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It is better to do nothing than to do nothing.
Tolstoy L.N.


I


Five minute jog on the fresh world news, dear comrades readers, will lead you into the tone in the morning and excite the cleaner of the famous Mulliner’s cheer once thought up by the brilliant P. G. Woodhouse.

According to the director of the United States National Intelligence, J. Clapper, whose information was supplemented by a number of anonymous sources from the Pentagon, the Syrian President Bashar Assad began to use against his own people not only chemical, but also biological weapon. The contents of blue barrels were poured into the turbulent Syrian rivers and other sources of water, turning people into docile herds of zombies. The roaming living dead do not demand democracy and human rights, but they gladly eat the brains of the opposition.

As reported by the world media, sitting in a Norwegian three-room camera, Anders Breivik established contact with the alien mind through the well-known investigative journalism of the Russian TV channel "REN TV". It was there that the terrorist complained about the oppression in prison: the enemies of the Norwegian people do not allow him to create a political party, stand for election, and also call from the shower stall to Alpha Centauri. It turned out that Breivik himself is the illegitimate son of one of those “tall white blondes” from Alpha Centauri, who helped Hitler to build a bunker and submarines during World War II. It is expected that now the case of Brevik the earthling will be transferred to the Galactic intercivilizational court, the connection with which is constantly maintained through the shower on the REN TV channel.

The runaway whistleblower Snowden received entire media coverage this week. Influential American people through American influential television channels suggested that Edward was the messenger of the Russian special services, who helped him to steal all the information from the computers of the NSA, the Pentagon and the Oval Office, all the way from the phone conversations of President Obama with the charming premier of Denmark. Such omnipotence of the Kremlin! Who could have imagined! And this is in America, but what happens then in the EU, in the immediate, so to speak, proximity to the geopolitical adversary? The Americans immediately notified their allies in Western Europe. An article by Melik Kaylen was printed in Forbes magazine with a conditional signal: “The Russians know who they are. They are again at the gates of Europe. From this we must begin. " As for Snowden, the Americans decided to put him on the hit list. The fugitive will be engaged during the Olympics, when the FSB moves from Moscow to Sochi.

A separate trend in the media formed the news about V. V. Putin. Michael Collins Piper from “American Free Press” delivered a panegyric to Vladimir Vladimirovich under the heading “Putin-style politics can save the United States.” According to the correspondent, the mighty Putin is about to overcome the oligarchs in Russia; they practically live the last days. The United States should be aligned with Russia: they need a leader like the Russian president, in order to put an end to the oligarchs who have dug in in New York, Washington and Los Angeles once and for all.

Other Western journalists are dreaming of Putin. The Guardian correspondent, Sean Walker, for example, flew with Vladimir V.P. in a dream “over the Siberian tundra on a luxury private jet,” and Putin told him something very secret about Assad. Veronica Dorman dreamed that Putin had a party and taught correspondent girls to drink Russian vodka. And a journalist, Marina Akhmedova, dreamed of Putin in a dress coat flying a goose.

On the Internet, both Russian and Western, the opinion is being replicated that the British want to get Putin for the post of Cameron, the French are waiting for him to replace Hollande, and the Americans are ready to accept him instead of Obama. And nothing that V.P.P. in English does not speak, but only in German and in his own thirty-three letter. For the sake of such a thing, the recipient countries will learn Russian.

II


- Eh? - the reader will say.

And he will be right. But - only half.

Because the news (see above) is only a joke. Mr. Klapper really said about the possibility of the production and use of biological weapons by B. Assad, Breivik actually wrote on REN TV, a trio of Michael Rogers, Dianne Feinstein and Michael McCall naturally hinted at the mysterious help of Russian intelligence officers in the Snowden case, and Putin, unlike Obama, Cameron or Hollande, Western journalists do indeed regularly dream about it. And to the well-bred Sean Walker, he comes in a dream in a "fully dressed" form.

A couple of weeks ago, one of my 50-year-old acquaintances - a comrade, by the way, is not stupid, - admitted that he was dying from the news. I said so directly. He is stupid from the news of television, network and those that listen to the radio when he goes, or rather, stands in traffic jams, in his car. Dullness is expressed in the fact that he has ceased to understand what is actually happening in the world and in the country. Perhaps aliens rule the Earth? Or 50 years - already that ... age? Is it time to go into a senile state? “My brain is worn out,” he complained.

I sympathized with him and explained that over the years, the fate of a genetically modified product begins to threaten the active consumer of news: the look is the same, but the inside is a little bit different. “Do not panic, my friend,” I said, and advised him an effective antidote: sit down to read Tolstoy’s journalism. For Lev Nikolayevich, when his beard turned gray, became firmly established in the only true thought: all people were crazy.

III


The one who spent several years at the computer processing the information is well known: the consumer of news eventually reaches such a condition-modification that he begins to take even the most complete information vacuum for news. Nowadays, correspondents tap words on computer keyboards, announcers speak them on television - and behind words there is absolutely nothing. This is the special virtuosity of the so-called postmodern world: to produce nothing under the guise of something.

Read the five headlines from the RIA Novosti website: “Ashton will go to Kiev again next week”; “The court in Armenia will consider the case of the son of the country's sport minister”; “The new stage of negotiations between the“ six ”and Iran will be held on February 18 in Vienna”; "The Russian Federation in February may lift restrictions on the import of turkey meat from the US"; "The foreign ministers of the Russian Federation, the Federal Republic of Germany and Poland in Munich can discuss the crisis in Ukraine."

The so-called news in this list either refers to the future tense, or is questionable: “can take off,” “can discuss.”

But the examples are taken only from one agency!

The noise from empty materials is inevitably accompanied by a public echo. (The name of the well-known radio station Ekho Moskvy - it also means something.) The clogging of the air takes place on a planet scale. There is a non-stop conveyor production of text simulacra, empty paragraphs, supplemented by reminders of previous empty paragraphs, for processing of which - look-ka - have already begun by gentlemen observers, experts, analysts, academics, soothsayers, psychics, magicians, aliens, LGBT rights advocates and presidential national security advisers.

In Tolstoyan, this is called "doing nothing."

However, this is a saying, a fairy tale in front. Real extraterrestrial stories begin where the news from the plot to the denouement is prepared by chronic Martians from journalism.

