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Putin, or What will Princess Marya Aleksevna say?

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Putin, or What will Princess Marya Aleksevna say?



So, the congresses of the main political forces took place, candidates for the presidency were nominated. Surely you have already become acquainted with the epic lists of candidates for the throne, these knights of freedom and democracy, who are ready to put their lives for their friends - even in the sharply truncated format of powers and responsibilities that are laid to the president in the new structure of the Ukrainian government.

The election campaign has not started yet, and so many pompous promises have already been piled up that, fulfilled the dream sellers, at least a hundredth of the plans, we will live in the best place on the planet.

Others, not hardened by years of political struggle, Maidan, rallies, revolutions, overthrows, early elections, people could lose their heads from continuous amazement, and we are holding onto nothing. Here, Lutsenko, pardoned in the toga of an unbending fighter for happiness, is drumming from the tribune, which, they say, only Tymoshenko defeats oligarchs and corruption, and that only such idealists like Yulia can defeat the ruin. People are applauding passionately, some are crying, some have contractions ...

That Tymoshenko herself, entering in the company sweet pathos, promises to break the head of the oligarchy and eradicate corruption, drive out the invaders and make our army the strongest in the world. And the people are right swimming in delight, as if no one knew anything about Yulia Vladimirovna and history her exploits for the benefit of the Ukrainians. Are they erased?

But tastelessly pathetic Petro Poroshenko with the same tricks, roaring threats to all the same oligarchs and all the same corruption, the old regime, which throbbed / raped the country's economy, with curses totalitarianism. He will not allow the privatization of Ukraine by a handful of oligarchic families. The texts of Poroshenko, the nestling of the Kuchma nest, the minister of economy in the government of Azarov, do not differ from the Yulin family except for the peculiarities of articulation on the move. He says “absolutely and chitko,” she is “apsalutic and reading,” otherwise the two fighters against the oligarchy are indistinguishable as two dollar bills.

Tyagnibok announced that Svoboda Tanks will pass on Red Square. The eyes of his associates were blurred by anticipation. A good, adult plan, as it is fashionable to say, a realistic roadmap for the president of Ukraine.

The entire list of patriotic candidates cleans themselves under the radicals, they are all twinned, everyone greets the legalized fashionable Bandera greeting and roars about the same thing. Lyashko - with a pitchfork, this is his zest.

Regionals go to run in a column. Four. Three is for a unitary state, but Dobkin wins the primaries — he is flowery, hinting at the idea of ​​a federative Ukraine with an Aesop language. He is courageous because he was released to the congress from under house arrest.

All promise to return the Crimea, including Dobkin’s regional, everyone swears to provide us with a good life and decent life, transfer from Russian to Ukrainian, radiate optimism and determination, but all their tricks from the arsenal of old tired, but swirling circus poodles have long been chewed and spat out by us.


However, Darth Alekseevich Vader is on the list, his entree can be funny. But now, exactly at that moment, I learned that Zoryan Shkiryak was going to be the president. Thank you, Zoryan. You will tell us where your 2,5 million devalued hryvnias are for bail and at least two times as much for the election campaign? Who are these generous sponsors who could just invite you to the corporate party and mock from the free, and here they shared their joy with us.

In general, 2 is a month of awesome fun election campaign, during which gas and other utility excesses will rise, hryvnia will fall and prices will rise, and at the same time candidates who wish to make us happy will be littering with watermarks and paper converting them in the air, PR against each other and tons of agitation paper.

In this election campaign, which will unfold for possession of an ephemeral prize in the form of the position of a wedding general, one more person will be invisibly present. This is a chapter, as it is now fashionable to express themselves in professional-patriotic circles, a neighboring state, and this state is not Poland and not Romania — these are named after.

Putin, a terrible demon, always with us. If it were not there, they would have invented it. External enemy, classic pugalka for any divided people, a country with internal conflict. He is called to unite us in a single impulse of indignation, hatred for an aggressive stranger and patriotism. We all love Ukraine, regardless of political views, well, and so as not to quarrel, here's your enemy.

In principle, there is nothing new in this technology. An unstable object, torn apart by centrifugal forces and internal contradictions, can be held using an external binding force field. So against the arrogant neighbor unites the family, all the rest of the time preparing for a divorce and division of property.

But with Putin everything is more complicated. For it is not often the case that an external enemy in all sociological polls, whoever conducts them, has a higher rating in a foreign country than any domestic politician. And Putin, alas, has. Why? Actually, this topic could form the basis of a dozen dissertations on psychology, political science, sociology and other respected sciences, but I will try here - in the most simplified scheme.

In this story, several factors came together with some kind of mystical harmony - the infantilism of our large, but still young people in their independence, the centuries-old connection between Russians and Ukrainians and the relations between us in the format of hate / love, a strict authoritarian leader of a huge empire that is always near and it always stings our imagination by the very fact of existence. The constant desire to prove conditionally to the elder brother our own self, our differences from it, allowing us to feel like a separate people, the eternal desire to show a fig, to arrange a holiday of disobedience, an illustration to the thesis “Ukraine is not Russia”.

