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Why Russia needs to declare war

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Why Russia needs to declare warThe time has come to complete the work that the French Emperor Napoleon I began in the 19th century and the German chancellor Hitler continued in the 20th century: the conquest and submission of Russia to Europe. We talked too long about these two brave enterprises, the failure of which was largely due to bad weather. Berezina and Stalingrad entered the language as synonymous with disorder and defeat. It is time to rid the European consciousness of this inferiority complex, which arises in it at the thought of Moscow. In other words, you need to take Moscow, because it is possible. In the 19th century, the United States was only a second-rate provincial power and did not have the resources to transport fresh troops and new weaponsNapoleon needed him so much to overthrow the tyrant Alexander I with his insidious commander-in-chief Kutuzov.


In the twentieth century, an unpleasant tactical error, which, unfortunately, is filled историяprevented Hitler from seeking military assistance from the United States, because those (fortunately, very briefly) were allies of the Russians. Now nothing of the kind is out of the question. The leaders and the media in Europe and mighty North America finally adhere to the same position in Russia: contempt, disgust and hatred. And even to the closest NATO strategist it is as clear as day that in such incredibly favorable conditions only one thing remains: to attack. Attack. Attack Russia!

At the heart of any war must be moral and humanitarian motives. With good intentions lined the road to hell - in the literature so used to say Andre Gide, who was aware of the evil satanic nature of the Russian state before others. In politics - all the same. Especially in foreign policy.

The goal of the colonization of Africa was not exploitation at all, but the care and enlightenment of people. When they were cured and enlightened, they were only asked to make a modest contribution to the development of the European economy, even if for this purpose many of them had to lay down their heads. There are more than enough moral and humanitarian reasons for attacking Russia. First, it is Ukraine, a new object of passion of the West and America. The Ukrainians of the 2010s became the likeness of the Bosnians and the Kosovars of the 1990s — beautiful creatures with lofty feelings and pure thoughts. To deprive them of the Crimea, which was Russian three times longer than the Ukrainian, was the most severe insult and the strongest blow to the mental and psychological balance of Ukrainians, these new examples of heroism for all of humanity. But it's not only that. Russia has not the first year gives us new reasons to attack, invade and destroy it. It is enough to go on the Internet for a short time: blond Femen, billionaires sent to prison, a refuge for the American traitor Edward Snowden, embracing Putin with a French deserter and tax evader Depardieu, and so on.

So let us not repeat the mistake that has become fatal for brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler! We need to start acting right now if we don’t want, like them, to get stuck at Stalingrad or freeze on the Berezina. Honestly, I even have doubts ... Perhaps now we are already too delayed, and in order not to be substituted by the weather beats, should the attack be postponed for 2015 a year? After all, it is impossible to allow Russians to humiliate us for the third time! It is impossible!
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  1. Sergg
    Sergg 30 March 2014 07: 16
    +26
    The leaders and media of Europe and the mighty North America finally adhere to one position on Russia: contempt, disgust, and hatred.


    Nonsense. They do not have a single position. European countries are afraid of the USA, but even more they are afraid of Russia, and therefore hold on to the USA. Although in the case of an extremely difficult social situation, which will follow immediately after the start of large-scale hostilities, their alliance will fall apart like a house of cards. And the US military operations will not begin in Ukraine, as they are also afraid of Russia, they will try to drag us into the war in the Middle East, using Turkey for this
    1. Sid.74
      Sid.74 30 March 2014 08: 08
      +22
      What kind of stream of consciousness is this? Not an article, but a complete sob! Or Prokhanov began to write for enemies! wassat
      1. And Us Rat
        And Us Rat 30 March 2014 08: 37
        +68
        Quote: Sid.74
        What kind of stream of consciousness is this? Not an article, but a complete sob! Or Prokhanov began to write for enemies! wassat

        Translation of the feuilleton of Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point

        Читать полностью: http://www.km.ru/world/2014/03/27/protivostoyanie-na-ukraine-2013-14/735833-poch

        emu-rossii-nuzhno-obyavit-voinu


        This is satire, Zhenya, French sarcasm. laughing
        1. Letun
          Letun 30 March 2014 08: 48
          +18
          Some kind of sour sarcasm. Something bad with the French with a sense of humor, Petrosyan should be seconded to them. laughing
        2. krpmlws
          krpmlws 30 March 2014 08: 59
          +45
          Article-funny trolling of the West. laughingArticle plus.
          1. family tree
            family tree 30 March 2014 09: 15
            +11
            Thank you, neighing! Well, at least the French have a good sense of humor
            The Ukrainians of the 2010s became the likeness of the Bosnians and Kosovans of the 1990s - beautiful creatures with elevated feelings and pure thoughts.

            This is not the first year that Russia has given us new reasons to attack, invade and destroy it. It’s enough to go online for a while: the blond Femen, the billionaires sent to jail, the refuge for the American traitor Edward Snowden, Putin’s embrace with the French deserter and tax evader Depardieu
            laughing
            Samantha and Churkin remembered, again he picked up the laugh. No, please, under the table laughing
            1. Tourist
              Tourist 30 March 2014 20: 59
              0
              You have good nerves. strong. I slipped under a chair ... wassat
        3. yustas
          yustas 30 March 2014 09: 26
          +2
          Quote: And Us Rat
          This is satire, Eugene, French sarcasm

          Good time. It’s more like not sarcasm, but senility
          1. Turkir
            Turkir 30 March 2014 16: 42
            +3
            Yes, this is a TIRE article on newspaper news stamps in France.
            Great, he pulled them. Well, the polite name of the mockery is SARKAZM.
            Ha-ha, I admit, I didn’t understand right away either. smile
        4. Sid.74
          Sid.74 30 March 2014 09: 51
          +31
          Quote: And Us Rat
          This is satire, Zhenya, French sarcasm. laughing

          And here it is !!! laughing Well, they can, there’s all sorts of poems about dead horses! They can !!! lol

          Here is the real satire, hold me seven !!!! laughinglolwassat

          The head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, said that the republic is ready to join Ukraine as a broad autonomy. According to him, "a delegation of polite armed people with beards has already gone to Kiev to discuss the details of the upcoming reunification of Ukraine and Chechnya."

