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The benefits of political liposuction ...


It is clear that those who studied the composition of the new Ukrainian government Arseniy Yatsenyuk will not laugh in a circus now. No clown will reach this level of insanity. Or, if you will, the penetration of insanity into our lives. Yes, it does not matter. Suffice it to recall what one of the famous “heroes of the revolution” in the famous video said about the new prime minister: “Senya Rabbit thought that he was already the king of animals, and his place on the pig farm, among rabbits.” As they say, it is said how cut, capacious and to the point. In essence and in the form of what is happening. Revolution w ...

And the main thing, as you understand, is how the orders of this government will be carried out. It seems to me that in any way. But exactly and on time: when the team arrived - then it was not fulfilled. And today, as it seems to me, Ukraine needs to restore the blood from its nose to at least the appearance of controllability and the presence in the ruling elite of even non-negotiable, and at least adequate and sane comrades. Of course, if you have a third ear, you can be not only a minister. But how will this affect the breeding of sports for young people in our country? This is of course a question. Well, except that in Ukraine will go young three-eater mutants? I do not know…

But, I repeat, the responsibility of the leadership of the country, which is five minutes from the default, is very important. Otherwise, Ukraine will have a pale appearance and a boring face. So, in this situation - and this is exactly known in Kharkov! - no one will give her money. And if they give, then not money. And then they will catch up and give again ...

The new government has already been dubbed the “kamikaze cabinet”. But they wanted to create a "coalition government of national trust." Even under this case, a quick revolutionary hand of crystal honest and inflexible principled fighters for the happiness of the people (and only for him, and who doubts that, is a freak!) In the Verkhovna Rada crammed the coalition, whose name was forgotten right there. But, apparently, something went wrong, and we got a kamikaze.

There are two reasons for this. The main ones. First, the country, as mentioned above, is on the verge of an economic collapse and financial catastrophe. And what is most surprising is that even the victorious revolutionaries saw it, who are usually busy with other equally exciting things. Well, there, golden toilet is considered. Or golden eagles (real birds, birds, and not special forces) are crucified on crosses.

Well, they can still catch someone from the "enemies" and put him on his knees in front of the crowd. So that, he asked for forgiveness and promised "not to do this again." No matter what, but do not do it, otherwise justice will not come ...

Money Ukraine can give a few borrowers - the IMF, personally the EU and the United States, China, Russia. But there is no answer to the main question: why do they need it - to support explicit losers and potential bankrupts? The answer can be one: they will give if Ukraine fulfills a number of conditions. Economic and / or political. For example, the IMF may adjust 15 “green yard” to “outbid” Ukraine from Russia. But the Fund surrounds lending with a number of conditions that put the entire poor population of Ukraine on the verge of survival. The EU and the US can give money, but nothing secured and freshly printed. Yes, and they will not slander and dopepechat something for Ukraine, which is already cancer and does not breathe in the direction of Russia - it has already done its work, why waste more? China, in general, is able to count and pragmatically sees the benefit in everything, and for this saves any ambition. But the countries that remind him of the events on Tiananmen in 1989, when they were also trying to destabilize the Western scenarios, still reluctantly. And now, in general, through a court in London, he wants money from Ukraine for unfulfilled contracts. And the sum, I will tell you, is quite good - 3 billion dollars. For such money, Kiev literally plots around in front of Russia, now before the IMF.

In short, everything is difficult. Fulfillment of any credit conditions that worsen the lives of the population further suspends the “kamikaze government” on the hook of resignation and acceleration. Despite the fact that the candidates for ministers allegedly terribly "approved by the Maidan."

Secondly, the temporality of a government is determined by the temporality and worthlessness of all its participants. It is formed from people who, relatively speaking, do not mind. No one. They are removed as either competitors, or simply fools with inflated ambitions. But before they disappear forever, either into oblivion, then they will always have secondary roles of sixes and assistants, carriers of cartridges and submissive performers of someone else's “supreme” will, they have to make unpopular decisions and load themselves with negative things for nothing. And already on their political corpses real “national saviors” will come - they will stabilize the situation and will be loved by the people forever. Well, it seems to me that this is exactly the calculation of all political heavyweights who put their sixes into the thick of it, played a play called “democracy by the people” before the Maidan, and they themselves laid down backstage. Wait until better times.

