How to bring bread and salt to the invaders

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We offer the publication of the editor of the Sumy site dancor Vladislav Ivchenko. The Ukrainian authorities, it seems, do not care that the mass media incite interethnic strife. And between whom! Between the people, which is inseparable.

It is noteworthy that the author writes in Russian. What, then, is it different from the Russians? Directed by Vladimir Bortko, who shot the brilliant film “Heart of a Dog”, also asked this question: “What is the difference between Russian and Ukrainian? Nothing! ”Our neighbor Vladislav Ivchenko has a different opinion. He is ready to meet the "aggressors" with a gun - he wrote about it himself. Obsessive thoughts do not give him rest. Here is his article.

How to bring bread and salt to the invaders
Vladislav Ivchenko


Since the threat of a Russian invasion of the Sumy region is still quite real, we can and should reanimate the experience of our grandparents who survived the German occupation.

It is clear that the most rewarding experience is guerrilla warfare. The first thing that Putin's invaders will see when they enter the territory of the region is the statement “Sumy - partisan region”. For approval must go grenade launchers and small rifle. weapons.

On the arm of the resistance movement will be the fact that within a few weeks the forests in Sumshchina will be covered with foliage, a so-called "green paint" will appear, which was used by partisans from Kovpak to Vietnam with Afghanistan.

It is clear that traditionally the Spadshchansky forest should perform well. It is close to the Kiev-Moscow highway, along which newly-born gauleiters from United Russia will ride. However, under the Sumy there are not weak forest tracts, which hospitably open their green covers for citizens who do not want to join the “Russian World” of the Khebistsky spill, which the Kremlin tyrant wants to regale.

The traditions of the southern Sumy region, where the guerrilla war with the Bolsheviks continued to the Holodomor, should not be forgotten either. It seems that in Romny or Akhtyrka "Colorado" will be no less hot than in Sumy.

In addition to his own, homegrown, experience, it is necessary to use the experience of other nations, faced with the rashist invasion. The experience of the war in Chechnya showed: Russian soldiers can do a lot of things, but they cannot but drink. Therefore, methyl alcohol and other beverages that send Putin’s glorious warriors straight to Valhalla can be no less effective than machine guns.

Posters "No vodka! Go home! ”, Which the Czechs hung up during the invasion of the Soviet troops, is less desirable, because the armed citizens of the“ Russian world ”can always say:“ And if I find it! ”- and conduct compulsion to hospitality. Here it can be useful to reserve the moonshine as possible with a higher content of fusel oils. A Russian soldier will drink everything, but his liver will not cope with everything. However, the owners of grocery stores are waiting (in case of occupation) hard times, because Russian hussars don’t give money, especially for vodka. The fate of our distillery is also easy to imagine.

Also, remember: in Russia, one of the highest levels of drug addiction in the world. Considering that only representatives of less fortunate segments of the population join the Russian army, one can assume that the number of drug users among the soldiers-liberators will be high. Tramadol, ketamines, shirka - all this will be the main goals of people in camouflage (of course, after the protection of the Russian-speaking population from Bendera).

We must not forget that in the event of the invasion of the rashist hordes in the Sumy region there will necessarily be a fifth column of citizens who will quickly be dressed in ribbons of “Colorado” colors and fall into ecstasy of union with the Old Tzarish people. Well, this is the case: during a flood, not the salt of the earth always emerges, but something worse.

The experience of the German occupation of Sumy shows: schools and hospitals for Aboriginal people will be closed, but they will rename the streets. Independence Square will be the Reunion Square, Shevchenko Avenue will be returned to the bright name of Karl Marx, the Cathedral will be renamed the Cathedral MP, and Sumy has all the chances to get a new name. United Russia? Kiselevgrad? Koniburg? (Recall: Horses are Vladimir Putin's favorite dog.) Perhaps Sumy will be completely demolished. Or it will be transferred somewhere to the Far East, where the Russian-speaking population will successfully be replaced by the Chinese.

Finally, let us dream of a future in which the media would report "about small skirmishes on the Ukrainian-Chinese border." It seems fantastic, but a month ago the war with Russia seemed no less fantastic. And here she is.
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  1. paul1992
    +32
    31 March 2014 09: 51
    insanity grew stronger ....
    1. +46
      31 March 2014 09: 58
      Quote: paul1992
      insanity grew stronger ....

      This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there. To ask the French socialists, so sweet to the Ukrainian nationalists, the guillotine. And put it on the central square of Sumy for edification
      1. +60
        31 March 2014 10: 04
        Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser. I also found a partisan, and I won’t be a partisan myself, but incites normal people, a fopku, to wean him from the computer and the Internet for life.
        1. +27
          31 March 2014 10: 08
          I'm just crazy about this "hack". Apparently the computer has not played enough. Everything is clear, a difficult childhood, wooden toys nailed to the floor. laughing
          1. infinite silence ...
            +10
            31 March 2014 11: 47
            hard childhood, wooden toys,


            and obviously - a lack of vitamins affected the mental development of this squalor.
            1. jjj
              +7
              31 March 2014 12: 09
              And there are at least half of them, and maybe two-thirds. Nothing, hunger is not an aunt;
        2. ed65b
          +19
          31 March 2014 10: 26
          Quote: Slavapom
          Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser. I also found a partisan, and I won’t be a partisan myself, but incites normal people, a fopku, to wean him from the computer and the Internet for life.