          Meanwhile, the Prime Minister of Ukraine Arseniy Yatsenyuk emphasized that he did not want to see Chechnya as part of the state. “The time has not yet come for such a desperate step,” he said.

          Nevertheless, Ramzan Kadyrov said in an interview with the Saboteur newspaper that the Chechen Republic intends to become part of Ukraine “whether Ukraine wants it or not”. Kadyrov also proposed renaming the Maidan of Independence into the Maidan of the reunification of Chechnya with Ukraine. “Chechnya has always felt itself to be part of a large Ukrainian family. It is time to restore historical justice, ”said Kadyrov.

          Beaver, exhale. laughing

          This is a joke from Ramzan Akhmatovich. True, they say that after this joke in the government buildings of Ukraine they began to chew not ties but shoes, but to the phrase of the Glavtatarin of Crimea:
          “We proceed from the premise that our right to self-determination is undoubtedly natural and is based on international documents. I have no doubt that one of the first who should respond to our document should be the Ukrainian parliament. I don’t know if the Russian parliament will respond ”. They hinted that for the Crimean Tatars today, on the day when they wanted to announce their referendum on independence, only "Subscriber is not a subscriber" was playing all day

          Uff let go !!! yes fellow
          1. baltika-18
            baltika-18 30 March 2014 13: 41
            0
            Quote: Sid.74
            This is a joke from Ramzan Akhmatovich.
            How respectful and pathos. The wolf tail under which the bum has bloomed.
        5. tianna
          tianna 30 March 2014 10: 41
          +7
          Looks still fresh memories of the war of 1812
          1. smile
            smile 30 March 2014 13: 33
            +8
            tianna
            Of course they are fresh - even the French Arabs, who have no idea who Napoleon is, uses the word Berezina in those cases in which we use the word "Arctic fox". :))) And I'm not kidding - this is a real episode. :)))

            To be honest, I don’t understand what the people took up on the article and stuck out the minuses - a completely worthless banter. Personally, I liked it. :)))
        6. Nick
          Nick 30 March 2014 13: 26
          +6
          Quote: And Us Rat
          This is satire, Zhenya, French sarcasm.

          Judging by the number of drawbacks to the article, some of them simply "did not enter" ...
          1. And Us Rat
            And Us Rat 30 March 2014 13: 46
            +7
            Quote: Nick

            Judging by the number of drawbacks to the article, some of them simply "did not enter" ...

          2. RONIN-HS
            RONIN-HS 30 March 2014 14: 09
            +4
            Quote: Nick

            Judging by the number of drawbacks to the article, some of them simply "did not enter" ...


            That's for sure, I repent ... I'm the first repeat Bubbled "minus" ... well, very subtle sarcasm, it was their Sarkozy who taught sarcasm, and we take the rap. laughing
        7. SHOCK.
          SHOCK. 30 March 2014 19: 22
          +5
          Patrick Besson, the son of a Croatian émigré and a Russian - let us emphasize, a Russian - immigrant, a communist who worked for the French Communist Party publication L'Humanite, defended the Serbs in his articles during the war in Yugoslavia (which provoked the wrath of the European "right"). He even wrote a book Against the Slanderers of Serbia. Subsequently, Besson consistently condemned the "hawkish" policy of the Western powers. In France, Besson has a reputation as a brilliant pamphleteer.

          In fact, in an article for Le Point, he laughed at liberty over the anti-Russian hysteria that reigns now on both sides of the Atlantic and even in places inside the state border of the Russian Federation

          Pinned a guy.
      2. Baloo
        Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 03
        +1
        Inflation, the author ran out of State Deputies. The provocateur decided to earn extra money. What can he know about the war, sitting in a warm chair?
      3. Geisenberg
        Geisenberg 30 March 2014 10: 49
        +8
        Quote: Sid.74
        What kind of stream of consciousness is this? Not an article, but a complete sob! Or Prokhanov began to write for enemies! wassat


        I put a plus. This is a good article. Clarity in understanding motives is priceless. I hope no one has any doubts as to what is motivated by all the 314ndossian brothers. I hope it is clear that we Russians are being held for a fool and how it can end.
        1. Suhow
          Suhow 31 March 2014 00: 39
          0
          and not only Russian.
      4. Combitor
        Combitor 30 March 2014 11: 28
        +4
        Quote: Sid.74
        Or Prokhanov began to write for enemies!

        Do not blame Prokhanov. He did not write it. When I started reading this article, the idea was circulating that I had already read it somewhere before. I rummaged and found:
        <Why Russia needs to declare war ("Le Point", France) 27/03/2014
        The time has come to complete the work that the French emperor Napoleon I began in the XNUMXth century and the German chancellor Hitler continued in the XNUMXth century: the conquest and subjugation of Russia by Europe. We've talked too long about these two daring ventures, whose failure was largely due to bad weather ...>
        (well, hereinafter)
        It is not clear who stuck it here and why?
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 30 March 2014 11: 34
          +2
          Quote: Kombitor
          Do not blame Prokhanov. He did not write it. When I started reading this article, the idea was circulating that I had already read it somewhere before.

          It was sarcasm, I respect Prokhanov, just what the description is like! hi
        2. Nick
          Nick 30 March 2014 13: 31
          +5
          Quote: Kombitor
          It is not clear who stuck it here and why?

