Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8

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Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8


22 March Arseniy Yatsenyuk met with the head of the Canadian government Stephen Harper. After this meeting, he announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in G8, if it is free.

Yatsenyuk said that he turned to the G-7 countries and called on them to build a new system of global security. He also stressed that Ukraine is ready to resume negotiations with Canada on the creation of a free trade zone. These negotiations were interrupted two years ago.

Yatsenyuk thanked Harper for the fact that Canada will provide Ukraine with assistance in the amount of 200 million dollars. The Prime Minister of Canada, in turn, said that his country would provide maximum assistance to the Government of Ukraine. Canada has included 14 Russian officials on its sanctions list, ITAR-TASS reported.
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    1. +138
      23 March 2014 07: 24
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.
      1. W1950
        +51
        23 March 2014 07: 28
        The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.
        1. +58
          23 March 2014 07: 33
          Well done!!!! laughingWell shaw, Europeans, hit? laughing

          The representative of Ukraine to the EU Konstantin Eliseev, in connection with the signing of the political part of the Association Agreement, said: "The European Union, having signed the Agreement, took upon itself responsibility for the stable democratic development of Ukraine ". laughing
          1. +16
            23 March 2014 08: 11
            Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.
            1. +6
              23 March 2014 11: 30
              Quote: Canep
              Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.

              Rather, Yaytsenyuh will take the place of the entrance floor mat, which everyone will wipe their feet at the entrance to Summit 8.
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              2. +19
                23 March 2014 13: 22
                Same mange na sis jure ...
                1. +5
                  23 March 2014 16: 32
                  It is unlikely that Yaytsenyukh even knows about the book / film "12 chairs".
                2. +1
                  24 March 2014 00: 01
                  geben zee world bitte
            2. bif
              +5
              23 March 2014 14: 31
              Quote: Canep
              Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.

              On Yaytsenyuk's proposal to take the place of Russia in the G8, I just want to quote a phrase from the well-known film: "Your place is with the lad!"
          2. +14
            23 March 2014 10: 32
            Quote: Sid.74
            took responsibility for the stable democratic development of Ukraine. "

            It has already begun, "development", "stability" poured right from the ears -
            1. +10
              23 March 2014 12: 39
              22.03.14/XNUMX/XNUMX UKRAINE.KIEV.DRAKI ON THE MAIDAN

              Here it is the flip side of democracy. While some are on the barricades, the second have already changed their shoes in poltishko and are slowly dominating
              1. +4
                23 March 2014 13: 33
                This is called the wife of the front-line soldier and look for yourself in the award lists !!!
            2. +7
              23 March 2014 12: 45
              Are they sharing the orders?

              They have a great discussion. In the style of Panikovsky and Shura Balaganov: "Who are you? And who are you?"
            3. +5
              23 March 2014 12: 53
              You, you yourself. You went, you went, etc., etc. They themselves do not know what they want ... Well, it turns out who has a more tinned throat and that is right ...
            4. +1
              23 March 2014 13: 21
              To go nuts zhupany each other hollow. It's only the beginning!!! good
            5. BAT
              +11
              23 March 2014 13: 26
              I'm at war !!! No, I’ve fought better !!! But better yet, you’ve fought lower! A paruby ische fought better !!! Parubiy our commander !!! Glory to the hero of parubia !!! Kindergarten - the youngest group !!!
              All this would be ridiculous if it were not all so sad ... Okay, all these Galician hundreds, led by their centurions, who came to Kiev from their farms. They have almost all intelligence at the level of a three-month-old piglet. (I know what I'm saying, there is considerable experience in communicating with this contingent.) But the saddest thing is that very many Kievans and residents of other cities (not Western Ukrainian) strongly support all this obscurantism taking place in Ukraine.
              Well, on the topic. Senya, it turns out not only stupid like a rabbit. He is also naive, like a cheburashka. In G8, the guy wanted to. Either he has megalomania, or he has no brains in his head. I think that most likely both of these ...
            6. TAGIR
              0
              23 March 2014 15: 22
              You were not here
          3. infinite silence ...
            +5
            23 March 2014 12: 42
            Yeah ... got it. Kicking Margarine !!!!!!
            1. +9
              23 March 2014 13: 06
              Quote: infinite silence ...
              Yeah ... got it. Kicking Margarine !!!!!!


              So the Ukrainian’s dream came true - to get everything at once! Europeans! Ukrainians!
              1. infinite silence ...
                +3
                23 March 2014 13: 51
                Yeah ... Hawaii love friends ...

                We got to Europe without washing ... Well ......... Well, I can’t calmly SUCH to read! It is necessary to be wooden to the ears !!!
                1. +3
                  23 March 2014 18: 21
                  Quote: infinite silence ...
                  It is necessary to be wooden to the ears !!!


                  but it seems to me that you are mistaken. The desire to get to Europe is thoughtfully and embodied in reality. This is the achieved goal of the Ukrainian. Indeed, according to the Ukrainian, European integration is a carefree life and a real chance to get everything at once.
                  1. infinite silence ...
                    +1
                    24 March 2014 01: 10
                    What are you saying? ... You have now generalized both brainless dumbasses and thinking people!
                    a real chance to get everything at once.

                    that's all ... hunger, bare ass and unemployment.
            2. +3
              23 March 2014 15: 16
              infinite silence ... UA Today, 12:42 PM ↑ New
              "Yeah ... hit. Kicks in the margarine !!!!!" .. what margarine?
              ..the same is said in "G" ... and even in eight ..
          4. +5
            23 March 2014 13: 59
            In order to take SUCH Ukraine together with the Yaytsenyukovaya team in the G8, they will have to arrange a version of the Maidan on the lawn in front of the White House!
            And then they will definitely take it, just to the chamber where the UN Security Council and the Council of Europe usually sit!
        2. +18
          23 March 2014 07: 53
          We will have to conduct a study and include in G8 the country with the largest public debt and in need of loans. If this is the country of Yaytsenyuha - then they will accept
          1. Tumbleweed
            +15
            23 March 2014 10: 06
            Quote: smel
            We will have to conduct a study and include in the G8 the country with the largest public debt

            She is already there (USA) laughing
            1. +12
              23 March 2014 10: 49
              Agony (from other Greek: ἀγωνία - struggle) is the last stage of dying, which is associated with the activation of compensatory mechanisms aimed at combating the extinction of the vital forces of the body. In most cases, agony precedes death. Agony is not an irreversible condition: in some cases (for example, with agony caused by bleeding, shock, asphyxia, etc.), you can save a person (the last phrase does not concern the egg! wassat ).
          2. +6
            23 March 2014 20: 35
            Well, Yatsenyu will pay ... Here is the advice from Rogozin (or just trolling)
            1. 0
              23 March 2014 23: 00
              Quote: Dmitry Rogozin
              OK, but you have to sit under the table
        3. +6
          23 March 2014 08: 09
          Quote: W1950
          The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.

          for some reason he decided that everyone loves him. But in general diplomaty is rushing out of him.
        4. +8
          23 March 2014 09: 36
          Yes, it’s not visible he wasn’t allowed to go to the rabbit with the liver, and urine hit my head ... I’m surprised why even the fascists with the rabbit do not require permanent membership in the UN Security Council? ... and yes ... they’ll finish their nuclear bomb on the Maidan ... the delivery vehicle is already there (catapult) ... so everything is still ahead ... bully
        5. storog.ccp
          +11
          23 March 2014 10: 03
          And these claimed that there were no drugs on the Maidan. Looks like it's still rushing. Quality ganjubas.
        6. +2
          23 March 2014 11: 24
          He has good support. His dad is the most important HASID of Ukraine.
        7. mountaineer
          +7
          23 March 2014 11: 57
          It makes no sense to ask that they smoke. I want to ask why they are not treated? laughing laughing laughing
          1. +1
            23 March 2014 12: 41
            Quote: climber
            Why are they not being treated?

