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Part II



Aunt Sanya did not appear with a bag. Neighbor Petrusha, who crawled out of his house with a shovel exactly when I was finishing the last snowdrift, said that the postman picked up the flu and picked up because she wasn’t drinking vodka. Petrusha didn’t hear anything about the laws that released electricity prices on a free flight in the name of the triumph of the electric oligarchy, although he swore that he watched television yesterday at midnight, and the Sochi Olympics were interrupted three times by releases News.



“Well, such news may not be broadcast on state channels,” I thought. “No, they will certainly pass it on,” my brain objected.

At home, I turned on the computer and entered a search query on law No. XXUMX-FZ in Yandex. I remembered the title from my dream: “On the introduction of social norms for the consumption of electricity in the territory of the Russian Federation”. I also searched Google. And even in “DuckDuckGo”. No exact match! There was no such law!

- Calm down. You just had a nightmare, ”said the brain. - I know. I'm the brain.

“Every nightmare has a source,” I replied.

Today there is no law, but tomorrow will be. Not tomorrow, so the day after. Not in the winter, so in the summer. Not in the summer, so in the autumn. Not in the fall, so next year. There is no doubt about our government reformers and their advisers. Words to the wind, these people do not throw. But something I can do. No, I'm not talking about forks and the revolutionary campaign against Moscow. I'm talking about the fact that my woodshed is big and there will be nine or ten cubes of wood there.

I dial Van Wanych's number on my cell phone.

Van Vanych is a red-faced peasant who carries firewood on an old ZIL-130 with a jammed body. From the cab of his truck, he does not jump, but falls out, hanging for a second on the door. This person is usually drunk, energetic, cheerful and always asks to smoke, not remembering that I do not smoke. Each time he tells the same anecdote about a Russian, a Jew and an American, where a Russian is incredibly the most cunning. We need to call our Van Vanych in the morning when he is visited by thoughts about money and opohmelka.

In response to his snappy “aa” instead of “hello,” I say:

- Hi, Van Vanych. Drovishk would be me.

“What are you, what are you, what are you,” a wood businessman suddenly begins to pitch. - Where is the firewood?

- From the forest, of course ...

In my opinion, Van Vanychu urgently needs something like an invigorating morning cocktail from Jeeves (for more details, see the writer P. G. Woodhouse).

Van Vanych clears his throat. I hear him strike a match, light a cigarette.

- You give me do not provoke! - he gives. - You put on your glasses, smart, it means. Comprehend. I do not have any firewood - and the point.

I can not understand anything.

- You did not drink it yesterday, Van Vanych?

“Quit,” he agrees.

“You don't carry firewood anymore?”

- I do not drive.

- Liquidated the business?

- I? Why me? It's them.

- Who?

- In the Kremlin. They have entered into force there. Yesterday Fedorov told me at the logging site: that’s all, that's that. Firewood banned. You can not sell, you can not carry.

- How - banned? Who!

- I say, in the Kremlin. Medvedev signed the decree. Ecology should be protected, understand? They say that in summer the village commission will go. Furnace check. Who is not removed - a fine.

- You want to say, the furnace can not be heated?

- While you can. I'm at home. But firewood can no longer be traded. Cops on the track will be caught and fined. They say that in a European way we will begin to live now. Without firewood. Than Siberia is not Portugal ... Did you see on TV how the Americans presented a new iPhone to Medvedev in Sochi? Putin just smiled, and this gave?

Having got rid of Van Vanych, I began to twist-scroll yesterday's informational tapes on the computer. The pounding of the heart resounded in the ears, stomach, and heels. Medvedev banned firewood? .. Here it is, this terrible news!

Russia has introduced restrictions on the use of certain types of solid fuels

RIA “Novosti”, Ilya Tryavoguzkin. Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev signed a decree of the Government of the Russian Federation No. XXUMX “On imposing restrictions on the use of certain types of solid fuels in the Russian Federation”, aimed at reducing emissions of soot and methane into the atmosphere, preventing climate change and maintaining a favorable environmental situation. This was reported by the Kremlin press service.

The resolution was adopted in the framework of the Long-term Development Strategy of the Russian Federation up to 2030 and relies on the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC), as well as the global initiative on short-lived anthropogenic factors affecting the climate system (Short Living Climate Factors, SLCF), approved on G-8 Summit back in May 2012 (Camp David), where Russia was represented by D. Medvedev.

According to UN forecasts, the reduction of emissions of soot, methane and hydrofluorocarbons will allow protecting the globe from premature death to 2030 million by the year 2,5. Having joined the initiative, Russia agreed not only to voluntarily upgrade diesel engines, to improve the quality of fuel, but also to abandon archaic brick kilns.

According to Anatoly Chubais, quoted by Rossiyskaya Gazeta, the 21st century is the “era of advanced technologies and efficient business management.” Therefore, Chubais noted, “Russia should not pretend that it keeps up with the times, but keep up the pace! Otherwise, G-8 will again become the “seven”, and the West will begin to stick our noses at our ancient patriarchal and almost generic life. I find the government resolution not timely, but belated. ”

In turn, the critics of the new decree are convinced that the government, having formally joined the next dubious initiative, in fact, observes the interests of the Russian energy oligarchy, which will now pump up the prices of both gas and electricity. According to Eduard Limonov, the Kremlin struck a “ruthless and final blow” at the Russian village, from which it would not recover. The oppositionist called the decision to ban firewood “the last nail in the coffin lid made by Medvedev’s cabinet at the request of the world shadow government - the Bilderberg club, at meetings of which the odious figure of billionaire Chubais is periodically celebrated”. In his blog, the writer also noted that if the Russian open spaces give up stoves, as the “gentlemen from Camp David” would like, then by the year of 2030 in Russia “not 2,5 million people, but 25 million will die out. No, not from soot emissions. By cold".

Limonov recalled the words attributed to A. B. Chubais: “Well, thirty million will die out. They do not fit into the market. Do not think about it - new ones will grow. ” The new “ecological” plan, according to the blogger, is precisely the “Chubais brainchild”, on which the Bilderberg club has put the stamp “approved”. It is Anatoly Borisovich, the oppositionist declares, “rules Russia today,” and Medvedev or Putin are only “figures for PR,” formally representing Russia at “all kinds of summits there, forums in some Davos or at the Olympics”.


The note was attached to a brief interview, which Mr. Medvedev kindly agreed to give to the RIA Novosti correspondent.

Ilya Tryavoguzkin: Dmitry Anatolyevich, judging by how long this ruling was prepared, it is a weighted decision.

Dmitry Medvedev: The decision is tough, but really thought out and justified. The reason is not only in emissions. Forests must also be protected. In the end, we have so much gas! Why do we need firewood? Only irresponsible people can cut down forests to drown any prehistoric stoves there. Some heat furnaces because they are afraid of gas. Do not be afraid of him.

I. T .: But it’s not all gas.

D. M .: So let them spend. Where is the public initiative? The pipe passes near the village, but there is no gas in the village. I saw this. In this country, so everywhere. Or are they waiting for Medvedev to hold them?

