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How to bring bread and salt to the invaders

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We offer the publication of the editor of the Sumy site dancor Vladislav Ivchenko. The Ukrainian authorities, it seems, do not care that the mass media incite interethnic strife. And between whom! Between the people, which is inseparable.


It is noteworthy that the author writes in Russian. What, then, is it different from the Russians? Directed by Vladimir Bortko, who shot the brilliant film “Heart of a Dog”, also asked this question: “What is the difference between Russian and Ukrainian? Nothing! ”Our neighbor Vladislav Ivchenko has a different opinion. He is ready to meet the "aggressors" with a gun - he wrote about it himself. Obsessive thoughts do not give him rest. Here is his article.

How to bring bread and salt to the invaders
Vladislav Ivchenko


Since the threat of a Russian invasion of the Sumy region is still quite real, we can and should reanimate the experience of our grandparents who survived the German occupation.

It is clear that the most rewarding experience is guerrilla warfare. The first thing that Putin's invaders will see when they enter the territory of the region is the statement “Sumy - partisan region”. For approval must go grenade launchers and small rifle. weapons.

On the arm of the resistance movement will be the fact that within a few weeks the forests in Sumshchina will be covered with foliage, a so-called "green paint" will appear, which was used by partisans from Kovpak to Vietnam with Afghanistan.

It is clear that traditionally the Spadshchansky forest should perform well. It is close to the Kiev-Moscow highway, along which newly-born gauleiters from United Russia will ride. However, under the Sumy there are not weak forest tracts, which hospitably open their green covers for citizens who do not want to join the “Russian World” of the Khebistsky spill, which the Kremlin tyrant wants to regale.

The traditions of the southern Sumy region, where the guerrilla war with the Bolsheviks continued to the Holodomor, should not be forgotten either. It seems that in Romny or Akhtyrka "Colorado" will be no less hot than in Sumy.

In addition to his own, homegrown, experience, it is necessary to use the experience of other nations, faced with the rashist invasion. The experience of the war in Chechnya showed: Russian soldiers can do a lot of things, but they cannot but drink. Therefore, methyl alcohol and other beverages that send Putin’s glorious warriors straight to Valhalla can be no less effective than machine guns.

Posters "No vodka! Go home! ”, Which the Czechs hung up during the invasion of the Soviet troops, is less desirable, because the armed citizens of the“ Russian world ”can always say:“ And if I find it! ”- and conduct compulsion to hospitality. Here it can be useful to reserve the moonshine as possible with a higher content of fusel oils. A Russian soldier will drink everything, but his liver will not cope with everything. However, the owners of grocery stores are waiting (in case of occupation) hard times, because Russian hussars don’t give money, especially for vodka. The fate of our distillery is also easy to imagine.

Also, remember: in Russia, one of the highest levels of drug addiction in the world. Considering that only representatives of less fortunate segments of the population join the Russian army, one can assume that the number of drug users among the soldiers-liberators will be high. Tramadol, ketamines, shirka - all this will be the main goals of people in camouflage (of course, after the protection of the Russian-speaking population from Bendera).

We must not forget that in the event of the invasion of the rashist hordes in the Sumy region there will necessarily be a fifth column of citizens who will quickly be dressed in ribbons of “Colorado” colors and fall into ecstasy of union with the Old Tzarish people. Well, this is the case: during a flood, not the salt of the earth always emerges, but something worse.

The experience of the German occupation of Sumy shows: schools and hospitals for Aboriginal people will be closed, but they will rename the streets. Independence Square will be the Reunion Square, Shevchenko Avenue will be returned to the bright name of Karl Marx, the Cathedral will be renamed the Cathedral MP, and Sumy has all the chances to get a new name. United Russia? Kiselevgrad? Koniburg? (Recall: Horses are Vladimir Putin's favorite dog.) Perhaps Sumy will be completely demolished. Or it will be transferred somewhere to the Far East, where the Russian-speaking population will successfully be replaced by the Chinese.

Finally, let us dream of a future in which the media would report "about small skirmishes on the Ukrainian-Chinese border." It seems fantastic, but a month ago the war with Russia seemed no less fantastic. And here she is.
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  1. paul1992
    paul1992 31 March 2014 09: 51
    +32
    insanity grew stronger ....
    1. smel
      smel 31 March 2014 09: 58
      +46
      Quote: paul1992
      insanity grew stronger ....

