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The end of the world will come from America

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In the US state of Idaho, in Yellowstone National Park, there is a very large volcano - more precisely, supervolcano. Today it is a huge pit area 3825 square. km However, the reservoir with magma is not too deep - some eight kilometers to it. If an eruption happens - and, according to scientists, it will happen in the coming years - then supervolcano will throw up at least 2,5 thousand cubic meters. km of volcanic matter.




Lava, fires, asphyxiation, hydrogen sulfide poisoning will cause mass death. Because of the giant ozone hole, radiation will begin to grow in the sky, and almost the entire territory of the United States, and indeed a part of Canada with it, will turn into one continuous Chernobyl.

Moreover, scientists are sure: the alleged eruption of the sleeping until the Yellowstone volcano will cause an "echo" around the world: there will be an eruption of several hundred smaller volcanoes, including the ocean, accompanied by a tsunami.

Half the world will be destroyed. Part of the other half will plunge into darkness, because the ashes will block the sunlight. You need to know that supervolcanoes can give emissions to the atmosphere to a height of 100 kilometers.

In many countries, sharply colder. For example, Norway, which is now deeply interested in Antarctica and claims territorial claims on it, will itself become something like Antarctica.

Already in the first months of this natural disaster, one-third of the world's population will die. Many will simply die of hunger and cold.

The safest place is considered the Eastern European part of Russia and Siberia. These territories are seismic resistant and are quite far from the epicenter of the explosion. There is no need to talk about the danger of a tsunami anywhere on the West Siberian Plain either. True, no luck St. Petersburg. Muscovites will also have to move.

Where do such gloomy forecasts come from? The fact is that, according to the latest data, the temperature in some geyser lakes of the American supervolcano has risen to twenty degrees Celsius. For three months, scientists have recorded more than sixty tremors, the strongest of which occurred quite recently - March 30 (earthquake of magnitude 4,8). Wild animals almost herds leave the reserve in Yellowstone. For example, bison come out massively from there.

The end of the world will come from America


Some scientists are optimistic, so to speak. They predict only a major earthquake. A running bison is considered a stupid joke of park workers who want to increase the budget. Others believe that bison move in search of food: the park is hungry.

However, the US government is real alarm. And even plans expensive programs to resettle Americans to other continents.

As reported on April 4 Turner radio network with reference to Praag.co.za (South African resource News), the US government is trying to force other governments to implement programs to move Americans to safe places on the planet - for example, to South Africa.

According to the United States government, Yellowstone Supervolcano will erupt in the next ten years. Therefore, the White House has offered foreign recipient countries payments in the amount of 10 billion dollars a year during these ten years. For this money, host countries should urgently arrange and provide housing for Americans who will have to leave their homeland in the event of an eruption.

Not only Americans are sure that the volcano will erupt. For example, Dr. Jean-Philippe Perrillat from the National Center for Scientific Research in Grenoble notes that France also confirms the processes of magma buildup. The French also talk about the eruption in the next ten years.

The newspaper "Afrikaner" (South Africa) reports that the African National Congress received a request from the United States. Americans are asking South Africa to become a "part of the plan" for disaster relief in the United States. South Africa has been promised $ 10 billion per year for ten years. According to the plan, temporary housing for millions of Americans should be built in South Africa.



In addition to South Africa, the plan provides for the participation of Brazil, Argentina and Australia.

However, a spokesman for the South African Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Dr. Sipho Matvette (Sipho Matwetwe), has already said that South Africa “will not become part of the plan, because there is a risk that millions of white Americans who can be sent to our country in an emergency situations can, in our opinion, pose a threat to black national culture and identity. ”

This is the intolerant answer, we add, from America.

As noted in the material, the last known scientist eruption of supervolcano occurred probably about 70000 years ago at Lake Toba in Sumatra. The eruption caused a volcanic winter that lasted six to eight years. The consequences of the super-reverberation have been felt for a thousand more years.

American scientists believe that South Africa is an area where people could survive the onset of a volcanic winter caused by the eruption of Yellowstone Supervolcano.

However, it is reported further, although two South African ministries - foreign affairs and science and technology - were informed in detail about the US plans, as well as the financial component, the South African Cabinet decided to reject the US request.

Dr. Sipho Matvewe advanced a number of arguments against American resettlement in South Africa. According to him, the South African government sympathizes with America because of Yellowstone, but has its own problems in South Africa. 200 of millions of white people lives in America, and many of them decide to flee to South Africa. They will create big problems here, destabilize the situation and “maybe even return apartheid”. The doctor summarized: "South Africa is not for sale."

“65 million years ago the eruption of a similar supervolcano coincided with the fall of a meteorite in the region of Mexico, and it is quite likely that this double blow caused dinosaurs to die out. In the current situation, the United States will become extinct, ”Michio Kaku, a professor of physics at the University of New York, quoted as saying. "First channel".



Clearly, we add on our own that in the coming days the US government will turn to Australia. It is also clear that in the volcanic context, the problems of Ukraine, Syria, Iran, China and other so-called American geopolitical landmarks may seem like trifles to the White House, unworthy of attention. When the lives of all Americans are at stake, there can be no fictional “national security”, the interests of which suffer somewhere on Kharkov or Donetsk streets. Washington is no longer up to wordy arguments about freedom of speech in the PRC or the dominance of Assad in Damascus. All three hundred and fourteen million Americans are about to fall asleep volcanic ash. And on the eve of this terrible catastrophe, Mr. Obama may ask for help not only from South Africa or Australia, but also from Russians: after all, the consequences of super-incarceration by the Siberians will be bypassed.

Observed and translated by Oleg Chuvakin
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  1. serega.fedotov
    serega.fedotov April 9 2014 08: 27
    +75
    Americans with this behavior will run out before the volcano works!
    1. Canep
      Canep April 9 2014 08: 29
      +123
      A volcano can shoot this year, animals leave, water heats up, earthquakes began to occur more often, of course I’m not a volcanologist, but here in my opinion it’s already clear that something will happen, but only volcanologists can tell how powerful the eruption is. But in any case, the mattress covers will get, and maybe it will not get weak, but then nothing will remain of the USA. The Wag campaign was right that the last president in the US would be Negro. God punishes them for their lawlessness.
      Obama may ask for help not only from South Africa or Australia, but also from Russians:
      Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.
      1. Alex 241
        Alex 241 April 9 2014 08: 53
        +69
        Quote: Canep
        Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.

        Hi Seryozha, they have nothing to do with us;
        1. vadson
          vadson April 9 2014 09: 37
          +31
          in to what attitude in the world they have brought up to themselves, and now they want to pretend to be kind, they died so dying. than the fairy tale about the dragonfly was reminded
          1. Donskoi
            Donskoi April 9 2014 10: 42
            +68
            I wouldn’t blame ordinary Americans in White House politics - there are a lot of emigrants, almost all of the workforce are emigrants.
            Further ... In the Russian Federation there is enough room for resettlement for everyone, but only a small part, millions of 10-20, can be accepted and resettled, so that it assimilates peacefully with the indigenous peoples of the Russian Federation. Their approach: to populate someone else's territory, to become a majority and declare independence - we know, not fools.
            I would suggest, without any conditions, only the Indians resettlement, and there are so few of them left, poor things have endured! The "democratic" white man "helped" these people to gain freedom and independence to the fullest.
            Eh ... Dreams, dreams ... winked I very much doubt the general ability of scientists to predict such an accurate eruption. The article is more likely an opportunity for Russians to "dream" of God's punishment for the United States, no more ...
            1. poccinin
              poccinin April 9 2014 11: 07
              +26
              forecast for 10 years. and there are 900 tons of magma. the volcano itself is 000 sq km. the time of its eruption 4000 time in 1 years has already passed. therefore make a smart face in a bad game. DEBILS. will cover everyone! but nonetheless, the Russians will save the Americans. because WE ARE RUSSIAN PEOPLE! unlike other countries. Remember the Olympics and the Germans when their equipment broke down they all refused and the Russians NO.
              1. yur
                yur April 9 2014 20: 01
                +2
                Quote: poccinin
                and there are 900 tons of magma. the volcano itself is 000 sq km. already pr
                900 tons of magma is a piece of 000 x 100 x 100 meters. So there, see, MORE!
              2. PSih2097
                PSih2097 April 9 2014 22: 59
                +7
                Quote: poccinin
                but nonetheless, the Russians will save the Americans. because WE ARE RUSSIAN PEOPLE!