            Unfortunately, this is not treated.
            Incubability (incurabilitas; lat. Incurabilis incurable; synonym for incurability) - a patient’s condition in which general disorders or features of the local pathological process exclude the possibility of saving a life or full restoration of health, working capacity.
          2. +1
            23 March 2014 13: 20
            Quote: climber
            I want to ask why they are not treated?

            So after all, orderlies are not allowed into Ukraine by Western friends, and the head doctor decides with a diagnosis.
        8. +1
          23 March 2014 12: 42
          eggwill be a worthy adornment of this gathering suffered and Pi-derasts recourse

        9. xan
          +2
          23 March 2014 13: 15
          Quote: W1950
          The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.

          So I don’t know, Yaytsenyukh understands that such statements lower his image of a serious leader below the plinth, or from hopelessness just to offer something and lavishly tap into the logical end
        10. Rusin Dima
          +2
          23 March 2014 14: 07
          I want to be the mistress of the sea and that I would have a goldfish on the premises
          1. 0
            23 March 2014 16: 38
            In this case, it will end worse. Shards of a broken trough will be rammed ..., well, it’s clear where.
        11. raf
          0
          23 March 2014 18: 59
          Quote: W1950
          Smoked a Rabbit

          Well, why didn’t you smoke so much about the rabbit, you need to feel sorry for him, he is sick, he has megalomania!
      2. +9
        23 March 2014 07: 29
        Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed.
        1. +5
          23 March 2014 10: 03
          Quote: svetlomor
          Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed

          Mr. Yatsenyuh, your place at the bucket!
        2. +2
          23 March 2014 10: 26
          Quote: svetlomor
          Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed.

          a good idea - I got a flat, unmixed humor from Dubovitskaya and company! laughing
      3. +20
        23 March 2014 07: 52
        What a pity that it is impossible to describe the whole storm of emotions that visited me when I found out about this initiative of Yatsenyuk! To put it mildly, I am under the table and paralysis broke me ....., out of laughter! wassat
        1. +9
          23 March 2014 08: 08
          What a pity that it is impossible to describe the whole storm of emotions that visited me when I found out about this initiative of Yatsenyuk! To put it mildly, I am under the table and paralysis broke me ....., out of laughter! wassat
          no need to laugh at the wretched is a sin
        2. +5
          23 March 2014 08: 21
          A certain Internet newspaper Ukrainskaya Pravda gives out such pearls to the mountain in batches http://www.pravda.com.ua/rus/news/ from the series "I cried". However, a very alarming message flashed, the Right Sector was legalized as a party, and Yarosh is aiming for the presidency. Read also Aksenov's appeal on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/SovetMinistrov/posts/306852002796666 I was amazed at how much anger is poured out on Russia by a hundred Ukrainian users. From banal rudeness to outright threats.
          1. +4
            23 March 2014 10: 52
            Spring, at this time there is an exacerbation of schizophrenia! The exorbitant ambitions of the Ukrainian "leaders" are appalling. This is completely inadequate! Okay, egghead, Ukrainian Himmler, but Klitschko? It can be seen in boxing his last brains beaten off!
            KIEV, March 23. The Chairman of the Ukrainian Democratic Alliance for Reform (UBAR) faction in the Verkhovna Rada, Vitali Klitschko, calls on the UN to bring peacekeepers to Crimea. “We call on the UN and OSCE to urgently introduce observers and peacekeepers to the Crimean peninsula to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe,” the statement says the press service of the UDAR party said: “An urgent task for observers and peacekeepers is to create a humanitarian corridor for the withdrawal of the Ukrainian military, their families and everyone who is forced to leave the peninsula from Crimea. International observers and peacekeepers could use Ukrainian military facilities for their activities, ”Klitschko emphasized. Note, on the eve of Klitschko also said that the EU and the US should isolate Russia economically.
            “Recent events in Ukraine have shown that Russian leaders are ready to use force. Therefore, the EU and the US together must be prepared to react toughly. We need the sanctions of a democratic world that would be really painful for Putin. Therefore, they should concern not only some representatives of the Putin regime. Pressure should isolate Russia economically, ”Klitschko said.
            And why not send peacekeeping troops to Madrid where there are massive clashes with the police ???
            On March 22, Madrid hosted the “March of Dignity” - a procession with the participation of tens of thousands of people protesting against the economic policy of the Spanish government. Initially declared peaceful, the march escalated into riots in which at least 85 people, including 50 policemen, were injured. Local authorities note that the clashes were "unprecedentedly violent" and that the city suffered significant economic damage. Protesters who tried to break through the police cordons on the outskirts of the ruling People’s Party building threw stones and firecrackers into the guards. They used batons and tear gas in response. About 30 people were arrested for resisting the police.
            1. +5
              23 March 2014 12: 19
              Vitalik suffered something: the EU should, the USA should, the UN should also. Vital! Nobody owes you anything! I'm afraid you will remain in your best interests.
            2. +1
              23 March 2014 13: 04
              March 22, the “March of Dignity” was held in Madrid
              Recently, there has been a widespread marginalization of the protest movement around the world. In fact, the protesters behave like a crowd of drunken sailors in Petrograd. If before the police indifferently looked at peaceful demonstrations in Paris or London, or at tents in front of the White House, now all this is being severely dispersed. Perhaps this is a side effect of color revolutions or Arab springs. Europeans also decided that their performances could mean something. Or maybe there is a hand of some puppeteer here.
          2. 0
            23 March 2014 14: 51
            For 23 years, the West has been diligently instilling Russophobia in Ukraine through its lackeys, brainwashing Ukrainians, starting in kindergarten .... I believe that the "drug" addiction and brainwashing from Uncle Sam will soon end, and the Ukrainian people themselves will throw the history of the gangster Kiev junta into the dustbin ! God save Russia and Holy Russia!
        3. +7
          23 March 2014 11: 03
          Ostap suffered ... Arseniy Yatsenyuk announced Ukraine's readiness to take Russia's place in the G-XNUMX ...
          The GXNUMX is actually a meeting of the leaders of the world's most industrialized countries. Until recently, it included the following states: Russia, USA, Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Italy, Canada.
          It is curious what Maidan Prime Minister Yatsenyuk was counting on in this case? Considering that the prepared association agreements with the European Union envisage the destruction of industry in Ukraine, what industrialized country was he going to represent in the GXNUMX?
          Perhaps the Ukrainians will also call the period of Yanukovych's rule the "golden age" ... After the Maidan, everything is just beginning ...
          At the moment, one thing is clear: as a result of the coup, Yanukovych lost power, although he did not declare his resignation. But then everything else is not clear. And first of all, what will happen to the country. And whether this country will be. Because the problems that have arisen before the new government, whose professionalism is not confirmed by historical experience, with good reason allow us to attribute it to potential members of the Stevenson "suicide club" ...
          1. +5
            23 March 2014 12: 33
            What will happen to the country? In the XNUMXth century, a state such as Poland continued to exist. Its foreign policy was almost exactly the same as the Ukrainian flings. Internal disagreements were not much different from modern Ukrainian ones. To preserve the appearance of unity, a slogan was even invented, as we would say now: "There is strength in disagreements!" A century before that, Russia began to take territory from this country to the outraged accompaniment of the then West. The arguments of Russia are similar, only Orthodoxy was the basis. As a result, everyone got tired of this country, and the leading players simply divided it up among themselves. In fact, modern politics is not much different from the then, no matter what they say in America. It's just that now all the processes are going much faster.
      4. +8
        23 March 2014 07: 55
        Yes, there schizophrenia progresses by leaps and bounds ... the patient, judging by the history, is ready for euthanasia through a colic!
        1. +8
          23 March 2014 08: 07
          Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8