          he will not only not be partisan, but will immediately join the activists and personally will help to catch Bandera in the forests, everything is written on the face.
          1. +11
            31 March 2014 10: 44
            Finally, let's dream about a future in which the media would report "on small shootings on the Ukrainian-Chinese border."
            It seems that last year hemp was ugly for fame; it was not in vain that mattresses gathered to buy it in Ukraine.
          2. +7
            31 March 2014 11: 17
            Quote: ed65b
            immediately enroll in activists

            For reference. Ivchenko is a scholar of the Rinat Akhmetov Charitable Foundation. He began writing in Ukrainian at the age of 28. Editor of the Sumy newspaper "Dankor". I will give one note in his newspaper in full and a couple of comments to this article.

            In Sumy, provocateurs again help Russian propaganda (photo)
            Unknown vandals smashed a plaque to the Hero of the Soviet Union Fedor Dudnik.

            Remains of a plaque smashed by provocateurs
            Eugene Put
            This was reported by Sumy journalist Yevgeny Polozhy, who wrote on Facebook on the afternoon of March 30: “They honored the Heavenly Hundred in Sumy. Sincere, calm people, eyes full of sorrow. After 50 meters, we suddenly see - someone broke the memorial plaque of the hero of the USSR, a military pilot. Wow, you guessed it, the bastards - to 40 days from the date of death of the heroes of the Maidan. We are waiting for the note of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation (Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, ed.), The last time it was published just two hours later. ”

            Recall that Sumy provocateurs work in amazing unity with the Russian Foreign Ministry. Which very quickly reported the desecration of the Glory Memorial in Sumy (unknown provocateurs threw garbage bags on the Memorial) and the allegedly preparing assault on the Transfiguration Cathedral (there was no assault). We are waiting for the next statement by the Russian Foreign Ministry about fascist youths in Sumy.

            And here are the comments.
            Tourist
            Yesterday 15: 13
            ivchenko, yes you lifted up already nonsense to write one-sided. Write niche as Nuland was handing out cookies, but what a gull so wondrous was on the Maidan. And then American aggression already overslept


            Guest
            Yesterday 15: 27
            We are waiting for the next statement by the Russian Foreign Ministry about fascist youths in Sumy.
            =============== That's right, you need to close your eyes and moo about the fact that there was nothing. Well or as usual - someone pumped up natsyuk pants;))))


            Elena K
            Yesterday 16: 30
            Now, in order not to compare, the Russians are to blame. How much can you drive !! It's time to admit that they themselves are to blame. With whom on the Independence Square - get, sign.
        3. +8
          31 March 2014 11: 05
          if this is removed from the Internet, he will hang himself
        4. +24
          31 March 2014 11: 05
          here he is! a real Bandera! laughing
          1. +6
            31 March 2014 11: 35
            the current is not like a bullet but like diarrhea
          2. +4
            31 March 2014 12: 33
            people, play sports, and you will look the same as this ...
        5. infinite silence ...
          +11
          31 March 2014 11: 44
          If football is the foot of the ball, then facebook is the book in the face. In this case, everything is logical.
          Gamer. . Jonah.

          he himself will not partisan but incite normal people to it

          These are usually among those who bring bread and salt to ANYONE, if only they do not turn off the Internet, otherwise there will be no place to show their vile essence. In real life, he will clean any boot.
        6. rolik
          +5
          31 March 2014 12: 47
          Quote: Slavapom
          Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser.

          remember this face. You will see this in Russia (I hope) you know what will have to be done with this Sumy "partisan".
        7. acute
          +3
          31 March 2014 14: 11
          But more recently, Sumy was a Russian city
          1. +3
            31 March 2014 14: 23
            ... I was there until such raguli from the zapadenshchenka arrived there ... In general, Yushchenko was also from Sumy province .... I recommend the aphthar of the article to drink Valerian and iodine (helps in mental development) ....
        8. +2
          31 March 2014 15: 39
          The experience of the German occupation of Sumy testifies: Aboriginal schools and hospitals will be closed,

          Ukraine, occupied and raped by the Yashists



          The diagnosis is confirmed - Russophobe is I @ IOT, DEBIL and MORAL URO @.
          In addition to lies, provocations and meanness, the Anglo-Saxons have nothing against us.
      2. +7
        31 March 2014 10: 38
        Quote: smel
        Quote: paul1992
        insanity grew stronger ....

        This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there. To ask the French socialists, so sweet to the Ukrainian nationalists, the guillotine. And put it on the central square of Sumy for edification

        Everything is easier. CAREERISM. The new authorities will notice this contraceptive and take off will begin. When changing power, other songs will be sung. And if they don’t notice? And if the southeast itself separates from Ukraine? And if you do not have time to escape? Stupid risk! You can not guess and get.
        Do not minus the author with VO;
        1. +3
          31 March 2014 11: 26
          I agree. The Germans will come and drag on "Unharness the horses' clap" to the music of Deutschland, Deutschland, Hubert Alles ... or Khasbulat the daring at the Yankees.
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      4. +6
        31 March 2014 10: 54
        Mental disorder, naivety, error can be cured ... but stupidity is forever. (Darius (philosopher)
      5. +2
        31 March 2014 11: 21
        This is not insanity, it is already a paranoid syndrome, most likely infectious - from Brzezinski and Co. ...
      6. +5
        31 March 2014 11: 23
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there.

