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Avakov asks Ukrainians to help with body armor and bed linen

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In Ukraine, to the action "Support the army. List 5 UAH via SMS ”adds a new action. Now the Ministry of Internal Affairs, still headed by Arsen Avakov, decided to turn to the Ukrainian people for financial help.


Avakov asks Ukrainians to help with body armor and bed linen


Avakov personally appealed for help to the citizens of Ukraine. This is reported by the TV channel LifeNews. Material resources and other “humanitarian” assistance coming from the Ukrainians will be aimed at providing recruits to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. These recruits (and, according to the statements of the Ministry of the Interior, at least 8000 people) must fill the 30 squads that the agency plans to use to “restore order”.

Avakov:
If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.


In the near future, Ukraine will find out how many “extra” helmets and body armor have accumulated among the population.

The so-called Interior Minister announced that the state allocates funds for the maintenance of the Ministry of Internal Affairs from the budget, but these funds are not enough. Avakov said that in addition to ammunition and vehicles in the near future, new divisions of the Ministry of Internal Affairs will need individual hygiene supplies, cleaning products, bed linen. Please help the Interior Ministry bedding from the mouth of Arsen Avakov sounds somewhat ambiguous. Will detergents help clean up the reputation of the “minister” of internal affairs of Ukraine?

For reference: the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine on the campaign to collect funds via SMS gained about 8 million dollars.
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  1. storm wind
    storm wind April 26 2014 10: 22
    +73
    I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!
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    2. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 26 2014 10: 28
      +85
      Laughter and sin .. Ukraine wake up tries ..! Where are the officers? You are being humiliated! Russia will certainly ruin, only the attitude towards the Ukrainian army will be appropriate .. Remember your grandfathers and great-grandfathers ... It's a shame already to look at you (except for the Southeast)
      1. Vladimir.z.
        Vladimir.z. April 26 2014 10: 37
        +12
        Quote: MIKHAN
        It is funny and sad at the same time.....


        And I would also add that it’s also propaganda for people, the brains of za.s.r.a.yu.t and they want to cut a penny ...
        1. alexkross83
          alexkross83 April 26 2014 12: 57
          +13
          They collect money to pay mercenaries in order to destroy their people .... in Slavyansk, Kramatorsk, Lugansk, oligarchs already feel sorry for their services ...
        2. Salamander
          Salamander April 26 2014 13: 01
          +19
          Avakov, with crystal clear eyes, asks for the army ... They survived ...
          In style:
          1. Starover_Z
            Starover_Z April 26 2014 21: 49
            +3
            Quote: Salamander
            Avakov, with crystal clear eyes, asks for the army ... They survived ...
            In style:
          2. 225chay
            225chay April 27 2014 22: 51
            +1
            Quote: Salamander
            Avakov, with crystal clear eyes, asks for the army ... They survived ...
            In style:


            Yes, give this Avakov already diapers ... the poor fellow has done his job the stink goes to the whole outskirts ...
        3. persei
          persei April 26 2014 23: 58
          +2
          it is tantamount to ... that he asked the people: - "We will come to kill you, but donate us a machine gun."
          1. vladstro
            vladstro April 27 2014 05: 56
            +1
            And if anyone has an extra tank, preferably filled with a solarium "otherwise, strain with it too, how much it took for one great Ukrainian ditch" donate, after all, for the good of the people. Laughter and tears got such an army from the collapse, and now beg.
      2. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 26 2014 10: 42
        +25
        Quote: MIKHAN
        It is funny and sad at the same time..

        Help us financially, and we will put you in prison and kill you for this ???
        So what ???
        1. Genur
          Genur April 26 2014 11: 06
          +9
          At http://www.vz.ru/politics/2014/4/25/684025.html ...
          article "In two or three days we can reach Kiev", Where" Two former chiefs of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces shared their views on a possible peacekeeping operation of Russian troops in Ukraine with the VZGLYAD newspaper. "
          1. Sid.74
            Sid.74 April 26 2014 12: 37
            +8
            “The war has begun. Hello to Kiev. We will reach the Dnieper "

            Yesterday, 26.04., Correspondents of 6264.com.ua, interviewed an armed man in uniform. The camouflage uniform was unusual, camouflage.

            Near the Kramatorsk SBU building, we talked with people in military camouflage. One of them said that Russia had already sent troops to Ukraine, they were moving from Rostov.

            He also said, quote:
            The war has begun. Hello to Kiev. We will reach the Dnieper

            The situation in Kramatorsk is pretty tense, in connection with today's events in Slavyansk. According to information from our sources, from the feed mill there is a shootout, shots are heard.
          2. Free Island
            Free Island April 26 2014 15: 41
            +10
            in 2008 we didn’t go to Tbilisi and I think this time we won’t go to Kiev either. Policy. Forcing Saakashville to a low-calorie tie diet was successful .. I think the diet for impostors in Kiev will be a little different - Yaytsenyukha sniffing eggs, Turchinov will chew Tymoshenko's thongs worn in prison and Klitschko will bite with boxing gloves and pants .. Valueva.
        2. Sid.74
          Sid.74 April 26 2014 12: 12
          +13
          Quote: dmitriygorshkov
          Laughter and sin .. Ukraine wake up tries ..! Where are the officers?

