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Darth Vader vs. Rabinowitz. On the political situation and the presidential race in Ukraine

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Less than two months remain before the “bright and festive” day for Ukraine, which is called the day of the presidential election. Recall that the presidential election in a neighboring country is scheduled for 25 May this year. There is very little time, and besides, the situation remains unclear, which form of government is currently implemented in Ukraine, if any form is realized at all.


Darth Vader vs. Rabinowitz. On the political situation and the presidential race in Ukraine


De jure, Ukraine seems to remain a presidential-parliamentary republic, but de facto the state was called parliamentary-presidential, in which the lion's share of power is concentrated in the hands of the government formed by parliament. As a result, at the moment Ukraine has one legitimate president who escaped from Ukraine, plus one self-proclaimed acting president, Mr., who seized upon the government in the wake of a coup d'état.

In addition, Ukraine has a cabinet of ministers whose members were appointed in an amazing way for the present - through shouts of approval or disapproval of the crowd on the Maidan (this is even, sorry, not a SMS vote ...). Moreover, “appointments” were made in reality long before the “candidates” were brought to the central square of Kiev. They approved these candidates ahead of time through the US diplomatic mission, subsequently playing the comedy "people's veche". The comedy is also in the fact that people who represented about one hundredth of a percent of the population of the country "approved" the candidates. And even one hundredth of a percent even in elections can become a kind of statistical error that can provoke a vote recount so popular in several countries of the world (including Ukraine). That is, the Ukrainian government is based on the interests, if I may say so, of “statistical error” ...

In Ukraine, according to "official Kiev", now there is also a "Constitutional Court". This is generally surprising by modern standards "community". 12 judges from the Constitutional Court of Ukraine were prosecuted for allegedly violating the oath, while declaring the new Ukrainian “authorities” to dissolve the Constitutional Court. Dissolution first took place, then decisions were partially suspended. The result was something that called the full-fledged COP language does not turn. The chairman of the Constitutional Court on the new traditions of Kiev is not, but there is an acting chairman. The quota for the appointment of judges by the president of Ukraine does not legally work, since it is completely incomprehensible which president of Ukraine today should use his quota. Turchinov enjoys, but he is, in fact, the same president as, for example, Obama is a peacemaker ... He is “like a peacemaker”, this “as if a president”. Hell, Yanukovych could also contribute his share to the formation of a new CU, appointing, according to his quota, new judges working somewhere near Rostov (“in exile”) ... Although it would be great to waste time on trifles in Rostov-on-Don to translate the bodies of the legitimate state power of Ukraine, arranging a remote control option. So what? Kiev is controlled remotely from Washington. So why not oppose Washington to our Rostov ...

A separate question is the current Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine. This is a “legislative” body, which in its work, it seems, is not going to be based on any legislative and legal norms. Moreover, if the right decision by the top appointees of the Rada cannot be promoted from the first time, then the deputies who became oppositionists suddenly shouting “Vote, s..a, and then send it to the Maidan”, rushing from the mouth of “colleagues” from “Blow”, “ Freedom ”and“ Batkivschyna ”will vote until the decision is finally displayed on the scoreboard. A sort of democracy to exhaustion. They vote to the loss of consciousness ... It was in such a “democratic” way that all the delusional laws of recent times appeared, from reading which any normal person could play a smile on their lips if everything were not so tragic for Ukraine.

It is against such a unique background that Ukraine is going to hold presidential elections. Moreover, the number of candidates in the elections 25 May 2014 of the year can break all records. It is worth listing those who have already announced their presidential ambitions.

So here is the list with some characteristics of candidates or potential candidates.

Olga Bogomolets. That Olga Vadimovna Bogomolets, doctor of medical science and honored doctor of Ukraine, who told Estonian Foreign Minister Urmas Paet about who exactly was behind the snipers on the Maidan. The pilgrim during the hot events on the said Maidan was a kind of head of the medical service, coordinated the provision of medical care. And this medical care, as you know, was far from all victims. For example, the soldiers of the "Berkut" medical care was simply forbidden. Shots with the disfigured fighter of "Berkut" lying on the ground, spread all over the world. And the words of people in the frame, saying that no ambulance is necessary, will be remembered for a long time.
Yulia Timoshenko. In the recent past - the main carer of Ukraine, a woman with a scythe, the main disabled person Square. In the harsh present - Mrs., calling to shoot Russians in eastern Ukraine from nuclear weapons, and from Russia to leave a scorched field. Mrs., who is going to fight corruption, while having at least five objects is not cheap real estate. These objects, as well as bank accounts, cars, and other assets are estimated today at about 9 billion hryvnia (800 million dollars). Such figures are offered "for reflection" by an American company. "UTICo" .

Yulia Vladimirovna herself declares that she simply rents all expensive real estate. She rents it, for example, an elite private residence in Koncha Zaspa (in the village of Silver Bay), whose total area is five hundred square meters, the size of the land plot is 1 ha, with access to the picturesque Dnieper Bay. but Ukrainian journalists found out that the mansion is not rented at all, but belongs to the family of Mrs. Tymoshenko.

Yulia Tymoshenko's rating, according to Ukrainian public opinion monitoring services, is 8,2%. Although a couple of weeks ago, the rating reached 19%. Is it not Yulina’s words about the use of nuclear weapons against the Russians in Ukraine? ..

Dmitry Yarosh is preparing to fight for the presidency, which promotes the position that Ukraine should become a fully self-sufficient state, based on the ultranationalist, and in fact, on the Fascist principle “Ukraine for Ukrainians”. But after the death of one of the closest comrades in the "Right Sector" Sashko Bilogo and after official statements by Ashton about condemning the abuses of the PS in the center of Kiev (near the Rada building), Yarosh's candidate attempts were, to put it mildly, blurred. Is that why Yarosh decided to go to the presidency separately from the “Right Sector”, stating that he is a self-promoted person ... A conspiracy of level 80!

Presidential ambitions decided to implement such a person as Vadim (aka David) Rabinovich - the head of the WJC (All-Ukrainian Jewish Congress). Rabinovich - the gentleman who, after the coup d'état in Ukraine, began to declare that there were no manifestations of fascism in the country, and that swastikas in synagogues, attacks on Jews and offensive neo-Nazi torchlight processions are all “external provocations” ... And Rabinovich expressed these words through a few days after the chief rabbi of Ukraine called on Jewish families to leave their homes for a while if they were in places where the conflict escalated. Neighborhood Yarosh and Rabinovich in the list of candidates for the presidency of Ukraine - this is a lot ...

