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Agenda: in spite of mom freeze his ears



At the same time, when the space ships plow the Universe, namely, tomorrow at 1.17 Moscow time, at the Baikonur cosmodrome, despite the third stage of world sanctions against the Russian Federation, the launch vehicle Soyuz-FG with the Soyuz TMA- 12M ”, which will deliver a new crew of Russians to the International Space Station Alexandra Skvortsova and Oleg Artemyev and american Stephen Swanson, Ukrainian politicians continue to demand sanctions, help in imposing sanctions and just money on sanctions. And from the United States and the European Union.

Today is a global economist Irina Gerashchenko decided to further demonstrate to the South-East of Ukraine the care for him of the new government:

"At that time, as the whole world breaks economic relations with Russia, Ukraine still has more than twenty military contracts.

Weaponwhich is produced in the Ukrainian military factories on the request of the aggressor country may be directed against the Ukrainians. At the same time, these plants need to save jobs.

Therefore, the new government should appeal to the countries of the European Union with a request for technical assistance and compensation for enterprises that must terminate their contracts with the Russian Federation
", - said Gerashchenko at a meeting in the Verkhovna Rada.

This call is even more ridiculous than the requirement of a pan of the same level of professionalism, Anatoly Gritsenko a few days ago Ukraine to reset all debts from the world community.

It seems that among the people's deputies of the country there is a competition called "Who will utter a big nonsense." It’s not for nothing that in the EU they limited themselves to signing the non-binding political part of the association agreement, although in November they were ready to sign everything entirely.

In general, Mrs. Gerashchenko is unusually consistent, just as her next boss - Vitaliy Klichkoin their actions. Perhaps her today's performance should have demonstrated to the world the importance of the UDAR faction in Ukraine, because after yesterday’s friction between Turchinov and Klitschko, it became clear that his party is at the very bottom of the food pyramid of the new government.

"We will not allow 2005 to repeat the year when these quotas, some intrigues, so that it would allow us to break not just unity in the team, but that it would destroy democracy, democratic principles"- said Irina Gerashchenko yesterday.

But it is repeated. All for the same rake, is not it? As in 2005. Quotas, intrigue, division of portfolios. So this is actually a temporary power, do not forget, gentlemen, what will happen to the deriban of posts and warm places in the event of elections, you can already imagine.

In addition, Klitschko’s rating as a participant in the announced presidential election fell disastrously after Yulia Tymoshenko’s release.

As some analysts predict, at today's congress UDAR, the question of the removal of Herr Klitschko from an attempt to take the presidency in favor of the mayor's chair may be raised ...

And again about sore.

In no way could he ignore the topic of economic sanctions and a great expert in all sectors of the national economy Sergey Sobolev.

"If Ukraine demands the introduction of sanctions from our European partners, from the United States, then we should also impose sanctions in the same way", - he said at a briefing in the Verkhovna Rada today. - This is due to both private and public business. The easiest way to do this is through Ukroboronprom. This issue should be urgently addressed at a government meeting. I think that such a decision will be made, there will be no need for an additional protocol decision. These are companies that produce dual-use or military products. "

According to Sobolev, reorientation should be provided to the markets of Asia, Africa and South America.

In general, it sometimes seems to me that Pan Sobolev is an alien. Well, man can not generate such unearthly delusions. Already the Baltic businessmen began to rush around the world with their milk and sprats, the coordinators cannot sell, but this does not reach some silly heads. Ukraine has recently delivered its production armored vehicles to Iraq, which turned out to be so flawed that even Iraqis who have seen a lot were stunned. Who and what else is going to sell Sobolev? Maybe he thinks that, apart from laughter, he caused some other emotions in Rosoboronexport, which already has the task of creating a closed loop for the production of all defense products in Russia? Or does he think (the verb “thinks” is extremely inappropriate here) that imposing any restrictions against Russia will not boomerang Ukraine?

Well, and at the end of today's review of the speech activity of a group of comrades - the head of the Kiev city state administration Vladimir Bondarenko.

