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People's Information War. Column with pictures

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Two months ago, we stated that Russia did not lose the information war in Ukraine - it did not lead it at all.


The information space of the collapsing state was fully occupied by the pro-media outlets - funded directly from abroad and funded by oligarchs. There worked hundreds of resources and tens of thousands of professionals and amateurs.

They invented the "Heavenly Hundred" and they invented the "golden toilet". They came up with "titushki" and came up with "Pandu". Conventionally, the pro-Russian side of the information war simply did not have time to react. She chanted "Ber-Kut!", Supporting the losers, and angrily called out Bandera Bandera - which for the latter was somehow not very offensive.

Russian news agencies and the media reproduced ingenuously (and still reproduce) the formulas that come from Kiev about “so-called popular governors”. And obediently they called (and call) the junta "new Kiev authorities." Television did not find (and does not find) anything better than in the style of the “Crime Courier” program to talk about the sexual dissatisfaction of some third-party Maidan activists and to accuse America of being in charge of the whole thing (as if it were a secret to someone or insult).

But the situation began to change - from below.
People's Information War. Column with pictures


First appeared Polite People. Not the people themselves, I mean, and not even the term itself. And accompanying touching photos, pictures and songs.

The people’s machine for creating images came into motion, screwed on the courteous young people in camouflage and weapons red “thank you for not being a whale” cat - and now on the Internet they already sell chevrons of “polite people” that reproduce historical meeting VL and kote.

And today “Polite People” is performed by the ensemble of Alexandrov.



Then came the prosecutor Poklonskaya - also a shaft of pictures and flash drives. The fact that her “nyashny” image in reality is due to the fact that her face is semi-paralyzed after the revenge of the bandits - creativity only provoke. Today, her hit "Nyash Myash" has already collected 8 million views on YouTube.

Then came the “simple Krymian woman, the daughter of an officer” - which became the nominal name for the entire “sofa hundreds of Maidan”, writing on the network on behalf of the people to create the general opinion of Ukrainians. Today, these Crimeans are already being mimicked by the real Crimean daughters of officers.



Now, in general, it can be stated that the initiative in the information war has been intercepted by the efforts of the citizens of the South-East with the support of the “sofa forces of the Russian Federation”. The Maidan resources do not have time to frighten their readers with “Russian sniper Babai” from Slavyansk — like the bearded, stern Babai is immediately reproduced in heroic pictures.



Maydanny resources turn a tantrum about the "Russian saboteurs" - and already personally the Minister of Defense of the Russian Federation turns it, basing it all on the same folk art, into a meme about "a smart, bold and polite cat."

... As a result, now the machine for the production of Maidan memes is in very bad shape. To come up with calling millions of their fellow citizens who have been wearing St. George ribbons for "Colorado beetles" for eight years now, and also arranging performances with drums playing in balalaika cells, this is not the best moves in propaganda war.

Why did this happen?

I have a version, dear readers. Still, the information war can not go completely out of the real.

So, in reality, the layouts have also changed a lot. While Maidan with more or less success mowed under the People's Revolution Against the Flying Billionaires and Selling Politicians - he had all the cards in his hands. Including informational.

And now everything was the opposite. The non-poor people with extensive experience in the “anti-people rule” Avakov, Tymoshenko and Poroshenko, and all politicians of the most “communists”, and anecdotal Dopa with Gepa were integrated into the elite brought by Maidan to power without soap. The elite was even enriched with new cute revolutionary characters - the multibillion-dollar “Beney” Kolomoisky with his “10 thousand bucks for Moscow” and Taruta with his “anti-tank moat.”

And who is on the opposite side? On the opposite side, thanks to the total betrayal of the Ukrainian elite, people turned out to be like people. Ordinary normal men with faces wrinkled from lack of sleep. People's mayors in sweaters with some small and medium-sized businesses. Miners, taxi drivers, factory workers. Tired women. Young boys and girls from small Donbass towns, which no one has ever taken out to any seminars or connected to programs for the development of democracy and increased transparency. In a word - total non-elite. People.