          Everything is already here with bears and balalaika !!! laughing
          1. Salamander
            Salamander April 26 2014 14: 30
            +11
            Such a bear?
            1. Free Island
              Free Island April 26 2014 15: 44
              +9
              in this frame is the winter of 2015. mountains Washington .... the bear celebrates Victory Day over the next world supremacy of fascism. By the way, the strings on the guitar are made from Obama's scalp.
              1. nika407
                nika407 April 26 2014 18: 26
                +5
                Quote: Sid.74
                Everything is already here with bears and balalaika !!! Ahaha, I hope the compromising materials have already been sent to Psake.
            2. 52
              52 April 26 2014 16: 24
              +2
              Almost such, but it seems, with c u to about, the balalaika is trophy. Well, faq, things are everyday, better sit down, we will tea!
            3. Sid.74
              Sid.74 April 26 2014 18: 11
              +4
              Quote: Salamander
              Such a bear?

              Not!!! No. Such!!! laughing
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      3. GreatRussia
        GreatRussia April 26 2014 10: 53
        +35
        Border checkpoint Dolzhansky in Lugansk region raised the Russian flag from the Ukrainian side today.

        http://www.oplot.info/content/pogranichnyy-kpp-dolzhanskiy-luganskoy-oblasti-pod
        nyal-segodnya-s-ukrainskoy-storony

        1. Russ69
          Russ69 April 26 2014 15: 26
          +7
          Quote: GreatRussia
          Border checkpoint Dolzhansky in Lugansk region raised the Russian flag from the Ukrainian side today.

          It's high time ... Even in the DPR, it would be necessary to take at least one post under control ...
      4. Gloria45
        Gloria45 April 26 2014 10: 53
        +21
        Avakov personally appealed for help to the citizens of Ukraine. This was reported by the channel "LifeNews". Material resources and other “humanitarian” assistance coming from the Ukrainians will be aimed at providing recruits to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. These recruits (and, according to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, at least 8000 of them) should be filled by 30 units, which the department plans to use to "restore order."

        Yeah, honestly every day I feel more and more and d and father
        because my brain just refuses to understand and perceive many
        things. Avakov has some special organization of the whole organism and chemical
        processes occurring in it.
        But seriously, I heard that in many regions of Russia is gathering gum.
        help for s. Ukraine. And now what if this help reaches the border,
        it’s obviously not going to its intended purpose, but will go to the needs of the right-secose horde
        and so-called. Ukrainian army?
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        2. 1812 1945
          1812 1945 April 26 2014 11: 52
          +9
          Quote: gloria45
          And now what if this help reaches the border,
          it’s obviously not going to its intended purpose, but will go to the needs of the right-secose horde
          and so-called. Ukrainian army?

          Nuland is to blame for everything, s..ka !!! Undermines the morale of the army, the statehood of the "independent"! The knights - u.kr.y (fighters of terrible heroism! Only five of them are going into battle against a botanist - a TV journalist) went to the "war" to feed themselves on cookies from the ambassador's buffet !!! And not as usual - overdue (back in the middle of the last century) canine stew! Where are the cookies, Vika - s..ka ?! And further. Here, you are all laughing, comrades, gentlemen - about diapers. And, after all, this was the main condition of the agreement of cooperation with the CIA of all (AND EVERYONE!) Members (you thought correctly) of the junta! Lifetime supply of diapers! (Anglo-Saxons are cunning, they know this is "for life" and won't last a year.)
      5. grishin040675
        grishin040675 April 26 2014 11: 03
        +6
        it's for sure soon and diapers will ask
        1. lelikas
          lelikas April 26 2014 11: 09
          +27
          Quote: grishin040675
          it's for sure soon and diapers will ask

          Soon there will be a new action - fight for the army - you will receive five free SMS ....
          1. Sergh
            Sergh April 26 2014 11: 28
            +19
            News is fresh

            US and Japan do not sign trade agreement

            The United States and Japan were unable to conclude a free trade agreement, which jeopardizes the creation of a Trans-Pacific Partnership.

            Japanese Economy Minister Akira Amari told reporters that the two countries could not reach agreement on any of the controversial issues, including access to the market for cars and agricultural products.

            The bilateral agreement is an important step in the process of creating the Trans-Pacific Partnership, an international trade and economic organization whose goal is to create a free trade zone in the Asia-Pacific region with the participation of 12 countries.

            While US President Barack Obama was in Tokyo, Amari and US Trade Representative Michael Froman were instructed to work out all outstanding issues of the bilateral agreement. Nevertheless, the expected meeting between them did not happen, since it was decided that further negotiations would not lead to anything, Amari said.

            The United States hoped to conclude an agreement to create a Trans-Pacific Partnership last year. The agreement provides for the elimination of tariffs between 12 economies in the region, which account for about 40% of world production and 30% of world trade.