I. T .: Don't you think that it is too expensive to conduct gas in Russia? What gas can not afford many people?

D. M .: Do not turn upside down. You, the journalists, just to criticize. You look at the headlines in the media: "Medvedev has banned firewood," "The government is talking about the UN" ... Where did these accusations come from, where did the panic come from? People spend so much money on firewood that they could well pay for gas. And how much they spend on vodka? It is better to let the gas workers give this money. Or do you want gas to be let down for free?

I. T .: To bring gas in some regions will cost 200, and even 250 thousand rubles. With this money a countryman could buy sixty, or even seventy cars of birch firewood and stove a stove in a big house for about twenty years. And two hundred thousand is not all. After all, for the gas burned in the winter will have to pay several thousand rubles a month. Do not you think, Dmitry Anatolyevich, that gas in Russia could be cheaper and that ...

D. M .: We have a market economy. If you see a violation in the pricing system or, in your opinion, someone intends to apply a corrupt scheme, complain to the regulatory authorities. Not enough money - take loans. Until this country gets rid of the furnaces, it can’t see real progress. Stop living in the Middle Ages! Therefore, the government introduced administrative responsibility for the use of firewood. Got you - pay a big fine. In Europe, almost no one uses wood. Fireplaces are fun for the rich. Firewood is sold by the piece, almost as souvenirs. A hundred euros a handful. Emissions are strictly regulated, the terms of the convention and protocols. We must comply with global environmental standards. It was not for this purpose that political and economic reforms were carried out in this country in order to return to the sixteenth century.

I. T .: Thank you, Dmitry Anatolyevich.


- Thank you, our dear, dear Mr. Prime Minister and progressive - I said.

“Don't be nervous,” said the brain. - You can not be nervous. Your heart is naughty.

It seems the brain was right this time. In my eyes darkened, his head grew heavy, as if his fingers fell through the keyboard and computer mouse suddenly threw wire increased in size and acquired human traits. Her eyes appeared.

- Wake up, sleepyhead. Well, get up, - said the mouse. - Snow should be removed. There is no way out of the gate.

Eyes. Nose. Lips, chin, neck. This is not a mouse, but my wife. Her face hangs over me. Mouth on the face opens and delivers a surprisingly familiar words of the court, snowdrifts, gates, shovels, strong man who likes to get up early ... I am in the bedroom. Deja vu.

- Did you have a dream? - asks the wife. - Come on, get up ... Well you like to clean the snow. I’m going to ten to twenty.

“Stop, stop, stop,” I say. - I'll do everything. Sleep

I get out of bed, take a safety pin from the dresser and poke a tip on my finger.

- Ay! - I say.

Painfully. And a drop of blood.

- What? - Says sleepy wife.

- Nothing, a finger accidentally pricked.

Then I open the tap in the kitchen. The water is getting hotter. Steam rises above the sink. Finally I burn myself. Yes it hurts. I pinch the skin in the crook of the elbow - pinch the nails. And again - it hurts.

I boil a kettle, drink tea. I understand: I had a dream in a dream. Now I do not sleep, but still slept. Aunt Sanya with a receipt on 22 thousand rubles, law sotsnorme, then awakening call Van Vanychu and news on the Prohibition Medvedev wood - all this I had a dream.

And you know what happiness is? In that you realize: there are no changes and reforms yet. What can live.

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  1. Same lech
    Same lech 16 February 2014 06: 40
    +33
    LADIES that henbals are overeating - if this message is true then it is no different from SERDYUKOV.
    From time immemorial, Russia has been drowning with firewood, and MEDVEDEV WANTS TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUR ENEMIES ... well ... I’m just indignant at his actions.

    I think it is contraindicated to lead RUSSIA in principle.

    I personally am not going to obey this ... as I drowned and will drown - I wanted to sneeze at him.

    I would like all this to turn out to be untrue, but knowing from our history I expect any dirty tricks from KREMLIN.
    1. rkkasa xnumx
      rkkasa xnumx 16 February 2014 07: 59
      +33
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      I think it is contraindicated to lead RUSSIA in principle

      I think it is contraindicated to lead in principle wink
      1. Ingvar 72
        Ingvar 72 16 February 2014 09: 43
        +33
        Guys, this is just a feuilleton! But the tale is a lie, but a hint in it. According to the trends, we will come to these decisions soon. According to the WTO rules, in a couple of years we will have to equalize energy prices.
        Oleg, thanks for the morning defibrillator. good
        1. cosmos111
          cosmos111 16 February 2014 10: 18
          +15
          Quote: Ingvar 72
          it's just a feuilleton! N

          “A fairy tale (feuilleton) is a lie, but a hint in it! Good fellows a good lesson! "

          but, from ours, miracle managers can be expected of everything ((((
          ordinary people, they do not care (((
          their assets $$$ have long been abroad, lovers, lovers (gays), children all over the hill (((
          to the Russian people, they have an attitude, like to niggas on the plantations (((
          only to how, to the source of their income >>>> the rest is their "problem" (((
          feuilleton, not feuilleton at all, but the bitter truth!!!!
          1. lapo32
            lapo32 17 February 2014 08: 29
            0
            They always stole, and the oprichnina was always there, but they did not withdraw money and assets over the hill, but invested in their own country, and now ... the truth is that the geyropeys took up on the sly, but ours wants to grab more, and there it will be seen
        2. Pilat2009
          Pilat2009 16 February 2014 11: 19
          +16
          Quote: Ingvar 72
          Guys, this is just a feuilleton!

          Social norms for energy are feuilleton too? Already conducting an experiment in some regions
        3. lapo32
          lapo32 17 February 2014 08: 19
          0
          Why, after two years, we have already overtaken many energy-missing countries
        4. illarion
          illarion 17 February 2014 20: 45
          0
          But will they equalize their salaries? I won’t vote for them anymore. And I’ll set off relatives.
      2. predator.3
        predator.3 16 February 2014 12: 52
        +4
        Quote: rkkasa 81
        I think it is contraindicated to lead in principle


        Watching the Olympic news, Dimon is sometimes shown on TV, but one thing, something, I have never seen him in the company of Vovan Vovanych, is that something? what and something often flashes by D. Kozak, and with GDP, and separately, on the one hand it’s clear - was responsible for the Olympic construction, but on the other, can the future prime minister? request
      3. Arberes
        Arberes 16 February 2014 13: 46
        +17
        D.A.M. and greenpeace, in the fight you were happy ...

        Throw the woods to me Ivan Ivanovich ???
        Stop jamming cruel moonshine!
        I would have to heat the stove for the night
        And then I’ll freeze like a mammoth in a winter dream!

        Neighbor Petrusha crawled out with a shovel
        Tell-Aunt Fields won't come!
        Mowing everyone flu-bloody
        And only the one who drinks vodka will survive ???

        My brain is haunting me!
        I still smell a worried soul
        What will soon bring again "tickets"
        What will happen to my heart? Oh my God!!!

        Another decree in the Kremlin - "people's" is ripening!
        D.A.M. seriously took up ecology!
        Firewood sucks. let people freeze?
        Gas with electricity will warm your soul!

        Thirty million will be frozen soon ???
        Chubais I deserve the reward!
        Let the gas spend-taking loans
        Let there be light, but let Chubais give the order!