He is unhappy that for some reason someone continues to live in the KSCA. And it turns out that these people are asocial. "The city council has only partially been released so far. Some of those who stay there, in my opinion, lead the way of life that should have been the subject of attention of law enforcement agencies. Tonight there were riots for voting in the hall. If it even goes about such mercantile things as the theft of technology (computers, televisions), there is still some elementary logic to sell something, to live for it. And to disrupt the remote controls is to spoil the future property, " - he told reporters today.

In both. So the technique, it turns out, still dragged and sold "free" people Maidan. And we were told that nobody touched anything. And indeed, to sell is one thing, everything is already national, and why spoil it, the power is already its own, not gangster.

So, judging by the logic of events, Ukraine, with such leaders, needs to take a few more tiny steps and boldly step into the abyss. With such "competent" leaders and deputies with the economic knowledge of rural labor teachers, one has to wait for this from day to day.
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  1. platitsyn70
    platitsyn70 28 March 2014 14: 31
    +17
    "At that time, as the whole world breaks economic relations with Russia, Ukraine still has more than twenty military contracts.

    Weapons that are produced at Ukrainian military factories by order of the aggressor country can be directed against Ukrainians. At the same time, these factories need to save jobs.

    Therefore, the new government should appeal to the countries of the European Union with a request for technical assistance and compensation for enterprises that must break their contracts with the Russian Federation, "Gerashchenko said at a meeting in the Verkhovna Rada.
    interesting in Ukraine, the government than he thinks with his head or all the same asshole
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 28 March 2014 14: 35
      +33
      Quote: platitsyn70
      interesting in Ukraine, the government than he thinks with his head or all the same asshole
      1. JVN
        JVN 28 March 2014 15: 12
        +13
        one will not help. need to scatter from the plane
        1. Sergh
          Sergh 28 March 2014 15: 28
          +34
          Right now on the radio in the car they transmitted:
          Russia stops the export of meat from Australia due to the discovery of a gene product used in it with accelerated animal growth! This product is prohibited in the territory of the Customs Union!
          In short, all the reward! First off!
          1. askort154
            askort154 28 March 2014 16: 08
            +14
            Sergh ..... Russia stops the export of meat from Australia


            Yes, Australia was the first to lick Obama, as soon as he spoke, that he did not recognize the referendum in Crimea, although she herself probably did not know where Ukraine and Crimea were.
            1. michelle
              michelle 28 March 2014 18: 10
              0
              We have enough Brazilian meat for the eyes !!! Yes, and its livestock will go uphill !!! good
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      3. alexng
        alexng 28 March 2014 15: 30
        +3
        Coupons will not help. Need surgical intervention with trepanation.
      4. svetlomor
        svetlomor 28 March 2014 15: 49
        +1
        Why a coupon? The guillotine on the Maidan itself will appear, this is enough brains.
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    2. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 28 March 2014 14: 36
      +12
      gentlemen of Ukrainian politics, you specifically tell the people that you need money and only money, and you do not care about the people.
      1. Alex 241
        Alex 241 28 March 2014 14: 43
        +27
        Quote: platitsyn70
        gentlemen of Ukrainian politics, you specifically tell the people that you need money and only money, and you do not care about the people.
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 28 March 2014 15: 15
          +13
          Quote: Alex 241
          Alex 241

          And Julia then ate her face in the cell (suite), she became terrible, like death with a scythe.
          1. Bort radist
            Bort radist 28 March 2014 15: 52
            +7
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            And Julia then ate her face in the cell

            They were fed specifically for slaughter, will be hungry and will be asked for a second walk.
          2. zollstab
            zollstab 28 March 2014 16: 14
            +5
            Poured Sow!
            1. 225chay
              225chay 28 March 2014 21: 59
              0
              Quote: zollstab
              Poured Sow!

              Pork Hari ...
        2. demon184
          demon184 28 March 2014 17: 31
          +4
          Call me Wii !!!!!!!!!!
        3. Lissyara
          Lissyara 28 March 2014 17: 42
          +7
          Sanya, hi!
          Hmmm, what has the "innocent" Armenian-Jewish girl become ... Find a hundred differences fellow
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    3. ele1285
      ele1285 28 March 2014 14: 38
      +62
      Quote: platitsyn70
      interesting in Ukraine, the government than he thinks with his head or all the same asshole

      No one knows, but I know what Merkel thinks.
      Call Merkel Obama:
      - Barack I have two news, good and bad ..
      - Start with a good one.
      - Crimea, again as part of Ukraine!
      - Yessss !!!, and the second news? ......
      - Ukraine became part of the Russian Federation!
      - Fuck !, but what about Maidan?

