Kiev successfully makes Western leaders clowns. Letter from Odessa

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Kiev successfully makes Western leaders clowns. Letter from Odessa


In recent months, the people and political forces that seized power in Kiev have done everything to not only split Ukraine, but also to do it in a bloody way. In Kharkov and Lugansk, Donetsk and Zaporozhye, Mariupol and Odessa, their actions cause bewilderment, outrage and resistance, which will only increase further. And Odessa wrote a letter to Western leaders ...

Mr. Obama

Mr. Obama, you are such a big president of such a big country ... But such a big scientist to call you a language does not turn ... Mr. Obama, what do you miss? Maybe you have difficulties in the family? Or high blood pressure? Or maybe sho shos you up? So drink cognac, if sho, we will send you our ... And tell me, where do you get such advisers, sho then you go bankrupt without a penny of money? So your dollars are simple pieces of paper, and you have a debt, sho called, Mama Do not Cry, otherwise it will be painful ...

Initially you typed 5 billion and gave them to Independence, so he bashed three months on the barrels and rushed to the police. Mr. Obama, you are so Schaub lived as false modesty! Imagine, if you hit on the head three months? You would have been nice? And then hit on the head three months Ukraine!

But we here in Odessa feel that you really hit on the head, but only your advisors. 23 years our entire Ukraine was plundered and destroyed. Mr. Obama, if you put on the Ukrainian pension, you would remember their ancestors, those who were not African-Americans, and were just blacks. So, Mr. Obama, the population of Ukraine the same negros, but only white, and it also wants to live well. A 23 year we stupidly sold into slavery.

Mr. Obama, why could blacks rebel against slavery, but can't we? Are we worse than blacks? So read historyhow Abraham Lincoln set free blacks! Of course, we wish you to live as long as the oak lives near Duke, but when you meet with Lincoln, we hope that he will spank you hard.

Mr. Obama, in general, the elevator does not lift down ... After the maydauns throughout Ukraine sounded on the head, and you, probably, too, but only McCain and Nukland did, in Kiev the gangs sat down. And they began to threaten Russian direct genocide. Mr. Obama, if you are such a Democrat, why do you support them? Don't you have enough sex in your life? Then ask the kefir ... If anything, we send our ... in one word, Mr. Obama, it would be a shame for us to walk with you alone in Odessa, and tell your McCain to stop harassing our women, because our grandmother Aunt Tsilya says, that if he began to pester her, she would become a man and give him a hard face.

Frau Merkel

Dear Frau Merkel, our hello to you! And do not brush your nerves Ukraine. Remember how the Nazis captured it all ... In your place, we would not turn Faberge on us, but we would think why Nazism is forbidden in Germany and in Ukraine in our country? We have the very Bandera, sho were in the SS, with might and main scamming machine guns at civilians, and you? We have those who are in Kiev and nearby, they are pulling away everything, but what about you in Berlin? Sho with you, Frau Merkel, if you are sick, so if Sho, call the ambulance, otherwise it will be too late, because Yarosh from the Right Sector was going to blow up the Druzhba gas pipeline. We are afraid that if he does this, then you will have Maidan in Berlin too, and your head will hurt you too, and the ambulance will not help anymore ... And our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, says that you, Frau Merkel, will not help and the second ambulance, when the Right Sector comes to the Ukrainian nuclear power plants ... And we believe her, Frau Merkel, and maybe Tsilya would be Germany's better chancellor than you? Because she understands the obvious things, and all the time you are quarreling with brains.

And generally, do you watch TV? If sho, we will send you our ... Did you watch the performance of Seni Yatsenyuk? Not? So he promised all of Ukraine, so that Schaub “the earth was burning under his feet,” and even with the help of “Western partners.” Our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, says that Senya has gathered with your help, Frau Merkel, to build a concentration camp for the Russians again. And who then can say that someone has not made a pregnant head for you? Here you and resuscitation will not help, Schaub, we lived like that.

Mr Cameron

Mr. Cameron, our grandmother, Aunt Tsilya, said that your English humor began to tire me a lot. And at Deribasovskaya they cannot understand why you always want to fry fish, but all the time you do it without oil? If necessary, we will send you our ... We beg you, if you want to get a couple of inconspicuous trivia, do not make yourself unpleasant ... And then we will make an alliance with Scotland, and make you such sanctions, then we will listen to your requests.

Monsieur Hollande

Monsieur Hollande, we, in Odessa, of course, understand that you have difficulties in France with these LGBT people. But you yourself are changing girls all the time, so why are you trying to make us love not like human beings? Do better "Mistral".

Pan Komarovski

Ban Komorowski, please do not make Tselkin Clara, and do not pretend you do not sho Ukraine. We can not hear you, because we can not see you. Take Me Lviv, and you will be the song throughout Ukraine.

And Mr. Basescu

Right now we beat and we will not let cry ...

All

In short, if you do not want, Shtob laughed for you, do so; Shtob gangsters in Kiev did not make you clowns ...
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  1. Unknown
    +142
    17 March 2014 12: 31
    Beauties, GUYS! winked smile
    1. jjj
      +98
      17 March 2014 12: 36
      If we laugh, then we are not afraid
      1. +44
        17 March 2014 12: 38
        Why shaw them, really ... +++++++++++++
        1. +97
          17 March 2014 12: 51
          good !
          If you are from Odessa:
          ...........................
          "I am Odessa! I am Odessa! .. And this means:
          I love in moderation to drink and modestly bite ...
          And if someone offends us, he will immediately receive change.
          And, despite the fact that I - thin, remember - a parasite!
          .................................
          I am Odessa! I am Odessa! .. And that means:
          I love children, parents, I love my friends ...
          And who does not understand us, let him gallop
          To Europe and America: ODESSA is not for them! .. " laughing
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          2. +22
            17 March 2014 20: 34

            Odessa is angry!
            1. black100
              +1
              22 March 2014 01: 01
              With both hands for a well done guy and God grant them all courage.
            2. +2
              23 March 2014 11: 26
              Everything would be so in Ukraine and in Russia. good
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          4. +4
            21 March 2014 20: 44
            I join, although I do not Odessa.
            1. 9057103174
              +1
              April 4 2014 20: 40
              I join too. I am not Odessa, but I have relatives in this unique city.
        2. +13
          17 March 2014 14: 03
          It is interesting, but what will the very Bandera man say for this letter for the whole Odessa Makarov? lol
        3. +2
          18 March 2014 23: 20
          "Yak the Poles came, everything was shitty, and the iki buv Khlib came to the table"
      2. +103
        17 March 2014 13: 14
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        The United States published a ranking of disadvantaged countries that impede the promotion of democracy in a world where Russia is on a par with North Korea, Nigeria and Venezuela.
        In Russia, a rating has been compiled: "Wouldn't you go fuck yourself with your ratings!" - in which the United States confidently occupies 1st place.
        1. +11
          17 March 2014 16: 37
          But Obama is angry.
          1. +8
            17 March 2014 23: 50
            She is a monkey in America. MONKEY. So said Aunt Tsilya
            1. +13
              18 March 2014 02: 22
              You did not see.
              She said: Oh, bibizyan!
              Obama responds: I'm a man!
              Aunt: Oh, he's still talking!
              hi
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        2. Stalker
          +52
          17 March 2014 22: 12
          Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres.
          “Volodya, do you definitely have no Jewish roots?”
          “Why did you decide so, Shimon?”
          - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!
          1. +4
            18 March 2014 11: 49
            Quote: Stalker
            Meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli President Shimon Peres.
            “Volodya, do you definitely have no Jewish roots?”
            “Why did you decide so, Shimon?”
            - Because even for a Jew to force the Americans to pay 5 billion dollars for the annexation of Crimea to Russia is BRILLIANT !!!