In hard thoughts before the congress of the party "Blow" was Vitali Klitschko. Before the congress, the billionaire Poroshenko (one of the sponsors of euromaidan) made to him, apparently, an offer that the boxer, who was eager for gray-green candy wrappers, could not refuse. Now Poroshenko is a candidate for the presidency of Ukraine, and the man from the ring is content with the candidacy for the post of Kiev mayor. Will "reclaim" the pigsty in the center of the capital.

The desire to run for president was announced by the leader of the Freedom Party Oleg Tyagnibok. At the same time, Tyagnibok at the congress once again “conquered” his supporters with grandiose plans. If he is elected president, Tyagnibok promises to ride a tank in the form of his party on Red Square ... Well, well ... Firstly, does this tank start at all? Secondly, not so old stories there was already a man who, along with tanks, pulled onto Red Square. If we are guided by such analogies, then perhaps it would be more correct for him to take poison today ...

Presidential marks Mikhail Dobkin. The question is, how Dobkin is going to restore order in the country in the event of a miracle victory in the presidential election, if he could not ensure order in a single Kharkov? .. By the way, Dobkin goes to the polls with a program that is going to return Crimea. To this we can say the following: thanks, Crimea, you have already returned to us ...

They are going to the presidency also such people:

having a previous conviction, Rada deputy Oleg Lyashko, ex-prime minister Yuriy Boyko, ex-deputy prosecutor general Renat Kuzmin, adviser to the head of the Foreign Intelligence Service Nikolai Malomuzh, deputy Sergey Tigipko, deputy Oleg Tsaryov.

Well, in the nomination “full out”, undoubtedly, Darth Vader, whose candidacy for the presidential post is nominated by the Internet Party of Ukraine, wins. Reports the edition about it "Ukrinform"
But for Hochma, Ukrainians may well vote actively for Darth Vader, who in his program promises to "put down the Jedi uprising," "raise pensions and salaries to the space level" and "give the Sith language the status of a state." Well, why, in fact, Darth Vader for Ukraine is worse than the same Tyagnibok ...

I will express my modest and pointless point of view. If in this kaleidoscope we single out the “pro-Russian candidate,” then this is Oleg Tsarev. How much he is able to consolidate the current Ukraine is already a separate issue, especially considering the mood of the western regions. Well, and with the misinformational harassment that today is going on with respect to Russia in the vastness of ukroSMI, soon any pro-Russian candidate in the neighboring state will be a priori perceived as an “enemy of the Ukrainian nation”. So you don’t envy Tsarev in this respect, but since I took up the tug ...

Only now, it seems that any of these candidates, having received the presidential post, is unlikely to be able to truly unite the people. Tsarev is good for the east, but unacceptable for the west of Ukraine. Yarosh will get a lot of votes in the west, but he will be cast aside with rotten eggs in the east. And so in relation to each ...

So really Darth Vader? ..
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  1. Deniska999
    Deniska999 31 March 2014 07: 53
    +49
    When Darth Vader becomes president, Ukraine will become a galactic dump.
    1. ZU-23
      ZU-23 31 March 2014 07: 55
      +25
      Interestingly, Dart will tear Yarosh in the election, and so this character is more than ever helpful.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 08: 26
        +25
        Quote: ZU-23
        and so this character is more than ever by the way.

        It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.
        1. Denis
          Denis 31 March 2014 08: 32
          +33
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.
          1. Alexander Romanov
            Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 08: 42
            +7
            Quote: Denis
            Denis

            Remembering the speeches of Saki and Bush, it’s hard for me to say unequivocally which of them is worse. They stand each other hi
            1. Yashka Gorobets
              Yashka Gorobets 31 March 2014 09: 21
              +33
              In this big top Darth Vader is the most serious candidate. wassat
              1. johnsnz
                johnsnz 31 March 2014 12: 55
                +5
                there yatsenyuh inside))
                1. jjj
                  jjj 31 March 2014 13: 39
                  +2
                  36 people applied for the presidency, accepted documents from 24's
              2. Tiamat2702
                Tiamat2702 31 March 2014 14: 15
                +4
                Quote: Yashka Gorobets
                In this big top Darth Vader is the most serious candidate. wassat

                I agree that they are equally well treated in the west and east of Ukraine.)))
              3. Onotollah
                Onotollah 31 March 2014 19: 28
                +1
                Quote: Yashka Gorobets
                Darth Vader is the most serious candidate

                I propose to register as candidates for the presidency of Ukraine Carlson, Napoleon and the bear Winnie the Pooh.
              4. Astrey
                Astrey April 1 2014 20: 04
                0
                It will not be fun at all - Second round: Tsarev vs Dart Alekseevich Vader
            2. sso-xnumx
              sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 10: 47
              +2
              And they should play the "fool"! In translation ... And everything will become clear! And who, after the game, will knock on the insolent red face ...
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                1. bomg.77
                  bomg.77 31 March 2014 12: 17
                  +14
                  Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
                  The power in Ukraine was captured by an ethnic criminal group.
                  1. Ptah
                    Ptah 31 March 2014 13: 23
                    +1
                    Greetings, Lesha!
                    This is foam. Bubbles that can burst with an awl.
                    And the most kosher, seasoned slag muddies from below. And even because of the hill.
                    It is not excluded that the "foshizd-jiudas" will just play on this contradiction.
                    For the first - a red rag, the second, and at the same time and mo.skali. There is a theme for ignition, so as not to go out. On this howl, and the arrival of Timoshonka as a kosher Ukrainian woman who fights against all "who do not ride."

                    For the second, there is a reason to howl about the beloved "baretail" and call on "three hundred tsakhaltsy". There have already been such appeals. True at the level of the basement chairmen of the communities, but how heck Moshiakh is not joking ...
                    1. bomg.77
                      bomg.77 31 March 2014 14: 04
                      0
                      Hello, Vlad! hi
                      It’s clear that this is not the scale of this gang, people are stirring up there who can use all the world’s institutions of power, these spirits and brains will not have enough to play with such bets.
                      Quote: Ptah
                      It is not excluded that the "foshizd-jiudas" will just play on this contradiction.