      - And Maidan is moving to Washington. Yes, and prepare Alaska ...
      1. Alex 241
        Alex 241 28 March 2014 14: 49
        +28
        Quote: ele1285
        And Maidan is moving to Washington. Yes, and prepare Alaska ...
      2. Vi_RUS
        Vi_RUS 28 March 2014 15: 02
        +2
        thanks ele1285, credited, laughed funny! laughing
        1. ele1285
          ele1285 28 March 2014 17: 42
          0
          I just talked with monkeys from the cartoon Mowgli, where to neigh
      3. 120352
        120352 28 March 2014 15: 02
        +3
        ele1285
        Dyuzhe Garnaya story. Is there no recording of the conversation in Yu-Tube? I wanted to admire you ...
      4. Starover_Z
        Starover_Z 28 March 2014 15: 09
        +14
        Quote: ele1285
        - And Maidan is moving to Washington. Yes, and prepare Alaska ...

        In Ukraine, the Council is already going to fight the militants of the Right Sector?
        We need to give them an idea: So let them not waste their strength, but buy them plane tickets to Washington!
        Did that money ever promise them? So, let them give, "they fought, so give it here "Kemsku Volost" !!! "
    4. Curculum
      Curculum 28 March 2014 14: 39
      +6
      Ukrainian politicians continue to demand sanctions, assistance in imposing sanctions and just money for sanctions. Both from the USA and from the European Union.

      Gee-gee, and here - an unexpected person:
      The US State Department criticized the decision of the Ukrainian authorities to disconnect Russian television channels. This was March 27 during a briefing, said the spokeswoman for the US State Department Marie Harf, the press service of the State Department ...
      Harf stressed that the United States understands the fears of Ukrainians about the "propaganda campaign carried out by Russia", but there are other methods to combat this phenomenon.
      “Nevertheless, we believe that the best way to combat this kind of disinformation is to spread the truth, and not to restrict freedom of speech,” she said.

      http://conflict.rbc.ua/rus/gosdep-ssha-raskritikoval-reshenie-vlastey-ukrainy-ot
      klyuchit-28032014104900
      It is interesting to read this on're coming out-media. "The ice is broken, gentlemen of the jury."
      1. 120352
        120352 28 March 2014 15: 09
        +4
        Of money? They love it! They’ll carry it in their pockets, partly they will drink it, some will be harassed by women and they will start asking again. And nobody is going to invest in the economy. And where to invest if the economy is already completely gouged. And citizens, as always, will receive nothing.
        And on the nose sowing. And there is no one to plow. Holodomor is expected again in the fall. And since the famine, then, as always, you yourself are to blame. Yes Yes! We are with you! M.O.S.K.A.L. and ...
      2. self-propelled
        self-propelled 28 March 2014 15: 44
        +2
        Quote: Kurkul
        Gee-gee, and here - an unexpected person:
        US Department of State criticizes decision of Ukrainian authorities to disconnect Russian TV channels

        and then another unexpected person - turned on the TV this morning, and there was neither RTR, nor NTV, nor the First (although I watched them yesterday). only a splash screen, they say, and so, pursuant to a court decision ...
        1. Curculum
          Curculum 28 March 2014 16: 09
          0
          Quote: self-propelled
          and then another unexpected person - turned on the TV this morning, and there was neither RTR, nor NTV, nor the First (although I watched them yesterday).

          Well, the actions of "these" are understandable and prosaic, but I made an emphasis on the fact that the amer-officials have already begun to sing a little differently, why would that be?
      3. demon184
        demon184 28 March 2014 17: 34
        0
        With our media, too, quite a few Amer propaganda are pouring.
    5. Rus2012
      Rus2012 28 March 2014 14: 44
      +2
      Quote: platitsyn70
      interesting in Ukraine, the government than he thinks with his head or all the same asshole


      they are so naive, like "onizhedeti!", that they are taken aback ...
    6. avg
      avg 28 March 2014 14: 53
      +11
      Quote: platitsyn70
      interesting in Ukraine, the government than he thinks with his head or all the same asshole

      I can imagine how the faces of gay politicians are drawn as they get to know their Ukrainian colleagues more closely ... belay
      Nothing, get used to the guys, now you have an association!
      You didn’t invite them yet and you didn’t hide spoons. laughing
      1. major071
        major071 28 March 2014 15: 06
        +16
        Election passions.