      This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there. To ask the French socialists, so sweet to the Ukrainian nationalists, the guillotine. And put it on the central square of Sumy for edification
      1. Slavapom
        Slavapom 31 March 2014 10: 04
        +60
        Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser. I also found a partisan, and I won’t be a partisan myself, but incites normal people, a fopku, to wean him from the computer and the Internet for life.
        1. major071
          major071 31 March 2014 10: 08
          +27
          I'm just crazy about this "hack". Apparently the computer has not played enough. Everything is clear, a difficult childhood, wooden toys nailed to the floor. laughing
          1. infinite silence ...
            infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 47
            +10
            hard childhood, wooden toys,


            and obviously - a lack of vitamins affected the mental development of this squalor.
            1. jjj
              jjj 31 March 2014 12: 09
              +7
              And there are at least half of them, and maybe two-thirds. Nothing, hunger is not an aunt;
        2. ed65b
          ed65b 31 March 2014 10: 26
          +19
          Quote: Slavapom
          Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser. I also found a partisan, and I won’t be a partisan myself, but incites normal people, a fopku, to wean him from the computer and the Internet for life.

          he will not only not be partisan, but will immediately join the activists and personally will help to catch Bandera in the forests, everything is written on the face.
          1. Canep
            Canep 31 March 2014 10: 44
            +11
            Finally, let's dream about a future in which the media would report "on small shootings on the Ukrainian-Chinese border."
            It seems that last year hemp was ugly for fame; it was not in vain that mattresses gathered to buy it in Ukraine.
          2. Anper
            Anper 31 March 2014 11: 17
            +7
            Quote: ed65b
            immediately enroll in activists

            For reference. Ivchenko is a scholar of the Rinat Akhmetov Charitable Foundation. He began writing in Ukrainian at the age of 28. Editor of the Sumy newspaper "Dankor". I will give one note in his newspaper in full and a couple of comments to this article.

            In Sumy, provocateurs again help Russian propaganda (photo)
            Unknown vandals smashed a plaque to the Hero of the Soviet Union Fedor Dudnik.

            Remains of a plaque smashed by provocateurs
            Eugene Put
            This was reported by Sumy journalist Yevgeny Polozhy, who wrote on Facebook on the afternoon of March 30: “They honored the Heavenly Hundred in Sumy. Sincere, calm people, eyes full of sorrow. After 50 meters, we suddenly see - someone broke the memorial plaque of the hero of the USSR, a military pilot. Wow, you guessed it, the bastards - to 40 days from the date of death of the heroes of the Maidan. We are waiting for the note of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation (Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, ed.), The last time it was published just two hours later. ”

            Recall that Sumy provocateurs work in amazing unity with the Russian Foreign Ministry. Which very quickly reported the desecration of the Glory Memorial in Sumy (unknown provocateurs threw garbage bags on the Memorial) and the allegedly preparing assault on the Transfiguration Cathedral (there was no assault). We are waiting for the next statement by the Russian Foreign Ministry about fascist youths in Sumy.

            And here are the comments.
            Tourist
            Yesterday 15: 13
            ivchenko, yes you lifted up already nonsense to write one-sided. Write niche as Nuland was handing out cookies, but what a gull so wondrous was on the Maidan. And then American aggression already overslept


            Guest
            Yesterday 15: 27
            We are waiting for the next statement by the Russian Foreign Ministry about fascist youths in Sumy.
            =============== That's right, you need to close your eyes and moo about the fact that there was nothing. Well or as usual - someone pumped up natsyuk pants;))))


            Elena K
            Yesterday 16: 30
            Now, in order not to compare, the Russians are to blame. How much can you drive !! It's time to admit that they themselves are to blame. With whom on the Independence Square - get, sign.
        3. plut-k
          plut-k 31 March 2014 11: 05
          +8
          if this is removed from the Internet, he will hang himself
        4. Siberian19
          Siberian19 31 March 2014 11: 05
          +24
          here he is! a real Bandera! laughing
          1. demon184
            demon184 31 March 2014 11: 35
            +6
            the current is not like a bullet but like diarrhea
          2. TS3sta3
            TS3sta3 31 March 2014 12: 33
            +4
            people, play sports, and you will look the same as this ...
        5. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 44
          +11
          If football is the foot of the ball, then facebook is the book in the face. In this case, everything is logical.
          Gamer. . Jonah.