          Just neighing. And in the West there are people with humor ... lol
      5. niki233
        niki233 30 March 2014 11: 55
        +4
        and where the fuckers? request
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 30 March 2014 12: 10
          +1
          Quote: niki233
          and where the fuckers? request

          And nothing, as for me the same inconsistent and emotional narrative, it seemed to me like Prokhanov!
      6. witch
        witch 30 March 2014 13: 32
        0
        Th for ???
      7. Bayonet
        Bayonet 30 March 2014 14: 02
        0
        And from what side did Prokhanov come from ???
      8. Uhalus
        Uhalus 30 March 2014 15: 57
        +2
        This is sarcasm and irony! This is an approximate voice acting of Euro-Ukrainian nonsense. Appreciated, laughed heartily. We have completely forgotten the genre of political satire, it is time for him to recover!
      9. Corporal
        Corporal 30 March 2014 18: 45
        0
        You did not look what it is

        "Translation of the feuilleton by Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point"
      10. Cherdak
        Cherdak 30 March 2014 19: 14
        0
        Quote: Sid.74
        What is this stream of consciousness?

        Great trolling! winked
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    3. kartalovkolya
      kartalovkolya 30 March 2014 09: 03
      +6
      You are mistaken, they have a single position (taken from the Kama Sutra)!
    4. ele1285
      ele1285 30 March 2014 09: 08
      +4
      Quote: Sergg
      The US is afraid of European countries, but even more they are afraid of Russia,

      Yes, they are not afraid of the United States, the entire Geyropa is divided into two camps, those to whom the United States has been subverted, this is of course primarily Germany (the Germans are not happy with the Amer bases, and they have pride) and most of old Europe and the second are those who are ready for them Lick, Poland, Spratlandia, etc.
      Absolutely the opposite with Russia, the Bundes, guardians, etc. are doing their own business, and the whining of the Young Europeans that everyone in Russia wakes up with the idea of ​​what to do badly to Poland, Estonia, etc. already from the "oldies" no one is interested. only Indian killers help
    5. nikolaev
      nikolaev 30 March 2014 10: 30
      +16
      Urgent SMS from Lugansk, at 3 a.m.! -
      TRANSFER ALL THE INTERNET RESOURCES !!!

      MY GUYS KILL Alexander Kravtsov

      URGENT MESSAGE !!! In Lugansk, a few minutes ago a brutal attack DONE AT tent camp !!! People's Militia gangs in masks armed with bats, knives and unarmed SREDSTVAMI.NAPALA SPECIAL GUYS three times more than in the amount of our forces at the time ATTACK IS HARD WOUNDED. LUHANIANS RISE !!! THE TIME IS COMING !!! THE CREATURES WILL RESPONSE FOR EVERYTHING !!!
    6. Stalnov I.P.
      Stalnov I.P. 30 March 2014 11: 00
      +5
      A smart article, I would like to add, without taking strategic weapons, I bring to the consciousness of the European "mare" from foreign affairs and the curly-haired lad of non-German origin of American nationality, RUSSIA has the largest stocks of tactical nuclear weapons, according to various estimates from open sources, from 8 to 10 thousand units , let everyone think well how many times this fucking western Europe can be fried with so many, I think 100 pieces will be enough, and after the first atomic explosion, the rest will think about salvation so quickly that no supercomputer can compare. In addition, do not forget Berlin took two times, Paris too, the experience of history has not taught anything, we will have to take Brussels with London and wash our feet and boots in the English Channel.
    7. WKS
      WKS 30 March 2014 11: 35
      +1
      The article is generally complete nonsense. The modern united west is capable of fighting only against banana republics. Even if we discard the fact that Russia is a nuclear superpower and assume that all this component will not be guaranteed to be used. It’s hard to imagine how millions of sleek Europeans and Americans, tearing themselves away from monitors and smartphones, go to hand-to-hand combat and lay Kursk or Moscow Region fields with their corpses.
      Much more real is the picture of how these same sleek people huddled in cowardly crowds running like "brave" Georgians in search of shelter.
      The present West is fighting only with languages, and not with its own, but with those belonging to the corrupt press.
      1. witch
        witch 30 March 2014 14: 06
        +1
        WKS
        I’m thinking here you’re a little bit wrong, they won’t go to fight with me personally, just when we wake up for breakfast we will send a bunch of cruise missiles with such democratic greetings every day. They only know how to fight. And personally, to the fields to us it’s a pity that the world is so crazy, everyone can live peacefully under the sun. Travel there are so many places on the planet where you can go to see the beauty. Let everyone understand that in the grave everything that you make all your life will not be necessary with you you won’t take anything away, as you came to a world like this as a wimp and you go away into oblivion.
        1. WKS
          WKS 30 March 2014 17: 45
          +2
          On greetings conveyed by cruise missiles, they will receive greetings from poplar and maces across Washington and other enemy capitals. Do you think they are ready for such a hello?
    8. vvg
      vvg 30 March 2014 12: 04
      0
      Oh, they’re afraid. If you do not know do not say. I'm studying with a guy, he is from the USA. We talked with him on the topic of Russian-American relations. So he said the right thing, these are all games of politicians, and nations do not need this all. He said that many of them did not know about Russia, did not consider it an enemy. After the collapse of the USSR they heard almost nothing about Russia, they were neutral. Now their main problem is the radical Islamists (by the way, this problem is growing in Russia every year, not only in the North Caucasus)
      1. Spnsr
        Spnsr 30 March 2014 21: 15
        0
        Quote: vvg
        Oh, they’re afraid. If you do not know do not say. I'm studying with a guy, he is from the USA. We talked with him on the topic of Russian-American relations. So he said the right thing, these are all games of politicians, and nations do not need this all. He said that many of them did not know about Russia, did not consider it an enemy. After the collapse of the USSR they heard almost nothing about Russia, they were neutral. Now their main problem is the radical Islamists (by the way, this problem is growing in Russia every year, not only in the North Caucasus)

        laughing laughing laughing
        I'm straight rushing from this naivety laughing
        Or maybe it's such a trolling !? am
      2. Setrac
        Setrac 30 March 2014 23: 05
        0
        Quote: vvg
        Now their main problem is the radical Islamists (by the way, this problem is growing in Russia every year, not only in the North Caucasus)