            wassat wassat Since we are laughing this way, not all is lost. Now the main thing is to prevent the destruction of ours in the South and East.
            1. +2
              23 March 2014 11: 38
              It all depends only on the inhabitants of Odessa, Nikolaev, Kherson, Kharkov, Dnepropetrovsk, Lugansk, etc. Bandera and their Western sponsors. Above the people there is no power. drinks
            2. +1
              23 March 2014 23: 45
              Good story. The main thing is true. +++
          2. Maxim
            0
            21 March 2014 02: 02
            No, brother, you are a Svobodovets, Such jokes, only Svobodovites poison on Yanov!
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        4. Maksim.
          +1
          18 March 2014 12: 02
          very willing to like you to put, yes, these stupid ten messages ... SHORT +++++))
        5. Maxim
          +1
          21 March 2014 02: 00
          There are seven large places, and many small ones. The first place was taken by the seven, the second - all the rest.
        6. nikcr
          +1
          April 10 2014 20: 59
          It would be necessary to publish this rating on all possible and impossible resources.
      3. +71
        17 March 2014 14: 43
        -Mykola, what about "associate membership"?
        -Well, godmother, Ukraine will participate in the EU.
        -So will enter the EU?
        - No, it won’t enter, but it will participate.
        -Yak so?
        - Well, roughly, like eggs in sexual intercourse: participate, but do not enter.
      4. +6
        17 March 2014 19: 28
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        But was there any reason to be afraid?
        1. +1
          17 March 2014 20: 41
          Quote: dmitriygorshkov
          But was there any reason to be afraid?

          But no ?!
        2. 0
          18 March 2014 02: 35
          For a family, for relatives it is not a sin to be afraid.
          But according to the principle, the eyes are afraid, and the hands are doing.
          http://www.yuga.ru/news/325473/
      5. +25
        17 March 2014 20: 11
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid
        1. +1
          18 March 2014 02: 40
          But we do!
          True, so far the little things! (no offense to beloved Crimea) Nothing! We get rid of perestroika for good and we’ll twirl it in a childish way!
        2. 0
          23 March 2014 23: 47
          AND NOT ONLY THEM.
      6. alexkross83
        +11
        17 March 2014 20: 51
        We are not afraid, we are informed .... informed that a German coal company RUR wants to take a 50% stake in coal mines (Firtash was arrested and searches are being conducted in Akhmetov’s Switzerland), informed that the guarantor of the loan The IMF is the promise of Pastor Turchinov and Yitsenyuk to give the gas pipe to the US Chevron company, but the primitive one-cell ones are in a hurry, then what a good trap is prepared for ... everything is just beginning ... they miscalculated ... but still go with enviable obstinacy fiasco ... and the center of geopolitical changes is now Kiev :-).
        1. Maxim
          +1
          21 March 2014 02: 07
          Why do they need an EMPTY pipe, so it will be a pipe! (sorry, for the pun)
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      8. Stalker
        +29
        17 March 2014 22: 08
        Yatsenyuk runs into the White House Oval Office:
        - Mr. President, Mr. President !!! I just called the Kremlin, as you ordered me ... I tell them: Give Crimea back, oaths! Otherwise, it will be bad for you !!! .. And Putin answered: "Fuck you, big-eared! .. And call again - you will pay rent for 60 years !!!" ... Call him, tell him not to call him names. ..
        Obama listened gloomily and exploded:
        - Go to the ass, EAR !!! !!! .. I already called yesterday ... Do you know how much they put me for Alaska !? laughing
        1. Venya Diesel
          +3
          18 March 2014 13: 12
          Krasava! laughing

          But really, after a referendum, Lube is spinning more and more often in my head
          wink
        2. Varok
          0
          18 March 2014 23: 49
          cool really :))))))))
        3. 0
          19 March 2014 19: 50
          class! Very relevant - in jo \ eared !!! laughing
        4. +1
          19 March 2014 21: 49
          There is a rumor in Europe that Arseniy is Yaytsenyuh. (World Wide Web)
        5. Maxim
          +1
          21 March 2014 02: 09
          "Well, I killed you, devil, in nature! I answer for the market! .."
        6. sergei tulun
          0
          21 March 2014 04: 53
          ... neighing, to tears ....
        7. black100
          0
          22 March 2014 01: 09
          And that’s true, as many documents have strangely disappeared. It is generally not clear whether they sold or rented out. The scam was generally well-planned.
      9. +1
        18 March 2014 11: 45
        Quote: jjj
        If we laugh, then we are not afraid

        wassat He laughed at will. Well done, our guys. Now the main thing is to prevent the destruction of the representatives of the people by the banderlogs with the Americans together. And for good Novorossiya and Little Russia as part of the Russian Federation. After all, it is clear to everyone that PMCs did not just appear in Ukraine.
      10. +1
        18 March 2014 23: 19
        "Yak the Poles came, everything was shitty, but came Khlib on the table"
      11. 0
        21 March 2014 20: 42
        And if we are not afraid, then we will unite and "nag" the foe.
    2. Tumbleweed
      +59
      17 March 2014 12: 56
      Ay what a delicious language and how this text in the subject good
      Well, to say, I'm just about ... l wassat
      And in the subject:
      So will you buy or will I forget you forever ?!
      Oh, do not try to persuade me, I will agree!
      Schob, you lived as you are stooped!
      Shaw are you building my eyes? - Shaw, should I build a cooperative for you?
      Senya, don’t run so fast, otherwise, God forbid, you’ll catch your heart attack.
      Schaub, I saw you on one leg, and you with one eye!
      Let's go visit each other. You are on our name day, and we are at your funeral!
      Are you leaving, thank God, or staying, God forbid?
      Is it true that you are marrying your Simochka? -Of course, we give out ... a little bit
      Senya, eat borscht, Schaub you are dead, you have to get better !!!
      You drive your mother into the coffin and even deeper!
      Sarochka, it’s not all about you and generally turn off the radio ...
      Do you need to go to Deribasovskaya? And you yourself will be far away, not from Mariupol, it’s a pity, it’s somewhere over there or over there, go wherever you want, gradually find where it will go!
      Where's the crazy mother of this boy? He is still here, she - no one knows where, but he will grow up and leave, and then where can she return all this to her?
      Are you sick? - Why? - So the dentist Schwartz came out of you in the morning. - Oh, you are my goodness, you look at her, Colonel Kumanovich leaves you in a day, so, tomorrow is the war ?!
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        1. +5
          17 March 2014 13: 20
          There is already such a photo.
          1. +12
            17 March 2014 13: 32
            Let them fast, I look and the soul rejoices, LEPOT))) hi
        2. -6
          17 March 2014 13: 41
          Somehow not diplomatically ...
          1. infinite silence ...
            +40
            17 March 2014 15: 08
            What kind of diplomacy are we talking about? To hell with diplomacy!
            To the author of the article, Stepan - RESPECT !!!!!!!

