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Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8

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Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8



22 March Arseniy Yatsenyuk met with the head of the Canadian government Stephen Harper. After this meeting, he announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in G8, if it is free.

Yatsenyuk said that he turned to the G-7 countries and called on them to build a new system of global security. He also stressed that Ukraine is ready to resume negotiations with Canada on the creation of a free trade zone. These negotiations were interrupted two years ago.

Yatsenyuk thanked Harper for the fact that Canada will provide Ukraine with assistance in the amount of 200 million dollars. The Prime Minister of Canada, in turn, said that his country would provide maximum assistance to the Government of Ukraine. Canada has included 14 Russian officials on its sanctions list, ITAR-TASS reported.
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  1. Strashila
    Strashila 23 March 2014 07: 24
    +138
    If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.
    1. W1950
      W1950 23 March 2014 07: 28
      +51
      The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.
      1. Sid.74
        Sid.74 23 March 2014 07: 33
        +58
        Well done!!!! laughingWell shaw, Europeans, hit? laughing

        The representative of Ukraine to the EU Konstantin Eliseev, in connection with the signing of the political part of the Association Agreement, said: "The European Union, having signed the Agreement, took upon itself responsibility for the stable democratic development of Ukraine ". laughing
        1. Canep
          Canep 23 March 2014 08: 11
          +16
          Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.
          1. lelikas
            lelikas 23 March 2014 11: 30
            +6
            Quote: Canep
            Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.

            Rather, Yaytsenyuh will take the place of the entrance floor mat, which everyone will wipe their feet at the entrance to Summit 8.
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            2. Trofimov Andrey
              Trofimov Andrey 23 March 2014 13: 22
              +19
              Same mange na sis jure ...
              1. raven75
                raven75 23 March 2014 16: 32
                +5
                It is unlikely that Yaytsenyukh even knows about the book / film "12 chairs".
              2. SF93
                SF93 24 March 2014 00: 01
                +1
                geben zee world bitte
          2. bif
            bif 23 March 2014 14: 31
            +5
            Quote: Canep
            Let the sixes go there, many more than one less, no one will notice, will clean the shoes, those who bring coffee to Big Brother.

            On Yaytsenyuk's proposal to take the place of Russia in the G8, I just want to quote a phrase from the well-known film: "Your place is with the lad!"
        2. Tersky
          Tersky 23 March 2014 10: 32
          +14
          Quote: Sid.74
          took responsibility for the stable democratic development of Ukraine. "

          It has already begun, "development", "stability" poured right from the ears -
          1. APASUS
            APASUS 23 March 2014 12: 39
            +10
            22.03.14/XNUMX/XNUMX UKRAINE.KIEV.DRAKI ON THE MAIDAN

            Here it is the flip side of democracy. While some are on the barricades, the second have already changed their shoes in poltishko and are slowly dominating
            1. aleshka
              aleshka 23 March 2014 13: 33
              +4
              This is called the wife of the front-line soldier and look for yourself in the award lists !!!
          2. Angro Magno
            Angro Magno 23 March 2014 12: 45
            +7
            Are they sharing the orders?

            They have a great discussion. In the style of Panikovsky and Shura Balaganov: "Who are you? And who are you?"
          3. Gora66
            Gora66 23 March 2014 12: 53
            +5
            You, you yourself. You went, you went, etc., etc. They themselves do not know what they want ... Well, it turns out who has a more tinned throat and that is right ...
          4. polite people
            polite people 23 March 2014 13: 21
            +1
            To go nuts zhupany each other hollow. It's only the beginning!!! good
          5. sichevik
            sichevik 23 March 2014 13: 26
            +11
            I'm at war !!! No, I’ve fought better !!! But better yet, you’ve fought lower! A paruby ische fought better !!! Parubiy our commander !!! Glory to the hero of parubia !!! Kindergarten - the youngest group !!!
            All this would be ridiculous if it were not all so sad ... Okay, all these Galician hundreds, led by their centurions, who came to Kiev from their farms. They have almost all intelligence at the level of a three-month-old piglet. (I know what I'm saying, there is considerable experience in communicating with this contingent.) But the saddest thing is that very many Kievans and residents of other cities (not Western Ukrainian) strongly support all this obscurantism taking place in Ukraine.
            Well, on the topic. Senya, it turns out not only stupid like a rabbit. He is also naive, like a cheburashka. In G8, the guy wanted to. Either he has megalomania, or he has no brains in his head. I think that most likely both of these ...
          6. TAGIR
            TAGIR 23 March 2014 15: 22
            0
            You were not here
        3. infinite silence ...
          infinite silence ... 23 March 2014 12: 42
          +5
          Yeah ... got it. Kicking Margarine !!!!!!
          1. O_RUS
            O_RUS 23 March 2014 13: 06
            +9
            Quote: infinite silence ...
            Yeah ... got it. Kicking Margarine !!!!!!


            So the Ukrainian’s dream came true - to get everything at once! Europeans! Ukrainians!
            1. infinite silence ...
              infinite silence ... 23 March 2014 13: 51
              +3
              Yeah ... Hawaii love friends ...