        These most radical Islamists thrive on US and British money and do not threaten Americans with anything.
    9. Reasonable, 2,3
      Reasonable, 2,3 30 March 2014 13: 51
      +1
      We have contempt, justified. No one will climb. They are in the ass. Where is the clarity here? And the article is rubbish !.
    10. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 30 March 2014 14: 08
      +3
      feuilleton monsieur Batrick Besson is so-so .. however, within the intellectual of Europe ... I can only say: why can not declare war on Russia, because traditionally rake in full! wassat
  2. Alejandro
    Alejandro 30 March 2014 07: 17
    +16
    You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.
    1. stayer
      stayer 30 March 2014 07: 54
      +15
      Quote: Alejandro
      You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.
      Too much honor. Dig a ditch and throw off there all who came to us with the war.
      1. kartalovkolya
        kartalovkolya 30 March 2014 09: 00
        +8
        The governor of Donetsk has already taken care of himself and dug a deep ditch along the border with Russia (and we won’t have to bury our land)!
    2. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 30 March 2014 07: 58
      +7
      Quote: Alejandro
      You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.

      Such only in a cesspool to bury in stacks without a name and surname. Shit place in shit.
    3. paul1992
      paul1992 30 March 2014 08: 00
      +1
      Quote: Alejandro
      You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.

      bury standing good
      1. kartalovkolya
        kartalovkolya 30 March 2014 08: 58
        +2
        That's right, but I'll make an amendment (to save money) by four, waist-deep and tied by the hands: here is your grave, and a monument, and a fence! And paint it with "silver"!
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    4. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov 30 March 2014 08: 55
      +4
      Quote: Alejandro
      You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.

      Why are you throwing so much land? We are enlightened tea people, we have crematoria. Yes, and no one canceled the common graves!
      By the way, I heard somewhere dug a beautiful ditch, do not disappear!
    5. Baloo
      Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 04
      +1
      We’ll put you there.
      1. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov 30 March 2014 21: 46
        -1
        Come and put it down!
      2. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov 30 March 2014 23: 10
        0
        Quote: Balu
        We’ll put you there.

        What do you want something at all?
    6. ele1285
      ele1285 30 March 2014 09: 09
      +1
      Quote: Alejandro
      You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.

      You need to put a minus, there is no width.
      And do not bury them in our land, desecrate. Here the naglia for this Pts will work well
      1. Spnsr
        Spnsr 30 March 2014 21: 19
        0
        Quote: ele1285
        Quote: Alejandro
        You are welcome, enough land for all of you. 2.5x2 meters per carcass.

        You need to put a minus, there is no width.
        And do not bury them in our land, desecrate. Here the naglia for this Pts will work well

        there are wells worked ...
  3. Alexander Romanov
    Alexander Romanov 30 March 2014 07: 20
    +8
    I am interested in the authors of such nonsense, when ever at all think about what they offer? Well, they began an attack on Russia, and what will the author do after learning that a warrior with Russia has begun, will leave his laptop with another unfinished article about insidious Russia and run to look for a bunker. Maybe it will explode into an ATM to withdraw at least some cash, but whether he will remember the money that he received for his appeal in the article. I’m not sure that such chmyrs will die first, as the waste material.
    1. Sergeriys
      Sergeriys 30 March 2014 08: 05
      -1
      Yes, no, the author is working on earnings on the Internet, most likely a loser is sitting in a stroller, swallowed anabolics, and is waiting for the next order. It makes no difference to whom they roll a barrel, they would pay a lie.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 30 March 2014 08: 39
        +3
        Quote: Sergeriys
        . It makes no difference to whom they roll a barrel, they would pay a lie.

        And in the case of a nuclear warrior, will he need this money? No one will need him at all. The garbage of society.
    2. Sunjar
      Sunjar 30 March 2014 08: 19
      +3
      Such chmyr will be the first to run to lick the ass of our generals, soldiers, and, first of all, the rulers. As it actually was during the war with Napoleon (note that the author is French). When our troops took Paris, one of the nobles said: "Well, where were you before, to free us from this tyrant?" (The quote with changes is possible, but the meaning is preserved).

      Well and how fun it is to listen that they blame their failures for bad weather. But by the way, this is even better, they mean they will think that this time they will prepare for bad weather, that they have a victory in their pocket, which means they will relax and we will snatch them, as our ancestors did before.
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    4. Magadan
      Magadan 30 March 2014 08: 30
      +2
      damn, it's feuilleton, not a serious article. Designed for us so that we roughly understand the train of thought of NATO-Natsik. As a man who knows the Yankers, I confirm that many people there are approximately in this spirit (not so satirical of course) and think that there will be no more mass support for aggression against Russia and will not.
      1. ele1285
        ele1285 30 March 2014 09: 14
        0
        Quote: Magadan
        damn, it's feuilleton,

        No, not humor, I read it in translation the day after I went to Inosmi. It's just that the author is the custodian woman Baba Lera
        1. avt
          avt 30 March 2014 11: 34
          +3
          Quote: ele1285
          No, not humor, I read it in translation the day after leaving Inosmi.

