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Russians imposed Obama ... sanctions

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Starting this week, every resident of Russia from a pensioner to an oligarch, from the owner of a construction car to the owner of a car of 400 “horses”, from a guest worker to the president, has learned that now our country lives in a “regime of severe sanctions”. This was announced not only for Russia, but also for the rest of the world (primarily, naturally, for “progressive humanity”) news publications of our "partners".


Western leaders are competing in who will express more terrible words addressed to Russia in connection with its position in the Crimea. And the term “sanctions” itself, it seems, in the last decade of March seems to be at risk of becoming the most popular term in the world. Politicians of the so-called “leading countries” repeat it on any convenient and inconvenient occasion, earning for themselves either political points or the title of Honored Comedians of the Planet.

The title of honored humorist of the European Union can be awarded to Angela Merkel, who last Thursday said the following:

At the upcoming summit it will be clear that we are ready at any time to introduce the third phase of punitive measures if the situation worsens.


The phrase "punitive measures" - from the mouth of a German politician ... You have certain mania from the famous German past, Angel ...

From such “threats” of the Federal Chancellor, apparently, we should become terribly fearful ... But from the words “the third phase of punitive measures” it turns out quite the opposite ... It turns out that the first two phases are already in place. Is that so? Apparently, now it is necessary, at least for the sake of decency, to pretend that we “feel the sanctions to the fullest extent” of such sanctions in order to play along with Mrs. Merkel.

But the lady of the comic stage from the EU is still far from the real leading figure of planetary sparkling humor. The phrase "sanctions against Russia" sounds from the lips of Barack Obama - the creator of such masterful humorous tricks as "Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize", "American Diplomacy", "Support for democratic values", "Come back, Snowden, I will forgive everything" and "Pass it on to Vladimir ".

Without going into details once again about what threatens Russia with all these "punitive measures", taken, apparently, by "punitive detachments", it is worth noting that the more you move your eyebrows and frown your "face" the West, the it causes great irony inside Russia itself.

By the way, about the gloomy "faces" ... The West did not have time to talk about sanctions, as "our" democratic of democratic ones instantly responded - Russian-speaking Wikipedia, burst into "encyclopedic" article "Sanctions against Russia (2014)" as much as 19 with footnotes . That same Russian-language Wikipedia, in which, for example, Arseniy Yatsenyuk is referred to as the legitimate prime minister of Ukraine on a page that was blocked for several days to make corrections (well, so the “free” encyclopedia ...) That same Russian-language “free” and “ informative ”Wikipedia, in which Sevastopol administratively has a“ controversial ”status ... Yatsenyuk's status is not disputed, and, you understand, the status of Sevastopol is controversial. Informative, honest, transparent, you will not say anything. Well, God be with him, with this "source" ...

The Russians looked and watched a couple of days at all these delusional threats about “punitive measures” and sanctions, listened to and listened to Western leaders, and decided what they called, going from the bottom up, to issue their “answer to Chamberlain”. Russia was literally overwhelmed by a positive wave of irony - "banter" about all the voiced Western sanctions and talk about them. In million-plus cities, regional centers and even provincial urban settlements. wonderful signs and mini-posters began to appear in which the most ordinary Russians openly deride threats against Russia from a number of foreign politicians in an original manner. Naturally, the main character was also chosen for the “symmetrical” answer, which Barack Hussein Obama, already mentioned in the material, became. Now Obama, having assumed extended obligations, personally “froze” the accounts of Elena Mizulina, Sergey Aksyonov, Sergey Glazyev and some other Russian officials, in an anecdotal plan runs the risk of even exceeding the recognized heroes of this national folklore - Petka with Vasilvananych and Stirlitz. True, if these heroes play in jokes most often positive roles, then Obama, even in jokes under sanctions ...

Judge for yourself. The Russian people forbid him to go to a barbecue in Makhachkala, to stroke cats in Novgorod, to sit in a taxi in the Orenburg region, to use a cooler in Mytishchi, to make purchases in the Omsk shopping center and to park their car near the kindergarten of Voronezh.

In addition to Obama, the Russians “imposed” sanctions against such “friends of Russia and Ukraine” as John McCain, Hillary Clinton, Dmitry Yarosh, Vitali Klitschko, John Kerry, Irina Fahrion, Francois Hollande. These persons are forbidden to feed pigeons in Saratov, donate permet in Perm and to celebrate the large and small needs in the public toilet of Khabarovsk ...

We present to your attention a selection of photos from different cities of Russia, where you can see all those points of sanctions imposed by Russians against the above-mentioned ladies and gentlemen.

Russians imposed Obama ... sanctions














Guided by the position of the world around the world, the publication "Military Review" introduces its own severe sanctions against Western officials who did not recognize the results of the referendum in the Crimea, and forbids them to comment on this article ... If the situation worsens, our moderators will introduce the third phase "sanctions against the persons mentioned ... We do not play around ...

Well, seriously, there is no greater force against Western sanctions than the Russian people themselves. We are now almost 146 million. And if every sensible person, at least during one trip to the grocery store, gets instead of the western, offhand, “cookies” product produced in the space of Russia or the Customs Union, then all these sanctions against the Russian Federation will go sideways exclusively to those who play our role "moralists". As a result: in our hands there are real countermeasures that no foreign manufacturer can ignore, and with it not a single foreign country thinking about the consequences.

Well, Barak, are you ready? ..
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  1. Mr.M
    Mr.M 22 March 2014 07: 52
    +67
    Our answer to Cheberleen! laughing
    1. W1950
      W1950 22 March 2014 08: 11
      +58
      crying Yeah, yesterday it was on the market, like Belarusian sausage at the same price as a month ago, but we didn’t have Amerovskaya sausage.
      1. seller trucks
        seller trucks 22 March 2014 09: 11
        +45
        creativity on the polemic:

        Putin issued Russian passports to all Crimean residents. Grateful residents in return gave Vladimir Vladimirovich a Ukrainian passport. GDP without hesitation asked the CEC to register him as a candidate for President of Ukraine. On 26 of May 2014 of the year, Yulia Tymoshenko announced that the elections were rigged and staged Maidan in protest in Kiev. On the 1 of September 2014, at the metro station Levoberezhnaya, Russian customs officers checked the passports of passengers.


        The child, appearing for the first time in physical education for the semester (the third lesson) .. said ... that he was assigned to the group to a taekwondo fighter .. "an utter ugly" .. who all of them .. "annoyed them with shouts that he is the coolest teiekwondo fighter in Russia." And I still could not help but say .... "Daughter .. send him nah .. don’t worry about the test" .. and this is not because she is the daughter of the Deputy Vice-Rector .. simply because ALL RUSSIA KNOWS WHO IS THE COOLEST TYIKVONDIST ))))


        Obama to John Kerry: - Listen, I didn’t understand something. It turns out that we bought Russian Crimea for those 5 billion that we spent on Independence Square?


        Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres. “Volodya, do you definitely have no Jewish roots?” “Why did you decide so, Shimon?” - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!


        Poroshenko: - Vladimir Vladimirovich, this is arbitrary! Why did you take the Roshen factory in Lipetsk from me ??? Putin: - And what about Petya? Alina asked to give her a box of chocolates on DR!


        Petya and Senya are twin brothers. But why did one of them turn out to be chocolate, and the second has a forehead in green?


        New GDP phrases: 1. Poland did not legally withdraw from the Warsaw Pact. 2. Alaska has always been our land. 3. Berlin and Washington will never become Bandera !!!


        Source: http://polemika.com.ua/article-141612.html
        1. chehywed
          chehywed 22 March 2014 10: 37
          +27
          Quote: seller trucks
          What should Petya do? Alina asked to give her a box of chocolates on DR!
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          2. Massaget
            Massaget 22 March 2014 13: 38
            +26
            -Still need a STROLLER soon, I don’t know how to ask.
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            2. Mister X
              Mister X 22 March 2014 18: 17
              +27
              Quote: Massaget
              Soon a wheelchair will be needed, I don’t know how to ask.

              We need to call Uncle Dima. He will arrange everything wink



              - Hello, Vova?
              “No, it's me, Dimon.” He is at a meeting now.
              - Dima! Tell him that in 9 months we will need a stroller.
              - Vova! She said that by December you will need ALASKA ...
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              2. Mature naturalist
                Mature naturalist 23 March 2014 01: 09
                +14
                good photoshop
                1. Mature naturalist
                  Mature naturalist 23 March 2014 01: 52
                  +14
                  and a little more (clickable)
                2. psg72
                  psg72 23 March 2014 05: 53
                  +4
                  It’s necessary, it’s necessary.
      2. 120352
        120352 22 March 2014 10: 14
        +23
        W1950
        You have no idea how lucky you are that there are no Amerov sausages on the shelves! I have to be there from time to time and there is this muck. Each time, when I return home, to Russia, I note a decrease in weight by several kg., Since their food is not really grub!
        1. locman60
          locman60 22 March 2014 12: 45
          +2
          that's for sure! I talk with a Russian from Lithuania ... what the hell are they eating !!! .. eat home-made food ... such a stench is worth it, dear mother !!!
        2. PATTIY
          PATTIY 22 March 2014 17: 56
          +2
          Quote: 120352
          W1950 ... their food ... grub!

