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Putin's presidency ... USA!

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Putin's presidency ... USA!Americans collect signatures for the nomination of Putin to the presidency of the United States. Source: www.veteranstoday.com. And it's not a joke! Residents of the United States do collect signatures for joining Russia and nominate Putin for the presidency of the united country!


The organizers of the amazing action are ... US Army veterans! Here's how one of the leaders of the new movement explains the initiative: “We are collecting signatures to hold a nationwide referendum on whether to stay in a failed state - an economic cripple controlled by criminal oligarchs, or join the Russian Federation with a strong president with a proven reputation of bringing oligarchs to criminal responsibility ".

Next comes the argument that 20% of US territory (Alaska) is Russian land. And the West Coast from Frisco to the north is also Russian land historically. With joining Russia, Americans will get a normal education system. That those who will be against holding a referendum for the United States joining Russia are outlawed.

Already throughout America, those who support this action printed millions of stickers and put them on the bumpers of their cars: “Putin is for president, he is at least competent!”

Well, if anyone objects that Putin cannot be the president of the United States, since he was not born in the United States, Obama is not born in the United States, but for some reason he is president.

What is it? 90's the other way around? Then everyone in Russia dreamed of joining the USA, and now people in the USA dream of joining Russia! Maybe Putin is doing everything right?

Inscriptions on the poster from top to bottom:
He guards the borders of his country.
He protects his citizens abroad.
He banned gay propaganda in schools.
He pursues financial criminals.
He imprisons those who blaspheme in churches.
He puts the interests of the country above their own.
Putin-the presidency!

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  1. mamont5
    mamont5 April 21 2014 08: 22
    +7
    It already was.
    1. Hippopotamus
      Hippopotamus April 21 2014 08: 55
      +68
      We can’t pull such a public debt !! laughing
      1. from punk
        from punk April 21 2014 09: 22
        +15
        Quote: Hippo
        We can’t pull such a public debt !!

        yes. it’s more realistic to green the Mars and to establish a regular message. It will be cheaper
        1. Apostle
          Apostle April 21 2014 09: 34
          +21
          Glory Rossii.Tolko banderlogam do not show, they will be shocked, or say "Putin's propaganda" ... TSN because Ukrovsky speaks the pure truth.
        2. Cherdak
          Cherdak April 21 2014 12: 33
          +4
          Quote: Hippo
          public debt not pull

          Drop the dollar on the baseboard and introduce a full-weight golden RUBAMER - American ruble! laughing
          1. bvi1965
            bvi1965 April 21 2014 14: 40
            -1
            Then AMERRUB, in my opinion, sounds better. sad
        3. comprochikos
          comprochikos April 21 2014 15: 43
          +1
          Mostly our friends will have to repay our debts, China. Although you can give all the debtors from the former US to the Chinese, let them practice it.
      2. Yura
        Yura April 21 2014 09: 37
        +5
        Quote: Hippo
        We can’t pull such a public debt !!

        And Russia will write it off to them, this is easy for us. laughing
      3. GRune
        GRune April 21 2014 10: 00
        +7
        So we’ll attach the part, which is written there, and let the rest pay their debts and all business then ...
      4. Ross
        Ross April 21 2014 10: 56
        +1
        A slice of how much the American system has shredded, leaders lately ...
      5. Little Muck
        Little Muck April 21 2014 11: 13
        +2
        The State Department campaigned a new bauble. wassat
        Surrender to Russia, and let it (Russia) pay its debts. With Putin, there is an option not to fall into a debt hole, sitting in which Guantanamo seems like a paradise holiday on the Cuban beach. laughing
        We distributed our "heavy" debts under the leadership of the GDP.
      6. Cherdak
        Cherdak April 21 2014 12: 34
        +14
        Quote: Hippo
        public debt not pull

