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Mobilization, mobilization: disco, disco, partisan

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Mobilization, mobilization: disco, disco, partisanTortured to answer questions: and the war with Russia will be? if you call, then you have to go? and who will call? Massive zombies and brainwashing, which gave temporary treatment, led to the fact that even normal people specifically goes to the roof. This is best illustrated by the example of some “journalists” who served in the SA, and then flamed up with an unearthly passion for the Maidan. They write there about the instructions on the shooting case, which their friends, who are also racially correct, read before going to bed, about “disturbing suitcases” gathered in case of war. Read this nonsense: hug and cry.


Oh, you courageous defenders of the "Fatherland" in the person of Turchinov, Yatsenyuk and the same Parubiya! Ready to go to battle immediately, because Vaughn is in danger. I want to reassure everyone right away: there will be no war. Taruta (as if the governor of Donetsk) recently reported that he and his brother had been digging a trench all weekend. Four meters wide, two - deep. Or vice versa. Dug. Now Russian armada tanks turned into a pile of useless iron. Well they will break, and there is a trench. And with the shit that the builders managed to pile. The only free path is along the road. But! There is a traffic cop with a striped stick, so a complete bummer. In general, the borders of our homeland are fully protected. The only remaining problem is airplanes. There is an exit. It is necessary to pull a net between the posts, and not a single enemy machine will slip through. Then pour dog food to attract the raven. Everyone knows that a crow, having got into a jet engine, carries it to a dick. Therefore, there will be no war.

Now we will deal with "partial mobilization" and "martial law". Remember, children: partial mobilization, as well as partial pregnancy, does not happen. And then, she (mobilization) was, but no one came, because everyone was engaged in increasing combat readiness, but there was no diesel, bitch. But! There is a way out: send SMS to a short number and help the army fill up the tank stuck in the 5 box. Again, there are patrons who are ready for modest preferences in the future to supply the Ukrainian army with solarium and personal hygiene items. The main question is: why did the TUA regime (Turchinov-Yatsenyuk) need mobilization? Certainly not for a war with Russia, because even they understand that the people's militia, untrained, but racially correct, can only depict a touching TV picture for reporting on the atrocities of the Russian army. By signing a mobilization decree, the temporary TUA regime pursued two main objectives.

First: somehow build a squad of "self-defense", "Right Sector", warriors of Narnia, hobbits and goblins, currently engaged in robbery and banditry, in two lines and send them to hell. The authorities cannot do anything with them. But he suspects that one fine day a crowd of non-Kievites will gather on the Independence Square, which will send them all to the dick. The authorities cannot arrest the “heroes”, since they all enjoy “revolutionary immunity”.

And every day the “hundreds” who have shed their blood and Molotov cocktails for freedom and democracy are becoming more and more. They still occupy the buildings of the city hall, the philharmonic society, the Main Post Office and the Ukrainian House.

They want a "revolution" in its pure form, with executions from the burnt down House of Trade Unions, public executions of the enemies of Ukraine and the distribution of trophies. Every racially correct hero must receive an apartment, retirement, the right to carry a machine gun at any time of day and a lifetime license to shoot all the enemies of the nation. You, probably, have paid attention, that on the Independence three points of the psychological help now work already. This is not by chance, since people in the center of Kiev today are, to put it mildly, with an inadequate psyche. It is this factor that most of all strains the temporary power, which has already faced an evil wave of rejection. Counterrevolution is brewing, as the new government did not justify the “Nadia Maidan.” The militants proclaimed themselves an independent force capable of taking power into Kiev, in order to finally build a state for the highest race. Therefore, we need a war with Russia to switch attention. Understandably, no one is going to fight, but the militants will have an object to which they can switch attention. Under the chip of partial mobilization, an attempt is made to recount them all, send them to military training camps and walk in the ranks.

The second goal: scare the southeast upcoming punitive operation using the "Nazi Guard". Mobilized detachments of NG, brought to the recalcitrant regions, are capable, according to the plan of the TUA regime, to suppress mass popular demonstrations. On the inevitable "excesses on the ground" - torture, humiliation, murder on ethnic grounds - the temporary authority closes its eyes in advance.

In other words, the regime using mobilization is trying to solve its main problems. They have no time, because on the one hand the EU is pressing, demanding to remove armed formations from the streets, which somehow do not correspond to “European standards”. On the other hand, the hysteria Julia Vladimirovna, who is, as always, in the hospital. She clearly set before Turchinov and Avakov the task: to clean the Maidan from debris and prepare the ground for her return as a peacemaker. The disposition should be as follows - mobilized "Nazis" penetrate the SE in the guise of an "army" restraining the aggressor. In fact, they are engaged in terrorism among civilians. Those groups that refuse to voluntarily add up weapon, disappear in an unknown direction. The inevitable closeness of the war is simulated, everything is hysterical, the country is not sleeping, drinking validol and watching TV. Julia appears on the TV and, mowing her right eye (the result of an unsuccessful plastic surgery), in a quiet voice, designed to communicate with idiots and mentally retarded people, announces a plan for a peaceful settlement of the situation. Russian will be the second state, the regions are given more rights, negotiations with Russia on the Crimea will continue. We must elect her president, and then she will unite the whole country in an hour. Since Alexander V. failed to cope with the management, she assumes the authority of the temporary prime minister, and Yatsenyuk goes to the forest, to engage in the establishment of external relations. And they can also fuck him, it absolutely does not bother anyone.

