Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years

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Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 yearsThe Verkhovna Rada adopted another resolution concerning the country's army. According to the new law, in the case of mobilization, Ukrainians up to 55 years are subject to military recruitment.

The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine adopted a law according to which citizens who are up to 55 years old can be recruited into the army if mobilized. This is reported by ITAR-TASS with reference to the press service of the Ukrainian parliament.

"The adoption of the draft law will contribute to the provision of opportunities for citizens of Ukraine from 40 to 55 years to realize the constitutional duty to protect the homeland and its territorial integrity," the report says.

According to this document, "the adoption of the draft law will improve the mobilization system, conduct partial mobilization activities in the country in a short time, increase the defense capability of the Ukrainian armed forces and other military formations and ensure the protection of the homeland and its territorial integrity."

Earlier, the parliament adopted the law “On partial mobilization”, under which it was planned to recruit thousands of people into the army, however, experts say, this was not possible because the Ukrainian army has neither the means nor the capacity to carry out the decree, and the majority of citizens subject to mobilization, simply do not want to be on the agenda.
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  1. +42
    28 March 2014 12: 45
    The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.
    1. Sergh
      +28
      28 March 2014 12: 48
      Quote: Athenogen
      Case for small

      Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?
      1. +4
        28 March 2014 12: 55
        Quote: Sergh
        Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?

        Yeah, equipped with machine guns and grenade launchers.
        1. +5
          28 March 2014 13: 26
          And what is the picture-Tymoshenko on an armored tarantass reinforced version of a wheelchair and warriors relying on bits
          1. Ataman
            +5
            28 March 2014 21: 49
            What kind of discrimination? Ukraine should help provide an opportunity for all citizens of any age to exercise their right to protection from internal aggression.
      2. +75
        28 March 2014 12: 59
        Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years
        And what not to 90? Such frames disappear! With experience.
        1. +40
          28 March 2014 13: 05
          This photo reminded me of something ... AAAAA! Germany of the 45th, total mobilization, volkssturm ..... Can I remind you of what happened, huh? am
          1. +21
            28 March 2014 14: 02
            ... It remains to drag the law on the draft of the Hitler Youth persons from 10 to 18 years old .... :)))))))))
          2. wow
            +17
            28 March 2014 14: 06
            In-in, now we "pass" it just. "Arrive at the recruiting office to .... Have a uniform with you, food for 10 days and at least UAH 3000 ..." (!?) Most of my friends, if they come, twist their fingers to their temples and go back home ... A couple of people still "signed up" as "volunteers". These are those who want to get rid of their faithful for a while.
            1. +6
              28 March 2014 16: 54
              Darth Vader in Ukraine wassat
            2. +1
              28 March 2014 18: 21
              Quote: yo-mine
              These are those who want to temporarily overthrow from their faithful.


              And that, a good reason when "fishing" no longer rolls. The faithful will collect more grub laughing
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            4. +1
              28 March 2014 22: 48
              Quote: yo-mine
              and not less than 3000 UAH

              This is what for the service in the Ukrainian army also need to pay ???
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        2. +15
          28 March 2014 13: 33
          Quote: a52333
          Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years
          And what not to 90? Such frames disappear! With experience.


          And from these personnel ghouls they will make a separate exemplary battalion of suicide bombers !! I reached the position and died !!!!)))
          1. GRune
            +1
            28 March 2014 15: 09
            These are just not every pogrom overwhelm ....
        3. +9
          28 March 2014 13: 37
          Quote: a52333
          Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years

          The lower bar will be 15 years old, each with RPGs and the front.
          1. +7
            28 March 2014 13: 55
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            The lower bar will be 15 years old, each with RPGs and the front.
            Maidan Jugend with Faust cartridges ...

            Pederasts - "rulers, their mother am (I can’t find other words ...).
          2. +1
            28 March 2014 19: 19
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            The lower bar will be 15 years old, each with RPGs and the front

            You need to learn to learn from RPGs at least a little bit, then most likely a TNT box on your back and went ...........
          3. 0
            28 March 2014 22: 01
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            The lower bar will be 15 years old, each with RPGs and the front.


            No, everyone will be given a martyr’s belt and will be allowed to storm. And what?
        4. +3
          28 March 2014 13: 45
          I turned 55 years old in 2004, and only then I was torn away from the military order military ticket (reserve officer).
        5. platitsyn70
          +2
          28 March 2014 14: 29
          Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years
          And what not to 90? Such frames disappear! With experience.
          and as for the Didov they will be steered.
        6. +3
          28 March 2014 14: 38
          Have you noticed that he, SS (tsuko), stands in the center of Kiev on Khmelnitsky Square in front of St. Sophia Cathedral?
        7. Kot bazilio
          +1
          28 March 2014 23: 27
          Its already about 6 months, as a jam. Mb and still worth it. laughing
          Judging by the photo:
          1. The trench coat on the cap is tightened tight - so that the balls do not rattle and saliva does not leak.
          2. Right hand - a gesture of despair - "I need it, there is no way, ale nihto ne dopomozhe !!!!" wassat
      3. -2
        28 March 2014 13: 14
        Quote: Sergh
        Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?
        Take care of your crutches.
        The Ukrainian men are now in the AKMS-47 farm and with the GP-17 grenade launcher, oh, how useful.
        1. +1
          28 March 2014 13: 15
          where can I get them?
          1. +1
            28 March 2014 14: 04
            ..And where did they get them in West Wuykain ???? ...
        2. +5
          28 March 2014 13: 22
          Quote: fif21
          AKMS-47 yes with the GP-17 grenade launcher

          belay wassat
        3. +2
          28 March 2014 13: 58
          Quote: fif21
          AKMS-47 yes with the GP-17 grenade launcher

          what drinks drinks drinks what request
        4. +7
          28 March 2014 15: 10
          Under-barrel grenade launcher GP-17 does not exist. There are GP-25 and GP-30. Learn materiel, dear.
        5. +1
          28 March 2014 17: 02
          Quote: fif21
          grenade launcher GP-17

          There is no GP-17, there is AGS-17 "Flame" under 30mm grenades, under the GP-25 "Koster" and GP-30 "Obuvka" there are 40mm grenades ...
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      5. +12
        28 March 2014 13: 52
        Quote: Sergh
        Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?
        Somewhere it was already ...
      6. +10
        28 March 2014 13: 54
        Quote: Sergh
        Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?

        Julia will share hers, one hell, she no longer needs them, a "miracle" happened .... she went. laughing
      7. +4
        28 March 2014 14: 02
        Quote: Sergh
        Will khaki-colored wheelchairs and crutches be issued?

        Guys, you really didn’t get the idea of ​​what this law is about? Sometimes you’ll be struck by astonishing dullness ...
        I’ll clarify my opinion ... The modern army of Ukraine has died a long time ago. Now that there is a parody there. And everyone understands this. The mobile reserve is exactly the same. But there is one category of men who can present real strength even now ..
        Remember when the Afghan7 began. Correctly, in the 1979 year ... And now, count how old are the Afghans now?
        And in Ukraine, about 120000 Afghans now live.
        1. +5
          28 March 2014 14: 10
          Quote: domokl
          And in Ukraine, about 120000 Afghans now live.