              We got to Europe without washing ... Well ......... Well, I can’t calmly SUCH to read! It is necessary to be wooden to the ears !!!
              1. O_RUS
                O_RUS 23 March 2014 18: 21
                +3
                Quote: infinite silence ...
                It is necessary to be wooden to the ears !!!


                but it seems to me that you are mistaken. The desire to get to Europe is thoughtfully and embodied in reality. This is the achieved goal of the Ukrainian. Indeed, according to the Ukrainian, European integration is a carefree life and a real chance to get everything at once.
                1. infinite silence ...
                  infinite silence ... 24 March 2014 01: 10
                  +1
                  What are you saying? ... You have now generalized both brainless dumbasses and thinking people!
                  a real chance to get everything at once.

                  that's all ... hunger, bare ass and unemployment.
          2. 222222
            222222 23 March 2014 15: 16
            +3
            infinite silence ... UA Today, 12:42 PM ↑ New
            "Yeah ... hit. Kicks in the margarine !!!!!" .. what margarine?
            ..the same is said in "G" ... and even in eight ..
        4. de klermon
          de klermon 23 March 2014 13: 59
          +5
          In order to take SUCH Ukraine together with the Yaytsenyukovaya team in the G8, they will have to arrange a version of the Maidan on the lawn in front of the White House!
          And then they will definitely take it, just to the chamber where the UN Security Council and the Council of Europe usually sit!
      2. smel
        smel 23 March 2014 07: 53
        +18
        We will have to conduct a study and include in G8 the country with the largest public debt and in need of loans. If this is the country of Yaytsenyuha - then they will accept
        1. Tumbleweed
          Tumbleweed 23 March 2014 10: 06
          +15
          Quote: smel
          We will have to conduct a study and include in the G8 the country with the largest public debt

          She is already there (USA) laughing
          1. SHILO
            SHILO 23 March 2014 10: 49
            +12
            Agony (from other Greek: ἀγωνία - struggle) is the last stage of dying, which is associated with the activation of compensatory mechanisms aimed at combating the extinction of the vital forces of the body. In most cases, agony precedes death. Agony is not an irreversible condition: in some cases (for example, with agony caused by bleeding, shock, asphyxia, etc.), you can save a person (the last phrase does not concern the egg! wassat ).
        2. Koresh
          Koresh 23 March 2014 20: 35
          +6
          Well, Yatsenyu will pay ... Here is the advice from Rogozin (or just trolling)
          1. Ptah
            Ptah 23 March 2014 23: 00
            0
            Quote: Dmitry Rogozin
            OK, but you have to sit under the table
      3. from punk
        from punk 23 March 2014 08: 09
        +6
        Quote: W1950
        The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.

        for some reason he decided that everyone loves him. But in general diplomaty is rushing out of him.
      4. vo.dum
        vo.dum 23 March 2014 09: 36
        +8
        Yes, it’s not visible he wasn’t allowed to go to the rabbit with the liver, and urine hit my head ... I’m surprised why even the fascists with the rabbit do not require permanent membership in the UN Security Council? ... and yes ... they’ll finish their nuclear bomb on the Maidan ... the delivery vehicle is already there (catapult) ... so everything is still ahead ... bully
      5. storog.cccp
        storog.cccp 23 March 2014 10: 03
        +11
        And these claimed that there were no drugs on the Maidan. Looks like it's still rushing. Quality ganjubas.
      6. polite people
        polite people 23 March 2014 11: 24
        +2
        He has good support. His dad is the most important HASID of Ukraine.
      7. mountaineer
        mountaineer 23 March 2014 11: 57
        +7
        It makes no sense to ask that they smoke. I want to ask why they are not treated? laughing laughing laughing
        1. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 23 March 2014 12: 41
          +1
          Quote: climber
          Why are they not being treated?

          Unfortunately, this is not treated.
          Incubability (incurabilitas; lat. Incurabilis incurable; synonym for incurability) - a patient’s condition in which general disorders or features of the local pathological process exclude the possibility of saving a life or full restoration of health, working capacity.
        2. wasjasibirjac
          wasjasibirjac 23 March 2014 13: 20
          +1
          Quote: climber
          I want to ask why they are not treated?

          So after all, orderlies are not allowed into Ukraine by Western friends, and the head doctor decides with a diagnosis.
      8. kare
        kare 23 March 2014 12: 42
        +1
        eggwill be a worthy adornment of this gathering suffered and Pi-derasts recourse

      9. xan
        xan 23 March 2014 13: 15
        +2
        Quote: W1950
        The Rabbit got stoned. So soon he will request all of Europe at his feet.

        So I don’t know, Yaytsenyukh understands that such statements lower his image of a serious leader below the plinth, or from hopelessness just to offer something and lavishly tap into the logical end
      10. Rusin Dima
        Rusin Dima 23 March 2014 14: 07
        +2
        I want to be the mistress of the sea and that I would have a goldfish on the premises
        1. raven75
          raven75 23 March 2014 16: 38
          0
          In this case, it will end worse. Shards of a broken trough will be rammed ..., well, it’s clear where.
      11. raf
        raf 23 March 2014 18: 59
        0
        Quote: W1950
        Smoked a Rabbit

        Well, why didn’t you smoke so much about the rabbit, you need to feel sorry for him, he is sick, he has megalomania!
    2. svetlomor
      svetlomor 23 March 2014 07: 29
      +9
      Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed.
      1. I do not care
        I do not care 23 March 2014 10: 03
        +5
        Quote: svetlomor
        Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed

        Mr. Yatsenyuh, your place at the bucket!
      2. 0255
        0255 23 March 2014 10: 26
        +2
        Quote: svetlomor
        Even in a full house it is possible, there such talents are needed.