          In my opinion this is good. He will destroy everything and everything there. Faithful go comrade !!! laughing
        2. +3
          23 March 2014 08: 26
          The case is quite serious and has not been described in medical practice. Everything is very running! In my opinion, you can try oxygen! And the baths of course))) With schizophrenia is an extremely useful procedure!
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      7. +26
        23 March 2014 09: 14
        Quote: Strashila
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        Sorry, the respected epidemic of idiocy began a little earlier.
        (this is what people send hz123)
        1. +26
          23 March 2014 09: 25
          Julia promises to return the Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to set up a military base, they smoke, they drink ... wassat
          1. +13
            23 March 2014 09: 29
            Quote: name
            Julia promises to return the Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to set up a military base, cho smoke, cho drink.

            And we’re nuclear weapons - easily, for six months we’ll do it! Turchinov promised! And the experts promised him! wassat
            Hail, brothers! Until the monkey got a grenade! laughing
            1. +13
              23 March 2014 09: 50
              Found it in the internet, maybe a duck! Titushki in the General Staff of Ukraine ???

              Today I talked with the guys from Ukrtelecom (who serve the communication channels of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and security forces). They say:

              We, edrit, thought that they would chop the army fibers with an ax, but here is such a shame ... At night, the "polite" come to the node, their officer takes out a connection diagram of the node with detailed notes where something is, and clearly so chpok-chpok and pulled out specific patchcords. Civilian channels are working, military - to hell. We closed the unit and left.

              We ask our warriors: how is that ?! They: yes, we ourselves do not have any valid full communication organization scheme @ ra, only in GS
              laughing Polite and tidy people! laughing
              1. +4
                23 March 2014 13: 31
                laughing Ah well done. Good news. laughing
            2. +9
              23 March 2014 10: 08
              Quote: Egoza
              And we’re nuclear weapons - easily, for six months we’ll do it! Turchinov promised!

              Russia has stopped the nuclear energy supplies ordered by Ukrainian energy companies for nuclear power plants. Due to the unpredictable situation in the country. I don’t know for sure, but the newspapers say that the fuel on some units is coming to an end and there may already be problems with electricity.
              What is the place they think ??
              Yes, even half a year and the people themselves maydaunov people will begin to broadcast
          2. +7
            23 March 2014 11: 17
            Quote: name
            Julia promises to return Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to establish a military base,


            Yes, not men. Good idea. After all that has become and what will become - Toko is poher there and it is possible. But it doesn’t threaten entim - I’m afraid we’ll see them in a mess.
          3. +2
            23 March 2014 11: 37
            Hike something "heavy" use ....
            1. +2
              23 March 2014 12: 08
              We consider the loss of the Ukrainian army! 5 tanks, front-line bomber, and howitzer!
              In the Kherson region, a Ukrainian howitzer caught fire and exploded. One person missing

              Kherson, March 22 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - In the Kherson region there was a fire on a self-propelled howitzer 2C19, which participated in military maneuvers, the press service of the Ministry of Defense reported.

              “The crew of the self-propelled howitzer tried to extinguish the fire on its own, but the measures taken by the servicemen did not produce results, the detonation of ammunition occurred.

              Four crew members were urgently evacuated to a safe place. The search for another crew member continues, "- said in a statement.

              As a result of the fire, three crew members of the combat vehicle received burns to their hands and faces, and were taken to one of the district hospitals of the Kherson region, where they were provided with necessary medical assistance. The health status of servicemen is satisfactory.

              A demining team is working at the scene to organize and carry out activities to search for ammunition scattered by the explosion and the subsequent evacuation of the vehicle.

              Appointed official investigation.
        2. +5
          23 March 2014 10: 26
          Turchinov: We will do everything to create a space base on the moon ...

          A messenger of "goodwill" is ready to go on a mission ...
          The words of the anthem are written, unlearned, welcoming gestures are practiced

        3. +7
          23 March 2014 10: 33
          Quote: APASUS
          Quote: Strashila
          If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

          Sorry, the respected epidemic of idiocy began a little earlier.
          (this is what people send hz123)


          It would be funny if it weren’t so sad sad
          This is complete ****** - so inadequate people seized power in Ukraine fool
          They also want a nuclear bomb ...
          1. +2
            23 March 2014 13: 30
            Quote: 0255
            It would be funny if it were not so sad :(

            iron sky looked? he too. Here is Goering’s desire to find and woke up. after all, the best friend of a national hero.
            1. 0
              23 March 2014 16: 48
              Quote: wasjasibirjac
              Quote: 0255
              It would be funny if it were not so sad :(

              iron sky looked? he too. Here is Goering’s desire to find and woke up. after all, the best friend of a national hero.

              if only so laughing
        4. +4
          23 March 2014 10: 55
          How similar to Goering’s speech!
          1. +2
            23 March 2014 12: 54
            Quote: vezunchik
            How similar to Goering’s speech!

            Well, there is nothing surprising, unfortunately - they consider Goering, like Hitler and his company, liberators from the "m_skalsoy occupation" fool
            I am amazed to whom Yanukovych surrendered power in the country - also, damn it, "the guarantor of the constitution and statehood" negative
        5. +1
          23 March 2014 15: 22
          ..Lenya Cosmos sobs ..
      8. +8
        23 March 2014 09: 19
        I didn’t even read the article, I decided to immediately go to the comments and cheer myself up!
      9. +2
        23 March 2014 09: 41
        [q
        uote = Strashila] then March 22 is now the day of the Idiot. [/ quote]
        Day of the Eggs. laughing
      10. storog.ccp
        +10
        23 March 2014 09: 55
        I do not want to be the queen, I want to be the mistress of the sea !!!
        1. +8
          23 March 2014 10: 25
          Quote: storog.cccp
          I do not want to be the queen, I want to be the mistress of the sea !!!