From the hearing that has been put into the network, the drug “stuffing” or the absurd fantasy of some sleepless, hungover, or having read the conspiracy literature of a journalist over the planet, poisonous etheric waves diverge over the planet. Mass reading begins, translations are made (extremely inaccurate and always artistic), discussions are held in 44 languages ​​and 1227 dialects, speed analytics are taken from 20 $ for 10000 signs of Martian fiction, they are joined by narrow experts on these or other questions - from systems of anti-aircraft weapons to bearded interpreters of the Quran, and in other cases, “information” turns into something so triumphantly surprising that it has to be refuted (with some awkwardness) at the level of the presidential administration dent. Officials call the New York Times, go to NBC or Channel One if it happens in Russia. After the denial, the “news” has been circulating in the blogosphere for another year and a half, it is stirring up the brains of the world community, causing massive adrenaline rush (well, of course! Russia invades Poland — right, you know, through Sweden, which will not last even weeks, but NATO has run out not only ammunition, but also money for war), then the noise comes to naught, sometimes arising again in the form of individual cries, to which more enlightened comrades should react in the following way: they give the shouter a reference to the refutation and advise to read fresh materials - those that have not yet oprov Bent.

"Stuffing" is a whole art, sometimes reaching amazing heights, that is, rising to absolute absurdity. Modern stuffing is a dramatization of the chemical (biological) killing by the Syrian President of his people, and the American news about Saudi Arabia as the main fighter against Al-Qaeda. The West has long since “thrown” information into the Internet that the President of the Russian Federation has a lot of twins (at least six; the seventh is questionable). Many Americans believe that the United States since the Second World War is ruled by alien reptiles, successfully pretending to be tall white blondes (the most disastrous representative of this tribe in terms of mimicry is B.H. Obama). But after all, Carpenter’s fascinating film “They Live” (“They Live”; a variant of the name in the Russian box office: “Aliens among us”) explained everything long ago. So why do we need news at all?

IV


My friend took the medicine in the form of Tolstoy not immediately. His brain, accustomed to consuming up-to-date information, resisted being sent back to the nineteenth century. But I showed my friend some collection - and now he considers Karamzin to be too modern, and finds Plato's dialogues to be the most topical reading.

I showed him an article by Vladimir Mukhin "Russian military specialists already in Syria" with the subtitle "They are preparing four C-300 divisions for combat work." Its source is "Independent newspaper". We will not argue on the topic of C-300 in Syria, this information, most likely, is also a sauce for a non-existent roast. The point is that the "Independent" published a note 16.05.2013 in 00: 01: 00.

Sunday feuilleton. Martian Chronicles


May ended, the summer passed, and the news shook the news under a suspiciously similar headline: “Russian military experts are already in Syria. They are preparing four C-300 divisions for combat work. ” Posted note site Politikus.ru. Referring to the above article in NG (prudently not specifying the date of the source material), Politicus launched the news on September 2 (02.09.2013, 03: 18).



Site "Politicus" I have also been able to play the role of a “original source” - for example, with the note “France proposed to use Russian at the official level in the EU”. Date and time of publication: 15.05.2012, 08: 58. This news has long been taken away on Facebook and other contacts. But not only for them.



More recently, in January 2014, the Ukrainian site became interested in this material. "Controversy". 6 January 2014, exactly on 15: 15, a note entitled “The Russian language was proposed to be used in the EU at the official level” produced an echo on the air and even received 14 reader reviews (on February 1). "Controversy" honestly gave a link to "Politicus", but not to the material itself, but to the main page. But only who needs this link, except the Politicus itself, which tracks the citation index?



Especially my friend liked the news in the collection under the heading “Will cow methane replenish the Estonian treasury?”, Dated 16 in August 2013 (time - 21: 45) and published on the website NovostiUA.net. This resource has set a kind of record for updating outdated news (more precisely, “old age”).



Original material found on "DELFI" under the heading "People's Union: tax on cow methane will replenish the state budget?" Date of original publication - 7 in May 2008 of the year, 18: 29. Thus, the time difference between the original and rewriting re-telling was more than five years!



There are other examples of "old age." The expressive speech in the Belgian parliament of Deputy Laurent Louis, delivered over a year ago and including the war in Syria, is still given by many “journalists” to be fresh.

Why write news? Write-rewrite is always easier. It is not excluded that someone enterprising will soon start using 1970's articles from Pravda as a template, slightly manipulating geography, replacing the “general secretary” with the “president”, substituting the necessary surnames and getting rid of the message “ comrade. " However, it is possible and not to get rid of "companion". After all, everyone has already believed that Putin is building the indestructible foundation of the USSR 2.0 on the bones of oligarchs. The products of metallurgists and the crops of grain growers, delivered to the bins of the Motherland, are being replaced by the offshore achievements of the gas industry, oil industry workers and bankers, that's all. The cold war, the aggression of American imperialism, NATO — external enemies remained almost unchanged, except that atheists and homosexuals were added to them (for convenience, the last two types are counted as internal enemies). There is nothing new under the sun - they talked about this even in Old Testament times.

Finally, headlines. The headline of the news is a completely separate dish, and it should be consumed as such, and it is better to return the waiter altogether, not forgetting to spit on the tray.

Here's a headline for you: "Ulitskaya, Bykov and Stephen Fry will talk about Russian literature in London." A source: RIA News", publication date: 12.04.2013, 04: 06.



Will talk? But Mr. Bykov in London ... was not. Therefore, he could not talk to anyone there. The brilliant planned absence of Bykov is clarified by reading a note from RIA Novosti. The text says: “The visitors of the exhibition will meet with Lyudmila Ulitskaya, Oleg Pavlov, Igor Sakhnovsky, Anna Starobinets, Maria Galina, Arkady Shtypel, as well as with famous Russian-speaking writers of Britain, including Zinovy ​​Zinik, Irina Kirillova and Khamid Ismaylov”.

About the greatness of Bykov in London only the film “Russias Open Book” reminded, in which Bykov himself, Ulitskaya, Starobinets and Stephen Fry took pictures. The one who likes to wear a hat with earflaps, tying it under the chin.

