Ukraine: back in USSR
NSDC Secretary Andrei Paruby delivered an emergency message. It turns out that just a couple of minutes ago, a quality plan appeared in the NSDC. As it turned out later, the Crimean. The Security Council, according to Parubiy, has completely accurate information: those who are now operating in autonomy, either extremists or special forces of the Russian Navy. A very logical statement, as for me. But! That's not all. Russian helicopters freely invaded the sovereign space of Ukraine, as there is an entry in the State Border Service's registration log: “An unknown helicopter helicopter nastryly invaded the eter of Ukraine. Requests are mounted with a helicopter under the hood of the editor (sexual) a link in a sposib sposib ". (perverted way)
However, the situation is under the control of the rate of the Supreme High Command. The option of introducing a state of emergency in Crimea under the personal command of Alexander Turchinov is being considered. The Field Marshal recently familiarized himself with the plan proposed to him at the NSDC, and found it very, very non-bad, albeit rather sturdy. However, there is no way out because the nation is in danger. Therefore the submarine of the Black Sea fleet Ukraine "Zaporozhye" is in full alert. Firstly, Ensign Malyatko, who is the best specialist in charging a single submarine battery, came out of the wilderness. Secondly, a cord was found which, if there is an appropriate order certified by a bet, can even be thrust somewhere. It is possible that the outlet. And, thirdly, the commander of the boat personally assured the Esemian commander-in-chief Turchinov that within a radius of one hundred meters (exactly the length of the cord), the submarine is capable of fulfilling the tasks of strategic command.
Andriy Paruby also exposed the insidious, extremely vile and cynical plans of the Russian special services to repeat the Crimean scenario in several regions of Ukraine. According to him, these scenarios have been stopped. Moreover, in the city of Bardichev, a reconnaissance and sabotage group of the GRU General Staff, consisting of five people, was detained and tried to mislead the local community about the plans of the Arseny government to stabilize the shekel. Russian special forces showed desperate resistance, cursing foul language, but was neutralized by the fighters of the people's self-defense.
The state of emergency plan provides for the landing of airborne troops in Simferopol, if passing vehicles are found. All the troops expressed their readiness to go to the Crimea, since the fate of Ukraine is being decided there and it is warm there. Helicopters of foreign countries are strictly ordered to sit down. Intelligence agencies are working in an enhanced mode and are actively combing the Internet in search of an agent network of a potential enemy. In the meantime, everything is in order: all the airports in Crimea are controlled by the law enforcement agencies of Ukraine. True, they are controlled by unknown people with machine guns, having previously disarmed the employees who control them. Therefore, the situation remains calm, but Avakov and Turchinov will not go there. They are afraid of provocations.
In order to finally reassure the public, Paruby promised to describe everything in detail in his blog at UE, since not everyone has learned to understand him correctly. Some speech defects do not allow the secretary of the NSDC to achieve one hundred percent understanding.
In this difficult time there are two benchmarks: the Crimea and the dollar. The rest is not decisive. It makes no sense to discuss the composition of the “interim government”, the actions of Speaker-President Oleksandr Turchynov, the composition of the “democratic coalition” in the Verkhovna Rada and other topics that are traditional for peacetime. We quickly returned to the nineties of the last century, with all the characteristic signs of that fun time. And nothing new will happen. Only more, let us say, severe forms of processes are possible. Let's start from the peninsula - the situation there has taken quite understandable forms, and there is already enough reliable information for analysis.
You all have seen enough of the “zomboyaschik” and you know that the Crimean rebels completely took control of the parliament and the government of autonomy. Today (February 28) acting Minister of the Interior Arsen Avakov could not get to Simferopol, since about 150 about well-armed people with not good-natured persons were waiting for him at the airport. The airport itself is operating normally. Simply, the VIP terminal was under the gun, and therefore, the board on which Avakov was located, according to some data, immediately turned back, and on the other, he landed to refuel. We read Arsen’s Facebook page: “This is an occupation! Armed occupation! ” The board with the head of the Security Service of Ukraine Valentin Nalyvaychenko (representing "UDAR" Vitaly Klitschko) tried to land at the military airfield "Belbek". But it did not land, as it was also blocked by armed men. And on the BTR-80. Unfortunately, the record of Nalyvaychenko's impressions of what he saw on Facebook is missing. And Twitter is somehow silent. Pechalka. And on the Perekop isthmus connecting the peninsula with Ukraine, soldiers of the special forces "Berkut" are on duty. Five buses. There is an RPG. There is no official confirmation of this information, since Arsen ordered the liquidation of the Berkut and reported on this in his blog at UE. However, there are Berkutovs, and this somehow does not fit the strategy of Kiev’s rapid European breakthrough to the shining heights of world civilization.
If we talk in general about the situation on the peninsula, then in 24 hours there was a quick and bloodless change of power. On the night of February 27, the very same “Golden Eagle” in a few minutes, without meeting absolutely no resistance, entered the buildings of the autonomy parliament and the Council of Ministers. It was so unexpected that no one understood what had happened. Honestly, I fell for the information about the seizure of administrative buildings of the Crimea "Right Sector."
