SBU. Visiting a fairy tale

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After the sensational visit of the city of Kiev by the head of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), Mr. Brennan, the Ukrainian special services decided to intensify their work. They decided, it should be understood, not at all independently, but with the help of the “maestro”. As soon as John Brennan left the Ukrainian capital, the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) began feverishly embodying its covenants into reality. However, the beginning of the SBU, to put it mildly, did not work. More on this.

The first “shot” (after the adviser left for the USA) from the SBU, which, from February 24, immediately after the coup d'état in the country, was headed by Valentin Nalyvaychenko, was informational, and as it turned out later, was disinformational. On official website of the departmentwhich (website) can now be read under all laws of Ukrainian democracy only in Ukrainian or English (by the way that Yatsenyuk in his address stated that in Ukraine no one forbids anyone to use the Russian language and receive information in this language), a note appeared on the establishment by the valiant Ukrainian special services of the "involvement" of the special services of Russia in events in the south-east of Ukraine.

SBU. Visiting a fairy tale


The material, which provides a link to the video publishing resource, was announced as follows:

The documented materials of the Security Service of Ukraine indicate that large-scale military aggression of the Russian Federation is taking place in the Eastern part of Ukraine, carried out by the reconnaissance and sabotage groups of the GRU of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces.

These groups, using heavy weapons, seize the buildings of law enforcement agencies, as well as state and local authorities.

The purpose of these sabotage groups is to terrorize the local population, disrupt the negotiations in the Ukraine-US-EU-Russian format and destroy Ukrainian law enforcement officers.

The SBU carries out measures to document the criminal activities of these groups, and also informs (in the original, the word in Ukrainian was given with an error - “inofrmue” - note “Military Review”) to the NSDC members for using this information during a large-scale anti-terrorist operation.


An interesting fact is that the Security Service of Ukraine “documents the criminal activities of Russia” via Youtube. It is interesting to choose the direction of “documenting” at least for the reason that when in the same service the materials of the conversation between Tymoshenko and Nestor Shufrich were posted, residents of southeastern Ukraine need, quote: “to shoot from nuclear weapons”, Then both Tymoshenko and representatives of the special services of Ukraine stated that it was foolish to believe the materials that are published on Youtube — they say, everything was fabricated ... If so, then why should everyone now believe this“ video ”.



So, something about the video.

According to the Security Service of Ukraine, the “tape” captures the negotiations of representatives of the Russian Main Intelligence Directorate with each other and with local “separatists”. If this is the work of the GRU, then the phrase: “Let the arrow go to the telephone” (where the “Shooter” in the caption is declared as a call sign) causes the eyebrows to travel from their usual place up - to the forehead. It is interesting, since when did the GRU officers switch to the use of mobile phones during special operations, and even take someone else's "pipes" to talk with the "coordinator" of the operation?

But the SBU also demonstrates the number of this mobile phone in one of the video frames: + 7903136 ... Guess with one attempt, in which city is such a number registered “Beeline” (Vympel-Communications OJSC)? I think you did it perfectly well - this, of course, is the city of Moscow ... What a picture emerges, though for this “freeze frame” alone. The picture is impressive with its absurdity: a certain Alexander, who some “Shooter” knows, calls one Pasha’s number, and either “Pasha” or “Alexander” is of course from Moscow ... The “Shooter”, located in Ukraine, tells “to the center "That his detachment, they say, crumbled someone, and crumbled someone, quote:" Serious "(in the" declassified "materials of the SBU the word" serious "was written several times with a firm sign ...), in addition, having suffered more losses ... Read more "Arrow" continue to advise on a mobile phone ...

Secret connection? Using special channels? No, no, no: only through a mobile phone, only with the help of a Moscow number, so that immediately on Youtube ... Against this background, the telephone tirade looks very ridiculous: “mine observe radio silence”. That is, silence on the radio, and communicate on cell phones, how many will fit ... If the SBU specialists instructed on how to misinform Mr. Brennan, then the head of the CIA is precisely the time to poison the pension, and the SBU will simply dismiss as unsuitable ...

Although it was possible that it was now very easy for the GRU employees to get through the phone - we grinned (“Military Review” edition) and dialed the phone number indicated in the e-mail clip. The man, not holding back emotions, said that his journalists had already frankly got out with their idiotic questions about the involvement of the GRU and the special operation in Slavyansk. In general, the conversation "with the GRU" did not work ...

And in the video, the extravaganza continued ... One of the interlocutors even wanted to put LifeNews on the air with “an explanation of the situation in the region”. However, the recording of this “live broadcast” for some reason is not posted. We guess why ... That's right - because there was no such broadcast, as there could be no such offer from the LifeNews channel.

At the end of the "video" laid out, no less than a little, the report of the commander of the sabotage group of the GRU of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, which ends with a striking attack: "Thank you! Goodbye!"

The SBU responded to this “wiretapping” to the Russian Defense Ministry, saying, quote:

Not only the authors of this opus, but also their “puppeteers” would like to better teach the material part and instruction on intelligence. And such slang, which is used in the "super-interception", was used only by the pioneers in the game "Zarnitsa"
(from material "RIA News").

What else was noted the other day by the Security Service of Ukraine, except for the breakout video on Youtube? One of the “achievements” is the creation, according to all the laws of American democracy, of a list of banned Russians on the territory of Ukraine. The list included, for example, the leader of the LDPR faction Vladimir Zhirinovsky. Vladimir Volfovich has already managed to respond to this prohibition through his microblog:

Where is the logic? The member of the State Council of the Russian Federation, the leader of the parliamentary party is denied entry - what kind of game is a new democracy? Ridiculous. Four of my relatives are buried in Ukraine. It turns out that, in violation of all norms, they deprive me of the right to visit their graves. The LDPR faction will insist on arousal against the acting SBU head of the criminal case. As the author of illegal lists and a possible CIA agent.


Nalyvaychenko, you will be judged by the Rostov Garrison Military Tribunal.


But the fact that Nalyvaychenko - a possible CIA agent - is not just empty words. In fact, why did the American intelligence services then, after the arrival of Nalyvaichenko, have chosen for themselves the whole floor in the building of the SBU. This information was voiced by Oleg Tsaryov for “RIA-News».

In general, Ukrainian "specialists" are now being brought up by transatlantic puppeteers, and their manners become similar - some sort of clumsy and marasmic with an eye to great success in a circle of irreversibly separate democratic elements.
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  1. +42
    April 16 2014 07: 50
    At the end of the "video" laid out, no less than a little, the report of the commander of the sabotage group of the GRU of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, which ends with a striking attack: "Thank you! Goodbye!"
    With politeness, they outplayed, as they say - "I do not believe", and the commander of the sabotage group gets in touch in an emergency, if something extra-ordinary happens, not provided for by the task. And the message text is encrypted with a one-time cipher. This record is not even fake, but rather a parody of the Crimean polite people.
    1. +41
      April 16 2014 08: 02
      People hawks, the better the delusional plot, the more I like about the spy in a cloak and with daggers, this is a classic of the genre.
      1. PPL
        +17
        April 16 2014 08: 09
        Quote: svetlomor
        People hawks, the better the delusional plot, the more I like about the spy in a cloak and with daggers, this is a classic of the genre.

        Everyone hears, only what he wants to hear. It doesn’t matter that this is outright crap and lies, the main thing is that it be filed at the right time. The population weaned to think and draw conclusions.
        1. +16
          April 16 2014 08: 36
          and they will also translate into English, there will probably be "pearls". ("Shooter". Ukraine. "Stalker"?))
          1. Evil Pole
            +1
            April 16 2014 19: 05
            Quote: Rus86
            and they will also translate into English, there will probably be "pearls". ("Shooter". Ukraine. "Stalker"?))

            I have no doubt that the subtitles for the deaf-mute will be laughing
      2. platitsyn70
        +26
        April 16 2014 08: 11
        the Russian spy in Ukraine did not betray anything other than a dragged parachute and a walkie-talkie
        1. +14
          April 16 2014 09: 59
          I forgot about the PPSh machine, and a budenovka without these things is not a spy laughing
          1. +5
            April 16 2014 11: 18
            A black cloak and daggers?
            1. +3
              April 16 2014 17: 13
              Quote: visitor
              A black cloak and daggers?