                      This powder keg of directional action will explode in the direction that is needed by those who laid it down. Now I have the feeling that they are a little bewildered by what happened to Crimea (they did not expect it) make up plans for a new one, but they did not change their goals.
                      One can only guess about their goals, there are several assumptions, but I can’t write everything here, there are too many.
                      1. bomg.77
                        bomg.77 31 March 2014 14: 24
                        +1
                        Vadim! Confused the name repeat
                2. sled beach
                  sled beach 31 March 2014 12: 35
                  -3
                  How many Jews are being driven so they should rule the whole world, and in general the Jews are to blame for everything and that the neighbor is hungry the same they are to blame.
                  1. bomg.77
                    bomg.77 31 March 2014 13: 08
                    +5
                    Quote: Sanya Beach
                    How many Jews are being driven
                    How much muddy, so much and roll ..
                  2. Uhe
                    Uhe April 2 2014 01: 49
                    0
                    Well, Baruch, the Rothschilds, with a dozen more of these families. Now all is well known, you can’t hide anything.
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                4. polite people
                  polite people 31 March 2014 16: 33
                  +1
                  The new president is also a Jew.
                5. cozy
                  cozy 31 March 2014 17: 55
                  +3
                  I suspect that the name Vader is also not Slavic ...
              2. Onotollah
                Onotollah 31 March 2014 19: 29
                +2
                Quote: sso-250659
                And they should play the "fool"!

                Better at Russian roulette with a Makarov pistol.
          2. waisson
            waisson 31 March 2014 09: 28
            +14
            there are enough characters
        2. Ptah
          Ptah 31 March 2014 08: 54
          +17
          Greetings, Sasha. hi
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          We need to release a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital

          1

          There, and so the list is very similar to the list of candidates for the Knesset ...
          1. Ascetic
            Ascetic 31 March 2014 09: 19
            +20
            Quote: Ptah
            There, and so the list is very similar to the list of candidates for the Knesset ...


            And what sounds like a joke. Rabinovich-president of Ukraine. smile
            * Which Rabinovich does not want to become president of Ukraine? The list of Rabinovichs - Tymoshenko, Poroshenko, Klitschko, Yarosh, Yatsenyuk, Dobkin ... and the rest of Rabinovichi.

            Now Ukraine can safely be called the Great UKRAIL or IZRUINA, and Ukrainians ukroiltyane or EuroGeys.

            Although the etop panopticon with signs of a big top with stoned clowns has long been no longer surprised. Even the Americans, under the guise of sanctions, stopped working with us in the fight against drug trafficking. Why? But because ...
            The United States gathered to support the economy of Ukraine with hemp purchases
            Although they claim that it is not cannabis but purely technical.
            But even pensioners UKURuiny know a lot about it
            Regions of Ukraine are teeming with drug dealers

            You read the comments on Ukrainian resources, - really the grass grows good and picky smile
            1. Ptah
              Ptah 31 March 2014 10: 23
              +5
              Greetings, Stanislav! hi
              Quote: Ascetic
              Now Ukraine can safely be called the Great UKRAIL or ISRUINA

              Hebrew (Heb. folk.)
              I have been reading the news from Yukra for two months, I have a firm sense of deja vu ... Yes, I already heard all this, read it, laughed at something, didn’t believe something. True, this was until the moment when the Maidan was not even suspected.
              And everything connected with New Khazaristan with the capital in Uman was perceived as unrealizable projections and Wishlist of some Uporotov in idiotic black hats.
              And those times - in reality and now ...

              Dopa - prez, Gepa - prime minister with him, and all "-oviches" and "-moyskie" in the room. Long live Hasidosia!
              And immediately, as usual, the "Yaroshes" will be cleaned, Galicia - the status of Palestine, and Israel in the Customs Union ...
              Then you can flatter America and all the bazaars about the imminent death of a Jew in BV will not be scary.
              Remain, of course, those who are fan of the promised, but they will quickly come to naught.

              Like an epilogue -
              "All Jews are responsible for each other."
              / Talmud, Tractate Sangedrin /
              1. sso-xnumx
                sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 10: 52
                +3
                Correctly!!! From the Kuril Islands to the Carpathians, a Jew, a Jew, a friend and brother ...
            2. sso-xnumx
              sso-xnumx 31 March 2014 10: 50
              +2
              Paraphrase a little N.V. Gogol:
              "And Which Rabinovich doesn't want to become the president of Ukraine?"
        3. Tersky
          Tersky 31 March 2014 09: 04
          +5
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.

          At the numerous requests of visitors to the VO site, and in particular yours, I publish the entire staff of the "Ukraine" wassat
          1. Ptah
            Ptah 31 March 2014 09: 21
            +2
            Greetings, Victor!
            Quote: Tersky
            all personnel of the tent "Ukraine"

            The state is bloated. There is a forgery. Some characters (Yusch, Kuch, Klich, Zhlka) are "mentioned" several times.
            An audit is required with further liquidation.
            Not clowns, but full-time posts ...
          2. Kuvabatake
            Kuvabatake 31 March 2014 10: 36
            0
            And where is Vader ??? laughing
            1. Ptah
              Ptah 31 March 2014 10: 48
              +2
              Helmet attached separately -
              1
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              2. poquello
                poquello 31 March 2014 20: 23
                +1
                Quote: Ptah
                Helmet attached separately -
                1

                and different styles
                1. Ptah
                  Ptah 31 March 2014 21: 08
                  +1
                  Quote: poquello
                  and different styles

                  And then ... I could not even imagine how many of them ... fellow
                  There are even knitted ...
                  More helmets, good and different ... laughing
                  Here -
                  https://www.google.ru/search?q=%D1%88%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BC+%D0%B4%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82
                  %D0%B0+%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%B4%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B0&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1GIGM_enRU58
                  1RU581&espv=210&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=Qp85U52UC4aN4wTX-4Dg
                  Ag & ved = 0CCcQsAQ
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          4. techmesh
            techmesh 31 March 2014 16: 42
            +3
            http://
        4. Kite
          Kite 31 March 2014 10: 06
          +1
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          We need a couple more characters from the psychiatric hospital

          - there is already a whole ward of patients! In the madhouse, boredom has come, the most "funny" in Kiev are now having fun with legislation.
        5. Rus2012
          Rus2012 31 March 2014 11: 03
          +3
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.