          They do not represent Sasha from themselves, simply because there is no leader in Ukraine who can be fought for. There is no idea, there is nothing but the earth, but nobody takes it. Yes, and these people know the price of a warrior not by computer.
          1. 0
            28 March 2014 15: 09
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            They are nothing Sasha from themselves, simply because there is no leader

            They, or rather we, are a formidable force ... yes. They will not attack, but on the defensive ... They can be called up and put in trenches. And then, do not forget that they know what war is and know what to fight ... It is to fight, and not talk about the war and watch counter-terrorist operations. And the adopted law just speaks of a call to the service ...
            1. +5
              28 March 2014 15: 22
              Quote: domokl
              e, do not forget that they know what war is and what war is

              I say that they know how to fight, but they are not youngsters from the right sector-Sala to the heroes! You cannot take their slogans, you need to know why to fight and die.
              1. 0
                28 March 2014 16: 20
                Quote: Alexander Romanov
                , to fight and die, you need to know why.

                I agree. But there are a lot of ways to make it shoot ... and when it started, the job is done ... Even if they give it, it becomes not so important.
                Want an example? The most primitive detachment is a detachment of guys from the right-wing sector ... Or a hostage family. There are many ways to force it. And then, do not forget, these men are subjected to ideological treatment in the same way as the entire population of Ukraine ...
                Clashes are enough for the UN to bring in American and European peacekeepers ... What Ukraine needs now
                1. lg41
                  +1
                  28 March 2014 17: 34
                  It is impossible for a moment to consider Ukraine as one. In kahda part of it there are interests
                2. 0
                  29 March 2014 08: 10
                  Mobilization fees in Ukrainian.


                  Recently called up with relatives from the city of Sumy.
                  They are in a panic - they took away one of them on the mobile fees for a month (a man of 35 years). I didn’t want to go, but as a law-abiding citizen I took a chance.

                  After 3 days, he appeared at home to the surprise of all relatives.
                  His story is shocking.

                  Collected them on the outskirts of Sumy.
                  We spent the night in tents. There is no food - only that brought from home. There are no weapons. No classes. For all the time they did not see no one officer.

                  We sat for 3 day and they were offered (at own expense) go to the area of ​​Kiev to the base camp.

                  The guys refused - they say there is no money.
                  Then they were offered to go home and wait for them to be called again.

                  Here is such a Ukrainian military threat!
              2. +1
                28 March 2014 16: 54
                Quote: Alexander Romanov
                to fight and die, you need to know why.

                Well, the first - it is clear, for the loot. But how it comes to the second, here the lunatics say - not about us ...

                Our recent history, Chechnya and Dagestan: when Putin drove the liberals away from the army and allowed them to "work" as they saw fit, the mercenaries became discouraged. The whole jihad somehow left with urine ...

                There was only a bunch of frostbitten ... for the time being.
      8. 0
        28 March 2014 17: 53
        The color "khaki" is the color of an army that is healthy in all respects, and for the Ukrainian one, "zhovto - blakitny" will be more appropriate. For tanks and crutches. am
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    2. tanker75
      +2
      28 March 2014 12: 50
      Here, most likely, what to do, here at least they will be, and at home, at home, they can start again maidan. And in the army, they’ll somehow dress, they’ll somehow feed themselves.
      1. +9
        28 March 2014 13: 05
        She’s glad to be engaged in garbage! Will they be pulling people into the army under machine guns?
        How small children invented parallel worlds for themselves and jump! Where, why, do not care, the main thing is to jump!

        ... In the meantime!
        Kiev, March 28 (Navigator, Vladimir Raichenko) - The “Right Sector”, as promised the day before, on Friday morning resumed a protest outside the walls of the Verkhovna Rada demanding the resignation of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Arsen Avakov for the murder by police of one of the leaders of the “PS” Alexander Muzychko - "Sasha Bilogo."

        On the flagpole near the Verkhovna Rada there is a flag of the Right Sector, whose fighters continue to be pulled to the parliament building. Now there are a total of about 300 people. Many masked, with batons, are equipped with body armor. So far, everything, unlike last night, is peaceful. But periodically there are verbal skirmishes between right-wing radicals and supporters of power. Both one and the other accuse each other of working for the Kremlin.

        The head of the Right Sector in the Kiev region, a member of the UNA-UNSO Wire Igor Mazur (Topolya) told reporters that activists from organizations previously excluded from the Right Sector stormed the parliament yesterday. At the same time, he does not deny the existence of firearms in his organization, and noted that the "Right Sector" is not going to surrender it.
        .... Hey, who doesn’t jump then who ??? laughing
        In the evening there will certainly be something !!! fellow Moreover, Tupchinov turned on the fool again!

        Turchinov refused to comply with the demand of the "Right Sector" on the resignation of Avakov

        Kiev, March 28 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - On Friday morning, the Verkhovna Rada did not consider the resignation of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Arsen Avakov, whom the nationalists consider guilty of the death of Alexander Muzychko - “Sashka Bilogo” when trying detention by police.

        Instead, at the suggestion of Speaker Alexander Turchinov, Parliament created a commission to investigate the circumstances of Muzychko’s death.

        “In order to avoid provocations, any secrets, rumors, BP must provide a clear and transparent verification of the circumstances of the death of this person. I would ask the distinguished deputies that we should first approve the creation of an interim BP commission to investigate the circumstances, ”Turchinov said.

        He sharply criticized yesterday's attempts to storm the Rada building by activists of the "Right Sector".

        “The attempt to destabilize the situation in the Center, in Kiev, is precisely this task that the leadership of the Russian Federation puts to its special services ... Yesterday, some citizens tried to provoke near BP ... I want to say that the Ukrainian parliament is the foundation of the legal Ukrainian government. Without it, power cannot exist. Like it or not, there is no other parliament today. For those who want to change the parliament, there is only one way - to vote in fair elections, ”Turchinov said.

        “I thank all the patriots and deputies of BP who did not allow provocation, did not allow to undermine the situation, to sow anarchy,” the speaker added.

        Popcorn is not enough for all the events in Ukraine!
        Yanukovych called on everyone to a referendum ... oh how!
        1. +2
          28 March 2014 13: 39
          Quote: Sid.74
          “In order to avoid provocations, any secrets, rumors, BP must provide a clear and transparent verification of the circumstances of the death of this person. I would ask the distinguished deputies that we should first approve the creation of an interim BP commission to investigate the circumstances, ”Turchinov said.

          Now everything will be merged onto the Falcon .... What are they thinking? The thinker apparently broke, and completely ....
        2. infinite silence ...
          +6
          28 March 2014 13: 47
          Sit back ... News from the Donbass.
          The other day, the governor of the Donetsk region Taruta met with Shell CEO Graham Tiley and asked to speed up the process of starting shale gas production in the Donbass.

          I think there is no need to tell what this development will entail, given that the entire Donbass is working on the workings

          1. Quantum
            +3
            28 March 2014 14: 06
            If this happens, then the south-east of Ukraine and the adjacent regions of Russia will be unsuitable for habitation.
            1. infinite silence ...
              +3
              28 March 2014 14: 14
              And who cares ???
              Squeeze to the maximum - the goal. Everything else is not for them ...

              And these are the results of such developments ... Visually ... Isn't it?
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        3. +4
          28 March 2014 14: 06
          Yanukovych called on everyone to a referendum ... oh how!
          The referendum is good, so who will give it to IM ????
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          2. coserg 2012
            0
            28 March 2014 22: 28
            Look how he has grown wiser! And why didn’t he take him to the Maidan? The jamb has flogged behind the jamb and now it has broken through.
        4. +1
          28 March 2014 14: 51
          Quote: Sid.74
          Instead, at the suggestion of Speaker Alexander Turchinov, Parliament created a commission to investigate the circumstances of Muzychko’s death.

          Turchininov - great speaker of the Verkhovna Rada
      2. +4
        28 March 2014 13: 28
        And in the army, they’ll get dressed somehow, somehow feed themselves
        Well, yes, they will give weapons and turn around as you like, Russia needs to be offered money for the surrendered Ukrainian weapons, although this will support their economy.
    3. avg
      +3
      28 March 2014 13: 00
      Quote: Athenogen
      The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.

