As the American intelligence Crimea blinked

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The other day, the Wall Street Journal talked about how the American special forces miscalculated the “invasion” of the Russians in Crimea. In a material dated 24 in March, journalists Adam Entous, Julian E. Barnes and Siobhan Gorman share with the reading public their thoughts on how the Kremlin managed to fool not only intelligence analysts, but also military satellites that monitored the Crimea. The authors conclude that the Russians probably learned to circumvent the western wiretapping.

The US military satellites spied on the accumulating Russian troops within the reach of the Crimea last month, write correspondents. But intelligence analysts were surprised by the events that followed: after all, they had not intercepted any messages that Russian leaders and military would exchange on the threshold of an “invasion”. As a result, representatives of the American intelligence came to a disappointing conclusion: Russian specialists may have advanced in technology and hid from the American wiretapping.

Now, to mend the information breach, special services and the US military are rushing to expand satellite coverage. Their goal is to intercept messages throughout the territory of Russia, Ukraine and the Baltic countries. US officials want to intercept everything that concerns the "intentions of Russian President Vladimir Putin." They want to know about Putin’s decisions even before he takes action.

The Obama administration is "very nervous," said an unnamed person close to the subject of discussion.

Curiously, some senior intelligence officials told Barack Obama three days before the “Crimean operation” that Russia could take the peninsula so quickly that Washington would know about it only when everything was behind.

The article reports some more details.

It turns out that expanding surveillance by increasing satellite coverage of Russia and Ukraine to the West is hampered by limited resources. The military cannot divert too many resources from Afghanistan, North Korea, Iran and other hot spots.

February 26 at a briefing for Obama and other politicians James Klapper, director of the National Intelligence of the United States, and with him other intelligence leaders, highlighted the Crimea on the agenda, journalists write. According to their estimates, the Russian military is most likely preparing for an operation in the Crimea. True, US intelligence agencies did not have supporting evidence. Few intercepted reports of V. Putin and other Russian officials gave nothing.

As a result, it is still not clear to the Americans: whether the Russian leaders deliberately avoided the topic of “invasion”, or simply found a way to do this unnoticed by the United States. Another version: Mr. Putin decided to “seize the Crimea” at the last minute and did not tell almost anyone about it, except for those responsible for the operation. However, some officials from the United States and the United Kingdom believe that the plan to seize Russia was prepared in advance.

Western intelligence officers unanimously say that they underestimated the quality of the Russian forces inside the Crimea. An intelligence official says that the United States had "certain information that Russia is using its armed forces to take control of the peninsula" on the night of February 27. However, this particular anonymous did not say anything concrete.

Later, on February 28, Mr. Obama issued a public warning addressed to Mr. Putin concerning the violation of the sovereignty of Ukraine. By that time, however, the Crimean peninsula was already under Russian military control. This Obama reported later ...

Pentagon officials made urgent calls to their Russian colleagues. Journalists are not surprised that the Russian military said almost nothing, and some even said they were “surprised.”

“It was a classic disguise,” said a senior American official.

So, the intelligence officers and the military agreed that Moscow used sophisticated tactics and outwitted simpleton Americans, who, apparently, were accustomed to their satellites, wiretapping of the NSA and drones so much so that the Pentagon heads completely lost the habit of thinking. Eavesdrop, of course, easier!

On this subject, and reasoning ordinary Americans, expressed in numerous comments on the article.

For example, John gault writes: “Not surprised. Obama is too busy spying on his political opponents to worry about the Russians. ” Robert Reed believes that America needs "real spies" who would live and work in foreign countries. “No amount of electronics can replace people in this game,” he says. Russians have thousands of agents abroad, and we have about 100, the commentator writes further. "We put all the eggs in one very fragile basket of the NSA, and everyone nowadays knows how to take advantage of this weakness." Liz greenwood writes with mockery: “You men, spying on Gmail, in order to see your grandmother’s accounts, have you forgotten about spying for Russia? What a pity that you overlooked the invasion in Ukraine! ” Jack Ritchie believes: "Everyone should understand that the problem is that the NSA is spending its efforts and huge resources on spying for US citizens, and not doing the work for which it was intended."

To this it remains to add that if American citizens understand the essence of the problems of intelligence and the White House, Obama, the Pentagon and Klapper, apparently, think in a different direction. Assumptions about even more powerful programs of wiretapping and observation, about even more spy satellites are no more than an extensive way of doing the same work, which the US special agencies obviously do not cope with. Or maybe this excuse for a purely American "cut" the federal budget? .. In this case, the NSA can be advised to develop a special program for reading V.V. Putin's thoughts at a distance.

Well, in the meantime, congressmen and corporations are once again sawing billions, Russians may find themselves in Alaska. “Last minute”, yes, Mr. Obama?

Observed and translated by Oleg Chuvakin
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    1. vlad0
      +50
      27 March 2014 08: 29
      And yet it is not in vain that in our army there is a struggle using cell phones and the Internet at the workplace! The result is obvious.
      1. BYV
        +23
        27 March 2014 08: 48
        All is correct. How to crack a sealed safe with a computer?
        1. +63
          27 March 2014 09: 10
          Vladimir Vladimirovich, God grant you health!
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            1. rodevaan
              +16
              27 March 2014 12: 47
              - In the know of this. By the way, due to the many idioms in the Russian language, and the huge number of interpretations of meanings, pin is very difficult to figure out ....
              1. +12
                27 March 2014 15: 35
                The scouts and the military agreed that Moscow used sophisticated tactics and outwitted the simple-minded Americans, apparently used to their companions and NSA wiretap so that the Pentagon’s heads were completely unaccustomed to think.