        That's right!
        Win protection ...
        But, probably, from such freaking more benefit than harm. They themselves discredit banderlogs and their ideas are better than any counter-propaganda.
        Unless absolutely stupid boys can buy such a poppycock.
        And we must quickly ask this "liar" gentleman: did you yourself come to the mobilization in order to then sit in a dirty trench on the border? Or has he intended himself to only agitate others? wink
      7. avg
        +6
        31 March 2014 11: 34
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic.
        Perhaps this is a delirium tremens.
        "Sumy - Partisan Territory" and right there "Newly appeared Gauleiter from United Russia." If we are Gauleiters, then why did St. George’s tape become "A ribbon of Colorado flowers". If Vladislav Ivchenko considers himself "The heir to Kovpak", then where "Guerrilla war with the Bolsheviks" And finally, the crown of creation “The media reported small shootings on the Ukrainian-Chinese border”. Looks like the guy could not resist the same "Moonshine as high as possible with fusel oils" that “Putin’s glorious warriors straight to Valhalla” should send went through. wassat
      8. +1
        31 March 2014 13: 28
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic.

        Worse. This is hereditary. The surname Ivchenko was formed using the suffix -enko. Initially, it had the following meanings: “small”, “young man”, “son”.

        Not grown from diapers yet.
      9. GRune
        +1
        31 March 2014 14: 36
        Read my mind ...
    2. DNX1970
      +1
      31 March 2014 10: 16
      He forgot to wash himself!
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    5. +4
      31 March 2014 10: 50
      Already recorded in a little list under the belt and the belt is cooked. http://youtu.be/jhMrbygM5Oc
    6. +4
      31 March 2014 11: 34
      And what did the submitter of this material want to surprise us with? We all know for a long time about the works of such figures with the schizophrenic-marasmic exception of the normal human brain.
      Nothing new has been written here. This is ordinary nonsense.
    7. +6
      31 March 2014 11: 43
      should go shots from grenade launchers and small arms
      forests in Sumy will be covered with leaves, the so-called "green" will appear
      Therefore, methyl alcohol and other drinks that send Putin's glorious warriors straight to Valhalla can be no less effective than machine guns.

      And so on, I laughed for a long time and strongly, another "Internet warrior" who did not serve in the army 100% is catching up with a blizzard, while they have similar personalities calling for such actions, I will sleep well.
      1. +3
        31 March 2014 12: 37
        Yeah, I especially liked it "
        the so-called "green" will appear, which was used by the partisans from Kovpak to Vietnam with Afghanistan.
        "especially cool green stuff was in Afghanistan. Especially cool"
        It should also be remembered: in Russia one of the highest levels of drug addiction in the world. Given that representatives of only the not too successful sections of the population are joining the Russian army, it can be assumed that the number of drug users among the liberating soldiers will be high.
        , AU Mowgli do not confuse the ass with your finger, we didn’t even have such an army in the 90s, So now it’s even more so. tilovaykrisa one hundred percent right, this goblin did not serve in the army, such pearls "should go shots from grenade launchers and small arms" can only be written by a person who is very far from the Armed Forces, who served him in his head just do not come up with such a moronic phrase what
    8. +2
      31 March 2014 11: 45
      The disease is progressing ... Never before could I imagine that a normal person could reach such insanity. Long zombie're coming out of the press seems to have made them themselves believe in their own delirium. It seems that the "occupants" will need not soldiers, but psychiatrists. And it will take a long time to heal ...
    9. -12
      31 March 2014 12: 54
      And how would we react if the Chinese in the 90s deprived us of the region where many Chinese live?
      1. +1
        31 March 2014 13: 04
        Quote: tforik
        And how would we react if the Chinese in the 90s deprived us of the region where many Chinese live?

        Do not confuse warm with soft.
      2. +1
        31 March 2014 13: 54
        How would we react if some Chinese "squeezed" from other Chinese the region where many Chinese live - yes, isosceles) Especially if this region with mainly Chinese asked for and held a referendum)))
    10. +3
      31 March 2014 13: 31
      Quote: paul1992
      insanity grew stronger ....


      After Sumy Crazy laughing Gogol is resting with his "Notes of a Madman" !!!
  2. +14
    31 March 2014 09: 51
    rare stupid person
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    1. +6
      31 March 2014 09: 52
      it’s amazing how propaganda affects people - a complete shutdown of mental abilities
      1. +1
        31 March 2014 10: 54
        Doubts gnaw at me - were there any mental abilities ... Or is this a way of mimicry? .. External conditions will change and "... our nightingale will sing other songs?"
      2. +6
        31 March 2014 10: 56
        It's easy for a fool to declare himself: remove the silencers, attach amplifiers. Take mom's pies and go to the forest. It is true that he will do there for three days without Internet and napkins.?
  4. Dimkapvo
    +31
    31 March 2014 09: 52
    Education - 0, knowledge of history - 0, brain - 0, thirst for popularity and grandmothers - 10000. Conclusion - an unwise person.
    1. +2
      31 March 2014 10: 30
      Quote: DimkaPVO
      Education - 0, knowledge of history - 0, brain - 0, thirst for popularity and grandmothers - 10000. Conclusion - an unwise person.