Yulia Tymoshenko, for example, burns at once in the “government of kamikazes” and in general in the current leadership of Ukraine two of her key players, who actually betrayed her, believed that they had put her forever and began to play their personal game behind her crippled back. Well, there places on the party lists were sold, not sharing with her, negotiations with the authorities were conducted, forgetting to fight for the will of “the one who sits”, they themselves soaped up to lead the country, leaving her in jail. So Yulia Vladimirovna put her “right hand” in the throat of power - and. about. President Oleksandr Turchynov, who has become everything today, but whose political “remnant” after 25 in May of this year (if early presidential elections are held at this time) will not even need Tymoshenko.

And exactly the same fate with the official "heir" - the current Prime Minister Yatsenyuk. Even if a miracle happens and Yatsenyuk stabilizes the situation, he will do it with such losses for his own rating that he will not be accepted at any political dump. And Tymoshenko will also think whether she needs such a “personal Chubais” in store.

Yulia Vladimirovna herself, having tried on herself a cold shower of distrust of a part of Maidan towards her person, went to Germany. First of all, put yourself in order - to remove excess weight, to make liposuction, with suspenders to return the look of “the freshest and unfading princess, over whom the years are not powerful”. In the second place - at least for the sake of treating the notorious ridge, which has withstood all the “cake of the anti-people regime”. In fact, she, I repeat, is waiting for her to be asked for the throne. Whether the people, or those who see it as a guarantor of stability, advancing on the battlefield. And such, I assure you, there is.

In the same way, they act by calculation or by thoughtlessness and others. And Vitali Klitschko, and Oleg Tyagnybok, and Petro Poroshenko. Even Oleg Lyashko and he decided to go to the presidency. But they, too, are now on conservation and in the process of liposuction - an urgent removal of unnecessary in order to improve the image. After what and how it happened on Independence. In the Ukrainian “narid”, such cases are usually said: “they spoke, they balakat, sili or cried” ...

... And then there is Viktor Yanukovych, the President of Ukraine, who was expelled from his homeland, whose legitimacy until December of this year was confirmed by their signatures to Yatsenyuk, Klitschko, and Pygnybok, and, most coolly, the foreign ministers of France, Germany and Poland. This is all the Americans on the drum, they did not sign anything. But the Europeans will have to somehow get out. For example, to give money for "political liposuction" ...
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  1. AVV
    AVV 1 March 2014 12: 02
    So the West is responsible, because their signatures are under the paper, if the paper endures everything, then the people will not, so many times they have already been deceived !!!
    1. Ari100kraT
      Ari100kraT 1 March 2014 12: 50
      Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine ... Yes, here is also a "show" at our borders. Fortunately, even though Crimea no longer depends on Kiev, they have already announced that Russia will finance. I sympathize with all the rest of the Ukrainians, neither salaries nor pensions nor the work of state bodies nor the law and order and it is not known which of this is the worst ... Quiet horror, but first, someone earned 100 hryvnia for an orange roar, then someone for 100 hryvnia maydanil, now comes a "severe hangover" for everyone.
      I didn’t understand one thing - why did Baba leave for Germany with a scythe? Yesterday someone wrote that she was undergoing the procedure in Ukraine ... request
      When Pan Gritian Tavrichesky does not have a gold reserve, no one will carry out his decrees, and neither Russia, Europe nor the United States will give this bunch of clowns a "gold reserve", so there is a dead end.
      Now this Caudle will tear what it can (from state treasures, real estate, enterprises, cultural values ​​...) and only for itself, but the people are really sorry, but here, as they say, they dug a hole for themselves
    2. Salamander
      Salamander 1 March 2014 13: 00
      Yes ... those Ukrainians who are not in Crimea are not very lucky! It is much more difficult to resist the right-wing people, being surrounded by them ...
    3. Ari100kraT
      Ari100kraT 1 March 2014 13: 21
      Although there is an idea to send representatives of the "Right Sector" to negotiations on the allocation of financial assistance with firearms "arguments." So I can imagine how Christine Lagarde, Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), is huddled in the corner of the armchair, and Bilyy hangs over her, shouting: "Drive the money, fuck, or I'll take you to the Maidan." wassat
      1. Reasonable, 2,3
        Reasonable, 2,3 1 March 2014 14: 16
        Don't shit.
    4. jjj
      jjj 1 March 2014 13: 28
      I believe that the situation in Ukraine is developing steadily and systematically. In Crimea, roads, communications, government, stations and ports, communications and the Internet, and the media are taken under control. I would especially like to say about the last moment. We have already become accustomed to the fact that in places of clashes, crowds of people are walking around with photos and video cameras, and then terrifying pictures appear on thousands of resources. So in the Crimea this is not. All the channels of Russian and Western ones have the same filtered video sequence. Separate stories that appear on the network, by coincidence, work specifically in the Crimea. This is the fundamental difference between the events in Crimea from similar scenarios around the world and, we recognize, the greatest achievement.
      The unfolding of the action is also interesting. Armed and well-equipped people protect the activities of all the most important facilities. In humans, there are no insignia, on armored vehicles there are no signs, except for numbers that are framed on top of the old ones, it is clear that the old ones stand out in relief under a layer of paint. There is no one to bring complaints about the actions of armed persons. Russia responsibly declares that it is neither a dream nor a spirit, and local self-defense forces from the TV screens talk about their ability to defend their interests. Meanwhile, a parallel with the end of World War II suggests itself. Then the former Bandera, on whose hands there was no blood and who were tired of being the "cannon fodder" of their Fuhrer, went over to the side of the Soviet regime. Of these, small combat detachments were created, which were assigned to two or three NKVD officers. It was these detachments that purged Ukraine from the Bandera underground. Shukhevych is also on their account. In Crimea, it is enough that the right experts, at the head of the GRU special forces, were at the head of the self-defense units. Around each group of several local retired officers. And we get a high-combat unit, the unity of which will take a day or two. From here arises a network of battle groups acting according to the general plan in the common interest.
      Of course, Crimea needs help financially and financially. So that people rejoice in the visible improvement of life. It will instantly fly around Ukraine. And then the east and south will be bolder in their desires to be with Russia.
      Another very interesting situation in the west of Ukraine. The most combat-ready people are in Kiev. Striking, if necessary, from the region of Belarus, you can go to the western Ukrainian border, cutting off the ability of the West to provide any assistance to "peaceful demonstrators." The weakness of Bandera’s forces in “its patrimony” will help the development of such a scenario. Landing from the sea in the Odessa region and access to Transnistria can also be a success.
      It is very important that our Duma begins to change the law on the entry of foreign territories under the jurisdiction of Russia. A referendum or a decision of the parliament of the territory that wants to become part of Russia will be enough for this. Transnistria, Abkhazia, South Ossetia, the regions of Ukraine will have a chance for another life
      1. Realist58
        Realist58 1 March 2014 17: 19
        Quote: jjj
        There is also a very curious situation in western Ukraine. The most efficient people are in Kiev. Striking, if necessary, from the region of Belarus, you can go to the western Ukrainian border, cutting off the opportunity for the west to provide any assistance to "peaceful demonstrators".