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  1. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 2 February 2014 07: 48
    +32
    from the Don.
    90% I agree with the last paragraph! Boys working on the site-well done!
    1. Mart
      2 February 2014 08: 02
      +19
      Quote: borisjdin1957
      Boys working on the site, well done!

      Thanks, buddy! drinks
      1. VAF
        VAF 2 February 2014 14: 27
        +7
        Quote: Mart
        Thank you


        Oleg .... no words alone fellow ALL ABOVE THE ROOF good From the heart ... drinks
      2. Salamander
        Salamander 2 February 2014 19: 50
        +4
        Thank you for the article! I completely agree, one article from this series was "pleased": the title is something like "The sunken Soviet submarine was captured by the Americans." From the article itself, it becomes clear that no Soviet submarines were captured by the Americans. After that, I don't watch such news - they do not carry a semantic load. By the way, she was on VO (on the right in the column, like an advertisement)
    2. tronin.maxim
      tronin.maxim 2 February 2014 09: 49
      +8
      Quote: borisjdin1957
      90% agree with the last paragraph!

      Now our task as forum users is to bring with their comments up to 100% all the truthful information on the site! That is, add your + 10%.
      1. Arberes
        Arberes 2 February 2014 10: 23
        +15
        Easy, graceful and relaxed! All normal men have long been registered on the "MILITARY REVIEW" website! And there are more of us.
        1. tronin.maxim
          tronin.maxim 2 February 2014 11: 19
          +3
          Quote: Arberes
          And we are becoming more and more.

          Question to administrators, but how many registered users (accurate data)?
        2. VAF
          VAF 2 February 2014 14: 41
          +6
          Quote: Arberes
          All normal men have long been registered on the "MILITARY REVIEW" website!


          Anyway, there were more NORMALS before! wink And not always .. the quantity "grows" into quality, but which I would very much like laughing

          Something I after the next "shovel-snow" procedure ... "angry" a little drinks
          1. Arberes
            Arberes 2 February 2014 14: 48
            +5
            Quote: vaf
            Something I after the next "shovel-snow" procedure ... "angry" a little

            Let me, my dear friend, I will delight and amuse you!

            Right here on the site dear
            Shaking off the remnants of summer
            We will drink-my friend Veteran
            For the wings and feather of the poet!

            Do not be so belligerent, here are all yours! drinks
            1. VAF
              VAF 2 February 2014 14: 53
              +6
              Quote: Arberes
              Do not be so belligerent, here are all yours!


              Hello my friend! fellow Yeah, you won't be here .. "belligerent" wassat
              I decided all the same in the morning not a lot .. "pedalize" on my "tank", jumped out to the outskirts. And here ..... Repin's picture ... "Didn't wait" belay

              1. Arberes
                Arberes 2 February 2014 15: 00
                +4
                Quote: vaf
                "pedal" on his "tank", jumped out to the outskirts

                Do you have Germans in the city there?

                I always thought you were a pilot?
                Like sparkling snow in the cold!
                But I saw this photo
                And you understand we have a tankman ?????

                Do not drive it much in the sky there are no barriers! drinks
                1. VAF
                  VAF 2 February 2014 15: 08
                  +15
                  Quote: Arberes
                  But I saw this photo
                  And you understand we have a tankman ?????


                  Yes, I myself. When I saw .. "froze" for 5 minutes belay since this is not a layout, but a real operating German light tank PZ III.
                  We have the same thing ... everything comes unexpectedly, including winter wassat and as always .. everything is either .. not ready. or already .. "written off" or .. "mastered" bully

                  But local muzhiks always have something .. "in stores" (like "museums").

                  but what's most interesting. what to him. already 75 years and with "poltyka" started and cleans snow! good



                  The most important thing is that some "grandfather-vetnran" would not start to get out of the "storehouse" ... "stored up for .. a black day .. anti-tank grenades", and that one so .. clean, clean, and then because of wattle .. "hello" soldier
                  A joke, of course, but the freshest ... from the people drinks
                  1. Arberes
                    Arberes 2 February 2014 15: 13
                    +4
                    Quote: vaf
                    But local muzhiks always have something .. "in stores" (like "museums").

                    Guys you have young people there, but what about the current aircraft models?
                    But in general, are you having fun there?
                    1. VAF
                      VAF 2 February 2014 15: 27
                      +8
                      Quote: Arberes
                      Guys you have young people there, but what about the current aircraft models?


                      It is what it is wink , but at the expense of the "rest" .. who will say wink , although. here everything is like in a song .. ".. we are peaceful people. but our armored train wink " lol
                      I posted this photo for MIKHAN and KOSMOS. so that they know ... where .. "go to", with their TT .. have thought up " wassat

                      Quote: Arberes
                      But in general, are you having fun there?


                      Now it is almost normal. Puchkov flew in, let the governor & k "go wrong", introduced an emergency regime, brought in the military, engineering and construction parts and everything .. "moved", and so there was complete sadnesscrying

                      This is the track to Taganrog:



                      This is to Krasnodar:



                      This is the "ordinary" line for bread:



                      An ordinary city .. "movement"



                      1. ekzorsist
                        ekzorsist 2 February 2014 19: 51
                        +3
                        Well, yes, somehow familiar stories ...
                        We have it every winter like this ... as it is already used to.
                        Yes, if someone doesn’t want to push, he just goes out and goes on a pawn ... Well, with drifts on the roads ... there’s either luck - slipped or no luck - alas, he has settled down and there’s not much chance here - scratch some village and God forbid that there was a sober Uncle Vasya a tractor driver with a tractor and diesel fuel.
                        And the money that is allocated for cleaning and other kullyutorno somewhere "goes".
                  2. Sashkessss
                    Sashkessss 2 February 2014 15: 26
                    +3
                    This is the news about you published?
                    http://donnews.ru/Na-trasse-M23-Rostov--Taganrog-vytaskivat-iz-snega-zastryavshi
                    e-mashiny-pomogaet-nemetskiy-tank_14071
                    1. VAF
                      VAF 2 February 2014 15: 37
                      +3
                      Quote: Sashkessss
                      This is the news about you published?


