukraine, everyone who received humanitarian aid from America with dry rations, they are eaten, jump at the same end of the lever at the same time and a satellite takes off from the Americans from Florida!

    In my opinion, this is the most reasonable and promising scientific development of the SGA space program of all existing wassat It’s not for nothing that Zadornov is an engineer by training;
    1. Lukich
      Lukich 3 May 2014 20: 28
      +5
      Quote: Shesternyack
      I counted - the lever should be just the length to Kiev. In Ukraine, everyone who received humanitarian aid from America with dry rations, they are eaten, jump at the same end of the lever at the same time and a satellite takes off from the Americans from Florida!

      and Ragozin suggested using a trampoline
  18. vezunchik
    vezunchik 3 May 2014 15: 00
    +18
    and the Minister of Education continues to impose American education on us! The level of knowledge has fallen sharply, the teachers are driven - they are writing a portfolio (no one really understood why), they have no time to teach the guys!
    1. zao74
      zao74 3 May 2014 18: 20
      +6
      My mother is a teacher, thank God made me retire, because in schools pi ...
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    3. Nikolay74
      Nikolay74 3 May 2014 21: 32
      +4
      I have a son to study at the gymnasium. He helped to do homework around the world, so there’s a task in the form of a history test, a scatter in a short test from ancient Russia to the present day. All piled up a bunch of small. The child did not even study this. No system. Just porridge. And this is taught in the gymnasium. Tortured swear. By the way, my son is in 4th grade.
  19. roman 091
    roman 091 3 May 2014 15: 00
    +10
    excellent article !!!
  20. upasika1918
    upasika1918 3 May 2014 15: 01
    +48
    Well, we are really Mongols ....
    1. major071
      major071 3 May 2014 15: 26
      +28
      Everything is right, the cologne and perfume were invented in Europe to kill the stench of body, and in Russia, barbarians, as the Geyropeans say, voted for bodily and spiritual purity. So which of us is a barbarian? Dirty dumb Europe or the Russian people?
      Thanks to Mikhail Nikolaevich for the article, smiled.
    2. ia-ai00
      ia-ai00 3 May 2014 15: 27
      +13
      Well, to Europeans, lice were clearly BRAINING from generation to generation, here they (brains) have become dull ...
  21. Fucknato
    Fucknato 3 May 2014 15: 01
    +53
    Mikhail Nikolaevich Zadornov, a patriot with many years of experience, has earned the Order for Merit to the Fatherland, and one must be careful, because there are already people who want to include him in the sanctions list.
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 3 May 2014 15: 43
      +6
      it's time to award orders -SERVICE TO THE FATHERLAND- all those who are on this list
  22. novel68rus
    novel68rus 3 May 2014 15: 03
    +20
    Soviet education was the best in the world ... what prevents returning that system? probably the political will is not enough simply .. and these tests are completely crazy… any Soviet dvoechnik knew who was the first to go to space and won the war, and now not all excellent students on the exam know this .. the conclusion suggests itself .. from here we get such teachers of doctors builders etc ..
    1. Fucknato
      Fucknato 3 May 2014 15: 13
      +4
      And what prevents elite (private) schools from applying the modernized Soviet education system? Or do you mean a system of publicly accessible mass education?
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    3. Roman1970
      Roman1970 3 May 2014 15: 15
      +2
      I support! Your words to God in the ears ...
    4. demon184
      demon184 5 May 2014 12: 57
      +1
      We got the first such mistrusts at the end of the 80s when we started pushing the kids into honey by pulling kids.
  23. Vorchun
    Vorchun 3 May 2014 15: 06
    +8
    Quote: Roman1970
    USA is a strong enemy (now it’s the enemy)
    They have always been and are our enemies!
    1. Roman1970
      Roman1970 3 May 2014 15: 11
      +2
      At one time they were allies, but now ... I got their arrogance and impudence!
      1. Owl
        Owl 3 May 2014 20: 09
        +3
        You ask how much they earned on this alliance.
  24. mamont5
    mamont5 3 May 2014 15: 06
    +9
    Mikhail Nikolaevich is right again.
  25. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 3 May 2014 15: 06
    +6
    Zadornov long ago said who they are! But for some reason they heard only now ...
  26. shasherin_pavel
    shasherin_pavel 3 May 2014 15: 08
    +10
