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Grandpa Kurt, good Putin and the return of Konigsberg

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On the portal "NewsBalt" A translation of the “Grandpa Kurt” column (Opa Kurt) published in the online Rostock Magazine. This "grandfather" writes about what he wants, and so far no one has decided to edit his texts. This time, in his column, Kurt criticized the West, told readers about the good Putin, and shared with Frau Merkel his plans for returning the city of Konigsberg to Germany.


Grandpa Kurt, good Putin and the return of Konigsberg


He begins the columnist-humorist with the ironic praise of Putin. To the owner of the Kremlin, he is ready to take off his hat.

“One of his composure is worth something! I am sure you watched an interview with him in which he, with his legs spread wide apart, sat in front of carefully selected media representatives and expounded his position. And this is his pretty ironic twitching at the corners of his mouth, when he explained that “well-equipped armed military units in the Crimea are not Russian troops, but the forces of self-defense of the Crimea!”


In short, the “grandfather” was impressed by Putin’s composure.

Then the columnist turned to the consideration of the main western question: was Putin the villain? The author hints that it is not a villain. And if a little bit is a villain, then in the West, especially in the USA, there are far greater villains. Putin could even "put a mirror before the West (that is, us)," the author writes.

“I will give just one example: Iraq. The need for war there was based on the cold-blooded and conscious lies of the Bush administration. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians lost their lives in this war. In other words: if George W. Bush was the head of a third-world country, he would probably have appeared before the tribunal long ago. Fortunately for him, he was the president of a superpower. Therefore, it is inviolable.

We, the Germans, are also participating in this. Even if we only provide supplies through Germany. Former Chancellor Schröder expressed this surprisingly openly: “We ourselves violated international law in the war in the Balkans and attacked Serbia!” So ​​Putin is a villain? Even if yes, it’s just one of many. ”


Reading the “grandfather”, one should think: why would the columnist sing the odes to Putin and at the same time belittle his native West?

Then Kurt generally starts to play, as they say, on the Russian field. Russia and the Crimea? Here is the right Moscow!

Firstly, the West in Ukraine is "courting nationalist forces" close to the National Democratic Party of Germany. Secondly, the first bill of the Ukrainian “revolution” was to be the law on the abolition of the status of the Russian language as the second state language of Ukraine. But what about ethnic Russians in Ukraine? And Russia will be “indifferent to look at it”? .. Thirdly, the Crimea becomes a part of Russia, since it is populated mainly by Russians. Fourthly, the people of Ukraine become the “tragic character” of the hypocritical theater, because they think about it least of all. There is a fight for power, Tymoshenko, Klitschko flash ... The voice of the West "sounds unconvincing."

And here the author takes the bull by the horns.

“Occupy Konigsberg!” He cries suddenly. This, by the way, is Angela Merkel's business advice.

“I think Putin will understand best of all what he does in Ukraine if he does the same. If I were a German chancellor, I would have occupied the enclave Konigsberg. ”


The name "Kaliningrad" Kurt, of course, does not use.

And in order to be at least as kind as Putin, the “grandfather” appeals to international law:

“And international law would be on my side! According to international law, it is forbidden to hold territories conquered during hostilities! I would have filled up Russians in Konigsberg with propaganda literature praising the charms of the German social state, I would allow Russian as the official language, and I would say to skeptics in Germany: “Koenigsberg is an ancient German land!”


The "grandfather" is on the ready and strong point. Russia can not answer! How do you attack a country that is a member of the formidable NATO bloc?

“After all, we are in NATO! Otherwise, the union contract will enter into force! And Putin will deal with all of NATO! ”


"Grandpa" insists:

“… Occupy Koenigsberg! I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well. ”


So that's why, we add, “the grandfather” praised Putin and even ordered the West to look in the mirror. He decided that the time had come, so to speak, to imitate Putin. They say that the Russian president returned the Crimea to Russia, and we (represented by A. Merkel) will return Königsberg to Germany — perhaps with the help of NATO.