            Ah yes well done! That's how you need to raise your spirit! Laughing from the heart! good
            ARTICLE +++++++++++
          2. +1
            18 March 2014 04: 33
            But - RELIABLE AND PRACTICAL good
          3. +2
            18 March 2014 12: 35
            The louder and more persistently the "shitty" west is sent on foot by a three-letter sexual route, the more willingly it will go there and the less it will fall on Russia to open it! Time-tested ... (remember Uncle Joe or Mr. "No!" - A.A. Gromyko! Against the background of half-smeared snot - Kozyrev - everything is clear without words!)
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            2. 0
              20 March 2014 10: 54
              Now send loudly, but diplomatically - FOREST.
      2. +21
        17 March 2014 13: 20
        Quote: tumbleweed
        Schaub, I saw you on one leg, and you with one eye!
        I’ve gotten a long cut, but neighed even longer laughing
        1. +27
          17 March 2014 17: 24
          Quote: Canep
          I’ve gotten a long cut, but neighed even longer


          But in Odessa, in order to avoid crowds and unauthorized rallies, it was forbidden to carry out humor on April 1 !!!
          I will see what Odessa will do with the new government on this day! Then it will be possible to neigh even more !!!
      3. upasika1918
        +5
        17 March 2014 13: 21
        I downloaded it myself. Useful. And still there? And where did you get this?
        1. +1
          18 March 2014 02: 58
          That's how they talk there. Earlier in Rostov-on-Don they spoke similarly, but the Soviet school (the best in the world!) Did its dirty deed. Only with the southern "G" did not relieve!
      4. +36
        17 March 2014 15: 15
        Quote: tumbleweed
        Ay what a delicious language and how this text in the subject

        good Two old Jews are sitting at the edge of the village, a maize plane is processing the crops, suddenly something happened to the plane and it hits the rickety wooden toilet standing at the edge of the field. One Jew say to another: No, well, did you see that? Oh, I beg you, what country are such terrorist attacks! laughing
      5. +18
        17 March 2014 17: 09
        - Fima imagine, a thief climbed into my apartment yesterday,
        - And sho, took something,
        - No, she’s lying in the hospital, Sarah thought it was me who came home so late laughing
      6. Maxim
        0
        21 March 2014 02: 14
        Add: "How is your health, Abram Moiseich? - Can't wait!"
    3. +26
      17 March 2014 12: 59
      And, gritting her teeth, she fell onto the platform,
      As ashore, beautiful Odessa.
      1. Tumbleweed
        +35
        17 March 2014 13: 06
        And I still ask you to indicate those 2 poets who gave this "caramel" their vile minuses angry
        Forum should know Heroes, which fat am
      2. +12
        18 March 2014 03: 01
        Odessa is an invaluable pantry of Russian literature! Enumerate Odessa poets and writers who have enriched our Great Russian literature - not enough space!
    4. +40
      17 March 2014 13: 31

      _________________________
      1. +7
        17 March 2014 13: 39
        Karsu

        Video upload and we can. Anything. You say the WORD, take a stand.
        1. Tumbleweed
          +5
          17 March 2014 13: 49
          Quote: Normal
          Video upload and we can. Anything. You say the WORD, take a stand.

          And for me, Kars positioned himself very well. Andrew, with all his love for tanks, is a PATRIOT (without bits and 100 hryvnias) of Ukraine hi
          You can put minuses, but if I didn't have an "agreement" not to put - and +, then believe me all my + would go to Andrey (Kars)

          Do not consider it for advertising, just imagine how Yakutia is subanderized and Andrei (Kars) and you (...) are cutting it on the living ...
          1. +19
            17 March 2014 14: 03
            Quote: tumbleweed
            And for me, Kars positioned himself very well


            Yes, I know. We are principled opponents in the issue of Ukraine.

            Quote: tumbleweed
            just imagine how Yakutia is subanderized


            And this is not work for me. To me, Kievan Rus (and not the fictional country of OkrAin) is closer and dearer to Yakutia or Buryatia. Kievan Rus, Novorossia and Crimea are OUR historically and civilizationally.
            But the Ukrainian separatists, renegades of Russia, imagining themselves a separate nation-I do not recognize my own.
            1. Tumbleweed
              0
              17 March 2014 14: 13
              Quote: Normal
              Yes, I know. We are principled opponents in the issue of Ukraine.

              Hello Vladimir hi
              And you and I know what a forum member is. Andrei has the right, he is not a provocateur, I give 100% for this, it’s just not nice when you (Ukraine) are torn off ... (maybe a leg wassat )
              1. +32
                17 March 2014 14: 38
                Quote: tumbleweed
                And you and I know what a forum member is. Andrew in his own right,


                And I am in YOUR right.
                Quote: tumbleweed
                it’s just not nice when you (Ukraine) are torn off.

                That is, when a third of my body (UkrAinu) was torn off from me (Russia), then it didn’t hurt? It was good? They tore off together with those parts that UkrAina never had and for which every Ukrainian now rips his throat (Donetsk is Ukraine!), And they have species that are especially gifted to Kursk in Voronezh and Belgorod.

                And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.
                1. +2
                  18 March 2014 18: 05
                  Quote: Normal
                  And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.


                  When there are no brains in the head (Kiev), then the body (Ukraine) has no chance of remaining intact. And it’s good that there are those nearby who will lift, wash and warm, clutching to their healthy body, despite the enormous costs of their own.
                  1. Varok
                    0
                    19 March 2014 00: 14
                    we will support that healthy body and exaggerate its size, the space and heat are enough and the rest will be enough to reduce their costs, since we fed Ukraine all our life, then having gone into a healthy body, we won’t be able to feed our Crimea Kharkov for exaggerating the body and heat
                2. 0
                  18 March 2014 18: 05
                  Quote: Normal
                  And we did not tear Crimea. He fell off UkrAina himself, and did not cling to the foreign body.


                  When there are no brains in the head (Kiev), then the body (Ukraine) has no chance of remaining intact. And it’s good that there are those nearby who will lift, wash and warm, clutching to their healthy body, despite the enormous costs of their own.
                3. purjen
                  0
                  19 March 2014 00: 36
                  Gaspoda Kiev Russians watch history at school you skipped
                4. booze
                  0
                  18 January 2015 23: 10
                  guys let's be friends
              2. +14
                17 March 2014 15: 49
                Quote: tumbleweed
                just not nice when you (Ukraine) tear

                It’s familiar, of course, unpleasant when you lose your hard-earned money, but if you do not lose your own, but who you’re used to considering yours ...
                It really tears to pieces because of the contradictory nature of the feelings experienced.
              3. +5
                17 March 2014 22: 28
                Robots! It was all a social experiment of grandfather Lenia Blanca. He called the USSR. But the tale is over. drinks
        2. +27
          17 March 2014 13: 50
          Do you need her?
          I will not mobilize, I will not go.
          1. +25
            17 March 2014 14: 02
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.
            1. purjen
              0
              19 March 2014 00: 39
              Just in case, 20000 volunteers
          2. philip
            +2
            17 March 2014 14: 05
            OK, tanks were being run in. They would be like a cocktail, but after all, by their fools though.
          3. +9
            17 March 2014 14: 06
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.


            And then ... laughing

            1. +1
              17 March 2014 23: 12
              Quote: Normal
              Quote: Kars
              I will not mobilize, I will not go.

              And then ...

              In this video, as in a joke:
              - Will you drink?
              - Neither, nor, nor!
              - But you pour?
              - Yes!!!
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          4. +9
            17 March 2014 15: 18
            Quote: Kars
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.