        Great sequel1 Thank you Mart hi drinks
    2. Ascetic
      Ascetic 16 February 2014 10: 19
      +11
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      LADIES that henbals are overeating - if this message is true then it is no different from SERDYUKOV.
      From time immemorial, Russia has been drowning with firewood, and MEDVEDEV WANTS TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUR ENEMIES ... well ... I’m just indignant at his actions.


      DAM, although a comrade torn from real life, it should be recognized that
      Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev signed Decree No. 99 of the Government of the Russian Federation “On Introducing Restrictions on the Use of Certain Types of Solid Fuel in the Russian Federation,”
      Fake, Same as FZ-25 on the introduction of energy soldering, as well as the draft amendments to the Law that are on Putin’s signature
      dated May 8, 1994 No. 3-ФЗ (as amended on July 23.07.2013, 29) “On the status of a member of the Council of the Federation and the status of a deputy of the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation”, supplementing article XNUMX “Medical, household and pension benefits of a member of the Federation Council , deputy of the State Duma. " The unanimously approved bill was submitted for signature to President Vladimir Putin.

      The deputies of the "energopayeks" were not lucky, but they didn’t introduce compensation to their loved ones. smile And what should they do to the poor fellow now?
      Here are typical examples of information warfare, the more monstrous misinformation the more it looks like the truth, and PEOPLE BELIEVE.
      1. Ascetic
        Ascetic 16 February 2014 10: 20
        +5
        By the way, an extreme government decree under 97 number On approval of the Rules for the provision of subsidies to Russian organizations of the timber industry complex for the implementation of investment projects using industrial biotechnologies t February 11, 2014 No. 97.

        But there is Resolution of February 10, 2014 No. 95
        On measures to optimize and simplify the process of technological connection of power receivers of consumers to electric networks
        And also an excerpt from the meeting of Medvedev with the deputy prime ministers
        Dmitry Medvedev: By 2015, we set a goal reduce the time to connect to electricity by an average of 45 days. This is very tough, if we keep in mind what we had recently. These changes will affect those consumers who use equipment with a capacity of not more than 150 kW, that is, the most common equipment when it comes to opening a business or some relatively small companies.
        A. Dvorkovich: It's about turning sequential procedures that allow you to join, in a parallel procedure.

        Now companies or people must first submit documents to the network organization, ensure technological connection, then submit documents to the sales organization, conclude an energy supply agreement. Only after that they will be able to receive electricity. In accordance with the decree, the applicant will trust the grid organization to go through the approval and conclusion of an energy supply agreement with the sales organization. This agreement will be concluded even before the completion of the technological connection. Thus, as soon as the technological connection is ensured, the contract will already be in force, and immediately the possibility of supplying electricity will appear. This is what makes it possible to reduce by 30 days the entire procedure for connecting to electric networks for such organizations and individuals.


        In general, private traders still drove along the Rogachevsky highway as before, still selling firewood and did not hear about any prohibitions and did not know. smile
        So firewood has not yet been banned, BUT to prepare a Government Decree on the introduction of tax on soot chimneys in the framework of the Convention on Environmental Pollution smile
        1. Ascetic
          Ascetic 16 February 2014 10: 33
          +9
          Seriously, without feuilletons, since 2011 there is
          Prichase of the Ministry of Nature from 26.10. 2011 number 863. Refers to business entities
          link
          This order introduces an accounting procedure and a database of subjects polluting the environment. This does not apply to private individuals, but pipes need to be cleaned of soot regularly. Suddenly, they will introduce and fine them into the Rospotrebnadzor base? There is nothing else to expect from the anti-people bloody regime. crying
        2. Pilat2009
          Pilat2009 16 February 2014 15: 20
          +1
          Quote: Ascetic
          BUT to prepare Government Decree on the introduction of tax on soot chimneys under the Convention on Environmental Pollution smile

          They will transfer this tax to the UN chtoli? It would be better if chtoli switched to Euro-4
        3. illarion
          illarion 17 February 2014 20: 48
          0
          There was already a tax on pipes in Russia. They began to heat in black.
      2. cosmos111
        cosmos111 16 February 2014 13: 08
        +2
        Hi Ascetic hi
        Quote: Ascetic
        DAM, although a comrade torn from real life, it should be recognized that

        and iPhone that we have an independent, political and economic figure ????
        you, what to me, again shove pasta on the ears (((
        you yourself, you position yourself as a serious polit .. analyst (((

        In Russia, all decisions, both political and economic, are for the president (((((
        whether someone likes it or not, but it is so !!!!!
        DAM, a completely dependent figure, from the president !!!!
        one, word or case against the president’s course and he, at best, retired (((

        PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA V.V. PUTIN, the only politician on whom EVERYTHING depends in Russia!!!!!

        the rest, pawns, clowns, provocateurs (girik), slime dishes,
        embezzlers and other characters of Russian politics
        wassat ((((
        1. demel2
          demel2 16 February 2014 17: 58
          -1
          Quote: cosmos111
          the rest, pawns, clowns, provocateurs (girik), slime dishes,
          embezzlers and other characters of Russian politics

          The suite plays the king.
    3. Patton5
      Patton5 16 February 2014 10: 26
      +8
      A pipe passes near the village, but there is no gas in the village. I have seen that. In this country so everywhere

      Not for that in this country political and economic reforms were carried out

      For him, Russia "THIS COUNTRY".... In the oven instead of firewood, nits
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 16 February 2014 13: 32
        +4
        Quote: Patton5
        In his oven instead of firewood, I rot

        Yes, she will not accept it, spit it out! yes Aspen count only. Well, a silver bullet as a control ... And there already the devils will turn up ...
        1. demel2
          demel2 16 February 2014 18: 00
          +6
          Not according to the old Russian tradition, two birches will do.
    4. vladimirZ
      vladimirZ 16 February 2014 10: 36
      +10
      MEDVEDEV WANTS TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUR ENEMIES


      But Medvedev without this is the ENEMY of millions of people in Russia.
      The politics and economics of the organized crime group, which includes Medvedev, are essentially anti-people.
      The time will come when, nevertheless, the people's power will come and give a tough assessment to all these Medvedevs, Chubais, Putin.
      1. ac5pr7u
        ac5pr7u 16 February 2014 10: 57
        +10
        That you have Medvedev to blame for everything, and Putin has nothing to do with it. I read some here, but how, what good is Putin, bad Medvedev. The division of labor is somehow.
        1. vladimirZ
          vladimirZ 16 February 2014 17: 45
          +4
          Medvedev is not independent. Medvedev is following Putin’s instructions no matter who Putin is.
          Therefore, one cannot be bad, but the other is good.
      2. demel2
        demel2 16 February 2014 18: 01
        +1
        With our infantile people, this will not happen soon.
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    6. Tersky
      Tersky 16 February 2014 10: 47
      +21
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      I personally am not going to obey this ... as I drowned and will drown - I wanted to sneeze at him.

      That's right, the main thing is to approach this issue creatively:
      And let DAM try to prove that this is not a haystack. laughing
      1. Ascetic
        Ascetic 16 February 2014 12: 16
        +18
        Quote: Tersky
        That's right, the main thing is to approach this issue creatively:


        How to approach the issue in the Ivanovo region, where it continues action "Give firewood"
        For two and a half months, while the action lasted, we managed to raise funds to heat all 159 houses.
        link
        I will be immodest, but my children and I threw themselves into a firewood car (7 thousand for 5 cubic meters with delivery) to heat one of the houses, because the Ivanovo region is not a stranger to me but my daughters were born and raised there.