        I totally agree only ...

        The situation in Ukraine is extremely difficult and the cost of a mistake will be VERY high.
        First of all, it is necessary to tell the citizens of Ukraine and Russia the TRUTH.
        - UKRAINE, this is NOT a state of Ukrainians, but a territory assembled by the Bolsheviks for the project of artificial division of the RUSSIAN people, inhabited mainly by Russian people.
        - Ukrainians, this is a nationality of communities, initially united by force by Austria-Hungary, Poland, Germany, the Bolshevik government of the USSR from peoples of different nationalities under the ANTIRUSSIAN project.
        This practice was continued by the current Ukrainian oligarchy in power, for its purely commercial purposes.

        This needs to be done by the CHARTERS OF THE MOST MAIN REPRESENTATIVES OF THE SUPREME AUTHORITY - PUTIN, KUI-YANUKOVICH, with technical equipment to see this appeal to as many citizens of Ukraine as possible.

        This will make it possible to deprive many Russians of the NEED to defend their OWN HOMELAND from us "invaders".
      2. antiaircrafter
        antiaircrafter 1 March 2014 18: 13
        Quote: jjj
        A referendum or a decision of the parliament of the territory that wants to become part of Russia will be enough for this.

        And who will ask the Russians?
    5. mnbv199
      mnbv199 1 March 2014 13: 36
      SIMFEROPOL, Mar 1 - RIA News. A referendum on the status of autonomy will be held in Crimea on March 30, said Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the Autonomous Republic Sergey Aksenov.