      Only from such popularity can bodily harm be received! Even lethal ones!
    2. +1
      31 March 2014 11: 22
      He’s just - KY !!!
  5. +6
    31 March 2014 09: 53
    Notes crazy, no more!
  6. HAM
    +13
    31 March 2014 09: 53
    Such nonsense that he didn’t finish reading. The user got into computer games, but life is different. P. S. Still read: insanity and nonsense.
  7. +8
    31 March 2014 09: 54
    Directly a strategist and tactician of the partisan movement, he foresaw everything ... In "Bad Company" he outplayed so much that New Kovpak's brains were so blown away ...
    1. +1
      31 March 2014 13: 06
      Quote: Altona
      Directly the strategist and tactics of the partisan movement, everything was envisaged ...

      Yes, Sidor Artemyevich never dreamed of this, otherwise he would have known that light small arms and green stuff are our everything.
  8. +14
    31 March 2014 09: 55
    Well, if such a nonsense is being printed, forgive me, but Ukraine does not have much time left, and the Gauleiters will not come from a single Russia but from Berlin, and the author should be treated in a madhouse and those who are like-minded people who printed this nonsense. I have a father from the Sumy region and there were partisans fighting with the Nazis, and this silkworm urges his brothers to fight, and no one is going to conquer, clown, what will he write in 2 months?
  9. +2
    31 March 2014 09: 55
    Straight Denis Davydov
    1. HAM
      +3
      31 March 2014 10: 38
      Denis Rodinu really defended, but this one will only flutter on the couch.
  10. +7
    31 March 2014 09: 56
    Delirium of the Maidanut ... Clinic! Well, he did not indicate the date - March 38 wassat
  11. +18
    31 March 2014 09: 56
    Blah blah blah, one hail system covers up to 1 ha of any surface, but I am silent about Pinocchio and its modification. Good luck fellow guerrillas
    1. +4
      31 March 2014 10: 06
      The hurricane and tornado are even bigger, and then you can plant a new forest
  12. +11
    31 March 2014 09: 56
    Nyahai is fighting. If there are no brains, the machine will not fix things ...
    1. +8
      31 March 2014 10: 05
      either shoots itself, or the machine breaks
      1. 0
        31 March 2014 22: 03
        Or lose
  13. +8
    31 March 2014 09: 58
    Yeah, yeah, as I understand it, I’ve now written down the tactics of guerrilla warfare absolutely clear to me, the main thing is to prepare moonshine and go into the woods, how can it live without an iPhone and the Internet?
    1. +9
      31 March 2014 10: 02
      Quote: Standard Oil
      and go into the woods

      Damn here, maybe the incident will happen in the fall, the leaves will fall and what to do wassat, with shouts we give up until spring to go out laughing
    2. +3
      31 March 2014 10: 10
      And he did not write that he would be the first or whatever else he would take turns to go to the forest to fight. He, with his knowledge of the Russian language, will "spy" in the ranks of the "fifth column", send messengers to the forest and sit in the Internet in the city (probably sniffing grass for further inspiration).
      1. 0
        31 March 2014 22: 07
        Will wage his "little war". When kissing, the priests will not use their tongue and sometimes (rarely) bite (gently)
  14. +5
    31 March 2014 09: 59
    JUDAS! and he dances ....
  15. +22
    31 March 2014 10: 02
    Chef! The client is ripe!
  16. +4
    31 March 2014 10: 02
    You know, set (+), OH ... DO NOT JUDGE, yes, I would like a complete la-li-ka-ba, .. and laughing Well what the hell bully - in life ... don’t go to mom,
    There are a lot of goats in this "non-profit estoria" .... recourse
  17. Kuzbassovets
    +9
    31 March 2014 10: 03
    the author simply lives in the middle of the 20th century until now, he has no idea what guerrillas are in terms of infrared sensors, motion sensors and other things. In the forest, he will hide))) for how long? Or a couple of other hailstones come up and the scribe only collects the chips for kindling ... Well, that’s the way.
    1. jjj
      +4
      31 March 2014 12: 19
      You can hide and not only in the forest. These sensors are complacency for the unsteady mind. A well-fed dog can often be much more useful than an expensive carriage
  18. +12
    31 March 2014 10: 04
    Guerrilla warfare in the forests - it's five !!!
    There are no more drones or satellites, the Russians drank everything.
    And in Ukraine, the Russians will come to steal vodka and tyrannize the unfortunate garages.
    Sorry for the boy, how is he going to live on?
    The Russians will not come, it was said - this is your country, sort it out yourself. Touch our - hit it painfully!

