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The day of "fox"

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You need to be a very tough person to turn on the TV and watch news. Every day gives surprises, but yesterday there was some kind of “apophigeosis” of emergency. In Kernes shot; a man in the Kiev subway was killed with a syringe in the back; KamAZ drove into the trolley with students; a bus was shot near Kiev; in Kiev, a pawnshop was robbed in the afternoon, attacked two television channels. And plus to all this - the separatists in the range. Why so much in one day? Is it possible that today's eclipse? You can watch it only in Antarctica. But felt everywhere. Although it may be another kind of eclipse. In our brains ...


There is such a funny movie - “Groundhog Day”. There, an American TV presenter, having once again visited the groundhog festival in the town of Panksatoni, turns out to be in a kind of time loop from which there is no way out: he just doesn’t have the next day - February 3. He is forced again and again to experience 2 February at the Groundhog Festival, again to report from there, to return to the hotel again, and so every new day. After this film, the expression "Groundhog Day" began to mean being stuck in one time, when every day you have to spend like the previous one.

In the situation with Ukraine, it has become a national disease. Every day we learn that the number of roadblocks near Slavyansk increases. Barricades of tires and sandbags grow like mushrooms after rain (hallucinogenic). On one stand the internal troops, surviving after frosts and shelling in the winter on Grushevskogo. On the other - the evil separatists from the local and "green men" of the arrivals. Differ only in flags. Periodically arrest each other. But the separatist collection is growing faster.

The spectacle is not for the faint of heart: the fighters of the Alpha special forces unit in shorts and cellophane, captured by the separatists during the execution of the task of (sorry for tautology) capture of the separatists.

But the theme for the Symbolists is Babai. All grandmas of our porch discuss it. They heard about Babai since childhood, 70 years ago. But they never thought that he really was. Yes, even with a beard and a hat. I don’t know what to do in this situation with “Babayevsky Chocolate” and “Babaevskaya Pastila” (during a trip to Moscow in GUM I bought, by the way, quite expensive). And is not their presence in my kitchen proof of communication with the separatists of the east?

By the way, the other day it dawned on me. I understood why Babai came to Slavyansk. It's elementary, Watson. The first semester of the school of PR, naming (from the word name, that is, the name). Slavyansk. Babai. Sounds like something! Symbolism, Christmas trees, sticks!

But we deviated from the topic. So, the events described above are a typical groundhog day, which began a month ago and is still stuck in time. But what happened yesterday, in its quality, and, most importantly, the number pulls on the analogy with another animal. Fur and northern.

The morning seemed to be quite positive. Merry photos of yesterday's marathon appeared in the network, because of which it was impossible to get from Podol to the left bank of Kiev. It turns out that while most of the people went to the "graves" and commemorated the departed relatives, the Minister of Youth and Sports, travesty diva Monroe and a group of sports enthusiasts fled the 42 kilometer of the capital's marathon. And Dmitry Bulatov chose an easy distance. In any case, as stated Monroe.

I did not have time to please the travesty and the minister with my unusualness, as less cheerful information appeared, especially for those who use public transport, and in particular, shuttle buses.

Some people on three cars in recognizable "outfit" - in masks, body armor, armed with bats, iron pipes, and weapons (most likely, pneumatics), attacked the bus number XXUMX (Kiev, metro station "Svyatoshyn" - the village Mikhaylovka-Rubezhovka). The driver and the self-defense fighters who were guarding him were wounded. The driver escaped. But the fighters were less fortunate - they were hospitalized in the October hospital with injuries of varying severity.

The first thought, of course, was that it was Putin’s saboteurs who had infiltrated Svyatoshino and tried to capture the beads in order to disarm the warehouses of the Ukrainian army, which were not covered by attention. But later it turned out that the incident was caused by a dispute over the transportation of passengers on suburban routes. A certain company LLC Obltrans won the contest for the route number XXUMX in 2012, but another one squeezed it out. For half a year they carried passengers in parallel, but then competitors hired cops and squeezed Obltrans from the route.

After the fall of the “anti-people regime,” the firm’s management hired temporarily loafing self-defense fighters to guard their route and again began bringing people to Kiev. The rivals hired someone else, and those others beat these self-defenders. Now self-defense is gathering strength to go to tag opponents. Interestingly, but on the routes that I often use, the same situation? Or livelier?

Meanwhile, in Donetsk, the “separatists” beat the “patriots”, who for some reason began to walk around the city, where no one likes them, shouting slogans that do not cause passers-by anything but irritation. The residents of the neighboring regions were not idle.

In the Luhansk region, in a town called Happiness (!!!!), the militia captured the famous Lugansk dealer of underground steroids, the coach of the women's national powerlifting team Timur Yuldashev, who is well known in sports circles under the name Khimik.

For some reason, he was represented in the news by the commander of the special unit of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, who led the “cadets” of the special detachment against separatism to the city of Happiness permeated by separatism in order to train them to fight the separatists on the basis of the local militia school (common sorry for all tautologies). All this sur was supplemented with video clips, as Timur gets in the “penny”, and his team scatters through the bushes, which I was surprised at on the topic “How it brought him there?” Showed the familiar powerlifters in the gym.

But this extraordinary news is not over. As soon as I got on the bus, it was announced that a collision of a truck and a trolley bus on Vyshgorodskaya Street in Kiev had affected 18 people, of whom 11 were children of nine years old (they were driving class).

It turned out that this intersection is a fatal place: there were already several similar accidents with serious consequences. The descent is pretty steep. Upstairs railway embankment with a bridge. Residents of nearby houses have been suing the city administration for more than 10 for years about the permission to build a gas station on this very heel, where between the embankment and the dwelling house there are only 150 meters.

I decided to transfer to the subway. But ... heard the cooling blood historythat in the morning at one of the busiest stations of the Moscow metro - "Vokzalnaya" - a neatly dressed 40-year-old man approached the turnstiles at the entrance for the beneficiaries, lost consciousness and died. Doctors found a needle in his back. They say that it is possible to kill with a syringe only if some fast-acting poison has been injected.