              And where is the award pistol, signed personally by Comrade. F. E. Dzerzhinsky? really experts from the SBU stole? Indeed it was! In Tsarev’s car, they found a whole arsenal !!! And there was a pistol attached !!! laughing
              1. +3
                April 16 2014 19: 12
                Quote: Egoza
                really experts from the SBU stole?

                And then!
                Such a rarity is not one dozen demonstrated fresh greens will pull! All welding.
          2. +2
            April 16 2014 21: 09
            “I forgot about the PPSh machine gun, and I’m not a spy without these things.” We forgot the most important attribute of a Russian spy - half a liter of Stolichnaya.
          3. The comment was deleted.
      3. +31
        April 16 2014 08: 37
        Quote: svetlomor
        People hawks, the more delusional the plot, the better

        Moreover, with such news about the replenishment in the ranks of the "Nakhgvardia" ... I was lying ... I Novodvorskaja Valeria Ilinichna embarking on vіyskovu service i swear urochisto Ukraїnskomu narodovі zavzhdi Buti Yomou vіrnim i vіddanim, oboronyati up Ukraine, zahischati її suverenіtet, teritorіalnu tsіlіsnіst nedotorkannіst i, i honestly sumlіnno vikonuvati vіyskovy obov'yazok, mandates komandirіv, neuhilno dotrimuvatisya Konstitutsії Ukraine that laws of Ukraine, zberigati sovereign tamnitsu. I swear to vikonuvati my obligations in the interests of spivvitchizniks. I swear not to hurt the Ukrainian people! ”, Novodvorskaya said in a statement. Spring .... fresh mushrooms of last year’s new harvest will be fool
        1. +18
          April 16 2014 08: 49
          Quote: Tersky
          Moreover, with such news about the replenishment in the ranks of the "Nakhgvardia" ... I was lying ...

          Now they are invincible!
        2. +4
          April 16 2014 09: 24
          When will these sick clowns finish their performances ?? Or who pays?
          1. +1
            April 17 2014 13: 32
            Quote: Good cat
            When will these sick clowns finish their performances ?? Or who pays?
            And what do you think? This toad has been in opposition since the time of the union. She hates Russia fiercely. "
            Novodvorskaya about the Russian nation: “The Russian people have a place in prison, and not just anywhere, but in a prison bucket ...” ... According to Novodvorskaya, a portrait of Stepan Bandera hangs above her desk under the portrait of Lech Kaczynski, “I absolutely cannot imagine imagine how you can love a Russian for his laziness, for his lies, for his poverty, for his spinelessness, for his slavery. "How does the earth wear this scum?
          2. 0
            April 17 2014 14: 36
            there should be clowns in the Ukrainian circus so that people can laugh at them
        3. elga5
          0
          April 16 2014 10: 02
          Yeah ... And you don’t need nuclear weapons ...
          1. +3
            April 16 2014 13: 10
            Can you imagine how many people already, for the sake of interest, called the agent number of GRU 89031362080 ?! Today, the poor comrade has already blocked this number.
        4. +7
          April 16 2014 10: 11
          Sweet couple. Well, straight "Galkin and Pugachova"! Out of me, out of me! They should be shown to the people in the wandering menagerie. And finish the tour in Galicia. There local Bandera (to whom these two give "good" advice) oh, how they do not like those whom they designate with the letter "Zh" and, accordingly, "M" - her. The second option is to start following a group of Russian oligarchs across the desert. Only melons and watermelons at the halts are not to be fed. And how really - bread and water. You look, you would see the light. Although, the case is clinical, not operable. Here, Bortnikov's potential is not required either. Themselves will bring themselves to diarrhea, exhausting the last remnants of the mind!
        5. +2
          April 16 2014 10: 17
          And now, as a Maidan saboteur to the wall, maybe the air will become cleaner, otherwise this ......, well, in general, you understood the nasty things about Russia with impunity to bazaar, it’s time to keep the answer.
        6. Samalet
          +7
          April 16 2014 11: 28
          These two took publicly the military oath to the "foreign" state !?
          Taki to their gilyak! Under the tribunal!
        7. +7
          April 16 2014 12: 19
          Shop for Maidan
        8. +4
          April 16 2014 13: 40
          In general, Ukrainian “specialists” are now brought up by overseas puppeteers


          Give me the media and I will make a herd of pigs from any nation.
          Josef Goebbels
        9. I am proud of Russia
          +6
          April 16 2014 14: 26
          I think they do not need spring fungi. In my opinion, they just survived from the mind. Two old senility! fool ... I don’t understand how this is ... publicly taking the oath to another state, crap Russia as best they could ... how much bile the snakes poured out horror, and they dare to say that they are, as I understand it, here in Russia. So why the hell are they sitting on Russian soil and eating and breathing here ... get them out of here. "Polite" people respond !!! Is there really no article for treason? And let them roll to where everything suits them and pour their bile there.
          1. 0
            April 17 2014 11: 14
            Quote: I am proud of Russia
            In my opinion, they just survived from the mind.

            You cannot survive from what was not originally there! These are just two sick organisms on the head, which are shown on TV with one purpose: Do not worry about Gayrop and Fashington. And we have poor ones !!! If every schizophrenic with an exacerbation of a suicidal attack (in relation to his country) is called a "Pillar of Democracy" and "leaders of a progressively minded public," then it is worth "rummaging" the madhouse. There is a lot of such "good". It is possible to arrange an export delivery to the USA to complete the Congress. These fools will be more adequate than the current rulers of the States.
        10. +5
          April 16 2014 14: 31

          Why they still have not been deprived of Russian citizenship, these animals have already got
          1. +1
            April 16 2014 16: 39
            Listen, this couple is either urgently in Durkee or the prosecutor’s office. Where are prosecutors looking? Or according to the principle: do not touch r ... oh, it will not stink. Well then, you need to invite assistants.
          2. +1
            April 16 2014 18: 37
            Actually, this is called propaganda of war and should be punished in all severity.
          3. 0
            April 18 2014 00: 21
            All more than simple. After all, onanists are not deprived of citizenship, for their masturbation. So here, they simply end up from their statements: verbal, so to speak, masturbators.
        11. +1
          April 16 2014 21: 07
          As the CP wrote, this volunteer should now be dragged along the battlefield by a platoon of Ukrainians, otherwise this volunteer will not help Ukraine laughing
        12. Am
          0
          April 17 2014 00: 38
          Kapets, it’s impossible to watch, mastered a minute .... disgusting.
        13. +1
          April 17 2014 06: 41
          Agitators how to shit everything !!
          Can they hang in wartime?
          If you were in America you would have been buried somewhere in a swamp a long time ago)
        14. +1
          April 17 2014 12: 55
          Maybe he is her .... that ?? Well do you understand? He is like Ilyich in exile, and she is his faithful Krupskaya.
          Damn ... How to present the picture. Turns out.
          Or Novodvorskaya in a helmet and unloading on a naked body .. She runs to the bayonet. I would have pissed myself from fear, even though 2 companies passed.
        15. +1
          April 17 2014 12: 55
          Maybe he is her .... that ?? Well do you understand? He is like Ilyich in exile, and she is his faithful Krupskaya.
          Damn ... How to present the picture. Turns out.
          Or Novodvorskaya in a helmet and unloading on a naked body .. She runs to the bayonet. I would have pissed myself from fear, even though 2 companies passed.
        16. 0
          April 17 2014 15: 36
          just the novel "Young Guard". wassat
        17. 0
          April 17 2014 23: 26
          And these are the heads of the "shitty party of Russia"!
          WHY WOULD IT HIMSELF, IN THE CHAPTER OF OUR SHITS, DO NOT GO THROUGH THE STREETS OF MOSCOW, BETTER THAN PETER, BY A MOVEMENT SUPPORTED BY PI D DRAISTS OF KIEV? ONLY WITHOUT POLICE SECURITY, LET OUR PEOPLE SHOW THEIR ATTITUDE TO THESE ... I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CALL THIS ABOMITY. LET THEY HAVE PASSED, AND THE Cops DO NOT INTERFERE !!!
          OH HOW I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS EVENT! It is a pity THAT THIS FANTASY, THESE FUCKING, CAN ONLY BEAWN FROM UNDER THE PORCH. Oooooh !!!
        18. 0
          April 17 2014 23: 45
          Well, when is this replenishment finally coming to the aid of Yaytsepuk and the rest of the queers? It would be cool !!!
          Unfortunately, these two uble-yudks will still spoil the air in Mother Russia!
          It's a pity!!!
      4. elmonje
        +2
        April 16 2014 11: 14
        The mattresses and their friends from the muddy albion world long fed fairy tales about J. Pontus and others like him, now they are trying to reap the benefits of Hollywood propaganda. On the island of Nndostaniya, this may be believed, but in the Union - even though we are over the wretched.
      5. HAM
        +4
        April 16 2014 11: 52
        Well, and what, after all, from the great and terrible Britain, Russian spies went on the air on KV by telegraph, at the "SEVEROK" station of the 1942 model last year.
      6. +4
        April 16 2014 12: 00
        Quote: svetlomor
        I like more about a spy in a cloak and with daggers

        And this one is in defense
        1. +4
          April 16 2014 14: 19
          this ,, general, ”betrayed not only the Russians, but also the country, which he swore.
          1. mamba
            +5
            April 16 2014 19: 55
            Quote: kotvov
            this ,, general, ”betrayed not only the Russians, but also the country, which he swore.