    And by the way, I have a question for the author of the article - are Ukrainian girls of the "oldest profession" in Russia, they are like - fancy girls or not. And then they enter into intimate relations with the Russians and even say they drink vodka in the saunas. Although I will not ask this question to the author, otherwise the brain will really explode, who will then work on hemp plantations in Ukraine.
  19. +5
    31 March 2014 10: 04
    Well, where do these come from, huh ?!
  20. Alejandro
    +7
    31 March 2014 10: 05
    It has been written many times that it’s scary - what propaganda does to seemingly normal people. This is all understandable - in Ukraine, the people’s brain has gone specifically.
    I am purely interested - and if the bloody putler (at the mention of the leader three times "throw the ridge" and recommend it to you! (Joke humor)) does not attack? If the Ukrainians don’t eat? How to live then snatut? you will have to work ... what can you do, they won't pay for the Maidan? New Greece in Europe?
    1. Kuzbassovets
      +5
      31 March 2014 10: 08
      there are fears (for me) that they themselves will attack when they realize that there’s nothing to live on and why not, in principle
    2. +4
      31 March 2014 10: 56
      The moron has a whole set of stamps. The Russians are alcoholics, drug addicts, there is confusion in the troops, but the brave Ukrainians will defeat everyone. In Ukraine, there is an open day in all psychiatric hospitals. Apparently from sprats infected with paranoia and megalomania. Who needs these rams to conquer them. Or is it a hidden dream of a masochist: "Well, conquer me, conquer me, please. What are you worth?"
  21. +7
    31 March 2014 10: 05
    the thirst for money and fame completely straightened all convolutions. What kind of machine is he? Judging by the mug in the photo, this is a typical couch guerrilla who successfully ran out of service in the Armed Forces and I suspect that he never went on a hike for several days, because there is no warm toilet.
    1. elga5
      +2
      31 March 2014 13: 31
      It seemed to me that there was some kind of hormonal disorder, I see the face of my aunt, covered with runny hairs. There are a lot of divorced warriors in general, not only in Ukraine.
      1. +1
        31 March 2014 14: 23
        Quote: elga5
        It seemed to me that there were some kind of hormonal disorders

        And, in my opinion, he just loves to devour. Which is very conducive to guerrilla warfare. And suffers from an inferiority complex - changes its image all the time. This is perhaps one of the most recent videos with him. It's from 1.02. standing at the top right with some ladle on his head in a black jacket with yellow stripes and a phone in his hand.
  22. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 07
    It’s immediately obvious that he received education in Ukraine
  23. Pit
    Pit
    +12
    31 March 2014 10: 07
    How subtly the author felt the situation, how carefully he worked out the tactics, how he calmly assessed the strategy. He’s just Napoleon and Kutuzov, in the same room laughing
    We are waiting, with new pearls, it’s really raised the mood good
  24. Boehmop
    +7
    31 March 2014 10: 07
    Here is what happens if there are no filters in the ears. The head becomes a garbage dump. You are not offended by a Russian, but by God with brains !!!
  25. +4
    31 March 2014 10: 07
    These are the sick people who make the sick, the whole society !!!
  26. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 08
    This in the asylum needs to play partisans.
  27. +10
    31 March 2014 10: 08
    Quote: maximus235
    What kind of machine is he? Judging by the mug in the photo, this is a typical couch guerrilla who successfully abandoned service in the Armed Forces and I suspect that he never went on a hike for several days, because there is no warm toilet.

    And here is the instruction !!
  28. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 08
    in vain his mother locked him in a black closet. and a normal person could have turned out.
  29. Andrey Ulyanovsky
    +2
    31 March 2014 10: 08
    Dude not in those hemispheres empty chases.
    Your mother, these "fighters against Russia" paper and keyboard stuck in 50-60 years. Where are you, good grandfather Darwin ???
  30. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 09
    This is evidence of Russia's loss in the information war.
    After Crimea, anti-Russian propaganda intensified many times, while pro-Russian propaganda practically disappeared. So the result is quite natural.
  31. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 09
    Quote: Sma11
    Chef! The client is ripe!
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/554/ctor405.gif Точно! Видно съел что-то вроде мухомора и запил чем-то весьма невкусным...!
  32. dronova
    +2
    31 March 2014 10: 09
    Yes. natural stupid man intoxicated by moonshine.
  33. +10
    31 March 2014 10: 10
    The experience of the war in Chechnya showed that Russian soldiers can do a lot of things, but they cannot help but drink.

    Yes, yes, yes, and yet they cannot help but play balalayka and dance with their beloved bear.
    When I saw the author's pug, I realized that he was a fierce Rex. "Rambus Divus". For him, it may be a revelation that an attempt to get drunk on a task or in security can end up with a bullet from his own people. Or pi * dulami of severe severity, at least. Because nobody wants to die because of the "sinegal".
  34. +10
    31 March 2014 10: 12
    It can be seen "mushrooms" from the morning overeat the author laughing
    Finally, let's dream about a future in which the media would report “about small skirmishes on the Ukrainian-Chinese border.”
    This of course you can dream of. And the reality will be different: Quiet bickering in Chinese rice fields in Ukraine, between Ukrainian farm laborers.
  35. +3
    31 March 2014 10: 12
    And I liked the idea of ​​renaming squares and streets! good
  36. +4
    31 March 2014 10: 12
    “No vodka! Go home!" - “And if I find it!” - and conduct coercion to hospitality. laughing In general, it seems that some Ashton wrote. Or rewrite the propaganda of the 40s, or something ...
  37. Vtel
    +3
    31 March 2014 10: 12
    Smoked like hemp, a horseradish writer. For a long time he will have to sit in the forest without grubs and wait for the Russian barbarians, as if later he would not ask us for a bread, from the EU only noodles are difficult to digest.
  38. sazhka4
    +6
    31 March 2014 10: 13
    In Uzbekistan, in the History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land .. In the outskirts. Agriculture, the domestication of pets and something else (you can’t catch up with them). What should the poor Russian do? Around the sages and only Vanka, knows nothing and does not know how ..
    1. +3
      31 March 2014 10: 20
      Well, of course we don’t know anything, it’s a shame to hear directly.