Also in the back, but already from a sniper rifle they shot yesterday at the mayor of Kharkov. And this is the most serious news of yesterday. Obviously, this is not “staged”: Kernes is seriously injured, his spine, lung, kidneys and liver are injured.

The investigation into the assassination has already been taken under control by Interior Minister Arsen Avakov. Only recently completed work on the case of the notorious Sashka Bely, who shot himself twice through negligence when he was detained by the Falcon in Rivne, after he did not share the local tobacco factory with the cops.

Baba Lyuba from our porch, who went to the Maidan to erase the underpants of revolutionaries and firmly believes in the victory of democracy over Yanukovych’s loot, told me in an elevator about this that Arsen would figure it out. I do not know whom she had in mind (the prime minister or the chief of the Ministry of Internal Affairs), but I also have no doubts about “sorting out”. Although some forums write that, in principle, have already figured out. And they remind that the relations between the Kharkov countrymen Avakov and Kernes were no better than those of Avakov and Sashka Bely.

Quote from Mediaport:

«He respects only power. The more he gains strength and influence, the more abrupt and unexpected his steps become. At the heart of this person there are no elements of morality and morality, he is not limited by anything.. Arsen Avakov about Gennady Kernes.

And here is a recent material on the Agurara website:

«The conflict between Kharkiv Mayor Gennady Kernes and Interior Minister Arsen Avakov, according to the latter’s memories, stretches from the early years of zero. At that time, both were serious businessmen and budding players in the politics of the region. Over the years, Kernes and Avakov talked about each other a lot: Kernes repeatedly called Avakov a political loser and hypocrite, Avakov described Kernes as a person without conscience and morality who will stop at nothing to achieve his goals. In recent years, this confrontation, which is not even political, but ideological in nature, according to the good old Ukrainian tradition has passed into the criminal plane.

In 2008, the then Minister of the Interior Yuriy Lutsenko stated that Kernes had instructed crime boss Johnson to cut off the ears, nose and buttocks of the former deputy of the district council Oleg Medvedev, who allegedly participated in the supply of cocaine to the Kharkov top and sold low-quality goods. However, the victim Oleg Medvedev himself was accused of the attempted murder of Gennady Kernes and Mikhail Dobkin on the basis of audio recordings of a conversation with threats. Medvedev was given ten years in prison. The Supreme Specialized Court later revised the sentence, and Medvedev was released.

As soon as Avakov took the post of Minister of the Interior, Kernes became a suspect under three serious articles of the criminal code — part 2, item 146 (unlawful deprivation of liberty or abduction), part 2, item XXUMX (torture), part 127, item XXNX Criminal Code (the threat of murder in the presence of real reasons to fear this threat). Kernes is accused of kidnapping and beating up activists of the Kharkiv euro maidan 1 in February near the National Hotel. One of the victims said that Kernes personally broke his nose with a fist. Currently, the mayor regularly goes to the Prosecutor General’s Office for interrogations and is under house arrest ... ”


It is not by chance that representatives of various political forces — from “UDAR” to Lyashko — talked about the Russian trail in the assassination of Kernes, an Internet resource close to Avakov, as if accidentally threw a message in the comments that “a fighter of the gang of Gennady Kernes Kharkov three times convicted drug lord Vladimir Chepil with the pursuit of Shmonk assassinated. Kernes received a gunshot wound in the back. Doctors are fighting for his life ... ".

In general, the strategy of the police and the authorities is clear - everything translates into crime. The tactics of the political opponents of the current team in the upcoming elections are also obvious: this is a political action, the current helmsmen do not hold the situation.

Participants of the presidential race will be able to talk about this in more detail during the debates. They were also announced yesterday, and the named couples (who will enter the verbal ring with someone) fully corresponded to the context of the “Arctic Fox Day”. Tymoshenko will debate with Tigipko, Rabinovich - with Yarosh. I present this debate. "Comedy Club" is resting.

True, another question is whether the debate will take place. For by the evening it was reported that in Kiev they began to beat the windows of TV channels that show Russian TV shows. In particular, aggressive protesters appeared at the editorial offices of Ukrainian TV channels - Inter and ICTV. A group of 20-30 people broke into the Inter room. The windows on the 1-m floor of the building were beaten, the object from which the smoke occurred was thrown inside. The group was, as usual, in camouflage.

At the same time, a message was received from the head of security of the ICTV channel via the 102 special line. He stated that at the central entrance to the editorial office (Pankovskaya St., 11) a group of young people in the number of 20 people dressed in camouflage uniforms are gathering. The police officers left for the scene, but the young people had already left. At the place of their location there were only banners with the words "Down with the Russian propaganda."

While the police were chasing after “teleguligans,” two unknown people broke into a pawnshop on Dekabristov Street near the Kharkovskaya metro station and took away all the gold from there. The guards tried to catch up with them, but the robbers began to shoot out of firearms. One guard was seriously injured. And then managed to escape in an unknown direction. It seems to be the usual robbery. But ... they say, and here the guys with weapons were ... in camouflage. Anarchy - the mother of order! Rob the loot! Sailed ...

I do not know why all these events fit in one day. It would be logical to stretch them for a whole year. Or for two years. But it so happened that yesterday was just a concentrate eerie. And in such quantity that the normal person will not sustain. Or stop watching the news. Or ... no longer normal.

By the way, not only it caught my eye. Attempts to explain yesterday's phenomenon of “redundancy of emergency” have already appeared on the Web. As a result, many people agreed that the reason is the ring-shaped solar eclipse 148 Saros, which can be seen in Antarctica today, 29 on April 2014 of the year. If you are not in Antarctica, then the individual phases of the eclipse can be viewed in Australia and on some islands of Indonesia. If this is too far an “observation point” for you, just relax and try to mentally break free from the vicious circle of paradoxes and negative.

In this regard, it is good to see “Groundhog Day” and learn from the experience of the main character Phil how to break out of such a vicious circle.

I recall that, incredibly tired of the boring town, Phil decides to commit suicide, taking to the light of the hated namesake - Phil marmot. But all efforts are in vain - Phil wakes 2 again in February in the same hotel room. He will try several ways of suicide, but nothing helps - February 3 doesn't come anyway.

