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The Tale of the Terrible Rabbit

This spring, Rabbit was very lucky. The weather in the forest was vile. Winds poured, trees fell, blind moles crawled out of the ground and began to bang on the door of the Big Nora, in which Yanuca the badger lived. The Yanuca, like all badgers, was a fat and cowardly animal. He got scared and ran away from the Big Nora. And then Rabbit jumped into it together with his friend Horke. Both were happy.

The rabbit drummed his paws in the chest, Ferret showed his sharp teeth, and they shouted to the whole district: “Now we are masters of the forest. We will make us love all beasts, and those who do not love us will be torn by blind battle moles. They are terrible animals because they are blind. They don't care who to tear! ”

Rabbit and Ferret began to celebrate the victory, because the forest used to be fertile and there was much to do in it. True, for the cold spring he was very impoverished, but still something remained for them. However, to their misfortune, other animals also lived in the forest, they did not like Rabbit and Ferret. There were many of these animals, and they shouted: “Hey, you thieves! You occupied another's Nora! We will not love you, you are evil and smelly! ”

Then Rabbit ran to the stars and stripes boas, who had long been engaged in breeding moles. “Boa, you have to save us, because there are many animals, and moles are blind. They are terrible when they attack a pack of one. And if fighting animals fight with them, they will have a bad time. Moreover, there is a big bear wandering nearby, who has many friends in our forest. ”

“Do not be afraid of anything,” his star-striped boa hissed, gazing with appetite at Rabbit. - You are fighting for our freedom, and we will not let you take offense. We will not allow your enemies to visit us and will not allow them to sell us goods. They are very scared. And this is not the end. The end will be later. A bear is threatened with terrible reprisals. He is even more scared.

The rabbit returned to the Big Hole and began to give speeches to the whole forest. He banged his paws on his chest and screamed with all his might so that the bear could hear him:

- Hey, bear, listen to me. Khorky and I will still tear everyone who does not love us in our forest. And if you try to stop us, then you will unleash a third world war! Got it! This I tell you, Rabbit. And my words mean something. The whole world is behind us, the army of moles is behind us, and in general we are not afraid of you. If anything, the constrictor will avenge you for us and will strangle you for good! Because we are fighting for his freedom! You should be afraid of us!

But the bear lay on the grass under the warm spring sunshine and dozed off. He did not want to listen to Rabbit's silly shouts.

At night, the magical storyteller Ole Lukoye came to Rabbit.

“Listen, Rabbit, do you really believe that a third world war will break out because of you?” He asked Rabbit. - If so, then you are seriously ill, baby, and you need a good rest. In your little head, crazy thoughts boil, you lose your mind.

- What, am I not the Most Dreadful and Great Rabbit in the world? - anxiously asked Rabbit. “Didn’t I make a national revolution in our forest? Doesn’t the whole world applaud our democratic successes?”

- Well, what are you, boy! I'm telling you that you are ill. Never for the whole long one history our planet rabbits did not make any revolution on it. And the ferrets never became great warlords. And never blind moles turned into a mighty army.

“But we like the stars and stripes boas.” He is our friend, he will intercede for us.

- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you silly. Have you not heard that rabbits are a favorite dainty of the stars and stripes boas? You do not know anything about rabbits, which themselves jump into his mouth? You did not see how he hypnotizes them with his eyes and hisses? He always does this to stupid fur animals.

- But I'm not like that. He told me that he would take me under protection!

- Ha ha ha, my boy. It has not yet been the case that, because of one and a half kilograms of rabbit stew, at least some lousy war flared up. And the third world and even more so!

- But what about a terrible bear, because without a snake we are powerless ?!

- You do not need to be afraid of a bear. He only growled for a testament that he would not leave his friends in trouble in your forest. But he will not have to do anything. If you give an order to your moles to launch an attack on other animals, these animals will disperse the moles and put you in jail. Do you know why?

- Why not?

“Because it is contraindicated for rabbits to consider themselves as great leaders of all ages and nations.” The beasts will not consider you to be their leader, even if you burst with zeal. Nature has provided a completely different life for rabbits - nibbling grass and breeding. Believe me, boy, if you do just that, you will find your happiness. A third world war bear bear no more thunder. The world has long laughed at how you paw your breasts.
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  1. platitsyn70
    platitsyn70 3 May 2014 07: 50
    the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!
    1. Stalevar
      Stalevar 3 May 2014 07: 51
      It’s better if he stabs himself in the back with two stabs! From the realization that rabbits are not allowed to become great leaders of all time! So the official version will sound. And the people will officially mourn the failed democracy, and all over the world they will officially honor their memory. And unofficially cursed ghoul, who accidentally looked like a rabbit, but was a nit.
      1. major071
        major071 3 May 2014 07: 59
        Seriously speaking, the rabbit has not solved anything for a long time. There are many other beasts, for which it is time to open the season of great hunting. And not just for hunters with hunting tickets, but also in a poaching way. Now all methods are good. hi
        1. kocclissi
          kocclissi 3 May 2014 21: 50

          Rabbits yes)))
          1. kimyth1
            kimyth1 4 May 2014 02: 17
            yatsenyuyuyuyuhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!
    2. Penzyac
      Penzyac 3 May 2014 11: 54
      Quote: platitsyn70
      the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!