                I didn’t quite understand what you mean, I’m not going to save the Americans personally, like most Russians, they’ll die out - well, to hell with them, and if lemongrasses go there too, it’s better, enough is enough ...
                1. Pancho
                  Pancho April 10 2014 18: 30
                  +1
                  And who are lemongrasses?
              3. PATTIY
                PATTIY April 10 2014 18: 46
                +3
                Quote: poccinin
                but nonetheless, the Russians will save the Americans. because WE ARE RUSSIAN PEOPLE! unlike dr

                Personally, I do not see foreigners on Russian land and do not want to see. Hardly anyone will pass by me.
            2. Setrac
              Setrac April 9 2014 12: 54
              +33
              Quote: Donskoi
              I wouldn’t blame ordinary Americans in White House politics - there are a lot of emigrants, almost all of the workforce are emigrants.

              Nevertheless, "ordinary Americans" are enjoying the fruits of the White House's criminal policies. And the Russians were killed not by Hitler personally, but by those very "ordinary" Germans, Hungarians, Romanians and other "ordinary" non-Slavs.
              1. Donskoi
                Donskoi April 9 2014 19: 11
                +3
                Well, the White House plays "music" in their media. And the people are duped, lazy mind became from fast food. Change the "disc" and in a couple of years (although maybe a dozen) mold a new society - according to the name on this "disc" ...
            3. turanchox
              turanchox April 9 2014 15: 56
              +8
              I would suggest, without any conditions, only the Indians relocation, there are so few of them left, the poor have suffered!

              we have enough of our loafers and drunks
              1. Donskoi
                Donskoi April 9 2014 19: 21
                +3
                Yes, there is, perhaps, such a time "white Americans" say that the Indians are arrogant and drink one "fire water". I would also drink and behave disgustingly with such "liberators"!
                And in the Russian steppes, they would, I think, like it, they got bison ... let them live, breed winked
                And How can Washington "carrying freedom" wipe its nose only with such a proposal, say, from Zhirinovsky to Native Americans? wink
            4. yur
              yur April 9 2014 19: 48
              +11
              Quote: Donskoi
              I wouldn’t blame ordinary Americans in White House politics - there are a lot of emigrants, almost all of the workforce are emigrants.
              Let the "heap of emigrants" stay there. We certainly don't need people who abandoned their homeland for the sake of the "long dollar". With their traitors to quickly deal. am
            5. Boa kaa
              Boa kaa April 9 2014 20: 48
              +15
              Quote: Donskoi
              I very much doubt the general ability of scientists to predict such an accurate eruption. The article is more likely an opportunity for Russians to "dream" of God's punishment for the United States, no more ...
              But in vain: the appearance in the samples of volcanic gas HELIUM 4 is a direct pointer to the eve of the eruption. Gas analysis can be found in the info on the theme of the Yeolunstone supervolcano.
              And then, wild animals rarely make mistakes with their instincts.
              So, it seems to me, we are on the eve of the big BIG BAD BOOM.
              IMHO.
              1. old man 72
                old man 72 April 10 2014 01: 58
                +4
                Boa KAA. Agree with you ! There is no smoke without fire, and moreover, the topic was not raised by Russian scientists.
              2. old man 72
                old man 72 April 10 2014 01: 58
                0
                Boa KAA. Agree with you ! There is no smoke without fire, and moreover, the topic was not raised by Russian scientists.
            6. Geisenberg
              Geisenberg April 10 2014 08: 28
              +2
              Quote: Donskoi
              Further ... In the Russian Federation there is enough room for resettlement for everyone, but only a small part, millions of 10-20, can be accepted and resettled, so that it assimilates peacefully with the indigenous peoples of the Russian Federation. Their approach: to populate someone else's territory, to become a majority and declare independence - we know, not fools.
              I would suggest, without any conditions, only the Indians resettlement, and there are so few of them left, poor things have endured! The "democratic" white man "helped" these people to gain freedom and independence to the fullest.


              They can’t be allowed here, they will all end up in Moscow later and I’ll be right to download it. In Moscow, and so far came up to 10 million is observed.

              But the Indians, what remains - yes.
            7. thrower
              thrower April 11 2014 20: 57
              +1
              We will not interfere in the affairs of the Lord. Let him take them all, there it is easier for Him to distinguish his from strangers.
        2. Canep
          Canep April 9 2014 09: 42
          +8
          Quote: Alex 241
          Let Cheyenne be rammed into their bunker.

          Hi Sasha. hi With hunger rest, or begin to eat each other.
          1. kocclissi
            kocclissi April 9 2014 14: 47
            +3
            So they have been preparing for a long time for this, the Follout game, for example, outlines in detail both cannibalism and hilling urns ....
          2. Simon
            Simon April 9 2014 15: 09
            +2
            Let your dry ones in this bunker be put in advance, and not sent to Ukraine, to feed the bandits and their gangster government. yes
        3. xbhxbr-777
          xbhxbr-777 April 9 2014 11: 44
          +5
          Correctly! to Your bunkers - which are built all over America!
          1. Bixas
            Bixas April 9 2014 18: 59
            +5
            they also have "magic ships" just in case, well, I hope you've seen all the movies wink
            1. thrower
              thrower April 11 2014 21: 00
              0
              And Bruce Willis with Chuck Norris wink
        4. bigELDAK
          bigELDAK April 9 2014 12: 36
          +13
          Well, I would argue (I live in Siberia) over in Siberia how many swamps are 1 ♥;
          2 ♥ we really need to build first-class roads (including railway);
          3 ♥ already tired of seeing Tajik janitors in the mornings (let them not be offended, but they are);
          4 ♥ Well, just as a servant, let them clean up like in a geyrop;
          5 ♥ of course no one says that they will occupy responsible posts, let's do it like ours (only after 50 generations it will be possible to become a citizen of the country). wassat
          1. papas-57
            papas-57 April 9 2014 19: 22
            +17
            "I'm tired of seeing Tajik janitors in the mornings" I don't think mattress covers are eager to work as janitors in Siberia. They are accustomed to a certain level of life and they will not voluntarily descend to a level lower. As if in 5 years you yourself did not become a janitor in their cottage village in Siberia. Indeed, she died so died, so it will be better for everyone.
            1. balyaba
              balyaba April 9 2014 22: 46
              +7
              Ha ... our counts and princes were taxi drivers and porters, now it’s our turn to give them tea. Pst!
            2. Penzyac
              Penzyac April 10 2014 03: 43
              +1
              Quote: papas-57
              "I'm tired of seeing Tajik janitors in the mornings" I don't think mattress covers are eager to work as janitors in Siberia. They are accustomed to a certain level of life and they will not voluntarily descend to a level lower. As if in 5 years you yourself did not become a janitor in their cottage village in Siberia. Indeed, she died so died, so it will be better for everyone.


              And who will ask them what are they used to? Refugees, and even without money (the kirdyk will come to the dollar in this situation) have no choice, unless they go to janitors, a green building or road workers ...
            3. serjant4
              serjant4 April 10 2014 12: 55
              +1
              If they do not want to "Tajik", let them remain on their mainland ...
          2. thrower
            thrower April 11 2014 21: 01
            0
            Americans are very fat, do not feed))
          3. zarya
            zarya April 12 2014 00: 57
            0
            Quote: bigELDAK
            well, just as a servant, let them clean up like in a geyrop


            This is if you control it. Under Putin, corruption of the level so that it can be dealt with can be done for 10 years not earlier, I think. repeat
        5. Penzyac
          Penzyac April 10 2014 03: 27
          0
          Quote: Alex 241

          Quote: Canep
          Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.

          Hi Seryozha, they have nothing to do with us;


          Well, why will we accept Indians, hard workers and specialists with their families, and let the "elite" and LGBT activists rest in Cheyenne ... hi
      2. maks-101
        maks-101 April 9 2014 08: 54
        +22
        Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.
        Yes, the population itself is not bad, here are their money bags and their nits that need to be crushed, and ordinary Americans are hard workers who feed their families, and they also don’t have sugar there.
        1. SSR
          SSR April 9 2014 09: 17
          +5
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.
          Yes, the population itself is not bad, here are their money bags and their nits that need to be crushed, and ordinary Americans are hard workers who feed their families, and they also don’t have sugar there.