Having tried everything, having studied the town of Panksatoni far and wide, Phil finally decides to devote this fateful day to useful and good deeds. Noble and disinterested deeds that Phil performs secretly, without telling anyone, by evening make him the most popular person in the city. And in the morning comes a new day. Already not similar to the previous one. Such an encouraging ending to the film. I forgot to say - the film was made in the fantasy genre. And life goes on in reality ...
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  1. mamont5
    mamont5 April 30 2014 14: 48
    +19
    "So, the events described above are a typical groundhog day, starting a month ago and still stuck in time."

    The United States has long lived on Groundhog Day. Times are changing, and they either understand it or cannot believe it. So they try to dictate their will to everyone, and when they are sent on a long erotic journey (fuck ..), they take offense.
    1. zart_arn
      zart_arn April 30 2014 15: 10
      +5
      But all this is a rather terrible phenomenon, it is a pity for the common people suffering from all this orgy. Homunculi raging throughout the "nezalezhnoy" are just an opened abscess, the consequences of a deeper ailment, which is called "hopeless", visible to the naked eye. This ailment has struck not only Ukraine, it’s just there this disease is in an acute phase. It is worth thinking about this, because the Russian Federation is also affected by the same disease, it is just that it was driven deep into our country and we are in a stage of some remission. Forceful methods, as the Ukrainian events show, only exacerbate the disease. Conclusion - it is necessary to treat this disease with economic and social drugs.
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    3. alexng
      alexng April 30 2014 15: 30
      +8
      They simply cannot understand that the scribe came, not the groundhog. Here toil. what
      1. CALL.
        CALL. April 30 2014 17: 29
        +3
        Quote: alexneg
        but I also have no doubt about the "sort out."

        - The United States allocated $ 45 million to Ukraine to fight corruption.
        - All bills are marked.
    4. Ross
      Ross April 30 2014 16: 36
      +3
      In the Same Series:
      A bill has been registered in the Verkhovna Rada that allows free seizing of cars from citizens and enterprises during mobilization for the needs of the armed forces of Ukraine.
      In particular, people's deputies offer to allow free pick-up of cars for a time not in conditions of war: “The military transport obligation to mobilize, if the legal regime of martial law or emergency is not introduced, is carried out by attracting vehicles of enterprises, institutions and organizations of all forms of ownership, as well as citizens who own vehicles to meet the needs of the Ukrainian armed forces. ”

      According to the document, the volumes of vehicles by types and brands that are planned to be attracted during the mobilization are established by local state administrations on the proposal of the military commissariats.

      Deputies assure that the vehicles attracted by the military will be returned within 90 calendar days from the date of the announcement of the demobilization.

      The procedure for compensation for damage caused to vehicles as a result of their involvement during mobilization will be determined by the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine.
      1. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 30 2014 18: 31
        0
        Quote: Ross
        In the Same Series:

        Ride, let others ride! Doesn’t resemble anything?
        Now I’m calm for the APU! On stolen (find a milder term) cars, on a brighter tomorrow!
        I can imagine how you can kill "not your" car in 90 days! You can't return it on your own! It's easier to indicate the place where it is lying around!
    5. brelok
      brelok April 30 2014 16: 40
      +3
      The coalition included Crimean Tatars, a part of the Cossacks loyal to Vygovsky, Polish detachments and mercenaries from different countries. Source: http://censor.net.ua/n283353 Source: http://censor.net.ua/n283353 This is a "great" Konotop battle! But how modern it sounds! Nothing changed
    6. Interface
      Interface April 30 2014 17: 00
      +1
      Happy Dog Day comrades
  2. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov April 30 2014 14: 49
    +19
    Now PSs are rightly called right-wingers, UNA-UNSO - Mediator Necro Adventists - Anticipation of the Nazi Co-Users of the Point, SNA - Anal Obstruction Union.
    Comments are not mine, but I liked winked
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 30 2014 15: 24
      +10
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Comments are not mine, but I liked

      The same is not mine, but I liked it: “Ukraine is a place that does not cost a single American dollar and does not deserve more than a brief viewing of newspaper headlines by American citizens. And yet, Obama and his colleagues: European interventionists and democratic arsonists excel themselves in that warlike manner that could lead to military conflict in Eastern Europe. In fact, they are already waging war against Russia through economic sanctions - a punitive exercise that they promise to make more serious over the next few weeks. And for what?"LewRockwell.com asked a question. And the day of the "Arctic fox" is near ...,
      1. My address
        My address April 30 2014 15: 56
        +4
        Victor hi ! I will join you without permission. Sorry.

        But still, God forbid, but perhaps as in the picture.
        And it will be like in that song:
        Slowly rockets float away
        And don’t wait for them back,
        And although we are a little sorry for Washington,
        The best, of course, is ahead!

        Studios from UPI (Sverdlovsk) in the 80's, we sang such a song on the military. We graduates of 70's listened to them and bastards.
        1. Lukich
          Lukich April 30 2014 18: 00
          +10
          Quote: My address
          Studios from UPI (Sverdlovsk) in the 80s sang such a song in the ranks of the military. We, graduates of the 70s, listened to them and bastards

          but in another version)
          1. Duke
            Duke 1 May 2014 06: 00
            0
            but in another version)

  3. St Petrov
    St Petrov April 30 2014 14: 53
    +2
    Democracy requires sacrifice
  4. mig31
    mig31 April 30 2014 14: 54
    +5
    There is no limit to anarchy, persuasion will not stop chaos, only the army can restore order by dropping banderlog into the boiler ....
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    2. alexng
      alexng April 30 2014 15: 33
      +4
      They climb into the cauldron, exposing their approaches and rear areas.
    3. tolyasik0577
      tolyasik0577 April 30 2014 15: 41
      +6
      army no. But the Ministry of Internal Affairs, yes. Yes, only their Ministry of Internal Affairs-they lowered below the plinth and no one thinks for a man, thanks to a showdown with a golden eagle. nobody wants to kneel before scumbags. and it is right
  5. Aleksandr65
    Aleksandr65 April 30 2014 14: 57
    +10
    And what? A typical day after the revolution ... Kiev intellectuals were convinced that they were someone, and they, so smart, would not allow the revolution a la 1917. Yeah! Revolutions have their own laws.
    1. Rus2012
      Rus2012 April 30 2014 15: 08
      +7
      Quote: Aleksandr65
      Kiev intellectuals were sure

      yes uzhzh ... as always tried to naebat all, but only as a result of self-loved ones. In this they have not changed in anything ...
      Yes, only this is just the beginning, and the end - will be thick and non-soapy.
    2. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 30 2014 18: 41
      +1
      Quote: Aleksandr65
      Kiev intellectuals were sure