One of them was forgotten or deliberately silent about the famous Rostock satirist. About the most important thing. Putin did not return the Crimea to Russia. A referendum was held on the peninsula, and almost all the residents of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea who wished to vote reunited with Russia. Here are two questions submitted for the plebiscite: “Are you for the reunification of the Crimea with Russia as a subject of the Russian Federation?” And “Are you for restoring the Constitution of the Republic of Crimea 1992 of the year and for the status of Crimea as part of Ukraine?” 96,77% expressed itself for the reunification of the Crimea referendum participants.

The path of "Kurt's grandfather" is completely different and is based on the call "Occupy Koenigsberg!" But did Putin occupy the Crimea? The obvious juggling. The German reader must unwittingly swallow a slipped roast fact. Occupy is a favorite occupation of Western warriors. Americans. And the Germans, if grandfather knows, have unleashed two world wars in the past century.

And how you like it: “I would have filled up Russians in Königsberg with propaganda literature praising the charm of the German social state ...”? Kurt knows perfectly well that Moscow not only did not fill the Crimea with any propaganda, but even in a certain sense was the opposite: Ukraine blocked Russian TV channels (Channel One. World Wide Web, RTR-Planeta, Russia-24 and NTV Mir "). But pro-Western broadcasting in Ukraine was abundant. And now it has not gone anywhere.

The German "grandfather" is well aware that in his case, propaganda will be required. He understands that “Konigsberg” will not go to Germany for good. How many Germans can be found there? .. Not even half a percent will be typed. Hence, the imperative ("Occupy"), and the intimidation of NATO.

And the columnist himself admits that Crimea is predominantly populated by Russians.

It is strange that another “grandfather”, Mikhail S. Gorbachev, has not yet joined satirist Kurt. Give the Germans Kaliningrad on the Ural Mountains! Wind of change, yes, western villains?

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  1. bubalik
    bubalik April 11 2014 07: 58
    +43
    ,,, damn they surely survived ,,, repeat

    2015-2020 referendum roadmap
    2015 - referendum in Ukraine on joining the Crimea
    2016 - referendum in Poland on joining the Kaliningrad region
    2017 - referendum in Finland, Sweden and Norway on accession to the Republic of Karelia
    2018 g. - referendum in Alaska on accession to the Chukotka Autonomous Region
    2019 - referendum in Israel on joining the Jewish Autonomous Region
    2020 - referendum in the USA and Canada on joining the Chukotka-Alaska Autonomous Region
    1. invisibility
      invisibility April 11 2014 08: 23
      +46
      If I were the German Chancellor, I would occupy the enclave of Königsberg. "

      Scream !!! There was already one such that was later identified in the teeth.
      Yeah, do the Russians want war ...
      1. aksakal
        aksakal April 11 2014 23: 28
        +8
        Quote: invisible
        Yeah, do the Russians want war.
        - Hard to say. And I didn’t teach history, I sketchily remember that:
        “Russia is a dwarf, I will put it on its knees.” Karl 12-th, XVIII century.
        But I don’t remember what happened next near Poltava.
        Again I remember that
        “I will conquer backward Russia.” so said Frederick, mid-XNUMXth century.
        I don’t remember the result again.

        “Russia is a colossus with feet of clay.” Napoleon, 19th century.
        But I remember this for some reason - in 1814 the Russian army took Paris.

        “I will conquer the USSR by the end of the year.” Hitler, XX century.
        Well here forum users tell me. A.
        And here I don’t know exactly how it will end, but I know that:
        “Russia is just a regional power,” said Barack Obama, March 26 2014 year ....
        "Occupy Konigsberg!" - demanded "Opa Kurt".
        As far as I understand, Rogozin has already announced (yesterday, in my opinion) that the Russians will dump on the moon - that's how all kinds of "conquerors" got them laughing
        Or do you have a different version?
        1. chehywed
          chehywed April 12 2014 11: 02
          +4
          Quote: aksakal
          As far as I understand, Rogozin has already announced (yesterday, in my opinion) that the Russians will dump on the moon - that's how all kinds of "conquerors" got them
          Or do you have a different version?

          Completely different! We’ll not blame the moon, but join it to Russia. Well, about the conquerors ... in ФAshington we have not been ... wink
        2. Max_Bauder
          Max_Bauder April 12 2014 13: 26
          +4
          Quote: aksakal
          As I understand it, Rogozin has already announced (yesterday, in my opinion) that the Russians will dump on the moon - so they got all sorts of "conquerors" Or do you have a different version?


