Paruby frustrated Putin’s plan

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If it were not for Andrei Paruby (Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council), Putin would have let himself go. However, the courageous creator of “self-defense”, who was not afraid to go to the hospital at the most decisive moment, regularly exposes Vladimir Vladimirovich’s plans. And not only exposes, but also breaks. A week ago, Paruby personally, with the support of two or three faithful people, real Ukrainians, managed to ruin Russia's aggression in the Crimea. They were thinking to seize the peninsula on the move and make a stronghold of separatism there. To build, so to speak, the Kremlin nest. Did not work! Because Andryusha came out and said: your special operation has been foiled, damned Kremlin geba!

All Ukrainian units stationed in the Crimea put up courageous resistance to the invaders. Some unseemly people could say that the Ukrainian military are stupidly afraid even to stick their nose out of the location. In fact, this is certainly not the case. As a result, the aggressor, who did not have a hard time, was forced to hold a referendum in the Republic. Cowardly and vile step. Over 96% of the population of Crimea expressed a desire to join the Russian Federation on March 16. Until late at night in the major cities of the peninsula continued concerts and fun about this. The group “Lyube” performed in Sevastopol: “Sevastopol is waiting, Kamchatka is waiting, Kronstadt is waiting ...”. And the crowd of many thousands picks up: “... The land of their children’s relatives believes and waits.” Understandably, this is all a massive falsification. One and a half million Crimean voters at the point of the Russian machine guns already ran at a run to the polls to return home with tears in their eyes. I regularly watch Euronews, because compared to Ukrainian racially correct channels, it is an unattainable peak of objectivity. The Italian Sergio Cantone works from him in the Crimea. Always wearing a helmet and body armor. And then suddenly in the jacket and says: "Everyone is celebrating and happy." How so?!

In Svidomo, of course, blows the roof of anger. Is it for that they stood on Independence, so that at such a speed frankly prosrat everything ?! A cursory monitoring of the racially correct forums and social media activity testified: they are in full ahu ... of depression. It is proposed to shoot Turchinov, Yarema and Yatsenyuk, who betrayed “euromaidan”, “svobodovtsy”, who came to power in an alliance with BYuT, are called idiots and bastards. But then Andrei Paruby appeared at the very right time. Since his statement was in writing, there was no difficulty in understanding.

It turns out that Crimea is the victory of the national revolution. Not more, but not less. All the special services of independent Ukraine, including the grandmothers on the benches, worked in the mode of maximum mobilization. And yet, for the second time, they managed to thwart Vladimir Vladimirovich’s ambitious plan to seize Ukraine. Unfortunately, Putin did not know what kind of plan Mr. Paruby foiled, otherwise he would be somewhat surprised. So, according to Speech Therapist, “a large-scale operation by Russian separatists to invade Ukraine under the name“ Russian Spring ”was disrupted. What did the aggressor plan? Again, the word is to a person whose oral speech can only be understood by his closest associates: “An operation was planned in eight regions of Ukraine, the purpose of which is to hold rallies and proclaim popular governors, and then declare a procession to Kiev. But everything failed miserably. So says the secretary of the NSDC, having read Facebook. And indeed, in Donetsk everything “failed miserably.” This was facilitated by tens of thousands of people who took to the streets of the megalopolis. All of them came from Russia, and all had IDs of GRU officers, as well as an order from the command "to organize actions of civil disobedience in a short time."

The boys in Donetsk did not even understand that they took the city on the move. Captured the building of the regional court, the Security Service of Ukraine and the office of the company Taruta "ISD". Everywhere hoisted the Russian flags. Gone with a tour of the possessions of the governor. Found a buffet, a cultural snack, did not beat anything and went back to the square. Law enforcers in full outfit trot or side by side. Either they guarded the participants of the action, or the participants of the law enforcement action. So on the move and you will not understand. In Kharkov, thousands of people unfolded the hundred-meter flag of Russia and walked with it in the center. The most active visited the office of the "Right Sector" and other racially correct organizations. Well, they burned something there. For example, a minibus, where militants traveled and shot at the protesters. In Odessa, there was a full house. March in support of the Crimean referendum gathered ... well, just to fuck people. They demanded a plebiscite in Odessa for separation, the state status of the Russian language, and generally shouted slogans that brought the racially right patriots to insanity. In Mariupol, the insurgent masses decided to visit the enterprise of the Roshen concern for the presence of radicals there. At first, the leadership did not want to let anyone in, but when they broke down the metal gates, people went to meet them. No militants were found, but the guards were slightly naked. For order. Against the background of the referendum in the Crimea, these events looked like "a complete failure of the plans of the Russian separatists."

On Monday, the interim regime decided to build on its success in fighting Putin’s plans. Oleksandr Turchynov, acting as everyone who could, did not bother much and announced “partial mobilization”. What “full mobilization” led to, we all know very well. Now the army is waiting for funds from the Esemesos to come in to buy some ammunition and diesel fuel. Partial mobilization, on the other hand, should demonstrate the extremely resolute mood of the temporary government. It is due to, I quote, “the aggravation of the socio-political situation on the Crimean peninsula, unconcealed aggression, the Russian side’s enthusiasm for a part of the territory of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea and the city of Sevastopol”. This is emphasized in the corresponding bill, which Turchinov submitted to BP. The procedure is as follows: a mobilization decree must be approved by parliament. Although Alexander Valentinovich could not strain himself: he is his own speaker and president himself. However, Turchinov did file, and Rada voted. Partial mobilization looks a bit strange against the background of victorious reports of Parubiy about “disrupting the plans of the Kremlin.” After all, following the logic of "Speech therapist", it is necessary to arrange a holiday fireworks on the Maidan.

In the meantime, Russia's aggressive plans were frustrated more and more. The Supreme Council of the Peninsula declared Crimea an independent state. This is a victory for the NSDC and personally Oleksandr Turchynov. In accordance with the resolution of the parliament, which was dissolved by Kiev literally two days ago, “the legislation of Ukraine is not applied on the territory of the Republic of Crimea, the decisions of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine and other state bodies of Ukraine, adopted after February 21 of 2014, are not implemented”. “The activities of the state bodies of Ukraine in the Crimea cease, their powers, property and funds are transferred to the state bodies of the Republic of Crimea, defined by the government of the Republic of Crimea,” the document says. Well, the complete failure of the scenario for the split of Ukraine. Especially when you consider the fact that the Crimean parliament addressed Russia with a request for admission to the Russian Federation.

Further developments imply a temporary regime forcing with the help of mass hysteria controlled by the media in order to “mobilize”. The banner "United Ukraine" is irrelevant. In the fashion stories about volunteers who endlessly go to the collection points, shouting pro-Maidan slogans. “You can see May-Ukraine’s Ukraine with you all year round,” as if a stern Cossack of indeterminate sex addressed each one, pointing with his finger towards Vladimir Vladimirovich. In parallel, in strict accordance with the textbooks on the conduct of the coup, punitive detachments should be formed within a short time for raids in the eastern regions of the country. Well, if everything goes according to plan, then a civil war will begin.
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  1. +93
    18 March 2014 07: 09
    When there are only failures around, political, economic and social, victories are needed. If there are no victories, victory needs to be invented. A clown and no more hi
    1. W1950
      +53
      18 March 2014 07: 12
      You won’t praise yourself, as you are sitting o.B.O.S.R.s.a.s.
      1. +30
        18 March 2014 07: 33
        All Ukrainian units stationed in Crimea exerted courageous resistance to the invaders.
        I really thought that I got to the site of Ukrainian truth. By the way, I advise you to visit, a lot of interesting things can be found there for reflection. America for the ultimate truth, they are ready to kiss all the places, even despite the fact that the mattress-beds did not give them anything except rotten dry pits. The aircraft carrier Bush is waiting there like manna from heaven. Very entertaining site, but in Ukrainian, but Google translates it without problems.
        1. ed65b
          +27
          18 March 2014 08: 37
          Quote: Canep
          I really thought that I got to the site of Ukrainian truth.