      “Due to the need, we decided to speed up the referendum on the status of the Autonomous Republic of Crimea. The referendum is scheduled for March 30,” Aksenov said during the first meeting of the Crimean Council of Ministers in the new composition.
      1. avt
        avt 1 March 2014 13: 58
        Quote: mnbv199
        March 1 - RIA Novosti. A referendum on the status of the autonomy will be held in Crimea on March 30, said the chairman of the council of ministers of the autonomous republic Sergei Aksenov.

        good good About tse dilo! laughing So they have them in Kiev! We decided to work ahead of the curve !? Well done! It is only imperative and decisive to deal with the existing Armed Forces and Navy remaining from the Ukraine 1991 project, to quarantine all accomplices of the Kiev occupation government in the warehouse and conduct a thorough filtering of the SBU and the Ministry of Internal Affairs for provocateurs, double-dealers and saboteurs. I hope there will be enough in Crimea specialists who are able to organize not a Brownian movement on the streets, but a full-fledged work of the commandant's office with the involvement of civil activists from the Crimean population. to sit. So keep the Crimeans !!! good Yes, and communication and media! The people should not feed on rumors, they should receive fresh information from their legitimate leadership, in time and on time. And even if they get feedback, they will be handsome! It was not for nothing that the Bolsheviks threw leaflets on the street after the revolution, and they also made the ROSTA windows.
      2. maxcor1974
        maxcor1974 1 March 2014 14: 02
        That's right, before this time the West will not have time to impose its counterplay.
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  2. Gagarin
    Gagarin 1 March 2014 12: 52
    The article is balanced, without emotion, everything is laid out on the shelves - the author has done a great job.
    Russia, by silence and maneuvers of troops, we can say that it answered, we are waiting for a move from Europe.
    The new government of Ukraine - urgently reread Kerensky's memoirs!
  3. Shumer
    Shumer 1 March 2014 12: 56
    I wonder what happens in our valiant army?
    1. TekhnarMAF
      TekhnarMAF 1 March 2014 15: 43

      Is she there? If something remains, it is waiting. I wanted to continue, but I will refrain, there is no information.
      Question: Who do you consider an army? General? Lower ranks?
      1. Shumer
        Shumer 1 March 2014 16: 06
        I am more interested in military units. I went to the website of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine - there is complete nonsense. I phoned my friends on an urgent basis, they also do not have information, the only thing, Sanya said that the landing party was sitting on a bag of things. And another comrade said that all the military had their mobiles on the wire. In a word, a complete vacuum.
        1. housekeeper
          housekeeper 1 March 2014 21: 58
          It seems to me that the example of Berkut and VV was very illustrative. So the army will scowl menacingly, conduct drill reviews and by other means "repulse" the "occupants" laughing The Ukrainian army is not a rival to the Russian Army, which has combat experience.
  4. saag
    saag 1 March 2014 12: 56
    "Several borrowers can give money to Ukraine - the IMF, personally the EU and the USA, China, Russia"
    IMF (Christine Lagarde) "It is premature for Ukraine to seek help ..."
    EU (Catoine Ashton) "The EU has neither the will nor the capacity to finance ..."
    USA - so far nothing
    China - three billion lawsuit
    Russia - Mention that gas discount may and will end

    Attention is the question, who will give money here?
    1. TekhnarMAF
      TekhnarMAF 1 March 2014 15: 56
      Attention is the question, who will give money here?

      Probably Russia. And who?
      EU is possible, but very expensive!
      US states, when they get the desired result and for a large percentage!
      China will not give, but remove, remove.
      Russia is brothers, after all, but on the last shirt!
      Attention, question: Do we need it ?!
      1. Sadikoff
        Sadikoff 2 March 2014 00: 14
        And what to do, to raise the industry in conjunction with the Russian. This is the Western use colonial methods of pulling funds and heating competitors. The Russian Federation and the USSR acted as donors, God is not a fraer, he sees who and when to help.
  5. mountain
    mountain 1 March 2014 12: 57
    It's a pity the paper, now you can't use it any other way.
    1. Salamander
      Salamander 1 March 2014 13: 50
      So, a discussion of the situation in Crimea. Based on materials from Ukrainian Pravda. In short, in terms of the contingent: caveman, immeasurable show-off, infantile belief in miracles. The general diagnosis is stillbirth of the brain. Lots of powerful internet warriors. If everyone is armed, then Russia will fall on the second day. And on the third day, the EU will also pay tribute. The percentage of trolls on the salary is off the charts - almost every fifth comment. And I mean not, namely trolls - the same comments with different nicknames. Specifically for Crimea, the following set is now used:

      - [an attempt to pump up the Crimean Tatars] Tatars-brothers! We are with you! Ukraine is our common home! Arm the Tatars and let them slaughter all the Russian separatists in Crimea!

      - [written on behalf of female nicknames] Russians! Wives, mothers, daughters! Putin wants your men dead! Block exits from Russian military units!