                Do not stop thinking, but do not know how. The method of testing knowledge makes itself felt. Soon, such a fate awaits us because of the USE.
      2. +24
        27 March 2014 09: 03
        Extremely violent invasion, no free choice of Crimeans. Everyone voted at gunpoint AK-47, all in turn, Russian troops (no, better fighting bears) took hostages relatives of those who voted. But they themselves did not see either bears or military men. There is absolutely no evidence. The US and the EU are so overwhelmed with fear that it’s easier to admit that they missed the seizure of Crimea by Russia than to recognize the will of the people. After all, everyone knows that people love when they are ruled by the Nazis, fascists, ordinary bandits.

        Like it or not, they have once again exposed themselves to ridicule. If they continue to follow the rhetoric of the capture of Crimea, then intelligence, diplomacy, and influence in general, the US and the EU is melting before our eyes, like spring snow. Well, if they admit that in Crimea the people themselves determined their fate, then again all their rhetoric about democracy and dem. values ​​shake. So they made a choice. Because it’s easier to admit that your intelligence is not doing as well as you would like than your Worldview and World Order are chaos, devastation, crises of all kinds and forms.
        1. +3
          27 March 2014 10: 55
          Yes, at the same time you can ask for money from the budget to strengthen intelligence
        2. Maxim90
          +1
          27 March 2014 15: 35
          There was no capture. Already 100 times said
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      4. +29
        27 March 2014 09: 08
        Quote: vlad0
        The result is obvious.
      5. Yashka Gorobets
        +16
        27 March 2014 09: 33
        The cool American scouts do not consider simple telephones for communication means, only mobile phones and the Internet. Well, and mail is generally a fantasy bully
        1. 0
          28 March 2014 06: 41
          Russians retained feldsvyaz ..
      6. mnbv199
        +22
        27 March 2014 11: 54
        Americans - Dumb !!!
        They did not understand that the Russians did not have a plan!
        All this operation in the Crimea is a complete improvisation.

        Although, ... they hinted a little ..
        1. +6
          27 March 2014 15: 16
          Yeah. The Russians, with their improvisation, will bring anyone to the handle. feel
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          2. +8
            27 March 2014 16: 48
            Yes, we are, we even brought Hitler to suicide ...
        2. +2
          27 March 2014 18: 32
          To any clever move by the Americans, the Russians will respond with such "stupidity" that the Americans cannot understand, and what the Russians want to do? lol laughing wassat
        3. 0
          28 March 2014 06: 42
          judging by the Ernst award, Putin appreciated ...
      7. +4
        27 March 2014 12: 10
        Quote: vlad0
        And yet it is not in vain that in our army there is a struggle using cell phones and the Internet at the workplace! The result is obvious.