        a good idea - I got a flat, unmixed humor from Dubovitskaya and company! laughing
    3. makst83
      makst83 23 March 2014 07: 52
      +20
      What a pity that it is impossible to describe the whole storm of emotions that visited me when I found out about this initiative of Yatsenyuk! To put it mildly, I am under the table and paralysis broke me ....., out of laughter! wassat
      1. maks-101
        maks-101 23 March 2014 08: 08
        +9
        What a pity that it is impossible to describe the whole storm of emotions that visited me when I found out about this initiative of Yatsenyuk! To put it mildly, I am under the table and paralysis broke me ....., out of laughter! wassat
        no need to laugh at the wretched is a sin
      2. Diesel66
        Diesel66 23 March 2014 08: 21
        +5
        A certain Internet newspaper Ukrainskaya Pravda gives out such pearls to the mountain in batches http://www.pravda.com.ua/rus/news/ from the series "I cried". However, a very alarming message flashed, the Right Sector was legalized as a party, and Yarosh is aiming for the presidency. Read also Aksenov's appeal on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/SovetMinistrov/posts/306852002796666 I was amazed at how much anger is poured out on Russia by a hundred Ukrainian users. From banal rudeness to outright threats.
        1. vezunchik
          vezunchik 23 March 2014 10: 52
          +4
          Spring, at this time there is an exacerbation of schizophrenia! The exorbitant ambitions of the Ukrainian "leaders" are appalling. This is completely inadequate! Okay, egghead, Ukrainian Himmler, but Klitschko? It can be seen in boxing his last brains beaten off!
          KIEV, March 23. The Chairman of the Ukrainian Democratic Alliance for Reform (UBAR) faction in the Verkhovna Rada, Vitali Klitschko, calls on the UN to bring peacekeepers to Crimea. “We call on the UN and OSCE to urgently introduce observers and peacekeepers to the Crimean peninsula to prevent a humanitarian catastrophe,” the statement says the press service of the UDAR party said: “An urgent task for observers and peacekeepers is to create a humanitarian corridor for the withdrawal of the Ukrainian military, their families and everyone who is forced to leave the peninsula from Crimea. International observers and peacekeepers could use Ukrainian military facilities for their activities, ”Klitschko emphasized. Note, on the eve of Klitschko also said that the EU and the US should isolate Russia economically.
          “Recent events in Ukraine have shown that Russian leaders are ready to use force. Therefore, the EU and the US together must be prepared to react toughly. We need the sanctions of a democratic world that would be really painful for Putin. Therefore, they should concern not only some representatives of the Putin regime. Pressure should isolate Russia economically, ”Klitschko said.
          And why not send peacekeeping troops to Madrid where there are massive clashes with the police ???
          On March 22, Madrid hosted the “March of Dignity” - a procession with the participation of tens of thousands of people protesting against the economic policy of the Spanish government. Initially declared peaceful, the march escalated into riots in which at least 85 people, including 50 policemen, were injured. Local authorities note that the clashes were "unprecedentedly violent" and that the city suffered significant economic damage. Protesters who tried to break through the police cordons on the outskirts of the ruling People’s Party building threw stones and firecrackers into the guards. They used batons and tear gas in response. About 30 people were arrested for resisting the police.
          1. muhomor
            muhomor 23 March 2014 12: 19
            +5
            Vitalik suffered something: the EU should, the USA should, the UN should also. Vital! Nobody owes you anything! I'm afraid you will remain in your best interests.
          2. onizhe
            onizhe 23 March 2014 13: 04
            +1
            March 22, the “March of Dignity” was held in Madrid
            Recently, there has been a widespread marginalization of the protest movement around the world. In fact, the protesters behave like a crowd of drunken sailors in Petrograd. If before the police indifferently looked at peaceful demonstrations in Paris or London, or at tents in front of the White House, now all this is being severely dispersed. Perhaps this is a side effect of color revolutions or Arab springs. Europeans also decided that their performances could mean something. Or maybe there is a hand of some puppeteer here.
        2. VeteranS
          VeteranS 23 March 2014 14: 51
          0
          For 23 years, the West has been diligently instilling Russophobia in Ukraine through its lackeys, brainwashing Ukrainians, starting in kindergarten .... I believe that the "drug" addiction and brainwashing from Uncle Sam will soon end, and the Ukrainian people themselves will throw the history of the gangster Kiev junta into the dustbin ! God save Russia and Holy Russia!
      3. AleksUkr
        AleksUkr 23 March 2014 11: 03
        +7
        Ostap suffered ... Arseniy Yatsenyuk announced Ukraine's readiness to take Russia's place in the G-XNUMX ...
        The GXNUMX is actually a meeting of the leaders of the world's most industrialized countries. Until recently, it included the following states: Russia, USA, Great Britain, France, Germany, Japan, Italy, Canada.
        It is curious what Maidan Prime Minister Yatsenyuk was counting on in this case? Considering that the prepared association agreements with the European Union envisage the destruction of industry in Ukraine, what industrialized country was he going to represent in the GXNUMX?
        Perhaps the Ukrainians will also call the period of Yanukovych's rule the "golden age" ... After the Maidan, everything is just beginning ...
        At the moment, one thing is clear: as a result of the coup, Yanukovych lost power, although he did not declare his resignation. But then everything else is not clear. And first of all, what will happen to the country. And whether this country will be. Because the problems that have arisen before the new government, whose professionalism is not confirmed by historical experience, with good reason allow us to attribute it to potential members of the Stevenson "suicide club" ...
        1. onizhe
          onizhe 23 March 2014 12: 33
          +5
          What will happen to the country? In the XNUMXth century, a state such as Poland continued to exist. Its foreign policy was almost exactly the same as the Ukrainian flings. Internal disagreements were not much different from modern Ukrainian ones. To preserve the appearance of unity, a slogan was even invented, as we would say now: "There is strength in disagreements!" A century before that, Russia began to take territory from this country to the outraged accompaniment of the then West. The arguments of Russia are similar, only Orthodoxy was the basis. As a result, everyone got tired of this country, and the leading players simply divided it up among themselves. In fact, modern politics is not much different from the then, no matter what they say in America. It's just that now all the processes are going much faster.
    4. Sakhalininsk
      Sakhalininsk 23 March 2014 07: 55
      +8
      Yes, there schizophrenia progresses by leaps and bounds ... the patient, judging by the history, is ready for euthanasia through a colic!
      1. Lantau
        Lantau 23 March 2014 08: 07
        +8
        Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8

        In my opinion this is good. He will destroy everything and everything there. Faithful go comrade !!! laughing
      2. Stalevar
        Stalevar 23 March 2014 08: 26
        +3
        The case is quite serious and has not been described in medical practice. Everything is very running! In my opinion, you can try oxygen! And the baths of course))) With schizophrenia is an extremely useful procedure!
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    7. APASUS
      APASUS 23 March 2014 09: 14
      +26
      Quote: Strashila
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

      Sorry, the respected epidemic of idiocy began a little earlier.
      (this is what people send hz123)
      1. Name
        Name 23 March 2014 09: 25
        +26
        Julia promises to return the Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to set up a military base, they smoke, they drink ... wassat
        1. Egoza
          Egoza 23 March 2014 09: 29
          +13
          Quote: name
          Julia promises to return the Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to set up a military base, cho smoke, cho drink.