          ++++++++++++++++++ How did you remember !? laughing
      11. Tumbleweed
        +9
        23 March 2014 10: 12
        Quote: Strashila
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        And I immediately remembered the good old cartoon "Last year's snow was falling ..."
        Remember: "Who will be the last king here? That there is no one? Then I will be the first ..." laughing
      12. mountaineer
        +5
        23 March 2014 10: 34
        boo-ha-ha !!!! neighing !!!
        laughing
        Will he deliver sandwiches and change ashtrays? Does he himself understand which garbage he froze?
      13. +6
        23 March 2014 10: 43
        oh and the fun begins soon!
        1. +5
          23 March 2014 11: 54
          The main thing is all in Russian.
        2. +5
          23 March 2014 12: 26
          Quote: Siberian19
          Kremenchug Maidanuty share money

          Tell me how the power that has come is different from the power of Yanukovych and Co. ??
          A thief sits on a thief and drives a thief!
          I want to repeat the golden words:
          Geniuses prepare revolutions, make romantics, and crooks use its fruits.
        3. +4
          23 March 2014 12: 53
          When my mother-in-law looks at House-2, the situation in this institution is for the mentally ill, according to the sound timbre, and the intensity of passions is one to one.
      14. AVV
        +5
        23 March 2014 10: 44
        Quote: Strashila
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        But who will take the egg-head in G 8, there will be as many as 7 idiots, they don’t know where to go !!! And there aren’t enough fascists there ???
      15. +4
        23 March 2014 11: 05
        nimble as ...!
        and a representative will put there a sash of a broken one with an aftamat! laughing in then they will trample laughing
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      17. RND
        +4
        23 March 2014 12: 27
        Quote: Strashila
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        And the day of the new G8 format: "seven + six" wassat
      18. +3
        23 March 2014 12: 28
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        That’s about anything I’m ready to trend, if only not to engage in the real economy.
        1. 0
          23 March 2014 14: 54
          Let him go anywhere .... From him, the Americans and European partners will only have a headache that will hurt more, and maybe even worse ...
      19. +2
        23 March 2014 13: 52
        not the topic of course, but still the people of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION
        please buy goods only produced in our country, that is, RUSSIAN. or at least as little as possible produced in Europe and America. thereby you support our producer. and reduce the outflow of capital over the hill.
      20. 0
        23 March 2014 14: 10
        Or maybe Yatsenyuk and wrap! Generally overgrown!
      21. +5
        23 March 2014 14: 45
        http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/510/jjrx566.jpg
        1. 0
          23 March 2014 17: 58
          not, but what, let them take me in Zhi-8, they should all come together in one outhouse ..... I'm for it!
    2. +16
      23 March 2014 07: 24
      It's that new anecdote: Ukraine is a member of the G8. laughing laughing laughing
      Schizany. laughing laughing laughing
      1. Bi_Murza
        +3
        23 March 2014 07: 29
        Yatsenyuk shit dreamed x ,,, laughter and sin the flag in his hands wassat wassat
      2. +10
        23 March 2014 07: 30
        "Excuse me, this is not busy? Will you come out on the next one?"
      3. +6
        23 March 2014 08: 18
        And there it seems now they are accepting not in terms of economy, but in terms of debt, the United States and Ukraine are ahead of the rest!
    3. +4
      23 March 2014 07: 24
      The most you place for sixes ....
    4. +2
      23 March 2014 07: 25
      he announced that Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free

      so how can you be such a down?
      1. +2
        23 March 2014 07: 28
        Well, let them be in the eight, there will be, then 8, in the place of a serious gathering with an ordinary gamepad.
        ps before the liards asked, now they can’t get enough of the milleins
      2. +4
        23 March 2014 09: 24
        Quote: Gleb
        so how can you be such a down?

        Can! Not like that either! We are the taperich of the EU and the USA will indicate what they should do! wassat
        "To prevent the Kremlin's aggressive behavior, The European Union and the United States should apply sanctions not only to some representatives of the Putin regime, but also isolate Russia economically. This was stated by the leader of "UDAR" Vitali Klitschko during a speech at the Brussels Forum, the press service of the political force reported. “Recent events in Ukraine have shown that Russian leaders are ready to use force. EU and US together must be ready to react tough- said Klitschko. - Mandatory sanctions of a democratic world that would be really painful for Putin. Therefore, they should concern not only some representatives of the Putin regime. Pressure should isolate Russia economically ", - stressed the leader of "UDAR".
        Source: http://polemika.com.ua/news-141725.html
    5. L77
      L77
      +2
      23 March 2014 07: 25
      Hmm, funny ...
    6. +42
      23 March 2014 07: 25
      In Magadan, and you will be treated ...
    7. +16
      23 March 2014 07: 26
      Ukraine is ready, but is the G8 ready for such "happiness" ???
    8. +5
      23 March 2014 07: 27
      You do not need a G8. You are firmly attached at 21 (POINT)! wassat
    9. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 28
      Well, yes, there is someone to serve coffee.
    10. +10
      23 March 2014 07: 28
      Eh, Senya, Senya, you were let out of the psychiatric hospital early, all the same, you need to be treated! laughing
    11. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 28
      State Department "six" wanted to be refined! laughing
    12. +7
      23 March 2014 07: 28
      Yaytsnyuh completely stupefied, what kind of weed is he using? The state of Ukraine does not currently exist. There is a territory that such as Yaytsenyuh can cheaply sell to the West.
    13. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 28
      It’s even sad, can such narrow-minded people lead such a state? Although, every nation deserves its own government.
      1. wax
        -1
        23 March 2014 13: 39
        In this case, this does not apply to the Ukrainian people. But the selection of "cadres" by nullands is quite choracterizing. By the way, where is she? Tyagnibok would also like to fuck her: her cookies are enticing, checked by the State Department.
    14. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 29
      Yaytsenyuk zhzhot!

      It seems that before April 1 (April Fools' Day) far ...
    15. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 30
      Ukraine in 8-ke. In addition to it, the forum includes Zaire, Bangladesh, Nepal, Paraguay, Haiti, Albania, butane.
    16. +4
      23 March 2014 07: 31
      Who said that now? Is it Petrosyan or is it the "head of state"? People, men, a herd of clowns mock common sense. How can you look at this without crying? Come to your senses, people. It's a bad show because they don't know what they are doing. They are ready to present themselves as idiots, but don't be like them !!!! I am now addressing the US and the EU. Paranoia is a dangerous disease !!!!!
      1. +1
        23 March 2014 09: 27
        Quote: Stalevar
        Is it Petrosyan or is it the "head of state"?