... Therefore, there is such an opinion - in the information war against them, the winners of the Maidan now have no more chances than in the real one.
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  1. vadimalehin76
    vadimalehin76 April 29 2014 14: 48
    +22
    God grant that it would not be real, but we can handle the information. The people we have with humor. Against our opponent, he will return any slander.
    1. Validator
      Validator April 29 2014 14: 57
      +55
      The article is super! In fact, the information war is now no less important than the real one, so you need to beat the people who have their own weapons, the truth is on our side. And Maidan photo-toads-demotivators are now really exhausted. Here is our Babai - Beauty !!!
      1. Rostovchanin
        Rostovchanin April 29 2014 15: 12
        +14
        Babai (s) is a brand!
        1. VengefulRat
          VengefulRat April 29 2014 15: 23
          +28
          Yes well done, a real Russian man))) He probably could not imagine that he would become famous all over the world)) He honors him and respect.
          1. kot007
            kot007 April 29 2014 17: 04
            +1
            Stupid Americans))
          2. razved
            razved April 29 2014 23: 09
            +2
            KAZAKI !!!!!! Always stood guard over Russia and its interests, stand and will stand.
            1. RND
              RND April 30 2014 01: 02
              +1
              Quote: razved
              KAZAKI !!!!!! Always stood guard over Russia and its interests, stand and will stand.

              +++++++++++++++++
        2. mamont5
          mamont5 April 29 2014 15: 33
          +6
          Quote: Rostovchanin
          Babai (s) is a brand!


          Right Polite people are the visiting card of Crimea, and Babai is now a hero of Donbass!
          1. Tersky
            Tersky April 29 2014 16: 33
            +4
            Quote: mamont5
            Right Polite people are the visiting card of Crimea, and Babai is now a hero of Donbass!

            Caption in the picture:Come to Russia before Russia comes to you.
      2. Validator
        Validator April 29 2014 15: 14
        +11
        If Babai were not there, he would have to be invented !!!
      3. ksv500
        ksv500 April 29 2014 15: 45
        +8
        The article is really cool! And we, as usual, first missed, and now it's great to start acting out. Babai, Polite people, Natalya Poklonskaya - excellent, it’s not for nothing that the Americans began to get so hysterical about RT
        1. Blondy
          Blondy April 29 2014 18: 37
          +1
          Notice, folk, and our professionals do not catch mice.
          You don't have to go far - from the list of the latest headings of "Look":
          “Pro-Russian activists have occupied the building of the Lugansk regional administration” - are they defending Russia? Pro-Russian activists are the term of the Kiev junta. The central government of the proteges of the Pravosek and Svoboda will not admit that this is the anti-coup opposition, or the anti-fascist, anti-Bander rebels, who these people are in essence. Well, why do our media follow the lead of the junta?
          1. papas-57
            papas-57 April 29 2014 19: 17
            +2
            '' Note, people's, but our professionals do not catch mice. '' Our '' professionals '' are recruited from effective managers who are famous only for their kinship with officials and bankers.
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      4. platitsyn70
        platitsyn70 April 29 2014 15: 52
        0
        The article is super! In fact, the information war is now no less important than the real one, so you need to beat the people who have their own weapons, the truth is on our side. And Maidan photo-toads-demotivators are now really exhausted. Here is our Babai - Beauty !!!
        we are starting to win in the information war, which is confirmed by Keri. BABY SUPER.
      5. S_mirnov
        S_mirnov April 29 2014 18: 19
        +2
        Quote: Validator
        In fact, the information war is now no less important than the real one,

