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In the blue eye

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In the blue eye
Figure by Igor KONDENKO



Well, dear, so she comes - tin ... damn you! .. life is "like in Europe"! No wonder, therefore, they froze on the Maidan ... these ... well ... ears (in!). Not in vain the country on the rack ... no ... on the rack reared.

As the head of the upper chamber of the Polish parliament, Bogdan Borusewicz, told authoritatively to Ukrainian journalists in Warsaw, “Citizens of Ukraine should be prepared for a sharp deterioration in the standard of living due to the introduction of reforms necessary for the country”. Yep Get ready, dear, the European bright future is getting closer and closer. And sharply get ready. And then happiness will fall on your head - well, that is, that very sharp deterioration in the standard of living - and you will not have time to rejoice.

Yes, we didn’t manage to dry the ink under the agreement on political sewage disposal ... or whatever it is called? .. associations (exactly!) With Europe - and everything millions of Ukrainians dreamed about becomes dust ... pain ... yeah, come true (of course! ).

By the way, Mr. Borusewicz strictly warned, the Ukrainians got the last chance to sharply worsen their standard of living ... well, that is, to carry out the necessary reforms for the country. Reforms, why are they necessary? That's right: to make people worse off. So here. Europe then organized one revolution without a bottle for us, but now the second one. And this, the head of the Polish Senate stated resolutely, “a second and last chance.” “First lost politicians. This is for Ukraine the question “to be or not to be” ... For the third time we will not support the “Orange Revolution,” he categorically stressed.

But I am sure that the question "to drink or not to drink" ... no ... "to beat or not to beat" ... i.e. even “to be or not to be” is not worth it. Of course, be! Well, that is a sharp deterioration in living standards, which, as you know, in Ukraine means “reforms”. Yes, we have, if the standard of living has not been lowered to the people, then it’s not a reformer at all, but a complete incompetent.

Glory to Balog, with reformers now a full openwork. “I know these people and I can say that there is a tremendous determination to carry out reforms,” the Polish politician assured.

This is yes. Determination is huge. Let's say: “The Cabinet of Ministers intends to increase heat tariffs for the population by 120% over 4 years,” Arseny Yatsenyuk rejoiced on Shuster-Live. Very determined. Immediately obvious: the categorical reformer!

Or, another thing: “this year we will not increase the minimum living standards ... as it was on 1 in January, it will be so until the end of this year.” Not only that, “prices will rise. The dollar has grown, which means that everything will grow. We forecast inflation from 12 to 14%. This is a rise in prices. ”

Head! In the sense of high reformist qualities Yatsenyuk do not put a finger in his mouth. Rates - up! Prices - up! A living wage - on the spot!

“I told you that exactly in this studio such decisions will not be slammed,” concluded Arseny Petrovich. Our pollitrologist rather opened up the mitten, they say, really: before it was necessary not to clap with ears - during various kinds of opposition rallies and other Maidan. But this guboshlepa ... well, that is, not Yatsenyuk, of course, but our half-litrologist ... you don’t need to listen, he would only have to debase the reforms.

Arseny Petrovich won, even with family happiness, he is ready to sacrifice in the name of reforms: “It may even be that my wife will think whether to vote for me or not.” But, dear, do not worry. Soon, Arseny Petrovich will have everything he needs. Well, that is, to their seats. “But a period will pass, time will pass, and everything will fall into place.” That is how it will rise.

By the way ... Well, that is, not by the way, but interestingly: “Europe can supply 25 billion to Ukraine for Ukraine. a cube of gas that will be $ 100 cheaper than a Russian one. ” This was also notified by Prime Minister Yatsenyuk. Very optimistic, right? Especially against the background of an increase in utility rates for 120%.

Our pollitrolog only, as always, began to blunt, they say that before people - gas is cheaper or more expensive, if in any case a sharp deterioration in living standards is coming? In whose pocket will these $ 100 go then? .. But I plugged this provocateur. He would only consider money in other people's pockets.

And in general, whoever doesn’t have enough money: “We need to drink less, go in for sports!”, As Arseny Petrovich advised during the presentation of his reform program to BP ...

Cheerful everyday life of our young democracy will not leave anyone indifferent. That Sashko Bily during the detention will kill himself with a second shot in the heart. That associates, "pravoseki" by the old Maidan habit to storm the Verkhovna Rada will go. By the way, this incident was sharply condemned by the EU High Representative for the Common Foreign and Security Policy Catherine Ashton: “I strongly condemn the pressure from right-wing sector activists who surrounded the building of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine. Such intimidation of parliament violates democratic principles and the rule of law, ”she suddenly realized.