          Firstly, there are already almost half of the Jews. What they fought for is called ...
          laughing
          There will be no second election! It's time to close this booth ...
          repeat
        6. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 12
          +6
          Yeah, much more fun then? !!!

          The presence of such a person in this list once again emphasizes and exposes Ukraine as a circus arena.
          Talking about the adequacy here ... I see no reason.
          Another thing is surprising. Amid amnesty, why haven't the Zeka nominated themselves yet? then the list would be even more colorful!
          1. GDP
            GDP 31 March 2014 14: 29
            +3
            Quote: infinite silence ...
            Another thing is surprising. Amid amnesty, why haven't the Zeka nominated themselves yet?

            Why not put up? and Tymoshenko?
        7. dmitriygorshkov
          dmitriygorshkov 31 March 2014 11: 53
          +3
          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.

          Yes, there you already won’t understand where reality is, and where there is a shaky fantasy!
          Some warriors of Narnia are worth it! And then Vader pulled himself up ... From the point of view of psychiatry, everything is clear. Reason can’t put up with terrible reality and goes into an imaginary illusory world!
          Well, how can Rabinovich and Tyagnibok really coexist, the fascist can call Putin Putler, even the Communist Gauleiter even invented a new neologism!
          Or maybe it’s all easier? In vain they are scolding Ukrainian hemp? No wonder they are going to buy sashiki!
        8. Lazy
          Lazy 31 March 2014 16: 30
          +2
          This is not a mental hospital. This is some kind of patron who hides his face. It seems like he has the name Darth Vader according to his passport (I wonder what patronymic) -) And there is no reason not to register him as a real candidate. As a result, he will be like a line "against all", but it will be funny if he wins, and this may be, given the discontent of the Ukrainians with all the other candidates! -)
          1. Vasek
            Vasek 31 March 2014 18: 51
            0
            Quote: Lazy
            Darth Vader (I wonder what a middle name is)

            Efimych hi
          2. abrakadabre
            abrakadabre April 1 2014 10: 49
            0
            I wonder what middle name
            Midichlorianovich
        9. Viktor Shmagin
          Viktor Shmagin April 3 2014 00: 36
          0
          The evil uncle Vova will come and disperse these clowns nafig
      2. Ross
        Ross 31 March 2014 12: 31
        +3
        When at the end of February, the Maidanites overthrew Yanukovych, I managed to talk with a knowledgeable person. He then said one phrase, which for me became clear to the end now. The deep meaning of the events in Ukraine, as he figuratively said, is a certain funnel of Light over Ukraine, which, unwinding, will push to the surface all the abomination, all the old dirt and slop that accumulated there for decades. And this funnel of Light, the Tornado, will not only wash Ukraine and lighten the dirt for our people in our House, in Russia, but then it will begin to move to Europe, cleansing it too.
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      4. kirieeleyson
        kirieeleyson 31 March 2014 13: 24
        +4
        and then he will send them all to Tatooine.
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      1. Roman Skomorokhov
        Roman Skomorokhov 31 March 2014 08: 10
        +8
        Alexey’s logic can be taken only from the 152-mm gun.

        As for the list, I want to say one thing: "Well, faces ..."

        All this is sad, but the picture is drawn as follows: Yarosh will be sent to Bilom if he will rock the boat heavily. True, there is one BUT. If specialists cope. And if they will do it like with a musician, then Yarosh’s music will play for a long time. For he is already frightened, and it is unlikely that he will ride three on booze arrows. Tsarev, no matter how nice he is to me, will also be pressed. This is not to go to grandmother. If there was a person, they would find an article.

        Only Poroshenko remains. There are no militants like Yarosh, but in fact, why the heck are they to him? He has the money that will allow himself to recruit an army from cadres more abruptly than the duped thugs. It seems to me that they will "choose" him.

        Darth Vader ... Eh ... well, if only you reconcile with Skywalker and call on the bright side of power ...
        1. Very old
          Very old 31 March 2014 08: 23
          +7
          You know, Banshee, whoever you choose: There will be no Uncle in Kiev.
          And in the garden as elderberry grew, it will continue to grow
          Thistle, yes horseradish (which is not sweeter radish)
        2. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 08: 30
          +6
          Quote: Banshee
          Poroshenko remains. There are no militants, like Yarosh’s, but in fact, what the hell are they for him?

          Roman, Poroshenko is a man, not a terminator, one bullet and not his. Such a situation that you can bet not about who will become president, but who will live to see the ends of the election campaign. They will now begin to tear each other, there’s still power and a lot of assets that are grabbing right now. And very many do not want to lose what they have grabbed, and ordinary people don’t care who they want to see with a condom. Main money and money again hi
        3. Vasek
          Vasek 31 March 2014 18: 57
          0
          Quote: Banshee
          Only Poroshenko remains. There are no militants like Yarosh, but in fact, why the heck are they to him? He has the money that will allow himself to recruit an army from cadres more abruptly than the duped thugs. It seems to me that they will "choose" him.


          The information goes that his assets in Russia worth ~ 2,5 billion are arrested. So, is he also manageable most likely?
    3. Gregazov
      Gregazov 31 March 2014 08: 02
      +10
      Is Darth Vader and Lord Sith (our forum member) one person? If so, we wish him good luck.
      1. Igor39
        Igor39 31 March 2014 08: 12
        +11
        The elections are not legitimate, Yanukovych is alive, did not resign, he did not receive impeachment.
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      2. Canep
        Canep 31 March 2014 08: 12
        +7
        Quote: GregAzov
        Is Darth Vader and Lord Sith (our forum member) one person?

        Darth Vader - Right Hand of the Sith Lord laughing
        1. Anper
          Anper 31 March 2014 09: 29
          +1
          Quote: Canep
          Darth Vader - Right Hand of the Sith Lord

          Darth Vader - the right hand of Dmitry Golubov, the head of the Internet - party of Ukraine.
          The head of the party, Dmitry Golubov, is known in the world as "the leader of the hacker group, the godfather of the hacker mafia." So he was called by the journalists of the American edition of The Wall Street Journal.

          Recall that on July 7, 2005, in Odessa, "the loudest arrest in Eastern Europe" took place - Dmitry Golubov was detained by the Ukrainian UBEP as a hacker suspected of creating one of the largest transnational Internet organizations Carderplanet, which stole money from American bank accounts.

          The hacker spent six months in the Lukyanovsky pre-trial detention center of Kiev, then was released on bail of people's deputies Vladimir Makeenko and Vladimir Demekhin.