      And will the geyropeytsy work for them?
      Guys seem to be adults. We must remember the fable of grandfather Krylov "Dragonfly and the Ant". recourse
    4. +24
      28 March 2014 13: 14
      The point is small - to put a kindergarten under arms!
      1. Eydolon
        0
        28 March 2014 16: 42
        For justice, Hitler was a great leader, and Stalin was a great leader, what was magical during that time, and ???
    5. +6
      28 March 2014 13: 16
      Quote: A
      improve the mobilization system

      Insanity grew stronger. I thought that irreversible changes in the brain begin only in the elderly, but there is clearly something wrong with the Kiev climate. Chernobyl gives an anomaly?
      1. +2
        28 March 2014 13: 58
        "chernobyl" laughing , maybe he is to blame, or maybe the conditions, now both "Yatsenyuk Youth" and "Tyagnibok VolksUkr" will come out at such a pace.
      2. +4
        28 March 2014 14: 07
        ..This fat ... Just fat .... BUT IN HUGE DOSES !!!!! :))))))
      3. GRune
        +1
        28 March 2014 15: 15
        No, this is mad cow disease, against the background of tick-borne encephalitis!
    6. +4
      28 March 2014 13: 19
      And this is against the background of a reduction in the number of law enforcement agencies:
      Quote: http://www.e-news.in.ua/in-ukraine/5352-na-ukraine-sobirayutsya-uvolit-pochti-80
      -tysyach-milicionerov.html
      The Ukrainian government has proposed reducing the number of law enforcement officers by 85,3 thousand people. This is discussed in the bill on the prevention of financial catastrophe and the creation of prerequisites for economic growth.
      Militiamen, employees of the Security Service of Ukraine, State Guard and prosecutors should fall under the reduction.
      The bill proposes, in particular, to reduce the total number of the Ministry of Internal Affairs by 79 people (from 400 to 324 people), the Security Service of Ukraine by 400 people (from 245 to 000 people), and the State Guard Department by 3350 people (from 33 to 500 people) and prosecutors - for 30 people (from 150 299 to 2993 2694).
      According to the forecasts of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine, from 2015 it will be possible to save about 1,4 billion hryvnias per year by reducing law enforcement.
      Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk also said that the government decided to reduce the number of state executive officials by 10%. 24 thousand of 249 thousand employees will fall under reduction.
      1. +2
        28 March 2014 13: 49
        It is time for the Verkhovna Rada to dissolve itself before they are dispersed by an angry Yarosh, and if the Ukrainian people, robbed, fooled, impoverished by the new Maidan authorities, rise in their righteous anger, all this junta in the White House will have to hide in Bardak Obama ... in the toilet, until they merge there into the toilet of history.
        God save Russia and Holy Russia!
        1. coserg 2012
          +1
          28 March 2014 22: 34
          Now, if the men are mobilized, another big question is where the trunks will turn.
      2. +1
        28 March 2014 14: 09
        Save, save at least save some money !!!! PPC is still close (in the form of default) ...
    7. +9
      28 March 2014 13: 23
      Quote: Athenogen
      what to feed and what to wear.

      Mustache at your own expense! "Do you love Ukraine? Then buy yourself a uniform, shoes and food to protect it!" Business, you know! only figs who will go!
    8. +18
      28 March 2014 13: 25
      Quote: Athenogen
      The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.

      Girls have already started fundraising wassat
      1. +5
        28 March 2014 13: 37
        You won’t get much with such suppliers ...
      2. +4
        28 March 2014 13: 38
        So in Europe its larva from the former social. there are enough camps !!! There the monopoly of Poles, Romanians and Baltic states !! The scandal also smells of burnt rubber !! laughing laughing laughing
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      5. +6
        28 March 2014 13: 48
        And if so ....................... we are comedians no worse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        1. +3
          28 March 2014 14: 14
          put it away ......
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      7. +10
        28 March 2014 14: 12
        .. Even dumping .... Yes, and patrom to the machine 10 UAH. worth it ... I think that after such a "work" for the pretty girls it is not that the shell flew THERE, but rather the anti-ship missile with a whistle fly ... :)))))
      8. +4
        28 March 2014 14: 28
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Girls have already started fundraising

        The main thing is not to let the Russian, but hryvnias are being torn from your peasant, there is no way to raise morale for your wars, an unprecedented front, for free.
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      10. wanderer_032
        0
        28 March 2014 15: 31
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Girls have already started fundraising wassat

        They forgot to write more specifically on their shirts.
        It should be like this:
        "DO NOT GIVE TO RUSSIAN FOR FREE!"
        Well, that’s actually been happening for a long time. Given the number of Ukrainian girls of easy virtue on earnings in Russia ... laughing
    9. +2
      28 March 2014 13: 35
      And how and what to fight fool
    10. +6
      28 March 2014 14: 48
      Quote: Athenogen
      The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.


      You are mistaken, dear. The Ukrainian army is dangerous, but first of all for itself. They still did not go out of the pits, and the tanks were already burning.
      Here is another example, with a beard it’s true, but it has not become better over the years:

    11. 0
      28 March 2014 15: 41
      lads and for a long time you will endure this de bi lism?
      1. 0
        28 March 2014 15: 59
        Any specific suggestions?
    12. +1
      28 March 2014 17: 14
      Quote: Athenogen
      It’s up to what to feed and what to wear

      The case is still small --- they (like "government") that they are sure that at least half if called up will fight with their own in the face of the Russian Armed Forces? They are so out of touch with reality that mama do not cry
    13. 0
      28 March 2014 19: 19
      You look so it will come to "submariners" like me. These are those who, in the event of a war, will deliver shells on a cart, that is, those who have been removed from the military register. Yes, things are really bad in Ukraine!
    14. 0
      28 March 2014 21: 59
      What for? They will make a suicide bombing kamikaze, and that’s it!
    15. 0
      28 March 2014 23: 21
      Quote: Athenogen
      The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.


      Yes, and this is not a question if Che ... With whom will they fight, will they? Well, not with the Russian army, in fact ...
  2. +13
    28 March 2014 12: 46
    Relatives from Berdyansk called me, saying that they were coming directly to the private sector and were taking military tolls to charges in Zaporozhye. In short, fear has big eyes. belay
    1. +5
      28 March 2014 13: 56
      Quote: Nevsky_ZU
      relatives from Berdyansk did not call, they said that they were coming directly to the private sector and were taking military men obligated for training camps in Zaporozhye.

      all this resembles the unforgettable Malchish-Kibalchish. there is a moment there when the fathers left and the brothers left, and then ... wink
      1. +1
        28 March 2014 18: 04
        Quote: RBLip
        recalls the unforgettable Malchish-Kibalchish


        Do not touch, Holy!

        He helped young men understand what is good and what is bad.
        1. Rblipetsk
          +1
          28 March 2014 21: 10
          Quote: Polevik
          Do not touch, Holy!

          He helped young men understand what is good and what is bad.

          and did not intend to. favorite cartoon and childhood movies. just tell me where so many boys come from in Ukraine - did they come up with bad guys? and they started Maidan to get into the bourgeoisie ...
          1. 0
            29 March 2014 00: 01
            Quote: RBLipetsk
            tell me, where in Ukraine so many boys - bad guys come from? and they started Maidan to get into the bourgeoisie ...
            Obviously, someone somewhere procured for this purpose many cans of jam and baskets of cookies.
  3. dmitrij.blyuz
    +18
    28 March 2014 12: 46
    They call again! But what is it! Do they have a lot of reservists? Or have you gone crazy? Ah, Ukraine, well, they did it to you! crying
    1. +16
      28 March 2014 13: 04
      Not yet called. All the same, there is no money, and grandfathers will not join the army under the command of young animals with Nazi education. Most of them are adequate people who remember and were brought up in the USSR and many of them had fathers who fought against fascism. IMHO hi
    2. +1
      28 March 2014 13: 34
      Quote: dmitrij.blyuz
      and what is such and such! Do they have reservists unmeasured?