          I think the Russians will most likely remain, but they will send all the ill-wishers, unfortunate conquerors to the moon for hard labor, without an oxygen mask, since Siberia itself will be needed for development. smile
        3. sssr
          sssr April 13 2014 00: 56
          +1
          Mom has trampled our land for three centuries, and Dmitry Donskoy sent him to x ..! Mamai didn’t see any worse troubles as the Russian guys gave pi .. s. The cans on the body putting on the Russians fought like a mad lion, and the Nevsky raid of the asshole lured pi .. we broke them and drowned them in water! The Poles wanted the Russian land of False Dmitry for x .. they brought, but Minin and Pozharsky gathered the people of False Dmitry ea ears and you .. and by mouth. Napoleon seized the floor of the earth Kutuzov poured into his pants. On the island of Elena got stunned cautiously looking at his own x ..! Adolf governor, a lover of victories, was with his wife on .. put on. We are Russian people, we protect the world and the atomic x .. whoever you want to stick ...! Folk folklore.
          1. oldstaryi
            oldstaryi April 13 2014 21: 18
            0
            Mom has trampled our land for three centuries, and Dmitry Donskoy sent him to x ..! Mamai didn’t see any worse troubles as the Russian guys gave pi .. s. The cans on the body, putting on the Russians, fought like a mad lion, and the Nevsky raid of the assholes lured pi .. we broke them and drowned them in water! The Poles wanted the Russian land of False Dmitry for x .. they brought, but Minin and Pozharsky gathered the people of False Dmitry ea ears and you .. and by mouth. Napoleon seized the floor of the earth Kutuzov poured into his pants. On the island of Elena got stunned cautiously looking at his own x ..! Adolf governor, a lover of victories, was with his wife on .. put on. We are Russian people, we protect the world and atomic x .. whoever you want to stick ...! People


            Alas, alas, the latest genetic studies show that Momai has not trampled anyone. Tatar-Mongol 3 has a blood type, ours is the first. wassat But the third is very common in Galicia. That is, the Tatars beat the Ukrainians much halva. tongue
            And with Königsberg - this is a long story. We must remind grandfather that we can again demand the partition of Germany ... drinks
            1. ermolai
              ermolai April 13 2014 22: 30
              0
              And the fourth one who is still negative?
        4. sssr
          sssr April 13 2014 00: 56
          0
          Mom has trampled our land for three centuries, and Dmitry Donskoy sent him to x ..! Mamai didn’t see any worse troubles as the Russian guys gave pi .. s. The cans on the body putting on the Russians fought like a mad lion, and the Nevsky raid of the asshole lured pi .. we broke them and drowned them in water! The Poles wanted the Russian land of False Dmitry for x .. they brought, but Minin and Pozharsky gathered the people of False Dmitry ea ears and you .. and by mouth. Napoleon seized the floor of the earth Kutuzov poured into his pants. On the island of Elena got stunned cautiously looking at his own x ..! Adolf governor, a lover of victories, was with his wife on .. put on. We are Russian people, we protect the world and the atomic x .. whoever you want to stick ...! Folk folklore.
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        6. Stalker
          Stalker April 13 2014 09: 35
          +1
          As I understand it, Rogozin has already announced (yesterday, in my opinion) that the Russians will be blamed on the moon -

          And there they will start getting .... laughing
        7. dmitrich
          dmitrich April 14 2014 05: 20
          0
          Quote: aksakal
          But what was next there near Poltava was

          Karl there in general on one foot managed to bastard bastard to mazepa.
      2. dmitrich
        dmitrich April 14 2014 05: 18
        0
        there’s nothing to fight in Jo Pu yell.
      3. alleksSalut4507
        alleksSalut4507 April 21 2014 22: 40
        0
        for some reason, two SMERShevets did not sign the identification protocol, although the IVS insisted. and they were not sent to the camps.
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    4. RONIN-HS
      RONIN-HS April 11 2014 10: 58
      +18
      referendum ... referendum ...
      World War III has almost begun; there will be no more referenda. Do not expect. Then comes the bloody harvest ...