          In 2006, the people's deputies from the Regions of Ukraine faction then contributed 50 thousand hryvnia each as collateral. "This is the color of Ukrainian youth," Makeyenko said about Dmitry Golubov. "We don't want to be ditched."

          The trial of the man "who stole $ 11 million from American accounts" is still going on, although "the case is fabricated," according to Pyotr Boyko and the accused Golubov himself, who does not admit his guilt
          .
          1. inkass_98
            inkass_98 31 March 2014 11: 32
            +1
            Quote: Anper
            Darth Vader - the right hand of Dmitry Golubov, the head of the Internet - party of Ukraine.

            And somehow I saw this character through the box, he broke the fences that were illegal in his opinion, which prevented the passage and passage. Cool people, such a laser scepter in his hands. Only him now in this mess and edit.
      3. ed65b
        ed65b 31 March 2014 09: 43
        +4
        Quote: GregAzov
        Is Darth Vader and Lord Sith (our forum member) one person? If so, we wish him good luck.

        Imagine Grisha what is it. Well, what kind of preferences can we get? Urgent draw up the shadow government of Ukraine. laughing Who will go to which areas? Nevsky to Lviv region, let him recoup laughing
    4. Canep
      Canep 31 March 2014 08: 14
      +17
      Quote: Deniska999
      Darth Vader
      This is the only adequate candidate. If I lived in Ukraine I would vote for him.
      1. mad
        mad 31 March 2014 08: 49
        +9
        But you are not alone. There is such a thing as a protest vote, when there is no sensible candidate, then they vote for the local version of Zhirinovsky.
        Interestingly, the Imperial March from Star Wars will become the anthem of Ukraine ?! wassat
      2. Ptah
        Ptah 31 March 2014 09: 06
        0
        Quote: Canep
        This is the only adequate candidate.

        Ukraine is a country of those who must have a criminal record. This is a rule for running for anything ...
        Darth Vader was no exception.
        The incognito candidate for the presidency of Ukraine, Darth Vader, is revealed: he is a programmer from Kiev, shevchenko as a girl.

        http://www.mk.ru/politics/article/2014/03/30/1006010-raskryito-inkognito-kandida
        ta-v-prezidentyi-ukrainyi-darta-veydera-eto-programmist-iz-kieva-shevchenko.html
    5. Cthulhu
      Cthulhu 31 March 2014 08: 35
      +4
      Your mother ... ;-)))
      Circus in a single state (entirely clowns), if only they did not tour. And if touring, then only towards the EU. God forbid transmitted by airborne droplets ....
    6. raf
      raf 31 March 2014 09: 23
      +7
      Quote: Deniska999
      When Darth Vader becomes president,

      I have a question about Darth Vader, is that a really registered candidate? I don’t make fun, I seriously ask. Just don’t have to laugh at me, considering me a naive simpleton who believes everything he reads! Just modern society is brought to an extreme degree of idiocy, and you can expect anything! Remember the story of the Austrian Nick Alm. Someone not in the know or forgot to remind. Nick Alm managed to get a driver’s license with a photograph in which he is sealed with a colander on his head! In court, he proved that he professes pastafarianism (worship of the Flying Pasta Monster), and a colander is an indispensable attribute of a religious cult!
      1. Ptah
        Ptah 31 March 2014 11: 55
        +1
        Quote: raf
        I have a question about Darth Vader. I'm not kidding, I'm seriously asking.

        But what kind of jokes are there, if you know the prehistory of this character. Let me remind you ...
        This elderly person burns 85% of his body, he is not able to breathe on his own, instead of limbs he has prostheses. In the past, he is an excellent pilot, an astronaut. Member of many battles and a war veteran. Betrayed by the beloved, who left him and took both children, he has no one to help. Let's help the old veteran!

        Here is the page -
        http://vk.com/darth_vader
    7. tilovaykrisa
      tilovaykrisa 31 March 2014 11: 57
      +5
      It is very suspicious that Vader is running, and not the Emperor himself, it is felt that the emperor found himself a new Jedi ready to go to the dark side of the force, and Vader himself as well as General Dooku have already been written off as expenses, the main thing is to find out the coordinates of the death star (grandma junta), promise the reward of Khan Solo with Chewbacca (PMC) and raise from the depths of the people of the new Luke (the unapproachable and sane patriot of Ukraine from the people), the princess herself will be found, and finally restore the balance of power, otherwise the dark side has completely unraveled for the past 20 years, the collapse of the empire (USA ) not far away.
      1. ed65b
        ed65b 31 March 2014 12: 37
        +1
        The emperor cannot, he, as the true leader of the Sith, cannot be shone on the earth, the empire is in danger.
    8. avdkrd
      avdkrd 31 March 2014 12: 54
      0
      Quote: Deniska999
      When Darth Vader becomes president, Ukraine will become a galactic dump

      How can Ukraine become what it is already 23 years old?
    9. kirieeleyson
      kirieeleyson 31 March 2014 13: 20
      +21
      Come on? And if so?)
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 13: 30
        +5
        Quote: kirieeleyson
        Come on? And if so?)

        It will be more fun if Zhirinovsky is there.
    10. nizrum
      nizrum 31 March 2014 15: 10
      +2
      Well, I don’t know ... I think Dart is the most adequate there ...
    11. boozer
      boozer 31 March 2014 17: 06
      +1
      They say yesterday the Jedi handed an important letter to Lavrov and Kerry, read 4 hours ....
    12. poquello
      poquello 31 March 2014 19: 57
      +2
      Quote: Deniska999
      When Darth Vader becomes president, Ukraine will become a galactic dump.

      and the dartweider in this doll is also in some ways fake, borrowed a hat with a cloak, waiting for a propaganda speech in the Sith language
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  2. AleksPol
    AleksPol 31 March 2014 07: 55
    +7
    It’s interesting, but is there still no party of pakemons or teletubbies?
  3. Mihail177
    Mihail177 31 March 2014 07: 57
    +5
    I’ll be rooting for Tsarev, and these spiders in the bank let them eat themselves!
  4. Name
    Name 31 March 2014 08: 00
    +5
    So really Darth Vader ?.- IT is better than those like those who "sat down" thanks to and in spite of, and now laughing laughing ...
  5. Egoza
    Egoza 31 March 2014 08: 01
    +3
    "As of today, the CEC has received 38 packages of documents from those wishing to participate in the extraordinary presidential elections of Ukraine, which will be held on May 25, 2014.