    The first signs that Ukraine has already been divided, maybe even subconsciously, are Europe's call to Russia to restore order in southeastern Ukraine by disarming it. You can just as well urge Russia to disarm Australia, how can you do this without establishing your authority in Australia (Ukraine)? So they are already calling on us to enter the territory of Ukraine, but maybe they are calling to arrange not a civil war, but a third world war. The last time Merkel climbed out with an appeal to restore order to Ukraine, there was apparently a good drunkenness behind the scenes of politics: her cheeks drooped down like a bulldog's, her mouth hid behind those folds, which reminded me of the dog from the cartoon and Churchill, which barked: "Sanctions! Sanctions!!!". But the times when America reared from the fact that they restricted the import of "Bush's Legs" into Russia are not forgotten yet. Maybe they think that they will impose sanctions on us, and we will increase the volume of purchases of their goods. Lavrov would have to ask the OSCE directly: "Mrs. Merkel, please tell me which of the carmakers will ruin us by banning the import of its products to Russia? Maybe all European car factories? And give their sites to Japan and Korea! Buick, Porsche, Moseratti 85% of their products are sent to us in Russia and show these cars first of all here, because Europe is now saving. Let's cast lots! So that this is the providence of God, and not the hand of Moscow, and thus we will announce to the concern that Merkel decided so by declaring sanctions. No, if you choose women as "presidents", then they will be beautiful, at least rich and smart men will stand behind them, and young, without menopause.
  27. Fucknato
    Fucknato 3 May 2014 15: 08
    +34
    Now the campaign is the banner of the most stupid moves from Americans to gay Europe?
    1. Mns2a40
      Mns2a40 3 May 2014 15: 19
      +5
      Eh, Obamchik, how is everything running! But nothing, my friend, we will treat!
    2. Mns2a40
      Mns2a40 3 May 2014 15: 19
      0
      Eh, Obamchik, how is everything running! But nothing, my friend, we will treat!
      1. ia-ai00
        ia-ai00 3 May 2014 16: 05
        +1
        I think only GUILLOTINE can cure him ... - HOWEVER, the European "medicine" ...
    3. fif21
      fif21 3 May 2014 18: 31
      +1
      Quote: FuckNato
      STUPID Goes From Amerikosy To GayEurope?
      Here it is confirmation of Darwinist science: the development of the brain from monkeys to humans wassat And the conception seems to have been done with the help of the brain belay
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  28. dchegrinec
    dchegrinec 3 May 2014 15: 18
    0
    The people of the world have that even who wants to from the Europeans cannot do anything. One boat, one team, one death will be.
  29. sokrat7
    sokrat7 3 May 2014 15: 24
    +13
    I am shocked by what happened in Odessa. Urgent joint action is needed throughout the south-east of Ukraine. Mobilize, do whatever you want, but stop this scum. And the Foreign Ministry finished me off completely. You see the events in Odessa - this is the irresponsibility of the Kiev authorities. What irresponsibility? This is genocide, this is a grave crime. Hello, Lavrov, come to your senses.
    1. Fucknato
      Fucknato 4 May 2014 01: 27
      +1
      I finally had to deal with the locks on the TV set-top box, so that, God forbid, the nephews did not see what Euro-Ukraine had done in Odessa! He’s still troubled! People were killed, burned and bl, they go watch and take pictures. Anglo-Saxons seemed to be right that they call us Slavs and the former USSR savages and barbarians !!! Or is it not the Slavs but the Aliens !!!! ????
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  30. lance
    lance 3 May 2014 15: 25
    +1
    therefore, stupid and especially animals should be taught, and preferably by action, since diplomacy for them is now manna from heaven - remember Abkhazia, if we would then engage in diplomacy? there can be only one diplomacy with such freaks: the liberation of SE from the Maidan (with Europeans to train with zapadents), to close the pipe through Ukraine until the debt is paid, and when sanctions are imposed, close all pipes for reflection for three months - December, January, February (for now Iran did not start supplying its own)
    1. Fucknato
      Fucknato 4 May 2014 01: 40
      0
      Good diplomatic arguments are the "red button" and Putin's Polite Troops on a visa-free tour of gay Europe. Plus the closing ceremony of P ... ndostan !!!
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  31. VD chauvinist
    VD chauvinist 3 May 2014 15: 26
    +7
    Classics of the genre. Zadornov, as always, is bile, witty, merciless.
  32. anfil
    anfil 3 May 2014 15: 28
    +4
    Quote: Kilo-11
    When at the end our government understands or realizes that the main goal is not Ukraine, but Russia and such