      This rabbit is a mutant and it is contraindicated for him to breed, there is little meat in it, it is lean and not tasty, and his skin is peeling. So, its only in the clinic, for experiments.
    3. 1812 1945
      1812 1945 3 May 2014 12: 02
      Quote: platitsyn70
      the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!

      And reward the author of the "fairy tale". I applaud as a grateful reader and connoisseur of this genre - a political fable in prose! More precisely, - the essence, so intelligibly - cannot be conveyed.
    4. dmitreach
      dmitreach 3 May 2014 16: 00
      Rabbit-IйTsenyukh, as in that joke ... I rode through the woods, I saw not that dirt or not ParashEnka, not that FecesOmsoi ... Being afraid of getting into a ram and messing up a paw, I decided to taste it to make sure that it wasn’t dirt anyway ... I was convinced. The power of the Revolution is a ram, as are the colleagues in the chamber. But he continues to try not to get his foot dirty, even though he had already tasted it.
      He's definitely not a leader. He will save his "skin". And the more unknown elements in his own destiny for him, the longer the variability of events lasts, the louder he will fall into hysterics, in the end. An armored gelding, already bought a hare with a run. Let him buy a used "Geiger counter". And then suddenly ... He will go to London, for "5 o'clock", at the invitation, and instead of tea there is 3,14c ... Anything can happen ... He does not care without the right devices now, it is all the same - bald without the skin. Posthumously. I just want to say to Rabbit: become a historical loser, IйTsenyuh! For political you already become. Right people, you are nominated for a Darwin Award, with a spin on your back. Posthumously, naturally!
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  2. NIVH
    NIVH 3 May 2014 07: 52
    The boa constrictor has its own species ...
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    2. SAG
      SAG 4 May 2014 22: 34
      This fairy tale is already 65 years old
  3. arkady149
    arkady149 3 May 2014 07: 55
    What a terrible story, and Rabbit is really scary (well, in the sense of ugly).
  4. Children BuryKonya
    Children BuryKonya 3 May 2014 08: 00
    Some kind of stream of consciousness, but still mastered. It seems to me that the rabbit already has a passport in the name of Zayits and a house in another forest.
    1. papas-57
      papas-57 3 May 2014 08: 23
      `` It seems to me that the rabbit already has a passport in the name of Zaitsa and a house in another forest ready. '' And not only the rabbit, the entire top of the junta has it. Although, for their merits, p-Indosia will always accept them.
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    3. arkady149
      arkady149 3 May 2014 20: 23
      Quote: Children Bury the Horse
      , the rabbit already has a passport in the name of Zaits and a house in another forest.

      But the evil Tatars in the caps of the Kyrgyz will still get it.
  5. Humpty
    Humpty 3 May 2014 08: 01
    Like that with a longhorn rabbit.
    “And tell don Obama.”
    - What ?
    - That's what .
  6. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 3 May 2014 08: 03
    Do you know how to slaughter a rabbit? A bale between the ears with a stick ... and that’s all, though a spring rabbit is no longer valuable fur, it was necessary to beat it even in winter, and the meat
    1. Egor-dis
      Egor-dis 3 May 2014 08: 28
      Quote: dimdimich71
      Do you know how to slaughter a rabbit? A bale between the ears with a stick ... and that’s all, though a spring rabbit is no longer valuable fur, it was necessary to beat it even in winter, and the meat

      They also twist their necks, fire a bullet in the forehead, use an awl through the nose into the brain, or just use a stun gun. There would be a rabbit. But the "Kiev" rabbit must be killed exclusively through the anus. To die as he lived.
      And meat - it all depends on age and conditions of detention.
      1. koshh
        koshh 3 May 2014 08: 51
        Well then you are. Rabbit meat is a dietary meat. True, the rabbit described above most likely has nothing to do with this - it seems that LSD got drunk.
  7. Kodar 75
    Kodar 75 3 May 2014 08: 05
    This rabbit is a reptile and a coward. He sold the people of Ukraine! Sold his homeland! Sold all the fallen! Gut it right! And the dogs to eat!
    1. stroporez
      stroporez 3 May 2014 10: 38
      Quote: Kodar75
      Gut it right! And the dogs to eat!
      --- and then poison the dogs, for what ???
    2. Sirocco
      Sirocco 3 May 2014 16: 15
      Quote: Kodar75
      This rabbit is a reptile and a coward. He sold the people of Ukraine!