            Bah, it's Pan General Krutov himself, who led the "anti-terrorist operation" together with two fascists! Hanging out with the orange, now with the red and black. Always came up with a promotion. A clinical careerist, completely devoid of principles and officer honor. I am ready to carry out any cannibal order of any government. In short, a born executioner.
            But I was surprised that he began to communicate with the people. Apparently decided to show off eloquence. Maybe he’s a romantic at heart, or maybe the former political officer? recourse
            1. cuckoo's
              +1
              April 16 2014 23: 25
              Now to the political leaders - the most expanse
            2. 0
              April 17 2014 18: 25
              Yes, he is simple! It seems that he forgot that he was not on the Maidan and carried a blizzard about the ATO. Is there really no smart generals left in Kiev (or at least colonels) ??? negative
              1. 0
                April 17 2014 18: 27
                Quote: UGIN48224
                Is there really no smart generals left in Kiev (or at least colonels) ???

                That's just smart now you will not see in Kiev and you will not hear!
                Are they their own enemies?
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      8. +1
        April 16 2014 22: 04
        Quote: svetlomor
        People hawks, the better the delusional plot, the more I like about the spy in a cloak and with daggers, this is a classic of the genre.

        based on all such messages of the SBU, you can concoct an action-packed spy thriller (and more than one series) ... laughing oh beware hollywood ... wassat
      9. +1
        April 17 2014 07: 02
        Quote: svetlomor
        People hawks, the better the delusional plot, the more I like about the spy in a cloak and with daggers, this is a classic of the genre.
        From

        Hello learn the mate part, You won’t say more precisely, And they’re doing exactly this lesson, A standing ovation chorus is heard from the other world, Goebels delighted with his teaching lives and acts YES
      10. 0
        April 17 2014 07: 31
        With daggers, 2 in each hand ...
        And the article should have been titled "Visiting the SBU Fairy Tale."
    2. +21
      April 16 2014 08: 16
      And in my opinion, Ukrainian specialists are well aware of both the intelligence instruction and other documents ... But, given the situation, they specially blind the Filkin’s letter ... So they laughed in the world ... Israelis especially laugh now ... Why, honestly, I don’t know ... But the rust there is simply homeric ... Probably, they understand something in intelligence lol
    3. +11
      April 16 2014 08: 37
      Not only the authors of this opus, but also their “puppeteers” would like to better teach the material part and instruction on intelligence. And such slang, which is used in the "super-interception", was used only by the pioneers in the game "Zarnitsa"

      Bravo! good You can’t say better! laughing It seems that in the SBU now there are only amateurs who have recently graduated from school. Or maybe it is, which is not surprising. This is not for you to twist the cows tails. hi
      1. +8
        April 16 2014 08: 50
        After a sensational visit to Kiev by the head of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), Mr. Brennan, the Ukrainian special services decided to intensify their work. They decided, it must be understood, not at all independently, but with the help of the "maestro". As soon as John Brennan left the Ukrainian capital, the Security Service of Ukraine (SBU) began feverishly translating his covenants into reality. However, the SBU did not have a start, to put it mildly.

        Why didn’t ask, everything goes as it should. SBU is just a sign of the CIA in Ukraine. Amerikosy act as usual in an isolated information environment for Ukrainians. Lies are part of their politics. Who now recalls the test tube which they waved, not somewhere, but in front of the whole world belay . Well, the job is done, Iraq is defeated. You won’t return the time, and you won’t do it in Iraq. Arguments do not matter, the main thing is that they be a brick face (we are right). In Ukraine, an information environment is being created to suppress the southeast in the conditions of collapse. And if he is suppressed, who will remember these arguments. Although there may be their primary goals closer. To shed a lot of blood (military operation) and there everything is in favor of such America. We have one way out, trying to bring the truth to Ukraine and the irony will not help here. Emotions from the probable opponent are only alarming.
      2. I am proud of Russia
        +3
        April 16 2014 14: 47
        major071 (4) SU Today, 08:37 ↑
        Bravo! good Better not say! laughing It seems like there are some amateurs in the SBU who have recently graduated from high school. Or maybe it is, which is not surprising. This is not for you to twist the cows tails.

        So there are now only amateurs and traitors. But what about the military, who swore allegiance to their state and who themselves went to the service of the government, which launched a military coup that does not comply with the country's constitution. Who continue to act on the orders of the junta and the west are ready to go against their own people, which, unlike them, does not want to accept this junta. For me they are traitors. negative
      3. mamba
        +1
        April 16 2014 20: 04
        Quote: major071
        It seems that in the SBU there are now only amateurs who have recently graduated from schools

        Apparently they recruited graduates of the Western schools. And there all education was reduced to the study of proto-ukrs, glorification of the greatness of modern ukrs and was accompanied by a continuous leap under the motto "Hto do not jump, that m_skal." Bottom line: filthy brains failed due to prolonged concussion. Hence the primitive pearls from primitive authors who themselves do not understand the degree of their stupidity.
        1. cuckoo's
          +1
          April 16 2014 23: 29
          Very close to the truth
    4. Green
      -7
      April 16 2014 11: 47
      Gru is even more impoverished than the Ukrainian troops, others use mobile phones)))
      1. 0
        April 16 2014 17: 31
        Quote: Zelen
        Gru is even more impoverished than the Ukrainian troops, others use mobile phones)))

        Ahaha, generally under the table ... good Is it like if you were richer (like the Ukrainian SBU) then you would use your mobile phones? laughing Guy, you're generally handsome! So here a long time ago no one made me laugh. Write more often.
      2. cuckoo's
        0
        April 16 2014 23: 33
        Here are the poor things! It would be necessary for them to chip in fives from their nose on the instrumentation (colleagues after all - nothing)
    5. 0
      April 16 2014 17: 25
      Quote: Canep
      . This record does not even attract fake, rather it is a parody of Crimean polite people.

      I smiled so hard, listening to conversations, they know how to cheer me up with their impenetrability. Even thieves have enough sense not to talk about the case in plain text on a mobile phone. SBU is called, could not think of anything smarter? The CIA came to them along the way with the grass, they had a "plan" prepared in advance. smile
  2. +6
    April 16 2014 07: 54
    From the mouth of the SBU you can still not hear such nonsense. From all presented, we can conclude about the professionalism of preparing this record.
    1. +7
      April 16 2014 08: 06
      Quote: Bob0859
      From the mouth of the SBU you can still not hear such nonsense. From all presented, we can conclude about the professionalism of preparing this record.

      Well, here you are not quite right, if in the SBU and not very good personnel, then the CIA will provide!
      And now natsykam and their owners need to create a "wave", as long as possible lies, and propaganda. And "quality" is not needed at all, you need quantity! Then, of course, most of the lies will be revealed, but this will be later! Test tubes with anthrax remember?
      1. +1
        April 16 2014 08: 21
        Quote: serega.fedotov
        , if in the SBU and not very good personnel, then the CIA will provide!