            Without humor, you know better, but a tank in the household is sometimes an irreplaceable thing.
            Think about it.
            More recently, who could have thought of SUCH in Ukraine? And what will happen very soon? No one believes that the current government will keep the situation under control!
            If you don’t hold the situation yourself, then the GDP, having put things in order in chaos, will not give power back to BP and the president of Ukraine will not (he will find a way, the same Yanukovych will proclaim _ All to referenda ...)! Referenda will be initiated and ...
            Remember the referendum of the 91st year?
            According to its results, only 6 subjects did not want to stay in the union state. Then it did not help, but the situation is different now.
            1. +45
              17 March 2014 15: 38
              Quote: Cynic
              but the tank in the household thing and

              I’m an artilleryman, and with all desire, I will not seize Geocint.
              Quote: Cynic
              More recently, who could have thought of SUCH in Ukraine?

              who knew that Yanukovych would turn out to be a rag. but I won’t go to fight for the egg and Yarosh.
              1. +6
                17 March 2014 18: 20
                Respect and respect for a normal person good
              2. +4
                17 March 2014 19: 19
                Quote: Kars
                who knew that Yanukovych would be a rag

                Yes, Mr. N and D and he put it on the people ((they are all of the same kind, both current and past. I join Alexander Romanov, - hold on!
                1. 0leg-747
                  0
                  19 March 2014 00: 08
                  The picture symbolizes the future of glad, the rabbit's ears are no longer visible.
              3. 0
                17 March 2014 21: 49
                here are the words of a person who actually sees the situation .. Damn with him, with Hyacinth, but the machine gun in the attic should be standing at the present time ..
                1. +2
                  17 March 2014 23: 34
                  after the third deep tightening, having dispersed my whole dream, I hook the grenades to the suspenders, with a machine gun I go to the balcony.
                2. 0
                  17 March 2014 23: 34
                  after the third deep tightening, having dispersed my whole dream, I hook the grenades to the suspenders, with a machine gun I go to the balcony.
              4. +1
                17 March 2014 23: 15
                And I'm not hunting for red and black banners.
              5. ran nearby
                +3
                18 March 2014 00: 19
                So "and my brother says - I will not go" (c)
                I’m not going to, and to hell with what our draft board will call for, because I gave the oath to the USSR.
                from take.
                Well and after :), the current situation in Ukraine:
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1to1GbNlnnE
              6. purjen
                -1
                19 March 2014 00: 42
                Will you go for a family?
            2. +1
              17 March 2014 22: 31
              Even I do not remember this! 73% in the USSR were in favor of preserving the Union.! hi
              1. +1
                17 March 2014 23: 21
                Not .. not everything. whereas now many people have been stupefied with a fairy tale about a sweet life and partnerships. Alas, as always .. .. I would know how it would turn out but alas ..
          5. 0
            17 March 2014 23: 11
            Alas, they will have to go differently in martial law, a kaput for desertion and there a man with a gun will reconcile everyone left and right. There would be a unity of purpose which I do not see ..
          6. 0
            18 March 2014 03: 09
            Respect and respect! not about - on the basis of merit.
            I sincerely wish STABILIZATION in the country. And a little blood. No civil war.
          7. 0
            18 March 2014 11: 59
            Quote: Kars
            Do you need her?
            I will not mobilize, I will not go.

            Well, thank God, the wrong people seized power. For them to fight just ashamed.
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      2. +10
        17 March 2014 13: 52
        Quote: Kars
        Kars

        Kars, brother, something rarely began to come in. Like that, hold on brother -Russian do not leave their drinks
      3. scarabey
        +12
        17 March 2014 15: 28
        The courage of the people of Donbas is greatly respected!
      4. +4
        17 March 2014 16: 47
        but in my opinion it's civilians ran into tanks)) good
      5. M. Peter
        +1
        18 March 2014 17: 27
        Russians are coming...

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    6. +27
      17 March 2014 13: 49
      I even got binoculars. We saw the Russians, they also walk along the embankments there, and their warships are on the roadstead and from there their sailors looked at us. In a single rush, with the whole class, we showed them the middle finger and shouted out Victoria Nuland's favorite word! Only in this way can we demonstrate to them that we are a civilized and cultural people. We want peace and harmony! They wave their hands in response and grind their teeth, sort of like smiling. I don’t know what all this means, but Russians always have everything bad. From them there is only one evil. And so, just in case, we hid in a trench and prayed to Barack Abama. (* Again, I spit on the portrait of Putin.) You know what surprises me, Dmitro! My language is Ukrainian, but when these damned shout something to us in response, do I have the feeling that I understand them? ! Why do you think this is? Maybe I'm sick? And so I'm fine. Now I will roll a piece of paper with a tube and attach it to a dove. If he has time to fly away, then you read, but give me the news. Your friend Mikola-- Kuzya Domovaya
      1. purjen
        0
        19 March 2014 00: 49
        I agree with you friend
    7. +5
      17 March 2014 13: 56
      Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too laughing
      1. +73
        17 March 2014 14: 03
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too

        they are no longer funny ..
        1. +1
          17 March 2014 14: 13
          Quote: Denis
          they are no longer funny ..


          good good drinks
        2. scarabey
          +6
          17 March 2014 15: 16
          Yeah ... For America, this is a paradox ... They don’t fit in their heads ...
        3. Venya Diesel
          +1
          18 March 2014 13: 20
          from read yesterday:
          "America will never understand why Russia needs Crimea, because there is no oil there?"

          winked
          1. +1
            18 March 2014 16: 03
            Quote: Venya Diesel
            because there de no oil

            There is gas, and not a little. South Stream is more convenient to pull there _
            THIS IS TO UNDERSTANDING WAS DULL.
            Russian enough fact _
            THERE RUSSIAN SPIRIT ... THERE RUSSIA Smell !
          2. +1
            18 March 2014 20: 27
            You laugh, and knowing how my nephew gave the same pearl yesterday ... I’m 24 tribe and he lives in Kiev ...
            1. 0
              18 March 2014 21: 00
              Quote: pilot8878
              my nephew issued the same pearl yesterday

              Enlightenment comes through the realization of humiliation.
              Judging by his words, the young man clearly learned _ To buy cheaper, to sell more expensive.
              Life may not be enough to realize that buying cheap, you still overpay, and selling at a higher price, you still get less.
              By definition, _ nothing human is being sold or bought. These are just fakes.
          3. +2
            23 March 2014 12: 15
            For an American to TAKE ONLY means to communize something. wassat
        4. NICKb
          +1
          22 March 2014 11: 42
          Taking Crimea is EXPENSIVE. All the invaders who came there could tell about this. But "take" him without firing one shot - what does Aunt Tsilya say in Odessa on this occasion? Don't tell my slippers? Or what is it?
      2. Tumbleweed
        +2
        17 March 2014 14: 04
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone translate and submit this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else

        Bugaga, for this with both hands and two legs ... wassat
      3. +25
        17 March 2014 14: 06
        Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ... Man!
        1. +1
          17 March 2014 14: 32
          AND!!!! That's why she drooled !!!!! Getting ready! fellow
        2. Rusin Dima
          +2
          17 March 2014 14: 50
          So I laughed, beauty
        3. +12
          17 March 2014 16: 38
          Russia has its own blessed way! And in the wild anger the West will soon begin to bite itself!
        4. +9
          17 March 2014 19: 20
          Quote: Denis
          Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ...

          And the aunt, most likely, is a local wright (if you translate this into Russian - who does not know yet - it will be "mad pi ... yes". No kidding.)
          This rotten tendency to push mentally ill people (including sex deviants) into power structures has been observed in the USA for more than a decade.
          For good it does not lead them
          1. +1
            18 March 2014 01: 42
            Quote: kosopuz
            This rotten tendency is to push mentally unhealthy people into power structures

            So otozh to the middle of Nenets Ukraine and shy.
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            3. 0
              22 March 2014 15: 17
              her on gilyaka - a fascist reptile ...
              Cancer cell on the body of Ukraine.
            4. +2
              23 March 2014 12: 10
              An error in the last word - the extra two first letters and "T" should be replaced with "D". bully
          2. +1
            18 March 2014 04: 51
            Quote: kosopuz
            puska wright (if you translate this into Russian - whoever does not know yet - it will be "mad pi ... yes". No kidding.)