                      Yes drinks It was yesterday that the men "worked", although the local authorities "reported" in the media that they completely "punched" one lane to Taganrog wassat

                      For now, another .. "sadness" crying

                      Think this is the same .. Maidan wink



                      Her, the tires of the water pipes are heated belay



                      So say what age in the yard ??? (this is me for the idiots) wassat
                      1. SRC P-15
                        SRC P-15 2 February 2014 18: 50
                        +3
                        Quote: vaf
                        Her, the tires of the water pipes are heated

                        What kind of smart guy came up with water supply pipes along the street, and besides, they are not insulated? In normal frost they will simply burst. If the pipes were in the ground, there would be no such bl ... This is called the assimilation of money (so that they are our own) by our “bosses.” “There is nothing to do with this now, if a person is greedy!” No.
                      2. VAF
                        VAF 2 February 2014 19: 10
                        +9
                        Quote: СРЦ П-15
                        What a wise guy


                        I will answer as a classic wink ".. And the last names? Their names are too well known. To call them." wassat
                        Case study .. please wink

                        In BSPM all ambulances came out on call.

                        ".... The entrance of cars has been cleared. In addition, all ambulances are equipped with the GLONASS satellite system, thanks to which we can see which cars cannot pass on their own and they need to be provided with specialized assistance.

                        Here is such a kind picture to us is drawn by the site of the city administration. wink

                        And how were things in reality?
                        Very eloquent picture:



                        PS No fotozhab and fraud .. all the bare facts! soldier

                      3. SRC P-15
                        SRC P-15 2 February 2014 20: 26
                        +8
                        Quote: vaf
                        PS No fotozhab and fraud .. all the bare facts!

                        These are the ambulances you need, then they won’t get stuck anywhere. Naryl in the internet, in my opinion it is in Omsk. laughing
                  3. ekzorsist
                    ekzorsist 2 February 2014 19: 55
                    +2
                    ... Oh yes, this is your know-how ...
                    We need to take note ... about the warming of the tires at low temperatures (-35 - 39 ...), otherwise we usually either turn around until I can ... or leave until spring.
                  4. Sashkessss
                    Sashkessss 2 February 2014 22: 41
                    +3
                    Man-innovation proposed? It looks like development from OSkolkovo
                  5. Hort
                    Hort 3 February 2014 09: 26
                    0
                    no skolkovo, it's an all-terrain vehicle based on UAZ, they have been riveted for a long time.
                    If you are interested - google "UAZ-center", there is also a video
                  6. Sashkessss
                    Sashkessss 3 February 2014 14: 27
                    0
                    Well, I'm talking about pipes laid on top, and about tires burning under them.
        3. VAF
          VAF 2 February 2014 16: 01
          +4
          Quote: Arberes
          Do not drive it much in the sky there are no barriers!


          For "me" almost no problem good (true fuel consumption .. better not to voice crying), .. "if you don't .. get carried away", but the UAZs still .. skid.



          That's just where .. the girls .. "poke around" request ..because the Ministry of Emergency Situations is not everywhere .. "on duty" recourse

      2. Bronis
        Bronis 2 February 2014 15: 41
        +16
        Quote: vaf
        I decided all the same in the morning not a lot .. "pedalize" on my "tank", jumped out to the outskirts. And here ..... Repin's picture ... "Didn't wait"

        This is a sign in Russia. If you saw a German tank on the street - to a snowy cold winter ... wassat
        1. VAF
          VAF 2 February 2014 15: 49
          +5
          Quote: Bronis
          This is a sign in Russia. If you saw a German tank on the street - to a snowy cold winter


          That is why in our museums all trophy equipment is ready for "tovs" good
          This "materiel" from the museum in Nedvigovka drinks 4 years ago they found and dug up good
          1. Bronis
            Bronis 2 February 2014 16: 27
            +1
            Quote: vaf
            that's why in our museums all trophy equipment is ready for "tovs"
            This "materiel" from the museum in Nedvigovka was found and dug up 4 years ago

            You have a good Don Museum. Only with a problem visit ...
            And "three rubles", by the way, repainted. She seemed to be green before ... drinks
  2. Semen Semyonitch
    Semen Semyonitch 2 February 2014 18: 14
    +1
    Quote: vaf
    Quote: Arberes
    All normal men have long been registered on the "MILITARY REVIEW" website!


    Anyway, there were more NORMALS before! wink And not always .. the quantity "grows" into quality, but which I would very much like laughing

    Something I after the next "shovel-snow" procedure ... "angry" a little drinks

    I think, having talked with sensible people on the site, many will correct their point of view in the right direction hi
  3. Tersky
    Tersky 2 February 2014 20: 36
    +4
    Quote: vaf
    Something I after the next "shovel-snow" procedure ... "angry" a little
    It happens, laughing ! Explicitly outplayed the Russian folk game:
    .Sergey, hi !
    1. VAF
      VAF 2 February 2014 21: 23
      +1
      Quote: Tersky
      It happens, laughing! Explicitly outplayed the Russian folk game:


      Vitya, hello! No, mine is worth it in the garage, so you don't need to look, but dig out the garage, and even the entrance to it, when it was about a meter and a half piled up .. this is ... "song", after half an hour you already start to remember "not evil quiet word of everyone ... wassat " drinks
    2. Kunar
      Kunar 7 February 2014 11: 28
      0
      Digging for two hours, not mine ..... laughing
  • borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 2 February 2014 10: 38
    +2
    from the Don.
    I agree!
  • andrei332809
    andrei332809 2 February 2014 07: 51
    +6
    easy to read good but merry little-messy fragile minds
    1. major071
      major071 2 February 2014 11: 47
      +13
      Hi Andrew! hi
      On fragile, that is, children's minds
      This site has stopped bidding
      They have been infected with Western advertising for a long time.
      And they blame the Russian, from amers asking for an addition. laughing
      1. andrei332809
        andrei332809 2 February 2014 13: 21
        +2
        Quote: major071
        Hi Andrew!

        healthy healthy hi
        probably, at the end of February, wait for a visit. the frosts will fall and I will come drinks
  • Same lech
    Same lech 2 February 2014 07: 54
    +9
    Clogging of the ether occurs on a planetary scale.

