Russia to the West: I want to please you today

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Tuesday 1 of April (despite the comic date) can be the starting point for a change towards a slight warming in Russian-American relations regarding Ukraine. Up to this point, the mutual "frost" only grew stronger. They give us sanctions against Russian banks, we give them solutions to create a national payment system, they give us exclusion from G8 and threats to reduce investment and even trade, we are looking for other partners for trade deals and investment projects in South East Asia, they are to us ... we are to them ...


Ukrainian Tanks, "inherited" by the Russian army, transported to the north of Crimea to strengthen the Russian military grouping on the border with mainland Ukraine. Photo http://www.svoboda.org


The situation has somewhat changed after the talks that took place the other day between the heads of the diplomatic departments Sergey Lavrov and John Kerry. With a cursory assessment, these negotiations could hardly be called breakthrough, but upon careful consideration they identified, at least, a hypothetically possible point of contact between the positions of the two states. The US Secretary of State made it clear that the United States is concerned about Russia's serious military presence on the eastern border with Ukraine, and if Russia had withdrawn its troops to the places of permanent deployment, then this step would be the basis, quote: de-escalating the conflict in Ukraine.

It would seem that Kerry's words are everyday and do not carry anything new in themselves. But in fact, these words are covered with many important nuances.

Nuance one: the head of American diplomacy speaks of troops, which Russia seems to be taking away from the border with the eastern regions of Ukraine, and says nothing about the southern direction. Indirectly, this means that the United States is beginning to gradually (literally through “I cannot”) accept the fact that the Crimean peninsula is the territory of Russia. Naturally, the same John Kerry will not say this openly (it’s necessary, as they say, to preserve the honor of the uniform), but these words that he said, translated from an American diplomatic, mean that in the south of Ukraine the USA has no problems with Russian military presence is not seen. Well, or see, but try to keep quiet about it, without escalating the situation. And without that debate about the “use” of sanctions against Russia is enough ...

The nuance of the second: of course, Kerry is still trying to present the conflict in Ukraine as a result of exclusively Russian pressure, stating the need for the first steps of de-escalating the conflict precisely from Russia. But at the same time, the United States makes it clear that they are ready to compromise with Russia. The condition for this compromise was announced - "withdrawal of Russian troops from the border with the eastern regions of Ukraine."

So, it is this thesis that is too often repeated by Western "partners." It would be foolish to ignore him, purposefully ignoring. And, apparently, the Russian authorities decided that the opportunity to somewhat defuse the situation should certainly be used. Whether there are troops on their own western border, whether there are any there — you need to take something away from the border anyway ... And, apparently, the option “take something away” worked well. But about it one after another.

Almost immediately after the negotiations of Lavrov and Kerry, which took place in Paris, interesting reports come from the territory of Ukraine. The deputy chief of the main command center of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Major General Alexander Rozmaznin, states that the number of Russian troops on the border with eastern Ukraine has decreased by about 10 thousand people. A senior military official notes that Kiev initially considered this a process of rotating Russian soldiers, but it turned out that the Russian units had left the regions bordering on Ukraine, and their place was not occupied by other units.

Information that Russian troops leave the "border" polygons, where active exercises have recently been conducted, and are sent to the places of permanent deployment, is confirmed, which is remarkable, in the main military department of Russia. The press service of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation reports that a “whole” battalion of the 15 th rifle brigade of the Central Military District was withdrawn from the territory of the Rostov Region. Before the withdrawal, the battalion participated in training maneuvers at the Kadamovsky range, after - he went to his native Samara region. Training is underway for the withdrawal of other units.

For clarity: from the Kadamovsky landfill to the Ukrainian frontier - under two hundred kilometers. Well, if Kadamovsky is considered “near the border with Ukraine”, then for God's sake, of course, but Russia would be one thing (with our geographical parameters), and it’s another thing, for example, in the North Atlantic Alliance, in which for a considerable number of countries 200 km - this is the size, no less, of their entire territory from the border to the border ...

By the way, about NATO. Just a few days before the withdrawal "from the border area" of the said battalion, an inspection flight took place in the skies over the same Rostov region. Representatives of the North Atlantic Alliance participated in the inspection. And it is interesting that the inspectors did not find any military activity of Russia near the border with Ukraine ...

When such information reached the NATO Secretary General Rasmussen, he stated that he was still not sure about the withdrawal of the Russian troops from the border, referring to the generals who had reported “good disguise” by the Russians of their positions. They say that they looked bad - Russian soldiers are definitely there - they are masking well ... And, as noted, the camouflage is apparently so remarkable that even American spy satellites cannot determine where exactly those 40 of thousands of Russian soldiers are located near the border with Ukraine who were miraculously counted by people sitting in Kiev ... Yes, yes, it was 40 who counted thousands of "bayonets" ...

How much Kiev’s exaggerated words about the 40 of thousands of Russian soldiers "near the borders with Ukraine" can be judged by the statements of the same General Rozmaznin. If one Russian battalion departed “from the frontiers”, and according to Roseznin, this is already “minus 10 thousands” of servicemen, then it turns out that 40 thousands is only the 4 battalion ... What are extensive, however, now the battalions in the Russian army ... Although more a completely different definition fits here: fear has big eyes, and the fact that Kiev is pretty, sorry, put pants on Russian activity lately is a fact.

After the withdrawal of the Russian divisions (we recall that while we are talking about exactly one battalion) to the places of permanent deployment, white-toothed smiles appeared on the faces of the western “partners”. Spokesman for the United States Foreign Office Marie Harf said that this is a signal for a possible de-escalation of the conflict.
The press service of Angela Merkel said that they consider the withdrawal of Russian troops to the places of permanent deployment as a "positive step of Moscow."

CNN also announced with great enthusiasm to its viewers that the process of de-escalation (well, they love this word in the West today) of the conflict near the borders with Ukraine.

And how our "friend" Barak must be proud of himself ...

Russia to the West: I want to please you today


It turns out how little now needs to be done to make the West rejoice ... Previously, I remember, the West "rejoiced for Russia" for completely different reasons (for more global ones): the collapse of the USSR, Bulgarian sawing by strategists, the export of highly enriched uranium to the USA, shock therapy for the population against the background of the barbaric privatization of state-owned enterprises, and now the “partner” has been crushed ... One battalion was taken away from sin away - and now the rhetoric of the West has changed. Not at the root, of course, but changed. And who then will say that April 1 is not a day of laughter. What else!
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  1. +107
    April 2 2014 08: 33
    Volodin - plus! good I liked the article, the topic is serious, but it is written with subtle humor good
    It turns out how little now needs to be done to make the West rejoice ... Previously, I remember, the West "rejoiced for Russia" for completely different reasons (for more global ones): the collapse of the USSR, Bulgarian sawing by strategists, the export of highly enriched uranium to the USA, shock therapy for the population against the background of the barbaric privatization of state-owned enterprises, and now the “partner” has been crushed ... One battalion was taken away from sin away - and now the rhetoric of the West has changed. Not at the root, of course, but changed. And who then will say that April 1 is not a day of laughter. What else!
    1. +32
      April 2 2014 08: 44
      They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday
      1. +18
        April 2 2014 08: 53
        They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday
        with girls and boys striptease, and what to walk so walk.
        1. +31
          April 2 2014 09: 02
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          with girls and boys striptease, and what to walk so walk.

          - which girls are in the geyrop? Girls only with girls walk, boys only with boys laughing
          In general, the evolution shown by the author of the subject I like smile God forbid, in the future they will rejoice even more insignificant events. Yes, "the losing side has lost so much that it has not passed 20 years, how is that?" This is a bewilderment from Samantochka, a lover of pooping on Churkin's boots laughing
          1. yur
            yur
            +33
            April 2 2014 14: 16
            Quote: aksakal
            God forbid, in the future they will rejoice even more insignificant events. Yeah, "the losing side is t
            URGENT news! On the tapes of all news agencies in the world! "The squad leader, junior sergeant Antoshkin, has left for another vacation! Through the efforts of the NATO countries and the entire world community, de-escalation of tension around Ukraine has been achieved!" Well, something like that.
        2. +4
          April 2 2014 15: 15
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          with girls and boys striptease, and what to walk so walk

          And again they will call Russia a loser request smile
        3. +2
          April 2 2014 19: 03
          Quote: maks-xnumx
          They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday
          with girls and boys striptease, and what to walk so walk.