          This is for sure, very “specific” humor, about the same as the procession - a rally in Moscow against the war, with the chants of the Banderaites and under their flags that the Makarevichs staged the Germans. Well, then kaaneshna - “we are not for the bandera, we are against the war with the brotherly people, you stupidly did not understand.” Here you say sarcasm - “In the twentieth century, an unpleasant tactical error, which, unfortunately, is filled with history, prevented Hitler military aid to the United States, because they (fortunately, for a very short time) were allies of the Russians. "Yes, I would laugh too. BUT, and who gave the golden Czechoslovak state to Hitler from the banks of England ??? Bloody Stalin, or diplomatic "peacemaker" Chamberlain. Very ambiguous "sarcasm" turns out.
          1. old rocket man
            old rocket man 30 March 2014 16: 46
            0
            Quote: avt
            Very ambiguous "sarcasm" turns out.


            Why, of course, this is feuilleton and sarcasm is clear from the second paragraph.
            But look at the estimates, not everyone understands.
            But I don’t understand something else: why was the feuilleton posted on the site without the signature that posted this “opinion”? Why was it submitted without the accompanying context ?.
            The provocative nature of this "opinion" is obvious. Pluralism is, of course, good, but after all this is a patriotic site,or I'm wrong?
      2. skifd
        skifd 30 March 2014 12: 16
        +5
        Quote: Magadan
        damn, it's feuilleton, not a serious article.


        And what is it not feuilleton? From the website of Sevastopol:

        "Paganel
        Message Added: 29 Mar, 2014, 22: 57
        Post subject: Re: Started!
        eight thousandth conqueror
        User avatar

        Registered: 26 Jun, 2013, 7: 58
        Messages: 8005
        From: Bear Forest, Russia
        Points: 487
        Ilf and Petrov. Ilf
        Out of rank keep me seven !!!!! : mrgreen:

        Quote:
        This news, dear friends, I personally read from under the table:

        Yatsenyuk: we did not give the opportunity to Russian troops to enter the continental part of Ukraine

        Prime Minister of Ukraine Arseniy Yatsenyuk believes that the Ukrainian government, not succumbing to the provocation of the Russian side, did not allow the invasion of Russian troops in continental Ukraine.

        “Our task was to prevent Russian troops from entering the continental territory of Ukraine. The Russian authorities and the Russian army expected us to succumb to the provocation,” he said on Shuster Live on Friday evening.

        He noted that the Ukrainian authorities did not succumb to provocations.

        “They brought me a paper with the appropriate stamp that 12 Russian helicopters (the latest modification of combat helicopters) are flying from the direction of Chernigov to Kiev and a military operation to seize Ukraine and seize the organs of state power begins. Whatever you are, it is impossible not to react to this information. They expected that we would give an answer, that we would show ourselves inadequately, and they would take advantage of it ... but we held on to the situation, did not react and did not give them a reason to cross the border of Ukraine. They were ready for this, and they are ready for it now ", - added Yatsenyuk.

        The prime minister also noted that his government was able to fulfill other tasks set for itself, in particular, to receive international support, stabilize the situation in the country and sign the political part of the Association Agreement with the EU.
        We note yesterday, on 27 of March, it was reported that the risk of Russian invasion of the territory of mainland Ukraine was quite high, said Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Andriy Parubiy.

        Remember this joke:

        A woman in a window on the fifth floor, upon seeing a man passing by, starts screaming shrillly:
        - Help! Rape !!!
        The man answered her
        - Who rapes you, woman? !!
        -Yes you !!!
        “How is it? .. I'm here, and you up there ...”
        -So you don’t get up? ..

        Do I see a parallel alone? ..


        : lol2:: lol2:: lol2: "
    5. avt
      avt 30 March 2014 09: 09
      +4
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      I am interested in the authors of such nonsense, when ever at all think about what they offer?

      “Katz offers to surrender." They are rebuilding on the go. At first they frightened us with terrible sanctions from which we would definitely dress in skins and live in dugouts, eating each other. There are no sanctions, that's a woe! laughing Then they turned on the durka that Crimea will eat not only the money taken out to the funds in the West, but also all the pension money, even not yet deducted in the form of taxes. Again, the "stupid" Russian "people" was not scared. request These are uneducated savages! Now a new approach - there, far beyond the horizon, the incalculable, orderly ranks of libertorian, democratic troops are already lining up, overshadowed by the spirit of Barbarossa, Napoleon and Hitler, driven by the bloody tyrant Stalin to suicide, whose advanced fighters are now marching across the "liberated" Kiev, finally bringing its center is on the Maidan of European civilization into a city that is exhausted by the "shovel" in the form of a vegetable garden and a pigsty, and if the Russian hordes do not rush out of hunger to rob this oasis of splendid, liberoid life, they will even have time to start chickens. That will be a peremoga! Just real, civilized, European happiness! Although no, for complete and final happiness, they still need ... well, in general - like at our gates Bobik Sharik e ... t, and then vice versa - Bobik Sharika e ... t. Then finally, a bright thing will come in Ukraine , gayurop libertarian tomorrow.
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      2. Stalker
        Stalker 30 March 2014 10: 38
        +5
        leading fighters of which are now marching through the "liberated" Kiev, finally bringing European civilization to its center on the Maidan

        Is it that they are rushing into the military enlistment office in a crowd ???? laughing
      3. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov 30 March 2014 21: 56
        0
        Quote: avt
        Bobik's ball