      And doesn’t it count to drink vodka with a bear while playing the balalaika?
      1. sazhka4
        +3
        31 March 2014 10: 53
        Quote: thrower
        And drinking vodka with a bear while playing the balalaika is no longer considered

        This is a "trend", I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, to put on all the Geyropaeans? Apparently they forgot that there are relatives in Russia? Nice, I like it. Who is not pidоr that Moskal.
    2. +2
      31 March 2014 10: 22
      sazhka4
      In Uzbekistan, in History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land .. In the outskirts. Agriculture, the domestication of pets and something else (you can’t catch up with them). What should the poor Russian do? Around the sages and only Vanka, knows nothing and does not know how ..

      Like what?! If all this gave birth to the Uzbek land and the outskirts .... Then, accordingly, the Pope was this "Poor" Russian! We will look where else to give birth! And where you don't need to do anything with your hands!
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  39. mamontoff1981
    +6
    31 March 2014 10: 14
    I remember a film about an American family who sat in a bunker for many years due to a nuclear strike by the USSR, which was not really there. fool
  40. +4
    31 March 2014 10: 14
    Yes, nonsense, but given the amount of this nonsense and the different direction of receipt - television, the press, the Internet - ordinary people will unconsciously believe this. And the bulk of the ordinary population will chew the chewing gum that their government will give them. As they said in the union - if only there was no war!

    We have to fight this - to track all the scribblers, start business on them in the Russian Federation, condemn in absentia to terms, fines for libel on the Russian Federation. So that they can sit in Ukrainian, because such people are not needed in Europe.
  41. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 14
    Quote: sazhka4
    In Uzbekistan, in History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land ..

    And, an hour, didn’t Turkmenbashi make such declarations? what
    1. sazhka4
      0
      31 March 2014 10: 22
      Quote: vzvodnik
      And, an hour, didn’t Turkmenbashi make such declarations?

      Smart heads though. They studied in the madrasah .. My children studied according to such a "textbook". (Turkmenbashi is Turkmenia. I'm talking about Uzbekistan). It's just that I'm Russian and it's easier for me to compare ... I checked the lessons and diaries myself
      ================================================== ===========
      I would like, developing these crazy fantasies, to promise in return carpet bombings, the sea of ​​napalm, ammunition of a volume explosion and tactical nuclear strikes
      ================================================== ==========
      It is unclear why immediately wave a nuclear club. There and Everywhere Simple People .. To level with the surface of the earth, there is an opportunity. Do we need it?
  42. 0
    31 March 2014 10: 16
    One would like, developing these delusional fantasies, to promise in return carpet bombings, a sea of ​​napalm, ammunition of a volume explosion and tactical nuclear strikes. Well, and in what kind of green are they stuck?
  43. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    This is what must be going on in your head to want to become a Ukrainian partisan: for whom? against who? the boy does not distinguish white from black. I feel sorry for him, they will merge their own, or the "warrior - de beat" will freeze in the forest
  44. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    This is what he licked to the Americans, but how deeply he licked ..... They sleep and see how Russians and Ukrainians will fight .... Lizun and only ....
  45. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    @ $ # @% $ aliens, just not my brain!
    1. +5
      31 March 2014 10: 23
      Looking at this guy for some reason I remembered a series of South Park called "Cartman and the Anal Probe" laughing
      1. sazhka4
        +1
        31 March 2014 12: 06
        Quote: thrower
        Looking at this guy for some reason I remembered a series of South Park called "Cartman and the Anal Probe" laughing

        Dumb and Dumber. The carnival continues .. Descendants will appreciate its volume. But we have not died yet. There is gunpowder in the flasks .. Civil war over the outskirts? Why not. I see no reason for concern .. People feel sorry.
  46. +4
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    another patient in a mental hospital
  47. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    Exactly - a clinic. Here it is the face of the "protector". And now, point by point:
    1. It is unlikely that this gentleman understands anything in the tactics of guerrilla warfare. And you don’t need to touch Kovpak - he actually strangled the fascists (more precisely, the national socialists)
    2. About 5 columns - as I wrote off myself, I made a mistake only in colors
    3. Regarding science fiction and the war with Russia - nonsense. We do not offend the slag ...
    4. All in all, just shake the air
  48. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    Look at the mug on this grumpy partisan, it can be seen from him that he, in addition to the mouse and claudia, didn’t hold any more horseradish in his hands - * submachine gun schizoid * !! He would have been sent to these forests and fully laid out, although I suspect that on the first couple of kilometers it will die completely and thoughts of partisanism themselves will disappear fool !!!
  49. +5
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    HUMAN! I wonder how long it will last in the forest without a mother’s hem and cutlets? Okay, his father can still instruct him how to make a fire from a box of matches, but his grandmother willn’t let him go anywhere and put him in a corner!
    1. +2
      31 March 2014 10: 25
      “So who are we going to send for intelligence?”
      - Of course, grandmother and grandfather.
      Let them be like two tourists
      Creep in three hundred kilometers
      To find out where the rockets are
      And where they sell sweets.
  50. W_M
    W_M
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 17
    But there is no war yet ...
    "The number of victims of poisoning with surrogate alcohol has increased to 44 people, 14 of them died.
    From a message from the administration of the Trans-Baikal Territory: “The alcohol-containing liquid that was poisoned in the Red Giant was in red plastic bottles with a label labeled“ Deer ”. About 30 liters of fluid were seized by police from one of the villagers. ”