          Hi Seryoga. It is useful to pass your truth on Ukrop sites. Although then the hair moves for a couple of hours. In my opinion, Ukraine lives in "its own world of the Apocalypse."
          1. +8
            18 March 2014 09: 08
            Good afternoon, Edward! hi
            And do not tell me which sites specifically. I don’t understand by mov and it’s hard for me there: often I don’t understand the essence and humor. Are there Russian speakers there? Throw a link please!
            1. +11
              18 March 2014 09: 20
              UNIAN search. There is the quintessence of ukro-absurdity. If white is called black, and black is white - do not be surprised. And from it, by reference, you can already to all the others.
              1. 0
                18 March 2014 09: 29
                Thank you! hi
                I did just that, but mostly I got into mov ... crying Well, I'll try again ...
            2. +10
              18 March 2014 09: 21
              Yuri, hi.
              Here in Russian - .... http://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/
              1. +2
                18 March 2014 09: 28
                Hi Igor! hi I'm on my way! Thank!
              2. +1
                18 March 2014 09: 32
                Ugh, damn it! I messed up sites with forums !! fool What kind of Ukrainian forums are there in Russian? Can share the links? And then I’ll stumble upon MOV. They speak very little Russian ...
              3. +4
                18 March 2014 10: 29
                Thank! He laughed heartily ... true, if it had not been so sad. After all, believe in the absurdity of the dodgy maydaunas ....
              4. +7
                18 March 2014 11: 45
                Thank you for the link Igor Vladimirovich. I am amused especially smiled that Kobzon want to deprive the title of citizen of Dnepropetrovsk .. wassat how now he will survive it ??? feel ..Best regards, Dmitry hi
            3. ed65b
              +5
              18 March 2014 10: 42
              Quote: retired
              Good afternoon, Edward! hi
              And do not tell me which sites specifically. I don’t understand by mov and it’s hard for me there: often I don’t understand the essence and humor. Are there Russian speakers there? Throw a link please!

              Hi Yuri hi !! in google just type the media of ukraine and come on any you will not pass. And there is a button on top of the Russian English Ukrainian. click and read. True comments through time on mov but also Russian-speaking such apricots come across. laughing
            4. Irtysh
              +4
              18 March 2014 11: 05
              From adequate polemika. com. ua
              1. sserov
                +3
                18 March 2014 19: 40
                all newspapers have mass hysteria — even there is nothing to read, unfortunately once sensible journalists began — well, as it’s easier to explain, ZEBOM JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
            5. +2
              18 March 2014 12: 34
              http://gazeta.zn.ua/ форума нет, но все статьи комментируются. пока можно залогиниться и получить опыт общения.
            6. 0
              19 March 2014 06: 46
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5UjxEFXjQhA
              Look, here is an analysis of the situation in Ukraine, the former head of the Israeli special service "Nativ". The title is not quite there, but it says it all.
          2. +5
            18 March 2014 10: 58
            Quote: ed65b
            It is useful to pass your truth on Ukrop sites. Although then the hair moves for a couple of hours. In my opinion, Ukraine lives in "its own world of the Apocalypse."

            Well, what can you do ... request
            Won about ... or ... Yes
            It is very unfortunate, but this disease is treated only with the strictest economic diet (light starvation) and the visa regime for migrant workers.
          3. +3
            18 March 2014 16: 59
            They live in the fabulous country of NARNIA. You can get there through the Maidan. Okak wassat
          4. sserov
            +3
            18 March 2014 19: 38
            yeah especially in WESTERN UKRAINE
        2. Irtysh
          +4
          18 March 2014 11: 03
          Ea nooo. Boycott of Ukrainian truth. I was banned there, wicked. sad
          1. +6
            18 March 2014 11: 22
            "Khvilya-analytical portal" without diapers and beer do not enter! laughing
            1. +5
              18 March 2014 17: 13
              Was there, ohher .. but cool. Right some kind of coven. From cheap photo jokes to bullshit, which a normal person would not believe. Valid MayDOWNS laughing
          2. +2
            18 March 2014 17: 31
            Now on all Ukrainian sites with comments of objectionable banyats. You are not alone wink
        3. +1
          18 March 2014 20: 35
          let them wait! and "BUSH" ate pears! and new hohli are waiting in vain !!! wassat
        4. 0
          19 March 2014 02: 09
          Quote: Canep
          All Ukrainian units stationed in Crimea exerted courageous resistance to the invaders.
          I really thought that I got to the site of Ukrainian truth. By the way, I advise you to visit, a lot of interesting things can be found there for reflection. America for the ultimate truth, they are ready to kiss all the places, even despite the fact that the mattress-beds did not give them anything except rotten dry pits. The aircraft carrier Bush is waiting there like manna from heaven. Very entertaining site, but in Ukrainian, but Google translates it without problems.


          The news of recent months is just a "gold mine" for science fiction writers, you can not strain to release a whole series from the "alternative history" genre, only sorting out propaganda in the media wassat laughing
      2. +7
        18 March 2014 10: 31
        The Ruins have their Heroes. Parubia to the reward! US Congress Medal!
        1. Maza
          +10
          18 March 2014 12: 39
          POSTHUMOUSLY!
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        3. +8
          18 March 2014 13: 04
          I once heard that our specialists (I don't know exactly who: the FSB or the GRU) carried out special operations in territories outside the Russian Federation to destroy the militants, who are, that is to say, retired. It seems like the last time was somewhere in Europe, and before that in Istanbul they put a whole group of "bearded" reptiles!
          The doctrine clearly states that operations abroad are a trifling matter, and the same YAROSH openly calls for terrorist attacks, and there they ricochet, a stray bullet, a grenade thrown in the wrong direction and PARUBY accidentally merge with the bunker and fascist! life is an evil thing! crying
          1. +1
            18 March 2014 15: 55
            Quote: silver_roman
            I once heard that our specialists (I don't know exactly who: the FSB or the GRU) carried out special operations in territories outside the Russian Federation to destroy the militants, who are, that is to say, retired. It seems like the last time was somewhere in Europe, and before that in Istanbul they put a whole group of "bearded" reptiles!
            The doctrine clearly states that operations abroad are a trifling matter, and the same YAROSH openly calls for terrorist attacks, and there they ricochet, a stray bullet, a grenade thrown in the wrong direction and PARUBY accidentally merge with the bunker and fascist! life is an evil thing! crying