        I think it is equally important by what methods the information war is waged! Indeed, from our side the same methods are applied as the Ukrainian fascists from the other side!
        examples:
        - We are very indignant that Russian TV channels are turned off on the territory controlled by the fascists, but Ukrainian TV is turned off on the territory controlled by the Russian Federation, so why be indignant?
        - the fascists invented an "officer's daughter" under a man's name, so the Russian Federation came up with a "meeting of real officers' daughters" (the staging of this meeting is understandable to anyone who is a little familiar with the topic of mass events). Both are fakes!
        I can’t say anything about Babai, in my opinion the real one.
        But the method of information war has been imposed on us by the West and is based on LIES, and a lie cannot be a creative beginning! Waging information wars, we play by the rules of the West and become like them plunging into a lie. I think everyone has a definite and unambiguous opinion about our media.
        I don’t know how to clog Western information wars, but I’m sure that somehow in my Russian way, without falling for lies to my citizens! Somehow asymmetrically! what
    2. COLUN
      COLUN April 29 2014 15: 24
      +5
      Quote: vadimalehin76
      God grant that it would not be real, but we can handle the information. The people we have with humor. Against our opponent, he will return any slander.


      We win the information war because we rely on our history, and the Maidan people are doomed - for they rely on bloodsuckers and traitors!
      1. S_mirnov
        S_mirnov April 29 2014 18: 45
        +1
        Quote: COLUN
        We win the information war because we rely on our history, and the Maidan people are doomed - for they rely on bloodsuckers and traitors!

        Yes, Bandera - followers of traitors! And bloodsuckers are moneylenders, or bankers, or traders, or oligarchs, as you like, but they are now setting the tone in Ukraine and Russia!
        Otherwise, I don’t understand why in the Russian Federation they erect monuments to Yeltsin, Gaidar, Solzhenitsyn and reward Chubais and Kadyrov! stop

        And here is an example of information warfare methods ...
        "With the money of PrivatBank and the factories Roshen, owned by Kolomoisky and Poroshenko, they armed and trained the fascists. They used their money to kill the special forces Berkut and the boys from the internal troops of Ukraine. The fascists they paid for tortured the communist, beat up deputies, tortured civilians in Kiev in their dungeons. . "
        http://zergulio.livejournal.com/930345.html
        this news may also be true, or it may be a lie, I do not know. The information war interferes with lies, half-lies and Truth! Unless of course the Truth remains a place in the information war!
    3. Ross
      Ross April 29 2014 17: 53
      +3
      In Lugansk they took the local regional state administration, and found a bunch of printed but not cut money!
      It seems the junta switched to self-sufficiency.
  2. Same lech
    Same lech April 29 2014 14: 50
    +12
    in the information war against them, the winners of the Maidan now have no more chances than in the real one.


    I agree .... a normal peasant always has something to say to maidanuty buggers ....
  3. e_krendel
    e_krendel April 29 2014 14: 52
    +10
    We have already come up with a new wrapper for Babaevsky chocolate wassat
    With a bearded man wink Sorry, I can’t find the link
    1. Old Cynic
      Old Cynic April 29 2014 15: 04
      +12
      here to help you !!!
      1. Vitaly Anisimov
        Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 17
        +24
        And about Babai)))
        1. Coffee_time
          Coffee_time April 29 2014 15: 28
          +28
          And there is such a secret kind of troops to them. Vitaly Churkin
          1. bugs
            bugs April 30 2014 14: 00
            0
            And Lavrov! Well done too. Patient..
  4. tnship2
    tnship2 April 29 2014 14: 52
    +7
    Aleksandrov’s choir made it all the way to the spinal cord. Everything is clear and understandable. Polite people - This is ours. I wanted to be back in the ranks, at least ordinary.
    1. Old Cynic
      Old Cynic April 29 2014 15: 12
      +5
      and today I was handed a mobile order ... at the 49th year of my life.

      What am I talking about? yes so ...
  5. delfinN
    delfinN April 29 2014 14: 55
    +42
    Until now, the whole Ukraine raves:
  6. gandalf
    gandalf April 29 2014 14: 56
    +8
    It is simple and difficult to understand at the same time.