        There is always a good corkscrew on a curious ass
      8. +6
        27 March 2014 16: 57
        I have been serving in the army for 10 years. What kind of fight? I’ll explain this with nothing, there was simply an order to keep our mouth shut and maintain a secrecy regime.
        1. 0
          28 March 2014 06: 43
          and the special agent more often on the horizon became visible?
      9. +6
        27 March 2014 21: 11
        Thanks to our great-grandfathers, that so far, in the old fashioned way, all tasks and introductory messages are transmitted by the messenger with the package (Sov. Sec.).
      10. +3
        27 March 2014 23: 47
        Yes, the transition to paper is more relevant than ever.
      11. +1
        28 March 2014 07: 16
        This is an extremely controversial issue. Let's say a misfortune happened in my family. And what, I don’t even know about it? Another question is that there is no need to chat on the web and over the phone about what you do in the service. Moreover, both during working hours, in free time. Tons
    2. +12
      27 March 2014 08: 31
      So their intelligence will soon blink Alaska !!! feel hi
      1. +5
        27 March 2014 09: 33
        It is necessary to organize ameromaidan rather
      2. +5
        27 March 2014 11: 05
        We missed Ukraine and now it’s still our fault that Crimea was returned. It is necessary to return all Ukraine and put in place these hypocrites, they occupied Ukraine and we are guilty that Crimea was not allowed to occupy
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        2. +4
          27 March 2014 13: 10
          recalled a joke from the 90s from Odessa gentlemen:
          "
          Leonid Kravchuk secretly met with Margaret Thatcher ..
          and so secretly that even Margaret herself had no idea ...
          "
          wassat
          1. +1
            27 March 2014 18: 35
            Thatcher must be in the bedroom, on the bed, under the covers. belay laughing
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        4. +8
          27 March 2014 14: 03
          Why do we need all of Ukraine then? Can you imagine how big this hole is in the country's budget? Now Russia simply does not have purely material opportunities for Ukraine’s accession.
          Just think about restoring the Crimean infrastructure, paying pensions (what does it mean not castrated Ukrainians, but full-fledged Russians) and other things, in 2014 alone, about 240 billion rubles are poured out of the budget. And Crimea is only 5% of the former Ukraine.
          Are you personally ready to pay for joining all of Ukraine? I personally do not.
          The law of physics, if somewhere has arrived, then somewhere has disappeared. Money for joining, or rather, for restoration, all of Ukraine where will they get it? Correctly with his people, there is nowhere to take them elsewhere. And this means that everyone here will live much worse. So well, him .. such a fuss as all of Ukraine. Let's be realistic. In fact, we don’t need all of it, Crimea was needed — yes, and the rest of Ukraine is absolutely not needed.
          And if we ignore the economic component, let's think differently.
          Do you want to have a region in your country, and even such a huge one, where the entire western part of it hates you? Just imagine how much effort you need to regularly maintain order there. And the industry that lies there in ruins? It’s so hard for us to recover, but in Ukraine the collapse is many times more, and so on and so forth. Krajina is a region of parasites, in Russia, with 40 million people. After all, they will have to pay Russian pensions and Russian salaries, and we’ll just go broke on this alone.
          If Russia includes Ukraine, it will lose much more than it will gain.
          So let's argue sensibly, Crimea is a strategically important land and they are vital to us! Our people are 80% there, this is also not an unimportant factor! We need the rest of Ukraine as a dog’s fifth leg. You will see, now Europe and the states will be tormented with Ukraine and they themselves will come running to us to woo it. Just hope the GDP is not like that and it won’t buy it. Let them mess with Ukraine smile
          1. filimon83
            +13
            27 March 2014 15: 04
            no one will join Ukraine, but only the South-East and even then you are not economically difficult right. But it’s better to do it faster until the industry has completely collapsed and black soil by the way, mainly in the South-East.
            1. +8
              27 March 2014 16: 59
              Ok, if not now, then when? You contradict yourself do not speak now and then you need to speak quickly. So when is it all the same?
              I got slammed a couple of them for my post above the minuses, I'm trying to understand how I could offend people like that?
              Once again, I'm a quilted jacket! But at the same time I can count, the work is like that. So, with all my cottoniness and cheers on patriotism, I understand that I’d better live as I live now, by the way my family, in that Russia with the Crimea returning to their homeland. What will I live in Russia where 15 - 000 million people from the newly joined Ukraine hate me like any other Russian and at the same time I have to feed them. I know that in Ukraine it’s not 000, but 20 million people, but I don’t think that everyone will not see us, for this reason he simply quoted these figures. So back to my rams, besides hatred and feeding, the main thing is that as a result, I personally will just not receive the money that Russia will be forced to give to restore Ukraine. And not only that, ok here is a living example - I have a son, a schoolboy, this year he is finishing school, he will act. We really count on the budget, there is no extra money. So that you have in mind For this year's graduates from Crimea min. arr. Russia allocated 000 bureaucratic places in Russian universities. In this case, the Crimeans will not pass the exam. The education system was Ukrainian. Well, everything is clear. It only says that our children who have been studying in Russia all these years will receive less than 000 budget places in universities. I agree with Crimea - it was, is and will be Russia. However, I stress Crimea - 20 percent of the population of the former Ukraine. The question is how many budget places will be allocated to all of Ukraine? This I described a specific problem affecting my family, I can give other examples ...
              Yes, I don’t see it.
              In general, the accession of all Ukraine brings great problems for Great Russia: political, ethnographic, financial, problems of maintaining order, problems for the development of classical regions of Russia and so on and so forth.
              And do not care at least get out of hand.
              And if anyone wants to go to Russia, no one bothers to just move to Russia, the benefit is now the issue of passports. Get over and work and raise Russia. All Ukraine is not needed in Russia, is not needed.
              And here you need to be guided by common sense, I, too, for the Empire! But so far we are too weak for this economically. Although the spirit is ready.
              There is an option not to join, but to colonize Ukraine, this is more pleasant for us, but this is another song. I don’t think so far we are ready to discuss it. laughing
              1. filimon83
                +3
                27 March 2014 17: 47
                it’s contradictory because I don’t have any idea how events will develop further. Yes, and who told you that everything needs to be attached. As long as it’s only the South-East, and as soon as there is a generational change, and in 23 years it has already been possible to create Nazi-right-winged cutters and 23 more there will be rockets under Kharkov .... American. good luck to your son, but God forbid, you don’t need to forget about grandchildren. By the way, Kharkiv is a student city and a shortage of universities, although the budget is small and we must bow to our government for this.
                1. +2
                  27 March 2014 21: 30
                  Well, we’ll attach only the Southeast. So this is Russia. Amer missiles will be in Lviv, that is, all the same, close to the border with Russia. I consider the principle that I should be far away from Moscow flawed. Therefore, this approach, it is a dead end. Something else is necessary. And they won’t give it to Russia. If they still swallow the annexation of Crimea, then the floor of Ukraine is unlikely. Choking on saliva. You have to really look.
                  1. 0
                    27 March 2014 23: 08
                    Quote: man in the street
                    . And they won’t give it to Russia. If they still swallow the annexation of Crimea, then the floor of Ukraine is unlikely. Choking on saliva. You have to really look.