          You can see by the torso - fat from the shoulder blades :))))
          1. Arberes
            Arberes 22 March 2014 18: 21
            +11
            I also decided to punish Obama !!! Stop bothering!

            Sanction!

            I will impose sanctions against Obama!
            And if you need to be desperately
            I won’t let him in - let him not ask
            Into your dirty and horny porch!

            Understand Barak, the jokes are bad with me!
            And I will find you!
            And if you build us dirty tricks
            I won’t come to work tomorrow!
          2. michelle
            michelle 28 March 2014 23: 48
            0
            this is from GMOs, bush legs and golem fast food ... and they are also bursting with gases from GMO corn ... wassat
        3. Alecto
          Alecto 27 March 2014 11: 17
          0
          I subscribe to every word. I was in America twice because my daughter studied there. The first 2 months of her studies, she was looking for shops that sell normal food. Then I found a site for suppliers of Russian products and ordered everything from there. Guys, on what they eat ... it's impossible to stay normal :))
      3. WKS
        WKS 26 March 2014 13: 34
        0
        What about Bush’s legs?
    2. voldmis
      voldmis 22 March 2014 08: 31
      +144
      Dear citizens, I urge everyone to limit the purchase of foreign products in favor of domestic! I personally have been doing this for quite some time. Note: I consider domestic products of the CIS countries, except for the Baltic states. You can’t imagine a better response to sanctions nationwide ... laughing
      1. vlum
        vlum 22 March 2014 09: 57
        +12
        Roshen factories are still in the CIS, the very ones in which all the crap was poured into sugar for Maidan?

        Oh yes, Ukraine self-destructed its participation in the CIS.

        And here is a little thought
        Wimm-Bill-Dann OJSC owns 36 manufacturing enterprises producing dairy products, juices and mineral water, as well as sales centers in more than 25 cities of Russia and the CIS countries. The company owns the brands “J7”, “100% Gold Premium”, “Favorite Garden”, “Village House”, “Merry Milkman”, “Agusha”, etc. (in total over 1000 names of dairy products and more than 150 names juices, fruit nectars, still drinks).

        Revenues for 2008 (US GAAP) amounted to $ 2,82 billion ($ 2,44 billion in 2007), operating profit - $ 245,1 million ($ 214,0 million), net profit - $ 101,7 million ($ 140,0 million) )

        In early November 2010, it became known that the American company PepsiCo agreed with the shareholders of Wimm-Bill-Dann to buy the company. During the first stage of the transaction, which ended on February 3, 2011, PepsiCo received 66% of WBD for $ 3,8 billion (42,37% of the shares were purchased from the founders and management of the company, another 23,52% of the shares from its subsidiaries), in parallel PepsiCo bought out another 11% of WBD shares on the market. The American company retained the right to fully repurchase the company [11] [12]. It was assumed that if completed, this transaction will be a record in terms of foreign investment in the non-oil sector of Russia [13]. As a result, as of February 3, 2011, PepsiCo owned 76,98% of WBD [11], and as of December 31, 2011 - 98,41%.


        quote taken from wikipedia
        1. Danafxnumx
          Danafxnumx 22 March 2014 12: 51
          +8
          Quote: vlum
          quote taken from wikipedia

          what is produced in Russia is considered Russian bully
          1. Retribution
            Retribution 23 March 2014 01: 11
            +1
            and the profit goes abroad
      2. Ivan Petrovich
        Ivan Petrovich 22 March 2014 10: 32
        +7
        and who has foreign cars, then it’s all worthless? :)
        1. tirazu
          tirazu 22 March 2014 12: 22
          +5
          These are not worth it: In the industrial assembly mode, enterprises with foreign capital operate in Russia - General Motors, Renault Nissan, Toyota, Ford, Volkswagen, PSA Peugeot Citroen, Mitsubishi
          1. Egoza
            Egoza 22 March 2014 16: 12
            +8
            Quote: tirazu
            In the assembly mode in Russia, enterprises with foreign capital operate - General Motors, Renault Nissan, Toyota, Ford, Volkswagen, PSA Peugeot Citroen, Mitsubishi

            So these companies will not support "sanctions"! they are not bad to ruin your business!
          2. Ivan Petrovich
            Ivan Petrovich 22 March 2014 22: 08
            0
            wow, but here it is not clear to which group the presidential "Mers" belongs. maybe it is for scrap?
          3. SS68SS
            SS68SS 24 March 2014 10: 46
            +2
            Buy Korean and Chinese cars. They are also foreign cars. And not always bad. This will be a sanction for American and European manufacturers.
          4. SS68SS
            SS68SS 24 March 2014 10: 46
            0
            Buy Korean and Chinese cars. They are also foreign cars. And not always bad. This will be a sanction for American and European manufacturers.
          5. Russian_German
            Russian_German 24 March 2014 20: 54
            +5
            Why not? Are Russians stupid? If we can create spaceships, orbital stations, nuclear submarines, etc. The fact that we cannot create some cars ourselves, no worse than German, American or Japanese, don't tell my slippers !!! This is what they need so that we do not develop our technologies, but buy everything from them. We give them money for cars, and they use this money for aircraft carriers, airplanes, cruise missiles, etc. Who buys imports from the enemy is an enemy and a traitor to Russia !!! Back in 1990, in a circle of friends, I said: - "We need to sell oil, gas, rare earth metals for rubles in order to strengthen it and develop our industry, otherwise we are khan! It is quite possible to buy such equipment from China, South Korea, Singapore, etc. .d.
        2. nezabor
          nezabor 23 March 2014 05: 33
          +2
          Do not touch my Japanese swallow))))
          1. Ptah
            Ptah 23 March 2014 07: 53
            -8
            Quote: nezabor
            Do not touch my Japanese swallow)
            What are you, what are you ... In no case do not mix up the end point of the trip. laughing hi
            1. olegkrava
              olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 42
              -1
              I would have taken you to my gay club on my Japanese. But I think your zadnitsa can not stand it.
              1. Ptah
                Ptah 27 March 2014 00: 53
                +1
                Quote: olegkrava
                brought in his japanese gay club

                You, as I understand it, are already two with the JAPANESE. Therefore, you will not experience a lack of communication.
                Quote: olegkrava
                But I think your zadnitsa can not stand it.

                I don’t dare to make assumptions and argue with SUCH A PROFESSIONAL in this difficult (?) Business, like measuring the fortress of an ass.
      3. locman60
        locman60 22 March 2014 12: 47
        +24
        boycott "sprat stinkers" and their products !!!
        1. sso-xnumx
          sso-xnumx 22 March 2014 16: 05
          +7
          I didn't take "sprat" products from the very beginning, I also turned my face away from the Crimean wines, but now I will take my soul away !!!
          1. starpom
            starpom 22 March 2014 17: 18
            +9
            Quote: sso-250659
            from the Crimean wines also turned his face away

            But this is you in vain ...
        2. Baloo
          Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 33
          +3
          Especially in the Baltic Sea after the war, barges with inherited from the Fritz OB were flooded. Barrels, if not rotten, then rot.
      4. Danafxnumx
        Danafxnumx 22 March 2014 12: 48
        +12
        Quote: voldmis
        Dear citizens, I urge everyone to limit the purchase of foreign products in favor of domestic!

        Yes, I don’t remember when I bought foreign products ...
        except for those that we don’t grow naturally wink
      5. tommytros
        tommytros 22 March 2014 13: 42
        -24%
        Tomorrow I’m going for Lada, Electronics, Zenit, Morozko, the Russian yotaphone smartphone, I’ll take refuge in Voentorg, etc. HEALING !!! ;-)
        1. White53
          White53 22 March 2014 14: 13
          +18
          First of all, go get your brains !!! Are you not sent to us?
          1. tommytros
            tommytros 22 March 2014 20: 42
            -38%
            There are enough brains, unlike minus ones. Why are you fools calling? Support a domestic manufacturer? So I am behind two hands !!! After all, they used to live cool: the remote was not needed - they switched the pliers, the phone in the hallway - it's generally cool, we were ready to give an ass for jeans.
            Our manufacturer only knows how to launch satellites into space, and then, lately, it has failed.
            Weapons are our pride. Nothing more to be proud of, unfortunately.
            1. Mestny
              Mestny 23 March 2014 01: 15
              +17
              Quote: tommytros
              for jeans were ready to give in the ass.

              At your posts, it’s noticeable that you were ready there.
              Many of yours are now ready - some for enemy buns, and some already, in the name of democracy.
            2. seregatara1969
              seregatara1969 24 March 2014 00: 02
              +4
              we can make beautiful children
              1. olegkrava
                olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 47
                +1
                Quote: seregatara1969
                we can make beautiful children

                NOT JUST BEAUTIFUL, BEST IN THE WORLD!
            3. ochakow703
              ochakow703 25 March 2014 16: 00
              0
              Has it ever worked, ever? Did something smart and useful? Judging by the posts, only vile criticism of everything and everyone induce!
            4. olegkrava
              olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 45
              0
              Stick the American flag in your asshole and be Betman to you. fool
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      7. Pilat2009
        Pilat2009 22 March 2014 13: 46
        +6
        Quote: voldmis
        I urge everyone to limit the purchase of foreign products in favor of domestic!