          he himself will not partisan but incite normal people to it

          These are usually among those who bring bread and salt to ANYONE, if only they do not turn off the Internet, otherwise there will be no place to show their vile essence. In real life, he will clean any boot.
        6. rolik
          rolik 31 March 2014 12: 47
          +5
          Quote: Slavapom
          Revelations of a gamer-nerd-loser.

          remember this face. You will see this in Russia (I hope) you know what will have to be done with this Sumy "partisan".
        7. acute
          acute 31 March 2014 14: 11
          +3
          But more recently, Sumy was a Russian city
          1. aleks 62
            aleks 62 31 March 2014 14: 23
            +3
            ... I was there until such raguli from the zapadenshchenka arrived there ... In general, Yushchenko was also from Sumy province .... I recommend the aphthar of the article to drink Valerian and iodine (helps in mental development) ....
        8. CALL.
          CALL. 31 March 2014 15: 39
          +2
          The experience of the German occupation of Sumy testifies: Aboriginal schools and hospitals will be closed,

          Ukraine, occupied and raped by the Yashists



          The diagnosis is confirmed - Russophobe is I @ IOT, DEBIL and MORAL URO @.
          In addition to lies, provocations and meanness, the Anglo-Saxons have nothing against us.
      2. samoletil18
        samoletil18 31 March 2014 10: 38
        +7
        Quote: smel
        Quote: paul1992
        insanity grew stronger ....

        This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there. To ask the French socialists, so sweet to the Ukrainian nationalists, the guillotine. And put it on the central square of Sumy for edification

        Everything is easier. CAREERISM. The new authorities will notice this contraceptive and take off will begin. When changing power, other songs will be sung. And if they don’t notice? And if the southeast itself separates from Ukraine? And if you do not have time to escape? Stupid risk! You can not guess and get.
        Do not minus the author with VO;
        1. sso-xnumx
          sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 11: 26
          +3
          I agree. The Germans will come and drag on "Unharness the horses' clap" to the music of Deutschland, Deutschland, Hubert Alles ... or Khasbulat the daring at the Yankees.
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      4. polite people
        polite people 31 March 2014 10: 54
        +6
        Mental disorder, naivety, error can be cured ... but stupidity is forever. (Darius (philosopher)
      5. sso-xnumx
        sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 11: 21
        +2
        This is not insanity, it is already a paranoid syndrome, most likely infectious - from Brzezinski and Co. ...
      6. Alekseev
        Alekseev 31 March 2014 11: 23
        +5
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic. There is only one cure for such thoughts - it is cutting off the head, anyway there is no brain there.

        That's right!
        Win protection ...
        But, probably, from such freaking more benefit than harm. They themselves discredit banderlogs and their ideas are better than any counter-propaganda.
        Unless absolutely stupid boys can buy such a poppycock.
        And we must quickly ask this "liar" gentleman: did you yourself come to the mobilization in order to then sit in a dirty trench on the border? Or has he intended himself to only agitate others? wink
      7. avg
        avg 31 March 2014 11: 34
        +6
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic.
        Perhaps this is a delirium tremens.
        "Sumy - Partisan Territory" and right there "Newly appeared Gauleiter from United Russia." If we are Gauleiters, then why did St. George’s tape become "A ribbon of Colorado flowers". If Vladislav Ivchenko considers himself "The heir to Kovpak", then where "Guerrilla war with the Bolsheviks" And finally, the crown of creation “The media reported small shootings on the Ukrainian-Chinese border”. Looks like the guy could not resist the same "Moonshine as high as possible with fusel oils" that “Putin’s glorious warriors straight to Valhalla” should send went through. wassat
      8. Cherdak
        Cherdak 31 March 2014 13: 28
        +1
        Quote: smel
        This is not insanity. A clinic.

        Worse. This is hereditary. The surname Ivchenko was formed using the suffix -enko. Initially, it had the following meanings: “small”, “young man”, “son”.

        Not grown from diapers yet.
      9. GRune
        GRune 31 March 2014 14: 36
        +1
        Read my mind ...
    2. DNX1970
      DNX1970 31 March 2014 10: 16
      +1
      He forgot to wash himself!
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    5. polite people
      polite people 31 March 2014 10: 50
      +4
      Already recorded in a little list under the belt and the belt is cooked. http://youtu.be/jhMrbygM5Oc
    6. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 31 March 2014 11: 34
      +4
      And what did the submitter of this material want to surprise us with? We all know for a long time about the works of such figures with the schizophrenic-marasmic exception of the normal human brain.
      Nothing new has been written here. This is ordinary nonsense.
    7. tilovaykrisa
      tilovaykrisa 31 March 2014 11: 43
      +6
      should go shots from grenade launchers and small arms
      forests in Sumy will be covered with leaves, the so-called "green" will appear
      Therefore, methyl alcohol and other drinks that send Putin's glorious warriors straight to Valhalla can be no less effective than machine guns.