            Actually, not furious, but rebellious, or violent, somehow.
            1. philip
              +1
              18 March 2014 04: 56
              I wonder if it’s possible to translate into an angry 3,14zdes angry.
              1. 0
                18 March 2014 20: 29
                You can: The end, russian here !!!
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          3. 0
            18 March 2014 12: 30
            So known is the tolerance of this nation of homosexuals.
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        6. +2
          17 March 2014 20: 02
          dialogue:
          -I want to have se ... with you, Vitalii!
          “Uh, not at all, Sam.” Be patient a little, now I will quickly veto it and come to me, I have a bottle of a wonderful Crimean Madeira.
        7. +2
          17 March 2014 21: 01
          Quote: Denis
          Vitaly Churkin works beautifully ... Man!




          In particular, it was said that Russia “does not have the right to forget that it is not the winner, but the defeated” and “Moscow’s behavior is outrageous because Moscow, blackmailing the United States with nuclear weapons, humiliates America”, in response to which Vitaly Ivanovich, taking dangerously close lady by the elbow, gently pushed her aside, asking "not to spit." After that, gentlemen, the permanent representatives, who had rushed to look at the scandal, neighed like horses, and Mrs. Power was dragged by referents, despite the fact that she actively resisted.
          1. +3
            17 March 2014 21: 07
            continuation of the topic
          2. 0
            18 March 2014 00: 16
            I want to want to want Russian Russian Russian! and how does this fallen woman know our songs ???
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      4. philip
        +11
        17 March 2014 14: 18
        Uh, they don’t understand our humor, they have a funny cake in their faces.
      5. brownie
        +2
        17 March 2014 18: 13
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone, translate and send this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else. So here we are, as the sole persons themselves laugh, let them giggle too laughing

        And will they understand Odessa humor? They also have to send the interpreter. smile
        1. yur
          yur
          +1
          17 March 2014 21: 18
          Quote: little house
          And will they understand Odessa humor? They also have to send the interpreter.
          Well, we have plenty of "interpreters" in Ryazan, Pskov and in many other garrisons.
          1. +2
            23 March 2014 12: 04
            Especially in Chukotka. They laugh without a break for breakfast, lunch and dinner. bully
      6. 0
        18 March 2014 03: 19
        To feel all this humor you have to be very Russian (Odessa, Jewish, Greek, etc.). When transferring all the salt will go away ...
        1. Varok
          0
          19 March 2014 00: 52
          Uni of that level remained at the level of 39
      7. 0
        18 March 2014 04: 41
        THEY AND WITHOUT TRANSFER QUIETLY OFFESE (OR O3,14WAY) laughing
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      9. 0
        18 March 2014 21: 06
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Someone translate and submit this article to Obama, Merkel and everyone else

        In the homeland of Frau Merkel, the Germans even staged a demonstration ...

        1. Lyuba1965_01
          0
          20 March 2014 21: 37
          Cool! And truthfully.
        2. +2
          23 March 2014 12: 01
          It seems that it’s not the baseboard, but the foundation that I smell bully
      10. 0
        19 March 2014 20: 05
        Translating into German is not difficult, but the guys will not understand the primordially subtle Odessa humor! hi
    8. +21
      17 March 2014 15: 46
      1. +1
        17 March 2014 20: 06
        He just decided to get over
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    10. Stalker
      +5
      17 March 2014 18: 18
      Respect to the author and All-Russian respect !!! The manner of Odessites is insinuating and accessible right up to the livers in their folklore dialect to explain everything popularly always aroused respect and a kind smile in the USSR !!! With pleasure I watched the film "Liquidation" again with pleasure! drinks good laughing
    11. +1
      17 March 2014 20: 31
      Writing Obama is too much honor !!
    12. +2
      17 March 2014 20: 39
      Quote: Unknown
      Beauties, GUYS!

      For a long time I did not laugh ...! Thank you Odessa! So you live like I laughed !!! good
    13. spring spring
      +1
      17 March 2014 20: 50
      The article is awesome! fellow Just a class !!! good
    14. +1
      17 March 2014 22: 17
      As one Odessa citizen said, if I overwhelm there, then I don’t necessarily love Europe.
    15. Sevastopol
      +1
      17 March 2014 22: 34
      Moscow. March 17. INTERFAX.RU - Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a decree recognizing the Republic of Crimea as a sovereign and independent state, the presidential press service said.

      "Taking into account the expression of the will of the peoples of Crimea at the all-Crimean referendum held on March 16, 2014, recognize the Republic of Crimea, in which the city of Sevastopol has a special status, as a sovereign and independent state. This decree comes into force from the date of its signing," the text of the decree says ...


      See the original material at http://www.interfax.ru/365307
      1. Alexey K.
        +2
        18 March 2014 01: 02
        Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a decree recognizing the Republic of Crimea as a sovereign and independent state.
    16. -1
      17 March 2014 22: 50
      Full respect.
    17. 0
      17 March 2014 23: 50
      Taki YES)))))
    18. 0
      18 March 2014 01: 00
      And still not Senya, but Slam. His grandfather did something with the Talmud, and he became unreadable by real Jews. So Slam return to the ass to the Talmud and continue the work of grandfather.
    19. +1
      18 March 2014 10: 51
      Not for nothing Odessa is called the capital of humor!
    20. Maksim.
      0
      18 March 2014 11: 56
      Not a word, with humor, just great. I’ll go and leave the link in the contact.
    21. +1
      18 March 2014 23: 19
      "Yak, the Poles came, everything was fucking shitty, and when Khlib came to the table," they forgot who is who.
    22. MirVlad
      0
      20 March 2014 13: 37
      I can add ... WISE PEOPLE!
    23. 0
      21 March 2014 10: 44
      Article +
      The six European states will fully comply with the orders of the Washington Regional Committee. Sixes cannot do otherwise. But Mr. Obama is clearly overplayed. About this, even in the states, compatriots speak in plain text! Cynicism and hypocrisy have gone beyond all permissible limits. am
  2. +16
    17 March 2014 12: 35
    Ah, well done! Have fun from the heart!
  3. +19
    17 March 2014 12: 35
    So smart Aunt Tsilya!
    1. +16
      17 March 2014 13: 01
      yeah especially liked:
      Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.
      1. +53
        17 March 2014 13: 19
        Quote: velikoros-xnumx
        Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.

        Ukrainian nationalists have assigned the status of "non-citizens" to the Russian population of Ukraine. They did not argue, just the place where they live received the status "not Ukraine".

        If Russia recognizes Crimea’s autonomy, the West threatens with brutal sanctions: they will buy gas and oil, but with disgust!
        1. vl.kiyan5019
          +4
          17 March 2014 14: 00
          The most interesting thing is that since the 40s, Ukrainian nationalists have been considered subhuman.
        2. +8
          17 March 2014 17: 43
          West threatens atrocious sanctions
          My 6-year-old grandson complains to me that his neighbor boy has hurt him. I say to him: "Why didn't you give him change?", And he answers me: "I have no money."
          So something tells me that Russia has something to give change on all kinds of sanctions.
        3. 0
          21 March 2014 10: 47
          Quote: ele1285
          Ukrainian nationalists have assigned the status of "non-citizens" to the Russian population of Ukraine. They did not argue, just the place where they live received the status "not Ukraine".

          If Russia recognizes Crimea’s autonomy, the West threatens with brutal sanctions: they will buy gas and oil, but with disgust!