        Kiev VOKU was one of the few higher educational institutions where there was an excellent intelligence department ... And some of its graduates left to serve not only in army intelligence, but also in the KGB ... So there are specialists there ... I set up a substitute ... So say-What is pop, such is the coming ...
    2. Soldier
      +12
      April 16 2014 08: 15
      “Give the arrow to the phone” (where “The shooter” is declared a call sign in the caption) Yeah, the guys saw in STALKER (the shadow of Chernobyl) they replayed. wassat
      1. +5
        April 16 2014 11: 12
        As for the specialists in the SBU. They are not there already a long time ago. All sane and at least a little sensible fired. Now full of ignoramuses and Svidomo-correct ones imitate violent activity there. Hence such opuses ...
        1. +1
          April 16 2014 13: 32
          some kind of indian bollywood and not intelligence!
        2. 0
          April 16 2014 17: 21
          Quote: Nord
          All sane and at least a little sensible fired.

          They left by themselves! But the children of the deputies "settled down" in a prestigious place! wassat
        3. cuckoo's
          0
          April 16 2014 23: 36
          I confirm
    3. +2
      April 16 2014 17: 20
      Quote: Bob0859
      From the mouth of the SBU, you can still not hear such nonsense

      Well, for example, that part of the Kupyanka was transferred to Ukraine, and it is they who "muddy the waters" and seize buildings, calling themselves self-defense, and on the way they rob a car that was carrying food products to Slavyansk, and a sack of potatoes was taken from the basement, and Ukrainians are not there, and in general these occupiers act professionally ...

      For some reason, they will not remember the thousand Golden Eagles who left with their weapons? They are silent, as they took water in their mouths!
  3. mad
    +10
    April 16 2014 07: 56
    Crimea confused all the cards in the new colonial policy of the United States, there was a break in the template when the victim herself became a predator, hence such gross mistakes ... although if you recall the test tubes with the "Siberian plague", it becomes a pity for the country where analysts are planning such important operations so openly stupid.
  4. +5
    April 16 2014 07: 56
    report of the commander of the sabotage group of the GRU of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, which ends with a combat phrase on the spot: “Thank you! Bye!"
    ===
    Well, why not keep the mark of polite people laughing
  5. +6
    April 16 2014 07: 57
    They act according to the rule, the more impudent a lie, the more they kick in the ears, the more they believe them duped inhabitants. But the West does not care, they are stubborn like sheep. They see what is beneficial for them and what team Abamych gave them
    1. +4
      April 16 2014 12: 03
      Oh, these tales !!! Oh, these storytellers !!
  6. Pavel Sinko
    +6
    April 16 2014 08: 01
    Hello friends. I’m off topic but still. The bottom line is what I always try to find the essence of the problem yesterday that I found. I am very worried about the reasons for the collapse of the USSR and who was involved. That's what I found friends yesterday. This I found on Wikipedia Volkoganov Dmitry Anatolyevich I think he caused irreparable damage to our Russian people. I think this is a good material for a good article. What do friends think.

    During the period of work in the archives, Dmitry Antonovich has accumulated a large number of documents on the recent history of the USSR. After his death, in 1996, his daughter Olga transferred the archive to the Library of Congress, which surprised Yu. Murin, since documents were transferred from 1967-1995, the period for declassification for which did not expire
    1. Pavel Sinko
      +2
      April 16 2014 09: 20
      From this I draw conclusions that the transfer of Crimea to Ukraine in the 60s was already done by Khrushchev to legitimize the tearing of Crimea away from Russia, which means that steps towards the collapse of the USSR took place during the time of Khrushchev, it all explains all further actions, the insidious plan for the collapse of the USSR and all the time the USSR existed tried to ruin it he carried ideas opposite to capitalism and threatening its parasitic existence. We only have one friends to draw the right conclusions and to revive the fact that the traitors have stolen from us and to spite the capital of the world an even better union is the Customs and Eurasian Union.
    2. Pavel Sinko
      +2
      April 16 2014 09: 32
      The transfer of secret documents by Olga Dmitrievna Volkoganov’s daughter 1967-1995 to a foreign state. I suppose these documents expose the treacherous activities of the nomenclature of the USSR and foreign intelligence. So they are trying to rewrite history to replace our values. Any friends will answer any questions.

      From here I draw conclusions that the transfer of Crimea to Ukraine in the year 60 by Khrushchev is nothing more than an attempt to legitimize the exclusion of Crimea from Russia from here follows the criminal activities of Khrushchev in the interests of foreign states. And do not deceive yourself that Khrushchev supposedly is not accidental, not deliberate, but deliberate and idle destroyed the Russian world.
  7. JoylyRoger
    +5
    April 16 2014 08: 02
    And what else to expect from a special service managed by a special service of another country?
    It’s good that they still didn’t get Martians here
    1. +1
      April 17 2014 11: 29
      I will not say "for the Martians", but soon it looks like Russia will be "rolled out" for breeding snorks and bloodsuckers by our special forces on the territory of Ukraine (continuing the theme of "Strelka", in particular from the game "Stalker"). Moreover, the snorks' "interception of negotiations" with their Russian curators will not be surprising. lol
      1. 0
        April 17 2014 14: 58
        Revived "shadows of Chernobyl", however ... lol
  8. +6
    April 16 2014 08: 03
    According to the Ukrainian Security Service, the “tape” captures the negotiations of the representatives of the Russian Main Intelligence Directorate with each other and with local “separatists”


    smile Heh heh ... I can pull a PUSSY-WRIGHT mask on my head, hang a tricolor on the wall and arrange the appearance of SBU agents with a resident in my city (at the dacha) ... then throw this whole performance on the Internet ... here I laugh will be ... so YouTube is one big garbage dump where among a ton of garbage there is only a gram of gold information.
  9. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 06
    Just Brennan came to set the task subordinates. When it all ends they might even be awarded an American medal. Better if posthumously ... negative
    1. I am proud of Russia
      +1
      April 16 2014 15: 05
      VNP1958PVN SU Today, 08: 06
      Just Brennan came to set the task subordinates. When it all ends they might even be awarded an American medal. Better if posthumous ... negative

      God forbid that it ends in their favor. There is God in the world and people's faith in the truth. Well, everything must be fair.
    2. cuckoo's
      0
      April 16 2014 23: 46
      We ourselves will award "the ORDER OF SUTULOGO 111 degree" And about "posthumously" - maybe it's better to remove the snow on the Kolyma (all)?
  10. +10
    April 16 2014 08: 08
    Recording in stereo, in the studio they wrote downs.
    1. +2
      April 16 2014 09: 03
      And no extraneous noise is heard: no cars, no voices, NOTHING ...
  11. SAVA555.IVANOV
    +7
    April 16 2014 08: 08
    Just imagine, against whom the people who for decades have been accustomed to humility to fight with the SBU, the Ministry of Internal Affairs or the army of mercenaries who arrived in Ukraine? Nalivaychenko is still the anti-corruption fighter, he had a pension of 2000 hryvnias in Ukraine in the beginning of 50, some thief in a hotel stole a purse and had 400 dollars in it (it seems so) !!!!! And this is in a country where salaries were not paid or delayed !!!!
    1. I am proud of Russia
      +1
      April 16 2014 15: 09
      So now, though small military and police are subordinate to these unfortunate leaders ... Blind
  12. Serge56
    +8
    April 16 2014 08: 08
    this will be the fifth verse to "songs of the National Guard soldier"
    on the motive "yours, honor, lady luck"