      And so on, I laughed for a long time and strongly, another "Internet warrior" who did not serve in the army 100% is catching up with a blizzard, while they have similar personalities calling for such actions, I will sleep well.
      1. Vedmed_23
        Vedmed_23 31 March 2014 12: 37
        +3
        Yeah, I especially liked it "
        the so-called "green" will appear, which was used by the partisans from Kovpak to Vietnam with Afghanistan.
        "especially cool green stuff was in Afghanistan. Especially cool"
        It should also be remembered: in Russia one of the highest levels of drug addiction in the world. Given that representatives of only the not too successful sections of the population are joining the Russian army, it can be assumed that the number of drug users among the liberating soldiers will be high.
        , AU Mowgli do not confuse the ass with your finger, we didn’t even have such an army in the 90s, So now it’s even more so. tilovaykrisa one hundred percent right, this goblin did not serve in the army, such pearls "should go shots from grenade launchers and small arms" can only be written by a person who is very far from the Armed Forces, who served him in his head just do not come up with such a moronic phrase what
    8. Ross
      Ross 31 March 2014 11: 45
      +2
      The disease is progressing ... Never before could I imagine that a normal person could reach such insanity. Long zombie're coming out of the press seems to have made them themselves believe in their own delirium. It seems that the "occupants" will need not soldiers, but psychiatrists. And it will take a long time to heal ...
    9. tforik
      tforik 31 March 2014 12: 54
      -12%
      And how would we react if the Chinese in the 90s deprived us of the region where many Chinese live?
      1. Vladimirets
        Vladimirets 31 March 2014 13: 04
        +1
        Quote: tforik
        And how would we react if the Chinese in the 90s deprived us of the region where many Chinese live?

        Do not confuse warm with soft.
      2. Docent1984
        Docent1984 31 March 2014 13: 54
        +1
        How would we react if some Chinese "squeezed" from other Chinese the region where many Chinese live - yes, isosceles) Especially if this region with mainly Chinese asked for and held a referendum)))
    10. rasputin17
      rasputin17 31 March 2014 13: 31
      +3
      Quote: paul1992
      insanity grew stronger ....


      After Sumy Crazy laughing Gogol is resting with his "Notes of a Madman" !!!
  2. Poppy
    Poppy 31 March 2014 09: 51
    +14
    rare stupid person
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    1. Poppy
      Poppy 31 March 2014 09: 52
      +6
      it’s amazing how propaganda affects people - a complete shutdown of mental abilities
      1. Kahlan amnell
        Kahlan amnell 31 March 2014 10: 54
        +1
        Doubts gnaw at me - were there any mental abilities ... Or is this a way of mimicry? .. External conditions will change and "... our nightingale will sing other songs?"
      2. polite people
        polite people 31 March 2014 10: 56
        +6
        It's easy for a fool to declare himself: remove the silencers, attach amplifiers. Take mom's pies and go to the forest. It is true that he will do there for three days without Internet and napkins.?
  4. Dimkapvo
    Dimkapvo 31 March 2014 09: 52
    +31
    Education - 0, knowledge of history - 0, brain - 0, thirst for popularity and grandmothers - 10000. Conclusion - an unwise person.
    1. serega.fedotov
      serega.fedotov 31 March 2014 10: 30
      +2
      Quote: DimkaPVO
      Education - 0, knowledge of history - 0, brain - 0, thirst for popularity and grandmothers - 10000. Conclusion - an unwise person.

      Only from such popularity can bodily harm be received! Even lethal ones!
    2. sso-xnumx
      sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 11: 22
      +1
      He’s just - KY !!!
  5. avant-garde
    avant-garde 31 March 2014 09: 53
    +6
    Notes crazy, no more!
  6. HAM
    HAM 31 March 2014 09: 53
    +13
    Such nonsense that he didn’t finish reading. The user got into computer games, but life is different. P. S. Still read: insanity and nonsense.
  7. Altona
    Altona 31 March 2014 09: 54
    +8
    Directly a strategist and tactician of the partisan movement, he foresaw everything ... In "Bad Company" he outplayed so much that New Kovpak's brains were so blown away ...
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 31 March 2014 13: 06
      +1
      Quote: Altona
      Directly the strategist and tactics of the partisan movement, everything was envisaged ...