        Thank you! I haven’t neigh for a long time!
    6. tianna
      tianna 30 March 2014 10: 45
      +1
      this is French feuilleton (link at the bottom of the article), well, this is humor ... they have such humor
  4. TAGIR
    TAGIR 30 March 2014 07: 20
    +6
    Sarcasm is a good thing, but not for everyone.
    1. major071
      major071 30 March 2014 07: 41
      +9
      This is not sarcasm. This is a liberoid type of insanity with a complication. Apparently, the author played with computer toys and stopped distinguishing where fiction is and where reality is.
      1. serega.fedotov
        serega.fedotov 30 March 2014 08: 50
        0
        The Americans are developing a system that will automatically glorify the United States in social networks, and pour mud over enemies! Since such a system is unlikely to be able to completely support the conversation, this article is like checking how stupid articles people can gobble up!
  5. Barakuda
    Barakuda 30 March 2014 07: 20
    +1
    Insanity grows stronger. The author clearly did not teach history. Yes, and at night looking to smoke less need and eat enough mushrooms. Advice to the author - before it's too late, buy at least nuts ...
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  7. user1212
    user1212 30 March 2014 07: 23
    +16
    If only they wrote that this is a joke. Translation of the feuilleton of Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point. And then with these tantrums, the US and the EU can be taken at face value.
    1. Barakuda
      Barakuda 30 March 2014 07: 31
      +1
      Thank you for saying .. I already thought that I was the only one so smart here. smile
  8. mig31
    mig31 30 March 2014 07: 24
    +2
    Whose brushes work, gentlemen? Who is the customer?, Be so kind, monogram .... LET YOU ALL OF RUSSIA ...
  9. bomg.77
    bomg.77 30 March 2014 07: 26
    +5
    was due to bad weather. Berezina and Stalingrad entered the language as synonyms for disorder and defeat.
    And Berezina and Stalingrad and Frosts are still in the same places, for the aggressor they will become the same mass graves, and many even from Warsaw Berlin and Paris will not leave!
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 05
      +3
      And the Cossacks will again come to Paris and even further.
  10. tnship2
    tnship2 30 March 2014 07: 28
    0
    What does the article look like on SchusterLIVE. WHAT DOES THERE ATTACK US? The European army is a decorative thing. The Americans will land between Chita and Khabarovsk and stay there to live?
    1. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 30 March 2014 08: 10
      +1
      Quote: tnship2
      Do the Americans land between Chita and Khabarovsk and stay there to live?

      fool It's interesting how? Through China and Mongolia? Does anyone know that the western and northern parts of the Amur region (it is precisely between Khabar and Chita) are not passable for any equipment (in an offensive sense). And in winter, frosts there fall below 40. And even with such frosts, the rivers Amazar and Shilka may not "boil" weakly. Vrazhin there nature itself will simply kill you. Space defense is also developed there. The new cosmodrome is being protected, however.
      1. tnship2
        tnship2 30 March 2014 08: 42
        0
        Well, I'm talking about the same thing.
      2. aleshka
        aleshka 30 March 2014 08: 47
        0
        In the swamps of the Amur Region, you can even drown the Chinese army, not to mention the US army !!!
      3. fif21
        fif21 30 March 2014 09: 46
        +1
        Quote: Native grandfather
        It is interesting how? Through China and Mongolia?
        In cultural exchange order laughing they mark people in Birobidzhan (Jewish autonomy), but they won’t stay there-the Khabarovsk brothers can’t do the right thing, they confuse the heads lol
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      5. sasha.28blaga
        sasha.28blaga 31 March 2014 05: 52
        0
        Well, maybe they’ll even build roads, they’ll do a good thing for us.
    2. kartalovkolya
      kartalovkolya 30 March 2014 08: 54
      +1
      They don’t live, but they will lie there, but you don’t need to eat the beast too long in winter!
      1. fif21
        fif21 30 March 2014 10: 05
        +2
        Quote: kartalovkolya
        in winter, you also need to eat the beast

        I would warn animals against such food laughing from these burgers and indigestion can be obtained, solid chemistry and g o in but oh sorry GMO stop
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  11. their
    their 30 March 2014 07: 30
    +3
    Yes, the time has come to pile on you once again Western maramois, only this time finally with federalization.
  12. andrei332809
    andrei332809 30 March 2014 07: 32
    +1
    Attack Attack Russia!

    Oh well. the history of morons does not teach.
    and the irony of the narrative is healthy good
  13. Kodar 75
    Kodar 75 30 March 2014 07: 35
    +4
    O great feuilletonist, I bow ...
  14. AnpeL
    AnpeL 30 March 2014 07: 38
    +1
    This is what a wretched creature again vomited a set of letters. Probably, the laurels of Napoleon and Hitler are not allowed to sleep. Well, I don’t know, I don’t know ... Or maybe the Euros and the pin ... The sons can’t live without another kick in the ass - they like manna from heaven: you need to receive a particularly large pendell from time to time.
  15. Rus62
    Rus62 30 March 2014 07: 42
    +3
    Well, there are no pro-Western mongrels.
  16. Stinger
    Stinger 30 March 2014 07: 43
    +1
    "Dreams, dreams, where is your sweetness?
    Dreams have come true, the muck remains. "

    Again run up to rudeness?
  17. Ulairy
    Ulairy 30 March 2014 07: 43
    +2
    Quote: Alejandro
    2.5x2 meters per carcass.

