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Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?

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The declared Ukrainian “dislike” in relation to everything Russian has become a kind of basis for the policy of the new ukroformate. If some time ago such a “dislike” lurked in the cellars and marshes of western Ukraine and broke through only through “touched” politicians ineptly imitating patriotic feelings, then today it is becoming the “general line” of the ruling class. Although by whom exactly this “class” of political and economic losers (God forbid repetitioners ...) is going to rule, and in which particular direction to realize their far-reaching fantasies? - the majority of Ukrainian citizens cannot understand, that is, those for whom allegedly all these “democratic” transformations are being carried out.


Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?


"Official" Kiev: we will not pay for 1000 cubes for $ 485 gas! Give the gas $ 268! Give credits cheap and different!

Russia: So you didn't pay $ 268 either ... Save up debts then at a contract price. Hey, Europe, if that - look for your gas in Ukrainian storage facilities ...

USA: Arbitrariness! Bacchanalia! Gas blackmail! Return discounts to Ukraine!

Russia: Oops! So you not only listen to other people's conversations, you also read other people's letters. Not good, sir! And about the discounts ... So there is no agreement on navy - no discounts. No payment for gas consumed - no discounts. Learn the materiel. It is the text of an agreement signed with Tymoshenko in 2009, which you can steal in the form of attachments to letters you have already opened.

Communication in this spirit led to the fact that at the Washington G20 summit, to which some, excuse me, shell-shocked did not want to let the Russian delegation, the Russian Finance Minister gave a response to Ukraine - in which case, despite its “dislike” of the Russian Federation, it can still get help from the Russian Federation.
Honestly, when Siluanov only uttered the phrase “possible Russian assistance to Ukraine,” it seemed that there were too many officials in our government who had not been able to do in childhood. However, later the head of the Russian financial department, specifying the terms of assistance, made it clear that, at least, the current "tyatkin work" for him is not in vain ...

So, Anton Siluanov formulated four conditions for the “official” Kiev, the fulfillment of which can lead to the fact that ukrovlasti is expected with complete desire. Here are the conditions.

first: constitutional reform.

After all, it is not at all clear what constitution modern Ukraine lives by. There are two presidents, in May there can be three altogether: Yanukovych, the newly elected one of the 23's, and in the appendage also the acting “self-president” - Mr. Turchinov. The power is appointed from across the ocean through entertainment in the style of “Maidan - for!” The Constitutional Court, which is designed to monitor the implementation of constitutional norms, does not actually work, because there are no norms — there is no work.

Second: to form a government so that it was, quote: "with whom to negotiate."

Actually there is no agreement with anyone. Today’s gathering, which calls itself the Ukrainian government, not only cannot be the subject of negotiations on the most important issues for the state, but cannot be perceived by the government as such, since its approval was held by the “left hind leg” of those who did not and did not have any legitimacy . Maybe it can only rant before Ukrainians and those who sympathize with their beloved overseas about what “intrigues” Russia is building for him, and how it “skillfully overcomes” these intrigues and thorns.

The third:

Legitimization of the situation in Crimea (this is an excerpt from the statement of Siluanov) and the peaceful settlement of all the processes in the south-east of Ukraine. That is, a talk about any kind of help will be conducted only when Kiev stops falling into hysterics about the fact that it did not originally belong to and does not belong today, and when the situation in Donetsk, in Lugansk, Odessa in other cities in the south and south-east of Ukraine is normalized taking into account the views of local residents.

Fourth:

Conduct legitimate presidential elections. Russia, in fact, makes it clear that it is quite ready to consider the election of 25 in May of 2014 in Ukraine as legitimate if they do not turn into another attempt to violate the fundamental rights of the peoples of Ukraine.

Neither of which legitimacy will be discussed if the presidential elections are held in the same way as the “introduction to power” of the current pseudo ministers took place - with maydanirovanii, thugs with Molotov cocktails and firearms, with the suppression of alternative opinion not without the help of fists, fittings , bullets and wild screams in the compartment style for the wildly crazed. But, it seems, without maydaniyu, Kiev already simply does not know how to build political life. The firewood on the Maidan did not burn, did not speak about the “atomic executions” of the Russians, did not jump higher than everyone else - the elections are lost.

Conditions are outlined, signals are given. Is today's Ukraine ready to follow such signals? There is an opinion that no. Not for this, the “maydanists” came to power with the explicit help of Western sponsors in order to take and follow Russia's proposals. They themselves, of course, are well aware that the proposals are constructive, and that for them you can get both saving discounts on gas and loans with sparing interest. But they were collected from the most diverse dusty corners of the Ukrainian political reality in order to do everything not to go closer to Russia. This “power” will, excuse me, eat shit (or rather feed the people), but only to “spite of Russia”.

Siluanov would have put the fifth condition in the form: we don’t want a black one to be president - would find a black man, register as the 24 candidate, and 25 in May would win the first presidential election in Ukraine ... But why look for? The dark-skinned “president” of today's Ukraine has already been found and has been fulfilling his duties for a long time, being far beyond its borders — he will send the rolls, then the others will open letters ... Without his knowledge, Yatsenyuk cannot blink an eye ...



Well, the fact that Russia has finally begun to put forward conditions is certainly correct. After all, while we just, as they say, beat the tails, trying to answer all those insanities that the current ukrovlast gives birth. It is time to move on to pre-emption: if you want to make marasmus the state policy of Ukraine, do it, but only in this case, look for economic support among such idiocy as you yourself if you find it.

