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Candidate Julia, sweets from Poroshenko and rations from partners

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1 of April, presidential candidate Yulia Tymoshenko gave a press conference at which she announced that she was not going to withdraw her candidacy in favor of Petro Poroshenko. A woman with a scythe said that she and her entire family already support Poroshenko enough to buy chocolates from his Roshen factory. At the same time, Tymoshenko noted (obviously, addressing her answer to Vitaly Klitschko, who, through the German press, suggested that the “gas princess” withdraw her candidacy in favor of a “candy” oligarch) that the choice of the president should be based on the decision and interests of the people, and not on backstage arrangements. Apparently, Tymoshenko in places not so remote, apparently, managed to forget about how she herself was in power (the Ukrainian people often had absolutely nothing to do with it) ...


In addition, Ms. Tymoshenko thought that if she stood on the captain's bridge of Ukraine, she would begin to eliminate Ukraine’s dependence on Russia. Apparently, the election slogan will be “Eliminating dependence. Close the chakras. Without guarantees. You can pay by gas "...

Candidate Julia, sweets from Poroshenko and rations from partners


As befits the earnestly Ukrainian candidate for the earnestly Ukrainian presidents, a woman who suddenly gets up from a wheelchair tries to instill confidence in every citizen of the country that Ukraine’s fault is in all troubles of Ukraine ... no, not politicians in Kiev protecting only their own interests, but certain forces in Russia. This scathing election campaign trick, when it is declared that “a neighbor is to blame for all our troubles,” has not been a decade, but there a decade - not a single century. As they say, you can’t do something yourself - accuse your neighbor that he doesn’t let you do it - you see, the people will take this one, forgive nonsense ...

What, in fact, dope? .. Judge for yourself.

From the press conference of Yulia Tymoshenko:

The time has come to take all steps to interrupt the entire system of Ukraine’s dependence on the Russian Federation. It is precisely because Russia roughly uses all our ties in the gas, economic, humanitarian, legal, military spheres. To interrupt this dependence is our main strategic task.


Well, is it not Hochma? .. It turns out that Russia is using (and even roughly) Ukrainian connections in all areas ... And yet not a single person, unfortunately, asked the press conference of Yulia Vladimirovna what exactly (and whose personally) Russia uses Ukraine’s ties, for example, in the economic or military spheres, with those debt billions that Kiev is not able to return to its creditors. Or hopeless debts - these are the “connections” that Tymoshenko is talking about. And “their rude use” in ordinary language (not in Tymoshenkovsky) is called appeals for debts to pay off ...

Apparently, such a question for those who were present at the “Tymoshenko’s people” was tabooed so as not to embarrass a woman who unexpectedly quickly not only was released, but also got rid of the help of crutches and a wheelchair.
By the way, about "ties in the military sphere." Even before the press conference, Tymoshenko gave an interview to Neil Buckley from The Financial Times. In this interview, Yulia not only announced that she was going to fight the oligarchy in Ukraine (and this is said by a man whose condition, according to the most modest estimates of the American financial publications, is estimated at $ 800 million dollars; German publications talk about $ billion Bn ) the state of the candidate a- “unsympathetic” Tymoshenko), but also that the West needs to strengthen military cooperation with Kiev.

Yulia Tymoshenko:

I believe that a peaceful settlement of the conflict should have two sides. First: powerful financial sanctions against the Putin regime, but I think that today's series of sanctions is not enough. Second: the whole world should significantly strengthen the Armed Forces of Ukraine, not as a means for waging war, but as a factor of stability and deterrence.

I think that if Ukraine remains outside the systems of collective defense and security, it will remain a territory of instability, a territory of a potential military conflict on the European continent. It is very dangerous.


That is, the message from Yulia Tymoshenko is this - the West needs to urgently share material and military-technical means with the Ukrainian army in order to "show the fist of Russia." They say that some of the announced sanctions are not enough - you need to make a military scarecrow out of Ukraine, looking at which Putin should be scary ... How scary today is, I don’t know, but it’s ridiculous for sure.

The West, as you know, has already tried to support its Kiev "friends" in the military-technical sphere. True, instead of the requested weapons, equipment and ammunition, dry army rations were sent from Washington to Washington. The total number of dry rations - "military" aid from the United States - for the Ukrainian army was 330 thousands of units. If we take into account that the total number of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is about 165 thousand people, then it is easy to count for how long this “help” will be enough. If people are fed at least twice a day exclusively with these very dry rations (the stated caloric content of MRE (Meal, Ready-To-Eat) dry ration) is 1250 kcal - no more than 40% of the daily ration of the average fighter of the modern army) "Grub-help" of the Ukrainian army and that's enough.