        It was possible to bring 5 cubic meters of firewood to each house in 47 houses in the Zavolzhsky District, 7 in Puchezhsky, 12 in Verhnelandekhovsky, 27 in Kineshem, 3 in Palekh, 5 in Yuryevets, 12 in Pestyakovsky, 3 in Luhsky , 38 - in Rodnikovsky.

        The coordinator of the action, Archpriest of the Kineshem Diocese, Dimitry Grudoglo, said:

        - People from many parts of Russia responded to the call to give firewood to those in need. Money was donated even from the island of Cyprus.
        link



        The same action took place earlier in the Smolensk region.


        The Russians have always been strong with the COMMUNITY (PEACE) that they have been destroying since the Stolypin reforms.The more we have people who care, the faster we Russians move away from the ideology of individualism and consumerism, the faster we will be able to restore our original Russian state on the ideals of justice and goodness. And before that, we will change some oligarchs with others and essentially nothing will change.
        1. not main
          not main 16 February 2014 19: 24
          +3
          Quote: Ascetic
          firewood machine (7 thousand for 5 cubic meters with delivery)

          The gas-53 (3307) body without laying includes 2,5 cu.m. and 7tr is expensive!
        2. Tersky
          Tersky 16 February 2014 20: 13
          +5
          Quote: Ascetic
          I’m immodest, but my children and I threw themselves into a firewood car

          On such "immodest" Russia keeps! Stanislav, drinks !
    7. atalef
      atalef 16 February 2014 12: 40
      +5
      hi
      - Every nightmare has a source,

      masterpiece good
      Thanks Oleg
      We are waiting for a nightmare on the street ........... (squeeze the necessary) --- part 3
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    9. Sinbad
      Sinbad 16 February 2014 15: 54
      +2
      A joke, a joke. But it is not for nothing that they say: "In every joke there is a grain of a joke." And that D.A.M. is just a worthy successor of the Gorbachev-Yeltsin cause.
    10. Nick
      Nick 16 February 2014 18: 40
      +4
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      I would like all this to turn out to be untrue, but knowing from our history I expect any dirty tricks from KREMLIN.

      The author in the article describes his dream, but in our wonderland everything is possible in the long term ... And dreams become reality ...
    11. PValery53
      PValery53 16 February 2014 18: 46
      0
      And did not you try to "pull your eyes on ... well?" - it helps a lot in "parttel" work ... - No other words.
      1. Volkhov
        Volkhov 16 February 2014 19: 10
        +2
        The government is hereditary revolutionaries and understand that the firewood ban is archived for the development of the revolution as an incentive to leave for the forests and create partisan detachments.
        It is also important to promote the Caucasians to the police, judges and the administration of the cities, then the fight against Caucasian dominance will smoothly move into the fight against the system.
        Do not bother to create a revolutionary situation.
    12. Evgeniy-111
      Evgeniy-111 16 February 2014 20: 48
      +1
      Have you tried to search for this decision? In nature there is no such (with such number and name)!
      Feuilleton, however! What do you all take on faith at once!
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    14. siberalt
      siberalt 17 February 2014 01: 22
      +1
      http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/337/verm854.jpg
    15. Oleg14774
      Oleg14774 17 February 2014 06: 44
      0
      Quote: The same LYOKHA
      MEDVEDEV WANTS TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUR ENEMIES

      He had already done this a long time ago with his behavior and his protection of the heart and the like. This is not a prime minister, this is a gay political one in a passive version (please note, I express myself politically correctly)!
      Previously, they were called simply enemies of the people, the country!
    16. briliant1
      briliant1 29 March 2014 01: 34
      0
      They lie about the west - in Italy, for example, in the houses they heat stoves all the winters - they save gas, not everyone can afford it. and on the beds there are still thin electric mattresses, specially designed for heating the bed. It’s cold without winter. In Italy it’s cold. If it’s 0 on the street, then it’s in the apartment + 12-14. Not at home, but crypts.
  2. starmos
    starmos 16 February 2014 06: 45
    0
    this is some kind of nonsense what or DAM completely off the coils !!!! fool
  3. Same lech
    Same lech 16 February 2014 06: 45
    +4
    People spend so much money on firewood that they could well pay for gas — I can imagine in the middle of the impassable taiga a taiga hut — and a gas pipeline is drawn to it for hundreds of kilometers — I can't believe this stupidity.
    1. sergey32
      sergey32 16 February 2014 09: 14
      +8
      Where are we without firewood? At first I was also upset. Well, I think I only bought Husqvarna on you. It’s good that this is only a dream in Oleg’s dream. By the way, as the report saw, even in Berlin, not everyone can afford gas. Many in winter heat their apartments with firewood. So my cleaver will not rust.
      1. Ingvar 72
        Ingvar 72 16 February 2014 09: 45
        +2
        Quote: sergey32
        It’s good that this is only a dream in Oleg’s dream.

        Looks like he recently watched the film "Inception". laughing
        1. Darn
          Darn 16 February 2014 11: 00
          +2
          Solid fuels include not only wood, but bituminous coal, peat, anthracite coke, semi-coke, and brown coal. Could DAM mean them?
      2. dustycat
        dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 18
        +4
        Quote: sergey32
        By the way, as I saw the report, even in Berlin, not everyone can afford gas

        There was such a report.
        Many homeowners associations based on Khrushchevs in eastern Germany on the adjacent territory and on the roof grow a special breed of shrub bred in the USSR - it is specially bred especially fast-growing - it is harvested all year round, dried, and in the winter heaters and boilers are heated by boilers in the boiler rooms of these houses built into the basements.

        And now the question is: why can’t apartment houses in Russia be equipped with such boiler houses?

        I know the answer.
        Emissions to the atmosphere have absolutely nothing to do with it.
        1. Darn
          Darn 16 February 2014 15: 39
          0
          they grow a special breed of shrub bred in the USSR - it is specially bred especially fast-growing -

          And what is this shrub?
  4. andrei332809
    andrei332809 16 February 2014 06: 49
    +9
    There is no doubt about our government reformers and their advisers.

    so no one doubts them. alien, b ... me! don’t understand where they live.
    author respect hi let's hope that everything in the history of Russia will be "happy" and without any "end" s
    1. major071
      major071 16 February 2014 07: 39
      +23
      Respect for Oleg! good
      And this is so, after reading inspired laughing

      Premier firewood banned
      Said to switch to gas
      Apparently, the "redhead" visited him
      And he proposed to issue such a decree.
      Now fine for logging
      And let the stove break everything
      Lead the gas, and whose pocket is full of holes
      Live in an icy house.
      I’ll ask: what about the pies from the stove?
      With stewed milk in the oven?
      The prime minister said: pay for gas!
      And eat in the city restaurant! laughing
      1. andrei332809
        andrei332809 16 February 2014 07: 50
        +8
        Quote: major071
        Apparently, the "redhead" visited him

        I would say who visited him, but censorship does not allow am
      2. Mart
        16 February 2014 07: 53
        +13
        Quote: major071
        Premier firewood banned
        Said to switch to gas
        Apparently, the "redhead" visited him
        And he proposed to issue such a decree.

