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The embodiment of the Ukrainian caricature into reality. Replica of Maksim Kononenko

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The embodiment of the Ukrainian caricature into reality. Replica of Maksim Kononenko



In the film by Alexander Dovzhenko “Shchors”, filmed in 1939, there is a scene of a meeting of the Ukrainian directory chaired by Simon Petlyura. “We need to do something!” Petlyura calls out. “Specifically!”

And the independent socialist Panas Andrievsky replied: "I specifically suggest serving prayers in all Kiev churches. And for three days to ring all the bells. On the occasion of the birth of our statehood. And that all the people go without hats and rejoice."

Of course, the film "Shchors" was an element of Bolshevik propaganda, and the Directory in it was shown caricatured. And who would have thought that after so many years, this caricature suddenly turned into reality.

On Easter Day, a document appears on the website of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, beginning with the words: "This year the Lord sent a test of maturity and strength to the young Ukrainian state."

And further, after the duty words about Ukrainophobes who are trying to drive a wedge between East and West, the members of the collegium of the Ministry of Internal Affairs are turning, you will not believe, to the former soldiers of the special unit "Berkut".

And with what words: "You have always been the elite of the forces of law and order. You did not spare your strength and life for the protection of people. Now Mother Ukraine needs your help and participation as never before."

The document ends with the words - "And the Lord will help us in this!"

Well, the Berkut disbanded by the Verkhovna Rada, disgraced and accused of terrible crimes, was the last line of defense of the constitutional order in Ukraine. It was on them that the self-proclaimed Minister of the Interior Avakov hung all the victims of the mysterious snipers. And now, under the guise of Easter and the name of the Lord, these humiliated people are asked to return and protect those who shot them exactly two months ago in the center of Kiev.

The 74 aphorism from Kozma Prutkov’s book "The Fruits of Meditation" says: "Once you lied, who will believe you?" And if only once!
For example, a quote from the statement by the foreign ministers of Russia, Ukraine and the United States in Geneva: "All illegal armed groups must be disarmed; all illegally seized buildings must be returned to their rightful owners; all illegally occupied streets, squares and other public places in Ukrainian cities and towns should be freed. "

The provisional minister of foreign affairs of Ukraine, Andrei Deschitsa, who signed this statement, was immediately asked: when will the Maidan Nezalezhnosti be released, where the radishes and onions planted by armed people had already risen at the exit of the metro?

And this is what the interim minister replied: "If you carefully read these agreements, then we are talking about the release of streets, roads and squares that are illegally occupied by the protesters. As far as I know, the activists on the Maidan are legally."

Armed militants of the Right Sector, and the National Movement of Resistance to the Russian Aggression, recruited by Yulia Tymoshenko, and even the headquarters of this movement created by Yulia Tymoshenko’s aunt, along with her attention, the Dnipropetrovsk regional council, seem to be legal.

Why are there all these armed groups! Indeed, from the point of view of the Ukrainian authorities, this self-appointed is also legal, sorry for the tautology, the Ukrainian authorities.

Here you look at all this and ask yourself a question: who in all this junkie with radishes and machine guns will be, as they say, responsible for the bazaar?

This question is answered by US National Security Advisor Susan Rice: "We expect Russia to fulfill its obligations, using its influence to remove military groups from the captured buildings in eastern Ukraine. We will evaluate the actions of the Russian side for several days. If we will not see a positive dynamic in resolving the situation in Ukraine, then we will be forced to impose new levels of sanctions against Russia. "

Do you understand? They will grow radishes there, and we will be responsible for this garden.

It only remains once again to wonder the fads stories. After all, the next sentence of the members of the self-proclaimed Ukrainian directory on Petliura’s demand for specifics in the Shchors film of the 1939 year was: "It is necessary that America recognized us."
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  1. mamont5
    mamont5 April 22 2014 05: 22
    +12
    "We need to be recognized by America."