      Egoza (Elena) has already clarified this issue. "Kiev intelligentsia" is a class that is no longer found in Kiev, it was squeezed out by relatives and fellow countrymen - walked the deputies of the Verkhovna Rada, who moved whole villages to permanent residence.
    3. Penzyac
      Penzyac April 30 2014 20: 32
      +2
      Quote: Aleksandr65
      And what? A typical day after the revolution ... Kiev intellectuals were convinced that they were someone, and they, so smart, would not allow the revolution a la 1917. Yeah! Revolutions have their own laws.


      What the hell is a revolution? Foreign (American) aggression, camouflaged as a "revolution", carried out by the forces of national traitors (all sorts of "European integrators") and frostbitten zombie outcasts ("Svoboda", PS and the like).
      1. svd-xnumx
        svd-xnumx April 30 2014 21: 45
        +1
        All this c.i.e.n. was brewed in Ukraine because the interests of several groups converged in one - to throw off Yanukovych. Oligarchs because the "family" began to clean up their business, but they needed people on the barricades, they were found among the radicals ( dissatisfied with the "Russianness" of Yanukovych and his policies) and Euro-romantics (the West will help us, in the EU without a visa), the Timoshenko people wanted to free Yulia, the Americans do not care wherever the n.a.s.r.t. Vilnius-decided to take revenge. All this rabble did not begin to intensively (already sluggishly happening) gnaw at each other because it is necessary to legalize (hold elections for prezik) and the conflict with Russia
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  7. mackonya
    mackonya April 30 2014 15: 00
    +4
    In Ukraine, this "Groundhog Day" has been going on for more than a decade, they have already been in this "time loop" to "cook" since "ancient times"
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 30 2014 18: 46
      0
      Quote: mackonya
      "cook" since "ancient times"

      Well, what do you want! An ancient great nation, which gave the world the strongest cultural and educational impulse! The mere appearance of Latin from a hahlasurgic can already tell a lot! The burden of the bearer of world culture is heavy!
  8. yulka2980
    yulka2980 April 30 2014 15: 01
    +9
    I’m constantly watching the news before going to work and I think that today’s one more day we’ll be presented with it! Sometimes I don’t want to watch TV at all, they just show some kind of sanctions around the clock. I really want something really new, and then after Olympics nothing positive at all request Kiev calm down and let all people return to normal life
    1. patriot_serg
      patriot_serg April 30 2014 15: 19
      +10
      Cheer up !!!!!!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXelxAdU4d0
      Published March 27 2014, the
      In Serbia, the basketball teams Crvena Zvezda and the Ukrainian Budivelnik play.
      Serbs unfold the Russian flag and sing "Katyusha"
      On the banners it says:
      "Elder brother tell me if I am dreaming or our mother is really waking up ?!
      Tell her that we love her as much as she loves all her children. "
      "Glory to Russia, Ukraine and Serbia"
      "24.3.1999 Eternal glory to all victims of NATO bombing"
      1. andj61
        andj61 April 30 2014 15: 45
        +2
        Quote: patriot_serg
        "Elder brother tell me if I am dreaming or our mother is really waking up ?!


        Woke up already!
        1. Lukich
          Lukich April 30 2014 17: 29
          +5
          Quote: andj61
          Woke up already!

          just rubbing his eyes for a long time
        2. delfinN
          delfinN April 30 2014 17: 52
          +1
          We hear you brothers.
    2. Penzyac
      Penzyac April 30 2014 20: 42
      0
      Quote: yulka2980
      ... Kiev calm down and let all people return to normal life


      Maybe not Kiev, but Washington?
  9. mamont5
    mamont5 April 30 2014 15: 02
    +9
    "Baba Lyuba from our entrance, who went to the Maidan to wash the revolutionaries' underpants and firmly believes in the victory of democracy over Yanukovych's money"

    Now, when the Maidan revolution comes to this woman Lyuba, then Ukraine will come to order
    1. Rus2012
      Rus2012 April 30 2014 15: 11
      +12
      Quote: mamont5
      when to this woman Lyuba comes to what the Maidan revolution led

      kakzhe - how the Babai will be guilty everywhere ...

    2. Lukich
      Lukich April 30 2014 17: 31
      +5
      Quote: mamont5
      Now, when the Maidan revolution comes to this woman Lyuba, then Ukraine will come to order

      and they will tell Baba Luba that Russia is to blame for everything. and she will believe again
    3. Penzyac
      Penzyac April 30 2014 20: 49
      0
      Quote: mamont5
      "Baba Lyuba from our entrance, who went to the Maidan to wash the revolutionaries' underpants and firmly believes in the victory of democracy over Yanukovych's money"

      Now, when the Maidan revolution comes to this woman Lyuba, then Ukraine will come to order


      It’s interesting, but to this grandmother Poroshenko and Kolomoisky this woman Luba has no complaints?
  10. serega.fedotov
    serega.fedotov April 30 2014 15: 03
    +1
    It was written well, with humor! Just what I didn’t really understand! Obviously the author is a blonde!
    1. nika407
      nika407 April 30 2014 15: 24
      +9
      Quote: serega.fedotov
      Just what I did not really understand!
      The fact that a country called Ukraine, unfortunately, will soon cease to exist. It is written well, with humor, although the events are gloomy. But from what is happening in Ukraine without a sense of humor, the roof can move. Thanks to the author.
      1. TekhnarMAF
        TekhnarMAF April 30 2014 15: 47
        +4
        It’s clearly written perfectly, and if it’s blonde, then Vivat! You can’t look at events in (or?) Ukraine without tears! Some kind of theater is absurd! Even blood, grief of ordinary people does not touch them! I have no printed words! To what extent moronity needs to be reached so that green toilet paper is worth the human life ?! !!
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 April 30 2014 16: 00
      +5
      Quote: serega.fedotov
      Just what I did not really understand!