In the end, those who want to be at the Ukrainian imperious steering should initially be taught the simple rule: you should learn to take into account the interests of your own people, and not to call the interests of the people that the black “president” sees.
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  1. parusnik
    parusnik April 14 2014 09: 11
    +31
    Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?
    The United States and NATO stand behind them, and American loot must be worked out ...
    1. mirag2
      mirag2 April 14 2014 09: 18
      +20
      Yes, the current government of Ukraine is so without brakes that they will do everything that the State Deputies hinted at.
      After all, Yatsenyuk-Shtatov’s creature.
      1. Denis
        Denis April 14 2014 09: 39
        +41
        Quote: mirag2
        today's government of Ukraine
        1. mirag2
          mirag2 April 14 2014 13: 20
          +3
          If it’s interesting, you can watch an assault on air traffic control in Gorlovka online from a Western resource:
          http://ru.tsn.ua/politika/shturm-otdelenii-milicii-v-gorlovke-onlayn-translyaciy

          a-360530.html
        2. Baloo
          Baloo April 14 2014 17: 57
          +7
          You can only feel sorry for the deceived, who do not know how to independently think and act.
        3. vst6
          vst6 April 14 2014 22: 57
          +2
          You called these fag people.
        4. DanSabaka
          DanSabaka April 15 2014 16: 24
          0
          and at the same time, the number of p.
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        6. IGS
          IGS April 16 2014 17: 15
          0
          After all, Yatsenyuk-Shtatov’s creature.
      2. Arhj
        Arhj April 14 2014 09: 48
        +14
        Yes, everything is like in a joke:
        If a person consists of 80% vitality, then for some it is inhibitory. And in the process of feeling, you begin to understand that someone is specifically under-completed.
        1. GDP
          GDP April 14 2014 10: 58
          +5
          But what about the federalization of Ukraine, but what about the status of the Russian language as a second state? The ban on the glorification of fascism?
          let them add more 5,6 and 7!
          1. Basarev
            Basarev April 14 2014 15: 04
            +5
            We ourselves do not need federalization. We need the South-East, who did not rely on the Maidan heresy and the border along the Dnieper. And the Zapadenskoye wild field concludes at least some kind of bonded agreement with Europe. They understand what an association is, they will understand that it is a member in the European Union-not at all identical concepts, you look, and come to their senses.
            1. Predator
              Predator April 14 2014 20: 14
              +2
              Why along the Dnieper?! Russia within the borders of 1914! Whoever doesn’t like it — hang yourself! We’ll come anyway!
              1. vst6
                vst6 April 14 2014 23: 00
                0
                1914 is cool there Poland and Finland were, 1946 is normal.
      3. vladimirZ
        vladimirZ April 14 2014 10: 00
        +39
        The West will soon diagnose Ukraine and will talk to them differently as soon as Russia begins to supply gas through the pipe in volumes excluding Ukraine.
      4. infinite silence ...
        infinite silence ... April 14 2014 10: 45
        +10
        After all, Yatsenyuk-Shtatov’s creature.


        The gut is thin, but it is straight ...
        ... so much so that every thought as erased ...
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        1. Gloria45
          Gloria45 April 14 2014 12: 34
          +19
          The dark-skinned “president” of present-day Ukraine has already been found and has long been fulfilling his duties, far beyond its borders — he will either send muffins or open strangers letters ... Without his knowledge, Yatsenyuk cannot blink an eye ...
          1. bubalik
            bubalik April 14 2014 12: 38
            +7
            The dark-skinned “president” of present-day Ukraine has already been found and has long been fulfilling his duties, far beyond its borders — he will either send muffins or open strangers letters ... Without his knowledge, Yatsenyuk cannot blink an eye ...
            ,, download Senya, download ,,, lol
          2. PATTIY
            PATTIY April 14 2014 19: 05
            +2
            Selling tv.AR! Burn him in ADU and all his v. Geeks.
          3. dmitriygorshkov
            dmitriygorshkov April 14 2014 20: 35
            +3
            Quote:
            "Deal for the sale of the Motherland"

            The whole tragedy of the situation is that these creatures have NO homeland!
            And those who think that she (the Motherland) have them, carry out crazy directions of these mongrels!
            1. vst6
              vst6 April 14 2014 23: 03
              0
              And the coolest say in Yatsenyuk's sister in Russia live with his family.
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    2. RussianRu
      RussianRu April 14 2014 09: 27
      +15
      The United States and NATO stand behind them, and American loot must be worked out ...

      They seized power and sponsorship ended. Salvage, now you need not work out and earn. How? They don’t know.))))))))))
      1. Canep
        Canep April 14 2014 09: 55
        +22
        Quote: Russian
        Salvage, now you need not work out and earn.

        Any of the most odious nationalists in the situation that has now developed in Ukraine would have to meet Russia, if at all it values ​​itself, its power, and its country (but also a nationalist), because Russia offers the most favorable conditions, with autonomy of SEU it was possible to put up (to the nationalist) until the country began to independently solve its financial problems. But those that are now at the helm they are not nationalists, but rabid Russophobes on the salary of the United States. The nationalist - for the success of his nation, which would be envious of others, Russophobes - they are ready to eat themselves and they would feed the whole country if only the Russians were worse.
        In short, the government of Ukraine (the present) is the traitors of the people of Ukraine and Ukrainians, first of all, but they cannot be nationalists either.
        1. I read the news
          I read the news April 14 2014 10: 17
          +8
          The tragicomic situation is that the junta nationalists were shot.
          1. GDP
            GDP April 14 2014 11: 00
            +5
            The tragicomic situation is that the junta nationalists were shot.

            Eh, no - only one of them as an indicative measure, so that the Nazis remember who they serve ....
            The rest are free and with weapons ...
          2. Alekseev
            Alekseev April 14 2014 12: 51
            +10
            Quote: I readNews
            The tragicomic situation is that the junta nationalists were shot.