                    If you look realistically, the situation in Ukraine is such that Russia may simply be belittled by the introduction of peacekeepers ...
                  2. 0
                    28 March 2014 00: 37
                    Yes, they want a pancake for us to put Ukraine on the neck of the cause, I described in my post above ...
                2. +2
                  28 March 2014 00: 33
                  Thank you very much for your wish.
                  But let's argue from this position. It is good to unite in countries with less stable economies. But if both countries (well, why should it be sinful, because it is so far) with a weak economy, one of which is yes, now feels better and will be stronger and stronger in the future. And at this very moment of growth, it unites with a country where the economy simply does not exist as such. The outcome is simple - both will collapse!
                  By the way, no one wondered why the p.i.d.o.s.s. did not impose real sanctions? As if showing - Russia continue to act, we say they are not ready for anything serious. It may well be precisely because we entered Ukraine and took on the collapsed torn Ukraine with its complete absence of economy. By doing so, they stupidly push back the rebuilding of Russia for many, many, many years and hang up a bunch of problems about which I wrote above. I do not claim that this is so, but agree that everything can be ...
                  Just don’t think that I am against unification of fraternal peoples. I’m just FOR! But I for that association that will benefit both of us understand?
                  The best option for Russia is the section of Ukraine along the Dnieper. The formation of Southeast Ukraine in a separate state. And only then, as the South-East, with the support of Russia, will pull up its economy to unite the countries. What can Russia support in the initial period of the South East? And the fact that as much as possible to load the enterprises of the South East with orders. That is, do not give stupidly money, but give orders and your market, without any duties on products from the South East, plus the organization of a joint venture. Restore as many production links and process chains as possible. The economy of the South East will work, life will improve and the region will become strong and self-sufficient, and then two strong countries will unite and everyone will be fine.
                  Alas, this is, in my opinion, the most promising and most painless option, I believe that they are working on it in the Kremlin. And of course, Russia, if anything helps with the defense, this is not discussed.
                  Something like this...
              2. -1
                28 March 2014 00: 09
                Dear, if you don’t fork out now, then you will not see Ukraine anymore. Now is a unique chance. The USA and the WEST there will restore such order that you spend more money on repeated attempts. Ukraine in the USSR successfully supplemented Russia: Voivod was created in Dnepropetrovsk, Kharkov tank-building was one of the best, and so on. And you can restore order in the Western regions, even now. Money is being spent on Chechnya, and Ukraine agree not Chechnya. Therefore, it is better to fork out now and not repeat mistakes. NO DECAYS OF THE USSR-RUSSIA. And then he does not need Ukraine. POINT.
                bully soldier drinks good
                1. 0
                  28 March 2014 11: 24
                  OK. Ukraine is not Chechnya .. here you are absolutely right. Do you feel sorry for the money spent on Chechnya? To me, yes :) And now, estimate how many people live in Chechnya. According to 2010 data, 1 million 269 thousand people lived there.
                  40 million live in Ukraine! Do you know how to count?
                  Yes, Ukraine must be returned! Definitely necessary, but in order to return Ukraine, you first need to return Russia. Return to Russia status and strength.
                  Damn, do you really think that I'm less interested in your Greatness of my united and returned country? NOT! I think that maybe more later. But by virtue of my position, I am obliged to count and calculate, and therefore I realize that the union of two weak people does not make them stronger, but only weakens them. Understand, now is not the time, not yet the time. We have just begun to revive, give Russia a little time. You will see in 10 years a lot will change. It’s impossible to rush, we are still weak in solish and that’s why we can easily tear ourselves.
                  Yes, there are many industries left in Ukraine, but believe me, many of them are simply no longer realistic to revive and restore, it is easier to rebuild new ones. And those that survived, with our help, will only become stronger. Ukraine will be ours, there is no getting around it. And the point here is not a chance, now you need to have a cold head and not rush to the worst. It’s very tempting now to grab everything at once ... But you really need to evaluate your strengths, well, we won’t raise it yet, you know, we’ll just tear ourselves up ... And History will still give Russia, STRONG RUSSIA a chance to collect all the stones, and even much more. I, too, for the EMPIRE!
                  Well, something like this.
              3. Filon
                +1
                28 March 2014 06: 31
                "+"! A pragmatic-sober-patriotic view of the situation! I support!
                IMHO, the best option is the federalization of Ukraine. Well and further the establishment of commercial and industrial relations with the Southeast, support and moderate investment in the region, assistance to residents in rebuilding the economy. And as they get up from their knees, so let them decide what they want, with whom and where.
            2. +1
              27 March 2014 20: 45
              That would be the best solution. And the people there are all in favor, and there is something to restore the economy with. Oh, I would like to)
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          2. +2
            27 March 2014 23: 53
            Oh well, Ukraine can be a completely self-sufficient state. There is potential. It is necessary to restore order. And the IMF Galicia for debts to give))))
    3. +22
      27 March 2014 08: 35
      Generally strange)))
      Russia was involved in the Olympics, and won the Crimea! bully
      Moreover, the whole world now believes that Russia took the Crimea only because we were tired of paying for our bases ?!
      Excuse me, who should I pay in Ukraine now ?!
      1. +2
        27 March 2014 18: 37
        This is a good gold medal in the form of the Crimea. laughing
    4. serg_russ
      +6
      27 March 2014 08: 39
      So pi ... oh, the Russian always sneaks up unnoticed. Even the song is: - "... you did not wait for us, but we pinned up ..."
      1. +3
        27 March 2014 09: 21
        So pi ... oh, the Russian always sneaks up unnoticed. Even the song is: - "... you did not wait for us, but we pinned up ..."

        But what about ??? Gop-stop ... we came around the corner !!!
    5. Rupor
      +7
      27 March 2014 08: 41
      The principle of "background noise" works well, when masking actions are activated in several places at once. The more volume and plausibility of the background noise, the less noticeable the preparation and execution of the main operation. Brilliant operational work!
      1. SSR
        +4
        27 March 2014 08: 52
        Quote: Rupor
        The principle of "background noise" works well, when masking actions are activated in several places at once. The more volume and plausibility of the background noise, the less noticeable the preparation and execution of the main operation. Brilliant operational work!