    The army of Turchinov
    only a platoon from the Maidan,
    three of them
    and thirty scoundrels.
    And what am I doing among them?
    I can’t imagine
    but I know for sure - boldly, I,
    I'll put it in underpants.
  13. qwertynsan
    +4
    April 16 2014 08: 09
    interesting are the "operational negotiations" between the commander and his subordinate. I served in the construction battalion and did not talk to the commander, it's just a polar fox !! do we have idiots in the GRU? Then how do they successfully repel the attacks of enemies and wound the right person? And the SBU seems to me to smoke something very lethal, although the head of the CIA probably brought with him a couple of three jambs))) for the heroes))
  14. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 12
    As always, everything is tailored according to American "patterns": "... the more monstrous the lie, the more chances that they will believe in it ..." (this commandment was implemented by the best student of American imperialism, Dr. Joseph Goebbels). from the American-Spanish war (I hope you are all aware of the issue). And for more than a century this method of information (we read disinformation) war in the arsenal of the Pentagon and the CIA, and now the "generous" uncles from the CIA have shared their "experience" with their agent Nalyvaichenko, but we do not lose hope that soon he and the rest of the "impostors" will be poured "prison gruel" in one of the prisons of the South-East of Ukraine! After all, what they call a "counter-terrorist operation", at the suggestion of the Washington puppeteers, by UN standards is called the GENOCIDE of its own people. All gentlemen "Banderlog" have arrived.
  15. -13
    April 16 2014 08: 13
    It is quite possible to use Ukrainian mobile operators without much fear of being tapped. For in Ukraine, SIM cards of operators are sold in incredible quantities, for ridiculous money and without presentation of documents. Buy a bag of these SIM cards, and use it as a "daily cipher", and the operator will be a "symmetric key". For a tactical situation, it will do, but it must be borne in mind that the SBU can specifically listen to the base station. So, on the hike, the SBU officers monitored the BPS in the cells of the captured buildings of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the SBU, and "wrote" all the conversations (the operator "writes" them by default). But if you constantly move around, get in touch in "unexpected places", then you can achieve a certain temporary confidentiality. For it will be physically very difficult for the SBU officers to analyze the entire array of negotiations, especially in a large settlement.
    1. +6
      April 16 2014 09: 01
      Unrealistic. Purely technically. I say this as an expert. More or less realistic provided that it is known in advance which number to monitor and provided that the switch is equipped with equipment similar to the Russian SORM-2. It is not enough to monitor BTS - there is a mixed stream of packets from different channels from different subscribers.
    2. +4
      April 16 2014 09: 05
      Yes, there will be no serious guys hopefully, they certainly know all the local features. And the slang of the computer saboteurs pumped up. In general, why does a person working in the "field" need to know the global concept of the entire operation, is it about the fact that she could not take loans?
      If ours is working there, then we will only find out about this when the documents are declassified after a limitation period. It’s not from youtube or from the Nazi programs
    3. +1
      April 16 2014 11: 34
      I will reveal a terrible secret for you, buy each "Blackberry" and talk, the SBU will definitely not have the means to decrypt, well, if only in Kiev.
    4. +4
      April 16 2014 13: 30
      Quote: Aeneas
      It is possible to use Ukrainian mobile operators without any particular fear of being listened to

      Specialists cannot be punctured like this, even for such cases there are many ways to "secret" negotiations, from the control room, by connecting special equipment, to the use of special tables ... all of the above.
      And then, there is no communication with the groups - they are in search and should keep radio silence, but the group commander - SPECIAL OF THE HIGHEST CATEGORY, on foreign territory, count behind enemy lines - assumes such liberties ... Funny, designed for simpletons.
      1. +1
        April 16 2014 14: 28
        Funny, designed for simpletons.
        I'm sorry to correct, it is designed for fools. and there are enough of them now, 23 years of brainwashing, were not in vain.
  16. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 14
    SBU Headless Ghouls Assembly
  17. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 14
    Everything that happened in Ukraine from the very beginning resembled the theater of the absurd.
  18. +3
    April 16 2014 08: 14
    Want a fairy tale? Once upon a time Ukraine ....
  19. +4
    April 16 2014 08: 17
    *** An interesting fact is that the Security Service of Ukraine "documents the criminal activity of Russia" through Youtube. *** ...... Well, what to take from them? One commands through Facebook and gives orders, and promises to shoot himself. Yulia creates some kind of resistance movement ... Madhouse in nature ....
  20. +25
    April 16 2014 08: 18
    The record delivered.
    It’s not for me to judge the authenticity, but assuming this is so ... it’s a full boot of joy)))
    So, ours work! And if there is less for one bender - it means they work well!
    Presumably, of course ...)
    1. +6
      April 16 2014 14: 30
      AND ANOTHER ON THE ROPE AT HIM, THE TANK IS ATTACHED. SIMPLY NOT IN THE FRAME.
    2. 0
      April 18 2014 00: 24
      Well, just some trophies from the heroic "Right Sector". That trophies are already prohibited? In intelligence, you don't know what might be useful, especially in Kherson
  21. +1
    April 16 2014 08: 19
    insanity grows stronger wassat
    PS damn who is composing?
  22. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 19
    I thought only Americans could crap like that ... Wrong. wassat
    1. +1
      April 16 2014 10: 31
      So their school is amer.
  23. +8
    April 16 2014 08: 24
    Two military men are talking on the phone in literary Russian, just real philologists. Knowing the army structure from the inside and knowing how all the military from the soldier to the general speak, I categorically declare: THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN! In the words of Stanislavsky: "I DO NOT BELIEVE !!!" negative
    1. cuckoo's
      0
      April 16 2014 23: 52
      In - in! Exactly
  24. +7
    April 16 2014 08: 24
    If the GRU had worked in Kramatorsk and Slavyansk, we would have already had the recognition of mercenaries, who, whom, and why were sent to Slavyansk, a lot of 200 from the side of the maydanists and the cries of Western media about the treachery of the Russians. The performance of the absurd continues and the puppeteers are known!
  25. +1
    April 16 2014 08: 29
    Thanks Alexey!
    in a circle of irreversibly democratized elements
    - and these in the course of that ... In a particularly perverse form.
  26. +1
    April 16 2014 08: 31
    Amerikosy cannot come up with anything new, they carry a complete nonsense !!! Kashchenko is resting !!!
  27. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 31
    Some kind of cultural spec. Not a single special word. Neither .... nor ..... Direct connoisseurs of literary Russian.
    1. +4
      April 16 2014 09: 48
      Everything is easier. Yu-tub may depend on army vocabulary recourse . Irreversible lol .
      And if pi-pi-iii, then there will be "Eustace - Alex. Pi-pi-iii ... There is soldier "
  28. +1
    April 16 2014 08: 36
    Quote: spech
    insanity grows stronger wassat
    PS damn who is composing?

    The same one as the advertisement. Maybe 25 frames are also present?
  29. +11
    April 16 2014 08: 38
    “Give the arrow to the phone” (where the “arrow” in the title is declared a call sign)
    laughing "Shooter" Alexander - these are all native faces / names !!! (character of the game Stalker - Shadows of Chernobyl) laughing Phew, who will you call next to the phone? Alexandra Degtyareva? Enzio Auditore? Agent 47? No, it's too small ... "Call Gordon Freeman to the phone" "Who is this?" "Yes, you have one doctor of sciences here" "What should I tell him?" "Heel of MOUNTINGS" laughing Oh, all, I can’t rzhuvalyayus !!!
  30. +12
    April 16 2014 08: 41
    Let us recall the beginning of the war in 1939, so that they have one storyteller. And the tales are old.
  31. +2
    April 16 2014 08: 47
    Ukrainians have always been tense with their brains, and here they are also taught overseas senility.
  32. federal
    +1
    April 16 2014 09: 12
    The information war is the most effective, and the quality of the desa is not so important. It is those who served who can draw any conclusions from this conversation, the majority (especially youth) as they say shawat.
    1. 0
      April 18 2014 04: 43
      deza - dose - sounds doze fool
  33. 0
    April 16 2014 09: 21
    Yeah. In fact, all these are links of one chain. Everything is coming in, especially the lie. And it’s obvious here. Everything is being done to provoke Russia. The masters of the West desperately need war. The action is still necessary to recognize in detail. Earlier in 2008, 2010 it didn’t work out, they’re trying so hard now. It’s time to liquidate the leaders - puppets of the Western junta, thereby depriving them of their efficiency for a while and immediately taking advantage of it.
  34. +1
    April 16 2014 09: 23
    But someone will believe this bullshit!
    1. Freemason
      +1
      April 16 2014 10: 09
      the funny thing is, after all ... and not only the young uneducated generation, but also quite grown-up people.
    2. +1
      April 16 2014 17: 33
      Quote: andj61
      But someone will believe this bullshit!