            Shaw Usih?
            There is still not a "plowed field" how much to shoot! yes
        2. ele1285
          ele1285 April 14 2014 10: 55
          +12
          Quote: Canep
          Any of the most odious nationalists in the situation that has now developed in Ukraine should have gone to meet Russia, if at all he values ​​himself, his power, and his country (but a nationalist)

          Sergei, you probably do not quite understand the ukronatsiks. For them there is no concept of Homeland, there is Ukraine and no Ukraine. Their homeland or the village where they grew up, the rest depends on the appetites of Yarosh, Farion and other abominations.
          They will tell them tomorrow that the Urals were "opened" by the svidomye, so they will start yelling that it was so, give us back the Russian Carpathians.
          There are more second year students than those who graduated from school.
        3. yastr
          yastr April 14 2014 17: 48
          +2
          There are no nationalists, there are only Russophobes.
        4. PATTIY
          PATTIY April 14 2014 19: 10
          0
          Quote: Canep
          In short, the government of Ukraine (present) is the traitors of the people of Ukraine and Ukrainians

          Did you just find out about this? :))))
          and the present and the former, and even before them = TRADERS and SELLERS OF UKRAINE!
        5. dmitriygorshkov
          dmitriygorshkov April 14 2014 20: 38
          +2
          Quote: Canep
          and such as they can not be nationalists.

          And unfortunately they are not nationalists, they are Nazis!
          1. Ensiferum
            Ensiferum April 24 2014 18: 02
            0
            That's it. Bandera from UNA-UNSO, direct followers of the ideas and affairs of the OUN-UPA, from which it follows that they fall under the prohibitions of the Nuremberg Tribunal.
    3. Civil
      Civil April 14 2014 09: 33
      +4
      No Ukrainian government can fulfill such conditions ...
      1. RussianRu
        RussianRu April 14 2014 09: 48
        +9
        Different government, different conditions. Only the IMF has one condition for everyone,
        -increase in tariffs.
        1. Maximxnumx
          Maximxnumx April 14 2014 17: 53
          +2
          Quote: Russian
          Different government, different conditions. Only the IMF has one condition for everyone,
          -increase in tariffs.

          But is this not an economic blackmail? Or now the requirement to fulfill contractual obligations is economic blackmail
      2. COLUN
        COLUN April 14 2014 09: 49
        +3
        It can, can ...
        You just have to squeeze!
        And when they are done, here it will be possible to exhale - I did everything right!
      3. densh
        densh April 14 2014 10: 59
        +21
        Quote: Civil
        No Ukrainian government can fulfill such conditions ...

        In the Kiev junta, and so the situation is nowhere worse. They already have a "thoroughly obscene" attitude, not only in the South-East, but even among those who pushed them "to the kingdom."
        There is nowhere to go further, since all their promises turned into empty chatter. Here Avakov promised to shoot himself if Slavyansk is not taken by 24-00 13.04-time has long passed, and the "client" is still alive. Piz .... ly, in one word ...
        1. Turkir
          Turkir April 14 2014 13: 02
          +3
          In a word, yes. Yarosh promised to take revenge on Avakyan, bring Yaytsenyukh to Europe, Avakyan to shoot himself ..
          I know for sure: we will not promise them anything
          1. ele1285
            ele1285 April 14 2014 16: 31
            0
            Quote: Turkir
            we will not promise them anything

            For a second I would become president, I would make one decision, not an improvement in life, not the castration of oligarchs, if they are in the anus on the Maidan.
        2. wandlitz
          wandlitz April 14 2014 18: 03
          +3
          There was a similar case with us. On the rails, one person promised to lie down.
          1. vst6
            vst6 April 14 2014 23: 05
            +1
            I confirm already ............
    4. 225chay
      225chay April 14 2014 09: 38
      +4
      Quote: parusnik
      Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?


      The legs of Ukraine are moved by the Yankees from Fashington
    5. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 14 2014 09: 51
      +20
      Damn, the cookies are cool in the photo. Our confectioners need to release a batch of these and send them to Kiev in the form of charitable help. Let them chew laughing
      1. Canep
        Canep April 14 2014 09: 57
        +4
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Damn, in the photo are cool cookies
        And I’d buy myself such - cool!, Where is it interesting to sell?
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov April 14 2014 10: 06
          +5
          Quote: Canep
          And I’d buy myself such - cool !,

          Eat liver "For Merit" From the State Department laughing Better send to Maidan with the inscription-for Turchinov and Yaytsenyuk.
          1. Canep
            Canep April 14 2014 10: 29
            +1
            Ukrainians work for us from Dnepropetrovsk, they would treat them for fun laughing , well, I’d chop it myself, if tasty of course. laughing
          2. Morgan
            Morgan April 14 2014 13: 58
            0
            Eat delicious - do not wear on your chest :-) !!!!
          3. Vasyan1971
            Vasyan1971 April 14 2014 23: 09
            0
            So their taste is probably unbelievable. Although in stock (g ... but it can be of different types).
        2. Tersky
          Tersky April 14 2014 12: 42
          +2
          Quote: Canep
          I’d buy myself such - cool!, where is it interesting to sell?

          belay ..., it's not a secret for a long time, the State Department there long ago opened a lump on the Maidan, and the "barmaid" - Nordlandlaughing
        3. Nonik
          Nonik April 15 2014 17: 24
          0
          Quote: Canep
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Damn, in the photo are cool cookies.
          And I’d buy myself such - cool!, Where is it interesting to sell?

          They are with rapeseed oil, I do not advise, i.e. the cheapest.
          PS It's a shame that "Jubilee", which is in colorful packs, is also filled with rapeseed oil. Well, how can you? .. recourse
    6. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker April 14 2014 11: 03
      +7
      Quote: parusnik
      The United States and NATO stand behind them, and American loot must be worked out ...

      Amerovsky doctor prescribed the "Syrian scenario" for Ukraine as a recipe for a complete recovery in economics and politics ...
    7. Fin
      Fin April 14 2014 11: 31
      +2
      Quote: parusnik
      Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?