          Tough, right and from the heart! laughing good
      2. +10
        17 March 2014 13: 36
        Quote: velikoros-xnumx
        yeah especially liked:
        Take yourself Lviv, and you will have a song throughout Ukraine.


        Add:
        And what kind of "music" will start all over Poland ... It's just a song ... So that they live like this ...
  4. +21
    17 March 2014 12: 35
    Respect of Odessa. With their characteristic humor they tell the bare truth
  5. +41
    17 March 2014 12: 35
    Dialogue is the key to understanding.
    1. +9
      17 March 2014 12: 52
      On the bottom, straight doves, and nothing more! laughing
      1. ded10041948
        +8
        17 March 2014 14: 14
        Wedding photo, newlyweds.
        On the top: Court decision: "Divorce and maiden name!"
        1. Venya Diesel
          0
          18 March 2014 14: 26
          Well, why did you all declassify everything! laughing
    2. +8
      17 March 2014 14: 44
      Senya Yaytsenyukh)))))))))))))))))))))))))) !!!!!!!!
      1. +3
        17 March 2014 14: 57
        Quote: ajhevxfyby
        Senya Yaytsenyukh)))))))))))))))))))))))))) !!!!!!!!

        Ah ha ha ha !!! Really, I almost fell under the table.
        laughing
  6. +17
    17 March 2014 12: 35
    Don't you have enough sex in life? Then ask for kefir ...
    ---
    need to remember, neighing from the heart)))
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  8. +67
    17 March 2014 12: 39
    Well done, gathered, wrote. Not in the first smile
  9. +9
    17 March 2014 12: 40
    It is necessary to write more at the UN.
    1. +16
      17 March 2014 13: 40
      I have a live report here laughing wassat
      1. Jogan-xnumx
        +3
        18 March 2014 01: 41
        Quote: Strezhevchanin
        I have a live report here

        Sorry, buddy, but either you yourself didn’t look at it, or you looked like a goat on a poster. fool To comprehend the subtitles, the potential of convolutions was not enough. hi
  10. +26
    17 March 2014 12: 40
    I'm afraid Obama and the company will completely tear off the roof from the Odessa syllable wassat
    1. upasika1918
      +3
      17 March 2014 13: 25
      No, the evolutionary product of this can not happen.
  11. +6
    17 March 2014 12: 40
    Yes, laughter through tears ...
  12. kelevra
    +15
    17 March 2014 12: 42
    And now this letter through diplomatic ways, it would be nice to deliver to those about whom it is written here.
  13. +15
    17 March 2014 12: 42
    I love Odessa humor.
  14. +43
    17 March 2014 12: 43
    Odessa, it's too late already, go home! ))))) Mom Russia.
  15. Chemicalin23
    +13
    17 March 2014 12: 44
    Respect to the author! Laughed heartily good
  16. Jogan-xnumx
    +26
    17 March 2014 12: 46
    Well done, Odessa !!! good Now chase the Hetman Sagaidachny home to Sevastopol, Schaub Banderlog did not play the fool of the sea power and the people did not laugh with their Navy ...
  17. +7
    17 March 2014 12: 47
    Good geopolitical analysis, RESPECT!
  18. +31
    17 March 2014 12: 47
    Smartly good
    At work, the movement for the nomination of Aunt Tsili's grandmother is expanding; she was healthy hi EU High Commissioner ... there will be much more order ... especially if you give Olandu in the face. drinks
  19. +12
    17 March 2014 12: 49
    And Mr. Basescu

    Right now we’ll beat and I won’t let you cry ...
    good this is very much said laughing
  20. +59
    17 March 2014 12: 52
    Taki say for Frau and Abama
    And Cameron may remember Cameron
    In short, SHA !, calmly gentlemen and ladies
    No more sniffing ephedron
    And Shaw for us, then Sarah showed me
    Shaw Kiev did not come to our power
    Well, I washed clothes yesterday
    Let the hei get pumped hard
    And for Odessa, everyone will tell you
    Although the talk here is completely different
    Where Duke and Richelieu support citizens
    Any way there with Moscow

    major 17 / 03 / 2014
    1. +3
      17 March 2014 12: 53
      Beautiful Odessa syllable! drinks
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    3. +17
      17 March 2014 13: 11
      I apologize, in the line "Where Duke and Richelieu will support citizens" please read "Where is Duke де Richelieu will support the citizens. ”Hastened. feel hi
  21. +2
    17 March 2014 12: 53
    Thanks for the morning positive. He smiled very widely.
    Plus
  22. +110
    17 March 2014 12: 53
    Now we can summarize the Maidan:
    1. +3
      17 March 2014 17: 18
      Oh, I beg you, you are right, they have become so rich, God forbid hi
    2. +2
      23 March 2014 11: 56
      And under the black flags amicably - migrant workers to Europe. fellow
  23. ed65b
    +9
    17 March 2014 12: 54
    for reposting on dill sites. A plus laughing
  24. +7
    17 March 2014 12: 55
    laughing Ahhhh fell under the table
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  26. +25
    17 March 2014 12: 57
    Oh, this unique and colorful Odessa style and humor ...
    It is a pity, but for foreigners it is completely incomprehensible. Patterned people.
    Well, to hell with them ... The main thing - we laugh.
    Odessa, go to Russia! Together more fun.
    To the author - offset!
  27. +14
    17 March 2014 12: 57
    If we joke, it’s not so bad. Odessans are handsome. He laughed heartily. Tete Zile 5+
  28. +9
    17 March 2014 12: 58
    You did so bad, they didn’t immediately send a pistol to everyone. Well, while they were reading, they would shoot three times so ... ..! good
  29. +9
    17 March 2014 12: 59
    Heh, Odessa - mom in her element. Bravo (it will be necessary to review the liquidation, the dialect reminded).
  30. +13
    17 March 2014 12: 59
    I learn the humor of the inhabitants of Odessa, it is a pity that Western clowns will not read these lines, and the mentality is not enough for them to understand. I hope that Odessa will be in the same country after Crimea with us.
    1. +1
      17 March 2014 17: 19
      Exactly, try to translate the word "missed" into at least some language hi
      1. +2
        23 March 2014 11: 52
        Or - EXCITED. bully
  31. +7
    17 March 2014 13: 00
    The land of Odessa is not impoverished by talents.
    The case of Mikhal Mikhalych lives and thrives ;-)
    1. Cheloveck
      +1
      17 March 2014 14: 57
      Quote: gandalf
      The case of Mikhal Mikhalych lives and thrives ;-)

      Taki, Monya supports maydaunov ...
    2. +2
      17 March 2014 17: 21
      Although he himself was a little bit of a sale, and I with him the same Water ended up what
  32. +9
    17 March 2014 13: 00
    Rzhachnye letters, even if someone had rolled a letter, he infuriates me, how Lavrov endures him, probably he just treats them as a doctor of a psychiatric hospital for his patients.
  33. +4
    17 March 2014 13: 01
    Neighing test! I love Odessa humor !!!))))

    but the frame of letters does not need ... anyway, they will not read them to him ...
    Odessa miscalculated ... a box of bananas - this is an argument! two is better! smile

    ... but I did not understand why instead of the red flag I have a blue-enemy, causing reflex spasms? ... sabotage !!!)))))
  34. Gorec79
    +4
    17 March 2014 13: 01
    still not in the eyebrow, but in the eye. kefir to them all. with dust. or with castor oil.
    1. +3
      17 March 2014 13: 13
      Quote: Gorec79
      kefir to them all. with dust. or with castor oil.

