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Apotheosis of nonsense. For presidential elections in Ukraine

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... I sometimes do not understand the expectations. For example, now I do not understand the expectations from the Ukrainian "presidential elections."


Is that what the people of Ukraine and other interested powers are going to learn from this wonderful freak show, during which the population, in the absence of a legitimate de jure and any de facto authorities, will, so to speak, exercise their voting rights?

With all that, there is not only incomprehensible - who, how and for whom should he vote in a rapidly changing, so to speak, international situation. They even have the feeling that the election commissions are in some confusion. For stupidly do not know "how to count." For they do not receive any intelligible "signal."

In principle, for this evergreen Ukrainian TV show about permanent elections and before, the most different sides had the most unexpected questions up to the “third round”.

But earlier it somehow worked and at least someone obeyed. Let crooked and askew, but still. And now?!

The main question is: who is there during all this beauty, the order will follow, with the absolute to crystal transparency of the ruin, which we have the honor to observe, so to speak, "in the grassroots internal affairs bodies"? No, something is moving up above, and. Minister Avakov, won, someone shoots from time to time and generally does not get off the TV screens. But what happens “below,” “on the ground,” can be imagined. Even according to “reports from the field”: there, excuse me, they are shooting ...

... This is what I am leading to: Ukraine is a territory with failed government bodies, a territory that, in fact, has just lost one of its regions and is in a state of sluggish civil war. By the way, judging by the number of actual victims (how many and what was “executed under the guise”, and simply came down from unplanned heart attacks, in general, I'm afraid no one counted), is not in the “cold phase”.

Moreover, the Ukrainian society is clearly split into two almost equal parts, and everyone knows that no choice of one of the parties will be accepted by the opposite side under any circumstances.

Well, and again: why then all this, I'm sorry, a sudden cafeteria with bizarre participants of the variety show - from the just-fledged Kichi Mrs. Julia to the “chocolate hare” Poroshenko, through “like Dobkin” and Darth Vader and to Yarosh with Rabinovich? Well, the right word, well, stop it is a tent.

Don't you understand that it doesn't even matter here who will be chosen? But whoever you choose, it will still be illegitimate in the eyes of at least half of its own population.

And in general, by the way, the level of disruption in the state machine of a given territory is quite understandable in terms of the level of the host of a given territory. And the level of the army is understandable in terms of weapons. Which even the “Russian invaders” refused to grab the fucking mother, because the disposal of this rusty nepodimichogo will be more expensive than its transportation to the previous owners, and even it is impossible to use it even in polygon shooting as a target: it will not reach the polygons.

And why should we think that in the civil services of Ukraine everything is somehow different and better?

... And the Ukrainians once again propose to cure this whole thing with a presidential election.

What to say. This is about how to offer a choice of aspirin, activated carbon and paracetamol to a person with broken arms and a knife in the belly.

If he does not bend, then later such treatment will be remembered and he will be grateful for it accordingly.
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  1. 111 soldier
    111 soldier April 2 2014 09: 02
    +12
    a fun campaign is planned there !! if only they could manage without blood !!
    1. SHILO
      SHILO April 2 2014 09: 12
      +14
      The article is meaningless and merciless - minus. What is the count? What commissions? What are the candidates?
      Kohl called revolution - issue decrees as comrade Lenin bequeathed. In vain they smash him - a smart uncle was.
      1. Gluxar_
        Gluxar_ April 2 2014 09: 20
        +16
        Quote: SHILO
        The article is meaningless and merciless - minus. What is the count? What commissions? What are the candidates?
        Kohl called revolution - issue decrees as comrade Lenin bequeathed. In vain they smash him - a smart uncle was.

        So that's why they smash because they look like jesters against his background.
      2. afdjhbn67
        afdjhbn67 April 2 2014 09: 39
        +5
        plus an article, apparently the truth is piercing the eyes, yes tough but honestly ..
      3. mamont5
        mamont5 April 2 2014 09: 39
        +1
        Quote: SHILO
        Kohl called revolution - issue decrees as comrade Lenin bequeathed.

        In order for decrees or decrees to be executed, a dictatorship is needed. And without it there will be only a shake of air.
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        2. siberalt
          siberalt April 2 2014 11: 24
          0
          Dictatorship is a form of established power. And decrees are attributes of the emerging. Addendand?
      4. infinite silence ...
        infinite silence ... April 2 2014 10: 14
        +3


        there’s no time to issue decrees ... I would have time to sell dry packs ... There’s still Oriental with its demands! Well, no trade! lol
      5. yur
        yur April 2 2014 11: 49
        +3
        Quote: SHILO
        The article is meaningless and merciless - minus. What is the count? What commissions? What are the candidates?
        К
        Well, why do you minus the article if you say the same thing as the author?
      6. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 11: 54
        +4
        Quote: SHILO
        Kohl called revolution - issue decrees as comrade Lenin bequeathed. In vain they smash him - a smart uncle was.

