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Gee eight

Arseniy Yatsenyuk met with the head of the Canadian government Stephen Harper. After Arseniy Yatsenyuk met with the head of the Canadian government, the Ukrainian pseudo-premier announced that Ukraine was ready to take a seat in G8, if it was free.



Yatsenyuk said that he turned to the G-7 countries and called on them to build a new system of global security.

Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8


The place was “freed” after Russia was told that the G-7 (or rather, the G-6 is more correct) is not along the way. Arseny of Kiev and Washington, remembering that a holy place is never empty, concluded: do not be shy, we must offer ourselves.

“Seven”, to be honest, and before the proposals of Ukraine it was doubtful that it is Big. Get at least Italy. As it was said in one well-known film “boot with a boot”, and now with external debt under 130% of GDP and with record unemployment for all the last years ... And if you add an independent square here, then the Big Seven-Eight will turn into a Big circus, well, or parade of clowns. And the parade is one in which clowns are in the arena and in the spectator places.

Comments from our readers:

Climber
Asking what they smoke, it makes no sense. I want to ask why they are not being treated?


VladimirZ
What's this? New joke? Ukraine is a member of the G8 G8 ...


Diff
G8 considered that Putin too often left them in the cold, this is the new candidate.


Nor fleetno discounts

After the annexation of the Crimea to Russia, the gas discount for Ukraine cannot be used for basing the Black Sea Fleet, said Dmitry Peskov, press secretary of the Russian president. "There is no such thing as a gas discount for Ukraine for basing the Black Sea Fleet. Now it cannot be used either de jure or de facto," said Peskov in an interview with Vedomosti http: // www. vedomosti.ru/.



Ukraine has lost gas discounts for basing the Black Sea Fleet


But then, in fact, many representatives of the current Ukrainian “authorities”, who had recently advocated the abolition of the Kharkiv agreements, are now asking, and why is Russia suddenly going to raise gas prices for Ukraine? So everything is ridiculously simple: the Kharkiv agreements, as the “official” Kiev wanted, as well as the “woman on the heels in a wheelchair” dissolved themselves - but with the dissolution of the Ukrainian jurisdiction of the Crimea peninsula into oblivion ... Kharkiv agreements discount gas associated with the presence in the Crimea Russian Black Sea Fleet. Crimea now, like 60 and 100, and 200 years ago, is Russian, and therefore there are no objective reasons for granting gas discounts to Ukrainian “authorities”.

Well, by and large: there are no authorities - there is no discount ... These people, entrenched (I think, not for long) in the Kiev offices, and having decided that they are the Ukrainian government, do not understand the simple gentlemen's rules - to get a discount, you need at least political " face face "to have the right. With the "face muzzle", forehead crowned with the brand "Made in Washington, DC", let discounts be negotiated with DC and DC.

Comments from our readers:

VeteranS
It is a pity for ordinary consumers, but the sooner they throw this Kiev gangs from their land, and our people will live in peace and friendship!


Serega.fedotov
Wood in Ukraine will rise in price


Lelikas
No legs - no jump rope ...


Orik
And who does not jump that mo. The circle is closed.


In the Crimea, sunny, in Kiev - "Rain" ...

The next move on the “making” of Ukraine united (this after the “official” Kiev itself did everything to reject the Crimea and the explosion of discontent in the eastern regions) had, as it turned out, to be connected with the ban on broadcasting major Russian TV channels. Oh, how to! Moreover, the wording of the providers of the package of TV services is remarkable: only Russian channels - RTR-Planeta, Channel One. The World Wide Web and NTV Mir - are subject to blocking by the decision of the Kiev Court, but other channels will come in their place - Rain. for example ... Like, no discrimination of the Russian-speaking population - they changed some channels in Russian to others ...



"Rain" over the Maidan ...


It cannot be said that without exception, all Russian-speaking residents of Ukraine received information exclusively from news releases of Channel 1, RTR-Planeta and NTV, but the impending replacement of these TV channels with Dozhd is, as they say, symptomatic for today's Ukraine. It is a pity for ordinary Ukrainians, on whose heads buckets of disinformation slops are being poured on their heads even without "Dozhd", and with "Dozhd" slops, moreover, clearly anti-Russian, will definitely increase. After all, the collective of the eternally rainy channel now clearly wants to settle scores with Russia, which gave him a hard kick under the soft spot for calling for "special interpretations" of episodes of the Great Patriotic War. And hyper-liberal revenge is such a thing ... Drooling, foam at the mouth, an American anthem on the ringtone, eyes red from live broadcasts of "swamp" and "Maidans" with an indispensable cut. If we add here the possible development of language by Ksenia Sobchak, who has already appeared in the Maidan Kiev in the national Ukrainian dress, then Ukraine will surely be flooded with the best ...

Comments from our readers:

Gandalf
It's time to cover the "Rain" "Hail."


Bobxnumx
Selected the most "decent" channel. "Good" is drawn to the "good."


Dezinto
"Rain" he because, as from a bucket ... Only not water.


After vodka they were drawn to the metal

The revolutionary necessity explains the capture by the militants of the Right Sector of the key objects of Zaporizhstal. Zaporizhstal is one of the largest metallurgical plants not only in Ukraine, but also in all of Europe. Those who are approaching the roadblock, the invaders threaten to shoot at the legs. The Right Sector believes that the plant’s revenues should be channeled into financing the so-called National Guard, read, to finance the Pravoseks themselves.



Militants explained Zaporozhstal capture by revolutionary necessity


This is another seizure of a series of seizures by radicals of industrial, financial and commercial facilities of Ukraine. Before the Zaporozhye incident, the Nemiroff distillery, jewelry stores in Kiev, banking organizations in different regions of the country, shops, warehouses (including warehouses weapons).

Apparently, it was after gaining control over the distillery, or rather over its products, the ladder-pravoseki experienced real euphoria and decided to wipe at much more serious enterprises. If the stocks of products in the Vinnitsa town of Nemirov run out under pressure from the PS, then it will probably be necessary for pravosek to maintain a sense of euphoria to seize the paints and paints warehouses, as well as warehouses with “Pshik Maidan” cologne and Yulina Ponyushka ...

Comments from our readers:

Lord of the Sith
Polite people will free!


Akhtuba73
Everything goes as it should go ... Only the Maidanists themselves will be able to make them hate everyone else. No propaganda is possible. A little patience, comrades.


Turik
Here you have a life on the precepts of Makhno


To meet with Bandera

During the week during the special operation, as representatives of the Ukrainian Ministry of Internal Affairs called it, one of the most odious representatives of the Right Sector, Alexander Muzychko, aka Sashko Bily, was killed. He was shot in the heart, wounded in the legs.

Results of the week. "And we are here, you know, all indulge in buns ..."


Ukrainian media: They killed the activist of the "Right Sector" Sashka Bilogo


As the head of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov, loves to say, the shaitan was given a ticket to where no one had returned from.

Initially, the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine stated that Muzychko was killed during a special operation. Then all of a sudden, representatives of the same Ministry of the Interior began to say that, they say, Muzychko was only injured, while he, falling down, hooked the trigger of a certain gun and “accidentally shot himself” ... Such strange statements about “unintentionally shot” should be tied, in all likelihood, with the fact that the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Avakov tried to soften "his guilt" before the "Right Sector". Like, we did not want to kill Sashka, he himself ...

But it was too late to open it, especially after the “Right Sector” did not accept explanations about the “accident”. As a result, at first, pravoseki, having buried Bilogo with the honors of the next “hero of the nation,” declared the hunt for Avakov, then Avakov was forced to declare the hunt for pravoseki. It remains only to cover the lid more tightly and wait for the “hunters” to eat each other in this transparent jar ...

Comments from our readers:

Ataman
A civil war in Ukraine is planned not between Kiev and the South-East, but between Kiev gauleiters and Lviv banderlog. They themselves will wet each other.


Alex_83
First go!


Tersky
Yarosh, get ready ... Next you.


Siberian 19
The revolution began to devour their heroes! There is still a whole list of those who spoke to the tower!


Misha makes homework

Last Saturday, the Georgian prosecutor's office announced that it plans to interrogate Saakashvili immediately on 10 criminal cases. Saakashvili will be asked questions about the death of Prime Minister Zurab Zhvania in 2005. The prosecutor's office also intends to ask Saakashvili questions in connection with pardoning those convicted in the 2006 murder case of the United Bank of Georgia employee Sandro Girgvliani, plus in the case of conducting a special operation to curb the riot of the Georgian Armed Forces battalion in 2009.



This week, US State Department spokesman Marie Harf said the United States is expressing concern about the decision of the current Georgian authorities to interrogate Saakashvili.

US State Department is concerned about the decision of Georgia to call Saakashvili for questioning


But it’s not without reason that Mr. Saakashvili immediately left for the USA after the end of his second presidential term, having barely managed to pack his bags and bales. The “Father of the Nation” understood that if he lingered in Georgia for a while, he could go straight to the dock. Today, the ex-president, who, recall, once received power as a result of a coup d'etat in Georgia (under the strict guidance of the United States), works on a pedagogical field. It is in the United States that he works ... He teaches American students his vision of "diplomatic relations." Apparently, lectures “How to turn one country into three?” And “How to make the Olympics news number two?” Are very popular among overseas students.

Saakashvili responded to the invitation of the Georgian prosecutor’s office with a predictable refusal, although he stated yesterday that he was ready to give explanations, because he was innocent ... Apparently, he was explained on the other side of the Atlantic that he clearly lost his mind about his innocence, and therefore when asked in Tbilisi : “Will Misha come out?”, In Washington they answered: “Misha will not work, Misha does his homework. And don't call him anymore ”...

By the way, the joke about the possible withdrawal of Alaska to Russia appeared at the very moment when Saakashvili settled in the USA ...

Comments from our readers:

Serega.fedotov
I don’t have to worry about the State Department: a tie during the interrogation can tell something like that ...


Svetlomor
They are afraid of the other. Where it appears, part of the territory to Russia is moving away. And what remains of that Georgia ...


Avg
Who would doubt that. Diplomatic womb of the State Department - famous jurists.


Maidology

Activists of the “euromaidan” have established a vegetable garden in the center of Kiev. It is reported that the demonstrators have already planted radishes, onions, lettuce, dill and parsley.


http://www.ridus.ru


This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of a pigsty. In the plans of the participants of the demonstration to get a few dozen chickens to get fresh eggs and at least two pigs.

Activists of "euromaidan" planted a garden in the center of Kiev and built a pigsty


Well done boys! They know what they are doing. But a vegetable garden and a pigsty in the center of Kiev are obviously not enough. Due to the fact that gas and electricity rates for the population and industrial enterprises of Ukraine will rise in the near future, in the center of the capital it is necessary to start planting trees on industrial scales right now - you see, in the course of 15-20, the availability of firewood will be close to ideal. In addition, on the Maidan, you can dig a big hole, fill it with water and put carp there, let them breed - you can fish without leaving the place of the protests. Yes, and the building is also time to retool. The Supreme Rada and the Cabinet - under the expanded Kiev zoo - let people come, throw coins into the box and look at the "contingent". Feeding with bread is allowed ...

Comments from our readers:

Avanhard
"This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of the pigsty." So let them look around - why the hell build it, it already exists, the animals already live in it!


LK17619
Ge..ropa ceased to distribute cookies ???


Ambiorix
For what raguli are taken - at the exit is a pigsty.


B.H. Obama summoned the spirit of the Cold War

На ресурсе USAwatchdog.com A new article by Comrade Greg Hunter was published, presenting a review of the statements of Jim Sinclair, a well-known gold expert (literally: Sinclair is an expert on investing in gold).



The world famous gold expert Jim Sinclair, writes G. Hunter, was worried about the crisis in Ukraine. Sinclair declared: “Welcome to the past - to the cold war ...” In his opinion, the cold is about to become hot.

Who started this war? It looks like President Obama, Sinclair believes. According to the gold expert, it was the US president who brought the spirit of the Cold War back to the world, changing diplomacy and outrageously threatening - instead of looking for solutions. Such behavior in the geopolitical arena, Mr. Obama, obviously, considers normal.

Sinclair mentions the referendum in the Crimea, where the "overwhelming majority" spoke "in favor of joining Russia." Still, officials in the West say that this is "illegal or illegitimate" (illegal or illegitimate). At the same time, to put it this way, the West denies that in reality the new Ukrainian government was created as a result of a coup d'etat. Saying so, someone leads us "to the brink of war," says the expert.

At the same time, he believes that the sanctions against Russia are about the same as a man’s shot in his own leg.

In the meantime, Russia can accept any currency for its oil and gas. She fights, Sinclair notes. She shows her teeth. And the monetary response of Russia will make energy in the world cheaper.

In addition, Russia can respond to at least in order to influence the US dollar exchange rate. Russia will prevail, the expert believes. It can even plunge the American economy into a crisis, a collapse. Actually, there is no such question at all, the analyst believes. “Putin does not need a nuclear bomb,” he notes. “He has a nuclear economic bomb that he can drop at any time.”

Economic bomb from comrade Putin


Thus, a Western expert of not the latest magnitude warned Washington hawks: do not meddle with the Russian bear. He doesn’t even need a nuclear weapon to show America a grudge. In addition, the USA themselves have done a lot to make the dollar vulnerable ...

Comments from our readers:

Altona
Maybe Comrade Sinclair exaggerated a bit, but it's time to create your own analogue of payment systems, and to have a multi-vector financial policy, rather than ramming the dollar, euro and US government bonds into the Central Bank ...


Tjumenec72
There is already our payment system PRO100. And if they block the "Visa" and "Mastercard", then they will push our banks into it.


Geisenberg
Comrade Sinclair exaggerated nothing. Collaborate with our Chinese and throw them American candy wrappers, in some places the American spring begins.


Cuban sword?

The geopolitical episodes of recent days have led CNN correspondent Patrick Oppmann to the idea that the idea of ​​a “sword in the heart of America” (this sword resembles the shape of the building of the Russian embassy in Havana) in Russia is not forgotten. “Although the Soviet Union did not achieve victory over the West, the old habits, apparently, can still be alive,” Oppmann said on the air. CNN correspondent noted that the ships of the Russian Navy often visited Cuba. At the same time, Havana denies that it is negotiating with Moscow to provide territory for a military base. According to the journalist, the renewed interest of Russians in the Island of Freedom may indicate that the Kremlin is trying to give an answer to the White House.



Russia, Cuba and others: “old habits”?


It is unlikely that the minister would tell the American television correspondent about Russian visits, especially about military negotiations and cooperation with Moscow. Americans only by naivety can count on an open attitude to themselves. The authority of the United States on the world stage, a few years ago, which seemed unshakable to many, plummeted. The White House talks a lot about “illegitimacy” (for example, a referendum in the Crimea), but in fact there is nothing on the planet less legitimate than the White House itself. They do not trust him, the Americans themselves disagree with his decisions. Similarly, the Americans do not trust their Congress. Ratings of the latter, like the ratings of President Obama, are extremely low. In addition, the world community has a negative attitude towards the United States due to E. Snowden's revelations. Therefore, the Cuban foreign minister, who has long-standing claims to Washington about Guantanamo, will not tell the American journalist what he spoke with the Russians.