    Unfortunately, some of those wishing to run only submitted an application, without a photo and confirmation of a deposit in the amount of UAH 2 million. Thus, out of 5 packages of documents, if some can be called such, only 38 meet the requirements, "said the head of the CEC press service, Konstantin Khivrenko.

    According to him, he possessed such data as of 14:00 today.
    Khivrenko recalled that of the 23 candidates whose documents meet the requirements, seven have already been registered with the CEC.

    Regarding the rest, verification continues.
    The CEC recalled that the issue of registering presidential candidates will be considered until April 4.
    http://www.segodnya.ua/politics/pnews/v-cik-podali-dokumenty-38-kandidatov-50650
    8.html
    1. Canep
      Canep 31 March 2014 08: 19
      +10
      Hello Lena. hi I think this is not an election but some kind of farce. After the election with a probability of 80%, a new Maidan will begin.
      1. major071
        major071 31 March 2014 08: 41
        +11
        Canep SU Today, 08: 19 ↑ New
        I think this is not an election but some kind of farce. After the election with a probability of 80%, a new Maidan will begin.

        The Maidan will begin before the election, this is 90%, but after the election - already 100%. Well, about the elections and candidates I can only say one thing - Kashchenko is resting, and in full! laughing

        Sergei! hi
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 08: 47
          +3
          Quote: major071

          The Maidan will begin before the election, this is 90%, but after the election - already 100%.

          For it to take place before the elections, Tymoshenko urgently needs to be banged; she is Poroshenko’s main rival. The crowd will be indignant and all the sticks will fly into it. The question is, who will take advantage of it or not, while it is open. Chips, beer, popcorn, sit, look, wait hi
          1. Egoza
            Egoza 31 March 2014 09: 05
            +2
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            urgently need to bang Tymoshenko,

            How to bang ?! belay There, "British lawyers found 278 bank accounts in 26 countries that are associated with Yulia Tymoshenko and her family. According to the London law firm Lawrence Graham, which investigated, 13 of Tymoshenko's identified bank accounts are still open," polemika.com reports. ua.
            How then to scratch the inheritance? !!!
  6. Grenz
    Grenz 31 March 2014 08: 02
    +4
    Wherever you look - around one insanity.
    If the Strugatsky, in their days, in their science fiction novel, would have described today's events in Ukraine (together with Crimea), they would have been recognized as not normal science fiction writers. Fiction, but not to the same extent.
    That is, the minds of politicians in Ukraine are not completely friends with common sense. Therefore, Dart and Robinovich - already does not even cause irony.
    Or else we will see and hear. Insanity - go ahead!
  7. tronin.maxim
    tronin.maxim 31 March 2014 08: 09
    +1
    And how will they make a decent society from Ukraine? It is not clear. Around the Nazis, there is only to clean.
  8. Strezhevchanin
    Strezhevchanin 31 March 2014 08: 16
    +2
    Somehow one-sided, oh yes, padawan beaten already communicates with iodine and upholstery wassat Well, what is there to think, Tsarev or Vader, everyone else can be free tongue
  9. La-5
    La-5 31 March 2014 08: 22
    +2
    In a word - Circus.
  10. siberalt
    siberalt 31 March 2014 08: 22
    +1
    Most likely a candidate will pass who undertakes to carry out constitutional reform. And this is already according to the plan of Russia proposed for discussion by Kerry. In general, does someone seriously believe that the elections will be held from the first call?
  11. Nikich
    Nikich 31 March 2014 08: 24
    +7
    I wonder how Darth Vader will fight with Bandera? Lightsaber?
    1. paul1992
      paul1992 31 March 2014 09: 01
      +4
      Strength will help him!
      1. cozy
        cozy 31 March 2014 17: 59
        0
        All to Tatooine!
  12. darksoul
    darksoul 31 March 2014 08: 26
    +5
    if I were Ukrainian I would vote for Darth Aleksandrovich Vader, at least some positive laughing
  13. Gray 43
    Gray 43 31 March 2014 08: 29
    +3
    The election of the President of Ukraine will be won by the candidate whose gang will organize the Maidan and take control of the CEC and polling stations, normal candidates do not have such opportunities, the question is, which of the scumbags will survive before the election? Maybe Russia should also participate, nominate someone like Masyany, and Churov will count the votes
  14. AleksPol
    AleksPol 31 March 2014 08: 30
    +4
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Quote: ZU-23
    and so this character is more than ever by the way.

    It’s necessary to let out a couple of characters from the psychiatric hospital, it will not be worse anyway, but it’s definitely more fun.

    Spiderman would look
  15. Quantum
    Quantum 31 March 2014 08: 34
    +1
    The USA flew again! We must recognize the legitimacy of the new president,
    to prove to every citizen of Ukraine that this is an act of democracy, etc.
    You will not envy the chosen one! Again, he will be objectionable to all because of
    impending economic chaos in Ukraine. Ukraine’s statehood doesn’t work, only hetmanism!
  16. avant-garde
    avant-garde 31 March 2014 08: 35
    +7
    Now on Censor.net I posted the following post:

    in the topic Novodvorskaya: I would choose Tymoshenko - she knows how to talk with Russian rats in their language

    This is the Ukrainians take it to yourself!

    And besides, these fools:
    Members of the Russian punk band Pussy Riot intend in the European Parliament to urge the West to the most severe sanctions against Russia.

    Explaining her words about the toughest sanctions, Tolokonnikova noted that "only if the European Union introduces economic sanctions against Russia, the life of all Russians will worsen. And then they will go to rallies and demonstrations."
    Pussy Riots participants believe that now "the sofa under the Russians has become too comfortable, so no one moves to participate in protest actions." They are convinced that the deterioration of the standard of living of ordinary Russians is the only chance for a change of power in Russia.

    If you have brains, think about this nonsense! How to live in Russia !!!

    The result was an instant ban and the removal of the post, and yet they pray for them laughing laughing
    1. vzvodnik
      vzvodnik 31 March 2014 08: 39
      +1
      The homeland needs heroes, but from "it is known where" some climb out .. And the land carries them!
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  17. saag
    saag 31 March 2014 08: 38
    +4
    Oh well, this loser is Darth Vader, they beat him, if only Princess Leia were found ... :-)
    1. Ptah
      Ptah 31 March 2014 09: 39
      +6
      Quote: saag
      Now, if Princess Leia were found

      And what to look for her ... Soon he will come and bomb all the kazapov.
    2. Vasek
      Vasek 31 March 2014 19: 11
      +1
      Quote: saag
      if only Princess Leia were found.