            Here, too, I think that such a terror in relation to them is right.
            But after all, each such operation is months, or even years of preparation.
            And now there the situation is changing every minute
            1. 0
              18 March 2014 16: 33
              just right now start sharpening a knife angry
              1. sserov
                +5
                18 March 2014 19: 42
                no, we can handle them ourselves — they’re daredevils in the west when their service station is against one — and when the WALL ON THE WALL is still thought twenty times it’s worth going to the SOUTH EAST — or it’s better to shout about FAT in KIEV
                1. +2
                  18 March 2014 20: 53
                  Well Duc, what are you waiting for ?!
                  An order like in 1991?
                  Or when the sheep’s horn is bent and a lemon is tied to the eggs?
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            3. +1
              18 March 2014 18: 06
              Quote: cdrt
              I think that such a terror in relation to them is right

              Still, it is more correct to capture, interrogate, identify ties-sponsors-accounts-caches, court and term (life time is preferable). Liquidation is carried out only if it is impossible to implement the main scenario. Or if the interrogation hurts the initiator ... think for yourself hi
              1. 0
                19 March 2014 15: 48
                Destruction is better than term, albeit lifelong. There will be no reason to take hostages for a subsequent exchange.
            4. +1
              18 March 2014 20: 51
              Quote: cdrt
              But after all, each such operation is months, or even years of preparation.


              This is the genius and fantasy of the real ex.

              He arrived, examined the place and the object, came up with, realized, went on.

              Get ready don't get ready, but there is no luck, genius and imagination - consider a one-time "torpedo".
          2. +2
            18 March 2014 20: 36
            Boevichkov about the KGB have seen enough?
            These groups, as under Khrushchev, were destroyed, only in the second Chechen and they tried to restore it.

            Only such exs in the textbook can not do.
            And exes for exes at the training ground and simulators can not be trained.

            This talent and calling is necessary
            One must have genius and imagination in this area ..

            Avon tried in Saudi Arabia to banish one of the Chechens, and so the soldiers got caught (they didn’t reach the exes, alas) on the seeds - pieces of insulation of wires in the trunk of a rented car, and on the faces of their non-Arab shaven-cut.
            They dispersed the Monastery, defeated the School.
            Real combat officers in the 1990s with hunger, lack of money, and ignorance of where to stumble upon the crime went away and there they all used them all at once.
            The officers for the most part now are just officials - papers from table to table with the stamp "the spirit is secret and both eyes are out", and a copier with a scanner is standing in the corner, and they are shifting - "mustache on control."

            Well, there was a drain from politicians and businessmen.
            And their bosses leaked them to businessmen.
            By all indications.
            Why merged - God is their judge.
            But it was necessary to deal with them clearly.
            Only one of them is on an honorary retirement, and some are still in a warm chair.

            Dumb ex.
            All are over.
            Very ideological and they were brilliant.
            These are no longer being done.
            And so - over there which planes disappear without a trace ...
            And here is a simple regional leader.
            Well, you think someone dyutifri coffee drown.
            Well, a stale sandwich mishandles.
            And even in the oncoming KRAAZ, the brakes and steering will fail badly.
            Well, maybe on the ladder it is unsuccessful to stumble - the legs then go bad after prison.
            Or the fireplace will start to smoke with carbon monoxide.

            But there are no talents with imagination and knowledge of the rules of household safety techniques.
          3. 0
            19 March 2014 15: 44
            Why grenades, crazy bullets - rude. And how to help a person go to the forefathers or the beloved teacher Bandera, there are a lot of means in the arsenal of special services - from heart attack to constipation!
        4. +3
          18 March 2014 13: 34
          Quote: Ross
          . Parubia to the reward! US Congress Medal!

          The Order of the Sutuly with a spin on his back. And with the right to wear the order plank of concrete on a holiday T-shirt on New Year's holidays. laughing
        5. sserov
          +2
          18 March 2014 19: 41
          it’s sad that such people came to power - in Kiev there was always trouble in the minds
        6. 0
          18 March 2014 22: 47
          Quote: Ross
          The Ruins have their Heroes. Parubia to the reward! US Congress Medal!


          Pad.ebiya to the reward! Stick Rubber in point! and twirl yelling to the heroes of bacon!
      3. +1
        18 March 2014 20: 32
        no, just complete nonsense !!! bullshit and rubbish !!! wassat wassat
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      5. Stalker
        +1
        18 March 2014 21: 21
        The holiday season in Crimea is disrupted. If things continue this way, closer to winter the holiday season in the Carpathians will be disrupted. laughing
    2. +14
      18 March 2014 08: 47
      you can’t relax, against this background, there is a consolidation of radicals with oligarchs, and control over law enforcement agencies, where mopping up is taking place, you can’t lose time, only in this way you can achieve real results in the southern and eastern regions
      1. +1
        18 March 2014 12: 10
        you can’t relax, against this background, there is a consolidation of radicals with oligarchs,
        No matter how they consolidate, the gangster’s nature will still take up and they will begin to destroy each other. hi
        1. 0
          18 March 2014 15: 56
          Quote: Gomunkul
          you can’t relax, against this background, there is a consolidation of radicals with oligarchs,
          No matter how they consolidate, the gangster’s nature will still take up and they will begin to destroy each other. hi


          In the same way, White thought about the alliance of the Reds with Makhno probably.
          They will cross over already crushing all the resistance.
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    3. +3
      18 March 2014 09: 05
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      . Clown and no more

      This is a fiery "revolutionary" speaker who trains according to the ancient Greek system ... I just forgot to spit out the pebbles from my mouth ...
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    4. Shaki's memory
      +19
      18 March 2014 09: 17
      I recall an old joke about grannies.
      "Grannies and grandchildren are sitting, discussing

      -My driver will be, everyone is playing cars ..
      -And my military. Everything is playing soldiers ...
      -And my president ..
      -!?!?!?!?
      - He's crap, covered in shit .. but how he holds his head .. "

      So ... be him the president of the Republic of Zapaden ...
    5. +4
      18 March 2014 09: 47
      To give Parubia the title of Hero of Ukraine and to award the order of the stoop with a twist on the back and a brilliant green on his forehead;
      1. HAM
        +1
        18 March 2014 10: 58
        Why the corpse of greenback! ??
        1. +3
          18 March 2014 11: 48
          For beauty, they will not understand otherwise in the geyrop wassat
          1. +2
            18 March 2014 17: 19
            So for Geyropa then you need to lubricate the point wassat
    6. +2
      18 March 2014 10: 38
      You look at the current leadership of Independent, read from the statement, and it seems that in the past they were Kashchenko’s patients. And the worst thing is that they did not heal!
    7. Gloria45
      +1
      18 March 2014 12: 15
      Yes, the clown, only bloody, it was on his go-ahead snipers
      Shot the guys on the Maidan.
      1. +1
        18 March 2014 12: 48
        set +, but in general I think on the go-ahead of the Yusovites, their handwriting.
    8. +2
      18 March 2014 13: 51
      As if these clowns from Kiev did not say something, you can honestly and directly say, people in Ukraine, at least how you feel about Russia, but Crimea, your fucking rulers just missed, forgive me for saying, I do not want to offend anyone who does not love Russia loving Russia, we didn’t muddy it all up, think the PEOPLE of Ukraine, they didn’t shoot you in the back, they didn’t throw Molotov cocktails at Berkut, the citizens of Ukraine did it, it hurts and regrets that all this happened and I think about this , I don’t know how many Ukrainians live in Russia, I think several million and I can’t even imagine what someone would say, down with the Ukrainians, there’s just no thought or words about this, there’s just no such thing, Minister of Culture of the Russian Federation Medinsky, how many Ukrainians are there the highest state, military, and other services posts, probably thousands and what to do, I have a lot of friends with a surname ending in O, my dream was to visit Kiev and Minsk, now I’ll probably just have to say goodbye to Kiev, but sorry Mother of Russian cities, I’ll go to Minsk , ra get yourself together, stop blaming Russia and Putin, because the further you have this mess, and no matter how you say it, and it is this mess, the less and less our love for you will be, a bunch of nasty politicians and oligarchs who have sniffed up can spoil barrel of HONEY.
    9. +1
      18 March 2014 19: 49
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      If there are no victories, you need to come up with a victory.