        Konstantin! Urgently delete your post! It's very good that these "figures" were poor students in those educational institutions that they seem to have never finished!
        Can you imagine what will happen if they honor V.I. Lenin? God forbid something else ... Let them grow wiser ...
        No, it’s easier with a dumb enemy!
    2. Coffee_time
      Coffee_time April 2 2014 09: 12
      +12
      It is necessary to survive May Day and Victory Day in order to reach the elections.
      1. Igor39
        Igor39 April 2 2014 09: 17
        +6
        Fair elections! And who to choose? Some bastards ..
        1. podpolkovnik
          podpolkovnik April 2 2014 09: 34
          +10
          Quote: Igor39
          Fair elections! And who to choose? Some bastards ..

          Well, what about ... and Darth Alekseevich Vader?
          1. Altona
            Altona April 2 2014 13: 05
            +1
            Quote: podpolkovnik
            Well, what about ... and Darth Alekseevich Vader?

            ________________________
            A textured guy with a sonorous name ... I wonder if he has brains under his helmet? To rule the country ... laughing
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      2. Lelek
        Lelek April 2 2014 10: 39
        +4
        Timid Ukrainians will go to the polls, shivering with fear. And rebuff banderlog give - weakly. No leaders — no organized resistance to violence. By huts, fellow tribesmen! And TSSSSSSS. And Kaa from the side will not come. bully
    3. maks-101
      maks-101 April 2 2014 09: 20
      +2
      a fun campaign is planned there!
      not one word is more beautiful than another jester, and most importantly there is no prospect for improving the life of the people they already have nostalgia for Yanukovych. When this booth ends, and most importantly how is the big question that no one has the answer to.
    4. polite people
      polite people April 2 2014 11: 27
      +2
      Shcha Yulka will show everyone.
  2. JoylyRoger
    JoylyRoger April 2 2014 09: 05
    +12
    And what is convenient!
    Conduct elections, choose a president. And if something is not right, you won’t be able to navigate the rad, and reboot. Choose a new one.
    1. Gluxar_
      Gluxar_ April 2 2014 09: 22
      +1
      Quote: JoylyRoger
      And what is convenient!
      Conduct elections, choose a president. And if something is not right, you won’t be able to navigate the rad, and reboot. Choose a new one.

      Such mechanics no longer work. The next Maidan will break off the South-East, which came to replace it - Central Ukraine.
      I think when only Bandera zapadenskie regions will remain of the "outskirts". They will not find a common language.
      1. podpolkovnik
        podpolkovnik April 2 2014 11: 07
        +5
        Quote: Gluxar_
        Quote: JoylyRoger
        And what is convenient!
        Conduct elections, choose a president. And if something is not right, you won’t be able to navigate the rad, and reboot. Choose a new one.

        Such mechanics no longer work. The next Maidan will break off the South-East, which came to replace it - Central Ukraine.
        I think when only Bandera zapadenskie regions will remain of the "outskirts". They will not find a common language.


        Anecdote in the topic:
        In a compartment of a train in Western Ukraine, a colorful one with a sedentary man enters, in yellow-black trousers, and sees a black man sitting and reading the Zhovtnevy Prapor newspaper in Ukrainian.
        - Chu! Negro on our mov read the newspaper!
        “Why are they not read?”
        - Thu !! That wine is mine!
        - And I'm Ukrainian. That's why I roam.
        Completely fucked up:
        - And I'm Todi hto ??? !!!
        - I don’t know ... Chi Jew, Chi m @ rock.
    2. polite people
      polite people April 2 2014 11: 36
      +8
      Yes. It is necessary to remove those who are no longer needed.
    3. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 11: 59
      +1
      Quote: JoylyRoger
      And what is convenient!
      Conduct elections, choose a president. And if something is not right, you won’t be able to navigate the rad, and reboot. Choose a new one.

      There is one small "but"!
      Who the whirlwind of this big top will pay?
      1. AVIATOR36662
        AVIATOR36662 April 2 2014 18: 01
        0
        Russia has been paying for this great tent for the third decade, and with loans and numerous discounts on everything! Quiet statements are made that discounts will stop and the growing debts, as it were, should be returned. The policy of some gingerbread brought the situation "to the zugunder", helped to raise a breed of thieves-officials in Ukraine and the oligarchs-fathers of the Maidan. And the 5 billion dollars that the Americans invested in the coup in Ukraine is 40 times less than what Russia has invested in it over the years of independence. As they say, feel the difference!
  3. smel
    smel April 2 2014 09: 07
    +5
    In terms of the number of contenders for the throne, it is like in a famous film: "the more we hand over, the less they give." But seriously, no matter what and who does, the oligarchs will come to power in Ukraine. They paid for the Maidan. They and the girl will dance.
    1. mihasik
      mihasik April 2 2014 09: 28
      +9
      The Americans will dance. And the oligarchs-product number 2 .... use and put down the toilet.
      1. Lelek
        Lelek April 2 2014 10: 51
        +3
        In principle, the Americans only need Ukraine as a springboard for NATO against Russia. But Ukrainians, as the first echelon of cannon fodder. The states themselves are far beyond the ocean. In general - he crowed, and there at least do not dawn. wassat
        1. polite people
          polite people April 2 2014 11: 37
          +3
          Free sausage.
  4. parazit
    parazit April 2 2014 09: 07
    +2
    Citizen author, your options out of the peak possible?
    1. a52333
      a52333 April 2 2014 09: 14
      +5
      This is Darth Vader. He also has a executable program. Who else? Julia or the chocolate hare who are going to fight with themselves (with the oligarchs)?
      1. kostiknet
        kostiknet April 2 2014 11: 46
        +3
        Quote: a52333
        This is Darth Vader. He also has a executable program.