          So also their money bags with their price gas are moving towards the abyss, so to speak.
        2. kimyth1
          kimyth1 April 9 2014 10: 02
          +11
          And these nits are not the slovens fell !!!! nihai extinct nature enaet what to do !!! God help us if the forecasts come true !!
          1. Viktor Shmagin
            Viktor Shmagin April 9 2014 16: 14
            -5
            Stupid and cruel, and it doesn’t color you, maybe you are a fascist
            1. lukke
              lukke April 9 2014 16: 33
              +22
              Stupid and cruel, and it doesn’t color you, maybe you are a fascist
              Well then, they need to move to countries where they established democracy: Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, etc. There they are expected and they will live at home in accordance with their vision of the world.
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          2. Azat Babai
            Azat Babai April 10 2014 22: 47
            -1
            Maybe the Lord decided so? After all, they began to decide for gentlemen. They began to put themselves above the Supreme. request
        3. DimychDV
          DimychDV April 9 2014 10: 37
          +7
          Then the entire establishment should be resettled to New Earth, let them fertilize and deactivate. For 23 years there, probably, the level has completely decreased before the Chernobyl-after-Varennikovskaya-cleaning. So let them grow apples there for the special food of the American population. And what? Blacks can finally be returned to Africa, even if they do not worsen, but improve the situation in South Africa. "Braaat, these whites have conspired against the naaas, now they are evicting us from this land back to our ancestors. Do you know what the ancestors have in store for those who are black in skin and blue in soul? .. Oooy, braaat, there are so many rods soaked in the sea, our asses will break ... "
          1. StolzSS
            StolzSS April 9 2014 16: 57
            +3
            You can see right away you have not been to the New Earth. Although it has a harsh climate, it is a real reserve. Although I think you can create a concentration camp for mattresses for 300 thousand. Let them live for 5-10 years to work for the good of Russia, and then let us settle in the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug unless of course the Chukchi agree))) gee
          2. yur
            yur April 9 2014 20: 15
            +2
            Quote: DimychDV
            Then the whole establishment is resettled to New
            What kind of establishment can we talk about if this happens. All their wealth is big numbers in computers. They will walk with outstretched hand: "Give it to a former senator from the former state of Idaho!"
        4. Sterlya
          Sterlya April 9 2014 21: 20
          +3
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          Yes, the population itself is not bad, here are their money bags and their nits that need to be crushed, and ordinary Americans are hard workers who feed their families, and they also don’t have sugar there.

          I do not know. I do not know.
          then, as if from the Indians, the scalp was not removed from well-wishers. and so. volcano so volcano. in vain does he wake up
        5. zarya
          zarya April 12 2014 01: 01
          0
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          Yes, the population itself is not bad, here are their money bags and their nits that need to be crushed, and ordinary Americans are hard workers who feed their families, and they also don’t have sugar there.


          In the USA, predatory behavior is brought up from an early age. A considerable number of these "simple workers" in fact behave like thugs and: I myself personally I came across this. In Russia, it is different and much better with that. So I personally do not sympathize with them.
      3. 225chay
        225chay April 9 2014 08: 57
        +5
        Quote: Canep
        Obama may ask for help not only from South Africa or Australia, but also from Russians:

        Quote: Canep
        Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.

        )) Of course, I feel sorry for these white-assed cowboys, but it would be interesting to see how they will beg to "spend the night at a party" with us in Russia passing exams in Russian standing with cancer ...
      4. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov April 9 2014 09: 14
        +35
        Quote: Canep
        Accept only in ghettos and socialist camps

        Sergey, so after they looted our country in 90, should we also feed them? No, it’s not rolling, they are there for introducing the American military to Ukraine, although they don’t know where it is, let them slurp. Moreover, the coffins were purchased, the camps were built, everything is fine.
        Hi hi
        1. Canep
          Canep April 9 2014 09: 40
          +14
          Hello Alexander! hi
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          should we also feed them?

          They will feed themselves, working in the ghetto and in the camps, I think you can accept no more than 10-15 million people. After receiving a passport of a non-citizen of Russia (so to speak according to the example of the Baltic states), clearly determine the place of residence so that they would not start to pile up. No more than a million people graduate annually. Damn I write and I feel like a Führer, but I think they deserve such an appeal.
          1. Danafxnumx
            Danafxnumx April 9 2014 14: 43
            +3
            Quote: Canep
            I think you can accept no more than 10-15 million people. After receiving a passport of a non-citizen of Russia

            don't flatter yourself ...

            we still have to accept citizens, do not forget about it ...

            first the sausage will rush, then the "brothers" will rush, those in the Baltic and other seas ...
            not to mention that not only Peter and Keneg will have to be resettled, but also Murmansk, Arkhangelsk, Sakhalin and Kamchatka ...
            about Moscow the truth is not clear ... from us to the sea, as to China ...
            1. Penzyac
              Penzyac April 10 2014 04: 00
              0
              Quote: DanaF1
              Quote: Canep
              I think you can accept no more than 10-15 million people. After receiving a passport of a non-citizen of Russia

              don't flatter yourself ...

              we still have to accept citizens, do not forget about it ...

              first the sausage will rush, then the "brothers" will rush, those in the Baltic and other seas ...
              not to mention that not only Peter and Keneg will have to be resettled, but also Murmansk, Arkhangelsk, Sakhalin and Kamchatka ...
              about Moscow the truth is not clear ... from us to the sea, as to China ...


              You forgot about the ice sheet, which inevitably forms in the north of Europe, which can reach almost Moscow, Paris, Berlin and Warsaw, so that more than half of Europe will also break, by the way, Great Britain - ay! .. But Japan, in general, will be washed away by the tsunami .
      5. EvgenSuslov
        EvgenSuslov April 9 2014 09: 47
        +6
        Accept only Russian speakers, why are we still having difficulties translating!
        1. zeleznijdorojnik
          zeleznijdorojnik April 9 2014 16: 06
          +15
          Nah, once the Russian speakers washed away from us in the USA, let them stay there in Idaho. Personally, I have faith in some John Smith from Kansas, who escapes from the eruption much more than any Mr. Leibowitz from Brighton. (For example, I’m essentially not a nationalist, but it’s not worth accepting rootless cosmopolitans who once threw the Union or the Russian Federation.)
      6. Andryukha Siberian
        Andryukha Siberian April 9 2014 10: 00
        +8
        Yes, they really need them here. Dogs canine death. I don’t feel sorry for them. So: CITIZENS, KEEP MONEY IN THE SAVINGS CASH.
        1. Katyushka
          Katyushka April 9 2014 15: 58
          +10
          Agree! After all, how much left the former USSR to America. I wanted a better life. Bachili och, schu bathed? Ї Wait, I want to rule !!! (Did you see the eyes that you bought? Eat, at least get out !!!)
        2. Spnsr
          Spnsr April 11 2014 21: 35
          0
          Quote: Andryukha-Siberian
          Yes, they really need them here. Dogs are a dog death. I do not feel sorry for them at all.

          no, well, not at all in a peasant way. but I think we will accept a sacrifice from them, for the sake of the lives of our children!
      7. DimychDV
        DimychDV April 9 2014 10: 30
        +5
        In each village that closed for 23, or even 40 extreme years, to resettle them. And the most creative to introduce our officials. Let our copyright and patent law be studied ... Then they themselves will hang themselves.
      8. mihasik
        mihasik April 9 2014 10: 56
        +17
        Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees.
        And then they will get together and hold a referendum proclaiming the Siberian American states!))) No ... for xy they are not needed here. To Antarctica them. There is the Sun, SOUTH)))
      9. psg72
        psg72 April 9 2014 11: 20
        +5
        And the blacks do not care for us.
      10. ddd1975
        ddd1975 April 9 2014 12: 32
        +5
        Do not resettle anyone - they will want autonomy in 20 years. And if the United States will not - what for their candy wrappers in such quantity - be heated after a nuclear winter?
      11. tilovaykrisa
        tilovaykrisa April 9 2014 13: 28
        +1
        Every year there, nothing unusual shakes, the water warms up and cools down, and it turns out that the bison didn’t run away from the park, but rather into the park, so as though some wouldn’t like it but it’s not so scary, according to plans, it’s not going to break 10 years and for 10000 years according to the forecasts of scientists, real and not alarmists.
        1. Danafxnumx
          Danafxnumx April 9 2014 14: 46
          +3
          Quote: tilovaykrisa
          according to plans, he will explode not within 10 years, but during 10000 years according to the forecasts of scientists, real and not alarmists.

          well, so tomorrow he can explode from these 10000 years ...
          dvizhuha there, in any case - not healthy ...