It is clear that this plan will not work, because the number of morons who believe Tymoshenko has dropped to a critically low level. This is the first moment. The second point: the presidential election to hold 25 in May, simultaneously with the elections to the European Parliament, is no longer possible. Yulia Vladimirovna so far refuses to believe in it, since she is sitting on strong painkillers. They have to constantly take nasal, that is, nose for better effect. Tymoshenko is also forced to rub pills into the gums and even lick a plastic card, with the help of which the dosage of drugs is carried out on two relatively flat tracks. Such is the disposition as of March 18.
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  1. mirag2
    mirag2 19 March 2014 07: 56
    +32
    Yes ...
    For the cons, I came again:
    Russia needs Crimea. And not only Crimea, but also PMR, and much more, even Bulgaria.
    Is it time to start this fuss now?
    Oh, not at the right time. All these perturbations will fly out to us at 50 percent of GDP.
    Another thing is that THERE IS NO CHOICE! This is so because if Ukraine will be in NATO (and it will be there), our entire missile defense system is worthless, and the USA will be able to get everything they want from us. I am old, and I understand what business, and even I myself am ready to suffer, and live worse than now, but I know what it is for, because I am a PATRIOT.
    And a person who is far from any politicians (geo and economic and others) will be very dissatisfied.
    1. mojohed2012
      mojohed2012 19 March 2014 08: 11
      +19
      And why for the minuses?
      For the first part of your monologue, you can really put a minus. This I consider your personal opinion - emotions on the current situation. So to speak, the soul hurts for Russia and does not want to wish it bad.
      In the second part, you wrote between the lines that Russia has NO CHOICE. For this is a plus.
      So to speak, there is a confrontation of positive and negative expectations.
      But understand one thing. THEY in the West lie so that they will not back down. This, as Putin said yesterday, is already a diagnosis.
      When you lie a lot, you can’t even understand where the truth is, so when you hear the truth from another you don’t believe in it.
      Do not be afraid of their missile defense. 70-80 also had SOI, but where is this SOI now?
      I believe that missile defense is a propaganda move aimed at increasing the military budget and making a new arms race, bringing ourselves to a new collapse of the country.
      Yes it will not be. In our power, with all its drawbacks, people are sober-minded. Nobody will let Russia beat with impunity, and having allies in the East and restoring ties with former friends of the USSR, we will show ourselves and let us light this gayer rot.
      Sooner or later, citizens of the USA and the West will even come to an obese mind to the point that their authorities are completely lying. Our country has been showing this to them systematically for several years now. Power is in the truth. It has always been so with us and it will be so.
      1. mirag2
        mirag2 19 March 2014 09: 30
        +3
        I will be very glad if you are right.
        And if their missile defense is just a puffy umbrella, then I’ll have a holiday for myself.
        And then I would not have worried at all.
        1. ele1285
          ele1285 19 March 2014 09: 44
          +12
          Quote: mirag2
          And then I would not have worried at all.

          We’ll do it like this and generally stop worrying
          1. aleks 62
            aleks 62 19 March 2014 12: 23
            +2
            The map is a little incorrect .... We also need to unhook New Mexico from the metropolis (this is 2/3 of the current Mexico, which valiant states seized as a result of the war with Mexico in the early 20th century ..)
            1. Geisenberg
              Geisenberg 19 March 2014 13: 50
              0
              Quote: aleks 62
              The map is a little incorrect .... We also need to unhook New Mexico from the metropolis (this is 2/3 of the current Mexico, which valiant states seized as a result of the war with Mexico in the early 20th century ..)


              Then the Communist Texas Republic must be left ... so we get to the point that the strait will have to be renamed into a stream ...
        2. maximus235
          maximus235 19 March 2014 10: 01
          +1
          There is a rather interesting article on this subject: http://www.madrace.ru/protivoraketnaya-oborona-ssha/kurs-protivoraketnoe-oruzhie
          -pozitsii-ssha-i-rossii / vozmozhnie-meri-rossiyskogo-protivodeystviya-amerikansko
          y-pro
      2. oblako
        oblako 19 March 2014 11: 38
        +4
        Recently I read an article that European missile defense launchers can be used for launches of the INF Treaty, which will allow striking 12 strategically important targets in Russia. The flight time of such missiles is 4-7 minutes. There is practically no time to make a response decision. It is planned to destroy the command post, ICBM launchers and even the Perimeter system. The United States uses the Europeans "in the dark" without revealing, masking the true purpose of these missile defense elements deployed on the territory of European states and is moving its missiles closer to the borders of Russia for a global disarming strike. Even to the Manas base in Kyrgyzstan, RMSDs can be instantly deployed in launchers disguised as cargo containers (similar to our "Bal"). Apparently, the danger is real and an immediate response is required, otherwise the relative equilibrium may be upset very soon.
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    2. platitsyn70
      platitsyn70 19 March 2014 08: 11
      +2
      insanity swept Ukraine, insanity continues in Ukraine.
      1. platitsyn70
        platitsyn70 19 March 2014 08: 20
        +48
        1. I do not care
          I do not care 19 March 2014 09: 14
          +24
          western Ukraine rather
          1. Egoza
            19 March 2014 10: 19
            +6
            I’m looking at the previous picture - that's why Senya-Rabbit twitched like that!
            And even turned to Russian-speaking in Russian !!!