      No, just call them the hell laughing
      1. dmitrij.blyuz
        +3
        28 March 2014 13: 40
        Well! We’ll have to catch the vast fields. laughing It’s a pity, to hell with Ukraine. How much was gained and lost there. Personally by me! (I'm talking about women). feel
        1. +11
          28 March 2014 13: 59
          Personally by me! (I'm talking about women).

          Well, why so much about the wondrous dressing-rooms. Reminds the lieutenant Rzhevsky! laughing

          - Tell me, Lieutenant, have you ever loved? - asked Lieutenant Rzhevsky Natasha Rostov.
          - How so! Fuck you!
          “I mean sublime feelings ...”
          “And it happened on the bell.”
          “Lieutenant, you are impossible!” I am talking about pure feelings!
          - And after the bathhouse more than once, sir.
          - No! I mean so that for life!
          - But fire syphilis, sir!
  4. Gagarin
    +16
    28 March 2014 12: 46
    They are driving the people into the army, they will give weapons to their hands, GUNS CAN DEPLOY ...
    1. +2
      28 March 2014 13: 10
      yes they have no bayonets and there’s nothing to eat in the army
    2. +1
      28 March 2014 13: 42
      Quote: Gagarin
      They are driving the people into the army, they will give weapons to their hands, GUNS CAN DEPLOY ...

      Or maybe as in the 41st - you will get in battle?
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  6. +8
    28 March 2014 12: 47
    Somewhere already happened ... And then it will be possible to call on old men and boys over 10 years old. Salo Jugend will be.
    1. +10
      28 March 2014 13: 10
      The time is not suitable chosen. The villagers are now sowing, there is a lot of work, there is no time to cool down in the armies. That winter would have been for free grub there would be many comers. And so it goes mainly to children who did not serve, they are interested. And whoever served, they usually already served soldier. One hope is for those who after 40 and nostalgia for youth, they go. Especially since salaries are usually called. hi
  7. +10
    28 March 2014 12: 47
    Trouble, trouble. How they are going to force those born, raised and raised under the USSR to force them to shoot Russians is not very clear. A maximum of 30-35 year olds can still be called upon; they really remember nothing but perestroika.
    1. avt
      +12
      28 March 2014 12: 53
      Quote: chunga-changa
      Trouble, trouble. TO

      request Old people, having cut off their pensions, will be quickly driven into the coffin, but these "extra" will be cut at an accelerated pace through the war. Remember Chubais and his statements about pensioners and Gaidarovsky about 80 million population for Russia. Well, these independent ones are worse than our liberoids? one overseas nest.
    2. +9
      28 March 2014 13: 06
      Quote: chunga-changa
      Trouble, trouble. How they are going to force those born, raised and raised under the USSR to force them to shoot Russians is not very clear. A maximum of 30-35 year olds can still be called upon; they really remember nothing but perestroika.


      Yes, trouble! Neighbors (Ukrainians)! Crimeans do not want you to release them. understand, they don’t want to! Forcibly you will not be nice. If there is no love, then at least a civilized divorce. Blood is not necessary! If blood appears between us, we won’t be able to step over it for a very long time !!! The older generation, say your word, stop your youth!
  8. Gagarin
    +5
    28 March 2014 12: 48
    ZOMBILAND is open.
  9. +5
    28 March 2014 12: 49
    You should have clothes, grub, and weapons with you.
    1. +6
      28 March 2014 13: 11
      +300 hryvnia, money for the first time.
      You probably thought you were joking, right?
      1. +1
        28 March 2014 13: 17
        About weapons I thought yes and no.
      2. GRune
        0
        28 March 2014 15: 19
        Like +3000 ???
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  10. +12
    28 March 2014 12: 49
    Specific delirium. Some were actually called. But for some reason they don't let them eat. Everyone with sacks of food, ankle boots at their own expense. The advanced stupidly do not sign the agenda, or simply "lay down".
    1. +5
      28 March 2014 13: 27
      Quote: Barracuda
      Some were indeed called upon. But for some reason they don’t give

      Ahahaha, but no one promised to feed laughing
  11. pavel patriot
    +3
    28 March 2014 12: 49
    Quite foolish. Hitler Eugene, damn it, you still need a heap. No.
  12. +10
    28 March 2014 12: 50
    What time! Call veterans of the Second World War, they will teach you to love your homeland!
  13. +2
    28 March 2014 12: 52
    They will mobilize, and what will they feed? American rations? Is there money in the budget?
    What are they going to arm with? AK-47, AK-74, RPG-7v?
    "Needles" have not yet stolen everything?
    Tents, fuels and lubricants, trucks - all available and on the go?

    And in general, it is interesting, and what tasks does the government and the Ukrainian Defense Ministry set (will set) for the mobilized units and subunits?
    Is there a military doctrine in Ukraine?
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    2. +2
      28 March 2014 13: 01
      This is understandable to us !!!
      And there the "theater of the absurd" seems to be in full swing! belay
      Everything is in the spirit of the National - Socialist Party of Ge ..., (sorry!) Outskirts !!! laughing hi
    3. +3
      28 March 2014 13: 13
      From my friends: they are placed in the field at the training grounds, while they are not arming anyone, they gave 5 rounds to shoot.
  14. +1
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    What kind of mobilization is this?
    1. 0
      28 March 2014 13: 49
      Last 117 kit.forgive Ukrainian mobilization! laughing
  15. +1
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    In short, total mobilization is being prepared. Still, they would find out who will feed this army. And then, after all, a hungry army becomes dangerous for its own.
  16. +16
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    providing opportunities for citizens of Ukraine from 40 to 55 years

    Hmm ...
    In general, this is not "young", but the most that neither can you eat SOVIET PEOPLE.
    People with NORMAL Hardening.
    Maybe they will be able to follow something?

    I hope that Ukraine will wake up and ... will throw the Natsik into their burrows, where they belong.
    GOOD LUCK to you, Ukraine !!!
    Call if you need to help.
    1. +4
      28 March 2014 13: 02
      The quality of this draft contingent is higher than the younger ones and precisely because they served in the Soviet Army
      1. 0
        28 March 2014 13: 15
        Quote: Trofimov Andrey
        GOOD LUCK to you, Ukraine !!!
        Call if you need to help.