And the peasants and I fell into a stupor: after all, quite recently such actions were referred to only as “civil position expression” and “non-violent democratic protests”. Ramsa, is this Ms. Ashton lured? Democratic scent lost? After all, if it were not for “intimidation of parliament” —when Democrats with bats and machine guns were driving deputies to adopt, without a bottle, speaking democratic laws — there would have been no removal of V. Yanukovych from power, or “acting. President Turchinov, ”nor, finally, the government of decisive reformers headed by Arseniy Yatsenyuk.

And then here on Khreshchatyk near the restaurant with the democratic name “Mafia” the case was: “pravosek” from a firearm weapons injured three people, including the first deputy chairman of the KSCA. But, dear, soon everything cleared up. As reported on his Facebook page, Interior Minister Mr. Avakov, "the gunman was drunk." It makes a big difference! For he took the “pravosek” for surely for European values, which he had recently promoted on the Maidan with the same degenerate ... br-rr ... democrats, like himself, with the help of cobblestones and other democratic paraphernalia.

From the cottage of V. Medvedchuk in Transcarpathia, paintings and icons of 10 million disappeared. After the “Right Sector” removed its security without a snack, the investment company Sport-Tour, the formal owner of the recreation center, contacted the police with a statement: “During the inventory of the property of the recreation center ... a colossal material damage ... 28 paintings and 6 icons having historical and artistic value. "

Well, why not "without a trace"? Cottage because aesthetes ts guarded. Democratic people are drawn to art. Again, the “Right Sector” - people are stealing ... vinegar in my pile! .. believers. Now, I suppose, they pray before kidnapped ... that is, borrowed images for democracy and European values.

It is hard, it becomes hard for true lovers of democracy. So provocateurs strive to discredit these hemorrhoids ... but what the hell! .. heroes of the Maidan (exactly!). Cuddled, for example, that Mr. Lizard ... or whatever? .. Mr. Yarosh (for sure!) Drives around in cars from President Yanukovich’s car park. But in the “First Sex” ... pardonte ... “Right Sector” gave these insinuators a purely concrete response: “Sorry, did the PS have to BUY cars in a revolutionary time?” - they pinned the demagogues to the wall with a simple question on the Pravosek party page in Facebook That's it! BUY cars, when they can be democratically taken from someone? Well European values ​​in the country assert!

The insinuators would have remembered that Mr. Yarosh rolls on cars from the presidential garage without having the appropriate documents (it’s unlikely that V. Yanukovych wrote him a power of attorney). Say, where is the police? And where is “the law is one for all”? .. In short, if you hear something like that - drive a curious person into the neck, this is a provocateur and, it is possible, an agent of the Kremlin sent to slander the best people of the country.

Meanwhile, the presidential race is gaining momentum. Well, that is you understand in what sense - not in the sense that candidates “drive” (do not listen to our pollitrologist!) or chase a profitable chair (and these are lies!), it means the race for democracy and European values.

The other day the registration of applicants for the guarantors was completed. Who is there only not! And the mentioned Lizard ... i.e. Yarosh, who for some reason decided to samovyavyshatsya ... damn you! .. push yourself forward and not become a candidate from the "pravoseki".
Alcohol Gritsatsuev ... or Gritsatsuenko ... yeah, Anatoly Gritsenko also moved forward. But strictly for Ponte. Because I am ready to move back on the condition that he will be appointed supreme commander-in-chief ... for a second, I will clarify ... the commander-in-chief (in!). This is what ICTV said: “Now the presidential elections are not needed, but it is necessary to prepare for the defense of the state from external aggression .. if a decision is made in the near future about my appointment as supreme commander-in-chief, I will withdraw my candidacy from the elections.” Big sacrifice. Especially considering the chances of Anatoly Stakanovich ... i.e. Stepanovich to win the presidential election.

And Kanalya ... i.e. Natalia Royal. The same one. Remember? Of course! Sometimes, turn on the iron - from there comes the "I May My Dream." Now Kahn ... Nata ... yes ... Natalya Yuryevna intends to love corruption ... whitewash ... defeat (disassembled!) Corruption and legalize the shadow economy. Yep She said: “My task is first of all to overcome corruption in the country, to legalize the shadow economy.” If the men and I understood correctly, then with her victory, it will be possible to engage in a shady business completely legally.

From among the “regionals” there are generally several candidates. There they will break a leg with a balo-who is from the party, and who is so in itself. Tigipko was going to represent the party in the elections, but he was hired at the congress. Sergey Leonidovich, who had freaked out, complained that “we elected the wrong political council,” and added that he would go to the elections anyway. The calculations and Yuriy Boyko on party support were not justified. “PR is a closed joint-stock company,” he said, and went to the elections by an impostor ... br-rr ... a self-nominated candidate.

But Vitali Klitschko self-propelled. Yes. I gave way to Treple ... inaudible ... yeah, Petro Poroshenko. He stated that he had made a “weighted decision”. And here you really can't argue: there is more live weight in Peter Alekseevich than in any other presidential contender.