      Now just in the Southeast, an operation is being carried out to enforce the conditions.
      1. cumastra1
        cumastra1 April 14 2014 18: 28
        +2
        I liked the picture. there will be freedom - and they built a pigsty, we’ll put corrupt people, but for now only dill .... set real tasks!
      2. cumastra1
        cumastra1 April 14 2014 18: 28
        0
        I liked the picture. there will be freedom - and they built a pigsty, we’ll put corrupt people, but for now only dill .... set real tasks!
    8. vst6
      vst6 April 14 2014 22: 56
      0
      And why pay, because America does not give money, but is the guarantor that Ukraine if it finds a fool who lends, it will possibly repay this debt. According to their legislation, they should not be loot such as Ukraine to give.
    9. DedaSascha
      DedaSascha April 15 2014 17: 58
      0
      Under the current regime - for nothing! On the contrary, everything will break out and some kind of filth will figure it out. It’s not they who decide, but their owners.
  2. Energy
    Energy April 14 2014 09: 15
    +36
    I was taught at school - not black, but black. Why be ashamed of that? What was bad about Soviet education? What is political correctness? Why is the word "nigger" - bad? Didn't Mark Twain, the classic of American literature, have this word in his works?
    Speak easier - The US President is a Negro.
    1. desant_doktor
      desant_doktor April 14 2014 09: 22
      +8
      Agatha Christie's book "Ten Little Indians" was renamed in English-speaking countries. According to the English will "Ten little niggers". Here, [censored], political correctness ...
    2. vezunchik
      vezunchik April 14 2014 09: 22
      +11
      and hollow ... nigga. Forgot the dolls ?? And how did the Soviet people defend them ???
    3. serega.fedotov
      serega.fedotov April 14 2014 09: 34
      +8
      Quote: Energetic
      I was taught at school - not black, but black. Why be ashamed of that? What was bad about Soviet education? What is political correctness? Why is the word "nigger" - bad? Didn't Mark Twain, the classic of American literature, have this word in his works?
      Speak easier - The US President is a Negro.

      In my opinion, the Negro-definition of a race, for example, as Slavin, and by definition, CANNOT be an insult! But the African-American is a typical insult, because it means: ABNORMAL American!
      1. ermolai
        ermolai April 14 2014 20: 14
        +1
        and in Africa, who if not blacks?
    4. shibi
      shibi April 14 2014 09: 49
      +32
      1. Basarev
        Basarev April 14 2014 15: 11
        0
        She is mumbled! It’s not to the face of a Russian man to dirty his hands with foreign nonsense!
        1. The point
          The point April 14 2014 15: 51
          +5
          Quote: Basarev
          It is not to the face of a Russian man to dirty his hands with foreign nonsense!

          No, it's a trophy. soldier
    5. alauda1038
      alauda1038 April 14 2014 10: 36
      +7
      In RUSSIA, in relation to black immigrants from Africa, two words were used: Arap or Negro
      1. nika407
        nika407 April 14 2014 13: 28
        +2
        Quote: alauda1038
        In RUSSIA, in relation to black immigrants from Africa, two words were used: Arap or Negro
        Hence the conclusion: Obama is arap
        1. Igool
          Igool April 17 2014 01: 15
          0
          Well, no. Arap of Peter the Great is the black ancestor of our greatest poet A.S. Pushkin. And Obama is just a negro. So it happened to us, so be it in the future. Well, I'm not a supporter of political correctness ...
      2. PATTIY
        PATTIY April 14 2014 19: 17
        +2
        Quote: alauda1038
        people from Africa used the two words Arap or Negro

        Yeah, a black man and a black man in Africa!
        what offenses to us? Let the pin.sy know - the Negro rules them! and that's it!
    6. serge
      serge April 14 2014 12: 16
      +1
      And why a black man, not a black man? This is absolutely nonsense and a mockery of the Russian language. It would also be interesting to know how dark ....
    7. nika407
      nika407 April 14 2014 13: 27
      0
      What in Russian sounds like "black" in English is black, that is, "black". So they are being escaped, how to call black white.
    8. Morgan
      Morgan April 14 2014 14: 02
      +5
      You can’t get a homosexual right, you have to say a sexual minority, and oligophrenic - an intellectual majority. wassat
      Moderators, do not mock - the word 'd.u.r, y.k. it's just a more understandable form of diagnosis of oligophrenia laughing
    9. sso-xnumx
      sso-xnumx April 14 2014 15: 34
      +5
      Under the new rules of political correctness and multiculturalism, the scientific definition of "Black Hole" should be read "African American Hole" ...
    10. Maximxnumx
      Maximxnumx April 14 2014 17: 58
      0
      Quote: Energetic
      I was taught at school - not black, but black. Why be ashamed of that? What was bad about Soviet education? What is political correctness? Why is the word "nigger" - bad? Didn't Mark Twain, the classic of American literature, have this word in his works?
      Speak easier - The US President is a Negro.

      it turns out that the name of the whole race is not politically correct. rave. we must call a spade a spade. and then the West has played, it seems, in political correctness. Maidan in Kiev cannot be called extremist, terrorist, encroaching on the legitimate, elected by the people, the Maidan, on the contrary, is an expression of the people's will, and the protests of the population in the southeast are separatist actions, encroachment on "legitimate government" and so on and so forth ...
    11. samoletil18
      samoletil18 April 14 2014 20: 28
      0
      Quote: Energetic
      I was taught at school - not black, but black. Why be ashamed of that? What was bad about Soviet education? What is political correctness? Why is the word "nigger" - bad? Didn't Mark Twain, the classic of American literature, have this word in his works?
      Speak easier - The US President is a Negro.

      No need to dirty the race, whose representative played "Akim" and voiced a donkey in "Shrek", became the greatest football player, reads rap ... Or is it not Obamenko?
  3. andrey903
    andrey903 April 14 2014 09: 19
    +14
    Ukraine loves Russian free gas and bad loans
    1. Yurban
      Yurban April 14 2014 17: 29
      0
      Yes, this is all understandable, but this is a game of snoring, everything is fine, at the same time, you need something, they are afraid. Anyone who played snoring will understand this.
  4. Biolant
    Biolant April 14 2014 09: 22
    +14
    Soon the presidents will be salted in a barrel.
    1. Canep
      Canep April 14 2014 10: 07
      +6
      Quote: Biolant
      Soon the presidents will be salted in a barrel.
      Hopefully gutted forward.
  5. miasoman
    miasoman April 14 2014 09: 23
    +9
    For example, Siluanov would have put forward the fifth condition in the form: do not want the president of Ukraine to be dark-skinned - to find a dark-skinned person, register as the 24th candidate, and on May 25 he would win the presidential election in Ukraine in the first round ...