      And Germany must remember the Russian proverb - "... what is taken from the battle is HOLY!"
      In short, in battle, the bread-box did not have to be clicked, and even better - NEVER climb to us!
      The third time - will be the last for the Germans ... angry
      1. falikreutov
        falikreutov April 11 2014 13: 21
        +8
        I think that the third time the last will be not only for the Germans, but for almost all of Geyropa and the United States combined! It is unlikely that our army will now stop at the Elbe! In any case, I hope so.
        1. Alexander Petrovich
          Alexander Petrovich April 11 2014 20: 16
          +1
          And no one wants to stop.
        2. Viktor Shmagin
          Viktor Shmagin April 12 2014 17: 37
          +2
          The conquerors are all sitting, and it’s not a shame to carry nonsense, because this will be the last war in the history of mankind. And there will be no winners in it, and there will be nowhere to sign either, because everything and everyone will disappear. Not for nothing does it say what to do if a nuclear bomb hits your ship, the answer is one, evaporate
      2. Andryukha Siberian
        Andryukha Siberian April 11 2014 14: 17
        +5
        They climbed to us more than two times. Remember the Teutonic Crusaders. Each time, after all, they got snot, but stubbornly went over and over again to Mother Mother. Some masochists.
        1. Zaslavsky-S
          Zaslavsky-S April 11 2014 16: 12
          +5
          The Germans appeared there in the 12th century and slaughtered the Slavs who inhabited these lands.
          1. oldstaryi
            oldstaryi April 13 2014 21: 21
            0
            The Germans appeared there in the 12th century and slaughtered the Slavs who inhabited these lands.


            Yes, you sho? Then why do we have one genotype and a set of chromosomes? These are the same Slavs, only a side view! wassat
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    5. stillrat
      stillrat April 11 2014 19: 59
      +1
      Laughter with laughter, but the Finns were absolutely in favor of close economic cooperation. And how can they not do this if in the last 20 years a whole industry has grown along the border of the almost free Russian forest.
    6. Alerii
      Alerii April 12 2014 10: 57
      0
      Bravo! Plan what you need ....
    7. alleksSalut4507
      alleksSalut4507 April 21 2014 22: 36
      0
      what will happen if everyone wants to?
  2. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov April 11 2014 08: 02
    +42
    Occupy Königsberg! ” He shouts suddenly. This, by the way, is the business advice of Angela Merkel.

    “I think Putin will understand best of all what he does in Ukraine if he does the same. If I were a German chancellor, I would have occupied the enclave Konigsberg. ”

    And then again I would see Russian tanks on the streets of Berlin. My grandfather did not sign on the Reichstag, so I will do it for him.
    And the fact that you have to deal with the entire NATO bloc is not so used. 1812 and 1941 had all of united Europe lol
    1. serega.fedotov
      serega.fedotov April 11 2014 10: 01
      +5
      Occupy koenigsberg, the phrase is loud! But it can be spelled out like: imitating GDP to occupy kenegsberg, the NATO-RUSSIA war will begin, but if imitating Putin to seize other territories belonging to Germany earlier, with a cover in the form of the will of the people, in the current economic and political state, it’s quite possible !
      In my opinion there is a probe of public opinion, and nods to Russia, so that they do not throw dirt!
    2. Netrocker
      Netrocker April 11 2014 23: 04
      +5
      But my grandfather was just in Koenigsberg and ended that war. He served in a regiment of heavy howitzers, commanded a battery ... That is probably why there were no Germans left ... laughing
  3. Kazakh
    Kazakh April 11 2014 08: 08
    +29
    "Grandpa" insists:

    “… Occupy Koenigsberg! I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well. ”
    And I know there are a hundred places where you can bury "grandfather".
    1. Sharky
      Sharky April 11 2014 22: 41
      +6
      Pust 'ko mne v Kaliningrad priezgaet, 9 emu pokagu eti mesta i lopatu v ruki dam! am
  4. Kazakh
    Kazakh April 11 2014 08: 14
    +18
    If I were the German Chancellor, I would occupy the enclave of Königsberg. "
    there was already one such chancellor in Germany did not survive the spring. And I can say to the Germans that the Russians are no longer the good-natured guys in the field kitchens and the politicians brought the fighters to stop there will be no one
    1. Horst78
      Horst78 April 11 2014 09: 58
      +7
      Quote: Kazakh
      The Russians are no longer the good-natured guys

