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Europe is scared of Russia's possible response to Ukrainian events.

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If the Russians Tanks go to Kiev, they will only stop in Lisbon

As it turned out during surveys conducted by our correspondents among familiar Europeans through contacts in social networks, quiet panic reigns in Europe. If, before Yanukovych’s flight, everyone was hopefully expecting the fall of the pro-Moscow regime, as they called it, the regime and gloatally admired every defeat of the previous authorities, then after the current uncertain situation was established, all these feelings were replaced by fear, sometimes turning into horror.

The fact is that almost every European, be it a Pole, a German, or even a Portuguese, is sure that Russia will not leave it that way - she will certainly stand up for her eastern Ukrainians and bring troops to Ukraine, as was the case with South Ossetia in 2008 year Moreover, the citizens of European countries believe that if the troops of the European armies come out on the side of the victorious opposition, and they rate this probability very highly, then the Russians will not stop before military clashes with them. But even the expulsion of the European interventionists, they believe, will not stop the Russians: after entering into a rage, they will start to develop success and will stop only in Lisbon.

Experts and analysts are trying to reassure fellow citizens, pointing to the technical backwardness of the Russian army in the field of high-precision weapons and the fact that NATO forces outnumber Russian troops in numbers, but such arguments do not work for the public. Europeans believe that after the very first clashes with the Russians, their soldiers will flee from the battlefield just as the brave Georgians fled.

Most of all, Europeans are afraid to get into Russian captivity - Russian prisoners will certainly be sent to Siberia.

The propaganda unfolding against Russia in recent years, in which Europeans were told about the horrors of the Soviet occupation of Eastern Europe and about the fighters of the Hitler Youth, raped with bottles of Molotov cocktails, had the opposite effect, and now the Russians are afraid of panic and believe that there is no escape from them.

The Germans are especially scared. They believe that the Russians and Belarusians have not yet forgive the atrocities of their ancestors and are ready to take revenge on the Germans again.

Oddly enough, Norway was second in terms of panic.

“We have a common border with the Russians,” says one officer of the Norwegian army, “and nothing prevents the Russians from attacking us from the north.”

The Dutch are also scared. He believes that the Russians particularly hate the Netherlands for the sexual freedoms that prevail in them, and are just waiting for the opportunity to come to them and impose their medieval order.
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  1. koksalek
    koksalek 28 February 2014 07: 02
    +36
    "Most of all Europeans are afraid of being captured by Russia," but why don't we need you with your gay-European-lesbian "culture", decay at home, there's nothing to rot our territory.
    1. Horde
      Horde 28 February 2014 07: 09
      +6
      Quote: koksalek
      Europe is scared of Russia's possible response to Ukrainian events.



      here it is NAPUGAN becoming a cheap slogan for all kinds of corrupt media ...
      1. PANZER
        PANZER 28 February 2014 07: 21
        +15
        Rightly afraid. Who pisses that perishes!
        1. AVV
          AVV 28 February 2014 10: 43
          +3
          Quote: PANZER
          Rightly afraid. Who pisses that perishes!

          They are rightly afraid, then respected, are there gays who will fight in Holland ???
          1. Andrey57
            Andrey57 28 February 2014 11: 49
            +3
            Rightly afraid. Who pisses that perishes!


            The largest sales volume of laxative per capita in Angdia, probably now pharmacists are crying there - sales of diapers do not cover the losses from falling demand for laxatives - diarrhea and so on, without medication! laughing
    2. Civil
      Civil 28 February 2014 07: 18
      +30
      Tanks with nuclear reactors - crew bears with balalaikas, drink vodka from nesting dolls! Comrade what color is your bear ?!
      1. bomg.77
        bomg.77 28 February 2014 07: 28
        +8
        They correctly fear .... the news lull))
        banderlog would advise you to run
        1. Alex 241
          Alex 241 28 February 2014 07: 31
          +4
          Lesh, put here what you posted on the previous branch about the Vostok battalion
          1. Alex 241
            Alex 241 28 February 2014 07: 38
            +7
            Lesh, I'm sorry, I spread it without your permission: Two airports took specialists and Sevastopol and Simferopol, here are the pictures.
            1. bomg.77
              bomg.77 28 February 2014 07: 47
              +3
              Quote: Alex 241
              Lesh, I'm sorry, without your permission I spread
              Hi Sasha! Spread, mine or something))) he dragged them without demand laughing
          2. diver1977
            diver1977 28 February 2014 10: 34
            0
            And what does the east battalion have to do with it? I missed that branch, can I read more?
      2. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 49
        +26
        Civil (3) RU Today, 07:18 ↑
        Tanks with nuclear reactors - crew bears with balalaikas, drink vodka from nesting dolls! laughing and ahead is a commander, on a dashing ... bear !!! laughing
        1. krpmlws
          krpmlws 28 February 2014 08: 56
          +3
          According to the ancient Russian tradition, without armor, but let the horror tremble. laughing
    3. Wellych
      Wellych 28 February 2014 07: 27
      +9
      do not disappoint them, let them believe that they are written in the media.