Putin is well suited for the role of not even the older brother - the despot father, who, using Freudian clues, at the same time evokes adoration, fear and hatred, as something native and external, as a controller, a tyrant, a bearer of a moral imperative, a boss with the right to punish and pardon. Our infantilism, coupled with narcissism, proprietary Ukrainian egocentrism, which dictates such an attitude towards the world, as if the whole planet are concerned exclusively with Ukraine’s good or with machinations about it — all of this implies the presence of an adult in the world’s picture. An adult who can praise and punish us, whom we fear and whom we revere, although we don’t want to admit to ourselves.

The more mature and self-sufficient the people are, the less they are interested in “what princess Marya Alekseevna will say.” The British do not suffer for the most part by their anti-Semitism, according to the well-known formula, because they do not consider themselves to be more stupid than Jews. We are constantly concerned about what the evil goblin Kiselev will say, how the State Duma will gloat, how the wonderful Russian opposition will support us, what kind of picture the gloating Russian channels will show.

The whole story with the Maidan is constantly accompanied by this concern. None of the gestures does not happen without a forecast - is it good for the Russians or not, what their television channels will show, what picture we have prepared for them, whether Putin will be happy or annoyed. But if revolutionaries are sure that they are right, then what difference does it make to them that the Russians will say - another people with another president? Today, it looks as if the naughty children smashed the vase again, set the cat's tail on fire, and blocked the sewer with chicken bones, and the only argument that they give is an assessment of their behavior by their neighbors. Not “It’s not possible because it’s stupid, rude and ridiculous,” and “It’sn’t possible because neighbors will laugh and gloat.”

Any movement of our rebels, our radicals is estimated solely from one point of view - is it beneficial for Putin or not. It is undoubtedly Putin's hirelings and his mad little sparrows. Miroshnichenko, Benyuk, Ilyenko - his emissaries. But if so, why did you vote for IN Freedom? Right Sector - FSB officers. They storm Rada - Putin's order. Abandoned the assault - Putin gave the go-ahead to retreat. Or not, Lyashko scared that Putin would think, and their channels will show, and bastard Kiselev will scoff. Yarosh covers Ukraine with horror in front of thugs with weapons? Putin ordered. But Yarosh is running for the presidency, and I am sure that his result in the consolidated elections will stun us, as in 2012, the percentages of the Pyhnibok party. Requires Fahrion to strengthen the Ukrainization of the South-East - Putin gave the order. But Fahrion won the elections in his Lviv district with the result in almost 100%. The hands of the Kremlin distorted the election results?

If Putin uses our own punctures and failures, then who is to blame for us? He is a tough, pragmatic and cold leader of his state, and he acts in the interests of his country, his empire, which he has been consistently building, and he doesn’t care that you sulk and groan like children, whom his parents took for shameful. And these children are constantly sentenced - enough to teach us, we are already big, we have nothing to indicate.

If the Russian TV channels show a bumpy Lutsenko, spitting into the face of an officer, or Muzychko, dragging the prosecutor for a tie, or Lyashko, who is stewing, with a fork, then there is one of two things - or we do not care what the Russian viewers think about this, and we continue to as we see fit, or their opinion is critically important to us, and then we become good. Option - we behave like normal responsible people, just because it is right, I still do not consider, alas. But while Putin and Russia are sitting nail in our minds, it’s ridiculous to talk about independence and adulthood.

Today, Putin is the central figure of our common national neurosis, our obsession and damnation. Our harsh superego, which is so convenient to hate and secretly adore at the same time, our effigy of the chief, who is so sweet to beat, our tough controller and the arrogant Karabas Barabas, who are so accustomed to fear and so want to strangle.

Is he guilty? Not. Our delusions of grandeur against the background of an inferiority complex are to blame, our fundamental lack of maturity, vanity, vulnerable self-esteem and unwillingness to part with children's reactions to a tough reality. And doesn't it demean us?

At the same time - look - you never worry about what Europe will say, whether our US performances will like it. By default, it is believed that the US and the EU are always in awe of our revolutions, the rushing of Molotov cocktails, the curses in the Rada, the antics of our leaders and the roar of our crowd. And what if you are not delighted, but simply close your eyes - out of mercenary motives or arrogance? Things that the old Europe and the New World consider unacceptable for themselves seem to us to be allowed, as indulged naughty alien children who are not allowed to make a remark. So the Baltic countries are allowed processions of local collaborators with swastikas - as the satirist said, there is an abyss, but you can go there.

I do not know of a single political force in our country that would not have suspected of working for Putin, not a single event that would not be interpreted in terms of benefits / disadvantages for Putin, not a single politician who would not want to build his own provincial PR, kicking and exposing Putin and Russia at the same time. Nor would he have been called his secret agent and puppet.

I do not see in the annoying exposure and demonization of the president of another country, whatever it may be, no patriotism, but only infantile egocentrism, neurotic obsessive self-admiration, repression of one’s own problems, ignoring reality and further inflow into childhood.

The congresses of the parties showed that the groundhog day is still with us, our neuroses, our complexes, our children's gullibility, together with the eternal suspicion have not gone away. Tymoshenko and Poroshenko, Tyagnibok and Lyashko Vlegkuyu turn on the crowd with the same chewed formulas like fighting against oligarchy and corruption, and in the studio of Shuster Yatsenyuk telling little Ukrainians that they will have to eat shit, but he knows where he has a lot of it gets 98% of support . Because we have to withstand the evil Putin and his aggression, of course, yeah.