          And we’re nuclear weapons - easily, for six months we’ll do it! Turchinov promised! And the experts promised him! wassat
          Hail, brothers! Until the monkey got a grenade! laughing
          1. Sid.74
            Sid.74 23 March 2014 09: 50
            +13
            Found it in the internet, maybe a duck! Titushki in the General Staff of Ukraine ???

            Today I talked with the guys from Ukrtelecom (who serve the communication channels of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and security forces). They say:

            We, edrit, thought that they would chop the army fibers with an ax, but here is such a shame ... At night, the "polite" come to the node, their officer takes out a connection diagram of the node with detailed notes where something is, and clearly so chpok-chpok and pulled out specific patchcords. Civilian channels are working, military - to hell. We closed the unit and left.

            We ask our warriors: how is that ?! They: yes, we ourselves do not have any valid full communication organization scheme @ ra, only in GS
            laughing Polite and tidy people! laughing
            1. polite people
              polite people 23 March 2014 13: 31
              +4
              laughing Ah well done. Good news. laughing
          2. APASUS
            APASUS 23 March 2014 10: 08
            +9
            Quote: Egoza
            And we’re nuclear weapons - easily, for six months we’ll do it! Turchinov promised!

            Russia has stopped the nuclear energy supplies ordered by Ukrainian energy companies for nuclear power plants. Due to the unpredictable situation in the country. I don’t know for sure, but the newspapers say that the fuel on some units is coming to an end and there may already be problems with electricity.
            What is the place they think ??
            Yes, even half a year and the people themselves maydaunov people will begin to broadcast
        2. SHILO
          SHILO 23 March 2014 11: 17
          +7
          Quote: name
          Julia promises to return Crimea, Turchinov on the moon to establish a military base,


          Yes, not men. Good idea. After all that has become and what will become - Toko is poher there and it is possible. But it doesn’t threaten entim - I’m afraid we’ll see them in a mess.
        3. romashki74
          romashki74 23 March 2014 11: 37
          +2
          Hike something "heavy" use ....
          1. Sid.74
            Sid.74 23 March 2014 12: 08
            +2
            We consider the loss of the Ukrainian army! 5 tanks, front-line bomber, and howitzer!
            In the Kherson region, a Ukrainian howitzer caught fire and exploded. One person missing

            Kherson, March 22 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - In the Kherson region there was a fire on a self-propelled howitzer 2C19, which participated in military maneuvers, the press service of the Ministry of Defense reported.

            “The crew of the self-propelled howitzer tried to extinguish the fire on its own, but the measures taken by the servicemen did not produce results, the detonation of ammunition occurred.

            Four crew members were urgently evacuated to a safe place. The search for another crew member continues, "- said in a statement.

            As a result of the fire, three crew members of the combat vehicle received burns to their hands and faces, and were taken to one of the district hospitals of the Kherson region, where they were provided with necessary medical assistance. The health status of servicemen is satisfactory.

            A demining team is working at the scene to organize and carry out activities to search for ammunition scattered by the explosion and the subsequent evacuation of the vehicle.

            Appointed official investigation.
      2. Ptah
        Ptah 23 March 2014 10: 26
        +5
        Turchinov: We will do everything to create a space base on the moon ...

        A messenger of "goodwill" is ready to go on a mission ...
        The words of the anthem are written, unlearned, welcoming gestures are practiced

      3. 0255
        0255 23 March 2014 10: 33
        +7
        Quote: APASUS
        Quote: Strashila
        If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

        Sorry, the respected epidemic of idiocy began a little earlier.
        (this is what people send hz123)


        It would be funny if it weren’t so sad sad
        This is complete ****** - so inadequate people seized power in Ukraine fool
        They also want a nuclear bomb ...
        1. wasjasibirjac
          wasjasibirjac 23 March 2014 13: 30
          +2
          Quote: 0255
          It would be funny if it were not so sad :(

          iron sky looked? he too. Here is Goering’s desire to find and woke up. after all, the best friend of a national hero.
          1. 0255
            0255 23 March 2014 16: 48
            0
            Quote: wasjasibirjac
            Quote: 0255
            It would be funny if it were not so sad :(

            iron sky looked? he too. Here is Goering’s desire to find and woke up. after all, the best friend of a national hero.

            if only so laughing
      4. vezunchik
        vezunchik 23 March 2014 10: 55
        +4
        How similar to Goering’s speech!
        1. 0255
          0255 23 March 2014 12: 54
          +2
          Quote: vezunchik
          How similar to Goering’s speech!

          Well, there is nothing surprising, unfortunately - they consider Goering, like Hitler and his company, liberators from the "m_skalsoy occupation" fool
          I am amazed to whom Yanukovych surrendered power in the country - also, damn it, "the guarantor of the constitution and statehood" negative
      5. 222222
        222222 23 March 2014 15: 22
        +1
        ..Lenya Cosmos sobs ..
    8. Oleg14774
      Oleg14774 23 March 2014 09: 19
      +8
      I didn’t even read the article, I decided to immediately go to the comments and cheer myself up!
    9. botur
      botur 23 March 2014 09: 41
      +2
      [q
      uote = Strashila] then March 22 is now the day of the Idiot. [/ quote]
      Day of the Eggs. laughing
    10. storog.cccp
      storog.cccp 23 March 2014 09: 55
      +10
      I do not want to be the queen, I want to be the mistress of the sea !!!
      1. SHILO
        SHILO 23 March 2014 10: 25
        +8
        Quote: storog.cccp
        I do not want to be the queen, I want to be the mistress of the sea !!!