        Comrade Major - deserved applause! drinks
        1. major071
          major071 16 February 2014 07: 56
          +14
          Good morning everyone! hi Applause is a lot! repeat I agree to a can of pickles! laughing
          1. andrei332809
            andrei332809 16 February 2014 08: 15
            +4
            Quote: major071
            I agree to a can of pickles

            go around angry hamburger eat badass tongue
          2. Ingvar 72
            Ingvar 72 16 February 2014 09: 48
            +4
            Quote: major071
            I agree to a can of pickles

            I would say right away - pickle hunting. and then cucumbers, cucumbers ... laughing
          3. Tersky
            Tersky 16 February 2014 10: 44
            +4
            Quote: major071
            I agree to a can of pickles!

            Oh how laughing ! Friday was like the day before yesterday, in theory, pickles (pickle) are pulled the next day, Saturday. Considering that Sunday today is no more than a ash-tree, it was postponed to Saturday. laughing
            1. major071
              major071 16 February 2014 10: 58
              +14
              Friday smoothly moved on Sunday, while losing Saturday somewhere. laughing A brine has a beneficial effect on brain activity! drinks So pickles are yours! wink
          4. Arberes
            Arberes 16 February 2014 14: 05
            +10
            Quote: major071
            Applause is a lot! I agree to a can of pickles!


            In the dark, but no offense!

            Applause is over!
            I am fed up with them in the end!
            You give me a bottle of vodka
            Yes, a jar of pickles!

            We will flood the wood-burning stove with tar!
            Take the button accordion, the guitar will sing!
            We will drink and sing for everyone who dreams
            In a hut without light. celebrated the New Year!
        2. Tersky
          Tersky 16 February 2014 10: 54
          +7
          Quote: Mart
          Comrade Major - deserved applause!

          But first we applaud Comrade Marta, for comrade Marty’s feuilleton is for Comrade Major’s verses. laughing drinks !
          1. Asgard
            Asgard 16 February 2014 19: 48
            +8
            Yes, Guys take possession of the High Syllable and Arabes and the Major, and All Oleg is guilty, inspiring)))
            It is written fervently, I even sweat)) at the very stove’s house, I prefer firewood, I’m burning the fireplace because the record is old (0s, so kick hard)))
            1. Puffed up
              Puffed up 16 February 2014 22: 40
              +4
              I also have two furnaces now, then big ones. Today, a German chainsaw then sawed firewood. Calm in my opinion is called that. The whole chain is blunted then. The trunks are then frozen. I sat on the Internet at night, and now I’m interested in asking you whether it’s reasonable for someone, something special:
              "Address to Putin by Deputy General Rokhlin - A. Morozov"
              Have you ever read this? On the Internet, then a lot of things. A firewood then ... What the hell to them, and not our birch firewood then. Let Medvedev climb to the roof himself and clean the pipe. I now have just so much ice ...
              1. afire
                afire 17 February 2014 08: 10
                0
                come on you wink
                This is from a series about banning smoking in general places, on the same Kazan everything! and the police too! they stand and smoke and it’s not noticeable that someone would hide or scribble.
                The same thing with firewood - everyone understands that it’s impossible to trace our huge one, and the bear understands this, just took a step towards support to ban emissions and all such methane))
                As they drowned, they will continue to drown - do not worry
  5. Pf, fqrfktw
    Pf, fqrfktw 16 February 2014 06: 50
    +10
    As you know, there are two troubles in Russia! Everyone knows the first, and the second; - we don’t have a lot of fools, the only trouble is that they are all in power!
    1. Egoza
      Egoza 16 February 2014 10: 12
      +11
      Quote: Pf, fqrfktw
      As you know, there are two troubles in Russia! Everyone knows the first, and the second; - we don’t have a lot of fools, the only trouble is that they are all in power!

      So you need to do "two in one" - roll all the fools into the asphalt! Such roads will become smooth! wink
  6. PPL
    PPL 16 February 2014 07: 17
    +6
    Good morning to the author! hi
    Thanks for the dream thriller.
    Nightly fears are beneficial - they help adapt to stress.
    I wonder what torments Medvedev nights? lol
    1. Same lech
      Same lech 16 February 2014 07: 32
      +3
      I wonder what torments Medvedev nights? Favorite iPhone smile
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    3. Tersky
      Tersky 16 February 2014 11: 16
      +6
      Quote: PPZ
      I wonder what torments Medvedev nights?

      A nightmare worthy of the work of Stephen King, the fulfillment of the wishes of the inhabitants of Odessa - "Shaw would you live as you become poor" laughing
  7. Name
    Name 16 February 2014 07: 35
    +4
    Oleg, thanks !!! We don’t drink vodka, we eat, therefore we don’t get sick (with a virus .....) DAM and any initiatives, this is a failure, that is, initially against the interests of RUSSIA.
  8. individual
    individual 16 February 2014 07: 38
    +7
    Threats infused into Russian reality:
    "Chubais, democracy, Dima-iPhone, Serdyukovshchina and fagot * Europe."
  9. Anatole Klim
    Anatole Klim 16 February 2014 07: 40
    +9
    And you know what happiness is? In that you realize: there are no changes and reforms yet. What can live.
    Author Oleg Chuvakin

    I read many definitions of happiness, but your definition, although sad, but at the moment relevant, we hope that we will survive the era of change.
  10. My address
    My address 16 February 2014 08: 04
    +6
    One of the ancient Roman senators began any speech in the Senate with the words "Carthage must be destroyed."
    Why do our deputies (yes, I was not mistaken in writing, I was not mistaken), even from the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, do not start speaking with the words "Medvedev amas Serdyukov am , should be on .....! "?

    I remember Zheglovskoe "A thief should be in prison!" How many he robbed with his kookies with a sabotage bias.

    And Chuvakin, like Volodin, for their articles hi .
  11. Farvil
    Farvil 16 February 2014 08: 16
    +4
    Not a country, but one madhouse.
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 16 February 2014 08: 29
      +4
      Quote: Farvil
      Not a country, but one madhouse.

      Well, here you are wrong. not just a madhouse, but a lot. Count how many administrations we have. And the Kremlin is the parent enterprise. research institute
    2. novobranets
      novobranets 16 February 2014 08: 30
      +2
      Quote: Farvil
      one madhouse.