      Yes, Sidor Artemyevich never dreamed of this, otherwise he would have known that light small arms and green stuff are our everything.
  8. ArhipenkoAndrey
    ArhipenkoAndrey 31 March 2014 09: 55
    +14
    Well, if such a nonsense is being printed, forgive me, but Ukraine does not have much time left, and the Gauleiters will not come from a single Russia but from Berlin, and the author should be treated in a madhouse and those who are like-minded people who printed this nonsense. I have a father from the Sumy region and there were partisans fighting with the Nazis, and this silkworm urges his brothers to fight, and no one is going to conquer, clown, what will he write in 2 months?
  9. visitor
    visitor 31 March 2014 09: 55
    +2
    Straight Denis Davydov
    1. HAM
      HAM 31 March 2014 10: 38
      +3
      Denis Rodinu really defended, but this one will only flutter on the couch.
  10. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 31 March 2014 09: 56
    +7
    Delirium of the Maidanut ... Clinic! Well, he did not indicate the date - March 38 wassat
  11. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time 31 March 2014 09: 56
    +18
    Blah blah blah, one hail system covers up to 1 ha of any surface, but I am silent about Pinocchio and its modification. Good luck fellow guerrillas
    1. Narkom
      Narkom 31 March 2014 10: 06
      +4
      The hurricane and tornado are even bigger, and then you can plant a new forest
  12. erased
    erased 31 March 2014 09: 56
    +11
    Nyahai is fighting. If there are no brains, the machine will not fix things ...
    1. thrower
      thrower 31 March 2014 10: 05
      +8
      either shoots itself, or the machine breaks
      1. Vasyan1971
        Vasyan1971 31 March 2014 22: 03
        0
        Or lose
  13. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 31 March 2014 09: 58
    +8
    Yeah, yeah, as I understand it, I’ve now written down the tactics of guerrilla warfare absolutely clear to me, the main thing is to prepare moonshine and go into the woods, how can it live without an iPhone and the Internet?
    1. avant-garde
      avant-garde 31 March 2014 10: 02
      +9
      Quote: Standard Oil
      and go into the woods

      Damn here, maybe the incident will happen in the fall, the leaves will fall and what to do wassat, with shouts we give up until spring to go out laughing
    2. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 31 March 2014 10: 10
      +3
      And he did not write that he would be the first or whatever else he would take turns to go to the forest to fight. He, with his knowledge of the Russian language, will "spy" in the ranks of the "fifth column", send messengers to the forest and sit in the Internet in the city (probably sniffing grass for further inspiration).
      1. Vasyan1971
        Vasyan1971 31 March 2014 22: 07
        0
        Will wage his "little war". When kissing, the priests will not use their tongue and sometimes (rarely) bite (gently)
  14. chuma_velikiy
    chuma_velikiy 31 March 2014 09: 59
    +5
    JUDAS! and he dances ....
  15. Sma11
    Sma11 31 March 2014 10: 02
    +22
    Chef! The client is ripe!
  16. Name
    Name 31 March 2014 10: 02
    +4
    You know, set (+), OH ... DO NOT JUDGE, yes, I would like a complete la-li-ka-ba, .. and laughing Well what the hell bully - in life ... don’t go to mom,
    There are a lot of goats in this "non-profit estoria" .... recourse
  17. Kuzbassovets
    Kuzbassovets 31 March 2014 10: 03
    +9
    the author simply lives in the middle of the 20th century until now, he has no idea what guerrillas are in terms of infrared sensors, motion sensors and other things. In the forest, he will hide))) for how long? Or a couple of other hailstones come up and the scribe only collects the chips for kindling ... Well, that’s the way.
    1. jjj
      jjj 31 March 2014 12: 19
      +4
      You can hide and not only in the forest. These sensors are complacency for the unsteady mind. A well-fed dog can often be much more useful than an expensive carriage
  18. thrower
    thrower 31 March 2014 10: 04
    +12
    Guerrilla warfare in the forests - it's five !!!
    There are no more drones or satellites, the Russians drank everything.
    And in Ukraine, the Russians will come to steal vodka and tyrannize the unfortunate garages.
    Sorry for the boy, how is he going to live on?
    The Russians will not come, it was said - this is your country, sort it out yourself. Touch our - hit it painfully!