      Not about that, not only the rabbit is a coward, but also the people of Ukraine, who took the position, my hut from the edge. How much has been said about the fact that the city millionaires expose several hundred activists of federalization. And the miners of the Western Donbass openly say that the mines are outside politics, and they say for whom and for what to fight? Fools, with their own work, and with the money they earn, they themselves are killed. But not one friend from Ukraine speaks out, when will you help us, they say why Russia does not send troops, they are offended, but they go to work themselves. As always, everyone is trying to pull chestnuts out of the fire with the wrong hands. I have lost all interest in the topic of Ukraine. And disappointed in the population.
  8. svp67
    svp67 3 May 2014 08: 11
    The Tale of the Terrible Rabbit
    I don’t agree ... The Rabbit is NOT SCARY, he is VIDENTLY PLAYING ...
  9. free
    free 3 May 2014 08: 47
    to indicate our position, the war against us is a war with the use of nuclear weapons, and clean up Ukraine!
  10. Narkom
    Narkom 3 May 2014 09: 11
    rabbit roast, time to cook ...
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 3 May 2014 16: 04
      Quote: Narkom
      rabbit roast, time to cook ...

      I will not eat this ... am
    2. VIPER
      VIPER 3 May 2014 19: 34
      BUT it is impossible to eat
      1. kaa_andrey
        kaa_andrey 3 May 2014 20: 46
        So hot, let him eat Geyropa !!!!
  11. ECT
    ECT 3 May 2014 09: 20
    People already write only something to write, it’s understandable to crack the tongue, not toss the bags.
  12. smart Fox
    smart Fox 3 May 2014 09: 49
    It’s not funny already, looking at what this rabbit has done. And you can only say about the fairy tale that the genre relies on the farther the more terrible. This is also happening in Ukraine. Not until fairy tales
  13. Giant thought
    Giant thought 3 May 2014 10: 00
    Rabbit is not only valuable fur, but also 70 kg of stinky meat. Pull the skin of this rabbit on the fence to others as a warning.
  14. Vadim12
    Vadim12 3 May 2014 10: 07
    It is necessary for our children in this form to explain clearly about the events in Ukraine.
  15. mig31
    mig31 3 May 2014 10: 55
    Judging by the photo, and the joys are full of pants, soon the stink of the Ukrainian junta will smell in the State Department ...
  16. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 3 May 2014 11: 11
    Do animals fuck in the ass?
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 3 May 2014 16: 08
      Quote: VNP1958PVN
      Do animals fuck in the ass?

      Zoologists say what happens. Everything about them is almost like that of people, only the most brainless are eating only their own kind.
  17. Vityok
    Vityok 3 May 2014 11: 16
    Quote: platitsyn70
    the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!

    From the beginning to hang by the legs, and then sewed into the nose, that would be tormented.
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 3 May 2014 16: 10
      Quote: Vitek
      Quote: platitsyn70
      the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!

      From the beginning to hang by the legs, and then sewed into the nose, that would be tormented.

      Where does such humanism come from? Let it torment, we do not have it.
  18. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 3 May 2014 11: 22
    The tale is a lie, but a hint in it
    poor rabbits lesson!
    SEKTRIS 3 May 2014 11: 34
    The rabbit needs to be put in a cage with Tymoshenko rats, a pulling horse, a Klitschko, a pair
    eat, nalivaichenko, Avakov, Kolomoisky, t
    Aruta and others like them. Here then, let's see how he laughs!
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 3 May 2014 16: 26
      Quote: SEKTRIS
      The rabbit needs to be put in a cage with Tymoshenko rats, a pulling horse, a Klitschko, a pair

      eat, nalivaichenko, Avakov, Kolomoisky, t
      Aruta and others like them. Here then, let's see how he laughs!

      No, they are different animals:
      - Tymoshenko - yes, a gray rat;
      - Tyagnibok - the jackal;
      - Klitschko - a ram;
      - Parubiy and Nalyvaychenko - hyenas;
      - Avakov - a goat;
      - Kolomoisky, Poroshenko and Taruta - fat warthogs;
      - Farion - a smelly skunk;
      - Yarosh - stinking dog;
      - Turchinov - puffed turkey.
  20. mdwspb
    mdwspb 3 May 2014 11: 43
    The rabbit population is always and everywhere artificially regulated!
  21. kmike
    kmike 3 May 2014 11: 58
    The future of the rabbit. There is something to ponder.
  22. Oprychnik
    Oprychnik 3 May 2014 12: 17
    Give one combat.
    -What for?
    -Shoot yourself if something happens!
  23. mamont5
    mamont5 3 May 2014 12: 39
    Why did they bribe a rabbit and others like him? They promised that they would save and take them out in any situation. And they believed, because at the same time they threatened, if you didn’t do so, then ... look at me. It turned out that wherever they throw - everywhere a wedge. And so at least some kind of delay.
    1. sleepy
      sleepy 3 May 2014 13: 17
      Quote: mamont5
      "How did they bribe the rabbit and the like?"