    Read more: http://www.ntv.ru/novosti/861157#ixzz2xWCQCw8d
  51. 0
    31 March 2014 10: 19
    It's a pity for this man, he doesn't know what he's doing. Confused the concepts of cause and effect. Obsessed with the idea of ​​occupying Ukraine by Russia. All this is the result of long-term anti-Russian propaganda, a pathology, you know. Apparently the case is hopeless.
  52. WKS
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 19
    There is no emotional indignation described in the article, there is only a cold, rational plexus of journalistic cliches. The author is a typical representative of the corrupt press. Give him his price and tomorrow he will write a patriotic pro-Russian article.
  53. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 19
    There are no words, just drool... They all see war, Russia is conquering them all... and without us you will soon fall apart
  54. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 22
    He needs help to go to a good hospital. In the spring, many patients experience exacerbations. BUT all is not lost for him. wassat
  55. +6
    31 March 2014 10: 23
    They are kind of miserable.
  56. melkie
    +2
    31 March 2014 10: 23
    This citizen simply needs to see a psychiatrist in the near future.
  57. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 24
    Mental patient of Kashchinko hospital!
  58. dima 7
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 26
    sick hi some kind
  59. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 27
    Quote: Oleg Sobol
    But the reality will be different: Quiet bickering in Chinese rice fields in Ukraine, between Ukrainian farm laborers.

    That's five points!!! Well said! :)
  60. Equitable
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 30
    Dear, you don’t need to let your illness go so deep, the world-famous Kashpirovsky will help you if you tie him tightly to your back; in case of failure, come to Russia, we’ll put you in a very good clinic and obviously for a long time, so in your situation, I mean, with your illness, you should worry about the war You don’t need it so much, you simply won’t notice it during the period of treatment - success and health for you.
  61. ed65b
    +3
    31 March 2014 10: 30
    Maybe he should be stolen and sent to the Caucasus, so that he can smell the partisan reality in real life under the strict leadership of Ramzan Akhmatovich?
  62. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 31
    http://www.diletant.ru/articles/19832712/
    Ivchenko is a member of the international sect of assholes.
  63. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 31
    What was it? Doctor! Doctor urgently!
  64. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 33
    Delirium of a psychiatric patient at Kashchenko Hospital
  65. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 33
    Gesheftmakher ordinary. Under any government he feels good, as long as they pay the money. If pro-Russian people come to power or Ukraine becomes part of Russia, he will praise the new government. , in a word, finished angry
  66. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 38
    It is clear that the most useful experience is guerrilla warfare. The first thing that Putin’s occupiers will see when they enter the territory of the region is the statement “Sumy region is a partisan region”
    what I didn’t really see any forests there... Well, maybe the partisans could hide in the corn... True, taking into account the zeal of the new authorities during the sowing campaign, it will be problematic to hide there... Forest plantations? what They'll knock you out! recourse And very soon Yes ... In general: the new Sumy partisans will need to develop some new tactics...
  67. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 39
    Excellent portrait of the author! I look and can’t get enough of it...Esso craniometrists would be delighted with such a vivid example of stupidity, the intellect is so rushing!!!!!
    If you don’t believe me, imagine a portrait of Lavrov nearby...
  68. BAT
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 41
    The Sumy region has gone through many wars, but apparently not all war patients were killed. There's only one left like this. The guy has a specific clinic and medicine is powerless in this case.
    1. AVIATOR36662
      +1
      31 March 2014 10: 53
      Unfortunately, such comrades are a dime a dozen in today’s independent industry. They only pay for such “insanity.” For simple broadcasting of news from Russia, face to face on the table. About your own opinion, different from the Banderlogs, the threat of physical “wanting.” Time heals insanity.
  69. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 42
    Cool, woman with a beard.
  70. Alejandro
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 46
    Quote: Kuzbassovets
    there are fears (for me) that they themselves will attack when they realize that there’s nothing to live on and why not, in principle