Vitaliy himself looked after the Kiev mayor’s chair. On the ugly ... that is, the mayoral election of Kiev is also a good company of candidates: Lusia Cucumber from Batkivshchyna, Ariy Nakhtigalenko from Freedom ... for a second, I will clarify ... yeah, Lesia Orobets from Batkivshchyna, Andrei Ilyenko from Freedom and others (I will not list all in order to avoid misunderstandings).

The epic association of boxing gloves and labor capital resolutely welcomed the restricted to leave Austrian Dmytro Firtash, who categorically endorsed "the decision of Vitali Klitschko to support Petro Poroshenko in the upcoming presidential elections." A mid-day TV channel Inter broadcasted an epic of combining healthy forces. Provocateurs like our pollitrologist are already trying to spread vulgar rumors, they say, in this way Firtash is trying to escape from the American zugunder, to preserve his capital acquired by righteous labor and to protect Inter from nationalization. But I do not believe in these rumors, and I do not advise you.

“48-year-old Petro Poroshenko is a major Ukrainian industrialist who supported street protests that led to the overthrow of President Viktor Yanukovych last month,” Mr Poroshenko introduced the New York Times to the American public. He supported street protests - what other arguments are needed in order for an overseas philistine to have a categorically positive impression of a candidate? That's it.

“I have experience in building a new investment climate,” Poroshenko assured the Americans in a commentary to The New York Times. “I know how to rule out corruption.” I know how to build a judicial system. I know how to create a positive, completely new page in Ukrainian history. ” That is yes. And he knows a lot about corruption, and he can build a judicial system. I remember that in 2005, at the post of Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council, Peter Alekseevich very well built judges ... Tsyts, you bastard!

Forgive generously, the half-litologist stuck with his inappropriate vulgarities. He would still recall the case of Kolesnikov, who was arrested on a false charge after a conversation in the office of the Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council. But you and I understand what Peter Alekseevich was talking about, and how he intends to steal ... damn you! .. to build a judicial system. Of course, in accordance with the best European models.

Klitschko also offered to Yulia to remove ... from ... herself ... I don't understand ... yeah, not to relieve myself, but to withdraw (that's what Vitaly suggested!) From the elections in favor of Poroshenko. But Yulia Vladimirovna believes that he supports Pyotr Alekseevich in this way, daily financing his election campaign, while sacrificing his figure. “I support Petro Poroshenko on a daily basis, I regularly buy Roshen sweets on a regular basis, my family regularly uses only this brand. I think that this is a good support, ”retorted Tymoshenko and filed documents with the CEC.

1 April on the website of the CEC was published Yulina and the declaration of income. Owns a flat area of ​​59,4 square meters. And its revenues for the entire last year amounted to 180 thousand UAH. Yep Why "April Fool's CEC"? No kidding! Just coincided with the date of publication Yulina scenery ... Declaration of Happy April Fool. Yes, I read and cried. However, when I looked into Mr. Yarosh’s declaration, I generally burst into tears: the family (and these are five people) for the entire 2013 year received as much as 807 hryvnia income! Others would die of hunger, and these are alive and well, and even scraped 2,5 mln. UAH in the bottom of the barrel to give Mr. Yarosh to register as a presidential candidate.

But back to Julia. At the place of registration in the dad Carlo's kenok, she does not live - she lives in the 450 mansion apt. m. in the elite area of ​​Koncha-Zaspa "Sribna Zatoka". At the same time, he has a servant - a cook and a maid, plus a person’s 4 guard. The other day, Yulia arranged a tour for journalists: “We saw only the kitchen, the entrance hall and the guest room. In the bedroom, bathroom and on the second floor we were not allowed - they said that there is not cleaned. The overall impression of what he saw: expensive, tasteful, ”- reported the correspondent of the newspaper“ Today ”. Our pollitrolog was trying to insert his five kopecks, they say, in the bedroom and bathroom, probably, even more luxury - because journalists were not allowed in there, but I promptly plugged this insinuator. Explained the same: "not removed." Apparently, Julia’s maid is lazy.

But everyone was interested in the question, what kind of a mansion, in the scenery ... i.e. declaration is not specified. However, Yulia explained to her in the blue eye: “she rents a house for about 10 years”. She promised to show the documents. “But I didn’t show it,” the Today correspondent reports. And why excessive formalism? Such an honest man like Julia, do not believe the word?

They would also ask for bills - the cost of rent, the cost of servicing and guarding (at least 6 people, plus the driver who drives Julia on important state affairs) - and how does this compare with those shameful ... br-rr ... modest income figures, stated in the tax declaration Tymoshenko? But, thank goodness, none of the journalists thought of such a provocation.