Isn't it better to just keep your back straight because it's beautiful?
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  1. Ivan_Ivanov
    Ivan_Ivanov April 1 2014 15: 19
    +39
    Again, the national squad ...
    !..Attention..! Mobilization of the South-East of Ukraine ..!
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    2. fimusito
      fimusito April 1 2014 15: 20
      +21
      Here's a pointless exercise - elections in Ukraine. Whatever happens, the Ukrainian bydlyak, as always, will receive ...
      1. jjj
        jjj April 1 2014 15: 48
        +12
        All as one candidate, the first thing they said was that they would return Crimea to Nezalezhnaya. And the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry requires foreigners to visit the peninsula to obtain a Ukrainian visa
        1. vlad63
          vlad63 April 1 2014 16: 55
          +15
          There is none. Candidate Rabinovich said that everyone who promises to return Crimea consciously lies.
          1. Nick
            Nick April 1 2014 19: 16
            +4
            Quote: vlad63
            There is none. Candidate Rabinovich said that everyone who promises to return Crimea consciously lies.


            It turns out that Rabinovich of all candidates is one sane. Unfortunately, among the Ukrainian electorate, they are by no means the overwhelming majority, and therefore the chances of Rabinovich for the presidency, alas, are not too high IMHO
        2. Tektor
          Tektor April 1 2014 21: 58
          +5
          Quote: jjj
          All as one candidate, the first thing they said was that they would return Crimea to Nezalezhnaya.
          So they may mean that all of Ukraine will be part of the Crimean district ... yes
      2. TekhnarMAF
        TekhnarMAF April 1 2014 16: 00
        +8
        Today, Putin is the central figure of our common national
        , no, not neurosis (we can for some), but awareness, and what do we do and what do we want? A little distracted, but I have long been interested in the question - why are the brains turned off in the "herd"? Why amnesia occurs in the herd ?! After all, for sure, in almost every family, there are those who died in the war against fascism (maybe for). This is not the point. When, the head-eaters will understand that the payment for this is too expensive, the death of relatives, and most importantly, the suppression of possible branches of your family tree! request crying
        1. Ross
          Ross April 1 2014 16: 57
          +10
          The author is ironic and hits right on target. Bravo Nyura. But will they understand "onyzhedeti"?
          1. polkownik1
            polkownik1 April 1 2014 18: 16
            +6
            Clever Nyura! I don’t give a damn that some will not understand her. The real deal, after all, is for those who understand.
        2. SHOCK.
          SHOCK. April 1 2014 18: 33
          +11
          Quote: TehnarMAF
          Why does amnesia occur at the herd ?! After all, for sure, in almost every family, there are those who died in the war against fascism (maybe for).

          This is not amnesia, this is mass insanity. They say "monuments to the Ukrainians who died during the defense and liberation of Ukraine from the Germans." They speak as if Ukraine fought alone and won the Great War alone. I tried to go to their sites and read their newspapers, but stopped, I can’t, begins to feel sick from disgust for people who have become zombies.
          These are enemies and vile enemies who can shoot in the back and are capable of any action, if only to humiliate and destroy our Russia.
    3. polite people
      polite people April 1 2014 15: 24
      +15
      Wow. Well, men, strong at YOU ....
      God help you !!!
    4. Coffee_time
      Coffee_time April 1 2014 15: 37
      +7
      Trying number three, what is this squad doing at all? Mounts casters?
      1. Ivan_Ivanov
        Ivan_Ivanov April 1 2014 15: 48
        +15
        This is their FIRST attempt.

        1. performance - a statement about yourself.

        2. performance - making demands.

        3. performance - requirements not met, organization of events.

        I did not notice any 3 attempts.
        1. WedVolga
          WedVolga April 1 2014 16: 07
          +13
          Let these guys succeed!
      2. avg
        avg April 1 2014 16: 30
        +21
        In Ukraine, another horror story appeared - Kadyrov. Ramzanchik said that Sashko Muzychko will leave after Umarov, he left. Now in Kiev, rumors are circulating that somewhere he said something similar about Shaitan Julia ... belay
        1. aleshka
          aleshka April 1 2014 17: 11
          +7
          You were mistaken, he was sending Yarosh to Umarov !!!
    5. Sid.74
      Sid.74 April 1 2014 15: 48
      +28
      Today in Alaska they saw a bear with Russian flags .....
      1. fif21
        fif21 April 1 2014 16: 41
        +6
        Quote: Sid.74
        Today in Alaska they saw a bear with Russian flags .....
        This is no longer getting ridiculous! The time will come and talk about Alaska.
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 April 1 2014 18: 18
          +6
          Quote: fif21
          The time will come and talk about Alaska.

          Well, well, well ... why react like that ... then I will not say anything about California ....
          1. cozy
            cozy April 2 2014 19: 52
            +1
            when the Communist Party unites with EdRom, apparently such a flag will be ... repeat
          2. cozy
            cozy April 2 2014 19: 52
            0
            when the Communist Party unites with EdRom, apparently such a flag will be ... repeat
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      3. Danash I
        Danash I April 1 2014 16: 53
        +4
        Do you know that a severe punishment is imposed for the opening of state secrets - they won't give you a hangover in the morning? And the tribunal with a toast "WELL TO BEARS" will get hungover. soldier
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 April 1 2014 18: 23
          +4
          Quote: danash i
          Well, FOR BEARS

          Phew ... hard ... and what to do ... WELL, FOR BEARS ... drinks
      4. SHOCK.
        SHOCK. April 1 2014 18: 41
        +3
        Quote: Sid.74
        Today in Alaska they saw a bear with Russian flags .....