    Do not think that we have a dull power. Politics between countries, even hostile ones, is not a market war or clanging on the forum. Everyone understands everything, everyone has their own policies, our descendants will more than once analyze this situation in the world. And I hope that they will not be ashamed of our generation.
  33. uge.garik
    uge.garik 3 May 2014 15: 34
    +2
    Americans are a virus ... they feel good - when we feel bad ... they exist for this ... - nature strives for balance, always ...
  34. pts-m
    pts-m 3 May 2014 15: 36
    +6
    Well done Mikhail! Like an article with a laugh, but at the very end! Don’t take away not add! Although really stupid to read would be lazy for them to listen to anything.
  35. sergey261180
    sergey261180 3 May 2014 15: 40
    +10
    There is only one thing left for the Russian authorities - to transfer their Yanukovichs in time from their posts to zones! So that we have "marsh maidan" did not happen soon.
    Effective offer. Only on the contrary, they amnesty and give heroes.
  36. Chemicalin23
    Chemicalin23 3 May 2014 15: 46
    +8
    Quote: Roman1970
    At one time they were allies, but now ... I got their arrogance and impudence!

    Even during the Second World War they "made friends" with us for money, and after that they never were "friends" to us - they always were, are and will be - enemies! And they are enemies to the whole world.
  37. marder4
    marder4 3 May 2014 15: 46
    +9
    Zadornov in his repertoire, well done !!!
  38. clidon
    clidon 3 May 2014 15: 53
    -4
    Zadornov in his repertoire - a nose in the wind. It will not be lost. Interestingly, he still lives in the Baltic states or moved here to us?
  39. Yellow white
    Yellow white 3 May 2014 15: 54
    +6
    Zadornov well done, plus article, disagrees with some:
    not a fig to divide Ukraine, to tear to pieces, it is ours, ours ...
  40. Akulina
    Akulina 3 May 2014 15: 59
    +15
    It would be ridiculous if Russian guys did not die in Slavyansk at that very time ... The Brest Fortress of the 21st century .... live and hold on to the hope that they will not be abandoned, they will not be betrayed. But Putin grinds his teeth from anger - well, he cannot protect them now, as he would like, without plunging several countries into the war. And put in the graves several orders of magnitude ... Damn this America, with his president - that's for sure a monkey with a grenade. Europe - cowardly creatures, well, Ukrainian Natsik and not people at all - mankurts ... Lord, save Russia and the Russians, and everyone who lives on this earth and loves it ....
    1. avia1991
      avia1991 3 May 2014 18: 26
      -1
      Quote: Akulina
      . But Putin grinds his teeth from anger - well, he cannot protect them now, as he would like, without plunging several countries into the war.