          and if the truth is about the relocation of people (which I doubt), then something will definitely happen ...
        2. thrower
          thrower April 11 2014 21: 06
          0
          It’s a pity, I was just going to work on the world map with an eraser))
      12. Dyk
        Dyk April 9 2014 14: 19
        +3
        Well, why go straight to the ghetto, better to the European zoos, I heard out of my ear that they practice lessons in "exemplary" biology, either on giraffes or on lions.
      13. Simon
        Simon April 9 2014 14: 52
        +5
        I suggest that the Americans should not be admitted to Russia - over time, they will arrange disintegration in Russia, let them better stay at their monument of their "freedom", and accept only poor buffaloes to us - they are much smarter, they don't get into politics and mess up the people will not. request stop fool
        1. old man 72
          old man 72 April 10 2014 02: 13
          0
          I agree with you, Simon. Take the bison! And let the Americans stay, let them try to survive, as we survived after the Second World War. The war, like the eruption of a volcano, is a catastrophe.
        2. old man 72
          old man 72 April 10 2014 02: 13
          +1
          I agree with you, Simon. Take the bison! And let the Americans stay, let them try to survive, as we survived after the Second World War. The war, like the eruption of a volcano, is a catastrophe.
      14. nnz226
        nnz226 April 9 2014 18: 09
        +2
        Will Eastern Siberia survive? Here the Americans will master it! Moreover, under the supervision of the internal troops "behind a thorn"! Release to freedom no earlier than 10 years later ... It would be better if it rushed faster so that this ulcerative country finally disappeared from the face of the Earth with its "freedoms, tolerance, democratic values"!
        1. Vasilenko Vladimir
          Vasilenko Vladimir April 9 2014 18: 18
          -1
          Quote: nnz226
          Will East Siberia survive?

          not fact
          1. Vasilenko Vladimir
            Vasilenko Vladimir April 11 2014 22: 00
            0
            Lord, and what "smart" minus stuck?
            for the sake of interest I would read about the possible consequences
        2. Basarev
          Basarev April 10 2014 18: 46
          +1
          One thing is good: when it explodes and everyone becomes not up to the world community and other heresies, it will be possible to turn China into radioactive dust under the guise. This is the only way we will be saved from the billionth horde, who will also want to profit from our wealth under the guise.
      15. balyaba
        balyaba April 9 2014 22: 40
        0
        Let Ukraine ask for help.
      16. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich April 10 2014 06: 24
        +1
        Quote: Canep
        Admit only to the ghettos and social camps, release only after passing the exam for knowledge of the Russian language and literature and the history of Russia, introduce a residency qualification for mattresses, such as more than 3, do not gather for even resettlement throughout Russia, thereby Russifying refugees
        yes tries they are needed! rot alone, put on organic fertilizer, that’s all the good.
      17. Nikita_Pilot
        Nikita_Pilot April 10 2014 09: 56
        +1
        I’m just in shock, my brain just refuses to understand this. Vanga predicted this 20 years ago! How can this be?! Everything, absolutely everything is 100% fulfilled. I still didn’t believe it! She died 20 years ago, and I felt like a fool just now.
      18. silver_roman
        silver_roman April 10 2014 13: 06
        +2
        Quote: Canep
        thereby Russify refugees.

        their liver will fall off after Russification. it's too much for an ordinary American lol
      19. lopuh
        lopuh April 11 2014 13: 31
        0
        There are three options for evaluating this message (such as "yes", "no", "or"). If it is true - maybe it will be "Armageddon". If the lie ("chupacabra") does not come from the states, then another manipulative "duck". If infa from the States, then it is quite possible that the States are going (not to be afraid) to unleash the Third World War. It is to prepare to do it, and in order to make less “come” in response, the “necessary” people are scattered. Moreover, they bought, seized, became the owners of enterprises around the world. We decided to repeat to some extent the experience of the Jewish people. Only in a glamorous version and on the nuclear ashes of Russia and China. Moreover, after that they will not have "COMPETITORS".
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    3. mirag2
      mirag2 April 9 2014 08: 36
      +4
      Here are the seismograms from there:
      http://www.isthisthingon.org/Yellowstone/daythumbs.php
      Here are the temperature plots from there-fresh:
      http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_monitoring_38.html
      1. mirag2
        mirag2 April 9 2014 08: 38
        +7
        But the bison run from there:
        1. Wellych
          Wellych April 9 2014 08: 42
          +6
          This is a foolish April Fool’s fake (see shadows and hooves)
          There is a volcano, it will not crash a little; when exactly - no one knows.
          You cannot sit in Siberia, but it can only until the moment when the surviving humanity learns to freeze and revive people.
          1. mirag2
            mirag2 April 9 2014 08: 49
            +10
            Shield volcano, much smaller than Tobo.
            Some will survive. Humanity will not die in short from this volcano.
            1. KAPITANUS
              KAPITANUS April 9 2014 09: 39
              +5
              Very positive!
            2. mamba
              mamba April 9 2014 16: 46
              +9
              Quote: mirag2
              Some will survive. Humanity will not die in short from this volcano.

              Let us remember the States, God forgive their mortal sins!
          2. bigELDAK
            bigELDAK April 9 2014 15: 26
            +2
            write a fake while the first 10 seconds are done, in the background the bison run down the slope (how much work is needed) and then another 1 bison appears on the left for 5min1sec behind the hill (see in full screen mode) and how much you need to mount, and the sound (listen) although I'm not a professional, well, very believable.
          3. mamba
            mamba April 9 2014 16: 44
            +8
            Quote: Wellych
            There is a volcano, it will not crash a little; when exactly - no one knows.

            Who needs to, knows. wink
            Vladimir Putin: "Did the bison run far from the Yellow Stone?"
            Helmet bearer: "500 kilometers, probably ..."
            Putin: "Launch the Yellow Stone !!!" good
          4. koshh
            koshh April 9 2014 19: 58
            0
            Quote: Wellych
            There is a volcano, it will not crash a little; when exactly - no one knows.

            March 9, called a friend in California. In the meantime, in a conversation, he asked how they had an earthquake, a roofing storm, he said that they survived the hurricane normally. The next day, the news broadcast about an earthquake near California with a magnitude of 4,6 points. And you say no one knows.
          5. The point
            The point April 10 2014 08: 32
            0
            Quote: Wellych
            when the surviving humanity learns to freeze ... people


            scumbags and now enough. am
        2. Sultan
          Sultan April 9 2014 08: 49
          0
          This is a fake - the shadow of the buffalo is too contrasted, while the shrubbery and yellow racks do not cast a shadow at all ...
          1. Igor39
            Igor39 April 9 2014 08: 56
            +1
            Then you have to write about reptilians here.
        3. Anper
          Anper April 9 2014 09: 35
          +2
          Quote: mirag2
          But the bison run from there:

          American bison strictly follow the rules of the road - this is not our Slavic cows that are in full flow along the road.
          In general, it’s somehow strange - the video seems to be frosty, and there’s not a single wet section on the road. Or are these super-amer roads?
        4. Bigfoot_Sev
          Bigfoot_Sev April 9 2014 10: 14
          +25
          Do you know what the trouble is in the modern media society?

          the whole news was - a herd of bison running somewhere in the yellowstone area. all! immediately "the volcano is preparing to explode!" immediately "urgently in the news!" and the whole human herd hums, repost, tweeters.

          and now the question. simple as a rail. how do you know that they are running from here?
          because the name says?
          Fox News ended up honestly saying that the bison fled into the interior of the park. that is HERE. apologized along the way for his journalist. but to all as usual do not care. supervolcano!

          here, in slow-motion mode, they cooked up an article a week later than the news itself. at least someone looked for a source of information? event checked? not! what for! America will die! Hooray! a couple of hundred million victims - awesome, I'll watch the drama from the couch! plus article! still!

          and if you think about it, then you are no better than a stupid redneck or nigga or latinos. they will tell you what - you will eat everything.
          1. zeleznijdorojnik
            zeleznijdorojnik April 9 2014 19: 28
            +2
            If, if. The news about the volcano has been going on for a week and a half. You just need to look wider than in. Even before the bison, there are classified charts of seismic activity, etc. So, look, colleague, look and find out.
            1. Bigfoot_Sev
              Bigfoot_Sev April 9 2014 22: 57
              0
              what is wider to look at?
              on rotten news? or the even more rotten term "supervolcano"? Bibsey made money out of it nine years ago. then some other forays were in the cinema. but the topic was eaten, for the epoch came on 21.12.12/XNUMX/XNUMX. and now new apocalypses are not visible, the Maya did not predict. no specific dates. boredom.

              in the end, we have: a tourist photographed buffalo running about their business, magazine whores inflated the news and sales of freeze-dried rations in the central states went up. all! that's all the news!

              classified graphics were shown on TV back in 2005. Now all these classified graphics in google pictures. I think the seismographs are displayed on the network, where they show direct data. any differences in readings will be noticeable. after all, John Smith, who works independently in this park, will gladly sell the story of the Enbisi that the authorities are hiding the growing activity and the approaching apocalypse! Well, then soldering, batteries will again increase in price, but it will disappear from the shelves of 12-gauge buckshot stores. not the first time, by the way.