      - [economic blackmail] Electricity, gas, water to Crimea comes from Ukraine! Let's shut it all down! And we will sell water at $ 450 per cubic meter! All will rest, damned separatists!

      - [intimidation] Now you will have constant terrorist attacks in Crimea if you go to Russia!

      - [allegedly an appeal to reason] Written in calm words. Say, Crimeans, don't go crazy! This is all a Russian provocation to drive you into slavery. You have been duped by Putin's propaganda, and in Ukraine now paradise on earth will come, justice and prosperity for all! These comments necessarily end with something like "I hope that you will come to your senses and common sense will prevail in Crimea. Ukraine is with you!"
      1. Salamander
        Salamander 1 March 2014 13: 50
        Further unedited quotes. I have selected the funniest ones.

        Georg Amber _ 28.02.2014/10/46 XNUMX:XNUMX AM
        What Rada should do:
        1. To dissolve the Rada of Crimea, having declared illegal yesterday's decisions.
        2. To introduce, as requested by the Medzhelis and the citizens of Crimea, a state of emergency in the Crimea
        3. Send troops to clear the territory of government buildings, roads, airports and other facilities from armed invaders and then conduct an investigation and find out who they are.

        Nikola Stasuk:
        Normal Russians have already supported the Maidan. And nobody cares about the support of the downtrodden putinoids

        Georgy Babansky _ 28.02.2014/14/24 XNUMX:XNUMX PM
        There is no longer any doubt - Russia is stationing troops in Crimea, preparing the return of Yanukovych to Crimea and an offensive, primarily on Donetsk and Kharkov. Putin is preparing a civil war. To urgently disarm the special forces of Afa, Omega, Griffin, etc. This is the fifth column - a shot in the back - that's all you can expect from them. Remove all senior officers of the internal troops and replace with young lieutenants.

        abcd _ 27.02.2014/21/50 XNUMX:XNUMX PM
        there is no Russia, no pro-Russian movement. Russian culture is essentially slavish, so they have eternal presidents putinoids. Russians are cowards, drunkards, lazy and stupid. Therefore, they have such power. Movements similar to Ukraine are impossible for them, no development. They had slavery in the form of serfdom, England replaced only in 1861. But they remained slaves. Therefore, they hold on to Ukraine so much, they understand that they are stupid. The idiots in the Crimean parliament should be shot because they have weapons. There would be no weapons could be solved politically.

        Diamond Cupper _ 27.02.2014/20/26 XNUMX:XNUMX
        The integrity of Ukraine cannot be ruined by a referendum. Otherwise, in Russia there is Chechnya, and Mordovia, and Yakutia, and even the Kuriles with the islands. There, too, a referendum will be held and Russia will fall.

        svojak _ 27.02.2014/17/58 XNUMX:XNUMX
        The Ukrainian government is obliged to urgently arm the Crimean Tatars ... Crimean Tatars will have 20-30 thousand fighters ... Then the whole Crimea will be washed in blood, especially retired Russian generals, FSB officers, Black Sea Fleet officials, former party workers, and others who come in large numbers and their families.

        Michael Mischenko _ 27.02.2014/18/33 XNUMX:XNUMX
        Has Putin forgotten how the USSR collapsed? The USSR was an order of magnitude more powerful than modern Russia! And collapsed! Why? The world community has announced a boycott of the purchases of Soviet energy resources after the armed dispersal of people in Georgia and the Baltic States! After 2 years, the USSR is bankrupt and everyone knows what happened next! If Russia officially declares that Crimea is hers, a boycott will be announced again and Putin's cardboard empire will collapse in a year, or even earlier ...

        Ihor Igor _ 27.02.2014/19/30 XNUMX:XNUMX
        The population of Crimea, where do you think it will be better for you? There is no point in hoping for a referendum, the counting of votes will be done by "pidrah..y", then Putin will move all those who disagree to Magadan. I think who cares and who wants to stay in Ukraine could have already said their position, no matter who, just everyone, just not to be silent. Russia's position is visible here, apparently Putin is decisive, then it will be too late. Perhaps you had a chance to live in a country without corruption, here you need to think carefully.