The presidency Julia is not fun for the sake of, but for the long-suffering Ukrainian people. A new order is coming ... But what does Hitler have to do with it ?! “The new order,” said Yulia, “will concern everyone who today represents one or the other oligarchic associations.” Which oligarchic associations are those, and which are others, this is not specified by Julia. The main thing is that she herself, of course, does not represent any oligarchic associations, no matter how much the provocateurs would try to convince the public of this. In such cases, I always refer to Yulina's tax declaration - well, which one of her oligarchs with 180 thousand UAH. annual income right? Here it is.

In addition, according to Tymoshenko, she has the moral right to run for the presidency, because she “knows best” how to overcome lawlessness - like a person who directly encountered this while in prison.

This is yes. To begin with, you declare yourself politically repressed. Then you get sick. It is especially good if the back hurts and the legs do not hold - so that they cannot be brought to court. Then ... Shit, bastard! Sorry, dear, overlooked, missed the provocation of our pollitrologa. You see in which difficult conditions Yule has to fight for the triumph of European values. On all sides, they strive to dishonor her loot ... no ... noble undertakings.
Julia did not forget about the common people either. Sculpt will. Do not sculpt to sculpt (do not listen to our pollitrologa!), And sculpt new people from Ukrainian people! According to Tymoshenko, one of the main priorities of the new government "should be education, education, fashioning a new person." Here it is.

Ready for Julia and the "Crimean breakthrough." Yep Already the vision was. That is, not even seeing, but seeing: “I have a clear vision of how to stop this aggression. But in order to put my plans into practice, to develop those doctrines that will stop the aggressor, you need to be present in power. ” So directly and write: Napoleonic plans and doctrines. It remains only to get into power - and all the aggressors will be categorically defeated and turned into a shameful flight.

Julia will have such a general staff that the whole world will be envied! Tymoshenko promised that a headquarters of "professionals who represent the military intelligence of not only Ukraine, but also the world" will be created on the basis of the National Security and Defense Council. All over the world! And then, I think, and the whole universe! Who knows, maybe the Martians will try to carry out aggression against the young Ukrainian democracy, while Yulia already has the intellect ready.

The point is small - buy armored personnel carriers. But Yulin’s brain has already taken this problem by storm with all the power of the intellect in it. Hochma is as follows: “I invite everyone who will run - and I will start from myself - to refuse this zombie, empty, worthless advertising ... if there is extra money for such advertising, I think it would be right to send it to the account of the Ministry of Defense and better buy a pair of armored personnel carriers or tanks and defend our country with this money, than use it to deceive people, ”summed up Julia.

Obviously, in Yulin's understanding, election campaigning cannot be anything other than the deception of people. The men and I categorically approved the refusal of Yulia Vladimirovna to distribute our zombie, empty and, according to her own admission, useless advertising. For what they drank ...

With growing respect for you,
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  2. koley7
    koley7 April 7 2014 07: 29
    +9
    Image to article class - save who and how can
    1. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 April 7 2014 08: 17
      +7
      This is yes. Determination is huge. Let's say: “The Cabinet of Ministers intends to increase heat tariffs for the population by 120% over 4 years,” Arseny Yatsenyuk rejoiced on Shuster-Live. Very determined. Immediately obvious: the categorical reformer!
      we don’t need bread reforms, come on, the Jewish-Masonic brethren have seized power, we say how in such cases "the sound of the bumps rushed"
      1. S_mirnov
        S_mirnov April 7 2014 10: 49
        +1
        In vain gloating. Sorry for the Ukrainian people.
        "As the head of the upper chamber of the Polish parliament, Bohdan Borusevich, authoritatively told Ukrainian journalists in Warsaw," Ukrainian citizens should prepare for a sharp deterioration in living standards due to the introduction of reforms necessary for the country. "

        We, by the way, are also getting ready. I hope everything will be much milder than in Ukraine (the social norm of electricity, gas and water meters, paid parking in the yard, etc. but smoothly). But endlessly parasitizing on the corpse of the USSR is not possible. We have allowed the collapse of domestic industry and agriculture and we will have to answer for this, either for us or our children.
    2. Mercenary
      Mercenary April 7 2014 08: 29
      +2
      No, it’s Yulia’s wing becomes spring aggravation, however, a flight to a happy gay life fool
    3. Sakmagon
      Sakmagon April 7 2014 08: 53
      +6
      Tymoshenko promised that on the basis of the National Security and Defense Council the headquarters of “professionals who represent the military intelligence of not only Ukraine but also the world” will be created
  3. Igor39
    Igor39 April 7 2014 07: 30
    +5
    Well, what, this is Europe! And Putin is doing everything to make life worse in Ukraine laughing
    1. Denis 60 rus
      Denis 60 rus April 7 2014 07: 51
      +4
      maybe it's enough to babysit everyone in a row? -We in Russia, on the contrary, are not spoiled by tariffs for housing and communal services, the price of fuels and lubricants and other "joys" (province)
      1. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 09: 59
        +1
        Quote: denis 60 rus
        maybe it's enough to babysit everyone in a row? -We in Russia, on the contrary, are not spoiled by tariffs for housing and communal services, the price of fuels and lubricants and other "joys" (province)