      And Julia will go for Leia (if she rewinds her pigtail to the ears!) laughing
  18. mamont5
    mamont5 31 March 2014 08: 39
    +2
    Yes, there is no power in Ukraine now. And in the foreseeable future is not expected.
  19. vzvodnik
    vzvodnik 31 March 2014 08: 40
    +2
    Quote: saag
    Now, if Princess Leia were found ... :-)

    ... with "steering wheels" on the back of the head !! lol
    1. Ptah
      Ptah 31 March 2014 09: 42
      +3
      Quote: vzvodnik
      ... with "steering wheels" on the back of the head !!

      There are two options ...
      Simplified version -
      1

      Option - "Stereo" -
  20. Nikita_Pilot
    Nikita_Pilot 31 March 2014 08: 40
    +2
    And why aren’t there any European or American candidates?
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 31 March 2014 08: 48
      +2
      Quote: Nikita_Pilot
      And why aren’t there any European or American candidates?

      As it is not, a good half of them.
  21. saag
    saag 31 March 2014 08: 44
    +2
    Quote: Nikita_Pilot
    And why aren’t there any European or American candidates?

    Vadim Rabinovich, a completely American candidate
  22. FunkschNNX
    FunkschNNX 31 March 2014 08: 45
    +5
    For me, Darth Vader is the most adequate of all the candidates.
  23. Egoza
    Egoza 31 March 2014 08: 49
    +3
    If you argue from a distance - the most adequate is Tsarev. BUT! I personally do not like his participation in the elections, for it is clear that they will not elect, but it turns out that he recognizes these elections as legitimate. However, I personally doubt that these elections will take place at all! Another thing is that Tsarev (at the moment) may be a clue to Yanukovych who could be his successor.
    At the same time, I repeat - Tsarev is the only one who did not appear at the Party of Regions congress. And where is he? Could come for him at night and ... look for your favorite candidate! there is still need to understand. request
    In addition, May holidays are ahead, and most importantly - Victory Day! Precisely without hassles will not work! And to hold elections in a country where SUCH unrest is taking place - even the EU and the US will not recognize.
    I really hope that "in the wonderful month of April ..." By the way, April 22 is the birthday of V.I. Lenin! fellow
    1. comprochikos
      comprochikos 31 March 2014 09: 46
      +1
      All the same, those who are objectionable to the Maidan in the elections will not pass. They will shout at all angles that the elections are wrong, it is necessary to recount, re-elections, etc., etc. until they choose the right person for some people. In general, fair elections are not an option.
    2. askort154
      askort154 31 March 2014 09: 54
      +4
      Fidget ...... Tsarev - the only one who did not appear at the Congress of the Party of Regions. And where is he?


      I am also not unambiguous for Tsarev. Isn't he a "Cossack" sent? He is constantly spinning on our TV, and the maydanuts stubbornly do not notice this, although they knit others instantly.
      And they came to his house for what? They made a noise and parted, making him the hero of the situation. I also do not trust Dobkin. It should not be ruled out that the West, having launched a coup, did not hedge on possible options.
    3. zmey_gadukin
      zmey_gadukin 31 March 2014 11: 58
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      then the most adequate is Tsarev.

      Well, well) I can tell a lot about him, there are so many black spots on his biography that his pro-Russian servility is just tears.
    4. Ptah
      Ptah 31 March 2014 14: 16
      0
      I welcome you, Elena!
      Quote: Egoza
      I really hope that "in the wonderful month of April ..." By the way, 22 April - V.I.'s birthday Lenin!

      Oh, his entogo Lenin ...
      April 22 - Vadim's name day! This is what we (Vadim) will celebrate magnificently !!! fellow
      And below the signatories:
      Vadimus, VadimST, Vadivak, Vadim-61, Vadim67, vadim-2910, vadimN, vadimalehin76, Figvam, 2sila, tanit, Vadim-Skeptic, Vadim 2013, and ...
      Didn’t forget anyone?
    5. Vasek
      Vasek 31 March 2014 19: 18
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      By the way, April 22 is the birthday of V.I. Lenin!

      Before the east begins to celebrate Ilyich’s birthday, Hitler’s birthday on the 20th will be celebrated in the west.
      (I wonder who the All-Ukrainian Jewish Congress will be with?) lol
  24. rasbeek
    rasbeek 31 March 2014 08: 49
    +1
    Quote: Nikita_Pilot
    And why aren’t there any European or American candidates?

    And whose is Yarosh?
    1. avant-garde
      avant-garde 31 March 2014 08: 52
      +1
      Quote: rasbeek
      And whose is Yarosh?