    America not only recognized you, it gave birth to you. It’s just that it can sweep away when you become dangerous for her so that you don’t talk a lot. If Donbass does not bury you forward.
    1. igor_m_p
      igor_m_p April 22 2014 05: 34
      +5
      Sweep - too much honor. These are extra gestures, extra money. But it’s easy to drain, if the situation completely gets out of control, it’s like two fingers on the asphalt ... Well, turn in the media until the southeast sweeps them ...
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov April 22 2014 05: 47
        +6
        "If you carefully read these agreements, then we are talking about the liberation of streets, roads and squares that are illegally occupied by protesters. As far as I know, activists are on the Maidan legally."
        State Department reacts instantly

        04:47 (Moscow time) | ITAR-TASS
        Assistant US Secretary of State claims that buildings in Kiev seized with permission of the Rada

        NEW YORK, April 22. / Corr. ITAR-TASS Ivan Pilshchikov. Assistant Secretary of State for European and Eurasian Affairs Victoria Nuland believes that the protesters who seized the buildings in Kiev have all the necessary permissions, in particular from the authorities. She stated this on April 20 in an interview with the American television company CNNhttp://news.mail.ru/politics/17929210/
        In general, all these agreements in Geneva are worthless. There is no one to negotiate with.

        And the Golden Eagle ....... the country needs heroes, and h (m) attacks come into the National Guard.
        1. igor_m_p
          igor_m_p April 22 2014 05: 55
          +4
          Yes, what problems ... Let Yanukovych wave a piece of paper legalizing self-defense, and at the same time order to transfer the army to self-defense ... All the same, the president is still, though in exile ... wassat
          1. woron333444
            woron333444 April 22 2014 06: 56
            +2
            I support, there is nothing to sit idle in Russia, at least some help
        2. dmitriygorshkov
          dmitriygorshkov April 22 2014 07: 04
          +3
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          the protesters who seized the buildings in Kiev have all the necessary permits for this, in particular from the authorities.

          I would very much like to look at these documents! How can it be? "Application from the leaders of the Maidan .... We ask you to allow us to seize the building of the Ministry of Justice of Ukraine for personal needs. We do not guarantee the preservation of property and order ..." -or?
          Haloperidol, what if they had finished looking in the spring looking? It was necessary to help, as part of humanitarian aid !!!
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov April 22 2014 07: 26
            +2
            Quote: dmitriygorshkov
            I'd love to look at these documents!

            In the State Department, they’ll print to you in three minutes.
            1. Corsair
              Corsair April 22 2014 08: 13
              0
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              In the State Department, they’ll print to you in three minutes.

              But we have printing at a height ...
              After all, documents from the bowels of archives may "emerge" confirming, for example ... the "temporary nature" of the transfer of a number of regions (Novorossiya) from the RSFSR to the Ukrainian SSR ...

              It’s not worth it SO with us ...
        3. Corsair
          Corsair April 22 2014 07: 45
          +2
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Assistant US Secretary of State claims that buildings in Kiev seized with permission of the Rada

          And where are these documents confirming?
        4. Jurkovs
          Jurkovs April 22 2014 09: 40
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Assistant US Secretary of State claims that buildings in Kiev seized with permission of the Rada


          And burned with permission of the Rada.
    2. Validator
      Validator April 22 2014 08: 22
      0
      They are not recognized on the Maidan
  2. ussrex
    ussrex April 22 2014 05: 33
    +5
    What onion, what radish? Hemp!
    But seriously, setting up a garden in the central square of your capital is at least disrespectful of your country. But they were still going to engage in animal husbandry there.
    Is this Turchinov’s food program? Is he going to save Ukraine from hunger?
    1. igor_m_p
      igor_m_p April 22 2014 05: 36
      +6
      That's right, for each Maidan - a pigsty !!! The Kiev branch of PS urgently needs agronomists-machine-gunners and livestock engineers ...
    2. Berkut-UA
      Berkut-UA April 22 2014 06: 26
      +2
      brought three piglets - fat to Ukraine!
      and shameful wolves - the whole Maidan

      So it turns out - today Ukraine is a fairy tale ... from which you want to cry
    3. genabukin
      genabukin April 22 2014 06: 26
      +2
      there is a feeling that the smell there is specific, maydanutsky, because there are no latrines, there is no water removal and there are few baths ... where we eat there and with. R eat
    4. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 22 2014 07: 08
      +2
      Quote: ussrex
      But seriously, setting up a garden in the central square of your capital is at least disrespectful for your country

      And who was going to respect whom? Especially such ephemeral as "country"!
      To turn one of the most beautiful capitals of the world into ruins, with a pigsty and beds is the highest manifestation of democracy!
      1. kind
        kind April 22 2014 08: 19
        0
        But seriously, setting up a garden in the central square of your capital is at least disrespectful of your country.

