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“Our Yulia” is an unsinkable political ... Who or what?

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“Our Yulia” is an unsinkable political ... Who or what?



“Comrade Yulia, you are a great scientist who knows a lot about Shevchenko,” so can all the fans of Yulia Tymoshenko and the talent of the Ukrainian poet Taras Shevchenko, whose 200 anniversary of 9 in March of this year was marred by the Ukrainian-Russian confrontation around the Crimea, can already sing. But it didn’t prevent Yulia Vladimirovna from writing a long way from the German one — Taras Grigoryevich personally. And to enlighten Kobzar, who, as we know, himself studied military affairs in the present way 10 for years in the royal army, about the modern outfit of law enforcement officers. At all.

... And in particular - specializing in the dispersal of demonstrations during all the "color revolutions" there. “You,” writes Yulia Vladimirovna Taras Grigorievich, “of course, did not know, and could not know what a sniper's sight is, what a noise-noise grenade or a water cannon is. But still - in those tragic and great days, and you were there. On the streets, on the grounds and squares. You inspired the nation to fight, to fight evil and darkness. We paid a big price for this victory. Hundreds of sons from the Heavenly hundreds went to eternity, fell in the struggle for independence and freedom. I want to believe that somewhere there they are with you now! ... Today, on this glorious spring day of the 200 anniversary from the day you were born, we can say: we have done your will, we have done your Witch! For years, with silent reproach, you looked at us from the pedestals. For many years the nation went to your stone incarnations to lament and complain about a bad fate. ”

Why should a dead Kobzar know this, who, although he hated kings, nevertheless specialized in poems, drawings and - in recent years - alcohol, it becomes clear from the whole short post-life life of Tymoshenko, who all this time painfully pondered over two main questions - “What happened? "and, of course," What to do? ".

The fact is that it was all noticed, tearing off the crippled spine from the orthopedic mattress in the Kharkov hospital of railway workers, Tymoshenko immediately rushed not even to her mother, who, as it turned out later, had her legs refused but to the Maidan. The revolution - its true element - was more important than both its own and maternal senile ailments. Straight in a wheelchair, stout and aged, with a blond braid, visually poorly tied with the rest of the brown hair on her head, the prisoner of conscience who received freedom revealed herself to the Maidan and tearfully and revolutionary lamented the inevitable victory in general and over Viktor Yanukovych in particular. And the Maidan listened and ... did not fall into ecstasy, as happened before.

Of course, it gave way to a sharp pain. And not so much in the crippled totalitarian junta spine, as in the brain. “Everything is gone!” - the petty little thought again came from somewhere in the subconscious. And Yulia Vladimirovna understood: not just the changers in “Batkivshchyna” grew up, who turned out to be not only greedy, but also mean-spirited. Also, “euromaidan” gave rise to a new tribe of leaders, young and unfamiliar, to whom from under the tail to put on all the former merits of former leaders. And the people who stood on Independence did not believe her unconditionally, but directly shouted: “Julia, we are not here for you, not for you!”. It was a bad and extremely vile bell ...

However, when they began to divide places at the “trough” freed by the prisoner of conscience by the cowardly alter ego, she, out of habit, snapped off the main posts in the country - the Speaker of Parliament, and. about. President and Prime Minister, but not for himself. She herself calmed down and painfully chose a course of behavior in the changed conditions. And, I must give her her due, her searches were crowned with success. She almost unmistakably realized that the main trend of the “goddess” is frantic nationalism in all types and shades. From the national democratic twists of the intelligentsia to cave xenophobia and chauvinism, heavily mixed with the traditional Galician “Get Moscow view!” And “Moskal knives!”. In the performance of the already familiar "Freedom" Oleg Tyagnybok and political neophyte - "Right Sector" Dmitry Yarosh.

And here also the situation with the Crimea turned up. The “Russian Spring” zaagged around the regions of the south-east of Ukraine, risking to wrest them after the Crimea from the country. And Tymoshenko found two ways to save her reputation. First, she decided to literally ride the nationalist trend, becoming more radical in this matter and approaching competitors in a completely differentiated manner. "Freedom" was decided to strangle in his arms, sharing power with her. And so it happened - the current government consists entirely of representatives of “Batkivshchyna” and “Freedom”, who, if something happens, will take responsibility for all sorts of defeats and troubles awaiting Ukraine. Including as a result of the loss of the Crimea, and even the entire south-east of the country as a result of the “Russian spring” in this region.

In competition with the “Right Sector”, an even more radical and sophisticated nationalism, bordering on chauvinism and xenophobia, so dear to the heart of primitive Natsik from Galicia, has been adopted. And what-what, and Tymoshenko can talk!

While Yarosh and other Pravosek leaders will be heavy and clumsy to exorcise the mock slogans of Dmitry Dontsov, Stepan Bandera, and other theoretical fathers of Ukrainian nationalism about beating “zhydiv, moskaliv talyakh”, Yulia Vladimirovna will plague such vivid and aphoristic justifications of the “zhydiv, moskaliv talykhiv”, Yulia Vladimirovna will plague such vivid and aphoristic substantiations of plague of the bright and aphoristic substantiations of plague. Russia and Ukraine, ”which at times will seem that it was she who, in Komsomol youth, worked as a secret speechwriter and spokesperson for the spirit of Stepan Bandera himself.