Comments from our readers:

W1950
The United States, by virtue of its self-confidence after the collapse of the USSR and the infallibility of themselves, are digging a grave. Apparently, the brains are completely rusty.


apollo
In 91, when the Union was falling apart, the Cubans called us traitors, it was a shame ... We left them alone then with America, but in time China came there, Venezuela helped. I just did not understand why it was necessary to close the base in Lourdes, all America was listened ... Our military ships regularly appeared in the port of Havana, there were a large number of dual-purpose specialists, if you want now, you can return it all, I'm sure the Cubans will accept us back with joy ...


omsbon
Offended the Cubans, and now Russia must again deserve respect !!!


rugor
I recently visited Cuba - a paradise on earth. Just like on 25 years ago, back. Everything is so calm, peaceful.


matross
Coke and marijuana on every corner offer. In decent stores, you can buy goods only for convertible pesos (analogous to the Soviet VPT checks). After sunset in Havana, it is safe only in the center, by the way, dilapidated from disrepair. The best gift to the locals is soap shampoos from the hotel, they have a terrible shortage. Well, and stuff like that ...
Did you leave the hotel? Or rest on the system bar-beach-bar? Then for sure - everything is peaceful!
PS Rest in Cuba is normal, but the country is very poor, without the help of Russia it is very difficult for them. Fidel dies - problems begin ...


NATO Secretary General missed the Russians

Anders Fogh Rasmussen made a number of very serious statements.

In Brussels, he condemned the actions of Vladimir Putin, aimed at the inclusion of the Crimea in the Russian Federation. “I condemn the announcement by President Putin of the inclusion of Crimea into the Russian Federation,” the Secretary General said. On behalf of NATO, they made a statement that the alliance does not recognize Crimea as part of Russia.



In his next public statement, the NATO secretary general said that Russia is behaving not at all as a partner of the North Atlantic Alliance: "Russia behaves as if it is not a partner, but an opponent of NATO."

Finally, Anders Fogh Rasmussen announced in Brussels that the Ukrainian events could accelerate the rapprochement of the candidate countries with NATO. “I see it in a strategic perspective,” he noted. When? .. It turns out that this perspective, in the words of one Russian publicist, “is near at door”.

Already at the upcoming NATO summit in Wales, everything will become clear. The Secretary General said: “We need to move forward and reflect the progress that has been made, at least in some of the candidate countries.” At the end of June, the NATO foreign ministers will consider issues of compliance of Georgia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro and Macedonia with the conditions for joining the alliance.

Rasmussen did not even mention about the well-known “territorial dispute” of Georgia with Russia, because of which NATO by no means can accept this sunny land of wine-makers into their cohesive ranks that they do not accept unresolved territorial problems. Because of the Crimea, everything somehow changed quickly. History literally written every day in front of the whole world. By the way, this was noted by the NATO Secretary General.

According to him, which he said no longer in Brussels, but at the Brookings Institute (USA), events in Ukraine and the reunification of Crimea with Russia changed the world. What kind of changes are we talking about? It turns out that henceforth relations between Russia and the North Atlantic Alliance can no longer be “business, as usual.” But every cloud has a silver lining: the Crimean crisis rallied the great ones: the USA and Europe.

We read between the lines: the West re-emerged a common enemy, as in the days of the Cold War. This enemy is the same Russian. The same Russians, whom Western commentators stubbornly continue to call "communists."

Moscow, according to Rasmussen, is engaged in “revisionism” and applies a policy of force, ignoring the legal international mechanisms that have been developed for decades. With sadness in his voice, the Secretary General said: “We thought that this behavior is history. It turns out not yet. "

Europe and the United States — that is, those who, apparently, uphold good and justice in the world through NATO institutions preaching peaceful bombardments and buffer zones (well, yes, “good with fists”) - now must rally. Consolidation of the West (obviously, in the face of the aggressor) NATO Secretary General considers the only way to ensure security.

NATO decided that Russians changed the world


Thus, A.F. Rasmussen made a startling historical discovery. It turns out that NATO missed some fact, namely that the unipolar world ceased to exist. Western political analysts and analysts have long been writing about this one article after another, but apparently Rasmussen does not read newspapers and has no time for news on the Internet. China is strong enough, India is growing, and Russia is deserving recognition as an active and influential foreign player. Rumor has it that by 2020, the United States will not dominate the planet at all.

The economic crisis, the constant criticism of President Obama by his own people, public mistrust of the authorities in Britain, France, Spain, Italy and other so-called “developed” countries, frequent vetoes in the UN Security Council imposed by Comrade Churkin, the recent slobber of Samantha Power’s hysteria, a Syrian issue with chemical weapons, the Crimean referendum and the overt fascization of Kiev, which Moscow doesn’t approve of and for which the dirty hands of Washington and Brussels are visible, as well as Victoria Nuland’s phone call to the EU - all this speaks not only of force uu Russian influence in geopolitics, but also that the consolidation of the West is (at least partly) a large and fragile myth. The West simply has no money for this consolidation: after all, the NATO budget is bursting at the seams!

Comments from our readers:

MIKHAN
Russia has such a job - to change and save the world. Now the next stage has begun ...


ZU-23
True, it is bad that Russia often forgets to change and save the world.


jjj
The more NATO expands, the more it disperses forces. The weaker it becomes.


Viktor Shmagin
It is time to honestly say that never Russia and NATO have been and will not be partners. Were opponents, but still remained.


alexneg
“Why do you hate Russians so much?”
- They have too many complexes!
- what?
- Anti-aircraft missile ...


Obama congratulated the liberators

“The United States and NATO do not seek to enter into conflict with Russia. We have been at NATO for 60 for years in helping people to become free, ”said Obama, speaking at the Belgian Palace of Fine Arts BOZAR.



He said something else: “NATO allies are never alone. Today, NATO planes are patrolling the skies over the Baltic, we have strengthened our presence in Poland, and we are ready to do more. "

“None of us knows what awaits the people of Ukraine in the near future. We believe in democracy, free elections, civil society, information without censorship, we believe in an open economy. We believe in human dignity and that all people are created equal, ”the American president said.

Barack Obama: NATO's 60 Years Helps People Get Freedom


Orwell has long written satirically about this very equality: "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." Bombs for Yugoslavia, protracted wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, accelerated democratization of Libya, fussing around Syria and Iran and the Arab Spring in general, creating EuroPRO, condemning a referendum in Crimea recognizing the independence of the self-proclaimed “Republic of Kosovo”, two Sudans and approving the Belovezhskaya agreement 1991 of the year - all of these are examples of the American-NATO faith in democracy and an open economy.

In human dignity, Mr. Obama, do not need to believe. You need to have it.

Comments from our readers:

asar
"Do you feel unfree?" Then NATO is coming to you! ”


polly
"We believe in the fact that there is life on Mars, we believe in green men ... Oh, what is it me?"


Sid.74
That's right, we believe in polite green men!


One hundred states against Russia

The UN General Assembly adopted a resolution recognizing the referendum in Crimea as illegal. 100 states voted for the resolution, 11 voted against, 58 abstained.



The position of the Russian Federation on the “Resolution on Ukraine” was supported by: Armenia, Belarus, Bolivia, Cuba, North Korea, Nicaragua, Sudan, Syria, Venezuela and Zimbabwe.

The General Assembly recognized the referendum held by residents of the Crimea as null and void and considered that it could not serve as a basis for changing the status of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea. The General Assembly called on the international community not to recognize changes in the status of Crimea and Sevastopol and to refrain from any actions that could be interpreted as recognition of changes in this status.

The voting results prove the groundlessness of statements about the international isolation of Russia, said Russia's permanent representative to the UN, Vitaly Churkin. “Very many countries complained that they are under tremendous pressure from the Western powers to vote in support of this resolution,” he said.

“The result is quite good for us, we won a moral and political victory. Of course, there can be no talk of isolating Russia in this situation, ”the Permanent Representative noted.

One hundred states opposed the Crimean referendum

Churkin: UN voting is Russia's moral victory


It is very pleasant that Venezuela voted against the will of the majority: after all, the United States buys 15% oil from this country. The position, for example, of Sudan, is clear: this is a small revenge on America and the UN for splitting the country.

Political pressure in the UN has always been. In fact, this organization has long become something of a collection of dictators who call themselves carriers of democracy and guarantors of peace and freedom. Only the right of veto, which, fortunately, is available in the UN Security Council with Russia, sometimes makes it possible to save some part of the planet from annoying democratizers, who have the Nazi stamp of NATO on their forehead.

Comments from our readers:

vjhbc
That's good, you can immediately see with whom you can deal, and with whom it is not necessary. And in fact, half of these 100 states can at any time be democratized by the Americans. But no, pull little hands, morons.


avg
So far, many of those who voted “for” were habitually intimidated, but those who abstained have already decided to show “a fig in the pocket” to mattresses.
I agree with Churkin that this is our victory, and with each such victory the score during the voting will change in our favor.


Pokemon Recognition

At the summit on nuclear security in the Netherlands B.H. Obama had to voice one truth, namely the fact that Russia would not give up the historical territory of Crimea.



Obama's confession sounded for the first time in several weeks, during which the entire West condemned Russia for its position on the Crimea.

Obama also confirmed the previously expressed intention not to get involved in a conflict with Russia over Ukraine.

Bloggers make fun of the US president and compare it with a Pokemon named Slopook.

Obama recognized: Crimea is part of Russia


Another fact is remarkable, which also should not slip away from the attention of people who know how to joke and think. Probably, Obama finally reached some article from numerous recent American publications about the imminent start of the Third World War, which he, the Nobel peacemaker B.H. Obama, will unleash by his absurd and aggressive behavior. That is why the US president spoke not at some place in Congress, but at a nuclear security summit ...

Comments from our readers:

W1950
Long as it came to him.


Salamander
With the spirit going.


jjj
Only Obama added that they would never legally recognize this. And on the RBC channel, an American video was shown, where Obama and judo are engaged, with a bear, with a bare torso, and in the field ... Of a type not worse than Putin.


Americans want to read Putin's mind

The other day, the Wall Street Journal talked about how the American special forces miscalculated the “invasion” of the Russians in Crimea. In a material dated 24 in March, journalists Adam Entous, Julian E. Barnes and Siobhan Gorman share with the reading public their thoughts on how the Kremlin managed to fool not only intelligence analysts, but also military satellites that monitored the Crimea. The authors conclude that the Russians probably learned to circumvent the western wiretapping.



The US military satellites spied on the accumulating Russian troops within the reach of the Crimea last month, write correspondents. But intelligence analysts were surprised by the events that followed: after all, they had not intercepted any messages that Russian leaders and military would exchange on the threshold of an “invasion”. As a result, representatives of the American intelligence came to a disappointing conclusion: Russian specialists may have advanced in technology and hid from the American wiretapping.

Now, to mend the information breach, special services and the US military are rushing to expand satellite coverage. Their goal is to intercept messages throughout the territory of Russia, Ukraine and the Baltic countries. US officials want to intercept everything that concerns the "intentions of Russian President Vladimir Putin." They want to know about Putin’s decisions even before he takes action.

The Obama administration is "very nervous," said an unnamed person close to the subject of discussion.

Curiously, some senior intelligence officials told Barack Obama three days before the “Crimean operation” that Russia could take the peninsula so quickly that Washington would know about it only when everything was behind.

The article reports some more details.

It turns out that expanding surveillance by increasing satellite coverage of Russia and Ukraine to the West is hampered by limited resources. The military cannot divert too many resources from Afghanistan, North Korea, Iran and other hot spots.

As the American intelligence Crimea blinked


Assumptions about even more powerful programs of wiretapping and observation, about even more spy satellites are no more than an extensive way of doing the same work, which the US special agencies obviously do not cope with. Or maybe this excuse for a purely American "cut" the federal budget? .. In this case, the NSA can be advised to develop a special program for reading V.V. Putin's thoughts at a distance.

Well, in the meantime, congressmen and corporations are once again sawing billions, Russians may find themselves in Alaska. “Last minute”, yes, Mr. Obama?

Comments from our readers:

Sunjar
Extremely violent invasion, no free choice of Crimeans. Everyone voted at the AK-47 barrel, in turn Russian troops took turns (no, better fighting bears) took the relatives of the voters as hostages. But neither bears, nor the military, they did not see. There is absolutely no evidence. The US and the EU are so overwhelmed ... with fear that it is easier to admit that they missed the seizure of the Crimea by Russia, rather than acknowledge the will of the people. After all, everyone knows that people love when they are ruled by the Nazis, fascists, ordinary thugs.
Whatever one may say, they once again expose themselves to ridicule themselves. If they continue to follow the rhetoric of seizing the Crimea, then intelligence, diplomacy and influence in general, the US and the EU will melt before our eyes, like spring snow. Well, and if they admit that in Crimea, the people themselves have determined their fate, then, again, all their rhetoric about democracy and dem. values ​​will be shaken. That made a choice. Because it is easier to recognize that your intelligence is not so good as we would like, rather than that your worldview and world order is chaos, ruin, crises of all kinds and forms.


demon184
Yes, at the same time you can ask for money from the budget for enhancing intelligence.


Yashka Gorobets
Steep American intelligence simple phones already do not consider the means of communication, only mobile phones and the Internet. Well, mail is generally from the realm of fantasy.


Back to Russia!

Almost a century and a half ago, Russia sold Alaska to the American government (options: I rented out, granted to management, gave away in vain, because I did not receive the promised money). The nineteenth-century US senators, who were vehemently criticizing the deal, called the future new state a block of ice, an icebox, a piece of frozen land, etc. But then 37 senators were in favor, and only two voted against. Today, the debate around Alaska has resumed with a new force. This was due to two events in the information sphere: March 21, a petition “Alaska back to Russia” appeared on the US e-government website, which was signed by an SV from Anchorage and collected more than thirty thousand signatures; 23 in March, Russia's permanent representative to the EU, Vladimir Chizhov, gave the TV interview for Andy Marr's Show on BBC One, where the moderator quoted a well-known US Senator John McCain about the need to “follow Moldova” after the Crimean crisis, and Comrade Chizhov replied: “Tell McCain - let him follow Alaska. ”



The author of the mentioned petition substantiates his claim for the return of Alaska to Russia by the fact that Russian Siberian tribes crossed the isthmus (now the Bering Strait) even 16-10 thousands of years ago, and later began to settle on the Arctic coast. As for the Aleuts, they inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. 21 August 1732 of the year the crew members of the ship “St. Gabriel "under the leadership of M. S. Gvozdev. The author of the petition calls on US citizens to vote for the separation of Alaska from the United States and its accession to Russia.

March 23, participating in the show "Andy Marr" on "BBC One", Russia's permanent representative to the European Union, Vladimir Chizhov spoke about Alaska, which frightened the TV presenter, who had slightly changed in his face.