        And if so?
      7. saber1357
        saber1357 April 21 2014 23: 59
        +2
        stop stop stop, US public debt, and they are for joining Russia. And who will remain last in the USA - that and a public debt. So let them go without it and don’t get on our nerves.
    2. 120352
      120352 April 21 2014 09: 41
      +3
      But have the Americans been informed that they want this?
    3. Klepa
      Klepa April 21 2014 09: 45
      +27
      Will not give it back! Bones will lie down in front of the airplane chassis !!! This is our president. soldier wassat
      Z.Y. By the way, Nostradamus said that the United States will have only 44 presidents: then Obama is the last. what
      1. skiff-xnumx
        skiff-xnumx April 21 2014 10: 46
        +3
        I now think that these are the first and timid seeds in the process of global unification of countries on planet Earth. Many more years will pass and there will be one federation. K. No country in the world is capable of solving global tasks (such as) colonizing planets, exploring space. See the resources on earth are not infinite. And I am glad that those who have a brain see Russia as the center. wink smile fellow
      2. woron333444
        woron333444 April 21 2014 11: 12
        +3
        In the US, Obama is the last president, so the countries will be united, and there will be one Russia
    4. Blondy
      Blondy April 21 2014 12: 27
      +1
      So these are all flowers, I googled "Putin for president 2016" - so this is happening there ... In general, the Americans are burning non-native. For example, here is the link
      http://dailycurrant.com/2014/03/18/putin-tops-2016-republican-poll/
      News from March 18
      Original text:
      Russia's President Vladimir Putin is an early favorite among Republican voters to become the party's presidential nominee in 2016, a new poll has found.
      Translation: As a new poll showed, Russian President Vladimir Putin is an early favorite among Republican voters to become a party presidential candidate in 2016.
  2. Canep
    Canep April 21 2014 08: 23
    +13
    Putin's presidency ... USA!
    With the voluntary accession of the United States to Russia, and the creation of the American Federal District.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 21 2014 08: 33
      +29
      Quote: Canep
      With the voluntary accession of the United States to Russia, and the creation of the American Federal District.

      Hello, Sergey! And who will pay 17 trillion of debt? Russia, yeah, fuck ... let the bamboo smoke.
      1. Rowicz
        Rowicz April 21 2014 08: 38
        +26
        We join everything except the District of Columbia, it gets the name of the USA, and voila, the debt as it was in the USA will remain :)
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      3. rauffg
        rauffg April 21 2014 09: 04
        +5
        declare p.i.nd.so.siu bankrupt and take the territory for debt laughing
      4. andj61
        andj61 April 21 2014 09: 10
        +4
        If the process starts, the dollar will collapse in Zimbabwe, so that 17 trillion will be somewhere in the current 17 million.

        In general, we had a good little fun, you can laugh!
        1. 120352
          120352 April 21 2014 09: 44
          +2
          Only dollars will need to be immediately abolished as a depreciated quasi-currency. And so - take it.
      5. Semen Semyonitch
        Semen Semyonitch April 21 2014 09: 13
        +1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: Canep
        With the voluntary accession of the United States to Russia, and the creation of the American Federal District.

        Hello, Sergey! And who will pay 17 trillion of debt? Russia, yeah, fuck ... let the bamboo smoke.


        Like no one paid, no one will laughing
      6. skrgar
        skrgar April 21 2014 09: 27
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: Canep
        With the voluntary accession of the United States to Russia, and the creation of the American Federal District.

        Hello, Sergey! And who will pay 17 trillion of debt? Russia, yeah, fuck ... let the bamboo smoke.

        We will give Serbs and Syrians .. I think they will find there they have 17trl debt to pay)))
      7. pensioner
        pensioner April 21 2014 10: 32
        +1
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        And who will pay 17 trillion of debt?

        How did Putin say: "Go for a ride!"? ... Somehow it will be the same with 17 trillas ...
      8. Canep
        Canep April 21 2014 10: 48
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Hello, Sergey! And who will pay 17 trillion of debt? Russia, yeah, fuck ... let the bamboo smoke.
        Hello Alexander! hi District of Columbia to leave, and all debts to write off him.
      9. smart ass
        smart ass April 21 2014 11: 14
        0
        Add a couple of zeroes to the scoreboard and that's it.
    2. wolf7
      wolf7 April 21 2014 09: 00
      +1
      I haven’t neigh for a long time! The United States of Armenia has already been, but even ours, and now these are still climbing! laughing
    3. ammunition
      ammunition April 21 2014 09: 18
      +5
      Quote: Canep
      Putin's presidency ... USA!