      They will believe! They just detained two spies of the Russian Federation - they brought one million 800 thousand hryvnias in cash! They say - they went to the wedding, but in fact ....
      The guys were checking the antenna for me. Young: "one million eight hundred thousand? Where did they get so much hryvnia in Rostov? And they hoped to smuggle them across the border?" Senior authoritatively: "Yes, they probably made their way from the Crimea ... there should still be our money!"
      AND NO DOUBT! SPIES FROM RF !!! fool
      1. 0
        April 16 2014 17: 37
        Quote: Egoza
        They just detained two Russian spies -

        Elena TWO spy, total TWO ????????? Here is info from the Censor wassat
        16.04.14/13/40 20 2 p.m. More than 3 officers of the GRU of the Russian Federation were arrested. The intelligence network in Ukraine was created XNUMX-XNUMX years, - Nalyvaichenko
        Ukrainian security forces arrested 23 personnel officers of the Main Intelligence Directorate of Russia.
  35. +5
    April 16 2014 09: 25
    I myself served gentlemen in the GRU special forces for ten years, but I hadn’t read such nonsense for a long time if they had given us an order for a long time, everyone would have captured and organized the defense, taught us a lot of things, we used to work on Severok-K and P 159, but it was in 2005 year at the moment everything is new.
    1. +2
      April 16 2014 10: 36
      Are you still not under the table laughing? I’m from the communications troops, but such conversations on the air ... Without knowledge of Russian slang, you’ll understand what the hell they are talking about, unless the speaker has a very high boss.
  36. Andrii
    0
    April 16 2014 09: 30
    Hollywood ...
  37. +8
    April 16 2014 09: 42
    "Although, perhaps, it has now become very easy to reach the GRU officers by phone - we (Voennoye Obozreniye) grinned and dialed the phone number indicated in the SSB video. The man, without holding back his emotions, said that the journalists had already frankly gotten him with their idiotic questions about involvement in the GRU and the special operation in Slavyansk. In general, the conversation "with the GRU" did not work out ... "

    As in the old joke:
    "- Are they sent to Mars here?
    - Here they send to x ...! And if you are a spy, then you should visit Uncle Vasya on the floor above. Only he is gone now, he has gone to scatter leaflets. "
  38. 0
    April 16 2014 09: 48
    Oh, these tales, oh, these storytellers.
  39. +4
    April 16 2014 09: 54
    Joke. An American spy pretending to be a Ukrainian asks a local granny. And say grandma and where are the Russian troops. And the grandmother will not answer the American spy. The American in response to what kind of spy is a lad. A grandmother in response yakoy you nigga lipped lad.
    1. 0
      April 17 2014 15: 44
      what an intolerant grandmother! request
  40. +3
    April 16 2014 09: 55
    At the end of the "video" laid out, no less than a little, the report of the commander of the sabotage group of the GRU of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, which ends with a striking attack: "Thank you! Goodbye!"
    CENTER "Spy Shooter You have been awarded the Order of Lenin for a beautiful crumb of adversaries." The answer is “Thank you, dad, goodbye.” This is the only way Russian spies talk laughing
  41. +2
    April 16 2014 09: 57
    Ominusovat. I read to the place where the interception of Tymoshenko’s conversation with Urmas PAET is mentioned ... You can not read further. If the author is not able to remember who and with whom he was talking, it means he cannot write anything in his head of a hash and the rational.
    1. +5
      April 16 2014 13: 05
      tolancop

      I deserve a minus - I fully acknowledge, I apologize to the readers for the mistake. Bes confused smile Thank you for the careful reading of the material!
      1. +2
        April 16 2014 13: 17
        Well you are, Citizen Lieutenant General laughing
        Now the entire junta will start to shake the Internet frantically for the negotiations of Tymoshenko vs Payet. And, by the way, it is because of you that the working day in the Rada will become!
        And then they say - Russian spies misinformed!
        Well they are gentle, nervous creatures ... lowering them like that. After all - and the reserve homophond of Europe! wink
        1. +4
          April 16 2014 13: 21
          Now Tymoshenko, whether you like it or not, you will have to talk to Paet to save the "homofund" smile
  42. +2
    April 16 2014 10: 07
    And then SBUshniki also at the entrance of a special operation will intercept a paper bag with a KGB wax seal and some ridiculous order signed by the Marshal of the Russian Federation :)
    The materiel is limping on both legs of Western dreamers.
    1. 0
      April 16 2014 20: 05
      Quote: strimmer
      The materiel is limping on both legs of Western dreamers.

      But I’m interested in the National Studio of Art Films and Names of Olexandra Dovzhenka, or rather her screenwriters, how are they?
      Everything is very similar to the text from the script of a cheap action movie.
    2. 0
      April 17 2014 23: 07
      THESE STRAWERS WHAT YOU WANT TO FIND, INTERCEPT AND A PHOTO REPORT WILL BE PRESENTED TO US !!!
  43. Freemason
    +2
    April 16 2014 10: 07
    He laughed, a feeling that the specialists were all kicked out, and they recruited young and "ambitious" jerks ... Farce and comedy rolled into one. The most offensive thing is that this comedy with acceleration flows into a drama full of insanity and a tragedy of a large scale.
    It’s interesting, but they themselves believe in what they say they write and show, because if so, then this is a diagnosis, treatment is not only fatal ...
  44. +1
    April 16 2014 10: 11
    Quote: svetlomor
    People hawks, the better the delusional plot, the more I like about the spy in a cloak and with daggers, this is a classic of the genre.

    Sadly, this is not a classic, this is Batman!
  45. +1
    April 16 2014 10: 12
    There are now no tactics, no strotegs, no politicians. Nobody taught them, those that remained from the USSR they were digging up. Now they can’t even pull the falsification competently. He laughed ... Who did we crush it ??? It seems not their own !!! And radio silence is when the radio does not sing)))
  46. Aleksandr68
    +2
    April 16 2014 10: 12
    I think that if GRU intelligence groups operated on the territory of Ukraine, then Turchinsom already had a wake up with his state-owned company. And that negotiations are being held on cell phones — well, albeit not through signal fires. Yes, and about the destruction of law enforcement agencies, the tactic is funny: in front of They destroyed a large rally, and then, having changed into their uniforms, they declared that they were joining the protesters!
    1. +3
      April 16 2014 17: 38
      Quote: Alexander68
      alright though not through signal fires

      And you can send pigeons, dogs with reports ... feel
      1. Aleksandr68
        +1
        April 16 2014 19: 14
        And you can send pigeons, dogs with reports ... smiled
      2. +1
        April 17 2014 12: 07
        Or, as in Africa, smoke, drumming ...
  47. +2
    April 16 2014 10: 17
    The UNIAN website has information that the 45th Guards Regiment of the Russian Airborne Troops Kupyanka-1, which is stationed near Moscow. located in the south-east of Ukraine. Yes, if that were so, they would have long ago dared all this evil spirits under the name of the armed forces of Ukraine ...
    1. 0
      April 16 2014 18: 25
      With fright, it’s still not something to imagine .... Better to delve into the historical archives, how their grandfathers-Bandera from the "caches" were smoked out, and how the survivors famously fled to Canada!
  48. Polarfox
    +1
    April 16 2014 10: 21
    Quote: domokl
    there are specialists ... I’ve set up a substitute ... So to speak-What is the pop, such is the arrival ...

    I tend to think the same way. In general, if you throw your brains out, it becomes obvious that the people who created this, if I may say so, "compromising evidence" knew in advance about the effect it produced, and did it on purpose. For you cannot instantly become dull, having a good, and often still Soviet, special education behind you. So, it may well turn out that this comedy is specially arranged to demonstrate the level of the Kiev gang.
    1. 0
      April 16 2014 13: 23
      Ek, you turned, Lieutenant Pestsova! laughing
  49. +1
    April 16 2014 10: 22
    Oh, these storytellers, oh these storytellers ....
  50. 0
    April 16 2014 10: 41
    Quote: Baikal
    The record delivered.
    It’s not for me to judge the authenticity, but assuming this is so ... it’s a full boot of joy)))
    So, ours work! And if there is less for one bender - it means they work well!
    Presumably, of course ...)

    My mother is dear, but there are all potential patients of the Kashchenko clinic with a diagnosis of "Schizophrenic megalomania. Do not put in Napoleon's ward ..."
    1. 0
      April 16 2014 13: 27
      Ummm ... sergeant, are you complaining or showing off? laughing
  51. 0
    April 16 2014 10: 48
    At least they watched "17 Moments of Spring" again laughing They would understand that usually code words and sentences are used in reconnaissance, such as Uncle George went to visit, but caught a cold on the way, it was too humid - you need to read, such and such a cruiser entered the area, the torpedoing was successful, the cruiser sank. And here in clear text on mobile)))
  52. dmb
    0
    April 16 2014 10: 59
    Well what can we say. Comedians have been working in pairs for a long time. Their Nalivaicheno and our Zhirinovsky look very good, especially if their tour takes place in provincial cities.
  53. +1
    April 16 2014 11: 02
    Quote: domokl
    .They made a setup... So to speak - As the priest, so comes the parish...