        Why are you so on Petrosyan !!! Compared to our rulers, Petrosyan is the smartest person !!!!
    17. +6
      23 March 2014 07: 31
      Probably, Bandera think that G8 is a special "G" point, only located in the ass.

      Well, Geyropa!
    18. +30
      23 March 2014 07: 32
      News from a madhouse:
      1. +7
        23 March 2014 07: 53
        Quote: Smirnov Vadim
        News from a madhouse:

        Oh ... no! wassat
      2. +25
        23 March 2014 07: 56
        Ukrainian space forces is serious !!!!! laughing
        1. +11
          23 March 2014 10: 08
          Quote: Sid.74
          Ukrainian space forces is serious !!!!!

          And what, what politicians, such and such troops
      3. +11
        23 March 2014 10: 31
        http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/683/mqsu87.jpg
    19. +14
      23 March 2014 07: 33
      News from a madhouse:
      1. +3
        23 March 2014 07: 36
        finance this project:
        Voluntary action from the capital's doctors. Kiev Psychiatric Hospital No. 1 allocated a quarter of a million hryvnias to support the Ukrainian army. This was stated by the director of this medical institution Vyacheslav Mishiev. Hospital staff took the initiative: doctors, nurses and orderlies. The funds will be transferred to the accounts of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
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      3. 0
        23 March 2014 08: 20
        The photoshop, although ridiculous (although it is possible that they really already have such thoughts) ...)))
      4. +26
        23 March 2014 09: 02
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        1. +9
          23 March 2014 10: 50
          We were taught at the institute that in schizophrenia there are 3 types of delirium:
          1. Paranoid, or delirium of small scope. This is usually directed against neighbors who always cook some kind of muck.
          2. Paranoid. This is the second stage. As a rule, this is nonsense of persecution.
          3. Paraphrenic. This is the extreme point. Patients become captains of all spaceships, presidents of the world. They carry certificates for the right to wear all orders and medals of the Soviet Union and other shiny items.
          The funny thing is that as the disease develops, the new nonsense does not crowd out the other, but gets along with it. As a result, the president of the world is poisoned by the forces of world evil in the person of the local housing office, and a neighbor from the apartment from above at night steals feathers from the pillow.
          It is difficult not to notice parallels with the statements of the Ukrainian triumvirate, and now pale without a braid.
          1. +10
            23 March 2014 10: 56
            Quote: onizhe
            They taught us at the institute,

            And we were taught to read signatures -

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            They also taught this rule. In psychiatry, the first person to wear a white coat is the DOCTOR.
            1. +3
              23 March 2014 12: 04
              This is all from the field of winged jokes. And reality - right from the textbook. Here, even the birthright of a dressing gown does not save.
            2. +2
              23 March 2014 12: 17
              Quote: Ptah
              Quote: onizhe
              They taught us at the institute,

              And we were taught to read signatures -

              Comments are hidden by privacy settings!


              They also taught this rule. In psychiatry, the first person to wear a white coat is the DOCTOR.

              actually the person said the matter laughing all symptoms listed laughing
              and who has the link to this article in the original?
              1. +2
                23 March 2014 14: 04
                There is no article as such, it’s from memory, from lectures. All this is in any textbook on psychiatry.
      5. +3
        23 March 2014 17: 48
        DEJAVU. In 1991, Kravchuk has already announced the Square Space. power, privatizing 3 Russian NIPA (scientific and measuring points), located in Evpatoria, Simferopol and Dunaevtsy. No admonitions by the RF Aerospace Forces command had any effect. Result: the equipment was plundered into non-ferrous metals and simply rotted, the officers who had taken the oath to Ukraine were fired. It is not known where the valiant commander of the VK UKRAINE, Samarin, went. "What's not to eat, I take a bite !!!"
    20. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 33
      Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8
      Ready is ready, but who will invite her. Although they can, someone should serve the gentlemen ... So Yatsenyuk has already begged for a place on the "demobilization" ...
    21. +2
      23 March 2014 07: 33
      Addicts there alone, chtoli?
    22. +7
      23 March 2014 07: 34
      Yeah, and since Yarosh is a candidate for "presidency", he will represent "nEzalEzhnaya" in the G8 ... laughing
    23. +18
      23 March 2014 07: 34
      News from a madhouse:
      1. vadpol
        +3
        23 March 2014 09: 20
        Maroussia affair says1 HOUR BACK # -12


        But n \ a \ d n \ a \ r \ n \ e \ m, which was on M \ a \ y \ d \ a \ n \ e in Kiev, from \ d \ e \ in \ a \ l \ and \ c \ b constantly. P \ o \ m \ and \ m \ o physical n \ s \ t \ o \ k and "t \ p \ e \ n \ and \ p \ o \ v \ ok" ("y \ n \ a \ l -o \ t \ f \ a \ l \ s \ i ") forced to sing Russian and Soviet r \ and \ m \ n \ s, k \ r \ and \ h \ a \ t \ b" Glory to Russia "and t .P. Constantly n \ p \ and \ x \ o \ d \ and \ whether there are new l \ u \ d \ u, so that n \ o \ m \ y \ h \ and \ m \ it.
        “X \ o \ t \ I don’t know that \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ n nNe, You are n \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ u,, \ and these and \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ and above him, they are also for \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ n \ r \ o \ u \ s \ x \ o \ d \ u \ l \ u ... and k \ a \ k it \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ h \ a \ l! I’m n \ o \ k \ a \ s \ a \ l \ o \ c \ b, that I’m n \ a \ b \ e \ h \ n \ o n \ o \ n \ a \ l to hell, ”- d \ r \ o \ x \ a \ u \ u \ m \ r \ o \ l \ o \ s \ o \ m \ b \ s \ n \ o \ m \ u \ n \ a \ e \ t Yuri . This is about the one to whom the ear was cut off, the fool wrote that he was shot two more legs and for two weeks he was lying in his bowel movements! that’s tenacious! And BECAUSE IT REALLY BELIEVES IN IT! and how many more?
      2. +3
        23 March 2014 11: 40
        300 bullets? Are the Americans filming Terminator 50?
        1. +4
          23 March 2014 12: 03
          Quote: raven75
          300 bullets? Are the Americans filming Terminator 50?

