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Kiev successfully makes Western leaders clowns. Letter from Odessa

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Kiev successfully makes Western leaders clowns. Letter from Odessa



In recent months, the people and political forces that seized power in Kiev have done everything to not only split Ukraine, but also to do it in a bloody way. In Kharkov and Lugansk, Donetsk and Zaporozhye, Mariupol and Odessa, their actions cause bewilderment, outrage and resistance, which will only increase further. And Odessa wrote a letter to Western leaders ...

Mr. Obama

Mr. Obama, you are such a big president of such a big country ... But such a big scientist to call you a language does not turn ... Mr. Obama, what do you miss? Maybe you have difficulties in the family? Or high blood pressure? Or maybe sho shos you up? So drink cognac, if sho, we will send you our ... And tell me, where do you get such advisers, sho then you go bankrupt without a penny of money? So your dollars are simple pieces of paper, and you have a debt, sho called, Mama Do not Cry, otherwise it will be painful ...

Initially you typed 5 billion and gave them to Independence, so he bashed three months on the barrels and rushed to the police. Mr. Obama, you are so Schaub lived as false modesty! Imagine, if you hit on the head three months? You would have been nice? And then hit on the head three months Ukraine!

But we here in Odessa feel that you really hit on the head, but only your advisors. 23 years our entire Ukraine was plundered and destroyed. Mr. Obama, if you put on the Ukrainian pension, you would remember their ancestors, those who were not African-Americans, and were just blacks. So, Mr. Obama, the population of Ukraine the same negros, but only white, and it also wants to live well. A 23 year we stupidly sold into slavery.

Mr. Obama, why could blacks rebel against slavery, but can't we? Are we worse than blacks? So read historyhow Abraham Lincoln set free blacks! Of course, we wish you to live as long as the oak lives near Duke, but when you meet with Lincoln, we hope that he will spank you hard.

Mr. Obama, in general, the elevator does not lift down ... After the maydauns throughout Ukraine sounded on the head, and you, probably, too, but only McCain and Nukland did, in Kiev the gangs sat down. And they began to threaten Russian direct genocide. Mr. Obama, if you are such a Democrat, why do you support them? Don't you have enough sex in your life? Then ask the kefir ... If anything, we send our ... in one word, Mr. Obama, it would be a shame for us to walk with you alone in Odessa, and tell your McCain to stop harassing our women, because our grandmother Aunt Tsilya says, that if he began to pester her, she would become a man and give him a hard face.

Frau Merkel

Dear Frau Merkel, our hello to you! And do not brush your nerves Ukraine. Remember how the Nazis captured it all ... In your place, we would not turn Faberge on us, but we would think why Nazism is forbidden in Germany and in Ukraine in our country? We have the very Bandera, sho were in the SS, with might and main scamming machine guns at civilians, and you? We have those who are in Kiev and nearby, they are pulling away everything, but what about you in Berlin? Sho with you, Frau Merkel, if you are sick, so if Sho, call the ambulance, otherwise it will be too late, because Yarosh from the Right Sector was going to blow up the Druzhba gas pipeline. We are afraid that if he does this, then you will have Maidan in Berlin too, and your head will hurt you too, and the ambulance will not help anymore ... And our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, says that you, Frau Merkel, will not help and the second ambulance, when the Right Sector comes to the Ukrainian nuclear power plants ... And we believe her, Frau Merkel, and maybe Tsilya would be Germany's better chancellor than you? Because she understands the obvious things, and all the time you are quarreling with brains.

And generally, do you watch TV? If sho, we will send you our ... Did you watch the performance of Seni Yatsenyuk? Not? So he promised all of Ukraine, so that Schaub “the earth was burning under his feet,” and even with the help of “Western partners.” Our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, says that Senya has gathered with your help, Frau Merkel, to build a concentration camp for the Russians again. And who then can say that someone has not made a pregnant head for you? Here you and resuscitation will not help, Schaub, we lived like that.

Mr Cameron

Mr. Cameron, our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, said that your English humor began to tire me a lot. And at Deribasovskaya they cannot understand why you always want to fry fish, but all the time you do it without oil? If necessary, we will send you our ... We beg you, if you want to get a couple of inconspicuous trivia, do not make yourself unpleasant ... And then we will make an alliance with Scotland, and make you such sanctions, then we will listen to your requests.

Monsieur Hollande

Monsieur Hollande, we, in Odessa, of course, understand that you have difficulties in France with these LGBT people. But you yourself are changing girls all the time, so why are you trying to make us love not like human beings? Do better "Mistral".

Pan Komarovski

Ban Komorowski, please do not make Tselkin Clara, and do not pretend you do not sho Ukraine. We can not hear you, because we can not see you. Take Me Lviv, and you will be the song throughout Ukraine.

And Mr. Basescu

Right now we beat and we will not let cry ...

All

In short, if you do not want, Shtob laughed for you, do so; Shtob gangsters in Kiev did not make you clowns ...
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  1. Unknown
    Unknown 17 March 2014 12: 31
    +142
    Beauties, GUYS! winked smile
    1. jjj
      jjj 17 March 2014 12: 36
      +98
      If we laugh, then we are not afraid
      1. Canep
        Canep 17 March 2014 12: 38
        +44
        Why shaw them, really ... +++++++++++++
        1. zanoza
          zanoza 17 March 2014 12: 51
          +97
          good !
          If you are from Odessa:
          ...........................
          "I am Odessa! I am Odessa! .. And this means:
          I love in moderation to drink and modestly bite ...
          And if someone offends us, he will immediately receive change.
          And, despite the fact that I - thin, remember - a parasite!
          .................................
          I am Odessa! I am Odessa! .. And that means:
          I love children, parents, I love my friends ...
          And who does not understand us, let him gallop
          To Europe and America: ODESSA is not for them! .. " laughing
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          2. vezunchik
            vezunchik 17 March 2014 20: 34
            +22