        [media = http: //lifenews.ru/news/130245]
        jokes aside
        As politician and writer Ivan Mironov said in an interview with LifeNews, the process of preparing a lawsuit to invalidate the Alaska sale agreement has already begun. The author of the book "How Alaska Was Sold" said that an expert group is now being created to prepare a document challenging the decision of the Russian emperor.

    6. smile
      smile April 1 2014 16: 06
      +16
      Ivan_Ivanov
      I have a mixed attitude towards this video.
      1. The collection dates have been set .... if nothing substantial follows, the authority of these Self-Defense Forces will be completely undermined.
      2. Even if a mass of people gather there, including with weapons, it will be a heterogeneous and motley crowd with inevitable provocateurs including, and not the Self-Defense Forces. The fighting efficiency of the crowd causes me very serious doubt, to be honest .... I can’t create even formed units, or at least detachments, with normal tested command personnel, with centralized command, armament, equipment, and supplies in an hour .... even in two - from 10 to 12 ...
      3. The time of the action is announced, but the goal is not. Why are they coming together? Where will they go? A lot of questions. In fact, mobilization should precede action .... especially if opposition is possible .... I hope. thought about it ...
      4. The opposing side of the eurofascists was perfectly informed about the date and even the time of the gathering of all the most active opponents of the junta .... I would have planned something in their place ... Based on the forces and means that the junta has (and I I don’t know them) it would be possible to arrange a lot, from large-scale special operations of special forces of the SBU with the involvement of army men, cops as security, to banal provocations with blood in order to discredit the Self-Defense Forces ....
      Okay, let's wait for the specified date ...
      1. Sid.74
        Sid.74 April 1 2014 16: 22
        +5
        Quote: smile
        Okay, let's wait for the specified date ...

        I agree somehow strange all this!
        Maybe the code words said some kind? It’s stupid to call the place and time of the gathering underground, all the more so in the squares it’s too much, for example, you won’t get through with a shotgun!
      2. Ivan_Ivanov
        Ivan_Ivanov April 1 2014 17: 19
        +7
        smile (2)

        I have a mixed attitude towards this video.

        Eh ... You think I have a definite ...
    7. kvnvolga2008
      kvnvolga2008 April 1 2014 16: 10
      +5
      In my opinion, it’s fun to amuse your selfishness, to show yourself as such heroes of the day. It is not visible in the realities of a cohesive, powerful and organized force in the Southeast.
      1. timer
        timer April 1 2014 20: 07
        +1
        It’s written not in the eyebrow, but in the eye! While everything is going on spontaneously, not like in the Crimea.
        But I began to notice, looking at the latest comments in the southeast, that the people's speeches became more and more organized. And with regards to self-defense, they are extremely necessary. Only organized, sharpened for clear goals and objectives. And our special services can do this help. Goals 2: tactical — achieve federalization of the southeast under the protectorate of the Russian Federation and strategic — return to the Russian Federation.
    8. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov April 1 2014 17: 00
      +4
      Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
      !..Attention..! Mobilization of the South-East of Ukraine ..!

      Well, let's wait on April 6. It may actually work out.
      1. strannik595
        strannik595 April 1 2014 17: 51
        +6
        a good article of an intelligent, adult person ......... when such people become advisers to Ukrainian ministers, then Ukraine will have a normal, civilized future, and not big top with BDSM elements
      2. Sid.74
        Sid.74 April 1 2014 18: 14
        +4
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Well, let's wait on April 6. It may actually work out.

        Now information has appeared from Kiev! Tupchinov issued a royal decree to disarm everyone !!!

        The draft law on the immediate disarmament of all armed groups has been submitted to the Verkhovna Rada

        KIEV, April 1. / ITAR-TASS /. A draft law on the immediate disarmament of all armed formations was submitted to the Verkhovna Rada by the leader of the Batkivshchyna parliamentary faction, Sergei Sobolev.

        “The Interior Ministry and the SBU were given two weeks to hand over illegally stored weapons,” he said, referring to the campaign that took place from March 4 to 21. “Thousands of people surrendered their weapons. Now this campaign has expired. If this bill is passed, then every policeman will know exactly how to act if he sees armed people. "

        I have one question, slingshots and tribush will also be taken !!! tongue
    9. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 1 2014 19: 02
      +3
      Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
      !..Attention..! Mobilization of the South-East of Ukraine ..!

      God give you guys!
      Without too much pathos I’ll say, If I see that I can at least help something, I will come to you!
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  3. dmitrij.blyuz
    dmitrij.blyuz April 1 2014 15: 19
    +14
    I’m crying! All the existing jokes about Ukraine suck! Nyura-well done! Then write only on Military Review!
    1. aksakal
      aksakal April 1 2014 15: 27
      +6
      Well done Nyura, well said, I liked it. But too much emphasis is placed on diagnostic things, directly sprinkled with terms from psychiatry laughing Of course, I am erudite enough to understand, but why is this in the political analytical material? what Is Nyura a psychotherapist by profession?
      1. Denis
        Denis April 1 2014 15: 30
        +20
        Quote: aksakal
        Well done Nyura, well said, I liked it. But too much emphasis is placed on diagnostic things, directly sprinkled with terms from psychiatry. Of course, I am erudite enough to understand, but why is this in political analytical material? Is Nyura a psychotherapist by profession?