      You can ignore reality, but you cannot ignore the result of this ignorance.
      1. major071
        major071 28 February 2014 08: 06
        +17
        It's time to repeat the trip to the geyropu, probably tired of waiting:
    4. ed65b
      ed65b 28 February 2014 09: 14
      +5
      "Most of all Europeans are afraid of being captured by Russia," but why don't we need you with your gay-European-lesbian "culture", decay at home, there's nothing to rot our territory.

      Because
      Europeans believe that after the first clashes with the Russians, their soldiers will flee the battlefield just like the brave Georgians fled.
      And it is true. will run away. laughing
      1. Jogan-xnumx
        Jogan-xnumx 28 February 2014 10: 53
        +2
        And how to escape !!! good
        If before Yanukovych’s flight everyone was hopefully expecting the pro-Moscow regime, as they called it, to fall and gloatingly admired every defeat of the previous authorities, then after the current uncertain situation was established, all these feelings were replaced by fear, sometimes terrifying.

        And the great drape to Lisbon will be led by columns of combat pi.dora.sov, leaving in a panic camouflage thongs, invisible condoms and homing vibrators ... lol
    5. denson06
      denson06 28 February 2014 10: 48
      +5
      Naive Europeans ... although ... there is nothing new, the same propaganda that took place during the Great Patriotic War of 1941-1945, when the population was frightened by Russian "soldiers-beasts" who rape women and eat children alive ...
      The Germans were very much surprised when Russian officers and soldiers gave their products to the German population, donated bicycles and other toys to German children, didn’t rob anyone and didn’t rape anyone ... Let them ask their ancestors as it really was ... after which they will hand over this is for their friends and children .. Let them ask the German athletes who came to Sochi to the Olympics .. how they were met and escorted, how they even supported them ... about how they live in Russia .. A huge part of the German business is now represented in Russia - p mouth will ask them ..
      Selling media and people whom it’s hard to call journalists ... they’ll zombie their own people .. wake up, people .. Russia is not an enemy of Europe or anyone .. Ask Merkel - she knows ... it’s just that the USA itself doesn’t gets down, but it’s obvious that he wants to get off.
    6. Arhj
      Arhj 28 February 2014 11: 33
      +3
      Quote: koksalek
      Most of all, Europeans are afraid of being captured by Russia, "but what for, we need you with your gay-European-lesbian" culture ", decay at home, there is nothing to rot our territory.

      Sometimes legends are good. Of course, we won’t get to Lisbon, but it’s still nice if the geyropeysky population takes these rumors seriously. So Europe as a center of power still perceives us and fears.
    7. Geisenberg
      Geisenberg 28 February 2014 11: 38
      +1
      Quote: koksalek
      "Most of all Europeans are afraid of being captured by Russia," but why don't we need you with your gay-European-lesbian "culture", decay at home, there's nothing to rot our territory.


      Well, they would have dumped chtoli in the USA ... otherwise they climbed where they didn’t ask.
    8. StolzSS
      StolzSS 28 February 2014 16: 29
      +1
      Correct prisoners should not be taken to wet near the toilet of these piderasts from geyropii))) laughing
  2. PalSanych
    PalSanych 28 February 2014 07: 02
    -63%
    Stupidity! Europe is more afraid of gas cuts than our rusty tanks in Berlin ...
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 16
      +30
      it's not rust, but dirt! and our tanks, as you know, are not afraid of dirt, especially the European ... laughing ! Hello hello hi
      1. Aleks tv
        Aleks tv 28 February 2014 07: 27
        +20
        Quote: Andrey Yurievich
        and our tanks, as you know, are not afraid of dirt,

        yes
        And the tank’s favorite thing is ... to break the German highway into the trash with a harp.
        The hobby of Russian tanks is ... at the gene level already probably.
        repeat

        Greetings, Andrew.
        hi
        1. Andrey Yuryevich
          Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 38
          +6
          This phrase was told to me personally by serious guys in the gash laughing when we went in, Müller thimbled away from the counter and took out the granules ... taught! lol
        2. krpmlws
          krpmlws 28 February 2014 08: 59
          0
          Yes, it's just a dream of every Russian tanker to ride on German autobahns. laughing
    2. Aleks tv
      Aleks tv 28 February 2014 07: 21
      +22
      Quote: PalSanych
      Europe is more afraid of gas cuts than our rusty tanks in Berlin ...