      It remains to wish that the situation goes like this. so that parubia with thighs come up with these victories more wink
    10. 0
      18 March 2014 23: 13
      Hero???? Let smerd come to us in Crimea !!! Let him show heroism !!!! I’ve got it !!! Mutter not rye thresh !!! Dog stinking !!!! am
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    12. 0
      19 March 2014 02: 19
      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Clown and no more

      Her, Andrei Vladimirovich deigned to watch too many comics ...
  2. +22
    18 March 2014 07: 09
    I don’t even know what to say. There is no strength to laugh. I’d better go work for the good of my homeland and my wallet. And then if you read the nonsense of the Maydauns daily, you can either move off with your mind, or suffocate with laughter.

    ZY
    Article plus.
    1. +35
      18 March 2014 08: 52
      Andryusha Parubiy frustrated all Putin's plans
      What clearly reported on Facebook
      And the fact that the Crimea, he, excuse me, pro ...
      So in other matters he got a little tired.
      Now Kiev power will fall asleep calmly
      Kohl undertook to guard her peace Andryusha
      He is a "trump" suit in words in Ukraine
      In fact: only x .. breaks pears

      major 18 / 03 / 2014 drinks
      1. +3
        18 March 2014 09: 48
        Quote: major071
        In fact: only x .. breaks pears

        Michurinist? Parubiy - a Michurin man with a pear-eer bungs, our rifleman has ripened everywhere, and the Swiss and the reaper and the igrets are on the pipe.
        1. +1
          18 March 2014 10: 13
          Quote: Jura
          our archery everywhere has ripened, and the Swiss and the reaper, and the igret on the pipe.

          That's just the mouth of the poor beggar.
      2. +4
        18 March 2014 09: 55
        Quote: major071
        In fact: only x .. breaks pears

        And I have not seen canned pears of Ukrainian production in the local Russian store for a long time. So, it turns out where they went!
  3. waisson
    +106
    18 March 2014 07: 11
    AND I WILL SAY SO
    1. +62
      18 March 2014 07: 17
      Quote: waisson
      AND I WILL SAY SO

      Good mood to everyone ..
      1. +13
        18 March 2014 09: 58
        Quote: Denis




        Those on the right deserve a holiday in Magadan.
        1. +3
          18 March 2014 10: 17
          However, to parubia from a boxer in support (in neighboring chambers): [i] The leader of the "Maidan" party "Blow" boxer Vitali Klitschko said today at a press conference in Kiev that after the referendum Crimea is on the verge of a humanitarian catastrophe, there is a threat of ethnic cleansing on the peninsula ... [A recognized expert in waving his fists at ringe is sure that Crimean Tatars, “Ukrainians and all patriots of Ukraine” are “under threat” in Crimea. Therefore, his party considers it necessary to adopt a law on the temporarily occupied territories, UNIAN reports. / I]
          см.http://www.pravda.ru/news/world/formerussr/17-03-2014/1199826-klichko-0/
        2. +2
          18 March 2014 12: 52
          I don’t agree, this one didn’t know what would happen. The verdict was green-forehead so that there would be no infection.
        3. +1
          18 March 2014 12: 59
          better in Norilsk ... in January! there, I heard, chic resorts and for one you can ski. And some excursions are not worth nickel mines! lol
    2. +13
      18 March 2014 08: 06
      Nevertheless, I think Konstantinov should be awarded the Star of the Hero of Russia, and his associates must be awarded.
      1. +6
        18 March 2014 09: 32
        Quote: sasha.28blaga
        Nevertheless, I think Konstantinov should be awarded the Star of the Hero of Russia, and his associates must be awarded.

        I think they were not fighting for titles and awards. The main reward for these guys is that they have achieved the realization of the dreams of their people and many, many people of the Russian world ....
    3. +14
      18 March 2014 09: 27
      Quote: waisson
      AND I WILL SAY SO

      and here I am (about plans)
      1. +1
        18 March 2014 12: 13
        Quote: Nick
        I think they did not fight for titles and awards

        I remember how Konstantinov came out to declare on the stage, the pearl and its face pearl.
      2. +2
        18 March 2014 21: 59
        Stop, and Kherson, Nikolaev, Odessa, Donetsk, Lugansk ???
        Guys smihu.yochki-piz.dohakhanki class, and a civil warrior can begin with us so we are waiting for "polite little green men" soldier
    4. Maza
      +1
      18 March 2014 12: 55
      With these guys and the intelligence is not scared to go.
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  4. +20
    18 March 2014 07: 13
    It was a smile, but the enemy should not be underestimated, that no one knows in their minds, moreover, they make non-logical moves.
    1. +19
      18 March 2014 09: 41
      Quote: Igor39
      Smiled, but the enemy must not be underestimated
    2. -1
      18 March 2014 12: 56
      the moves are not logical, I agree, but they are one-sided, they do not calculate the RUSSIAN SPIRIT, on which they will be pierced.
      1. 0
        18 March 2014 15: 22
        RUSSIAN SPIRIT is good, but with brains even better.
    3. +1
      18 March 2014 17: 24
      Well, yes, a Neanderthal with a grenade is a terrible thing belay
  5. +20
    18 March 2014 07: 13
    The author did not indicate, but I hope that Andrei Parubiy, courageous creator of "self-defense", who was not afraid at the most decisive moment to fly intoMental asylum...is the best way out for him and the entire "government" of Kiev.
    1. +4
      18 March 2014 08: 36
      Quote: name
      courageous creator of "self-defense", who was not afraid at the most decisive moment to fly to a PSYCHIATRIC hospital ...