    It says PEOPLE! Not a population, not citizens, not gentlemen with ladies. It - PEOPLE!
    soldier

    And if it is RUSSIAN MULTINATIONAL PEOPLEthen ... ask Napoleon, Hitler ...
  7. GDP
    GDP April 29 2014 14: 56
    +4
    You can’t rely on chance in the battle of civilizations ... The fact that Ukraine lacks a clear, centralized and realistic Russian propaganda pro is more a minus to our government and security services than a plus ...
    A rolling stone gathers no moss...
  8. shaman-25rus
    shaman-25rus April 29 2014 14: 57
    +18
    When a madman yells, no need to interrupt. The hysteria will end and everything will fall into place. So with this junta. Hail yourself yelling. We will write everything in the medical history.
    1. vadimalehin76
      vadimalehin76 April 29 2014 15: 07
      +1
      shaman-25rus You're not one of the psychologists for an hour, respect drinks
      1. shaman-25rus
        shaman-25rus April 29 2014 16: 05
        +1
        Officially - no :-) but in fact - you have to :-)
    2. vadimalehin76
      vadimalehin76 April 29 2014 15: 07
      0
      shaman-25rus You're not one of the psychologists for an hour, respect drinks
    3. Arbatov
      Arbatov April 29 2014 15: 22
      +1
      Interrupt, of course, is not necessary. You need to put on a straitjacket and isolate.
      1. shaman-25rus
        shaman-25rus April 29 2014 16: 06
        +3
        It is better to listen to the end, so that the diagnosis is fun :-)
        1. Gato
          Gato April 29 2014 22: 17
          +1
          Quote: shaman-25rus
          Better to listen to the end, so that the diagnosis of fun

          And for a criminal case, accumulate a little material ... bully
  9. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 14: 58
    +9
    And who is on the opposite side? On the opposite side, thanks to the total betrayal of the Ukrainian elites, people turned out to be like people.
    Fracture feels sharp ... Well, God forbid we stand!

    ordinary people enter the battle, whom no one has ever taken to any seminars or connected to democracy development programs!
  10. major071
    major071 April 29 2014 14: 58
    +8
    The entire information mess of the maydauns now resembles an old hackneyed record, nothing new, just one junk repeated every day. As there were no brains, no. fool
    1. Gato
      Gato April 29 2014 22: 12
      +1
      Quote: major071
      All the informational chaos of the maydauns now resembles an old hackneyed record, nothing new, one junk