    Separately for each carcass? What the hell? Common pit with lime and pruvet! And by the way: Perhaps now we have already dragged on too much, and in order not to be substituted by the weather, the attack should be postponed to 2015? Are you waiting for global warming, gentlemen? Then it’s rather the year 2055 ... Thanks Besson, pleased. laughing
  18. asar
    asar 30 March 2014 07: 43
    +2
    Well, nonsense, no way with a big binge! wassat wassat wassat in Europe, except perhaps the German armies (and even that is a big question!), there are probably no special combat forces (foreign legion? but everyone saw how they were touched in Mali, and they didn’t shine especially in other clashes! ) When will you advance then ?! otherwise I haven’t stroked the laces yet! laughing
  19. zulus222
    zulus222 30 March 2014 07: 44
    +1
    what does the phrase mean: (you can’t let the Russians humiliate us a third time) for the third time we will bend you!
  20. delfinN
    delfinN 30 March 2014 07: 44
    +16
    There are a bunch of such advertisers on market day: Karl, Bonya, Aloizych ...
    1. NDR-791
      NDR-791 30 March 2014 08: 17
      +5
      And one cartridge ...
    2. Baloo
      Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 06
      +4
      Shoot, do not suffer.
    3. 123dv
      123dv 30 March 2014 11: 56
      +2
      Well, you annealed!
      Of course parabellum!
      We will retreat to the mountains!
  21. techmesh
    techmesh 30 March 2014 07: 45
    +3
    French frog overeaten - brain swells.
  22. NDR-791
    NDR-791 30 March 2014 07: 48
    +3
    This call is reminiscent of the speaker's voice at an ant hill meeting. And sho we dad dad bulk? !! And we’re fucking, you’re the first!
    There were many such vociferous. And there’s something about the education and treatment of Africa. Yeah, and then help the benefactors as far as possible on the plantations. 15 million slaves in 100 years since 1700.
    You’re afraid to fight Russia. Four times they took Berlin, come, ask - once again we go to explain.
    1. asar
      asar 30 March 2014 08: 08
      0
      exactly! bazaar of "educators"! so you can justify any aggression, any occupation - we came to you a little of that, "to heal, to teach"! and for this, work a little for the good of the "educators"! that's cool!
  23. Name
    Name 30 March 2014 07: 48
    +4
    Still, I did not understand who was going to commit such a stupid thing, not from Ukrainian sites, this "work", probably from the hysterical Power ...
    1. asar
      asar 30 March 2014 07: 54
      +6
      Lord, God forbid, terrible as a dark night! wassat
    2. Lyokha79
      Lyokha79 30 March 2014 08: 28
      +2
      No, not from Ukrainian. But if they read there, then they came to a puppy delight from this mental diarrhea. This feuilleton of a certain Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point. If this is a joke, then the author has trouble with a sense of humor. And if it is written seriously, then it’s worse, trouble with the head.
  24. KBPC50
    KBPC50 30 March 2014 07: 49
    +5
    Quote: Barracuda
    Insanity grows stronger. The author clearly did not teach history. Yes, and looking at night, you need to smoke less and eat mushrooms . Advice to the author - before it's too late, buy at least nuts ...
    And in addition to the nuts, let him add some light Crimean wine so that you can sleep peacefully, because if a war breaks out, let alone sleep, but there will be nothing to eat. He is not even a senile author, but rather a complete "frene" !! Guys, don't joke like that. Otherwise, 5 pieces for each European capital (and there are still 4 -5 in them) and nothing of the ball will remain. The button is easy to press, but living in the world respecting others and understanding people is a problem for these idiots! (My opinion is written from BUDUN!)
  25. Cossacks
    Cossacks 30 March 2014 07: 51
    0
    Type black humor.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 08
      +1
      I regard it as a provocation.
  26. delfinN
    delfinN 30 March 2014 07: 51
    +20
    Robots yap from impotent anger, for they know:
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 30 March 2014 09: 08
      +4
      You can’t offend Russians, we have our own complexes.
    2. operator35
      operator35 30 March 2014 13: 22
      +2
      Quote: delfinN
      Robots yap from impotent anger, for they know:

      the motto of the Strategic Missile Forces- "no one after us"))))
  27. 11111mail.ru
    11111mail.ru 30 March 2014 07: 59
    0
    The road to hell is lined with good intentions - that’s what Andre used to say in literature

    The author of this expression: Johnson (Johnson) Samuel (1709 - 1784) English poet, influential critic, historian of literature and lexicographer.
  28. Yura
    Yura 30 March 2014 08: 00
    +2
    I don’t even want to comment on the nonsense of such people. They do not understand that Russia, when it is tired of listening to their eternal claims, and in order to work quietly, develop and live, will simply destroy some of the most aggressive countries, whose parasitism has reached the limit. And neither the lies and duplicity that has become a way of life, nor their high technology, nor the Russian soul at the last moment from pity, sympathy and nobility, giving them life to their own harm every time, will help them.
  29. Zord33
    Zord33 30 March 2014 08: 01
    +3
    By uniting Germany and becoming its chancellor, Prince Otto von Bismarck repeatedly frustrated the impulsive Wilhelm’s plans to immediately enter the war with Russia, convincing the emperor and his General Staff of the "illusions" of victory over Russia, for the open spaces protect it and any army will die in them, like a great Napoleon's army. “It is better to have an eastern neighbor as a friend,” the chancellor told his successors.
  30. NDR-791
    NDR-791 30 March 2014 08: 07
    +2
    In the southern Urals there are villages -Paris, Fershenpenoise and several more. Come and come, only the place for you in Kolyma is left, we cannot help more than anything.
    1. Skifo
      Skifo 30 March 2014 20: 01
      0
      No, I’d add another comment here: this is how entry to Paris and other European capitals would look if you dare to get into us ... this time we will include it in our borders))
  31. sanek0207
    sanek0207 30 March 2014 08: 12
    +2
    Who wrote this article at all? Who is so smart and belligerent ?? Let him declare war on RUSSIA, he’ll just show his face! I just want to look at this misunderstanding! And by the way about the ditch, you don’t need to dig it, some governors in Ukraine dug a ditch at the border, so that there you can bury it!
  32. Barakuda
    Barakuda 30 March 2014 08: 15
    0
    Quote: Zord33
    “It is better to have an eastern neighbor as a friend,” the chancellor told his successors.