        Exactly! Especially about the battle station and giving the "imperial yazyku" status of the state .... and so on. All the clowning with the elections comes down to a banal purchase of a presidential seat. Khokhs have forgotten how they recently "Maidan" against the oligarchs! And as a completely "reasonable" result - the leader of the pre-election "race" - Chocolate tycoon (Oligarch, and even the "fattest" in Ukraine) In short, the CIRCUS of UR0DOV in the "country of fools". Only the Yankees and Geyropa unequivocally recognize any "candidate" they need as legitimate, even if only two keepers of the crazy house vote for him in real life. And at the "request" of this "doll" and the "armed contingent of limited people" (in the common people - NATO troops), they will introduce, and they will try to do more nasty things to us ...
      2. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 12: 11
        +2
        Quote: a52333
        Julia or the chocolate hare who are going to fight with themselves (with the oligarchs)?

        And imagine a picture:
        Julia won the election ...
        She enters the stage with anguish and pathos, as she loves
        "Thunder! I promised you (!) To fight the damned oligarchs (!) So let's get started !!!!
        And under the standing ovation he climbs onto a pre-cooked stake!
        Why? You can't even dream !!!
      3. podpolkovnik
        podpolkovnik April 2 2014 12: 43
        +4
        Quote: a52333
        This is Darth Vader. He also has a executable program. Who else? Julia or the chocolate hare who are going to fight with themselves (with the oligarchs)?


        In topic:
    2. yur
      yur April 2 2014 12: 07
      +2
      Quote: parazit
      Citizen author, your options out of the peak possible?
      Actually, the author of the article is not the government of Ukraine to look for "options for getting out of the dive". In my opinion, he simply described the situation in the "square" before the so-called "democratic" elections. And he did it, in my opinion, clearly and objectively.
  5. Afinogen
    Afinogen April 2 2014 09: 08
    +12
    It’s bad if they choose Darth Vader, he promised to build a death star. laughing
    1. Coffee_time
      Coffee_time April 2 2014 09: 13
      +6
      They already have a death nuclear power plant, why build a new one
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    3. Lyapis
      Lyapis April 2 2014 09: 29
      +13
      From what, in my opinion, is he the only normal candidate with an adequate and real election program. yes
      1. Standard Oil
        Standard Oil April 2 2014 13: 18
        +4
        But what if this is so?
  6. Name
    Name April 2 2014 09: 08
    +4
    Perhaps, apart from 21 (!) Candidates, this "election" is waiting for the Maidan to start anew ... And with such "applicants" how to drink will give them ...
  7. bubalik
    bubalik April 2 2014 09: 10
    +3
    ,,,Question! And what kind of shisha or whose elections are held ???
    1. Coffee_time
      Coffee_time April 2 2014 09: 14
      +3
      European and American taxpayers all pay)))
    2. Egoza
      Egoza April 2 2014 09: 20
      +10
      Quote: bubalik
      And what kind of shisha or whose elections are held ???

      So, each candidate must contribute UAH 2,5 million! And this money is not returned to the losers! laughing True and can stop!

      The Central Election Commission has postponed consideration of the registration of the candidate for President of Ukraine, the leader of the "Right Sector" Dmitry Yarosh, reports RBC-Ukraine.
      The reason for declaring a break in the consideration of Yarosh’s candidacy was the Commission’s claim regarding the availability of reliable confirmation that the deposit of UAH 2,5 million required for registration by the Presidential candidate was made by the candidate himself, and not by a third party.
      According to the member of the Central Election Commission Zhanna Usenko-Chernaya, this issue is so acute due to the fact that in the tax declaration of Yarosh and his family for 2013, dashes are put in the income column.
      In addition, according to her, it is unacceptable that the Oschadbank branch at pl. Athletic, 1.
      Therefore, the CEC supported the proposal of commissioner Alexander Magera to take a protocol decision on further verification of who is actually the subject of the deposit. After that, the Central Election Commission will decide on this applicant.
      Deputies from VO "Freedom", who were present at the meeting of the commission, commented on this precedent as follows: “They took the bank by storm and said, if you don’t pay, you won’t let me go”, “The bank branch is going to the President.”
      http://news2000.com.ua/news/sobytija/v-ukraine/248170
      1. sergius60
        sergius60 April 2 2014 10: 39
        +1
        Yeah, the only Pravosek who decided to integrate into politics, and his kysh-nafig. The fighters can only restore the revolutionary order. To fire ukroreystag, to disperse even a murky legitimate government ... And with this universal mess, "partners" - ASK Russia to restore order in the territories of mandate .........
      2. baltika-18
        baltika-18 April 2 2014 10: 56
        +2
        Quote: Egoza
        The Central Election Commission has postponed consideration of the registration of the candidate for President of Ukraine, the leader of the "Right Sector" Dmitry Yarosh, reports RBC-Ukraine.
        Yes, there isn’t much difference who will be there. The director needs an explosion in Ukraine with the pulling of Russia, the Crimean gambit (a gambit-sacrifice figure to sharpen the game and gain an advantage in the further game) must be continued, otherwise the game loses its meaning.
      3. polite people
        polite people April 2 2014 11: 33
        +1
        24 candidate for 2.5 million hryvnia.
        Total 60 million hryvnia.
        Probably for the salary of the State apparatus.
        1. Egoza
          Egoza April 2 2014 11: 57
          +1
          Quote: polite people
          24 candidate for 2.5 million hryvnia.