            Source: http://www.vestifinance.ru/articles/42211
            1. nika407
              nika407 April 26 2014 18: 20
              +1
              Quote: Sergh
              US and Japan do not sign trade agreement
              Obviously, P & ndosam was unable to push through another sanction from Japan against Russia, and therefore they did not conclude a contract as a punishment.
      6. zanoza
        zanoza April 26 2014 11: 46
        +15
        The impression of such messages is twofold.
        One, "gladdens" that the Ukrainian army is not provided with everything necessary, and thus is subject to "fermentation" during the period of anti-popular operations;
        Other, the people respond to such calls and sponsor their punitive military units. Even in the regions where the "Luhansk and Donetsk People's Republics" are proclaimed, the population is feeding its "valiant" troops to those who are essentially against them. What is it, compassion or support of the Kiev regime, or perhaps the willingness to suffer from the actions of the Kiev junta, but in "peace and quiet"?
        So far it’s on the face that Kiev propaganda, who accuses Russia, Putin and his troops of the fact that it is they who "muddy the waters" in Ukraine, that Ukraine will be occupied by Russia and the fat will be taken from the people, - operates without failures.
        1. demidoff-59
          demidoff-59 April 26 2014 13: 17
          +9
          Indeed, a double impression !!! Everything is muddy there !!!
        2. Russ69
          Russ69 April 26 2014 15: 32
          +4
          Quote: zanoza
          Even in the regions where the "Luhansk and Donetsk People's Republics" are proclaimed, the population is feeding its "valiant" troops to those who are essentially against them.

          Do it right. Thus, the army is made loyal to itself. In any case, if it has not yet taken the side of the people, but has not been active.
      7. alauda1038
        alauda1038 April 26 2014 11: 52
        +6
        what officers promised them golden mountains, muslin shores, milk rivers and a bunch of candy wrappers with portraits of US presidents and paradise who are more artificially created nations have no history, which means they don’t rely on the whole world around them, it’s fog for 23 years of independence, they didn’t create anything but collapsed, and this despite the support of Russia, the West is prettier to them, so let them roll into the geyropu, then insight can come
      8. sssla
        sssla April 27 2014 18: 38
        0
        Quote: MIKHAN
        It is funny and sad at the same time..

        Shame and shame !!! I have not seen such a shame for the country, oh no, I have not seen at all !!! God and these "rulers" as in the joke about Vovochka "... and these people forbade me to pick my nose?" And they themselves have millions and even billions of states! Ugh on them again (
    3. SHILO
      SHILO April 26 2014 10: 33
      +22
      Quote: Storm Wind
      Avakov asks Ukrainians to help with body armor and bed linen


      + good
      Come Avakov in Slavyansk - lead will help sad
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 26 2014 11: 37
        +12
        Quote: SHILO
        Come Avakov in Slavyansk - lead will help

        Well, it’s a shame for a man! The armies are there, but his department is worse? But at the same time, it even comes to foreigners that they simply STEAL !!!

        According to Jane's Defense Weekly, Ukraine's defense budget grew from $ 1,45 billion in 2009 to $ 1,9 billion in 2013. “It seems that some of the money is leaking somewhere: the list of what the military needs include basic necessities - for example, blankets and food,” the newspaper writes.
        The army has poor communication systems, and not all helicopters have enough fuel. According to Clarke's report, Ukrainian troops "on the front line" (the author's expression) eat what peasants bring in in carts and warm themselves by the fires, "betraying their presence to Russian snipers."

        Oliker says that all this is explained by the principled position of several Ukrainian governments: they say, it is not worth "defending the land from a Russian invasion, since nothing will work out anyway."
        http://oko-planet.su/politik/politikarm/240225-chto-proishodit-s-ukrainskoy-armi
        ey.html
        xxxxx

        By the way, in the caches they did without sheets! And since in the "new units" mainly come from the memory, then remind them of the "best years of Bandera"
        1. lelikas
          lelikas April 26 2014 12: 27
          +12
          Quote: Egoza
          and warming themselves by the fires, "betraying their presence to Russian snipers."

          And those (snipers) are sitting in warm barracks and do not know anything about it. laughing
    4. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 26 2014 10: 38
      +30
      Yes, drag everything, these helmets will also go. Our military, having seen this, will surely be in shock laughing
      1. Combitor
        Combitor April 26 2014 10: 59
        +14
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Yes drag everything
      2. Arberes
        Arberes April 26 2014 11: 13
        +21
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Yes, drag everything, these helmets will also go. Our military, having seen this, will surely be in shock


        Dreams of a Ukrainian soldier!

        We ourselves are not local, God help me !!!!
        Ruined the army, su ... and, ghouls!
        The strangers' boots, no footcloths to them!
        No grub, no money and no cigarettes!

        How do we need helmets, armor, underpants!
        Blankets, soap, razors, shaving brushes!
        A roll of paper is like a dream!
        Towel with paste is happiness for me !!!!

        And send a new camouflage?
        The old one got worn out to epaulettes already!
        Eh still would be cartridges, at least a store?
        As VYSOTSKY said- "Where is the money-Zin ???"
      3. 0255
        0255 April 26 2014 12: 33
        +7
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Yes, drag everything, these helmets will also go. Our military, having seen this, will surely be in shock laughing

        and die without a fight from laughter?
        1. Admin 54
          Admin 54 April 26 2014 12: 54
          +12
          Bl .... Yours. can they throw cartridges? What is happening in this world! and you don’t have to go to the circus ...
          1. GRune
            GRune April 26 2014 16: 36
            +2
            If only one for each minister ...
        2. IRBIS
          IRBIS April 26 2014 13: 00
          +12
          Quote: 0255
          and die without a fight from laughter?