            “The next paragraph in his steps towards the southeast, Arseny Petrovich called“ decentralization of power. ” He would have said the word “federalization,” but this is a criminal offense. So, the full-time position of the Deputy Prime Minister is being introduced, the main task of which will be this very decentralization. Large-scale reform, the widest range of powers and financial resources, municipal police, etc. “Local specifics will be taken into account in matters of education, culture, history and its heroes. All innovations related to the decentralization of power will be reflected in the new Constitution. We must write a constitution together. ”
            Here the famous leaflet by Leonid Kravchuk “To Russian compatriots” is already appearing before his eyes. Classic, she does not age.
            Returning to federalization-decentralization, one thing is surprising. If at rallies of the southeast people want a referendum on federalization, then this would precisely mean joint work in this direction. Or would citizens vote for clearly articulated things that are unacceptable to Kiev? No, the word “federalization” could be played in exactly the same way as the regional and official status of the Russian language.
            And alas, there is no doubt that in the end this would have ended. But the center does not want to let the southeast let off steam. We will write the Constitution together, but those of you who are too active in wanting a federal referendum will hold rallies on this subject and will sit in jail. Question: Does the new government really want a steam exit, or is it still to explode? ” http://2000.net.ua/2000/forum/puls/98505
            XXXX
            "Come back! I'll give it all!" (And then I'll pick it up again!) fellow
          2. Kuvabatake
            Kuvabatake 19 March 2014 11: 16
            +3
            Is he building a dugout in the forest? wassat For the forest brothers trying. laughing
        2. jungar
          jungar 19 March 2014 09: 48
          +3
          Ukrainians do not seem to know what their herb-tooth means. This is not a Bandera prison, but a falcon. A wonderful ancient symbol of all of Russia, and not just "great ukrov". And what the Ukrainians did to him, they sent him in a dive, from which he will no longer come out. It is necessary to return from under the Bandera not only our people and territory, but also the ancient symbol of a proud bird and send it up.
          1. aleks 62
            aleks 62 19 March 2014 12: 31
            +4
            Following your logic, you must return the swastika as well, because the harmless symbol of the sun and fertility ... But the trouble is that all these symbols are either charmed by the Nazis or Bender ... And the completely harmless greeting of the ancient Romans (raised right hand), too. .. Why not touch THESE - all in r ... but turn ...
        3. Iron Mike
          Iron Mike 19 March 2014 10: 07
          +11
          From the old:
          An old Bandera drove into the tram in Lviv (the tip of a forelock sticks out from under the Ounovo cap, a sawn-off shotgun, etc.), looks around the passengers and asks:
          - And hto say skilky years?
          Silence ... a black man gets up and says:
          - Fifteen years old, the Chotyry Khvylyn.
          Banderovets:
          - Sit, son, I already bach scho you ne mo.sk.al.
          1. AlNikolaich
            AlNikolaich 19 March 2014 10: 34
            +7
            Quote: Iron Mike
            From the old:
            An old Bandera drove into the tram in Lviv (the tip of a forelock sticks out from under the Ounovo cap, a sawn-off shotgun, etc.), looks around the passengers and asks:
            - And hto say skilky years?
            Silence ... a black man gets up and says:
            - Fifteen years old, the Chotyry Khvylyn.
            Banderovets:
            - Sit, son, I already bach scho you ne mo.sk.al.

            Hi, social experimenter!
            The joke pleased, apparently he will soon have a different ending:
            The whole tram will answer him: -Moscow time! ...
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    3. CALL.
      CALL. 19 March 2014 08: 45
      +25
      Quote: mirag2
      Russia needs Crimea.

      I looked at the dossier of the Crimea. Even in Ukraine, he earned more than he spent (the last 3 years), there is no need to pay World Cup rental. Its Turkey and Egypt are at hand. When investing in tourism infrastructure. And an example for the whole of Ukraine will be freed from the Bandera-Russophobic scum
      1. Adzhimushkay
        Adzhimushkay 19 March 2014 09: 29
        +19
        I’ll add a little. Crimea is a lot of ports, including deep-sea and oil, do not require investments, just deliver the goods. Kerch is the largest shipyard, in Feodosia a little smaller. Several shipyards. Here, of course, something needs to be restored, but people are tearing from under their hooves, just give.
        As for energy. The Kerch Peninsula is an eternal wind .. In the area of ​​the village of Novonikolayevka there is an array of windmills. Here, too, you can finish building and donate energy all year round
        1. zzz
          zzz 19 March 2014 10: 59
          +3
          Quote: Adzhimushkay
          In the area of ​​the village of Novonikolayevka there is an array of windmills. Here, too, you can finish building and donate energy all year round


          On Tarkhankutsky peninsula (the western part of Crimea), too, saw windmills.
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        3. matross
          matross 19 March 2014 12: 21
          0
          Quote: Adzhimushkay
          Crimea is a lot of ports, including deep-sea and oil, do not require investments, just deliver the goods.