      Did PalSanych ... uh ... communicate with Europeans?
      Many members of the older generation have the question:
      - What actions do you expect from the Russians?
      Comprehensible speech disappears:
      - You are unpredictable, you cannot be understood logically.

      And it's not a joke. This phrase was told to me personally by serious guys in the gash, talking after a drink.

      ps And they still remember the men in quilted jackets on the T-34 ...
      yes
      1. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 26
        +10
        Many older members laughing there is only the older generation and there are members .... wassat
      2. Alex 241
        Alex 241 28 February 2014 07: 33
        +4
        Hello Lesh, it's time to put in Treptow Park!
        1. Andrey Yuryevich
          Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 39
          +4
          then we will put the "armature" for a long memory! good
        2. Aleks tv
          Aleks tv 28 February 2014 07: 43
          +3
          Quote: Alex 241
          Hi hello

          Hi Sanya!
          hi

          And the monument in the photo is Tagil. Very much I like him, not artsy.
          Kids and the ubiquitous kid around him and rush ...
          Beauty.
          1. Alex 241
            Alex 241 28 February 2014 07: 50
            +13
            Lesh, the Japanese are already singing "Katyusha" laughing What is it for?
            1. Lk17619
              Lk17619 28 February 2014 08: 19
              +2
              Generally cool)))))))) The Japanese want to tour with us on tanks in Europe ??? fellow Separate tour. will they join the squad or with us as part of ?? bully
              1. Nogicune
                Nogicune 28 February 2014 08: 42
                0
                hi it will be the most memorable photo session in their history laughing
          2. Alex 241
            Alex 241 28 February 2014 08: 19
            +3
            Lesh, we have in Victory Park, that's where expanse! laughing
            1. Aleks tv
              Aleks tv 28 February 2014 08: 40
              +2
              Quote: Alex 241
              Lesh, we have in Victory Park, that's where expanse!

              yes
              Sanya Kids on tanks... what could be better?
              good
              1. Alex 241
                Alex 241 28 February 2014 09: 07
                +2
                Quote: Aleks tv
                Sanya, Children on the tanks ... what could be better?

                Children on airplanes laughing
                1. Aleks tv
                  Aleks tv 28 February 2014 10: 45
                  +1
                  Quote: Alex 241
                  Children on airplanes

                  laughing laughing laughing
                  Yeah !!!
                  good
        3. flanker7
          flanker7 28 February 2014 23: 49
          0
          I’m sorry, but the GSVG didn’t have a T72, if you put it, then the T80
    3. mojohed2012
      mojohed2012 28 February 2014 07: 30
      +11
      What did you mean by OUR Rusty Tanks?
      Tanks of the Republic of Kazakhstan or Tanks of the Russian Federation?
      I wouldn’t drive the blizzard so recklessly.
      With all due respect, a bunch of comparisons were tans T-72, t-80, t-90 and others with Euroarm armored vehicles.
      Well, it’s understandable that propaganda of Western technologies is a field of any valleys crying with burnt Russian tanks under the control of stupid and cowardly Arabs, a comparison of performance characteristics, here are the conclusions - they say Russian tanks are worse.
      But - whoever sits at the leverage and leads in the tower - that’s where the power lies, and not in the performance characteristics and soothing stories about the decline of Russia.
      The Germans in 41 in tank groups compared to Soviet tanks collected selected trash and rye, but everything depended on the spirit of the army, command skills and experience.
      What is the experience of the generalists? Afghan, there the tanks didn’t practically fight, Iraq - they fought, but not for long - they bombed everything in the Stone Age with airplanes.
      And now how do you say that we have rusty tanks? If the Georgians fled even the small front-line detachments of the Russian army near Tskhinval with the rusty T-72 and t-64 even without additional body armor and cumulative protection.
      Yes, of course, the geysoldats will run, and there will be no other way, but I recommend that you think and understand that the tanks are also in the Soviet Republic of Kazakhstan and you will also have to fight them, well, at least with the mujahideen after NATO exits Afghanistan.
    4. Gakkoga
      Gakkoga 28 February 2014 07: 30
      +7
      Our rusty tanks belong to the most combat-ready army in Europe, so there is something to be afraid of.
    5. vovan50
      vovan50 28 February 2014 08: 19
      +2
      No, they respect our tanks too. This is at the level of genetic memory.
      1. Alex 241
        Alex 241 28 February 2014 08: 34
        +6
        Quote: vovan50
        This is at the level of genetic memory.
    6. seller trucks
      seller trucks 28 February 2014 08: 25
      +1
      Quote: PalSanych
      Stupidity! Europe is more afraid of gas cuts than our rusty tanks in Berlin ...


      once in Berlin, too, they thought so, to recall how it ended for them and half of Europe? And the Bundes army is not the same, not the Aryans, but some kind of heydaras. Well, minus, for a poor knowledge of history.