    And by the way, I have a question for the author of the article - are Ukrainian girls of the "oldest profession" in Russia, they are like - fancy girls or not. And then they enter into intimate relations with the Russians and even say they drink vodka in the saunas. Although I will not ask this question to the author, otherwise the brain will really explode, who will then work on hemp plantations in Ukraine.
  19. vzvodnik
    vzvodnik 31 March 2014 10: 04
    +5
    Well, where do these come from, huh ?!
  20. Alejandro
    Alejandro 31 March 2014 10: 05
    +7
    It has been written many times that it’s scary - what propaganda does to seemingly normal people. This is all understandable - in Ukraine, the people’s brain has gone specifically.
    I am purely interested - and if the bloody putler (at the mention of the leader three times "throw the ridge" and recommend it to you! (Joke humor)) does not attack? If the Ukrainians don’t eat? How to live then snatut? you will have to work ... what can you do, they won't pay for the Maidan? New Greece in Europe?
    1. Kuzbassovets
      Kuzbassovets 31 March 2014 10: 08
      +5
      there are fears (for me) that they themselves will attack when they realize that there’s nothing to live on and why not, in principle
    2. Walk
      Walk 31 March 2014 10: 56
      +4
      The moron has a whole set of stamps. The Russians are alcoholics, drug addicts, there is confusion in the troops, but the brave Ukrainians will defeat everyone. In Ukraine, there is an open day in all psychiatric hospitals. Apparently from sprats infected with paranoia and megalomania. Who needs these rams to conquer them. Or is it a hidden dream of a masochist: "Well, conquer me, conquer me, please. What are you worth?"
  21. maximus235
    maximus235 31 March 2014 10: 05
    +7
    the thirst for money and fame completely straightened all convolutions. What kind of machine is he? Judging by the mug in the photo, this is a typical couch guerrilla who successfully ran out of service in the Armed Forces and I suspect that he never went on a hike for several days, because there is no warm toilet.
    1. elga5
      elga5 31 March 2014 13: 31
      +2
      It seemed to me that there was some kind of hormonal disorder, I see the face of my aunt, covered with runny hairs. There are a lot of divorced warriors in general, not only in Ukraine.
      1. Anper
        Anper 31 March 2014 14: 23
        +1
        Quote: elga5
        It seemed to me that there were some kind of hormonal disorders

        And, in my opinion, he just loves to devour. Which is very conducive to guerrilla warfare. And suffers from an inferiority complex - changes its image all the time. This is perhaps one of the most recent videos with him. It's from 1.02. standing at the top right with some ladle on his head in a black jacket with yellow stripes and a phone in his hand.
  22. Tima
    Tima 31 March 2014 10: 07
    +6
    It’s immediately obvious that he received education in Ukraine
  23. Pit
    Pit 31 March 2014 10: 07
    +12
    How subtly the author felt the situation, how carefully he worked out the tactics, how he calmly assessed the strategy. He’s just Napoleon and Kutuzov, in the same room laughing
    We are waiting, with new pearls, it’s really raised the mood good
  24. Boehmop
    Boehmop 31 March 2014 10: 07
    +7
    Here is what happens if there are no filters in the ears. The head becomes a garbage dump. You are not offended by a Russian, but by God with brains !!!
  25. apolenkov
    apolenkov 31 March 2014 10: 07
    +4
    These are the sick people who make the sick, the whole society !!!
  26. Orik
    Orik 31 March 2014 10: 08
    +6
    This in the asylum needs to play partisans.
  27. vzvodnik
    vzvodnik 31 March 2014 10: 08
    +10
    Quote: maximus235
    What kind of machine is he? Judging by the mug in the photo, this is a typical couch guerrilla who successfully abandoned service in the Armed Forces and I suspect that he never went on a hike for several days, because there is no warm toilet.