        It seems like "guests" are waiting for the weekend.
  17. +9
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    Quote: chunga-changa
    A maximum of 30-35 year olds can still be called upon; they really do not remember anything except perestroika

    I'm 32 and I remember everything. The USSR and Pochemuchka ... while schoolchildren were given a good education program. And there was pride.
    Other with the first volleys and blood - all this will be forgotten.
  18. dmitrij.blyuz
    +2
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    Yes guys. It would be funny if it were so sad.
  19. The shy man
    +2
    28 March 2014 12: 54
    now order !! .. now we are on top !! it remains to find a little money)) ..
  20. +3
    28 March 2014 12: 56
    Countries need to get rid of the influence of the USA and gayrope. All these "advisers" should be driven from Russia, from all the countries of the CU and the CIS. These "partners", excuse me, are for / C / E / P / ... t brains of people, especially young people.
    Survived: - RUSSIAN - A UKRAINIAN turns out to be an enemy ... With whom is Ukraine going to fight? Previously-against the Nazis and Bandera, and now ??? - along with this Mr / A / Zyu - against the Russians ?, oh, and even they called for the Tatars to be killed by the Germans (apparently those who are against fascism) and the Jews ...
    1. Alex 241
      +5
      28 March 2014 13: 04
      Well tryndets rembomaniya! Somehow they are not polite at all!
      1. +3
        28 March 2014 13: 27
        And where did the bits, stones and Molotov cocktails go?
      2. +2
        28 March 2014 13: 29
        Quote: Alex 241
        Alex 241

        Hi Sanya! In the second photo it's hto laughing North Korean soldiers, even if they give out uniforms and give them to eat lol
        1. Alex 241
          +1
          28 March 2014 13: 37
          Hello Sash, according to the press: National Guard of Ukraine: At the accelerated two-week training courses for its soldiers.
          1. Alex 241
            +12
            28 March 2014 13: 47
            By the way, here you can order a chevron "polite people" http://forum.guns.ru/forum_light_message/275/1337859.html
            1. +3
              28 March 2014 14: 24
              Handsomely!!!! And most importantly, the CAT is sitting nearby !!!!
              1. Alex 241
                +3
                28 March 2014 15: 45
                Quote: aleks 62
                Handsomely!!!! And most importantly, the CAT is sitting nearby !!!!
          2. +1
            28 March 2014 16: 50
            Quote: Alex 241
            : National Guard of Ukraine: At an accelerated two-week training course for its soldiers.

            Thanks for the photo. laughing It’s time for one guard to retire or is it just a bum wassat
      3. +1
        28 March 2014 13: 43
        An army from Popandopulo, the impression is that the current self-proclaimed "power" is hysterical!
  21. +8
    28 March 2014 12: 57
    "The adoption of the bill will help to provide an opportunity for citizens of Ukraine from 40 to 55 years old to fulfill their constitutional duty to protect the homeland and its territorial integrity"
    As I understand it, this category of people is simply eager to realize the opportunity to get kneaded in someone else's fight for money that they cannot see. fool How enchanting laughing
    1. +2
      28 March 2014 13: 32
      Dibil squared - this is crazy. At the sight of Russian, they begin to jump. Cruel good
    2. +2
      28 March 2014 13: 41
      Quote: Kuvabatake
      fulfill the constitutional duty to protect the homeland and its territorial integrity "

      to protect the homeland from its territorial integrity, I would say.
  22. dima 7
    +2
    28 March 2014 12: 58
    because only those who served 35 years ago even know how
  23. +6
    28 March 2014 13: 00
    Quote: Athenogen
    The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.

    The whales of dry rations are sent to them. Yes, cookies will bring
  24. +10
    28 March 2014 13: 00
    "The battalion of the Ukrainian marines of the veterans of the 1st world assault tried to take the village of Kukuevo. Half of the paratroopers did not reach, having lost crutches on the way, half got lost blindly, and the third half simply forgot where they were going." From the modern Ukrainian chronicle.
    1. ded10041948
      0
      29 March 2014 01: 18
      This battalion will bring more benefits to Ukraine than two battalions of fascist jerks! They passed Afghanistan and are not so susceptible to Western propaganda, so they will quickly bring this "Hitler Youth" of local bottling to life!
  25. +7
    28 March 2014 13: 00
    HM interesting. In the older generation in Ukraine, there are more sensible people. This generation can itself figure out who needs to be shot, on occasion. And then tell the young and doubting.
  26. +25
    28 March 2014 13: 00
    In the "BP" ward, the disease is progressing ...
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  27. fess
    +7
    28 March 2014 13: 01
    What are they thinking? At least one law to stabilize the economy adopted?
  28. Ivan Russky
    +2
    28 March 2014 13: 04
    Oh yeah!!! There is no one else to fight. Young people on the Maidan rally and robbery are engaged, more healthy ones are either dumped from the country or hid. Only men aged who have nothing to do on the Maidan and have nowhere to run from their habitable places. What's next? Will they mobilize children?
  29. +3
    28 March 2014 13: 05
    And who will feed the army? what will they put on? what are they armed with? who will teach? who will pay for it all if the economy is to say the least in the ass? and what’s worse, the farther the worse it gets, although it is clear that no one is working in the western part, on strike ... where will the budget come from?
  30. +3
    28 March 2014 13: 05
    Volkssturm however, but what about the assault on Berlin, that is Kiev is planned? :-)
  31. mamontoff1981
    +5
    28 March 2014 13: 05
    It would be better if they thought about the country, it balances on the edge of the abyss ...... what
  32. +5
    28 March 2014 13: 06
    Well, if that goes well, then under the arms of both women and children ...

    To the sons and daughters of the regiments - without embellishment.

    I asked all my friends
    But, alas, I have not found out yet:
    If there is a son in nature,
    That should be the wife of the regiment?

    No puppy council:
    Burrow - more harmful than a cockroach!
    They thought that the regiment’s son would become -
    Hell no! Remained the son of Polkan!

    It’s not for nothing that the nachfin’s cadre
    Contingency burden:
    The son of the regiment again broke the glass!
    Together with the house !! From the "Grad" system !!!

    How to turn a moron into a fool,
    Is the last mind eradicated in it?
    Yes, no problem - to elect the sons of the regiment,
    And roll the belt every day!

    According to the major - brother-in-law,
    A funny collision was created:
    Here recently to the daughter of the regiment
    The next division was wooing ...
  33. +7
    28 March 2014 13: 12
    AGAINST WHOM THEY MOBILIZE PEOPLE! AGAINST YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THIS IS Nonsense !!! IT IS NECESSARY TO DESTROY THIS GANG KIEV AND THAN BETTER THAN BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  34. Rubmolot
    +12
    28 March 2014 13: 12
    Joint arthrosis medications recommend:
    1. wanderer_032
      +1
      28 March 2014 15: 44
      Quote: Rubmolot
      Joint arthrosis medications recommend:

      I remembered something:



      or

  35. +3
    28 March 2014 13: 14
    Quote: Fess
    What are they thinking? At least one law to stabilize the economy adopted?

    They accepted - gas is 50% more expensive, all benefits and allowances for the population of dosvidos. They did not forget themselves - the benefits to deputies and salaries remained. Lick ass EU.
  36. +14
    28 March 2014 13: 15
    Come on, call on the old people too, maybe they will tell you about the Great Patriotic War in the trenches, maybe then (the wars of Ukraine) you will understand that your enemy is not sitting on the tank against, but in your Parliament, and in the government. And how are you going to fight with your bare ass, and with whom ?!
  37. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 15
    Only old people go into battle, as they are no longer needed. soldier
  38. pavel patriot
    +8
    28 March 2014 13: 18
    Quietly slate rustling,
    The roof goes slowly. Yes
  39. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 21
    Quote: Aleks tv
    In general, this is not a "young", but the most that you can eat SOVIET LYUDI.People with a NORMAL QUALITY. Maybe they CAN then be able to follow something?

    I doubt, however ... what
    I know one such Russian, but my brains are turned so that I am ready to go and fight against Russia. soldier
    Can't forgive, that we "squeezed Crimea" ... winked
    1. cdboy
      +4
      28 March 2014 13: 42
      In Minsk there was a "Freedom Day" - this is such a party, for "svyadomami". Posters, slogans, shouts, "Live Belarus". And the horror is that there were thugs who do not remember Khatyn and Polesie, came out with Shukhevych and Bandera poakats ... But you say ...
      1. Field
        0
        28 March 2014 19: 28
        And what was that to them?
      2. ded10041948
        0
        29 March 2014 01: 28
        Sorry for the question: How did you leave?
  40. +4
    28 March 2014 13: 22
    Quote: Modest
    now order !! .. now we are on top !! it remains to find a little money)) ..