          In anticipation of the Euroassociation will be only boys for personal use and for streptis.

          In general, in vain ours went to the return of heavy equipment. It was necessary to cut it into metal. I hope the tank guns will be enough to empty my mind, otherwise tomorrow these tanks will shoot in the Crimea.
          1. 0
            April 4 2014 14: 31
            Yes, just cut off the trunks by the receiver and that’s all, though it’s as if the bill in hryvnias was not set, go look for this waste paper.
      2. +81
        April 2 2014 09: 56
        Quote: Coffee_time
        They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday


        Bacchanalia!

        Sighs of joy and tears!
        The West is simply touched!
        Dismissed yesterday RUSSIA
        Battalion from the border!

        Tolley used to be the case?
        Next to NATO is a million!
        And now the "big" thing
        Removed whole battalion!!!

        How pleased Johnny Kerry
        How well everything goes
        And Barack at the top in the photo
        Like a horseradish in a pot blooms!

        I can not thank the author of the article for his sophisticated humor! hi
        Thank you, dear Alexey Volodin. drinks
        1. +32
          April 2 2014 11: 58
          "And Barack at the top in the photo
          Like horseradish blooms in a pot! "
          I put 5 +++!
          American jesters pea with their same allies are already afraid of even one of our battalions of "polite young people", and they also need to make an April Fool's joke in the media that we have already finished digging into the White House across the North Pole, soon we will visit Obamka's office ! In joy it will be there! Do you think they will believe?
          God save Russia and Holy Russia!
          1. 52
            +8
            April 2 2014 17: 41
            Believe about digging, of course. But you need to write in English. to understand the adversary was. And then the children with education are not very, and they don’t get scared, and we don’t laugh
        2. Goblin-aksenov
          -9
          April 2 2014 14: 09
          Alexey Volodin - rhyme))
          Here, listen again, the cry of the soul of the oppressed Crimean inhabitants:
          Hello, fascist Russia.
          Listen, Putin's Russia.
          I’m not a mission in my country
          But I am not afraid of Judas either.

          You came to me with a gun
          Covering his face with a stocking.
          You talk to me obscenities
          Filling every sound with lead.


          Loosening my fields with a tank
          You sow mines instead of rye
          Putting on the soldier's footcloths
          Soaked through lies.

          Did I really think in forty-fifth
          My grandfather, tired of the war,
          That the one who was once a brother
          Today is the enemy of my country.

          Hello, fascist Russia.
          Why do you need my country?
          Putin has schizophrenia!
          But you ... you're ... not sick
      3. +3
        April 2 2014 13: 33
        Quote: Coffee_time
        They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday

        If only ... unfortunately their Nuland, stocking up on rolls and dough, rushed to Romania. Probably plans to create controlled chaos in Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan. So for now, one step back, they take two steps forward. But consent to constitutional reform still means a lot for Ukraine. Obviously, the "underground hundred" will come out only when the mines become.
        http://warfiles.ru/show-51477-nato-ispolzuet-situaciyu-na-ukraine-dlya-rasshiren
        iya-na-vostok.html
        1. yur
          yur
          +2
          April 2 2014 14: 03
          Quote: nika407
          So for now, one step back they are taking two forward. But consent to
          Well, where are these two steps? The fact that Vika Nuland, as described, rushes through Europe? As for me, so she needs to give out awards to the Russian Federation - whatever she says or does, then everything is to Russia's advantage and to the detriment of the United States.
        2. RND
          +2
          April 3 2014 01: 04
          Quote: nika407
          ... Obviously, the "underground hundred" will come out only when the mines become ...

          If the "underground hundred" comes out, then the remaining hundreds will become "heavenly" ... Or "foreign". If they have time ...
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      5. GRANATE-19
        +2
        April 2 2014 23: 00
        Quote: Coffee_time
        They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday

        On the way, they bYhayut all the time, and to such a state that they do not see double in their eyes and "twenty" at least! There is no other way to explain how 300 - 400 soldiers can be confused with 10000. Stupid !!! Respectfully, I express my humble opinion.
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        2. 0
          April 4 2014 15: 31
          10000 soldiers are for the inner man, i.e. for a picture that something is being done. And to show that Russia is making "concessions". Only this will not save. The "chaos-masochists" turned out to be completely.
      6. 0
        April 3 2014 17: 05
        Quote: Coffee_time
        They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday
        And did you believe in these white-toothed smiles? The NATO people need an excuse to concentrate their troops on the borders with Ukraine! What is actually happening now! That, on our part, their demand looks silly to withdraw the troops from the border, and they know what they need.
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      9. Stalker
        +5
        April 5 2014 01: 40
        I'll add more humor ... laughing
    2. +11
      April 2 2014 08: 49
      Plus Volodin, I agree. Yes, and you can add that we have much more to please our foreign partners
      1. +8
        April 2 2014 08: 58
        Yes, after April 1, it’s necessary to declare, it’s a joke with us so interesting what kind of look they will have. laughing
        1. RND
          +3
          April 3 2014 01: 10
          Quote: schizophrenic
          Yes, after April 1, it’s necessary to declare, it’s a joke with us so interesting what kind of look they will have. laughing

          The look will be dull. Because for them "April 1" is a day, and for us it is DATE!
    3. +12
      April 2 2014 09: 00
      Only the explanation under the picture with the tanks is strange .... belay hi
    4. +8
      April 2 2014 10: 46
      Quote: major071
      One battalion was taken away from sin - and now the rhetoric of the West has changed.

      Now crushing NATO, crushing people ...
      Although she, Nata, has every reason to rejoice - if there are 10.000 people in one allotted battalion of the Russian army, then what is the size of the division ?!
    5. +2
      April 2 2014 13: 27
      no need to withdraw, we are on our territory where we want our troops there and are holding, again they are pressing on us and we are doing recourse
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      2. +1
        April 2 2014 15: 29
        Their wishes fit into our plans. The main thing here is that the SGA is no longer a wolf for us, who eats anyone it wants.
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      4. Docklishin
        +8
        April 2 2014 20: 55
        I accidentally found a video on YouTube ... Spring draft of the Ukrainian army laughing
    6. +9
      April 2 2014 14: 47
      Quote: 1
      Recalling the generals who reported a “good camouflage” by the Russians of their positions
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    8. cat 1970
      0
      April 4 2014 16: 02
      Just LAUGHTER DAY, just tanks, ... in GEORGIA-and-and. !!!
  2. +3
    April 2 2014 08: 34
    For me, Americans tend to exaggerate. A glutton of engines, waist of an average unit, own "successes" ....
  3. mad
    +7
    April 2 2014 08: 34
    For clarity: from the Kadamovsky training ground to the Ukrainian borders - two hundred kilometers ... in the North Atlantic Alliance, in which for a considerable number of countries 200 km is the size, no less, of their entire territory from border to border

    Okay, in gayrope, the "little penis" syndrome is developed, but why does America have a complex?
    1. +17
      April 2 2014 09: 45
      mad ..... Well, in geyrope, the syndrome of the "little member" is developed, and why America has a complex?


      The United States is now like a cow on ice. Unresolved problems are spawning like mushrooms. Iran with the Middle East, Afghanistan, North Korea, the Asia-Pacific region with China. They have already set their sights on shifting their epicenter to the Asia-Pacific region, but here Ukraine and Russia are not going according to plan. " The world policeman "begins to not cope with his task. Even the dogs loyal to him, begin to reluctantly execute the command" face ".
  4. +19
    April 2 2014 08: 35
    No, a battalion is a lot! It is necessary that the redeployment offices were happy.
    1. +5
      April 2 2014 10: 47
      Quote: Arkan
      It is necessary that the redeployment of the department rejoiced.
      The main thing for them is the appearance of concessions on the part of Russia, so that there is something to declare, such as "victories of its diplomacy" and "the results of the adopted sanctions." They do not want to miss such an opportunity, so they will probably prefer to keep quiet about strengthening the military group in Crimea at the same time.
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    3. +3
      April 2 2014 15: 31
      Yeah! Withdrawal platoon for 2 years laughing
  5. +2
    April 2 2014 08: 37
    The "tanned" agent is satisfied))
  6. +4
    April 2 2014 08: 37
    Well, pleased the United States, Ukraine and the EU and good. Let them jump with happiness.
    1. -3
      April 2 2014 22: 05
      "Never plot anything against Russia, because for every trick of yours she will answer with her unpredictable stupidity."

