Somewhere in a parallel universe ...

The universe is huge. An innumerable set of stars, planets, asteroids and other things from a textbook on astronomy. And even more than that, what is not written in it: UFOs, reptilians, fair elections and low prices for utility services.

But today we are not talking about the peaceful life of our brothers from distant galaxies. Let's try to find out what is in our military field. Think it's impossible? You are mistaken!

In my research, I used the latest developments, techniques and devices: 3D microscope, shaman tambourine, Atari game console, Putin's hair strand, 7,62 mm cartridge, Chebarkul meteorite fragment, laser pointer, Obama's portrait, monitor and, of course, blue electrical tape. I used a fork as a symbol of parallelism: after all, she has four parallel teeth!

Having connected all these objects (not without the help of a soldering iron, plasticine and a kind word), I received a unique device, which I called OXYM 1.0. Turned on. Works.

I am going to find a planet as similar to our Earth as possible. Therefore, I used samples from our world. I start the search ... Approximate search time - 12 years 5 months 17 days 4 h 53 m 12 s.

I do not have so much time! I'll pay a third of the mortgage by this date! From the stifling anger, I kicked the device with my foot. On the screen, the inscription "Search is complete." It worked again!

What result will i get? Maybe part of the song? Fragment of the book? Video series? A piece of thought? But only this picture appeared on the monitor. My chest grew warmer, I leaned back in a chair and smiled.

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[bubalik]

But only this picture appeared on the monitor. My chest warmed, I sat back in a chair and smiled.

,,, and I have such a ,,,

[Andrey Yuryevich]

Quote: bubalik

But only this picture appeared on the monitor. My chest warmed, I sat back in a chair and smiled.

,,, and I have such a ,,,

when did you get brother? should be washed!

[bubalik]

Andrey Yurievich (4) SU  Today, 07: 52

,,, dreams, dreams, but if you really want, the thought materializes,

[maks-101]

Obamka medal should be given as the main sucker of the world, the United States invested more than 5 billion dollars so we took the Crimea.

[Arberes]

Quote: bubalik

,,, and I have such a ,,,

Can we start with Alaska?

Quote: bubalik

, dreams, dreams, but if you really want to, the thought materializes,

Something tells me that this will be our last dream?
You plus for your exuberant imagination!

[bubalik]

Arberes SU  Today, 08: 50 ↑

,,, but it’s clear to everyone that the main thing we are laying out here: our artworks, comments (with a few exceptions of really useful information from some forum participants), are at least capricious moods and do not combine radically with reality ,,,,

,,, sorry dear forum users if anyone accepted my words as offensive to you ,,,

[zao74]

We express our dreams, aspirations, desires. In one we are alike. Everyone wants to live in a country that is strong and respected in the world community, and not in the raw materials appendage of geyropa and America. Well, I would like to return the fellow-land collected by our ancestors.

[Amur]

Let's start with Donbas and Kharkov!

[Arberes]

Quote: Andrey Yurievich

when did you get brother?

I'm afraid they’ll only be awarded posthumously!

Quote: Andrey Yurievich

should be washed

See you at the morgue?

[SHILO]

Weird! I didn’t guess. But starting to read and looking at the picture for the article, I thought that it would end with Darth Vader on the Ukrainian throne, clone units and GDP in the form of a Jedi.

[GROM]

About it in our next show ...

[klimpopov]

it’s not about the peaceful life of our brothers from distant galaxies.

Are they brothers to us? Earth for earthlings !!!))))

[Horst78]

I want the same.

[polly]

Take a similar one, don't be naughty ...

[TAMERLAN 7]

Quote: bubalik

But only this picture appeared on the monitor. My chest warmed, I sat back in a chair and smiled.


,,, and I have such a ,,,

People, you would return to the old woman, and then, while you fly there in parallel worlds, our enemies build up strength !!! Stop flying in your dreams, it's time to do business!

[GROM]

It was made on the same machine as for Alaska :)

[Cossacks]

I understood everything except one, where you got a lock of Putin’s hair.

[Nayhas]

Quote: Cossacks

I understood everything except one, where you got a lock of Putin’s hair.

In-in! And from what part of the body is this strand? Not from the ass for sure, there they lick so much that there probably is nothing left ....

[Ivan Petrovich]

and the concentration of aliens living in the VO and dreaming of licking the gdp rolls rolls over

[Alexander Romanov]

Quote: Cossacks

I understood everything except one, where you got a lock of Putin’s hair.