      "Intourist speaks well!
      - What about?
      - Yes, the dog knows him! "(C) laughing
      It’s boiling up in the girl, and here she sets out the idea as best she can. He writes well, sincerely.
  11. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 April 30 2014 15: 03
    +7
    In a word, the northern animal plus a copper basin !!
    1. avt
      avt April 30 2014 15: 14
      +2
      Quote: dimdimich71
      In a word, the northern animal plus a copper basin !!

      Her, pizzunda with fur inside a small, northern, furry, predatory animal.
      1. inkass_98
        inkass_98 April 30 2014 16: 05
        +5
        Northern, furry, predatory animal.

        Something like this:
  12. awg75
    awg75 April 30 2014 15: 05
    +3
    enjoy being independent and believe me, this is just the beginning of your happy life
  13. doc62
    doc62 April 30 2014 15: 06
    +3
    Well, this is only the beginning, then there will be a squirrel day and then full ... full house
  14. Turkir
    Turkir April 30 2014 15: 08
    +5
    Yes, Kernes played out.
    I forgot that I must be a simple, honest person.
    He thought it was grandmother's tales.
  15. shaman-25rus
    shaman-25rus April 30 2014 15: 09
    +3
    this is just the beginning. .. modern carts (UAZs with machine guns) were already lit
  16. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 April 30 2014 15: 12
    +11
    It’s fun and only yesterday:
    1. They shot Kernes.
    2. Near Kiev fired at a minibus.
    3. The facade of the Inter office in Kiev is destroyed.
    4. ICTV writes a penitential letter and commits itself not to show Russian TV shows (there are almost no Ukrainian ones).
    5. Unknown in Kiev, introduced themselves by the lustration committee, stormed Kievgorstroy, demand to show (!) Very expensive aquariums, a raider capture is suspected.
    6. In Kherson, "unknowns" cut through the airport runway, creating an emergency, and did not allow the candidate for preziki Dobkin into the city (I don't give a damn about him, but the LAW WHERE?).

    Conclusion: The separatists who raised the DNR flag in Konstantinovka are to blame. "
  17. johnsnz
    johnsnz April 30 2014 15: 14
    +5
    Good article. Written from the heart. "+"
  18. sub307
    sub307 April 30 2014 15: 15
    +3
    "... but yesterday there was some kind of 'apofigeosis'". Firstly, it was "apofigeo", not "apofigeosis". Probably because in the geopolitical space "marasmus" grew stronger. By analogy with: "... do not read Soviet newspapers before dinner! There are no others. So do not read anything" - that's it, if you feel "an eclipse in your brain." Who does not feel - "breathe evenly" and do not be afraid of anything.
  19. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 30 2014 15: 22
    +12
    Personally, as a resident of this strange state of Ukraine, events are more and more associated with films about Harry Potter, I hope that the end of this terrible tale will still be good.
    1. bomg.77
      bomg.77 April 30 2014 18: 27
      +2
      Quote: Gagarin
      Personally, as a resident of this strange state of Ukraine, events are more and more associated with films about Harry Potter, I hope that the end of this terrible tale will still be good.
      And I have with "Wedding in a robin"
  20. bulvas
    bulvas April 30 2014 15: 27
    +6
    Well-known thing, the people there have always been the most cunning.
    To steal, to beg for something, then not to pay, and now, after entering the world stage, you can act on a grand scale, immediately file a lawsuit in the Stockholm court, while uncle covers from overseas.

    True, then, when the time comes to throw an overseas uncle, who to hide behind?
  21. shaman-25rus
    shaman-25rus April 30 2014 15: 29
    +4
    Turchinov pleases with pearls ..... well, damn it, stupid PASTOR 00
    "We predict attempts at sabotage. According to our intelligence, the Russian Federation is preparing them for the May holidays ... We are returning to the Russian Federation's preparations for a continental war. Our armed forces are brought to full combat readiness."
    1. nika407
      nika407 April 30 2014 18: 05
      +2
      Quote: shaman-25rus
      “We predict sabotage attempts. According to our intelligence, the Russian Federation prepares them for the May holidays ...
      Yeah, we will hold a Victory Parade in Kiev on May 9, and on May 1, a subbotnik on the Maidan with a cleanup from local pigs with gardens and pigs renting "White House 2" or whatever they call it.
  22. K-36
    K-36 April 30 2014 15: 31
    +3
    Interfax:
    Moscow. April 30. INTERFAX.RU - Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada, and. about. President Alexander Turchinov said that the armed forces of Ukraine are on full alert. He announced this on Wednesday, April 30, at a meeting with the heads of regional administrations in Kiev.

    According to Turchinov, the army is on alert due to the threat of unleashing a continental war with Russia. He called on all regions to join the defense of Ukraine. "We have issued an order regarding the formation of a territorial defense battalion in each region," he recalled. about. President.

    “We must be able to move these units to support other regions in case of such a threat,” he added.

    According to Turchinov, the main thing now is "to prevent the spread of the terrorist threat to other regions of Ukraine", as there are attempts to destabilize the situation in Kharkov, Odessa, Dnepropetrovsk, Zaporozhye, Nikolaev, Kherson regions.

    "The task of attacking these regions has been set for mercenaries, special forces operating in Ukraine," Turchynov said.

    The statement came amid mass protests in southeastern Ukraine, which have been ongoing since early April. The most active activists are in Donetsk, Lugansk and Kharkov regions. The protesters demand federalization, that is, greater independence of their regions from Kiev, and some of the activists advocate the separation of regions from Ukraine.

    In recent days, Lugansk has been the focus of media attention, where protesters seized the building of the state administration and prosecutor's office.

    Kiev believes that the actions in the south-east of the country are held with the support of Moscow. And about. Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine Andriy Deshchitsa believes that Russia is carrying out a "veiled occupation" in relation to the eastern regions.