    it will be sad. It will be worse if they stage a provocation and put it out like in 080808, they say the ruzge themselves attacked you, I’m guilty!! 11rass
  71. Scaramaks
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 47
    Stupid brat! Machine gun, partisans, occupiers... I learned smart words. I would sit in my scary shooters and keep my head down.
  72. Gur
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 48
    The only shame is that there are people who believe in it and support it.
  73. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 48
    this horse writes tramadol .shirka ketamines where are you fumbling around in the question nonsense of Sumy mushrooms too much pinching like not childish but about the forest how do you get together don’t forget the mosquito repellent they don’t give a damn if you’re a partisan or just stupid
  74. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 49
    What kind of nonsense is this p.i.d.o.r.k. He’s stoned or something.
  75. 0
    31 March 2014 10: 49
    Tramadol, ketamines, shirk - all this will be the main goals of people in camouflage (of course, after protecting the Russian-speaking population from Bendera).
    That’s how much knowledge the guy has, he’s apparently experienced.
    Most of all, is the Wi-Fi coverage in the Sumy forests sufficient for guerrilla warfare? Otherwise they will not be able to fight - not a day without Internet activity. This is how I imagine the news from the front on the patriots’ website - “Today we stopped at Bear Creek, I wrote 200 words. Victory and glory will come soon...”
  76. Gur
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 49
    By the way, Muzychko forgot to read the article otherwise he might still be alive am
  77. Ujin61
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 50
    THE FACE AND REFLECTIONS OF A TYPICAL PERSON WITH AN EXTRA CHROMOSOME IN THE GENES. Maydown, what to take from him.
  78. +2
    31 March 2014 10: 51
    There are no words, MORON. The diagnosis is final and not subject to discussion.
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  79. Simonov
    0
    31 March 2014 10: 51
    This journalist is clearly a paid-for journalist. In the first days after the Crimean referendum, I read Sumy forums - I wonder what the townspeople are writing about. Everything is quiet and smooth. “Mobilization has been announced - well, they are!”, “They are asking for money for the army - but I only have 10 hryvnia, should I send something?”, “The deputy mayor spoke on the Maidan - on the third night his car burned down in Sumy.”
    There is a purposeful intensification of psychosis and opposition to the “aggressor” is invented.
  80. Not angry
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 52
    It's all fun. If only it weren't so sad. And there are more and more such believers, and this is no longer funny. Such people will stir up a provocation, and Russia will again be to blame. It’s not for nothing that they are now trumpeting this all over the world.
  81. KAZ
    KAZ
    +1
    31 March 2014 10: 52
    In vain we look for logic and consistency in this “work”. Read for example censor.net.ua (especially the comments). Read not for enlightenment, but to understand how people live there. Of course, there are many provocateurs there, but there are also plenty of ordinary people. After reading it, it will become clear that such nonsense is like static electricity - you don’t want it, but it is induced.
  82. 11111mail.ru
    +2
    31 March 2014 10: 52
    And we are surprised: who signed up to join the Fritz in the Khivi? But at least this one was deciphered, but how much of this trash do we have? Democracy...
  83. 0
    31 March 2014 10: 56
    Yes, someone needs you. Rip out the Westerners and let them gnaw at each other out of anger. There will be no money from the East, and the EU won’t fork out much!
  84. +1
    31 March 2014 10: 59
    It seems that in Ukraine everyone is a member of the Communist Party, or Bonaparte, or the Prince of Savoy, but there is no one to fight. Like in the movie "Two Comrades Served"
  85. +1
    31 March 2014 11: 02
    Another idiot. Instead of doing business, they fill their heads with all sorts of nonsense. He needs a belt on his ass
    1. 11111mail.ru
      0
      April 1 2014 05: 27
      Quote: NKVD
      He needs a belt on his ass

      A portion of lead, to the back of the head.
  86. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 02
    The author can only answer this way: Your thoughts are so brilliant that the orderlies have already arrived
  87. +3
    31 March 2014 11: 03
    And from the photo he looks like a typical representative of keyboard action movies. Middle-aged, a doughy dreamer. Computer games without parental control are evil.
  88. johnsnz
    0
    31 March 2014 11: 04
    This is a feuilleton, brothers, can’t you see it? Healthy self-criticism))
  89. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 06
    I found more front-line soldiers in the army. They talked about Ukraine in a different way
  90. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 12
    There is a big vinaigrette in the head of the comrade. I put everything in a heap. I like reading pearls about the war, written by gentlemen who saw it in the movies... fool
  91. sazhka4
    +1
    31 March 2014 11: 17
    It is clear that the rapture is over. now it's time to work. AND THIS TURNS OUT TO BE a “problem”
  92. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 22
    The guy has absolutely no understanding of military realities.
  93. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 23
    Field Marshal of the sofa troops.
  94. +2
    31 March 2014 11: 27
    But they believe in everything that is said. Therefore, it is necessary to carefully, without banter or insults, put them on their shoulder blades. So there will be an ideological war. I suggest posting more facts (including documentary ones) on the forum.
  95. sazhka4
    0
    31 March 2014 11: 33
    Ugh. how cool and patriotic.. Breathtaking..
  96. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 33
    Probably, you shouldn’t insult morons by comparing them to the author of this article...
  97. Good Dad
    0
    31 March 2014 11: 38
    Where do these stupid people come from???? Where did it grow???? Who gives birth to them???? Emotions overflowing!!!
  98. 0
    31 March 2014 11: 39
    Banderlog - there is banderlog...... only the guillotine will help here. The brain - well, sooooo much s...an...
  99. WORD
    +2
    31 March 2014 11: 45
    As my friend says, “only mass executions will help”... It is useless to treat, they have been raised this way for more than one generation, that’s the problem. With the connivance of the Ukrainian authorities, starting with the collapse of the USSR, Bandera's western Ukraine advanced its ideology and its national. propaganda to the Southeast.
    1. 0
      31 March 2014 12: 35
      This is targeted propaganda and it is not unique to Ukraine.
  100. +1
    31 March 2014 11: 49
    it’s clear from him that he didn’t hold a damn thing in his hands other than a mouse and keyboard

    Spoon and fork during the day and at first d.r.o.h.i.l. under the blanket

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