          There is one problem - without communication with Russia on dry land, it is logistically senseless to "deliver goods". Conclusion: communication must be restored through the Kherson region and Zaporozhye with the Donbass.
        4. aleks 62
          aleks 62 19 March 2014 12: 41
          +1
          Hello fellow countryman !!! I also forgot 6 operating military airfields (out of 11 former) and much more ... But wind turbines are also on Tarhanhut, and gas is higher than the roof ...
        5. Rescuer
          Rescuer 19 March 2014 15: 55
          +1
          60% of all cargo flows in the Black Sea go to the Kerch Strait, and now it is the inland waterway of Russia.
          The peninsula is very rich in infrastructure and personnel who are ready to work and perform quality work and cope with the tasks.
          Last year, he was a member of the commission on the introduction of a modern search and rescue sub-center in Kerch and a base station in the settlement of Yurkino. Another center is located in Sevastopol, as well as towers and antennas for communication A1 and A2 and long-range identification of ships on Ai-Petri.

          In Crimea, there is a "thread" if anyone has forgotten.

          The geographical location of the peninsula is favorable for the location of "Bastion". I think they have already been transferred and are now being posted.
      2. ele1285
        ele1285 19 March 2014 09: 40
        +9
        Quote: Z.O.V.
        I looked at the dossier of the Crimea.

        Anatoly, be healthy, like this
    4. Dimon-chik-79
      Dimon-chik-79 19 March 2014 10: 42
      -9
      Russia needs the PMR, Bulgaria maybe half the world? Did you ask if they want it? And the price of this "fuss" of thousands of Russian guys' lives? 50% of GDP ??? - to drive Russia with its population into poverty and put an end to the development of the country? Prevent Russia from growing stronger and becoming a strong and prosperous power?
      Something similar has already happened to us ... and there was SDI and there was Afghanistan. Thousands of lives and billions of rubles not almost spent
      1. RBLip
        RBLip 19 March 2014 11: 11
        +8
        Quote: Dimon-chik-79
        Russia needs Transnistria, Bulgaria and maybe half the world? And you asked they themselves want this?

        need it. and alaska is needed. and military bases are needed. and the army is strong. and the fleet (also a very costly affair). and they want to. and strong. someone like PMR has been knocking for a long time, someone like Bulgarians recalls with emotion about the USSR. just the world is changing. and we live in a time of change. and you can grow without a single shot. like in the Crimea.
        1. Arhipov440
          Arhipov440 20 March 2014 01: 40
          0
          Guys! Remember Wang! Amazingly, everything grows together !!!!!!!!!!!!!
      2. ale-x
        ale-x 19 March 2014 11: 39
        +4
        The answer is obvious. We need everyone who is able to resist the dovecote and the fascists. The question sounds somewhat different: how much does it cost and what are we willing to personally donate to preserve the Slavic World on this "cramped" planet?
      3. Evgeniy-111
        Evgeniy-111 19 March 2014 12: 19
        +2
        The PMR itself stated that it wants to (read the press!). And, besides her, also RPR (Republic of Subcarpathian Russia). And anyway: why WANT EVERYTHING is possible only in the USA?
    5. Alekseev
      Alekseev 19 March 2014 11: 15
      +4
      Quote: mirag2
      Is it time to start this fuss now?

      What kind of fuss specifically?
      As for the Crimea, then everything is true, there was no other way.
      In general, the most complicated chess game is underway, where each move must be thought out and confirmed with real possibilities.
      It is necessary to walk "carefully, but strongly", not to burrow.
      Correctly assess the situation in Ukraine. There is a lot of smug and stubborn shit, even in the East, and not just pro-Russian activists (who, of course, need to be helped in every possible way)
      And Ukraine has to cook in its own shit. Get burned in the fire of revolution. Fire purifies everything. yes
      Nobody wants to feed free-grown banderlogs.
      And in the West, not only schizophrenics like the UN representative Samantha Paeur.
      Yes, they are insulted that the unipolar world is leaving in the past, but everyone wants to live.
    6. Russ69
      Russ69 19 March 2014 12: 00
      0
      Quote: mirag2
      All these perturbations will fly out to us at 50 percent of GDP.

      Well, you, my friend too hit pessimism.
    7. Geisenberg
      Geisenberg 19 March 2014 13: 49
      0
      Quote: mirag2
      I’m old, and I understand what’s the matter, and even I myself am prepared to suffer, and to live worse than now, but I know what it is for, because I am a PATRIOT.


      ... mom, mom we all die. Star is apparently so much that the mind is damaged. Once a patriot - end the tantrum and move on to peppy patriotic speeches.

      For reference: As long as there is the North Pole, rockets free from America will freely reach this blessed land.
  2. W1950
    W1950 19 March 2014 07: 57
    +20
    But just look at these moronic faces of the Ukrainian government and frost on the skin. The Kunstkamera is resting.
    1. mojohed2012
      mojohed2012 19 March 2014 08: 16
      +17
      I completely agree. The yaz is thin, bald and the eyes are running.
      Turchinov is fat, bald, and his eyes run too.
      Yarosh is generally silent - a typical gop by sight.
      The rest are not handsome either.
      But I can say - here are the brothers Ukrainians for what they "fought". It is only a pity for the citizens who are beaten and humiliated with impunity for any suspicion of anything.
      Hang on people - summer is coming - RUSSIAN SUMMER.
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      2. Rostovchanin
        Rostovchanin 19 March 2014 08: 36
        +18
        I completely agree. The yaz is thin, bald and the eyes are running.
        Turchinov is fat, bald, and his eyes run too.