          Already 46 !!!
      4. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 12: 16
        +2
        Quote: Egoza
        Deputies from VO “Freedom”, who were present at the meeting of the commission, commented on this precedent as follows: “They took the bank by storm and said, if you don’t pay, you won’t let go”, “The bank branch is going to the President”.

        Daaaaaa ...! And you say, it can't be funnier!
  8. maxim1
    maxim1 April 2 2014 09: 10
    +3
    The apotheosis of meaninglessness and idiocy.
  9. Lissyara
    Lissyara April 2 2014 09: 13
    +7
    Exactly, and where under the new government to go to the poor layman?
  10. sufix
    sufix April 2 2014 09: 14
    +3
    When it comes to social. payments and programs for orphanages, young mothers - they tightened their belts. But how can the army raise funding for 6 billion and hold the elections with an empty budget that is supposedly overpowered by Yanukovych - that’s always welcome. And the program for the future is excellent - to destroy the old ... After all, it’s actually Lenins who are to blame, the monuments.
  11. mabuta
    mabuta April 2 2014 09: 15
    +17
    Such raw elections will not lead to anything good. It’s like taking hostages to choose which terrorist is better. There are few more adequate candidates, and even they are practically banned.
    1. afdjhbn67
      afdjhbn67 April 2 2014 09: 43
      +2
      the classic "Stockholm syndrome", even a bit of a pity ..
  12. zzzeka
    zzzeka April 2 2014 09: 15
    +2
    The only possible solution to the situation is the federalization of Ukraine. However, while the puppeteers do not need peace, this will continue in a big fashion.
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    2. alexng
      alexng April 2 2014 10: 37
      +1
      This big top will live and live as long as the United States exists. The United States needs to be laid down and order will be established in the world and all troubles will stop all over the globe.
  13. Oleg Prophetic
    Oleg Prophetic April 2 2014 09: 17
    +2
    Yes, you can’t believe in fair elections, most likely they will drag the cavo (who is the largest free USA) on their guns, suppressing the Southeast
    1. Niki
      Niki April 2 2014 10: 24
      +3
      So what about the fact that someone is being dragged?
      Everything is not clear here - there are no prospects at all.
      ...
      What will the President have to do after the election, if he no longer has the constitutional powers according to the 2004 version? The only thing that can be understood in this thread is that the President will instead of UzurPastor sign laws that the Parliament will continue to slap. Moreover, everything is somehow formulated in the Constitution (infa with links to old critical articles by Tymoshenko) that the President does not issue independent documents, nor does the President refuse to sign documents to the Rada. But laws have no personal responsibility for this. Like, laws are being prepared by the Rada. At the same time, the deputies of the Rada also do not personally respond, since the vote is held in droves and everyone has immunity. And no one should impose any prosecutions on the Rada, since only the Rada vote has legal decisions.

      And with the formation of the Government, exactly the same kind of nonsense.
      1. thrower
        thrower April 2 2014 11: 41
        +1
        That is, Old Man Makhno had more order?
      2. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 12: 22
        +1
        Quote: Niki
        And with the formation of the Government, exactly the same kind of nonsense.

        In a nutshell, no one is responsible for anything!
        How to live?
  14. Quantum
    Quantum April 2 2014 09: 20
    +2
    Yeah, a fun campaign of candidates! Porosyuk will probably win. Well and what?
    Will it be better in Ukraine? The result is clear, the southeast will be against.
  15. Sergg
    Sergg April 2 2014 09: 22
    +1
    It will be more difficult for Ukraine’s modern politicians to steal under the federal structure of the state.