    What is true is true-the journalists and the editors of the media are no longer hiding the article from each other-add their fantasies from flying in a dream with PUTIN-it turns out a wonderful cocktail of digestible information.
    True, when you go out and meet the realities of life, a steady burp of undigested food —information — begins, we generally have fun.
  • Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 2 February 2014 07: 59
    +11
    Do you still want to read the news? Then register on the "Military Review"! Only here is the whole truth about the documents of Snowden, the new Russian secret missiles, the president of the globe, voices from Alpha Centauri and the joint project of the GRU and Marine Le Pen on the collapse of the European Union
    I agree! Even nothing to argue .. Thank you guys great site! Good luck to you! You know how to catch from all this crap online media golden nuggets of truth truth!
    1. Mart
      2 February 2014 08: 04
      +19
      Quote: MIKHAN
      I agree! Even nothing to argue .. Thank you guys great site! Good luck to you! You know how to catch from all this crap online media golden nuggets of truth truth!


      Thank you, Vitaly! I plan to lay out my feuilletons every week. On Sundays. All reviews are very dear to me!
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 2 February 2014 09: 27
        +11
        Quote: Mart
        I plan to spread my feuilleton every week. On Sundays.

        Oleg, hi ! And more often repeat ? An emotional upsurge and in the middle of the week will not hurt, laughing ! Feuilleton on +++ !!! drinks
        1. Ruslan67
          Ruslan67 2 February 2014 09: 32
          +9
          Quote: Tersky
          ! And more often

          Quote: Tersky
          An emotional upsurge and in the middle of the week will not hurt,

          That is, we are happy, and Aunt Pesya lie down again and give us a plan? in the sense of Oleg feuilleton? wassat
          1. Tersky
            Tersky 2 February 2014 10: 11
            +5
            Quote: Ruslan67
            That is, we are happy, and Aunt Pesya lie down again and give us a plan? in the sense of Oleg feuilleton?

            !laughing ! Ruslan, what would keep the body in good shape jogging should be every morning -
            Quote: Oleg Chuvakin
            A five-minute run on the latest world news, dear fellow readers, will lead you in the morning in tone and excite cleaner than the famous Mulliner cheer, once invented by the brilliant P.G. Wodehouse.
            1. alone
              alone 2 February 2014 11: 42
              +6
              laughing I especially liked the GRU and Marie le Pen)) wassat GRU will sue for libel)))
        2. Mart
          2 February 2014 20: 08
          +5
          Quote: Tersky
          Oleg, hi! And more often feel? Emotional rise and in the middle of the week will not interfere, laughing! Feuilleton on +++ !!!


          Hello Victor! I'm glad that I still haven't bored the VO audience! But believe me, visitors can also overdose. In short, a little good! drinks
      2. major071
        major071 2 February 2014 12: 52
        +13
        Without humor, our world would have long been gray
        You won’t look at news without humor for a long time
        But to be serious every single day
        You will surely wither like a baobab in "Kashchenko". laughing
      3. smile
        smile 2 February 2014 16: 48
        +12
        Mart
        Well, if you need our feedback, get it! Before I accidentally ran into this site, I couldn’t imagine that I’m going to hang out on any one site somewhere else in a tyrnet and scribble comments. No need was observed. If someone had told me otherwise, he would have ridiculed him to the bone. :))) However, one fine day I ran into BO ... and disappeared ... :)))
        And about feuilletons - so we all hand and foot - for! Without humor, in my opinion, it is impossible to live at all, just like without some water. Moreover, the level of everything that comes out from under your pen (sorry - Claudia) is the highest. And for that you have a hefty PASHAF !!!!
        1. Alex 241
          Alex 241 2 February 2014 16: 57
          +12
          Volod hello, a similar diagnosis laughing Oleg, as always, is beyond praise, continue in the same spirit, with the verb burn the hearts of people. Well, and a photo from the Martian news review lol
          1. Kunar
            Kunar 7 February 2014 11: 30
            0
            The hour of reckoning is near ..... am laughing
        2. Corsair
          Corsair 2 February 2014 17: 24
          +5
          Quote: smile
          However, one fine day I ran into VO ... and disappeared ...:

          Alaverdismile...
          In all the diversity of sites of a similar orientation, VO really occupies a special place. Maybe it is a little pretentious, but the site works for Russia, to attract the "confused" republics of the former USSR to its circle of friends.
          And "Damn it," how nice it is to be involved in all this ...
        3. Mart
          2 February 2014 20: 11
          +7
          Quote: smile
          Mart
          Well, if you need our feedback, get it! Before I accidentally ran into this site, I couldn’t imagine that I’m going to hang out on any one site somewhere else in a tyrnet and scribble comments. No need was observed. If someone had told me otherwise, he would have ridiculed him to the bone. :))) However, one fine day I ran into BO ... and disappeared ... :)))
          And about feuilletons - so we all hand and foot - for! Without humor, in my opinion, it is impossible to live at all, just like without some water. Moreover, the level of everything that comes out from under your pen (sorry - Claudia) is the highest. And for that you have a hefty PASHAF !!!!


          I shake your hand, Vladimir! Thank you very much!
    2. VAF
      VAF 2 February 2014 16: 10
      +5
      Quote: MIKHAN
      You know how to catch golden bits of truth truth from all this shit on the Internet media!


      All the same, I have to answer and "bite" ... "uryakalka MIKHANA" wassat





      "Brick" .. for 100 rubles ("brick" the freshest) wassat

      1. APASUS
        APASUS 2 February 2014 20: 16
        +3
        Mikhail Chernyshov
        "Rostov is definitely ready for winter!"

        One more such Chenyshov won a tender for servicing the federal highway in the Vyshny Volochyok area. When the blizzards came, it turned out that he had only two people in his office - he and the chief accountant.
        That's how money is made from the air !!!
        Most importantly, no one sat down!
        1. VAF
          VAF 2 February 2014 20: 33
          +2
          Quote: APASUS
          Something else like this


          Yes, with "us" .. everything "rotted" completely from the very top!
          Here is a fresh "infa" from the media wassat

          780 kilometers of roads cleared in the Don According to information from the Ministry of Emergencies in the Rostov Region, about 70 units of snow removal and engineering equipment are removing snow from roads in the region
          Although only one sounded figure shows .. that this is a complete .. "hat" !!! wassat

          Here is a direct link-http: //news.mail.ru/inregions/south/61/society/16762583/? Frommail = 1
          You can read ... what people write about what really is.
          For reference, Sadovaya is the most central "street", where all the governorate and municipal authorities and all ... bully who should watch everything for this, including the regional court wassat
          Not as an advertisement, but in order to "urya-MIKHAN" the same .. read! soldier
          1. Alex 241
            Alex 241 2 February 2014 20: 40
            +4
            Hi Seryozha, a year ago I heard in the news: 1500 pieces of equipment were driven out to fight snow. I go out into the street and stagnate .....................
            1. VAF
              VAF 2 February 2014 21: 27
              +2
              Quote: Alex 241
              Hi Seryozha, a year ago I heard in the news: 1500 pieces of equipment were driven out to fight snow. I go out into the street and stagnate.