    They don't hear "authority", but in vain ...
  33. Arkan
    Arkan 30 March 2014 08: 25
    +1
    The author is simply not healthy.
  34. Yarik
    Yarik 30 March 2014 08: 29
    +1
    Why Russia needs to declare war


    If the author is so sure of the correctness of his words, then why is the article not signed? Huh? Here it is.
    1. bomg.77
      bomg.77 30 March 2014 08: 38
      0
      Quote: Yarik
      If the author is so sure of the correctness of his words, then why is the article not signed? Huh? Here it is.
      Translation of the feuilleton of Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point
  35. Magadan
    Magadan 30 March 2014 08: 33
    +2
    Guys, do you have a sense of humor in general, is there anything completely missing? This is feuilleton! True clumsy undoubtedly. The author simply does not have enough talent for such things.
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 30 March 2014 10: 47
      +1
      Quote: Magadan
      The author simply does not have enough talent for such things.

      With such a talent, it is better to sit in the toilet and shout: "Busy!"
    2. Bersaglieri
      Bersaglieri 30 March 2014 15: 31
      0
      Not feuilleton clumsy, but translation-clumsy.
      Again in Inosmi, the studios were harnessed "for food".
  36. marder4
    marder4 30 March 2014 08: 38
    +1
    what the hell is that? if humor is not adequate, but if it’s real, then it’s time to go crazy ...
  37. alexdol
    alexdol 30 March 2014 08: 40
    +1
    And who is this I.D.I.O.T. what did he write? Here, the matter is just quite the opposite: it is RUSSIA already time to attack this stinking west! It's time to clean their brains again! Two times / in 1812 and in 1945 / it was not enough, the lesson must be repeated to consolidate the result ...
    1. Vadim12
      Vadim12 30 March 2014 13: 37
      +2
      I completely agree, the need has arisen for the re-education of the West, otherwise we have completely lost fear. Lost, apparently, the lessons of the past. It's time to deal closely with these idiots.
    2. Setrac
      Setrac 30 March 2014 23: 08
      0
      Quote: alexdol
      Here, the matter is just quite the opposite: it is RUSSIA already time to attack this stinking west!

      The Third Reich is destroyed, and the time will soon come for the fourth.
  38. sv68
    sv68 30 March 2014 08: 42
    0
    Well, if a brick fell on his head, it was unnecessary to scribble any nonsense. Could the author of this morale of devils on fences draw with the same success fool
  39. mig31
    mig31 30 March 2014 08: 42
    +3
    Feuilleton of dual use, well, they can’t get rid of double standards either, with a Manger, whatever they teach dualism ...
  40. runway
    runway 30 March 2014 08: 48
    0
    With the publication of such articles, the site’s administration is likened to a yellow tabloid press, publishing outright nonsense at the request of an unbalanced audience. I am ashamed of you guys.
  41. ShtyrliTTS
    ShtyrliTTS 30 March 2014 08: 49
    +1
    Fluid chair
  42. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 30 March 2014 08: 49
    +2
    Gentlemen, admins! Don't you have anything to talk about? The article is insane in content and mean in all ideas. Well, nothing is taught by the history of the underdogs from the "convoy of the half-crazy Fuhrer", because even Bismarck warned about the danger of any conflict with Russia! Or did they forget how Obama turned gray in a week of communication (and it was from what)? Whom does the author of this vile and provocative article urge to fight with Russia: well-fed burghers and European bourgeois? It's not that headless for you to bomb unarmed people with impunity, and Russia has never obeyed anyone! The myth about the "Mongol-Tatar yoke" is a propaganda.anti-Russian invention of Western historians, but otherwise, as the great Suvorov used to say: "The Russians always beat the Prussians" (meaning the whole of Europe. "Only a madman or completely illiterate can call to start a war with Russia. Please gentlemen admins spare us from such nonsense!
  43. Barakuda
    Barakuda 30 March 2014 08: 57
    +1
    Quote: user1212
    If only they wrote that this is a joke. Translation of the feuilleton of Batrick Besson from the French edition of Le Point. And then with these tantrums, the US and the EU can be taken at face value.

    read the thread.
  44. vjatsergey
    vjatsergey 30 March 2014 08: 59
    +3
    Three heroes are sitting, thumping. Amerikos enters the hut:
    - I'm Kerry, my army is five million people, we attacked you, give up!
    Ilya Muromets rises:
    - Yo .. your mother! ... Where are we going to bury you !?
  45. maxbrov74
    maxbrov74 30 March 2014 09: 00
    0
    We need to start acting right now if we don’t want, like them, to get stuck under Stalingrad or ice on the Berezina.

    Another pearl from a member of the club for thrill and extreme tourism.
    Let them come. Berezina and Stalingrad taken together by him will seem like a pleasant rest.
  46. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 30 March 2014 09: 01
    0
    from the Don.
    What if we don’t understand humor and will not wait for 15 years? I want to see with our own eyes: polite: people?
  47. ken
    ken 30 March 2014 09: 07
    +2
    What nonsense !!!!!!!!
  48. Alex
    Alex 30 March 2014 09: 08
    +4
    People, why are you reading so inattentively? You don't notice the mockery: "the brilliant predecessors of Obama and Ashton, that is, Napoleon and Hitler!"
  49. PValery53
    PValery53 30 March 2014 09: 12
    +2
    Have Zap. Europe and the United States some kind of draft in their heads! They "decide": "execute" us or "have mercy"! - Well, you think! They completely forgot that, in the end, Russia decides whom to "put into a corner" and whom to "pardon". Absolutely, fools, they lost their fear ("forgot"). Well, then you will puff up, "whistle the whistle" (media)?! .. Or ... Finally, cross yourself ...
  50. ra3eJIeBog
    ra3eJIeBog 30 March 2014 09: 13
    +1
    After all, you can’t let the Russians humiliate us for the third time! No way!

    And you have to humiliate, for the third and last time for you!