        Here is a brief and accessible.
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  4. mad
    mad April 1 2014 15: 19
    +17
    Why are you fed up with Putin then? Forever someone is to blame, not yourself ... Choose Darth Vader and the number of perpetrators will reach the size of a galaxy, can you calm down ?!
    1. PPL
      PPL April 1 2014 15: 25
      +7
      Quote: mad
      Why are you fed up with Putin then?

      Probably due to the fact that he is already occupied by Russia and he cannot be elected president of Ukraine ... until you choose!
      lol
      1. Ased
        Ased April 1 2014 15: 36
        +2
        Ukraine conquers the galaxy! (from Luc Besson's nightmare)
        1. RND
          RND April 2 2014 02: 27
          +1
          Quote: ASed
          Ukraine conquers the galaxy! (from Luc Besson's nightmare)

          Demon of Evil ...
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    2. Mikros
      Mikros April 1 2014 18: 11
      +5
      And again to blame)
      1. mejik
        mejik April 1 2014 19: 09
        +2
        Quote: Mikros
        And again to blame)

        The son says the button accordion, but still ...

        Behind the window rain and hail.
        This is Putin's fault!
        Cat threw kittens -
        Putin is to blame
        The hostess threw the bait -
        Guilty Guess!
        Here ends the board
        At the unfortunate goby,
        Our Tanya is crying loudly -
        Near Putin, not otherwise!
        The light went out, the fence fell,
        The car stalled motor
        Healthy tooth removed
        Ile climbed into the apartment thief
        Did not like the movie,
        You have come to shit ...
        Any cataclysm
        The explanation is one ...
        Every democrat knows
        This is Putin's fault!
        Who yesterday in my porch
        Lift to the ceiling?
        Believe me, comrades
        This is Putin's hand!
        I caught a drunk "squirrel" -
        This is Putin's tricks!
        A pile of shit under the table.
        This is Putin's fault!
        The toilet is clogged -
        This is Putin’s order,
        Threw gobies there,
        He drained the water - and he was like that!
        At night, lingerie steals,
        Glasses in our house beats.
        Drunk in the yard dancing.
        This is Putin - a riffraff!
        No salvation from the villain!
        Mat writes on the walls,
        Broke bushes in the alley.
        This is Putin - oh and oh!
        Liberala wet the rain -
        Putin laughs cheerfully.
        Flooded your cottage? -
        This is Putin, not otherwise!
        Did you find a thunderstorm along the way? -
        That got the Kremlin hand.
        Cold, wind, snow -
        Putin is to blame again.
        Blowing down a hurricane? -
        This is Putin taking revenge on the rams.
        Storm, tsunami, flood? -
        This is Putin, no doubt!
        Rainfall, landslide, cyclone -
        Of course he is to blame
        Sel, avalanche, rockfall? -
        Clear: Putin is to blame!
        Tornado, typhoon, earthquake -
        There is no escape from Putin!
        A crow pecked at the crown? -
        This is a young friend of the riot police.
        Bees, wasps sting you? -
        This is Putin SpetsNaz.
        See this bumblebee? -
        He is in the service of the Kremlin!
        If you believe in that -
        This is just paranoia!
  5. polite people
    polite people April 1 2014 15: 20
    +6
    Of course, the author is right. Everything is not so clear.
    And each has its own assessment of what is happening.
    But in the center of everything is the man himself.
    And no matter who is at the helm.
    The main thing is who YOU ​​are!
    Because the WORLD around you is what you yourself created.
    1. PPL
      PPL April 1 2014 15: 28
      +5
      The WORLD around you is what you yourself created.


      Your world - your rules!
      Better to be than to seem ...
      laughing
    2. Ivan Petrovich
      Ivan Petrovich April 1 2014 15: 40
      +2
      Do you have children?
      I'm talking about what is primary, an egg or a chicken
  6. johnsnz
    johnsnz April 1 2014 15: 22
    +4
    "Tyagnibok announced that the Svoboda tanks will march across Red Square." The Germans also marched in 1945. Remind me under what circumstances?
    1. podpolkovnik
      podpolkovnik April 1 2014 15: 44
      +10
      Quote: johnsnz
      "Tyagnibok announced that the Svoboda tanks will march across Red Square." The Germans also marched in 1945. Remind me under what circumstances?
    2. mejik
      mejik April 1 2014 17: 13
      +7
      Quote: johnsnz
      The Germans also went to 1945.

      more precisely, the 17 of July 1944 of the year, the PARADE OF THE WINNERS was called
    3. 11111mail.ru
      11111mail.ru April 1 2014 17: 47
      +4
      Quote: johnsnz
      The Germans also marched in 1945. Recall under what circumstances?

      Remember: July 17th 1944 57.600 soldiers beaten in Belarus "danced" in the center of Moscow, a unique "parade" of German prisoners of war - a special event "Big Waltz".
      At the 1945 Victory Parade, only the "captured" German banners were carried, throwing them on the paving stones in front of the Mausoleum.
    4. Shaki's memory
      Shaki's memory April 1 2014 19: 34
      +1
      Learn history .. The Germans traveled around Moscow in 1944 .. We need to know the history ourselves, and then we should teach ukrov ...