      Well, let them continue to rejoice))
      1. +1
        April 4 2014 00: 31
        she will answer your every trick with her unpredictable stupidity


        I read koment and recalled an article in either the Kommersant or the The Washington Times. Perhaps your joke was relevant about 25-30 years ago. But since then we have gained so much experience ... that we have no right to do stupid things!

        Kommersant AUTHORITY May 20, 2013
        They are about us: The Washington Times
        Washington, USA
        RUSSIAN PARANOJA AND AMERICAN "EXCELLENCE"
        The United States has the best army, but our State Department and executive bodies are led by people who are significantly inferior to their Russian counterparts
        In geopolitics, like in chess: players move pieces around the world board and, using various tactics - from diplomacy to war - try to achieve strategic goals. For a long time, the leading players on the world stage were Russians and Americans. While China is only gaining strength, Russia remains a chess grandmaster, and the game itself is an excellent metaphor for describing the actions of the Russian government.
        From the point of view of real life, chess is a truly paranoid game. Each move is done with alarm: suddenly, as soon as the piece is moved, a possible victory will turn into a crushing defeat. That is why Russia was not able to defeat the United States in the international arena. Russian leaders are smart, but not alien to paranoia ...
        America won the Cold War because Ronald Reagan played a brilliant chess game on a world level. George W. Bush also did just fine ...
        The Kremlin has spies everywhere, but for some reason they fail to figure out what the conspiracy against Russia really is. Therefore, Russian officials are in a quiet panic, upset that the Americans “outwitted” them ...
        The Russians simply cannot admit that their government is much smarter than ours in terms of foreign policy. We are not bluffing: we have no secret plan. Our state apparatus is really run by the children of Inspector Clouseau. The United States has a better army, but our government department and executive bodies are led by people who are significantly inferior to their Russian counterparts.
        We take IRRATIONAL STEPS on a chessboard, but not because we have some kind of stunning ingenious strategy that no one has heard of before. America remains in the game only because Russia does not solve our mythical “super-boat” in any way. The Russians reason logically: “Americans are not so stupid. They must be plotting something ... "
        May Moscow never know the truth ...
        In the name of America and the world, let the Russians never guess that we have lost our grip. Chess grandmasters usually do not play checkers, so they often cannot immediately recognize this game. Our government does not think at all, but, fortunately, the Russians think in such a phenomenal paranoid manner that they outwitted themselves and now think that we are thinking about something.
        1. 0
          April 5 2014 09: 11
          Quote: Aljavad
          The Russians reason logically: “Americans are not so stupid. They must be plotting something ... "

          Old anecdote:
          Stierlitz comes to Müller and asks -Up a cigarette, gruppenführer?
          Müller gives a cigarette, Stirlitz leaves. Müller sits and thinks:
          -Stirlitz ran out of cigarettes. So Stirlitz smoked a lot. Stirlitz smokes when he thinks. What is Stirlitz planning? "
  7. +9
    April 2 2014 08: 38
    Yes, they damn them, right on the territory of this very Kadomavo training ground (Persianovka village, Cossack camps) as much as a whole tank regiment lives (well, or as they called it there now), and the 100 division (now like a brigade) is constantly having fun, there’s generally a miniature war all summer. And they tracked a pancake of visiting marines a handful. Yes, they have poor people there and there is nothing at this training ground. So every six months they came to shoot.)
  8. +35
    April 2 2014 08: 42
    And how our "friend" Barak must be proud of himself ...
  9. +39
    April 2 2014 08: 42
    “When such information reached NATO Secretary General Rasmussen, he said that he was still not sure about the withdrawal of Russian troops from the border, referring to the generals who reported about the“ good camouflage ”by the Russians of their positions. Like, they looked badly - there are definitely Russian soldiers there - disguise well ... "

    Shine. In short
    "- Do you see a gopher?
    - No...
    “I don’t see either. And he is! "
    1. avg
      +6
      April 2 2014 17: 08
      Quote: mamont5
      Like, they looked badly - there are definitely Russian soldiers there - they disguise themselves well ... "

      They were so shocked by the actions of "Polite People" that now they will not soon begin to believe their eyes.
  10. +3
    April 2 2014 08: 43
    Laughter, laughter, and all Ukrainian enterprises froze
    their work on our defense industry. negative
    1. +10
      April 2 2014 09: 05
      Quote: polite people
      Laughter, laughter, and all Ukrainian enterprises froze
      their work on our defense industry. negative

      I’m wondering what they will pay their employees now? Or cut commercials by 50 percent? I mean the staff.
      1. Goblin-aksenov
        -5
        April 2 2014 14: 45
        Shipment of military products in the Russian Federation was stopped not by 50% but by 100%.
        In addition, all contacts with the Russian Federation froze NATO, the United States and all European countries.
        This is INTERNATIONAL INSULATION !!!!!
        1. Igor 3456
          +3
          April 2 2014 15: 14
          NATO, the USA and European countries are far from the whole world. Or do you not know that there are other countries? Learn geography
      2. solar2304
        +3
        April 3 2014 11: 09
        It hurts me to talk about it, but as our glorious surgeons say: "Cut, cut like that!" I mean, the worse things are for ordinary Ukrainians now, the sooner they will stop wasting away in Crimea and understand that Russia is their only hope for a decent life. Of course, I mean the inhabitants of the east, south of Ukraine. The West (its Bandera part) of Ukraine-these are simply insane !!!
    2. +28
      April 2 2014 09: 10
      Quote: polite people
      Laughter, laughter, and all Ukrainian enterprises froze their work on our defense industry

      - Well? To spite my grandmother's ears frostbitten? The same guardians, in words, "freezing cooperation on military-technical cooperation," will gladly secretly sell their "Turbomecs" instead of products from MOTOR SICH, well, this is until Russia builds this Motor Sich somewhere in Belogorod or Voronezh (where, by the way, we already have aviation competencies). There you just need to allocate space, build walls, install communications and purchase equipment and build a comfortable microdistrict, the rest of the Motor Sich staff who have moved and left without their favorite jobs will do the rest - install the equipment, perform commissioning and start production. "Berkutchi" were granted citizenship, and why not provide highly qualified children from subcontractors of the Russian military-industrial complex? It was necessary to do so for a long time.
      1. +4
        April 2 2014 10: 06
        The plant has already been built and began to work in * test mode *, reaching its design capacity. And to attract specialists with SICH MOTOR is a sensible, but unrealistic thought. Then salt these engines? Then it is necessary to build new production facilities for helicopter avionics. The second question is where to sell it? And so on, throughout logistics.
      2. +13
        April 2 2014 10: 10
        Quote: aksakal
        until Russia builds this Motor Sich thread somewhere in Belogorod or Voronezh (where, by the way, there are already aviation competencies)


        think globally, but there is such a thing ..., the issue is partially resolved on the "Klimov" near St. Petersburg,

        Vladislav Masalov, General Director of OJSC MC UEC (OJSC Klimov is part of the UEC), said that it is planned to reach full production capacity, 500 units, by 2015 and cover the entire Russian market of helicopter engines.
        http://www.kommersant.ru/doc/2093690

        so that only Motor Sich loses from it

        By the way, you (+) the idea of ​​a helicopter cluster, I think, is not bad
      3. 0
        April 4 2014 00: 49
        "Berkutchi" were granted citizenship, and why not provide highly qualified children from subcontractors of the Russian military-industrial complex? It was necessary to do so for a long time.

        So the migration legislation is just now being adjusted: "citizens of the former USSR, the former Russian Empire .... citizenship in a simplified manner."
        I’m thinking: if the "former Russian Empire" ... what is there with Finland? and Poland?