There was no point in seizing parliament, since everyone was there and so ready. But they decided to act quickly and, most importantly, revealingly. In just a few hours, the deputies of the Crimean parliament dismissed Mogilyov, who was hoping for the favor of Kiev, and instead appointed him the leader of the Russian Unity party, Sergey Aksenov (“for” 53 deputy). The next decision of the Supreme Council of the autonomy: the holding of a "republican referendum on improving the status and powers of the Republic of Crimea." Residents of the Republic are invited to answer only one question: “Should Crimea have state independence and be part of Ukraine on the basis of treaties and agreements or not?”. Guess three times what the answer might be. By a strange coincidence, it is planned to hold a referendum on May 25, on the same day as the presidential election.
The next fundamental point: the speaker of the Supreme Council of Crimea, Vladimir Konstantinov, and the new prime minister, Sergey Aksyonov, consider Viktor Yanukovich as the current president of Ukraine. From this point on, you need a little more detail. The last time Yanukovych appeared on 22 February screens and said he did not recognize the new government. Then he disappeared. Yesterday, February 27, Yanukovych’s notorious decree appeared in which he declared Sevastopol the headquarters of the Commander-in-Chief (not Turchinov), ordered all security forces to come to him and declared the existing power of the putsch. However, there is no confirmation of the reality of this decree. But the official statement of Viktor Yanukovych, the main content of which is reduced to the text of the decree. However, without direct instructions about the use weapons junior commanders against higher. In the morning, February 28 (sorry for having paid so much attention to dates, this is a bitch, it’s important), Euronews broadcasted: Yanukovich’s plane landed at a military airport in Rostov-on-Don accompanied by two military fighters. His press conference is scheduled. The place and time of its holding are not specified for security reasons. There is no list of invited media either.
In principle, it is not difficult to guess what Yanukovych will be talking about. If, of course, will be. "An anti-constitutional coup took place in the country, the new government is illegitimate, we must take an example from the Crimea, the south-east of Ukraine must have its say." I think it should have been done yesterday, but Victor Fedorovich, as always, got rid of him. I have no illusions about Yanukovych. He did not even set fire to his fucking Mezhigorye.
In the modern play he is assigned a purely symbolic role. Russians have a president of Ukraine, the legitimacy of whose elimination can be challenged in international instances: judicial and diplomatic. Unless, of course, it comes to this. And there is a chance for the realization of the Crimean scenario in the eastern regions of Ukraine. I sincerely sympathize with the Russians, who have to work with him. A dumb customer is even hard to imagine. No, I'm lying. There is also Acne.
Crimea today is an exemplary version of the mirror version of events in the capital. There, the people on Independence rebelled against the gang - here the people rebelled against the illegitimate government. They captured the parliament and the government - admin office was captured here. In the Kiev events, the main role was played by the USA and the EU - Russia plays the solo part in the Crimea. And in order for the State Department to understand the seriousness of intentions, indicative, that is, very unexpected military maneuvers with an emphasis on parts of rapid deployment were carried out. Well, on the Plesetsk cosmodrome, just in case, with an interval of three minutes, two peaceful, that is, extremely strategic missiles that hit targets on Kamchatka after fifteen years in the mine, were launched. Near the US ships, plying in the Black Sea, there was some kind of incomprehensible submarine. What she does there is also unknown. But, bitch, stubbornly keeps close.
Of course, the events in Crimea are "a challenge for the new government." Well, so says speaker-president Alexander Turchinov. Or the president-speaker. The Verkhovna Rada appealed to the UN with a request to convene an urgent meeting on the Crimean problem. Turchinov with Parubiy will gather in the National Security and Defense Council to discuss the same problem. The situation is really difficult. If Lugansk, Donetsk, Dnepropetrovsk and other eastern regions of Ukraine 25 may (or earlier) hold referendums, then why hold presidential elections?
That is why it is important to follow the events in Crimea. Today they determine the likely course of events in Ukraine. And the dollar rate is the "speedometer" of the process. The lower the hryvnia falls, the faster the political and economic processes go. Tested in the nineties. Guarantee. So far, there is a steady downward trend. Usually it happens like this: the commandant of the NBU Kubiv declares that there are no grounds for the devaluation of the hryvnia, and ten minutes later the hryvnia is rapidly taking new and new heights in the form historical minimums. Moreover, the National Bank does nothing to support the exchange rate, since they “save every dollar” there from the reserves. Today, February 28, money changers are already trading at 12 with might and main. I remember that prominent opposition economists predicted a default for Ukraine at the rate of 10. Well, this is so, by the way. To extinguish the panic, the commandant of the NBU, whom the bankers affectionately call "the ragulator", ordered "temporarily" to impose restrictions on access to foreign currency deposits. In other words, he froze the funds of the population and enterprises. I need to explain to you what this will lead to? Towards the heyday of the black market in the spirit of the nineties. And finally, a little information about Crimea: aged, but still vigorous Zhirinovsky flies to Sevastopol. He will play the role of Victoria Nuland on the Maidan, only in the hard version. And the detachment of the sea guard of the State Border Service in Balaklava was surrounded by unknown persons. For the purpose of protection. Well, you never know ... What if?
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