    And here is the instruction !!
  28. ysychyov
    ysychyov 31 March 2014 10: 08
    +2
    in vain his mother locked him in a black closet. and a normal person could have turned out.
  29. Andrey Ulyanovsky
    Andrey Ulyanovsky 31 March 2014 10: 08
    +2
    Dude not in those hemispheres empty chases.
    Your mother, these "fighters against Russia" paper and keyboard stuck in 50-60 years. Where are you, good grandfather Darwin ???
  30. vladek64
    vladek64 31 March 2014 10: 09
    +1
    This is evidence of Russia's loss in the information war.
    After Crimea, anti-Russian propaganda intensified many times, while pro-Russian propaganda practically disappeared. So the result is quite natural.
  31. KBPC50
    KBPC50 31 March 2014 10: 09
    +2
    Quote: Sma11
    Chef! The client is ripe!
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/554/ctor405.gif Точно! Видно съел что-то вроде мухомора и запил чем-то весьма невкусным...!
  32. dronovav
    dronovav 31 March 2014 10: 09
    +2
    Yes. natural stupid man intoxicated by moonshine.
  33. Rattenfanger
    Rattenfanger 31 March 2014 10: 10
    +10
    The experience of the war in Chechnya showed that Russian soldiers can do a lot of things, but they cannot help but drink.

    Yes, yes, yes, and yet they cannot help but play balalayka and dance with their beloved bear.
    When I saw the author's pug, I realized that he was a fierce Rex. "Rambus Divus". For him, it may be a revelation that an attempt to get drunk on a task or in security can end up with a bullet from his own people. Or pi * dulami of severe severity, at least. Because nobody wants to die because of the "sinegal".
  34. Oleg Sobol
    Oleg Sobol 31 March 2014 10: 12
    +10
    It can be seen "mushrooms" from the morning overeat the author laughing
    Finally, let's dream about a future in which the media would report “about small skirmishes on the Ukrainian-Chinese border.”
    This of course you can dream of. And the reality will be different: Quiet bickering in Chinese rice fields in Ukraine, between Ukrainian farm laborers.
  35. Ruswolf
    Ruswolf 31 March 2014 10: 12
    +3
    And I liked the idea of ​​renaming squares and streets! good
  36. nika407
    nika407 31 March 2014 10: 12
    +4
    “No vodka! Go home!" - “And if I find it!” - and conduct coercion to hospitality. laughing In general, it seems that some Ashton wrote. Or rewrite the propaganda of the 40s, or something ...
  37. Vtel
    Vtel 31 March 2014 10: 12
    +3
    Smoked like hemp, a horseradish writer. For a long time he will have to sit in the forest without grubs and wait for the Russian barbarians, as if later he would not ask us for a bread, from the EU only noodles are difficult to digest.
  38. sazhka4
    sazhka4 31 March 2014 10: 13
    +6
    In Uzbekistan, in the History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land .. In the outskirts. Agriculture, the domestication of pets and something else (you can’t catch up with them). What should the poor Russian do? Around the sages and only Vanka, knows nothing and does not know how ..
    1. thrower
      thrower 31 March 2014 10: 20
      +3
      Well, of course we don’t know anything, it’s a shame to hear directly.

      And doesn’t it count to drink vodka with a bear while playing the balalaika?
      1. sazhka4
        sazhka4 31 March 2014 10: 53
        +3
        Quote: thrower
        And drinking vodka with a bear while playing the balalaika is no longer considered

        This is a "trend", I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, to put on all the Geyropaeans? Apparently they forgot that there are relatives in Russia? Nice, I like it. Who is not pidоr that Moskal.
    2. Ruswolf
      Ruswolf 31 March 2014 10: 22
      +2
      sazhka4
      In Uzbekistan, in History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land .. In the outskirts. Agriculture, the domestication of pets and something else (you can’t catch up with them). What should the poor Russian do? Around the sages and only Vanka, knows nothing and does not know how ..

      Like what?! If all this gave birth to the Uzbek land and the outskirts .... Then, accordingly, the Pope was this "Poor" Russian! We will look where else to give birth! And where you don't need to do anything with your hands!
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  39. mamontoff1981
    mamontoff1981 31 March 2014 10: 14
    +6
    I remember a film about an American family who sat in a bunker for many years due to a nuclear strike by the USSR, which was not really there. fool
  40. made13
    made13 31 March 2014 10: 14
    +4
    Yes, nonsense, but given the amount of this nonsense and the different direction of receipt - television, the press, the Internet - ordinary people will unconsciously believe this. And the bulk of the ordinary population will chew the chewing gum that their government will give them. As they said in the union - if only there was no war!

    We have to fight this - to track all the scribblers, start business on them in the Russian Federation, condemn in absentia to terms, fines for libel on the Russian Federation. So that they can sit in Ukrainian, because such people are not needed in Europe.
  41. vzvodnik
    vzvodnik 31 March 2014 10: 14
    +2
    Quote: sazhka4
    In Uzbekistan, in History Textbooks it is written, Globe, Wheel, Telescope and the First Cosmonaut gave birth to Uzbek land ..