        And to you - +!
      4. 0
        April 8 2014 16: 14
        China, so without hiding, will undertake to produce all the same.
    3. avg
      +5
      April 2 2014 17: 11
      Quote: polite people
      Laughter, laughter, and all Ukrainian enterprises froze
      their work on our defense industry. negative

      There is no war without loss. It's all about their ratio.
    4. 0
      April 4 2014 00: 35
      all enterprises of Ukraine


      Nuuu ... you will not soon be left without work! soldier
    5. 0
      April 8 2014 16: 04
      And who is worse off from this?
  11. +10
    April 2 2014 08: 43
    For clarity: from the Kadamovsky training ground to the Ukrainian borders - under two hundred kilometers. Well, if Kadamovsky is considered “near the border with Ukraine,” for God's sake, of course, but it’s one thing if Russia would say that (with our geographical parameters), and another thing when they say so, for example, in the North Atlantic Alliance, in which for a considerable number of countries 200 km is the size, no less than no, of their entire territory from border to border ...

    For clarity, I as a local claim that the border is less than 50 km. The Kadamovsky test site is located between Novocherkassk and Shakhty on the Novocherkassk - Kharkov highway. on the highway to Novoshakhtinskaya customs 30 km ... "straight" is even closer ... or the author is not competent or who needs it ...
    1. +9
      April 2 2014 08: 49
      Well, historically there, in this area there are a lot, a lot of troops, before there was such a full-fledged tank division. Yes, there even Cossacks had fun at one time, well, Cossack camps are their historic gathering place to shoot in the absence of war. What is it all about?
      1. +8
        April 2 2014 09: 09
        What is it all about?

        Yes, not the Cossacks! the author called the figure 200 km, to the border ... from Novocherkassk to Donetsk less than 250 km ... and to the border less than 30 ... and that there are a lot of troops ... since the days of the USSR, yes, I agree with you, especially that there is a training center for explosives, I’ve been there more than once ...
        1. 77bob1973
          0
          April 2 2014 10: 23
          It is incomprehensible to the Americans that there is nowhere to withdraw our troops (only beyond the Urals).
        2. 0
          April 2 2014 18: 44
          The question is different. What are the parts of the 15th peacekeeping brigade from the Samara region doing there, and not the regular parts of the South-East Military District?
          1. solar2304
            +1
            April 3 2014 11: 14
            The 15th Peacekeeping Brigade is one of the most combat-ready, trained units of the RF Armed Forces. It's time to understand that the "polite guys" who were in the Crimea are the elite of the army, and not the closest subdivision of the Southern Military District to the scene.
            1. +1
              April 3 2014 23: 31
              "Polite people" in the Crimea are the guys from the GRU special forces brigade from the Southern Military District (21 on the number), but not like the 15th peacekeeping one. They have different functions !!!
              1. 0
                April 4 2014 13: 52
                Vova prepares our Western "partners" for a different perception of reality.
                It must be constantly pressed, otherwise the Americans will become impudent and arrange "color" revolutions. It is a pity that there are no specialists in Russia to organize the struggle of the Free Southern States from Washington in Tan (USA).
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    2. +23
      April 2 2014 09: 02
      This site is read not only by Russians. Do not disclose military secrets. It says 200 - two hundred. In wartime, a sine of 90 degrees can reach 2 or more!
      1. +19
        April 2 2014 10: 19
        Quote: maximus235
        In wartime, the sine of 90 degrees can reach 2 and more!

        And in general in the army, as far as I remember, its laws. Even physical.
        For example: in civilian terms - the water does not shrink.
        - in the army: the order will be compressed.
        1. 0
          April 8 2014 09: 58
          Well then, and so:
          Classes at the military department. Major explains to students:
          - The angle of the machine gun on the armored personnel carrier is not more than 30 degrees.
          Question from the audience:
          “Comrade Major, what degrees are Fahrenheit or Celsius?”
          Major, after some deliberation:
          - Fahrenheit.
          Friendly laughter.
          - Well, you can’t make a joke. Celsius, of course!
    3. vyatom
      -6
      April 2 2014 11: 23
      Quote: Rostovchanin
      or the author is not competent or who needs it ...

      Rather, someone needs it. Hatchery began again. This we have already passed. Does history not teach anything.
      1. yur
        yur
        +8
        April 2 2014 14: 38
        Quote: vyatom
        hatchery. This we have already passed. Does history not teach anything.
        Of course it teaches, but ... not everyone. You probably don't know that any encroachment on Russia for ALL enemies ended in absolute defeat. And in general, apart from the word "shapkozakidatelstvo" it is not bad to learn others - "fear has large eyes", "the eyes are afraid, but the hands are doing", etc. I am sure it will be very useful!
      2. +11
        April 2 2014 15: 03
        Quote: vyatom
        Hatchery began again.

        Once or twice in my life I had to hear "Allahakbarstvo" .... They yell loudly, and the more terrible, the louder ...

        Here, apparently the younger generation, sins the sim often.
        It goes over the years ... not deadly.

        According to the article ...
        Yesterday Kamenev called the meeting (again, consistent with his intuition) FAILURE.
        Comrade Volodin saw the light at the end of the tunnel. the barking that we are threatening the Russian people, demanding not to strangle ourselves, is this a ray of light in darkness?
        In fact, it seems to me that in our relations with the West, everything is still bad, and thank God, I hope so.
        It will not come to war, even Belodomovskoye behind the scenes does not want to die, and we still want to live (small children, undefined wife), but we must stop calling our enemies the not very nice word "partners".
        It is necessary to remind the country that the ENEMY IS AT THE GATE, to say it clearly and clearly. Let everyone who sees themselves on the Cote d'Azur let them roll. And build a big and strong Russia.
  12. +22
    April 2 2014 08: 45
    So I don’t understand NATO and the states, do they seriously believe that the Russians, in the absence of a mass group of forces directly at the borders with their neighbor, will not be able to quickly transfer the operational group there?
    Yes, in recent years, troops from the western districts and the Urals have been transporting Siberia to the Far East, and from there to the West. Train logistics and maneuverability.
    So, in the event of a real "escalation", they will throw over a sufficient grouping in one fell swoop and enter Gagauzia.
    Currently, the West needs only symbolic actions and demonstrative pirouettes. Well, just like Merlezonsky ballet.
    If necessary, we will drop out the Airborne Division and abroad during the day, and there we will also customize the tanks. Business something.
    1. +6
      April 2 2014 15: 16
      So I also think so. throwing back is not a problem, and Putin and the NATO are well aware of this. It’s just that such steps are taken as gifts for the West, it’s not always good to chew them ...
  13. +12
    April 2 2014 08: 47
    Interestingly, after all this, the anti-tank ditches began to fall asleep back, or the panties had not yet dried laughing
    1. +3
      April 2 2014 23: 27
      Spring rains will strike, new reservoirs will appear, it remains to launch fry. drinks
  14. +4
    April 2 2014 08: 49
    ... white-toothed smiles appeared on the faces of Western "partners" ...- one more company only, and Comrade GLAVOENKO ... and federalization in Ukraine has been decided ... recourse
  15. +4
    April 2 2014 08: 52
    correctly noticed, one battalion and so much joy .. in their media they will multiply by 10 and they will rejoice even more ..
    1. 0
      April 2 2014 10: 31
      Quote: afdjhbn67
      in their media multiply 10 and even more rejoice ..

      I, of course, apologize, but in this case it is necessary, apparently, to emphasize that "in their INDEPENDENT media they will multiply by 10 and be even more happy .."
  16. johnsnz
    +45
    April 2 2014 08: 54
    Adequate Impact Policy
    1. waisson
      +34
      April 2 2014 09: 19
      updated G8 hi laughing
      1. +13
        April 2 2014 09: 44
        it's not G8, but G1,7
        1. +4
          April 2 2014 20: 43
          Quote: Warlock_r
          it's not G8, but G1,7

          Then 3,14G ...
      2. +3
        April 2 2014 20: 52
        Not that, G3.14zdets and nothing else!
      3. +1
        April 3 2014 02: 55
        Filed: Honduras, Zimbabwe and Chad
  17. +23
    April 2 2014 08: 56
    I don’t understand what kind of lyuda whale whales climb into our internal affairs. Where we want there and deploy our troops. This is our territory. We do not dictate to them that, like, let's remove our troops from Alaska. All the same, they were and will remain for me personally, U.R.O.D.A.M.I.
  18. patriot123
    +3
    April 2 2014 08: 56
    I think they didn’t expect such joy !!!
  19. +1
    April 2 2014 08: 57
    The United States makes it clear that it is ready to compromise with Russia.