Secondly, radical and uncompromising patriotism has been taken into service, generously flavored with Russophobia and total “anti-Russianism,” which is extremely relevant against the background of the current Russian-Ukrainian aggravation. And, of course, the struggle for the Crimea. Tymoshenko was in fact the ideologist of the armed struggle against the so-called "separatism" of southeastern Ukraine and the forceful suppression of the Crimean desire to leave the control of the Kiev coup. Inspired by her speeches, the President-Speaker Turchynov and Prime Minister Yatsenyuk also “stirred” and began to brush off dust and rust from Ukraine for many years tanks and armored personnel carrier. And the “Right Sector” was plotting for a real war with the Muscovites, in which its fighters, if, God forbid, it would begin, and would be killed, freeing the intra-Ukrainian arena from their belligerent presence for ... correctly preserved Tymoshenko. This, in fact, is the calculation.

And so that before this blessed time to save herself safe and sound and at the same time not to lose her political face, Tymoshenko again recalled the "diseased spine." He had already begun to incredibly recover from prison and generally showed miracles of resilience at the US embassy in Ukraine, and suddenly he fell asleep again and forced Tymoshenko to go to Charlite clinic in Berlin for a week, where she was waiting for more than two years in prison. And what a week! Just before 16 in March of 2014 of the year, on when the all-Crimean referendum was appointed, which should determine where the peninsula is located - in Ukraine or in Russia. And when a true patriot should be at the forefront of the fight against the “Moskalyam”.

And Tymoshenko, so it turns out, again in the hospital. And now, in a possible Ukrainian-Crimean slaughter, she is not Joan of Arc, on a dashing yellow-blue armored personnel carrier leading her armadas to liberate the rebellious peninsula from the “bloody gebni of the Kremlin”, but “an old sick woman” who has a soul on the battlefield, but perishable sick body on an orthopedic bed.


How so? Feel failed? Cowardice prevailed? Far from it. Before the clinic, Tymoshenko met with German Federal Chancellor Angela Merkel and demanded that she impose tougher and more immediate sanctions against Russia. And Frau Merkel sent her. Politely, but firmly. And Yulia Vladimirovna understood: nobody is ready to quarrel with Russia seriously in Europe. And therefore, I chose a line of conduct for the time of a possible exacerbation of the Crimean issue — to wait out in safety. They do not go to the front line either. about. President, the Speaker of the Rada and the Supreme Commander in one bottle, Oleksandr Turchynov, nor the head of the cabinet, Arseniy Yatsenyuk (although he is known as a “front-line rabbit”). So she apparently reluctant to expose themselves to danger. When polite military or “green men” can easily capture her captive and, for an hour, heal the spine with a deminer blade over the hump.

But on the other hand, this is a very clever and far-sighted tactic. The efforts of the current Ukrainian authorities to curb the Crimea with success will be crowned - she was right there: they said, despite the illness, she was mentally with you, inspired, than she could even with a broken spine. Takes Kiev in the Crimea crushing fiasco (most likely) - it is not in the business: an insidious disease vilely put out of action, and these idiots (clunks, profane, losers, dumb, etc.) without me could not do anything and profukali part of the Ukrainian territory.

And anyway, Julia Vladimirovna is not in the loser. Failures in the Crimea will finally bury her possible mates as in the party - Turchinov and Yatsenyuk, who have already felt the taste of power, and in general in the Ukrainian politician. She will again play the role that she has so far succeeded best of all - to be both radically patriotic and moderately pragmatic if pseudo-patriotic foam subsided and the search for a negotiable politician began in Ukraine. Despite her ostentatious and noisy radicalism, Tymoshenko in previous years as Ukrainian prime minister was able to find a common language with Moscow, and with Washington, and with Brussels, and with Berlin, and with Paris. And so comprehensively get on with the world of Ukrainian politicians no one else could.

This resourcefulness and provided Tymoshenko unsinkable and political longevity. May she bring dividends now. Tymoshenko and today actually leads the country from behind the backs of Turchinov and Yatsenyuk. And then, after the collapse of the henchmen, it will generally come to the fore when it becomes clear who, under the new Constitution of Ukraine, is more profitable to be - the president or the prime minister.

... And now Yulia Vladimirovna can please world medicine with one more phenomenon - to show yourself how the revolution affects the spinal curability. Previously, all the doctors argued that if Tymoshenko was not released into the wild or at least not operated on in Germany without fail, then she would generally remain immobilized forever. Now that she is already free, it turns out that the vertebrae are just shifted, and the treatment will take a week. And you can do without surgery. Because the disease, it turns out, is called "inflammation of the tricks of the spine." What a chic sore ...
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  1. Sergg
    Sergg 12 March 2014 07: 13
    +6
    Because the disease, it turns out, is called "inflammation of the cunning of the spine."