              yellowstone and the question "when will it blow?" the same delicious theme in the states as the zombie apocalypse. that is, no one really believes, but it is pleasant to discuss and collectively be afraid - "we are pitiful shadows against the forces of nature and all that. blah blah blah." over a glass of beer. and then be sure to remember the president.

              so there’s nothing to look at. you can safely narrow your eyes.
        5. Andreitch
          Andreitch April 9 2014 10: 23
          +5
          And the bison seem to know traffic rules laughing
          1. Spnsr
            Spnsr April 11 2014 21: 26
            0
            Quote: Andreich
            And the bison seem to know traffic rules laughing

            they were specially trained! jogging in front of passing tourists !!! laughing I need to ask the Zapashny brothers laughing
        6. dot
          dot April 9 2014 12: 01
          +1
          they run to India, bollywood makes a disaster film the end of America
        7. Ascetic
          Ascetic April 9 2014 12: 21
          +7
          Quote: mirag2
          But the bison run from there:


          Moreover, we build a single linear distance and observing the rules of the road.
        8. ViktorKarelin
          ViktorKarelin April 9 2014 14: 56
          +1
          It really hurts like a computer buffalo ....
        9. 1Andrei
          1Andrei April 9 2014 20: 10
          +1
          Not, that's all right, well, that they all stomp on the asphalt ...
        10. Kolyma
          Kolyma April 10 2014 03: 56
          +1
          Damn, they run well, and exclusively in their lane :)))

          America, America, so that it was empty, but they even use bison according to the rules according to the rules, not like ours, sometimes there are such sheep, only there aren’t enough horns laughing
        11. Fanat1984
          Fanat1984 April 11 2014 22: 05
          0
          By the way, running with traffic rules! laughing
      2. Danafxnumx
        Danafxnumx April 9 2014 14: 48
        +1
        Quote: mirag2
        Here are the seismograms from there:
        http://www.isthisthingon.org/Yellowstone/daythumbs.php
        Here are the temperature plots from there-fresh:
        http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_monitoring_38.html

        judging by these data, everything is normal there ...
    4. Sterlya
      Sterlya April 9 2014 08: 53
      +3
      Quote: serega.fedotov
      Americans with this behavior will run out before the volcano works!

      You can accelerate the eruption. blast a charge of several megatons over a volcano, for example. Maybe it will work? wassat
      1. Hort
        Hort April 9 2014 10: 59
        +2
        after a charge of several megatons of volcanoes is no longer necessary in principle)
      2. poccinin
        poccinin April 9 2014 11: 13
        0
        3 years without the Sun at an annual temperature of -21 degrees and where more. A layer of ash on the entire planet is 5 cm.
      3. Sulfuric acid
        Sulfuric acid April 11 2014 01: 41
        0
        you need to charge the "Voevoda" with a monoblock 10 Mt (it seems) warhead with a fuse set for instant (shock) action. Then hit right into the epicenter above the magma chamber. As I understand it, hydrodynamic compression waves in incompressible magma will cause the plate above the chamber to break and the magma will break out. Although if there is a plate of 8 km ... All hope then is precisely for a shock wave in an incompressible liquid :-)
    5. Max_Bauder
      Max_Bauder April 9 2014 08: 53
      +31
      Volcanoes, you know, are allergic to Sodom and Gomorrah.

      Ask Pompeii.
      1. Igor39
        Igor39 April 9 2014 09: 01
        +2
        I'm already digging myself a bomb shelter laughing
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov April 9 2014 09: 17
          +6
          Quote: Igor39
          I'm already digging myself a bomb shelter

          I still dug by December 21, 2012 laughing
          1. Igor39
            Igor39 April 9 2014 09: 22
            +1
            Pretty boy! But I didn’t believe it that time. laughing
          2. Igor39
            Igor39 April 9 2014 09: 25
            +1
            By the way, my friends asked me: Igor, what do you think will be what? .. I said, of course! Get ready, and take more vodka! laughing
        2. vadson
          vadson April 9 2014 09: 41
          +2
          Quote: Igor39
          I'm already digging myself a bomb shelter laughing

          I have the ability in the garage to pit potatoes, pickled jams, enough for the season. Yes, and the Urals will not hurt, I hope, although we have two plates collided, but they are very old, there should not be any shocks
    6. ShturmKGB
      ShturmKGB April 9 2014 10: 02
      0
      Let the Ministry of Emergency Situations send them rubber boats ...
    7. zvereok
      zvereok April 9 2014 10: 23
      +5
      Stoop. And who will give 17,5 trillions? And most importantly, what?
      1. Letun
        Letun April 9 2014 11: 09
        +9
        Quote: zvereok
        Stoop. And who will give 17,5 trillions? And most importantly, what?

        Do you naively believe that the US plans to pay off its debts someday? Well, if only the 3rd world.
        1. The point
          The point April 10 2014 08: 35
          0
          Quote: Letun
          Well, if only the 3rd world.

          so you do not know?
          1. Fanat1984
            Fanat1984 April 11 2014 22: 16
            0
            I’m in the know, by the way, the other day I go to check the soap, and I have a letter from Facebook that a crowd is asking me to be friends (I registered there in the fall of 2010 and didn’t show up again, having safely forgotten about it). I go to the face, and they write to me that my account is blocked and offer to go through the unlock procedure. Passed by, and they tell me that my account was blocked due to the fact that someone or I tried to enter from the area where I had never entered before, and even gave the address up to the apartment and ID - it was Canada! I go to my page, and there is some kind of h * m * o * w * n * and * to Kuklus Klanovsky in the photo and in my friends I have 18 more !!! And in one of the closed albums, a bunch of photos from the Maidan with the participation of the same faces as in the photo !!! am
      2. MBA78
        MBA78 April 9 2014 16: 12
        0
        IF YOU ASK, BEFORE HOW TO EVACUATE, LET FIRST ALL OF THEIR NUCLEAR AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS WILL BE DELIVERED TO RUSSIA ...
        1. Nikita_Pilot
          Nikita_Pilot April 10 2014 11: 04
          0
          they will do it first of all, and even who there dreamed of an avionic shock grouping.
        2. Spnsr
          Spnsr April 11 2014 21: 30
          0
          Quote: MBA78
          IF YOU ASK, BEFORE HOW TO EVACUATE, LET FIRST ALL OF THEIR NUCLEAR AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS WILL BE DELIVERED TO RUSSIA ...

          and they will prove that they are not gay, to corrupt our children!
      3. Nikita_Pilot
        Nikita_Pilot April 10 2014 11: 02
        0
        Ashes, or maybe new sanctions.
    8. Duelist
      Duelist April 9 2014 11: 09
      +1
      It seems that they "will be rewarded for their deeds." And how they are "loved" all over the world, they obviously deserve!
      1. Vasilenko Vladimir
        Vasilenko Vladimir April 9 2014 16: 15
        0
        Quote: Duelist
        It seems that they "will be rewarded for their deeds"

        I would say that everyone will be rewarded for the deeds of the Pindos, but God forbid, this volcano is withering little will not seem to everyone
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    10. AVV
      AVV April 9 2014 11: 15
      +1
      Quote: serega.fedotov
      Americans with this behavior will run out before the volcano works!

      The Russian Space Agency is ready to take part in them, on a commercial basis, to provide rocket launchers for relocating US citizens to a satellite of the earth. A colony of US citizens will be built there !!! Some of the citizens will move to Saudi Arabia, closer to oil !!! And also to Australian continent !!! A star-striped flag in their hand !!!
    11. xbhxbr-777
      xbhxbr-777 April 9 2014 11: 42
      +2
      That’s for sure! At first they didn’t give a damn about the World - but now they’ll have to apologize if they have time! And those who advocated the entry of troops into Ukraine and those who did not even know where it was would be a god of punishment! No need to fight with Russia! This is the land of God !!!
    12. INVESTOR
      INVESTOR April 9 2014 12: 34
      0
      It’s necessary to drop a nuclear bomb on a volcano so that it works faster)))
    13. Army1
      Army1 April 9 2014 13: 15
      +1
      I do not want to seem like an ardent skeptic, but still, no matter how you believe it is hard to believe that a big disaster will happen now. Of course, deep down, you understand that ordinary people are not to blame for anything, and it’s a pity for animals, well, there are a lot of dhf they did for us. I don’t want our land to be at least somehow concerned. Yes, and many will now begin to predict the 3rd world amid the search for a new home for the Americans, no one gives, and we have plenty of land, but I’m afraid they won’t get it.
      1. cumastra1
        cumastra1 April 9 2014 15: 09
        0
        Sorry, I didn’t understand - the end of the world will come from America, judging by the map - it is to America.
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    14. Hans grohman
      Hans grohman April 9 2014 23: 36
      0
      What you can’t imagine to distract the electorate from its own insolvency and inferiority.
    15. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich April 10 2014 06: 22
      +1
      Quote: serega.fedotov
      Americans with this behavior will run out before the volcano works!