    7. shatu
      shatu 28 February 2014 10: 33
      0
      Quote: PalSanych
      than our rusty tanks in Berlin ...

      But the German army is "indestructible"
      http://topwar.ru/15947-pro-nemeckuyu-armiyu-ili-kak-ya-sluzhil-v-bundesvere.html

      I understand that this is a banter, but on the whole it correctly shows what the "tolerance" of local men has turned into.
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    9. Arhj
      Arhj 28 February 2014 11: 43
      0
      Quote: PalSanych
      Stupidity! Europe is more afraid of gas cuts than our rusty tanks in Berlin ...

      If our tanks come to Europe, we will also turn off the gas and block the oil pipelines.
      And about "rusty tanks" - since the late 40s, the Europeans have been told that the Russians will come, plus rumors about "squadrons of war bears", so their fear of Russia is at the genetic level. And you should never underestimate the enemy, especially if your army is being intensively decomposed by "European values".
  3. Aleks tv
    Aleks tv 28 February 2014 07: 02
    +36
    I read this article yesterday.
    Sent to colleagues.
    Squealed like horses ... well, more senility in the minds for a long time I have not seen.
    laughing
    good
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 28 February 2014 07: 12
      +12
      Quote: Aleks tv
      ... well, more senility in the minds have not seen.

      And if you will be hammered every day, that, behold, Russian tanks will attack us. Anyone will go crazy, in a couple of years.
      1. SSR
        SSR 28 February 2014 07: 30
        +5
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Quote: Aleks tv
        ... well, more senility in the minds have not seen.

        And if you will be hammered every day, that, behold, Russian tanks will attack us. Anyone will go crazy, in a couple of years.

        +. In Norway, children are still scared by terrible Russians (by the way, the Norwegians got out of the Middle Ages only 60 years old)
        Oddly enough, Norway was in second place in terms of panic

        In general, in the case of the Norwegians, everything is quite natural, but the Dutch have perverts, a sexual fantasy that the Russian barbarians will come and by all means and not just do it to them ......... Oops.
        1. Averias
          Averias 28 February 2014 12: 11
          0
          Quote: SSR
          (by the way, the Norwegians from the Middle Ages got out just 60 years old)


          You think too well of them laughing In villages, people having houses with all amenities (electricity, sewage, etc.). Keep pissing off the porch.
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    2. v53993
      v53993 28 February 2014 07: 23
      +10
      I read this article yesterday.
      Sent to colleagues.
      Squealed like horses ... well, more senility in the minds for a long time I have not seen.
      laughing

      And in vain they laughed. It's time to hike to the places of military glory of our ancestors. Look at others, and show yourself, so that they remember s.u.k.i.
    3. And Us Rat
      And Us Rat 28 February 2014 07: 37
      +4
      Quote: Aleks tv
      Squealed like horses ... well, more senility in the minds for a long time I have not seen.
      laughing

      laughing good
      1. Aleks tv
        Aleks tv 28 February 2014 07: 57
        +8
        Quote: And Us Rat

        Hi, SAM.
        hi

        He wrote earlier: my daughter is in correspondence with a girlfriend from Lithuania.
        So when they met, for a long time she could not believe that bears do not walk in the Ekb ...
        NOT A JOKE !!!
        I thought I was kidding on a well-known parable, NO, I DIDN’T JOK !!!
        They dissuaded the month. Dissuaded like.
        lol
        1. And Us Rat
          And Us Rat 28 February 2014 18: 05
          0
          Quote: Aleks tv
          Hi, SAM.

          Hello to you too. yes
          I’m busy, I worked in tourism as a young man - I have seen enough tourists from Europe and America, they have a monstrous gap between the general knowledge between the elite and the plebs.