              Hi Sasha! drinks We don't have such a .. "technique" anymore. although now the governor has given the command to check all the municipal unitary enterprises for the "subject" of the presence of such .. so for the state, that is, the salary is received, but in fact ... the "horse" was not lying around wassat
              I gave the link there above, you can read what the Rostov people say about this wink
              1. Alex 241
                Alex 241 2 February 2014 21: 36
                +3
                Seryozha read it, "touches", but for some reason it is not surprising!
                1. VAF
                  VAF 2 February 2014 21: 44
                  +1
                  Quote: Alex 241
                  but for some reason it’s not surprising!


                  I just want to remember S. Farada's phrase from the movie "The Sorcerers": - ".. Whoa ... people ... where are you?" belay



                  Here is a new "pearl" from the governor recourse - ".. to instruct the prosecutor's office to check small shops. why they do not have bread" belay

                  About how ... and about that. that there is bread. but they can’t breed because of the toga that there is nothing (?????) to clean the access roads ... somehow suddenly and .. forgot wassat
                  1. Alex 241
                    Alex 241 2 February 2014 21: 56
                    +4
                    Quote: vaf
                    Here is a new "pearl" from the governor - ".. to entrust the prosecutor's office with checking small shops. Why they have no bread"

                    Seryozha, they probably don't know that "kolobok" is a fairy tale, not an instruction.
  • Dimy4
    Dimy4 2 February 2014 08: 07
    +7
    As for the tax on cow tin, it would be the first of April to take for the rally. Yes, citizens of independent Estonia are next in turn, they also give out something, but do not pay - a mess.
    1. AVV
      AVV 2 February 2014 17: 07
      0
      Quote: Dimy4
      As for the tax on cow tin, it would be the first of April to take for the rally. Yes, citizens of independent Estonia are next in turn, they also give out something, but do not pay - a mess.

      It's time to replenish the treasury of Estonians to introduce a tax on the stupidity of the leaders of this country !!! Debilism of the heads of the tax service! And also the creinism of officials and parliamentarians who contemplate this with blissful indifference !!!
  • Anatole Klim
    Anatole Klim 2 February 2014 08: 08
    +5
    Good Sunday feuilleton and advertising "VO" was perceived by me positively.
  • Same lech
    Same lech 2 February 2014 08: 12
    +2
    I came up with Hochma for the lying zhurnalyug-caught on a lie right in his forehead, are you flying with Putin in a dream?
  • domokl
    domokl 2 February 2014 08: 14
    +17
    The Internet allows you to read all kinds of nonsense. But among the hot articles and comments you can always find the primary sources. The trouble with modern man is that the vast majority simply forgot how to think. This is a logical continuation of the development of a consumer society.
    In the beginning, we bought the quantity (from whom is there only one TV at home now? Even if no one is watching it ... Or one speaker system?
    Then we forgot how to cook food ... Why, when in the microwave there are grill cooking functions and much more. And for those who do not have money for the microwave, there is Rollton or Doshirak there.
    And then why read the source when there are smart people who will give a squeeze. Why read the classics, if there is a movie adaptation, but for the most advanced there are just comics ...
    I support Oleg's call .. Read the original sources, read different points of view, read intelligent people ... BUT CONCLUSIONS DO YOURSELF ,,,,
    1. Ruslan67
      Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 18
      +12
      Quote: domokl
      And then why read the source when there are smart people who will give a squeeze. Why read the classics, if there is a movie adaptation, but for the most advanced there are just comics ...

      All the same, Bradbury was a genius hi He predicted it long before .. And now we are reaping the benefits of the fact that many did not read it request
      1. Mart
        2 February 2014 08: 33
        +11
        Quote: Ruslan67
        All the same, Bradbury was a genius hi He predicted this long before.


        Yes, he described "relatives" on TV ("TV walls") more than half a century ago.
        1. Ruslan67
          Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 35
          +7
          Quote: Mart
          he described more than half a century ago.

          The question then arises - is it not their compulsion? what Genius and villain ... how is it nearby
          1. domokl
            domokl 2 February 2014 08: 45
            +5
            Quote: Ruslan67
            Then the question arises, is he not their spodvig? what is genius and villain ... how is it near

            Many technological miracles were predicted by humanities. Western, and some of our companies especially at the level of top managers keep only humanities. Moreover, as far as possible from technology. It is to ensure that they give out crazy ideas. And it’s up to earth engineers to try to carry out these projects technically .. And a lot of it really turns out ... what
            1. Ruslan67
              Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 54
              +2
              Quote: domokl
              ..And a lot is really obtained ..

              Well, apparently Ray did what am
            2. andr327
              andr327 2 February 2014 09: 40
              +3
              Yes, they put in a department familiar to us a stool top manager, but nevertheless they grabbed it and replaced it with a mundane engineer. Hat something - = something began to work out. The humanities cannot create anything. He can either take stock or powder his brains with others.
          2. Mart
            2 February 2014 08: 45
            +8
            Quote: Ruslan67
            Then the question arises, is he not their spodvig? what is genius and villain ... how is it near


            Despite the fact that a film was made based on Bradbury's novel "F451", Bradbury himself did not like television. This film was not a success and even drew venomous criticism. In the film, Bradbury's books are also burned. (I have not seen this film, I can not say anything).
            Ray Douglas himself, it seems to me, in his predictions was also guided by comics. The man who read Shakespeare in the original, had to think about the popularity of comics and about where the hybridization would lead them and the television began to spread. hi
            1. Ruslan67
              Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 52
              +3
              Quote: Mart
              The person who read Shakespeare in the original should have thought about the popularity of comics and where hybridization of them and the television that had begun to spread would lead.