      No, an enema. Seven-Northern. With ski and gramophone needles laughing

      PS: Damn, a text filter even a word SKIDIDAP does not miss laughing
      1. 0
        18 March 2014 04: 48
        "WITH DUST ..." You are a cruel person, after all, first kill nun, and then give dust wassat
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    3. +1
      17 March 2014 23: 46
      nor a simple enema half a bucket of skia with gramophone needles
    4. 0
      17 March 2014 23: 46
      nor a simple enema half a bucket of skia with gramophone needles
  35. +6
    17 March 2014 13: 03
    I really liked the letters! Share with friends in social. networks.

    We demand the continuation of letters. good
  36. +10
    17 March 2014 13: 04
    laughing
    Mr. Obama, if you were put on a Ukrainian retirement, you would remember your ancestors, those who were not yet African-American, but were simply blacks.
    good
    I laughed heartily. If, as it is written in the letter, the majority of southeastern Ukrainians think, then soon our Southeast will be. And there, you look, and the rest of Ukraine will catch up in parts. The main thing is that a start has been made! The most important first step has been taken!
    1. +3
      17 March 2014 14: 51
      Quote: Svetlana
      And there, you look, and the rest of Ukraine will catch up in parts.

      No, no, I don’t have to! The sarcophagus would be moved to Lviv ... hi
  37. +2
    17 March 2014 13: 04
    laughing laughing laughing
    neighing perfumes
  38. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 05
    Thank you for an even better mood in the morning.
  39. +2
    17 March 2014 13: 05
    Quote: Al_lexx
    On the bottom, straight doves, and nothing more! laughing

    Screaming sidekick! Kerry is a good guy.
  40. +9
    17 March 2014 13: 06
    Quote: AlexGS
    I'm afraid Obama and the company will completely tear off the roof from the Odessa syllable wassat


    I'm afraid the CIA will mobilize all its residents to find out - "who is this grandmother-aunt Tsilya already? An FSB agent or a gray cardinal Putin" laughing
  41. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 07
    Quote: ZU-23
    Rzhachnye letters

    Maybe I didn’t see, but
    Will there be sanctions against treacherous Russia or not? At Deribasovskaya waiting!
    laughing
    1. 0leg-747
      0
      19 March 2014 00: 01
      Sanctions have already been published. Horror!!! belay In Parliament, navels were torn from laughter laughing
  42. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 08
    Brothers author is just a Lighter !!! Thank you so much for your everything !!! :-)
  43. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 09
    Tse sho for a mineral? .. (from the Ukrainian military joke). Aunt Tsilya - the last degree of threat (intimidation) can dispel the created situation
  44. karpov888
    +3
    17 March 2014 13: 11
    Odessa-mom lights!
  45. silver-7410
    +4
    17 March 2014 13: 11
    Although the text never once contains the term "swallow", nevertheless, the most experienced cipher ciphers of the addressees will puzzle over the meaning of the letter ... laughing Especially Aunt Tsilya is stumped, who is this and in what rank, if he knows everything ?! belay
    1. +2
      23 March 2014 11: 47
      Yes, especially English speakers. what
  46. polkownik1
    +38
    17 March 2014 13: 15
    "Izya, what is it like there in the Crimea?"
    "This is a madhouse, Senya! The Russians blockaded the Ukrainian military unit and shout - Surrender! -
    And from behind the fence they are shouting: The Russians are not surrendering! "
    1. Venya Diesel
      0
      18 March 2014 14: 39
      aha, and in response to this statement, those who blocked the military unit again shout: "The Russians do not abandon their own!" lol
  47. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 17
    I looked at the picture and saw that the Ukrainian trident is somewhat reminiscent of a genecological mirror. The same without which abortion does not. laughing
  48. Gagarin
    +11
    17 March 2014 13: 17
    Crimea - the account is open!
    Who is next?!
    1. +7
      17 March 2014 17: 22
      I beg you, you don’t understand hi
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  50. +5
    17 March 2014 13: 20
    I really liked the letter! Class! Odessa humor.
  51. Siberian
    0
    17 March 2014 13: 21
    super cool humor
  52. Rescuer
    +13
    17 March 2014 13: 24
    Yesterday there was a rally in Odessa on the Kulikovo Field. At the 4th minute I’m walking with the St. Andrew’s flag...





    1. 0
      17 March 2014 14: 04
      I respect you, but I remind you that they are waiting for you at home, do not linger
    2. 0
      17 March 2014 14: 04
      I respect you, but I remind you that they are waiting for you at home, do not linger
  53. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 25
    Funny, poignant. But I urge respected members of the forum to reality. Yes, we can pile on the zvizdyuls, but we don’t have enough soldiers or officers. I know what I’m writing. As a result of the reforms of the last 20 years, the majority of young people are not wants to fight for Russia. To say yes, but no more. Of course, one cannot generalize, but it is a fact. soldier
    1. +2
      17 March 2014 14: 44
      Quote: Altor86
      As a result of the reforms of the last 20 years, the majority of young people do not want to fight for Russia.

      By and large, you HAVE to fight for your homeland!
      And as for those who don’t want to, they don’t want to fight AT ALL, they themselves, personal pacifists, so to speak, don’t understand_
  54. Kodar 75
    +7
    17 March 2014 13: 27
    After this message the conclusion is drawn
    1. 0
      21 March 2014 20: 55
      The main thing in this pair, when you wipe it, is not to drive the NATO compass rose into your ass, there are too many “bacils” of all kinds in it.
  55. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 27
    If you don’t want to be clowns in our eyes, then don’t hang out with them, and especially don’t give them money, this circus is not worth it!! laughing
  56. +2
    17 March 2014 13: 27
    Excellent Stepan Bulbenko, he laughed heartily, I especially liked Comrade Tsili’s look at the events. Good luck to you. drinks
  57. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 29
    I wish Odessa residents to reinforce their humor with Crimean affairs.
  58. +2
    17 March 2014 13: 29
    I won't tell you for everyone, but I did drop my butt off the stool. laughing .
  59. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 30
    ))) this is 5 with mega pluses, but I laughed heartily))) but unfortunately, the English and Gay European languages ​​will not be able to fully convey the entire play on words and meaning of the Odesites.. (But the main thing is to try and send it to them.)
  60. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 30
    Cool! Zhvanetsky is resting!
  61. MTenisov
    +3
    17 March 2014 13: 32
    Odessa to the capital of the new Ukraine! ))
    1. brownie
      0
      17 March 2014 18: 21
      Quote: MTenisov
      Odessa to the capital of the new Ukraine! ))

      No, Odessa is the capital of humor. It's more honorable smile
  62. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 32
    Such a positive article laughing
  63. Arh
    0
    17 March 2014 13: 33
    Lately I've been laughing at these comments, let them continue to amuse and make the USA and the EU look like clowns! Laughing out loud laughing fool wassat )))))))
  64. Rescuer
    +5
    17 March 2014 13: 35
    The voice broke with the brothers and they shouted with gusto...

    The right sector is impaled so that Bandera will cry.

    Odessa, be brave, kick the junta in the neck.

    Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, together we are Holy Rus'.

    Odessa - Crimea, together.

    Odessa Russian city.
    etc.

    On Ukrainian channels they say that there were 300 people. Crooked media... Smiles.
  65. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 37
    If you send this letter to Obama, he will not only turn gray, but also begin to go bald.
    1. +2
      17 March 2014 13: 50
      Quote: sv-georgij
      If you send this letter to Obama, he will not only turn gray, but also begin to go bald.