      Himself "lay down", or was it placed there ???
  6. +15
    18 March 2014 07: 16
    Already afraid of their own, armed people surrounded the joy, did not let anyone in, the true patriots were in shock.
  7. mad
    +3
    18 March 2014 07: 18
    Basically, speculative conclusions, the conclusions are certainly correct, but the facts are not enough ... 3 points.
  8. +6
    18 March 2014 07: 28
    If in Ukraine direct honest elections are held tomorrow, then only scum vote for these scum - i.e. absolute minority.
  9. +3
    18 March 2014 07: 29
    Ah Andryusha - do we live in sorrow!
  10. +21
    18 March 2014 07: 29
    Well done author. Written with humor, read in one fell swoop. What can be said here? Only one thing - insanity grew stronger, mice cried, but continued to eat the cactus! laughing
  11. +11
    18 March 2014 07: 31
    Article plus. I haven’t read such an intelligent banter for a long time.
    1. +6
      18 March 2014 07: 39
      Positive emotions )))
  12. +3
    18 March 2014 07: 45
    and Bendera’s people in history were generally marked by unprecedented heroism, and this little man famously supports the hero’s image and is thought out. raised on the ideals of Coca-Cola wants to look and act like a James Bond or Speedman at worst. I feel sorry for him and the Ukrainian people
  13. +3
    18 March 2014 07: 51
    The circus had already left, and the clowns were delaying something.
  14. +7
    18 March 2014 08: 00
    It is proposed to shoot Turchinov, Yarema and Yatsenyuk, who betrayed the “Euromaidan”, “Svobodovites” who came to power in an alliance with the BYuT, are called idiots and scum.
    I can send cartridges laughing But just do this shooting, you can earn enough money to sell tickets in the first row to the firing squad you look at the tickets to sell and borrow money laughing
    1. Shaki's memory
      +3
      18 March 2014 09: 21
      angry what cartridges?!?! .. Shikuet !!! .. It is necessary to save .. The rope is one at all and a piece of soap ..
  15. +6
    18 March 2014 08: 12
    Parubia needs to be considered. Indeed, if in all these political combinations he does not see a sucker - then he is this very sucker !!!
  16. +10
    18 March 2014 08: 17
    and we laughed more at another strategist yesterday. laughingthe king’s good grave
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 09: 32
      The digger of the moats apparently did not hear that Her Majesty of Russia had engineering troops. Buried with a bang ...
  17. JVN
    JVN
    +4
    18 March 2014 08: 22
    Parubiy, put down your gun, take a slingshot
  18. Quantum
    +5
    18 March 2014 08: 23
    The article is wonderful, with a delicate sense of humor! I especially liked the reprise: Kozak
    an indefinite sex with a speech about an independent. Plus, of course!
  19. +7
    18 March 2014 08: 30
    "Law enforcers in full gear were scared side by side"
    I feel sorry for the really current Ukrainian law enforcement officers (everyone - the police, the army). Demoralized, in families tantrums and a split over what to do. WHERE TO GO? Part of the rocket and space forces in Yevpatoriya disbanded. Where further - only the west of Ukraine, but do not want to. We will receive them in the army, but the lieutenant colonel will become a lieutenant.
    1. +2
      18 March 2014 09: 35
      Those who immediately went over to the side of the people, I think, will be accepted.
      But those who waited are unlikely. And even if they do, they won't be able to move up the career ladder. They will take minor positions and will be under constant supervision. And there is no one to blame the "weathercocks" except themselves, no trust in them.
  20. GRune
    +3
    18 March 2014 08: 35
    Only lobotomy will help them!
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    2. 0
      18 March 2014 10: 46
      You are right, only surgical intervention will help here, since instead of brains there is antifreeze with elements of white powder.
  21. ed65b
    +10
    18 March 2014 08: 42
    And what else should he do, that’s frustrating the Kremlin’s plans. You know, comrades, this whole booth has been deducted from the Georgian booth. Absolute tracing paper. Change Yaytsenyuha to Mishiko and all the same statements claim alleged victories and revelations. The result is only one other country and a collapse in the economy. Only if the United States is still able to feed small Georgia, then for 40 million people with thieving officials he no longer has money.
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  23. +9
    18 March 2014 08: 53
    I wrote - and I will write - Alexander - well done! Your articles are a life-giving force - especially for your fellow Ukrainians ... hi
  24. +14
    18 March 2014 08: 57
    It seems that in Kiev in all mental hospitals an open day!

    - "And here's what is surprising -
    everyone walks without straitjacks "...
    V. Vysotsky
    1. +6
      18 March 2014 10: 28
      Quote from Uncle Lee
      - "And here's what is surprising -
      everyone walks without straitjacks "...
      V. Vysotsky


      This is one of the messages on the page of the Right Sector of the VK.

      RIGHT SECTOR
      March 13, 2014 at 21:57
      Ivan Sautkin
      This time must be remembered to the smallest detail.
      1. Kirovograd Prisoners expressed a desire to defend their homeland as part of a penal battalion. This is the first precedent.
      2. More and more volunteers are joining the military schools. In all areas.
      3. At the next table in the restaurant, clerks in ties were discussing guerrilla warfare tactics (icy-cruel).
      4. In addition to the Tatar Self-Defense, an underground is organized in Crimea. I can not imagine any of the people I know in Kiev who would not want to help them with something.
      5. A couturier friend sews body armor for partisans.
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      1. +4
        18 March 2014 12: 18
        5. A couturier friend sews body armor for partisans.
        It is desirable that the back was stronger than the front of the wounded-wounds will not be at all ...
  25. protopop
    +4
    18 March 2014 09: 00
    Quote: waisson
    AND I WILL SAY SO


    This is important for everyone to understand - there are no perfect ones! Each of us, if he looks in the mirror of his soul, does not vomit the rare ... BUT!
    IMPORTANT - WHAT ARE YOU GOOD TO GIVE TO OTHER PEOPLE?
    And God always forgives the repentant, otherwise everyone would have to have a broom on the scoop and in the bucket, covering the lid more tightly so as not to stink.
    HURRY TO MAKE GOOD !!!
  26. +2
    18 March 2014 09: 17
    eh, did not have time to prepare a person his "democratic friends" ... his own head is gone ...
  27. +6
    18 March 2014 09: 18
    the army is waiting for funds from the Emesses to arrive to buy some ammunition and diesel
    laughing laughing If mobile operators of Square do not spend money, then a blitzkrieg is expected.
  28. +2
    18 March 2014 09: 23
    what wretched to take from him
  29. +6
    18 March 2014 09: 23
    Quote: ed65b
    Absolute tracing paper. Change Yaytsenyuha to Mishiko and all the same claims claim imaginary victories and revelations


    Exactly!!! Still, Yaytsenyuhu tie a pink fit ... laughing
  30. mvv
    mvv
    +1
    18 March 2014 09: 27
    an interesting performance of the collective from the madhouse called "the victorious democracy"
  31. +7
    18 March 2014 09: 31
    Mattresses continue to anneal:
    "At the same time, State Department spokesman Jen Psaki noted that the US State Department really does not know if the Russians who are on the sanctions list have American assets."

    Taken here: http://warfiles.ru/show-50451-rasmussen-rossiya-ne-budet-vmeste-s-nato-uchastvov

    at-v-ohrane-sudna-s-himoruzhiem-sirii.html
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 10: 10
      Quote: Sypress
      Doesn't know if Russians have American assets

      Yesterday, in a prime time on Inter, they said about US sanctions that they would be applied in the toughest version if the United States found these Russian assets.
      1. +2
        18 March 2014 10: 44
        Quote: Anper
        e, if the United States finds these Russian assets.

        help Putin again. whose assets the decree has not fulfilled. You can fire
  32. +6
    18 March 2014 09: 41
    With sanctions, it really is a circus. The stench and threats were a megaton. In reality, a firecracker slammed ... And with Misullina, there are no words at all ... she somehow has something to do with the "Kram crisis"? Wonderful are your deeds, Lord ...
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    2. +2
      18 March 2014 10: 58
      Quote: tolancop
      And with Misullina, there are no words at all ... does she somehow have anything to do with the "Kram crisis"?
      Look at the root. All who have ever opposed revelry buggers legalization of perversions within the framework of the family code, automatically put on the list of those responsible for the "Crimean crisis". This action is based on the correct message: whoever does not support the Crimeans in their desire to return their peninsula to their homeland, he ...
    3. +1
      18 March 2014 19: 36
      With sanctions really a circus. The stench and threats was a mega ton.


