“Only military, reservists, with extensive experience, who took part in hostilities and are ready for professional use, are involved in the creation of brigades. weapons. Do not confuse with the social movement. The forces of the resistance movement are structural units of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine ". A woman with a scythe, who beat a horsetail and a mace, recalled that the vast expanses of the Cossacks were in grief and sorrow, the Crimean affair and the sowing of unrest in the southeast were not all ideas of Putin the autocrat. He desired this greedy demon to seize and destroy the whole Ukraine, to sell land and people wholesale and retail. Rada Tymoshenko acknowledged that all this time the country had only two deliveries: neutrality or a request to remain under the high-power hand of their glorious majesties of European sovereigns containing collective security forces. Ukrainians for 23 of the year have not decided on allies, but did not want to in any way remain subjects of the Russian tsar. They practically killed their army, and now they were face to face with the enemy, having a significant advantage in military potential and experience, and besides - a nuclear power. Therefore, the sacred duty of all those who still have gunpowder in the old dog fires is not to lie with the woman on the stove, but put on the Cossack trousers, eaten by moths, put shablyuka on it, ride the good argamak, drink vodka with lard on the road and go into battle.
At the same time, as Tymoshenko again declared for the slow-witted, she is not going to withdraw her candidacy from the elections. But the traditional "PR now is immoral." Therefore, instead of “dancing, songs, circus bears and fake promises,” she organized a megapatriotic PR online, which could not be more consonant with the Cossack-rebel military time. No gorilka and idleness - just gunpowder and valiant prowess.
«Today I read on the Internet a statement by one presidential candidate, Poroshenko, who said that any public initiatives, including the creation of a headquarters, destabilize the situation. I want to encourage Poroshenko to shoot their billboards for tens of millions, to stop the trips with dances to the regions and try to involve all their possibilities in protecting the homeland. ”
And Poroshenko, this stubborn, know, listens and eats. And promises a comprehensive moral and economic support from the Turkish vizier, who "never recognizes the annexation of the Crimea." Here is how he announced: "Turkey firmly stated, through the mouth of the Prime Minister, that it remains a firm supporter of the sovereignty and independence of the state, we can count on Turkish support, both in international organizations and during a bilateral position."
Poroshenko decisively decided on his role: not having time to distribute the glorious Cossack ammunition, trousers and hetman kleynods, this Kozak squeezed into a jacket of a peaceful, economically advanced shinkar who earned billions exclusively with his mind and intelligence. I went to Book Arsenal, met with the OSCE mission, with a delegation of British parliamentarians. He talked with the Turkish president about that, about this, about the energy sector and the construction of a liquefied gas terminal.
Sugar billionaire still shines. In the air goes moderately, travels the world with an outstretched hand - for a handshake. In every way he demonstrates political and mental stability and complete non-combat readiness to return from the grader to the combine. The Die Welt columnist in a recent column even noticed that "...The Russian authorities intend to prevent the victory of the pro-Western candidate, especially businessman Petro Poroshenko, in the presidential elections in Ukraine. ”
The body and thoughts of another candidate for hetmanship, Anatoly Gritsenko, are also bursting with the Cossack spirit of the hero. Gritsenko was the first to announce the key decision of today's closed parliamentary meeting. “In the course of the antiterrorist operation, Russian saboteurs who destabilize the situation in the east, seize administrative buildings and shoot at our people, will be disarmed. And if they do not lay down their weapons - destroyed. It is right", - clarified his position Gritsenko. That is no investigation - a bullet in the forehead and ends in the water. As it happens in anti-terrorist operations. Criteria for identifying socialist-traitors have already formulated network hamsters burning with anger in Facebook ribbons: if a Cossack says “SlavYansk” means not a Cossack, someone else. And if “Slavyansk” is ours. Nothing that homegrown "slaves" or "Slavs" themselves are confused by generations for stress.
The candidate Mikhail Dobkin, doused in the other day with green paint and sprinkled with flour, doubts that the elections will be held, and quite reasonably explains that “unequal opportunities in the elections are already unfair elections”. “Today, I am actually deprived of the opportunity to participate in television programs on national channels, through physical avoidance. What happened yesterday and the day before yesterday are not random actions, not the will of the people of Kiev, not the will of the Maidan. These are the planned actions of specific politicians who want to disrupt the elections, because they, being in power, cannot win these elections, they do not have enough rating. And it’s not me who competes with them, but their own comrades in the orange camp, but they cannot put pressure on them, so they try to put pressure on those candidates who in Kiev can be put under pressure. ”. Dobkin promised to leave the presidential campaign and not to recognize the election results, if in the southeast army forces were used and they opened fire on peaceful inhabitants.