            Odessa is angry!
            1. blak100
              blak100 22 March 2014 01: 01
              +1
              With both hands for a well done guy and God grant them all courage.
            2. Lelek
              Lelek 23 March 2014 11: 26
              +2
              Everything would be so in Ukraine and in Russia. good
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          4. proletarian
            proletarian 21 March 2014 20: 44
            +4
            I join, although I do not Odessa.
            1. 9057103174
              9057103174 April 4 2014 20: 40
              +1
              I join too. I am not Odessa, but I have relatives in this unique city.
        2. domokl
          domokl 17 March 2014 14: 03
          +13
          It is interesting, but what will the very Bandera man say for this letter for the whole Odessa Makarov? lol
        3. polite people
          polite people 18 March 2014 23: 20
          +2
          "Yak the Poles came, everything was shitty, and the iki buv Khlib came to the table"
      2. ele1285
        ele1285 17 March 2014 13: 14
        +103
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        The United States published a ranking of disadvantaged countries that impede the promotion of democracy in a world where Russia is on a par with North Korea, Nigeria and Venezuela.
        In Russia, a rating has been compiled: "Wouldn't you go fuck yourself with your ratings!" - in which the United States confidently occupies 1st place.
        1. Ross
          Ross 17 March 2014 16: 37
          +11
          But Obama is angry.
          1. fif21
            fif21 17 March 2014 23: 50
            +8
            She is a monkey in America. MONKEY. So said Aunt Tsilya
            1. Aljavad
              Aljavad 18 March 2014 02: 22
              +13
              You did not see.
              She said: Oh, bibizyan!
              Obama responds: I'm a man!
              Aunt: Oh, he's still talking!
              hi
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        2. Stalker
          Stalker 17 March 2014 22: 12
          +52
          Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres.
          “Volodya, do you definitely have no Jewish roots?”
          “Why did you decide so, Shimon?”
          - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!
          1. Sandov
            Sandov 18 March 2014 11: 49
            +4
            Quote: Stalker
            Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres.
            “Volodya, do you definitely have no Jewish roots?”
            “Why did you decide so, Shimon?”
            - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!

            wassat wassat Since we are laughing this way, not all is lost. Now the main thing is to prevent the destruction of ours in the South and East.
            1. Lelek
              Lelek 23 March 2014 11: 38
              +2
              It all depends only on the inhabitants of Odessa, Nikolaev, Kherson, Kharkov, Dnepropetrovsk, Lugansk, etc. Bandera and their Western sponsors. Above the people there is no power. drinks
            2. Korolev
              Korolev 23 March 2014 23: 45
              +1
              Good story. The main thing is true. +++
          2. Maxim
            Maxim 21 March 2014 02: 02
            0
            No, brother, you are a Svobodovets, Such jokes, only Svobodovites poison on Yanov!
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        4. Maksim.
          Maksim. 18 March 2014 12: 02
          +1
          very willing to like you to put, yes, these stupid ten messages ... SHORT +++++))
        5. Maxim
          Maxim 21 March 2014 02: 00
          +1
          There are seven large places, and many small ones. The first place was taken by the seven, the second - all the rest.
        6. nikcr
          nikcr April 10 2014 20: 59
          +1
          It would be necessary to publish this rating on all possible and impossible resources.
      3. 53-Sciborskiy
        53-Sciborskiy 17 March 2014 14: 43
        +71
        -Mykola, what about "associate membership"?
        -Well, godmother, Ukraine will participate in the EU.
        -So will enter the EU?
        - No, it won’t enter, but it will participate.
        -Yak so?
        - Well, roughly, like eggs in sexual intercourse: participate, but do not enter.
      4. dmitriygorshkov
        dmitriygorshkov 17 March 2014 19: 28
        +6
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        But was there any reason to be afraid?
        1. Nick
          Nick 17 March 2014 20: 41
          +1
          Quote: dmitriygorshkov
          But was there any reason to be afraid?

          But no ?!
        2. Aljavad
          Aljavad 18 March 2014 02: 35
          0
          For a family, for relatives it is not a sin to be afraid.
          But according to the principle, the eyes are afraid, and the hands are doing.
          http://www.yuga.ru/news/325473/
      5. ele1285
        ele1285 17 March 2014 20: 11
        +25
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid
        1. Aljavad
          Aljavad 18 March 2014 02: 40
          +1
          But we do!
          True, so far the little things! (no offense to beloved Crimea) Nothing! We get rid of perestroika for good and we’ll twirl it in a childish way!
        2. Korolev
          Korolev 23 March 2014 23: 47
          0
          AND NOT ONLY THEM.
      6. alexkross83
        alexkross83 17 March 2014 20: 51
        +11
        We are not afraid, we are informed .... informed that a German coal company RUR wants to take a 50% stake in coal mines (Firtash was arrested and searches are being conducted in Akhmetov’s Switzerland), informed that the guarantor of the loan The IMF is the promise of Pastor Turchinov and Yitsenyuk to give the gas pipe to the US Chevron company, but the primitive one-cell ones are in a hurry, then what a good trap is prepared for ... everything is just beginning ... they miscalculated ... but still go with enviable obstinacy fiasco ... and the center of geopolitical changes is now Kiev :-).
        1. Maxim
          Maxim 21 March 2014 02: 07
          +1
          Why do they need an EMPTY pipe, so it will be a pipe! (sorry, for the pun)
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      8. Stalker
        Stalker 17 March 2014 22: 08
        +29
        Yatsenyuk runs into the White House Oval Office:
        - Mr. President, Mr. President !!! I just called the Kremlin, as you ordered me ... I tell them: Give Crimea back, oaths! Otherwise, it will be bad for you !!! .. And Putin answered: "Fuck you, big-eared! .. And call again - you will pay rent for 60 years !!!" ... Call him, tell him not to call him names. ..
        Obama listened gloomily and exploded:
        - Go to the ass, EAR !!! !!! .. I already called yesterday ... Do you know how much they put me for Alaska !? laughing
        1. Venya Diesel
          Venya Diesel 18 March 2014 13: 12
          +3
          Krasava! laughing