On the air we are talking about the reunification of the Crimea with Russia. Andy Marr quoted John McCain. He recently said that he needed to “follow Moldavia”, because the same thing could happen to her as to Ukraine (that is, the West should not miss Transnistria as he missed the Crimea).

Comrade Chizhov gave a brilliant answer to this: “Tell McCain - let him follow Alaska.” These words shocked the British presenter.

After these two events - the appearance of the petition and the response of Chizhov - journalists, scholars, conspiracyologists, members of online forums and just amateurs of chatting on the Internet enlivened. A whole wave of discussions has come up that was resolved by Alexander II in 1867.

America, watch out for Alaska!


However, according to the media, the petition “Alaska back to Russia” to the US e-government website was placed not by an American, but by a Russian, Sergei Voropayev, a resident of the glorious city of Volgograd.

Russia's permanent representative to the European Union, Vladimir Chizhov, just joked. But we know: in every joke there is a grain of truth ...

Comments from our readers:

La xnumx
In the Internet now Alaska is called not differently than Istrama.


Stasi
The Americans themselves once said openly that it would be nice to sell Alaska to Russians for about a trillion dollars. Russia is now a rich country, and the United States has a lot of debt. However, we can claim Alaska from the Americans to pay off debts to us. They give us Alaska and all the property there, and we write off to them the debts that they have to Russia. So I am sure Russia will not have to buy Alaska.


Revelations Mr. McFaul

23 March under the heading "Opinion" newspaper "New York Times" An article by M. McFaul “Opposition of Putin's Russia” was published. The Crimean decision of V. Putin, the ex-ambassador in it, called the decision "to annex the Crimea." This very decision, Mr. McFaul is sure, ended the era that came after the end of the Cold War (under Gorbachev and Reagan). Those former times are known for the fact that between Russia and the West there were disputes and “zigzags” in cooperation, but the main vector was clear: Russia was gradually integrated into the international order. But this is no more, the author believes.



The democratic community must recognize that Putin is a real autocrat autocrat, and begin an intellectual and regulatory struggle against his system.

But what to do with Ukraine? In this matter, Mr. McFaul advises to take "certain political steps." According to him, Ukraine should succeed as a democratic country with a market economy. At the same time, McFaul recommends that Moldova and Georgia be “urgently strengthened”. Ways to strengthen the following: a wider placement of military equipment there, more training, more integration of forces. In parallel, new efforts should be made to reduce the dependence of NATO countries on Russian energy resources.

Returning to Russia, McFaul says that "the current regime must be isolated." There is no membership of Russia in G8, there is no negotiation on Euro missile defense. Instead of all this, sanctions, including against relevant individuals and organizations (propagandists, state-owned enterprises, the Kremlin and associated bankers). But citizens and companies not affiliated with the government should, on the contrary, be supported. Including should be supported and those who seek to take out capital from Russia or emigrate, writes Mr. McFaul.

Putin’s nationalism, according to the ex-ambassador, is fueled mainly by oil and neo-Soviet anti-Americanism. However, Putin’s Russia has no real allies, McFaul says. And this state of affairs, in his opinion, should be preserved. In what way? And this is how: China should be kept at a distance from revisionist Russia, and at the same time contribute to the formation of independent states in Central Asia and the Caucasus.

Michael McFaul: Russians crept unnoticed


Amazing these March theses McFaul, add on my own. After all, the current American democracy is no good for samples, and Congress does not find a common language with the president. And yet, on behalf of the United States, McFaul acts as a kind of ecumenical teacher who has the right (maybe even “international”) not only to reveal the truth and falsehood in Russians, but also to give strategic advice to his skinny government, according to which "In Russia and some neighboring states, democracy.

And this McFaul, who offered his government an obvious strategy for the destruction of Russia, is still surprised at “anti-Americanism”! This kind Stanford uncle advises to fill Moldova and Georgia with military equipment and send instructors there. And in parallel to deal with Central Asia and promote the formation of independent states in the Caucasus!

Apparently, Mr. McFaul was angry with Russia after he worked as an ambassador in Moscow. Everything was taken into account in his scenario: the “fifth column”, the financial component, the withdrawal of Russian capital abroad, and well-known elements of the Cold War such as Russia's isolation and the arms race.

Things are easy: the US Congress needs to get on with Obama (which will not happen), and the United States to earn a new “moral authority” in the world (which cannot happen in the near future). Until then, everything will go according to the McFaul formula: "The United States is retreating on the world stage, and Russia is moving ahead."

Comments from our readers:

Dezinto
I remember watching the interview with this boltologist, when he just took over as the ambassador to Russia, an interview with Pozner on "First". How is he there with this ... his eyes sincerely, most sincerely explained that "niet, niet, you understand it, this Russian inhabitant lives by the standards of the Cold War." Nyet, we came purely kindergartens and you build a hospital. Radish you cardboard. And then there was an amazing act by all standards, when he took over the post of ambassador, having arrived in Moscow, FIRST his meeting was with the opposition !!! Okay, right? And then he went to our Foreign Ministry ... !!! Nyet, nyet, dear Russians, my friends are your friends !!! Yaya, Yaya, dude, come on, bye!


mountain
How did you start to talk a lot, America! For more, neither mind nor strength is not enough?


Afghan script for Ukraine

The US leadership is considering the possibility of increasing purchases of Ukrainian cannabis as part of the measures of financial support for the Ukrainian economy, US Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack said in an interview with Bloomberg on Wednesday.



“We are currently studying the possibility of using industrial hemp seeds grown in Ukraine and in the United States,” he explained.

ITAR-TASS specifies that in the Ukrainian hemp there are no psychoactive substances causing narcotic intoxication. Raw materials are used for the production of oils, paints and plastics.

The United States gathered to support the economy of Ukraine with hemp purchases


No psychoactive substances, you say? .. So once and the Americans said that with them Afghanistan would start to engage in agriculture. And now (according to the UN, by the way), opium raw materials from poppy are produced there almost 90% in the world. That is, Afghanistan has become an officially recognized opium monopolist. In recent years, hemp yields have also increased. In the language of marketers, this is called associated diversification of production.

However, as is known, Americans may soon leave Afghanistan. Therefore, they will need new "gardens". Ukraine, with its chernozems and a wonderful climate, is a expanse for cannabis production. Moreover, in the States is in full swing the legalization of marijuana. With the new democrats in Kiev, it will be possible to “stir up” the legal farming business.

No, these talk about plastic will not lead us!

Comments from our readers:

asar
And then the "well-wishers" from the West will bring out a new, Ukrainian variety of poppy, and there, you see, an idea will arise with the planting of coca, maybe it will take root! And bloom nezalezhnaya Ukraine under poppy, hemp and other "gardens"! And what is normal: the drug empire under the auspices of the United States in the center of Europe, a dream! Afghanistan is far away, transport links are intermittent, the mood among the population is unstable (they can shy away with a stinger, or even crumble personnel into cabbage, if by chance the Americans are offended!), But here - what a space ...


skeptic
No, the Americans are promoting a democratic distribution of production. Colombia - coca, Afghanistan - poppy, and for Ukraine, apparently, plan hemp. To begin with, it seems to be as industrial, well, and after complete detachment, that is, the destruction of all industry, is a switch to agro-aggression against Russia.


alexneg
The funny thing is that the United States decided to break with Russia in the fight against drugs. It seems that the USA is a hopeless “narik”.



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  1. +53
    30 March 2014 08: 15
    Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock, not that they didn’t take G8, they said that Ukraine is not ready for the EU either, and it’s too early for NATO ... For which he was selling his homeland ... fool
    1. W1950
      +15
      30 March 2014 08: 21
      I have to accept, there will be something to wipe my feet.
      1. +24
        30 March 2014 10: 25
        Firstly, thanks to the authors for the review.
        Secondly, in connection with the cessation of broadcasting of the main Russian channels in Ukraine, Russia launched free open broadcasting of all federal Russian channels through satellites, the broadcasting area of ​​which covers Ukraine. So the early practically unused satellite Express AM 44, 11 ° W from March 26 began broadcasting in open form 22 of the main Russian channels. Also from the satellite Yamal 402, 55 ° East 27 is currently broadcasting top Russian TV channels in open form. Satellite Yamal 402 - fully covers the entire territory of New Russia with a stable signal. Satellites can be received at the cheapest satellite receiver.
        The list of channels received from Yamal 402 is shown in the picture.

        https://pp.vk.me/c606728/v606728979/52d7/5gKzHM_WFK0.jpg
        1. Dmitry Donskoy
          +9
          30 March 2014 13: 11
          I hope the enemy TV channel "RAIN" Russia does not broadcast via satellites? Pin dosovskuyu litter RAIN should be covered on the territory of Russia! The State Department probably bought this channel with all the guts.
          1. +22
            30 March 2014 15: 00
            Gee eight

            Hague. Lunch. At the table, representatives of the countries of “Big 7” and “Prime Minister” of Ukraine Yatsenyuk.
            Я winked : - Will you give us huge loans on the most favorable terms ?!
            7: - Of course, dear Mr. Yatsenyuk.
            Я what : - You will put rockets in the east and Putin himself will be afraid of me ?!
            7: - We will deliver, dear Mr. Yatsenyuk, of course we will ...
            Я fellow : - And we will enter the EU as full members ?!
            7: - Of course, our beloved Mr. Yatsenyuk, of course.
            Я wassat : - And together we will rule the world on an equal footing ?!
            7: - Well, of course, Mr. Yatsenyuk, and only so - all together, all are equal, according to the highest standards of Western democracy!
            Я love : - Agreed, partners!
            7 bully laughing : - Well, fine. You, Senechka, take your time to finish lunch, collect the dishes from the table and put them in the sink. And by the way, grab beer cans from the 7 kitchen, we’ll wait for you on the lawn. Partner!
            1. +3
              30 March 2014 22: 56
              And do not forget the train with 10 wagons of our vigorous feces. They must be buried over there, the beating of Chernobil. OK partner.
          2. +1
            30 March 2014 22: 54
            Rain - prepared an umbrella. Soon they will throw you rotten meat.
      2. +16
        30 March 2014 14: 28
        Barack Obama: NATO's 60 Years Helps People Get Freedom

        Such a caring one must be believed ... AND BELIEVED !!!
    2. +11
      30 March 2014 08: 23
      That "for which I sold" for a long time in Swiss banks!
      1. +1
        31 March 2014 01: 24
        And if the dollar collapses, what will these accounts turn into?
      2. 0
        31 March 2014 01: 24
        And if the dollar collapses, then what will these accounts turn into?
    3. +38
      30 March 2014 08: 36
      Quote: name
      Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock,

      Yaytsenyuk got on the list
      1. +38
        30 March 2014 08: 47
        As the head of the Chechen Republic, Ramzan Kadyrov, loves to say, the shaitan was given a ticket to where no one had returned from.
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      3. Stalker
        +40
        30 March 2014 09: 28
        The funeral of Muzychko. The whole Right Sector gathered, everyone is crying. Speech pushes the leader of the PS Yarosh.
        - Sasha was a good man! Even in spite of the fact that it became Mosk @ lem !!!
        - Shaw? !! How is mosk @ lem ???
        - Hto not jump, that Mosk @ eh !!!!!! laughing
        1. AVV
          +8
          30 March 2014 14: 48
          Quote: Stalker
          The funeral of Muzychko. The whole Right Sector gathered, everyone is crying. Speech pushes the leader of the PS Yarosh.
          - Sasha was a good man! Even in spite of the fact that it became Mosk @ lem !!!
          - Shaw? !! How is mosk @ lem ???
          - Hto not jump, that Mosk @ eh !!!!!! laughing

          Posthumously, but, it’s the same as to deprive rations of fat !!! Yes, the burners too !!!
      4. +4
        30 March 2014 13: 44
        Quote: ele1285
        Quote: name
        Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock,

        Yaytsenyuk got on the list

        America needs such Yaytsenyuki so far, so that he is still in the cage of dermocracy. But time will come after him with his comrades.
      5. +15
        30 March 2014 13: 51
        Quote: ele1285
        Yaytsenyuk got on the list

        But popular in another
      6. +6
        30 March 2014 14: 39
        WHO IS NEXT? LIFE CONTINUES. It's a pity they quickly removed it. I could still share a lot. Who, Where, What and why, Where and why, who benefits from it (Maidan), etc.
        General of heaven hundreds on vacation
        1. +2
          30 March 2014 16: 51
          Quote: TroN
          It's a pity they quickly removed it

          Everything is muddy there.
          Maybe not fast. Maybe I managed to tell everything.
          1. +4
            30 March 2014 19: 40
            Quote: Onotolle
            Everything is muddy there.
            Maybe not fast. Maybe I managed to tell everything.

            So Avakov already knows everything, because he is a direct participant. The "varnishing of history" has just begun. They remove the "uncomfortable" characters. Everything is painfully familiar. wink
        2. +3
          30 March 2014 19: 39
          Quote: AleksUkr
          WHO IS NEXT? LIFE CONTINUES. It's a pity they quickly removed it. I could still share a lot. Who, Where, What and why, Where and why, who benefits from it (Maidan), etc.
          General of heaven hundreds on vacation

          At first I didn’t make out. I thought for assholes, and then I looked at him like jo, pa.))
        3. +1
          31 March 2014 02: 12
          AleksUkr / This is a messenger from Yarosh to Doku Umarov and Nestor, it’s okay to agree on a warm little place in a common pan. And I’d say hello from the rest of the shaitans.
        4. 0
          April 2 2014 13: 45
          The funny thing is that over time he will be heroized and stand on a par with Bender and maybe outshine him (fame).
      7. 0
        April 2 2014 13: 42
        Then one of the bumblebees stung and there were five left.
    4. +32
      30 March 2014 08: 54
      -... the Ukrainian pseudo-prime minister announced that Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8 ...
      -... why is it that Russia is going to raise gas prices for Ukraine ...
      -... The United States expresses concern over the decision of the current Georgian authorities to interrogate Saakashvili ...
      -... the American special agencies spoiled the "invasion" of Russians in Crimea ...

      I am treating everything at once! SASCO - CONFIRM!
      "One tablet is enough ..."
    5. 11111mail.ru
      +8
      30 March 2014 08: 58
      Quote: name
      Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock, not that they didn’t take the G8, they said that Ukraine is not ready for the EU either, and it’s too early for NATO ... For which he was selling his homeland ..