    Thieves will not agree to the federalization of Ukraine, but they may agree to the FEODOLIZATION of Ukraine laughing
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 12: 24
      0
      Quote: Sergg
      Thieves will not agree to the federalization of Ukraine, but they may agree to the FEODOLIZATION of Ukraine

      But in vain you laugh. Appointment of oligarchs by governors is FEODOLIZATION in its purest form!
  16. johnsnz
    johnsnz April 2 2014 09: 22
    +3
    Ukraine resembles the body of a person who has suffered an injury incompatible with life. And during resuscitation, organs are transplanted that are obviously not accustomed to each other. The body is in convulsions, the body is delirious
  17. Egoza
    Egoza April 2 2014 09: 26
    +11
    You are laughing at Darth Vader, but maybe in vain? Just few people know what the Internet party is! For reference:
    Skeptics are convinced that Darth Vader is a "city lunatic" with crazy ideas. In fact, the "Internet Party", from which he is a self-nominated candidate, has a quite sensible program. Among other things - the creation of electronic document management (no need to stand in the BTI for a certificate - everything is decided right at the computer). Transfer of all universities in the country to a budgetary basis, the development of nano-technologies, and so on. The party was created in 2007. Its backbone is programmers and owners of a business related to the IT industry. They live in Kiev, but most are natives of Odessa. As a result, they know how to live interestingly. So, the head of the party Dmitry Golubov in 2005 was under investigation on charges of hacking and hacking $ 11 million from the accounts of American banks. Subsequently, the charges were dropped. As for the collateral for the CEC, everything seems to be clean: they collected it for six months, voters willingly donate.
    - As for Darth Vader, this is deliberate shocking. How else can a young party attract attention and break into big politics? - says the leader of the "Internet Party" Dmitry Golubov.
    As for the candidate himself, he is no longer so young. Vader is 56 years old. The official autobiography means: born in Kiev in a family of ordinary workers. Father - composer, party. Mother is a fashion model. Brilliantly graduated from high school. He was drafted into the armed forces of the empire. He served in the Ryazan Airborne School, where he received the rank of senior ensign. After demobilization, he remained at the emergency. He showed himself as a talented organizer. An active participant in creative and literary evenings at the garrison culture house. Member of the first Chechen campaign. The participant of liquidation of consequences at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. We do not judge.
    http://kp.ua/daily/010413/446350/
    XXXX
    Have you noticed hacking? And how are the election results calculated? Well, yes, in the areas manually, but in the All-Russian Central Executive Committee? In any case, this party will still gain good momentum. And Darth Vader himself, too!
    1. pts-m
      pts-m April 2 2014 09: 38
      +2
      Your article and to the Ukrainians in ears. But it seems they read them a little only from the principle ... there is no need to teach me ...
    2. Niki
      Niki April 2 2014 10: 29
      +2
      And Putin also hinted to journalists that in the current situation, "the devil is out of the snuffbox." Will it pop out or not?
    3. Walk
      Walk April 2 2014 11: 32
      +1
      If the information from the biography is true, then it can be calculated very easily.
    4. thrower
      thrower April 2 2014 11: 43
      +1
      It remains to believe that the Ukrainians at least watched Star Wars. Otherwise, they may not recognize Darth Vader by sight.
    5. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 2 2014 12: 30
      +2
      Quote: Egoza
      In any case, this party will still gain good momentum. And Darth Vader himself, too!

      And what? The biography is more than worthy, the surrounding Chmumriks have no relatives!
      Smiled only
      Quote: Egoza
      born in Kiev in a family of ordinary workers. Father - composer, party. Mother is a fashion model.

      love
  18. zao74
    zao74 April 2 2014 09: 26
    +2
    Poor, poor Ukraine and a people who are aware of the idiocy of the situation (Darth Vader at least) and can do nothing ...
  19. Stinger
    Stinger April 2 2014 09: 32
    +1
    Why look for the meaning of the election? He is clear. They were told that the money will be given after the presidential election. Do not hold out until the fall. It is urgent. Personality is not important. All the same, 21 one program of applicants per month can not be read. Therefore, the program is one. Give me the money, and for this we will let in NATO troops.
  20. delfinN
    delfinN April 2 2014 09: 33
    +5
    Yes, where do not kiss the presidential candidate in Ukraine - everywhere ... oops.
  21. pts-m
    pts-m April 2 2014 09: 33
    0
    YAK the Ukrainian people themselves say ... a woman bought a pig ... and what I bought with that and will be alive ... and with the elections ... that they will choose the flag in their hands!
  22. Mainbeam
    Mainbeam April 2 2014 09: 34
    +5
    Yes, it turns out funny. The stupidity is continuous. Theater of the absurd. Neither legitimacy, nor worthy candidates, nor budgetary funds ... We played in democracy. There’s no one to lie under: Europe does not need them, but under Russia - the ideology of the last 2 decades does not allow it. And there is no charismatic, one-man revolutionary, such as Fidel Castro or Hugo Chavis, in Ukraine. The trouble is aaaaaaa.