      But what about us? belay


      And then .. Oh! They rolled out a lip.
    4. Sanglier
      Sanglier April 21 2014 12: 13
      0
      Exactly, with the Massachusetts and Oklahoma region and the Hawaiian Autonomous Republic !!! And we will fly there as in the Crimea. And then my dad Hawaii only looked through binoculars ...
  3. sanek0207
    sanek0207 April 21 2014 08: 23
    +2
    And what, it would be interesting, PUTIN instead of Obama in an oval office !!!
    1. mad
      mad April 21 2014 08: 26
      +1
      Or together))) So I imagine white streaks on a black face wassat
      ps I represent not as a pervert, but as a patriot of Russia.
    2. Egoza
      Egoza April 21 2014 08: 45
      +12
      Quote: sanek0207
      And what, it would be interesting, PUTIN instead of Obama in an oval office !!!

      In my school years, there was such a joke: "Lenin said to share, and Stalin said he must have his own." I think that Comrade I.V. Stalin is right as always.
      Let the states of their Putin search. And ours is already a lot of trouble.
      1. andj61
        andj61 April 21 2014 09: 12
        +1
        In my school years, there was such a joke: "Lenin said to share, and Stalin said he must have his own."

        Well, Lenin said, let the United States divide. Desirable parts to 50.
      2. Buran
        Buran April 21 2014 11: 34
        +1
        Better not need them to look for their Putin! Gorbachev them, or Yeltsin. bully
    3. Horst78
      Horst78 April 21 2014 09: 07
      +1
      Quote: sanek0207
      And what, it would be interesting, PUTIN instead of Obama in an oval office !!!

      What for? The Kremlin will be prettier smile
      1. 120352
        120352 April 21 2014 09: 48
        +1
        We’ll leave the Kremlin for tourists.
    4. 120352
      120352 April 21 2014 09: 46
      +1
      Obama can be left in the White House. Doorman.
      1. abrakadabre
        abrakadabre April 21 2014 10: 49
        +2
        Obama can be left in the White House. Doorman.
        Obama will brew beer. Put a barrel like this
        Cask barrel

        on the sidewalk in front of the White House and will trade.
      2. pavel_SPB
        pavel_SPB April 22 2014 17: 54
        0
        the washerwoman :)))))
  4. mad
    mad April 21 2014 08: 24
    +8
    There is a joke in every joke ... Indeed, in fact, the Americans want to see a strong, courageous president, and not a black man crouching in front of LGBT people.
  5. ZU-23
    ZU-23 April 21 2014 08: 24
    +1
    I have been waiting for this nomination for a long time, only by the president of the world, the world needs such a teacher, otherwise the world no longer understands what is bad, Putin sweeps away the thieves ’code of the world community.
    1. Wheel
      Wheel April 21 2014 09: 25
      +7
      Quote: ZU-23
      Putin sweeps away the thieves ’kodlo world community.

      Oh?
      Where are our "weeded out" Chubais, Serdyukovs and others like them?
      1. pavel_SPB
        pavel_SPB April 22 2014 17: 55
        0
        according to the amnesty :)
  6. ken
    ken April 21 2014 08: 26
    +29
    Well done Vladimir Vladimirovich !!!!! It's great that he is ours - THE PRESIDENT !!!!!!!
    1. from punk
      from punk April 21 2014 09: 29
      +24
      Quote: ken
      Well done Vladimir Vladimirovich !!!!! It's great that he is ours - THE PRESIDENT !!!!!!!
  7. asv96
    asv96 April 21 2014 08: 26
    +3
    Why do we need their debts.
  8. tank64rus
    tank64rus April 21 2014 08: 26
    +8
    One of the business trips to the USA came to us, he said he saw a similar poster in Texas.
    1. sergey72
      sergey72 April 21 2014 08: 50
      +1
      Quote: tank64rus
      One of the business trips to the USA came to us, he said he saw a similar poster in Texas.