          But really, after a referendum, Lube is spinning more and more often in my head
          wink
        2. varok
          varok 18 March 2014 23: 49
          0
          cool really :))))))))
        3. gunter_laux
          gunter_laux 19 March 2014 19: 50
          0
          class! Very relevant - in jo \ eared !!! laughing
        4. LION
          LION 19 March 2014 21: 49
          +1
          There is a rumor in Europe that Arseniy is Yaytsenyuh. (World Wide Web)
        5. Maxim
          Maxim 21 March 2014 02: 09
          +1
          "Well, I killed you, devil, in nature! I answer for the market! .."
        6. sergei tulun
          sergei tulun 21 March 2014 04: 53
          0
          ... neighing, to tears ....
        7. blak100
          blak100 22 March 2014 01: 09
          0
          And that’s true, as many documents have strangely disappeared. It is generally not clear whether they sold or rented out. The scam was generally well-planned.
      9. Sandov
        Sandov 18 March 2014 11: 45
        +1
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        wassat He laughed at will. Well done, our guys. Now the main thing is to prevent the destruction of the representatives of the people by the banderlogs with the Americans together. And for good Novorossiya and Little Russia as part of the Russian Federation. After all, it is clear to everyone that PMCs did not just appear in Ukraine.
      10. polite people
        polite people 18 March 2014 23: 19
        +1
        "Yak the Poles came, everything was shitty, but came Khlib on the table"
      11. proletarian
        proletarian 21 March 2014 20: 42
        0
        And if we are not afraid, then we will unite and "nag" the foe.
    2. Tumbleweed
      Tumbleweed 17 March 2014 12: 56
      +59
      Ay what a delicious language and how this text in the subject good
      Well, to say, I'm just about ... l wassat
      And in the subject:
      So will you buy or will I forget you forever ?!
      Oh, do not try to persuade me, I will agree!
      Schob, you lived as you are stooped!
      Shaw are you building my eyes? - Shaw, should I build a cooperative for you?
      Senya, don’t run so fast, otherwise, God forbid, you’ll catch your heart attack.
      Schaub, I saw you on one leg, and you with one eye!
      Let's go visit each other. You are on our name day, and we are at your funeral!
      Are you leaving, thank God, or staying, God forbid?
      Is it true that you are marrying your Simochka? -Of course, we give out ... a little bit
      Senya, eat borscht, Schaub you are dead, you have to get better !!!
      You drive your mother into the coffin and even deeper!
      Sarochka, it’s not all about you and generally turn off the radio ...
      Do you need to go to Deribasovskaya? And you yourself will be far away, not from Mariupol, it’s a pity, it’s somewhere over there or over there, go wherever you want, gradually find where it will go!
      Where's the crazy mother of this boy? He is still here, she - no one knows where, but he will grow up and leave, and then where can she return all this to her?
      Are you sick? - Why? - So the dentist Schwartz came out of you in the morning. - Oh, you are my goodness, you look at her, Colonel Kumanovich leaves you in a day, so, tomorrow is the war ?!
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        1. shibi
          shibi 17 March 2014 13: 20
          +5
          There is already such a photo.
          1. Strezhevchanin
            Strezhevchanin 17 March 2014 13: 32
            +12
            Let them fast, I look and the soul rejoices, LEPOT))) hi
        2. aleks700
          aleks700 17 March 2014 13: 41
          -6
          Somehow not diplomatically ...
          1. infinite silence ...
            infinite silence ... 17 March 2014 15: 08
            +40
            What kind of diplomacy are we talking about? To hell with diplomacy!
            To the author of the article, Stepan - RESPECT !!!!!!!

            Ah yes well done! That's how you need to raise your spirit! Laughing from the heart! good
            ARTICLE +++++++++++
          2. papik09
            papik09 18 March 2014 04: 33
            +1
            But - RELIABLE AND PRACTICAL good
          3. nnz226
            nnz226 18 March 2014 12: 35
            +2
            The louder and more persistently the "shitty" west is sent on foot by a three-letter sexual route, the more willingly it will go there and the less it will fall on Russia to open it! Time-tested ... (remember Uncle Joe or Mr. "No!" - A.A. Gromyko! Against the background of half-smeared snot - Kozyrev - everything is clear without words!)
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            2. alexng
              alexng 20 March 2014 10: 54
              0
              Now send loudly, but diplomatically - FOREST.
      2. Canep
        Canep 17 March 2014 13: 20
        +21
        Quote: tumbleweed
        Schaub, I saw you on one leg, and you with one eye!
        I’ve gotten a long cut, but neighed even longer laughing
        1. Egoza
          Egoza 17 March 2014 17: 24
          +27
          Quote: Canep
          I’ve gotten a long cut, but neighed even longer


          But in Odessa, in order to avoid crowds and unauthorized rallies, it was forbidden to carry out humor on April 1 !!!
          I will see what Odessa will do with the new government on this day! Then it will be possible to neigh even more !!!
      3. upasika1918
        upasika1918 17 March 2014 13: 21
        +5
        I downloaded it myself. Useful. And still there? And where did you get this?
        1. Aljavad
          Aljavad 18 March 2014 02: 58
          +1
          That's how they talk there. Earlier in Rostov-on-Don they spoke similarly, but the Soviet school (the best in the world!) Did its dirty deed. Only with the southern "G" did not relieve!
      4. Tersky
        Tersky 17 March 2014 15: 15
        +36
        Quote: tumbleweed
        Ay what a delicious language and how this text in the subject

        good Two old Jews are sitting at the edge of the village, a maize plane is processing the crops, suddenly something happened to the plane and it hits the rickety wooden toilet standing at the edge of the field. One Jew say to another: No, well, did you see that? Oh, I beg you, what country are such terrorist attacks! laughing
      5. Val_y
        Val_y 17 March 2014 17: 09
        +18
        - Fima imagine, a thief climbed into my apartment yesterday,
        - And sho, took something,
        - No, she’s lying in the hospital, Sarah thought it was me who came home so late laughing
      6. Maxim
        Maxim 21 March 2014 02: 14
        0
        Add: "How is your health, Abram Moiseich? - Can't wait!"
    3. Sma11
      Sma11 17 March 2014 12: 59
      +26
      And, gritting her teeth, she fell onto the platform,
      As ashore, beautiful Odessa.
      1. Tumbleweed
        Tumbleweed 17 March 2014 13: 06
        +35
        And I still ask you to indicate those 2 poets who gave this "caramel" their vile minuses angry
        Forum should know Heroes, which fat am
      2. Aljavad
        Aljavad 18 March 2014 03: 01
        +12
        Odessa is an invaluable pantry of Russian literature! Enumerate Odessa poets and writers who have enriched our Great Russian literature - not enough space!
    4. Kars
      Kars 17 March 2014 13: 31
      +40

      _________________________
      1. Normal
        Normal 17 March 2014 13: 39
        +7
        Karsu

        Video upload and we can. Anything. You say the WORD, take a stand.
        1. Tumbleweed
          Tumbleweed 17 March 2014 13: 49
          +5
          Quote: Normal
          Video upload and we can. Anything. You say the WORD, take a stand.

          And for me, Kars positioned himself very well. Andrew, with all his love for tanks, is a PATRIOT (without bits and 100 hryvnias) of Ukraine hi
          You can put minuses, but if I didn't have an "agreement" not to put - and +, then believe me all my + would go to Andrey (Kars)

          Do not consider it for advertising, just imagine how Yakutia is subanderized and Andrei (Kars) and you (...) are cutting it on the living ...
          1. Normal
            Normal 17 March 2014 14: 03
            +19
            Quote: tumbleweed
            And for me, Kars positioned himself very well


            Yes, I know. We are principled opponents in the issue of Ukraine.

            Quote: tumbleweed
            just imagine how Yakutia is subanderized


            And this is not work for me. To me, Kievan Rus (and not the fictional country of OkrAin) is closer and dearer to Yakutia or Buryatia. Kievan Rus, Novorossia and Crimea are OUR historically and civilizationally.
            But the Ukrainian separatists, renegades of Russia, imagining themselves a separate nation-I do not recognize my own.
            1. Tumbleweed
              Tumbleweed 17 March 2014 14: 13
              0
              Quote: Normal
              Yes, I know. We are principled opponents in the issue of Ukraine.