        ++++++++++++++++++ How did you remember !? laughing
    11. Tumbleweed
      Tumbleweed 23 March 2014 10: 12
      +9
      Quote: Strashila
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

      And I immediately remembered the good old cartoon "Last year's snow was falling ..."
      Remember: "Who will be the last king here? That there is no one? Then I will be the first ..." laughing
    12. mountaineer
      mountaineer 23 March 2014 10: 34
      +5
      boo-ha-ha !!!! neighing !!!
      laughing
      Will he deliver sandwiches and change ashtrays? Does he himself understand which garbage he froze?
    13. Siberian19
      Siberian19 23 March 2014 10: 43
      +6
      oh and the fun begins soon!
      1. Finoll
        Finoll 23 March 2014 11: 54
        +5
        The main thing is all in Russian.
      2. APASUS
        APASUS 23 March 2014 12: 26
        +5
        Quote: Siberian19
        Kremenchug Maidanuty share money

        Tell me how the power that has come is different from the power of Yanukovych and Co. ??
        A thief sits on a thief and drives a thief!
        I want to repeat the golden words:
        Geniuses prepare revolutions, make romantics, and crooks use its fruits.
      3. kare
        kare 23 March 2014 12: 53
        +4
        When my mother-in-law looks at House-2, the situation in this institution is for the mentally ill, according to the sound timbre, and the intensity of passions is one to one.
    14. AVV
      AVV 23 March 2014 10: 44
      +5
      Quote: Strashila
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

      But who will take the egg-head in G 8, there will be as many as 7 idiots, they don’t know where to go !!! And there aren’t enough fascists there ???
    15. Spnsr
      Spnsr 23 March 2014 11: 05
      +4
      nimble as ...!
      and a representative will put there a sash of a broken one with an aftamat! laughing in then they will trample laughing
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    17. RND
      RND 23 March 2014 12: 27
      +4
      Quote: Strashila
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

      And the day of the new G8 format: "seven + six" wassat
    18. Ross
      Ross 23 March 2014 12: 28
      +3
      If April 1 is April Fool's Day, then March 22 is now Idiot Day.

      That’s about anything I’m ready to trend, if only not to engage in the real economy.
      1. VeteranS
        VeteranS 23 March 2014 14: 54
        0
        Let him go anywhere .... From him, the Americans and European partners will only have a headache that will hurt more, and maybe even worse ...
    19. witch
      witch 23 March 2014 13: 52
      +2
      not the topic of course, but still the people of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION
      please buy goods only produced in our country, that is, RUSSIAN. or at least as little as possible produced in Europe and America. thereby you support our producer. and reduce the outflow of capital over the hill.
    20. starshina78
      starshina78 23 March 2014 14: 10
      0
      Or maybe Yatsenyuk and wrap! Generally overgrown!
    21. Siberian19
      Siberian19 23 March 2014 14: 45
      +5
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/510/jjrx566.jpg
      1. strannik595
        strannik595 23 March 2014 17: 58
        0
        not, but what, let them take me in Zhi-8, they should all come together in one outhouse ..... I'm for it!
  2. vladimirZ
    vladimirZ 23 March 2014 07: 24
    +16
    It's that new anecdote: Ukraine is a member of the G8. laughing laughing laughing
    Schizany. laughing laughing laughing
    1. Bi_Murza
      Bi_Murza 23 March 2014 07: 29
      +3
      Yatsenyuk shit dreamed x ,,, laughter and sin the flag in his hands wassat wassat
    2. Hleb
      Hleb 23 March 2014 07: 30
      +10
      "Excuse me, this is not busy? Will you come out on the next one?"
    3. Canep
      Canep 23 March 2014 08: 18
      +6
      And there it seems now they are accepting not in terms of economy, but in terms of debt, the United States and Ukraine are ahead of the rest!
  3. Hikar
    Hikar 23 March 2014 07: 24
    +4
    The most you place for sixes ....
  4. Hleb
    Hleb 23 March 2014 07: 25
    +2
    he announced that Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free

    so how can you be such a down?
    1. hz123
      hz123 23 March 2014 07: 28
      +2
      Well, let them be in the eight, there will be, then 8, in the place of a serious gathering with an ordinary gamepad.
      ps before the liards asked, now they can’t get enough of the milleins
    2. Egoza
      Egoza 23 March 2014 09: 24
      +4
      Quote: Gleb
      so how can you be such a down?

      Can! Not like that either! We are the taperich of the EU and the USA will indicate what they should do! wassat
      "To prevent the Kremlin's aggressive behavior, The European Union and the United States should apply sanctions not only to some representatives of the Putin regime, but also isolate Russia economically. This was stated by the leader of "UDAR" Vitali Klitschko during a speech at the Brussels Forum, the press service of the political force reported. “Recent events in Ukraine have shown that Russian leaders are ready to use force. EU and US together must be ready to react tough- said Klitschko. - Mandatory sanctions of a democratic world that would be really painful for Putin. Therefore, they should concern not only some representatives of the Putin regime. Pressure should isolate Russia economically ", - stressed the leader of "UDAR".
      Source: http://polemika.com.ua/news-141725.html
  5. L77
    L77 23 March 2014 07: 25
    +2
    Hmm, funny ...
  6. delfinN
    delfinN 23 March 2014 07: 25
    +42
    In Magadan, and you will be treated ...
  7. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 23 March 2014 07: 26
    +16
    Ukraine is ready, but is the G8 ready for such "happiness" ???
  8. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 23 March 2014 07: 27
    +5
    You do not need a G8. You are firmly attached at 21 (POINT)! wassat
  9. Ihrek
    Ihrek 23 March 2014 07: 28
    +3
    Well, yes, there is someone to serve coffee.
  10. major071
    major071 23 March 2014 07: 28
    +10
    Eh, Senya, Senya, you were let out of the psychiatric hospital early, all the same, you need to be treated! laughing
  11. siberalt
    siberalt 23 March 2014 07: 28
    +3
    State Department "six" wanted to be refined! laughing
  12. Sergg
    Sergg 23 March 2014 07: 28
    +7
    Yaytsnyuh completely stupefied, what kind of weed is he using? The state of Ukraine does not currently exist. There is a territory that such as Yaytsenyuh can cheaply sell to the West.
  13. Semenov
    Semenov 23 March 2014 07: 28
    +3
    It’s even sad, can such narrow-minded people lead such a state? Although, every nation deserves its own government.
    1. wax
      wax 23 March 2014 13: 39
      -1
      In this case, this does not apply to the Ukrainian people. But the selection of "cadres" by nullands is quite choracterizing. By the way, where is she? Tyagnibok would also like to fuck her: her cookies are enticing, checked by the State Department.
  14. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 23 March 2014 07: 29
    +3
    Yaytsenyuk zhzhot!