      Putin promised Obama to turn the states to ashes ...
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  3. Sterlya
    Sterlya April 9 2014 08: 31
    +37
    well him. It’s better to attach the Bison from there. We’ll do more good for the planet. We can attach bison for free
    1. unclevad
      unclevad April 9 2014 09: 08
      +10
      Yes, bison need to be arranged. let the Americans settle in Africa themselves. There, a lot of questions have accumulated for them among the local population. fellow
  4. skyil
    skyil April 9 2014 08: 31
    +16
    Not guys, in Siberia there will be selection, face control, guess who will not pass it? stop
    1. Nayhas
      Nayhas April 9 2014 08: 36
      -15%
      Quote: skyil
      Not guys, in Siberia there will be selection, face control, guess who will not pass it? stop

      Chinese? If they break, then how do you stop them?
      1. skyil
        skyil April 9 2014 08: 42
        +6
        It's not about the Chinese, China currently supports GDP. It's about saving mattresses and what and how Obamych and his minions are doing this!
        1. Nayhas
          Nayhas April 9 2014 10: 29
          -1
          Quote: skyil
          It's not about the Chinese; China currently supports GDP

          Yeah, when the world cataclysm begins, it will certainly keep them from migrating ...
          It's about saving mattresses

          And how will they move to Siberia during the cataclysm? Swim?
      2. alicante11
        alicante11 April 9 2014 09: 30
        -3
        Chinese? If they break, then how do you stop them?


        There are enough cartridges for everyone. There is still much left of the USSR from this good.
      3. vadson
        vadson April 9 2014 09: 49
        +6
        say nonsense, look at the map of the population of China, they have the bulk of the population in the south and east coast, the western part is empty. if there is a good tsunami, the east will wash away, by the way, like our Vladivostok, and the whales in the west will have to deal with the Indians, they are also lard there
        1. Nayhas
          Nayhas April 9 2014 10: 28
          +2
          Quote: vadson
          say nonsense, look at the population map of China,

          They have in the north and central part which the tsunami will not wash away the population unequivocally than in all of Russia and when the armageddean begins, then they will all rush where it is better, and if it is better in Siberia (which is rather doubtful), then nothing will make them .. .
      4. Nikita_Pilot
        Nikita_Pilot April 10 2014 11: 07
        0
        The last time stopped Gradami and Tornadoes. Now Hurricanes, Pinocchio, Tornadoes and many, many more interesting things.
  5. bubalik
    bubalik April 9 2014 08: 31
    +2
    However, the US government is sounding real alarm. And even plans expensive programs to relocate Americans to other continents


    ,,, the great relocation-2 laughing , Duc after all that they did, who will take them, only they will crawl into Africa if ,,, wassat
  6. dimarm74
    dimarm74 April 9 2014 08: 33
    +16
    Garbage ... bison do not leave the reserve ... I sometimes watch the webcam from Yellowstone ... Bison walk there ... not always, but every two days they are observed at the geysers. And the fact that the Americans themselves can drag a tactical nuclear charge there, bang it, so to speak ... "organize" a cataclysm and write off debts for this business, this is more likely.
    1. Egoza
      Egoza April 9 2014 08: 56
      +19
      Quote: dimarm74
      Bullshit ... do not leave the bison reserve.

      The fact that not everyone leaves is understandable. But the fact that many animals leave is a fact. This was discussed several years ago at a conference on ecology. And there was considered the rate of temperature increase and so on. Pity the animals! That's who to save!

      "And the end of the world will come from America" ​​... is it the Americans who are making themselves leaders here? You'd better think that "The end of the world will come FOR America."
      The Lord’s plans are not known to us! America may crash like waste from an experiment and stop there! wink
      1. Vanko
        Vanko April 9 2014 13: 56
        +2
        Not if Yellowstone bangs, it will fly to everyone. And given the dependence of modern man on infrastructure, few will survive. Even in Siberia ... recourse
        1. Vasilenko Vladimir
          Vasilenko Vladimir April 9 2014 16: 33
          0
          during the Krakatau eruption, the average annual temperature in the northern hemisphere decreased by 0,8 degrees

          .
          In the descriptions of the impending catastrophe, volcanologists say that the eruption will destroy 80% of all life on Earth, North America will drown, and the remaining people will have to survive "underground." Volcanic ash is the most dangerous phenomenon during an eruption. Particles of ash are so small that neither gauze dressings nor respirators protect them. Once in the mouth and lungs, the ash mixes with saliva and mucus, hardens and turns into cement.

          Territories located thousands of kilometers from the volcano may be most at risk. When the layer of volcanic ash reaches a thickness of 15 centimeters, the load on the roofs will become too large and the buildings will begin to crumble. It is estimated that between one and fifty people in each house will die or be seriously injured. This will be the main cause of death in areas around the pyroclastic wave around Yellowstone, where the layer of ash will be no less than 60 centimeters. It is noteworthy that the dead zone of ashfall almost entirely falls on the territory of the United States only slightly affecting Canada and Mexico and completely covering the Great Plains.

          A few days before the explosion, the crust above the supervolcano will rise several meters. In this case, the soil will heat up to 60-70 degrees. In the atmosphere, the concentration of hydrogen sulfide and helium will increase sharply. The first thing that Americans will see is a cloud of volcanic ash, which will rise into the atmosphere to a height of 40-50 kilometers. Huge masses of rock will throw to a huge height. When they fall, they will cover a gigantic territory. In the first hours of a new eruption in Yellowstone, an area within a radius of 1000 kilometers around the epicenter will be destroyed. Here, in immediate danger are the inhabitants of almost the entire American northwest (Seattle) and parts of Canada (Calgary, Vancouver, Edmonton).

          In an area of ​​10 thousand square kilometers, streams of red-hot mud will rage, the so-called pyroclastic wave - the most deadly product of an eruption. They will arise when the pressure of the lava hitting high into the atmosphere weakens and part of the column collapses in the vicinity with a huge avalanche, burning everything in its path. In pyroclastic flows of such proportions it will be impossible to survive. At temperatures above 400 degrees, human bodies will simply weld, the flesh will separate from the bones. Hot slurry will kill about 200 thousand people in the first minutes after the start of the eruption.
          1. Tektor
            Tektor April 9 2014 17: 37
            0
            I hope Barobama doesn’t notice ... Whisper: Alaska is not in danger ... There is gas ... And seafood ... Got it?
        2. Nikita_Pilot
          Nikita_Pilot April 10 2014 11: 28
          0
          Siberia will not touch further. 600 thousand years ago it didn’t touch, but everything will become colder by exactly 10 degrees exactly. Yes, and there’s not a big BUT, so to speak, three years in the dark, Moscow and possibly the Krasnodar Territory will live, unfortunately, the Crimea. And the ashes after that GOOD, volcanic ash is the best fertilizer on the planet. So that it will not affect us much. Don’t worry, USA will teach us how to live on our territory properly if they get to us. It seems to me that if this happens, the American empire will simply die, and if they ask us and we let them go, then they will return to their historical permanent residence they’re unlikely to go, well, at least 40 percent will definitely remain, and that’s about even with a discount of 104 million people .104 mil people will need to both Russify and give them all a job, and how to use them. One good, we will not need guest workers in general. Amerikosy at construction sites will be a common occurrence. We are not bad people - we will help in difficult times to all how we helped the Volga Germans who still live with us or the French in 1812.
    2. ziqzaq
      ziqzaq April 9 2014 08: 59
      +14
      Quote: dimarm74
      Garbage ... bison do not leave the reserve ... I sometimes watch the webcam from Yellowstone ... Bison walk there ... not always, but every two days they are observed at the geysers. And the fact that the Americans themselves can drag a tactical nuclear charge there, bang it, so to speak ... "organize" a cataclysm and write off debts for this business, this is more likely.