        Nikola Stasuk _ 27.02.2014/20/43 XNUMX:XNUMX
        Well, all fucked up the Crimea !!! It is necessary, like Sahak, to bomb a couple of cities with hail! And sit and chew your tie! Why did they not execute Berkut in Lviv? I was so hoping that there would be a gallows on the Maidan. When they were on their knees, they had to chop off their heads like monkeys in Syria! The revolution will write off everything !!!!
        1. Neophyte
          Neophyte 1 March 2014 14: 16
          Salamander is right! There are a lot of Ukrainian websites
          narrow-minded and therefore very spiteful people.
        2. Neophyte
          Neophyte 1 March 2014 14: 16
          Salamander is right! There are a lot of Ukrainian websites
          narrow-minded and therefore very spiteful people.
        3. TekhnarMAF
          TekhnarMAF 1 March 2014 16: 31

          Diamond cupper
          even the Kuriles with the islands.

          Nikolay, this is hto? He cho, geography passed by? So a political scientist or a politician! lol
          1. Salamander
            Salamander 1 March 2014 17: 44
            Quote: TehnarMAF
            Nikolay, this is hto?

            This is HE, exactly:
        4. Arkan
          Arkan 1 March 2014 21: 18
          Comments from downs or paid for.
          1. Salamander
            Salamander 1 March 2014 21: 24
            Sure! Both laughing
  6. Gagarin
    Gagarin 1 March 2014 13: 01
    "Do you know what I would have done first, when I found myself again in 1917 in Russia? I would have ordered to shoot myself - Kerensky!" (A.F. Kerensky in his declining years in the emigration of the USA)
  7. RUSS
    RUSS 1 March 2014 13: 03
    The Americans don't give a damn about it, they didn't sign anything. But the Europeans will have to somehow get out. For example, give money for "political liposuction" ...

    No one will get out, for the West, these signatures are nothing, they will find 100 reasons for the illegitimacy of Yanukovych, we remember their "signatures" about NOT PROMOTING NATO to the east, "signatures" on Yugoslavia, etc. Sorry for the jargon, the West "threw up and threw" Yanukovych as a "sucker".
  8. tomcat117
    tomcat117 1 March 2014 13: 04
    the entire "pseudo-government" of Ukraine, on May 25 in full force, to make a festive sepukku - HARAKIRI.
  9. Lyokha79
    Lyokha79 1 March 2014 13: 04
    It is one thing to play revolution and it is another thing to rule a country. These clowns have the wrong bowel diameter. Unfortunately, people suffer from all this and these sufferings are just beginning.
  10. made13
    made13 1 March 2014 13: 05
    Without salaries, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the army will last a couple of months, and then there will be a haplyk - there are weapons and ammunition in the units, but families have nothing to eat ... We urgently need to deepen the Turkish shaft in Crimea - the maidan 100% will blame Crimea and Russia for all their troubles and drive their own foolish supporters to storm the digging. They will have a simple and understandable enemy - the golden eagle and the Crimeans ...
    1. old rocket man
      old rocket man 1 March 2014 13: 48
      Quote: made13
      - there are weapons and ammunition in the units, but families have nothing to eat

      Quote: made13
      They will have a simple and understandable enemy - the golden eagle and the Crimeans ...

      Do not even hope, they will just stupidly start exchanging weapons for bread and bacon. yes
      1. TekhnarMAF
        TekhnarMAF 1 March 2014 16: 05
        You shouldn't be so! There are a lot of intelligent people there. Again Prapora will be to blame! (And in Ukraine they are?)
  11. RUSS
    RUSS 1 March 2014 13: 11
    Quote: Salamander
    Yes ... those Ukrainians who are not in Crimea are not very lucky! It is much more difficult to resist the right-wing people, being surrounded by them ...

    On the contrary, it is easier for them, given the territorial location of Crimea and its national composition, we add to this that Russia will certainly support Crimea.
  12. dr.star75
    dr.star75 1 March 2014 13: 11
    It seems to me that all these three are themselves not happy with how it turned out. They planned to "pamaydanit" Yanyk had to disperse this circus. As a result: he is a "bloody tyrant", they are victims of the regime, they went to heal their wounds in Europe, get "30 pieces of silver and shout about democracy. And Yanyk simply" threw "them: if you want to lead, please! What we have: a trinity - gopniks who seized power, they rule the country with an empty treasury and big debts, while they cannot be legitimized in any way, and Yanyk is such a "wise" person who crap on them from abroad (and I won't be silent even here!). In general, it turns out like in the film : I should be in his place! Get drunk - you will!
  13. Lissyara
    Lissyara 1 March 2014 13: 12
    The IMF has already said "We'll give it". The point is to press? The government of "Father Makhno" just at the moment steals them, and with whom to ask them?
    And how did Bulgaria quickly move with the South Stream GTS? Previously, they shouted "Don't dig here. Don't dig here, nature", etc. And now not everyone agrees, if only faster. They understand that they can be left without fuel ...
  14. Name
    Name 1 March 2014 13: 12
    A cartoon without TV: The rabbit got hit, it is predictable, the Lady with the scythe will wait a moment and go to an agreement with RUSSIA (the boxer does not count), but the "right sector" will go towards the gamerope and .... Everything after May 25 .. they themselves appointed. And Russia that ... will consider the proposals from the remaining ...
  15. shinobi
    shinobi 1 March 2014 13: 13
    There is no money, there is no economy, there is no power as such, and what is characteristic is that everyone en masse demands from the Russian Federation some kind of action to sort out this mess. And we started it? We need it? For the Ukrainians themselves, first of all. Sadness ...
    1. Curt
      Curt 1 March 2014 13: 30
      Quote: shinobi
      There is no money, no economy, no power as such.