    What are the compromises with the organizers of the anti-Russian coup in our friendly country?
  20. +2
    April 2 2014 08: 57
    Obama is now a real peacemaker in the eyes of CNN.

    And if these accountants simply do not see the difference between the Ukrainian troops and the Russian ??? Ukrainians also stand at the border, trains go back and forth with tanks. After all, the technique is the same and the brothers we ... from the satellite do not see any special differences, so they panic)))
  21. +25
    April 2 2014 09: 01
    Here it is a compromise from compromises
    1. 0
      April 2 2014 23: 30
      +100500 hi
      yes, yes and green will appreciate good
    2. +1
      April 3 2014 02: 57
      We invite you to visit them. With visas you can not worry. The truth and the meeting is unlikely to be organized. But the fun is guaranteed.
    3. 0
      April 8 2014 15: 11
      It would be very good if their plans came true!
    4. 0
      April 8 2014 15: 11
      It would be very good if their plans came true!
  22. +20
    April 2 2014 09: 04
    The situation must be resolved. Moreover, the Maidan psychiatric hospital is incapable of this.
  23. 111 soldier
    +3
    April 2 2014 09: 06
    some gifts for the west! flunked straight !! no pity!!
  24. 0
    April 2 2014 09: 11
    The first nuance: the head of American diplomacy talks about the troops that Russia seems to have to withdraw from the border with eastern regions of Ukraineand says nothing about southbound. Indirectly, this means that CSha start little by little (literally through "I can not") accept the fact that the Crimean peninsula is the territory of Russia.
    I do not agree with this conclusion. There was no question of troops in Crimea since the United States is just the Crimea and is not recognized as ours. If it would be about the troops in the Crimea, then
    The US is beginning to .... accept the fact that the Crimean Peninsula is the territory of Russia.
  25. +4
    April 2 2014 09: 18
    It is necessary to withdraw Russian troops from the borders of Ukraine to the west. To Poland, for example ...
    1. +1
      April 2 2014 23: 31
      Old Man looks after Poland am
  26. +1
    April 2 2014 09: 18
    Jim Carrey Respect! He is able to ease international tension! laughing
    1. +11
      April 2 2014 15: 28
      Do not confuse this wretched (John) with the great comedian (Jim).
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  27. +1
    April 2 2014 09: 19
    "40 thousand Russian soldiers" at the border with Ukraine ""
    fear has big eyes )))
    1. 0
      April 2 2014 10: 43
      Yes, to capture Ukraine, one battalion from the construction battalion would be enough.
      1. +5
        April 2 2014 22: 50
        The point is not in the number of personnel, but in the uninterrupted quartermaster service for the supply of vodka / vodka. For my scenario for the future Russian-Ukrainian war is as follows: first, yell "- I'm a Nazi muzzle, s" and point our fingers at each other, Then a dozen of the most greyhounds converge nose-to-nose and hang a certain amount of pi --- lei. We count the losses, then we count the cash and ... well, as usual, we go to the store and then we sing together "Roar and stack of Dnipro ..." and "Oh frost frost ...". The curtain.
  28. +5
    April 2 2014 09: 20
    Now, in practice, I see how they use the "inflatable army" in modern conditions. They let the air down and there are no Iskaners, armored personnel carriers, tanks. I heard that the last element is glued to our rubber "avionose", it will be interesting to watch its movements, they would have glued it together faster. angry
  29. 0
    April 2 2014 09: 21
    I think that Kerry mentioned the presence on the eastern border of Ukraine with Russia, only because they do not recognize the southern border. They still do not consider Crimea the territory of the Russian Federation. Although, of course, I may be wrong, the Western military districts only conduct exercises "near" the borders with Ukraine, and this is not prohibited. Therefore, it is not clear what permanent units (deployment) on the border with Ukraine are being discussed by foreign analysts.
  30. +39
    April 2 2014 09: 28
    We are them, they are us, we are ...
    Obama in shock:
    –– I’m giving them a boycott of the Olympics, they have a triumph,
    ––- I will bring down the ruble for them - they are buying up their shares
    and save 20 billion on this,
    ––– I’m a military coup in Kiev - they are reunited with Crimea in this hustle,
    ––- I forbade them to enter the United States - they ugore and ask for more,
    ––- I threatened them with cruisers in the Black Sea - they increased the Black Sea Fleet by XNUMX times due to Ukrainian ships,
    ––- I bring down bank "Russia" for them - so they not only do not take money from it, but they also opened new accounts,
    ––- I’m an information war for them to demoralize society - they have a rise in patriotism and an increase in Putin’s popularity !!!
    Well, at least they didn’t move ...
    1. +2
      April 2 2014 23: 34
      We want more sanctions !!!! good
    2. +1
      April 3 2014 03: 00
      Quote: delfinN
      Well, at least they didn’t move ...

      But I'm afraid here they will win something.
  31. +3
    April 2 2014 09: 29
    Laughing while reading the article)) The author is a big plus! Something a lot of our westerners scurry about notpartners. laughing
  32. +40
    April 2 2014 09: 36
    Can we still join the European Union?
    1. +4
      April 2 2014 12: 00
      according to this scheme, you can go a lot where :)
    2. +2
      April 3 2014 00: 14
      Interesting idea!
      There is experience (1945), there will be no problems ... soldier love
  33. +10
    April 2 2014 09: 38
    Quote: delfinN
    We are them, they are us, we are ...
    Obama in shock:
    –– I’m giving them a boycott of the Olympics, they have a triumph,
    ––- I will bring down the ruble for them - they are buying up their shares
    and save 20 billion on this,
    ––– I’m a military coup in Kiev - they are reunited with Crimea in this hustle,
    ––- I forbade them to enter the United States - they ugore and ask for more,
    ––- I threatened them with cruisers in the Black Sea - they increased the Black Sea Fleet by XNUMX times due to Ukrainian ships,
    ––- I bring down bank "Russia" for them - so they not only do not take money from it, but they also opened new accounts,
    ––- I’m an information war for them to demoralize society - they have a rise in patriotism and an increase in Putin’s popularity !!!
    Well, at least they didn’t move ...

    I forgot about Snudin and gays !!! wink
  34. +2
    April 2 2014 09: 45
    If we have 10 thousand bayonets in the battalions, I’m afraid to imagine the size of the division or brigade. Yes, we have so many people in the country.
    1. +1
      April 3 2014 03: 02
      Fear has big eyes. One drunken ensign, having driven a bucket of green paint and not such a leak of "necessary" information, can organize ..
  35. 0
    April 2 2014 09: 59
    Quote: sscha
    Only the explanation under the picture with the tanks is strange .... belay hi

    Read the address of the site from which the photo was taken - everything will be immediately clear. :)
  36. +7
    April 2 2014 10: 00
    Baran Obama!
    1. +4
      April 2 2014 11: 30
      He is not a ram. He is a doll. As the sponsor whispers, so Barak Husseinovich and trumpets. I want to eat something. fellow
    2. +2
      April 2 2014 20: 02
      Borat Obama :-)
      1. +1
        April 3 2014 12: 57
        You can do it this way: Obama is being drilled
    3. +1
      April 2 2014 23: 36
      They said idiots, do not elect a niger to the presidency, it will not end in good. fellow
      1. 0
        April 3 2014 03: 05
        Well no, nigga is good. Too bad he's not gay. Here's a gay niger in the presidents for America is the thing. What is the country, such is the president.
        1. +1
          April 3 2014 05: 12
          yes it’s not a question, it’s empty, we’ll make it like it
        2. 0
          April 3 2014 12: 59
          Let all the children of our enemies from Obama to Rasmussen, enter into same-sex marriage.
        3. 0
          April 4 2014 01: 07

          gay nigga in presidents


          Oh! to dream, so to dream! gay prostitute nigga AIDS patients in presidents

          Here's the hype!
  37. +2
    April 2 2014 10: 00
    Well, right: take a couple of units from the border with Ukraine. Three hundred meters ... Let them jump for joy.
  38. +2
    April 2 2014 10: 12
    Fear has big eyes. They themselves composed a fiction and believed in it.
  39. +3
    April 2 2014 10: 19
    Russia treacherously (as always) withdrew the battalion from the training ground on the border, so what are you so up against the Ukrainians about its size? It's simple, every day the spy counted the battalion and didn’t compare the numbers, but added up, otherwise the owners will not give money
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  41. Leshka
    +1
    April 2 2014 10: 34
    if they see one tank, then by their logic there is a whole tank regiment fool
  42. holyboy
    +8
    April 2 2014 10: 53
    Here is what my sister just wrote to me on Skype: "... a friend writes from Ukraine, it's scary there. Military equipment was brought to Kalanchak, soldiers periodically change diesel fuel for food and vodka. Girlfriend in Kherson, dacha in Razdolnoye. They are afraid of looters. Soon there is nothing will eat the soldiers, they will go to the huts. He does not want to go alone with the children (they also have five). Scary ... He says that airplanes / helicopters fly constantly. Low. Scary. They would rather have everything settled there. "

    Kalanchak is a district center in the Kherson region, not far from the Crimean border. Our mother (she is 72 years old) has a house in the village of Razdolny, Kalanchak district. In the summer they live there, and in the winter in Surgut or in Serov. All the last years they have had problems with registration. They had to go to Kherson to the OVIR to extend the temporary registration, or cross the border of Ukraine and Russia to get a stamp in the passport from the border guards ... This year they did not go to their house at all - they are afraid.