      A cousin from St. Petersburg says that a similar poster was dragged away by his American employee ...
  9. Agat
    Agat April 21 2014 08: 27
    +5
    No, no, this is our president! wink Look for yourself better!
  10. Cossacks
    Cossacks April 21 2014 08: 28
    +1
    A very good idea and it will not be necessary to spend money on expensive weapons. in a few years, the US can be picked up with bare hands.
    PS Only Serdyukov, Chubais, Medvedev and the rest of the list need help.
    1. SSR
      SSR April 21 2014 08: 57
      +3
      Quote: Cossacks
      A very good idea and it will not be necessary to spend money on expensive weapons. in a few years, the US can be picked up with bare hands.
      PS Only Serdyukov, Chubais, Medvedev and the rest of the list need help.

      All you have to mess up, take away your matches! ))))
      In fact, our BALL is a long time to treat, the planet is one for all.
  11. paramon
    paramon April 21 2014 08: 29
    +1
    are you coming
    Although in America everything can be.
    1. SS68SS
      SS68SS April 21 2014 10: 06
      +1
      In Alaska, they collected 40 thousand signatures for joining Russia. Well done!
  12. Strezhevchanin
    Strezhevchanin April 21 2014 08: 32
    +1
    Most likely, people did not turn on the TV for 1 month and here is the effect for you, your head began to think.
  13. HAM
    HAM April 21 2014 08: 32
    +1
    What does not suit a trained chimpanzee? And ask Vladimir Vladimirovich himself, does he need your America? They even remembered about Alaska and California, but in K-AI one "creative" intelligentsia like the Nikolaevs, Leontyevs and other "albinos" lives, it is not America anyway.
  14. fedor13
    fedor13 April 21 2014 08: 34
    +4
    Many have learned about the hike about the volcano. Now both Putin and them are good, and if, that at the expense of Russia to move. America, the grave will correct you.
  15. Scandinavian
    Scandinavian April 21 2014 08: 35
    +4
    The Russian and Western worlds are too different for us to have one common leader. But PR is excellent, so to speak about its Russian Cossacks in the camp of the (potential) enemy ... although now it’s not a potential, but a clear enemy.
  16. Readme
    Readme April 21 2014 08: 46
    0
    OBAMA - handsome !!! If not for him, Putin would have remained lilPutin in the eyes of the majority. Give Obama a lifetime rule !!!
  17. Lk17619
    Lk17619 April 21 2014 08: 51
    +10
    But in Alaska, some are afraid that they may be attached to Russia)))))
    1. zao74
      zao74 April 21 2014 09: 54
      +2
      Let alcohol be returned, otherwise we’ll come for it ourselves. drinks
    2. GRune
      GRune April 21 2014 10: 02
      +3
      Well, you're handsome, I almost died with a laugh!
  18. melnik
    melnik April 21 2014 09: 09
    +1
    The joke is that they muddied it up as a joke, and the case almost took a serious turn, then they included clowns, showmen, and, thank God, they leaked it ...
  19. Semen Semyonitch
    Semen Semyonitch April 21 2014 09: 11
    +1
    ... or join the Russian Federation with a strong president with a proven track record of criminal prosecution of oligarchs. ”

