Behind the adoption of a number of urgent laws, without which the country will not be able to function exactly - the abolition of language law, renaming of streets, lightning release of convicts and other important for the country acts, for which, apparently, everything was started.
The country is fascinated by how Rada votes - how the Olympiad wins at the sprint distance, do not breathe or groan. Laws are taken from the voice, without reading the letter, without sniffing the spirit. Op-op-op - accepted! Who walks there left? Right, right, right. No quorum - nonsense, why does a person have 4 limbs? Everyone can vote with two hands, and some titushka-acrobats of a sporty appearance citizens seem to use their legs. The reverent silence of the most patriotic and principled in the world of Ukrainian journalists, passionate fighters with buttons and violation of constitutional procedures, as if gives us to understand - then the leg - who needs a leg, not to mention the hands. Regionals and Communists vote as if a pistol barrel rests on the back of their heads, but who cares? The main thing is to adopt important and urgent laws for the country. Yes, and finally collect the Cabinet. We are already confused about sorting out candidates and chewing stuffing. An analysis of the discussions shows that people are ready to believe everything, no matter how incredible it seemed yesterday.
But it is not only by lawmaking that the victorious politician lives, has not yet made exactly a single step to prevent an economic collapse. A lot of other things take all the time. For example, today they were sawing, as I understood, on the initiative of the most useful parliamentary faction, a star from the dome of the Verkhovna Rada. It was this totalitarian symbol that made our parliament a gathering of unfunny, but suko, wildly selfish, talkative clowns, dumplings eaters, blockers of the tribune, panel board and toilets, business solvers, lazy truants and tireless lobbyists. Now that the star has been cut down, let's live.
Although there remains a lot of work in this direction - how many around the symbols of the totalitarian era, even though everyone left and drank. Schools, train stations, theaters, hospitals, power stations ... Monuments to Ilyich and war heroes are overthrown almost everywhere, and we are getting closer to prosperity. Today it is logical to start with the subway, where the totalitarian. At the stations, sickles with hammers, stars and other masonic signs were cut off and broken. It would be much more logical to cut off the metro itself, as a blatantly arrogant symbol of the totalitarian past, but here as with Kyivenergo - regional rolls and sour cream are boycotted, and hands off electricity.
Of course, the deputies themselves didn’t saw the stars, this isn’t weights, and there’s definitely no gold. Religious urgent business engaged in social activists. I fully welcome this format, in which the hands of social activists are engaged in a more or less peaceful, albeit dubious meaningfulness, matter. It's still better than shooting and burning.
However, this is time. They burned down the house of Simonenko’s son - apparently, in the new paradigm, the son is responsible for his father. The father is responsible for the daughter - the daughter of one of the regionals blew up the door to the apartment, turned it all upside down, studying the details of life, gloatingly watching the horror of the owners and counting the spoons in the kitchen.
Inna Theological burned the car. Some kind of matrosnya. Talking about this dramatic atrocity, the object of which was the car of the righteous, Inna Germanovna for a moment lost her guard and called the pogromists a sailor. It could have been titushki, but apparently, it was still not titushki. Judging by how zealously Theological proactively assured that these people have nothing to do with the Maidan, one may suspect that they do. Honest Inna, therefore, could not call them titushki and now, found another word - matrosnya. Against the background of howls about the love of the God-bearing people, the squeamish "matroness" looked especially piquant. “And for what?”, As the new revolutionary passionary, neophyte and wrestler sent us a message. And the truth is - as soon as the object of the pogrom became its own machine, the white clothes on the representatives of the insurgent people were replaced with dirty sailor vest.
However, Inna Germanovna suffered at least from strangers, although they were deeply close to her, besides those moments when they burned her car, revolutionary citizens. Doniya, on the other hand, beat up her very own, class and ideologically close Svobodaists. Marked to bloody bubbles. At night, one of the educators, who was invited on the air as a decent gentleman, explained that Doni received what he deserved, because a month before that he had voted with the Regions for the budget, such a bastard.
The deferred punishment shook the ardent, but cowardly patriot, but the main thing is not even this - the regionalists and the communists, who are still trying to rock the boat, supposedly threaten us, yes they force us, yes we protest, was given an object lesson "We beat our own people to be afraid of others" .
Today found Klyuev with a shot through leg. Who has shot - is not reported. Klyuev saw Yanukovych and gave an application for calculation. He swears that he did not give the decision on the forceful dispersal of the Maidan, and in general he was not allowed to negotiate.
With tragic circumstances of use weapons and the death of our fellow citizens on both sides of the barricades is still not clear. Video analysis shows more and more clearly that some phantom snipers of incomprehensible affiliations fired at those and others. In the meantime, Berkut was mixed up with shit many times and decided to disperse, although many more and more loudly ask a question - if snipers shot at those and others, for what did you betray anathema and disperse special forces? And what will you do if, besides aspirations and God forbid, you need it?
Meanwhile, justice is in place, even without revolutionary triples, but purely outdated, are increasingly carried out by armed citizens. Sometimes they rush in to the meeting of the now fake councils, hung with arms like an American fur seal and in a very recognizable tone suggest that those who wish to take it away. Others declare that they have a gunman, traffic cops and judges, and still others simply shoot at their annoying neighbor. Did you hear anyone being arrested? To open a criminal case with the prospect of bringing to trial and fair punishments? After all, have the courts now become one and all just? This was not hard to achieve. Armed critics and auditors, whose intentions are beyond doubt, always have a magical effect on the judge, and he delivers the required verdict instantly. Finally, we waited for an independent court, which our Western curators noted with satisfaction.