      I don't believe it, Akulina. I would like to. What "several countries" are YOU talking about? Who is now going to ask for trouble against the Russian army, which is going to defend its brothers ?! Ukraine is a member of the CIS, their withdrawal law is only in the draft! And according to the CIS agreement, we can LOG IN AND MAKE THE ORDER! NOT BREAKING ANYTHING! Only about this everywhere they are silent at the top, it is unprofitable .. The war has been going on for two days - and Mr. President does not show his nose! Peskov left for himself to answer the calls .. Any day, at least somewhere - yes, it will light up, and more often on all channels in almost every news! HERE - LOST! "I'M BUSY, CALL BACK LATER!" And think, people, what you want - on the drum!
      1. hawk
        hawk 4 May 2014 20: 06
        +1
        "And think, people ..."
        And thinking is useful. Ninth of May is just around the corner ...
  41. chinararem
    chinararem 3 May 2014 16: 22
    +11
    The main thing is now not to lose Novodvorskaya.
    I hope to hear from specialists from Kashchenko soon: "We are losing her! We are her ... Well, somehow it happened!" It starts with PR-technologies, shocking, and ends with the processions of fascists in Moscow on May 1 (How could they have allowed it?) Now there is no time for political correctness, to stifle such an infection in the bud, otherwise it will be too late.
    1. nalim
      nalim 3 May 2014 19: 11
      +2
      is she still alive? this is a fuck ... e need to be strangled
      1. O. BENDER
        O. BENDER 4 May 2014 00: 41
        +2
        To chop off her head and alcoholize in a bank, use it as a visual aid at some veterinary school. At the bank write-This pig-dog hated Russia-MATUS, And some 200 years later send this head to deep space.
  42. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 3 May 2014 16: 31
    +13
    Guard, e..bi her mother :)))
    1. 1812 1945
      1812 1945 3 May 2014 18: 41
      +4
      On the coat of arms of the Kiev junta, this toad! Their sponsors "from the island" have the "Order of the Garter", for the right-wing people - "the order of the elastic band of Lerkin's cowards" on the neck!
    2. koshh
      koshh 3 May 2014 22: 37
      0
      Only this volunteer was not enough for them.
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  44. leo44
    leo44 3 May 2014 16: 34
    +6
    It became terrible to admit that from Russia. I decided to joke in one restaurant and answered the question “Where are you from?”:
    - From Mongolia.
    - What is nationality?
    - Mongol I!

    Thanks to Zadornov! It should not be ashamed or scary that we are Russian. We are proud that we are Russian! But the truth, like the awl in a bag, you can’t hide:

    Millions are you. Us - darkness, and darkness, and darkness.
    Try, fight with us!
    Yes, Scythians - we are! Yes, Asians - we -
    With slanted and greedy eyes!
    We are wide in the wilds and forests
    Before Europe, prigozhey
    Let's part! We will turn to you
    His Asian mug!

    A. Block "Scythians"
  45. Baba Lera
    Baba Lera 3 May 2014 16: 35
    +9
    The most annoying thing is that on our TV channels more and more shows about food are shown
    And about clothes.
    Yes, that's a shame. They want to make us the same! Many people understand, but ... "the process is still going on."
  46. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 3 May 2014 16: 35
    +11
    But this little fryer who has not yet sat down does not know how to bite Russia more painfully.
  47. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 3 May 2014 16: 44
    +8
    Practically America began the fight against Russian corruption - Medvedev's gut was thin.

    Too well Zadornov thinks about the lady that she just "let her down".
    He is the same as all Russian liber / A / sTy. If he had suffered for the FATHERLAND, he would not have rewarded the bumpy man, he would not have bowed to the Poles, he would not have issued IDIOTIC ORDERS harmful in any area where his paw has "touched" him, and would not have influenced the organs of justice regarding his wife's sister , which in the "conclusion" walks through expensive boutiques, paints rhymes and pictures, which they already exhibit, almost as a "gift", instead of - to serve in not so distant, somewhere in Siberia, not very far from her friend - VORYUGA who has already received an amnesty ... Ugh ...
    1. Saratoga833
      Saratoga833 3 May 2014 22: 43
      0
      Sorry for the minus "ia-ai00", by mistake! Note "+"!
  48. MuadDib
    MuadDib 3 May 2014 16: 50
    +1
    Wow performance. Hundreds of the dead. This is a tragedy. Moreover, universal as well as the Syrian civil war. I don’t understand the irony of Uncle Misha.
  49. fly fishing
    fly fishing 3 May 2014 16: 53
    +9
    Quote: larand
    "Have you ever wondered what such stupid animals are now made of our schoolchildren?"
    Unfortunately already done.

    So it is not difficult to identify who copies the school curriculum from the West. I have long been saying to everyone that they began to teach, or rather not to teach.
    The daughter sits on the phone then on the tablet, often makes mistakes in communication when building phrases or stress. (a kindergarten teacher was from Armenia), Well, where is Russia really good, although our girls don’t go to work in kindergartens and schools for such a salary?
    Correct, offended. But it seems to understand)
    Well, television itself greatly affects the subconscious of youth ...
    Our president has something to think about, besides trade.
  50. leo44
    leo44 3 May 2014 16: 55
    +6
    In general, it seems, the flourishing of Russia is beginning - they stopped hypocritical hugs with enemies for their loot.

    Well said!