        Yeah ... I don’t go to the movies, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, my family’s products .... Money in rubles ...
        Let them choke on their sanctions
        It strains what they said about disabling imported equipment in the military-industrial complex ...
        1. thimble
          thimble 22 March 2014 17: 24
          +12
          I repeat: German business is far from suckers. For Germans, sanctions are sanctions, and dinner is scheduled ...
          "Rheinmetall continues to build a combat training center for the Russian army
          The German defense concern Rheinmetall does not refuse to build a combat training center for the Russian ground forces. The representative of Rheinmetall referred to the fact that his company is in compliance with the agreement.
          Rheinmetall Company Logo
          Despite the protests of the international community against Russia's actions in Crimea, the German military-industrial concern Rheinmetall does not refuse to build a combat training center for the Russian army in Mulino, Nizhny Novgorod. "Rheinmetall is fulfilling its contractual obligations to Russian contractual partners," a company spokesman told the Neue Osnabrücker Zeitung newspaper on Wednesday, March 19. He added that he does not see any obstacles "to timely deliveries" and does not intend to speculate on "the consequences of a possible further deterioration in relations with Russia."

          Under the terms of a 2011 contract, construction of the Mulino Combat Training Center should be completed in 2014. The deal is valued at EUR 100 million, according to the Neue Osnabrücker Zeitung. It is planned that annually the center will undergo training and retraining of up to 30 thousand military personnel of the ground and tank forces of the Russian Federation. On its territory, it will be possible to "simulate any tactical situation on the battlefield and train mechanized brigades," the Arms of Russia news agency reported.

          During the exercise, soldiers and equipment will be equipped with laser sensors and wireless data transmission devices with a satellite navigation system. The firing will be simulated by special laser devices, and the simulation will be available for all types of weapons, from pistols to tank guns and artillery. ”Deutsche Welle
          1. vadpol
            vadpol 23 March 2014 09: 58
            +3
            Merkel, this is not the Germans, but just a woman dancing under the Americans; their gold is there! and the Germans clearly know when it will be necessary to stop scaring Putin and start making friends again, this is not the first time they turn on the return line in time.
        2. olegkrava
          olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 49
          0
          Listen, but you don’t need it. Who does not smoke and does not drink he will die healthy.
      8. Setrac
        Setrac 22 March 2014 14: 46
        +12
        Quote: voldmis
        Dear citizens, I urge everyone to limit the purchase of foreign products in favor of domestic! I personally have been doing this for quite some time.

        for this it was not necessary to wait for the Maidan, we have been doing this for a long time.
      9. Aptimist
        Aptimist 22 March 2014 22: 47
        +1
        support !!!
      10. Aptimist
        Aptimist 22 March 2014 22: 47
        0
        support !!!
      11. slthew
        slthew 26 March 2014 15: 37
        +1
        Quote: voldmis
        Dear citizens, I urge everyone to limit the purchase of foreign products in favor of domestic! I personally have been doing this for quite some time. Note: I consider domestic products of the CIS countries, except for the Baltic states. You can’t imagine a better response to sanctions nationwide ... laughing


        I UNDERSTAND, for example, Ukrainian sweets are beautiful in appearance, but they are crammed with chemistry and this is not very good.
      12. canxnumx
        canxnumx 26 March 2014 16: 23
        0
        Processors and cell phones from whom to buy?
    3. albert
      albert 22 March 2014 09: 30
      +32
      [
      Quote: Mr.M
      Our answer to Cheberleen! laughing

      Right! From now on, all the bulls on Russian farms will be called Obama!
      1. 120352
        120352 22 March 2014 10: 20
        +12
        All is not necessary. Only meat castrates. And tribal can be called Kerry.
        1. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 22 March 2014 13: 29
          +9
          Quote: 120352
          tribal can be called Kerry.

          I beg you, but not McFaulley! even castrates. laughing laughing
        2. pravoved
          pravoved 22 March 2014 19: 32
          +3
          camels in zoos call samantas and hounds!
        3. pravoved
          pravoved 22 March 2014 19: 32
          +1
          camels in zoos call samantas and hounds!
        4. Baloo
          Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 37
          +3
          and on the pig farm of the hogs with McCain. Guinea pigs Shayze Merkel
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      3. Serg 122
        Serg 122 22 March 2014 10: 24
        +23
        From now on, all bulls on Russian farms will be called Obama!
        He does not pull on a bull! At gilt, at best ... Piglets will be called that! With a black undercoat! laughing
        1. Asketxnumx
          Asketxnumx 22 March 2014 12: 22
          +11
          Good idea! But my neighbor has been calling his hog "Obama" for a week and the sow - "Hu..sena"
          1. thimble
            thimble 22 March 2014 17: 28
            +2
            Do not disgrace the breeding bulls and boars, but the black curs - just right. Black male, you won’t wash off white ...
          2. olegkrava
            olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 52
            0
            It’s not beating well yet, but it’s temporary, the cleaver sharpens.
        2. Victor-M
          Victor-M 22 March 2014 16: 53
          +1
          Quote: Serg 122
          At gilt, at best.

          Voo, breeds "landrace". laughing
        3. Baloo
          Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 40
          +3
          Obamyks will be called turkeys, roosters' eggs, and calves will be cuts and yaros, goats avaks and torches, goats-yulki.
          1. olegkrava
            olegkrava 26 March 2014 19: 54
            0
            Quote: Balu
            Obamyks will be called turkeys, roosters' eggs, and calves will be cuts and yaros, goats avaks and torches, goats-yulki.

            Schaub, I lived like that, but goat-yulka, how cool it sounds.
      4. Tiamat2702
        Tiamat2702 24 March 2014 11: 19
        0
        Quote: albert
        From now on, all bulls on Russian farms will be called Obama!

        ... And all the sheep, too)))
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    4. Gloria45
      Gloria45 22 March 2014 11: 53
      +7
      Some strange fantasy visited me.
      For some reason, Merkel dreamed in the appropriate
      vested and with a whip, in a film by German filmmakers,
      famous genre, the Germans in this genre are ahead of the rest.
      A film titled "I, I will give you Sanxia!"
      1. Penzyac
        Penzyac 22 March 2014 15: 09
        +5
        Exactly, and in front of Merkel Muzychko sits. laughing
    5. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 22 March 2014 12: 05
      +14
      Russians imposed Obama ... sanctions wassat Yes, and not saktsii ... more than once overlaid ... laughing
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    7. Stalker
      Stalker 22 March 2014 12: 29
      +18
      ... Well, sanctions !!!!! laughing
    8. folds
      folds 22 March 2014 13: 28
      +2
      http://vk.com/album-35968809_191520945
      so far the most complete selection of photos I've seen :)
    9. witch
      witch 22 March 2014 18: 54
      +6
      I’m like my first child was born to buy. I try to only buy products from the Russian Federation. With this act I support our manufacturer this is secondly our better. And in the third, we went to the Americans and I will not buy
    10. Stalnov I.P.
      Stalnov I.P. 22 March 2014 23: 39
      +1
      This Gdrovskaya Komsomol bitch, this gray-haired and curly dead little man, there is still a paddling pool, an English tuning fork, I don’t want to talk about the rest and bark at the elephant.
    11. sscha
      sscha 23 March 2014 01: 24
      +3
      Laughed at the hamster Mikhalych !!!
      And in truth - what if Obama had cookies with high cholesterol ??? !!! laughing hi
      Z.Y. Yours - our not to understand !!!
      We have another to become !!!
      Che there to explain everything to you !!!
      All of you - Rat, And to us - \\\\ NA.SRAT.b !!! hi
    12. Space
      Space 23 March 2014 02: 05
      +1
      Sorry to break. I did not find articles where to discuss the news. And here it seems like it fits.))
      Quote "Moscow. March 20. INTERFAX.RU - The international rating agency Standard & Poor's on Thursday downgraded the forecast of the sovereign rating of the Russian Federation from stable to negative due to the possible consequences of sanctions from the US and EU," the agency said in a press release.

      The long-term rating of the Russian Federation on borrowings in foreign currency on the S&P scale was confirmed at BBB, in national currency - BBB +, short-term ratings in both cases were left at A-2. The agency has also affirmed the Russian national scale ruAAA rating. "

      Rating of Russia - GDP !!!!
      hi laughing
  2. Ptah
    Ptah 22 March 2014 07: 53
    +89
    Obama will not envy ...
    1. Sid.74
      Sid.74 22 March 2014 08: 50
      +64
      Quote: Ptah
      Obama will not envy ...
      laughing
      1. Ptah
        Ptah 22 March 2014 09: 07
        +50
        Greetings, Zhen! And if so -
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 22 March 2014 09: 19
          +22
          Greetings, Vadim! I have another monument in the city with two stern men, I think "freedom" will have a very bad time !!! laughing
          1. Corsair
            Corsair 22 March 2014 11: 20
            +8
            Quote: Sid.74
            Greetings, Vadim! I have another monument in the city with two stern men, I think "freedom" will have a very bad time !!!