        Well, in our centers for housing and communal services and for fuel and lubricants, prices are more spoiled.
        Did you understand what you said?
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  4. mirag2
    mirag2 April 7 2014 07: 34
    +3
    Yes, Tymoshenko signed such a gas contract, that she would have to sit and sit (as needed by Serdyukov) -the revolution helped. And for a contract that is unprofitable, I think Tymoshenko snatched a non-acidic bribe from Gazprom. And there is nothing like that, this is the usual way for "colored revolutionaries" to catch a fish in troubled waters, but it is also profitable for us - this is how foreign companies work in countries of "victorious people's democracy".
    1. Cetegg
      Cetegg April 7 2014 09: 36
      +4
      The revolution is plotted by romantics, carried out by fanatics, and crooks use its fruits! Otto Von Bismarck. And now it’s not just crooks who have seized power in Ukraine, but real fighting pi **** si!)))
    2. Egoza
      April 7 2014 10: 35
      +2
      Quote: mirag2
      And for the contract unprofitable, I think Tymoshenko from Gazprom grabbed a sour bribe

      I don’t think so. just before that, she was put on the international wanted list for fraud on the EESU with the Russian Defense Ministry. Only the Orange Revolution saved her! Do not forget that her debt to Russia UAH 3 so she signed so that she would not be touched!
  5. Chifka
    Chifka April 7 2014 07: 34
    +8
    Here she is! Here she is, the fish of my dreams !!! Well, in the sense, a bright future for true citizens and patriots of Ukraine! It is almost there! The main thing is to join it .... in the sense, in orderly rows, so that it sticks to the boots properly! Yes, it smells a little, th ... a bright future in the sense of what to do? Who will survive will bloom and smell, and who will not survive is their problem ... But to rake this bard ... this bright future will remain for children and grandchildren.
  6. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 April 7 2014 07: 36
    +5
    Julia will have such a general staff that the whole world will be jealous! Tymoshenko promised that the headquarters of “professionals who represent military intelligence not only in Ukraine, but also the world. ” All over the world!

    Tymoshenko seems to want to surpass in FANTASY Ostap Bender himself with his New Vasyuki!
    OH WELL...
    1. dimdimich71
      dimdimich71 April 7 2014 07: 50
      +3
      That Bender, -Munhausen is resting, by the way, they will soon say at the core they will fly to Europe
      1. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 10: 04
        +1
        Quote: dimdimich71
        That Bender, -Munhausen is resting, by the way, they will soon say at the core they will fly to Europe

        And I have long offered them a replica of the Tsar Cannon (we will not vulgarize the real one) to single out!
        Let them fly!
  7. Denis
    Denis April 7 2014 07: 37
    +4
    “The Cabinet of Ministers intends to increase heat tariffs for the population by 120% over 4 years,” said Arseniy Yatsenyuk
    He will add much more popularity.
    Yarosh rolls on cars from the presidential garage, without the appropriate documents (hardly V. Yanukovych wrote out a power of attorney to him).
    This is generally a fable "Gopnik and the Telephone"
    About the monkey miraculously coming to life from a wheelchair to high heels and talking already laziness
    Is there anyone who has normal 0?
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 10: 06
      +3
      Quote: Denis
      Is there anyone who has normal 0?

      But how!
      Warriors of Narnia, Darth Vader ... continue? Or is everything clear to the court ???
      1. Denis
        Denis April 7 2014 20: 32
        0
        Quote: dmitriygorshkov
        the court is clear ???

        It’s more like a medical board for a fool. They recognize and liquidate such people as inhumane. Rid people from them, close them in a residence and let them go there. In their free time, a freebie should end
  8. Renat
    Renat April 7 2014 07: 37
    +5
    Although the article is sarcastic, the writing style and content are quite interesting. To all who have not read to the end, I recommend that you take a few minutes. Interesting. He smiled, albeit at the wickedness of the day.
  9. Grenz
    Grenz April 7 2014 07: 38
    +3
    Film "Wedding in Malinovka" - "We stand for a free Ukraine" - summary "So they will rob!"
    Too many pan-atamans divorced in the vast land of a fertile country that ordinary people are no longer able to influence in any way the development of events.
    And this time, American political strategists will drag the next maydanut president, but now further events will form a revolutionary situation. And the next Maidan may not be Western, but southeastern.
  10. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 7 2014 07: 38
    +2
    Oh Julia ... Well, nothing! The prison doesn’t pass without a trace for men, but here ... And you will be cured ... crying yes
  11. mabuta
    mabuta April 7 2014 07: 38
    +4
    Ukraine itself must choose a doctor.
    1. Denis
      Denis April 7 2014 08: 36
      +9
      Quote: mabuta
      Ukraine itself must choose a doctor.