    Not to find, but to select. Where Klitschko lives, I can throw out a photo, The egg-headed rabbit is also stuffed with grants, Poroshenko is sweet ... not a problem, Kolomoisky is a Jew and Taruta if something gets dumped in London. Rob the loot!
  41. paul1992
    0
    28 March 2014 13: 22
    why not up to 100? or 140? for sure!
    1. +1
      28 March 2014 13: 26
      the next stage is another 50%.
  42. 0
    28 March 2014 13: 23
    Quote: albi77
    And who will feed the army? what will they put on? what are they armed with? who will teach? who will pay for it all if the economy is to say the least in the ass? and what’s worse, the farther the worse it gets, although it is clear that no one is working in the western part, on strike ... where will the budget come from?

    Everyone will take from home: lard, moonshine, pitchfork, clubs.
  43. +3
    28 March 2014 13: 24
    They would call on Ukrainian femens and did not suffer. They have already put the whole of Europe on the ears, using only the upper part of the body.
    1. cdboy
      +1
      28 March 2014 13: 44
      You are mistaken, the middle part of the body. The upper torso of their head is a rudiment.
  44. +13
    28 March 2014 13: 25
    They have a terrible zombie nation. Ukrainians are actually driven into our heads that we are enemies.
    1. 0
      28 March 2014 18: 10
      ZIL cars were not produced in Ukraine. YAZ cars and its further modifications under the KrAZ brand were produced there.
  45. +5
    28 March 2014 13: 29
    See only if they provoke a war who will die. And who will be to blame, this is an occasion to start a war with Russia. But everything can be attributed to the war, as well as hunger and lack of money and default and pogroms of Russians, that is, Everything. This is an occasion to start a war for resources. This is a redistribution of property. This is making money on death ..
    1. +2
      28 March 2014 15: 11
      we will not shoot Ukrainians-we will take prisoner-to feed! and people do it! and which of them is against - Perm forests, a jigsaw and - ayda, bring down the taiga!
  46. +4
    28 March 2014 13: 29
    Quote: Diter
    Quote: albi77
    And who will feed the army? what will they put on? what are they armed with? who will teach? who will pay for it all if the economy is to say the least in the ass? and what’s worse, the farther the worse it gets, although it is clear that no one is working in the western part, on strike ... where will the budget come from?

    Everyone will take from home: lard, moonshine, pitchfork, clubs.

    "Abroad will help us" - something like this, using the knee-elbow position.
    1. Ivan Russky
      +5
      28 March 2014 13: 38
      Already helped laughing
      1. +1
        28 March 2014 15: 16
        It helped so much that pigs are bred in the center of Kiev! You won't last long for "western" cookies, all the more so - they decided to fight with Russia! here you need to gobble up a lot of bacon, and how much vodka you need to eat (!!!), and even think (albeit on a drunken head!) - is it worth it ?! wassat wassat wassat
  47. +4
    28 March 2014 13: 33
    On the west In Ukraine and in the late 80s, no one will answer the greeting "Hello" on the street. Only "good ding". even then they hated her.
    1. +2
      28 March 2014 15: 18
      and x ... on them, zapadentsev!
  48. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 33
    it's just window dressing! they say that no matter how poor and unfortunate we all offend!
  49. +7
    28 March 2014 13: 35
    I recall a very old joke, about 30 years ago:
    - They call a "zapadentsa" into the army, and he asks: "Take a machine gun, or give a derzhava? .."

    ... But it turned out ...
    1. +9
      28 March 2014 13: 47
      This joke is much longer. But what is typical, when I was studying, with honors entered the stream of 4 zapadentsev without exams - all were expelled during the year, even the multiplication table was a problem. I do not want to offend anyone.
      1. +2
        28 March 2014 15: 02
        Well, in our Caucasus, the Unified State Examination in the Russian language is almost 5% 100%, and the exact sciences are in about the same percentage ...
      2. 0
        28 March 2014 15: 03
        not about Ukraine: a friend's daughter entered honey on the EGE, St. Petersburg - according to the results of the exam, the main stream was from Chukotka and Dagestan (in the Russian language, including! this is how these "personnel" entered the "budget")!
  50. +3
    28 March 2014 13: 39
    Quote: Fess
    What are they thinking? At least one law to stabilize the economy adopted?


    And fig ... On Western handouts live and spread rot your people, driving them into bondage, it’s easier ...
  51. 0
    28 March 2014 13: 39
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Quote: Athenogen
    The thing is small, what to feed and what to wear.

    Girls have already started fundraising wassat

    laughing
  52. Elena Shepl
    +2
    28 March 2014 13: 43
    The bastards, for the sake of personal ambitions and benefits, set brother against brother!
  53. parus2nik
    +2
    28 March 2014 13: 44
    Total mobilization...This has already happened...in Nazi Germany...Maidanut, in Russia pensions were increased, but you froze...Scratch the pumpkin on the top...think about what threatens you..
  54. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 45
    “I want to say that the Ukrainian parliament is the foundation of the legal Ukrainian government. Without it, the government cannot exist. Like it or not, there is no other parliament today. For those who want to change the parliament, there is only one way - to vote in fair elections,” - said Turchinov."
    Well, why - you can take over the parliament with the help of peaceful demonstrators, a completely honest choice in a hurry.
  55. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 46
    This is based on a Ukrainian joke. Well, what about Mikola - eat??? I'll eat it.
    Who will give it to you?
  56. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 52
    These are the cunning people who don’t want to work, just to fight, to conquer something, to rob, to plunder, like Sashko Muzychko in the Chechen Republic. Will you just be able to defeat someone? Will you raise the country from its knees? Or what the hell is wrong with her, with the country?
  57. dzau
    +5
    28 March 2014 13: 53
    Before enrolling in a unit, such idiots need to take a tour of the morgue, or even better, as part of medical students for an autopsy.

    instills pacifism better than any "peace to peace" poster
  58. +1
    28 March 2014 13: 55
    Lord, look at these photos of conscripts and militias. It becomes scary. They will die in the first minutes of the battle without ever shooting at anyone or seeing the “enemy”. This is not the war now. They are simply being driven to slaughter!
  59. dmitrij.blyuz
    +1
    28 March 2014 13: 57
    There's a quiet rustle of slate, the "roof" is moving slowly. Shall we smoke Belomora? Is there any marijuana here?
  60. +2
    28 March 2014 13: 59
    Quote: parus2nik
    Total mobilization...This has already happened...in Nazi Germany...Maidanut, in Russia pensions were increased, but you froze...Scratch the pumpkin on the top...think about what threatens you..
    We’re not completely in the Maidan, don’t bully everyone. I recently found 3 idiots in armored armor and with holders, they wanted to organize a fire near the T-10 tank monument, we “consulted” with them and they disappeared. Nobody even beat them. 80 km. from Kyiv.
    1. 0
      28 March 2014 15: 39
      Quote: Barracuda
      Recently I found 3 idiots in armored armor and with holders, they wanted to organize a fire near the T-10 monument tank

      Good afternoon. Nice to hear... What about this monument?
  61. 0
    28 March 2014 14: 07
    Quote: Egoza
    Quote: Athenogen
    what to feed and what to wear.

    Mustache at your own expense! "Do you love Ukraine? Then buy yourself a uniform, shoes and food to protect it!" Business, you know! only figs who will go!

    It's funny that they're coming. Until the first whistle of bullets.. Our population is being fooled so much, one is amazed..
  62. dmitrij.blyuz
    0
    28 March 2014 14: 08
    Quote: major071
    Personally by me! (I'm talking about women).