      The true truth. Here is the very first Maidan (May 5, 1942, Kiev, near Univer):
  11. AnaBat
    AnaBat April 29 2014 15: 01
    +8
    Particularly dangerous criminals!
    1. johnsnz
      johnsnz April 29 2014 15: 29
      +2
      and add Novodvorskaya there!
    2. Minaco
      Minaco April 29 2014 15: 43
      +1
      Yulia is missing and Akhmetov
  12. a52333
    a52333 April 29 2014 15: 02
    +14
    Polite people "in a souvenir"
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    2. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 20
      +17
      And about polite)))
      1. nahalenok911
        nahalenok911 April 29 2014 16: 27
        +4
        And the "quilted jacket" if ... What's offensive? This is also a BRAND !!!
  13. ambiorix
    ambiorix April 29 2014 15: 03
    +8
    More pictures smile
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    2. Old Cynic
      Old Cynic April 29 2014 15: 06
      +1
      and another picture ...
      1. surovts.valery
        surovts.valery April 29 2014 15: 35
        +2
        By the way, Hepa escaped to his historic homeland, once in time the Israeli doctors were nearby and a special flight to Tel Aviv was organized. Although not the most important rat in their rat rat, the fact is clear - the rats are running. Who is next?
      2. DEfindER
        DEfindER April 29 2014 16: 52
        +2
        Kernes, of course, led his game, but who knows, maybe he played a give-in to the junta to save his city, but apparently it didn’t work out and the junta decided to remove an unreliable person ..
    3. kot007
      kot007 April 29 2014 17: 05
      0
      cool picture)
    4. Cynic
      Cynic April 29 2014 17: 27
      +2
      Quote: ambiorix
      More pictures
  14. gunter_laux
    gunter_laux April 29 2014 15: 07
    +2
    Quote: Validator
    The article is super! In fact, the information war is now no less important than the real one, so you need to beat the people who have their own weapons, the truth is on our side. And Maidan photo-toads-demotivators are now really exhausted. Here is our Babai - Beauty !!!
    Information war is much more important than any shooting, and our Babai will crush any Svidomo their authority!
  15. Little Muck
    Little Muck April 29 2014 15: 07
    +5
    ... Therefore, there is such an opinion - in the information war against them, the winners of the Maidan now have no more chances than in the real one.
    The expression "there is such an opinion" is damn familiar. what
    The Russian people, with their extraordinary brain and even more unpredictable action, will insert and crank, and for one and cut a thread in the delicate body of "sanctioners" and the junta. am
    In other words, the middle finger set in our direction, can, as if by magic, appear at the one showing up to the elbow in f .. e. laughing
  16. mackonya
    mackonya April 29 2014 15: 09
    +4
    Damn sorry for the pictures I don’t see at work, I’m sitting, and with my back to my superiors, I’ll look at home. I generally like these memes and cartoons on this topic, it is a pity that ordinary people of both the West and East of Ukraine will bear all the burdens.
  17. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 29 2014 15: 09
    +2
    It's just that the State Department's "political educators" for twenty-three years of fighting with various tribes have forgotten the methods of penetrating into a normal human brain, not Banderlog's brain! fool good
  18. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 12
    +25
    This is still very true ...
  19. Gato
    Gato April 29 2014 15: 12
    +9
    Colorado beetles

    Today I read:
    "If you call a tiger a Colorado potato beetle for a long time, then the result is a little predictable ..." (C)
  20. upasika1918
    upasika1918 April 29 2014 15: 16
    +21
    What if this is true?
    1. COLUN
      COLUN April 29 2014 15: 28
      +4
      Karl Marx of the MacLeod family
      1. Gato
        Gato April 29 2014 15: 45
        +5
        Quote: COLUN
        Karl Marx of the MacLeod family

        By the way, one of the Marxes (I don’t remember a grandson or great-grandson) with the rank of SD officer was killed near Novgorod.
        And Herr Karl himself was a famous Russophobe, so his beard is a little out of place here. No.
    2. pensioner
      pensioner April 29 2014 15: 31
      +2
      A beard, if that Babai shaves ... And then something, where will he go ??
      1. podpolkovnik
        podpolkovnik April 29 2014 16: 18
        +2
        Quote: retired
        A beard, if that Babai shaves ... And then something, where will he go ??