        Tymoshenko does not go to the presidency - they already carry her there.
        Rabinovich, as the future president, swears on the torus that will protect all Russians.
        Since Klitschko does not know how to speak beautifully, his debate with opponents will take place in the ring. laughing

        From May 1 in Ukraine, the price of gas rises by 50%. New payments will come marked "Glory to the heroes!" laughing
        1. VeteranS
          VeteranS 28 March 2014 15: 14
          +3
          5+! Glory to Russia and the people of Ukraine, who will defend their life and glory without the United States and the rulers they planted on the neck of the maydanut!
          1. Sergh
            Sergh 28 March 2014 16: 21
            +1
            Quote: major071
            From May 1, Ukraine increases the price of gas by 50%

            I heard that from April 1st ...
        2. Vasyan1971
          Vasyan1971 28 March 2014 20: 28
          0
          Plus "tithe" for the maintenance of the Maidan.
    7. Nevsky_ZU
      Nevsky_ZU 28 March 2014 14: 59
      +6
      In general, it sometimes seems to me that Pan Sobolev is an alien. Well, man can not generate such unearthly delusions.


      And I once with this man greeted the hand and I had his phone sad
      1. I read the news
        I read the news 28 March 2014 15: 12
        +3
        Show me the phone. Expensive? :)
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 28 March 2014 15: 17
          +3
          Quote: I readNews
          Show me the phone. Expensive?

          Siemens A 55 laughing
      2. gladysheff2010
        gladysheff2010 28 March 2014 17: 20
        +2
        Accept condolences! Yes, and wash your hands again!
    8. Anna Kirichuk
      Anna Kirichuk 28 March 2014 15: 09
      +11
      Well, it was necessary for the stars to converge, in one place, at one time so many fools to collect ... Lord, save and save Ukraine!
    9. aleks700
      aleks700 28 March 2014 15: 49
      +1
      It does not think at all. Once. Elections.
    10. KRAT
      KRAT 28 March 2014 16: 01
      +3
      He thinks asshole and craps his head i.e. tongue.
      1. Deniska
        Deniska 28 March 2014 17: 09
        +1
        He thinks asshole and craps his head i.e. tongue.

        He does not think, crap jo @ oh and smears that language wassat wassat wassat wassat wassat
    11. Grenader
      Grenader 28 March 2014 16: 31
      +5
      "While the whole world is severing economic relations with Russia,"
      Well, well, apart from Ukraine, no one at all breaks up any relations, we trade ourselves both in general and with Europe. What kind of eerie character they themselves are ready to strangle themselves, that would spoof the neighbor.
    12. Olegovi4
      Olegovi4 28 March 2014 19: 00
      +1
      Quote: platitsyn70
      thinks with his head or all the same ass

      Indeed, you look at such figures and think, because they all - "Irinadrishchenko, Anatolydrochenko" live next to us. It becomes scary. They really believe in their nonsense.
  2. Gagarin
    Gagarin 28 March 2014 14: 32
    +12
    The authorities ended with all the well-considered options for moves.
    IMPROVEMENT WENT.
    1. Denis
      Denis 28 March 2014 14: 36
      +36
      Quote: Gagarin
      IMPROVEMENT WENT.
    2. AVIATOR36662
      AVIATOR36662 28 March 2014 15: 42
      +2
      But in order to improvise, one must be a very good professional, which is not observed in this case. It is correctly noted above that people with the knowledge of a rural teacher of labor undertook to lead the country. The result is obvious!
    3. Bort radist
      Bort radist 28 March 2014 16: 05
      +1
      Quote: Gagarin
      IMPROVEMENT WENT.