    Yankosam is only good. They created another hotbed of tension, devastation, chaos, and poverty.
    Supported by finances and instructors. And warm the pens. Cattle.
  23. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 April 2 2014 09: 36
    +1
    from the Don.
    Personally, I am for this Dart! The election theater is completely absurd, and this applicant has a chance to get into the second round. Although I understand that these elections are not legal, the West will push them if they take place at all!
    1. thrower
      thrower April 2 2014 11: 45
      +1
      Alas, those who have their brains will vote for Darth. The rest will choose Julia or Poroshenko
  24. major071
    major071 April 2 2014 09: 40
    +9
    Yesterday the circus arrived in Ukraine
    Having hung up posters in the morning
    Every clown boasts of success there.
    Dangling legs hanging on the neck
    I watched these faces for a short time
    And I realized clowns are not in fashion
    They want to sell themselves more expensive
    And take a closer look - u.rody on u.rode

    drinks
    1. holyboy
      holyboy April 2 2014 10: 09
      +1
      Thanks for the verse!
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  25. delfinN
    delfinN April 2 2014 09: 47
    +6
    Even this prisoner is not known to anyone
  26. Semenov
    Semenov April 2 2014 09: 47
    +1
    All for Darth Vader! If there is no column "against all" - the people will vote for him, for the rest have already been in power.
  27. waisson
    waisson April 2 2014 09: 50
    +6
    somewhere like this
  28. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil April 2 2014 09: 52
    +1
    But what if Darth Vader is Yanukovych or Yushchenko? But seriously, I'm generally interested in how you can hold elections in a country where the violent overthrow of power took place? how can people who act in a criminal way themselves claim the legitimacy of their power. After the revolution, it is impossible to establish democracy if there is no strong-willed person capable of pushing through this very idea of ​​democracy, and then supporting with his authority. After all, Washington was first offered in America to establish a dynasty, but he refused , presided over "a bit" and gradually faded into the shadows where he acted as an arbiter between the other founding fathers when their city began to seethe. There is simply no such person in Ukraine, and Ukraine is not the USA in 1776. Ukraine is Ukraine, when there was at least some kind of leading leadership, first of St. Petersburg and then Moscow, grumbled, of course, that "they ate all the lard, but put up", when the "hand" disappeared, the Makhnovism and chaos began. Now they bit one "hand" and the other they just do not need nafig.
  29. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 2 2014 09: 53
    +2
    Why choose when the president will still be .... Schenka? request And in a year (yes earlier) the Maidan? fool
  30. polly
    polly April 2 2014 09: 56
    +2
    The president, most likely, has already been appointed in the Washington regional committee, now it is necessary to create the appearance of elections in order to voice the name.
  31. KazaK Bo
    KazaK Bo April 2 2014 10: 07
    +1
    How wise our people are ... It is not for nothing that a saying came out of his folklore "... where there are two Ukrainians ... there are three hetmans!" ... So many candidates ...
    Who will win? Have you really forgotten: “The main thing is not how they voted, but how they counted!” ... And who will count? Of course ... Nazi YAROSHA. Therefore, before the elections, both weapons ... and their hundreds are kept in constant BG. So HETMAN will be either POROSHENKO (if there is enough money to buy out the license to rule from YAROSH) and then Ukraine will be at the mercy of both the Yankees and their oligarchs ... or YAROSH, with the subsequent sending of all the likes of Yaytsenyuk, democrats and other liberals for galleys ... and Ukraine will be sold for colonial possessions to Western sponsors of the national-fascist revolution. But again - FOR MONEY!
  32. rasputin17
    rasputin17 April 2 2014 10: 12
    +2
    Lord comrades !! What elections can be in Ukraine in general ?? Candidates 3,14 dora !! Who to choose from? Of the heaps of evils, perhaps the least ?? negative
    1. kontrol
      kontrol April 2 2014 11: 57
      0
      Well, here you’re wrong, but what about Julia? She’s at least bi
  33. Semurg
    Semurg April 2 2014 10: 14
    -1
    Yanukovych lost power and fled to Russia. Now, after a month, he needs to re-elect the president from those who have nominated themselves. I don’t think that the average level of brains among Ukrainians is lower than among the Russians who unsubscribed here as an insanity (or was Yeltsin re-elected not insanity?). For comparison, I’ll give an example of Kyrgyzstan, where they kicked out their president and then re-elected another, and now he is kicked out by a third sitting on the throne and all the neighbors are dealing with him, what he was not the elected president of Kyrgyzstan. Also in the case of Ukraine, whoever the Ukrainians choose would it be the legitimate authority that the neighbors will talk to, or is it better for you to deal with people who do not have legitimacy? I don’t claim that after the elections everything will be settled and the next Maidan will not happen, but there is no other way besides the elections and I think all Ukrainians agree on this issue, and if not the elections, then two ways or anarchy with collapse, or power seizure of power with possible partial collapse and the establishment of dictatorship (personal, ideological, nationalistic, etc.). After the events in Crimea, no sane politician in Ukraine and the CIS will go for federalization; this is a direct path to the loss of territories, the example of Azerbaijan with the Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Region, Georgia with South Ossetia and Ukraine with Crimea is in front of everyone's eyes.
    1. Name
      Name April 2 2014 13: 12
      +1
      Be that as it may, but Yanukovych is elective, unlike the current ones. Any given examples from post-Soviet spaces are unacceptable ... hi
    2. Aleksandr65
      Aleksandr65 April 2 2014 15: 36
      0
      Are you not kidding? Is it really unclear HOW the votes will be counted? Technologies have been worked out and tested - addresses and names of family members who consider it - not a secret. Yes, and the "ideologically savvy" believers have ALREADY been nominated to the commission, and try not to agree ..
  34. Papabear
    Papabear April 2 2014 10: 24
    +2
    Elections money part: everywhere they planted their oligarchs, where they do not win, they will buy it.
    The undercover part: mainly the CIA and its comrades, the Russian Federation will not officially support anyone, because of the Crimea
    Elective part: a couple of main and monetary candidates, the rest - the selection of votes from a disparate audience, and show that the elections are crappy.
    Media part: where the money will be turned - there it is
    The power unit, the main one, is the NSDC. It's like Berezovsky once in the Russian Federation, sitting in the shade, but everything is under control
  35. Kuvabatake
    Kuvabatake April 2 2014 10: 25
    +1
    Yes, it turns out as if the condemned would choose which executioner will execute ...
  36. RUS33
    RUS33 April 2 2014 10: 29
    +1
    Quote: Egoza
    Quote: bubalik
    And what kind of shisha or whose elections are held ???