      Here I agree. Tired of occupying.
    2. macarque
      macarque April 11 2014 18: 05
      +2
      Yes, in principle, there is nothing to enter. easier to cover with missiles. as they did in Yugoslavia. and to attract the surviving Germans to the analysis of the ruins. In general, the Germans still have enough for 40 years to do. this is if their meesthetic Turks and Nigers do not cut. am
  5. desant_doktor
    desant_doktor April 11 2014 08: 16
    +8
    Why are you pestering grandfather? Grandfather is sick, he must be treated in a special institution. In Moscow there is such a thing. The name of Serbian. In St. Petersburg, too. Name Skvortsov-Stepanov. That's where the grandfather is necessary. In the ward with soft walls. And it’s true, grandfathers will have to sign ....
    1. invisibility
      invisibility April 11 2014 08: 25
      +5
      Enema with ski-pi-gift ....
      Damn, comrades moderators, delete the ski-pi-gift !!!
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    3. macarque
      macarque April 11 2014 18: 07
      +2
      Man ... by the decree of the struggle of the idiots, the idiots will take away. If only he will surrender
  6. torrr38_41
    torrr38_41 April 11 2014 08: 16
    +5
    Occupy Königsberg!

    and the muzzle will not crack? am
    1. Horst78
      Horst78 April 11 2014 09: 59
      +4
      Quote: torrr38_41
      torrr38_41


      Today, 08: 16




      Occupy Königsberg! But the face will not crack?

      For this he will crack his ass
  7. mamont5
    mamont5 April 11 2014 08: 17
    +4
    "Kurt criticized the West, told readers about the kind Putin and shared with Frau Merkel his plans for Germany's return of the city of Königsberg."

    This is not the first time they have cast a bait about East Prussia. And what then do Poland and France do not demand back their lands.
    1. sanych
      sanych April 11 2014 08: 51
      +2
      Quote: mamont5
      “This is not the first time they are throwing a bait about East Prussia. And then why Poland and France are not demanding their lands back?

      So, both Poland and France are also NATO members! Here we have to come up with another horror story, babayka. Yes, and the "teacher" will not allow the foolish kids in the same nursery group to pick each other's cubes laughing
  8. Petr1
    Petr1 April 11 2014 08: 17
    +8
    Kaliningrad is a Russian city, the Germans pissed it off, everything was overgrown with grass, it’s only to occupy and remains, but then Munich will have to piss (there they make good cars) wink
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    2. invisibility
      invisibility April 11 2014 08: 27
      +3
      Quote: Petr1
      Germans pissed him off

      Not. Russians have conquered!
  9. deman73
    deman73 April 11 2014 08: 22
    +6
    he needs to give a lip-filling machine to Hans this unfortunate man - my grandfather, Kenik, took and was seriously wounded, after which he wound around hospitals for a year and a half and then toiled his whole life, it would be necessary to tear everything up
  10. tanker75
    tanker75 April 11 2014 08: 24
    +7
    It is time to begin preparations for the reunification of Kaliningrad and Germany, we will get the Kaliningrad Region as part of the Russian Federation. I think a lot of people in Germany with our passports.
    1. macarque
      macarque April 11 2014 18: 10
      -2
      And niggas and chturki ... they are there, too, to the priests. Why do we need them? We have enough of our Afro-Russians
    2. Tra-ta-ta
      Tra-ta-ta April 13 2014 01: 32
      +1
      with Ukrainian more ..
  11. igorra
    igorra April 11 2014 08: 37
    +5
    I think the second section of Germany will not, in general, Germany will not. This also applies to Poland fully. In Russia, they have not forgotten how to give birth to the Suvorovs and Zhukovs.
  12. HAM
    HAM April 11 2014 08: 39
    +4
    Quote: “... Occupy Königsberg!” I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well. ”--- That's the question _---- In Germany they are not fed, they are hungry, poor !!!
  13. tokin1959
    tokin1959 April 11 2014 08: 39
    +4
    grandfather Kurt, to get to Kenisberg, first take the lands from western Poland, they are also German. to begin with, beat "your" NATO Poles, so that strangers are afraid.
  14. Gomunkul
    Gomunkul April 11 2014 08: 41
    +4
    The German "grandfather" is well aware that in his case, propaganda will be required. He understands that “Konigsberg” will not go to Germany for good. How many Germans can be found there? .. Not even half a percent will be typed. Hence, the imperative ("Occupy"), and the intimidation of NATO.
    Fighting n *** s are eager for battle! lol
  15. omsbon
    omsbon April 11 2014 09: 01
    +3
    It is strange that the satirist Kurt has not yet been joined by another "grandfather" - M. S. Gorbachev. Give the Germans Kaliningrad in the Ural Mountains!