    And if so? "In no case should Vladimir Putin become the President of Ukraine" .. you look and get elected! laughing
  6. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 April 14 2014 09: 25
    +12
    from the Don.
    Do not go to the grandmother behind the back of Kiev looking out to the grandmother! So let them give pennies to the maydauns. And after the liberation of the YuVU, we will have someone to help!
    1. Afinogen
      Afinogen April 14 2014 09: 38
      +2
      Quote: borisjdin1957
      And after the liberation of SEU, there will be someone to help us!


      This is understandable, but that the rest of Ukrainians do not include the brain, what they are going to do next, because the economic collapse is already tomorrow. They don’t really think about what will happen tomorrow, or they believe in Western help. So after all, IF they give it (which I personally doubt), they will strip the people more than they will.
      1. Anper
        Anper April 14 2014 09: 47
        +4
        Quote: Athenogen
        so believe in western help.

        They believe in our memory. As they also believe, the crisis in Ukraine provoked Russia, that Russian saboteurs go with Russian passports and with stripes of sabotage troops of Russia.
        1. stalkerwalker
          stalkerwalker April 14 2014 11: 07
          +5
          Quote: Anper
          They believe in our memory. As they also believe, the crisis in Ukraine provoked Russia, that Russian saboteurs go with Russian passports and with stripes of sabotage troops of Russia.

          And why were all Russian channels turned off?
          The negative is absorbed much better than the positive. That is how man is made. Everyone knows that saying "Sugar" a hundred times won't make your mouth sweeter. And if a person is told "Pig" a hundred times, then he (the person) grunts. What we observe ...
      2. nika407
        nika407 April 14 2014 13: 31
        +1
        Quote: Athenogen
        This is understandable, but that the rest of Ukrainians do not include the brain, what are they going to do next,

        The brain has long been dissolved in the Maidan compote and successfully excreted from the body naturally.
      3. densh
        densh April 14 2014 13: 49
        +7
        Quote: Athenogen
        This is understandable, but that other Ukrainians do not include the brain,
        1. vst6
          vst6 April 14 2014 23: 13
          0
          The most offensive is that ordinary people are treated like this by the Ukrainian media that our friends in Ukraine write to us that we are to blame for everything, we are preparing aggression against Ukraine, we are meddling in their internal affairs. and gathered to fight with us .....
  7. Platov
    Platov April 14 2014 09: 35
    +2
    The authorities of the outskirts know that they are at an impasse, that they received a full 3.14th. They still don’t get how Russia could have done this without asking permission from the regional committee.
  8. tokin1959
    tokin1959 April 14 2014 09: 36
    +12
    and 1000 cubic meters of gas at $ 485 will not pay! Give the gas $ 268!


    and for what such a discount was? for the Black Sea Fleet and Russian military bases in Crimea.
    do you want a discount? Military bases should now be in Odessa and Nikolaev))) and you will have a discount)))
  9. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya April 14 2014 09: 41
    +3
    Siluanov determined the conditions of economic assistance not to the Ukrainian impostors-puppets, but to their masters, whose dreams are an attempt to blame the problems of Ukraine on Russia! So gentlemen are good, as they say: "they did not live richly and do not get used to it," they themselves piled a bunch and "eat" themselves. And we ourselves still have where to spend our money and we will solve it without your prompts! Something very " turned white "your dark-skinned president, when he found out how much Russia" boosted "into the economy of Ukraine - he has no such money (and no one will give it to him, business and anything personal" Bolivar will not be lucky for two ")!
  10. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil April 14 2014 09: 41
    +33
    Yes, what kind of elections? Is there a uniform mess going on, how can elections be held in the conditions of Chaos? What will be their legitimacy? Ukraine will turn into a passage yard where various forces will roam. Until there is a person who can bring Ukraine to order with a hard hand .
    1. 16112014nk
      16112014nk April 14 2014 18: 47
      +2
      Well done! Cool movie!
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    3. PATTIY
      PATTIY April 14 2014 19: 23
      +1
      Oh thank you! Very smiled! laughing
  11. bucha12
    bucha12 April 14 2014 09: 42
    +51
    Putin's Silence (play)

    Everything is on the stage, except the Most Darkest. He is busy, drinks tea with bagels, and watches with curiosity the motive ...

    Merkel: Well, is he silent?
    Hollande: The damned is silent!
    Merkel: Can you call yourself?
    Hollande: Barack called. He demanded to withdraw the troops from the border ...
    Merkel: And he?
    Hollande: And He said that he would take it even now ... To Alaska!
    Merkel: Barack agreed?
    Hollande: Thinking ...
    Merkel About the troops?
    Hollande: About the fact that for five billion I bought a sickly smut.

    Rogozin (talking on the phone): Houston, Houston, you have a problem! And it’s me, Rogozin, who is unauthorized, I’m calling ... Yes ... No, we will deliver rocket engines to you ... We do not refuse that you ... Only along with warheads and your own move ... What are you shouting there? Alarm? No, my friend, this is not Alarm, it’s a joke so far ... Learn Russian to understand humor ...
  12. ysychyov
    ysychyov April 14 2014 09: 42
    +4
    “Well, and the fact that Russia finally began to put forward conditions is certainly correct. After all, so far we just, as they say, beat the tails, trying to respond to all those insanities that the current ukrovlast gives birth to. It's time to start preempting : if you want to make marasmus the state policy of Ukraine, do it, but in this case look for only economic support among such senile people as yourself, if you find it. " LET'S LEARN!
  13. bucha12
    bucha12 April 14 2014 09: 42
    +43
    NATO Secretary General Rasmussen: We firmly stated that we are stopping all cooperation with Russia! We leave only transit through Ulyanovsk.
    Rogozin: In what!
    Rasmussen: In Ulyanovsk, we are not cooperating with Russia, but with the Ministry of Transport. And these are different things! We did not impose sanctions against the Ministry of Transport ...
    Rogozin: Well, that’s you coolly twisted! Strong move, inspire! I don’t really know where to go ...