              Hello Vladimir hi
              And you and I know what a forum member is. Andrei has the right, he is not a provocateur, I give 100% for this, it’s just not nice when you (Ukraine) are torn off ... (maybe a leg wassat )
              1. Normal
                Normal 17 March 2014 14: 38
                +32
                Quote: tumbleweed
                And you and I know what a forum member is. Andrew in his own right,


                And I am in YOUR right.
                Quote: tumbleweed
                it’s just not nice when you (Ukraine) are torn off.

                That is, when a third of my body (UkrAinu) was torn off from me (Russia), then it didn’t hurt? It was good? They tore off together with those parts that UkrAina never had and for which every Ukrainian now rips his throat (Donetsk is Ukraine!), And they have species that are especially gifted to Kursk in Voronezh and Belgorod.

                And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.
                1. SS68SS
                  SS68SS 18 March 2014 18: 05
                  +2
                  Quote: Normal
                  And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.


                  When there are no brains in the head (Kiev), then the body (Ukraine) has no chance of remaining intact. And it’s good that there are those nearby who will lift, wash and warm, clutching to their healthy body, despite the enormous costs of their own.
                  1. varok
                    varok 19 March 2014 00: 14
                    0
                    we will support that healthy body and exaggerate its size, the space and heat are enough and the rest will be enough to reduce their costs, since we fed Ukraine all our life, then having gone into a healthy body, we won’t be able to feed our Crimea Kharkov for exaggerating the body and heat
                2. SS68SS
                  SS68SS 18 March 2014 18: 05
                  0
                  Quote: Normal
                  And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.


                  When there are no brains in the head (Kiev), then the body (Ukraine) has no chance of remaining intact. And it’s good that there are those nearby who will lift, wash and warm, clutching to their healthy body, despite the enormous costs of their own.
                3. purjen
                  purjen 19 March 2014 00: 36
                  0
                  Gaspoda Kiev Russians watch history at school you skipped
                4. booze
                  booze 18 January 2015 23: 10
                  0
                  guys let's be friends
              2. Cynic
                Cynic 17 March 2014 15: 49
                +14
                Quote: tumbleweed
                just not nice when you (Ukraine) tear

                It’s familiar, of course, unpleasant when you lose your hard-earned money, but if you do not lose your own, but who you’re used to considering yours ...
                It really tears to pieces because of the contradictory nature of the feelings experienced.
              3. oldstaryi
                oldstaryi 17 March 2014 22: 28
                +5
                Robots! It was all a social experiment of grandfather Lenia Blanca. He called the USSR. But the tale is over. drinks
        2. Kars
          Kars 17 March 2014 13: 50
          +27
          Do you need her?
          I will not mobilize, I will not go.
          1. Denis
            Denis 17 March 2014 14: 02
            +25
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.
            1. purjen
              purjen 19 March 2014 00: 39
              0
              Just in case, 20000 volunteers
          2. philip
            philip 17 March 2014 14: 05
            +2
            OK, tanks were being run in. They would be like a cocktail, but after all, by their fools though.
          3. Normal
            Normal 17 March 2014 14: 06
            +9
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.


            And then ... laughing

            1. Native grandfather
              Native grandfather 17 March 2014 23: 12
              +1
              Quote: Normal
              Quote: Kars
              I will not mobilize, I will not go.

              And then ...

              In this video, as in a joke:
              - Will you drink?
              - Neither, nor, nor!
              - But you pour?
              - Yes!!!
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          4. Cynic
            Cynic 17 March 2014 15: 18
            +9
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.

            Without humor, you know better, but a tank in the household is sometimes an irreplaceable thing.
            Think about it.
            More recently, who could have thought of SUCH in Ukraine? And what will happen very soon? No one believes that the current government will keep the situation under control!
            If you don’t hold the situation yourself, then the GDP, having put things in order in chaos, will not give power back to BP and the president of Ukraine will not (he will find a way, the same Yanukovych will proclaim _ All to referenda ...)! Referenda will be initiated and ...
            Remember the referendum of the 91st year?
            According to its results, only 6 subjects did not want to stay in the union state. Then it did not help, but the situation is different now.
            1. Kars
              Kars 17 March 2014 15: 38
              +45
              Quote: Cynic
              but the tank in the household thing and

              I’m an artilleryman, and with all desire, I will not seize Geocint.
              Quote: Cynic
              More recently, who could have thought of SUCH in Ukraine?

              who knew that Yanukovych would turn out to be a rag. but I won’t go to fight for the egg and Yarosh.
              1. smart75
                smart75 17 March 2014 18: 20
                +6
                Respect and respect for a normal person good
              2. Alan
                Alan 17 March 2014 19: 19
                +4
                Quote: Kars
                who knew that Yanukovych would be a rag

                Yes, Mr. N and D and he put it on the people ((they are all of the same kind, both current and past. I join Alexander Romanov, - hold on!
                1. 0leg-747
                  0leg-747 19 March 2014 00: 08
                  0
                  The picture symbolizes the future of glad, the rabbit's ears are no longer visible.
              3. Dikson
                Dikson 17 March 2014 21: 49
                0
                here are the words of a person who actually sees the situation .. Damn with him, with Hyacinth, but the machine gun in the attic should be standing at the present time ..
                1. ty60
                  ty60 17 March 2014 23: 34
                  +2
                  after the third deep tightening, having dispersed my whole dream, I hook the grenades to the suspenders, with a machine gun I go to the balcony.
                2. ty60
                  ty60 17 March 2014 23: 34
                  0
                  after the third deep tightening, having dispersed my whole dream, I hook the grenades to the suspenders, with a machine gun I go to the balcony.
              4. Suhow
                Suhow 17 March 2014 23: 15
                +1
                And I'm not hunting for red and black banners.
              5. ran nearby
                ran nearby 18 March 2014 00: 19
                +3
                So "and my brother says - I will not go" (c)
                I’m not going to, and to hell with what our draft board will call for, because I gave the oath to the USSR.
                from take.
                Well and after :), the current situation in Ukraine:
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1to1GbNlnnE
              6. purjen
                purjen 19 March 2014 00: 42
                -1
                Will you go for a family?
            2. oldstaryi
              oldstaryi 17 March 2014 22: 31
              +1
              Even I do not remember this! 73% in the USSR were in favor of preserving the Union.! hi
              1. Suhow
                Suhow 17 March 2014 23: 21
                +1
                Not .. not everything. whereas now many people have been stupefied with a fairy tale about a sweet life and partnerships. Alas, as always .. .. I would know how it would turn out but alas ..
          5. Suhow
            Suhow 17 March 2014 23: 11
            0
            Alas, they will have to go differently in martial law, a kaput for desertion and there a man with a gun will reconcile everyone left and right. There would be a unity of purpose which I do not see ..
          6. Aljavad
            Aljavad 18 March 2014 03: 09
            0
            Respect and respect! not about - on the basis of merit.
            I sincerely wish STABILIZATION in the country. And a little blood. No civil war.
          7. Sandov
            Sandov 18 March 2014 11: 59
            0
            Quote: Kars
            Do you need her?
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.