      It’s enough for the Lord that they don’t know history in BP and Prez ... And the court, by all accounts, knows neither political economy, but mathematics or sociology .. And not knowing the laws (even the laws of the universe) does not relieve responsibility ..
      1. smile
        smile April 2 2014 01: 05
        +1
        Shaki's memory
        Yes, the Universe cruelly avenges ignorance of its laws .... :))))
  7. spech
    spech April 1 2014 15: 22
    +5
    The people applaud vehemently, some cry, some start a fight ...

    good laughing
  8. Lissyara
    Lissyara April 1 2014 15: 26
    +8
    "... only Tymoshenko will overcome the oligarchs and corruption, and that only Samashech idealists like Yulia can defeat the ruin."
    Yeah, Timokha will fight with herself. This anecdote does not remind anyone of "If rock is against drugs, then bees are definitely against honey" winked
  9. johnsnz
    johnsnz April 1 2014 15: 26
    +5
    Vitali Klitschko on politics:
    Politics has become an important part of my life. It resembles a can of cockroaches. Then someone will outwit whom, who will deceive whom. And even if politicians use forbidden tricks against each other, they again meet in this bank.
  10. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 April 1 2014 15: 27
    +14
    Speech by Yatsenyuk.

    American rap with Putin, Tymoshenko and John Carrie:

    And meanwhile the merry Germans are mocking at Uncle Sam and his own chancellor, comparing him to Putin:


    Dusseldorf, Germany, the traditional spring holiday of Rosenmontag

    "Putin's model - Germany is a superpower again"
    1. dmitrij.blyuz
      dmitrij.blyuz April 1 2014 15: 43
      +4
      Roman! Senk-u! I’ve rolled something. We’re having fun after the shooting! hi
    2. Siberian19
      Siberian19 April 1 2014 15: 57
      +19
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/502/brou325.jpg
    3. dmitrij.blyuz
      dmitrij.blyuz April 1 2014 16: 42
      +3
      Where are the titties? Where are the titties?
    4. fif21
      fif21 April 1 2014 16: 54
      +2
      Quote: Novel 1977
      Performance of Yatsenyuk

      There is a shepherd, but silly rams are becoming less and less wassat
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  11. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 1 2014 15: 29
    +14
    I look, listen to all this rubbish, and it seems to me that the situation logically approaches to the occurrence of YOUR, LITTLE, WORLDWIDE in a single country in Ukraine.
    Otherwise, such an amount of evil is simply not washed away.
  12. TEODOR
    TEODOR April 1 2014 15: 30
    +8
    What a haze in their head. Mom, I'm scared. wassat
  13. AleksPol
    AleksPol April 1 2014 15: 33
    +3
    Now GDP cannot be compared with any other Western "leader". The former German chancellor said correctly that there are no strong leaders in Europe. Therefore, Putin is feared and hated, and this is all from envy. So continue to envy. Envy shapes life.
    1. mejik
      mejik April 1 2014 17: 21
      0
      Quote: AleksPol
      Now GDP cannot be compared with any Western "leader"

      I would say that on the contrary, nobody can be compared with Putin ...
  14. Alekseev
    Alekseev April 1 2014 15: 34
    +6
    "Yatsenyuk, telling little Ukrainians that they will have to eat, but he knows where there is a lot of him, gets 98% of the support."
    It would be quite funny if it were not so sad ...
    But, again, there is only one cure - suffering. To get on the true path just by listening to regular agitation will not work. It is necessary, in addition to explanatory work, strict fasting, and maybe blood will have to be washed away sins ...
    Which, of course, no one would want ...
  15. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 1 2014 15: 35
    +5
    Strange appeal.
    Too high a percentage of the fact that in the square where people with their weapons will come to the militia of the east, the SBU will keep a record ...
    Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
    Again, the national squad ...
    !..Attention..! Mobilization of the South-East of Ukraine ..!
  16. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time April 1 2014 15: 36
    +22
    Will there be readiness for the elections ...
    1. TEODOR
      TEODOR April 1 2014 15: 40
      +5
      Quote: Coffee_time
      Will there be readiness for the elections ...

      It is known that. Put slingshots, catapults will be driven. laughing
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    3. aleshka
      aleshka April 1 2014 17: 16
      +3
      I wonder what technique these tires are against ???
      1. strannik595
        strannik595 April 1 2014 18: 08
        +3
        I wonder what technique these tires are against ???
        ... against Greenpeace ....... they will still be attracted for having dirtied nature ....... the whole country, from the capital to the outskirts, people with devastation in their heads want to turn into an adder
      2. family tree
        family tree April 1 2014 18: 46
        +6
        Quote: Alesha
        I wonder what technique these tires are against ???