Do not you understand? The article was written by Putin's personal hairdresser. Work is not dusty, there is not much work, on the invention of time by the shaft

[mojohed2012]

There are many options. You can go to his hairdresser and buy your hair, you can advertise on the Internet, you can negotiate with Peskov to cut off when he turns away.
Seriously, the article is a hint.
The euphoria from the Crimea is euphoric, but many of my acquaintances think "unhealthily" in such a way as to add to Russia.
And I thought too. There Finland or Alaska, or Cuba is possible, it is possible and Serbia.
In short, unhealthy thoughts go in the minds of Russian patriots. And it is strange that it seems to be not Russian, but Ramzan Kadyrov is also thinking about that.

[schizophrenic]

Over the appliance neighing ha-ha-ha

[baltika-18]

Quote: mojohed2012

And I thought too. There Finland or Alaska, or Cuba is possible, it is possible and Serbia.
In short, unhealthy thoughts go in the minds of Russian patriots. And it is strange that it seems to be not Russian, but Ramzan Kadyrov is also thinking about that.

The air is not stable, it is raging, therefore, and idiocy goes off scale.

[Ivan Petrovich]

You must always see the difference between patriots and po.

[GROM]

It’s clear where, Alinka Kabaeva borrowed;)

[evgenii67]

Article + smiled and mood improved in the morning! Dear author, you need a patent for an invention

[major071]

Respect to the author, but I had to call me yesterday too. In my state yesterday, we would be TWO! would create an improved device (there is a SEGA, a silver spoon, two elastic bands from the leggings of different colors (very important!), black electrical tape and PASSATIZI!). And then already where the curve will lead!

[GROM]

I'll call you next time
People with experience we need

[Arberes]

Quote: major071

but it was necessary to call me yesterday. In my state yesterday

Yes, and today is not too late! I will support you my friend!

The device with bellows!

Two elastic bands from leggings
Yes, and a condom!
The miracle of technology in kind
This is super positive!

Pliers without handle
I will fasten everything to the button accordion
Oh, part the fur accordion
I’ll swallow two hundred grams!

On silver, on spoons
To the beat, I tap
I tape the tape
And I’ll turn it on completely!

Hello BROTHER-POET!

[GROM]

Quote: evgenii67

smiled and mood improved in the morning!

So it was not in vain that I wrote :)

[Evkur]

Drop the link to reliable news on Syria, what’s going on there? THX

[bubalik]

Evkur SU  Today, 07: 57

Drop the link to reliable news on Syria, what’s going on there? THX

catch ,,,

http://anna-news.info/node/14621

[mojohed2012]

There probably is no such link with generalized information, but in short, Assad’s army hits bandits and US-Arabian mercenaries in the tail and mane. Yesterday about 1000 militants put a mock. The Turks fired guns around Syria, but remained silent for a while, there the Germans and the Jews assailed them, saying that they should not go to Assad, otherwise Uncle Sam had not yet allowed and did not give the command.

[Nayhas]

and, of course, the blue electrical tape.

No way without it. But where did you get it, I was looking for it somehow, it turned out there was no Russian electrical tape, only a Chinese Mr.!

[bubalik]

Nayhas (3) RU  Today, 08: 02

No way without it. But where did you get it, I was looking for it somehow, it turned out there was no Russian electrical tape, only a Chinese Mr.!

,,, in Sterlitamak they produce, through our transport company they often carry ,,,

[Nayhas]

Quote: bubalik

in Sterlitamak they produce, through our transport company they often carry ,,,

But I didn’t find it in Novosib ... I had to buy a Chinese one, it is tough and glues badly ...

[Horst78]

Quote: Nayhas

no Russian electrical tape

So I can not find

Quote: Nayhas

only chinese mr!

I do not know. At our place of work, the Chinese is pretty good, it suits the men. Although no one checked at 5000V

[GROM]

I inherited from my grandfather, the last roll pulled out :(

[woron333444]

chinese is better

[lewerlin53rus]

Article by nothing .. Why such empty publications?

[Horst78]

Quote: lewerlin53rus

Why such empty publications?

Laugh in the morning, in general, for the mood.

[GROM]

Actually you already answered :)

[Denis 60 rus]

the author, go outside, take a walk around Russia (especially in the countryside) and find out that some live in a parallel universe, either a province or Moscow, someone like ...

[Ivan Petrovich]

beyond the Moscow Ring Road there is no life :) persuasion of the Muscovites. When they hear that other inhabitants of the planet of the Russian Federation live on a salary of 7-8 thousand, they make such eyes ...