            If I’m not mistaken, this is a monument to the home front workers in Magnitogorsk, which, in combination with the Mother Motherland monuments in Stalingrad and the monument to the victorious warrior in Treptow Park, was conceived as TRIPTYCH.
            1. Sid.74
              Sid.74 22 March 2014 12: 13
              +16
              Quote: Corsair
              If I am not mistaken, this is a monument to workers of the rear in Magnitogorsk, who, along with the monuments of the Motherland in Stalingrad and the monument to the victorious soldier in Treptow Park, was conceived as TRIPT

              That's right, the monument to the Front Front, Magnitogorsk! yes
              The monument is a two-figure composition of a worker and a warrior. The worker is oriented to the east, in the direction of the Magnitogorsk Iron and Steel Works. Warrior - to the west, where, during World War II, was the enemy.
              Surprisingly, in peacetime we live and nothing has changed the enemy as he was in the west, so he stayed there!
              It is understood that the sword, forged on the banks of the Urals, was later raised by the Motherland in Stalingrad and dropped after the Victory in Berlin. The composition also includes an eternal flame, in the form of a granite flower star.

              Due to the fact that according to statistics, every third projectile and every second tank was made of Magnitogorsk metal, it was decided to erect a monument in Magnitogorsk.
              1. PATTIY
                PATTIY 22 March 2014 18: 51
                +8
                Quote: Sid.74
                It is understood that the sword, forged on the banks of the Urals, was later raised by the Motherland in Stalingrad and dropped after the Victory in Berlin. The composition also includes an eternal flame, in the form of a granite flower star.

                And this is our answer to fascism from the Gray Urals from Yekaterinburg.
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        3. Baloo
          Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 44
          +2
          worthy answer. We spared it to McCain, otherwise he had been talking a bit lately.
        4. Dock
          Dock 23 March 2014 17: 36
          +1
          Beautiful pose with the letter ЗУ ... With love from Russia to Europe, we will soon :)))
      2. NDR-791
        NDR-791 22 March 2014 14: 49
        +5
        After the "desert storm" in Basra, the hotel was - as if not a former Hilton. There's a bush senior's muzzle at the entrance, not just a flag. And until you walk on this face, the doors will not open.
      3. Baloo
        Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 43
        +1
        I’ll see you in a store — I’ll definitely buy it in a summer cottage — in a bathhouse, wipe my feet.
      4. Rupor
        Rupor 22 March 2014 21: 28
        +1
        I also want such a cute rug
    2. Ptah
      Ptah 22 March 2014 08: 53
      +47
      From Taganrog -
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 22 March 2014 08: 57
        +25
        Quote: Ptah
        From Taganrog -

        From power engineers, we have the opposite sanctions for the Bardak (the picture is clickable)wink, and we are screwing it up and so weaving it, seven-story and several times a day laughing
        1. Ptah
          Ptah 22 March 2014 09: 28
          +14
          Greetings, Victor! Take the telegram:

          "To power engineers. Urgently nominate a new Nikolai Tesla from your team. Set him a task - no later than three months later, with one movement of the toggle switch, organize a" Tunguska meteorite "in the vicinity of Washington."
          1. Ascetic
            Ascetic 22 March 2014 10: 19
            +25
            I welcome all members of the forum! I looked at the photo in the article and comments, yes - Ah! Our people are truly inexhaustible in a creative outburst. Today I will be brief. The other day, I had a dialogue with one comrade, let's say a supporter of the Western world, touched on the issue of Visa and Master credit cards (I didn’t have one, I rarely go abroad, and I manage without them in Russia) and the question is how you will be without them now? I heard a decent and clear answer

            And ... b Stas with them!) Long live Russia!

            Here is his answer I would make an epigraph to this article.
            1. Ascetic
              Ascetic 22 March 2014 10: 31
              +19
              Well, in addition to the collection, I will add my five drops, which I have drained on the Internet ... In general, you can create a section on the site called "Gallery of Sanctions" in the subsection Photo, Video. Maybe think about creating such a section?














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              2. Ptah
                Ptah 22 March 2014 11: 06
                +44
                Greetings, Stanislav!
                In general, everything is clear on the earth. Another six months of this development of events and we will go to a whole new level
              3. IGS
                IGS 22 March 2014 12: 14
                +6
                I read it, and my wife and I also imposed sanctions smile http://olgaigor.my1.ru/ думаем над вторым пакетом. Точнее думает жена, что покупать не будем))
              4. wax
                wax 22 March 2014 13: 18
                +7
                All defenders of gays are invited to the Dalniy police station in Kazan to legally file a protest against the anti-gay law and approve sanctions against the authors of the law.
              5. Russian_German
                Russian_German 24 March 2014 20: 57
                -3
                As small children, some stupid pictures are easier to throw on the Internet than to raise science, technology, finances to become independent from the West.
        2. Tihas
          Tihas 22 March 2014 14: 31
          +4
          This once again confirms the kindness of the Russian soul: you sanction us, and we welcome you.
      2. Sid.74
        Sid.74 22 March 2014 08: 59
        +37
        From Magnitogorsk -
      3. Sid.74
        Sid.74 22 March 2014 09: 03
        +29
        Mironov offers the Russian Federation to withdraw from the WTO with the introduction of sanctions
        1. seller trucks
          seller trucks 22 March 2014 09: 16
          +67
          your five cents:
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          3. C-300
            C-300 22 March 2014 10: 56
            +4
            neighing I really they don't respect themselves are not friends with their heads
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            2. Stalker
              Stalker 22 March 2014 12: 45
              +28
              It also happens...
          4. C-300
            C-300 22 March 2014 10: 56
            +3
            neighing I really they don't respect themselves are not friends with their heads
  3. Riperbahn
    Riperbahn 22 March 2014 07: 56
    +24
    What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???
    1. Geisenberg
      Geisenberg 22 March 2014 08: 09
      +32
      Quote: Riperbahn
      What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???


      they plan to abandon gas and switch to firewood ... apparently then they will refuse the water supply and sart
      1. Artyom
        Artyom 22 March 2014 09: 49
        +14
        but they will have to import wood for firewood again from Russia! wassat
        1. shark
          shark 22 March 2014 12: 12
          +9
          So they’ll chop themselves up laughing
        2. Sid.74
          Sid.74 22 March 2014 12: 22
          +24
          Quote: Artyom
          but they will have to import wood for firewood again from Russia! wassat

          1. Rupor
            Rupor 22 March 2014 21: 31
            +2
            well done Uncle Vova, for a word he won’t get into his pocket!
          2. Docklishin
            Docklishin 23 March 2014 00: 08
            0
            and my 5 cents smile
          3. Docklishin
            Docklishin 23 March 2014 00: 08
            +4
            and my 5 cents smile
        3. Sinbad
          Sinbad 24 March 2014 12: 03
          +1
          Quote: Artyom
          but they will have to import wood for firewood again from Russia! wassat

          By coupons we will issue laughing
      2. Penzyac
        Penzyac 22 March 2014 15: 37
        +4
        Quote: Geisenberg
        Quote: Riperbahn
        What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???


        they plan to abandon gas and switch to firewood ... apparently then they will refuse the water supply and sart


        Probably, they plan to switch to dummies, by the way, renewable energy resources, but instead of dry closets, it will be necessary to put toilets. laughing
      3. Evgen_Vasilich
        Evgen_Vasilich 22 March 2014 15: 38
        +4
        Vladimir Vladimirovich foresaw such a bunch and has already spoken out about this: we also have firewood, you have long been your forests ...
    2. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 22 March 2014 09: 35
      +20
      Quote: Riperbahn
      What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???

      Merkel was not an electrician an hour earlier, if she is going to introduce the third phase: "... we are ready at any time to introduce the third phase of punitive measures ..." She apparently does not remember what is in the three-phase network, when the load is connected to the "star", in the point of addition of these phases is 0 volts. Likewise, their exit sanctions will have zero result. It turns out that "the mountain gave birth to a mouse."
      1. Riperbahn
        Riperbahn 22 March 2014 10: 03
        +4
        The mouse gave birth to their entire European Union :)
        1. I do not care
          I do not care 22 March 2014 10: 08
          +24
          merkel-shmerkel uh ..
          1. Baloo
            Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 54
            +2
            Shaise Frau, and Shaise make-up and Tsaise non-make-up, Shise is absolute.
      2. Egoza
        Egoza 22 March 2014 16: 20
        +5
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        She apparently does not remember

        Eh! You do not understand encryption! After all, she says: "she introduced the sanctions", and the decryption - "everything will be as agreed, Volodya!" And only stupid Obama did not guess anything!
    3. 120352
      120352 22 March 2014 10: 27
      +4
      I’m afraid that now that something is signed between Ukraine and the EU, the full house of Ukraine will not do. You have to unseat the whole impoverished Europe.
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      2. Penzyac
        Penzyac 22 March 2014 15: 43
        +3
        Joining Russia still has to be earned. It is better to exile LGBT people and "thieves in law" there, let's see who is who ...
    4. wax
      wax 22 March 2014 13: 23
      +10
      Merkel yearns for the GDR. But seriously, she missed her finest hour, given to her by Putin, and remained the gray mouse with which the overseas cat plays.
      1. xan
        xan 22 March 2014 16: 14
        +2
        Quote: Wax
        Merkel yearns for the GDR. But seriously, she missed her finest hour, given to her by Putin, and remained the gray mouse with which the overseas cat plays.

