Throughout the past week, every day, the participants and contemplators of our social and political activities grew the feeling that psychiatry was the most important for us from all branches of medicine. I am not even talking about reading the mental improvisations of Brigints, Lyashko and Shkiryak, who are firmly occupying the niche of the city holy fools. We are talking about the targeted actions of the new government, the initiatives of lawmakers deputies, the new raiding and banditry of the radicals, as well as the performances of the fighters against corruption for lustration.
Last week, bills appeared on the Verkhovna Rada website, forcing persistently flipping through a textbook on psychiatry and Orwell’s works. The government plans to punish the collaborationism in the Crimea, not giving a hard and clear definition of a crime, under which you can incriminate anything; for separatism, for which, if you wish, you can arrest anyone - moreover, even preemptively, on suspicion of non-patriotic reasoning, that is, for thoughts and words.
The power that screamed all the years of Yanukovich’s reign that freedom of speech is the main European value, and its grant supporters (they are not collaborators, no?) Made lists of the enemies of this very freedom and daily wrote about it. Now all these so-called civic activists are deafly silent, not saying a single critical word about bills relevant to dictatorial regimes like North Korea, but not having analogs in the desired democratic Europe.
Last week, the new Minister of Culture gave his vote. Previously, he conferred for days on the Maidan, but he vykonferiroval himself a high government post, but all the creatives were not. The responsible government official mysteriously calmed down after his appointment. And the longer he was silent, the stronger the conviction that this was not for nothing, and soon we would see something epochal. Last week, the rebellious patriots, still in masks, with bats and machine guns, almost destroyed the 3 museum in the center of Kiev to zero, defeated the “Spiritual Heritage” foundation, but the Minister of Culture-Culture left these ordinary events, like the fire in The house of the architect, without comment, and now, finally, it became clear why.
Mischief was busy. He persistently worked on the most urgent bill, which, when adopted, would instantly strengthen the positions of our European country in the humanitarian field of Europe and the world, which are already fascinated by our cultural advancement around the planet.
Ukraine, according to the idea of the entertainer, should review the list of holidays in order to finally shake off the ashes of the Soviet heritage. So, March 8 and May 1 will cease to be a weekend, as well as May 9 - “the holiday of the victory of the Bolshevik invaders”. We will celebrate the end of World War II in Europe on 8 May, but not on Victory Day, but on the memorial Day of the victims of the Soviet occupation. From the new - the day of the heavenly hundreds, the day of the Ukrainian army in the summer and June 30 - Day of the restoration of Ukrainian statehood in honor of the proclamation of the Ukrainian state Stepan Bandera in Lviv in 1941 year.
Stepan Andreevich slightly summed up the adepts, born on January 1. In principle, the New Year could be postponed to another date, and January 1 did celebrate the conductor’s birthday, but the awareness of the broad masses still leaves much to be desired, so an important decision was postponed until better times.
Among the bills, one is more beautiful than the other, there is a plan for the transition to the Latin alphabet that has been discussed for years, but now it has also been surpassed. To become even closer to Europe, it is supposed to change the dates of church holidays, marking them according to the Gregorian calendar.
However, we have already become closer to Europe. 21 in March, Prime Minister Arseny signed the political part of the Association Agreement with the EU, but the signed was so insignificant in meaning and content that even the victor could not properly perform the triumph.
Moreover, EU officials considered it necessary to emphasize in public comments that they are not talking about integration, and they got their usual barrel organ about a long journey, a joint journey, theoretical solidarity and a political compass.
Yatsenyuk, however, is sure that the signed is still great, because it opens European markets for Ukraine, since the duties on Ukrainian goods will be temporarily reduced from June to November.
For those goods that the EU itself will determine - of course, within the framework of the designated quotas.
Europeans recognize our new power and, as they say, put a shoulder to it. We are talking about the same Europeans who harshly criticized the Yanukovych regime for authoritarianism, harassment of journalists and violations in the sphere of freedom of speech, for selective justice, and today, therefore, they believe that the new leaders of the country compare favorably with the second in line with these European standards. spheres.