    Well, why so much about the wondrous dressing-rooms. Reminds the lieutenant Rzhevsky! laughing

    - Tell me, Lieutenant, have you ever loved? - asked Lieutenant Rzhevsky Natasha Rostov.
    - How so! Fuck you!
    “I mean sublime feelings ...”
    “And it happened on the bell.”
    “Lieutenant, you are impossible!” I am talking about pure feelings!
    - And after the bathhouse more than once, sir.
    - No! I mean so that for life!
    - But fire syphilis, sir!

    And I was a lieutenant (elder) I’m just going home! My Romny is always my home!
  63. +2
    28 March 2014 14: 10


    Let them train... Polite people will politely disarm them.
  64. +4
    28 March 2014 14: 15
    And here comes the equipment for the militias! :)
  65. Quantum
    0
    28 March 2014 14: 17
    The young continue to play, but the old ones? Why aren’t the ladies’ faces visible?
    A hundred scumbags and a hundred girls in pantyhose are power!
  66. +1
    28 March 2014 14: 27
    The situation with mobilization in Ukraine is painfully reminiscent of Gemania in 1945. The result is known. RUSSIA forward!!!
  67. leo1
    +1
    28 March 2014 14: 37
    This is what the Turks did during the ARMENIAN GENOCIDE! They mobilize the male population to tear away (isolate) the disobedient from the family, clean up and blame everything on the enemy.
  68. +2
    28 March 2014 14: 47
    “will ensure the protection of the homeland and its territorial integrity” - well, that’s understandable. What’s not clear is that they’ve all gone crazy there? slaughter...nonsense.
  69. +1
    28 March 2014 14: 47
    Everything that happens looks like death convulsions!!
  70. 0
    28 March 2014 14: 55
    Yes, Ukraine, your affairs are difficult! What should you take from the old people?! They're all old people! on crutches shkandybayut! You take into military service the Russian army, glorious, notable for its exploits! (and you yourself, the new Ukrainian government, move to the side! Don’t get in the way, don’t hesitate - the Ukrainians will be in order!)!
  71. ed65b
    0
    28 March 2014 15: 03
    , 41 years old in kind. I'm wagging. laughing
  72. 0
    28 March 2014 15: 21
    And this is the Ukrainian army??? The “old people” are unlikely to fight; they didn’t give up. And against the National Guard, send fighters with swear words and shout without interruption, “Whoever doesn’t gallop is m.o.s.k.a.l.l.” and let those who don’t gallop, kill their own... Damn army.
  73. GRune
    0
    28 March 2014 15: 23
    Ahahaha, but no one promised to feed laughing

    It’s like in Sparta, young animals have weapons and go into a bare field for self-sufficiency, so that you capture what’s yours.
    Damn, the Right Sector behaves this way, so this is where the ancient Ukrainians came from... This is SPARTA!!! wink
  74. 0
    28 March 2014 15: 28
    To win, you need to run in war! How can 55 year olds run? And they run on the attack and sometimes back, so that the skin is not holed. And they teach you to run in a zigzag pattern so that a sniper doesn’t hit you in the city.
    During the Second World War, even 43-year-olds were not accepted into the army until the age of 45. And only from the age of 43 they began to take those who were 45, and even those were assigned to the convoy (rear).
    People at 55 are already “blind”. Many people wear glasses. If he sees the front sight, he does not see the target. If he sees the target, then the front sight is cloudy. But crests don’t have good optics on their weapons. She's worth money.
  75. +1
    28 March 2014 15: 56
    The agony of the self-proclaimed authorities of Kyiv is obvious! Instead of looking for a way out of the global economic abyss, trying to restore good neighborly relations with Russia, they step on the rake carefully laid out on the road by American curators! Up and down with them, let them frolic!
  76. 0
    28 March 2014 16: 07
    Well, now they will start conscripting from the age of 14, there will be someone to teach the truth of life to youngsters
  77. Leshka
    0
    28 March 2014 16: 13
    what will they dress these people in, what will they arm them with, and what will they drive them on?
  78. 0
    28 March 2014 16: 18
    Something tells me that Ukrainians are happy about the “opportunity to realize their constitutional…” wassat
  79. akreworpa
    +2
    28 March 2014 16: 30
    Moderators. Don’t delete the comments of the European Ukrainians, but in order to laugh you have to constantly go to the censor.
  80. +3
    28 March 2014 16: 46
    I'm already tired of laughing! My wife stopped going to the circus and watching KVN with the child! My relationship with my mother-in-law has even improved! My mother-in-law is in an amazing mood, because she laughs all day long when she watches the news! As for the problems, I’m losing my sense of logic, trying to imagine what will happen ahead! Whatever you think of, they will manage to surprise you the next day! And the most interesting thing is that the whole country switched to the new reality SHOW Maidan 2! House 2 is resting!
  81. 0
    28 March 2014 16: 48
    The Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens...

    Can he? What kind of an attempt is this to put at least someone in Ukraine into service? Producing a bunch of different gangs of street robbers under the slogans of the fight for independence, Europe and against Russia - they do this better than organizing, equipping, clothing, arming and training regular troops. The national army, as can be seen even with the naked eye, is eking out a miserable existence, and its ex-minister of defense only said that “it requires pennies,” assessing the combat readiness of the entrusted units as an outright D minus. The National Guard is now being actively formed - all of the same youths trained to wave sticks, throw stones and shoot from around corners. They would still like to organize some kind of Maidan, but certainly not to restore order in the entire country, which is now divided into “whites” and “reds”. Statements by the leader of the Right Sector, Dmitry Yarosh, that he is ready to put ten thousand of his like-minded people under arms “even tomorrow” are pure bluff. He does not have such strength, nor the ability to send “commissars” to all regions of Ukraine, especially to the southeast. And then it dawned on the Ukrainian oligarchs - shouldn’t they hire mercenaries? And so, the governors of the Dnepropetrovsk and Donetsk regions, oligarchs Igor Kolomoisky and Sergei Taruta, appointed by the new government, took the initiative to involve the largest private military company Greystone Limited to suppress the protest movement in the southeast of the country. The Euromaidanites now urgently need the Euro-Hitlerites to retain power. Mercenaries are convenient. Concepts such as nationality, “brother will not shoot at brother,” and cultural values ​​are alien to them. They do not care deeply about the honor and flag of the country where they came to “work.” The bullet does not know the language barrier and will strike anyone who is targeted and who is in the crosshairs. And if anything happens, there is someone to blame for any war crimes - mercenaries, “wild geese”, “soldiers of fortune”. The Ukrainian authorities can wash their hands and not bear responsibility for their decisions, which will be carried out by mercenaries. If these projects are implemented, then such a mess will begin there that it will not seem like much.
  82. Eydolon
    +1
    28 March 2014 16: 49
    panic, panic and only panic can give birth to such mental dithers
  83. 0
    28 March 2014 17: 06
    I don’t understand something, what are we going to transfer to Ukraine?

    MOSCOW, March 28 – RIA Novosti. Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the start of the transfer to Ukraine of weapons and military equipment from Crimean units that did not defect to the Russian army.

    At a meeting on Friday, Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu reported to the president that Ukrainian army units had left Crimea and remained loyal to official Kyiv.

    “The change of state symbols on all ships and in all units that went over to the side of the Russian army has been completed. Acts of desecration and disrespect for the state symbols of Ukraine were not allowed,” the minister noted.

    He then asked Putin for “permission to begin the transfer of weapons and military equipment to Ukraine,” noting that we are talking about “both naval personnel and aviation.”

    RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/defense_safety/20140328/1001446737.html#ixzz2xGZqgNPZ
  84. +1
    28 March 2014 17: 14
    Sorry, maybe off topic. But they have already begun to covet the sacred. Actually, this was expected.
    If this happens, Ukraine will begin to experience CHAOS in a cube.
  85. +2
    28 March 2014 17: 18
    Damn, I continue to respect Putin more and more. How today he let down “those who jump.” He ordered Urkaina to return the weapons and military equipment of the units that wished to serve her. Although before that, all the equipment was examined by commissions (or commissioned by experts), and they said this rubbish. Repair at a loss, recycle the costs again. A gesture of good will - return the junk to Ukraine, and we returned "expensive weapons" to them - we don’t need someone else’s, and we don’t need to spend money on recycling junk. Americans who don’t know what to do with theirs technology in Afghanistan they hit their cheeks with their ears out of envy. Well done!!!
    1. 0
      28 March 2014 17: 37
      Quote: Fitter65
      Obliged to return to Urkaina the weapons and military equipment of the units that wished to serve her.

      SEVASTOPOL/MOSCOW, March 28 – RIA Novosti. Russia will transfer about 350 units of weapons and military equipment to Ukraine as a result of an inventory of Crimean property, a source in the Russian Ministry of Defense told RIA Novosti.

      “Russia is interested in exporting Ukrainian armored vehicles remaining in Crimea to the territory of Ukraine. As a result of the inventory of military property of the Republic of Crimea, the Russian side is preparing to transfer about 350 units of armored and automotive military equipment,” the agency’s interlocutor said.

      Basically, this is still Soviet equipment from the 70s, which has no prospects for use in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation.

      “Disposal of equipment, much less its restoration or modernization, does not make sense due to inefficiency and high cost,” the source said.

      RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/defense_safety/20140328/1001461828.html#ixzz2xGhiCiFi

      RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/defense_safety/20140328/1001461828.html#ixzz2xGhKVBun
  86. 0
    28 March 2014 17: 42
    To paraphrase an old adage:
    "It's never been so funny, and here it is again!" laughing
  87. +1
    28 March 2014 17: 58
    all this would be so funny if it weren’t so sad. It’s a pity, such people and a complete lack of brains
  88. 0
    28 March 2014 18: 25
    And like this !!!
  89. 0
    28 March 2014 18: 44
    It’s not for nothing that they shout Heil Hitler - their teacher.
  90. +2
    28 March 2014 18: 48
    It’s both sad and funny. It’s possible to collect the storerooms into cropped parts. but they need to be fed, watered, shod, clothed, armed (Soviet reserves remained, I know, for ten days with the “polite Cossacks” I blocked the Inkerman warehouses, I’ve seen enough. We talked with both contract soldiers and officers, scared, tired, everyone asks what needs to be done, so that they could be recruited into the Russian Army. They call their Westerners rats, the poor boys are hunted, frightened, stay away, and we treat them with sweets and tea! We are kind and polite! We gave up! And thank God!) The warehouses are rich, we can’t take them out They didn’t give me a single cartridge, but in Ukraine itself there are probably still many such warehouses left. For what purpose will they maintain and train those called up? When putting a weapon in their hands, let them think about where they will turn it and whether they will return it at all. It smells like civil war, you know!
  91. -1
    28 March 2014 19: 02
    Quote: Russ69
    I don’t understand something, what are we going to transfer to Ukraine?

    MOSCOW, March 28 – RIA Novosti. Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the start of the transfer to Ukraine of weapons and military equipment from Crimean units that did not defect to the Russian army.

    At a meeting on Friday, Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu reported to the president that Ukrainian army units had left Crimea and remained loyal to official Kyiv.

    “The change of state symbols on all ships and in all units that went over to the side of the Russian army has been completed. Acts of desecration and disrespect for the state symbols of Ukraine were not allowed,” the minister noted.

    He then asked Putin for “permission to begin the transfer of weapons and military equipment to Ukraine,” noting that we are talking about “both naval personnel and aviation.”

    RIA Novosti http://ria.ru/defense_safety/20140328/1001446737.html#ixzz2xGZqgNPZ

    If all the ships are handed over (there is no particular attention to equipment), I will be grateful to the GDP for a reasonable step. I have written many times that the nationalization of the Ukrainian fleet has angered many supporters of the transfer of Crimea. Me included.
    Regarding mobilization. Sponsors don't care what condition the army is in. The main thing for them is that she takes action. They understand that only after receiving the first victims, they will wash away all the brotherhood and loyalty of SE to the Russian Federation with blood and begin their game. So you can laugh and mock. But all this is not funny. With the first salvo, SE will be lost. In the eyes of a Russian, a Ukrainian will be an enemy forever - and vice versa...we don’t need this, you don’t need this. But Kyiv, the media and sponsors really need it.
    It seems ominously to me that the moment of Pereyaslav 2 was missed. Instead, Konotop, Baturin Sich Kruty and other attributes are darkening...
  92. 0
    28 March 2014 19: 05
    friends - we all go to http://censor.net.ua/ and open their eyes
  93. +6
    28 March 2014 19: 43
    And elite special forces units will be formed from residents of nursing homes lol
  94. foreman
    0
    28 March 2014 20: 10
    There is no need to underestimate crests! It so happened that my whole life in Siberia intersects with them. And in business, and, not least important, in hunting in the fields (And this is an indicator. As they say, “Who studied for whom”). There are many native Russians in our company, and as the practice of weekly trips to the fields has shown. The Russians start whining. Otherwise, I should go home. I got smoke from the fire, etc. Ukrainians don't give a damn! However, so do I. (Since in life, for some reason, the more difficult the conditions, the more comfortable I feel.) For any reason you are boiling except for a hunger strike. Moreover, mature hunters from 50 to 65 are all with excellent health and endurance. There is something about them that deserves real male respect. This is my personal opinion from observations over 41 years of my life. Well, since I studied them all my life. Now I stocked up on popcorn and am watching this circus. Interesting as hell.
  95. foreman
    +1
    28 March 2014 20: 34
    Don't underestimate crests. As fighters, in my opinion, they are a little cooler than the Russian boys. (Why, I don’t know. Conclusion from life practice. Endurance is better. They shoot better. They catch thoughts in critical situations better. There is something in them. Their only problem is when you have to stupidly walk under bullets. There is no price for us here. No offense. I think many people already know this.
  96. foreman
    +1
    28 March 2014 20: 43
    The point is that the behavior of crests in combat situations is more tied to nature or something. Share your observations about soldiers or commanders whose last names end in “O”
    I’ll add that, of course, not all of them have a sense of smell, but in the majority.
  97. foreman
    0
    28 March 2014 20: 45
    There is no need to underestimate them!
    1. 0
      29 March 2014 05: 03
      I have subordinates at work, both Ukrainians and Russians, there is no difference... all people are like people with their own worms in their heads..
    2. 0
      29 March 2014 05: 03
      I have subordinates at work, both Ukrainians and Russians, there is no difference... all people are like people with their own worms in their heads..
  98. 0
    28 March 2014 20: 50
    Ukrainian army will be able to mobilize citizens up to 55 years


    At 55 years old it can already be difficult!
  99. 0
    28 March 2014 20: 58
    You know guys. Posted the message "+" as a wonderful anecdote. What are they thinking? The “Maidan rulers” have already tried to declare mobilization. Moreover, among the young (and zealous), after two decades of anti-Russian propaganda. As a result - no h.r.e.n.a. Did not work out. And now they are trying to do the same among people who are older, smarter and more experienced. What are they actually counting on?
  100. foreman
    0
    28 March 2014 21: 05
    Soon all Russians in reserve will be asked to join the partisans. And this is necessary! It’s on this wave right now!

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