      Yatsenyuk and Motherland are not compatible concepts. Yatsenyuk and the Fatherland are compatible.
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    7. Stalker
      +35
      30 March 2014 09: 38
      Dear Mr. McCain!
      Calling Russia a gas station, you complicate things too much.
      From our own experience we dare to assure you: in fact, Russia is a simple, primitive rake.
      Your sparking: Napoleon Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler. laughing
      1. +7
        30 March 2014 10: 14
        We used to carry Communism, now we are bringing democracy.
        1. 0
          30 March 2014 16: 51
          Its burden does not pull.
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      2. infinite silence ...
        +45
        30 March 2014 14: 45
        something like this...)))
        1. Dabadub
          -3
          April 3 2014 15: 19
          And Russia is afraid of Bandera even without a monument. In humanity was. Russian land does not give birth to such.
          1. 0
            April 3 2014 20: 08
            And in Russia, scum is sometimes born, unfortunately. And Russia was never afraid of bandits. There is land, so measuring 2 arshins for the next bandyuk is not a question. Sorry for the stupefied propaganda of Bandera. Often too late to see.
          2. 0
            April 4 2014 05: 55
            Quote: Dabadub
            And Russia is afraid of Bandera even without a monument. AT

            They are afraid and HATE - the essence of TWO BIG DIFFERENCES ...
            And in the West of Ukraine, they are still AFRAID and HATE people in such caps and

            the main thing is AFRAID that they will come again soon ... Although the NKVD is already almost 3/4 of a century, how can it be ...
    8. +7
      30 March 2014 10: 13
      Quote: name
      Why did you sell your homeland
      I'm afraid you have too good an opinion about him. UMV, Yaytsenyukh sold Ukraine not for joining the G8, EU and NATO but for banal American money. He could have been shocked if he had been personally thrown at the bucks, and everything else - words about Ukraine, which could not somehow affect his state of mind.
    9. +6
      30 March 2014 11: 10
      So he has a relative in the USA. And not very far from the administration.
    10. platitsyn70
      +4
      30 March 2014 11: 38
      the EU needs this Ukraine so much. They have such poverty. They don’t know how to feed; the Germans themselves will soon make a revolution. Bolivar will not stand another integrator.
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    11. 0
      30 March 2014 11: 58
      For the dominance of Scientologists !!!!
    12. The comment was deleted.
    13. avg
      +2
      30 March 2014 14: 37
      Quote: name
      Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock, not that they didn’t take G8,

      The entry of the Ukrainian state would have turned the G8 upside down and it would have been called "G infinity". Yes
    14. +2
      30 March 2014 16: 48
      Quote: name
      Yaytsenyuk is probably in shock, not that they didn’t take G8, they said that Ukraine is not ready for the EU either, and it’s too early for NATO ... For which he was selling his homeland ... fool


      Over a jar of jam and a basket of cookies. wassat
    15. 0
      30 March 2014 18: 19
      It rains in the village of Gadyukin ...
    16. +1
      30 March 2014 22: 53
      And this is not his homeland. So he did not sell anything.
    17. 0
      31 March 2014 05: 43
      America and its sixes.
    18. 0
      April 2 2014 13: 38
      Yaytsenyuk before the Rada, Tanks don’t go, planes don’t fly, soldiers drunk, Who will protect their homeland, will I? yes on x = y = th I need it.
  2. +14
    30 March 2014 08: 18
    Sowing cannabis from the USA in Ukraine reveals misunderstandings, why did the Americans stop cooperation with the Federal Drug Control Service.
    1. Valentine77 64
      +3
      30 March 2014 08: 27
      We are waiting for the full legalization of drugs in Eastern Europe. They clear the territory for the "pure Aryans" of the 4th Reich, and leave the filthy Europe for the Algerians, etc. etc.
      1. +11
        30 March 2014 09: 35
        Quote: Valentine77 64
        We are waiting for the full legalization of drugs in eastern Europe

        that in Ukrainian hemp there are no psychoactive substances that cause drug intoxication.--- everything is not like people
    2. +11
      30 March 2014 09: 03
      Quote: name
      Sowing cannabis from the USA in Ukraine reveals misunderstandings, why did the Americans stop cooperation with the Federal Drug Control Service.
      laughing
    3. AVV
      +4
      30 March 2014 14: 56
      Quote: name
      Sowing cannabis from the USA in Ukraine reveals misunderstandings, why did the Americans stop cooperation with the Federal Drug Control Service.

      Yes, let them buy not only hemp, but also hera too, then not only blue and pink will appear, but Sasha Bily, all over America !!!
  3. +7
    30 March 2014 08: 18
    Hm. They will also be judged for all signatures as soon as the elections are held.
    And most importantly - Julia will be returned .... To prison !!!! Adding a couple of cases about Nazism, racism, calls for war, incitement, betrayal of the homeland!
  4. Docklishin
    +35
    30 March 2014 08: 19
    Stock!!! Only this spring !!! Organize 7 Maidan and collect the USSR. laughing
    1. +6
      30 March 2014 10: 37
      Quote: DocKlishin
      Stock!!! Only this spring !!! Organize 7 Maidan and collect the USSR. laughing

      From the series, buy four pasties and collect a cat)) laughing
    2. +17
      30 March 2014 14: 00
      Quote: DocKlishin
      Stock!!! Only this spring !!! Organize 7 Maidan

      And then the Maidan will find their historical homeland
  5. +28
    30 March 2014 08: 20
    Alex, Oleg - many thanks for the review! good
    Again, the whole week around Ukraine, frankly, these political prostitutes Yaytsenyuhi-Tymoshnki-Klitschki were screwed up with their pimp Abamka. hi
    1. +7
      30 March 2014 08: 45
      Quote: major071
      Alex, Oleg - many thanks for the review!good

      I join Vladimir to your words! hi good
      1. +29
        30 March 2014 10: 03
        Today Ukraine is the center of the world
        And the media write about her in a straight line
        But sometimes we need satire on the news
        I will tell you today my look at it

        Yatsenyuh gathered to strengthen security
        Yes, swung as much as a whole ball
        Since there is no Russia, I’m in 8-ke, Senya boasted
        But it didn’t come true, the bespectacled man didn’t come out

        They wanted in Kiev to get away from the agreements
        And steal gas at a discount as before
        But lest they be tempted
        We took Crimea, forever depriving of hope

        By disconnecting Russian channels in Ukraine
        They quickly found a replacement in Kiev
        "Rain" channel, where jackals gathered
        From the whores of politics, art and nationalities

        To the peasants - land, factories - to the workers!
        And "pravosek" - the "Nemiroff" factory!
        What would not run far, since still want
        And the warehouse will be empty, they will take up the bankers

        According to the media: Muzychko ordered Avakov
        But in this light we are not at all interested
        Two bullets in the heart let go of a dog
        And who will follow him in heaven?

        In the villages - shish, and on the Maidan sowing
        Garlic, onion, potatoes. This is their "land"
        A pigsty is being built
        Well, but does not grow - hemp will help.

        I wrote today only about Ukraine
        About the USA, UN, EU - well, just not my day
        If you want to put the whole web in verse
        Good! But I don’t feel like it, or maybe just laziness! drinks

        laughing drinks
    2. +2
      30 March 2014 10: 05
      Quote: major071
      Again the whole week around Ukraine,

      Hi, Vova hi
      WHERE is the weekly poem? angry
      1. +9
        30 March 2014 10: 14
        Hi Andrew! hi
        I wrote today only about Ukraine
        About the USA, UN, EU - well, just not my day
        A kol you want put the whole web into verse
        Good! But I don’t want, or maybe just laziness tongue

        See above! laughing drinks
        1. +3
          30 March 2014 10: 17
          Quote: major071
          ! But I don’t want, or maybe just laziness

          filler.
          truncated, having run away. Zenky good
  6. Kodar 75
    +35
    30 March 2014 08: 25
    Pridurok this Yatsenyuk. A cowardly, miserable, selfish creature. He will bring us to Ukraine and the entire Ukrainian people. It’s indifferent to the fate of the country, if only it is to steer the power, but they’ll cut some money and flaunt it even before its Western partners. In short, I would have something to fuck ....
  7. +12
    30 March 2014 08: 26
    Ukrainian pseudo-prime minister announced that Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8, if it is free.

    something reminded a public sarter - "knock, knock, knock. not busy?"
    thanks to the authors, as usual hi
  8. +20
    30 March 2014 08: 27
    Ukraine in the "bigger" eight will take the vacant place! ???)))))) wassat maybe then Klitschko will go to ballet instead of Volochkova !?)))))))))))))))))))
    1. +11
      30 March 2014 08: 53
      Quote: Dart Weyder
      maybe then Klitschko will go to ballet instead of Volochkova !?)))))))))))))))))))

      Not .. No. ... And here he does not shine, the dancer from him is worthless ... Yes I won’t write about the reason, and so everyone knows .. wink
    2. +2
      30 March 2014 15: 12
      No, he will be an astronaut. Fly to build a lunar military base. lol
    3. +3
      30 March 2014 16: 55
      Quote: Dart Weyder
      will go to ballet instead of Volochkova!

      In Kolyma, authoritative comrades will determine who Madame Klitschko will go instead.
      laughing
  9. +3
    30 March 2014 08: 29
    Russia, a universal doctor, will cure everyone. The trepanation of the globe is coming ....
  10. +69
    30 March 2014 08: 31
    We have the most persistent, the best people in the world. IM proud of!
    1. +45
      30 March 2014 08: 42
      Anecdote:
      Most of all, the American astronaut located on the ISS was afraid of a sharp break with Russia.
      1. +19
        30 March 2014 09: 00
        Let him take citizenship or the gateway.
        1. StolzSS
          +9
          30 March 2014 09: 37
          So exactly one wrong sneeze and its gateway))) laughing Let it be filtered out))) bully
        2. +4
          30 March 2014 10: 18
          Quote: hrych
          Let him take citizenship
          Otherwise it will be cosmopolitan.
      2. HAM
        +4
        30 March 2014 10: 15
        Let them fly on a broomstick!
        1. 0
          30 March 2014 23: 19
          NASA's landfill is closed. They are flying from Baikonur.
      3. +1
        30 March 2014 14: 46
        Can it be true? ...
        Astronaut: The Russian segment on the ISS is morally obsolete. We are running. And ran ....
    2. +9
      30 March 2014 12: 45
      America would not fly over geyevropu with these sanctions
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  12. +54
    30 March 2014 08: 37
    Cadets of the Academy. Nakhimova: "We are now, as in a dream ..."
    "In the morning we went into our cafeteria and went nuts! .. White tablecloths, napkins on the tables ... tables heaped with FOOD (like Swedish ones): casseroles, pies, all sorts of goodies ... Stunned ..." Occupants "said that this is how to feed a soldier is the norm. As in a dream ..
    Previously, they ate gray oatmeal and compote made from worms (consoled that we were eating a natural meal ...) All cadets were resettled in private apartments paid by the state - the Russian Federation - during the repair and reconstruction of the barracks of the Nakhimov Academy ... They say in such conditions, in what we lived, it is impossible to live ...
    The Academy is overflowing with architects, designers, foremen, builders ... Pools, courts have already been planned ... RUSSIA is a MOTHER, not a stepmother! .. And those who performed the anthem of Ukraine for the Ukrainian media today walk happy in Russian uniforms ... and sing other songs ... "
    1. -59
      30 March 2014 08: 54
      Quote: delfinN
      Cadets of the Academy. Nakhimov ...

      We would be ashamed to spread this, and even with such pride. Tomorrow the Fritzes will come, the sausages will be brought in fatter, the euro will be repaired, the cadets of the Academy will dress them in Made in Germany uniforms. Nakhimov will go nuts again. "Good" officers will turn out from them, the main thing is ideologically savvy, whoever pays the most will serve.
      1. +47
        30 March 2014 08: 59
        The Fritzes have already tried to come. Sevastopol did not appreciate their "sausage" for sure. Well, you get the idea.

        But seriously, Sevastopol is a Russian people with a Russian mentality, and it is far from the "fatter sausage" business.
        1. -20
          30 March 2014 09: 08
          Quote: Volodin
          The Fritzes have already tried to come. Sevastopol did not appreciate their "sausage" for sure. Well, you get the idea.

          I realized that my two uncles died in the defense of Sevastopol, but you didn’t understand anything. request
          1. +24
            30 March 2014 09: 21
            Sorry, but, I think, then you would not understand, and two of your uncle.
            1. -21
              30 March 2014 09: 43
              Quote: Volodin
              Sorry, but, I think, then you would not understand, and two of your uncle.

              All they would understand. Now, if Nakhimov’s for the idea from the courts, pools and satisfying life in Spartan conditions, then there would be respect for them. And so ... sad
              1. +9
                30 March 2014 09: 52
                Oleg, but you, too, I think, are by no means living in Spartan conditions today. And with the idea, we had problems with 1991 for years.

                Well, anyway, we are each with his opinion will remain. We have the right.
                1. -9
                  30 March 2014 09: 57
                  Quote: Volodin
                  Oleg, but you, too, I think, are by no means living in Spartan conditions today. And with the idea, we had problems with 1991 for years.

                  Now I am already a starter, and I served in more than Spartan conditions and did not change my oath for any pools. Tomorrow they will build a larger pool and they will over again, will they sing another anthem?
                  The idea is very simple - to defend the homeland.
                  1. +12
                    30 March 2014 10: 37
                    Have you sworn an oath to which country and which flag?
                    1. -19
                      30 March 2014 10: 38
                      Quote: stoker
                      Have you sworn an oath to which country and which flag?

                      What is your concern?
                      1. +2
                        30 March 2014 12: 47
                        Yes, and so it is. Star of David on the flag and צבא הגנה לישראל, Israel Defense Forces.
                      2. +2
                        30 March 2014 15: 27
                        Quote: professor
                        What is your concern?

                        And what is so hard to answer?
                      3. +3
                        30 March 2014 18: 06
                        Now you are working out bread for the new owners? Grandfathers are eternal memory !! And I wouldn’t give you a hand! Throw Homeland in difficult times, to someone else's table for a sweet mace .... And no need for past merits!
                      4. -9
                        30 March 2014 18: 18
                        Quote: White53
                        And I wouldn’t give you a hand!

                        I will not survive. crying

                        Quote: White53
                        Throw Homeland in difficult times, to someone else's table for a sweet mace .... And do not talk about past merits!

                        I repaid my homeland fully. She threw me.
                      5. +4
                        31 March 2014 08: 38
                        Quote: professor
                        I repaid my homeland fully. She threw me.

                        The state has thrown you. But she is the only homeland and cannot throw anyone. There are people who do not consider the country of residence to be their homeland. Expecting loyalty from them is stupid. If you consider Israel your homeland, then there are no mutual obligations in relations with the Russian Federation. But then do not call Russia homeland.
                  2. +11
                    30 March 2014 10: 48
                    Quote: professor
                    Quote: Volodin
                    Oleg, but you, too, I think, are by no means living in Spartan conditions today. And with the idea, we had problems with 1991 for years.

                    Now I am already a starter, and I served in more than Spartan conditions and did not change my oath for any pools. Tomorrow they will build a larger pool and they will over again, will they sing another anthem?
                    The idea is very simple - to defend the homeland.

                    And where is their homeland? And who is to blame for the fact that they Russian guys lived in another country? Has anyone given them a choice?
                    1. -25
                      30 March 2014 10: 52
                      Quote: TEODOR
                      And where is their homeland? And who is to blame for the fact that they Russian guys lived in another country? Has anyone given them a choice?