Apparently, our benevolent curators are not embarrassed by such a trifle as rampant banditry in a country whose power is not able to restore elementary order in the streets and is offended that some citizens squint with an eye towards their neighbors. The desire of people to live in safety, in mutual respect and not to be afraid for their loved ones is now fashionable to call separatism and draw up various bills providing for full-fledged criminal penalties for “separatism”.
Meanwhile, the freestyle walks widely. In this case, the vertical, as nowhere else, is built from top to bottom. People's deputies break into the television company, take by the head of its head, with friendly poking and kicking, urging him, Moskalyuga and vrazhin, to write an application for exit. Ten minutes later, Moskalyuga and Vrazhin, with difficulty moving their lips broken to a state of fluffy purée and shining a huge bump in the forehead, convinces the curious about the camera that there was no skirmish, but there was only a constructive dialogue of educated people. The clap is right, of course, after all, god protects you.
The anti-corruption ombudsman, a state official, thus, an official, Tatyana Chernovol, who received the position “for energy and perseverance”, organizes an armed attack on GASK, and her boorish oprichnina brings hysterics to ordinary employees, seizes documents and money (!), Because Chernovol is convinced that corruption is flourishing there. Investigation, search warrants, court with adversary proceedings? No, she did not hear about this, and if she did, she despises in principle.
After that, Chernovol also organizes an attack on the heliport, because there are criminal helicopters of malicious proprietors who are subject to anti-corruption expropriation, and suddenly it turns out that when the aircraft was seized, the fighters for the best against all the worst had dug out the most expensive navigation equipment from the helicopters. Within, of course, the struggle.
If it is possible for such great people, why not mass? Raiders go to the enterprises and demand to share who than can with revolutionaries, because the Maidan has been removed from the allowances, and I still want to live - broadly and satisfyingly. Ride, dress, walk. Guys with more ambitious thinking are squeezed with whole plants like vodka "Nemirov", the public is easier to content with stalls and levies a tribute to small and medium businesses. The most clever people got the hang of replacing traffic cops and taking bribes from drivers - for the cause of revolution.
In addition to taking money and material goods, which at least can be explained by the urgent needs of the fighters for the better future of our country, the children indulge in vandalism for the sake of pure art. It is worth a museum, office, machine someone's - why not destroy, blow up, set fire?
Weapon nobody intends to donate, even the creation of the National Guard did not help. The robbers, who were socialized and legalized by good uncles in power, declared that they had no place under the cops, who from some cases thought that they could be commanded by free men.
Boys and girls in balaclava marching through the cities, armed to the teeth, frighten civilians. The guys do not meet any resistance, on the contrary, people voluntarily give what they need to avoid. Kievans who wore cakes on the Maidan, are in severe cognitive dissonance, but do not give up. The main thing is that they dropped Yanukovych.
The government has no idea what to do with this problem - as other rulers never knew, they came to the helm thanks to the radicals and fell from them into direct and severe dependence.
A military psychosis is being fomented in the country, the people generously donate to the army, which is in the most deplorable state, the determination and hatred of the enemy is broadcast from all television channels, the theme of war constantly sounds, but martial law is not announced. But the Crimea, alas, becomes part of Russia. The guys in masks and weapons, so bold and out of place in peaceful cities against modest ordinary people, well-trained to shoot and throw grenades, for some reason they don’t rush to fight for the Crimea, that's strange ...
Our military in despair from the strange manners of the command to keep them completely in the dark about plans to repulse or surrender positions. They criticize the minister, but he doesn’t have a hob - he teaches the men patriotism and demands stoically to endure the hardships and deprivations that they have because of his own skewing. Admiral Tenyukh himself regularly travels around the Ukrainian TV channels, where he reads instructive lectures to the soldiers, emphasizing that their critical questions to him are a special operation of the Russians. But he does not find time to curl in the Crimea, and even, the commanders of abandoned units say, he does not contact them by telephone. On the air, it directly blames the military that, contrary to the resolution, they did not open fire on the enemy, and it is already the most naive that it becomes clear that the minister expects that the soldiers and officers themselves will start the war, having guessed what they are hinting at. Or simply they, abandoned in the most uncertain status - stand and endure - will give up their nerves ...