    Miller enters. Softly sings
    Miller: Oh, how many I killed, how many pipes I cut, how many valves I screwed up ... (Addresses Yatsenyuk, joyfully) Hello, eared! There are two news for you and both are bad! The first is gas!
    Yatsenyuk: And the second?
    Miller: Bandera, don’t come, don’t put things in order ... So pay for gas, lackey!
    Yatsenyuk: Yak not come? And hto come?
    Polar fox (affectionately): Hello! Nothing that I got earlier?
    Miller: Uh! Uh! Not to us! Look (points to Yatsenyuk) to the comrades!
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  15. bucha12
    bucha12 April 14 2014 09: 43
    +26
    Russian Radio: At the request of Lesha Miller, for his friend Senya we transmit the song: “Yesterday, because of the doubloons of gold, three villains were turned up in the river, but not enough: there were four!”

    Merkel (Tymoshenko): You have grown fat darling! Now Putin, in the literal sense, will be able to put a bullet in the Ukraine!
    Julia: Do you think he was offended? Well, to my innocent joke about the atomic gun?

    Two appear in black pairs, with tailor's meters, dexterously measure Julia ...
    First: Record - ninety and a half meters ... Something has opened it, not childishly ... It will be necessary to do wider ...
    Second: Bullshit, dry out!
    Yulia: Gentlemen, is it possible to postpone the fitting? You, as I understand it, from Pierre Corden?
    First: Well, almost ... We are from Semen Bezenchuk ... You muddied such intrigue here that we, just in case, decided to take off the sizes!

    Yatsenyuk; We came up with a brilliant scheme! We borrow from Russia two billion and pay for gas ...
    Miller: No, well, well done! Specific things to offer! Are you bored with anything in this logical construction? Who invented the combination?
    Yatsenyuk: Our Minister of Energy Sold.
    Andris Bērziшš: Ekka Nevid-a-a-l, we have all the mine-s-s-pro-o-o-o-dans ...
    Lukashenko: But shaw, we’d also bought a couple of your minstries ... This, like her, Estvan, to the prime minister ...
    Lavrov: Nakoy?
    Lukashenko (severely): It hurts terribly! We will personify the bestial face of Western democatia! Every day ... In the central square from eight to five ... At the same time drive pigeons away from the monuments ...
    Lavrov: Take a psaku ...
    Lukashenko: Neither ... We don’t need dogs ... We would be a woman more terrible ... (Looks appraisingly at Tymoshenko)
    Julia: And you there too! You are ... Run into ... Look at me!
    Lukashenko: What have I not seen there? Also me, Sasha Gray ... shame!
  16. Kazakh
    Kazakh April 14 2014 09: 43
    +13
    For the sake of Hochma, Siluanov would have put forth the fifth condition in the form: we don’t want a dark-skinned president of Ukraine - would have found a black,
    Of course a black man is cool, even without jumping it’s clear that it’s not mo.kal laughing
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  19. bucha12
    bucha12 April 14 2014 09: 44
    +33
    Lech Walesa: And I propose to judge him!
    Merkel: Obama or something?
    Walesa: Putin!
    Ominous silence. Everyone is looking at him ...
    Hollande: Who is this at all?
    Merkel: The Nobel laureate from this ... Geographical misunderstanding ...
    Hollande: From Guadeloupe?
    Merkel: Well, not to the same extent! From Poland! (Valence) You really do not understand the essence of the problem. The main thing, after all, is not to arrange Strasbourg for Putin ... The main thing is to hide when he will arrange for us Nuremberg ... However, fools have their own god! On, (holds out the phone) ... Call ... You yourself can offer him to appear for trial.
    Walesa: Ale ... Ale ... This is Walesa ... Actually Lech, well, well ... let Loch, if you insist ... Why am I calling: you know that all of Europe has united against Russia ... Are you not afraid? So ... now I will write it down (reaches into my pocket for a notebook) I write it down ... (conscientiously, sticking out my tongue, creaks with a pen in the booklet) Check: "We have already encountered a united Europe ... Gee-Gee ... in 1812 and 1941. This should be scary for you ! .... And tell these idiots, let them not call any more. I have no time to talk to them ... Yopta ... I wrote them letters. ”Is that correct?




    Hollande: What morons does he mean?
    Merkel: Apparently ... Whoever receives the letters will ...

    Pechkin enters with a bundle of envelopes
    Pechkin: It's me, postman Pechkin, I brought you letters ...

    Obama grabs an envelope from Pechkin’s hands, tears it open and begins to read hastily.

    Pechkin: Hey, monkey! Well, give me the letter! It is not written to you! Whose animal? He urgently needs to be handed over to the clinic ... For experiments!
    Obama (joyfully): And why were you scared? He writes: “it must be solved by peaceful means” ... So, today no one will be hanged! (Universal sigh of relief) ... Well, except Mishiko ...
    Saakashvili: Wah !!!
    Obama: Afraid of our sanctions !!! What did I tell you !? America and the European Union are a great force! And Russia is a small regional superpower needed by nobody ...