    I hope her house will soon be in Russia! fellow
    1. +2
      April 2 2014 20: 46
      Quote: holyboy
      "... a friend writes from Ukraine, it's scary there. They drove military equipment to Kalanchak, soldiers periodically change diesel fuel for food and vodka. Girlfriend in Kherson, dacha in Razdolnoye. They are afraid of marauders. with children (they also have five) does not want to. Scary ... He says that planes / helicopters constantly fly. Low. Scary. They would rather have everything settled there. "

      My Ukrainian friend writes much harsher against Russia and VVP. I am never tired of being amazed at the level of anger, envy and hatred that you hear in your address from the "other" side ...
  43. ikar2006
    +5
    April 2 2014 10: 55
    I’ll also make my contribution regarding the pathos of the annexation of Crimea, but I’m afraid of too many minuses to get, oh well.
    Born and raised in Alushta (who does not know :) Crimea, the southernmost coast). Now I live in Kharkov, his father lives in Alushta, he is 77 years old. The situation in Alushta is roughly the following: neither in rubles nor in hryvnia pensions and salaries are issued, all bank cards are blocked. Today I go to him to bring at least a little money for life. Friends even talked about how on Russian channels they showed the issuance of pensions in rubles, I wonder where it was filmed, and what people in the villages should do, Russia get bloated and don't talk. In addition, passports are not issued and it is not known when they will start. And promises ... People of course endure, tell them how much more. If this goes on, then we can only guess what might happen in Crimea. I honestly admit I am for Russia and look forward to the arrival of "polite people" in the South East (and there are still enough such people). But if you do not solve the social situation in Crimea as quickly as possible, then seeing that there is no action behind the words, enthusiasm may diminish.
    1. Fin
      0
      April 2 2014 16: 27
      Quote: ikar2006
      The situation in Alushta is approximately the same, neither in rubles nor in hryvnias they give out pensions and salaries, all bank cards are blocked. Today I’m going to him to bring at least not a lot of money for a living.

      Upon return, do not forget to tell how it really is. Something is not believed. When is the pension and salary payment period for April and March?
    2. +3
      April 2 2014 22: 16
      ikar2006
      Do you really think that our or your officials are very different and that everyone is happy to join. Certainly, some of you did not like the statements of the new authorities that "only legal income can be in the civil service." There will be brakes, inconsistencies, and sabotage. hi
    3. 0
      April 2 2014 23: 39
      Crimeans on "However" write that everything is very good. So Ikar2006 - I don't believe !!! winked
    4. garris
      +1
      April 2 2014 23: 56
      Believe me !!! I myself am a Crimean, I have been living here for 50 years. The daughter of an officer. Just believe me - everything is not so simple with us ... Nobody wants separation !!! )))
      1. 0
        April 3 2014 03: 08
        That's just the way and no other way:
        Quote: Garris
        Nobody wants separation !!!

        That's right, why trifle? No one said, and everyone is clear
      2. +1
        April 3 2014 13: 04
        And more detail you can?
        We are all interested to learn from you.
        I sincerely wish you well-being and health.
    5. BYRY
      +1
      April 6 2014 13: 44
      What kind of heresy do you write? They started issuing them in rubles last month, since Hohland blocked accounts in the Crimea. And since the new month, pensions and salaries are given in rubles, but with a 25% surcharge. Although I still get paid in hryvnias for work, a lot more cash left. Minibuses only moan, they fuse all the little things from the moneyboxes, carry buckets.
      I think that you are a Troll, and you have no relation to Crimea.
  44. +1
    April 2 2014 11: 07
    I like the idea of ​​returning the tanks to Ukraine ... it's even somehow new: we will move the tanks towards them, and they will move away. Yes
    1. 0
      April 3 2014 03: 10
      Tanks with crews must be returned. Then the issue with Ukraine will be resolved faster, and I think about its "membership" in NATO
      1. 0
        April 8 2014 19: 55
        And the NATO members will see what they have to allocate money for repairing tanks and feeding the crews, and will give up the fuck from such a "member" of NATO.
    2. 0
      April 3 2014 05: 19
      and this is the Veda new idea of ​​an armored train! cheap, simple, cheerful.
  45. +1
    April 2 2014 11: 08
    urgently need to withdraw all ten battalions and ... bring down eleven divisions angry
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  47. +4
    April 2 2014 11: 12
    In no circumstances can America be categorically believed. They say one thing and do something else, smile and hold a stone in their bosom.
    So now they have found lines of contact, and they themselves want to put Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan on their ears and at the same time strangle even more Transnistria.
    America is the most deceitful and hypocritical + cynical nation on earth and with such negotiations you need to conduct negotiations only when you are covered up so you don’t want to check.
  48. Serg2014
    +2
    April 2 2014 11: 14
    Well, of course, Russia took the military away from the border, and what is the United States retaliatory response ???
    1. 0
      April 3 2014 03: 13
      They took two divisions in Texas. They were supported by Canada with the transport of two swimmers to the middle of Lake Ontario.
  49. +3
    April 2 2014 11: 21
    Apparently these tank clusters are meant by the US State Department and Kerry when they talk about the concentration of Russian troops on the border with completely independent Ukraine. bully
  50. +3
    April 2 2014 11: 34
    It’s hard now for the West, every day come up with new sanctions against Russia, you need to find and apply such measures so as not to offend your beloved and overseas the master to cover your eyes. In addition to the sanctions, you have to kick Ukraine with a kick in a bright, shabby future, promises to feed every day so that they didn’t relax too much in relation to Russia. You will inadvertently take a look and lose control, and without control they don’t know what they can do, because they are without towers, they can even go over to Russia’s side if that piece shows more. In general, it’s impossible to believe the natives, those still shots, they can ours and yours, they will not rust.
  51. LIS 25
    0
    April 2 2014 11: 46
    Article +. The West is now shrinking. lol
  52. +1
    April 2 2014 11: 52
    ...and now the “partner” was being crushed... One battalion was taken out of harm’s way - and now the rhetoric of the West has changed...

    Maybe our battalions have grown larger? As it was said in the original source: “God is on the side of the big battalions”?
  53. +1
    April 2 2014 12: 12
    Quote: Arberes
    Quote: Coffee_time
    They probably got drunk about it and made a holiday


    Bacchanalia!

    Sighs of joy and tears!
    The West is simply touched!
    Dismissed yesterday RUSSIA
    Battalion from the border!

    Tolley used to be the case?
    Next to NATO is a million!
    And now the "big" thing
    Removed whole battalion!!!

    How pleased Johnny Kerry
    How well everything goes
    And Barack at the top in the photo
    Like a horseradish in a pot blooms!