        Here, the main factor was that the Americans over 20 years of impunity and world "domination" ........ In general, only now they notice that twenty years of booze have consequences and their body is sick.
        1. 0
          27 March 2014 18: 41
          And the brains atrophied! Obama instead of gyri in the brain, appeared curly gyrus on his head, and even turned gray. belay recourse laughing
          1. 0
            27 March 2014 21: 42
            They say - he even turned pale ...
      2. +2
        27 March 2014 09: 30
        Something like Coperfield tricks rather
    6. +7
      27 March 2014 08: 47
      Well done! Clean work, let's see what happens next.
    7. +8
      27 March 2014 08: 49
      They want to know about Putin’s decisions before he even thinks about it. laughing
    8. +13
      27 March 2014 08: 52
      I recalled the joke about space from this opera:
      Americans: We invented a pen that can write in space in the face of zero gravity!
      Russians: as we wrote with pencils, we will continue to write!

      So that's how we twisted the handles of field phones and we will twist, and there are still ordinaries with reports)))))
      1. +16
        27 March 2014 09: 09
        Quote: region46
        So that's how we twisted the handles of field phones and we will twist

        The main thing is that there is enough wire.
        1. Tihonoff
          -1
          27 March 2014 14: 42
          "Ptahu" (field telephone) can also be used as a means of torture for too inquisitive ears - you screw two bare wires to these very ears and untwist the handle, along the way you can find out all the necessary information from these same ears, but the field switch is still more effective. .. Signalers conscripts after such "exams" say: they even remembered something that they never knew)))
      2. +10
        27 March 2014 09: 36
        So let’s drink for those who have on their buttonholes - the lightning of God and the wings of a firebird)))
      3. poccinin
        +13
        27 March 2014 09: 40
        yes the most reliable way in the army of RUSSIA is "running smska"
    9. +11
      27 March 2014 08: 52
      At the end of each telephone conversation and letter, it is necessary to finish or attribute: "Alaska will be Russian." Or something like that, and if you do it en masse and every day, then they will start a company to not return Alaska to Russia.
    10. k19
      +4
      27 March 2014 08: 53
      Cheaters are bad! They do not know how to play on equal terms. They can only be cunning, bustle ... And they will only get involved in a fight with full confidence in their superiority.
    11. +6
      27 March 2014 08: 55
      To increase the number of US satellite constellations, you need to buy engines for your own launch vehicles from Russia, and then sanctions. True, they did not apply to carrier engines, but what if Russia itself remembers them?
      1. 0
        27 March 2014 10: 52
        Well, why? Better put them engines. But with a bookmark. so that they take satellites out of orbit. And they don’t have a grouping, and we fucked them.
      2. +4
        27 March 2014 10: 59
        Hopefully, we have installed on those engines that went for export, self-destruction systems! And when we disconnect from the power of their GPS station in the Russian Federation ???????
        1. +3
          27 March 2014 12: 39
          these are rocket launchers - the booster ...
          1. +1
            27 March 2014 16: 44
            Quote: Vladimir73
            these are rocket launchers - the booster ...

            Well, let people dream. Cho are you smart. drinks
    12. +1
      27 March 2014 08: 58
      At this point in time, the United States is clearly too tough for the time being, not to mention Russia.
    13. 0
      27 March 2014 09: 01
      And the more someone’s confidence that he controls the situation, the less he really controls it.
    14. +17
      27 March 2014 09: 04
      You can not completely trust the technology. The new is the well-forgotten old. Yes, even if the whole sky is poked with satellites, no one has canceled the human factor.
    15. 0
      27 March 2014 09: 05
      A lot of information is also bad. Not only do they not have time to check and analyze, track everything.
    16. +2
      27 March 2014 09: 06
      Alaska ... I would go there to live. Nice beautiful place, and also once was ours. And where the Russian flag stood, let it not fall. Hmm ... No.
      1. poccinin
        +7
        27 March 2014 09: 45
        YAKUTSK Mayor demands from the United States the island of Spruce which, under the Alaskan treaty, remained in the introduction of the Russian ROC, there are documents in the archives of the United States. And our Holy Fathers keep silent about this.
    17. +6
      27 March 2014 09: 12
      "Pentagon officials made urgent calls to their Russian colleagues. Journalists are not surprised that the Russian military said almost nothing, and some even stated that they were" surprised. "

      Russian colleagues really did not know anything. Colleagues do not need to know anything at all, more chances not to blurt out.
    18. +11
      27 March 2014 09: 14
      Russian experts may have advanced in technology and hid from American wiretapping.
      Nooo, more reliable than a safe with a wax seal ... no virus doesn’t crack .. and paper documents printed on a typewriter ..
      1. +11
        27 March 2014 10: 08
        Quote: parusnik
        typewritten

        Vooooooooooot, and the people were laughing when the website "Goszakupki" read that the FSB was acquiring new pens. laughing
        1. +4
          27 March 2014 11: 03
          bully By the way, who does not know! To work on a computer for official purposes in military units, there should be a specially equipped room. It must be fully shielded. And it’s not so cheap! So it’s easier to buy a typewriter, moreover, a mechanical one, but this is probably not just ..... rarity!
    19. +4
      27 March 2014 09: 16
      The most realistic American intelligence program to date is to come up with a program for reading the thoughts of our Supreme Commander. So, US taxpayers get ready, hard times await you.
    20. +2
      27 March 2014 09: 18
      Against the background of what happened, the Americans will be forced to more closely engage in intelligence. So our guys from counterintelligence will have to work in heavy duty .....
    21. +12
      27 March 2014 09: 23
      With Obama, I myself am surprised to the extreme.
      Although I love the Russian people, although I am proud of our military, I could not have expected such a success.
      And after all, what is especially nice, not a single bastard betrayed ...
      Has the army already got rid of hidden enemies and caught all the spies?