        ... and what do you have against bald people ???, I'm bald too, but "this" would be a nasty Nazi, I would put an eye on my ass
        1. IGS
          IGS 19 March 2014 09: 07
          +6
          I join! A little bald at once .. Are we "bald"? laughing
          1. Alvin
            Alvin 19 March 2014 10: 57
            +4
            Oh well ... we are polite soldier
      3. Anper
        Anper 19 March 2014 11: 34
        +2
        Quote: mojohed2012
        Turchinov is fat, bald, and his eyes run too.

        It has one more peculiarity - pay attention to the hands, especially the thumb. This is not always clearly visible, but this finger is disproportionately long, the joint is completely invisible and in relation to the palm it is quite strange. 0, 17 in the video. a friend of mine, a hundred years ago, said that Turchinov's running eyes and OCTOPUS hands resembled a pickpocket.
        1. Evgeniy-111
          Evgeniy-111 19 March 2014 12: 21
          +2
          And he, by chance, is not an alien? laughing There are tentacles ...
    2. from punk
      from punk 19 March 2014 08: 19
      +3
      Quote: W1950
      Yes, just look at these moronic faces of the Ukrainian government

      it seems to me all this mobilization. so that elections are not held. they seem to not think like them. if they ask, what elections? after all, the war is not the time
      1. Egoza
        19 March 2014 10: 23
        +4
        Quote: punk
        all this mobilization. that would not hold elections.

        This is just an attempt to expel the bandits from Kiev. Otherwise, Yanukovych's Mezhygrya was ruined, plundered, and there, 100 meters away, Yatsenyuk's "house" is worth it! Nothing worse from Mezhyhirya. What if they get to him? Therefore, they are sent for mobilization.
    3. Nikaviz
      Nikaviz 19 March 2014 08: 26
      +19
      "Oh, how much more can you build ..." laughing
      1. ia-ai00
        ia-ai00 19 March 2014 11: 52
        +1
        Yaka "garna dyvchina" ...
        (if you notice a grammatical error, sorry, I didn’t study in Ukrainian schools ..)
        1. inkass_98
          inkass_98 19 March 2014 15: 25
          +1
          Quote: ia-ai00
          sorry, I didn’t study in Ukrainian schools

          Don’t worry, Yulia Vladimirovna too ...
    4. Duke
      Duke 19 March 2014 08: 32
      +5
      Film Intervention of 1968, but as relevant.
      1. kotvov
        kotvov 19 March 2014 11: 03
        +1
        only it is necessary not to the provincial wanted list, but to the world one. soon after all, how rats will rush, as they say in Ukraine, to be hacked. and the Ukrainian people should judge them. I hope he will sober up and understand who the enemy is.
  3. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 19 March 2014 07: 57
    +21
    Their brains were washed there specifically ... On the names of forums foul language threaten everyone and everyone.! To the question of how you will raise industry One answer The West will save us and feed us and that’s it!
    1. Lantau
      Lantau 19 March 2014 08: 04
      +9
      I completely agree!!! You read them and wonder. They can hardly count up to 2, and you say industry. They don’t know the words. wassat
    2. mnbv199
      mnbv199 19 March 2014 08: 13
      +14
      Quote: MIKHAN
      Their brains were washed there specifically ... On the names of forums foul language threaten everyone and everyone.!
    3. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 19 March 2014 08: 35
      +8
      Quote: MIKHAN
      To the question of how you will raise industry One answer The West will save us and feed us and that’s it!

      Such sentiments in Russia ended before the mid-90s.
    4. mamont5
      mamont5 19 March 2014 10: 11
      +2
      Quote: MIKHAN
      The West alone will save us and feed us!


      And how would you work? Didn’t you try guys?
    5. rasputin17
      rasputin17 20 March 2014 12: 11
      0
      There are so many trolls on these forums !!! I went a couple of times to see how the trolls were fattening, and these demented brainless banderlogs spit poison and bile !!))) Turned their forums into cesspools !!!!
  4. Krsk
    Krsk 19 March 2014 07: 57
    +6
    all of them will soon go to the forest or to someone as lucky
  5. domokl
    domokl 19 March 2014 08: 00
    +10
    Well done ... The alignment is true ... Yesterday, after the speech, Yatsenyuk thought the same way ... Plus an article for irony and qualitative analysis ...
  6. mojohed2012
    mojohed2012 19 March 2014 08: 03
    +8
    Good article.
    I think that both Russians and Ukrainians will not wait long for the fall of existing power in Kiev.
    Yarosh has already refused entry into the stillborn national guard and left his militants in full force on the Maidan. Once the Bolsheviks also refused to send Red Guard detachments to the front, and then once they seized power.
    Soon Yarosh will be the "presidential" of Ukraine, and his party members and law-abiding deputies in masks and with weapons will stand behind him in the RADA.
    What will the West say then? Well, if they already begin to negotiate with him, supporting the myth of a peaceful revolution and the bloody Russian invaders in the Crimea and in the East, then Putin has a holy cause - to quickly join all but the Kiev region to Russia and let him utter a half word there in the west.
    Monstrosity is a modern effective policy of the USA and the European Union.
  7. V1451145
    V1451145 19 March 2014 08: 06
    +5
    OPENED THE PANDORA'S BOX BY YOURSELF. BUT LATE "DRINK BORJOMI WHEN KIDNEYS FAILED"
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  9. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 19 March 2014 08: 08
    +11
    If they want to "shake off" the east of Russia, let them say it bluntly, otherwise mobilization, re-masturbation ...
    1. rasputin17
      rasputin17 20 March 2014 12: 13
      0
      And they have such a political move by a horse !!! If they start directly to shed, then their owners will not understand, although they will pour mud from all sides !!)) laughing
  10. KOH
    KOH 19 March 2014 08: 10
    +6
    Here is the author's heartburn !!! Well done !!!
  11. MolGro
    MolGro 19 March 2014 08: 14
    +9
    Ukraine!
    We know for sure - the Arctic fox is approaching.
    We expect a fox this Wednesday ..
    He is a scholar, creations crown,
    And loves philosophical conversations.