But only now it turns out that not enough even for a day. Why? The fact is that as soon as the first boxes of dry rations from the United States of America began to arrive in Ukraine, several online stores with the domain “.ua” began to offer American dry snacks for sale in the public domain. Quickly, however, they got their bearings ...

This has already been reported on the "Military Review" with reference to the TV channel RT. A little more.

The average price for the American "soldering" (let's call it Tymoshenko's soldering, or Yatsenyuk's soldering ...) in the online stores of Ukraine is 10-11 US dollars). At the same time, the websites not only advertise the product, but also offer to study the food composition of each of the packs. For example, in one of the online stores (we will not give his address, in order not to create unnecessary advertising - we will give a few "screenshots") it is reported that the assortment contains all 24 types of American menu from suhpikes, and even reports about discounts ... Here are a couple menu:

Chicken with Thai sauce, boiled rice, jalapinho cheese, vegetable cracker, raisin-nut mix, coffee with vanilla aroma, hot sauce, sugar, milk powder, tea bags.

Spaghetti with spicy vegetables, cupcake, cheese, bread with vegetables, cocoa, coffee, sugar, powdered milk, red pepper, sweets.



Hot sauces, spicy vegetables, red pepper - apparently, in order for the Ukrainian army to breathe fire on a potential enemy for lack of suitable military equipment ... But, judging by the brisk trade process, and the “fiery breath” the average Ukrainian fighters will not be provided with partners from NATO . Products from military warehouses go straight to retail online sales. And where the proceeds go from this sale is a separate question.

Interesting what's on site Ministry of Defense of Ukraine from 30 March, a note stating that “dry rations will soon be distributed over logistical support units” is “flaunting”. As you can see, they distribute quickly ...

Maybe that is why the Western "partners" of Ukraine react rather coldly to the calls of the same Tymoshenko to help the Ukrainian Armed Forces in military-technical terms, to arm Ukraine. They will say: what else! - today you send a couple tanks at your own expense, and tomorrow these tanks “at a reasonable price” through “military logistics support” (read through online stores) will be in the personal garage of the next Ukrainian oligarch - his grandchildren will have fun).

Apparently, ladies and gentlemen, rushing to the Olympians of the Ukrainian authorities, were initially programmed to take everything that is not lying well. Gas - so gas, soldering - so soldering. And Yulia Vladimirovna is familiar with one and the other ...
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  1. avant-garde
    avant-garde April 3 2014 08: 01
    +10
    It's time to take all the steps to break the whole system of Ukraine’s dependence on the Russian Federation.
    ---
    Judging by the photo with the howl drug addiction, she is not going to interrupt! In general, if you eat more candies correctly, the priest may stick together so there will be flattery out of your products of vital activity!
    1. Igor39
      Igor39 April 3 2014 08: 14
      +27
      One chatter, and it was like this:
      Yanukovych (Putin's agent) wanted to destroy Ukraine, but he was prevented by the guys from the Right Sector (Putin's agents) who wanted to destroy Ukraine, but they were prevented by the oligarchs (Putin's agents) who wanted to destroy Ukraine, but Yulia Tymoshenko (agent Putin) .Something like that.
      1. dima-fesko
        dima-fesko April 3 2014 08: 19
        +7
        Bravo! Well noticed. Putin is to blame for everything. By the way, why doesn't Tymoshenko buy weapons (dry rations) for Ukraine with her 800 million dollars? It would be nice. The Ukrainian electorate immediately rushed to vote for Yulka, "She did not regret her shirt for a noble cause!"
        1. Jipo
          Jipo April 3 2014 22: 37
          +3
          What kind of money? She earned everything in prison, she takes off the palace, earned money in prison, and she has only one small apartment. Poor, poor Julia - in her presidency, let her even save up for the dacha or atomic weapons from which she will shoot Russians. PS Su ... ah !!!!
    2. mnbv199
      mnbv199 April 3 2014 10: 16
      +11
      The decline of Ukraine continues.
      1. I am a Russian
        I am a Russian April 3 2014 16: 21
        +3
        Quote: mnbv199
        The decline of Ukraine continues.