        Are our people there too?
        1. kot007
          kot007 April 29 2014 17: 06
          +1
          all our agents from the GRU look the same (they reviewed the film "The Matrix")
  21. 528Obrp
    528Obrp April 29 2014 15: 18
    +6
    Not long ago, the "prisoners" of ESovtsev were shown on lifenews. So the German dialect and appearance of the officer reminded me of the chronicle with Paulus. Another would be "dancing" as in Moscow!
    De ju vu.
  22. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 29 2014 15: 22
    +7
    The south-east of Ukraine doesn’t watch the television news, or looks with a laugh, all the slops that are being cooked by television people are being hawed by the West and the journalists themselves. They invent, shoot, look and believe.
  23. klavyr
    klavyr April 29 2014 15: 23
    +22
    ... Then came the prosecutor Poklonskaya - also a shaft of pictures and flash drives ...
    - here is another picture
    1. GRune
      GRune April 29 2014 16: 12
      +1
      The coolest picture!
    2. kot007
      kot007 April 29 2014 17: 07
      +2
      Nyash-Myash
      Crimea is ours!
      1. Vitaly Anisimov
        Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 20: 22
        +7
        Here's another comparison of a sweet, strong-willed woman! (two attempts ..) But he stands his ground! For Russia and the people! "He will stop the galloping horse .. it will enter the burning hut .." And this schizla on the left?)))) These are ours (and they envy us .. and angrily click their teeth)
  24. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 26
    +15
    Maydauny in one word)))
  25. delfinN
    delfinN April 29 2014 15: 26
    +14
    It turns out that it turns out when you touch Western values
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 31
      +24
      And even the medal is awarded to the most distinguished ones))) laughing
      1. Morgan
        Morgan April 29 2014 16: 18
        0
        Medal - yum and no medal laughing
  26. KAVS
    KAVS April 29 2014 15: 30
    +1
    Unfortunately, we are far behind in this direction!
  27. BarrettM95
    BarrettM95 April 29 2014 15: 31
    +26
    Here is another symbolic picture ...
  28. chinararem
    chinararem April 29 2014 15: 31
    +4
    And in a break in five minutes we built our picture. Even the old advertising almost did not have to be changed. The bat on it has remained since pre-revolutionary times.
  29. KOSMOS
    KOSMOS April 29 2014 15: 31
    +21
    Learning little by little! At the tip of the sword RT, for foreign partners! Well, in the place we’ll pile up with the whole world!
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 46
      +11
      If anyone has not seen ... about Julia))))
  30. delfinN
    delfinN April 29 2014 15: 34
    +10
    The grandson of a famous political scientist addresses his grandfather:
    - Grandfather, and grandfather, help me do my homework for tomorrow! I need to explain what a habit is and what a tradition is.
    Grandfather, wrinkling his forehead and scratching his head, said with a clever look:
    - So, write granddaughter like that - in May in Ukraine will be held early presidential elections. Traditionally, Yulia Tymoshenko will take part in them and, as always, out of habit, will take second place .....


    Residents of the Crimea, who took loans from Ukrainian banks - EVERYONE is envious of you!

    There are two godfathers on the Maidan in front of the dry closet
    “Kume, why is the letter F on the toilet?”
    - So then probably for w% s
    - And the letter M?
    - That is for my% alley
    “And where are we, true patriots?”
    - Kume, we are the owners of our Nenko Ukraine, so we can there, wherever we want.

    A sign from the zoo "Lviv - do not feed!" recognized as a hit in the eastern regions of Ukraine.

    Hohly come to God and begin to munch:
    “God, give us something!” We have nothing dumb, give at least something. Mineral won has naphtha and gas, the Poles have Europe, and we have nothing to dumb. Give!
    - And fat?
    - This fat, fat and fat, give at least something.
    - Okay, convinced. I'll give you such a thing - Nickname`!
    - A sho tse take?
    - Well, it will be all butsk.
    - All-all? And mo% olive?
    - And my% alley.
    - And Lyakhov?
    - And Lyakhov.
    - And all the niggas? Ugor Nimtsev? Of all?
    - And blacks, and Germans, and the rest. All!
    - GOD !! GIVE TWO !!!

    US threatens economic blockade of Russia !!! How to live without Coca-Cola, chips, chickenmatnets, whiskey ??? I can’t imagine ... Again I have to eat potatoes, pork, red caviar and drink moonshine

    Well you have in Moscow - MOSmyaso, MOSmoloko. Not that at us in Nikolaev - Nimyaso, Nimoloko, but in Odessa? ODEMYATO, ODEMoloko, and I am silent about KHERSON ...