    It seems that before April 1 (April Fools' Day) far ...
  15. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 23 March 2014 07: 30
    +3
    Ukraine in 8-ke. In addition to it, the forum includes Zaire, Bangladesh, Nepal, Paraguay, Haiti, Albania, butane.
  16. Stalevar
    Stalevar 23 March 2014 07: 31
    +4
    Who said that now? Is it Petrosyan or is it the "head of state"? People, men, a herd of clowns mock common sense. How can you look at this without crying? Come to your senses, people. It's a bad show because they don't know what they are doing. They are ready to present themselves as idiots, but don't be like them !!!! I am now addressing the US and the EU. Paranoia is a dangerous disease !!!!!
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 23 March 2014 09: 27
      +1
      Quote: Stalevar
      Is it Petrosyan or is it the "head of state"?

      Why are you so on Petrosyan !!! Compared to our rulers, Petrosyan is the smartest person !!!!
  17. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 23 March 2014 07: 31
    +6
    Probably, Bandera think that G8 is a special "G" point, only located in the ass.

    Well, Geyropa!
  18. Smirnov Vadim
    23 March 2014 07: 32
    +30
    News from a madhouse:
    1. brelok
      brelok 23 March 2014 07: 53
      +7
      Quote: Smirnov Vadim
      News from a madhouse:

      Oh ... no! wassat
    2. Sid.74
      Sid.74 23 March 2014 07: 56
      +25
      Ukrainian space forces is serious !!!!! laughing
      1. I do not care
        I do not care 23 March 2014 10: 08
        +11
        Quote: Sid.74
        Ukrainian space forces is serious !!!!!

        And what, what politicians, such and such troops
    3. Siberian19
      Siberian19 23 March 2014 10: 31
      +11
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/683/mqsu87.jpg
  19. Smirnov Vadim
    23 March 2014 07: 33
    +14
    News from a madhouse:
    1. hz123
      hz123 23 March 2014 07: 36
      +3
      finance this project:
      Voluntary action from the capital's doctors. Kiev Psychiatric Hospital No. 1 allocated a quarter of a million hryvnias to support the Ukrainian army. This was stated by the director of this medical institution Vyacheslav Mishiev. Hospital staff took the initiative: doctors, nurses and orderlies. The funds will be transferred to the accounts of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
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    3. S-17
      S-17 23 March 2014 08: 20
      0
      The photoshop, although ridiculous (although it is possible that they really already have such thoughts) ...)))
    4. Ptah
      Ptah 23 March 2014 09: 02
      +26
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      1. onizhe
        onizhe 23 March 2014 10: 50
        +9
        We were taught at the institute that in schizophrenia there are 3 types of delirium:
        1. Paranoid, or delirium of small scope. This is usually directed against neighbors who always cook some kind of muck.
        2. Paranoid. This is the second stage. As a rule, this is nonsense of persecution.
        3. Paraphrenic. This is the extreme point. Patients become captains of all spaceships, presidents of the world. They carry certificates for the right to wear all orders and medals of the Soviet Union and other shiny items.
        The funny thing is that as the disease develops, the new nonsense does not crowd out the other, but gets along with it. As a result, the president of the world is poisoned by the forces of world evil in the person of the local housing office, and a neighbor from the apartment from above at night steals feathers from the pillow.
        It is difficult not to notice parallels with the statements of the Ukrainian triumvirate, and now pale without a braid.
        1. Ptah
          Ptah 23 March 2014 10: 56
          +10
          Quote: onizhe
          They taught us at the institute,

          And we were taught to read signatures -

          Comments are hidden by privacy settings!


          They also taught this rule. In psychiatry, the first person to wear a white coat is the DOCTOR.
          1. onizhe
            onizhe 23 March 2014 12: 04
            +3
            This is all from the field of winged jokes. And reality - right from the textbook. Here, even the birthright of a dressing gown does not save.
          2. Spnsr
            Spnsr 23 March 2014 12: 17
            +2
            Quote: Ptah
            Quote: onizhe
            They taught us at the institute,

            And we were taught to read signatures -

            Comments are hidden by privacy settings!