      Yeah, then the Maya predicted the end of the world, then warming, then the Russians are coming ... The main thing is to make the people feel: "Live here and now", that is, spend money, get into debt - move the economy and enrich the oligorkhat ...
      In general, the Americans left the main topic. What is the main problem of modern creativity, right - dandruff, and then a volcano, volcano .....
  7. siberko
    siberko April 9 2014 08: 33
    +6
    all this nonsense ..... although God sees all the sins of the Americans ... it’s not for nothing that Grandma Wang gave Obama the last president of America
  8. Sterlya
    Sterlya April 9 2014 08: 34
    +4
    I am categorically against the settlement of amers. especially for green toilet papers. even for gold per ton per 1pc. amera
  9. Nayhas
    Nayhas April 9 2014 08: 35
    0
    The safest place is considered the Eastern European part of Russia and Siberia.

    So South Africa will be preferable, Siberia will cover exactly ashes like the European part of the continent. On the other hand, what is the point of hiding there, if, in the language of J. Silver, "the living will envy the dead" ... Everyone will have a khan, some at once, some from hunger, some will be eaten, and some will choke ...
    1. alicante11
      alicante11 April 9 2014 09: 35
      +3
      What a man who knows. And the volcanologist also knows how much ash will be thrown out and where he will fly, and the meteorologist knows where the air currents from Yellowstone are directed. But it’s just impossible to think, apparently, that the ash will not reach Siberia from America, except in the stratosphere, and from there it will gradually fall out across the planet, but it’s unlikely to “fall asleep”.
      1. Nayhas
        Nayhas April 9 2014 10: 35
        -4
        Quote: alicante11
        From what a man who knows.

        Thank you!
        Quote: alicante11
        I just can’t think

        Ahhh, you are sarcastic ...
        Quote: alicante11
        the ash will not reach Siberia from America, except in the stratosphere, and from there it will gradually fall out across the planet, but it is unlikely to "fall asleep".

        And where did I have to "fall asleep"? It will cover me, like the whole world ...
  10. ZU-23
    ZU-23 April 9 2014 08: 35
    +1
    Amerikosy then chukhut live in Alaska and then it will be necessary to discuss with us laughing
    1. 225chay
      225chay April 9 2014 09: 02
      0
      Quote: ZU-23
      Amerikosy then chukhut live in Alaska and then it will be necessary to discuss with us


      In Antarctica, it would be their place to be honest ...
  11. Sergg
    Sergg April 9 2014 08: 39
    +10
    There is such a prophecy in the Orthodox world that during World War III, America will be completely destroyed and not by force of arms. For the debauchery that they sowed in the world, for those wars that they unleashed, and for the third world war which they will unleash will be the retribution of God to the wicked.

    By the way, during the explosion of a volcano, no one can escape, this will happen extremely quickly.
  12. johnsnz
    johnsnz April 9 2014 08: 41
    +5
    Where are the bison going? In the UA?
  13. Weigher
    Weigher April 9 2014 08: 42
    +20
    According to the US plan, temporary housing for millions of Americans should be built in South Africa.
    According to the plan of South Africa, plantations for millions of Americans should be built. laughing laughing laughing
    1. The Art of War
      The Art of War April 9 2014 09: 08
      +3
      laughing laughing laughing The United States has not yet returned gold to China so that South Africa will wait until plantations from the beginning they will plow on China laughing
    2. PPL
      PPL April 9 2014 10: 24
      +1
      Quote: Weigher
      According to the US plan, temporary housing for millions of Americans should be built in South Africa.
      According to the plan of South Africa, plantations for millions of Americans should be built. laughing laughing laughing

      According to the US plan, under the pretext of a volcanic eruption, it will be possible to occupy several countries with a real economy. This will relieve the main territory of blacks and other unemployed who are hanging on the neck of the government. yes
  14. Bobxnumx
    Bobxnumx April 9 2014 08: 42
    +5
    Americans through their actions attract a lot of negative. When the critical mass of negativity accumulates, the United States will tear, and this is apparently just around the corner.
    1. fif21
      fif21 April 9 2014 09: 16
      +2
      Quote: Bob0859

      Bobxnumx


      Today, 08: 42

      ↓ New


      Americans through their actions attract a lot of negative. When the critical mass of negativity accumulates, the United States will tear, and this is apparently just around the corner.
      I agree! God marks the assault.
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  15. timhelmet
    timhelmet April 9 2014 08: 47
    +3
    As in that bike: "The old woman did not suffer for a long time in high-voltage wires"
    If we shelter the poor fellow, then we populate somewhere north of the nt, so that we get used to domestic living conditions))).
    We will have another subject Amerovskaya region. And the regional center is the city of American.
  16. Terrible ensign
    Terrible ensign April 9 2014 08: 49
    +7
    "The elephants are going north!" - said in one old anecdote about intelligence ...
    The bison go south ... America, by virtue of its policy, goes to ... winked
  17. askort154
    askort154 April 9 2014 08: 50
    +8
    The White House begins to panic, only Abamka is calm. He has a place to hide - with relatives in Africa ..
    1. waisson
      waisson April 9 2014 09: 08
      +30
      Abamik may it point
      1. The Art of War
        The Art of War April 9 2014 18: 06
        +1
        Yes, as Casey Obama predicted would be the last US president!
      2. The point
        The point April 10 2014 08: 38
        0
        Quote: waisson
        Abamik may it point

        no, just a blot.
      3. sazhka4
        sazhka4 April 20 2014 20: 15
        0
        I was given .. Strange ..
  18. goody
    goody April 9 2014 08: 50
    +2
    Maybe all the American trash should be sent to the furnace of the volcano, you see, the remaining 314 million will be pardoned.
  19. torrr38_41
    torrr38_41 April 9 2014 08: 51
    0
    Why not everyone was "scared" of the past "end of the world"? wassat Who benefits from these puzhalka? Nothing more to write about?
  20. Prapor Afonya
    Prapor Afonya April 9 2014 08: 52
    +7
    Quote: serega.fedotov
    Americans with this behavior will run out before the volcano works!

    Yeah, if the volcano works, again RUSSIANS will be to blame!
    1. Egoza
      Egoza April 9 2014 09: 01
      +5
      Quote: Prapor Afonya
      Yeah, if the volcano works, again RUSSIANS will be to blame!

      Well, if it DOES NOT WORK, then the Russians will also be to blame! laughing
  21. Sultan
    Sultan April 9 2014 08: 53
    +4
    The danger of a volcanic eruption is not exaggerated. If something like this happens, then the entire planet will have a nuclear (volcanic) winter for 1,5-3 years, until the volcanic ash, dust and aerosol settle down ... Maybe it’s not for nothing that the Indians print green wrappers, accumulating astronomical debts - pay there will be no one for them ... So they will not breathe before death.
  22. FunkschNNX
    FunkschNNX April 9 2014 08: 54
    +9
    The end of the world will come from America from America in general a lot of g ... comes.
  23. zeleznijdorojnik
    zeleznijdorojnik April 9 2014 08: 59
    +4
    In vain you equal all amers under one comb. Yes, the last 30-40 years they are corrupted and spoiled as a nation, but there were prototypes of heroes of London London and builders and engineers of Ford factories and discoverers, business people who really moved the industry, and did not play on the stock exchange, farmers. I think if everything about the volcano is true, you can take a dozen or two million white amers, naturally, by competition and send them to build the northern course of the BAM, populate the top of the map in the same Siberia, etc.
    1. Vanko
      Vanko April 9 2014 14: 02
      +1
      Well yes, to Magadan laughing
  24. mabuta
    mabuta April 9 2014 09: 00
    +13
    With such a policy, and without any volcanoes, they will reach the end.
    1. Karen
      Karen April 9 2014 21: 09
      +2
      sorry he will not see it .....
  25. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 April 9 2014 09: 01
    +5
    Mr. Obama may ask for help not only from South Africa or Australia, but also from Russians: after all, the Siberians will bypass the consequences of super-eruption
    Mr. Obama's Great Migration ...
    1. aywan
      aywan April 10 2014 00: 50
      0
      I hope Mr. Obama will be the last to leave this sinking ship ...
  26. sazhka4
    sazhka4 April 9 2014 09: 01
    +13
    American gays refused to drink Russian vodka, because after it it attracts women. Sanctions however. Scary already horror ..
  27. zeleznijdorojnik
    zeleznijdorojnik April 9 2014 09: 01
    +2
    In general, it surprises South Africa for $ 10 billion, if in 10 years mother nature itself cancels the dollar? I understand, with a piece of gold or with technologies, machines, etc.
    1. Nayhas
      Nayhas April 9 2014 10: 37
      0
      Quote: zeleznijdorojnik
      In general, it surprises South Africa for $ 10 billion, if in 10 years mother nature itself cancels the dollar? I understand, with a piece of gold or with technologies, machines, etc.