            Well, thank God, the wrong people seized power. For them to fight just ashamed.
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      2. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 17 March 2014 13: 52
        +10
        Quote: Kars
        Kars

        Kars, brother, something rarely began to come in. Like that, hold on brother -Russian do not leave their drinks
      3. scarabey
        scarabey 17 March 2014 15: 28
        +12
        The courage of the people of Donbas is greatly respected!
      4. Demo
        Demo 17 March 2014 16: 47
        +4
        but in my opinion it's civilians ran into tanks)) good
      5. M. Peter
        M. Peter 18 March 2014 17: 27
        +1
        Russians are coming...

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    6. vjhbc
      vjhbc 17 March 2014 13: 49
      +27
      I even got binoculars. We saw the Russians, they also walk along the embankments there, and their warships are on the roadstead and from there their sailors looked at us. In a single rush, with the whole class, we showed them the middle finger and shouted out Victoria Nuland's favorite word! Only in this way can we demonstrate to them that we are a civilized and cultural people. We want peace and harmony! They wave their hands in response and grind their teeth, sort of like smiling. I don’t know what all this means, but Russians always have everything bad. From them there is only one evil. And so, just in case, we hid in a trench and prayed to Barack Abama. (* Again, I spit on the portrait of Putin.) You know what surprises me, Dmitro! My language is Ukrainian, but when these damned shout something to us in response, do I have the feeling that I understand them? ! Why do you think this is? Maybe I'm sick? And so I'm fine. Now I will roll a piece of paper with a tube and attach it to a dove. If he has time to fly away, then you read, but give me the news. Your friend Mikola-- Kuzya Domovaya
      1. purjen
        purjen 19 March 2014 00: 49
        0
        I agree with you friend
    7. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 17 March 2014 13: 56
      +5
      Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too laughing
      1. Denis
        Denis 17 March 2014 14: 03
        +73
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too

        they are no longer funny ..
        1. Normal
          Normal 17 March 2014 14: 13
          +1
          Quote: Denis
          they are no longer funny ..


          good good drinks
        2. scarabey
          scarabey 17 March 2014 15: 16
          +6
          Yeah ... For America, this is a paradox ... They don’t fit in their heads ...
        3. Venya Diesel
          Venya Diesel 18 March 2014 13: 20
          +1
          from read yesterday:
          "America will never understand why Russia needs Crimea, because there is no oil there?"

          winked
          1. Cynic
            Cynic 18 March 2014 16: 03
            +1
            Quote: Venya Diesel
            because there de no oil

            There is gas, and not a little. South Stream is more convenient to pull there _
            THIS IS TO UNDERSTANDING WAS DULL.
            Russian enough fact _
            THERE RUSSIAN SPIRIT ... THERE RUSSIA Smell !
          2. pilot8878
            pilot8878 18 March 2014 20: 27
            +1
            You laugh, and knowing how my nephew gave the same pearl yesterday ... I’m 24 tribe and he lives in Kiev ...
            1. Cynic
              Cynic 18 March 2014 21: 00
              0
              Quote: pilot8878
              my nephew issued the same pearl yesterday

              Enlightenment comes through the realization of humiliation.
              Judging by his words, the young man clearly learned _ To buy cheaper, to sell more expensive.
              Life may not be enough to realize that buying cheap, you still overpay, and selling at a higher price, you still get less.
              By definition, _ nothing human is being sold or bought. These are just fakes.
          3. Lelek
            Lelek 23 March 2014 12: 15
            +2
            For an American to TAKE ONLY means to communize something. wassat
        4. NICKb
          NICKb 22 March 2014 11: 42
          +1
          Taking Crimea is EXPENSIVE. All the invaders who came there could tell about this. But "take" him without firing one shot - what does Aunt Tsilya say in Odessa on this occasion? Don't tell my slippers? Or what is it?
      2. Tumbleweed
        Tumbleweed 17 March 2014 14: 04
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone translate and submit this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else

        Bugaga, for this with both hands and two legs ... wassat
      3. Denis
        Denis 17 March 2014 14: 06
        +25
        Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ... Man!
        1. Black
          Black 17 March 2014 14: 32
          +1
          AND!!!! That's why she drooled !!!!! Getting ready! fellow
        2. Rusin Dima
          Rusin Dima 17 March 2014 14: 50
          +2
          So I laughed, beauty
        3. ioann1
          ioann1 17 March 2014 16: 38
          +12
          Russia has its own blessed way! And in the wild anger the West will soon begin to bite itself!
        4. skullcap
          skullcap 17 March 2014 19: 20
          +9
          Quote: Denis
          Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ...

          And the aunt, most likely, is a local wright (if you translate this into Russian - who does not know yet - it will be "mad pi ... yes". No kidding.)
          This rotten tendency to push mentally ill people (including sex deviants) into power structures has been observed in the USA for more than a decade.
          For good it does not lead them
          1. Anper
            Anper 18 March 2014 01: 42
            +1
            Quote: kosopuz
            This rotten tendency is to push mentally unhealthy people into power structures

            So otozh to the middle of Nenets Ukraine and shy.
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            3. Cristall
              Cristall 22 March 2014 15: 17
              0
              her on gilyaka - a fascist reptile ...
              Cancer cell on the body of Ukraine.
            4. Lelek
              Lelek 23 March 2014 12: 10
              +2
              An error in the last word - the extra two first letters and "T" should be replaced with "D". bully
          2. Revolver
            Revolver 18 March 2014 04: 51
            +1
            Quote: kosopuz
            puska wright (if you translate this into Russian - whoever does not know yet - it will be "mad pi ... yes". No kidding.)

            Actually, not furious, but rebellious, or violent, somehow.
            1. philip
              philip 18 March 2014 04: 56
              +1
              I wonder if it’s possible to translate into an angry 3,14zdes angry.
              1. pilot8878
                pilot8878 18 March 2014 20: 29
                0
                You can: The end, russian here !!!
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          3. Yasondinalt
            Yasondinalt 18 March 2014 12: 30
            0
            So known is the tolerance of this nation of homosexuals.
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        6. delfinN
          delfinN 17 March 2014 20: 02
          +2
          dialogue:
          -I want to have se ... with you, Vitalii!
          “Uh, not at all, Sam.” Be patient a little, now I will quickly veto it and come to me, I have a bottle of a wonderful Crimean Madeira.
        7. I do not care
          I do not care 17 March 2014 21: 01
          +2
          Quote: Denis
          Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ... Man!