          Remember Galygin:
          "... everyone clung to it: the Germans - from fear, and ours - from laughter, because so many fascists with buckets on their heads have never seen smoky ..."
        3. kuznecovrom
          kuznecovrom April 26 2014 18: 24
          0
          Straight Pr ** lessons from the Hazard must be done from an armadillo)) laughing
      4. Free Island
        Free Island April 26 2014 15: 50
        +3
        this is a very nanotechnological helmet)) judging by the color of the metal - this is a super-durable titanium!))))) well holes - for ventilating the brains .. still a magnet, apparently from Mac Donalds)))) super! all helmets helmet)))))
        1. typhoon7
          typhoon7 April 26 2014 17: 39
          +3
          In the interval between fights, you can wash the pasta in this helmet, hi-tech. laughing
      5. rolik
        rolik April 27 2014 00: 48
        0
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Yes, drag everything, these helmets will also go

        This is his protection from aliens))))) So that they do not get into his "mosk"))))))) In mattress films, a similar effect is given by the usual wrapping foil. Wound on the character's pumpkin)))))))
    5. family tree
      family tree April 26 2014 10: 39
      +11
      Quote: Storm Wind
      no soap, sorry!

      And it’s a pity for the rope, and in general this homosexual cut, there is a tie. So, there is something to chew, and hang yourself on something, let it not become impudent.
      1. Little Muck
        Little Muck April 26 2014 10: 58
        +11
        Quote: perepilka
        this fagot

        An analogy came to mind from childhood:

        Do not hide your money in banks and corners,
        Carry your money - otherwise it will be trouble.
        And at midnight your money is buried in the ground there,
        And at midnight, bury your money in the ground, where?
        Dig into the ground where ...
        laughing

        Not mountains, nor ravines, nor forest,
        Not an ocean without a bottom and coast,
        A field, field, field, field of Miracles,
        A field, field, field, field of Miracles,
        Field of Miracles in the Country of Fools.
        Krex-pex-fex ...
        laughing

        Remember the characters?
        Find 10 differences.
      2. smart Fox
        smart Fox April 26 2014 13: 22
        +4
        and he also said that he would shoot himself, a bad man
    6. Duke
      Duke April 26 2014 10: 42
      +5
      If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.

      As well as extra machine guns and machine guns.
      1. 0255
        0255 April 26 2014 12: 36
        +5
        Quote: Duke
        If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.

        As well as extra machine guns and machine guns.

        More catapults forgot:
    7. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 April 26 2014 10: 48
      +3
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!
      and I can present a roll of "Tuvaletny" paper.
      1. 0255
        0255 April 26 2014 13: 10
        +2
        Quote: platitsyn70
        I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!
        and I can present a roll of "Tuvaletny" paper.

        what for? let them wipe with their leaflets (clickable):
    8. Validator
      Validator April 26 2014 11: 13
      +6
      Quote: gale
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!

      Madame Avakova had long had to give TT with one cartridge. Ramzan promised, it seems,
      1. rolik
        rolik April 27 2014 00: 51
        0
        Quote: Validator
        Madame Avakova had long had to give TT with one cartridge.

        This is so that she frees the spouse from suffering ?????))))) Because you can use the rope yourself, this character will not have enough spirit))))))
    9. Very old
      Very old April 26 2014 11: 24
      +10
      And I don’t feel sorry for ... diapers (a lot is left of my grandson - my parents took my joy, but forgot the "personal belongings")

      Give a link - where to send
      1. Little Muck
        Little Muck April 26 2014 11: 29
        +8
        Quote: Very old
        Give a link - where to send

        I think that everything is simple, a parcel:
        Kiev, Avakov.
        Marked urgently. laughing hi
      2. rolik
        rolik April 27 2014 00: 52
        +1
        Quote: Very old
        And I do not mind ... diapers

        Better send him a set of women's underwear)))))))
    10. Alexander (L)
      Alexander (L) April 26 2014 11: 31
      +6
      Literally ripped off the tongue - reflexively the first thought was to offer a couple of meters of rope and a bar of soap instead of EXTRA (!) Armor plates, helmets, communications equipment and vehicles. Well, idiots!
    11. Not angry
      Not angry April 26 2014 11: 32
      +4
      Quote: Storm Wind
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!



      Immediately lather and present a rope with a noose. laughing
    12. saratov.andrey
      saratov.andrey April 26 2014 12: 46
      +4
      soap on this chukhan still to spend) it is better as a music
      1. smart Fox
        smart Fox April 26 2014 13: 24
        +3
        yes are you there two whole cartridges.
        Let Poroshenko send him his sweets. Then the whole world will know what a sweet death is.
    13. Smiles to you
      Smiles to you April 26 2014 12: 49
      +3
      I can add to your "social package"
      I can give a rope and soap for free
      paternal, "family" pants and underpants.
      True Used ... laughing
    14. Vasilenko Vladimir
      Vasilenko Vladimir April 26 2014 13: 11
      +1
      Quote: Storm Wind
      ..no soap pity!

      and I feel sorry for the rope only if with a return
    15. alexdol
      alexdol April 26 2014 14: 28
      +2
      stormy wind RU "I can give Avak a rope and soap for free .. no soap, sorry!"
      ---------------------------------------------
      No, well, you can’t be so GREED! I don’t feel sorry for a piece of SOAP for this guy! And not only for him, here and for Yulka and for others I WILL NOT SORRY, by the way I will also find the ropes!
    16. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich April 26 2014 15: 25
      +3
      Quote: gale
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!