                      Faint-heartedness and commercialism are always trying to justify the lack of choice. However, there is always a choice. It was bad for them in a foreign land, a suitcase-station-home. Or as you put it "to your country."
                      1. +7
                        30 March 2014 12: 40
                        When the universities of western and central Ukraine secretly refused to accept graduates of the Crimean schools - were we your citizens?(http://topwar.ru/42598-krymchanka-ukraincam-my-byli-vashimi-grazhdanami.html)

                        Faint-heartedness and commercialism are always trying to justify the lack of choice. However, there is always a choice. It was bad for them in a foreign land, a suitcase-station-home. Or as you put it "to your country."

                        That's interesting, who studied at the Academy. Since judging by the military schools of Russia, the main contingent of cadets is mainly local.
                      2. +5
                        30 March 2014 15: 16
                        Speak directly like damn nationalists in the Baltic states. Turn on your brains, comrade. It was the USSR, people traveled all over the country. So my grandfathers and grandmothers were in the ESSR - on the instructions of the party. Lived here no less than half a century. My home is the USSR, my home is here. Everyone I know from Russians who have served in the Estonian army, everyone says that they will not fight against Russia, and not because they are deserters, but because they are Russians.
                      3. +3
                        30 March 2014 19: 31
                        Quote: professor
                        Quote: TEODOR
                        And where is their homeland? And who is to blame for the fact that they Russian guys lived in another country? Has anyone given them a choice?

                        Faint-heartedness and commercialism are always trying to justify the lack of choice. However, there is always a choice. It was bad for them in a foreign land, a suitcase-station-home. Or as you put it "to your country."

                        I deeply respect your gray hair in Russia, this is customary. But Sorry, you are not right here for the guys, parents, children, relatives, friends in the end. And go to fight for Nazism?
                      4. -7
                        30 March 2014 19: 46
                        Quote: TEODOR
                        And go to fight for Nazism?

                        Leave these tales to Kisilev and Leontiev.
                      5. +1
                        31 March 2014 08: 44
                        Quote: professor
                        Leave these tales to Kisilev and Leontiev.

                        And who do you think took power in Kiev?
                      6. -3
                        31 March 2014 11: 49
                        Quote: shuhartred
                        And who do you think took power in Kiev?

                        Really the Nazis? In my opinion, those who were elected by the people remained in parliament and did not notice the Nazis there, but the legally elected parliament is steering in Ukraine.
                      7. +2
                        31 March 2014 12: 03
                        Quote: professor
                        taxis in Ukraine legally elected parliament.

                        Steers the right sector or you do not watch the news.
                      8. -1
                        31 March 2014 12: 48
                        Quote: shuhartred
                        Steers the right sector or you do not watch the news.

                        I do not read Soviet newspapers before meals. laughing
                      9. +1
                        31 March 2014 19: 24
                        Quote: professor
                        I do not read Soviet newspapers before meals

                        Read American, it is more beneficial for digestion wassat
                      10. -1
                        April 1 2014 09: 49
                        Quote: shuhartred
                        Read American, it is more beneficial for digestion

                        I speak and use different sources of information. If you think all American newspapers write the same thing, then I sincerely regret you. sad
                      11. 0
                        31 March 2014 08: 43
                        Quote: professor
                        Faint-heartedness and commercialism are always trying to justify the lack of choice. However, there is always a choice. It was bad for them in a foreign land, a suitcase-station-home. Or as you put it "to your country."

                        Listen well enough for you already. Flew a hawk on the boys. Old wise man. Could already understand and forgive. Let’s better see how they continue to live and serve, and then draw conclusions.
                      12. -3
                        31 March 2014 11: 50
                        Betrayal is not subject to understanding and forgiveness.
                      13. +2
                        31 March 2014 12: 02
                        Quote: professor
                        Betrayal is not subject to understanding and forgiveness.

                        Where do you see betrayal? You are the same traitor in this case.
                2. Rjycnfynby7
                  +1
                  30 March 2014 21: 09
                  You served in another country and they were 23 years old, they didn’t need to judge the boys, they will understand everything
              2. +4
                30 March 2014 10: 32
                You have to understand, your millionaires uncle all abandoned and rushed to defend Soviet Russia
              3. +20
                30 March 2014 10: 42
                Quote: professor
                Howling if Nakhimov’s for the idea from the courts, pools and satisfying life in Spartan conditions, then there would be respect for them. And so ...

                People make human conditions for service and study. This is bad? Do you think they should cry and curse the oaths of the invaders? Of course they are happy and that’s normal. And for those who did not agree with something, no one interfered with leaving Crimea and many left. Why do you immediately have one negative in thoughts. Or are you envious? No need to deny people the right to have their own position, or change it over time under the influence of new information. This is life experience. Young guys are still children at all, and you immediately demand a stony stance from them. Everything will come with time. At the age of 20, I was also fascinated by the states, and now I look at the world with completely different eyes, without glasses, any. hi
                1. -14
                  30 March 2014 10: 54
                  Quote: shuhartred
                  No need to deny people the right to have their own position, or change it over time under the influence of new information.

                  How often can you change it, your position? wink
                  1. +1
                    30 March 2014 15: 21
                    Quote: professor
                    How often can you change it, your position?

                    And how do I know. There are no laws in this regard.
                    1. +1
                      30 March 2014 16: 42
                      Quote: shuhartred
                      And how do I know. There are no laws in this regard.

                      Conscience and honor are the laws. The oath is taken only once.
                      1. +1
                        31 March 2014 08: 27
                        Quote: professor
                        Conscience and honor are the laws. The oath is taken only once.

                        I do not separate Ukraine from Russia, therefore your post is meaningless in my eyes. There is no truth in this matter, there is only truth, but everyone has their own. I understand what you mean, but here the situation is special. To approach it from a formal point of view is IMHO wrong. Our Germans, of course, our Americans are even more understandable. Russia vs Ukraine bullshit. I will not shoot at Ukrainians, also a traitor in your opinion. In conscience and honor. soldier Py Sy Oath given by me to the Russian Federation (1993) I consider to be valid in relation to Ukraine.
              4. 0
                30 March 2014 23: 33
                Your point of view is clear, and I even agree on something. But here it turns out a slightly different situation - they switched to the side of Russia with their decision, and then they learned that it gives them.
          2. 0
            30 March 2014 10: 28
            Nobody but "your uncles" defended Sevastopol. They ate "German sausage".
          3. Shoma-1970
            +4
            30 March 2014 14: 20
            Uncle "Einstein" why are you saying stupid things, isn't it better for you to talk about science? winked
      2. +30
        30 March 2014 09: 59
        Quote: professor
        whoever pays more will serve.

        Well, this category of people has long been on the Maidan ... Lumpen sucks.
      3. +4
        30 March 2014 10: 21
        where the Fritz will come to Israel, or something. We’re just not letting them into our Crimea
      4. +7
        30 March 2014 10: 23
        Professor, and this is rudeness
      5. +4
        30 March 2014 12: 45
        Well, yes, to study with cockroaches at a desk and slurp the balance and at the same time swear an oath - is this a feat?
      6. Shoma-1970
        0
        30 March 2014 14: 18
        At one time, we gave them their sausage in the back .. stuck
      7. +3
        30 March 2014 17: 31
        Quote: professor
        Ashamed

        Professor, you are an intelligent person, why turn it upside down?
        Indeed, a logical chain is clear to any sober person: Crimea voted for accession, Russia came and helped. Who is to blame for the fact that Russia, unlike Ukraine, found money for sailors? And I personally don’t remember something that Putin lured Crimea to sausage. That’s a well-known fact, Nuland fed the cookies of the maydauns. It’s even reflected in the media. It’s not the horse’s feed either.
        You would be glad for the Crimeans, otherwise you will be angry. I worry for you, my heart hurts.
        Better yet, they would have gathered in Russian-speaking, but joined wherever they should. We would have transferred the intellectual potential, so to speak, into a practical plane.
        1. -2
          30 March 2014 17: 49
          Quote: Onotolle
          After all, a logical chain is clear to any sober person: Crimea voted for accession, Russia came and helped.

          However, the logical chain there was completely different. First came the little green men ... wassat

          Quote: Onotolle
          And even better would have gathered Russian-speaking, but joined where it should.

          The memory has not yet knocked out these "Russian-speaking" people, the bastards remember everything.
          Prisoners of Zion

          Quote: Onotolle
          They would transfer intellectual potential, so to speak, into a practical plane.

          The world is great. Vaughn Canada also calls "Russian-speaking".
          Professional Immigration to Canada
          1. +1
            30 March 2014 18: 27
            Quote: professor
            came the little green men.

            Yes, in general, they did not go anywhere. Pedivikia kag be namekae that Sevastopol is their historical habitat.
            Regarding the "Prisoners of Zion" this is to Merkel.
            Canadian initiatives regarding highly qualified personnel approve.
            hi
            1. -1
              30 March 2014 18: 35
              Quote: Onotolle
              Regarding the "Prisoners of Zion" this is to Merkel.

              She has nothing to do with it. These prisoners were mainly in the USSR in the camps. Sheeran example.
              1. +2
                30 March 2014 19: 40
                Quote: professor
                in the USSR sat in camps

                Oh, wei, the whole Gulag was full of poor and unhappy Jews.
                Mr. N. Shcharansky (I understood you correctly?) Sat on a very weighty charge, so you had to try very hard to beg for it, right?
                Well, you see, none of them had lampshades and did not make soap.
                And of course Angela had nothing to do with it. But why is she still paying compensation?
                1. -1
                  30 March 2014 19: 52
                  Quote: Onotolle
                  Mr. N. Shcharansky (I understood you correctly?) Sat on a very weighty charge, so you had to try very hard to beg for it, right?

                  He was only guilty of wanting to live in another country. Is the speaker of the Israeli parliament Edelstein also imprisoned on a "weighty charge"?

                  Quote: Onotolle
                  Oh wei, the whole Gulag was full of poor and unhappy Jews

                  From this, he did not cease to be the Gulag.

                  Quote: Onotolle
                  Well, you see, none of them had lampshades and did not make soap.

                  Just because big bastards exist doesn't make smaller bastards normal.

                  Quote: Onotolle
                  And of course Angela had nothing to do with it. But why is she still paying compensation?

                  She does not pay prisoners of Zion.
          2. +1
            30 March 2014 20: 38
            we are called a lot. So what? Israel, at the expense of the know-how exported from Russia, has pulled great in the defense industry. but I didn’t pay the money ... bully
            1. -1
              30 March 2014 20: 43
              Quote: oldstaryi
              Israel, at the expense of the know-how exported from Russia, has pulled great in the defense industry.

              Lie. stop
      8. +1
        30 March 2014 17: 58
        Do not temperature, dear! Or did the boys have to shed tears for the Ukrainian "care"?
      9. +1
        30 March 2014 23: 22
        That's not the point, uncle. Russian patriots for havchik do not live. And do not insult future Russian officers. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Let PR people and liars be ashamed. King Solomon said: all the secret will be revealed. How will they feel when everything opens. And with us everything is already open. VIVAT RUSSIA!
      10. +1
        30 March 2014 23: 23
        Quote: professor
        We would be ashamed to spread this, and even with such pride. Tomorrow the Fritzes will come, the sausages will be brought in fatter, the euro will be repaired, the cadets of the Academy will dress them in Made in Germany uniforms. Nakhimov will go nuts again. "Good" officers will turn out from them, the main thing is ideologically savvy, whoever pays the most will serve.

        Well, the stump is clear, you studied wink ... Your Israeli reservation consists of such "sausage-savvy" residents of the former USSR who fled when the latter collapsed. laughing Why can't Russia do the same? tongue wink laughing
        Keep track of prof. frames, expected outflow in the opposite direction. laughing
        1. 0
          31 March 2014 12: 20
          Quote: Victor-M
          Keep track of prof. frames, expected outflow in the opposite direction.

          The reverse is not expected, but quite a few go to the USA and Canada.
      11. +1
        31 March 2014 12: 05
        What are the disadvantages of the professor? He directly pointed out the inaccuracy. Sevastopol and Crimean residents certainly did not go over to the side of the Russian Federation for "sausage" and "clean polati". And the confused reaction of the cadets, if the words are conveyed literally, is a shock from the fact that they were treated like people! Normal grub and normal living conditions are a consequence of the relationship human.

        Well, from an overabundance of emotions, cadets misplaced accents. It happens. Taught wink

        Quote: delfinN
        Cadets of the Academy. Nakhimova: "We are now, as in a dream ...

        And yes, reading is nice and ... bitter. Why? Understanding comes of how they lived before.
    2. sazhka4
      +10
      30 March 2014 08: 55
      Quote: delfinN
      They say that in the conditions in which we lived, it is impossible to live ...

      WE HAVE MAKED THEM .. NEVER in the History of this happened. Glad to tears ..
  13. tnship2
    +9
    30 March 2014 08: 40
    Pleases one thing. That finally our country has decided on the "friends". Were tired of mean attacks in the back. They will bite and smile in the face. In words, all good neighbors, but in fact, are ready to themselves not only ears but also yay ..... freeze just to annoy.
  14. +10
    30 March 2014 08: 43
    Returning to Russia, McFaul says that “the current regime must be isolated”- oh-c, well, h.r.u. with this G8, we can get out of START (our hands will be untied), the WTO through GMOs, so we will be healthier, It was not possible to isolate at the UN (93 versus 100), CHO still, but ... McFaul would be tired ... , overtired ... so in fact Russians are ... not "play" by the rules. laughing
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 10: 43
      and it’s necessary to leave START for a long time, especially since the United States has not ratified it, we are unilaterally fulfilling it
      1. +7
        30 March 2014 12: 06
        Quote: L10n77
        and it’s necessary to leave START for a long time, especially since the United States has not ratified it, we are unilaterally fulfilling it


        The US Senate ratified START-3 on December 22, 2010. 71st vote against 26th. We have January 25, 2011. The State Duma approved the agreement with 350 votes in favor and 96th against, with one abstention, while the Duma adopted an appeal to the Russian leadership on the need to accelerate the renewal of the strategic nuclear forces (which is actually being done).
        On January 26, the bill was unanimously ratified by the Federation Council. On January 28, President Medvedev signed the bill.
        February 5 2011 Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton during the 47th Munich Security Conference exchanged instruments of ratification, after which he formally entered into force.