    And, an hour, didn’t Turkmenbashi make such declarations? what
    1. sazhka4
      sazhka4 31 March 2014 10: 22
      0
      Quote: vzvodnik
      And, an hour, didn’t Turkmenbashi make such declarations?

      Smart heads though. They studied in the madrasah .. My children studied according to such a "textbook". (Turkmenbashi is Turkmenia. I'm talking about Uzbekistan). It's just that I'm Russian and it's easier for me to compare ... I checked the lessons and diaries myself
      ================================================== ===========
      I would like, developing these crazy fantasies, to promise in return carpet bombings, the sea of ​​napalm, ammunition of a volume explosion and tactical nuclear strikes
      ================================================== ==========
      It is unclear why immediately wave a nuclear club. There and Everywhere Simple People .. To level with the surface of the earth, there is an opportunity. Do we need it?
  42. Bayonet
    Bayonet 31 March 2014 10: 16
    0
    One would like, developing these delusional fantasies, to promise in return carpet bombings, a sea of ​​napalm, ammunition of a volume explosion and tactical nuclear strikes. Well, and in what kind of green are they stuck?
  43. Denis Tatar
    Denis Tatar 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +6
    This is what must be going on in your head to want to become a Ukrainian partisan: for whom? against who? the boy does not distinguish white from black. I feel sorry for him, they will merge their own, or the "warrior - de beat" will freeze in the forest
  44. SS68SS
    SS68SS 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +2
    This is what he licked to the Americans, but how deeply he licked ..... They sleep and see how Russians and Ukrainians will fight .... Lizun and only ....
  45. Flinky
    Flinky 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +2
    @ $ # @% $ aliens, just not my brain!
    1. thrower
      thrower 31 March 2014 10: 23
      +5
      Looking at this guy for some reason I remembered a series of South Park called "Cartman and the Anal Probe" laughing
      1. sazhka4
        sazhka4 31 March 2014 12: 06
        +1
        Quote: thrower
        Looking at this guy for some reason I remembered a series of South Park called "Cartman and the Anal Probe" laughing

        Dumb and Dumber. The carnival continues .. Descendants will appreciate its volume. But we have not died yet. There is gunpowder in the flasks .. Civil war over the outskirts? Why not. I see no reason for concern .. People feel sorry.
  46. kress42rus
    kress42rus 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +4
    another patient in a mental hospital
  47. annodomene
    annodomene 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +6
    Exactly - a clinic. Here it is the face of the "protector". And now, point by point:
    1. It is unlikely that this gentleman understands anything in the tactics of guerrilla warfare. And you don’t need to touch Kovpak - he actually strangled the fascists (more precisely, the national socialists)
    2. About 5 columns - as I wrote off myself, I made a mistake only in colors
    3. Regarding science fiction and the war with Russia - nonsense. We do not offend the slag ...
    4. All in all, just shake the air
  48. Twilight
    Twilight 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +6
    Look at the mug on this grumpy partisan, it can be seen from him that he, in addition to the mouse and claudia, didn’t hold any more horseradish in his hands - * submachine gun schizoid * !! He would have been sent to these forests and fully laid out, although I suspect that on the first couple of kilometers it will die completely and thoughts of partisanism themselves will disappear fool !!!
  49. parazit
    parazit 31 March 2014 10: 17
    +5
    HUMAN! I wonder how long it will last in the forest without a mother’s hem and cutlets? Okay, his father can still instruct him how to make a fire from a box of matches, but his grandmother willn’t let him go anywhere and put him in a corner!
    1. thrower
      thrower 31 March 2014 10: 25
      +2
      “So who are we going to send for intelligence?”
      - Of course, grandmother and grandfather.
      Let them be like two tourists
      Creep in three hundred kilometers
      To find out where the rockets are
      And where they sell sweets.
  50. W_M
    W_M 31 March 2014 10: 17
    0
    But there is no war yet ...
    "The number of victims of poisoning with surrogate alcohol has increased to 44 people, 14 of them died.
    From a message from the administration of the Trans-Baikal Territory: “The alcohol-containing liquid that was poisoned in the Red Giant was in red plastic bottles with a label labeled“ Deer ”. About 30 liters of fluid were seized by police from one of the villagers. ”

    Read more: http://www.ntv.ru/novosti/861157#ixzz2xWCQCw8d