    I can not thank the author of the article for his sophisticated humor! hi
    Thank you, dear Alexey Volodin. drinks

    The most interesting thing is that the battalion has been withdrawn from the border, and somewhere 30 minutes away there is an airborne regiment and an MLRS regiment within striking distance (I would like to believe), just like that!!!
  54. 0
    April 2 2014 12: 33
    And battalions of 10000 personnel and even rubber bombs deployed from the Soviet-Chinese border, we have all this! And we need to constantly remind them of this until the diapers run out!
  55. 0
    April 2 2014 12: 51
    Quote: sscha
    Only the explanation under the picture with the tanks is strange .... belay hi

    The description is clearly from the “democratic” Ukrainian media.
  56. goose2
    0
    April 2 2014 12: 52
    Let me clarify: the Kadamovsky training ground is no more than 100 km from the border with Ukraine
  57. Spstas1
    0
    April 2 2014 12: 55
    Quote: mamont5
    “When such information reached NATO Secretary General Rasmussen, he said that he was still not sure about the withdrawal of Russian troops from the border, referring to the generals who reported about the“ good camouflage ”by the Russians of their positions. Like, they looked badly - there are definitely Russian soldiers there - disguise well ... "

    Shine. In short
    "- Do you see a gopher?
    - No...
    “I don’t see either. And he is! "

    You can’t say it more precisely! These are the words that immediately come to mind when reading the article :)
  58. Check mark
    +3
    April 2 2014 13: 03
    I read the article and remembered from Burevestnik - a fat penguin - this is directly about the USA America, after the collapse of the USSR, clearly began to degrade. The military’s brains were swollen with fat from idleness..
    In Crimea, everything is going great. Yes, now there are a lot of problems. But these problems can be solved quickly.. Lists of pensioners and length of service and money transfers to non-existent banks. which need to be created from 0 for such large-scale injections. All this is not a matter of 1 day. We started issuing from Sevastopol.money Amendments have already been made to the Budget. There is money for payments. But the entire financial infrastructure is being organized from scratch. With the obvious sabotage of the USA and Ukraine. The point is that the pension fund is based on the bases of experience of working people. These bases do not exist, which is especially problematic where there are benefits and subsidies. harmful production. Everything needs to be taken into account: disability, loss of a breadwinner - the most important thing. As for passports, not everything is simple either. Russia is afraid that, under the guise of civilians, all sorts of extremists will rush to get passports. I know that from almost all regions they went passport specialists After all, you need to understand that more than 0 million people from scratch is difficult. In Simferopol they began issuing passports in the first place to those whose spouse had Russian citizenship. All other data is not so easy to collect. How to live...
    The guys are waking up all right. It just takes a little time and everything will start to settle down..
    Returning to the article... personally, I’m not particularly comfortable and this worries me. Why have ours still not given up dollars and our sanctions are being introduced very little? In general, we need to remember all the freaks who voted against Crimea at the UN..
  59. Check mark
    +1
    April 2 2014 13: 30
    Why are my Comments being deleted? A sad sight.. The article is good. Reading the article I remembered from Burevestnik.. Fat penguin.. that’s about the USA The US military seems to have become brain-filled with fat after the collapse of the USSR
  60. 0
    April 2 2014 14: 59
    Quote: Goblin-Aksenov
    Shipment of military products in the Russian Federation was stopped not by 50% but by 100%.
    In addition, all contacts with the Russian Federation froze NATO, the United States and all European countries.
    This is INTERNATIONAL INSULATION !!!!!


    Small, you have a runny nose.
  61. 0
    April 2 2014 15: 03
    Just like a month ago, I had no doubt that the main goal was Russian Crimea, and the demonstration of the Russian troops was near the Ukrainians. eastern borders - a Ukrainian diversion operation. army from Perekop. And that’s how it worked. Our powerful Makhnovists, due to their confusion and lack of competence, began to collect what is called Ukrainian. army in the east. But entering an area where they treat you loyally and wait for you, like in Crimea, is one thing. But in Donbass and Kharkov, the pro-Russian trend is not widespread. There they would have to deal with occupation. It is unlikely that Putin would need this.
  62. 0
    April 2 2014 15: 12
    There's one thing I don't understand. Today NATO announced that it was ending cooperation with Russia, except for the transportation of goods to Afghanistan. Why is there no reaction from the Russian Foreign Ministry? Or is Russia okay with this? Or does NATO unilaterally decide which programs to continue and which to curtail?

    If the Russian Foreign Ministry does not react, then I no longer understand anything. You can't be a little pregnant. Either contact with NATO or a COMPLETE break in cooperation.
  63. +6
    April 2 2014 15: 41
    The squeals about the presence of our troops on their own territory remind me of an old joke.
    A man comes to the butt. He complains - Father, it’s really cramped at home. Wife, five children, father and mother, all in one hut. Pop him - take him, they say, take home a goat and chickens. The man comes again - completely unbearable, the children are screaming, the wife is grumbling, the goat is beating with its horns. Pop again - take a cow too. The man comes again and says, at least hang yourself. The stench, the manure, the screams. Pop - now throw the hell out of the chickens, the goat, and the cow. The man comes, happy - there is space, everything is orderly, neat, I don’t know, father, how to thank you.
    Maybe send a couple of platoons somewhere else and then withdraw them. It will be a delight!
  64. +7
    April 2 2014 15: 50
    ......................................
    1. +1
      April 2 2014 19: 22
      The author is beautiful! Have fun over the picture!
  65. 0
    April 2 2014 15: 55
    Looks like Obama's "sanctions" are being written by one of our people laughing
  66. 0
    April 2 2014 15: 58
    Well, if one battalion suits them as a gesture, then there are no words....they are wretched....
  67. w2000
    0
    April 2 2014 16: 15
    All captured equipment in Crimea, including tanks, aircraft and ships, is returned to Ukraine. It's a shame! This still will not improve relations with the Russophobic leadership of Ukraine, and it may happen that this equipment will shoot at our soldiers in the future. And was it worth it to sink ships in Donuzlav and arrange boardings if all the captured ships were returned to Ukraine?
    1. +1
      April 2 2014 16: 35
      Quote: w2000
      And was it worth sinking ships in Donuzlav?


      1. They drowned their galoshes...
      2. What, it was necessary to give “freedom”? Blocking is a gesture that suppresses the will as well...don’t you think?
      What if the corvette bared its teeth?
      How would the Marines behave? they are also Russian guys... And the Belbekovites... 20000 personnel don’t give a damn...
      3. What is there to hold on to? - Scrap metal? The price of returning Crimea is somewhat higher, don’t you think?
      4. We don’t have property in Ukraine?
      Do you recommend changing to underwater galoshes?
      1. 0
        April 3 2014 03: 17
        Everything is correct. I agree with you 100%. Moreover, raising them is not a problem at all.
  68. 0
    April 2 2014 16: 40
    So now they won’t even trust their spy satellites. After all, their foreign intelligence agents completely slept through our trip to Crimea.
  69. 0
    April 2 2014 17: 06
    Actually, what does THEY care about WHAT troops are located inside OUR borders?

    I think that it would be better if NATO observers and “European warriors” saw with their own eyes a tank army and a couple of combined arms troops near the border.
    The main thing is to have a box of Valocardine and a box of toilet paper on board the plane. laughing
    And after the phrase “what armies are just a battalion. And if you show off, we will introduce it to you where it should be,” take it a couple of kilometers away.
  70. 0
    April 2 2014 17: 07
    I don’t know if it’s a duck or not, I found it on the Odessa forum - “Hetman Sahaidachny” left Odessa and raised the St. Andrew’s flag. It looks like he’s heading to Sevastopol. He’s being pursued by Ukrainian Coast Guard boats. If anyone can clarify?
    1. +3
      April 2 2014 17: 48
      Things really seem to be like this:
      Today at 7 a.m. Kyiv time, the flagship of the Ukrainian fleet "Hetman Sahaidachny" unexpectedly left the port of Odessa and went to sea. Abeam the village of Constanta, the ship unexpectedly raised the Russian St. Andrew's flag, and, ceasing to respond to requests by radio, headed towards Crimea. Attempts are now being made to contact the ship; it is being pursued by Ukrainian border service ships.