        She is afraid to impose economic sanctions against Russia, because the turnover is serious, but with the United States the Germans have a much more serious turnover. Therefore, the Feisty expects from her exactly such snot, which she is now manifesting. Furious will forgive her.
        1. Ptah
          Ptah 22 March 2014 17: 18
          +4
          Quote: xan
          Furious will forgive her.

          But Angela is unlikely ...
          The Germans do not like "noise and dust", but they remember evil and their memory is good ...
          1. Baloo
            Baloo 22 March 2014 20: 55
            +4
            Let Yaytsenyuhu give
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    6. Tiamat2702
      Tiamat2702 24 March 2014 11: 35
      +1
      Quote: Riperbahn
      What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???

      That's right, the Germans seem to be hinting - "guys, and in the third part of the sanctions it's okay - feel free to continue to annex Ukraine to Russia")))
  4. andrei332809
    andrei332809 22 March 2014 07: 57
    +40
    something, but with humor we have a complete order laughing
    1. Dictator
      Dictator 22 March 2014 08: 25
      +8
      And they have not only a mess with humor. And indeed, they are somehow strange ...
      1. ussrex
        ussrex 22 March 2014 11: 07
        +15
        In the word "strange" the letter "t" is clearly superfluous ...
      2. thimble
        thimble 22 March 2014 17: 51
        +4
        Although I do not like Zadornov, he correctly diagnosed amers: "Well, stupid ..."
      3. asar
        asar 22 March 2014 18: 05
        +3
        obviously they have a bad head! laughing tongue
    2. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... 22 March 2014 09: 00
      +21
      That's the way people laughing are invincible!)))))))))
      1. major071
        major071 22 March 2014 10: 02
        +39
        Thanks to Bardak Abama
        In the morning I raised my mood
        What are you doing, s.u.ka, with us
        So long guys didn’t neigh
        You seem to introduce sanctions
        Scare the Russian people
        And everything comes out sideways
        Quite the contrary
        From laughter people rallied
        We don't give a damn about sanctions
        You see black paskuda
        Russian people do not understand
        Sit, Eat Bananas, Obama
        You have nothing to cover trumps
        I wanted to put Russia in a hole
        We can't forget it
        People laughing openly
        The sanction lays down H.ren
        Nothing Will Erase From Us
        America will die completely ... laughing

        major 22 / 03 / 2014 drinks
        1. Ship
          Ship 22 March 2014 21: 59
          +2
          I think our people are the only ones who do not care about these sanctions) others would have cried
      2. wax
        wax 22 March 2014 13: 30
        +10
        But only 15 years ago we didn’t think that we would laugh at Western politicians. Irony, mockery shows that there was an irreversible revolution in consciousness after the Gorbi-Ebnov-Gaidar invasion.
    3. Egoza
      Egoza 22 March 2014 09: 47
      +13
      Quote: andrei332809
      something, but with humor we have a complete order

      Not only with humor, but also with patriotism!
      https://pp.vk.me/c540106/v540106565/167b6/km-wc66YxJ0.jpg
    4. SS68SS
      SS68SS 24 March 2014 11: 03
      +2
      Laughter prolongs life. It is proved. Russians will live forever ...
    5. SS68SS
      SS68SS 24 March 2014 11: 03
      +1
      Laughter prolongs life. It is proved. Russians will live forever ...
  5. Ptah
    Ptah 22 March 2014 07: 58
    +11
    Let us, comrades, take an active part in public life! Offer your creative actions in relation to the entire State Dep, the Amer Senate, the Pentagon.
    You can think about the shares of the Organization Certain Nations.
    Photos are welcome ...
    1. Duke
      Duke 22 March 2014 08: 12
      +20
      You might think about stocks of the United Nations.
      1. Ptah
        Ptah 22 March 2014 08: 24
        +11
        And who is this, Dim? Relatives of Pan Gimuna ... Family row ...
        1. Duke
          Duke 22 March 2014 08: 52
          +4
          And who is this, Dim? Relatives of Pan Gimuna ... Family row ...

          Vadim, I guess. Future applicants for the post of Secretary General.
      2. Vadim-Skeptic
        Vadim-Skeptic 22 March 2014 09: 01
        +11
        Well, you make fun of chimpanzees - they are much smarter than the western community. I would say this is a manifestation of disrespect for our smaller brothers. )))
      3. Cossacks
        Cossacks 22 March 2014 09: 16
        +3
        Duke is you about the evolution of European people
      4. Cossacks
        Cossacks 22 March 2014 09: 16
        +1
        Duke is you about the evolution of European people
      5. 120352
        120352 22 March 2014 10: 30
        +4
        Both on! Yes, this is the US Congress!
    2. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... 22 March 2014 12: 00
      +23
      You have to laugh at what torments you, otherwise you won’t keep your balance ... otherwise the world will drive you crazy.
  6. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 22 March 2014 07: 59
    +12
    The Russians put on Obama ... with the device lol
    1. Penzyac
      Penzyac 22 March 2014 15: 53
      +1
      Quote: VNP1958PVN
      The Russians put on Obama ... with the device lol


      Das ist fantastisch! laughing
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  7. Duke
    Duke 22 March 2014 08: 01
    +29
    Alexey THANKS for the article.
    1. a52333
      a52333 22 March 2014 08: 19
      +15
      Founded Baran Huseynovich, as a shameful wolf
      1. I do not care
        I do not care 22 March 2014 10: 47
        +9
        Quote: a52333
        Founded Baran Huseynovich, as a shameful wolf
      2. PATTIY
        PATTIY 22 March 2014 19: 49
        0
        Announce the whole list :)))))
        (otherwise it is not visible)
  8. Zomanus
    Zomanus 22 March 2014 08: 02
    +13
    Given the fact that now you can buy anything from the Chinese, Obama is clearly not going to say hello. In general, we have such an ordinary life. what kind of sanctions are there ...
  9. mad
    mad 22 March 2014 08: 03
    +26
    We had friends the other day, after the service, they also overlaid Obama for a glass of beer, just overlaid ... We had to warn the waiter - Obama will come, do not sit down at our table! drinks Crimeans, for YOU!
  10. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 22 March 2014 08: 03
    +24
    Sanctions help us build and live ...

    And whoever walks with Russia in life will never disappear anywhere .. !!!

    We will break through the men .. keep the main tail with a gun!
    1. Ptah
      Ptah 22 March 2014 10: 41
      +21
      Quote: MIKHAN
      the main thing is to keep the tail with a gun!

      So ... Erect ...
    2. Combitor
      Combitor 22 March 2014 11: 03
      +6
      Quote: MIKHAN
      We will break through the men .. keep the main tail with a gun!

      Zadornov has something similar:
      "It is impossible to defeat a people with such a sense of humor!"
  11. Kodar 75
    Kodar 75 22 March 2014 08: 04
    +20
    Another additive))
    1. novobranets
      novobranets 22 March 2014 08: 26
      +51
      Fuck you, not honey. Eat cockroaches.
      Clever, beautiful (God forgive me).
      1. raf
        raf 22 March 2014 21: 17
        0
        Quote: novobranets
        Clever beauties
        Phew, well, and you have the taste of my friend, belay I already twitched! sad
  12. serega.fedotov
    serega.fedotov 22 March 2014 08: 05
    +20
    Dear Barack, I actively supported the annexation of the Crimea! Therefore, I highly recommend: introduce sanctions against me, a ban on entering the United States / I don’t want to look at scary, fat women /, and freeze accounts. Since there aren’t five or ten thousand of them, in my account / focus on the cost of Mitsubishi L200 at the maximum compliments \ When after 5-6 months you will love them, I’ll remove them but I will say thank you!
    PS: In return, I promise that when the representatives of the UNPLANNED country / whom you have already gotten / beat you up to the doors of the white house, I will definitely send a wreath / delivery I'm sorry at your expense /
    1. Serg 122
      Serg 122 22 March 2014 10: 34
      +4
      Dear Barak ... put five thousand to ten, in my account
      Aren't you afraid the agent of an unnamed president to pass for? Our competent authorities do not sleep! laughing wassat
      1. serega.fedotov
        serega.fedotov 22 March 2014 11: 12
        +4
        I will pay taxes and write in the column the type of activity: American spy. However, just in case, I will wear a "chastity belt" BUT IN A NEW CAR !!!
  13. ZU-23
    ZU-23 22 March 2014 08: 14
    +11
    From certainly clowns, but they look really like beaten dogs. Only Yatsenyuk is seriously listening to them, while others are listening but already laughing.
  14. major071
    major071 22 March 2014 08: 16
    +24
    Why can’t you defeat the Russians? Yes, because we all allegedly face adversity with humor and neighing over the western idiots. The introduction of its sanctions, Abamka-in-Panama caused laughter among the entire population of Russia. And laughter, as you know, prolongs life. So we will live at least a little longer than the gall west! laughing

    Alexey Volodin for the article plus! hi
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      1. family tree
        family tree 22 March 2014 14: 29
        +10
        Hi Yur. laughing Addition
        American linguists, having analyzed the experience of fighting in Okinawa during the Second World War, came to the conclusion that the majority of Americans in the battle of small units were defeated. In English, the word has an average of 5,5 characters, and in Japanese - 11. If necessary, give a quick order, this factor determines the speed of interaction and, ultimately, victory.