        repeat
  17. skyil
    skyil April 1 2014 15: 40
    +1
    A lot of drma can’t be avoided without ladle, and the faster they take spoons in their hands, the faster it will decrease (drmo) And the author has a plus, he can move his brains!
  18. podpolkovnik
    podpolkovnik April 1 2014 15: 49
    +10
    To be continued....
    1. strannik595
      strannik595 April 1 2014 18: 13
      +3
      TIRED THIS DUKE, NECESSARY DEMOTIVATOR, HONESTLY ........ HOW SPECULATIONS ON THIS TOPIC ........... HOW DUTY BUTTERFLIES SEMNIK CLICK AND ALIENS WASTE
    2. waisson
      waisson April 1 2014 19: 42
      +2
      WITHOUT RESIDENCE TO THE PRESIDENT ROOM THE DEMOTIVATOR I apologize BUT HERE THE COMRADES HAVE PLACED A SIMILAR hi
      1. Sergey S.
        Sergey S. April 1 2014 21: 19
        0
        I understand that it is not correct, but funny ..... !!!
      2. strannik595
        strannik595 April 1 2014 23: 38
        0
        and if a comrade dives into the jerk, are you behind him? out of solidarity? Oh well
  19. sv68
    sv68 April 1 2014 15: 50
    +8
    BY THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTIONS, ALL CANDIDATES WERE POST OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKROINA WIN.
  20. Bigriver
    Bigriver April 1 2014 15: 54
    +12
    The roguish fate of the invented people crying
    There is no history of their independent statehood, culture is intertwined with Russian, and language too.
    Identity cannot be built on the opposition "Ukraine is not Russia". You can't build anything on negative energy.
    Poor, poor, poor people. It's a pity, but he ...
  21. mountain
    mountain April 1 2014 15: 56
    +1
    God forbid, with such fuss, they will point each other before the election and will have to put their own. laughing
  22. beeFrost
    beeFrost April 1 2014 16: 01
    +2
    Quote: Gagarin
    I look, listen to all this rubbish, and it seems to me that the situation logically approaches to the occurrence of YOUR, LITTLE, WORLDWIDE in a single country in Ukraine.
    Otherwise, such an amount of evil is simply not washed away.


    if a flood occurs, then a lot of Ukrainian-fascist feces will come up, and where the wind will blow there and carry them, why do we need it in the Crimea (Russia)?
    1. aleshka
      aleshka April 1 2014 17: 17
      +2
      It's time to change the flag on the avatar !!!
    2. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 1 2014 19: 24
      0
      Quote: beeFrost
      if a flood occurs, then a lot of Ukrainian-fascist feces will come up, and where the wind will blow there and carry them, why do we need it in the Crimea (Russia)?

      Well, we’re not the first to turn the river back, we’ll wrap up the feces as well!
  23. Navy7981
    Navy7981 April 1 2014 16: 03
    +4
    There is a proverb or a saying "Do not be afraid, but do not be afraid." So they are afraid. And they are really afraid.
    Someone in life has come across when a frostbitten crushes and swaggers, solely due to arrogance and "tough" friends standing around the corner. And what happens when this stupid person who has just felt himself the most terrible and strongest gets in the ear, and the zealously running out "ambush regiment" already collides with your friends, who are no less decisive about the end result. It happens, of course, in different ways, but, as a rule, those jumping through the bushes receive the full program. So they are afraid of sitting on a chair and not getting hit in the face.
  24. dmitrij.blyuz
    dmitrij.blyuz April 1 2014 16: 08
    +4
    Quote: Sid.74
    Today in Alaska they saw a bear with Russian flags .....
    Surrounded by "Polite" guys! laughing
  25. alex47russ
    alex47russ April 1 2014 16: 13
    +2
    They won’t sit on chairs and get their faces !!!
  26. homosum20
    homosum20 April 1 2014 16: 15
    +3
    Born to crawl - cannot fly.
    This, by the way, is not only about Ukrainians. Maybe it’s not about Ukrainians at all, it’s just that in recent years those born to crawl in Ukraine have been taken to power.
  27. Mkrtumyan
    Mkrtumyan April 1 2014 16: 24
    +2
    I think that if Putin ran for president of Ukraine, he would be elected.
  28. dmitrij.blyuz
    dmitrij.blyuz April 1 2014 16: 36
    +1
    Quote: Mkrtumyan
    I think that if Putin ran for president of Ukraine, he would be elected.

    We need it?
  29. mig31
    mig31 April 1 2014 16: 37
    +1
    In the beginning, America laid eggs, then they planted a chicken, the chicken was hatched, but the eggs were so deigned that you had to shoot eggs ... and what to do, not you like that.
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 1 2014 19: 29
      0
      Quote: mig31
      In the beginning, America laid eggs, then they planted a chicken, the chicken was hatched, but the eggs were so deigned that you had to shoot eggs ... and what to do, not you like that.