      Mental Hospital Patient # 6
  25. kmike
    kmike 31 March 2014 08: 49
    +3
    Only Darth Vader should be the president of Ukraine, only he can make Ukraine an "empire of a universal scale", Ukraine does not pull for anything less. If I were a citizen of Ukraine (God forbid), I would vote only for him. Prime Minister Yaytsenyuk on a meeting of the Cabinet of Ministers, does not solve very serious economic problems of the country, but shows tricks. FOR UKRAINE ONLY DART VADER! Idiotism MUST BE IN EVERYTHING!
  26. parusnik
    parusnik 31 March 2014 08: 58
    +2
    The elections in Ukraine are a hangover after drinking, and I got sober not with brine, after which enlightenment of the brains begins, but with old tremors, new ones .. As they say in the West, The show must go on
  27. saag
    saag 31 March 2014 09: 06
    0
    the one who has more money and opportunities will win, and not the one who is more adequate
  28. artist-mamluk
    artist-mamluk 31 March 2014 09: 06
    0
    The photo looks like a board "the police are looking for them."
  29. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 31 March 2014 09: 08
    0
    from the Don.
    After the start of economic reforms, many pensioners will not crawl to the ballot boxes. And without them what elections? So they will not take place. And a new pigsty in Dill!
  30. Oleg Prophetic
    Oleg Prophetic 31 March 2014 09: 20
    +5
    I look and ofig_vayu well, and the circus, are all these candidates like for the selection of truths?
    1. comprochikos
      comprochikos 31 March 2014 09: 39
      +1
      Question to the Ukrainians: and you will go to the polls. If you ignore this event, then a handful of Neanderthals and a khan can choose the president
      1. Oleg Prophetic
        Oleg Prophetic 31 March 2014 09: 47
        0
        you go or not, it doesn’t matter, the one who is big in the United States will become president anyway
        1. comprochikos
          comprochikos 31 March 2014 10: 02
          +1
          Yes, something is hard to believe in fair elections. They will be reelected under various pretexts until the necessary slime is sold.
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  31. Krsk
    Krsk 31 March 2014 09: 26
    0
    Timoshenko looks like a train scourge ... a hat in general In addition to Dart and Tsarev, everyone is in the furnace ...
  32. comprochikos
    comprochikos 31 March 2014 09: 32
    +2
    "So really Darth Vader? .."
    By exclusion, the most realistic candidacy
  33. ispaniard
    ispaniard 31 March 2014 09: 37
    0
    Well, what can I say? Unhappy Ukraine, "MARASM STRONG AND OUR FAST TANKS" ...))) PS Didn't you think that Tsarev was under the guise of Darth Vader ???)
  34. f.lourens
    f.lourens 31 March 2014 09: 42
    +2
    General Sponsor of the Elections in Ukraine P.P. Kashchenko Psychiatric Hospital wassat
    1. comprochikos
      comprochikos 31 March 2014 09: 58
      +3
      And also "Masks Show" wassat
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  35. ed65b
    ed65b 31 March 2014 09: 46
    +5
    We vote for Vader, at least the program is clear. And we’ll move him to the Foreign Ministers.
    1. polite people
      polite people 31 March 2014 16: 35
      0
      And he's full. He has everything. There will be less courage.
  36. Dart weyder
    Dart weyder 31 March 2014 09: 55
    +9
    I HAVE FULL LAW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughing
    1. Strezhevsky
      Strezhevsky 31 March 2014 11: 09
      +2
      And mustache on maydaunov on tattoos !!? Come on lord, burn bridges, the evil empire will reward you)))
      1. Koresh
        Koresh April 1 2014 21: 54
        0
        Vladyka, when do we begin the construction of the death star?
        And how to record in attack aircraft?))
  37. apolenkov
    apolenkov 31 March 2014 09: 59
    0
    All this is sad !!!
  38. 128mgb
    128mgb 31 March 2014 10: 09
    +3
    Quote: comprochikos
    Question to the Ukrainians: will you go to the polls

    Why not? Tsarev was registered. Personally, I am surprised by this, I thought they would find some kind of hack and refuse. I will go for the sake of respect for myself, so that later it would not be ashamed that I wanted something and did not do it. In this case, the version of Prophetic Oleg - "no matter how they vote, it is important how they think", will not play any role for me.
    1. Belinsky
      Belinsky April 2 2014 02: 19
      0
      Prophetic Oleg?)))
  39. Semenov
    Semenov 31 March 2014 10: 19
    +1
    After increasing prices for all the Maidan, tens of thousands will come out in all cities. Darth Vader will be beaten with sticks.
  40. johan
    johan 31 March 2014 10: 27
    +4
    The nomination of a movie hero for presidential candidates is the culmination of the madhouse that is happening in post-Yanukovych Ukraine
  41. Bayonet
    Bayonet 31 March 2014 10: 37
    +2
    It will not end well. There are too many aggressive rabble in Ukraine. In addition, they are heavily armed. Much also depends on the turnout in the elections (although there is no one to choose from) of the so-called "ordinary people." Bandera will ensure 100% turnout of their own.
    1. Belinsky
      Belinsky April 2 2014 02: 42
      0
      And who are these "Banderaites"?
  42. Isaev
    Isaev 31 March 2014 10: 40
    +3
    In my opinion, Darth Vader is wonderful! Such a thin banter over all the characters in the government.
  43. brainkiller
    brainkiller 31 March 2014 11: 39
    +2
    If there is no article "against all" then this um .. Vader's chances are great. =)))
  44. Wiruz
    Wiruz 31 March 2014 11: 41
    +3
    - Mikolka!
    - Shaw?
    - I'm your dad!
    laughing
  45. Gray 43
    Gray 43 31 March 2014 11: 48
    +2
    Judging by the comments on the article, the most appropriate candidate, Darth Vader, now we need to offer someone fabulous in the EU elections
  46. Ivan_Ivanov
    Ivan_Ivanov 31 March 2014 11: 54
    +3
    Few people remember and know, but it was he who planted Julia. Presidential candidate of Ukraine Renat Kuzmin: Tymoshenko and Lazarenko eliminated competitors

    1. Ivan_Ivanov
      Ivan_Ivanov 31 March 2014 11: 56
      +1
      3 minute video of his performance.

  47. SLOVO
    SLOVO 31 March 2014 11: 55
    +1
    Something tells me that there will be no elections in Ukraine))
    1. Isaev
      Isaev 31 March 2014 12: 13
      +1
      the imitation will definitely be, with fences in ballot boxes, scandals, protests and rallies.
  48. anip
    anip 31 March 2014 12: 10
    -1
    Is it not in Yulin’s words about the need to use nuclear weapons against Russians in Ukraine in Ukraine?

    By the way, I somehow thought about Yulia's pathological desire to turn the whole of Russia into a scorched desert, and “shoot all Russians in Ukraine from atomic weapons”. Do you remember once there was one of the "gas wars"? Remember when Julia signed an agreement on gas supplies? And remember that BEFORE signing these agreements, she one night privately met with Pu for negotiations? Probably, Pu fell into her then by the very tonsils, maybe more than once, that's why she has been furious since then.
    1. Tequilla
      Tequilla 31 March 2014 16: 02
      -1
      She was then wearing a dress, with a zipper on her back, hanging to the bottom. Apparently for the convenience of tumble))))
  49. Skaramaks
    Skaramaks 31 March 2014 12: 18
    +3
    And how on the move Bude Darth Vader?
    ... how do you think the CAT will be?
    - proudly --- KIT!
    but what do you think will be a whale?
    - stupor! here I am laughing!
    1. twviewer
      twviewer 31 March 2014 12: 26
      +4
      Quote: Skaramaks

      but what do you think will be a whale?

      Kyt, the test word is real.
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