          I watched this video in the news. Bullets from a PNEUMATIC pistol, the wounds were shown on the camera almost point-blank, small ones. But in general, the Ukrainian news should be called "Herald of the Madhouse." Three days ago, they showed a video of how a Russian spy was caught in Chernigov. They took him to the square where he bought wassat ! State secrets of Ukraine! wassatHe was dressed in a black cloak to the heels! (Of course!), And was armed with as many as two! Knives wassat(seen in the FSB funding problems). I cried with laughter. But many are being ...
          1. +1
            23 March 2014 16: 54
            Yeah, he was also wearing black glasses, a Budenovka pulled over his forehead, with a PCA and a parachute over his shoulders. A typical Russian spy ... Actually, this is from jokes about Stirlitz, but now about such "spies" are caught by the new "authorities" of Ukraine.
    24. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 34
      yeah, it rarely happens that a surname so matches the content. egghead snuff fool
    25. +36
      23 March 2014 07: 35
      Escape from Ukraine: residents of the village of Shooting in the Kherson region entered Russia by moving the border pillars
      The general gathering of residents of the village of Shooting in the Kherson region, on the southern outskirts of which there is both Ukrainian and Russian roadblocks, decided to move the Ukrainian roadblock to the northern outskirts, after which the residents independently re-installed the border posts to the opposite end of the village.
      The prosecutor's office of the region opened criminal proceedings in ch. 1 Art. 367 MCC (Negligence). This was announced by the press secretary of the regional prosecutor Fedor Samoilenko. However, it is not clear how the prosecutor's office will be able to go against the will of one hundred percent of the inhabitants of this settlement.
      1. +10
        23 March 2014 07: 39
        cunningly, referendum campaign will soon become obsolete
      2. vadpol
        +2
        23 March 2014 08: 56
        what is not clear? the masked guys will come, with the stolen trunks and return everything to their place. Well, and grab a little for the non-stop.
    26. +2
      23 March 2014 07: 36
      Question: Is there a place in the eight?
      Answer: Only you are waiting.
    27. +12
      23 March 2014 07: 37
      Suddenly out of nowhere appeared in p ... smiling (new member)))) laughing
    28. +5
      23 March 2014 07: 37
      Well, Trotsky’s way (World Revolution), he bought the country a ticket to J .. OPU, and he told everyone-in G-8, to a brighter future where we will rule the world with the West, but Putin will be on our premises ...
    29. +2
      23 March 2014 07: 38
      Let 7 take it, then it immediately becomes an eight of idiots, and everything will be clear to the other world, and there you can pull up both the Somali pirates and the Amazon tribes, and that some have a "powerful fleet" in others "the most terrible weapon for other Maydauns, arrows "this will be a coalition. smile
    30. +3
      23 March 2014 07: 39
      This is not even funny. Apparently in Kiev, the doors of all mental hospitals are open. In the maydanut government, everyone is represented: violent, Napoleon, Bismarck.
      1. +2
        23 March 2014 07: 52
        Quote: Walk
        This is not even funny. Apparently in Kiev, the doors of all mental hospitals are open. In the maydanut government, everyone is represented: violent, Napoleon, Bismarck.

        And the president of the globe is Ukraine. laughing
    31. +5
      23 March 2014 07: 46
      I am under the table laughing laughing out loud!
    32. +13
      23 March 2014 07: 47
      G8 felt that Putin too often left them in the cold, this is the new candidate. laughing
    33. +6
      23 March 2014 07: 53
      As far as I remember, the G8 is the organization of the most developed, influential and wealthy countries of the world ... And Ukraine (alas) is not suitable for a single point of these requirements.
      So, that is not a hat for Senka! lol
    34. +1
      23 March 2014 07: 56
      It is necessary to go down the West in such a way as to conduct dialogue with an abnormal bandit and still support them financially! It is clear that in order to spoil Russia any means are good, but not as obvious. This shows the whole rotten essence of Obamkina and his jackals. I do not understand A. Merkel, if she had turned to Russia, all politics in the world would have gone differently. Because gradually the rest of Europe would follow the example of Germany, and Merkel would become a very significant figure in politics, especially since ordinary Germans supported the return of Crimea!
    35. Quantum
      +3
      23 March 2014 07: 58
      It's time to open a panopticon to the heroes of Ukraine! True, you have to introduce
      restrictions for the faint of heart. It would be nice to put Russian
      traitors like Sobchak, Akhedzhakova and others.
    36. +1
      23 March 2014 07: 59
      This is how a person is ready to humiliate himself, if only to show that he is like his own. The G8 includes countries with a stable economy, or with a good development prospect. These even their power in the territory can not keep it all for the same. With a wild cry west they’ll help us climb into Europe. How dumb sheep do not reach them that nobody needs them in FIG. Already in 20 years after the collapse of the union they could understand
    37. +8
      23 March 2014 08: 01
      Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free.


      The roof goes slowly, quietly slate rustling ....
    38. +1
      23 March 2014 08: 02
      But Cho for stupid people, this maneuver of the egg will affect. People will say that they throw Russia even with the G8 and put us in, hop you’re not looking so bad with Ukrainian politics and a stupid electorate will be added.
    39. IGS
      0
      23 March 2014 08: 09
      And, in general, you laugh in vain. It's not about these clowns. It's about their "nannies". The West allows them what it did not allow anyone, and all in order to squeeze Russia. This must be kept in mind.
      1. +3
        23 March 2014 11: 13
        Actually allowed. For example, Georgia. For them, they are like a beloved child who would not hang around with anything, if only he would hang himself. And children jump out of their pants to please loving parents. How such a love ended in Georgia, everyone remembers. So the truth is not funny.
        1. IGS
          +2
          23 March 2014 12: 13
          Yes you are right. There, we also perceived everything with humor at first. We prevailed, but our guys died. This time, losses may be greater.
        2. 0
          23 March 2014 17: 20
          Let them take Georgia to their G8. I can’t say anything about the effectiveness of work, but they will have a chorus, real, Georgian
    40. +1
      23 March 2014 08: 10
      <<< After this meeting, he (Yatsenyuk) announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in the G8, if it is vacant. >>>
      It seems that these bloated Banderlog's tower is completely jammed! A country located in such a F ... PE only there was not enough to completely "lower" the G7, turning it into a meeting in a home for the elderly Hollywood stars, who were once in the spotlight and now fiercely clinging to their former popularity, realizing that their time is running out and new stars are inexorably beginning to attract the attention of the whole world!
    41. +1
      23 March 2014 08: 10
      Yes, for God's sake, take this place while it is free! Is Canada interestingly included in the G 20, or not? And is Ukraine included in it? And Russia, while the 5th economy of the world (I think so far, our place should be no lower than the third) has its own interests and we must defend them no matter what, otherwise they will simply trample us.
    42. +7
      23 March 2014 08: 17
      That would have also deprived us of a place in the WTO!
    43. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 23
      more and more fun and no matter how disgusting to the rulers of foreign countries with these inadequate creatures, this clearly shows that their "puppeteers" will try to keep these clowns in power to the last
    44. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 25
      Not for Senka this hat. Dreams and hallucinations in him seem to be a reality.
    45. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 27
      Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free