      I can help with diapers! remained from the grandson, we are small already. and you have Avakov o.ch.k.o. probably shrunk. so something will do ...
    17. Free Island
      Free Island April 26 2014 15: 38
      +1
      even if he hangs himself without soap, it will be more painful .... I’m wondering when (well, if all of a sudden) the Russian troops go to Kiev and such stones as Yaytsenyukh, Turchinov and Avakov will only shoot themselves, they will do what ??? Announce the action - Send SMS, help raise money for a gun and one cartridge? :)))
    18. GRune
      GRune April 26 2014 16: 33
      +1
      I’m a Vaseline jar and a bucket of solid oil, I’m ready to sponsor ... It’s a pity not to find tar and pillows are no longer with a feather ...
    19. self-propelled
      self-propelled April 26 2014 17: 25
      +1
      Quote: Storm Wind
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!

      bl ... be, the "leaders" of Ukraine themselves are not ashamed?!?! fool then send SMSs (for 5 UAH each, to Russians about 20), then help with blankets and dry bedding ... easy! in 20 (with a little) years, one of the most powerful (if we take in terms of weapons composition) armies of Europe was destroyed! how so the current patriots of Independent Ukraine - Yanukovych is far from the main culprit.
      "... Avakov asks the Ukrainians to help with bulletproof vests and bed linen ... " he himself served in the second half of the 90's (far from the most favorable period for the Ukrainian army, but he ate normally, it seemed to be taught military affairs).
      stole ?! and now Zh.O.P. U has nothing to cover ?! on the one hand, it’s bad - defense capability is useless (and not only in the East); on the other - partly due to such a situation in the army, the South-East of Ukraine can somehow resist ...
    20. Ross
      Ross April 26 2014 17: 28
      +4
      The answer to Avakov and his army from Slavyansk!

    21. dim242
      dim242 April 26 2014 17: 37
      +1
      without soap))))
    22. Ross
      Ross April 26 2014 19: 17
      +4
      And here is another testimony of US mercenaries, this time in Kramotorsk:
      1. APASUS
        APASUS April 26 2014 19: 43
        +1
        Quote: Ross
        And here is another evidence of US mercenaries, this time in Kramotorsk

        That's who it was necessary to redeem!
        Then take the press conference with his participation to the whole world for a fuck!
        Looks like they already forgot the trial of the U-2 Powers pilot ??
    23. APASUS
      APASUS April 26 2014 19: 30
      0
      Quote: gale
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!

      Is that a hygiene product or ...........?
      Avakov reports that in addition to ammunition and vehicles, in the near future, new units of the Ministry of Internal Affairs will need personal hygiene items, detergents, bedding

      Here you are, we will deliver to any part of the country. laughing
    24. wanderer_032
      wanderer_032 April 26 2014 21: 40
      +1
      Quote: Storm Wind
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!


      Better petroleum jelly or mackerel wood. laughing
      1. rolik
        rolik April 27 2014 00: 57
        0
        Quote: wanderer_032
        Better Vaseline

        Vaseline, too brutal for him))))))
        But this)))))) just right)))))))))
    25. Nasha rasha
      Nasha rasha April 27 2014 09: 46
      0
      And first give a high chair, and then pick it up!
    26. military
      military April 28 2014 09: 58
      0
      Quote: Storm Wind
      I can give Avaka rope and soap for free .. no soap sorry!

      a pound of excellent Vaseline ... to the entire leadership of the Ukrainian "Ministry of Internal Affairs" ... laughing
  2. Kazanec
    Kazanec April 26 2014 10: 25
    +6
    Go ... t! :))) Let the oligarchs buy, the population will come in handy! Vashchpe some stupid heads in the junta, first they raise the prices for housing and communal services, do not pay sn and pensions, and then beg for those who are thrown! Vobschem-bastards !!!
    1. Bashkaus
      Bashkaus April 26 2014 10: 47
      +4
      and most importantly, what goodbye? Well, Niva or UAZ would be asked for the army’s needs, give them a pancake of armor and special equipment))
  3. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 26 2014 10: 25
    +15
    "... if anyone has EXTRA ARMOR VESTS, TANKS, AIRCRAFT ..."
    He smoked, made an appeal, smoked again, again made an appeal ... DO NOT BE SMOKED!
    1. Hariva
      Hariva April 26 2014 10: 34
      +10
      Extra armor and helmets ... Hmmm. No, I have no extra. Only my wives and children. I will not give :)
      Ghouls eprst.
  4. dr.star75
    dr.star75 April 26 2014 10: 25
    +4
    It’s necessary to get up at the church, maybe it’s gathering.
  5. Quantum
    Quantum April 26 2014 10: 25
    +11
    With such an appeal, he could turn to Western gays, since he is a homosexual.
    1. from punk
      from punk April 26 2014 10: 40
      +7
      Quote: Quantum
      With such an appeal, he could turn to Western gays, since he is a homosexual.