          The elite (7-10% of the population) is superbly educated, children from elite families can quote Russian classical music to you in the original, argue about philosophy and almost universally play some kind of classical musical instrument. what

          And the plebs (90% of the population) do not know nichrome except their working professional skills, coming to us they spend the first day in prostration, because they really thought that we all ride donkeys, camels or military jeeps from kibbutz to kibbutz in the wild desert, and in the morning for a warm-up we beat the Arabs with rubber truncheons, which are harnessed to the Plows to open the desert. laughing

          In 90, when I arrived here, the local population did not differ in horizons either, like at school I was seriously asked by a classmate if I knew what a TV and a telephone were, but in 20 years we fixed it laughing, fortunately, a culture of curiosity is developed here, and it is a shame to be a dumbass. smile
  4. papik09
    papik09 28 February 2014 07: 04
    +9
    laughing And rightly so: they are afraid, so they respect. And for the future, make their leaders think with their heads, and not in the place where they sit, before supporting the likes of Klitschko, Tyagnybok and Yatsenyuk. And they will know that there is no need to stick your "beer" where they are not asking, and it is better to put things in order. To the author unconditional "+" hi
  5. shaitan
    shaitan 28 February 2014 07: 04
    +9
    Cat feels whose meat she ate
  6. Alex66
    Alex66 28 February 2014 07: 05
    +15
    Zhirinovsky should be sent to them on a friendly visit, so that he would try to reason them and convince them that this was not so and that they had nothing to fear.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 28 February 2014 07: 12
      +7
      Quote: Alex66
      Zhirinovsky on a friendly visit, so that he would try to reason with them and convince them that this is not so and they have nothing to fear.

      What would he say - Holland - there is no such country bully
    2. mojohed2012
      mojohed2012 28 February 2014 07: 36
      +5
      +. Yeah. HE will tell them so - "Obama, Ashton, Nulland! The cowboys. Here are 150 thousand. Choice soldiers of Russia! They will turn the whole world upside down. If you want our scientists to slightly change the axis of the earth and your whole country will be under water ..."
      Somewhere in general we have already heard this. And in Iraq, the beginning of the 2000's.
  7. Sunjar
    Sunjar 28 February 2014 07: 06
    +11
    Come on. Do they really think so? On the one hand, it’s even pleasantly a little, but on the other hand, it’s completely unpleasant that they judge Russia with such cliches. With regards to the technical backwardness in precision weapons: Europe and the United States scrambled with the appearance of Iskkanders in Kaliningrad.
    And as the saying goes: "They are afraid - it means they respect." And in life Europe was afraid of Russia, and they attacked mainly when the "Russian Bear" got sick and his fat decreased. There you can poke at every little thing, and whoever is larger will bite you.
  8. JIaIIoTb
    JIaIIoTb 28 February 2014 07: 09
    +13
    Most of all, Europeans are afraid of being captured by Russian prisoners - Russian prisonerswill certainly be sent to Siberia.

    Well, yes there are bears with balalaikas waiting for a vodka snack laughing

    The Germans are especially scared. They believe that the Russians and Belarusians still have not forgiven the atrocities of their ancestors and ready to take revenge on the Germans again.

    Yeah, I'm not vindictive. I will take revenge, then I will take revenge again laughing

    The Dutch are also scared. He believes that the Russians especially hate the Netherlands for their sovereign sexual freedom, and just waiting for the opportunity to come to them and restore their medieval order.

    I can’t rzhuuuuuuu. laughing
    The Dutch are probably afraid that we will force them to have traditional sex laughing
    1. kostyan77708
      kostyan77708 28 February 2014 08: 20
      +1
      I think the Dutch will only be happy if they push a bottle of Molotov cocktail in their ass laughing
  9. Soldier
    Soldier 28 February 2014 07: 09
    +23
    I can’t wait for the order. soldier Fear ,, nasty ,, laughing And if you seriously-crush the fascist reptile, the holy duty of every RUSSIAN (regardless of nationality) person.
  10. Gardamir
    Gardamir 28 February 2014 07: 10
    +4
    so does the cat know whose meat it ate? And the Dutch understand that they are not doing, and the Germans did not pay off their debt. Eh, we would have a normal government ...
  11. Sergg
    Sergg 28 February 2014 07: 12
    +10
    It’s scary to be a European: you can always be captured in Russian !!!