    Moscow denies any involvement in the shares in the south-east of the country, but claims that it cannot but respond to the aggravation of the situation in this region. This explains the teachings of the Russian military at the borders with Ukraine.

    On April 25, Russia's Permanent Representative to the UN, Vitaly Churkin, said that Russia, if necessary, could introduce peacekeepers to Ukraine.

    Against the background of what is happening in Ukraine, NATO forces have intensified near the eastern borders with Russia. In particular, the North Atlantic Alliance strengthened the Baltic air defense mission and sent additional ships to the Baltic Sea.
    Materials on the topic

    See the original material at http://www.interfax.ru/world/374437
    1. grog_bm
      grog_bm April 30 2014 18: 09
      +1
      "The task of attacking these regions is set before mercenaries, by special forces that operate on the territory of Ukraine, "Turchynov said.
      Well at all tin .... full eb.l.a.n.s. !!!
    2. Patriot.ru.
      Patriot.ru. April 30 2014 18: 23
      0
      Is that what the "mercenaries" said
  23. Ulairy
    Ulairy April 30 2014 15: 32
    0
    Kernes was shot; a man in the Kiev subway was killed with a syringe in the back; KamAZ drove into a trolley with schoolchildren; a minibus was shot near Kiev; in Kiev in the afternoon they robbed a pawnshop, attacked two television channels.
    belay Varg Vikernes was shot by Christian activists from a pump action gun with activators of chemical catalysts for sterilization;
    the peasant (Galkin's civil husband) was killed by the Ukrainian greens to preserve the nation’s gene pool;
    KamAZ brand "Mega-BDYSH" (Russian (and not Tatar)) development with all its foolishness drove into a sandbox full of preschoolers up to 18 in a Kiev kindergarten, breaking through two orphanages and three schools and killing the Russian language teacher Ninel Yaziccoff;
    near Bobruisk a minibus was shot from grenade launchers, three attack helicopters and five ATGM "Cornets" from the boards of Russian "reenactors of the" battle "near Bobruisk" ... reportedly, the minibus, having lost its driver, continued to move, glory to the heroes !;
    in Kiev, a pawnshop was robbed, and in combination - two TV channels "Obnun-nakh-ObamkhchlenOUN". Dentists in Kiev in a panic and massively (by swimming) leave Ukraine! But since they are not welcome in Turkey, they head for the Red Sea "
    I’ll go and write Hobosti too ... I will become fat and rich tongue
    1. inkass_98
      inkass_98 April 30 2014 17: 05
      +4
      Quote: Ulairy
      I’ll go and write Hobosti too ... I will become fat and rich

      Only do not eat mushrooms anymore and do not eat nonsense, otherwise you will write such a thing that you have to send you to the State Department as a speechwriter, they like to compose such things.
      1. Ulairy
        Ulairy April 30 2014 20: 18
        0
        I'm not against... smile BUT:
        I don't eat mushrooms, I don't "eat" ... I want "this" to be over! (until his son had to write "Letters of a Dead Man"). Watch, on occasion, a movie ...
  24. Palych9999
    Palych9999 April 30 2014 15: 35
    +3
    As expected, most of the showdowns at all levels in today's Ukraine are elementary clan showdowns
  25. surovts.valery
    surovts.valery April 30 2014 15: 36
    +4
    Here, in the light of the latest statements by the junta about the seizure of roadblocks on the outskirts of Slavyansk. Maybe it's easier? Well, guys came, all of themselves cool, to seize the militia checkpoint at the feed mill. Hungry, cold. Warmed up at the lit tires, stole all the grubs, along with the chargers on mobile phones. They left a note: "We are dying of hunger, the junta does not feed, help good people, otherwise we will die of hunger, bring something to devour." "Next time, bring food to any checkpoint": signal - lit tires. Current, in order to maintain conspiracy, when we pick up, do not interfere.
    1. Grabberxnumx
      Grabberxnumx April 30 2014 16: 26
      +4
      Henry: Listen, doctor, but I don’t understand anything. Still, explain to me what they were talking about right now, m?
      Watson: - Her brother, the killer Selden, is hiding in the swamp. They feed him.
      Henry: - What are you saying!
      Watson: - Obviously, the fire is only visible from here.
      Henry: - I wonder how he is not afraid? Do you think this is far from here?
      Watson: - Two miles, no more.
      Henry: - Listen, let's catch him!
      Watson: - Come on.
      Henry: - And it's over!
      Watson: - It will not end.
  26. Egoza
    April 30 2014 15: 41
    +7
    http://stbcaptain.livejournal.com/103366.html
    The information received is scarce.


    At the same time - reliable, and confirmed, as expected, not one - and not two - sources. Its essence is extremely simple and deadly serious: on May 2 this year. by the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - by a written order of the National Security and Defense Council - the beginning of a large-scale operation to clean up the entire Southeast is scheduled. The plans took into account the mistakes made earlier, provided for a centralized leadership, the interaction of forces and means of the created group, air cover was allocated, and even the order of requests for art support (!) Was determined.

    Understanding the danger (and the inevitable consequences) of the upcoming operation, the commanders of the involved units require written orders. And - to my own surprise - this time they get them.
    The only thing the Kiev junta is really afraid of is the wide publicity of the upcoming action. And it is with this very publicity that we again can really influence the determination of those figures who absolutely do not care about the consequences - if only to maintain power at all costs. Well, the leadership of the Russian Federation also has a certain margin of time to exert maximum diplomatic and military pressure on the junta.

    To the failure of the plans of which it was already incomplete 52 (fifty two) hours.

    The time has gone.
    [[[[[[[[[
    Very! Very afraid of Turchinov! No matter how really moved the army, after conducting some provocations !!!
    1. MG42
      MG42 April 30 2014 16: 34
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      Its essence is extremely simple and deadly serious: on May 2 this year by the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - by a written order of the National Security and Defense Council - the beginning of a large-scale operation to clean up the entire Southeast is scheduled. The plans took into account the mistakes made earlier, provided for a centralized leadership, the interaction of forces and means of the created group, allocated air cover and even determined the order of requests for art support
      To the failure of the plans of which it was already incomplete 52 (fifty two) hours.