      But big. fellow
      1. andrei332809
        andrei332809 16 February 2014 08: 36
        +2
        Quote: novobranets
        But big

        let's release the globe of Russia on sale? we are not so big, if we count those who shit us or are going to spoil them. There are six shame in their shame.
        Lord, how fatigue accumulates. Especially when you fight off home-grown liberians and pi ..... (well, in rhyme)
        1. yur
          yur 16 February 2014 18: 46
          +1
          Quote: andrei332809
          let's release the globe of Russia on sale? we are not so big, if we count those who shit us or are going to spoil them. There are six shame in their shame.
          No, not especially China, India, South America, Africa or Indonesia spoil us. It’s more likely for the fortunetellers to issue a topographic map (part of North America and 1/10 of Europe).
  12. Zomanus
    Zomanus 16 February 2014 08: 50
    +4
    Yes, Dimon must be made an honorary dude not to travel abroad, so that he would be responsible for ... damn it, he will bring anything to insanity. In short, you need to do something with GDP and domestic politics. And then it will fly up the ass when everything is normal in front.
    1. yur
      yur 16 February 2014 19: 46
      +1
      Quote: Zomanus
      Yes, Dimon must be made an honorary dude not to leave the country, so that he would be responsible for ... damn it, he’s
      For firewood !! Well, for your bazaar.
  13. Name
    Name 16 February 2014 08: 51
    0
    According to Anatoly Chubais, quoted by Rossiyskaya Gazeta, XXI century and not only believe me "that this is" the era of advanced technology and efficient management. "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E75aiioShxk

    And you know what happiness is? In what you realize: there are no changes and reforms yet ... Oh li. repeat ... http: //www.garant.ru/article/524662/ belay
  14. AnpeL
    AnpeL 16 February 2014 08: 56
    +3
    Having read first to the middle of the text, I really started looking for the Decree of the Government of the Russian Federation No. 99 “On introducing restrictions on the use of certain types of solid fuel in the Russian Federation”. It only relieved when I read it completely.
  15. krot
    krot 16 February 2014 09: 01
    +1
    we’ll heat with coal) they’ll definitely not refuse coal ..)))
    1. dustycat
      dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 31
      +2
      You think?
      In Poland, the production of special MODERN AUTOMATIC coal boilers is subsidized.
      In Russia, we produce only PELLET automatic boilers. WITHOUT SUBSIDIARIES.
      Coal-fired boilers as they were antediluvian parody of stove-potbelly stoves remained.
      But anyone who travels along the Northern Railway can see bald spots from campfires from bushes and trees cut down in the railway security zone through the windows of the cars.
      To questions about this from the local people (who sit down from stage to stage) they say that you have an excess of firewood due to extinct villages - there is only one answer - these firewood are not allowed to be exported !!! They force villages to gasify!

      And what the gasification of Russian stoves is fraught with - the material was on the central heating as in the village twelve young people were burned to death from such a "gasified" stove.
  16. Gray 43
    Gray 43 16 February 2014 09: 02
    +6
    Somehow it’s not going to feuilleton, most likely a bleak future, we have already swung at paid access to the forest, paid fishing everywhere, about compulsory home insurance hinted-plans are huge, it's a pity we don’t pull the authorities’ appetite
    1. Magadan
      Magadan 16 February 2014 10: 21
      +5
      They just stupidly copy the American system of forgetting the population. It's just that when you pay for everything everywhere and all around you have to, you involuntarily become neurotic and terribly afraid of losing your job. If in Russia we in any way have to pay only for a communal apartment and a kindergarten (well, a mortgage, if someone has a hut that is not free from "damned commies"), then in the United States there are two dozen such compulsory accounts (including taxes of all levels).
      Coming up with any kind of crap, such as compulsory home insurance, our "philanthropists" simply lay around us like wolves so that we would sit quietly and tremble each one for his own skin.
  17. bya965
    bya965 16 February 2014 09: 29
    +3
    Masterpiece!!! The author cheered me up in the morning. Thank!

    This is about firewood (decree of January 22, 2014). The mother-in-law, who drowns with firewood, laughed for a long time, where are such prices?
    The Governor of the Saratov Region Valery Radaev signed a decree setting the price for firewood for the region's population. The corresponding document has been published in the Consultant database of legal documents.

    By the decision of the head of the region, amendments are made to the government decree "On providing the population of the region with solid fuel".

    Part 2 of clause 1 of the document was decided to read as follows: "To sell coniferous firewood to the population at the price of 235 rubles 43 kopecks per cubic meter, birch fuel wood at the price of 413 rubles 92 kopecks."

    http://www.vzsar.ru/news/2014/01/30/gybernator-ystanovil-ceny-na-drova-dlya-nase
    leniya-oblasti.html
  18. old rocket man
    old rocket man 16 February 2014 09: 30
    +9
    Earlier, children at school studied "Vera Pavlovna's dream", now everyone will study Oleg's dreams.
    A wicked joke for Sunday morning, because many, out of habit, having not yet read to the end of what’s good grasp the forks and guns, the word, especially in time, was said to be stronger than a bullet. Thank you, Oleg, cheered up. It’s sad that happiness somehow turns out to be, I want, of course, changes (for the better, of course). God forbid that your dream does not come true. drinks
    But be careful with talent laughing
  19. SRC P-15
    SRC P-15 16 February 2014 09: 53
    +3
    Having seen such dreams, dear March, you have one way out: instead of a lawn in your area, plant trees (fast-growing) for firewood. laughing
    I hope they will not forbid chopping on their own land, plus mushrooms and berries in their forest. Again, the forest air, no medicine is needed, which, moreover, in your next dream, can be banned. good Hard and unpretentious, life in the village feuilletonist! smile Good luck in your field!
    1. dustycat
      dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 39
      +2
      Quote: СРЦ П-15
      On their own land, I hope they don’t forbid hacking,

      Break off.
      There is already a decree prohibiting logging without coordination with the relevant committee of the local government.
      Those. if "landing" is indicated in the inventory that this committee holds on the master plan as "landing" you can not do anything.
      And when this committee is impatient to make an "inventory" and cheerfully report on the increase in the number of green spaces in the reporting area - no one knows.
      They will just come and be fined for illegal logging.
      1. SRC P-15
        SRC P-15 16 February 2014 21: 00
        +2
        Quote: dustycat
        They will just come and be fined for illegal logging.

        Well, you are exaggerating too much. On my land, I want to plant something, buildings, yes, I need to coordinate. And if I plant my entire territory, for example, with apple trees, then no one will forbid me to cut them and plant them again. The only condition for planting trees is to observe the distance from the border of the neighboring plot, though I don’t remember how many meters. Before, when people paid a tax from each apple tree and bush, people chopped trees so as not to pay extra money. And even at that time they don’t have anything it wasn’t for this. Maybe somewhere in the city, your resolution also works, but not in the village.
  20. Vl690006
    Vl690006 16 February 2014 09: 56
    +3
    I remember in January we were on a roadstead in a bay in Izmir (Turkey). A multi-million city and mountains on three sides. So in the morning the whole city was sometimes not visible due to smog, because due to the lack of central heating, even high-rise buildings were heated by stoves. And drowned with all garbage. Until the wind blew, he could and held on.
    And secondly, where are we going to get the baths? Gas can be heated, but the smell of a real Russian bath will not be. So let the Russian bath live forever with wood heating.
  21. OLGRIN
    OLGRIN 16 February 2014 10: 12
    -3
    What is the scribble about?
  22. Egoza
    Egoza 16 February 2014 10: 20
    +5
    Thank you, Oleg! Just great! "The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it!" In no case give the Russian stoves! We are overjoyed at the gas, the stoves have been destroyed, and now, when they realized the expensive gas, there is no one to put the stove down. The stove-makers are up, but we always hold candles! God forbid an accident - the light of the power line will fall, or the wires will break ... then in general "the end of the world". And in winter there is still a supply of water in bottles. It freezes, cleans well, almost like Epiphany becomes! That is how we live! fellow
  23. Magadan
    Magadan 16 February 2014 10: 31
    +7
    Quote: Old Rocketman
    after all, many, out of habit, not having read to the end of what good grasp the pitchfork