      And if Eggsniff reads this letter, his hair will grow even where there is none. Well, where in general there would be no need...
  66. +10
    17 March 2014 13: 38
    Odissites - well done
    - Tell me, please, where did you make your suit?
    - In Paris.
    - Is it far from Odessa?
    - This is 10 thousand kilometers.
    - Look, it’s such a wilderness, and how they sew!
  67. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 42
    Quote: silver-7410
    Especially Aunt Tsilya is stumped, who is this and in what rank, if he knows everything ?!

    This is no less than a general for sure! bully
    1. 0
      17 March 2014 14: 33
      Most likely the Generalissimo of all Deribasovskaya and Moldavanka!!!
  68. Dreamer
    +2
    17 March 2014 13: 43
    Thank you, pleased. laughing
  69. GRune
    +2
    17 March 2014 13: 43
    I almost cried with laughter!!! good laughing
  70. +3
    17 March 2014 13: 44
    Eh, Odessa! As O. Bender said, “Paradise Valley. It’s nice to rob such cities early in the morning, when the sun is not yet shining. You get less tired.”
    The time has come to finally declare itself a free city.
  71. +2
    17 March 2014 13: 46
    Masterpiece!!!! good
    Low bow to the author!
    Urgently distribute this letter in 1 copies and bombard Kyiv with them! And to throw it into the Rada - definitely!
  72. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 48
    Thank you, it made me laugh!!! laughing
  73. maxim polukedoff
    0
    17 March 2014 13: 50
    big respect to Odessa!!!
  74. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 51
    <<<In a word, if you don’t want them to laugh at you, do it so that the bandits in Kyiv don’t make you clowns...>>>
    Only an extremely arrogant idiot in the West could come up with the idea of ​​preparing and using Bandera’s Nazis for an anti-Russian coup in Ukraine, which, practically, had already been surrendered to him by the oligarchs and corrupt officials, and thereby awaken the Great Russian self-awareness of the South-East of Ukraine and Russia itself! And now all these gentlemen gamemocrats are up to their ears in shit and don’t know how to get out of it, they are pitifully squealing about some kind of sanctions! But they were warned not to test the patience of the Russian BEAR - he is silent for a long time, but when they “get him”, he deals quickly and decisively!
  75. wax
    +1
    17 March 2014 13: 52
    Turchinov was preoccupied and frightened by the letter from Odessa.
    http://warfiles.ru/show-50392-turchinov-podpisal-ukaz-ob-obyavlenii-voennogo-pol
    ozheniya-i-chastichnoy-mobilizacii-v-armiyu.html
  76. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 55
    All day positive good
  77. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 57
    Quote: kmike
    Excellent Stepan Bulbenko, he laughed heartily, I especially liked the look at Comrade Tsili’s events.

    I would also like to know what Khaya Solomonovna and Fima Rosenblat think about this...
  78. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 59
    Thanks to the author, it lifted my spirits. Don’t pay attention to Saraya Obaba’s difficult childhood and lack of vitamins. You'll be a touchy banana here, teased, and all sorts of former figure skaters publish. We lost all fear.
    PS The society is waiting for the continuation.
  79. 0
    17 March 2014 13: 59
    Quote: ele1285
    If Russia recognizes Crimea’s autonomy, the West threatens with brutal sanctions: they will buy gas and oil, but with disgust!

    Aw beautiful))))
  80. +1
    17 March 2014 13: 59
    Vivat Odessa!
  81. +32
    17 March 2014 14: 00
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/971/vweh52.jpg
  82. +4
    17 March 2014 14: 00
    But it’s interesting to ask how Senya managed to exchange Scythian gold for dry rations.
  83. +1
    17 March 2014 14: 11
    Quote: Stiletto
    Odessa, it's too late already, go home! ))))) Mom Russia.

    Let the Romanians wipe themselves off.
  84. +1
    17 March 2014 14: 11
    I wonder if it was actually sent to the recipients? I don’t even dream of looking at the reaction :)
  85. +3
    17 March 2014 14: 13
    Great. I wonder who is downvoting.
  86. Chemicalin23
    +3
    17 March 2014 14: 15
    A big request from all forum members to the author: we are waiting for a continuation, it would be nice even a series of such articles! This is a positive for the whole day!!! Thank you!!!
  87. +1
    17 March 2014 14: 21
    Odessa is the most cheerful city, Kyiv is not laughing now, but in Russia they will appreciate
  88. +2
    17 March 2014 14: 21
    We need Odessa with its sparkling humor!!! Maybe it’s time to hold another referendum in the entire south-east of Ukraine?! So if we listen to threats from our Western “partners” for everything at once, otherwise they will soon run out of vocabulary, I feel sorry for them.
  89. shyler
    +1
    17 March 2014 14: 21
    If it's a bastard, then I apologize!
    1. Chemicalin23
      +1
      17 March 2014 14: 27
      Finally, they are going crazy there, children are already being forced to write “menacing” articles and scare Russia.
    2. ded10041948
      +1
      17 March 2014 14: 42
      Question to the writer (not shyier!): Did they teach you how to read, but how to think? Where did they copy all this nonsense from? By the way, there is also something written on the fence, it is not recommended to check it, there may be a carnation there!
    3. +1
      17 March 2014 16: 41
      wassat wassat fool
      Wow...Thank you! hi Neighing from the heart !!
  90. +2
    17 March 2014 14: 24
    ..."CRIMEA IS OUR, UKRAINE IS OUR, THE WHOLE WORLD IS OUR, ONE RUSSIA IS AN OCCUPANT, BUT SOON WILL BE OURS...SEEKING" (makain rat)
    1. 0
      17 March 2014 14: 36
      ... "Monsieur Philippe asks:
      - Madam Tokarczuk, do we have any good bombs? -
      - Yes, my God!
      (from the film "Intervention"
    2. ded10041948
      0
      17 March 2014 14: 51
      Don't insult the rats by comparing yourself to this skunk! Rats all over the world honestly lay their bellies on the altar of science! These are kind and sensitive animals.
  91. 0
    17 March 2014 14: 34
    I'm still annoyed by the little guys in camouflage from Donetsk. They jumped out, ran, and fought. Maybe it's time to bring them down? I mean go home. What kind of tricks? Bury the pancake and fertilize the land. How long can you play by their rules? Let them play according to ours.
  92. 0
    17 March 2014 14: 40
    Quote: shyler
    If it's a bastard, then I apologize!


    ahahaha))) such trash yahz)) at first the warriors of Narnia can’t be fucking erased, but now this....ahaha))) even now I’m glad that they weren’t euthanized in the maternity hospital, at least you can laugh)))
  93. 0
    17 March 2014 14: 40
    Odessa flavor in Russian writing.
  94. 0
    17 March 2014 14: 51
    Aunt Tsilya rules. All the intelligence services of the “world community” will be knocked off their feet to find out what kind of character this is.
  95. stroporez
    0
    17 March 2014 14: 53
    I LOVE ODESSA SO MUCH...............
  96. 0
    17 March 2014 14: 57
    Odessa, as always, clearly and tastefully
  97. ded10041948
    0
    17 March 2014 15: 09
    Odessa is Odessa! My mood was lifted despite the fact that I had to remove my own body from under the table. Guys, give me some warning next time. I can at least drag the chair to the computer, otherwise I’ll fall out of the chair! The author has a thousand pluses (they don’t let more than one pass!), but the question is: Which pro-Maidan ... put minuses? Judas, respond, show yourself. The country must know its “heroes”!
  98. scarabey
    0
    17 March 2014 15: 11
    Very accurate and witty! good
  99. 0
    17 March 2014 15: 11
    Well done Odessa good , keep it up - a worthy answer with a touch of humor!
  100. 0
    17 March 2014 15: 13
    Yes, Odessa is a hero city and the capital of humor in the USSR.