      Maybe they didn’t bribe a rabbit, but fed grass with content
      narcotic substances.
      "A woman came from Maidan, a neighbor in the Crimean village where my relatives live. The woman brought 8000 euros from Kiev - she worked in the canteen,
      fed the rebels. This is for those who say about the crystal integrity of the protesters.
      She would be very happy, but here's the bad luck - she got to the hospital.
      The diagnosis - addiction of the third stage - somatic pathology.
      The cook recalled that in the Maidan canteen the staff was asked to leave
      from the kitchen and conjured something over the pots. It became painfully clear how the Maidanites were able to withstand the 30-degree frosts in Kiev and why they were so fearless under the fire of snipers. Now all the ill-gotten money will be spent on drug addiction treatment. "

      PS One of the Israeli officer. who came from the USSR, they asked
      can the enemy be forgiven?
      To this he replied: - God will forgive. Our task is to arrange their meeting.
  24. sv68
    sv68 3 May 2014 14: 01
    this rabbit has to lay its paws on itself or go to feed the more terrible predator from the neighboring forest. One way or another, but the rabbit is already a corpse, it remains only to finish the job - to kill him
    1. sleepy
      sleepy 3 May 2014 17: 37
      Quote: sv68
      "This rabbit is left to lay its paws on itself ..."

      Other animals will help him in this.
      One of the smoked beasts from the Atomic Forest presses the red button
      with tragic consequences. It’s good that there were no atomic weapons left in the forest,
      then the consequences would be of a planetary scale.

      Run for the American dream.
  25. Makarych
    Makarych 3 May 2014 14: 10
    Quote: major071
    There are many other animals, which it is time to open the season of great hunting. And not just for hunters with hunting tickets, but also in a poaching way. Now all methods are good. hi

    The hunting season does not close for a minute. Shooting to produce everywhere, until the complete destruction of this type of ANIMAL ..... am
  26. flSergius
    flSergius 3 May 2014 16: 19
    It is necessary to create a unit within the SVR to combat rodents, rabbits and other pests, similar to the Israeli Kidon D0% BE% D0% BA_% D1% 81% D0% BF% D

    I respect Mossad very much for the way they protect their people.
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  28. Trinity
    Trinity 3 May 2014 22: 31
    In childhood, he collected stamps and match labels, and also collected dirt on classmates, for which he was nicknamed "pisay".
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  30. Trinity
    Trinity 3 May 2014 22: 34
    No comment.
  31. les103284
    les103284 3 May 2014 23: 26
    As you know, rabbits do not live long even at home. Sooner or later (it’s better sooner) the natural outcome of the ukzverzinets will be fulfilled and ordinary people will come to the operational space, who with great pleasure will taste a diet dish from the same rabbit!
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 4 May 2014 13: 57
      The meat with vonza and even GMO-fed. bully
  32. pvv113
    pvv113 4 May 2014 00: 02
    It seems that this rabbit has not only valuable fur and easily digestible meat, but also completely no brains wassat
  33. Thompson
    Thompson 4 May 2014 00: 23
    Quote: platitsyn70
    the rabbit needs to be slaughtered !!!!!!

    hide the skin in strips am
  34. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S 4 May 2014 01: 30
    And from rabbit skins, before, hats were good.
  35. Lelek
    Lelek 4 May 2014 13: 53
    Guys, for discharge.
    The hare found a gun in the forest, hung it on his shoulder and proclaimed: now I - the most, the most - I have a gun.
    Goes, does not whistle. Suddenly the bushes began to stir. He looked, and there the bear relieves his needs. Well, the hare has a gun at the ready and says: "You, Potapych, why are you breaking the order, shit anywhere?" The bear was dumbfounded: "Who are you?" Hare: "I am in charge - I have a gun. Here. So take it and eat yours back. Here." The bear has already found "weakness". And the hare is still oppressed: "Eat I say", and accidentally pulls the trigger. Cheek - no shot. Then the hare puts the gun on the ground and sincerely says: "Okay, Potapych, you don't want to eat it yourself, let me eat it."
    Morality - yes, God bless her, with morality. bully