    The spirit of Winton Churchill: I can not predict the actions of Russia. This is a puzzle wrapped in mystery, wrapped in a riddle ...
    A curtain
    1. podpolkovnik
      podpolkovnik April 14 2014 10: 30
      +30
      Quote: bucha12
      Pechkin: Hey, monkey! Well, give me the letter! It is not written to you! Whose animal? He urgently needs to be handed over to the clinic ... For experiments!
      1. The point
        The point April 14 2014 15: 59
        +2
        so he, it turns out, is still Reagan’s extortion!
      2. PATTIY
        PATTIY April 14 2014 20: 30
        0
        I did it :)))) why? why be the president to have so much ga!
        And the whole WORLD sees this!
    2. predator.3
      predator.3 April 14 2014 10: 45
      +6
      Valery, have you tried yourself in drama? Such a talent disappears! hi The above work can be profitably pushed to KVN-schiki! good
    3. Stalingradec
      Stalingradec April 14 2014 21: 32
      0
      Just a finished play. laughing In what theater are you going to put!
  20. ipshum
    ipshum April 14 2014 09: 50
    +11
    The near future. Glacial period.
    Do we have gas in our apartment?
    No, son, it's fantastic!
    Is there coal?
    Not. Uncle miner from the Donbass showed where his hand grows.
  21. zzzeka
    zzzeka April 14 2014 09: 50
    +6
    In this vein, it was necessary to speak for 23 years, and not to encourage the feeding of banderlogs and the creation of the current situation.
  22. GRune
    GRune April 14 2014 09: 51
    +24
    Sorry for Darth Vader removed from the presidential race ... Obviously scared that he would win.
    1. ipshum
      ipshum April 14 2014 10: 14
      +10
      He did not declare the Death Star.
    2. Ensiferum
      Ensiferum April 24 2014 18: 16
      0
      Probably the Death Star has not been declared, so they removed it.
  23. Ddhal
    Ddhal April 14 2014 09: 53
    +1
    Waiting for the manifestation of any common sense from Kiev puppets is pointless. Before bursting, the condom swells for a very long time
  24. leon17
    leon17 April 14 2014 09: 55
    +1
    They will not do anything! Because then they will be judged for crimes.
  25. ZU-23
    ZU-23 April 14 2014 10: 00
    +4
    We are waiting for those who will rule Ukraine, then we will draw conclusions who will listen to whom, but the junta will not turn on the rear, at the moment its salvation is at least federalization, then people will calm down and will be occupied with their own regions, and they will already be engaged in the junta will practically not give a damn, like the word Ukraine.
  26. mamont5
    mamont5 April 14 2014 10: 00
    +6
    "Official Kiev: we will not pay for 1000 cubic meters of gas at $ 485! Give gas at $ 268!"

    Traded. They are already willing to pay $ 386. And where are they going from the submarine?
  27. Name
    Name April 14 2014 10: 06
    +13
    I really want to to survivewhole right sector what wouldNERVES NORMAL PEOPLE DID NOT LOSE.
    1. Manul
      Manul April 14 2014 13: 34
      +6
      It’s time to present Churkina to the state award. And after decoupling the situation with the Outskirts, you can and will once again be awarded.
      1. densh
        densh April 14 2014 13: 58
        +12
        Quote: Manul
        It’s time to present Churkina to the state award. And after decoupling the situation with the Outskirts, you can and will once again be awarded.

        I agree, although I am not a citizen of Russia (I hope so far). Your current Foreign Ministry officials are just great. These are not Shivardnadze and not Borkin's lackeys who could only say "yes". The concept of "no" has returned to Russian diplomacy. good
        I take off my hat as a sign of sincere respect, hi
        1. Nils bor
          Nils bor April 15 2014 11: 38
          +1
          I also hope "bye".
      2. PATTIY
        PATTIY April 14 2014 20: 35
        +1
        Quote: Manul
        Churkina time to submit to the state award

        +++ could not poison his snake :))))
        Exposure and calm - iron!
        1. Manul
          Manul April 15 2014 02: 58
          0
          Quote: PATTIY
          +++ could not poison his snake :))))
          Exposure and calm - iron!

          I still have before his eyes his talk about Iraq and Georgia .. It's a flint, not a person. I have a feeling of admiration for his incredible stamina and endurance before the wild, cynical, unbridled aggression of the West against our country, and against him as a representative of our power. Oplot before the whole world for our country. One against all. Vitaliy Ivanovich! We are with you !!!
          1. Nonik
            Nonik April 15 2014 17: 41
            0
            Quote: Manul
            I still have before his eyes his talk about Iraq and Georgia .. It's a flint, not a person. I have a feeling of admiration for his incredible stamina and endurance before the wild, cynical, unbridled aggression of the West against our country, and against him as a representative of our power. Oplot before the whole world for our country. One against all. Vitaliy Ivanovich! We are with you !!!

            We also have a permanent representative to the EU, I forgot my name .. He says no worse, but somehow in the shade, because The UN is bigger and more important. In general, I think we have many good diplomats and everyone is just happy to express the patriotic point of view of a strong Russia. Remember the recent flare of telephone conversations of our diplomats in Africa, they also tried wink
  28. Dejavu
    Dejavu April 14 2014 10: 06
    +2
    When will our Vladimir make a knight move to the Dnieper and along the Dnieper?
  29. Klim2011
    Klim2011 April 14 2014 10: 11
    +11
    Will Ukraine fulfill the conditions? Will execute.
    Either the Kiev government goes to federalization, or they begin to shoot the people of the Southeast with troops (self-defense, the right to secrets, etc.). In the second option, the Russian Federation will send troops to restore constitutional order i.e. The same federalization.
  30. Little Muck
    Little Muck April 14 2014 10: 16
    +10
    The current junta has already announced a satisfying price of $ 386. But everyone understands that this is nonsense and empty talk about anything. There is a puff of time.
    No concessions in price, but on the contrary its complete shutdown.
    Stopping industry will help people quickly realize the pernicious nature of the junta.
    1. Turkir
      Turkir April 14 2014 13: 33
      +1
      All the time I write about this - turn off the gas. Too much they stole it and our money.
  31. Sergo Chita
    Sergo Chita April 14 2014 10: 25
    +6
    Be silent, shameful Europe and do not shake your rights!
    You are just an ass in Russia, but you think that your head!
    F.I. Tyutchev .. (1867 year)
    1. xbhxbr-777
      xbhxbr-777 April 14 2014 10: 43
      +3
      Here Tyutchev, he already knew then that Europe is an ASS !!!
  32. andj61
    andj61 April 14 2014 10: 37
    +2
    There is nothing to negotiate with the current government in Ukraine. Everything can be negotiated with Washington.
  33. xbhxbr-777
    xbhxbr-777 April 14 2014 10: 42
    +2
    The people, ordinary people, will have a hard time, but there is no other way, they must go to the end, or their lives will be worse than slavery, they need to win, and Russia needs help, at least as Europe helps! Why can they, but we can’t! angry
  34. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 14 2014 10: 54
    +12
    Ukraine, in fact, is already bankrupt - economic for sure. Political - when the junta came to power, definitely. Ukraine fell into a quagmire into which its overseas puppeteers led, and any of its movements lead to the fact that it is plunging deeper and deeper into the quagmire. But Russia stands next to the saving hook, and whether Ukraine lives or not depends entirely on Russia, only Ukraine does not understand this.
  35. valday
    valday April 14 2014 11: 02
    +3
    No one will do anything until a sane leadership comes to power. And this is unlikely in the near future.
    1. sovety
      sovety April 14 2014 12: 05
      +2
      Well, why? If everything goes further as it is now, then a new (a little forgotten for 23 years) leadership will come.
      laughing
  36. Sergo Chita
    Sergo Chita April 14 2014 11: 03
    0
    Webcam works
    Slavyansk - SBU building