    This spotted "grandfather" is still with y to a disadvantage!
  16. fregina1
    fregina1 April 11 2014 09: 07
    +2
    My grandfather didn’t sign the Reichstag, but in which case we won’t sign it! The Reichstag is not a postcard! We just demolish this building as a relic of the past! And we’ll break the park at this place!
    1. kmike
      kmike April 11 2014 09: 48
      +3
      Yes, yes, yes, that would be where our kids have fun.
  17. serjant4
    serjant4 April 11 2014 09: 08
    +5
    Quote: bubalik
    “... Occupy Königsberg! I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well ”

    Eh ... where are we going to bury all of you? ...
  18. Rusin Dima
    Rusin Dima April 11 2014 09: 51
    +1
    Even there is nothing to comment on the buffoon is always a buffoon that you can say whatever you want
  19. mig31
    mig31 April 11 2014 09: 52
    +2
    Neither to himself nor to people, Kurt is an obvious ananist, he jerks cool. Shoigu will be enlightened on behalf of Russia ...
  20. arutun
    arutun April 11 2014 09: 58
    +3
    “And international law would be on my side! According to international law, it is forbidden to keep territories conquered during hostilities!


    Ummm ... Well then, everything is from the USA, this is the land of the Indians, and they captured it, and slaughtered the whole nation.
  21. kristofer
    kristofer April 11 2014 10: 09
    +1
    Quote: bubalik
    2019 - referendum in Israel on joining the Jewish Autonomous Region
    - yes. strongly said)
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  23. Eugene
    Eugene April 11 2014 10: 15
    +4
    There is an interesting book "Hot Spring 2015" - Mikhail Lugovoy.
    Annotation: “Yesterday Vasily Tsarev and his friends took part in opposition rallies and argued until hoarse about the future of Russia, but today they are already soldiers ready to defend the Motherland to the last drop of blood. After all, World War III is on the threshold. American troops invaded the Kaliningrad region The “Stars and Stripes Peacekeepers” were sure that the grateful population would gladly meet their “liberators.” But “these crazy Russians”, as always, did not want to play by someone else's rules. The world is on the brink of a nuclear Apocalypse, and whether it will cross this line depends on the courage of Vasily and other Russian soldiers. "

    Although fantastic .... but once and "20 Leagues Under the Sea" Jules Verne was also a fantastic book.
  24. RuslanNN
    RuslanNN April 11 2014 10: 53
    +2
    Quote: invisible
    If I were the German Chancellor, I would occupy the enclave Koenigsberg. "

    I would advise Mr. Kurt to read the history books ... By pussy ... are you really bored?
  25. sv68
    sv68 April 11 2014 10: 57
    +1
    the old half-fool guesses, we’ll arrange a maidan in Germany. Kaliningrad wants a clown there and they will hang him on a barrel of a German anti-aircraft gun.
  26. Dejavu
    Dejavu April 11 2014 10: 59
    0
    It’s time for grandfather to retire.
  27. IGS
    IGS April 11 2014 11: 11
    +3
    Oh how ... belay He knows Kaliningrad, he remembers Koenigsberg ... But I remember the GDR, I think that maybe she can return her homeland to Angela, and the Chinese will support her, but I must thank her for the gift card. winked
  28. starochkin77
    starochkin77 April 11 2014 11: 21
    +1
    For Kurt’s grandfather, I remind you, the Kaliningrad region is one fourth of the former East Prussia or 25% of it, and two-thirds of 75% went to Poland after the war (for all its suffering during the war), and more precisely, Stalin donated. And if grandfather Kurt , nostalgia for Königsberg does not give him a good night's sleep, then this is his problem. Well, if he dreams, let him try to return (attach), I wish good luck, grandfather Kurt !! laughing wassat tongue !
    1. Sasha1979
      Sasha1979 April 13 2014 13: 22
      0
      75% is 3 \ 4, not 2 \ 3
  29. kotvov
    kotvov April 11 2014 11: 31
    0
    as they say, I’ve completely gone off the blind. Maybe Bismarck will re-read or history. Obviously insanity in a person.
  30. postman
    postman April 11 2014 11: 35
    +4
    “… Occupy Koenigsberg! I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well. ”
    Yes, what problems, then what about Frau Merkel?
    1.First, regain the Polish corridor (Pomeranian province)
    2.Then Gdansk
    (you need to get to the "Prussia"