    In addition to Khodorkovsky, I could not recall anyone offhand. Yes, and that of his own stupidity.
    1. Flinky
      Flinky April 21 2014 09: 22
      +1
      What about Berezovsky? I won’t believe in life, so that they don’t help him answer with his head.
  20. morpogr
    morpogr April 21 2014 09: 16
    +11
    Better late than never. I am glad that sane people remained in America, while they are few but this is only the beginning.
  21. Maksimiliano
    Maksimiliano April 21 2014 09: 26
    +1
    We won’t give up Putin! smile
    1. 120352
      120352 April 21 2014 09: 53
      +2
      We won’t give Putin away, but we’ll take America away.
  22. mig31
    mig31 April 21 2014 09: 27
    +1
    Gee, we’ve survived, it’s the same communism, we’ll destroy the dollar, the capital of the planty. The land is moving smoothly to Moscow, Washington is becoming a province ... I’m sorry, dreaming ....
  23. Fish supervision
    Fish supervision April 21 2014 09: 32
    +3
    Give GDP to the Presidents of All the Earth !!!
  24. upasika1918
    upasika1918 April 21 2014 09: 35
    +7
    Every joke has a fraction of a joke. Looks like LGBT got ordinary Americans for the most do not indulge. Mannered, black, president. Psychopaths command in foreign policy. Criminals and illegal immigrants are hired in the army. Shameful bumps in Afghanistan and Syria. Rumors about a volcano. A stream of negativity breaks any state. Putin's anti-advertisement had the opposite effect. The propagandists of the Washington Regional Committee went too far. Hence the burp. And it will not surprise anyone if someone launches a duck about I, B, Stalin and ........
  25. grog_bm
    grog_bm April 21 2014 09: 38
    +1
    Jokers !!! Let the oligarchoff build up houses, now they have already transferred all the money home - it remains to interest them to invest in our economy, and then we will think about giving it or not giving it to the states))))
  26. andko5
    andko5 April 21 2014 09: 39
    +1
    America should be taken to itself only after the annexation (reunification) of Russia with China, otherwise the Chinese are already at home, even if they are mastering the American continent
  27. sinukvl
    sinukvl April 21 2014 09: 39
    +11
    A strong ruler, a statesman, is the dream of any people, any country. We are really lucky that, after a series of weak-willed and corrupt leaders, we have a man like Putin. And the people begin to be proud of their country, even if we still have a lot to do to make the country rise and straighten its shoulders, however, forward movement is already being felt.
  28. Tanechka-clever
    Tanechka-clever April 21 2014 09: 42
    +3
    "with a proven reputation" - Every military man who fulfilled his duty honestly wants his children and grandchildren to be proud. However, these people equally have a moment of "truth" when they begin to ask themselves a question. The horror lies in the fact that the American government has made the military patriots of their country - "war criminals", and now even mercenary terrorists under reliable state protection. The number of suicides among the former middle-aged American military is already "off the charts" - "honor" - to defend the fatherland and "duty" - execution of orders have come into conflict, and these orders are mainly associated with the murder of civilians, and then the "honor" of the military is trampled by his own the state. A man is the title of a defender of the weak, but it’s easy to slide down to a bandit - especially when your own government has “had” you
    1. aagolovkov
      aagolovkov April 21 2014 11: 58
      0
      The series "Motherland" was filmed by HBO, and it didn't take long to come up with a plot. The question is how it was missed and promoted to the whole world.
      Brody is sorry: life was broken, family was trampled - that’s the whole life path of an honest soldier in the USA. Maybe this is an idealized picture and there isn’t such a thing in the USA, but it’s shot so that for some reason it is still believed. If this is so, then it is completely clear why the people of the United States are sick of their stupid government leader, whose methods in foreign policy are inhumane, and they draw cartoons for their citizens - they are supposedly peacekeepers.
  29. maxbrov74
    maxbrov74 April 21 2014 09: 46
    +3
    Putin's presidency ... USA!