        In Russian, an average of 7,5 characters per word, but during dangerous situations they switch to profanity, which reduces the number of characters to 3. This is due to the fact that whole sentences are replaced by separate words. For example, the order "Ivanov, I order to open fire on an enemy tank firing at our positions!" it sounds something like this: “Ivanov, @ for nothing #!”, or, in short: “@ that #!”

        One of the most capacious is the word from the Yagan language (the language of the natives of Tierra del Fuego) Mamihlapinatapai (sometimes they write mamihlapinatapei). It is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the “most capacious word” and is considered one of the most difficult words to translate. It means “A look between two people, which expresses the desire of each that the other will initiate what both want, but neither wants to be the first.”
        1. pensioner
          pensioner 22 March 2014 14: 39
          +11
          Hi! hi
          Quote: perepilka
          whole sentences are replaced by single words.

          In-in ...
          I read the joke here:
          There are 2 German doctors. One came from Russia:
          - Well, how is it treated in Russia?
          - Yes, they do well without doctors!
          - What is it like????
          - Yes, so ... You see ... In Russia there are basically 2 diseases: @ ynya and 3,14-cent. 3,14-c is not treated at all, and therefore they don’t go to the doctor, but @ ynya goes by itself ....
          1. family tree
            family tree 22 March 2014 15: 58
            +4
            In-in. Today I have just one that passes itself. And do not heal, still twist the steering wheel. what By the evening, it seems, as it will be possible, it will pass after all already, an infection! laughing
            Well, that's it, disappearing. The pipes are burning, pah, their name is.
        2. Penzyac
          Penzyac 22 March 2014 16: 14
          +2
          American linguists are wrong, The most capacious word is a Russian non-standard word of three letters, with it you can express anything. laughing
          1. Ptah
            Ptah 22 March 2014 17: 38
            +2
            Among all the words of the Russian language, consisting of three CHARACTERS, the word "** y" is the only one that has a special name and is called - "A three-letter word."
            This is truly an amazing word ...

            In more detail, and no less informative here -

            http://muzofon.com/search/%D0%A1%D0%9B%D0%9E%D0%92%D0%9E%20%D0%A5%D0%A3%D0%99
        3. chehywed
          chehywed 22 March 2014 16: 23
          +6
          Quote: perepilka
          One of the most capacious is the word from the Yagan language (the language of the natives of Tierra del Fuego) Mamihlapinatapai

          How do you like that? For me, so "Mamihlapinatapai" with his "look between two people ..." is resting. laughing It is a pity that I had to "edit" repeat
          1. pensioner
            pensioner 22 March 2014 16: 35
            +1
            Hi Vova !! drinks
            Thank! Pleased! Laughed for a long time.
            1. chehywed
              chehywed 22 March 2014 16: 38
              +3
              Quote: retired
              Thank! Pleased! Laughed for a long time.

              Hi Yura! You started first... drinks
      2. Ulairy
        Ulairy 22 March 2014 14: 30
        +7
        This is generally! This ... this ...! "Astrologer sees a bubble .. with snot" !!! laughing I just wallowed, rolling slightly, under the table. Phew, pf, and a blow can be enough! good
      3. chehywed
        chehywed 22 March 2014 16: 11
        +9
        Quote: retired
        After living 12 childhood in Moscow, leaving, I spoke Russian better than English ...

        laughing good
        ... having lived 10 years in Russia, he still could not understand why x..vo is bad, but p..date is good. But most importantly, why p..dec is worse than x..vo, and oh..but better than p..dato.
      4. Ship
        Ship 22 March 2014 22: 02
        0
        this is our language)
      5. Sergeriys
        Sergeriys 26 March 2014 18: 15
        +1
        I didn’t laugh like that for a long time, thanks !!!
  15. Hitrovan07
    Hitrovan07 22 March 2014 08: 22
    +2
    The sanctions are certainly ridiculous - which means as the opinion on blogs was earlier expressed - there were agreements at levels higher than the presidential ones.
    1. asar
      asar 22 March 2014 18: 17
      +5
      Thanks to the West - by the introduction of these sanctions you have stirred up Russia! for a long time the country did not laugh like that! and Obamka earned the title - "the main clown of the West" and the award - "for the jokes of the year" laughing !
      1. Anna Kirichuk
        Anna Kirichuk 23 March 2014 09: 21
        0
        Definitely! fellow
  16. padonok.71
    padonok.71 22 March 2014 08: 23
    +10
    Obama is an old, gray-haired monkey who came to the United States in an orange box. Nobody loves him, everyone laughs at him, and here you don’t even go to the toilet, don’t smooth the dogs, don’t drink coffee and don’t look at the pictures of hellish corporate dances. Well, you can’t be so cruel, we are Russians, we must somehow be kind, or something.
    1. novobranets
      novobranets 22 March 2014 08: 34
      +5
      Well, so be it. Barack Obama is allowed to enter Africa, in a box of toilet paper, and stay on a palm tree fellow , without the right of descent to the ground. stop
    2. shasherin_pavel
      shasherin_pavel 22 March 2014 09: 09
      +3
      Guys! according to all our spiritual kindness, so that Bakak ... Mess ... shorter Oh, lady .. did not suffer .. did not hesitate .. did not piss. On the count of it!
      1. asar
        asar 22 March 2014 18: 19
        +2
        count, of course, palm ?! do not translate your wood into black w ... pu! laughing
    3. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 22 March 2014 11: 23
      +2
      Quote: padonok.71
      Well, you can’t be so cruel, we are Russians, we must somehow be kind, or something

      Immediately, perhaps, to beat so as not to suffer? laughing Yeah, right now! Let not even dream. We have sanctions for it for him. You asked for it. bully
      1. shasherin_pavel
        shasherin_pavel 22 March 2014 13: 20
        +3
        But even "on the stake" has the freedom of choice: thin so that he does not suffer, and fat "so that I live as long as he can sit on the stake!"
    4. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 22 March 2014 15: 23
      +5
      Quote: padonok.71
      Obama is an old, gray-haired monkey who came to the United States in an orange box.

      Obama after lifting his sanctions:
  17. family tree
    family tree 22 March 2014 08: 26
    +9
    And we, with the men, also decided to impose sanctions what In general, Obama has a complete ban on the use of our engineering and construction matyuts and climbing on our OHL supports. Let them jump on their palms, lickers.
  18. Lissyara
    Lissyara 22 March 2014 08: 27
    +7
    The article should have been called like this "The Russians IMPOSED on Obama ..." (further add itself) repeat
  19. delfinN
    delfinN 22 March 2014 08: 28
    +39
    Quote: major071
    Why can’t you defeat the Russians?

    Because we have a grandmaster, and they have New Vasyukov dilettante
    1. 120352
      120352 22 March 2014 10: 34
      +6
      dolphin n
      I think it’s all over with obscenities. Perhaps multi-story ...
    2. psg72
      psg72 23 March 2014 06: 53
      +2
      At the end, Obama will yell, "My ears, my ears."
  20. Quantum
    Quantum 22 March 2014 08: 29
    +8
    Obama, etc., never understand Russian humor, even if they start
    to study our jokes, classic comedians, etc.
    Laughter is our mysterious weapon for the West.
  21. zollstab
    zollstab 22 March 2014 08: 32
    +44
    And I allow the NSA to listen to my wife and sister's telephone conversations — they will slowly go crazy!
    1. xan
      xan 22 March 2014 16: 33
      +3
      Quote: zollstab
      And I allow the NSA to listen to my wife and sister's telephone conversations — they will slowly go crazy!

      And I allow you to listen to my wife’s conversations with my conspiratorial network of pro chicks, you can even participate.
      Due to the number of advantages zollstab cease to believe that my wife is a rare case.
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    3. ksv1973
      ksv1973 23 March 2014 16: 34
      +1
      Well, you joked! At the moment of reading your thoughts I drank coffee, choked, coughed, neighing, as a result 15 wiped the monitor, keyboard and table from the coffee for minutes. Well, you can’t do that !!! drinks
  22. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 22 March 2014 08: 32
    +11
    Obama loves honey.

    Obama is trying to be like a bear.

    No matter how Obama puffed up, he still remains a black monkey with a red ass.
  23. sanek0207
    sanek0207 22 March 2014 08: 32
    +5
    I, too, will introduce one sanction against Obama and members of the US Congress, and others, and forbid them to go through my yard indefinitely! SANCTIONS CANCELING AND APPEALS ARE NOT SUBJECT! And I prohibit EGGS, KLITCHO AND OTHERS TO SHOW EGGS WHICH CARRY CHICKEN IN THE CHICKEN!
    1. vezunchik
      vezunchik 22 March 2014 10: 07
      +2
      This is a forbidden and very cruel blow to human rights! Although ... that he had eggs, he went to Huseynich .... and came joyful and happy! And you say - chicken eggs ... The West will not throw eggs in trouble!
      1. Native grandfather
        Native grandfather 22 March 2014 11: 46
        +5
        Quote: vezunchik
        The West will not leave the egg in trouble!