        Kurchenko is the owner of the VETEK group of companies, Gas of Ukraine, the owner and president of the Metallist football club (Kharkov). The businessman also owns Brokbusinessbank and Realbank. He entered the list of 18 Ukrainian citizens, for whom the EU imposed economic sanctions. The EU considers them responsible for the appropriation of the state budget of Ukraine. We are talking about freezing the accounts of these persons and other measures aimed at seizing the stolen goods. Kurchenko himself left Ukraine in February after a change of power.

        [RIA Novosti, 22.03.2014/40/XNUMX, "More than XNUMX kg of gold was found at the Ukrainian ex-minister of energy": According to the sources of "Ukrainian Pravda", during the crisis in Ukraine, Stavitsky left for Italy. - Box K.ru]
      2. allexx83
        allexx83 April 3 2014 21: 48
        +4
        Darth Vader was not allowed. Fear))))))))))
      3. bandabas
        bandabas April 4 2014 19: 31
        0
        Clowns painted
    3. Ross
      Ross April 3 2014 18: 12
      +3
      The time has come to take all steps to interrupt the entire system of Ukraine’s dependence on the Russian Federation. It is precisely because Russia roughly uses all our ties in the gas, economic, humanitarian, legal, military spheres. To interrupt this dependence is our main strategic task.

      What is funny, similar slogans were filled with Ukrainian media and the Internet during the Maidan. It turns out that Russia interfered with their statehood and therefore they committed the NATIONAL revolution! After 23 years of non-fallow ?????
  2. Ptah
    Ptah April 3 2014 08: 22
    +12
    Yes, that dry. Share, it looks like ginseng extracts are produced. Raise even the dead. Here is Julia deathbede hospital bed ... I called a girlfriend for a confession, and she take it, and carry by the watchman SUH.PAY. Julia tasted it and ....

    And how is jumping now? Like a 30-year-old filly, but life-giving is dry. share.....
    1. AlNick
      AlNick April 3 2014 09: 12
      +6
      Oh ce garne! Oh wonderful!

      Two witches gathered to discuss the Sabbath!
    2. Kuvabatake
      Kuvabatake April 3 2014 09: 31
      +4
      And sweets with hash ... laughing
    3. Renat
      Renat April 3 2014 11: 09
      +4
      How similar to that scene when either Milyavskaya or Sobchak came to Vasilyeva in her "modest" apartment and sat crying complaining about a hard life
    4. Alex 241
      Alex 241 April 3 2014 18: 25
      +7
      Quote: Ptah
      And how is jumping now? Like a 30-year-old filly, but life-giving is dry. share.....
      1. O_RUS
        O_RUS April 4 2014 11: 45
        0
        wassat dry share and such an ass?
        1. The point
          The point April 5 2014 09: 23
          0
          Quote: O_RUS
          dry share and such an ass?

          Winnie the Pooh From Hunger ... am
  3. 311ove
    311ove April 3 2014 08: 27
    +11
    "Second. The whole world should .." (c) It just became easier to live, ... I thought that only we owe them in life ... wassat
  4. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 April 3 2014 08: 34
    +7
    That is, the message from Yulia Tymoshenko is that the West urgently needs to share material and military-technical means with the Ukrainian army in order to “show the fist of Russia.” Like, the announced sanctions are not enough - you need to make a sort of military scarecrow from Ukraine, looking at which Putin should be scared
    Found fools, they themselves are now scared. Fear together, together more fun.
  5. spech
    spech April 3 2014 08: 39
    +6
    Spicy sauces, spicy vegetables, red pepper - apparently, so that the Ukrainian army breathed fire on a potential enemy for lack of suitable military equipment ...