I can not use my official position to speculate about the affairs of the media. The bloody dictator is deposed, democracy prevails in the country, and our media are busy reporting for the third day on visits to the estates and palaces of the regime's henchmen. Reporters intently and vindictively study the object, recount spoons, scratching accessories to identify gold and diamonds. Looking at the journalists, who are everywhere without a queue, they are impatiently prancing the crowds of tourists who rushed into Mezhyhiria to feed their hatred. Calling kitsch, generously casting samovar gold interiors, chock-full of works of such egregious bad taste that it’s dumb to talk about them - this, of course, is impressive. Stupid paintings, painted with a bad brush of a variety of poyarkovyh, sculptures, sculptured by Kosorukov amateurs and sold to customers without any aesthetic sense to customers at a bad price - these are all gifts and offerings on the vertical of power. What to give to a person who has everything - this is a question of questions, which kills each nobleman one step below before visiting one who is one step higher. Well, now something like this will not.
But people like it, the trail to Mezhigorya does not grow and does not grow, lovers of beauty with poor glitter in their eyes rule in former Yanukovych's penats, impatiently crossing two solid, cutting across the road and impatiently signaling - the revolution finally canceled the traffic rules. They used to spit on them, not forgetting, however, to call cops cattle, and now there is no one to be afraid of.
And in Mezhigorye they found red tyrant panties. They felt every millimeter, sniffed every thread, licked every spot. Placed photo. Leshchenko did not forget from a distant Gamerica to hint that, perhaps, it was in these criminal underpants that the guarantor proceeded to cheat on his wife, tattered workman. (pervert)
That is, the level of journalism is getting higher and higher. But how else, after all, the revolution is gidnosti. Golden toilet - the eternal symbol of the investment (investigative - ed.) Heights of the best feathers of the country, their trouble-free simulator like Shenderovich mattress, gave way to a thorough examination of the trunks with wide press coverage.
They did not find a golden toilet bowl, the underpants were already somehow studied. The further the pride of the Ukrainian media will be engaged in is not clear. Over the years, the guys mastered hundreds of thousands of evergreen grants, hilling the topic of total dictatorship and journalism of journalists, and, of course, searching for the golden grail of a urinal. Now, when the enemy of the press is deposed - at least, according to Turchinov, nothing threatens journalistic freedom, censorship is futile, and the toilet bowl is faience, what to do next? Who to fight?
Well, okay "Chesno". Rybachuk should have already expired on waste products, seeing as a new power out of new faces - the fly did not land! - frenziedly button. Apparently, he also went under zero - for he and his brood did not make a single squeak on this subject.
But what should be stop-censors when there is no censorship? This question was one of the easiest, in vain I was worried about the fate of colleagues. The censor of our elegant way out of the strongest camp and became themselves censorship. Their denunciation, written in the best traditions of Yavorivsky and his comrades, would have shown the depth of the moral fall of this public, if it had not been so comical.
If Stalin and Beria were driving us today, these guys would not even need to be retrained. What formulations - purely Fahrion at a party meeting nails renegades who do not want to understand the world-historical significance of the Russian language. In the denunciation named specific journalists who are responsible for "to discredit the participants of the protest movement, which intensified the aggression of the security forces and their willingness to carry out criminal orders. ”
When citizens, fucking from endless prayers and hymns across all channels, from the severe depressive aesthetics of fire and darkness, tried, by clicking the consoles, to find at least one channel, showing the situation from the other side, at least one media giving to speak, not only to activists, not only to radicals, but also moderate guardians, and they did not find it, it turned out that control over the media was still insufficient.
And they still haven't broken their hands with feathers and keyboards and cameras for those who tried to see the situation in space, to be a reporter, to be a descriptor, and not an agitator, promoter, brainwasher, PR manager, NLPPShnik. And it would be necessary to break it down - at least figuratively, I am sure, Stopzenzur.
And finger points to those who “Must become persona non grata for the media space of Ukraine”. Now it is clear who wrote 4 a million denunciations in due time?
Actually, nothing is new under the moon, and the phenomenon of neophytesism, including. This is when former prostitutes become the greatest moralists, the bright orange itself is the former bright blue, the most voluptuous bourgeois former hippie beggars, well, and the most cynical zealots of censorship are former fighters with her. By the way, quite virtual. For during the years of the criminal regime, not a single talk show was closed, no matter what filth they used to pour representatives of the regime on themselves, not a single opposition media was deprived of a license, not a single leshchenko was named persona non grata. Even despite his tireless public investigative search for a golden toilet.
Cognitive dissonance does not press, colleagues?
PS. Meanwhile, on the Maidan on February 23, the scene's security guards coordinated the Kiev distribution of the Chronicle of Current Events and seized 12 thousand copies of the newspaper, which contained material critical of the opposition, and reported on this from the website. And the press service of the channel 1 + 1 complains that their film crews lately now and then someone attacks. And in the release for some reason there is no titushka's word, that's what's alarming ...