      The authorities have already chosen -
  12. sazhka4
    sazhka4 April 7 2014 07: 41
    +4
    Usually I don’t read for so long. (I need specifics
    ) But what is beautiful is beautiful .. plus 100500
  13. parus2nik
    parus2nik April 7 2014 07: 42
    +6
    Insanity grew stronger, the trees bent .. The holiday in the madhouse continued ..
  14. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 April 7 2014 07: 43
    +5
    The Shine-Mythic Boxing Glove and Labor Capital Association
  15. dimdimich71
    dimdimich71 April 7 2014 07: 45
    +1
    That is, we knock out the remaining capital from the working people
  16. bomg.77
    bomg.77 April 7 2014 07: 46
    +1
    Ariy Nakhtigalenko ... is this the same as Dart Alekseevich Werder, or does a person really have such a surname and name?
    1. sazhka4
      sazhka4 April 7 2014 07: 52
      +5
      Quote: bomg.77
      Ariy Nakhtigalenko ..

      This is what parents should be .. Probably inveterate outskirts ..
      1. bomg.77
        bomg.77 April 7 2014 08: 05
        +4
        Quote: sazhka4
        Probably inveterate outskirts ..
        And I'm talking about this)) They probably did him a tattoo at the 18 anniversary, in the form of Ukrainian embroidered shirt and Stepan Bandera
        laughing
        1. Anper
          Anper April 7 2014 09: 23
          +4
          Quote: bomg.77
          They probably made him a tattoo for his 18th birthday, in the form of Ukrainian embroidery and Stepan Bandera

          Andrey's daddy is a Ukrainian film director Yuriy Ilyenko who worked with Parajanov. He took an active part in "Freedom". He shot the film "The Legend of Hetman Mazepa" - brain removal. At the same time he publicly cursed V. Bortko for the film "Taras Bulba." him, so talented. And when they gave him the opportunity to show themselves, he turned out to be zilch. And again everyone is to blame. Including the scoundrel Bortko as a more gifted and successful person. WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A SON PARTICIPATED IN THE TORTURE ON MAIDAN?
          1. Ruslan67
            Ruslan67 April 8 2014 03: 40
            +1
            Quote: Anper
            . Worked with Parajanov.

            This is a bugger and anti-adviser?
      2. asar
        asar April 7 2014 08: 24
        +2
        No, I just smashed a little bit of it in childhood! here the deity was born! wassat
        1. sazhka4
          sazhka4 April 7 2014 10: 20
          0
          And in Russian. Weak ..?
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      3. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 10: 10
        +1
        Quote: sazhka4
        This is what parents should be .. Probably inveterate outskirts ..

        Plyusche to you! "Inveterate" is exactly the word! You can only add "abusing" Ukrainians !!!
    2. Egoza
      April 7 2014 10: 39
      +2
      Quote: bomg.77
      Ariy Nakhtigalenko.

      It's humor! With a hint of the well-known "Ukrainian personality"! Andrey Ilyenko!
      1. sazhka4
        sazhka4 April 7 2014 16: 36
        0
        Quote: Egoza
        "Ukrainian personality"! Andrey Ilyenko!

        Is this hto?
  17. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF April 7 2014 07: 47
    +2
    Yulia is a reptile, but, unfortunately, a very clever reptile. She knows how to PR. But Yatsynyuk, of course, is a great optimist. He says that in 2, Ukraine’s economy will grow. I would like to ask him: and then where are you going to be, on what banks, a rabbit, and how many carrots from Ukrainian beds will you plant, that not only will there be any growth - there will be nothing at all.
    1. asar
      asar April 7 2014 08: 25
      +2
      Not the Ukrainian economy will grow, but his personal bank account, I guess in the western one!
      1. thrower
        thrower April 7 2014 14: 16
        0
        It will not be Ukraine’s economy that grows, but his personal bank account


        But he does not separate himself from Ukraine))
  18. torrr38_41
    torrr38_41 April 7 2014 07: 58
    +7
    Clowns are doing something with the country, they have launched fascists to power, cops are fleeing to Russia, rubbish has not spent time in prison, doesn’t follow the language ... Is that democracy and the road to a brighter European future? Ukrainians do you need it?
    1. sazhka4
      sazhka4 April 7 2014 17: 06
      0
      Quote: torrr38_41
      Clowns do with the country,

      Is it not so with us?
  19. Sergg
    Sergg April 7 2014 08: 05
    +3
    “I offer everyone who will run - and I will start from myself - to refuse this zombie, empty, worthless advertisement ... if there is extra money for such an advertisement, I think it would be right to send it to the account of the Ministry of Defense and it is better to buy a pair of armored personnel carriers or tanks and protect our country with this money, than use it in fact to deceive people "- summed up Julia.