        And here is the START-2 Treaty signed by Bush and Yeltsin in January 1993. never entered into force, since in June 2002 Americans withdrew from the ABM Treaty of 1972 In response, Russia withdrew from START II. The main feature of this contract was that it forbade the use of ICBMs with multiple warheads. There is no such restriction in START-3. If we had fulfilled the START-2 conditions, we would have been left without heavy mine rockets with the RGCHIN with one monoblock Topol.
  15. +2
    30 March 2014 08: 44
    “NATO allies are never alone. Today, NATO planes patrol the sky over the Baltic, we have strengthened our presence in Poland, and we are ready to do more. ”

    It amazes me that it takes a long time for the "allies" to arrive - until NATO troops (and these are, in general, purely American forces if we take the general ratio) arrive (and the headquarters will give the go-ahead in Brussels) they will remain like that zealous goat. Yes, yeshkin matryoshkin - you don't need to spend a lot on the Baltics, the Sun will bake you - there will be no country left.
    1. +14
      30 March 2014 10: 20
      Quote: ShadowCat
      Yeshoshkin Matreshkin - you don’t have to spend a lot on the Baltic

      That's right. It is enough to launch this agent of influence in the Baltic states:
      1. fess
        +3
        30 March 2014 10: 47
        Okay with the Baltic states, he’s in the USA right now ...))
        1. 0
          30 March 2014 14: 41
          Quote: Fess
          he is now in the USA
          Does Alaska look for work ?!
  16. +13
    30 March 2014 08: 48
    hemp is probably a translation error, not industrial hemp, but hemp on an industrial scale :-)
    1. +1
      30 March 2014 15: 39
      Quote: saag
      hemp is probably a translation error, not industrial hemp, but hemp on an industrial scale :-)

      Not a mistake, industrial varieties were specially bred with a reduced "high" content. Yes
  17. +2
    30 March 2014 08: 49
    Egg-bearing, of course! But I didn’t think so! Thought that for his political pederasty he would open all doors?
  18. Nikita_Pilot
    +2
    30 March 2014 08: 50
    Now another military base on another mainland near the United States.
  19. sazhka4
    +4
    30 March 2014 08: 50
    If somewhere there is dirt and sheep. You don't even need to look for traces ... But the outskirts are right there. It is getting smaller .. Even out of 8 it will make a "six" ..
  20. +1
    30 March 2014 08: 53
    Type of advertising. Ukrainian hemp is the most hemp in the world, buy, you will not regret it.
  21. +8
    30 March 2014 08: 54
    This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of a pigsty ...- "the smartest" of the maydanutyh wassat , because pigs are not only 200-300 kg of meat and SALA, this is still tons of excrement, but since with 1 MAY the price of gas increases, THEY (maydanutye) will start to drive it out of ... G.O.V.N. BUT. laughing fellow Scheme attached:
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 15: 55
      Quote: name
      This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of a pigsty.

      That's right, the wheel of history cannot be stopped. Following the pigsties on the Maidan, mines will appear, workshops and manufactories will begin to work, and printing will be invented ...
    2. 0
      30 March 2014 20: 26
      it would be better if we used this. a lot of crap from the birds remains ... drinks
  22. +18
    30 March 2014 08: 56
    Thanks to the authors! as always extensive and "tasty" hi

    Well, another joke from Ukraine ...
    "Yesterday, the Minister for Corruption, Tanya" Unhealthy ", speaks on a zombie box. She reports that VF Yanukrvich has almost no money in his accounts. He took it out, cashed it. and the weight of the money.Take the sum of 20 billion dollar bill of 30 dollars will be 20 tons of money and 100 cubic meters of money. With a 200 bill, this is 265 tons of money and 1000 cubic meters. The volume of a freight car is 20 cubic meters, the volume of a truck is from 26,5 to 120 cubic meters. Now think about what he drove to the bank. If he took off 60 dollars, then almost two wagons of money. (reported on Polemics)
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 15: 41
      Quote: Egoza
      With a bill of 1000 it is 20 tons of money and 26,5 cubic meters.

      Greetings, dear! hi
      Let me add a little bit: it’s almost impossible to meet 1000-dollar bills, only with collectors, they have been withdrawn from cash circulation for a long time (since 1969) and are used only for interbank payments.
      1. +2
        30 March 2014 17: 34
        Quote: Kurkul
        1000-dollar bills are almost impossible to meet,


        I do not mind! Well, even if you take new American 100-dollar bills - so how much will it come out !!!

        But salt is different! This news was voiced by the current head of the anti-corruption committee Tatyana Ch. On TV! Although she also has a certificate about schizophrenia! Therefore, it is designated as Tanya Unhealthy
        1. 0
          30 March 2014 19: 29
          Quote: Egoza
          But salt is different!

          Certainly! love
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  25. +5
    30 March 2014 09: 05
    now everyone will be in shock all the maidan and Yulka, too, how so, they didn’t give the money, they didn’t take the money, they want to eat sooner or later, and if the hemp is planted, then surely the brothers mayd. .and will hug in a hug to Russia.
  26. +5
    30 March 2014 09: 10
    Back to Russia!- the most interesting thing is that on March 29 the number of signatures amounted to 32 969 ... 67031 remained and the White House gives an official answer, although in the 2012 year the White House website already had something similar from Texas, the petition collected more than 125 thousand signatures, an answer from the White House was received ... about nothing.
    But it's nice that in the US people are so tired of "freedom" that they want to be closer to the dictatorship. feel
  27. sazhka4
    +6
    30 March 2014 09: 12
    A patriotic site .. Very much .. Sometimes with an excess .. I LIKE ,,
    1. +7
      30 March 2014 09: 37
      So people themselves choose which side they are on smile But patriotism never hurts. Moreover, the most democratic country in the world is so patriotic that they don’t even notice that their patriotism goes sideways to the world feel
  28. Azaat
    +1
    30 March 2014 09: 14
    About penguins, the picture smiled. And about hemp news.
    1. -17
      30 March 2014 11: 39
      Quote: Azaat
      About penguins, the picture smiled. And about hemp news.

      yes, the topvar once again showed the impenetrable stupidity of its scribblers. laughing
      1. +16
        30 March 2014 12: 49
        ABOUT! Yes, this is another expert with a completely absent sense of humor. In vain the expert has not yet conducted an educational program that penguins cannot carry posters in their little wings and are not members of United Russia at all. Nobody (especially the authors of "VO"), except experts, knows about this ...

        Well, they will write a deadly comment - even if you stay, at least fall ... Better imagine another time the habitat map of such eHsperts like you smile
      2. -7
        30 March 2014 14: 00
        Quote: Fofan
        Quote: Azaat
        About penguins, the picture smiled. And about hemp news.

        yes, the topvar once again showed the impenetrable stupidity of its scribblers. laughing

        after 100 minuses penguins will move to Alaska!
        1. +5
          30 March 2014 14: 23
          after 100 minuses penguins will move to Alaska!


          Everything is easier - after 100 minuses, expert Fofan will move to the "bathhouse", because he is clearly not on the way with "impenetrable stupid hacks". And in the photo - Crimean penguins at Ai-Petri smile
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      4. +6
        30 March 2014 16: 42
        Where we want there and dwell. laughing
        http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/632/hqkp320.jpg
  29. +32
    30 March 2014 09: 21
    In Serbia, fans of the Crvena Zvezda team sang Katyusha and raised the Russian flag at the match against the Ukrainian Budivelnik team (Kiev).
    The inscription on the podium:
    “Elder brother, tell me, is it my dream or is our mother really waking up ?! Tell her that we love her, as she loves us all. Glory to Russia, Ukraine and Serbia! ”
  30. +9
    30 March 2014 09: 22
    In the Crimea, sunny, in Kiev - "Rain" ...-tyu-bye, some little thing will "drip" a little and they will get bored, but the news, although a little stale, is worthy of attention:About ten propaganda broadcasting stations were deployed in the region bordering Ukraine. Such stations were created in the USSR on the basis of BRDM-2 reconnaissance combat vehicles. good - so let all PMCs with the "right sector" be afraid.
    1. +5
      30 March 2014 10: 59
      Quote: name
      : In the area bordering Ukraine, about ten propaganda broadcasting stations were deployed.

      I hope these are infrasonic "broadcast" stations? They are just the way for us there, in case of provocations. Yes
  31. +11
    30 March 2014 09: 25
    Refusal of the dollar when calculating energy and switching to other currencies can make a more grand victory over the states.
    1. +1
      30 March 2014 11: 01
      it is important for Russia to do better and not waste its own energy on weakening our "partners"
  32. +7
    30 March 2014 09: 30
    In his next public statement, the NATO secretary general said that Russia is behaving not at all as a partner of the North Atlantic Alliance: "Russia behaves as if it is not a partner, but an opponent of NATO."


    The secretary general released, a hangover and a headache, and then the Russians regained the Crimea.
  33. upasika1918
    +13
    30 March 2014 09: 31
    What is what? What is left.
    1. Strezhevsky
      +2
      30 March 2014 10: 08
      The torch in w ...., one detail is not enough !!! wassat
  34. +29
    30 March 2014 09: 35
    Here they are the heroes of free Ukraine! With such a spiritualized face, you can safely take not only the Big Eight, but where and to hell.
  35. +7
    30 March 2014 09: 40
    The review is beautiful! America is becoming increasingly degraded, and McFaul’s example confirms this.
  36. +5
    30 March 2014 09: 57
    Good review. Whoever doesn’t have a shaft job or an Internet at hand can find out about what happened in a week without any water. Dear authors, take it as a rule once a week !!! Well done.
    1. +6
      30 March 2014 10: 06
      Dear authors, make it a rule once a week !!!

      Artem, this rule has been in place for a couple of years.

      Thank you for rating!
  37. +15
    30 March 2014 09: 57
    “I condemn the announcement by President Putin of the inclusion of Crimea in the Russian Federation,” said the NATO Secretary General. - laughing laughing Answer of the President of RUSSIA:
  38. a lion
    0
    30 March 2014 10: 05
    Yaytsenyuk, flag in hand !!! With her flock
  39. +6
    30 March 2014 10: 07
    Well, more "little things" ....
    “About 80% of the inhabitants of northeastern Estonia support the reunification of Crimea with Russia and would not mind voting for the separation of their region from the rest of the Estonian state in favor of the Russian Federation,” said Vladimir Yushkin, director of the Baltic Center for Russian Research. Therefore, the expert noted, it is useful to place a permanent NATO "peacekeeping contingent" in the city of Narva, bordering Russia.
    “In Narva, a peacekeeping contingent is needed. European peacekeepers on an ongoing basis, ”- quoted the words of Yushkin Internet portal of the Estonian Broadcasting Corporation. In his opinion, this could not be necessarily some military units, but, for example, military educational institutions: “It is possible to open a sergeant school for NATO peacekeepers in Narva”
    xxxxx
    According to the Segodnya newspaper, 39 Hungarian public, cultural and religious organizations appealed to the Ukrainian leadership, the chairman of the Transcarpathian Regional State Administration Lunchenka and the chairman of the Transcarpathian Regional Council Balohy with the request to recognize the Transcarpathian Hungarians as an indigenous people, recognize the institution of dual citizenship in Ukraine and provide state support for national minorities reports UNN.
    The Hungarians draw the attention of the authorities to the emergence of armed radical elements that inflame ethnic conflicts, which cause fear among the population. However, organizations are committed to the new government. ”
  40. a lion
    +7
    30 March 2014 10: 08
    Dumb look at these fag. And their church, fag. I violated all the commandments.
  41. +6
    30 March 2014 10: 12
    That's about the beds on the Maidan-laugh in vain! prudent people however!
    "Ukrainian agricultural producers need to “find” 40-50 billion hryvnias. Of course, farmers do not have such money. You can, of course, spend on sowing and a smaller amount. But then the result will be appropriate. But the quality of life directly depends on the quality of food products.
    Price pressures have another negative impact on agriculture. Agrarians sow only what they have enough money for. Therefore, there is a high probability that in autumn the country will face a shortage of a number of food products. Today, the government, seeing such a danger, is trying to convince agricultural producers to rely on cereals. Doing buckwheat, millet. To avoid hunger in the fall. "
    xxx
    But "we" do not care about this yet !!!

    In Ukraine, 3 days will grieve over Heavenly Hundred
    Memorial events will begin on March 30 at 12:00.
    The public initiative "Center for the Memory of the Heavenly Hundred" calls on Ukrainians to take part in mournful events on the occasion of the forty days of the death of the Heavenly Hundred during March 30 - April 1.
    According to the coordinator of the Center, Nelya Vterkovskaya, members of the People's Trust Association support this initiative, urge Ukrainians these days to go to the square of their cities, bring flowers, light candles in memory of the victims, Ukrinform reports.

    Threat. We love to cry! And we do it for a long time and with taste !!! I'm afraid that we will soon sob without the calls of all kinds of public organizations!
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 11: 45
      Quote: Egoza
      1 April take part in mournful events on the occasion of the forty days of the death of Heavenly Hundred.

      Talking date.
  42. +5
    30 March 2014 10: 18
    Russia treacherously does not switch to modern means of communication, letters, messengers, pigeons, dogs, wire communications, word of mouth - staff members from space cannot intercept anything, but someone puts all their impartial talks on public display and eavesdrop, the CIA is offended! And about the fact that the Maidan takes root in the center of Kiev, it's funny and disgusting, how in the cave age, women keep the fire in the hearth and run the household, and men rob passers-by and seize enterprises, after which it is just right to rebuild a new Kiev nearby.
    1. +17
      30 March 2014 10: 34
      Quote: Gray 43
      Maidan takes root in the center of Kiev - funny and nasty, like in a cave age -

      What to do! Rural nature takes over!
      By the way, just like over Farion, her last name crushes her.

      Journalist and writer Oles Buzina claims “I opened the dictionaries and it turned out that the“ Farion ”in Yiddish means“ rogue ”! Does this woman herself even understand where she got this surname from ?! He added. - I do not claim that she is Jewish, but her surname is not Petrenko, not Zhmachenko, and not even Tyagnibok, but Farion! How can a person with such a surname claim to be a Ukrainian nationalist ?! Or, perhaps, in this way, her ancestors in the XNUMXth century were marked for appropriate behavior? Of course, I’m not a supporter of the change of surnames, but in my place I would have changed, otherwise, you know, it’s some kind of nonsense ... ”
  43. +4
    30 March 2014 10: 25
    THANKS FOR THE REVIEW
  44. Sadikoff
    +1
    30 March 2014 10: 28
    About Cuba, they offer grass, Coke, try to get it, but if you get it, try it. There are no drug mafia and there is simply no mafia, there are funny guys.
  45. +4
    30 March 2014 10: 29
    Ukraine somewhere in Europe
    1. +1
      30 March 2014 19: 40
      Normal rolls.
  46. hercog
    +4
    30 March 2014 10: 33
    ARSENIY KIEVSKY and WASHINGTON - pleased laughing laughing laughing
  47. pink
    0
    30 March 2014 10: 46
    "Kiev Chhernal" Is this from the word "blacken"?
  48. +15
    30 March 2014 10: 52
    All the same, Sunday:
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  49. -6
    30 March 2014 11: 11
    This review will be interesting to those who first visited the VO website,
    I had the impression that I’ve read all of this here more than once,
    that is, it looks like a debriefing, although this, I think, is too early to do,
    Well, maybe this is a section of the results section ...

    ps: deja vu
  50. +8
    30 March 2014 11: 15
    Quote: il2.chewie
    Here they are the heroes of free Ukraine! With such a spiritualized face, you can safely take not only the Big Eight, but where and to hell.