    And Siberia is really big here.
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 28 February 2014 07: 22
      +9
      "and they will send you to Siberia, remove the snow .... - all? - YES !!!" from.k \ f "golden calf" laughing laughing laughing
      1. Soldier
        Soldier 28 February 2014 07: 35
        +4
        No, here in Siberia, rear-wheel drive is not held in high esteem, we will somehow manage the snow ourselves. laughing A phrase about the snow from the formula of love hi
  12. bomg.77
    bomg.77 28 February 2014 07: 13
    +8
    Che they are constantly in a panic lately)))
    They know about their sins .. they know that the time will come and they will answer for everything.
    And the Dutch will answer for the ambassador laughing
  13. shelva
    shelva 28 February 2014 07: 13
    +1
    Do not be afraid of the gay ropeyskoe adversary, we are not the first to free you from the fascists. And you didn’t rest against us as a prisoner - your 3.14..rov per gpaza.
  14. Alikovo
    Alikovo 28 February 2014 07: 15
    +16
    "Who is scared, he is half defeated" - A. Suvorov.
  15. GELEZNII_KAPUT
    GELEZNII_KAPUT 28 February 2014 07: 15
    +4
    In the light of gay revolution, women can be said, they are always afraid of everything! laughing
  16. inkass_98
    inkass_98 28 February 2014 07: 17
    +6
    It's just that not a damn thing has changed in the consciousness of an enlightened Europe since the Cold War, as they feared our army and the USSR as a whole, and they are still afraid. Then it follows that all the fuss on our borders (NATO expansion to the East, the construction of missile defense systems in Poland, etc.) is done out of fear? Morons, nothing can fix them. And nasty things are constantly done to us out of fright and meanness (this is more of our "brothers" concerns from Eastern Europe).
    Then the thesis of Comrade Khrushchev is correct: "We will give you so much that you won't be hooting for a long time." It is necessary to speak with them in the language that they understand. One gets the impression that having taken on a bunch of garbage from Asia and Africa, the Europeans have adopted from them one of the main signs of the Eastern mentality - only strength is to be respected and feared. If the opponent (partner) is talking to you, then he is weak, and if he promised (or even gave) in the face - a respected opponent. Otto they are afraid to stand alone against us, strive to rush in a flock. After all, it is easier to answer in a heap, the extreme is more difficult to find.
    I apologize for the verbosity. Boiling up.
  17. Pastor
    Pastor 28 February 2014 07: 17
    +3
    another hysteria of geyropa..brehuny and provocateurs ..
  18. nahalenok911
    nahalenok911 28 February 2014 07: 21
    0
    Know the mice whose meat is eaten !!. Here's a joke.
  19. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 28 February 2014 07: 21
    +6
    Brave Georgians fled ... I found this in an article!

    Who wrote this? Zadornov, probably ...

    I will continue the topic:

    The proud Poles fled ...

    The brave Romanians fled ...

    The Germans, I hope, will not run - they will not intervene (we will turn off the gas).

    We will play the "Blue Danube" for the Hungarians from the speakers installed on the T-90 and give them Lemberg. The original, Austro-Hungarian city, you know (s)!

    Italians - drink vodka and feed pancakes. They say they are starving.

    We will come to the French to help them prepare for the holiday - the 200th anniversary of the liberation of Paris from the "pro-Moscow" government of the tyrant and usurper General Bonaparte. What? He was in Moscow and wanted to enter the service of the Russian empress!

    Of course - this is a clear agent of Moscow.

    We will not go to Lisbon - what to do there? But let's take a bullfight from the air - from the T-50 cockpit.

    They will say, but what about England? There was no England! "Yuri Dolgoruky" immediately worked.

    In fact, all this is not funny ... Europe will wait for "a million spectators in gray overcoats."
    1. SSR
      SSR 28 February 2014 07: 39
      +5
      Brave Georgians fled ... I found this in an article!

      Who wrote this? Zadornov, probably ...

      Lermontov, this is Lermontov wrote. )))))
      The Poles are not proud, they even in the anthem devil that Bonopart did not disappear)))))
      Translation of the Polish anthem into Russian (OPTION 1)

      Poland did not die,
      If we are alive.
      All that is taken away by enemy power
      We will return the saber.

      March, March, Dombrowski ...
      From Italian land to Poland.
      Under your guidance
      Connect with the people.

      Cross the Vistula, cross Wartu,
      We will be Poles.
      Bonaparte gave us an example
      How should we win.

      March, March, Dombrowski ...

      Like Charnetskiy in Poznan,
      After the Swedish occupation,
      To save the motherland
      We will return through the sea.

      March, March, Dombrowski ...

      Already there is his father Base,
      Says tearfully:
      “Listen, Basia! These are our
      Beat the drums. "

      March, March, Dombrowski ...