      Shoigu well done, introduce him to the Hero again.
      1. Irtysh
        +3
        27 March 2014 13: 16
        Everything is very simple:
        - Guys, there’s a tanker behind the vodyara fence, just don’t blab, otherwise all the fuel oil will have time to pop out.

        We stand, wait, silent. laughing

        Something like this. Everything ingenious is simple. wink
    22. +6
      27 March 2014 09: 34
      May God grant our Vladimir Vladimirovich good health and long life and rule of the world !!! While he is at the helm, you can sleep peacefully! Glory to our commander in chief !!! fellow
      1. 0
        27 March 2014 09: 41
        Right words! True, who will replace him?
    23. Grenz
      +11
      27 March 2014 09: 38
      American wiretapping is charged with the words: "troop movement", "go to the line", etc. But which of the Russian soldiers gives orders like that. We have it like: "So that tomorrow like x .. stood in the swamp (Sivash) and that none ... will not pass ..." Well, something like this. Try to keep track of the insidious plan here. If in everyday life we ​​have about the same "polite" communication. This is so - to brighten the situation. Will intercede for the poor.
    24. +12
      27 March 2014 09: 39
      Ha ha ha, let's launch another satellite, fluff up the locators, listen to the application to our telegraph - did we rotate your systems with a bunch of letters SPDWR AWMR WRMPS? whatever you like, of course, we need all this and we still need the 21st century, but the crowbar should be like a crowbar, so reliable. )))
      1. +7
        27 March 2014 11: 10
        I think that basically the radio and electronic interception of Americans is aimed at tracking digital signals, they ignore the analog technology as an anochronism!
        So it was with the Mig 25, which was hijacked to Japan. When they saw the radio tubes in the radar unit, they wondered for a long time why the Russians were using them, then they came to a "brilliant" guess, this is because they are not afraid of overheating and do not require a cooling system, but everything was much simpler, we did not produce at that time such powerful transistors. wassat... although radio tubes have a number of advantages.
    25. +1
      27 March 2014 09: 44
      White thought that she became a sagib, and did not notice that she became black and did not become a sagib ...
    26. +4
      27 March 2014 09: 53
      from the Don.
      Well, in the meantime, congressmen and corporations are once again sawing billions, Russians may find themselves in Alaska. “Last minute”, yes, Mr. Obama?
      And let them not forget about California! laughing
      1. +4
        27 March 2014 11: 42
        Russians may be in Alaska
        Like - like that ?! laughing
    27. +12
      27 March 2014 09: 53
      The state courier service of the Russian Federation she rules !!!!
    28. +5
      27 March 2014 10: 03
      As a result, representatives of American intelligence came to a disappointing conclusion: Russian experts may have advanced in technology and hid from American wiretapping.


      Or maybe everything is much simpler?
      It is difficult to listen to radio relay communication stations with a narrow beam.
      If the radio exchange is encrypted and compressed, if the packet is always the same length and the scheduled connection, which everyone has long been accustomed to, how to determine activity?
      And low-power transmitters with coded communication in the Crimea - how to intercept them from Turkey or from an airplane over the sea? How to determine their belonging to Russia and understand the meaning of negotiations? In addition, there is always the possibility of transmitting messages orally / in writing in the silent mode. And finally, the good old TA-57 (field telephone of the 1957 model) has not been canceled (and, it seems, they even modernized) laughing