      Is this such a joke ???? request
      How can this "POVERTY" "Fascist" Ukraine take the place of the 5th economy of the world (Russia).
    46. +8
      23 March 2014 08: 28
      I propose to Ukraine to share the whole world with the USA and make G2, but why is there a G8-for such a strong and independent country like Ukraine it’s not solid to sit at the same table with frankly weak countries like France, Germany, Great Britain!
    47. GRune
      +5
      23 March 2014 08: 29
      The year of humor in Ukraine continues. Zaytsu place next to Napoleon in the palette of a special medical institution.
    48. Makyr
      +4
      23 March 2014 08: 30
      Well, it's just that Yatsenyuk’s head failed.
      Now it is clear why Ukraine has turned from a highly developed prosperous Ukrainian SSR into a beggar beggar. These are the "patriots" who brought her.
    49. +4
      23 March 2014 08: 32
      It would be interesting!
      I don’t know how about the growth of Ukraine’s authority, but the fall in the rating of other countries will definitely be ...
      Let Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia be accepted into this C-8 for the kit.
      1. +1
        23 March 2014 11: 47
        I agree. not our party!
    50. +18
      23 March 2014 08: 38
      Well, there he is dear)))) fellow Schaz G8 does not steer, G20 steers China, Russia, Brazil, etc. love A crisis of the EU and the States for free, behind the barn))))
    51. +3
      23 March 2014 08: 39
      Arseny is brain dead...
    52. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 44
      It is impossible to treat - only to operate.
    53. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 49
      Yes...What a way to go!! Why - it’s normal! A waiter there with a diplomatic passport won’t hurt them. He speaks English, is helpful (even so helpful...), and is accustomed to picking things up. All that remains is to correct your gait to a more wobbling one, touch up your lips and go ahead! Yes. They will also save on food. What should I feed him? He'll eat leftovers...
    54. +2
      23 March 2014 08: 56
      The US made a gift to the EU in the form of Ukraine, which will drag down the EU economy. But the EU, the main strategic partner for Russia and the Russian Federation, will help the EU, but for some reason the EU is again turning its back to Russia, as in that fable the EU is a “pig”, and Russia is the very oak tree whose roots the EU is trying to uproot.
    55. Consmo
      +1
      23 March 2014 08: 58
      Ukraine in Zh8 will be put at the closet, collecting money.
    56. NickitaDembelnulsa
      +1
      23 March 2014 08: 59
      G8 is a club of powerful and influential countries. Capable of significantly changing the world order. This organization will not tolerate such brainless, harsh, ambitious people who have fallen into “kiddie” mode. Ukraine cannot understand itself, but already wants to influence the whole world.
    57. Mister anderson
      +1
      23 March 2014 08: 59
      For a long time I did not laugh like that!
    58. cup
      0
      23 March 2014 09: 02
      in delirium. G8 with Ukraine? What issues will she solve there?
    59. vadpol
      +1
      23 March 2014 09: 06
      G8, instead of God, the snickering countries came up with an idea for the backward ones to pray to them! Russia was thrown out in the hope that Ukraine, taking its place, would save the world from a new crisis! if you could on the Maidan for 200 UAH. to distribute, then this costs 346 UAH. they will give it out. For Obama Makakych, this is exactly the amount that is not enough to undergo a brain transplant! the monkey is just annoying!
    60. osv_osv
      +1
      23 March 2014 09: 09
      Rave! With such a policy, G8, OOH, etc. have reached the limit of trust.
      The main question for me is whether the country’s leadership has enough political will to abandon the euro, dollars, and gas supplies to Europe?
      Please pay attention to the obscurantism of “Echo of Moscow”, “Novaya Gazeta”, etc. - these means of mass destruction feel at ease in information. war against RUSSIA. WHERE IS THE REACTION OF OUR AUTHORITIES? Why are there no economic sanctions against Euro-American companies?
    61. parus2nik
      +2
      23 March 2014 09: 14
      Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8 I laughed, no comment... laughing
    62. +6
      23 March 2014 09: 16
      LOL wassat fool

      The Americans brought them something from Afghanistan in exchange for Scythian gold)))
    63. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 18
      Yatsenyukh plays the role of G8 and will sniff the eggs of the rest of the G7s
    64. Nikita_Pilot
      +1
      23 March 2014 09: 21
      He needs to be treated urgently!
    65. +5
      23 March 2014 09: 25
      Well, yes, since Boris Yeltsin retired, there have been a shortage of clowns in the Eight. You definitely need to invite. But Boris Nikolaich was weird when he was drunk, but this one has a head like a dildo and looks like he has just as many brains. It seems that the Jews are a smart nation, but this one turned out to be some kind of defective one - it rushes into the clear sky like a flea-ridden dog.
    66. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 27
      Yatsik made me laugh, in this organization there are no such developed countries as Norway, Sweden, Finland, New Zealand, Australia. There are no developing countries like China, India, Brazil (well, I just listed that offhand). So why should such a poor and always begging Ukraine take a place in the G7? And what kind of organization will it be then?
      1. vadpol
        +1
        23 March 2014 09: 38
        They are ashamed to stand in passages with their hand outstretched, but this weirdo is no stranger to it.
    67. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 28
      Yes, you see this...BALAGAN...they have for a long time and most likely when they all move to the Moon.according to the program MORNING.ua.which talks about the speedy construction of a space city on this small planet.and it will be called not the Moon but UKRAINE !
    68. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 30
      I AM FOR! They are already a club for “talk” lovers. And it will be even funnier. Imagine! 6 boys under US supervision and +another misunderstanding! It’s time for us to see serious people who fight for their peoples and countries. Moreover, they are the future.
    69. vadpol
      0
      23 March 2014 09: 30
      Quote: Nikita_Pilot
      He needs to be treated urgently!

      pathology. is not subject to treatment. and why didn’t Yarosh kill him, because his mother is an egg-sniffing Jew? And among Jews, nationality on the maternal side is considered. The Nazis contradict themselves!
    70. vadpol
      +1
      23 March 2014 09: 33
      Kiev psychiatric hospital allocated 250 thousand hryvnia for the needs of the army
      Kiev psychiatric hospital allocated 250 thousand hryvnia for the needs of the army
      politikus.ru - Voluntary action from the capital's doctors. Kiev Psychiatric Hospital No. 1 allocated a quarter of a million hryvnia to support the Ukrainian army. Read completely...
      Well, here’s some money for the egg lover for treatment!
      1. 0
        23 March 2014 16: 41
        Can you imagine if Ukrainians attack Crimea? There will be an inscription on the tanks: our sponsor is a psychiatric hospital! They would also go to prisons...
    71. +2
      23 March 2014 09: 33
      It's getting more fun every day. sad It will be difficult for our southern neighbor.
    72. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 35
      The G8 just lacks the naked-ass Ukraine, then there will be news, after the first meeting of the G8 together with Ukraine, this organization dissolved itself (or was liquidated)
    73. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 35
      Klitschko calls on the UN to urgently send peacekeepers to Crimea


      Another clown.
    74. vadpol
      +1
      23 March 2014 09: 36
      If a mental hospital has so much extra money, how many psychos are there?
      1. +1
        23 March 2014 10: 30
        Quote: vadpol
        If a mental hospital has so much extra money, how many psychos are there?