      Under the derezhersky stick, but the roofing felts of the deregor is bad, the roofing felts do not hold in their hands already. All in a sweep, but the melody is not that - the anthem of the Russian Federation.
  3. Vi_RUS
    Vi_RUS 28 March 2014 14: 36
    +7
    OFF-TOPIC!!!
    President of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych proposed holding an all-Ukrainian referendum instead of presidential elections, as well as expelling him from the Party of Regions. This is stated in his appeal to the party congress.
    “Only an all-Ukrainian referendum, and not an emergency early presidential election, can largely stabilize the political situation and preserve the sovereignty and integrity of Ukraine,” Yanukovych’s address says.

    link: http://rg.ru/2014/03/28/yanukovich-site-anons.html
    1. Vasyan1971
      Vasyan1971 28 March 2014 20: 34
      0
      And the maidanut immediately on him a criminal case sewed for extremism, separatism and terrorism. Something like this...
  4. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 28 March 2014 14: 36
    +2
    Therefore, the new government must appeal to the countries of the European Union with a request for technical assistance. and compensation for enterprises that must terminate their contracts with the Russian Federation, "

    As they say: - "KEEP YOUR POCKET SHIIIRE !!!" ...
    1. 120352
      120352 28 March 2014 15: 12
      +4
      They will break contracts with Russia - they will tear their last pants!
  5. atos_kin
    atos_kin 28 March 2014 14: 38
    +4
    Please note that they do not express all their "svidomye" thoughts, but shout out. Probably they hope that they will be understood faster and better this way. Or they are afraid that the delirium will end quickly.
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  10. Giant thought
    Giant thought 28 March 2014 14: 45
    +8
    As the Russian proverb says: a drunken overslept, d.rak never. In a word - solid duremar
  11. Stiletto
    Stiletto 28 March 2014 14: 53
    +14
    Tymoshenko is ready to mobilize her people, people are in doubt:
  12. inkass_98
    inkass_98 28 March 2014 14: 54
    +20
    I will not be lazy and once again I will demonstrate the near future of these reformers:
  13. Stiletto
    Stiletto 28 March 2014 14: 55
    +19
    Tymoshenko vs Klitschko:
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 28 March 2014 14: 58
      +16
      And insanity is getting stronger and stronger !!! But the army with the people !!! This is the best gift for us on this holiday !!! Glory to VV !!!

      Irina Gerashchenko, a deputy of the Klitschkov’s Udar party, would like to ban Russians from flying over Ukraine

      “From the rostrum of the Verkhovna Rada, I suggested introducing lists of persons non grata. Each of Russia, who voted against Ukraine and started the information war, cannot even fly over Ukraine. We are told that some Ukrainian plants still have contracts with the Russian Federation. Will we help equip the army that is against us today? These are unacceptable things, ”said Ms. Gerashchenko, a member of the Udar party.
      1. crambol
        crambol 28 March 2014 15: 41
        +4
        Gee-gee-gee! I'm a fool!
      2. Bort radist
        Bort radist 28 March 2014 16: 13
        +2
        Quote: Alex 241

        Member of Klitschkov’s party “Udar” Irina Gerashchenko

        Oh, you fool, you fool, you fool
        Fool you are damned, there were four you fools
        And here you are the fifth fool.
        Chastooshka folk.
  14. Grbear
    Grbear 28 March 2014 14: 58
    +7
    It is hard to expect that a person stepping on his own egg with one foot will not try to step on the other. fool
  15. Arhj
    Arhj 28 March 2014 14: 58
    +5
    To terminate contracts with the aggressor country, to abandon the bloody gas, bloody investments, bloody Russian loans, etc. Give pacifists from the West their own economy, supply the population with potbelly stoves. And since we are unacceptable to switch to vegetarian food.
    1. demon184
      demon184 28 March 2014 17: 39
      +5
      A Bendero nationalist comes home after the rally, tired and hungry. Looks, the elevator in the entrance works. He runs into the apartment, and there the wife cooks food on the gas, he is already sick, goes into the bath, and there is hot water. Sliding along the wall, whispers: - That's it, the invaders are back again!
  16. avovsm.ru
    avovsm.ru 28 March 2014 15: 00
    +5
    Insanity grows exponentially.
    1. iConst
      iConst 28 March 2014 16: 34
      +1
      Quote: avovsm.ru
      Insanity grows exponentially.