    Are you a Muscovite girl? - Nehai Tse Bude is my secret

    Odessa. Deribasovskaya.
    - Sarochka, did you hear the last speech of Klitschko?
    - Oh, do not please me! Shaw, the last one? !!
    1. bugs
      bugs April 30 2014 14: 08
      0
      Odessa. Deribasovskaya.
      - Sarochka, did you hear the last speech of Klitschko?
      - Oh, do not please me! Shaw, the last one? !! ENJOYED DIRECTLY !!!!!!!!!)))))))))
  31. Jogan-xnumx
    Jogan-xnumx April 29 2014 15: 35
    +15
    And from me an addition to the information war. This is in response to Yuli's visit to Donbass, as she told me here that she is "sick" for SE and that she will do everything for us, tirelessly ... laughing
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  32. Zomanus
    Zomanus April 29 2014 15: 36
    0
    Yes, we do them of course. Because they are supported only in words, and ours both financially (products, medicines) and morally. In general, of course, it’s funny when you see how the oligarch collects money for the army or the police. And Natalya is beautiful, yes ...
  33. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 April 29 2014 15: 36
    +8
    Somehow like this...

  34. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 40
    +11
    Sometimes I feel sorry for Klitschko how they scoff at him in the internet))))
    1. Morgan
      Morgan April 29 2014 15: 58
      +1
      Well, yes, gas is at Yuli’s
      1. nahalenok911
        nahalenok911 April 29 2014 17: 01
        0
        In general, indeed, pity causes ...
        1. bugs
          bugs April 30 2014 14: 09
          0
          Does NOT cause. Not a gram. While I was a boxer, I was proud. Now it's a jerk. Every cricket - know your hearth.
  35. Turk
    Turk April 29 2014 15: 40
    +9
    Quote: Old Cynic
    and today I was handed a mobile order ... at the 49th year of my life.

    What am I talking about? yes so ...

    Don’t worry! Everything will be fine!!!
  36. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 15: 42
    +17
    A subtle hint of strange circumstances ..
    1. GRune
      GRune April 29 2014 16: 19
      0
      This one will tell you exactly, Hans Hohlian Avakandersen! The storyteller is shorter ...
  37. Lyton
    Lyton April 29 2014 15: 46
    +3
    Couch troops of the Russian Federation - had fun, yeah we are laughing
    1. Yuri Y.
      Yuri Y. April 29 2014 16: 17
      +3
      Well, you see, we needed it. Grandfather during the war was no longer conscripted, he was called up to the labor front. And now there are already sofas, all the time I regret that I did not learn English.
    2. 97110
      97110 April 29 2014 17: 21
      +1
      They are devils, military personnel arrive.
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  38. delfinN
    delfinN April 29 2014 15: 55
    +13
    Quote: Lyton
    Couch troops of the Russian Federation - had fun, yeah we are laughing
    1. shaman-25rus
      shaman-25rus April 29 2014 16: 11
      +2
      And even there are their own marshals :-) no offense :-)
    2. Gato
      Gato April 29 2014 22: 00
      +2
      Another picture in the topic:
  39. Roman1970
    Roman1970 April 29 2014 15: 56
    +6
    But there was a time when the Americans printed such calendars ...
  40. 528Obrp
    528Obrp April 29 2014 15: 56
    +2
    Quote: 528Obrp
    Not long ago, the "prisoners" of ESovtsev were shown on lifenews. So the German dialect and appearance of the officer reminded me of the chronicle with Paulus. Another would be "dancing" as in Moscow!
    De ju vu.