However, soldiers and officers, obviously, do not want to shoot without a direct order and a political decision. Firstly, because many of them are Crimeans themselves, secondly, they understand that scapegoats are persistently made of them, and thirdly, they see that the local population does not consider themselves occupied, and will not like to shoot the Ukrainian military Tenyukh is dreaming. All the talk that their allowances are lower than that of the Russians is not decisive. The main thing is the feeling of a war alien to oneself ... It is impossible not to see the obvious, even under the fear of false accusations of separatism.
In general, Kiev continues to glow and explode, on the peninsula there are complete misunderstandings with the status of the Ukrainian military, and against this background the queen of kitsch and burlesque enters it. An evening horse straight from Charité, miraculously healed with two pricks into the spine like those that are routinely done in any hospital, and life-giving blepharoplasty.
His face burns with determination, his lips curse, that scornful smile, a vindictive grin, his speech is harsh, his heels are high. Tymoshenko is back in business, and woe to those who thought that a cold shower on Maidan would weaken Yulia Vladimirovna’s will and determination.
Tymoshenko entered the election campaign as a hot knife in cold oil. Her benefit performance at Shuster only confirmed the well-known - there is not in the world that rubbish that Yulia couldn’t implant into the brain of Ukrainians in the world, and no osteochondrosis in it is not a hindrance. 42% of public support in a few minutes turn into 84% - as they say, the first call, the second falcon.
Anyone who wanted to could watch and revise the show of one actress. Violent determination, tons of words, for which no specifics - corporate handwriting is recognizable from the first word. Threats to the “fascist” Putin and his “Gopnik fighters”, insults to the Russian leadership, with whom, meanwhile, it is planned to hold negotiations, but only after its complete surrender - all this falls as a balm to the souls of supporters and numerous soldiers of the couch army fighting for the independence of Ukraine and for our Crimea, beating on the keyboards of computers.
The abolition of economic cooperation with the Russians - “we will redirect our exports to the EU”, stupidity about the refusal of their gas, about some reverse supplies from Europe of the same Russian gas, passionate bellicose appeals, promises to make the army the strongest in the world, reproaches to the middle that de ruined it. As if, before 2010, the Armed Forces of Ukraine, led, among other things, by the applicant for the position of Commander-in-Chief Gritsenko, who sold army real estate, were something of a little decent.
Crimea can not be taken away - where is the comma? However, Yulia Vladimirovna was never worried about the details. “We are patribna with Putin, they have apsalut chat and tough” - said as cut off. What, with some trumps, with some aces in the sleeve?
However, we remember that we will remove oil from half the globe and will drive fuel from algae. Here the main enthusiasm and hatred, more hatred. Her voters are very fond of more hatred, revenge and quick temper, and no one knows better than Tymoshenko how to please her electorate.
And now Vaughn holds military meetings, the comic Colonel Gritsenko asks for her commander in chief, 40 thousands of couriers alone fly directly from Paris. The audience in the studio, which Shuster magnificently calls the whole of Ukraine, is already swaying in a trance, and believes, believes, believes. If the former top government official, who has put the economy of his own country in a knee-elbow position by an ugly humiliating contract, can still work as a messiah for little Ukrainians, then who is a doctor, who is a psychiatrist?
Julia will take revenge on the offenders, and revenge will be terrible. Curious people stocked up on popcorn and prepared to contemplate how she would build her relationship with the radicals from the Right Sector, who met her so ungraciously at the time of the first appearance on the Maidan.
Now Mr. Yarosh will become Yulia Vladimirovna’s direct competitor in the presidential race, and we will see how Tymoshenko’s nationalist rhetoric of the PS leader pereradikalit. Or maybe he will make a strategic or tactical alliance with him.
In the meantime, Yulia Vladimirovna promises to free Russia, appoints the former singer Makarevich as president, sings the praises of Novodvorskaya, promises the Russian economy a speedy fall into the abyss, swears that the world will not stop in sanctions against Russia.
The audience is ecstatic ...