      It's too early to taunt. Biden again flew Europe to bend down for new sanctions against Russia. But then, in general, these sanctions in any way - 40 lard of trade with Russia, and the EU - 400 lard.
  33. +2
    18 March 2014 09: 44
    Laughter with laughter, but it will be difficult to repulse eastern Ukraine. There, so far, protests and some movements have not gone further. And Bandera is ready to pour blood. So no fun ...
  34. +1
    18 March 2014 09: 44
    Yes, at one time I tried a dozen or three kinds of various drugs, but I didn’t quail, the question is: what does he use? there is no doubt that he was giving birth, but he still makes a fool of a cardboard
  35. +8
    18 March 2014 09: 56
    Until late at night, concerts and fun on the subject continued in major cities of the peninsula. The Lube band performed in Sevastopol: “Waiting for Sevastopol, waiting for Kamchatka, waiting for Kronstadt ...”.

    laughing And the damned invaders forcefully drove people to this concert, and under the sights of machine guns forced fellow and having fun.
  36. +1
    18 March 2014 10: 06
    http://life.pravda.com.ua/columns/2014/03/17/158278/

    Very cool little article about the Ukrainian Reserve Army, and comments are lost.
    Yuri Voronka _ 18.03.2014 02: 02
    Ruslan Thorne:
    It's funny. That's all you have it, everything through the ass. Instead of competence and professionalism, some kind of dull amateur activity. Therefore, the country was shamed.

    They "pissed off" not in the closets, but in their heads. If the acrome has been pissed away, nothing is visualized in your "bright" head, then you are a narrow-minded traitor. Let's figure it out, believe me: the putler regime is an ear on feet of clay, you just have to give it one snot and that's it;) Remember Afghanistan, a people ready to fight back, can defeat any enemy.
  37. +1
    18 March 2014 10: 11
    The navel of the Ukrainian land, if not for the glitches of Andryukha, would not have been positive at all from the new government. And so he came up with his voice and praised himself then he will award the order to his beloved.
  38. +1
    18 March 2014 10: 11
    My distant relatives from Ukraine believe what they say on their TV. How to cure it?
    1. PN
      +1
      18 March 2014 10: 18
      I think the approaching shortage of money, senility and anarchy will be cured by themselves.
    2. 0
      18 March 2014 14: 10
      lack of brain is not treated request Unfortunately.
  39. +6
    18 March 2014 10: 16
    Yes, what can I say! A month ago, we only watched the booth in the center of Kiev, worried about the guys from "Berkut", discussed forecasts about further developments. Russia did not interfere and everyone in the West liked it. And then "Ostap suffered." What we have at the moment:
    1. Crimea, we can already say we won’t miss, thanks to the Crimeans and the will of our country's leadership.
    2. Russia has sharply become a threat to all "progressive" humanity. Double standards on the face.
    3. With the South-East, everything is more complicated. There is a protest to the new "authorities", but there are no leaders, a lot of noise is of little use! But one cannot be silent - definitely, otherwise one will have to live according to Bandera's laws.
    4. Declared partial mobilization in Ukraine and the creation of nat. Guard, of which it will consist of you do not need to explain, you know. On mobilization, too, a bunch of people will be recruited, ideological and brainwashed. Go to Ukrainian sites, you see, there are half of Ukraine there. I don’t think they’ll go to Crimea, they will begin to pacify the Southeast. We hope we will not look at it calmly! We have an armed conflict, in the likeness of Kosovo, the consequences of which are even difficult to judge!
    5. Adequate power in Kiev is not even expected yet, but even more frostbitten personalities may come, they are still spinning around, we see them perfectly! We are no longer faced with a fraternal country, as it is not regrettable to admit, but a rather hostile state! And the West will do everything to make this crack between our countries only wider. Here is something like this situation is visible at the moment.
    Good luck on this path! I hope everything will cost a little blood!
    1. PiP
      +1
      18 March 2014 12: 47
      Quote: KOSMOS
      Partial mobilization in Ukraine and the creation of nat. Guard, of whom it will consist of you do not need to explain, you know

      There is one point in this. When devastation, hunger, lack of money begins, many can decide - "but I go to the service, they feed, drink, pay money, but there will be a war." In this case, NAG can get its 40-60 thousand people. Considering that this crowd needs to be fed and the state will spend money on it, a vicious circle will turn out - everyone will rush to "serve", and the economy will wither away completely. IMHO
  40. Sevastopol
    +6
    18 March 2014 10: 28
    Quote: sasha.28blaga
    Nevertheless, I think Konstantinov should be awarded the Star of the Hero of Russia, and his associates must be awarded.