In Strasbourg today, some Spanish MP of the European Parliament, Willy Meyer, broke the water. He suddenly declared that the reason for the destabilization in Ukraine was “a violent coup in which the fascist organizations took part” and which was encouraged by the US and the EU. His colleagues and Rebecca Harms, familiar to us, were stitched to him. They explained at the hands of the Spaniard who had strayed away from the Russian propaganda that had been zazombed, that the main enemy of everything was Russia. And that it is time, finally, to impose sanctions (as we thought, they have been operating for a long time). Tomorrow the European Parliament will vote for the next resolution on the Ukrainian-Russian issue.
And on the main TV channel of Ukraine, too, is restless. A swarthy Kharkov fellow named Zurab Alasania (the new general director of NTU and the curator of Gromadsky) went to another swarthy fellow Savik Shuster to squeeze the air from him. Zurab was preparing for this raider raid for a week or two (for example, Schuster’s show disappeared from the “number” - which is why a lot of joy came among the people and between Alasania’s Facebook followers, even thanked him for that).
Today, Alasania gained inspiration and openly declared that the Schuster show should be removed. Urgently. And replace with another show - even if it’s not so good. “Public and Schuster - there are completely different money. Schuster there is other money, and they really invest a lot of money. This is what we cannot do. I just see such a way that he (Schuster) will not just be dismissed, removed, but replaced with something of ours, maybe not so good, but it will be done. I even know who that person will be. Absolutely independent person will be able to make such a product, which produces Schuster. I do not know how much he will remain. I was with him, we talked. I told him: I will do everything for you to leave the channel, but in such a way that you yourself decide to leave the channel. ”
This is especially noble and professional. The good old uncivilized method of Ukrainian autocrats: to fumble work in the canvas so that the claps run, forgetting to demand their zloty. And for sure, only the shaky weight category does not allow the instant unpunished sacking of claps from “Freedom” - the pans' muzzle on the table - to be applied.
Zelenka can also be used - for example, directly in front of the air, splash it in a combed, pomazhadennogo alien Shuster. The Ukrainian TV channels, all their lives, like Ukraine itself, which passed from hands to hands of the lords and the governor, entered a new era - dirty, unprincipled permissiveness. Although, of course, dirty, unprincipled permissiveness is the sole prerogative of Russian television. Compared to which, the Ukrainian television get-together is only a servant who senses the smell of Pansky gratuitous grubs. Right under the building of a television channel with security, black outs and a telephone, to call the police, they beat a presidential candidate. The other is doused with green paint. In the air of "Gorbatsky" TV presenters sit with their feet on the table, interrogating their guests with affection, like a man (soon it will be on First National). The Telekritika website denounces Russian television journalists with a disgrace in the special project “Fame and shame” (certainly in English, so that foreign curators do not bother with translation).
Authors Fame and shame, "Boards of shame for deceitful journalists," believe that “The world must know them in person in order to“ see it out ”at the very first contact.” Honor hang on the board won Soloviev, Kiselev, Ernst, Leontiev, Pushkov. But where are these “liars and opportunists” to the rhetoric of Fame and shame, surpassing the most propaganda high rural calm. And certainly, Solovyov, before writing his deceptive adaptation books, is to learn from Fame and shame grammar - effectively illustrating the professionalism of Ukrainian journalists. But only those who "did not betray the profession and did not lose the honor." “To see”, expressing himself highly in a dyachkovo-telekrititski.
What profession and honor is there - the main thing, as Alasania says, “to replace with something ours, maybe not so good.” A principle that Ukraine stubbornly does not want to give up. There is no army - let's replace them for the aliens where the dark people from the National Guard come from. No hetmans - podsun clerks. We need Ukrainian-language translations of world literature - we skip the Soviet ones. We will think up “Heroes”, shoot the “heavenly hundreds”, spread the “eagles” on places, “hyenas” persecute, revive the old foes, and create new ones. We will arrange a demonstration court for the conspirators. Own people - economic inflow. To the West today we turn in front, to Russia - backwards.
But first, a wink behind the scenes of everyone - you never know what will happen tomorrow.