        The principle of the farm-rural "revolution": - "War for palaces, peace for pigsties! Let's turn the whole country into one big pigsty" !!!
        And almost turned.
    5. Stanislas
      Stanislas April 22 2014 07: 50
      +1
      Quote: ussrex
      What onion, what radish? Hemp!
      Hemp is technical. They have their own dope. If this nonsense by the fall of Maidan’s heads does not disappear, then each of them will need a good rope instead of the last cartridge.
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  4. shinobi
    shinobi April 22 2014 05: 45
    +2
    While our polite people are standing at the border, they are afraid to clean up the rebellious areas. This gives the regions time to self-organize in the right direction. The Yankees understand this, they can’t do anything because the troops on their territory can be anywhere. They have a hysteria and a complete break all patterns.
  5. Name
    Name April 22 2014 05: 47
    +4
    Greetings to all! Of the latter, those who created and recognized the Maidan, from Nuland:"It is impossible to compare the situation in Kiev, where everything that is still held by the protesters is held according to licenses, with the permission of the government, in agreement with the Rada, or if there is an agreement with the owners of the buildings, with what is happening in Eastern Ukraine " belay belay ...Those. "Right Sector" has a license to kill from the "government" of Ukraine ... issued by America
    1. Siberian
      Siberian April 22 2014 05: 57
      +2
      Yes, the Donbass are also great fellows - they do not believe and are not going to participate in this, but they announced that they understand this so that all egg-players must first vacate the parliament, government and all other premises.
      And all the same, we would be calm and reliable if at least the UN had deployed peacekeeping troops.
      1. woron333444
        woron333444 April 22 2014 06: 58
        +2
        Need to add: Russian peacekeeping troops
    2. Egoza
      Egoza April 22 2014 06: 32
      +1
      Quote: name
      or if there is a contract with the owners of the buildings,

      Probably meant the rental of the Ukrainian house and the October Palace. Contracts were signed there. That's just about the looting, there was no question, and no one leased the city hall at all! However, they are sitting!
      As for permissions for everything else - let them show this license! Where is this piece of paper? And Madame is lying - the question was raised in the Rada, so that everyone would surrender their weapons first and enter the National Guard, but ... there were no fools. So neither the Right Sector nor self-defense have permissions.
  6. andj61
    andj61 April 22 2014 05: 56
    +3
    Lord, how stupid they are! What anecdotal explanations they’ve never thought of in order not to fulfill the agreements!
    This is just like an anecdote from the 70s about the Ural car, which was examined by the Japanese. "What can the Russians not come up with so as not to build roads!"
    1. igor_m_p
      igor_m_p April 22 2014 06: 16
      +2
      Yes, actually, what does the "stupid" have to do with it? The Geneva piece of paper was originally drawn up in such a way that it did not imply any movement by either side. The conditions were very vague and clearly impracticable.
      If we wanted to REALLY agree on something, then the document would have been worked on for more than one day, the document would have consisted of completely unambiguous points indicating the deadlines and sequence of implementation. As it is now fashionable to call "roadmap". Type:
      1. Kiev is releasing those and those arrested to such and such
      2. In response, the south-east to such and such returns two BMD and one "Nona"
      3. ......
      Well and so on
  7. ALTAY2
    ALTAY2 April 22 2014 06: 08
    +2
    It seems that the UN is a structure NATO which will give the go-ahead from the United States so they will do. USA and NATO with a small letter is my attitude towards them.
    1. Al_lexx
      Al_lexx April 22 2014 06: 14
      +3
      Quote: ALTAY2
      It seems that the UN is a NATO structure

      Rather, the UN and NATO are structures of the US State Department.
      True, not all UN members and not always all NATO members agree with this, but that does not change much.
    2. igor_m_p
      igor_m_p April 22 2014 06: 24
      +3
      The UN was created by the results of the Second World War by the victorious countries - the USA, Great Britain, the USSR as a structure that replaced the League of Nations, which had lost all influence by that time.
      The League of Nations, in turn, was created following the results of the First World War, again a bloc of victorious countries.
      Like the League of Nations, the UN has actually lost any serious influence so far and needs to be disbanded and replaced.
      The question remains open: which countries will enter the bloc that will be engaged in the creation of the UN successor? wassat
      1. Egoza
        Egoza April 22 2014 06: 36
        +2
        Quote: igor_m_p
        which countries will be included in the bloc, which will be engaged in the creation of the UN successor?