      populated by robots))
    2. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 1 March 2014 14: 25
      Quote: shinobi
      There is no money. There is no economy. There is no power as such. And what is typical all together demand from the Russian Federation some kind of action that would sort out this mess.

      They did not want to receive money for the presence of the Russian Navy in Sevastopol, almost forty more years, so now apparently Russia will have to pay for its own, but already constantly. By all estimates, this goes.
  16. Strashila
    Strashila 1 March 2014 13: 15
    When "Eto" was brought to power, no one actually thought about the economy of the issue. Time was selected, complete association with 2008, but they did not fit. For all the viciousness of Yanukovych ... go to a simple reacted ... time propped up, law enforcement officers began to burn alive ... incomprehensible grumble in response, they began to kill employees, the grumble continued. It became clear that they were trying to dissolve Russia into emotions ... the Olympics, and here the carnage. Time was clearly propping up. .. the fading of the fire in Sochi is getting closer and closer ... they began to bring down what came to support the lumpen ... blood gushed out, they began to scoop it up in buckets and pour over the defenders, albeit worthless, power.
    Everything happened the way it always happened ... they signed the documents, the authorities fulfilled their obligations, withdrew the forces of law and order ... the Nazis simply entered the abandoned government offices ... The Olympic flame went out.
    The first part of the Marmaison ballet is over, it is not the last.
    Russia quietly gazes at the frank demon side-chapel and thinks about something mysteriously.
    1. made13
      made13 1 March 2014 13: 25
      Russia has already said it will help. Only to those who want it themselves. What is happening now in Ukraine shows that this is a country of traitors. In fact, there are only 2 forces left that are capable of at least something - the right sector and the Russian east of Ukraine. In the right sector, discipline, combat experience and support for pseudo-power. In Crimea, there are military retirees, the Russian-speaking population and traitors in the offices. If you give up slack, they will betray.
      1. cumastra1
        cumastra1 1 March 2014 15: 31
        That's exactly what "traitors in the offices"! Even if the people somehow organize themselves, the traitors will call on the Natsiks and common people - save us they are being robbed.
      2. cumastra1
        cumastra1 1 March 2014 15: 31
        That's exactly what "traitors in the offices"! Even if the people somehow organize themselves, the traitors will call on the Natsiks and common people - save us they are being robbed.
  17. SSR
    SSR 1 March 2014 13: 41
    ... And then there is Viktor Yanukovych, the President of Ukraine, who was expelled from his homeland, whose legitimacy until December of this year was confirmed by their signatures to Yatsenyuk, Klitschko, and Pygnybok, and, most coolly, the foreign ministers of France, Germany and Poland. This is all the Americans on the drum, they did not sign anything. But the Europeans will have to somehow get out. For example, to give money for "political liposuction" ...