      If a global cataclysm happens, then who will need this gold? Do not throw in the stove, do not put in the pot ... in the consumer sense of course ...
  28. mamont5
    mamont5 April 9 2014 09: 02
    +3
    "The end of the world will come from America"

    More likely - The end of the world will come to America!
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 April 9 2014 16: 32
      0
      RUNNED WOULD NOT BE CHILDREN IN THE PARTY OF THE PENTAGOHA
  29. parusnik
    parusnik April 9 2014 09: 02
    +4
    Let's live before .. before the disaster .. About this volcano from the beginning of perestroika they write ...
  30. 0255
    0255 April 9 2014 09: 02
    +2
    Maybe it’s enough to scare us with the end of the world? As Zadornov said, we write in the newspapers articles about the end of the world for tomorrow and a program for television programs for the next week wassat
    1. Mr.M
      Mr.M April 9 2014 10: 51
      +2
      yeah, then the end of the Mayan calendar, then the planet Nibiru will fly, then the hadron collider will sings out everyone .. soon we will measure time not for years, but fake doomsday)
      1. 0255
        0255 April 9 2014 15: 59
        0
        Quote: Mr.M
        yeah, then the end of the Mayan calendar, then the planet Nibiru will fly, then the hadron collider will sings out everyone .. soon we will measure time not for years, but fake doomsday)

        I'm glad that not one of me got messages about the end of the world fellow
  31. naGua
    naGua April 9 2014 09: 04
    +1
    They will definitely forget about Ukraine and NATO with their "drang nach osten" ... But seriously, such horror stories have existed always and everywhere. Society has become more atheistic and people have ceased to be afraid of the "second coming", but a lot of "scientific" scenarios of the end of the world have appeared. The Ozone Hole with AIDS, the alien attack, for example, has become less popular. And the "bad Russians", that is. you and I, somehow old, don't roll so well. Even though they are trying to bring back the hysteria. You have to make money on something else. The human mind is always on the lookout (sarcasm).
  32. dr.Bo
    dr.Bo April 9 2014 09: 04
    0
    First, the Indians need to change the rhetoric !! And then we'll think about accepting ...
  33. Siberia 9444
    Siberia 9444 April 9 2014 09: 05
    +3
    TO SIBERIA? Yes, we need them here !!!!!!! negative
    1. 0255
      0255 April 9 2014 16: 05
      0
      You Siberians, of course, do not need amerikosy, but Bush the Younger, when he was president, declared that Russia alone was not entitled to use the enormous wealth that Siberia has. The type of wealth of Siberia is in the public domain.
  34. Egor69
    Egor69 April 9 2014 09: 12
    +1
    Yes, and the economic model, like in Saudi Arabia, the Indigenous people live like kings, and in the mines all kinds of hitting Americans work. And their whips, whips ....., especially blacks laughing
  35. favn
    favn April 9 2014 09: 16
    +3
    Judging by the map, the Volcano's sight is slightly knocked down. A little further east you need ... To guarantee the White House was covered ...
  36. Ilja 22
    Ilja 22 April 9 2014 09: 19
    +2
    Retribution is near, for all that vile they have done, they will have to answer, their nature punishes periodically, they push their nose where they don’t need to, they do more than ... they call more.
    People would be evacuated from the nearest places, it’s not for nothing that they talk about the increased activity of the volcano, what democracy is built everywhere
  37. valday
    valday April 9 2014 09: 19
    +1
    We’ll wait and see, otherwise scientists are much more likely to predict and terribly catch up.
  38. Stiletto
    Stiletto April 9 2014 09: 27
    +2
    In anticipation of this terrible disaster, Mr. Obama may ask for help not only from South Africa or Australia, but also from Russians

    Well, nobody needs an aggressive tame monkey?
  39. Veter
    Veter April 9 2014 09: 27
    +2
    And even plans expensive programs to relocate Americans to other continents.

    Yeah, who and where is waiting for them?
  40. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF April 9 2014 09: 31
    +2
    On a fig of South Africa billions of dollars if there are no states. Could trillions promise, only chur in rolls and softer that there was a sense.
  41. Kodar 75
    Kodar 75 April 9 2014 09: 32
    +3
    Nature would punish better the American elite and those involved in them for all their iniquities. It’s a pity for ordinary Americans, ordinary citizens of their country, SUCH SAME USUAL PEOPLE AS WE ARE WITH YOU !!!
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 April 9 2014 16: 41
      +1
      IT IS POSSIBLE TO HOSPITAL ONLY THE INDIANS, AND THE OTHER LETS DISCUSS THERE FROM WHERE THEIR ANCESTORS PANAYEHALA ...
  42. mamont5
    mamont5 April 9 2014 09: 32
    +2
    “200 million white people live in America, and many of them will decide to flee to South Africa. They will create big problems here, destabilize the situation and,“ maybe even bring back apartheid. ”The doctor summed up:“ South Africa is not for sale. ”

    True, Americans are a destabilizing factor everywhere. And now, instead of tackling their problems, they are climbing to Ukraine. Did they decide to settle there? So we also do not need such neighbors in FIG.
  43. Wolland
    Wolland April 9 2014 09: 33
    +2
    Quote: timhelmet
    If we shelter the poor fellow, then we populate somewhere north of the nt, so that we get used to domestic living conditions))).
    We will have another subject Amerovskaya region. And the regional center is the city of American.



    Thanks Colleague, neighing)))))))))))))))))))).

    which will constantly need to be dated by homophobes, chisburgers, prostitutes.
    1. aywan
      aywan April 10 2014 00: 55
      0
      Introduce sanctions for those who don’t drink vodka, send polar bears to teach democracy
  44. shitovmg
    shitovmg April 9 2014 09: 46
    +3
    Need to take !!!! Siberia, the Far East, the Arctic - everything must be mastered. First, under guard, of course, then in settlements and on reservations, to compensate us for the costs of the Cold War, arrogance and arrogance. And who, besides us, Russians, will protect the unfortunate "animals" ?! wassat laughing
  45. parazit
    parazit April 9 2014 09: 46
    +3
    they won’t come up with a current, if only not to pay debts! laughing
  46. ochakow703
    ochakow703 April 9 2014 09: 47
    +7
    So, stand, be afraid! I do not understand, our Siberia is a garbage dump? That banderlog to us for re-education, now even better - mattress to save. I spoke about the sapper blade and the Ural Mountains. So the expansion of the Berengov Strait is out of the question, there Alaska is Russian land. And let the Americans survive on their own. They will understand who they really are for all of humanity. But it’s worth considering Africa, but to resettle the Americans only on the same conditions on which black slaves resettled in America.
  47. morpogr
    morpogr April 9 2014 09: 48
    +1
    The apocalypse is coming in America they themselves have prophesied disasters themselves with their films, now they are looking for where to dump and at the same time they only aggravate the problem with their own shale developments.
  48. Lyton
    Lyton April 9 2014 09: 49
    +3
    Jokes are jokes, but the whole world will suffer, if cho.
    1. Nayhas
      Nayhas April 9 2014 10: 41
      0
      Quote: Lyton
      Jokes are jokes, but the whole world will suffer, if cho.

      And here it’s not accepted to think about it, it doesn’t reach many that death will come to the whole world ... And the Americans will still get off easily, they will die right away, and the whole world will be tormented for many years ...
      1. Evgenij.
        Evgenij. April 10 2014 04: 53
        0
        The world will endure for several years, then the dust will settle!
  49. Gomunkul
    Gomunkul April 9 2014 09: 49
    +6
    The end of the world will come from America
    The end of the world will come if Chubais is made responsible for all the energy of the globe, and only the United States. yes
    1. vvp2412
      vvp2412 April 9 2014 15: 16
      +1
      Not. Then there will simply be a blackout of sunlight from the globe for non-payment! :)
  50. Keeper
    Keeper April 9 2014 09: 58
    +6
    I agree to allocate for President Obama 10 one hundred square meters near his home ..... to arrange his life in Hell!
    The rest of the population here in Russia will find a normal place for everyone!
    We are hospitable and not vindictive! (Obama does not count))))
    1. jayich
      jayich April 9 2014 10: 14
      +14
      Then Kerry is to me, he will be re-educated on my battered 35 acres smile
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    3. demon184
      demon184 April 9 2014 12: 36
      +1
      I would give him a 2 * 2 plot.
      1. Docent1984
        Docent1984 April 9 2014 12: 56
        0
        2X1 is enough) and 2m. depth)
    4. vvp2412
      vvp2412 April 9 2014 15: 15
      +2
      But I do not agree to give shelter in Russia to those who spread rot all of humanity for a century! God apparently is in heaven! All right!