    Then onion torch! killer argument in any dispute bully
  6. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 3 2014 09: 03
    +9
    Actress of the Bolshoi Theater.
  7. Aser
    Aser April 3 2014 09: 15
    +12
    YULE NEEDS A GEORGIAN WITH A HUGE DRINK, maybe energy will decrease and brains will fall into place
    1. desant_doktor
      desant_doktor April 3 2014 10: 32
      +6
      Are you hinting at Saakashvili? laughing Toto, he has not crawled out since recently ... bully
      1. KBACYPA
        KBACYPA April 3 2014 12: 24
        +2
        Well, on this subject, even a specific movie was shot repeat
      2. Baloo
        Baloo April 3 2014 19: 09
        +3
        Sukashvili can’t chew on a tie since August 2008. He will not pull it
    2. ipshum
      ipshum April 3 2014 20: 40
      +4
      Yushchenko love and Yanukovych repeat asked - did not give.
      Putin negative offered - did not take.
      WOMEN'S REVENUE! am
    3. FRITZ LANG
      FRITZ LANG April 4 2014 15: 46
      +1
      Nah, thank you. I don’t need it. Not my caliber, God forbid I die, they will accuse me of working for Putin. But do I need it? I still have to live in Georgia. wassat
  8. Paratrooper
    Paratrooper April 3 2014 09: 18
    +3
    No, fat with onions, here is the nuclear mixture !!!
  9. desant_doktor
    desant_doktor April 3 2014 09: 20
    +5
    Julia, burn on! I neighing very well, in the morning I was in a good mood! And by the way, who do you take grass from? Campaign foul nonsense! Can’t you share the telephone?
    1. tokin1959
      tokin1959 April 3 2014 14: 31
      +6
      The crook has been indulging in coke for a long time
  10. Ural guys
    Ural guys April 3 2014 09: 23
    +13
    This is the number! I did not know that she was a narik!
    Apparently for this reason, for her and her opponents, the United States is going to sow the eastern lands of hemp.
    So good luck to her perfectly okolite!
    1. desant_doktor
      desant_doktor April 3 2014 09: 34
      +6
      Well, to carry this garbage, you have to be either [censored] for the whole head or consume something big. In general, it fits the diagnosis "Kandinsky-Clerambo syndrome". Psychiatrists will understand me. yes
  11. PPL
    PPL April 3 2014 09: 31
    +9
    The idea that Ukraine has been corrupted by loans does not leave me.
    At one time, too, all and sundry were getting loans from us, not thinking about the consequences, and then wept bitterly when the latter was taken away at the expense of debt.
    All my life I have professed the principle - I walk on my own !!! Earned, accumulated, bought - only in this order! Sometimes it’s true there were times when you had to borrow, but it’s for a short jump and with obligatory returns, otherwise I’ll stop respecting myself, not like the friends you borrow from.
    So about the loans and the current situation in Ukraine.
    It would be logical when Ukraine, using the privileges provided and the understanding of the population, developed its economy. Yes, some programs, including social ones, would have to be curtailed, perhaps it was necessary to raise prices, but all this only when actions are aimed at a good cause, fighting for the future of the country, and not at boiling and increasing the welfare of the newly emerged gentlemen and panels. Moreover, all this could be done without armed Maidan, without casualties among the population, without enslaving loans and making enemies among the domestic and closest neighbors.
    I understand that such a Ukraine would be needed only by the residents themselves. Neighbors rarely rejoice when someone starts to live better, envy is a terrible feeling.
    I apologize for the confusion of thoughts, maybe I spoke out of topic, but it was painful. The soul hurts for the road builders who are forced to live in a country with incomprehensible ideology and unclear prospects ...
    1. allexx83
      allexx83 April 3 2014 21: 56
      +4
      One of the reasons for the "Maidans" is economic problems. And loans are directly related to this problem. Until 2008, the economy was pumped up with cheap credit dollars. Then this bubble burst. And the habit of living on a grand scale in debt remained. As a result, the stagnation of the domestic market, a halt in income growth, hidden unemployment, etc.
      1. Turkir
        Turkir April 5 2014 21: 33
        0
        It remains to ask this, with permission to say nonsense, why Ukraine itself did not use these mysterious ties, is it because Tymoshenko herself, when she was prime minister, used them for PERSONAL needs.
        It remains to be said that Yulia Tymoshenko has completely lost touch with reality and in her political career she will have to put a fat cross in the form of a swastika.
  12. mamont5
    mamont5 April 3 2014 09: 57
    +1
    What's new? Ukraine is Ukraine. The motto is to steal and sell!
  13. major071
    major071 April 3 2014 10: 22
    +15
    Julia strongly adhered to the bottle
    And drug breaks for a long time
    Choked on her saliva
    And pushes the "truth" in delirium
    It threatens Russia, calls to the west
    And bangs her head against the wall
    With "withdrawal" and it does not happen
    Crazed apparently in the dungeons
    laughing drinks
  14. mackonya
    mackonya April 3 2014 10: 33
    +3
    Especially funny "I think that .. Second: the whole world should significantly strengthen the Armed Forces of Ukraine ..." This is interesting why suddenly it should. And so far there is no reason to introduce peacekeeping forces, and even more so to keep them on the territory of Ukraine just for the sake of the peace of the citizens of Western Ukraine, I also don't really want to, this is a big dollar cost. In general (unfortunately) Ukraine resembles itself an offended country, to which everyone around something has to give a loan, then provide its own armed forces.
  15. andrejwz
    andrejwz April 3 2014 10: 43
    +2
    In addition, Ms. Tymoshenko speculated that if she gets on the captain’s bridge of Ukraine, she will begin to eliminate Ukraine’s dependence on Russia.