    GERMANY DOESN'T HAVE MISTRALS? What will Finnlines ferry transport?

    And will Italians agree with the Grimaldi family? And the Finns (under whose flag they fly) are unlikely to be willing to sacrifice their troughs ..
    3. Then Alsace-Lorraine - Reichsland Elsaß-Lothringen (resources needed)

    And then (if NATO, France and Lyahia agree) "Drang nach Osten": WELCOME TO KALININGRAD
    Note: here, as it were, the ethnic composition of the lands selected by Poland from Germany, it would be quite as if it would be justified, YES AND THE POLES WITHOUT GOING TO ENTER IN RICH Germany
  31. Morgan
    Morgan April 11 2014 11: 59
    +1
    Whoever comes to us with a sword will receive it in ORALO. What our ancestors proved to the invaders. And the followers of Genossa from Munich can be soaked in toilets. However, let them bark, they are far from Goebbels.
  32. shibi
    shibi April 11 2014 12: 01
    +10
    Granddad! We won’t let you down!
    Victory will be ours!
  33. Aleksandr68
    Aleksandr68 April 11 2014 12: 03
    +6
    If I were a German chancellor, I would occupy the enclave Koenigsberg. "Well, how many more times do you need to enter Berlin, so that the Germans would never even have such thoughts ?!
  34. parusnik
    parusnik April 11 2014 12: 18
    +3
    Kurt criticized the West, told readers about good Putin, and shared with Frau Merkel plans for Germany’s return to the city of Konigsberg.... They drove ours, theirs, that they won in the Seven Years War ... they forgot like in East Prussia. The Prussians themselves minted a coin with the profile of Elizabeth and the inscription:
    Elizabeth is the king of Prussia .. And before talking about Köningsberg, ask the Poles Danzig and Stettin ...
  35. AndreyS
    AndreyS April 11 2014 13: 01
    +4
    Lord! Do not hysteria !!!!!!! Grandpa Kurt is just a clown! I advise you to look for his programs on YouTube! I watched one of his programs there, he harshly held out the maydanuty (and Aunt Julia getting up from the stroller ....) So you can blame our KVN-schiki !!!!!!!!!!
  36. Voenruk
    Voenruk April 11 2014 14: 10
    +1
    Senility. Firstly, Kaliningrad is ours, this is a payment for the millions of dead and the destruction of industry, proud, villages of the USSR. Secondly, Poland has a lot more native German lands, what will you occupy? Thirdly: There are not many Germans in Kaliningrad to hold a referendum and no one oppressed their rights. And finally: If necessary, we can arrange for you the GDR and the FRG.
    1. jktu66
      jktu66 April 13 2014 13: 42
      0
      Something I did not meet Germans here in Kaliningrad except tourists.
  37. Day 11
    Day 11 April 11 2014 14: 44
    0
    It is necessary to ask Smile, he wants to burghers? It is necessary to think by the evening will issue. PS he respects German beer
  38. saygon66
    saygon66 April 11 2014 14: 45
    +2
    - Dear Grandfather Kurt! Taking into account your poor situation as a European pensioner, I invite you to eat well in any of the places you mentioned! I'm not rich, but I think a joint lunch will cost us much less than storming Kaliningrad for a tasty meal! Regards, Saygon66.
  39. zcrb
    zcrb April 11 2014 14: 45
    +1
    Quote: Aleksandr68
    Well, how many more times do you need to enter Berlin, so that the Germans would never even have such thoughts ?!