    In 1998, after the default, they didn’t catch it ...
    I still hope that the Russians will develop effective forms of protest without overthrowing the supreme power
    and plunging the country into another chaos.
    And those who climbed to the top and call themselves the "elite", in vain think that the Russians are a silent and all-tolerant herd, able only to endure or to follow the crowd of a "revolutionary" hired in the West.
    For every century, we had several riots, unlike Europe, which just all the mockery of the elites endured obediently. For example - salt riot. The then oligarchs, along with officials, muddied speculation on salt. The people spontaneously gathered, defeated the homes of individual boyars, and then demanded that the tsar give the most important corrupt officials to tear the crowd apart. Sagittarius somehow not very willingly dispersed the people, because understood that the truth is for the people. The king tearfully begged the people to forgive some of his relatives, but failed. A thief was given out and the people quickly sent them to the next world.
    This lesson, along with another - The Copper Riot, then Serdyukov-Chubais for a long time.
    1. dustycat
      dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 45
      +2
      Quote: Magadan
      I still hope that the Russians will develop effective forms of protest without overthrowing the supreme power

      Blessed is he who believes.
      At meetings of homeowners MKD does not gather more than 12-30 people - and this is a real way to change a lot in cities.
      And to collect at a meeting at the administration is generally fantastic.
      They even come to see the protest flash mob announced, but not to participate.
  24. Yun Klob
    Yun Klob 16 February 2014 10: 42
    +3
    M differs from Novodvorskaya only in body, and brains are just as poor.
  25. Goldmitro
    Goldmitro 16 February 2014 10: 43
    +3
    <<< According to Anatoly Chubais, the XXI century is “the era of advanced technologies and efficient management”. Therefore, Chubais noted, “Russia needs not to pretend that it is keeping pace with the times, but to keep pace! Otherwise, the G-8 will again become the "seven", and the West will begin to poke its nose into our ancient patriarchy and almost ancestral way of life. I find the government resolution not timely, but belated. ”>>>
    How much can you mock the common people? When will we finally wait for this red-haired optimizer to be NOSELED into that racketeer-thieves' de ... e, in which he "reformed" the Russian energy sector at the request of his foreign sponsors!
  26. jjj
    jjj 16 February 2014 10: 52
    +2
    As expected, two-thirds of those who read it took it at face value and even began to develop content. The experiment was a success. In fact, this is exactly the way information wars occur.
  27. Alexfu
    Alexfu 16 February 2014 10: 54
    +6
    So I want to say:
    -Dmitry Anatolyevich enough of the Middle Ages, especially feudal thinking.
    Really it is not familiar to him that in the first place no one will give a villager credit, since he does not live in Moscow or even in the Moscow region. There is no work and will not be near, and the bank will not give a loan to a non-working person. Well and further, if the state person had the conscience to say this, then he would have at least a little courage, better of course conscience (of course, Anatolyevich’s conscience is in short supply), otherwise he would have lived in the village for at least a week on the funds received from the sale products of their own personal households, of course, without loans and other means of subsistence.
    I'm not even talking about pensioners who are allocated 1000 rubles for the purchase of firewood, when even by conservative estimates a car of firewood costs 8000 rubles, and for the winter you need at least 3 of them, because the winters in the seaside are quite severe. It is necessary to speak separately about the laws that Dmitry Anatolyevich moves, at least about the transition from summer to winter time and vice versa. For such a circus, many mothers say "thank you" to him. There used to be time and there was no need to change it or go over it - it is idiocy to change a person's biorhythm. And such a person is in power, a paradox.
  28. Stinger
    Stinger 16 February 2014 11: 10
    +3
    It would be necessary to lock the convenience in the yard. Let the houses do, as in Europe. And in a little way it is possible in the yard. Not the counts.
    1. dustycat
      dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 51
      +1
      Actually, at one time, foreigners were kidding over cesspools and public latrines and the lack of gutters for slops on the streets of Russia.
      Until the next plague.
  29. generalissimo
    generalissimo 16 February 2014 11: 25
    +3
    This is of course a joke! BUT! From these circumcised morons, which we Slavs still allow (it is not clear why) to rule ourselves, we can wait and not so! Everything is of course clear. The Slavs are a peaceful and patient people. BUT! After all, these are enemies! And with the enemies you need:
    It is not permissible to forgive the one who intentionally commits evil, for the evil that is left without punishment is multiplied, and the blame for the increased evil lies with the one who left the perpetrator of the evil unpunished and did not bring him to God's righteous judgment.
    Apparently we have no other way! Or:
    A man becomes courageous when he has nothing to lose. Are we cowardly only when there is something else that we can cling to?
    Maybe it’s enough to carry around the neck of your enemies A?
    - Is it possible to forgive the enemy?
    - God will forgive! Our task is to arrange their meeting.
    Slavs! The task is set by God! It's time to do it! Remember the charter? "Orders are not negotiable!"
  30. Boris55
    Boris55 16 February 2014 12: 00
    +5
    Insanity grows stronger. But this is not a dream:



    If this goes on, then Pushkin and Tolstoy will be banned ...
    1. Mart
      16 February 2014 12: 50
      +9
      Quote: Boris55
      If this is the case, then Pushkin and Tolstoy will be banned ..

      Well, Lev Nikolaevich is a famous extremist. It is enough to read his journalism to be terrified. The real enemy of the state.

      After all, one could somehow justify
      the subordination of an entire people to a few people, if these
      power people, not to say, were the nicest people,
      but at least not the worst people; if only occasionally
      not the best, but decent people dominated;
      but this is not, never has been and never can be.
      The most evil, insignificant, cruel,
      immoral and, most importantly, deceitful people. And the fact that this is so
      it is not an accident, but a general rule, a necessary condition of power.
      ("One for the need")
      1. 123dv
        123dv 17 February 2014 00: 07
        +1
        Lev Nikolaevich knew a lot!
        For that, they still squint at him and clang their teeth ...
        And we love and remember him.
    2. generalissimo
      generalissimo 16 February 2014 14: 14
      0
      Commander! Well, of all the experts who carried out the examination of your publications, if only for the sake of laughter, there was one expert with the name IVANOV, or at worst Sidorov, otherwise all the Revs and other Katz and Bronstein explain to us Petrov what Russian should be! They would teach themselves Yiddish, or some other "wisdom" gleaned from the Torah, well, how to breed Goev, their Rubenovichs!
      I would like to consider all humanoid people, but they themselves do not allow this!
  31. alone
    alone 16 February 2014 12: 25
    0
    DAM, not DAM. In the country everything is decided by one person. The rest of the cycle, and we are going north !! is it really not clear that DAM and his whole cabinet are all initiative-less people who are just waiting for a command from above to do something