      As the saying goes - "kill yourself against the wall, damn whiner" Poles are "eternal whiners")))
    2. kripto
      kripto 28 February 2014 18: 00
      0
      And we won’t go to Lisbon, there are a lot of cork oak there, but we need to plug bottles with moonshine. And the filler for the brain boxes of our liberals is also needed.
  20. Capyar 48315
    Capyar 48315 28 February 2014 07: 22
    +7
    in - a point that is not rubber. But you don’t need to disturb the bears in the winter - you look, and then you don’t know how to wash your underwear and sweat. Europe would change the double approaches. and there would be less disagreement, and saving on diapers again
  21. Blackmokona
    Blackmokona 28 February 2014 07: 24
    -8
    Xs in the European direction is NATO's complete superiority over everything, and this is without the United States.
    See CFE. Under the USSR, we had superiority in everything, despite the USA
  22. Alexandr 2
    Alexandr 2 28 February 2014 07: 24
    +2
    Good news. Afraid means respected!
  23. Iskander1369
    Iskander1369 28 February 2014 07: 25
    +4
    Jokes with jokes, but in fact - they’re rightly afraid ...
  24. v53993
    v53993 28 February 2014 07: 27
    +6
    Russian prisoners will certainly be sent to Siberia

    In, Everything turned over the Geyevrop. Even our humane attitude towards prisoners. Well, where else in the world are cleaner air and water. Slender, healthy, ruddy will return. I am sure that not everyone will want to come back.
  25. Scandinavian
    Scandinavian 28 February 2014 07: 28
    +5
    I will say this about the article, Russian man harnesses for a long time, BUT then he goes quickly... so we can say that for a long time we saved up all provocations against Russia, but the vat could overflow with it and then, our actions will be taken from those realities that threaten us.
  26. deman73
    deman73 28 February 2014 07: 30
    +5
    Since you are afraid the geyropeytsy means respect, then remember the lessons of past years as our grandfathers walked around your geyropa, it will be necessary and we will pass, but not only to Lisbon, but immediately to Washington
  27. Nikaviz
    Nikaviz 28 February 2014 07: 30
    +23
    Oh.!!! How I would like to remember HISTORY constantly ... and not to put IT "Cancer" - After all, they smell ... whose "meat they ate .." wassat
  28. KOH
    KOH 28 February 2014 07: 31
    +7
    This is after two districts raised the alarm, their pants are already wet ... RUSSIAN BEAR, raised his paw, do not make it stand on its hind legs to its full height !!!
  29. Flinky
    Flinky 28 February 2014 07: 31
    +6
    Fuck there. We will stop no sooner than Washington, but we’ll think about it.
    1. v53993
      v53993 28 February 2014 07: 35
      +6
      We will stop no sooner than Washington, but we’ll think about it there.

      And why stop. Through Alaska and back to our homeland, it’s even closer. Walk like a walk! Or are we not Russians?
  30. kodxnumx
    kodxnumx 28 February 2014 07: 31
    +4
    what. here, the Americans turned the whole Europe into fagots with Russia until it grows, where you saw fagots as war men, because they are fagots!
    1. aleksandrs95
      aleksandrs95 28 February 2014 08: 42
      0
      The troops of Alexander the Great, under the Gargamels, were to a large extent of a blue orientation, therefore they related to the death of their partner, as we did to the death of women.
  31. shitovmg
    shitovmg 28 February 2014 07: 34
    +1
    I read the article with pleasure and a smile on my face! Huge + !!! On the other hand, it is a pity that such an opinion still exists about us. I'm not talking about tanks, they are rightly thinking about them ...
  32. Capyar 48315
    Capyar 48315 28 February 2014 07: 35
    +6
    DIVISIO.O. .UN!!!! CLIMB!!!! ALARM !!!)))) COMRADE OFFICERS! THE ORDER ON THE PERFORMANCE OF THE THROWING MARCH ON LISBON IS RECEIVED. Let me even dream in the morning
  33. project sity
    project sity 28 February 2014 07: 36
    -15%
    The article is generally tin, read and neighing: D It's definitely noticed With rusty tanks you can’t walk around: D
  34. VADEL
    VADEL 28 February 2014 07: 40
    +2
    Why do we need this Europopa itself to decay, and Ukraine must be defended.
  35. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 28 February 2014 07: 45
    0
    I haven’t been so happy for Russia for a long time. Olympic victories are good, but what has been seething in the minds of Europeans is our victories together for decades. A cat knows whose meat has eaten.
  36. ya.seliwerstov2013
    ya.seliwerstov2013 28 February 2014 07: 45
    +1
    I haven’t been so happy for Russia for a long time. Olympic victories are good, but what has been seething in the minds of Europeans is our victories together for decades. A cat knows whose meat has eaten.
  37. avaria30
    avaria30 28 February 2014 07: 46
    +3
    Yeah, we are soldier . Sometimes, I'm afraid of myself laughing
  38. Corsair5912
    Corsair5912 28 February 2014 07: 48
    +3
    Geyropa scared herself, the faint-hearted probably already jump from the roofs.
  39. Magadan
    Magadan 28 February 2014 07: 49
    +1
    Hmmm and this is a thought :)
    Come on, I’ll start to drive the American flag under the American flag about Ukro-Bander-Natsik with whom Russia will be done anyway and then will go back to Berlin / Paris and all this is arranged by the Americans to drop the Euro, destroy Europe as the main competitor and finally crush Germany as a potentially independent country from NATO?
    Then, I tell them, it all fits! Hence the "fuck EU" in Snowden's famous talk and revelation ....
    laughing
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    2. Egen
      Egen 28 February 2014 09: 30
      0
      Quote: Magadan
      I'm like that under the American flag at the European forum