    Not the spine, but Russophobic psychosis should be treated with this scoundrel. The clinic needs another.
    1. Ross
      Ross 12 March 2014 11: 06
      0
      Oh yes, a lady with a scythe, what a thirst for power. It is not treated in clinics laughing
  2. Name
    Name 12 March 2014 07: 19
    +8
    Julia with her pearls and the West already got it, they don’t know how to get rid laughing
  3. Sibiriya
    Sibiriya 12 March 2014 07: 32
    +4
    Exactly
    the place she is in a fool with a gay college
  4. parus2nik
    parus2nik 12 March 2014 07: 33
    +4
    Because the disease, it turns out, is called "inflammation of the cunning of the spine." What a gorgeous sore ... I remember the classics of Soviet cinema, the film The Feast of St. Jorgen, when one rogue, under the guise of a saint, heals another rogue who pretends to be sick, walks on crutches .. Sacramental phrase of the saint: Get healed, a club!
  5. Berimor 2
    Berimor 2 12 March 2014 07: 35
    +3
    G..but does not sink.
  6. dark_65
    dark_65 12 March 2014 07: 35
    +3
    You don’t need to treat her, and Julia’s conscience is absolutely clean (she never used it) .. weaned from the microphone .. she’ll disappear
  7. andrei332809
    andrei332809 12 March 2014 07: 35
    +2
    You inspired the nation to fight, to fight evil and darkness

    nothing beguiled? the current banderlogs, including the julka, would be worse for him than lyakhov
  8. Alex66
    Alex66 12 March 2014 07: 35
    +1
    Julia: "Dear ones, I want to smack your eyes ...."
    Senya: "Yulia Vladimirovna, do you want to look your liberators in the eyes?"
    Julia: "I want to rip them out of their insolent eyes !!!"
    Based on the movie "Dobrynya Nikitich and the Serpent Gorynych"
  9. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 12 March 2014 07: 43
    +4
    a solution of green greens on the forehead ... am
  10. Cossacks
    Cossacks 12 March 2014 08: 00
    0
    I wonder who is behind her?
  11. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 12 March 2014 08: 01
    +3
    from the Don.
    A worthy representative of cunning ... wise inhabitants of the outskirts of the Russian state!
  12. Cossacks
    Cossacks 12 March 2014 08: 10
    +2
    I think he can go to the nearest wine shelf for beer and wait for further developments. so from 10. history teaches that teaches nothing. Nikolashka introduced prohibition in the 14th revolution. Gorbachev in the 85th coup. it seems the authorities have not learned a lesson. in these 2 hours it is not known what sober thoughts will arise
  13. Cossacks
    Cossacks 12 March 2014 08: 10
    0
    I think he can go to the nearest wine shelf for beer and wait for further developments. so from 10. history teaches that teaches nothing. Nikolashka introduced prohibition in the 14th revolution. Gorbachev in the 85th coup. it seems the authorities have not learned a lesson. in these 2 hours it is not known what sober thoughts will arise
  14. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 12 March 2014 08: 18
    +6
    This cunning wise man will remain even without a broken trough.
  15. a.hamster55
    a.hamster55 12 March 2014 08: 36
    +1
    Madam Frau Merkel! Urgently prepare places in clinics, reserve for very sick Ukrainian
    assault, ban, Fuhrer fellow
  16. a.hamster55
    a.hamster55 12 March 2014 08: 48
    0
    A comma-separated list of attack aircraft, banderlogs, Fuhrer.
  17. Stinger
    Stinger 12 March 2014 09: 01
    +1
    Yes, Taras Grigorievich, and if you tell how many were killed on the gas front ?! And what was it worth burying earned overwork! No spines are enough.
  18. from punk
    from punk 12 March 2014 09: 15
    +1
    Yes. Julia Tymoshonka is still that patient. She needs to sniff the gaz to recover.
  19. saag
    saag 12 March 2014 09: 18
    +1
    Quote: Cossacks
    I wonder who is behind her?

    It seems she’s out of business, Germany is betting on Klitschko, America is on Yatsenyuk, the third is superfluous, so she rushes about in the hope of a miracle and she will be needed by someone, the release did not go in vain, life went on
  20. tokin1959
    tokin1959 12 March 2014 09: 19
    +1
    Julia is not managing anything now.
    led by the Americans.
  21. tokin1959
    tokin1959 12 March 2014 09: 24
    +1
    waste material.
    nobody needs her anymore.
  22. 23424636
    23424636 12 March 2014 14: 36
    0
    what to expect from the Armenian Jewish spill under the cover of the Ukrainian surname - she can’t love Russia that saved her ancestors, she can’t.
  23. Danash I
    Danash I 12 March 2014 17: 03
    0
    Forgive me, sailors forgive me - what does it swim and doesn’t sink, don’t tell me? So much attention from a certain substance from processed products! I have a strong opinion about the excellent pupils of a promo school from anecdote more adequately! And this excellent pupil does not learn anything.