    P.S. This is not only a misfortune of Russia. In all the former USSR countries, the situation is the same. It is not profitable for the first to have initiative and strong personalities next to you. It is a 100% competitor.
    And here you all started Dam, Dam.
  32. AK-47
    AK-47 16 February 2014 13: 20
    0
    government and introduced administrative responsibility for the use of firewood.
    First footcloths have now banned firewood, where are we going? fool
    1. Darn
      Darn 16 February 2014 13: 30
      0
      For something a brighter future. Someone thinks that happiness is not for everyone.
  33. Alekseir162
    Alekseir162 16 February 2014 13: 49
    +1
    He’s like Dima, you can expect anything from him.
  34. Neophyte
    Neophyte 16 February 2014 14: 43
    +1
    Though a dream, but what if? Red does not sleep, thinks about dirty tricks for Russia.
    When he sat on electricity throughout Russia, probably in the toilet, he
    the idea came, in the future, to recommend increasing electricity tariffs. For this, we created many energy companies to rob
    population. That is, the myth of cheap electricity through nuclear power is a bluff?
    It is better to sell electricity abroad for the sake of profit.
    Naturally, Mitka, the great lawyer, liked the idea of ​​the great red-haired manager, possibly when leaving at a well-known institution.
  35. IS-3
    IS-3 16 February 2014 14: 56
    +2
    Soot taxes ?! And what's next? Wed, by coupons!
  36. Uralets
    Uralets 16 February 2014 15: 02
    +1
    Yes, this alleged ban will kill the village itself. For example, I have 150 people in my village, plus or minus, and there is no pipeline. All have "prehistoric" ovens. I don’t think they will lead us a pipe. Especially in the village where more than half of the residents are pensioners. With such a government, greatness is out of the question.
    1. dustycat
      dustycat 16 February 2014 15: 54
      0
      Just impose an excise tax on TT and all business then.
      There is already an excise tax on liquid fuels.
  37. parus2nik
    parus2nik 16 February 2014 15: 19
    +1
    Dmitry Medvedev: The decision is tough, but really thought out and justified ... That's how Dima can’t listen, everything is thought out, justified .. necessary .. that is, and Serdyukov’s appointment was justified, necessary ..
  38. Theophanes
    Theophanes 16 February 2014 15: 42
    +3
    Well, that's the moment of truth !! The head of the Russian government says: "this country is so everywhere"! You understand for him we (Russia) are these! And what to expect from him and those like him? What to expect from a party whose chairman is telling us: "this country"? Neoliberals are driving the country into death for the sake of some kind of market and their recognition as pro-Western liberals, svetovichi for us stupid and stupid! You dear Mr. ... Medvedev resign along with the so-called government and the new CPSU-United Russia. Stop harming and helping the enemies of Russia. I don’t trust you or your party or your government ever since you betrayed Libya and our interests there.
  39. voliador
    voliador 16 February 2014 15: 54
    +2
    It’s time to send this bear cub to an uninhabited island. Let him play with an iPhone.
    1. generalissimo
      generalissimo 16 February 2014 19: 28
      +3
      According to updated data, this is some kind of nonsense:
      1. Dad - Mendel Aaron!
      2. Mom-Mendel Tsil!
      3. Son: not David Aaronovich Mendel! And Dmitry Medvedev!
      PARADOX! Dad is foxes, mom is fox, and son is white, white puffy, puffy Teddy bear! Genetic MIRACLE!
  40. cat 1970
    cat 1970 16 February 2014 16: 10
    +5
    BURNING !!! The red-haired Chubais sv_loch, as well as his relatives, did not answer in any way for the disaster at the Sayano-Shushenskaya hydroelectric power station. The flooding in the Far East in 2013 began with a discharge from the reservoir of the Zeyskaya HPP (the village of Vladimirovka, actually a suburb of Blagoveshchensk, drowned in one night, the discharge reached 10 m000 per second). Now the construction of the Nizhnebureskaya HPP has begun and the documentation for the Nizhnezeiskaya HPP is ready, that is, 3 HPPs). Electricity has nowhere to go, the Chinese are sold for 4 kopecks. The Chinese offered to buy the city our electricity from them, much cheaper. Where is the logic, what social norms, nuclear energy suffers, to put it mildly, inconveniences, even from night-day fluctuations in electricity consumption. The projects of small nuclear power plants using fast neutrons are being slowed down. Siberia and the Far East are not supplied with gas, the Bear probably studied badly at school, he does not know that the ground (cheapest) laying of distribution lines (not main lines) in these regions is impossible. Winter does not allow, the gas will freeze. The price of electricity is exorbitant, a boiler on electricity, if you do not steal, a person of average income will not be able to pull, then why all these projects. According to the principle - we will accept, but we will wait a little longer. The impression is that the Bear is being pushed both by their own people, for whom all the "dough" is not enough, and from abroad, by the ubbles who are looking for additional leverage on Russia.
    1. voliador
      voliador 16 February 2014 20: 54
      +1
      This red-headed abscess still, from behind the backs of all cubs, steers, and steals for sure.
  41. Barakuda
    Barakuda 16 February 2014 16: 24
    +7
    The joke is good, although some did not finish it to the end. And it would be true - Imagine - A special OMON unit wanders through the taiga, catching men with axes, carrying and dragging sledges with coal behind them .. Those who have potbelly stoves lying around in the barn, knocking on them ..., On Rublevka those who have fireplaces, carry bribes to the ministry created on this occasion. laughing
  42. A. Yaga
    A. Yaga 16 February 2014 17: 05
    +3
    Feuilleton is just wonderful! laughing The cheekbones are reduced by laughter, and the brain buzzes: bully Maybe everything’s a laugh. drinks
  43. Barrcode
    Barrcode 16 February 2014 17: 35
    +2
    This is his "This country is so everywhere." sounds like he's from another planet, or at least from another country. What reforms can one expect from a "progressive" person who has lived his whole life in comfort and surrounded by care? It is high time to conduct a "social experiment" on the exchange of living conditions. Let politicians (especially hefty "progressive" ones) exchange housing and wages with ordinary citizens "from the hinterland" without saving benefits. At least for 2-3 months. And then let's look at their "progressive thinking" after they didn't "live" for several months, but "survived".
  44. Sobol
    Sobol 16 February 2014 17: 47
    0
    It remains to ban eating peas, beans, etc. Gases from them have a place to be in the body!
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  46. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 16 February 2014 17: 57
    0
    Ingvar 72 (1) RU ... According to WTO rules, in a couple of years we will have to equalize energy prices ...


    And according to the WTO rules, wages should be "equal" with the wages of the WTO member countries?
  47. Yaroslav
    Yaroslav 16 February 2014 18: 29
    +2
    A little more and we’ll start not chopping wood, but the heads of those who are involved in this absurdity!
  48. Volkhov
    Volkhov 16 February 2014 18: 31
    +2
    Life in general is amazing - in the mid-90s, sawed trees in Moscow, took a truck every day to Moscow suburbs, it was unrealistic to sell firewood, everyone had gas - it was poured into the garden with a layer of 2 meters, then it burned, but the soil fertility was higher, the loam turned into black soil gradually.
  49. White53
    White53 16 February 2014 18: 48
    +1
    And for a long time this "evil dwarf" will scoff at Russia !!!!!!!!!!
  50. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch 16 February 2014 18: 56
    +2
    "There are two troubles in Russia - fools and roads", - Nikolai Gogol, so why be surprised, they did not do so, so will the social services. the norm and many more, a lot of all kinds of nasty things. And all those who call themselves "elite" will do it - redheads, LADIES, Manturovs, Poghosyans, human rights activists - their mother is also like a woman, well, oligarchs. Why should they think about the needs and aspirations of Russians, they work here on a rotational basis!