[GROM]

Well, no, but how can a bear lift me up there, or will the deputy cortege knock me down? I'd rather look in OKOY

[Name]

This is probably from the pre-election speech from Yulia, that is, "the princess of the gas": Ukraine is the spiritual center of Europe, it is here that the leading intellectuals of the world will soon come together to create a new model of world social structure. Ukraine will become a platform for creating an updated image of humanity, fairer and more free than ever in history. In the near future, all European peoples who are unhappy with something in their own country will adopt the Ukrainian experience in creating effective socio-political systems. Here, in Ukraine, the start of the New Civilization will be given, which will lead all the nations of the world. Immediately after the presidential election, the rebirth of domestic pedagogy will begin, which will have to create a New Man within ten years, who will be physically unable to tolerate corruption and injustice. - No Comments
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[Rostovchanin]

for ten years create New Man who will be physically unable to tolerate corruption and injustice.

he wants to create an Aryan campaign!

[Keeper]

But can it still make our rubles backed up with Russian gold and let the whole world wash ?!

[Colorman]

Sorry that is not the topic.
Who in the know write an article about the food security of Crimea, otherwise the isthmus is closed.
How to solve a problem?

[waisson]

and before that there was a conversation

[polite people]

And the medal for the return of the Crimea has already found its first heroes.

[johnsnz]

And I only have methods on the screen

[Triton]

Quote: Alexander Romanov

Quote: Cossacks

I understood everything except one, where you got a lock of Putin’s hair.

Do not you understand? The article was written by Putin's personal hairdresser. Work is not dusty, there is not much work, on the invention of time by the shaft

I think Putin’s personal hairdresser does not pay a mortgage

[Partizan]

this is a mortgage for a ruble estate

[goody]

"This is probably from the election speech from Yulia, that is," the princess of the gas ": Ukraine is the spiritual center of Europe" op-pa, this is YES ... to say that they are all stubborn there, to say nothing

[mamont5]

"Having connected all these objects (not without the help of a soldering iron, plasticine and a kind word), I got a unique device, which I called OKOYO 1.0. Included. It works."
The circuit diagram, please.

[Partizan]

Why is that? First, the author needs to apply for the invention, get a patent, and then ... there are cunning peppers ...

[GROM]

Quote: mamont5

The circuit diagram, please.

I already sold it to the Chinese, next week it should appear on OZONE :)

[Uncle lee]

Well ... At least a little humor rolled in all publications! So not everything is so gloomy! Respect to all and respect!

[SILAnov]

In every joke, there is a joke share!
Now, if VashiksNATO is still a little "tense", then this is a very real scenario!

[ed65b]

Where did you get the meteorite piece ??? By a lock of hair Putin has already been explained.

[bubalik]

ed65b (5) SU  Today, 08: 49

Where did you get the meteorite piece ???

,,, half of the Chelyabinsk region is strewn ,,,

[GROM]

Quote: ed65b

Where did you get the meteorite piece ???

And they already answered you :)

[yar68]

Author, what did you smoke?

[GROM]

Petrosyanovka smoked. From her always such an effect

[borisjdin1957]

from the Don.
He smiled! But we must not forget about the heroes who carry out their activities at this crazy time!

[waisson]

I can not do otherwise

[Straus_zloy]

something like this:

[Hort]

what did Tsiolkovsky say there ?: "You can't live in a cradle forever." Space must be mastered, but it must be done together — the whole planet. And therefore it is necessary to attach, uh-uh, different parts of the Earth to Russia. Whoever doesn't want to kick into orbit

[delfinN]

Reptilians have no place on the planet EARTH

[TAMERLAN 7]

It’s time for the United States to disconnect from the planet Earth — parasites must be disposed of!

[siberalt]

The author has a good picture. "Shrimp in the ocean of the universe" Exactly on the topic.

[GROM]

Super It was necessary to call the topic))

[Giant thought]

Dreaming is not bad, but sometimes dreams come true, so my first toast: For the sale of dreams!

[fregina1]

I am waiting for the victory of Darth Vader! I represent this inauguration! Fight of the right sector with the Jedi, dispersal of the Maidan using lightsabers! New Rada in the form of a death star in the center of Kiev! In general, the peak of moronity, schizophrenia and delirium tremens!
Brothers, stop eating the fat of pigs that grazed on hemp field!

[ipshum]

The inhabitants of the moon promise to provide political asylum to the population of the United States, EU and Japan, fleeing from the insidious Putin. Enough space for everyone. One condition - do not take air with you!