    Will cost mattress! Gorbachev, let him be imprisoned in his kingdom. With the relics of Boriski for the company. They desperately need restructuring with subsequent re-privatization. And as a gesture of goodwill, send a support group, consisting of all Chubais, Germans-Kasyanovs and other Serdyukovs.
  30. Polarfox
    Polarfox April 21 2014 09: 48
    +8
    Here is this poster. Back in March, they began to collect signatures, scored 45 thousand. And Congress needs at least a hundred to discuss.
  31. kaa1977
    kaa1977 April 21 2014 09: 52
    +3
    We do not need a federal district with a parasitic lifestyle. They do not work, only taken from conquered countries. Moscow is enough for us.
  32. Sapper
    Sapper April 21 2014 10: 12
    +1
    The US national debt is mainly to China, Russia, and Japan. You can divide the fleet equally, the Japs with their navel problems will tear up to contain aircraft carriers!
    And we can sell our part at a reasonable price to India and China. And with this money to build a 5th generation submarine!
    1. jktu66
      jktu66 April 21 2014 10: 33
      +1
      China is aimed at Siberia, China can’t sell anything military! China is a time delayed mine.
  33. ssf2257
    ssf2257 April 21 2014 10: 14
    +2
    Well, what are these Amerikos, as small children? They have no one to choose from among decent ones, they have already chosen a black man.
    Now they want our president (polite, smart) to get a freebie. Nuuuuuuu stupid.
  34. romuchik
    romuchik April 21 2014 10: 20
    +2
    Spit it out ... and even in the outback and with agriculture there is still an ass, Putin still needs to clean his country.
  35. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 21 2014 10: 27
    +1
    Let them try, maybe it will work out. And we'll see if we take them to ourselves or not.
  36. Zomanus
    Zomanus April 21 2014 10: 31
    +2
    Here I read about the fact that Putin is nice here, and good there. Of course, I’m nice and nice, I won’t argue. But he is not eternal. And if after him there comes a mess like iPhone, we will again be in a deep hole. After all, it is clear that iPhone without Putin's directing kicks would ruin the country nafig. And perhaps we would simply merge Ossetia with Abkhazia. It doesn’t matter when everything hangs on one person and in fact the country works on manual control by one person.
  37. jktu66
    jktu66 April 21 2014 10: 31
    +1
    Yellowstone volcano will break out, a lot of Amer people will move to us, and GDP will become their president smile
    1. Russki
      Russki April 21 2014 12: 28
      +1
      And we will not let one of them into our territory.
  38. SPS33
    SPS33 April 21 2014 10: 44
    +1
    Get crazy, wordless, I'm under the table!
  39. Marine One
    Marine One April 21 2014 10: 51
    +1
    Americans collect signatures for Putin's nomination for US presidency. Source: www.veteranstoday.com.


    Barrett is certainly a clown, but a great publicist at times. Laughed at the last paragraph: "Loretta Fuddy, the state official who is said to have produced a photoshopped document proving that Putin was born in Hawaii."
  40. A1L9E4K9S
    A1L9E4K9S April 21 2014 10: 53
    +3
    If such an action had happened in the real world, it would have been Hochma so Hochma, America held a referendum on joining Russia. 96,4 percent of US residents supported joining Russia. It would be interesting to see the reaction of Europe and the Baltic and Georgia different there.
  41. KOSMOS
    KOSMOS April 21 2014 10: 55
    +1
    Figures! We will not give up!
  42. Quantum
    Quantum April 21 2014 11: 00
    +1
    Then the EU is a complete n .... c!
  43. Agent 008
    Agent 008 April 21 2014 11: 03
    +5
    In short, Barack, well, you understand, soon you kirdyk ...
  44. Support
    Support April 21 2014 11: 25
    +1
    The referendum will also need to be held in Russia - do the peoples of the Russian Federation want to see them as part of the Russian Federation. And in what quality - the region, district, microdistrict ...
  45. project sity
    project sity April 21 2014 11: 50
    +1
    They are easier to strangle than to join Russia!
    1. duchy
      duchy April 21 2014 12: 22
      +3
      Yes, even though everything is choking, it will be easier for people on earth to breathe. laughing
  46. Russki
    Russki April 21 2014 12: 26
    +1
    They ought to throw dough on the development of "Democracy"
  47. mrDimkaP
    mrDimkaP April 21 2014 13: 24
    +1
    The fake commission will not let the Emperor pass, just as the commission bribed by the rebels in / in Ukraine did not miss Darth Vader!
  48. Kovrovsky
    Kovrovsky April 21 2014 13: 31
    +1
    Quote: Agat
    No, no, this is our president! wink Look for yourself better!

    Searched, not a single one was found! laughing
  49. fif21
    fif21 April 21 2014 14: 27
    0
    Respect for partners is worth a lot !!! Obama (-) GDP (+)
  50. petrT
    petrT April 21 2014 19: 13
    0
    This is of course flattering !!! They sense that the case smells of "kerosene", soon they will start swimming from Alaska to Chukotka, as now they are sailing from Cuba to Florida. It is urgent for the peoples of Chukotka to allow the shooting of unknown animals in the strait tongue