        Yeah, the west will throw him in BIDE! laughing
  24. Pavellio
    Pavellio 22 March 2014 08: 34
    +9
    Sanctions ... And if you create silence, you can hear how in the west the glasses are narrowing. smile
    1. shasherin_pavel
      shasherin_pavel 22 March 2014 09: 12
      +1
      Points or point?
  25. delfinN
    delfinN 22 March 2014 08: 35
    +54
    So here's our answer, Smoked:
    1. Observer
      Observer 22 March 2014 14: 11
      +3
      What a delight! Thanks, neighing.
    2. Victor Demchenko
      Victor Demchenko 24 March 2014 12: 23
      0
      well done Misha! SO him, kazla smoked, and the whole riffraff Euromaidanutuyu !!! good fellow
  26. Yarik
    Yarik 22 March 2014 08: 37
    +6
    Geisenberg (3) Today, 08:09 ↑ New
    Quote: Riperbahn
    What aggravation of the situation is Angela Merkelyan talking about? Or are they pushing us to the Anschluss of ALL of Ukraine ???

    they plan to abandon gas and switch to firewood ... apparently then they will refuse the water supply and sart


    As the finale of history, houses from gov.na are seen, as in medieval Germany. laughing
  27. Filon
    Filon 22 March 2014 08: 41
    +7
    The sanctions of the portal "Man Online" were simply killed! laughing
    Thank you for the article!

    PS With cookies, it’s especially insidious - the prospects of a hamster Maidan have been cut off at the root! ..
  28. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 22 March 2014 08: 42
    +8
    He laughed heartily. It’s possible, if anything, to impose sanctions on me: forbid me to buy cola and orbits without sugar, study at Harvard Cambridge, sit up in McDonald's and speak English with men at work.
  29. vjatsergey
    vjatsergey 22 March 2014 08: 45
    +9
    I read the comments, neighing, and the mood was fine, thanks to the forum users.
    1. PATTIY
      PATTIY 22 March 2014 20: 15
      0
      Quote: vjatsergey
      I read the comments, neighing, and the mood was fine, thanks to the forum users.

      +++ afftoru :))))
  30. Bobxnumx
    Bobxnumx 22 March 2014 08: 47
    +6
    All this must be sent to Obama at the White House.
  31. Prokrust
    Prokrust 22 March 2014 08: 50
    +16
    Let's start with yourself! Sanctions against the USA (my contribution):
    My family and I have been ignoring (not attending) McDonald's and Burger King from this day on.
    We pass to Russian brands!
    1. mad
      mad 22 March 2014 09: 00
      +11
      And before what went? Stomach, he is not a kidney, he is alone, he needs borscht, but with a beam and under 50 grams.
    2. wax
      wax 22 March 2014 13: 42
      +2
      Really it was necessary to wait for their sanctions - do not eat carcinogens in these, so to speak, fast-food points, take care of your health - it will still come in handy.
    3. PATTIY
      PATTIY 22 March 2014 20: 19
      -1
      Quote: Prokrust
      Let's start with yourself! Sanctions against the USA (my contribution):
      My family and I have been ignoring (not attending) McDonald's and Burger King from this day on.
      We pass to Russian brands!

      I haven’t eat such poison for a long time, and all my friends too!
      Maybe Obama was offended by this, that food from the United States - d.r.r.m.o.
  32. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 22 March 2014 08: 50
    +66
    Thank you .. Thank Obama!)))) laughing
    1. Cossacks
      Cossacks 22 March 2014 09: 21
      +10
      Mikhan so he pulls on the hero of Russia
    2. Cossacks
      Cossacks 22 March 2014 09: 21
      0
      Mikhan so he pulls on the hero of Russia
      1. Serg 122
        Serg 122 22 March 2014 10: 49
        +16
        Eared - reward! But later. There are still native Russian lands in the world ...
        1. Des10
          Des10 22 March 2014 19: 55
          0
          Serg 122 RU  Today, 10:49 ↑


          Eared - reward!


          So that's where our agent "Cheburashka" is! laughing
        2. The comment was deleted.
        3. Check
          Check 26 March 2014 11: 44
          0
          Let's send him a medal to the White House for the liberation of Crimea))
      2. family tree
        family tree 22 March 2014 11: 02
        +2
        Quote: Cossacks
        Mikhan so he pulls on the hero of Russia

        what Yes, here along the way, the Hero of the Soviet Union is drawn.
        This is an idea who will write?
    3. Native grandfather
      Native grandfather 22 March 2014 11: 49
      +3
      Order of Sutulov to him. With a spin on the back. good
      1. Lesya1871
        Lesya1871 28 March 2014 13: 10
        0
        Yes Yes! Order to him! On the ass!
    4. psg72
      psg72 23 March 2014 06: 57
      0
      And he paid for it.
    5. Russian_German
      Russian_German 24 March 2014 21: 10
      0
      And I suggest! Give Barack Obama the Order of Merit to Russia !!! As they gave the order to Gorbachev, for winning the Cold War. The picture is not written, and all this at the expense of the United States spent 5 billion, hero !!! Although you could spend more, do not skimp. And the rest, those who were on the list of sanctions on the spot of Putin would be awarded with orders of merit to the Fatherland. Hatred of them from the West, the best indicator of their effective work !!!
  33. techmesh
    techmesh 22 March 2014 08: 55
    +42
    The title of Honored Humorist of the European Union can be awarded to Angela Merkel

    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/382/bnzl239.jpg
    1. predator.3
      predator.3 22 March 2014 09: 29
      +22
      Such naughty people become chancellors to the elder! lol
      1. Ptah
        Ptah 22 March 2014 09: 37
        -11%
        So what? And who is the Chancellor in the picture? I see only three girls.
        Not to mention that he himself is able to make such a photo.
        With this resolution and in monochrome. Give me the original, not the "number" copied a million times, and then I can say something. And so - sweatshirt ... hi

        Now admins will send a banhammer ...
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        2. vovan1949
          vovan1949 22 March 2014 11: 46
          +9
          Mergel - on the left in the photo, still in the GDR
    2. sssla
      sssla 22 March 2014 09: 43
      +42
      Quote: tech laughter
      The title of Honored Humorist of the European Union can be awarded to Angela Merkel
      And the title of "Awesome accession to the EU and persistent overcoming of its consequences" - it is clear to whom to award
  34. stroporez
    stroporez 22 March 2014 08: 55
    +11
    as I understand, the sanctions are the deprivation of some nishtyaks. BUT .......... what to deprive of these nishtyaks, they must first be done ... the question arises --- what nishtyaks do we have thanks to "to the world community" ???????????? everything that we have ------ we have thanks to ourselves, our glorious ancestors and ........ everything.
  35. Deadmen
    Deadmen 22 March 2014 08: 58
    +10
    Excellent article. Most of all I laughed at the ban on pet cats in Nizhny Novgorod)))
    But seriously, I think we will only be rallied by these "sanctions." In addition, this will push us to get rid of all kinds of dependencies more actively, as recently there was news about the creation of our own electronic payment system. After all, it was possible to do for a long time, but now our politicians are in a single In a burst at the speed of sound, they began to negotiate and make decisions. Laws are generally accepted in the shortest possible time. I would even say that they had fire in their eyes and it became more fun to work.
  36. Gray 43
    Gray 43 22 March 2014 09: 01
    +6
    Yes, maybe someone will shoot a comedy about the introduction by ordinary Russians of all nationalities of sanctions against the West and put forward an Oscar, and then introduce sanctions against it, let them look for meaning
    1. PATTIY
      PATTIY 22 March 2014 20: 41
      +1
      Quote: Gray 43
      Yes, maybe someone will shoot a comedy

      I need to ask Misha Galustyan.
      I think he will play the role of Obama.
  37. wasjasibirjac
    wasjasibirjac 22 March 2014 09: 02
    +8
    found what else offer to "vaccinate"
    German magazine Bild offers six sanctions that will in fact be painful for Vladimir Putin. So, for a start, the publication proposes to take away from Russia the right to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup and the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Sochi, scheduled for autumn 2014. “Since the Russians really want to become world football champions, they even hired one of the world's most successful coaches, Fabio Capello.” As a second sanction, the publication demands that the Russian ambassador, Vladimir Granin, be “expelled” from Germany. The third sanction against Russia should be "a ban on Russian aircraft, including private ones, from landing." Aeroflot alone, as Bild emphasizes, makes 52 flights a week, and tourists and businessmen fly at cheap prices (about 200 euros for a round-trip ticket). "It's time to end the shopping trip of wealthy Russians to Europe." so that Russian concerns no longer advertise in Europe, as is done, for example, by Gazprom, which pays 15 million euros a year to have its logo on the T-shirts of the German soccer team Schalke. Another measure directed against Russia may be a ban on performing at Eurovision. "This year the Russians will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of their first performance in the competition." The final sanction, the conclusion says, should be the refusal to purchase Russian gas. Due to the mild winter this year, Bild writes, the storage facilities are full. Instead of cooperation with Russia, it is necessary to build new gas pipelines, for example, to Norway.