      IMHO For each sage, quite simple and the Americans outwitted themselves, relying on super-duper technology.
    29. Andrey SPB
      +4
      27 March 2014 10: 11
      In fact, the American special services recognized their weakness in front of Russia !!!
      And the "most advanced" NSA in advanced technologies for Russia is nothing more than a bunch of nerds watching the migration of cranes and the reproduction of butterflies ... lol
    30. +5
      27 March 2014 10: 12
      The Obama administration is “very nervous,” an unnamed man said.
      Relax and have fun laughing
    31. Voenruk
      +5
      27 March 2014 10: 24
      Shoot down US military satellites with the new C 500!
    32. +9
      27 March 2014 10: 25
      Remember "Seventeen Moments of Spring" the words of the German general on the train about the Americans - "These idiots will be let down by their own technique" Ha-ha-ha.
    33. Not angry
      +2
      27 March 2014 10: 55
      Why transfer troops if they are there. So they did not notice. And the order in the package was delivered, read and executed. laughing
    34. ed65b
      +1
      27 March 2014 10: 56
      And besides, pigeon mail and walking SMS. laughing
      1. +15
        27 March 2014 11: 37
        Something like that.
    35. +3
      27 March 2014 10: 57
      Don't be so jubilant. This article shows ordinary officials. In particular, someone from the US special services is trying, in the wake of the general horror that gripped the masses of that country after the Crimea, to knock out a couple more satellites for himself, intimidating the already intimidated American citizens with "elusive Russians" who are "impossible to follow" without these additional satellites.
      1. Irtysh
        0
        27 March 2014 13: 23
        These graters must be supported. Let the grandmother saw further. And we will palm off our offshore to them for tax benefits.
    36. +3
      27 March 2014 11: 02
      All this howl about the fact that Crimea was missed was created only in order to knock out more money for the defense industry from the budget.
    37. +1
      27 March 2014 11: 05
      And the main culprits of this celebration are Soviet teachers who put in the heads of our specialists responsible for this task the ability to think with feeling, sense, and arrangement (naturally, in their school years).
    38. +1
      27 March 2014 11: 23
      And what do you think, Snowden, for just so much time we are sitting out.
      1. 0
        27 March 2014 18: 45
        He will also get citizenship. Yes
    39. +9
      27 March 2014 11: 30
      anb, tsru, fbi ... it feels like only these organizations are really engaged in business ... our services are no worse and cabbage soup isn’t slurping ... so you don’t have to write off everything just because the anb just people and satellites to monitor Russia ... and about all the recent events, I’ll say that this is a very well-designed operation of all the Russian special services, including not only the intelligence network, but also the analysts and the truly bestial sense of the situation with Putin ... do not forget where FSB, FSK and so on ... about gru, I generally keep quiet ... and I'm sure there will still be roofing felts, maybe Spodin Snowden (whose appearance is also not without the participation of OUR special services) put such trump cards into Putin’s hands that this simply cannot be justified by the lack of time for Russia ...
    40. +3
      27 March 2014 11: 36
      And yet all this tendency of Americans to re-freezing systems recalls one well-known story. When they were somewhere in the 70s or something, when they were already thinking about specifically frequent flights of people into space. They spent a thuja heap of millions to develop a pen that will write in zero gravity. - And Ours wrote in pencil !!!
      A) How do you like it? I love this story, it is very symbolic!
    41. ran nearby
      +4
      27 March 2014 11: 43
      Well yes. Five swear words and an uncountable number of variations of these words can convey any message and explain the structure of the most complex equipment to any RUSSIAN recruit. good
      Here at any Yankees tower completely demolished laughing
    42. +3
      27 March 2014 12: 51
      If they overslept "Anadyr" - the operation of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the USSR for the covert delivery and deployment on the island of Cuba in 1962 of army combat units and subunits armed with atomic weapons, then God himself commanded. I should have attracted the Hawkeye Indian.
    43. +2
      27 March 2014 12: 52
      Well, it is clear that they missed because of their p.i.d.s of cell arrogance. But now the enemies will be much more attentive. I hope that Vovan will continue to work as "syncopators", constantly shifting accents. So that my brethren could not adapt to the psi.ch.
    44. 0
      27 March 2014 13: 26
      Quote: Yoon Clob
      To increase the number of US satellite constellations, you need to buy engines for your own launch vehicles from Russia, and then sanctions. True, they did not apply to carrier engines, but what if Russia itself remembers them?

      Fair enough, let them try to launch their shuttle!
    45. 0
      27 March 2014 13: 30
      Not everything is transmitted by airborne droplets. Therefore, electronics can not intercept everything. And the work was done very skillfully and professionally. Bravo!!!
    46. +2
      27 March 2014 13: 49
      Right in the subject ...
      - Dear American friends, fluff up your locators, listen to the free application to our telegraph:
      - The red flaky stump you all on the collar, in a cast-iron design from the Soviet government, so that the gateway does not get dirty and the head does not dangle.
      "72 meters"
    47. hercog
      +1
      27 March 2014 13: 51
      The Yankees are accustomed to the easy way to establish their power wherever they want without unnecessary brain activity - and here to those you - the Russians bypassed them without undue stress - YOUNG, but you should not stop there and you need to develop success
    48. sanchez
      +7
      27 March 2014 14: 24
      The most accurate, in my opinion, a parody!



    49. Stasi
      0
      27 March 2014 14: 30
      I am proud of our special services! Finally, after the dashing 90s, our special services began to win back points from the Yankees and the West. The Americans are too used to relying on technology, our intelligence has always relied on agents and analysts. You can remember the meaning of the words "espionage" and "intelligence". Intelligence, in English "intelligence" means intelligence, thinking. And espionage means surveillance. There is only one conclusion: our special services have grown wiser and made the appropriate conclusions after the collapse of the USSR and the dashing 90s of Russia. As they say, a defeated army will learn a lot.
      1. 0
        27 March 2014 21: 52
        Probably, not everything has blossomed so magnificently in our garden, as you describe, but "certain successes" are present.
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    50. filimon83
      +5
      27 March 2014 14: 38
      Actually, Aksenov, Konstantinov and Respect for Berkut worked incredibly quickly. The troops began to enter when the Crimeans reared up. It's a pity that Russia will not economically pull the entire South-East yet. Well, nothing is still ahead, by the way, in the place of the Russian government, I would have awarded Yaytsenyukh, Bull, Boxer and Obama 5 billion that he spent in vain let him amuse himself
      1. +1
        27 March 2014 23: 13
        The first to award Chaly from Sevastopol. It all started with him. It was he who first took responsibility for people and actions.
        To Chalom, exceptionally, the Highest Award of the Motherland - Hero of the Soviet Union!
    51. 0
      27 March 2014 15: 48
      I read all the guys’ comments and thought, your words and God’s ears are about our special services, but against this background we haven’t heard about the results of the work on the explosions in Volgograd, all the villains were caught, huh?
    52. 0
      27 March 2014 16: 23
      Everything has a head, the brains that are located in that same head, and so, our brains work from the creator, and theirs are entirely androids. I will be glad if they stop reproducing, they have produced plenty of faloimitators, ananite....
    53. Nyx
      Nyx
      0
      27 March 2014 17: 11
      You shouldn’t be so, all about ovens and pigeon mail. Back in the days of the Soviet Union, electronic warfare was at its best (and everything connected with it), and has not gone away since then.
    54. +1
      27 March 2014 17: 17
      Aunt Yulya am