        Well, if it really is necessary, "shob boo" then Russia, Belarus, China and the joined "tovarischi"
        1. igor_m_p
          igor_m_p April 22 2014 07: 23
          +1
          Take BRICS + Belarus as a basis, well, and there and ours will catch up wassat
  8. Berkut-UA
    Berkut-UA April 22 2014 06: 38
    +3
    Nuland: "It is impossible to compare the situation in Kiev, where everything that is still held by the protesters is held in accordance with licenses, with the permission of the government, in agreement with the Rada, or in the presence of an agreement with the owners of the buildings, with what is happening in Eastern Ukraine"


    Why does she say that?
    Because for everything that is happening in Kiev, the Americans paid (and these 5 billion - only from the State Department; and there were other sponsors - Soros, McKain and others)
    And in Eastern Ukraine - the Americans did not pay anything.

    And according to capitalist concepts - if we did not pay - it is not legal.

    I also think that Nuland, Kerry and Saray Husseinich will accuse Russia of gas shortages.
    when Ukraine will steal European gas. They will scream that Russia is responsible for gas
    who reached the final destination and will encourage ukrov to steal.
  9. pink
    pink April 22 2014 06: 51
    0
    No agreements will be implemented. Pravoseki will not do this, and the southeast simply does not want to be destroyed.
  10. Ruswolf
    Ruswolf April 22 2014 07: 04
    +2
    This is what I can’t understand with 17.04! Can anyone explain?
    Susan Rice, US Presidential Adviser on National Security, answers this question: "We expect Russia to fulfill its obligations, using its influence to remove military groups from the occupied buildings in eastern Ukraine. We will evaluate the actions of the Russian side for several days. If we do not see positive dynamics in resolving the situation in Ukraine, then we will be forced to introduce new level sanctions against Russia".

    So what was the deal about? Who were you discussing?
    If the US and the EU believes that they are right, ..... It turns out that Ukraine is the territory of Russia (extensive autonomy). And since Russia cannot resolve the issue (in its ward), it is threatened with sanctions ?! So what?
  11. Quantum
    Quantum April 22 2014 07: 15
    +2
    Yes, haloperidol will not help here either. Everything is already painfully launched. The United States dictates its game, Kiev temporary workers play with tears: Ukraine didn’t die, America recognized us. When will Schors come and disperse this trash?
  12. sv68
    sv68 April 22 2014 07: 24
    +1
    interesting contracts were signed on soft paper wassat wassat otherwise you can scratch the seat when using paper for hygienic purposes stop
  13. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 22 2014 08: 44
    0
    As you know, history is developing in a spiral, and now the turn of the advent of fascism in Ukraine has come. Everyone knows the end of fascism in 1945, a similar end will be to Ukrainian fascism. This is universal law.
  14. Semenov
    Semenov April 22 2014 09: 21
    +1
    Kiev does not have power over the Maidan, rather the opposite. The United States also can’t cope, otherwise at least they pretended to be dispersed, apparently, this is Poroshenko’s personal guard. That is, the Geneva agreements are initially impracticable. And how can Russia disarm SE Ukraine if Ukraine is a sovereign state.
  15. Voenruk
    Voenruk April 22 2014 09: 31
    0
    The sowing is about to begin, which is what they are thinking at all) Politicians divide Ukraine alive, so that they can be lifted by forks.
  16. Ruswolf
    Ruswolf April 22 2014 09: 39
    +1
    Semenov
    And how can Russia disarm SE Ukraine if Ukraine is a sovereign state.

    So (above) I was right! The US and the EU - behind the scenes - recognize Ukraine as the sovereign territory of Russia.
    And then what are we waiting for ?!
  17. BlackJack
    BlackJack April 22 2014 21: 00
    0
    And to me, a Russian, a citizen of Ukraine, an indigenous Zaporozhye, to put that all sorts of Kiev’s degenerative people are basing there !!!
    And I wonder why serious people still have conversations with them. Meaning???