      Ask Kadyrov. And you won’t be tormented
    2. 77bob1973
      77bob1973 April 26 2014 21: 36
      0
      There is an option to turn to Russia for written-off footcloths, it can help Shoigu!
  6. from 81
    from 81 April 26 2014 10: 25
    +16
    Disgrace laughing but yelling at full throat .. Glory to Ukraine laughing
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    2. iliitchitch
      iliitchitch April 26 2014 10: 58
      +6
      Glory to the heroes. A theater of the absurd. What would you live on the outskirts of the planet, unreasonable brothers. Hemorrhoids are self-propelled.
  7. ZU-23
    ZU-23 April 26 2014 10: 26
    +4
    On NTV there will be a broadcast about Avakov and about his cocks adventures, and people will soon need body armor and bedding themselves, like refugees.
  8. vezunchik
    vezunchik April 26 2014 10: 27
    +9
    This creature not only doesn’t shoot, as promised, but also collects money to escape abroad !!!
    1. GradusHuK
      GradusHuK April 26 2014 14: 14
      +2
      When did the Petushars keep their word?
  9. eugraph
    eugraph April 26 2014 10: 27
    +9
    Ay, handsome !!! Or can the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine immediately transfer to self-sufficiency? Let them pay their own salaries, buy uniforms and weapons. I think it will be so soon or is already there, there, in Slavyansk, the food from the checkpoint has been rubbed by the "separatists")))
    1. GRune
      GRune April 26 2014 16: 41
      +1
      Oh ce garne! The lads say deacon.
  10. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 26 2014 10: 27
    +6
    No, it’s extremely dangerous for him to sit there, suddenly who sprinkles Holy water !?

    Quote: dr.star75
    It’s necessary to get up at the church, maybe it’s gathering.
  11. Curbstone xnumx
    Curbstone xnumx April 26 2014 10: 28
    +11
    The junta calls on the Ukrainians to help dunk another part of the Ukrainians. To please American friends of the junta.
  12. from 81
    from 81 April 26 2014 10: 28
    +6
    I can send old newspaper covers as an individual hygiene product with frequent urge to the toilet for a large laughing
  13. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn April 26 2014 10: 28
    +4
    Send a couple of toilet rolls
    1. Kazanec
      Kazanec April 26 2014 10: 32
      +4
      It’s not a pity for this Avakov tool paper ?! :))))) Let it be wiped with improvised means! :)))))
      1. zao74
        zao74 April 26 2014 10: 55
        +5
        Yeah, tie, and then eat it.
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  14. konvalval
    konvalval April 26 2014 10: 28
    +5
    And what about the Americans? Only give TsU? A dough sorry? So Churkin said that they are greedy. They help only by word, but by deed it is not their duty.
  15. Aleksandr12
    Aleksandr12 April 26 2014 10: 29
    +6
    where do the taxes go? Previously, there was enough money for the police, but now no? Citizens of the junta, steal less and money will be.
  16. Pasus
    Pasus April 26 2014 10: 29
    +4
    Do not trust Avakov’s words, American assistance has been and will be provided. Apparently this statement is the misinformation of the enemy and the strengthening of patriotic feelings sympathizing with the junta.
  17. Kazanec
    Kazanec April 26 2014 10: 30
    +6
    And it touched me: if anyone has extra bulletproof vests, helmets .... Damn it, the entire population of the independent 23 years bought up all this, suddenly a family of 200 armor plates and helmets will ever come in handy ?! :))))))) )) Let them take it away from the right-wingers, they just pulled the entire reserve of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Ministry of Defense to the Maidan :))))))
  18. Keeper
    Keeper April 26 2014 10: 31
    +2
    I have soap and rope! A couple of kilometers of rope and soap is enough for the whole Parliament ...
  19. Arkan
    Arkan April 26 2014 10: 31
    +8
    If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.


    Atas! Rummage in your pantry, find the unnecessary body armor and take it to the nearest Gestapo.
    1. sluganska
      sluganska April 26 2014 11: 17
      +5
      then Sobolev will say that this was not a standard move to disarm the PS)
  20. tnship2
    tnship2 April 26 2014 10: 31
    +4
    And so that every three days they come to pick up laundry. Let's distribute your troops to the huts Turchinov, winter is coming.
  21. villi64
    villi64 April 26 2014 10: 31
    +5
    Quote: vladimirvn
    Send a couple of toilet rolls

    Better emery.
  22. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 26 2014 10: 31
    +6
    The terrible thing is that this bunch of villains regularly watches their television, and they themselves believe in what they themselves come up with.
    By the way, the terrible ultimatum of Ukraine to Russia is about to expire, what circus to expect ?!
    1. vlum
      vlum April 26 2014 11: 00
      +3
      So the strategy was invented for a long time: "to declare war on Russia and ... suddenly surrender"
  23. Wiruz
    Wiruz April 26 2014 10: 32
    +3
    Soon they will need underwear, and not bed, and more diapers. Another couple of militias will be killed, and Russia will introduce troops
  24. Name
    Name April 26 2014 10: 33
    +5
    Avakov personally asked for help from citizens of Ukraine belay - Although long ago I should have been shot ... repeat
  25. pensioner
    pensioner April 26 2014 10: 33
    +3
    Avakov:
    If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication

    Well, right: what normal Ukrainian does not go to bed in bulletproof vest? They can sleep without them, and the armies will help. And modern means of communication ... Well then, you just need to open points where you can take iPhones / iPads donated by a patriotic population. As agitators for this measure of support for the army, I propose the use of law-cutters. I suppose that in this case the army will be provided with modern means of communication for a long time ...
  26. Kazakh
    Kazakh April 26 2014 10: 35
    +6
    The kapets are not ground. From helmets the ground is not gas-tight from the gas. The cash-free from common sense is also non-ground. Only keep on cookies and ambition. Do you need to send a jacket to winter? Or not? jumps will warm.
  27. delfinN
    delfinN April 26 2014 10: 37
    +17
    Quote: Gagarin
    "... if anyone has EXTRA ARMOR VESTS, TANKS, AIRCRAFT ..."
    He smoked, made an appeal, smoked again, again made an appeal ... DO NOT BE SMOKED!
  28. askort154
    askort154 April 26 2014 10: 38
    +5
    And what, Kalomoytsev and Poroshenko have already spent all their good on the prize money for the "green men"?
    It’s clear that Yulia is spending on atomic weapons, she has already used pastel linen on her bunk, so she’s not interested in body armor. The frame won because of sanctions.
    Merkel is greedy. Of course, milking your independent suckers is the easiest.
  29. Gloria45
    Gloria45 April 26 2014 10: 39
    +6
    Is that true?
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 26 2014 11: 00
      +3
      The "Ukrainian project" of the Anglo-Saxons in conjunction with Jewish financial circles does not plan peace and order in Ukraine .. The plan is in effect! (anarchy war) ..On the fertile lands of Ukraine they want to make a burial ground (for nuclear waste of the EU) All for the evil of Russia ..! Gold of the Scythians (the junta sent these priceless rarities to the USA as a pledge ..) Again, the Slavs are shamelessly robbing us and killing us (Yes how much can you tolerate it tries!)
    2. persei
      persei April 27 2014 00: 23
      0
      so that they themselves do not open fire on the people, they hire private troops ... and they send the maydanutyh Bandera supporters. (They have money for the mercenaries) Does the same Yarosh not understand that the "night of long knives" will come? Faster...
    3. Polarfox
      Polarfox April 27 2014 09: 16
      0
      In peacetime (and war has not been officially declared), the army cannot conduct military operations on the territory of the country. This is the law. Or didn’t they see reports about how military units stormed by demonstrators called the police? This is not from impotence, but by law. By the way, international law also has such a norm. What is happening in the South-East of Ukraine is a war crime. However, America and the European Union prefer not to notice.
  30. cybernetick
    cybernetick April 26 2014 10: 39
    +1
    Diapers send him cash on delivery.
  31. Roman1970
    Roman1970 April 26 2014 10: 39
    +3
    If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.

    How's that? Extra body armor? Why the hell is he a simple person? What about vehicles? Right now, everyone ran to hand over their cars to the miserable MVD!
  32. Aleksey11
    Aleksey11 April 26 2014 10: 42
    +6
    A little off topic, but once again I want to write.
    1. It is urgent to organize a trip of deputies and senators of the Russian Federation to Southeastern Ukraine together with deputies of the Party of Regions and Communists. Listen to people, tell them that the Russian Federation supports them.
    2. Organize the delivery of humanitarian aid to blocked cities and areas.
    3. To take measures for the access of the population of Ukraine to Russian television, to import and distribute Russian newspapers.
    4. Accuse the law enforcement agencies of Ukraine of torture, violence and use of prohibited ammunition (including chemical) against civilians.

    ETC. much to do

    Send a lot of diapers to Avakov am
  33. from punk
    from punk April 26 2014 10: 44
    +4
    if anyone has extra body armor laughing yes b. for fully close the potatoes for the winter laughing
  34. IRBIS
    IRBIS April 26 2014 10: 44
    +6
    Avakov:
    If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.


    Does he even understand what he is saying? What does he ask the civilian population? The fact that shame and conscience are absent has long been known. Now here are the facts of the complete absence of brains as such.
    1. mamont5
      mamont5 April 26 2014 11: 12
      +2
      Quote: IRBIS
      Avakov:
      If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.


      Does he even understand what he is saying? What does he ask the civilian population? The fact that shame and conscience are absent has long been known. Now here are the facts of the complete absence of brains as such.


      Why does he need brains? They do not protect against a bullet. At least such brains as Avakov’s. In general, it’s a strange thing to ask the residents for body armor and helmets. Somehow, at home, I don’t have bulletproof vests and helmets, and not only superfluous ones, but in general. Or maybe I just lagged behind life and this now necessary attribute of life?
      1. IRBIS
        IRBIS April 26 2014 12: 54
        +2
        Quote: mamont5
        In general, it’s a strange thing to ask the residents for body armor and helmets.

        I even had the idea that the entire population of Ukraine certainly has all this garbage to all family members, including pets. So, just in case ...
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 26 2014 13: 10
      +2
      Quote: IRBIS
      Now here are the facts of the complete absence of brains as such.

      Hi Sanya! Yes, and without facts it was clear that he D. beat.
      1. IRBIS
        IRBIS April 26 2014 13: 41
        +1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Hi Sanya!

        Hi!
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Yes, and without facts it was clear that he D. beat.