      That, not - just there is a competition "who will show off more patriotic."

      Just like on entom forum ...
  17. ochakow703
    ochakow703 28 March 2014 15: 03
    +3
    What time! And where will they take all this stuff? Really to Germany? And if you look into the details, then most of the enterprises in this sphere are tied to Russia only in the production of components, components and assemblies. Little is produced and delivered entirely. That's where they will sell helicopter engines?
  18. sluganska
    sluganska 28 March 2014 15: 07
    +6
    driving past the exchanger and gas station every morning, I remember with a smile "our" headlines a week ago
    -Russian economy collapses :-)
    the ruble collapsed :-)
    today $ -12gri ai92-12.65, three months ago $ -8gr ai92-10,50
  19. upasika1918
    upasika1918 28 March 2014 15: 07
    +14
    Guess on the first try who is here.
    1. Fitter65
      Fitter65 28 March 2014 17: 56
      +1
      Quote: upasika1918
      Guess on the first try who is here.

      It’s going like GDP, but for some reason it’s not shaved (I can’t leave the glasses in the car). Carrots are similar to the EU promises (but more like the orange revolution in color and in silhouette). And the donkey looks very much like a donkey. ..Yes, such a question, why doesn’t the donkey ride, is it a purebred not m.
  20. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time 28 March 2014 15: 08
    +2
    Yeah, their transport there is nuclear-borne, it has suffered so it has incurred.
    1. demon184
      demon184 28 March 2014 17: 41
      +1
      The Afghan drug trafficking campaign to Ukraine was completely redirected to a campaign
      1. Vasyan1971
        Vasyan1971 28 March 2014 20: 38
        0
        On-site hemp will be cultivated
  21. dmitrich
    dmitrich 28 March 2014 15: 09
    +2
    [quote] In general, sometimes it seems to me that Mr. Sobolev is an alien.
  22. mamont5
    mamont5 28 March 2014 15: 21
    +5
    I’m not surprised at anything. These people have a complete separation from reality. Loss of orientation in space. They seriously imagined that the whole world revolves around Ukraine.
  23. maximus235
    maximus235 28 March 2014 15: 22
    +6
    It seems that Herr Klitschko personally selects candidates for his party, and whoever has the brains left, fights off, so as not to embarrass him with his mind.
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 28 March 2014 15: 37
      +11
      Quote: maximus235
      Herr Klitschko seems to personally select candidates
  24. mamont5
    mamont5 28 March 2014 15: 37
    +14
    About the Big Eight
    - Vova! Do not forget the good rule - "When leaving, turn off the light and turn off the gas!"
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  26. Signaller
    Signaller 28 March 2014 15: 44
    +7
    Yes Yes.
    I sit, brothers, somehow with an African,
    And he, imagine, and says to me:
    "It's cold to swim in Russia,
    And that's why it's an unsightly view. "

    But, I say, we make rockets
    And they blocked the Yenisei,
    And also in the field of ballet
    We are ahead, I say, of the entire planet.
    Well, something like this turns out
    1. Vasyan1971
      Vasyan1971 28 March 2014 20: 42
      +1
      An African comes back after studying in Russia and tells: they have two winters there. Green can still be tolerated, but white is a nightmare!
  27. Orc-xnumx
    Orc-xnumx 28 March 2014 15: 46
    0
    Shaw is not winter, then I'll bite!
  28. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 28 March 2014 15: 49
    +2
    Donkey on a donkey, on a fool. Just sick people. I propose, through the Ministry of Emergency Situations, to organize the departure of psychiatrists of the Russian Federation to Ukraine with the involvement of military personnel of the Pskov division.
  29. kvnvolga2008
    kvnvolga2008 28 March 2014 15: 54
    +3
    Gerashchenko as well as Klitschko’s brains are beaten out ... With a head against the wall, she beat or fell asleep in the Rada and fell out of the chair?
  30. sseerr
    sseerr 28 March 2014 16: 00
    +4
    Quote: 120352
    to blame, as always, you yourself know who. Yes Yes! We are with you! M.O.S.K.A.L. and ...