    Agree. They deliberately and deliberately framed their boss (show what kind of person he came).
    By the way, about Zarnitsa, don’t compare - they also taught the rules of radio exchange.
  54. +1
    April 16 2014 11: 07
    Apparently, the SBU specialists recruited felt boots based on an advertisement and, as a result, stupid attempts to falsify something that couldn’t have happened
  55. +1
    April 16 2014 11: 21
    "Thank you! Goodbye!" It's just a budget film about spies in America.
  56. 0
    April 16 2014 11: 38
    The show continues...the second part of the Marlizon ballet!!!!
  57. Brown
    0
    April 16 2014 11: 41
    I read Pikul’s “I Have the Honor,” “The Battle of the Iron Chancellors.” Where do the professionalism of intelligence officers and diplomats go? Everything begins to come down to manipulating the microconsciousness of Twitter infantiles. Well, it's worse for them.
  58. alex_valent
    +4
    April 16 2014 11: 45
    Another interception - Quiet Ukrainian night! The screams on the Maidan died down. To help all homosexuals, Klitschko writes a letter to Obama: “My dear black friend! Send us a couple of billions! And then the hare Yatsenyuk sold our Crimea to Russia in backgammon!” Sashko put on an oak tailcoat, And no longer runs into the attack, Our Tyagnibok stuffed his bullet-ridden jacket into his chest! ?Yarosh wanted to blow up the pipe, But they called from Europe, They said, if he’s a kuku, They’ll put the pipe in his... oop! Yulka's mind was blown away, Scythe is shaking and hitting with his hoof - She was recently blown away at a closed party meeting! Obama scratched his turnip, put his tail on a pistol, and sent American biscuits to Kyiv for Klitschko! The moral of this fable is simple, but I want to remind you without shouting: If you get into *** - Sit there quietly, don’t tweet... (honestly borrowed from the Internet)
    Source: http://polemika.com.ua/article-143486.html bully
  59. Stasi
    0
    April 16 2014 11: 49
    All this linden is made for the Maidan, those who have been brainwashed for a long time and well, unfortunately there are enough of them. Frankly speaking, if the GRU special forces really began to fight against the militants of the Right Sector and the Ukrainian military, they would destroy all these banderlogs and they would not even have time to realize that they were dead. Regarding Zhirinovsky’s words that the head of the SBU Nalyvaichenko will be tried by the tribunal of the Rostov military garrison - this is a good idea. Only hardly feasible, since the entire Kiev junta had prepared in advance the possibility of escaping to the West in the event of a threat of capture. Some have an airplane, some have a boat for care in the Black Sea, some have a land corridor across the Polish border. In order for Nalyvaichenko to stand trial, he must be kidnapped. I am sure that our special services have such an opportunity; all that is needed is an order. And not only in relation to Nalyvaichenko, but also in relation to Yarosh, Tyagnibok and all the other leaders of the Maidan. If you do this, then, finding themselves without leaders, Bandera and the junta will quickly lose power and flee to Galicia.
  60. gsg955
    +1
    April 16 2014 12: 00
    It looks like Nalyvaichenko is pouring himself a lot of wine, and this is the result...
    1. 0
      April 16 2014 17: 00
      What is strengthened is not a problem. The problem is that YOURSELF... laughing wassat
  61. 0
    April 16 2014 12: 43
    Those who know how to think will understand. Propaganda is a dirty business, anything to achieve a goal. At first, the lies of the Ukrainian authorities amused me, but lately they have simply irritated me.
  62. 0
    April 16 2014 12: 45
    It is curious that not even a day has passed since the Ukrainian media broadcast the second “mess” from the SBU Nalyvaichenko on the same topic:

    “The Russian leader of the separatists from the SBU records turned out to be political scientist and PR specialist Alexander Boroday.
    Oleksandr Boroday curious kerivnik separatists
    Alexander Boroday turned out to be the head of the separatists

    He owns the phone number indicated by the SBU in the records. There he is referred to as "Alexander from Russia".

    This number was given to us by several independent Russian journalists. About this writes UP.

    In addition, the voice of a person from the SBU records is very similar to the voice of Alexander Boroday, recorded in one of the videos that he made as a political scientist.

    One of these videos was dated February 21 this year, when after the execution on the Maidan, an agreement was signed between the opposition and Yanukovych.

    The video is called "How to Divide Ukraine". In it Boroday says that he knows Ukraine well and has traveled a lot around it. - http://www.unian.net/politics/907820-rukovoditelem-separatistov-okazalsya-rossiy

    skiy-piarschik.html "
    and the corresponding video:
  63. MAndrey74
    +1
    April 16 2014 12: 47
    There are some inaccuracies in the article:
    In a telephone conversation with Paet, Katherine Ashton did not say the quotation: “shoot with atomic weapons”, the lady with a scythe and deputy Shufrich said the same thing in a telephone conversation; with Paet they discussed who shot in the back on the Maidan.
    1. +1
      April 16 2014 13: 07
      Andrey! The publication's staff (author and editor) had a "critical day." Or is it the machinations of the SBU smile Everything has already been fixed. Thank you!
      1. +1
        April 16 2014 17: 05
        Quote: Volodin
        it was a "critical day"
        good You are probably laughing at “all this” just like me??! The damn show continues... laughing Although just yesterday, and even now, in fact, all this is quite sad... what they are doing to the people! But this is the best way out - just laugh at these clowns!!! bully
  64. +2
    April 16 2014 12: 48
    But it just came out of a cornucopia

    1. +1
      April 16 2014 13: 40
      Waaaaahahahaha!! I just laughed until I cried)))))))))))
    2. ZSP
      +1
      April 16 2014 16: 16
      Yeah second episode laughing I just moved away from the first one a little...
      negative
  65. +1
    April 16 2014 13: 05
    The more monstrous the lie, the sooner they will believe it! Aphorism of mentors of outskirts leaders.
  66. 0
    April 16 2014 13: 05
    Quote: tolancop
    Downvoted. I read to the point where the interception of Tymoshenko’s conversation with Urmas PAET is mentioned

    I guess you didn’t even read this far, there’s another lady listed there
    <An interesting fact is that the Security Service of Ukraine “documents Russian criminal activities” through Youtube. The chosen direction of “documentation” is interesting, if only for the reason that when the conversation materials were posted on the same service Catherine Ashton with the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Estonia Urmas Paet (the same conversation in which Catherine Ashton stated that the inhabitants of south-eastern Ukraine should, quote: “shoot with atomic weapons”)>,
  67. russianskijbelarus
    +1
    April 16 2014 14: 03
    Urgently convey this to Vladimir Vladimirovich. The "shooter" agent was COVERED.
  68. 0
    April 16 2014 14: 35
    Take Romashka out, he’s no longer in the game
  69. +1
    April 16 2014 14: 37
    Yes, and urgently send a squadron of inflatable submarines to Slavyansk, and transfer them from Karakum
  70. +1
    April 16 2014 14: 52
    The CIA and the NSA did not reveal the preparations in Crimea!!
    and then the SBU revealed everyone))))
  71. Arzamas
    0
    April 16 2014 14: 56
    Fortunately, there are still people who are immune to any nonsense-fake!
    For example, I can see all kinds of nonsense without the naked eye, but when I saw this video on YouTube, I turned it on for 10 seconds, knowing that it was complete bullshit...!!! smile Well, as usual, in our style... Although reading the comments to the video, the saddest thing is that most of the idiots are already running away.
  72. +2
    April 16 2014 14: 58
    To everyone who can hear me, I am special agent Romashka, please transfer 74 rubles for ammunition, otherwise I will be forced to suspend the operation to capture the Verkhovna Rada.
    1. +3
      April 16 2014 15: 15
      Quote: appolon44
      To everyone who can hear me, I am special agent Romashka, please transfer 74 rubles for ammunition, otherwise I will be forced to suspend the operation to capture the Verkhovna Rada.