    On March 17, at the House of Moscow cultural and business center in Sevastopol, the director of the Institute of the CIS countries Konstantin Zatulin, elected chairman of the Sevastopol-Crimea-Russia Revolutionary Public Organization, held a solemn meeting to present the award for the liberation of Crimea established by the committee and Sevastopol. " The first medals were awarded to 49 award holders.
    The very first holder of the medal in the award list was the President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin.
    In the list of the first five positions, besides the President of Russia, the mayor of Sevastopol Alexei Chaly, the chairman of the Supreme Council of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea Vladimir Konstantinov, the representative of the Crimean detachment "Berkut" Yuri Abisov and the chairman of the Council of Ministers of the ARC Sergey Aksyonov are listed.
    Medal - on the one hand, against the background of the Crimea, the goddess of victory Nick is depicted with a laurel wreath, and on the other is the inscription "For the Liberation of Crimea and Sevastopol." The medal also indicates the date of the Crimean referendum commemorative for the peninsula: March 16, 2014.
  41. +6
    18 March 2014 10: 38
    They are really sick people. They themselves invented and believe what they had imagined. The army, fleet-force, but there is no power, how not to defeat the adversary, we will defeat. We also collect the draftees and forward. Somewhere there was a video Rare to ... Fuck, so from it to the very point. It's a shame that with this approach they can most likely strangle the southeast. And not a lot in the subject-- The Ukrainian fleet is the most terrible fleet in the world! Not a single shot, but already 4 Russian ships - at the bottom of Donuzlav.
  42. Vtel
    +1
    18 March 2014 10: 47
    Mazepa just cries, looking from hell at his descendant, obviously moldy shoots overtook him. Shoots at both "friends" and at home, Schaub to please the Western Sabbath. Jackal psychology, I forgot to see that God sees everything ...
  43. +1
    18 March 2014 10: 51
    The entire current mandated leadership of Ukraine is well suited to what Y. Hasek wrote in the adventures of the gallant soldier Schweik "... that, although she is feeble-minded, she can hold any public office"
  44. +1
    18 March 2014 11: 01
    Turchinov and Parubia should be awarded, the star of the hero of Russia posthumously to everyone. The sentence will be executed by their own.
  45. +3
    18 March 2014 11: 03
    Of course, hysteria. And here is what Europe (not mine) thinks about it:
    If Russian tanks go to Kiev, they will stop only in Lisbon ... As it turned out during the surveys conducted by our correspondents among Europeans we knew through contacts on social networks, there is a quiet panic in Europe. If before Yanukovych’s flight everyone was expecting the fall of the pro-Moscow regime, as they called him, and gloatingly admired every defeat of the previous authorities, then after the current uncertain situation was established, all these feelings were replaced by fear, sometimes terrifying. The fact is that almost everyone A European, be it a Pole, a German, or even a Portuguese, is sure that Russia will not leave it like this - it will certainly stand up for its eastern Ukrainians and send troops to Ukraine, as was the case with South Ossetia in 2008. Moreover, citizens of European states believe that if the armies of the European armies take the side of the victorious opposition, and they estimate this probability very highly, the Russians will not stop even in military clashes with them. But even the expulsion of European interventionists, they believe, will not stop the Russians: having entered the rage, they will begin to develop success and will only stop in Lisbon. Experts and analysts are trying to reassure fellow citizens, pointing out the technical backwardness of the Russian army in the field of precision weapons and the fact that the forces NATO is superior in numbers to Russian troops, but such arguments do not apply to the public. Europeans believe that after the first clashes with the Russians, their soldiers will flee the battlefield just like the brave Georgians fled. Europeans are most afraid of being captured by the Russians - the Russians will certainly be sent to Siberia. The propaganda that has unleashed against Russia in recent years, in which Europeans were told about the horrors of the Soviet occupation of Eastern Europe and about the Hitler youth fighters raped by Molotov cocktails, they had the opposite effect, and now they are afraid of the Russians panicky and believe that there is no escape from them. The Germans are especially scared. They believe that the Russians and Belarusians still have not forgiven the atrocities of their ancestors and are ready to take revenge on the Germans once again. Oddly enough, Norway came second in terms of panic. “We have a common border with the Russians,” says one officer of the Norwegian army, and nothing prevents the Russians from attacking us from the north. The Dutch are also frightened. He believes that the Russians especially hate the Netherlands for the sexual freedoms prevailing in them, and only wait for the opportunity to come to them and restore their medieval order.
    1. +3
      18 March 2014 12: 24
      ... pointing to the technical backwardness of the Russian army in the field of precision weapons ....
      These weapons are very expensive, for a long time and far from enough ... Events in Libya and other countries have shown this, and in the area of ​​the conventional arsenals of the USSR, all arsenals are packed to capacity ...
    2. tiana
      0
      21 March 2014 04: 44
      Nda-ah, propaganda enemy knows how to lie. Well, of course, the Russian army has fewer, and less weapons stuffed with electronics, etc. etc. But this does not stop our fighters from grabbing the weapons of our opponents, and driving them with their own weapons. Well, there’s such a nuance: cowardice of ovskie guys and their associates
  46. +3
    18 March 2014 11: 09
    Today, the Duma adopted a statement supporting regional referenda in Ukraine and joining Russia regardless of religion and nationality. A worthy response to pi ndosovsky sanctions!
  47. gen-48
    +2
    18 March 2014 11: 18
    For those interested, visit the Ukrainian site "Glavkom". So far they are broadcasting in our damn lsk. It's funny how everything is presented. Our comments have not been skipped for 4 days already (before that it was possible to argue with the chubaty ones).
  48. 0
    18 March 2014 11: 30
    Now the newly-made Goebels will declare a total war. All this has already been and how it ends everyone knows.
  49. 0
    18 March 2014 11: 30
    And why didn’t you present the medal to yourself as the Hero of the entire universe of the victorious Ugh Zan 3 from Sam's seriosis?))))
  50. Nasrat
    +3
    18 March 2014 11: 37
    Quote: Aleks_good
    My distant relatives from Ukraine believe what they say on their TV. How to cure it?

    Give them another TV;) And to be honest, heals, the TV is not a refrigerator, hunger is not an aunt.
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 12: 54
      Try to convey to them - for comparison, truthful images of the seizure of power in Kiev and the referendum in Crimea. Let them make a choice - for whom the truth is and with whom they are!
    2. +1
      18 March 2014 23: 17
      It’s not possible to convince. Previously, the whole summer disappeared there. In Youth, we tried the burner. Now it’s actually impossible to reach. Why did they decide that they live poorly because we take everything from them. And they feed us. Joke
  51. +7
    18 March 2014 11: 58
    I hate a burry freak. A coward, a liar, a bastard.
    How they drove the scumbag into Mayan from the bush, so he had a stroke, but how they won so healthy.
    1. +4
      18 March 2014 12: 05
      Quote: Kars
      I hate a burry freak. A coward, a liar, a bastard.

      Kars, maybe fuck him...let's go to Russia drinks
  52. +1
    18 March 2014 12: 10
    Thanks to the author! Amused smile After watching UT without any alternative, my soul is somehow heavy and uneasy. I read it - it relieved me laughing
  53. +3
    18 March 2014 12: 49
    When the citizens of Ukraine, who believe the lies about Moscow’s aggression, understand why the southeast of Ukraine is running away from the “new order” towards Russia, they themselves will run in the same direction.
  54. +3
    18 March 2014 13: 28
    Here they are... representatives of the most important ancient tribe of Ukrov or Urkov... There is a place for this tribe in Russia - MAGADAN and they will live in uranium caves...
    1. +4
      18 March 2014 17: 38
      To MAGADAN via MAIDAN hehehe wassat
  55. wax
    +2
    18 March 2014 14: 12
    Declaring a state of emergency and mobilization in a newly peaceful country in the center of Europe is a self-sentence to the paramilitary junta. All that remains is to arrest her.
  56. +6
    18 March 2014 14: 59
    The Kyiv Rada is suffering heavy losses. Schizophrenia is wiping out their ranks. It's time to distinguish this disease separately. I propose a name - Shiza maidanus. The symptoms of the disease are extremely contagious. The patient shows all the signs of paranoid-depressive psychosis, aggravated by delusions of grandeur. When communicating, he is aggressive, makes attempts to scare the interlocutor by “taking measures”, or “right now I’ll call the boys from the Maidan”, or “America will help us”, constantly demands “half a ton of bucks for 1000 cubic meters of gas”. The sight of a green piece of paper has a calming effect, the patient becomes meek, ingratiating, is not afraid to approach and take food from the hands, and does a stand on his hind legs. Having taken possession of such a piece of paper, he sincerely rejoices, sings the anthem of Ukraine and jumps with the chant “Hey, don’t jump, he’s a Muscovite.” The patient's dreams are disturbing; he often dreams that he is a partisan in the mountains of Crimea, or that he blows up a gas pipeline. Treatment: isolation from people, hard work in the fresh air, at low temperatures. Meals 3 times a day (Monday, Wednesday, Friday), low-calorie (complete weaning from lard). After twenty to thirty years, the patient can be taken out for walks, taking precautions (muzzle, leash, strict collar). Before discharge, mandatory castration to prevent reproduction. Proper treatment leads to the stabilization of the situation in Ukraine and the region, as well as the cessation of headaches for all neighbors. Yes
  57. +2
    18 March 2014 15: 02
    Everything would be fine in the article, except for the phrase “Over 96% of the population of Crimea expressed a desire to join the Russian Federation on March 16.” not true.
    Over 96% of those who voted expressed a desire to become part of Russia - yes.
    But the turnout was not 100% or even 90%.
    According to information from open sources, the turnout was 83,11%
    It doesn't change the essence, but the devil is in the details.
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 16: 27
      Quote: _Are_
      According to information from open sources, the turnout was 83,11%


      what do you call open source??? Combat leaflet on the Maidan???