            They also taught this rule. In psychiatry, the first person to wear a white coat is the DOCTOR.

            actually the person said the matter laughing all symptoms listed laughing
            and who has the link to this article in the original?
            1. onizhe
              onizhe 23 March 2014 14: 04
              +2
              There is no article as such, it’s from memory, from lectures. All this is in any textbook on psychiatry.
    5. Sailor Zheleznyak
      Sailor Zheleznyak 23 March 2014 17: 48
      +3
      DEJAVU. In 1991, Kravchuk has already announced the Square Space. power, privatizing 3 Russian NIPA (scientific and measuring points), located in Evpatoria, Simferopol and Dunaevtsy. No admonitions by the RF Aerospace Forces command had any effect. Result: the equipment was plundered into non-ferrous metals and simply rotted, the officers who had taken the oath to Ukraine were fired. It is not known where the valiant commander of the VK UKRAINE, Samarin, went. "What's not to eat, I take a bite !!!"
  20. svp67
    svp67 23 March 2014 07: 33
    +3
    Yatsenyuk: Ukraine is ready to take a place in G8
    Ready is ready, but who will invite her. Although they can, someone should serve the gentlemen ... So Yatsenyuk has already begged for a place on the "demobilization" ...
  21. Rattenfanger
    Rattenfanger 23 March 2014 07: 33
    +2
    Addicts there alone, chtoli?
  22. Name
    Name 23 March 2014 07: 34
    +7
    Yeah, and since Yarosh is a candidate for "presidency", he will represent "nEzalEzhnaya" in the G8 ... laughing
  23. Smirnov Vadim
    23 March 2014 07: 34
    +18
    News from a madhouse:
    1. vadpol
      vadpol 23 March 2014 09: 20
      +3
      Maroussia affair says1 HOUR BACK # -12


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      “X \ o \ t \ I don’t know that \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ n nNe, You are n \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\ u,, \ and these and \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ and above him, they are also for \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ n \ r \ o \ u \ s \ x \ o \ d \ u \ l \ u ... and k \ a \ k it \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ h \ a \ l! I’m n \ o \ k \ a \ s \ a \ l \ o \ c \ b, that I’m n \ a \ b \ e \ h \ n \ o n \ o \ n \ a \ l to hell, ”- d \ r \ o \ x \ a \ u \ u \ m \ r \ o \ l \ o \ s \ o \ m \ b \ s \ n \ o \ m \ u \ n \ a \ e \ t Yuri . This is about the one to whom the ear was cut off, the fool wrote that he was shot two more legs and for two weeks he was lying in his bowel movements! that’s tenacious! And BECAUSE IT REALLY BELIEVES IN IT! and how many more?
    2. raven75
      raven75 23 March 2014 11: 40
      +3
      300 bullets? Are the Americans filming Terminator 50?
      1. revnagan
        revnagan 23 March 2014 12: 03
        +4
        Quote: raven75
        300 bullets? Are the Americans filming Terminator 50?

        I watched this video in the news. Bullets from a PNEUMATIC pistol, the wounds were shown on the camera almost point-blank, small ones. But in general, the Ukrainian news should be called "Herald of the Madhouse." Three days ago, they showed a video of how a Russian spy was caught in Chernigov. They took him to the square where he bought wassat ! State secrets of Ukraine! wassatHe was dressed in a black cloak to the heels! (Of course!), And was armed with as many as two! Knives wassat(seen in the FSB funding problems). I cried with laughter. But many are being ...
        1. raven75
          raven75 23 March 2014 16: 54
          +1
          Yeah, he was also wearing black glasses, a Budenovka pulled over his forehead, with a PCA and a parachute over his shoulders. A typical Russian spy ... Actually, this is from jokes about Stirlitz, but now about such "spies" are caught by the new "authorities" of Ukraine.
  24. andrei332809
    andrei332809 23 March 2014 07: 34
    +3
    yeah, it rarely happens that a surname so matches the content. egghead snuff fool
  25. Smirnov Vadim
    23 March 2014 07: 35
    +36
    Escape from Ukraine: residents of the village of Shooting in the Kherson region entered Russia by moving the border pillars
    The general gathering of residents of the village of Shooting in the Kherson region, on the southern outskirts of which there is both Ukrainian and Russian roadblocks, decided to move the Ukrainian roadblock to the northern outskirts, after which the residents independently re-installed the border posts to the opposite end of the village.
    The prosecutor's office of the region opened criminal proceedings in ch. 1 Art. 367 MCC (Negligence). This was announced by the press secretary of the regional prosecutor Fedor Samoilenko. However, it is not clear how the prosecutor's office will be able to go against the will of one hundred percent of the inhabitants of this settlement.
    1. hz123
      hz123 23 March 2014 07: 39
      +10
      cunningly, referendum campaign will soon become obsolete
    2. vadpol
      vadpol 23 March 2014 08: 56
      +2
      what is not clear? the masked guys will come, with the stolen trunks and return everything to their place. Well, and grab a little for the non-stop.
  26. Stinger
    Stinger 23 March 2014 07: 36
    +2
    Question: Is there a place in the eight?
    Answer: Only you are waiting.
  27. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 23 March 2014 07: 37
    +12
    Suddenly out of nowhere appeared in p ... smiling (new member)))) laughing
  28. Sergey Sitnikov
    Sergey Sitnikov 23 March 2014 07: 37
    +5
    Well, Trotsky’s way (World Revolution), he bought the country a ticket to J .. OPU, and he told everyone-in G-8, to a brighter future where we will rule the world with the West, but Putin will be on our premises ...
  29. vladstro
    vladstro 23 March 2014 07: 38
    +2
    Let 7 take it, then it immediately becomes an eight of idiots, and everything will be clear to the other world, and there you can pull up both the Somali pirates and the Amazon tribes, and that some have a "powerful fleet" in others "the most terrible weapon for other Maydauns, arrows "this will be a coalition. smile
  30. Walk
    Walk 23 March 2014 07: 39
    +3
    This is not even funny. Apparently in Kiev, the doors of all mental hospitals are open. In the maydanut government, everyone is represented: violent, Napoleon, Bismarck.
    1. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 23 March 2014 07: 52
      +2
      Quote: Walk
      This is not even funny. Apparently in Kiev, the doors of all mental hospitals are open. In the maydanut government, everyone is represented: violent, Napoleon, Bismarck.