      The time has gone.

      So the junta’s self-liquidation mechanism is already running.
      In real life, Durchinov pawn on a chessboard, they rule Tymoshenko-Kapitelman and Kalomoisky there, coordinating every step with the State Department.
      TANKS WILL DRIVE NIGHT ON KIEV
      The Kiev city state administration warned that special exercises would be held in the capital on the night of April 30 to May 1.

      This was reported in the press service of the KSCA.

      In the framework of Navchan, it will be transmitted, but the colonies of combat technology will be overloaded.
      Zvertaєmo your respect, scho rozgortannya special warehouse and technology vidbuvatimetsya at the center of the city, - noted in the department.
    2. Lukich
      Lukich April 30 2014 17: 48
      +7
      Quote: Egoza
      The only thing that the Kiev junta is really afraid of is the wide publicity of the upcoming action.

      Well, this order, it seems to me, has long been in our General Staff)
  27. Egoza
    April 30 2014 15: 42
    +3
    Security forces in the east cooperate with terrorists - Turchinov

    Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada, and. about. President of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchynov admits that security forces in Donetsk and Lugansk regions are incapable of fulfilling their duties, and some units “cooperate with terrorist organizations”. At the same time, he said: “It is the power structures, divisions of the Regional Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Security Service in these regions, first of all, those in the Donetsk and Lugansk Regions, that are not capable of fulfilling their duties. They are helpless in these matters, moreover, some of them either assist or cooperate with terrorist organizations, ”Turchinov said.
    Earlier it was reported that Turchinov announced attempts to destabilize the situation in Kharkov, Odessa, Kherson, Nikolaev and Zaporizhzhya regions.
    Source: http://polemika.com.ua/news-144531.html
    1. Lukich
      Lukich April 30 2014 17: 51
      +6
      Quote: Egoza
      “It is the power structures, divisions of the Regional Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Security Service in these regions, first of all, those in the Donetsk and Lugansk Regions, who are unable to fulfill their responsibilities.

      what did they want? hand over and hand over security officers. and they see it all. and smarter than him, they do not want to fight with their people.
    2. Artem1967
      Artem1967 April 30 2014 18: 05
      +2
      Speaker, go to the South-East yourself and show the unsuccessful subordinates how to deal with the separatists! I hope to see you later in shorts and cellophane.
  28. chinararem
    chinararem April 30 2014 15: 44
    +3
    The fish rots from the head. It was necessary either to solve the problems in the country in a human way, but if they decided it was brutally revolutionary, then they would start from the Rada.
  29. K-36
    K-36 April 30 2014 15: 48
    +3
    Here is another piece of news (I don’t know if I can trust ...)
    "Yury Apukhtin, coordinator of the Yugo-Vostok movement, was arrested in Kharkov on April 30
    (http://warfiles.ru/show-54432-v-harkove-30-aprelya-arestovan-yuriy-apuhtin-koord

    inator-dvizheniya-yugo-vostok.html).
    It is the one who tried to smuggle humanitarian aid with products and insulin into the blocked Slavyansk.
    Asks from the heart: "Well, what the fuck .. Kharkov chews snot ???"
  30. Agent 008
    Agent 008 April 30 2014 15: 49
    +2
    "Where else to look for volunteers ...?"
  31. b.t.a.
    b.t.a. April 30 2014 15: 59
    +2
    Democracy however. What is there to be surprised.
  32. K-36
    K-36 April 30 2014 16: 00
    +1
    From Turchinov rushing on the groundhog day (can we have a polar fox?!?)
    Turchinov accuses the power structures of Ukraine of inability to cope with opponents of the Maidan

    Kiev. April 30. INTERFAX-UKRAINE - Speaker of the Verkhovna Rada, acting President of Ukraine Alexander Turchinov said that the security forces in the Donetsk and Lugansk regions are not able to fulfill their duties, and some units cooperate with local opponents of the Kiev Maidan.

    "Today, the power structures are not able to quickly take control of the situation in Donetsk and Luhansk regions," A. Turchinov said on Wednesday at a meeting with the heads of regional administrations in Kiev on Wednesday.

    "It is the power structures, the divisions of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Security Service in these regions, first of all, I mean Donetsk and Lugansk regions, that are not able to fulfill the duties assigned to them. They are helpless in these matters, moreover, some of them either assist or cooperate with terrorist organizations ", - A. Turchinov asserted.

    On April 29, in another address to the people, A. Turchinov said that events in eastern Ukraine showed inaction, helplessness, and sometimes treason, of law enforcement officials in Donetsk and Lugansk regions.

    "This is one of the main reasons for the low efficiency and ineffectiveness of the actions of the Ukrainian power structures in the fight against terrorism. It is difficult to admit, but it is true. The overwhelming majority of security officials in the east are unable to fulfill their duties to protect our citizens," A. Turchinov said in his address. ...

    Again, Interfax.
  33. bubla5
    bubla5 April 30 2014 16: 00
    +1
    How tired of all this is, the same thing when they shoot each other there
  34. officer29
    officer29 April 30 2014 16: 01
    +1
    Smiled! smile So all is not lost! yes drinks
  35. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 30 2014 16: 06
    +2
    Our film "Mirror for a Hero" will be better American, where our hero meets his mother in the past, who is pregnant with him, this is for those who have not seen the film. And the fact that the scribe crept up unnoticed is true, but everyone decides for himself, relative to whom the scribe is.
  36. Thomas
    Thomas April 30 2014 16: 24
    +4
    By the way, the other day it dawned on me. I understood why Babai came to Slavyansk. It's elementary, Watson. The first semester of the school of PR, naming (from the word name, that is, the name). Slavyansk. Babai. Sounds like something! Symbolism, Christmas trees, sticks!

    It’s time for Babayu to look at her historical homeland
    Kharkiv Oblast, village Babai laughing
  37. Orc-xnumx
    Orc-xnumx April 30 2014 16: 24
    +4
    Well and the VADER there, in Kiev!
  38. gunter_laux
    gunter_laux April 30 2014 16: 27
    +1
    The fish (Rada) rotted from all sides, but there was no head rejoicing! Even in the time of Yanuk. How nickels are cleaned - the son of our lawyer will be envious! bully
  39. kaa_andrey
    kaa_andrey April 30 2014 16: 36
    +4
    Quote: My address
    Victor hi ! I will join you without permission. Sorry.