      And what are the euro or the US forums _military_ where about Ukraine and indeed they say about us, no one knows? It would be interesting to climb to see ...
  40. Semen Semyonitch
    Semen Semyonitch 28 February 2014 07: 52
    +1
    Most of all, Europeans are afraid to get into Russian captivity - Russian prisoners will certainly be sent to Siberia.

    The most worthy are in Siberia. The rest are on Kolyma)))
  41. Semen Semyonitch
    Semen Semyonitch 28 February 2014 07: 55
    +2
    He believes that the Russians especially hate the Netherlands for the sexual freedoms prevailing in them, and only wait for the opportunity to come to them and restore their medieval order.

    ... yeah, we will rape bottles with Molotov cocktails ...
    1. Altona
      Altona 28 February 2014 08: 26
      0
      Quote: Semyon Semyonich
      ..ag, we will rape bottles with Molotov cocktails ..

      ------------------------
      Why are you so cruel, my friend ... At first we will give a drink of these bottles to calm down ... wassat
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  43. Altona
    Altona 28 February 2014 08: 00
    +2
    When I communicate with my German friends, well, our former Soviet ones, it’s true that in Europe, and in particular the Germans are afraid of our unpredictability, and especially if it will be some kind of military response ... Because in steadfastness and ruthlessness we, as equals no ... Yesterday I was genuinely delighted with the seizure of buildings in Simferopol so that Crimean deputies could calmly carry out their activities ... Quietly, professionally, without tantrums with furniture breakdowns ...
    And it doesn’t matter which tank we’ll come to, the fact that this tank will fight ... And they will answer us for Sevastopol anyway ... They already owe us that, or we owe them, with an adequate symmetrical answer ... And the tears are they will not go out of sight, but will flow down their thighs ...
  44. sigizmund472
    sigizmund472 28 February 2014 08: 02
    +2
    They cook, cook porridge, and when they make it, they themselves become scared.
    Quote: CON
    This is after two districts raised the alarm, they already have wet pants ...
    I agree, plus, definitely)
  45. Al_lexx
    Al_lexx 28 February 2014 08: 11
    0
    Moreover, the citizens of European states believe that if the troops of the European armies take the side of the victorious opposition, and they estimate this probability very highly, then the Russians will not stop before military clashes with them. <...>

    Thank. Special plus for morning positive. Merry twig turned out. laughing

    It’s interesting, even if all this is nothing more than a joke of humor, they, in America and Europe, do they really think that all this will simply be hushed up and pro-American Euro-Fashi will sit on the throne in Ukraine?

    And the fact that someone is staying there ... Well, he does it right. It’s better to lighten up in advance so that you appear clean before the Creator. wassat
  46. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich 28 February 2014 08: 17
    +4
    Exactly. The point should shrink if you know what you've done wrong. And the ass in the body system is designed to perform certain excretory functions, and not for a "substance receptacle". Therefore, p ... sy, they are rightly afraid. They know that it is time to eradicate bestiality. But given the fact that they do not understand the Russian language, and everyone crawls early to the calls to stop with their pi ... mi laws, it would be time to teach the wits. And then, after all, such territories are disappearing, you see, everything would be allowed under the corn ... soldier
  47. oblako
    oblako 28 February 2014 08: 30
    +3
    But with Bendera, we did not make peace ...
  48. stroporez
    stroporez 28 February 2014 08: 35
    0
    that is, when they supported the fascists, were they not afraid? And now they’ve managed it? I think this is the best characterization of the modern world. The Nazis are ----- native children. And Russia, no matter what color it is, it will always be the enemy ........ and even when we get to Lisbon --- why stop?
  49. andrey777
    andrey777 28 February 2014 08: 36
    0
    Apparently there is something to be afraid of "a stigma in the gun"
  50. Support
    Support 28 February 2014 08: 39
    0
    Fear? Well, the flag in their hands. Let them continue to be afraid. So they smell whose meat they ate. How many centuries have climbed into Russia. And forever raked. They have it along the way at the genetic level. Propaganda has nothing to do with it. And therefore, they are afraid, as they say, that means respect. So, you can sneeze and through someone you demand a part of someone’s territory)). Well and so on. Eurogames .... damn it.