    Well, definitely deja vu !!!!
    Media: Germany may use its special forces in Slavyansk
    Manstein went on a breakthrough.
    http://lifenews.ru/news/132307
    It will be worse than in the photo.
  41. Morgan
    Morgan April 29 2014 15: 56
    +7
    I had a familiar machine gunner from some GRU training center, nicknamed Babai. There are many Babaevs, we are the country of Babaevs ... Uuuuuuuu ...... be afraid ...
    1. 97110
      97110 April 29 2014 17: 24
      0
      And I had a friend Lieutenant Colonel Babaev from OBEP. About that there will be some kind of machine gun there.
  42. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 16: 06
    +12
    Our response to US sanctions .. (quite possibly) bully
    1. podpolkovnik
      podpolkovnik April 29 2014 16: 22
      +3
      Quote: MIKHAN
      Our response to US sanctions .. (quite possibly) bully

      Good for you!
      Long neighing!
      Carry a record!
    2. dzvero
      dzvero April 29 2014 18: 28
      +1
      You are a seer:
      Rogozin proposed the United States to deliver astronauts to the ISS using a trampoline
      http://ria.ru/world/20140429/1005941846.html#ixzz30HcjhYzi
  43. sevsor
    sevsor April 29 2014 16: 08
    +7
    Yesterday I specially went to the site of the Maidan, you know who lives there. At the forum, I saw a note and a video that in Sevastopol, on Nakhimov Square, some guy with the slogans of Russian nationalists on posters is trying to make a scandal. Immediately, an operator with a camera appeared "from somewhere". This provocateur began to shout something, after which a policeman approached and politely, just like that, invited this buffoon to stop unauthorized actions. Naturally, a skirmish began. All this is not worth a damn, but a polemical storm arose on the site of the Maydanutyh about how "putinoids do not give words to speak, and how protest movement is being crushed in Crimea." After which I could not resist, and interrupted their discussion.
    The first thing I received was a portion of swearing and other non-literary expressions from several forum participants at once, but gradually communication, oddly enough, improved, and they asked questions: "Is it true that 96% voted in Crimea?", "Ah, Are there armored personnel carriers at the crossroads? "," Is it true that all Ukrainian TV channels were turned off in Sevastopol? " After all, you really begin to understand what a zombie is, but I think not everything is so hopeless.
    1. bugs
      bugs April 30 2014 14: 12
      +1
      Interesting. Thank. I also always want to interfere, but I'm afraid I will not come out of the mat ..
  44. Ross
    Ross April 29 2014 16: 14
    +2
    Quote: delfinN
    Until now, the whole Ukraine raves:

    Aha
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/724/deng612.jpg
    And the harvest at Ukrov in Kiev ripened!
  45. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 29 2014 16: 16
    +1
    Our people know how to turn cons into pros, and even with laughter. This is what infuriates our enemies to white heat, let them rage with anger, and we all laugh at them together, laughter is also our weapon.
  46. podpolkovnik
    podpolkovnik April 29 2014 16: 23
    +17
    a place for sanctions and sranctions :)))
    1. kot007
      kot007 April 29 2014 17: 09
      +2
      I would have such a talcan))
    2. bugs
      bugs April 30 2014 14: 14
      0
      Damn ... A dream))) And where can I get one?)) I already bought a special rag for floors. In the form of a star-striped terry towel. Now I don’t have enough of such an impulse for pansions ..
  47. 51064
    51064 April 29 2014 16: 26
    +5
    Slavyansk seems to have finally joined the information space.
    I think such reports will now be regular.
  48. villi64
    villi64 April 29 2014 16: 35
    +1
    Chocolate for sale !!!
  49. podpolkovnik
    podpolkovnik April 29 2014 17: 02
    +8
    "You, we bastards, will answer for Sevastopol!" (FROM)


    They were responsible for Sevastopol .....
  50. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 29 2014 17: 51
    +5
    That's about the pictures of these on the internet .. What I noticed on the anti-Russian sites are all some kind of evil and template Well, for example .. It's still so-so!
    We started a wave that not a picture was necessarily humor and washed away .. (direct insults are very few always subtle humor and the main thing is the certainty that the truth is on our side) THE SUVES OF THE CYBER TROOPS ARE FULLY READY TO BE READY!) The advantage is already clearly on our side .. Zadornov clearly a consultant .. !! laughing laughing