    And for Ukrainians just do Muscovites to blame:
    A Ukrainian nationalist comes home, well, out of habit, a bam switch! And his light came on! He became frenzied, and by running to the bathroom he opens the faucet and the water runs out of it, both hot and cold! Well, he walks in shock to the kitchen and there his wife on gas (!!!) from natural meat cutlets in Kiev fries.
    The nationalist creeps down the wall and says:
    -Well, it’s n ... d, the Muscovites, the invaders are back!
  31. maiman
    maiman 28 March 2014 16: 04
    +2
    Now the distribution of Gay passports is coming, for residents of Ukraine, here the fun begins.
  32. delfinN
    delfinN 28 March 2014 16: 09
    +12
    Forward and with the song
  33. olviko
    olviko 28 March 2014 16: 15
    +11
    "judging by the logic of events, Ukraine with such leaders still has to take a few tiny steps and boldly step into the abyss."
  34. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 28 March 2014 16: 19
    +19
    It’s necessary for the zarobitans to get hold of something, it’s okay, order will be soon :)
    1. alex47russ
      alex47russ 28 March 2014 16: 36
      +2
      laughing lol laughing THIS IS AN INTERESTING CARICATURE !!!
    2. demoniac1666
      demoniac1666 28 March 2014 18: 23
      +1
      Aunt ASYa "arrived" lol
  35. fly fishing
    fly fishing 28 March 2014 16: 31
    +3
    Quote: Kurkul
    turned on the TV this morning, and there neither RTR, nor NTV, nor the First (although I watched them yesterday)

    At first, the Russian channels were turned off and, as a fact, they turned off their channels in a month.
    Funding will end. There is no money in the budget and no future is expected.
  36. ispaniard
    ispaniard 28 March 2014 16: 32
    +7
    Everything that is happening now in Ukraine will recall this picture ...
  37. alex47russ
    alex47russ 28 March 2014 16: 34
    +1
    THERE IS SUCH AN EPIDEMIC, A FULL CLIMAX OF THE BRAIN !!!!!!! THIS HOW MUCH MUSHROOMS ARE NECESSARY TO EAT, SNAP OUT THE COX AND MOUNT THE HERBS TO SO FIRST!
  38. alex47russ
    alex47russ 28 March 2014 16: 35
    +1
    NOT MORE THAN THIS FAT WAS NOT FRESH !!!
    1. demon184
      demon184 28 March 2014 17: 45
      0
      Nefig was fat in Poland and Germany to buy, drugs mixed them logs.
  39. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time 28 March 2014 16: 54
    +4
    The near future ...
  40. morpogr
    morpogr 28 March 2014 16: 59
    +2
    The farther the greater the sick excitement develops in maydaunas. However, the disease progresses.
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  42. Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 28 March 2014 17: 35
    +9
    Somehow like this...
  43. konvalval
    konvalval 28 March 2014 17: 37
    +2
    But my mother warned: "Son, put a hat on your x ..., otherwise you will freeze your ears"
  44. dima 7
    dima 7 28 March 2014 17: 38
    +1
    ohhh they even produce something
  45. individual
    individual 28 March 2014 17: 43
    +2
    On earth, international sanctions, and in space, peace and quiet.
    The Soyuz TMA-12M manned spacecraft with an international crew on board today at 03:58 Moscow time docked to the International Space Station in automatic mode.
    The new ISS crew is A. Skvortsov, O. Artemyev and American astronaut S. Swanson aboard the ISS.
    The new arrivals were warmly greeted by the Russian Mikhail Tyurin, who was at the station, the Japanese Koichi Wakata and the American Rick Mastrakkio.
    Guys let's be friends!
  46. Fitter65
    Fitter65 28 March 2014 18: 02
    +1
    Bank "RUSSIA" switched to paying for all transactions only in rubles !!!! I just heard on Vesti 24.
  47. santush
    santush 28 March 2014 18: 15
    +1
    Southeast for the vehicle !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  48. crambol
    crambol 28 March 2014 20: 29
    +1
    to spite mom frostbite ears


    To spite his wife amputate ya!
  49. voliador
    voliador 28 March 2014 22: 57
    0
    According to Sobolev, reorientation should be provided to the markets of Asia, Africa and South America.

    We’ve got rid of armored personnel carriers for Iraq - now not every country will take your products for nothing, much less for money.