    This is already uncontrolled fatal arrogance laughing
    She needs a psychiatrist, I say this not because of a thirst to offend: I treat the wretched calmly.
    1. asar
      asar April 7 2014 08: 27
      0
      This fool needs: A man, a garden, a bunch of children, dung, haymaking ... and then all the nonsense will fly out of the head!
      1. Korolev
        Korolev April 7 2014 09: 16
        +2
        This fool needs to be returned back to the cage. And on the cage a sign - DO NOT GIVE AN ANIMAL ATOMIC WEAPONS TO THE CAGE.
      2. Egoza
        April 7 2014 10: 42
        +2
        Quote: asar
        A man, a garden, a bunch of children, dung, haymaking ... and then all the nonsense will fly out of the head!

        Nah! This is not for her! She needs a coke! It is possible together with Kwasniewski! At worst with a lawyer Vlasenko!
        Maybe on an nervous basis from the failed elections, an overdose will get, a disease? Then calm down!
        1. sazhka4
          sazhka4 April 7 2014 17: 32
          0
          Quote: Egoza
          This is not for her!

          I will probably repeat myself. The letter "ё" has not been canceled .. Speak Russian .. Previously there were 84 letters. Remaining 33. Do not bring to the word wow
      3. yur
        yur April 7 2014 14: 23
        0
        Quote: asar
        This fool needs: A man, a garden, a bunch of children, dung, haymaking ... and then all the nonsense will fly out of the head!
        Many real, beautiful and kind women dream of "a man, a vegetable garden, a bunch of children", and you are such happiness - Tymoshenko. In order for "all the nonsense to fly out of the head", there is nowhere to put 9 grams. wink
  20. mamont5
    mamont5 April 7 2014 08: 06
    +1
    Well written and sarcasm in moderation. +
  21. Stinger
    Stinger April 7 2014 08: 14
    +1
    As the cat Matroskin said - To enter into something that is not needed, you must first do something that is not needed.
    And now, gentlemen, with all this we will try to take off and land in the EU, in paradise.
  22. DMB-78
    DMB-78 April 7 2014 08: 15
    +1
    article plus! Julia promised to leave for the partisans if Russian troops encroach on Ukraine. failed to get partisan. and if you do not elect the president will go partisan? because poor man wants to fight like that
    1. asar
      asar April 7 2014 08: 34
      +2
      Let him come to us! We'll give you a wooden gun, let him run around the Urals, people are "scared" (- she's appeared, hey, what a crazy one! Shouts, waves a gun, scares, you see!), Plays "Zarnitsa"!
      1. thrower
        thrower April 7 2014 14: 17
        0
        Thank you, but I am against, I still didn’t have enough of Yulka’s lady, I don’t want the children to become stutters.
  23. siberalt
    siberalt April 7 2014 08: 17
    +2
    And what is fussing about? All one - have to sit out laughing
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 10: 15
      +2
      Quote: siberalt
      And what is fussing about? All one - have to sit out

      Better to lie down!
      No-no-no! You misunderstood! I mean by a black earth blanket!
  24. Santor
    Santor April 7 2014 08: 23
    +7
    And the most important thing - it rolls ... There, now, on a command, everyone is ready to take off their pants and pull down their skirts to pull up their skirts, regardless of the floor becoming cancer in the West, and putting a piece of soap or a tube of wet grease on their bare ass - depending on where to close eyes and ... And all this only because the authorities said - this will help us to free the oppressed and occupied inhabitants of Crimea, moaning in the dungeons of the Simferopol Gestapo (military registration and enlistment office, such staged plots are hammered by Ukrainians constantly), and also only in this case NATO will help us osta to twist in place of the damned Ashes and ashes ...

    I won’t exaggerate .... Relatives stopped talking, and my nephew said - shut up Moscow s..a, a traitor to the Ukrainian people (I should have tried to tear my head off my Russian passport and rush to Ukraine), when our valiant army takes Moscow, I will personally shoot you on its ruins.
    1. Egoza
      April 7 2014 10: 45
      +3
      Quote: Santor
      when our valiant army takes Moscow, I will personally shoot you on its ruins.