    We will all die, why panic?
    Some kind of beast ... Just think about it, take refuge ..
    And with our bare hands we won’t take -
    Perhaps, we’ll slip through .. Maybe it will cost ..

    Fools, believe Bandera - he is coming!
    In the hallway he will take off his cloak and wipe his legs.
    Brew tea. And won't leave anymore
    Omazavshis that, they say, tired of the road ...
  12. mabuta
    mabuta 19 March 2014 08: 15
    +17
    Lyashko has already arrived for mobilization.http: //topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/244/driz177.jpg
    1. rasputin17
      rasputin17 20 March 2014 12: 16
      0
      What a beautiful uncle !!)) Probably the defender of the Maidan !!
    2. rasputin17
      rasputin17 20 March 2014 12: 19
      0
      And here's another !! Well, this truth is polite and grateful !!)))
  13. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 19 March 2014 08: 17
    +2
    ... courageous defenders of the "Fatherland" in the person of Turchinov, Yatsenyuk and the same Parubiya!

    + Tymoshenko = Hero actors from the BURNED THEATER, which they themselves set on fire ...
  14. fly fishing
    fly fishing 19 March 2014 08: 27
    +3
    Europe will help them. You might think that Europeans have no problems.
    Throw the lads weapons and home to the hut, soon sowing, bread must be sown!
  15. ZU-23
    ZU-23 19 March 2014 08: 29
    +3
    Ukraine will probably also ignore the elections, unless of course they release the pro-Russian politicians.
  16. mig31
    mig31 19 March 2014 08: 35
    +6
    Banderlog !!! By no-o-o-ram !!!!!, have the caches been dug up? Rats!?
  17. major071
    major071 19 March 2014 08: 39
    +9
    They all have one answer: the West will help us or the West will help us, or the West will help us. Read like a mantra, calming yourself. In the west of their problems above the roof, what kind of help is there. Tymoshenko generally healed the campaign. The bagel is already dry. She would perform in the circus together with Yayenyuh and Turchinov. Full house is provided, you look and collect money in the treasury.
  18. hawk
    hawk 19 March 2014 08: 39
    +4
    In general, the author drew the correct disposition. According to yesterday’s events, I made two main messages. 1. Borders of Crimea = borders of the Russian Federation.
    2. Banderlogs - the conflict passes from the political phase to the military.
    In no case can you relax. It’s a pity that there will most likely be victims in eastern Ukraine.
  19. morpogr
    morpogr 19 March 2014 08: 41
    +2
    Big Top One Word. We came on tour from the West and they liked it and decided to stay, and even scored a bit of local clowns to diversify the program. Only the audience people are already tired.
  20. Stinger
    Stinger 19 March 2014 08: 42
    +2
    Something is not heard from the boxer. Moved to witness category?
    1. v53993
      v53993 19 March 2014 09: 11
      +4
      Something is not heard from the boxer. Moved to witness category?

      In Germany, it zakherilsya, apparently the spinal cord felt that the arctic fox had come.
  21. REDBLUE
    REDBLUE 19 March 2014 08: 43
    +7
    That's right about sowing. Summer is coming and no one will plant or plow anything. They do not when there is Maidan. And in the fall, everyone will understand that eating is not h.r.e. And no one will help you but your brothers. Drive all the nats in the neck. Let them go home in peace. Get ready for the sowing season. Bread should be planted and not burnt tires
    1. IGS
      IGS 19 March 2014 09: 24
      +1
      Is there money for sowing? On the same fuel and lubricants? And we need money now, or rather yesterday. Now is the time when the day feeds the year.
      1. mamont5
        mamont5 19 March 2014 10: 08
        +3
        Quote: IGS
        Is there money for sowing? On the same fuel and lubricants? And we need money now, or rather yesterday. Now is the time when the day feeds the year.