        Well, there was hope for vestigial remnants. Now she is gone ...
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    1. delfinN
      delfinN April 26 2014 10: 53
      +7
      Three exemplary Catholics are sitting in a cafe for a cup of coffee and talking.
      The first one says:
      - Here I have a son - already a pastor. Parishioners call him "holy father" ...
      The second:
      - Just think, my son is a cardinal ... And he is addressed by "Your Eminence" ...
      The third is modestly silent. The first two, smiling maliciously:
      - What, and there is nothing to say? ..
      Third:
      - Well, why ... My son is a two-meter handsome man, muscular, blond ... he participates in a strip show. And when she appears on the stage, all the women shout in unison: "OH GOD !!!"
  36. uzer 13
    uzer 13 April 26 2014 10: 45
    +10
    can send salt?
    1. Russian jacket
      Russian jacket April 27 2014 03: 35
      0
      No, better garlic .... And an aspen stake in addition.
  37. Bashkaus
    Bashkaus April 26 2014 10: 46
    +5
    I'm in shock, woke up, drank a cup of coffee, turned on the music of the Gregorian group, I was lying on the couch, I read the news, my beloved wife was knitting woolen socks next to me, but here's nothing news today - one misunderstanding: then all rusty MiGs collapsed to the ground at once, then Avakov begs the "civilian population of Ukraine" Broniki: If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, then they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces Now, believe me, no? specially for such a case as a law-enforcement unarmed citizen, I keep it in the T80 garage.
  38. Simple
    Simple April 26 2014 10: 46
    +2
    Quote: from article
    Avakov asks Ukrainians to help with body armor and bed linen


    Gypsies smoke in a hitchhiking.

    Burn on Avakov!

    The underpass has been waiting for you. laughing
  39. Ivan 63
    Ivan 63 April 26 2014 10: 50
    +2
    Help will come, of course, in the form of lists for the court (the rest will be shot)
  40. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 26 2014 10: 51
    +9
    Here the South-East does not ask for anything.! It is worth it to die! "Babai" .. (no comment ..)
    1. mamont5
      mamont5 April 26 2014 11: 08
      +6
      Quote: MIKHAN
      Here the South-East does not ask for anything.! It is worth it to die! "Babai" .. (no comment ..)


      And without a helmet and body armor.
      And before they did without them.
    2. bomg.77
      bomg.77 April 26 2014 12: 51
      +2
      Quote: MIKHAN
      ! "Babay" .. (
      Chapai was time and Babaya! It’s even more colorful ....))))
  41. major071
    major071 April 26 2014 10: 51
    +17
    And about. Minister of Internal Affairs Avakov
    So tearfully asked for help
    And cried angrily at the camera
    And the microphones voted
    About diapers knitted people
    I asked the pads not to forget
    And a porn card one deck
    Well, for myself, I asked to get
    Then more body armor,
    pillows, helmets, and potty
    One ticket for a new movie
    And for the panties strap
    Vodka, fat, pig
    Ferrari, can and Porsche
    Well, for my wife, one sheepskin coat
    But to be shy - you can two!
    IPhone, well, a new mobile
    Winter tires (set!)
    And a new driver to the car
    Jurisprudence compendium
    Three liters of beer, you can Tuborg
    Ticket for the match Spartak Shakhtar
    About a trip to Vyborg soon
    Something there still dragged
    So long before the people sulked
    Forgot so much to ask
    And in the end, like a ball, blown away
    But the soap still asked ...
    1. pensioner
      pensioner April 26 2014 12: 47
      +2
      Vova! Masterpiece!- good
      Urgently extend your vacation - yes . Vacation mood greatly contributes to your inspiration. And there you look at the poem swings!
      Good afternoon! hi
      1. major071
        major071 April 26 2014 13: 06
        +8
        Hi Yur! hi
        And I'm not going to work. laughing I still have to walk until 10 in May, so that everything is still not lost.
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  42. kind
    kind April 26 2014 10: 51
    +2
    We can give dildos, lashes, velvet handcuffs and other masochist accessories!
    laughing
    1. Little Muck
      Little Muck April 26 2014 11: 06
      +1
      Quote: Good
      We can give dildos, lashes, velvet handcuffs and other masochist accessories!

      These "ammunition" have already been brought by friends from Holland. There were also leather thongs, it seems. wassat
  43. Roman_999
    Roman_999 April 26 2014 10: 54
    +2
    If someone has extra body armor, helmets, modern means of communication and vehicles, they can be transferred to the commanders of special forces.


    Oh, how I turned down, I won’t be surprised that the NATO model will be donated, and that I didn’t immediately ask the soldiers who weren’t needed for a while right away from the special forces, what would it be? or without hiding imported mercenaries !?

    Maybe it’s tricky, but there is a screw with a reverse thread and its size can be found.
  44. semuil
    semuil April 26 2014 10: 56
    +11
    Pity Kitty, pity!
  45. ken
    ken April 26 2014 10: 57
    +23
    Miracle power. The people who followed her are most likely masochists.
  46. hhhhhhh
    hhhhhhh April 26 2014 10: 58
    +2
    Yes, I would just bet.
  47. mamont5
    mamont5 April 26 2014 11: 00
    +2
    "The so-called Interior Minister announced that the state is allocating funds for the maintenance of the Interior Ministry from the budget, but these funds are not enough."

    Naturally, because everything is stolen. By whom? I think that the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs knows these characters himself.
  48. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 26 2014 11: 03
    +3
    Moral and financial bankruptcy.
  49. Yuri11076
    Yuri11076 April 26 2014 11: 04
    +2
    S u to a, this fag to send something 9x18 cartridge as an aid ... Let m u d a to shoot.
  50. kelevra
    kelevra April 26 2014 11: 05
    +1
    Damn the jesters! They also say that they’ll go to Moscow!