              There is no such crime for which ... there is something else about 300% profit wassat
              Quote: Mart
              (I have not seen this film, I can not say anything).

              Film-full feces request
              Quote: Mart
              Bradbury himself did not favor television.

              Genius request Mother evo what
              1. Mart
                2 February 2014 08: 55
                +8
                Quote: Ruslan67
                Film-full feces


                In any case, I prefer books.
                1. Ruslan67
                  Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 59
                  +6
                  Quote: Mart
                  I prefer books.

                  I also request Moreover, so many worthy things are not filmed
                2. Aleks tv
                  Aleks tv 2 February 2014 15: 59
                  +7
                  Quote: Mart
                  In any case, I prefer books.

                  good
                  1. And Us Rat
                    And Us Rat 2 February 2014 19: 25
                    +3
                    Quote: Aleks tv
                    Quote: Mart
                    In any case, I prefer books.


                    good

                    I support, I turned off the TV (line) 6 years ago at home, how much immediately free time appeared for all sorts of interesting things and utilities - there is no way to convey fellow And never regretted it.
                    1. Aleks tv
                      Aleks tv 2 February 2014 19: 49
                      +3
                      Quote: And Us Rat
                      6 years ago, I turned off the TV (line) at home,

                      good
                      I understand that it's hard to believe, but I also turned off the TV 4 years ago.
                      Although earlier it was just turned on for the background.
                      Finally, the buzz. On New Year's’s they got it - listen to the chimes.
                      I come to friends - and they have malachov in telly (Russian TV), already turns ...

                      And really thanks to the site and THANKS to such editors as Oleg for the excellent info served with a wonderful sauce of humor.

                      ps Probably we, CAM, are "not television sectarians" ...
                      laughing
                      1. And Us Rat
                        And Us Rat 2 February 2014 19: 59
                        +3
                        Quote: Aleks tv
                        Although earlier it was just turned on for the background.

                        I prefer music for the background - positive for the nervous system, unlike the TV, the radio is also good - only without talk shows. drinks

                        Quote: Aleks tv
                        And really thanks to the site and THANKS to such editors as Oleg.

                        Yes, I also appreciated good

                        Quote: Aleks tv
                        Probably we, CAM, are "not television sectarians" ...

                        Aha fellow

                3. ty60
                  ty60 3 February 2014 00: 28
                  +1
                  The book is always perceived differently - the reading process itself is the work of your mind, your associations. Screen adaptation is a look with lazy eyes on the director’s vision
            2. ty60
              ty60 3 February 2014 00: 24
              +1
              I’ll tell you as a techie, if it were allowed to Kill some E.M. in ROSTELECOM by his own hand. It’s for delusional leadership.
        2. domokl
          domokl 2 February 2014 08: 53
          +4
          Quote: Mart
          he described more than half a century ago.

          laughing Oleg, judging by the avatar in Moscow, the people froze completely winter laughing
          And about the time of writing ... Sometimes I, when I read little-known authors of the past, have the feeling that the time machine will still be invented. And those who wrote wrote about the events that happened. The language is simply accessible to those people.
          1. Mart
            2 February 2014 08: 57
            +4
            Quote: domokl
            Oleg, judging by the avatar in Moscow, the people froze completely winter


            I live in Siberia. smile
            1. Kunar
              Kunar 7 February 2014 11: 39
              0
              State Department reports wassat
          2. Ruslan67
            Ruslan67 2 February 2014 09: 01
            +3
            Quote: domokl
            And about the time of writing

            Quote: domokl
            .And those who wrote wrote about the events that happened

            Mikhail Afanasevich Bulgakov -Dog's Heart request laughing
      2. domokl
        domokl 2 February 2014 08: 41
        +5
        Quote: Ruslan67
        All the same, Bradbury was a genius

        I welcome Ruslan ... Not only Bradbury. As far as I remember, Wells already has more than 90% of the things he predicted came true ... fellow
        1. Ruslan67
          Ruslan67 2 February 2014 08: 44
          +4
          Sasha hi
          Quote: domokl
          .Not only Bradbury.

          He unfortunately was the most accurate request I admit, in childhood I was bored and difficult to read it ... now I understand fool
    2. Same lech
      Same lech 2 February 2014 08: 21
      +5
      Read the source, read different points of view, read smart people ... BUT FIND YOURSELF, ,,,


      Alexander, I’m afraid this will come to an end soon, laws are coming into force that allow websites to be closed for extremist and other unlawful statements, so I’m very afraid that these very sources with inconvenient information will fall under the distribution, and we will be unable to do our right look at the prose of life.
      1. domokl
        domokl 2 February 2014 08: 49
        +2
        Quote: The same LYOKHA
        laws are now in force to close sites for extremist and other unlawful statements-

        But for me, radicalism is still too much. Extemist sites are closed not for looks, but for extremism. Of course, I understand that the methods of making mines and land mines are very interesting to the consumer. However, those people who may suffer from me are unlikely to agree.
        And the struggle of ideas, yes, we see it here almost daily.
        1. Same lech
          Same lech 2 February 2014 09: 06
          +3
          No, I do not mean radicalism or methods of manufacturing explosives (for this you can just study chemistry well) - imagine that there is a source (site) of information that has compromising information on some illegal structure — a person (or a group of persons) from there to eliminate the danger on this site under an assumed name and allegedly begins to publish his extremist views-on the basis of this, under the new rules, you can easily close this site with all the ensuing consequences, that’s the danger !!!
      2. ty60
        ty60 3 February 2014 00: 33
        +2
        Well, we live in Russia, we will attribute Mao’s quote to ourselves. They are smart and competent, they will understand. And no one was counting on a fool.
    3. Mart
      2 February 2014 08: 26
      +6
      Quote: domokl
      I support Oleg's call .. Read the original sources, read different points of view, read intelligent people ... BUT CONCLUSIONS DO YOURSELF ,,,,