    But still, God forbid, but perhaps as in the picture.
    And it will be like in that song:
    Slowly rockets float away
    And don’t wait for them back,
    And although we are a little sorry for Washington,
    The best, of course, is ahead!

    Studios from UPI (Sverdlovsk) in the 80's, we sang such a song on the military. We graduates of 70's listened to them and bastards.

    Russian Defense Ministry - A small glitch in the course of the Russian missile RS-24 YRS. Pentagon - This is a provocation, US air defense could not take the target

    26.04.2014/XNUMX/XNUMX another launch of an intercontinental missile was carried out
    RS-24 YARS from the Kapustin Yar training ground as part of the Strategic Missile Forces military exercises.

    The missile was supposed to cover the distance in 9 000 km in less than 2 hours. The missile did its job perfectly, but the missile’s flight course officially failed, the missile moved toward the continent of North America, the target is the United States.

    As stated at the Pentagon: Russia was trying to provoke the states into military action that would lead to irreparable.

    US air defense could not take the RS-24 on target even when the missile was less than 2000 km from the country. When the rocket approached a distance of about 500 km, it changed course and flew towards Argentina.

    The Russian Defense Ministry commented on this situation as "A slight misalignment of the missile's flight path, moreover, it was absolutely safe and did not contain an explosive base."

    The Pentagon called Russia's actions provocative and recalled that Russian missiles never gave such failures, not taking into account the Bulava missile, and that they do not believe in the accident of all this.

    Recall that this is not the first time the United States is unable to provide for its
    security, in particular the recent case in the Black Sea, when
    Russian Su-24 bomber with radio-electronic system support
    the fight was opposed by the American missile destroyer "Donald Cook".

    The Su-24 using the EW system created irresistible obstacles to the radars and the guidance system of the destroyer, after which for more than an hour it simulated a combat attack, approaching the destroyer at 100 meters.

    The world arms race will always remain with us, said Chuck Heigl, but today we see something else. The United States began to show its weakness and helplessness.

    http://ruskline.ru/politnews/2..
    1. tehnoluks
      tehnoluks 1 May 2014 18: 46
      0
      The Pentagon called Russia's actions provocative and recalled that Russian missiles never gave such failures, not taking into account the Bulava missile, and that they do not believe in the accident of all this.
    2. tehnoluks
      tehnoluks 1 May 2014 18: 49
      0
      A good demonstration of probabilities)) Let them know that everything happens once for the first time (and it’s the last ...).
  40. Jogan-xnumx
    Jogan-xnumx April 30 2014 16: 36
    +4
    Positive - Donetsk market before the holidays. laughing
  41. combat66
    combat66 April 30 2014 16: 37
    +2
    Columns of military equipment will move around the city.

    Military exercises will be held in Kiev on the night of April 30 to May 1, the KSCA press service said on Wednesday, April 29.

    “To the attention of Kiev and guests of the capital! On the night of April 30 to May 1, tactical and special exercises will be held in Kiev. As part of the exercises, it is assumed that columns of military equipment will move around the city, ”the report said.

    The KSCA especially draws attention to the fact that the deployment of personnel and equipment will take place in the city center.

    Note that the Armed forces of Ukraine are put on alert in connection with the threat of an attack by the Russian Federation. This was stated by Acting President of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchynov on Wednesday, April 30.
    http://korrespondent.net/ukraine/politics/3356631-v-kyeve-v-noch-na-1-maia-proid

    ut-voennye-uchenyia

    It looks like the introduction of martial law in Kiev. Afraid of their maidanutnyh pridridurk ...
    1. asar
      asar April 30 2014 17: 12
      +1
      What a mess! As expected, they are already bickering among themselves! Well and health!
    2. grog_bm
      grog_bm April 30 2014 18: 19
      0
      There is infa about the fact that the army team (not CSKA)))))) want to overthrow the junta and put another juntenish tyagnibok .. somewhere I read this info and it was yesterday ... in my opinion on http://rusvesna.su / ......
  42. Palych9999
    Palych9999 April 30 2014 16: 42
    +1
    That's interesting.
    In Kiev, AT NIGHT ON MAY 1 ... MILITARY EXERCISES (???)
    Oh, if that's the case (running line on LiveNews) ...
    Did the Army men really swing at the Egyptian version of "putting things in order in the country"?! ??
  43. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 30 2014 17: 47
    +1
    Happy Scribe .. Outskirts. It will probably be celebrated on February 22 ...
  44. Baloo
    Baloo April 30 2014 17: 57
    +2
    laughing But Russia will have to feed these scribes. The smartest ones have already realized that everyone is jumping. bully
    1. Lukich
      Lukich April 30 2014 18: 08
      +5
      Quote: Balu
      But Russia will have to feed these scribes.

      I doubt it. not children, they can work. still the former granary
  45. delfinN
    delfinN April 30 2014 18: 06
    +1
    our answer is mattress:
  46. Sergey Vl.
    Sergey Vl. April 30 2014 18: 12
    0
    One of my favorite films "Groundhog Day" is a rest and edification.
  47. Patriot.ru.
    Patriot.ru. April 30 2014 18: 30
    +1
    Something tells me dear Galina Akimova that tomorrow will be even worse. And the day after tomorrow .....
  48. sherman1506
    sherman1506 April 30 2014 18: 36
    +1
    When will these idiots get their brains in their place.
    A country .
    1. Lukich
      Lukich April 30 2014 19: 14
      +5
      Quote: sherman1506
      A country .

      What country??? outskirts
  49. jekasimf
    jekasimf April 30 2014 18: 48
    0
    Do you know that in Tatar, Babai means father or grandfather. They are used in different ways. Even in the sense of "the Almighty"
  50. DanSabaka
    DanSabaka April 30 2014 18: 55
    0
    Well, everything has now become obvious: Avakov is an agent of the Kremlin, and people in camouflage are Russian saboteurs! intended! wassat