          In particular, it was said that Russia “does not have the right to forget that it is not the winner, but the defeated” and “Moscow’s behavior is outrageous because Moscow, blackmailing the United States with nuclear weapons, humiliates America”, in response to which Vitaly Ivanovich, taking dangerously close lady by the elbow, gently pushed her aside, asking "not to spit." After that, gentlemen, the permanent representatives, who had rushed to look at the scandal, neighed like horses, and Mrs. Power was dragged by referents, despite the fact that she actively resisted.
          1. I do not care
            I do not care 17 March 2014 21: 07
            +3
            continuation of the topic
          2. fif21
            fif21 18 March 2014 00: 16
            0
            I want to want to want Russian Russian Russian! and how does this fallen woman know our songs ???
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      4. philip
        philip 17 March 2014 14: 18
        +11
        Uh, they don’t understand our humor, they have a funny cake in their faces.
      5. housekeeper
        housekeeper 17 March 2014 18: 13
        +2
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too laughing

        And will they understand Odessa humor? They also have to send the interpreter. smile
        1. yur
          yur 17 March 2014 21: 18
          +1
          Quote: little house
          And will they understand Odessa humor? They also have to send the interpreter.
          Well, we have plenty of "interpreters" in Ryazan, Pskov and in many other garrisons.
          1. Lelek
            Lelek 23 March 2014 12: 04
            +2
            Especially in Chukotka. They laugh without a break for breakfast, lunch and dinner. bully
      6. Aljavad
        Aljavad 18 March 2014 03: 19
        0
        To feel all this humor you have to be very Russian (Odessa, Jewish, Greek, etc.). When transferring all the salt will go away ...
        1. varok
          varok 19 March 2014 00: 52
          0
          Uni of that level remained at the level of 39
      7. papik09
        papik09 18 March 2014 04: 41
        0
        THEY AND WITHOUT TRANSFER QUIETLY OFFESE (OR O3,14WAY) laughing
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      9. Mister X
        Mister X 18 March 2014 21: 06
        0
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone translate and submit this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else

        In the homeland of Frau Merkel, the Germans even staged a demonstration ...

        1. Lyuba1965_01
          Lyuba1965_01 20 March 2014 21: 37
          0
          Cool! And truthfully.
        2. Lelek
          Lelek 23 March 2014 12: 01
          +2
          It seems that it’s not the baseboard, but the foundation that I smell bully
      10. gunter_laux
        gunter_laux 19 March 2014 20: 05
        0
        Translating into German is not difficult, but the guys will not understand the primordially subtle Odessa humor! hi
    8. shibi
      shibi 17 March 2014 15: 46
      +21
      1. delfinN
        delfinN 17 March 2014 20: 06
        +1
        He just decided to get over
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    10. Stalker
      Stalker 17 March 2014 18: 18
      +5
      Respect to the author and All-Russian respect !!! The manner of Odessites is insinuating and accessible right up to the livers in their folklore dialect to explain everything popularly always aroused respect and a kind smile in the USSR !!! With pleasure I watched the film "Liquidation" again with pleasure! drinks good laughing
    11. Alexey71
      Alexey71 17 March 2014 20: 31
      +1
      Writing Obama is too much honor !!
    12. Nick
      Nick 17 March 2014 20: 39
      +2
      Quote: Unknown
      Beauties, GUYS!

      For a long time I did not laugh ...! Thank you Odessa! So you live like I laughed !!! good
    13. spring spring
      spring spring 17 March 2014 20: 50
      +1
      The article is awesome! fellow Just a class !!! good
    14. Vittt
      Vittt 17 March 2014 22: 17
      +1
      As one Odessa citizen said, if I overwhelm there, then I don’t necessarily love Europe.
    15. Sevastopol
      Sevastopol 17 March 2014 22: 34
      +1
      Moscow. March 17. INTERFAX.RU - Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a decree recognizing the Republic of Crimea as a sovereign and independent state, the presidential press service said.

      "Taking into account the expression of the will of the peoples of Crimea at the all-Crimean referendum held on March 16, 2014, recognize the Republic of Crimea, in which the city of Sevastopol has a special status, as a sovereign and independent state. This decree comes into force from the date of its signing," the text of the decree says ...


      See the original material at http://www.interfax.ru/365307
      1. Alexey K.
        Alexey K. 18 March 2014 01: 02
        +2
        Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a decree recognizing the Republic of Crimea as a sovereign and independent state.
    16. Duke
      Duke 17 March 2014 22: 50
      -1
      Full respect.
    17. allexx83
      allexx83 17 March 2014 23: 50
      0
      Taki YES)))))
    18. salomeeff
      salomeeff 18 March 2014 01: 00
      0
      And still not Senya, but Slam. His grandfather did something with the Talmud, and he became unreadable by real Jews. So Slam return to the ass to the Talmud and continue the work of grandfather.
    19. starshina78
      starshina78 18 March 2014 10: 51
      +1
      Not for nothing Odessa is called the capital of humor!
    20. Maksim.
      Maksim. 18 March 2014 11: 56
      0
      Not a word, with humor, just great. I’ll go and leave the link in the contact.
    21. polite people
      polite people 18 March 2014 23: 19
      +1
      "Yak, the Poles came, everything was fucking shitty, and when Khlib came to the table," they forgot who is who.
    22. MirVlad
      MirVlad 20 March 2014 13: 37
      0
      I can add ... WISE PEOPLE!
    23. GSH-18
      GSH-18 21 March 2014 10: 44
      0
      Article +
      The six European states will fully comply with the orders of the Washington Regional Committee. Sixes cannot do otherwise. But Mr. Obama is clearly overplayed. About this, even in the states, compatriots speak in plain text! Cynicism and hypocrisy have gone beyond all permissible limits. am
  2. mamont5
    mamont5 17 March 2014 12: 35
    +16
    Ah, well done! Have fun from the heart!
  3. shibi
    shibi 17 March 2014 12: 35
    +19
    So smart Aunt Tsilya!
    1. velikoros-xnumx
      velikoros-xnumx 17 March 2014 13: 01
      +16
      yeah especially liked:
      Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.
      1. ele1285
        ele1285 17 March 2014 13: 19
        +53
        Quote: velikoros-xnumx
        Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.

        Ukrainian nationalists have assigned the status of "non-citizens" to the Russian population of Ukraine. They did not argue, just the place where they live received the status "not Ukraine".

        If Russia recognizes Crimea’s autonomy, the West threatens with brutal sanctions: they will buy gas and oil, but with disgust!
        1. vl.kiyan5019
          vl.kiyan5019 17 March 2014 14: 00
          +4
          The most interesting thing is that since the 40s, Ukrainian nationalists have been considered subhuman.
        2. thimble
          thimble 17 March 2014 17: 43
          +8
          West threatens atrocious sanctions
          My 6-year-old grandson complains to me that his neighbor boy has hurt him. I say to him: "Why didn't you give him change?", And he answers me: "I have no money."
          So something tells me that Russia has something to give change on all kinds of sanctions.
        3. GSH-18
          GSH-18 21 March 2014 10: 47
          0
          Quote: ele1285
          Ukrainian nationalists have assigned the status of "non-citizens" to the Russian population of Ukraine. They did not argue, just the place where they live received the status "not Ukraine".