        And they let all the psychos go freely.....
        1. vadpol
          +1
          23 March 2014 11: 07
          So the money will go to the Rada instead of the army? Even they steal from crazy people!
    75. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 37
      Canada is also an authority, yes... it reminds me of that little jackal from the cartoon The Lion King)) Runs and yelps around to please his black overlord. And laughter and sin. The Nazis are asking to join the G8, they want to build a base on the Moon. The program for crests was written by the same person who wrote the script for the film Iron Sky)))) All that remains is for them to open a program to equip the Ukrainian army with diskettes for this crazy 200 lyams, they need to somehow move it to the Moon))) )
    76. kocha 43
      0
      23 March 2014 09: 43
      Rabbits are not allowed in J 8! egghead!
    77. Mister anderson
      +7
      23 March 2014 09: 44

      Guys, follow the link, you won’t regret it, well done girl! Everything is on topic!
      1. vadpol
        +1
        23 March 2014 10: 24
        what channel is it?
      2. EDW
        EDW
        +1
        23 March 2014 17: 38
        It remains to be envied. smile
        In Belarus, a loan for construction is 38%, and for a purchase 45%, in Minsk, although there are medium-term loans - up to 2 years at 25%, but this does not make it any easier.
    78. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 45
      Desire is not enough, and who needs it?
    79. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 47
      I wonder how his surname “Yaytsenyukh” will be translated in foreign countries? As far as I understand, in many languages ​​of the world the translation is carried out literally.... Well, in principle, with a literal translation the geyropa immediately recognizes it as one of its own! Look, he really gets into trouble with G7... laughing
    80. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 48
      Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free.
      -To which they politely answered:
      -What are they not yet ready to dissolve, the Big Six (Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Moldova, Ukraine)
    81. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 51
      Quote: maks-xnumx
      no need to laugh at the wretched is a sin

      It is much more dangerous to ALLOW the “wretched” to power! This is what we are seeing with our own eyes!
      Once again we are convinced that in the first place is the WAR FOR THE MINDS, OPINIONS and WORLDVIEW OF THE PEOPLE!
    82. 0
      23 March 2014 09: 52
      Ukraine will never enter this gangway on an equal footing! The slaves there clearly know the place. Just nonsense! And Russia is no longer the same, these conferences and “gangways” have no effect on us, you’re simply amazed at Yatsenyuk’s stupidity. Putin is great, he’s not against the 7th. The more mistakes they make, everything is a plus for us.
    83. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 55
      Insider from the White House

      "According to information leaked to American journalists, one of the secretaries of US President Barack Obama in an informal setting shared with her friend some amusing information: that on March 12, 2014, during a meeting with the current Prime Minister of Ukraine Arseniy Yatsenyuk on providing financial assistance to Ukraine, given that it was the Ukrainian delegation who brought the delegation of Ukraine to the United States as a guarantee of repayment of the IMF's debt, Barack Obama, trying to maintain an extremely serious expression on his face, several times when he looked at Yatsenyuk could hardly hold back a smile. tears. ”The fact is, as she explained, that they have never had to deal with such“ fabulous idiots ”who would at the same time rule the whole country, and that in their opinion these, as she put it,“ clowns ”(there is in mind Yatsenyuk and company) "turned out to be more stupid than the aborigines whom Columbus met, discovering new lands." In his narrow circle During a heated discussion that pretty much raised the mood of everyone present, interrupting each other, representatives of the White House offered sharp formulations about what then the rest of the establishment of the Ukrainian parliament and the Ukrainian people themselves, if they are governed by such leaders. No other details have been reported regarding this curiosity. "
      1. vadpol
        +1
        23 March 2014 10: 30
        find Andrei Bocharov in his personal book. On his page there is a video with a translation of how the Americans (hosts of the program) are making fun of their politicians about the situation in Crimea. I watched it, it’s cool! Bocharik translated it.
    84. +1
      23 March 2014 09: 58
      And who will Ukraine be there as? Only if coffee is served or shoes are cleaned.
      The rabbit didn’t see a minus in his budget, someone give him new glasses!
    85. Artem1967
      0
      23 March 2014 09: 59
      Whatever the statement is, it’s a gem. It would be better to remain silent and take care of the economy of your country.
    86. +3
      23 March 2014 10: 03
      With the departure of Russia, the G8 has become a much more harmonious and full-fledged organization. All that remains are countries with gigantic debt. Everything is as it should be here, the GXNUMX is a collection of countries with the highest (Large) level of external debt, so you are in vain to be ironic here, everything is right on topic, Ukraine is the right place there. I have always been surprised by what Russia, the richest country in the world, is doing there among this gathering of debtor countries?
    87. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 13
      Ukraine has the right place in this G8 clownery; there aren’t enough of our own there.
    88. vadpol
      0
      23 March 2014 10: 21
      Scientologists will not abandon him, they will take a six into a seven, instead of an eight, when added, it turns out to be 21, and this, as you know, is a point!
    89. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 25
      Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8

      Is G8 ready for Ukraine to take a place there? Anecdote.
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    91. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 32
      It was funny to hear Yaitsenyuk “broadcasting” about the debts that Ukraine owes to Russia for “the theft of Crimea.” The Poles believed, the Balts believed - now the eggheads have begun. As I understand, Russia has its own calculations and here such an incident is planned: except for Russia, none of the listed “accountants” can collect debts - so we need to teach them - let’s take what is ours - best of all with land, and let the “accountants” work off the interest with their labor (if Of course they can).
    92. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 32
      Their place is not in Ge-8, but near the bucket laughing
    93. vadpol
      0
      23 March 2014 10: 34
      By the way, Merkel has already turned on the backlash regarding Russia’s membership in the G8! If they’re afraid, that means they respect them! So it’s in vain that Makarevich called Russia shit!
    94. Quantum
      +1
      23 March 2014 10: 37
      It was necessary to sign a full agreement with the EU! Ukraine quickly plunged into chaos. Elections are ahead, the Maidan will choose Yarosh. Ukraine, its population
      will quickly recover from Maidanism and the country will scatter to the outskirts of the east and west.
    95. +3
      23 March 2014 10: 38
      Beggar gopher. Resuscitation will not help. bully
    96. On the bayonet
      0
      23 March 2014 10: 43
      How flawed is the consciousness of this “leadership” of the Outskirts... to imagine themselves as equals, significant figures in this World. Disposable pads for Americans, nothing more.
    97. vadpol
      0
      23 March 2014 10: 44
      The unity of the Russian political elite and the realism of Germany forced Yatsenyuk to speak Russian.IA REGNUM
    98. W1950
      0
      23 March 2014 10: 47
      He shook hands with Obama and imagined himself to be Napoleon. And people say: “Put a pig at the table, and it will have its feet on the table.”
    99. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 53
      Quote: Quantum
      Maidan will choose Yarosh.

      But this is finally unacceptable. It was approximately on this wave that the Fuhrer came to power, and everyone knows how it ended. It seems to me that all this Maidan riffraff should be quietly stolen and launched into space, Klitschko seemed to want to join the “space guard”... Like, we don’t know anything, the aliens/alien Anunaki/nahupokhs kidnapped your “leaders”
    100. 0
      23 March 2014 10: 56
      This guy, like a female dog in the spring, doesn’t know who else to give his ass to...

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