      Allegories of interest to you hi !
      I would have thumped with you drinks !
  30. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 April 1 2014 16: 50
    +9
    Only such a fighter for the "happiness of the working people" is not enough for them :)
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  34. konvalval
    konvalval April 1 2014 17: 03
    +3
    Well, the company of candidates. All the poor, will fight the oligarchs, they will take back Crimea, they will make a scorched field from Russia. And on Thursday they go to m.o.s.c.a.l. To bunkers to buy gas discounts.
  35. chinararem
    chinararem April 1 2014 17: 11
    +4
    What was especially amusing about the article was the new level of analysis of the situation. Previously - political, economic, etc. And now we have come to psychoanalysis. But it is true that Putin is now "a harsh superego for them, which is so convenient to hate and at the same time secretly adore." Bravo!
  36. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 1 2014 17: 41
    +1
    Political pygmies, how can they compare with the colossus of Putin! Who gets the president’s beads is by and large not so important. It is important whether or not Putin recognizes the election as legitimate, and we will proceed from this later.
  37. Amateur
    Amateur April 1 2014 18: 25
    +1
    Bravo, bravissimo, Nura Berg! For a long time I have not read such thoughtful, analytical notes with a deep psychological substantiation of the image and direction of thoughts of ordinary Ukrainians, who are also "offended for the state." And, of course, the current "nominees" for the presidency will naturally play on these feelings of resentment and the need to consolidate against the "offenders" (or offenders). And for those who underestimate this factor, Sovietologists from the West or from across the ocean will immediately prompt you. And while Ukrainian society is "in its infancy", while they take all these "sweets in beautiful wrappers" on faith and do not turn on their own minds, politicians from the West and the East will make decisions for them and decide fate, regardless of whether it is Putin, Obama or Merkel ... This is associated, no offense will be said to the brothers-Ukrainians, with native tribes, which the colonialists constantly deceived and bribed with trinkets. "Return Crimea!", "Give a crushing rebuff to Putin!", "Turn Russia into a scorched desert!", "Wet her mosque (al)!" etc. and so on. And that these so-called applicants for the highest office in a state with a population of 50 million will be the arbiters of the destinies of these very millions? And they still claim legitimacy. Therefore, there is no need to take offense at Russia for the Crimea, for the accumulation of troops on the border. When the patient is insane, they usually wear a straitjacket on him!
  38. krot_tank
    krot_tank April 1 2014 18: 35
    0
    Quote: mad
    Why are you fed up with Putin then? Forever someone is to blame, not yourself ... Choose Darth Vader and the number of perpetrators will reach the size of a galaxy, can you calm down ?!



    And if you really win?
    1. family tree
      family tree April 1 2014 18: 53
      +3
      Quote: krot_tank
      And if you really win?

      Pulls Europe and the USA! And we are familiar, not such a thing laughing
  39. combat66
    combat66 April 1 2014 19: 01
    +1
    "Tyagnibok announced that Svoboda tanks will march across Red Square. The eyes of his comrades-in-arms were clouded with anticipation. A good, adult plan, as it is fashionable to say, a realistic roadmap for the president of Ukraine."
    I haven’t even read it yet, but already I am laughing - a nimag! It is interesting what route Euro-Khokhlyat tanks will go to Moscow, via Minsk, or how? These tanks do not even need to be beaten; for the forelocks sticking out of the hatches, we are lifting up! We’ll throw a bullet! fellow
    1. Sergey S.
      Sergey S. April 1 2014 21: 23
      0
      To Moscow - elementary.
      Surrender - and the parade of captive drawbar ...
  40. Tankman from the Urals
    Tankman from the Urals April 1 2014 19: 53
    0
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntrqR30-esY
    In memory of the soldiers of the 6th company of the 104th regiment of the 76th Airborne Division.
  41. Sergey S.
    Sergey S. April 1 2014 21: 12
    0
    Quote: kvnvolga2008
    In my opinion, it’s fun to amuse your selfishness, to show yourself as such heroes of the day. It is not visible in the realities of a cohesive, powerful and organized force in the Southeast.

    What, what, but not fun.
    Despair, maybe. From hopelessness and disbelief in the popular forces.

    But if this is a deliberate action, planned for a certain period, at least for a week, then these are already heroes.
    For to call people with weapons openly means to expose them to enemy attack. The collection should be protected.
    This is a military operation ...
  42. RUS33
    RUS33 April 1 2014 22: 30
    0
    Quote: ASed
    Ukraine conquers the galaxy! (from Luc Besson's nightmare)

    Darth Vader went to the polls to show the whole world what they (the elections) were actually made on computers (like in a fairy tale). One continuous movie, most likely a comedy mixed with tragedy for the people.
  43. repytw
    repytw April 1 2014 23: 29
    0
    Quote: smile
    Ivan_Ivanov
    I have a mixed attitude towards this video.
    1. The collection dates have been set .... if nothing substantial follows, the authority of these Self-Defense Forces will be completely undermined.
    2. Even if a mass of people gather there, including with weapons, it will be a heterogeneous and motley crowd with inevitable provocateurs including, and not the Self-Defense Forces. The fighting efficiency of the crowd causes me very serious doubt, to be honest .... I can’t create even formed units, or at least detachments, with normal tested command personnel, with centralized command, armament, equipment, and supplies in an hour .... even in two - from 10 to 12 ...
    3. The time of the action is announced, but the goal is not. Why are they coming together? Where will they go? A lot of questions. In fact, mobilization should precede action .... especially if opposition is possible .... I hope. thought about it ...
    4. The opposing side of the eurofascists was perfectly informed about the date and even the time of the gathering of all the most active opponents of the junta .... I would have planned something in their place ... Based on the forces and means that the junta has (and I I don’t know them) it would be possible to arrange a lot, from large-scale special operations of special forces of the SBU with the involvement of army men, cops as security, to banal provocations with blood in order to discredit the Self-Defense Forces ....
    Okay, let's wait for the specified date ...




    And you didn’t think that it was no coincidence that the time and place were announced, so that the security forces and the people would be diverted to rallies in the central squares, but at that time they would strike at the SBU, the cops or arsenals, so that later they would arm and organize the people's squads type of Crimean, and with their help to block the borders, block military units and open the border with Russia for help, and then in the Crimea.
    The Ukrainian authorities will not tolerate moving to the South-East, the first victims will appear among the Russians and Putin will have free rein to send troops, otherwise NATO will enter.