    And once it will be enough - just do not need to leave there.
  40. Prutkov
    Prutkov April 11 2014 15: 18
    +1
    "The Russian president returned Crimea to Russia, and we (represented by A. Merkel) will return Koenigsberg to Germany - perhaps with the help of NATO."
    I forgot to ask the "polite people" for consent.
  41. GradusHuK
    GradusHuK April 11 2014 15: 47
    +1
    Well, well, the keys to the apartment .......
  42. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 April 11 2014 17: 25
    +3
    Somehow like this...

    So that:
  43. uzer 13
    uzer 13 April 11 2014 17: 51
    +1
    An article by a grandfather provocateur is a test ball launched to study the reaction to this hypothetical assumption. Not only in Russia, but also in the international community. This grandfather is 35-40 years old and works somewhere in the analysis department of the foreign intelligence committee .Therefore, we wish grandfather to learn how to use brains. The Goebbels methodology by which he studied is already outdated.
  44. 52
    52 April 11 2014 21: 21
    +3
    Quote: RONIN-HS
    referendum ... referendum ...
    World War III has almost begun; there will be no more referenda. Do not expect. Then comes the bloody harvest ...

    And Germany must remember the Russian proverb - "... what is taken from the battle is HOLY!"
    In short, in battle, the bread-box did not have to be clicked, and even better - NEVER climb to us!
    The third time - will be the last for the Germans ... angry

    Not without reason, after all, the saying goes: God loves the Trinity!
  45. Evkur
    Evkur April 12 2014 00: 16
    +1
    Yes, the Germans now have the number one problem - newcomers, every year there is a catastrophic decline in the indigenous population and the addition of Africans and Asians))) they will not want to wail for Germany!
    1. novobranets
      novobranets April 13 2014 11: 04
      +4
      German, American, Chinese and Turk are sitting in the train compartment. They are silent. Everyone is bursting with a desire to show their superiority. The Chinese man gets up, goes to the window, pulls out a bag of rice from a bag and throws it out. He says loudly:
      - We have this good in bulk!
      An American immediately comes to the window and throws a pack of dollars out the window:
      - We have this good in bulk!
      After these actions, the Turk moves to the German and whispers in his ear:
      “Only please, no nonsense!” lol
  46. gammipapa
    gammipapa April 12 2014 00: 59
    +1
    Yes, they themselves have already been occupied by the Turks with the Arabs in full, minus the cockerel, who will occupy it? There they can shoot for real, zassat 100 percent.
  47. Hort
    Hort April 12 2014 08: 55
    +1
    “And international law would be on my side! According to international law, it is forbidden to hold territories conquered during hostilities! I would have filled up Russians in Konigsberg with propaganda literature praising the charms of the German social state, I would allow Russian as the official language, and I would say to skeptics in Germany: “Koenigsberg is an ancient German land!”
    I've heard it somewhere. History does not seem to teach Grandpa Kurt. Okay, let them occupy "Königsberg", then we will also join Bavaria back, there, according to rumors, the beer is excellent
  48. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya April 12 2014 09: 11
    +1
    There are at least a dime a dozen illiterate fools in Germany, and even more so, they seem to have studied history from the textbooks of Dr. Goebbels. were never Germanic, but captured from the Slavs. And in order to clear the brains of this senile grandfather, let me remind you that Berlin was founded by the Western Slavs, which even German historians admit (though very reluctantly). I don’t even want to remind about Fr Rügen, etc.! So what "old stump" will be measured by whom and what is more? Where are you poor, once already under the leadership of the possessed Fuhrer they tried and how did it end, that you want to "continue the banquet" or have not all the crows been fed?
  49. Turk
    Turk April 12 2014 10: 25
    0
    Quote: Kazakh
    "Grandpa" insists:

    “… Occupy Koenigsberg! I am ready to be with you! And I even know there are a couple of places where you can eat well. ”
    And I know there are a hundred places where you can bury "grandfather".

    No, he's just hungry. They do not give him food in his homeland.
  50. SVL23
    SVL23 April 12 2014 11: 08
    0
    First, let them practice in Poland. (East Prussia, East Brandenburg, East Pomerania, Silesia and Danzig (Polish. Gdansk))