    Somewhere I've seen it before
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  52. +5
    30 March 2014 11: 47
    And there are battles in Syria. Latest video. MiG-29 attacks!!!
  53. +3
    30 March 2014 11: 59
    Russian experts may have advanced in technology and hid from American wiretapping.


    I'll tell you a secret: Two tin cans connected by a string. According to my childhood tests, the system is operational up to 50 meters. One hundred percent protection against wiretapping!
  54. +2
    30 March 2014 12: 08
    on the Maidan you can dig a large hole, fill it with water and put crucian carp in there

    There is already a hole there - it's called the Globus shopping center.
    1. +6
      30 March 2014 20: 18
      Quote: Andrey_K
      on the Maidan you can dig a large hole, fill it with water and put crucian carp in there
  55. +7
    30 March 2014 12: 11
    sorry for the repetition.

    Terrible Russian occupiers in Crimea!!! maximum repost!

    “Today a comrade who is in the “Russian occupation” told me
    Crimea, cadet of the Academy named after. Nakhimov... Passing on the baton. Let
    they know how bad it is now in Crimea without Ukraine!

    "In the morning we went into our canteen and were amazed!.. White tablecloths, napkins on
    tables... tables littered with FOOD (Swedish style): casseroles, pies,
    all sorts of goodies... It's amazing... The "occupiers" said that this is how to feed
    soldiers are the norm. Like in a dream...

    Previously, we ate gray oatmeal and compotes made from worms (we were consoled that we were eating
    natural...) All cadets were resettled in private apartments,
    paid by the state - the Russian Federation -, for the duration of repairs and
    reconstruction of the Nakhimov Academy barracks... They say that in such conditions, in
    It is impossible to live as we lived...

    The Academy is crowded with architects, designers, foremen,
    builders... Pools and courts have already been planned... RUSSIA IS MOTHER, and
    not a stepmother!.. And those who performed the Ukrainian anthem for the Ukrainian media,
    Today happy people walk around in Russian uniforms... and sing different songs..."
  56. 0
    30 March 2014 12: 26
    Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State John Kerry will meet on March 30 in Paris. This was reported to ITAR-TASS on Saturday by the Department of Information and Press of the Russian Foreign Ministry. “The meeting will take place tomorrow in Paris,” the agency’s interlocutor said.

    “It will take place in furtherance of the agreement between the presidents of the Russian Federation and the United States,” the Foreign Ministry clarified.

    Earlier, in a telephone conversation, Russian President Vladimir Putin invited US President Barack Obama to consider possible steps by the international community to help stabilize the situation in Ukraine.

    As the Kremlin press service reported, the Russian leader drew the attention of the head of the Washington administration to the ongoing revelry of extremists who, with impunity, commit acts of intimidation against civilians, government agencies, and law enforcement agencies in various regions of Ukraine and in Kyiv.

    The leaders of the two countries agreed that in the near future the specific parameters of such joint work will be discussed by the heads of the foreign policy departments of Russia and the United States.

    Earlier on Saturday, Lavrov and Kerry had a telephone conversation, during which they continued to discuss the crisis situation in Ukraine and considered the schedule for further contacts on this issue.
    http://www.versii.com/news/300372
    XXXX
    I wonder what they will agree on!!!
  57. +2
    30 March 2014 12: 40
    What they fought for, that’s what the ukrosvidomites ran into. Did you want to go to Europe? Did Europe want you? Now eat!
  58. +2
    30 March 2014 12: 46
    By and large, we don’t need war, if something can be obtained through diplomacy without loss of life and without publicity - I’m all for it. The Kyiv usurpers must not be recognized under any circumstances. Conduct our propaganda more actively in conditions of shutdown of our media in Ukraine through our agents of influence and the ABS agency (adna grandma said). And the southeast has somewhat wilted, unfortunately. But as the song says: Russians, Russians are restless hearts, why do you need trouble to become stronger... Juntas always have one end, proven by history.
  59. +5
    30 March 2014 12: 55
    In the world of "art"

    Alla Pugacheva appealed to the President of Russia with a request to stop mocking Makarevich
    The prima donna supported Andrei Makarevich and wrote a letter to President Vladimir Putin asking him to pay attention to the situation in which the musician found himself
    According to the singer, Makarevich has every right to express his opinion about the events in Ukraine. And the press and political figures should not condemn him for this, much less deprive him of well-deserved awards.
    Pugacheva’s appeal to the head of state was supported by other famous personalities, in particular Liya Akhedzhakova, Anna Tereshkova, Irina Prokhorova. The author of the message compared the persecuted musician with the writer Boris Pasternak, who was persecuted because he agreed to accept the Nobel Prize. Also, according to the Diva, Makarevich found himself in the same position as the scientist Andrei Sakharov, who opposed the entry of Soviet troops into Afghanistan.
    The wife of showman Maxim Galkin reminds that politics and creativity cannot be mixed, and even more so, awards cannot be taken away for expressing one’s position, even if it contradicts public opinion. Pugacheva notes that Makarevich received awards for creativity from the people of Russia, and not for political activity.

    Why were you so insensitive to the “master” laughing I even complained to Allochka!

    Sofia Rotaru refused to become a Russian citizen
    People's Artist of Ukraine and resident of Crimea Sofia Rotaru refused to accept Russian citizenship
    The singer’s intention to remain a resident of Yalta, without changing her Ukrainian passport to a Russian one, was announced by her son Ruslan Evdokimenko.
    Ruslan himself, together with his wife Svetlana and children, lives in Kyiv. Well, Sofia Mikhailovna, coming from a tour, strives to return to Yalta, to her cozy and beautiful home. In addition to housing, the Rotaru family also has a hotel in Yalta - Villa Sofia. This is a good business that they do not want to lose.
    But the main thing for Sofia Mikhailovna is not money, but her belonging to the Ukrainian people. Despite the fact that the performer is Moldovan by nationality, she was born on the territory of Ukraine, where she lived all her life.
    Of course, the Rotaru family is worried about the current confusion with documents in Crimea, but they see no reason to sell their residence, and they do not want to do it.

    On the one hand, Allochka will scratch out her eyes there, who needs another “star”! On the other hand, of course, only love for Ukraine! No money plays a role here!
    1. +5
      30 March 2014 20: 26
      Quote: Egoza
      People's Artist of Ukraine and resident of Crimea Sofia Rotaru refused to accept Russian citizenship

      Well then, as a sign of protest, let her publicly declare her refusal to pay fees and tour in Russia. I’m sick of such cheap hypocrisy. negative
  60. ken
    +6
    30 March 2014 13: 51
    Here they are - the results!!! What more can be said ...
  61. Nikich
    +7
    30 March 2014 13: 54
    Quote: Egoza
    In the world of "art"

    Alla Pugacheva appealed to the President of Russia with a request to stop mocking Makarevich
    The prima donna supported Andrei Makarevich and wrote a letter to President Vladimir Putin asking him to pay attention to the situation in which the musician found himself
    According to the singer, Makarevich has every right to express his opinion about the events in Ukraine. And the press and political figures should not condemn him for this, much less deprive him of well-deserved awards.
    Pugacheva’s appeal to the head of state was supported by other famous personalities, in particular Liya Akhedzhakova, Anna Tereshkova, Irina Prokhorova. The author of the message compared the persecuted musician with the writer Boris Pasternak, who was persecuted because he agreed to accept the Nobel Prize. Also, according to the Diva, Makarevich found himself in the same position as the scientist Andrei Sakharov, who opposed the entry of Soviet troops into Afghanistan.
    The wife of showman Maxim Galkin reminds that politics and creativity cannot be mixed, and even more so, awards cannot be taken away for expressing one’s position, even if it contradicts public opinion. Pugacheva notes that Makarevich received awards for creativity from the people of Russia, and not for political activity.

    Why were you so insensitive to the “master” laughing I even complained to Allochka!

    Sofia Rotaru refused to become a Russian citizen
    People's Artist of Ukraine and resident of Crimea Sofia Rotaru refused to accept Russian citizenship
    The singer’s intention to remain a resident of Yalta, without changing her Ukrainian passport to a Russian one, was announced by her son Ruslan Evdokimenko.
    Ruslan himself, together with his wife Svetlana and children, lives in Kyiv. Well, Sofia Mikhailovna, coming from a tour, strives to return to Yalta, to her cozy and beautiful home. In addition to housing, the Rotaru family also has a hotel in Yalta - Villa Sofia. This is a good business that they do not want to lose.
    But the main thing for Sofia Mikhailovna is not money, but her belonging to the Ukrainian people. Despite the fact that the performer is Moldovan by nationality, she was born on the territory of Ukraine, where she lived all her life.
    Of course, the Rotaru family is worried about the current confusion with documents in Crimea, but they see no reason to sell their residence, and they do not want to do it.

    On the one hand, Allochka will scratch out her eyes there, who needs another “star”! On the other hand, of course, only love for Ukraine! No money plays a role here!

    Well, what does it matter to Pugacheva? And Makarevich deserved it. Sorry, if you don’t want to be persecuted, don’t go to rallies under UPA flags
    1. +3
      30 March 2014 20: 28
      Quote: Nikich
      . And Makarevich deserved it. Sorry, if you don’t want to be persecuted, don’t go to rallies under UPA flags
  62. lexe
    0
    30 March 2014 14: 00
    Two people are walking in the forest
    As always, someone is in front, someone is behind lol
    And here...

    In English...

    Hey brother, help me. I got myself into trouble. laughing ...uh...industrialism.

    In Russian...

    Sorry... my bun (ugh, you navigator) does not advise you to return. Ahead is Dostoevsky Street, Lieutenant Rzhevsky Avenue laughing Trot Avenue, Park - Oh, you stray horses laughing
    Well, contact Bolivar, he will help.

    in English...

    MONSTERS!!!

    in Russian...
    Don’t yell like that, they’ll hear it. They say the forest hundred are hunting here.

    ???!!!(in English crying )

    UN.2014.Voting on Crimea.
    The American representative was bored - he fell asleep and had a dream - a fairy-tale forest dream... crying

    in English...
    MONSTERS!!! - the whole hall woke up...
    -SIR, they have already voted, calm down, everything is according to plan.
    -How many are there?
    -100. You yourself said that the number 100 is a trend.
    - ??? !!!
    -SIR! Don't look at the floor! You're wearing great boots!
  63. D9630
    +1
    30 March 2014 14: 06
    And I heard that the bloody Russian empire put pressure on small, stupid countries when adopting a resolution of the UN General Assembly. Here's the proof: www.newsru.com/world/29mar2014/unresolution.html
    1. +1
      30 March 2014 15: 30
      So it’s clear: again “at gunpoint”...
      1. 0
        30 March 2014 20: 30
        Quote: Volodin
        So it’s clear: again “at gunpoint”...

        And there was a gas pipeline attached to his temple. laughing
  64. +3
    30 March 2014 14: 15
    "Siobhan Gorman shares with the reading public his thoughts on how the Kremlin managed to fool not only intelligence analysts, but also military satellites monitoring Crimea."

    The Russian President's experience in intelligence and the result of Snowden's "work" gave a result in which V. Putin worked flawlessly in Crimea!
  65. +1
    30 March 2014 14: 44
    "... the Americans are promoting the democratic distribution of production. Colombia - coca, Afghanistan - poppy, and apparently they are planning hemp for Ukraine."

    And the rest of the world will grow curare against Uncle Sam and fill it with everything lethal.
  66. +2
    30 March 2014 15: 06
    I was also very pleased with the news that France refused to supply the Mistral to Russia as an “aggressor”, and will hand it over to the Ukrainian Navy. Thank God, the French themselves finally solved the problem, and now it is necessary to resolve the issue of compensating Russia for losses and penalties for refusal to perform agreement! Well, now the Ukrainian Naval Forces will be on a par with NATO in terms of fleet combat effectiveness. It’s not clear why they need it, but yes, service and support structures again! As in the proverb: “A fool is a toy!” It’s a real burden on our shoulders, otherwise our admirals couldn’t find a use for these “tubs”! But now the “Maidanuts” will use it to transport FAT grown on the Maidan to Europe!
    1. +2
      30 March 2014 17: 40
      Quote: kartalovkolya
      I was also very pleased with the news that France refused to supply Mistrals to Russia as an “aggressor”


      “If the bride leaves for someone else, then who knows who is lucky!”
    2. 0
      30 March 2014 20: 50
      Quote: kartalovkolya
      France refused to supply Mistrals to Russia


      Russian shipbuilding enterprises will be able to build helicopter carriers on their own if France terminates the contract for the supply of two Mistral ships to our country. A source in the United Shipbuilding Corporation (USC) told Izvestia about this - it acts as the project coordinator on the Russian side.

      French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius said that a 2011 contract to build two Mistral helicopter carriers could be terminated if Russia does not change its policy towards Ukraine. According to the plans of the Russian Navy (VMF), the ships were supposed to join the fleet in 2015.

      — If the French partners refuse, we ourselves will create a similar ship - we have already received the bulk of the documentation for the Mistral from them. If the French refuse to complete the contract and return the money, they will lose the right to these documents,” said the USC representative. — If the French partners refuse to supply ships, then if the Navy remains interested, we will build them ourselves.

      According to industry representatives, the creation of a similar landing ship without using ready-made drawings will not be a serious problem for domestic shipbuilding.

      — The design will take about two years, there is nothing complicated about the Mistral - it is a barge with a motor and a dock for helicopters and tanks. For military shipbuilders, this is a simple task. The Nevsky Design Bureau (PKB) is capable of building a new ship in a short time - this company has extensive experience in creating surface ships, including helicopter carriers. Construction, if there is an approved project, takes approximately 18 months, USC said.

      The cost of the contract for the creation of two Mistrals is €1,2 billion. Russia has already paid about half of this amount.

      The interlocutor explained that the cost of creating warships is calculated according to the classical formula - 1 billion rubles per 1 thousand tons of displacement. Thus, a helicopter carrier similar to the Mistral with a displacement of 21 thousand tons can be built in Russia for about 20 billion rubles (about €400 million). Of this amount, 20–25% will go towards design.

      If it is possible to receive one of the ships from France in unfinished form, then it can be completed in Russia, USC notes.

      “In whatever form we get the Mistral, we will do it,” the interlocutor emphasized.

      However, the option of replacing the performer, according to retired Rear Admiral Vladimir Zakharov, will not bring anything good.

      - The one who pawned the ship must definitely hand it over. The developer cannot change during the construction process. You can’t settle for a “box” that will then need to be saturated. It’s easy to build a hull, but making a single organism out of a ship is the most difficult thing. If they don’t want to complete it, then they need to terminate the contract, let them pay a penalty and take back what they did,” said Vladimir Zakharov.

      The chief designer of the Malachite Design Bureau, Radiy Shmakov, agreed that domestic shipbuilding has sufficient potential for a project like Mistral.

      “Our engineers are capable of building such a ship.” This could be done by St. Petersburg shipyards - the Baltic Shipyard, the Northern Shipyard, the Admiralty Shipyards, and the Nevskoye Design Bureau could design it, believes Radiy Shmakov.