        Well, yes, several tanks and infantry fighting vehicles the oligarchs refueled with fuel for their money, but there is no longer enough solarium for agricultural tractors.
    2. mirag2
      mirag2 19 March 2014 09: 35
      +1
      Yes, they will bring them humanitarian aid, like in Russia in the early 90s, "minced sausage".
      What was it? Such a disgusting substance ....
    3. Shaki's memory
      Shaki's memory 19 March 2014 09: 59
      +2
      Yes plant there. The tech who worked the ones and the ones working, and the idle tins that didn’t do anything before and now they don’t do anything .. They don’t ask Kiev when to sow .. Another thing is whether there will be an additional surplus or what .. where to buy money?
  22. Alexgs
    Alexgs 19 March 2014 08: 49
    +2
    Yarosh has already refused entry into the stillborn national guard


    This one at least knows what he is doing ... And therefore, he is the most dangerous of all this shobla.
  23. konvalval
    konvalval 19 March 2014 08: 52
    +4
    Oh, I do not envy the fate of these mayonnaise. Waiting for their national anger and judgment. If they do not have time to hide, no one will be to blame.
  24. Gagarin
    Gagarin 19 March 2014 09: 01
    +6
    The article is super, funny!
    According to banderlogs, it’s not so funny here, right now this Maidan abscess must finally break through, where it is difficult to predict pus.
  25. hawk
    hawk 19 March 2014 09: 02
    +2
    Yes, on the eve of the Crimea already shot
    Quote: AlexGS
    Yarosh has already refused entry into the stillborn national guard


    This one at least knows what he is doing ... And therefore, he is the most dangerous of all this shobla.
  26. Ulyanovsk
    Ulyanovsk 19 March 2014 09: 10
    +3
    Evaluation of events from the opposite side. There will be no guerrilla war: http://bither.livejournal.com/331930.html
    Is it something that Ukrainians have become clear in their head?
  27. sazhka4
    sazhka4 19 March 2014 09: 15
    +1
    Eta, who with a scythe .. Wants to scare us? It will not be enough ...
  28. Coffee_time
    Coffee_time 19 March 2014 09: 15
    +2
    The author is burning, especially a drunkard with a civil war, it is necessary to ask polite people to look after ordinary people, and if anything, then help
  29. loginovich
    loginovich 19 March 2014 09: 17
    +3
    I'm afraid we still know the heroes. There is an army of armed degenerates. And everyone strives to become a Fuhrer.
  30. Stinger
    Stinger 19 March 2014 09: 20
    +3
    Quote: W1950
    But just look at these moronic faces of the Ukrainian government and frost on the skin. The Kunstkamera is resting.

    One Yulia Vladimirovna works beautifully. Beckons backstage. And just about that, he will say "I was so sick. And there is a certificate. Merkel gave me."
  31. JVN
    JVN 19 March 2014 09: 22
    +2
    Hush Yulechka do not cry, take kalach from the shelf
  32. REDBLUE
    REDBLUE 19 March 2014 09: 26
    +1
    But there is no money for kalach. If only to ask the people of Ukraine to send smsk for Yulkin Kalach.
  33. Cossacks
    Cossacks 19 March 2014 09: 35
    0
    The article is good and at the same time I would like to ask with addiction those who designed this for us and those lackeys who sing along.
  34. Gunxnumx
    Gunxnumx 19 March 2014 09: 37
    +2
    Poor fellows, they can not send "Right Sector" "to take Astrakhan or Izyum Shlyakh"
  35. RUS33
    RUS33 19 March 2014 09: 45
    +1
    Quote: Stinger
    Something is not heard from the boxer. Moved to witness category?

    Quietly merged. Probably not all brains were beaten off. The remaining (brains) shouted "Vali before it's too late"
    1. Egoza
      19 March 2014 10: 30
      +1
      Quote: RUS33
      Probably not all the brains were repulsed. The remaining (brains) shouted "Vali before it's too late"

      Yes! But this does not prevent his party from demanding a severance of the dir. Relations with Russia. Although again. The party declares, and where Vitalik himself is, of course, an interesting question. Maybe in the United States has already faded to the family?
  36. washi
    washi 19 March 2014 09: 47
    +4
    A little off topic, but funny: http: //takie.org/news/russkie_ne_potejut/2014-03-18-9469
  37. The shy man
    The shy man 19 March 2014 09: 48
    +1
    good article!!))..
  38. muginov2015
    muginov2015 19 March 2014 09: 51
    -1
    I agree Ukraine will be bad, but we should not forget that we still have to digest Crimea, and it will be very difficult. I recently read the dying article of the notorious Repair about how much it will cost us. So, according to his calculations, and we should not forget that he was primarily an economist, and so according to his calculations, this is 3 TRILLION a year.
    ..and I thought retrospectively — not because of the article did he move the horses?
  39. papont64
    papont64 19 March 2014 09: 56
    +2
    Let's see what will be in the wake of the Crimea ...
  40. Leshka
    Leshka 19 March 2014 09: 59
    +1
    let them not make people laugh with their mobilization fool
  41. mamont5
    mamont5 19 March 2014 10: 04
    +1
    "on strong painkillers. They have to be constantly taken nasally, that is, with the nose for the best effect. Also, Tymoshenko is forced to rub the pills into her gums and even lick a plastic card, with the help of which the dosage of drugs is carried out on two relatively even tracks."

    Is Julia really sitting on cocaine?
    1. Egoza
      19 March 2014 10: 37
      +2
      Quote: mamont5
      Is Julia really sitting on cocaine?