    with such terrible sanctions, all that remains for us is how to return Crimea to Ukraine, pay compensation for the occupation of the EU's producing countries and generally repent of imperial ambitions.
    1. Deadmen
      Deadmen 22 March 2014 09: 42
      +6
      Bild is famous for its hemorrhoids ideas. This is a delusional edition.
      And at the expense of Eurovision)) it is better to abandon it themselves due to the participation of a bearded man dressed in a female dress.
      there’s nothing to discuss about sports, championships were never selected even in terrible times, because here politics is powerless.
      According to Aeroflot ... I can’t imagine how they will do it, it’s not really such a profit))) ... Gazprom)) I don’t really lose much if they don’t advertise it, the brand is already untwisted, and we can always put an advertisement on t-shirts of any top club in China or a football club in a number of Arab countries.
      Damn Bild is so dumb ... no, he's just add-on dumb.
    2. Ptah
      Ptah 22 March 2014 09: 49
      +3
      The reproach is not to you, but to the one who wrote it. Just one comment. Flights to Germashka by Aeroflot planes for the last five years were 1.200-1.500 more expensive than other airlines on the same routes and currently cost just over 12 (from Kazan).
      Now I myself will book to Frankfurt. Join now.

      http://www.bravoavia.ru/offers/flights/kazan/germany

      Russian companies fly only from the absence of other options. Therefore, sanctions shy away from German companies to a greater extent.
      1. family tree
        family tree 22 March 2014 11: 26
        +6
        Quote: Ptah
        Now I myself will book to Frankfurt. Join now

        Thanks, of course, but I, (grunting, straightens her back) it’s probably on the tank repeat , I’m not going to deal with the 62nd, my friend, that I cut off the GSVG, said that 72 was tastier, but what difference does it make? Damn, men, how to pull the levers of hunting, on a big and tasty!
  38. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 22 March 2014 09: 06
    +16
    Russia requires even more sanctions, the West is at a loss. It’s like in a bathhouse - a Russian wants a park, and a foreigner is in shock.
  39. AleksPol
    AleksPol 22 March 2014 09: 07
    +14
    Yes, if the GDP on TV already taunts sanctions, then there is nowhere else. Gentlemen zapadentsy sailed
  40. CAPILATUS
    CAPILATUS 22 March 2014 09: 07
    +18
    laughing in vain, comads. Laughter, laughter, and m * nda up the fur ... Sanctions on Russia, as such, have not yet been imposed, imposed sanctions only on VERY wealthy people from the environment of GDP. And from what I read in the foreign press, it seems that these people will lose tens of billions, if not hundreds, as they invested in foreign companies, which will now be brazenly nationalized in favor of the United States. I don’t know how the GDP will respond to such impudence, but it seems that the game is reaching new rates.
    Personally, I ask everyone to support the GDP not with words and not with trifles like not buying European chocolates, but with real support for the GDP, when the "fifth column" starts taking people to the streets. Please take my words seriously.
    About "European chocolates". Perhaps, if you still prefer the suit of the "Bolshevichka" factory to the Italian suit, I think that this will be a call to our European "friends" too.
    1. yur
      yur 22 March 2014 21: 42
      +1
      Quote: CAPILATUS
      invested in foreign companies, which will now be brazenly nationalized in favor of the United States. Not
      Forgive me, dear, but it looks like nonsense. Even I, never an oligarch or an economist, understand that this is fraught with the collapse of THEIR capitalist foundations. If they begin to nationalize the enterprises of our oligarchs, then who will prevent us from doing the same with their enterprises in Russia? And all over the world there will be a very clear hint - like "rob the loot".
    2. Cynic
      Cynic 23 March 2014 07: 48
      0
      Quote: CAPILATUS
      insolently will be nationalized in favor of the United States.

      What grade of high school did you use to write this gloomy conclusion?
      Have you heard anything about the action?
    3. Anna Kirichuk
      Anna Kirichuk 23 March 2014 09: 31
      0
      I agree with you about the "fifth column"!
  41. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 22 March 2014 09: 13
    +13
    from Don. After entering our sanctions! http: //topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/164/fetj533.jpg
    1. chehywed
      chehywed 22 March 2014 11: 15
      +16
      Oppanki! And I thought it was a joke. laughing
    2. marat-sr
      marat-sr 25 March 2014 23: 02
      0
      the hut is not to blame, he is there for this and caricatures of ridicule are set, etc. etc. the very attitude of these lying bitches to us and the eu ...
    3. Lesya1871
      Lesya1871 28 March 2014 13: 17
      0
      Oh my God ! Handsome man! They haven’t laughed like that for a long time! laughing
  42. a52333
    a52333 22 March 2014 09: 19
    +2
    Quote: CAPILATUS
    which will now be arrogantly nationalized in favor of the United States

    can torture the return, but in general and as a whole I agree with you, we’re in a Bolshevik woman, not used to it, some of Briony will refuse, as the song says, I don’t remember his name:
    "and we will winter"
  43. falcon
    falcon 22 March 2014 09: 20
    +7
    But someone is minus the article. Alexei, you obviously got ill-wishers in the administration
    President Obama. :)) Not otherwise, Psaki herself monitors the VO site. Get ready to block
    accounts and real estate in the States. :))
    Thanks for the article +
    1. wax
      wax 22 March 2014 13: 51
      +1
      Well, unanimous approvers, s is the vice of a totalitarian communist system. So Ponomarev voted against the annexation of Crimea.
  44. Ivan Russky
    Ivan Russky 22 March 2014 09: 23
    +18
    Yes, here they are on their sanctions
    1. ast1
      ast1 22 March 2014 21: 18
      0
      It would be necessary for the cat to show the same gesture! laughing
  45. ,
    , 22 March 2014 09: 25
    +8
    Well, yes, we laid them on them ,,,. We are so rich in the hinterland that all their sanctions can affect Moscow and St. Petersburg. And in Novosibirsk we still drive carts and the letter Kommersant is Tsarist Russia.
  46. skyil
    skyil 22 March 2014 09: 31
    +4
    Thank you for the article, and it’s easy at heart, and the mood is in order!
  47. Cossacks
    Cossacks 22 March 2014 09: 36
    +6
    I read the article and was upset that I could not make a feasible contribution. Is it possible to admit that, out of principle, I haven’t even tried sneakers, pizza, sushi, which I have been telling my friends about for the last 20 years, and they are twisting their fingers at the temple. And immediately I remembered about whiskey, I turn everything to moonshine. The same but a lot cheaper.
    1. gfs84
      gfs84 22 March 2014 15: 42
      +2
      And I immediately remembered about whiskey, I turn to moonshine. The same but a lot cheaper.

      It’s also healthier (by any way without GMOs) and tastier (I turned them two malt, I insisted on raisins with pine nuts) drinks
  48. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time 22 March 2014 09: 38
    +19
    something like that
    1. Starover_Z
      Starover_Z 22 March 2014 11: 20
      +3
      Additional caption to the bottom fragment of the collage (from the movie "Stairway to Heaven" (about the missile men)):
      Putin: - I'll show you the way to the bottom right now !!!
  49. fif21
    fif21 22 March 2014 09: 39
    +6
    The finished script for the film "Peculiarities of National Policy" Who will undertake to film the film academics?
  50. koksalek
    koksalek 22 March 2014 09: 39
    +2
    Quote: wasjasibirjac
    found what else offer to "vaccinate"
    German magazine Bild offers six sanctions that will in fact be painful for Vladimir Putin. So, for a start, the publication proposes to take away from Russia the right to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup and the Formula 1 Grand Prix in Sochi, scheduled for autumn 2014. “Since the Russians really want to become world football champions, they even hired one of the world's most successful coaches, Fabio Capello.” As a second sanction, the publication demands that the Russian ambassador, Vladimir Granin, be “expelled” from Germany. The third sanction against Russia should be "a ban on Russian aircraft, including private ones, from landing." Aeroflot alone, as Bild emphasizes, makes 52 flights a week, and tourists and businessmen fly at cheap prices (about 200 euros for a round-trip ticket). "It's time to end the shopping trip of wealthy Russians to Europe." so that Russian concerns no longer advertise in Europe, as is done, for example, by Gazprom, which pays 15 million euros a year to have its logo on the T-shirts of the German soccer team Schalke. Another measure directed against Russia may be a ban on performing at Eurovision. "This year the Russians will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of their first performance in the competition." The final sanction, the conclusion says, should be the refusal to purchase Russian gas. Due to the mild winter this year, Bild writes, the storage facilities are full. Instead of cooperation with Russia, it is necessary to build new gas pipelines, for example, to Norway.

    with such terrible sanctions, all that remains for us is how to return Crimea to Ukraine, pay compensation for the occupation of the EU's producing countries and generally repent of imperial ambitions.

    Well, now it's a no brainer that Obamki and his singers in a nightmare dream that the future World Cup is associated with the next joining of another "lost daughter" to Russia, and even all the prizes for Russia! Something I wanted an Alaska jacket in my wardrobe ...
    1. major057
      major057 22 March 2014 11: 32
      +7
      and you noticed, well, the face is nasty at Yaytsenyukha! I just want to move it.
      1. I read the news
        I read the news 22 March 2014 12: 52
        +2
        For some reason, they don’t take with other faces in the jule party.