      But even if this is so, then 80% of residents are directly in favor.
      What has changed?
  58. +1
    18 March 2014 15: 03
    And I’m watching Putin on TV, he’s kind of evil, and look how... Well, heck, he killed everyone’s head)))
  59. The shy man
    +2
    18 March 2014 15: 04
    the author is handsome!!))
  60. +1
    18 March 2014 15: 50
    And the bullet for the freak has already been cast!!!
  61. +5
    18 March 2014 16: 09
    This reminds me of the Georgian events during the Ossetian conflict.

    Georgian media report.
    Today, the Russian Federation committed an act of naked aggression against peaceful, freedom-loving Georgia. Without warning, without declaring war, Russian thugs attacked peaceful Georgian units. But the Georgian army gave a worthy rebuff to the brazen aggressor. After a short battle, the vaunted Russian paratroopers fled in fear, abandoning their weapons, ammunition and military equipment as they went.
    Currently, the remnants of demoralized Russian troops are fighting heavy defensive battles in the suburbs of Tbilisi.
  62. +3
    18 March 2014 16: 32
    Wonderful speech by GDP!!!!
    But it’s a pity for the southeast!!!! We'll wait....
    Fascists? Have you heard that we stand for the integrity of Ukraine? Are you sharpening your knives already??? Oh, don't sharpen.... don't...
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 17: 49
      Quote: Chen
      Are you sharpening your knives already??? Oh, don't sharpen.... don't...

      It’s better to grind the sharp edges and cut off the flies on the cartoons. lol
  63. +1
    18 March 2014 16: 42
    Well, if everything goes according to plan, then a civil war will begin.

    Oh, how I don’t want war, but if necessary, I’ll go to the military registration and enlistment office first soldier
  64. +1
    18 March 2014 17: 04
    These guys are definitely “KGB agents.” Well, they did everything to ensure that what happened happened. "Shiro yakuem."
  65. +1
    18 March 2014 17: 09
    Thanks for the steel!!!!!!!!!!!I liked it!!!
  66. +1
    18 March 2014 17: 44
    A bunch of homosexuals will soon go to lick my ass!!!!!!!! The only thing that upsets us is that we are of the same blood!!!!!!!!
    1. +2
      18 March 2014 17: 52
      Looks like someone already gave them a blood transfusion and brain amputation, don’t worry wassat
      1. 0
        18 March 2014 17: 54
        I support you brother!!!!!!!! drinks
    2. 0
      18 March 2014 17: 52
      Looks like someone already gave them a blood transfusion and brain amputation, don’t worry wassat
  67. Artem1967
    +2
    18 March 2014 17: 50
    With such personnel, the new government will most likely lead to a real armed conflict with Russian troops (or provoke it). Otherwise, this narrow-minded shoble will not be able to retain power. I hope the Ukrainians will throw them off before these scumbags go all out.
    1. +2
      18 March 2014 19: 25
      Artem, even though their provocations will succeed, 99%. After all, they believed that the firebird was already in their mittens. AND THEN SUCH A bummer ARRIVED! - I looked at their faces at the Security Council - bile was flowing down their faces.
  68. +1
    18 March 2014 20: 02
    And now we are waiting for the “Ukrainian heroes of the REVOLUTION” Dantons, Robespierres, Marats to eat each other!
    1. +1
      18 March 2014 21: 23
      This is how it will be. - confirmation - all revolutions and division of power
  69. +2
    18 March 2014 20: 07
    Zhirinovsky. Address to the Rada through a sign language interpreter.
  70. Grossfater
    +1
    18 March 2014 20: 40
    A week ago, Parubiy personally, with the support of two or three loyal people, real Ukrainians, managed to thwart Russia’s aggression in Crimea.
    Sala to the heroes! Fat for the heroes!
  71. +1
    18 March 2014 21: 00
    I agree to 100
  72. +1
    18 March 2014 22: 01
    Quote: retired
    Good afternoon, Edward! hi
    And do not tell me which sites specifically. I don’t understand by mov and it’s hard for me there: often I don’t understand the essence and humor. Are there Russian speakers there? Throw a link please!

    Read this. Complete nonsense. http://censor.net.ua/
  73. +2
    18 March 2014 22: 06
    Remember the snout of this fascist. It was he who sent snipers into the building where he was the commandant, so that they would shoot people from the Maidan and Berkut. Someday he will answer for everything.
  74. 0
    18 March 2014 23: 13
    Hokhmachi. Cool fighting with windmills. How else to lift yourself out of the shit.
  75. +1
    18 March 2014 23: 22
    In Odessa there was a full house. The march in support of the Crimean referendum gathered... well, just a lot of people. They demanded a plebiscite on secession in Odessa, state status for the Russian language, and generally shouted slogans that drove racially correct patriots to madness.

    Odessa continues to amaze what Drive you crazy belay crazy people! This is a test love
    1. infinite silence ...
      +1
      19 March 2014 00: 12
      The people's governor and the head of the public organization "People’s Militia of Donbass" Pavel Gubarev is in a coma in a pre-trial detention center of the Security Service of Ukraine.

      About this the editor of the site "Antifascist" said a source from the SBU. “Pavel Gubarev was severely beaten after his arrest. Both on the way from Donetsk to the capital, and directly in the SBU investigation department. Five days ago, Paul fell into a coma. It is for this reason that a lawyer is not allowed to visit him - they are afraid of disclosure, ”the source noted.

      He also stressed that they are trying to get Pavel Gubarev out of a coma by the efforts of departmental doctors. “Doctors - not on the profile, the necessary equipment is missing. He needs urgent hospitalization, but he is not delivered to a specialized clinic or intensive care unit for the same reason: they are afraid of publicity. They hope that everything will work out, and the Donetsk activist will survive. But, I’m afraid that the irreparable will happen - Gubarev in the literal sense of the word on the verge of life and death, ”they said from Kiev.

      Recall that 30-year-old Pavel Gubarev was arrested in Donetsk on 6 on March. Pavel has three young children with whom his wife Catherine was forced to leave Ukraine after her husband’s arrest.

      Also note that since March 14, the people's governor of the Lugansk region, the leader of the Lugansk Guard Alexander Kharitonov, whose fate is not known at present, has been arrested in the SBU pre-trial detention center. And on March 17 in Odessa, SBU officers detained the leader of the People’s Alternative, Anton Davidchenko, who is also in the pre-trial detention center of the Kiev Security Service and whose fate is also unknown.

      please distribute as much as possible !!!
  76. +7
    19 March 2014 00: 07
    Banderlogs are at a loss
  77. tiana
    0
    21 March 2014 04: 31
    What kind of weed do Banderlogs smoke, sticks in them!!! They created a world of illusions, turned off everything possible from Russian channels, they themselves are glitchy and they are blowing people’s minds... :)))

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