      Well, you will have many years of life. laughing
      In general, do not be offended in advance, we are now listening to all phones, and even more so when they talk to the Russian Federation! recourse
    2. yur
      yur April 7 2014 14: 31
      0
      Quote: Santor
      I won’t exaggerate .... Relatives stopped talking, and my nephew said - shut up Moscow s..a, a traitor to the Ukrainian people (I
      I sympathize, but there are pluses. It immediately became clear what kind of "relatives" they are. As the saying goes: "Deliver, God, from such friends (relatives), and we will get rid of enemies ourselves."
  25. DMB-78
    DMB-78 April 7 2014 08: 25
    +1
    Poroshenko will win and Yulia will go to sit out. and the new "president" will send her sweets laughing
  26. Yun Klob
    Yun Klob April 7 2014 08: 36
    +4
    How it all began beautifully.
    1. DMB-78
      DMB-78 April 7 2014 08: 59
      +1
      Quote: Yoon Klob
      How it all began beautifully.

      and how it ended
    2. thrower
      thrower April 7 2014 14: 21
      +1
      It’s really beautiful, but I’m silent about milk and sugar, they mined more than steel and cast iron.
      Maybe we are worried for Ukraine in vain, but couldn’t they eat all this for some 23 year?
  27. Platov
    Platov April 7 2014 08: 38
    +2
    Freeloaders, they need to do everything, drive everywhere by the hand. They can’t do anything on their own on their own, not even chickens' laughter declarations about how the country will be led. One misunderstanding.
  28. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 7 2014 08: 59
    +1
    They drove themselves to the edge of the abyss, a leg has already been raised to take a step, perhaps it will be the last step of the state of Ukraine.
  29. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 April 7 2014 09: 01
    +2
    from the Don.
    The article has amused !: Presidential: elections, before, after. Already happening now: fashioning: new dill with increasing tariffs, prices, inflation!
  30. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 7 2014 09: 03
    +3
    THIS IS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM!
    (and price)
    1. Egoza
      April 7 2014 10: 48
      +2
      Quote: Gagarin
      THIS IS THE TASTE OF FREEDOM!
      (and price)


      In Ukraine, 80 thousand policemen will fall under the reduction.
      This also awaits the employees of the SBU, the State Guard and the prosecutor's office.
      The Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine proposes to reduce the total number of law enforcement officers by 79400 people, according to an explanatory note from the anti-crisis government bill (No. 4576).
      In particular, it is proposed to reduce the total number of the Ministry of Internal Affairs by 79400 people (from 324400 to 245000), the Security Service of Ukraine - by 3350 people (from 33500 to 30150), the State Security Department - by 299 people (from 2993 to 2694) and the prosecutor's office - by 2263 people (from 22630 to 20367).
      Earlier, Prime Minister of Ukraine Arseniy Yatsenyuk said that the government decided to reduce the number of state executive officials by 10%. About 24 thousand people will fall under the reduction.
      Gas tariffs will grow over four years
      Gas tariffs for the population, according to agreements between the government and the International Monetary Fund, will increase to the market level gradually, over four years, said the head of the IMF mission in Ukraine, Nikolai Georgiev.
      He explained that now gas prices in Ukraine are 5 times lower than in Poland or Lithuania.
      In addition, Georgiev specified that the increase in tariffs will be accompanied by the development of a social support system that will cover up to 30% of the population.
      Recall that from May 1, gas tariffs for the population will increase by 50%.
      The main conditions of the IMF for lending to Ukraine are increasing gas tariffs for the population in order to bring them into line with market realities, as well as reducing the budget deficit.
      That is, the main goal is to increase the price level for Ukrainian citizens to European prices by 5 times. However, when the incomes of citizens increase by 5 times, neither the new government nor the IMF report.
      http://www.vremia.ua/rubrics/sobytiya/5702.php
  31. Vadim12
    Vadim12 April 7 2014 10: 30
    +1
    To chase such rulers into the neck: Yulka, Chocolate Kings and the like. They've made a madhouse, but there will be chaos with such "politicians".
  32. Kuvabatake
    Kuvabatake April 7 2014 10: 36
    +2
    Very positive article ++++++++++++++. Monday, and here is such a positive. Just super.
  33. Leader
    Leader April 7 2014 11: 29
    0
    And what will happen in six months ... The Holodomor will end!
    Which, as is known in advance, is organized by the Russians.
  34. pOpolzen
    pOpolzen April 7 2014 11: 35
    +1
    Having written a lot but everything on business and with delicate humark.
    The author in the subject.
  35. sso-xnumx
    sso-xnumx April 7 2014 11: 46
    0
    I remembered Mikhail Mikhailovich in the subject. Back in the 70s he wrote, but with reference to the current moment, just ...
    "Director (read hands-in Ukraine): - It's a pity that we did not manage to hear the Head of the transport department!
    Head of the transport department: - Well, to hell with him!
    Director: - But we will announce a reprimand to him anyway!
    Head of the transport department: - But what about !!!
    "Meeting at 48 LKZ"
  36. Rusin Dima
    Rusin Dima April 7 2014 12: 26
    -1
    I just read the article and smiled, in my opinion the current situation in Ukraine cannot be described otherwise