      As our correspondent in Odessa Boris Ender learned, the ship went to sea with only part of the crew. Its commander, captain of the second rank Roman Pyatnitsky, and most of the officers were at the headquarters at a meeting when the ship went to sea. It is assumed that the ship was taken out to sea by the watch crew. About a quarter of the crew are from Crimea, and perhaps it was they who seized control of the Sagaidachny and took it out to sea.
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      2. 0
        April 2 2014 19: 57
        I surfed Ukrainian chats. Odessa residents write that it is located in the bay. And what the hell is a meeting at 7 am?
  71. 0
    April 2 2014 18: 37
    Let the Americans choke on saliva!!!
  72. 0
    April 2 2014 19: 52
    Very positive article. Thank you
  73. Dimyxa
    +6
    April 2 2014 20: 41
    Let my fellow countrymen forgive me, and those who do not agree with me, but this current Ukrainian government forbade me. They follow the lead of the West, look down their throats, dance to their tune, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they also smear their ass with Vaseline in order to please them in everything. To ruin any relations with Russia, you have to be a complete idiot. I work at a factory where most of the products are made for Russia. So this Pindotsk government of Ukraine, from today, has banned the passage of any products going to Russia, under the slogan “We will not allow the aggressor to arm themselves.” As a result, the plant may completely stop without orders, people will stop paying salaries, and prices will rise for rent, for food, and so on... And how can one live after this? Fuck... I was given such a government, to send Stalin at them, and see through which hole they start singing. There is not enough evil for them. am angry

    P.S.: It’s a pity that there is anti-math here, I would just write these pearls in profanity about this current government.
  74. vst6
    0
    April 2 2014 20: 53
    Yes, I sympathize with them too.
  75. +6
    April 2 2014 21: 00
    citing generals who reported that the Russians were “well camouflaged” of their positions. They say they didn’t look well - there are definitely Russian soldiers there - they disguise themselves well
    After the Crimean events, any fantastic hypothesis about the super-super-camouflage capabilities of the Russian army will be considered something natural for NATO
  76. 0
    April 2 2014 21: 33
    Quote: Triton
    Interestingly, after all this, the anti-tank ditches began to fall asleep back, or the panties had not yet dried

    Well, what kind of a ridiculous question is this? You've already been shown the picture!
  77. STURMER
    0
    April 2 2014 21: 54
    What is Kerry's MAIN task: to prevent interference
    Russia into the situation in Ukraine.

    They say they devoured Crimea, you’ve had enough!

    Well, the fact that the GENOCIDE of Russian-speaking people began in Ukraine
    population, they say this does not concern you.

    Now all hope is for... the joker! That's right - Yanukovych. After all, someone must lead the uprising against the Nazis.
  78. 0
    April 2 2014 22: 03
    In my opinion, the demand to remove troops from the eastern border simply means an admission that Crimea is a resolved issue, but they will not allow us to act further. But you may have to act - Putin drew the attention of Western politicians to the blockade of Transnistria. Troops are stationed at the border in case the blockade is not lifted peacefully... We cannot withdraw them from there now. Because Russia is clearly not going to surrender Transnistria. In turn, the states are planning to spoil us in this region, for example through Moldova, in revenge for Crimea
  79. 0
    April 2 2014 22: 19
    They rejoice early. Mongolia and I agreed that in return for forty thousand troops they would send their aircraft carrier to the Black Sea, with cavalry on board.
  80. 0
    April 2 2014 22: 29
    make a joke about the Pravosek and Bendera people, send Ukrainian equipment under its own power from Crimea to Kyiv and put Yanukovych on the armor, but probably this rubbish won’t arrive and the media will all go over to evil Moscow and Putin
    1. Ural guys
      0
      April 3 2014 11: 41
      This technique has no progress. It has been removed for a long time and is not in working condition.
      As for Yanyk, after yesterday’s statement I don’t have a single drop of regret for him. Therefore, before it’s too late, he must be returned back, and then let the people judge him.
      His presence on Russian territory after yesterday’s press conference can already be called into question, because it borders on an application for violating Russia's national security.
    2. Ural guys
      0
      April 3 2014 11: 41
      This technique has no progress. It has been removed for a long time and is not in working condition.
      As for Yanyk, after yesterday’s statement I don’t have a single drop of regret for him. Therefore, before it’s too late, he must be returned back, and then let the people judge him.
      His presence on Russian territory after yesterday’s press conference can already be called into question, because it borders on an application for violating Russia's national security.
  81. vinik1996
    0
    April 2 2014 22: 37
    The little black boy is clearly happy - kind Putin gave him a lollipop laughing
  82. vinik1996
    0
    April 2 2014 22: 46
    In general, Putin most likely sent this battalion to prepare to repair the Capitol - something like this) it looks like fellow
    1. 0
      April 3 2014 03: 22
      The flag is clearly missing. And so everything is in a bundle
  83. kelevra
    0
    April 3 2014 00: 32
    Once they retreat, they can come back very quickly! It’s not for nothing that we have elite airborne forces! The whole world, really, is shitting its pants from the fact that Russia began to defend its interests and protect its citizens! Therefore, they were given time to change their panties , at least until May 25, I’m already uneasy about what could happen during the presidential elections in Ukraine.
  84. RusSever
    0
    April 3 2014 00: 57
    Extremely unfortunate title for this article. There is not enough information in the public domain - only some assumptions can be made. Fat minus for the name.
  85. leonidoss87
    0
    April 3 2014 02: 24
    You had to at least pass something off as your victory, otherwise it turns out that there were more words, in principle, as always.
  86. 0
    April 3 2014 06: 18
    Quote: mad

    Okay, in gayrope, the "little penis" syndrome is developed, but why does America have a complex?

    not painful and large...Russia with Crimea 17,151 million sq. km, USA - 9,5 million sq. km
  87. DMB-78
    0
    April 3 2014 06: 41
    Quote: DAYMAN
    not painful and large...Russia with Crimea 17,151 million sq. km, USA - 9,5 million sq. km

    How is this not painfully big???? almost twice. Isn't that enough?
  88. +1
    April 3 2014 06: 47
    There are definitely Russian soldiers there - they are well camouflaged...
    Thank you! I laughed heartily... Following this logic, they can end up anywhere (and even very close)
  89. 0
    April 3 2014 12: 10
    The tanks in the picture are beautiful - clean, with optics and dynamic.
    I think they wrote that it was a rusty old thing...
    The picture with the Russian Federation, Ukraine on the bed and the death of the United States was funny. True, it’s a little different there... there aren’t enough parasites. Internal.
  90. Arzamas
    0
    April 3 2014 12: 39
    I would show them a couple more videos about “Bulava” =)
  91. 0
    April 3 2014 12: 39
    The battalion was redeployed closer to the Baltic states
  92. 0
    April 3 2014 17: 38
    Scary gayrope!!! If NATO counted 3-5 days of capture in Ukraine, then apparently 20-30 days for the whole army. But why the hell do we need them????
  93. 0
    April 3 2014 18: 29
    there are no questions, it’s written great! maybe that’s the way it is, that we are an order of magnitude stronger than we were before, and I’m convinced that from the old Europe with us it’s unlikely that anyone will be able to stand up for Eastern Europe and I don’t think it’s necessary to talk, it’s even It’s not in the nuclear potential of our Russia, but in the outright Russian soldier, they are also afraid of the Amers, but they are fighting because their soldiers are crap without advanced technologies and would tear apart many armies of the world, because on the battlefield the soldier plays the main role, and what kind of soldier is the Russian whole world knows and how he fights, so they understand because they understand, they have nothing to oppose the RUSSIANS soldier
  94. 0
    April 3 2014 19: 55
    Quote: yur
    Quote: aksakal
    God forbid, in the future they will rejoice even more insignificant events. Yeah, "the losing side is t
    URGENT news! On the tapes of all news agencies in the world! "The squad leader, junior sergeant Antoshkin, has left for another vacation! Through the efforts of the NATO countries and the entire world community, de-escalation of tension around Ukraine has been achieved!" Well, something like that.

    Long live the new joke!!! Thanks to the elder!
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    April 4 2014 06: 21
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    April 4 2014 06: 32
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  97. Irinalisovskaya
    0
    April 4 2014 10: 42
    Right! Stop bending to America and the EU!
  98. 0
    April 4 2014 11: 26
    Quote: delfinN
    Well, at least they didn’t move ...

    Yes, it’s better to hang himself right away. Otherwise they set up a monkey bar in the white house.
  99. Serg7281
    0
    April 4 2014 17: 19
    Apparently all NATO computers failed at the same time, and they long ago forgot how to count with their fingers, since they cannot count all the personnel of one battalion
  100. 0
    April 4 2014 21: 46
    Quote: mamont5
    who reported “good camouflage” of their positions by the Russians. They say they didn’t look well - there are definitely Russian soldiers there - they disguise themselves well...”

    Agree, it's a pleasure to read.

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