      — “Mistral” is a ship built according to civil rules; these are ordinary ferries for transporting cars. Obtaining new technologies in the construction of such ships is not serious for a country that builds nuclear aircraft carriers. In our country, for example, the Nevskoe Design Bureau has been designing similar ships since post-war times,” said a representative of the plant.
  67. +2
    30 March 2014 15: 25
    The review is good! However, as always! They are afraid of Rus'!!!!!! Well, it’s okay, this is good, it’s probably a simple matter already...
  68. +2
    30 March 2014 15: 33
    We respect everyone as zeros
    And in units of yourself..
    A With Pushkin
  69. +1
    30 March 2014 15: 37
    After Arseniy Yatsenyuk’s meeting with the head of the Canadian government, the Ukrainian pseudo-prime minister announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in the G8 if it is free.
    LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE - "THE STINKY SLAVE WANTED TO MEET WITH US.. IT'S ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.."
  70. +3
    30 March 2014 15: 46
    What did Dostoevsky think about Maidan, Latvian legionnaires, etc.
    “Russia will not have such haters, envious people, slanderers and enemies as all these Slavic tribes, as soon as Russia liberates them. I love the Slavs very much, but I know that everything will come true exactly as I say, because such things in the world cannot happen otherwise. Upon their release, they will begin their new life precisely by asking Europe for guarantee and protection of their freedom in defense from Russia.
    They will certainly begin by convincing themselves that they do not owe Russia the slightest gratitude, on the contrary, that they barely escaped from Russia’s lust for power, they escaped enslavement to the greedy, cunning and barbaric Great Russian tribe.

    For a long time they will not be able to recognize Russia’s selflessness. They will constantly tremble for their “freedom” and fear Russia’s lust for power; they will curry favor with European states, they will slander Russia, gossip about it and intrigue against it.
    It will be especially pleasant for the liberated Slavs to express and blow to the whole world that they are educated tribes, capable of the highest European culture, while Russia is a barbarian country, a gloomy northern colossus, not even pure Slavic blood, a persecutor and hater of European civilization.
    They will, of course, have, from the very beginning, constitutional government, parliaments, responsible ministers, speakers, speeches. They will find this extremely comforting and delightful.
    Russia must seriously prepare for the fact that all these liberated Slavs will enthusiastically rush to Europe, become infected with European forms, political and social, until they lose their personality, and thus will have to endure a whole, long period of Europeanism before comprehending at least anything in its Slavic meaning.

    These people of the earth will forever quarrel among themselves, forever envy each other and intrigue against each other. Of course, in a moment of some serious trouble, they will all certainly turn to Russia for help. No matter how they hate, gossip and slander us to Europe, flirting with it and assuring it of love, they will always feel instinctively (of course, in a moment of trouble, and not before) that Europe is their natural enemy, that they exist in the world because there is a huge magnet - Russia, which, irresistibly attracting them all to itself, thereby restrains their integrity and unity.
    If the end of the current war is successful, Russia will undoubtedly enter a new and higher phase of its existence...”
    F.M. Dostoevsky, PSS in 30 volumes, PUBLISHING AND LETTERS. volumes XVIII-XXX, WRITER'S DIARY, November 1877, volume 26, chapter II, paragraph III, SCIENCE publishing house, Leningrad, 1984.
  71. +1
    30 March 2014 17: 58
    Quote: professor
    Quote: stoker
    Have you sworn an oath to which country and which flag?

    What is your concern?

    It seems that you are one of those who easily swore the oath in the 90s, then what right do you have to condemn the guys who have long wanted to return to Russia?
  72. +3
    30 March 2014 18: 22
    "YAY!!!" American dry rations arrived in Ukraine

    Yesterday, March 29, in the evening, a shipment of aid from the American government arrived in Ukraine for the domestic Armed Forces by road (!!!).
    This was reported in the regional media center of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine (Lvov).
    In particular, these are 25 thousand boxes of American MRE dry rations, that is, about 330 thousand sets.

    As noted in the message, the transfer of assistance from the United States was carried out by a representative of the defense cooperation department at the US Embassy in Ukraine, Major Alexis Scott. From the Ukrainian side, assistance was received by the head of the department for the implementation of international treaties of the Main Directorate of Military Cooperation and Peacekeeping Operations of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Colonel Alexander Ostrovsky.

    As a representative of the General Staff of the Ukrainian Armed Forces noted, American dry rations will soon be distributed to the logistics military units of the Ukrainian army.
    http://news2000.com.ua/news/sobytija/v-ukraine/247963
  73. F_edor
    0
    30 March 2014 18: 31
    "On the site it is strictly prohibited: ..

    b) inciting national hatred. This also includes the use of such words and derivatives as: , Khokhlyandiya, Jew, USA, Bulbash, Talaponian, churka, khachik, Azerbaijani, cross-eyed, ь, Rashka (generally mentioning Russia and Russianness in a derogatory form) and other similar turns of unnatural speech."

    But it’s normal to draw a Ukrainian as a pig, yes, I repeat, from the rules: “generally mentioning Russia and Russianness in a derogatory form”, not mentioning any nationality in a derogatory form, namely Russianness and Russia”, it’s a pity, I’m sorry for most of those commenting, what kind of hatred and gloating lives in you towards the Ukrainians. And yet, is it true that she is neither white nor black, but you keep painting the world and painting it, without your own head on your shoulders?

    Was colorless
    Was spotlessly clean.
    Was transparent
    Became completely white.
    Apparently someone decided that it was winter,
    And covered me with chalk.

    I would be white
    But it would still be clean.
    Let it be cold
    But still with a clear gaze.
    But someone decided that the war
    And covered me in black.

    I see color
    But I wasn't here.
    I hear color, I feel color
    I don't want to know all those
    Who is already painting the sky?

    I see a song in the distance
    But all I hear is:
    "March, left march,
    "March, march to the right."
    I have never seen scarier people
    Than khaki people.

    I would be black
    Yes, even the devil himself.
    But someone is in charge
    Who is always rushing to attack,
    Ordered to advance to summer
    And trampled me into khaki.

    I see smoke
    Where I haven't been.
    I feel the burning
    I don't want to know the one
    Who will burn this sky?

    Don't touch the sky!

    I don't want to know
    Who sings the song:
    "March, left march,
    March, march to the right."
    I have never seen a more foolish picture
    Than a khaki ball.

    March, left march,
    March, march to the right.
    March, left march,
    March, march to the right.
  74. cool.ya-nikola
    +1
    30 March 2014 18: 44
    This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of a pigsty. The participants of the demonstration plan to have several dozen chickens to obtain fresh eggs. and at least two pigs

    Well, at least there’s definitely already one!...
  75. +2
    30 March 2014 19: 14
    Back to Russia!
    1. Anatoly. RUS
      -1
      30 March 2014 22: 33
      As RBC reports with reference to the France 24 TV channel, Gerard Depardieu publicly relieved himself in the cabin of a passenger plane in front of passengers.
      The incident occurred the day before on board an Air France-KLM airliner, which was supposed to fly from Paris to Dublin.
      As the plane took off, Gerard Depardieu decided to go to the toilet, but the flight attendant asked him to wait until the plane took off.
      According to the stories of passengers, the actor was tipsy and repeated: “I need to go to the toilet, I need to go to the toilet.”
      Realizing that he couldn’t get into the booth, the actor unzipped his fly in front of people and urinated on the floor of the cabin, after which he sat down in his seat.
      The crew of the plane decided to return to the airport to clean the cabin, and Gerard Depardieu, who was no longer famous as a good actor, was taken to the police.
      taken:As RBC reports with reference to the France 24 TV channel, Gerard Depardieu publicly relieved himself in the cabin of a passenger plane in front of passengers.
      The incident occurred the day before on board an Air France-KLM airliner, which was supposed to fly from Paris to Dublin.
      As the plane took off, Gerard Depardieu decided to go to the toilet, but the flight attendant asked him to wait until the plane took off.
      According to the stories of passengers, the actor was tipsy and repeated: “I need to go to the toilet, I need to go to the toilet.”
      Realizing that he couldn’t get into the booth, the actor unzipped his fly in front of people and urinated on the floor of the cabin, after which he sat down in his seat.
      The crew of the plane decided to return to the airport to clean the cabin, and Gerard Depardieu, who was no longer famous as a good actor, was taken to the police.
      http://www.solovei.info/
  76. 0
    30 March 2014 19: 29
    Quote: professor
    Conscience and honor are the laws. The oath is taken only once.

    This is what I will sign as well.
  77. +1
    30 March 2014 19: 34
    After Arseniy Yatsenyuk’s meeting with the head of government of Canada, the Ukrainian pseudo-prime minister announced that Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8

    The bespectacled guy's brains are completely dry laughing .
  78. +3
    30 March 2014 19: 41
    "Arseniy Yatsenyuk met with the head of the Canadian government, Stephen Harper. After Arseniy Yatsenyuk's meeting with the head of the Canadian government, the Ukrainian pseudo-prime minister announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in the G8, if it is free."
    And then it will definitely be G..o 8!

    “Demonstration participants have already planted radishes, onions, lettuce, dill and parsley.
    This week, activists also intend to complete the construction of a pigsty. The participants of the demonstration plan to have several dozen chickens to obtain fresh eggs and at least two pigs."
    Why did they forget about corn? We urgently need to sow, at least in memory of our benefactor N.S. Khrushchev.

    “Meanwhile, Russia can accept any currency for its oil and gas. It is fighting, notes Sinclair. It is showing its teeth. Moreover, Russia’s currency response will make energy resources cheaper in the world.

    In addition, Russia may take retaliatory measures, if only to influence the exchange rate of the US dollar. Russia will prevail, the expert believes. It could even plunge the American economy into crisis and collapse. Actually, there is no such question at all, the analyst believes. “Putin doesn’t need a nuclear bomb,” he notes. “He has a nuclear economic bomb that he can drop at any moment.”
    Yes, it seems that it has already begun. How long can you endure?
    "Putin will abandon the dollar in 2014"
  79. +4
    30 March 2014 19: 51
    Strangers-Acquaintances Acquaintances-Strangers
  80. +2
    30 March 2014 20: 30
    Yes, it’s been a great week. The result of the week for me is that Russia is gaining its former power and authority as a state that can afford its own vision in resolving its issues. America is catastrophically losing its position in all directions.
  81. +1
    30 March 2014 23: 28
    They prepare some good bastards on the Maidan. and good specialties:
    - arsonist
    - stone thrower
    - shield bearer
    - speakerphone
    - flag bearer
    - in short, just a rabble, but to plow, serve in the army, create something new
    there is no one. Ukraine is dead! Westernism and Westerners were born.
  82. +2
    30 March 2014 23: 34
    Quote: Anatoly. RUS
    As RBC reports with reference to the France 24 TV channel, Gerard Depardieu publicly relieved himself in the cabin of a passenger plane in front of passengers.


    Fake...Editorial Project manager: David Tomberg (USA). The information portal “Nightingale.Info” was created by a group of enthusiasts for whom the concepts of “freedom of speech” and “fundamentals of democracy” are not just words, but a motto with which we go through life... Broadcasts from a small town north of Ust-Ilimsk.. .
  83. +2
    31 March 2014 00: 10
    Beatles unfinished
  84. matsur
    +1
    31 March 2014 00: 14
    there is a proposal: Cuba declares war on Russia and ..... immediately surrenders
  85. Bare16RUS
    +1
    31 March 2014 02: 38
    As in the old Soviet song: “Life becomes more beautiful, life becomes more fun...”. They will go crazy with hemp, there are already enough clowns on the Maidan, there are enough directors from the EU and the USA. Circus, and that's all.
  86. +1
    31 March 2014 06: 21
    Quote: professor
    Lie. Citizenship is given at the airport upon arrival. That is, after half an hour of stay in Israel and you don’t need to take any oaths for this

    But these people, unless they are pensioners, know that upon receipt of citizenship, they will have to serve in the army and, accordingly, take the oath. So, no need to talk about ideas here, comrade professor. How you like to shuffle facts...
  87. +1
    31 March 2014 16: 23
    To the professor we don’t answer, all with the comments of this comrade...attempts to ramble on the topic of conversation...he turned all the attention to himself in order to distract us...just don’t answer him and stick to the topic of the article in your answers. Professor ...I Ignore you, no matter what YOU write!
    1. 0
      31 March 2014 19: 54
      Quote: fan_
      To the professor we don’t answer, all with the comments of this comrade...attempts to ramble on the topic of conversation...he turned all the attention to himself in order to distract us...just don’t answer him and stick to the topic of the article in your answers. Professor ...I Ignore you, no matter what YOU write!

      It's not fun with a prof. Sometimes he'll write something like that. I was even surprised how he missed the post about the Mistrals.
  88. 0
    31 March 2014 20: 17
    Sorry, maybe I missed something, but the comments are from another series, oh well, I probably definitely missed something, I’m sorry, although the topic was about gingerbread.
  89. 0
    April 1 2014 13: 16
    “To the professor”: Have you gone completely crazy! These are children, and they should know what kind of appetite the boys have. They were fed humanly, and you are talking about the oath! What oath? To whom? To the Bandera Maidanists? Is the Rada legitimate? What, it fell from an oak tree ?Voting at gunpoint is the height of democracy? But I remember I was on duty in the kitchen at site 32 during its construction (now called the Plisetsky Cosmodrome), the battalion commander, a front-line soldier, Lieutenant Colonel Trenda (of blessed memory) came to lunch together with the deputy commander, his colleague .When they brought the compote, Dad said to the zampohoz: we need to add vitamins and increase the portion of oil, since the winter is very cold. Which was done the next day! And that same day, all the soldiers knew about it. I think the soldiers began to respect their Dad even stronger! You don’t understand this! You went berserk at the kids, I don’t envy those who had to serve under your command! WITH CONSTITURE senior sergeant (no longer a reserve) platoon commander Sergei Meshcheryakov. PS Even in those days you had to put scumbags from the Vinnitsa region in their place .
  90. 0
    April 1 2014 19: 23
    Europe will play out with its democracy, and especially sanctions. Oh, how they don’t appreciate Russia.
  91. Khazova Elena
    +1
    April 2 2014 12: 18
    the one who is weak threatens, the STRONG one does silently and politely
  92. 0
    April 2 2014 19: 48
    Quote: professor
    Betrayal is not subject to understanding and forgiveness.

    What a joke! The traitor who ran away for a better life (sausage) here teaches how to live and reflects and condemns.
  93. Danko_serg
    0
    April 3 2014 03: 26
    Hello, tell me where you can buy a PVC boat with an included engine
  94. Akimichs
    0
    April 4 2014 06: 11
    programs for office computers download http://czholding.ru/forum/members/maineiser.13334/
  95. 0
    April 4 2014 19: 42
    Quote: Khazova Elena
    the one who is weak threatens, the STRONG one does silently and politely

    It was politely said especially beautifully, without blood they joined almost peacefully :)

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