      Yu. Tymoshenko plans to equip the army to return Crimea

      KYIV. March 27. UNN. The leader of Batkivshchyna, Yulia Tymoshenko, asks to be elected president so that she can return Crimea to Ukraine. She stated this at a press conference in Kyiv, an UNN correspondent reports.
      “I will be able to create such a powerful defense system, make such a modern and effective army, take all the necessary steps together with specialists to equip the army with modern weapons, and I am confident that I will be able to protect Ukraine from aggression and have every hope for the return of Crimea occupied by Russia.” , - she said.
    55. +1
      27 March 2014 17: 35
      Jokes aside, Alaska, in the event of the collapse of the United States into separate states-states (and this cannot be ruled out), may join Russia, but this is all more in the realm of fantasy, although... why not dream?))
      1. 0
        27 March 2014 17: 40
        Who else in December would have thought that Crimea would return home? I am sure that no one, perhaps in their dreams, only thought about this. So it turns out in our case that it’s not harmful to dream wink
        Alaska is the original territory of Russia!
    56. Vlad1408
      0
      27 March 2014 17: 42
      By controlling the whole world, which is what the US NSA does, you can drown in the information being captured and lose your bearings, if any, for what exactly this wiretapping and surveillance network was created and what the CIA agents were doing, although we should not forget that for every action, there is always a reaction.
    57. 0
      27 March 2014 18: 12
      THE GOOD AMERICANS DIDN’T BLOCK, BUT WERE JUST ALREADY PACKING THEIR SUITCASES FOR MOVING TO THE CRIMEA!!! HAS BENDER’S PROMISE FAILED??? HAVE THE MONEY ALREADY BEEN SETTLED AND DIVIDED???
    58. bikoleg
      0
      27 March 2014 18: 56
      They missed it, it’s just that the residents of Crimea really wanted to live! Freedom or death is not a slogan, it’s a harsh reality. And if we weren’t one people, would the Ukrainian army really allow itself to be “swaddled” like that?! This is what Americans just can’t understand!
    59. +3
      27 March 2014 19: 01
      Do you know why the United States does not have human intelligence as we understand it? There are traitors in conquered countries, there are agents of influence, there is mega eavesdropping... but there are no James Bonds! There are books about them (I highly recommend reading Fleming. Don’t watch wild films, but read books. Forgive him for the obviously grotesque scenes and think, think), there are films... there are no agents of this level.
      But nothing complicated. An agent of that level to obtain information about the intentions of our president is the highest professional. What does it mean? "A specialist is like gumboil - its completeness is one-sided." It doesn't work. To work in this business, you need a generalist who has reached heights in most parameters of human development. The most powerful brain, enormous skills... So what? Here's what.
      It is impossible to develop all this in a person so that he... remains faithful to the policies and practices of the United States. To meekly continue to contribute to tearing out the guts from the belly of the world to fill the wallets of the banksters. For the epidemic of total obesity. To destroy the minds of conquered countries and replace brains with calculators. Do you understand?
      A truly developed person with a real, great mind must be a completely beaten sociopath in order to work for all this. Even American directors and screenwriters didn’t really understand it, but rather felt it. After all, you have seen this in many films. And this is reality. This is what protects us, this is what protects our Putin. The truth protects us. "What is the strength in, brother?" Yes. the way it is.
    60. July
      0
      27 March 2014 19: 27
      By that time, however, the Crimean peninsula was already under Russian military control. - This reminds me of the story of how Don Pedro bet with Don Juan that he would fuck his wife, at night, when the wind howled terribly, Don Juan grabbed his wife’s ass even more tightly, but it was already Don Pedro’s ass...
    61. 0
      27 March 2014 21: 49
      From the mass of discussions it follows that here are Correspondence Courses to Improve the Qualifications of Agent Intelligence?
    62. 0
      27 March 2014 22: 18
      Anecdote about Americans:

      -A crow flies, hits a telegraph pole, and falls.
      “I woke up and said: “It’s good that I have no brains, otherwise I would have had a concussion!”
    63. 0
      27 March 2014 22: 56
      The joke has already been launched: Alaska in Russian is Ice Cream.
    64. 0
      28 March 2014 10: 00
      What else was there to blink? The Russian army was already there legally. The author of the article apparently forgot about the existence of the Black Sea Fleet in Sevastopol
    65. 0
      28 March 2014 19: 44
      There is a very significant plus in all these Ovish exercises to clarify the situation in Crimea. Which is that from the embassy on the phone, most likely a mobile phone, they called all their agents in Crimea, the military and the Tatars. Which means it would be worth getting information on these calls.

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