          If Russia recognizes Crimea’s autonomy, the West threatens with brutal sanctions: they will buy gas and oil, but with disgust!

          Tough, right and from the heart! laughing good
      2. Normal
        Normal 17 March 2014 13: 36
        +10
        Quote: velikoros-xnumx
        yeah especially liked:
        Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.


        Add:
        And what kind of "music" will start all over Poland ... It's just a song ... So that they live like this ...
  4. smel
    smel 17 March 2014 12: 35
    +21
    Respect of Odessa. With their characteristic humor they tell the bare truth
  5. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad 17 March 2014 12: 35
    +41
    Dialogue is the key to understanding.
    1. Al_lexx
      Al_lexx 17 March 2014 12: 52
      +9
      On the bottom, straight doves, and nothing more! laughing
      1. ded10041948
        ded10041948 17 March 2014 14: 14
        +8
        Wedding photo, newlyweds.
        On the top: Court decision: "Divorce and maiden name!"
        1. Venya Diesel
          Venya Diesel 18 March 2014 14: 26
          0
          Well, why did you all declassify everything! laughing
    2. ajhevxfyby
      ajhevxfyby 17 March 2014 14: 44
      +8
      Senya Yaytsenyukh)))))))))))))))))))))))))) !!!!!!!!
      1. Al_lexx
        Al_lexx 17 March 2014 14: 57
        +3
        Quote: ajhevxfyby
        Senya Yaytsenyukh)))))))))))))))))))))))))) !!!!!!!!

        Ah ha ha ha !!! Really, I almost fell under the table.
        laughing
  6. avant-garde
    avant-garde 17 March 2014 12: 35
    +17
    Don't you have enough sex in life? Then ask for kefir ...
    ---
    need to remember, neighing from the heart)))
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  8. Metal
    Metal 17 March 2014 12: 39
    +67
    Well done, gathered, wrote. Not in the first smile
  9. svetlomor
    svetlomor 17 March 2014 12: 40
    +9
    It is necessary to write more at the UN.
    1. Strezhevchanin
      Strezhevchanin 17 March 2014 13: 40
      +16
      I have a live report here laughing wassat
      1. Jogan-xnumx
        Jogan-xnumx 18 March 2014 01: 41
        +3
        Quote: Strezhevchanin
        I have a live report here

        Sorry, buddy, but either you yourself didn’t look at it, or you looked like a goat on a poster. fool To comprehend the subtitles, the potential of convolutions was not enough. hi
  10. Alexgs
    Alexgs 17 March 2014 12: 40
    +26
    I'm afraid Obama and the company will completely tear off the roof from the Odessa syllable wassat
    1. upasika1918
      upasika1918 17 March 2014 13: 25
      +3
      No, the evolutionary product of this can not happen.
  11. made13
    made13 17 March 2014 12: 40
    +6
    Yes, laughter through tears ...
  12. kelevra
    kelevra 17 March 2014 12: 42
    +15
    And now this letter through diplomatic ways, it would be nice to deliver to those about whom it is written here.
  13. Havoc
    Havoc 17 March 2014 12: 42
    +15
    I love Odessa humor.
  14. Stiletto
    Stiletto 17 March 2014 12: 43
    +43
    Odessa, it's too late already, go home! ))))) Mom Russia.
  15. Chemicalin23
    Chemicalin23 17 March 2014 12: 44
    +13
    Respect to the author! Laughed heartily good
  16. Jogan-xnumx
    Jogan-xnumx 17 March 2014 12: 46
    +26
    Well done, Odessa !!! good Now chase the Hetman Sagaidachny home to Sevastopol, Schaub Banderlog did not play the fool of the sea power and the people did not laugh with their Navy ...
  17. serega.fedotov
    serega.fedotov 17 March 2014 12: 47
    +7
    Good geopolitical analysis, RESPECT!
  18. Pacifist
    Pacifist 17 March 2014 12: 47
    +31
    Smartly good
    At work, the movement for the nomination of Aunt Tsili's grandmother is expanding; she was healthy hi EU High Commissioner ... there will be much more order ... especially if you give Olandu in the face. drinks
  19. archi.sailor
    archi.sailor 17 March 2014 12: 49
    +12
    And Mr. Basescu

    Right now we’ll beat and I won’t let you cry ...
    good this is very much said laughing
  20. major071
    major071 17 March 2014 12: 52
    +59
    Taki say for Frau and Abama
    And Cameron may remember Cameron
    In short, SHA !, calmly gentlemen and ladies
    No more sniffing ephedron
    And Shaw for us, then Sarah showed me
    Shaw Kiev did not come to our power
    Well, I washed clothes yesterday
    Let the hei get pumped hard
    And for Odessa, everyone will tell you
    Although the talk here is completely different
    Where Duke and Richelieu support citizens
    Any way there with Moscow

    major 17 / 03 / 2014
    1. avia12005
      avia12005 17 March 2014 12: 53
      +3
      Beautiful Odessa syllable! drinks
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    3. major071
      major071 17 March 2014 13: 11
      +17
      I apologize, in the line "Where Duke and Richelieu will support citizens" please read "Where is Duke де Richelieu will support the citizens. ”Hastened. repeat hi
  21. Al_lexx
    Al_lexx 17 March 2014 12: 53
    +2
    Thanks for the morning positive. He smiled very widely.
    Plus
  22. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 17 March 2014 12: 53
    +110
    Now we can summarize the Maidan:
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 17 March 2014 17: 18
      +3
      Oh, I beg you, you are right, they have become so rich, God forbid hi
    2. Lelek
      Lelek 23 March 2014 11: 56
      +2
      And under the black flags amicably - migrant workers to Europe. fellow
  23. ed65b
    ed65b 17 March 2014 12: 54
    +9
    for reposting on dill sites. A plus laughing
  24. sledge
    sledge 17 March 2014 12: 55
    +7
    laughing Ahhhh fell under the table
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  26. Samsebenaum
    Samsebenaum 17 March 2014 12: 57
    +25
    Oh, this unique and colorful Odessa style and humor ...
    It is a pity, but for foreigners it is completely incomprehensible. Patterned people.
    Well, to hell with them ... The main thing - we laugh.
    Odessa, go to Russia! Together more fun.
    To the author - offset!
  27. REDBLUE
    REDBLUE 17 March 2014 12: 57
    +14
    If we joke, it’s not so bad. Odessans are handsome. He laughed heartily. Tete Zile 5+
  28. diff
    diff 17 March 2014 12: 58
    +9
    You did so bad, they didn’t immediately send a pistol to everyone. Well, while they were reading, they would shoot three times so ... ..! good
  29. From Germany
    From Germany 17 March 2014 12: 59
    +9
    Heh, Odessa - mom in her element. Bravo (it will be necessary to review the liquidation, the dialect reminded).
  30. vlad.svargin
    vlad.svargin 17 March 2014 12: 59
    +13
    I learn the humor of the inhabitants of Odessa, it is a pity that Western clowns will not read these lines, and the mentality is not enough for them to understand. I hope that Odessa will be in the same country after Crimea with us.
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 17 March 2014 17: 19
      +1
      Exactly, try to translate the word "missed" into at least some language hi
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 23 March 2014 11: 52
        +2
        Or - EXCITED. bully
  31. gandalf
    gandalf 17 March 2014 13: 00
    +7
    The land of Odessa is not impoverished by talents.
    The case of Mikhal Mikhalych lives and thrives ;-)
    1. Cheloveck
      Cheloveck 17 March 2014 14: 57
      +1
      Quote: gandalf
      The case of Mikhal Mikhalych lives and thrives ;-)