    The Europeans are no stranger to throwing, as the French and the British threw before the Second World War, and now, if necessary, they throw a piece of paper.
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  19. ssf2257
    ssf2257 1 March 2014 13: 58
    But the United States and Europe and Ukraine miscalculated. In Asia, Africa, in South America it worked out, but here you can't do it. You can't understand Russia with your mind ... We are not logical for you. And most importantly, we have already harnessed our horses. say-BUT BORN-RUN-RUN !!!
  20. Egoza
    1 March 2014 14: 37
    I draw your attention to the fact that the author of the article is on that list of journalists who they want to prohibit from publishing in the media, showing on TV, etc. As well as Olesya Buzin.
    This is our "freedom of speech" !!!!
  21. wanderer
    wanderer 1 March 2014 14: 56
    It would not hurt to pull up China and all the SCOs there. And under the flag of peacekeepers legally ...
    Geyropa will not fit in, their intestines are thin, they are used to pissing in the warmth, they will worry for a point.
    And the pin states themselves will not climb.
    Only it is necessary to cover the rear, to cut off oxygen specifically from your swamp filth.
    1. TekhnarMAF
      TekhnarMAF 1 March 2014 16: 15
      Only it is necessary to cover the rear, to cut off oxygen specifically from your swamp filth.
      But this is very important! We have enough shit and they really want to FEED!
  22. captain
    captain 1 March 2014 15: 42
    I liked the article, the analysis is good, there is humor, but what can Ukrainians do (not the Galicians and the marshes, and not the regional officials)?
  23. sigizmund472
    sigizmund472 1 March 2014 15: 47
    Quote: Salamander
    and even the Kuriles with about-you

    Pleased. There are still people who know that there are SMOKERS with ISLANDS! laughing
  24. homosum20
    homosum20 1 March 2014 16: 38
    I used to be afraid (at night, in a nightmare) that our main trouble is fools and roads. After the events in Ukraine (I will mark - "NA") he is 2 times more calm. There are still roads.
  25. Semen Semyonitch
    Semen Semyonitch 1 March 2014 16: 50
    ... The EU and the US can give money, but not secured and freshly printed ...


    That is, freshly printed dollars are not backed by anything? Kudrin is resting laughing
  26. repytw
    repytw 1 March 2014 18: 22
    Vladimir Putin applied for permission to the Federation Council "on the use of the armed forces of the Russian Federation in the Autonomous Republic of Crimea," according to the website of the President of Russia. “In connection with the extraordinary situation in Ukraine, the threat to the lives of citizens of the Russian Federation, our compatriots, and the personnel of the military contingent of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation deployed in accordance with an international agreement on the territory of Ukraine (Autonomous Republic of Crimea), on the basis of paragraph“ g ” Part 1 of Article 102 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation I submit to the Council of the Federation of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation an appeal on the use of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation on the territory and Ukraine to normalize the socio-political situation in this country ”

    I would like to draw your attention to the words "on the territory of Ukraine" not only in Crimea.
  27. Platov
    Platov 1 March 2014 20: 38
    Probably this multi-move has been going on for several years and someone's heads will fly (virtually).
  28. konvalval
    konvalval 1 March 2014 21: 49
    The best way out of the crisis for Ukraine - the southeastern regions is to do what Crimea did: find a man, put him in power, reassign everything to him and ask for protection in Russia.
  29. Arkan
    Arkan 1 March 2014 22: 06
    "The new government has already been dubbed" the kamikaze cabinet. "

    "I am conscientiously decree
    Enrolled in a kamikaze.
    I'm flying with a full bomb load. "

    Only all these yatsenyuklichboks have parachutes in the form of passports, accounts and real estate outside of Ukraine.
    1. Andrei from Chelyabinsk
      Andrei from Chelyabinsk 1 March 2014 23: 46
      For kamikaze (real, Japanese) it’s really offensive somehow, chesslovo. They really are:
      "There is a reason to reach the goal
      The one in sight
      Because the rest have to live "

      And these? Maydauny, one word.
  30. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch 2 March 2014 00: 20
    They are not up to the designated and voiced by themselves, the same elections are not up to sit-either run away to the owners, or their heads, there, on the Maidan, will rip off.
  31. chehywed
    chehywed 2 March 2014 04: 57
    Quote: Author Vladimir Skachko
    And today, in Ukraine, it seems to me, nosebleeds need to be restored to at least the appearance of controllability and the presence in the ruling elite of not even contractual ones, but at least adequate and sane mates

    Where in ..ope plasticine come from if the Prime Minister himself judges the events in Crimea like this:
    "In fact, the reputation of Crimea as one of the best resorts has been undermined. If over the next weeks Russia continues to allow its military to walk with machine guns on the territory of the autonomy ... one of the parts of this plan - disrupt the holiday season in Crimeaso that no one goes there - neither from Russia, nor from Europe, nor from Belarus. Thus, there are attempts to deprive Crimeans of work, salaries, holidaymakers. Destroy the resort - as it was done in Abkhazia, undermine the economy of Crimea and transfer all resort flows to Sochi "- said Yatsenyuk. In his opinion, after the Olympics, hotels in Sochi will be empty and Russia is trying to rectify this situation.
    Where is sanity here? request