      And the president of the globe is Ukraine. laughing
  31. pogis
    pogis 23 March 2014 07: 46
    +5
    I am under the table laughing laughing out loud!
  32. diff
    diff 23 March 2014 07: 47
    +13
    G8 felt that Putin too often left them in the cold, this is the new candidate. laughing
  33. Lyapis
    Lyapis 23 March 2014 07: 53
    +6
    As far as I remember, the G8 is the organization of the most developed, influential and wealthy countries of the world ... And Ukraine (alas) is not suitable for a single point of these requirements.
    So, that is not a hat for Senka! lol
  34. kind
    kind 23 March 2014 07: 56
    +1
    It is necessary to go down the West in such a way as to conduct dialogue with an abnormal bandit and still support them financially! It is clear that in order to spoil Russia any means are good, but not as obvious. This shows the whole rotten essence of Obamkina and his jackals. I do not understand A. Merkel, if she had turned to Russia, all politics in the world would have gone differently. Because gradually the rest of Europe would follow the example of Germany, and Merkel would become a very significant figure in politics, especially since ordinary Germans supported the return of Crimea!
  35. Quantum
    Quantum 23 March 2014 07: 58
    +3
    It's time to open a panopticon to the heroes of Ukraine! True, you have to introduce
    restrictions for the faint of heart. It would be nice to put Russian
    traitors like Sobchak, Akhedzhakova and others.
  36. ruslan7608
    ruslan7608 23 March 2014 07: 59
    +1
    This is how a person is ready to humiliate himself, if only to show that he is like his own. The G8 includes countries with a stable economy, or with a good development prospect. These even their power in the territory can not keep it all for the same. With a wild cry west they’ll help us climb into Europe. How dumb sheep do not reach them that nobody needs them in FIG. Already in 20 years after the collapse of the union they could understand
  37. Arkan
    Arkan 23 March 2014 08: 01
    +8
    Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free.


    The roof goes slowly, quietly slate rustling ....
  38. ZU-23
    ZU-23 23 March 2014 08: 02
    +1
    But Cho for stupid people, this maneuver of the egg will affect. People will say that they throw Russia even with the G8 and put us in, hop you’re not looking so bad with Ukrainian politics and a stupid electorate will be added.
  39. IGS
    IGS 23 March 2014 08: 09
    0
    And, in general, you laugh in vain. It's not about these clowns. It's about their "nannies". The West allows them what it did not allow anyone, and all in order to squeeze Russia. This must be kept in mind.
    1. onizhe
      onizhe 23 March 2014 11: 13
      +3
      Actually allowed. For example, Georgia. For them, they are like a beloved child who would not hang around with anything, if only he would hang himself. And children jump out of their pants to please loving parents. How such a love ended in Georgia, everyone remembers. So the truth is not funny.
      1. IGS
        IGS 23 March 2014 12: 13
        +2
        Yes you are right. There, we also perceived everything with humor at first. We prevailed, but our guys died. This time, losses may be greater.
      2. smart Fox
        smart Fox 23 March 2014 17: 20
        0
        Let them take Georgia to their G8. I can’t say anything about the effectiveness of work, but they will have a chorus, real, Georgian
  40. Goldmitro
    Goldmitro 23 March 2014 08: 10
    +1
    <<< After this meeting, he (Yatsenyuk) announced that Ukraine is ready to take a seat in the G8, if it is vacant. >>>
    It seems that these bloated Banderlog's tower is completely jammed! A country located in such a F ... PE only there was not enough to completely "lower" the G7, turning it into a meeting in a home for the elderly Hollywood stars, who were once in the spotlight and now fiercely clinging to their former popularity, realizing that their time is running out and new stars are inexorably beginning to attract the attention of the whole world!
  41. Koronik
    Koronik 23 March 2014 08: 10
    +1
    Yes, for God's sake, take this place while it is free! Is Canada interestingly included in the G 20, or not? And is Ukraine included in it? And Russia, while the 5th economy of the world (I think so far, our place should be no lower than the third) has its own interests and we must defend them no matter what, otherwise they will simply trample us.
  42. mak210
    mak210 23 March 2014 08: 17
    +7
    That would have also deprived us of a place in the WTO!
  43. Bakansky
    Bakansky 23 March 2014 08: 23
    +2
    more and more fun and no matter how disgusting to the rulers of foreign countries with these inadequate creatures, this clearly shows that their "puppeteers" will try to keep these clowns in power to the last
  44. morpogr
    morpogr 23 March 2014 08: 25
    +2
    Not for Senka this hat. Dreams and hallucinations in him seem to be a reality.
  45. GRIGORY
    GRIGORY 23 March 2014 08: 27
    +2
    Ukraine is ready to take a place in the G8, if it is free

    Is this such a joke ???? request
    How can this "POVERTY" "Fascist" Ukraine take the place of the 5th economy of the world (Russia).
  46. awg75
    awg75 23 March 2014 08: 28
    +8
    I propose to Ukraine to share the whole world with the USA and make G2, but why is there a G8-for such a strong and independent country like Ukraine it’s not solid to sit at the same table with frankly weak countries like France, Germany, Great Britain!
  47. GRune
    GRune 23 March 2014 08: 29
    +5
    The year of humor in Ukraine continues. Zaytsu place next to Napoleon in the palette of a special medical institution.
  48. Makyr
    Makyr 23 March 2014 08: 30
    +4
    Well, it's just that Yatsenyuk’s head failed.
    Now it is clear why Ukraine has turned from a highly developed prosperous Ukrainian SSR into a beggar beggar. These are the "patriots" who brought her.
  49. aud13
    aud13 23 March 2014 08: 32
    +4
    It would be interesting!
    I don’t know how about the growth of Ukraine’s authority, but the fall in the rating of other countries will definitely be ...
    Let Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia be accepted into this C-8 for the kit.
    1. ksenofont7
      ksenofont7 23 March 2014 11: 47
      +1
      I agree. not our party!
  50. Shono Khan
    Shono Khan 23 March 2014 08: 38
    +18
    Well, there he is dear)))) fellow Schaz G8 does not steer, G20 steers China, Russia, Brazil, etc. love A crisis of the EU and the States for free, behind the barn))))