    So, each candidate must contribute UAH 2,5 million! And this money is not returned to the losers! :

    They, it turns out, play a big game, the winner takes everything.
    1. kontrol
      kontrol April 2 2014 11: 59
      +1
      yeah, the loser point goes into the auditorium hehe
    2. kostiknet
      kostiknet April 2 2014 12: 07
      +1
      Quote: RUS33
      It turns out that they are playing a point, on a large scale?

      If they had put their POINT on the line ... And this is how they play "for a point" of the whole country !!! What if a loss?
  37. awg75
    awg75 April 2 2014 10: 35
    +1
    what elections can they have ??? !!! after each election there will be another maidan. the country of maydonuty cannot do without it. Ukraine needs a belt, not elections.
  38. Baron Wrangell
    Baron Wrangell April 2 2014 10: 42
    +5
    LETTER OF THE OFFICER'S DAUGHTER

    I, of course, the daughter of an officer. It cannot be otherwise, since in Crimea everyone who was not the children of officers who swore allegiance to Russia was registered in Kolyma. After that, under cover of night, the Russian military broke into the homes of these unfortunate people, put them together with infants and pregnant daughters-in-law on trucks, and took them to Magadan.

    Forcibly issue Russian passports. At gunpoint and machine guns, the occupants in the early morning hours, before dawn, drive local residents to passport desks, forcing them to smile at the cameras of Russian television channels and say good words about Russia. Good words are distributed in advance. Many passports are stamped with Tyumen and Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk.

    Everywhere the Russian military, who drink vodka and drive on long chains of huge bears. Hunger. Bread, beer and anchovies are only on food cards, the rest of the products - on black markets from under the floor at exorbitant prices. Yesterday, I managed to exchange a TV (all the same, Russian propaganda is pouring out of it) for a piece of lard, but lol was stolen on the way home by someone who got loose from the chain.

    It's scary to get out of the house. Fights and machine guns are everywhere. Frantic Putin's aunts, wrapped from head to toe in Russian flags tied with St. George ribbons, are caught and soaked in toilets of the Crimean civilians with a non-Russian accent and odorless Russian vodka. The other day, Crimean self-defense, consisting of thugs, savagely caught children from Kiev who came to visit Sevastopol residents to read the verses of Kobzar and shoot pistols at playgrounds. They didn’t spare even the surgeon who brought along syringes and various medicines to stop the heart! Maybe people needed it? !!

    The referendum, of course, was rigged. Believe me !!! Many people stayed at home - instead of them, the bears ticked the bulletins!

    On the night of March 30, brutal Russian marines in shirts cynically drove all the townspeople to the main city squares in their nightgowns and pajamas and, stunned by fireworks, made them rejoice at the transition to Kremlin time. From the cold, people jumped and clapped their hands to warm themselves, and the lying Russian TV channels presented this mockery as general joy and glee.

    Just believe !!! It’s not so simple ... In the Nakhimov’s school those cadets who dared to sing the Ukrainian anthem were force-fed with pastries, chicken legs and casseroles, but Ukrainian army food once a day in the form of porridge and compote is much healthier and healthier for the stomach serviceman!