      Taki, Monya supports maydaunov ...
    2. Val_y
      Val_y 17 March 2014 17: 21
      +2
      Although he himself was a little bit of a sale, and I with him the same Water ended up what
  32. ZU-23
    ZU-23 17 March 2014 13: 00
    +9
    Rzhachnye letters, even if someone had rolled a letter, he infuriates me, how Lavrov endures him, probably he just treats them as a doctor of a psychiatric hospital for his patients.
  33. Goodmen
    Goodmen 17 March 2014 13: 01
    +4
    Neighing test! I love Odessa humor !!!))))

    but the frame of letters does not need ... anyway, they will not read them to him ...
    Odessa miscalculated ... a box of bananas - this is an argument! two is better! smile

    ... but I did not understand why instead of the red flag I have a blue-enemy, causing reflex spasms? ... sabotage !!!)))))
  34. Gorec79
    Gorec79 17 March 2014 13: 01
    +4
    still not in the eyebrow, but in the eye. kefir to them all. with dust. or with castor oil.
    1. Landwarrior
      Landwarrior 17 March 2014 13: 13
      +3
      Quote: Gorec79
      kefir to them all. with dust. or with castor oil.

      No, an enema. Seven-Northern. With ski and gramophone needles laughing

      PS: Damn, a text filter even a word SKIDIDAP does not miss laughing
      1. papik09
        papik09 18 March 2014 04: 48
        0
        "WITH DUST ..." You are a cruel person, after all, first kill nun, and then give dust wassat
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    3. ty60
      ty60 17 March 2014 23: 46
      +1
      nor a simple enema half a bucket of skia with gramophone needles
    4. ty60
      ty60 17 March 2014 23: 46
      0
      nor a simple enema half a bucket of skia with gramophone needles
  35. Sergg
    Sergg 17 March 2014 13: 03
    +6
    I really liked the letters! Share with friends in social. networks.

    We demand the continuation of letters. good
  36. Svetlana
    Svetlana 17 March 2014 13: 04
    +10
    laughing
    Mr. Obama, if you were put on a Ukrainian retirement, you would remember your ancestors, those who were not yet African-American, but were simply blacks.
    good
    I laughed heartily. If, as it is written in the letter, the majority of southeastern Ukrainians think, then soon our Southeast will be. And there, you look, and the rest of Ukraine will catch up in parts. The main thing is that a start has been made! The most important first step has been taken!
    1. Executer
      Executer 17 March 2014 14: 51
      +3
      Quote: Svetlana
      And there, you look, and the rest of Ukraine will catch up in parts.

      No, no, I don’t have to! The sarcophagus would be moved to Lviv ... hi
  37. Burmistr
    Burmistr 17 March 2014 13: 04
    +2
    laughing laughing laughing
    neighing perfumes
  38. Tehb
    Tehb 17 March 2014 13: 05
    +3
    Thank you for an even better mood in the morning.
  39. x.andvlad
    x.andvlad 17 March 2014 13: 05
    +2
    Quote: Al_lexx
    On the bottom, straight doves, and nothing more! laughing

    Screaming sidekick! Kerry is a good guy.
  40. Region-25.rus
    Region-25.rus 17 March 2014 13: 06
    +9
    Quote: AlexGS
    I'm afraid Obama and the company will completely tear off the roof from the Odessa syllable wassat


    I'm afraid the CIA will mobilize all its residents to find out - "who is this grandmother-aunt Tsilya already? An FSB agent or a gray cardinal Putin" laughing
  41. Cynic
    Cynic 17 March 2014 13: 07
    +1
    Quote: ZU-23
    Rzhachnye letters

    Maybe I didn’t see, but
    Will there be sanctions against treacherous Russia or not? At Deribasovskaya waiting!
    laughing
    1. 0leg-747
      0leg-747 19 March 2014 00: 01
      0
      Sanctions have already been published. Horror!!! belay In Parliament, navels were torn from laughter laughing
  42. super-vitek
    super-vitek 17 March 2014 13: 08
    +3
    Brothers author is just a Lighter !!! Thank you so much for your everything !!! :-)
  43. PValery53
    PValery53 17 March 2014 13: 09
    +3
    Tse sho for a mineral? .. (from the Ukrainian military joke). Aunt Tsilya - the last degree of threat (intimidation) can dispel the created situation
  44. karpov888
    karpov888 17 March 2014 13: 11
    +3
    Odessa-mom lights!
  45. silver-7410
    silver-7410 17 March 2014 13: 11
    +4
    Although the text never once contains the term "swallow", nevertheless, the most experienced cipher ciphers of the addressees will puzzle over the meaning of the letter ... laughing Especially Aunt Tsilya is stumped, who is this and in what rank, if he knows everything ?! belay
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 23 March 2014 11: 47
      +2
      Yes, especially English speakers. what
  46. polkownik1
    polkownik1 17 March 2014 13: 15
    +38
    "Izya, what is it like there in the Crimea?"
    "This is a madhouse, Senya! The Russians blockaded the Ukrainian military unit and shout - Surrender! -
    And from behind the fence they are shouting: The Russians are not surrendering! "
    1. Venya Diesel
      Venya Diesel 18 March 2014 14: 39
      0
      aha, and in response to this statement, those who blocked the military unit again shout: "The Russians do not abandon their own!" lol
  47. siberalt
    siberalt 17 March 2014 13: 17
    +3
    I looked at the picture and saw that the Ukrainian trident is somewhat reminiscent of a genecological mirror. The same without which abortion does not. laughing
  48. Gagarin
    Gagarin 17 March 2014 13: 17
    +11
    Crimea - the account is open!
    Who is next?!
    1. Val_y
      Val_y 17 March 2014 17: 22
      +7
      I beg you, you don’t understand hi
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  50. v-sorok
    v-sorok 17 March 2014 13: 20
    +5
    I really liked the letter! Class! Odessa humor.