      He has been sitting constantly since the Orange Revolution. even somewhere in the frame on TV got that she was "sniffing" standing below the stage. Then she made excuses for a long time that she had a runny nose and was taking medicine in her nose. Although the deputy Chernovol (son of the deceased Chernovol) confirmed that "on the Maidan, many supported themselves in this way," But where is the stock of "rr-revolutionary strength" to take? That is why Julia did not let our doctors or foreign doctors take the blood for analysis!
      And so, she was given "bags with vanilla sugar" in the programs. You might think that she baked pies for herself in the colony! Yes, and Pan Cox and Kwasnevsky ooooooo often visited her! That is why people laughed because Julia without Coke cannot live with Kwasniewski!
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    3. siberalt
      siberalt 19 March 2014 10: 38
      +1
      They say Turchinov put her on drugs. Who is there in their "government" normal there? Every "thing" is a caricature. laughing
  42. Sevastopol
    Sevastopol 19 March 2014 10: 05
    +2
    Quote: muginov2015
    I agree Ukraine will be bad, but we should not forget that we still have to digest Crimea, and it will be very difficult. I recently read the dying article of the notorious Repair about how much it will cost us. So, according to his calculations, and we should not forget that he was primarily an economist, and so according to his calculations, this is 3 TRILLION a year.
    ..and I thought retrospectively — not because of the article did he move the horses?

    you inattentively read this article or didn’t understand, all that is listed there and how to not be done in one year is a long-term prospect. Therefore, do not scare astronomical amounts per year
    1. muginov2015
      muginov2015 19 March 2014 11: 46
      +1
      you are partially right. but 200 annual retirement and budget budgets will agree very well, despite the fact that the budget is already made up and it is in deficit. + the issue of the bridge crossing is the first priority + energy supply, and much more. There are a lot of questions, and they need to be addressed immediately.
  43. slav4ikus
    slav4ikus 19 March 2014 10: 32
    +1
    I read and neighing at the top of my voice! the neighbors thought that my mind was damaged. gave them to read - neighing again together!
  44. siberalt
    siberalt 19 March 2014 10: 43
    +3
    The final administrative structure for Euro Bandera is supposed to be something like this. And in what part will Jul rule? laughing
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/635/mfzz168.jpg
  45. Russ69
    Russ69 19 March 2014 11: 03
    +5
    A man, a Kiev traffic cop, beautifully sent in Donetsk ... smile
    Watch from 3: 15
    1. svp67
      svp67 19 March 2014 11: 51
      +1
      And now let's compare how the Kiev traffic policemen in Kiev behave ... Compare
  46. Oleg Prophetic
    Oleg Prophetic 19 March 2014 11: 06
    +3
    Yes senility grows stronger. A brother from Maidan called and was glad that the authorities decided to send them to the southeast on Saturday, killing Mosk_liv. Hold on there people in battles with the fascist horde
    1. svp67
      svp67 19 March 2014 11: 47
      +1
      Quote: Oleg the Prophetic
      The brother called from Maidan and was glad that the authorities decided to send them to the southeast on Saturday, killing Mosk_liv.

      Does he happen to be here?
      1. Oleg Prophetic
        Oleg Prophetic 19 March 2014 15: 16
        0
        No, he’s not at the guard, but on patrol
  47. mithridate
    mithridate 19 March 2014 11: 36
    +2
    Crimea is not for them the Maidan, where they killed the "Berkut" with impunity, which had not received an order to clear the territory. Here, in Crimea, you can accidentally fall into the grave
  48. acute
    acute 19 March 2014 11: 41
    +3
    Quote: mirag2
    Yes ...
    For the cons, I came again:
    Russia needs Crimea. And not only Crimea, but also PMR, and much more, even Bulgaria.
    Is it time to start this fuss now?
    Oh, not at the right time. All these perturbations will fly out to us at 50 percent of GDP.
    Another thing is that THERE IS NO CHOICE! This is so because if Ukraine will be in NATO (and it will be there), our entire missile defense system is worthless, and the USA will be able to get everything they want from us. I am old, and I understand what business, and even I myself am ready to suffer, and live worse than now, but I know what it is for, because I am a PATRIOT.
    And a person who is far from any politicians (geo and economic and others) will be very dissatisfied.

    Are you a man ?. Each young man undergoes a stage when he is pinched into a corner and what's next. But further from whom she lived thicker. Well, understand that if you spread rot all your life, then nothing will come of it. You will hate yourself more and more every year for weakness. The hour of choice for Russia has come. It will not be easy, but you can’t take a step back, the wall. So let's stay men. Well, there are worse things. In Donetsk, Kharkov, Zaporozhye people have nowhere to run to escape. It’s much harder for us than us, so let’s make us feel ashamed in front of them
  49. screw cutter
    screw cutter 19 March 2014 11: 59
    +1
    Quote: Z.O.V.
    http://www.madrace.ru/protivoraketnaya-oborona-ssha/kurs-protivoraketnoe-oruzhie

    -pozitsii-ssha-i-rossii / vozmozhnie-meri-rossiyskogo-protivodeystviya-amerikansko

    y-pro

    I really hope that the Simferopol Airport will be brought to mind, otherwise it’s a shame for the Crimeans. And the bridge to Kerch to the place of the ferry, otherwise you won’t run across Ukraine.
    1. Russ69
      Russ69 19 March 2014 12: 38
      0
      Quote: screw cutter
      And the bridge to Kerch to the place of the ferry, otherwise you can’t run across Ukraine.

      The government said the project to build a bridge will be accelerated.
  50. Free Island
    Free Island 19 March 2014 12: 22
    0
    credit article))