    I cry every day, seeing off refugees to the mainland. These are people with a difficult fate, who will make everyone who wears food and shelter sob. With all my heart I am with them! I want to escape from this hell, but I can’t ... A heavy bear paw fell on my fragile shoulder. The muzzle of a submachine gun rested against a rib. They forcefully drink Russian vodka to me and get a Russian passport. No ... First, a Russian passport is forcibly handed over and forced to drink vodka at the Brudershaft with a bear ... In the distance, on the seashore, balalaikas cry ...
    1. Tyundey
      Tyundey April 2 2014 10: 56
      +1
      By evening, this letter will quote Fox News in all seriousness. They will add a video sequence (they can) and show it to the whole world. Everyone will be in Akuyu - half from laughter, the other half from fear.
    2. Stanislas
      Stanislas April 2 2014 12: 40
      +1
      Quote: Baron Wrangel
      From the cold, people jumped and clapped their hands to warm themselves, and the lying Russian TV channels presented this mockery as universal joy and glee.
      Option: "People galloped to show the whole world that they didn’t mock, and the deceitful Russian TV channels presented this SOS signal as universal joy and jubilation."
    3. Turkir
      Turkir April 2 2014 13: 24
      +1
      Right crying Yaroslavna! Is your last name Hasek by any chance?
      Just great.
      I give you a literary pseudonym: Yaroslavna Hasek.
      Thank you. hi
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  40. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 2 2014 11: 03
    +1
    The circus. He didn’t leave anywhere, he was invisibly present in Ukraine, sometimes manifesting himself more distinctly, but now he has shone in his full glory, and Uncle Sam as Karabas Barabas with a dozen dolls on strings, such as presidential candidates. Only who will be in the image of Pinocchio, Papa Carlo (Russia) is waiting, he already has a golden key. And all the fuss is a booth, and Papa Carlo has already calculated the result of this fuss.
  41. ran nearby
    ran nearby April 2 2014 11: 05
    +1
    Quote: LiSSyara
    Exactly, and where under the new government to go to the poor layman?

    To the partisans :) :) :)
  42. Belarus
    Belarus April 2 2014 11: 05
    +2
    In the pseudo-elections, as I understand the East and South-East, no one will take into account even if they vote. Who will count the votes? So the conclusion suggests itself.
    Everything is reliable for the people if it comes out and shows who the boss is in the house and bring these youngsters from the substation to the square and publicly put the belt around the place of shame.
  43. siberalt
    siberalt April 2 2014 11: 30
    +3
    Ukraine needs a different scenario. Return Yanuk, carry out constitutional reform through a referendum, and then legitimate elections. And so they will walk in a circle until the civil war.
    1. Walk
      Walk April 2 2014 11: 48
      +1
      Who will allow this. Puppeteers have other plans.
  44. polite people
    polite people April 2 2014 11: 38
    0
    Choose, but be careful.
  45. thrower
    thrower April 2 2014 11: 47
    0
    Russia should also speak out about the elections in Ukraine. With the slogan "Rostov is not rubber".
  46. Thomas
    Thomas April 2 2014 11: 51
    +2
    Today I listened to the comments of Ukrainian political scientists. Everyone considers the upcoming presidential election to be an intermediate stage in the parliamentary elections. After all, we now have the constitution as amended by 2004, according to which the parliament plays a decisive role. All give an advantage Poroshenko, given the drain Klitschko in his favor. But there are two news that make you wary:
    1. Yesterday, Poroshenko and Tymoshenko announced future cooperation. So, for the East - this is not an option at all, because the composition of the Rada was not before Maidan, and now, given the fact that the deputies of the Communist Party of Ukraine and some of the deputies of the PR fled, the future Rada will be yellow-black with a black and black accent.
    2. The Rada passed a law on the introduction of NATO and EU troops into Ukraine for military exercises, which will last from ..... May to November! That is, they plan to systematically suppress with their own forces the possible negative reaction of people in the Southeast, while hiding from NATO forces possible reaction of the Russian authorities to the oppression of the Russian and Russian-speaking population.
    I strongly suspect that these "exercises" will be held mainly in the border regions with the Russian Federation.
    1. thrower
      thrower April 2 2014 23: 08
      0
      I always said that the resourcefulness of this su.ki should not be underestimated. Though he will go with Yarosh, even with Poroshenko, even with Tsarev, the main thing is upstairs.
  47. Zverboy
    Zverboy April 2 2014 11: 53
    +2
    Russia has an ace up its sleeve - Yanukovych. Most likely, not a single newly elected president of Ukraine, Russia will recognize, hiding behind Yankee.
  48. polite people
    polite people April 2 2014 12: 11
    +2
    How did God allow such to come to power.
    Aw! Aw! Aw!
    Probably did not have to jump!?!
    1. Anatole Klim
      Anatole Klim April 2 2014 14: 41
      +2
      Quote: polite people
      so that such come to power

      Egg Scent
  49. Submarine B-41
    Submarine B-41 April 2 2014 12: 37
    +3
    You can treat the play called "elections in Ukraine" in different ways, but the fact remains that in any case we get an extremely hostile territorial entity ready for any meanness. There is no hope that all this will "dissolve by itself"! The most secret dream of Russia's enemies has come true, they managed to split the Slavic brotherhood! There is no reason to doubt that the whimpering of the Baltic dwarfs towards Russia will seem like nightingale chirping against the background of the stream of disinformation and hatred that will pour out of the "Nezalezhnaya" in the hope of getting another ration from the West. How is this hemorrhoid treated? I am afraid that both our children and our grandchildren will have to breathe this stench for many years.
    1. Turkir
      Turkir April 2 2014 13: 30
      +2
      It was necessary to immediately send troops. Now it's too late.
      Turn off the gas, then it will be too late.
      There are financial and political reasons for this.
      All this against the background of European sanctions.
      Turn off the gas, then it will be too late.
  50. Kulneff2009
    Kulneff2009 April 2 2014 13: 09
    +1
    Not a circus! A fire in a brothel during a flood!