      Have pity on the poor...
      Polish TV regularly shows this garbage with sobs and sobs of the beloved presenter. Next comes a video with Rasmussen, crazy with fear, hysterically speaking about a military threat from the East... laughing
  73. PMM
    +2
    April 16 2014 15: 40
    Poor, poor GRU... All their agents have already been caught/discovered in this month or two. At this rate, we will have to disband in a month due to lack of staff.
  74. evil hamster
    +1
    April 16 2014 16: 24
    Particularly delivered for 45 seconds. Type of sabotage group of the Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation with 1 rifle for three 7 machine guns for 10. This is provided that the first polite guys in the building of the Simfiropol Regional State Administration were hung like Christmas trees, they even rammed the AGS with them, they were not lazy (apparently they were counting on the zerg rush of the Crimean cavalry, no, what if!) This is not paying attention to the prohibitive concentration of PKM/PKP per capita, RPG masses, NVD masses, mass collimators, etc. Further, considering the universal equipment of polite guys with radio stations, a photographic fact that has been repeatedly recorded, these attempts of the SBU look especially funny. But overall it’s not surprising. After the “Chechen” saboteur in a lowered Priora 95 Region in an FSB baseball cap, after a spy in a leather coat with 2 daggers behind his back, after an unfortunate 20-something girl - this entry looks quite logical.
    It seems that the last remaining professionals in Ukraine all come from the USSR and don’t want to take part in this b... They can’t make it look even. Pichalka.
  75. 0
    April 16 2014 16: 25
    Personnel decides everything!!! The mattress shots are just a fairy tale! FROM A NEGATIVE DIMENSION...
  76. +1
    April 16 2014 16: 26
    All this has nothing to do with the B-3 bomber
  77. +1
    April 16 2014 17: 09
    The junta is deliberately trying to portray the people of the Southeast as terrorists, traitors and agents of the Kremlin. An attempt to use adequate power structures (Berkut, Alpha, Ukrainian Armed Forces) under this “sauce” immediately exposes this setup! Question:

    1) how much time do the residents of Ukraine need to add 1+1 and see in the actions of the junta an attempt at genocide of part of the population of Ukraine, and raise these bloody leaders to pitchforks for this?

    2) how long will it take the UN to add 1+1 and see the criminality of the junta’s actions and change its point of view 180 degrees?

    I really hope that these are possible and not fantastic outcomes...
    1. +1
      April 16 2014 17: 26
      Add and subtract in the UN quickly. They admit their own mistakes very slowly.
  78. +2
    April 16 2014 17: 25
    The blind can see whose school it is and who the teachers are. The trouble with America and the European Union is that they are always predictable. Each thought and, as a rule, subsequent stupid actions are calculated as two and two.
    Therefore, I am proud that I am Russian. Because you can’t understand Russia with your mind. Well, they are not given this.
  79. +1
    April 16 2014 17: 34
    Quote: major071
    Not only the authors of this opus, but also their “puppeteers” would like to better teach the material part and instruction on intelligence. And such slang, which is used in the "super-interception", was used only by the pioneers in the game "Zarnitsa"

    Bravo! good You can’t say better! laughing It seems that in the SBU now there are only amateurs who have recently graduated from school. Or maybe it is, which is not surprising. This is not for you to twist the cows tails. hi

    The fact is that after every change of power there is a purge of loyalty: specialists are pushed onto the street and the stupid but loyal ones are left behind, this is the Ukrainian reality everywhere...
  80. Bold
    +1
    April 16 2014 18: 26
    If you read the Ukrainian media, you will quickly understand that insanity is getting stronger.
  81. 0
    April 16 2014 18: 26
    Mmm, they've arrived... winked
  82. +3
    April 16 2014 19: 07
    inspired by the work of Ukrainian media
  83. +1
    April 16 2014 21: 11
    Guys and girls! I invite everyone to the site http://censor.net.ua/ Registration there is simple, that’s where the real joke is, I’ve been grazing there for a week, I promise adrenaline!
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  85. +2
    April 16 2014 21: 28
    The SBU of Ukraine presented another documentary fact of the participation of the Russian GRU in actions in eastern Ukraine (watch video)
  86. 0
    April 16 2014 23: 06
    By the way, here is Tymoshenko’s page http://www.tymoshenko.ua/ru/article/yulia_tymoshenko_15_04_2014_03 read what she writes. And the comments are very interesting, pay attention to the flags.
  87. 0
    April 16 2014 23: 12
    From the UNA-UNSO website such a gem. Guys write from the "Eastern Front":

    The officers are still on duty, so they don’t suffer, to stand in front of our fighters, eager for combat evidence. Their commands are the order of new idiots, which they really are.
  88. +2
    April 17 2014 00: 04
    Putin reached out, the bloody hand of Moscow in action :-))
  89. w2000
    0
    April 17 2014 01: 44
    The recordings may be very real. But what does the GRU have to do with it? Militias and volunteers from Russia are talking to people from Russia who are helping them.
  90. 0
    April 17 2014 03: 38
    I understood, so, the head of Sru came, gave money and told me to prepare incriminating evidence. These maydauns had no time to think (the money is burning their thighs), so they concocted everything anyhow.
  91. 0
    April 17 2014 04: 17
    Guys! Why are we stooping to the level of banderlogs! Don’t we see that with all this nonsense, normal UkroSMI workers are expressing their attitude towards the junta and what is happening in the country. Well, they can’t openly say: “We are ruled by stupid maydauns,” so they found a way (by the way, a reliable method and proven by Russian journalism in the century before last) to bring everything to the point of absurdity, a stupid person won’t understand, but a smart person will guess. And the fact that Ukrainians are okay with humor is only encouraging.
  92. Kostya pedestrian
    0
    April 17 2014 06: 36
    Probably before Easter the brandite sheep arrived.
    If anyone doesn’t know, in the Wild West it’s customary to burn clemo on cattle. What kind of bad boys are they, they probably hurt their tailbones while they were climbing down from Venus to our Earth. They say they have a volcano there larger than the one on Mars.

    And so that people like Novodvorskaya and Borovoy don’t spoil our brand. I would like to quote a verse that I composed at my own risk about a year ago for our legendary song: Indestructible and legendary!

    I think it's worthy of attention:

    "Again Trotsky and the fleet are winning!
    Black Sea and Northern Fleet.
    Our falcons* fly in the sky,
    And the infantry goes to the West"

    Falcons - in honor of Vasily Stalin's falcons.
    And the words about the infantry are a memory of the feat of those who fell in the first years of the war, heroes like Yakov, Stalin’s first son.
  93. 0
    April 17 2014 11: 54
    On the SBU website, the video is 1.38 long
  94. 0
    April 17 2014 14: 29
    Together with the Ukrainian. the army collapsed and went into oblivion, the “military counter-propaganda” of special companies, which was well-established in Soviet times. And so newcomers to this business simply open Goebbels’s quotation books... Already every day, “pearls” about dozens of spies do not even inspire Eurozombies.
  95. 0
    April 17 2014 18: 37
    As the proverb says: “Like the priest, so is the arrival!”
  96. 0
    April 17 2014 23: 05
    I really felt sorry for our GRU... When I served they didn’t talk like that. Oh, they must have forgotten how! After all, the word “watch” is hard to remember. So many VIPs were taken away in three cars and they didn’t look who it was, and they didn’t take the docks, apparently they chopped everything up with a shredder along with the docks, and they added cabbage to make it so much better!
    WELL, AREN'T YOU MORONS? ANY SANE PERSON WILL IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND THIS BULLSHIT...WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS IT? IF GRU WORKED THERE... IT’S A SORRY THAT IT DOESN’T WORK, IT’S VERY SORRY!
  97. 0
    April 18 2014 04: 51
    Spy of the Special Forces of the GRU of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces "Strelok" received an encrypted message from the Center: "You have a son." A stingy man's tear ran down the scout's cheek, because he had not been home for twenty-three years. soldier
    ...Thank you, good bye hi
    1. 0
      April 18 2014 17: 48
      Quote: tehnoluks
      Spy of the Special Forces of the GRU of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces ... he has not been home for twenty-three years.

      These words alone sound like a joke.
      And so, it’s nice that jokes about Stirlitz are also popular among maydauns.
      Original_
      Stirlitz received an encrypted message from the Center: “You have a son.” A stingy man's tear ran down the scout's cheek, because he had not been home for twenty years.

      Still _
      Walking through the corridors of the Gestapo, Stirlitz noticed the gaze of the SS men and realized that he had been discovered. The only thing he could not understand was what gave him away, either the star of the Hero of the Soviet Union, or the PPSh machine gun hanging on his neck, or the long parachute lines trailing behind his back...
      Quote: tehnoluks
      .Thank you, good bye

      Thank you, goodbye.

      And you need to know how to troll. What can we take from you from the Maidan, except for tests?

      Yes
  98. 0
    April 18 2014 16: 13
    )))))))))))))))

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