    http://webcam.scs.com.ua/europe/ukraine/slavyansk/zdanie-sbu/
  37. MolGro
    MolGro April 14 2014 11: 06
    +19
    Will not fulfill, what difference is torn Ukraine !!
    1. tokin1959
      tokin1959 April 14 2014 12: 50
      +2
      exactly)))
      a plus)))
  38. cerbuk6155
    cerbuk6155 April 14 2014 11: 17
    +2
    Quote: tokin1959
    and 1000 cubic meters of gas at $ 485 will not pay! Give the gas $ 268!


    and for what such a discount was? for the Black Sea Fleet and Russian military bases in Crimea.
    do you want a discount? Military bases should now be in Odessa and Nikolaev))) and you will have a discount)))

    No, money in the morning chairs in the evening. They will slander us, etc. and we will give more money. Where would I find such fools. So look for fools on the field of miracles. negative laughing
  39. sovety
    sovety April 14 2014 12: 02
    +2
    Quote: parusnik
    Will Ukraine fulfill Russian conditions?
    The United States and NATO stand behind them, and American loot must be worked out ...

    Yes "for them", but not "for them". hi
  40. Ross
    Ross April 14 2014 12: 10
    +2
    Quote: mirag2
    Yes, the current government of Ukraine is so without brakes that they will do everything that the State Deputies hinted at.
    After all, Yatsenyuk-Shtatov’s creature.

    And not only Yatsenyuk. Today, Poroshenko-Yatsenyuk-Nalivaychenko, under the leadership of the US State Department and the CIA. The force cover is Yarosh and the SBU. Pawns for shelling Avakov and Turchinov. A lady with a scythe is taken into circulation so that her game does not lead through Avakov-Turchinov.
  41. Semenov
    Semenov April 14 2014 12: 59
    0
    If the special operation is unsuccessful, the current government in Ukraine is lying on the floor. It is unclear why there are so few "gifted" people like Lenin, the former ambassador Zurabov clearly looked in the house ... and did not receive a salary for anything.
    1. densh
      densh April 14 2014 14: 07
      0
      Quote: Semenov
      If the special operation is unsuccessful, the current government in Ukraine is lying on the floor. It is unclear why there are so few "gifted" people like Lenin, the former ambassador Zurabov clearly looked in the house ... and did not receive a salary for anything.

      I’m wondering, is Zurabov to blame for not providing the junta with specialists and should be punished for this? And I, a sinner, thought that the US State Department was responsible for this. And it smells like ... what Clinic
  42. Turkir
    Turkir April 14 2014 13: 34
    +1
    Zurabov is ... There are no words.
  43. Morgan
    Morgan April 14 2014 14: 18
    0
    Even in Alaska, a referendum must be held - also, after all, the Russian land. And support the patriots ... TANKS! .. AND YARS! ..
  44. Black
    Black April 14 2014 14: 22
    0
    Whether the conditions are met, no. Definitely not. Why have you started all the badi? To make an arrangement?
    They need 10-20 corpses from the "guard" in Slavyansk, in Gorlovka ... They can hit some village on the border, blaming everything on the "bloody Putin regime" - and they will not present proof, so the "democratic west" is sure in advance ... They will do everything to drag NATO into Ukraine.
    One hope for the army, if only it would not smear itself in the blood ... or even then it would have to go all the way.
  45. Kibl
    Kibl April 14 2014 14: 58
    0
    Unscrew the valve so that the thread is ripped off, then we’ll spoil it like a garni.
  46. wax
    wax April 14 2014 15: 06
    +3
    On May 9, Victory Day, mass festivities should take place in Kiev, and let the Kiev junta and its thugs not appear on the streets of Kiev.
  47. sv68
    sv68 April 14 2014 15: 50
    0
    they want to, they’ll take off their pants. They already realized that apart from us, they won’t give them a damn either. They’ll poke around, but they’ll run to Russia more than once
  48. sv68
    sv68 April 14 2014 15: 51
    0
    they’d like to take off their pants. They already realized that apart from us, they won’t give them a damn too. They’ll poke around, but they’ll run to Russia more than once.
  49. mig31
    mig31 April 14 2014 16: 20
    +1
    Next winter, all of Europe will ride around the fires, cursing the Maiduns and their politicians ...
    1. Yurban
      Yurban April 14 2014 17: 45
      0
      Well done, but that's not what the conversation is about.
  50. Indifferent
    Indifferent April 14 2014 17: 09
    0
    Ukrainians with geyropeytsami will do everything in spite and to the detriment of Russia. The goal is a complete shutdown of the gas pipes! To raise a wild screech around the world about bad Russians and strangle Russia with sanctions.