    They have already eliminated the dependence of Ukraine on common sense.
  16. Gray 43
    Gray 43 April 3 2014 10: 45
    +1
    We look forward to deliveries of NATO weapons, with such an adventurous neighbor, Russian intelligence will be left without work, why take risks if you can buy ??? Maybe then the discount will be like regular customers
  17. Lissyara
    Lissyara April 3 2014 10: 59
    +2
    "dry rations will soon be distributed among the military units of logistics support"
    there is one mistake in the phrase ... the logistic needs to be changed to a swindle and a thief ...
  18. Dezinto
    Dezinto April 3 2014 11: 16
    +7
    Julia ...... drink poison!
  19. fisherman
    fisherman April 3 2014 11: 44
    +15
    ................
  20. Prapor Afonya
    Prapor Afonya April 3 2014 12: 18
    +1
    Quote: Ptah
    Yes, that dry. Share, it looks like ginseng extracts are produced. Raise even the dead. Here is Julia deathbede hospital bed ... I called a girlfriend for a confession, and she take it, and carry by the watchman SUH.PAY. Julia tasted it and ....

    And how is jumping now? Like a 30-year-old filly, but life-giving is dry. share.....

    And Russia is to blame for all the diseases, but America is a life-giving panacea!
  21. Lelek
    Lelek April 3 2014 13: 20
    +4
    Gentlemen, why are you so aggressive about an old woman who is weak on her head. Well, my legs hurt, my climax was overpowered, I’m cursed, I don’t get hemorrhoids at night, and here is Russia with her Russians ... In general - kerdyk. One consolation is the affectionate State Department under the mattress-striped flag and ANALgin, ANALgin, ANALgin ... bully
  22. wax
    wax April 3 2014 13: 21
    +2
    The Americans cannot stop being themselves - firstly, rations approached the expiration dates for disposal (and it costs money), secondly, American marketers themselves are behind the rations.
  23. siberalt
    siberalt April 3 2014 13: 44
    +9
    Full respect to the author! Volodin has matured and the flag in his hands!
    Impression - "no bazaar"! Yule swam really. But Putin is also that guy! laughing She is from such an in vain after kitsch! That anger comes laughing Everything is according to old Freud, however.



    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/940/zemd865.jpg
    1. salamandra2826
      salamandra2826 April 3 2014 19: 26
      0
      Would you pity Olya?
  24. Quantum
    Quantum April 3 2014 18: 01
    +3
    The lady’s clinic is serious! Julia the crook as always bewildering, so
    as for her the troubles of the people of Ukraine are nothing.
  25. uzer 13
    uzer 13 April 3 2014 20: 57
    +7
    It’s necessary to attach the thief again to kitsch.
  26. Akimichs
    Akimichs April 4 2014 06: 21
    -1
    download office computer programs for http://www.vetmag.ru/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=41906
  27. voveim
    voveim April 4 2014 08: 46
    0
    Darth Vader was not allowed. They are afraid)))))))))).
    Of course, they are afraid. Well, how will he win? Against the background of all these Kiev paranoids, he is the most sane and adequate.
  28. kudwar68
    kudwar68 April 4 2014 11: 13
    +1
    Here she is Yulechka, in her own beauty and braid, without cosmetic surgery.
  29. coserg 2012
    coserg 2012 April 4 2014 20: 29
    +2
    For some reason, the prophetic words from the movie BRAT are remembered — you will answer me for Sevastopol!
  30. Region-25.rus
    Region-25.rus April 6 2014 07: 30
    0
    Quote: coserg 2012
    For some reason, the prophetic words from the movie BRAT are remembered — you will answer me for Sevastopol!


    Duc ... the problem was not born today! My father went to see his brother in Kiev for the last time in ... 84, it seems! I was somewhere in the fourth grade then. So he told how his brother advised him not to walk at night! Moreover, other relatives at the table looked sideways and asked in the style - "are you staying here for a long time? Isn't it time for someone to go home?"
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  31. kudwar68
    kudwar68 April 6 2014 10: 26
    0
    About 8 years ago I talked with an elderly woman, a former teacher. She traveled to Kiev in the 80s on a tour trip, so the attitude of the Kievites was eager for them, this was not even in the west.