      Hello Alexander! Thanks for the support!
    4. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov 2 February 2014 09: 08
      +2
      Quote: domokl
      The Internet allows you to read all kinds of nonsense. But among the hot articles and comments you can always find the primary sources. The trouble with modern man is that the vast majority simply forgot how to think. This is a logical continuation of the development of a consumer society.
      In the beginning, we bought the quantity (from whom is there only one TV at home now? Even if no one is watching it ... Or one speaker system?
      Then we forgot how to cook food ... Why, when in the microwave there are grill cooking functions and much more. And for those who do not have money for the microwave, there is Rollton or Doshirak there.
      And then why read the source when there are smart people who will give a squeeze. Why read the classics, if there is a movie adaptation, but for the most advanced there are just comics ...
      I support Oleg's call .. Read the original sources, read different points of view, read intelligent people ... BUT CONCLUSIONS DO YOURSELF ,,,,

      Great wrote! People have forgotten how to think independently to analyze to draw conclusions .. (especially youth) What pleases here on the youth website read a lot of comments and this is our future! I have this site as a visit to my parents Calmly think over everything to reflect on advice to get .. That's something like that. .
    5. Luzhichanin
      Luzhichanin 3 February 2014 11: 46
      0
      Quote: domokl
      In the beginning, we purchased quantity (from whom is one TV now at home?

      I have one laughing
      Quote: domokl
      Or one speaker system?

      and what for it? belay
      Quote: domokl
      Why, when the microwave has grilling functions and much more. And for those who do not have money for the microwave, there is Rollton or Doshirak there.

      I don’t have a microwave, so I don’t have money crying have to go after the doshirak laughing

      although it’s not tastier than food cooked in a Russian oven and in Russian recipes! soldier
  • And Us Rat
    And Us Rat 2 February 2014 08: 20
    +10
    And after all, the author is right, on 1000%, unfortunately few are able to analyze and sift information. We all live in a fucking manpower / cog incubator for a system called Planet Earth. laughing It would be funny if it were not so sad.
    1. SlavaP
      SlavaP 2 February 2014 23: 48
      +1
      Yes sir. The golden rule of intelligence is forgotten - any infa is worth attention if confirmed by three independent sources - so that comrades, in the pursuit of truth, need a little sweat ..
  • delfinN
    delfinN 2 February 2014 08: 24
    +9
    Judging by the comments, "VO" has extended its influence as min throughout the entire northern hemisphere. Keep it up.
  • Igor39
    Igor39 2 February 2014 08: 33
    +7
    From anonymous sources of information, it became known that Putin uses an unknown type of psychological weapon, penetrating the minds of leading politicians and ordinary Westerners.
  • Name
    Name 2 February 2014 08: 37
    +9
    Well, there is a lot of ridiculous things like the truth on the Internet, to be able to separate the grains from the chaff is art and the author owns it perfectly, no doubt!
    Archaeological paradox: the least cultured individuals make the greatest contribution to the creation of the "cultural layer" ...
    Four Estonians are sitting at work at computers. One says:
    - That’s the Internet brakes now!
    An hour later, the second:
    - Tttaaa, brakes!
    Two hours later, the third:
    - It’s not called up for me either!
    Three hours later, the fourth:
    “The truth is that it’s a set of disconnect!”
  • delfinN
    delfinN 2 February 2014 08: 50
    +30
    Maybe not quite in the topic, but to raise the mood of the weekend:

    In the White House
    a portrait appeared on one of the walls of the Oval Office
    V.I. Chapaeva.
    Somehow, assistant
    The Secretary of State, passing by, noticed this portrait and asked a person who was right there
    Obama's:
    - Mr. President, could you say what a strange person with a mustache, in a burka and in an unusual
    the headdress depicted in this portrait?
    - You know, Obama answered - to be honest, I and
    I don’t know, but they told me that he devoted his whole life to the struggle against whites.
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov 2 February 2014 08: 55
      +4
      laughing good Cool joke ... did not hear!
    2. The comment was deleted.
  • Amur
    Amur 2 February 2014 09: 23
    +2
    Prof. Preobrazhensky is resting! Great article!
  • aviamed90
    aviamed90 2 February 2014 09: 51
    +6
    Really.

    In recent years, they have made chewing gum from the news with "0" information level. And if there is no news, then the "people" will also have a story about tiger cubs born in some zoo or about divorce (marriage) of some "stars". For some reason, it is believed that it is interesting to the viewer (listener) in any scenario.

    Often, news uses not the present, or even the past, but the future. "Will", "deliver", "produce", "launch", "agree", etc., which is very annoying.

    Of course, they write about any plans in the future tense, but the trick is that, having written, the "journalists" immediately forget about this "news" and it is more never does not pop up in news feeds. At no time ...

    News information in the media at least. You have to work hard to get to the truth (to the fact).

    One of the striking examples is a story about "the cold in Norway at -78 degrees, in which fish froze in the sea." And then it turned out that the "journalist", reprinting the information, did not bother to put a dash between the number "7" and "8".

    Of course, under the USSR, this also happened - dashing reports "from the fields" come to mind, but still, it did not come to such madness then.

    And in our case there is only one reason - the thirst for money.
  • Stinger
    Stinger 2 February 2014 10: 11
    +4
    Yes. Many current journalists realized that love of homeland is cheaper for money. It is time for many newspapers to be published immediately in rolls and without text. There are doubts about REN TV. Doctors in mental hospitals are not overjoyed. Do not tear patients away from the screen. Become calm and a little thoughtful. Apparently realizing that they may very well mow down little people under the children.
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 2 February 2014 19: 01
      +2
      Quote: Stinger
      There are doubts about REN TV.

      Yes, Breivik gave a blunder, he had to write about his plight, not on REN TV, but on the Dozhd TV channel, there they would sympathize with him. laughing
  • kaktus
    kaktus 2 February 2014 10: 31
    +3
    Thanks to the author! Indeed, it seems that some of the figures are led by aliens or a feeding pasta monster ... wassat
  • Altona
    Altona 2 February 2014 10: 49
    +5
    Quote: Mart
    In any case, I prefer books.

    ------------------------------
    How is it with the Strugatskys? "In a free state, jinn can only build palaces and destroy. They can do nothing more."
    The "free" press can only build palaces of absurdities and destroy the brains of an unprepared man in the street. She can't do anything else ... Here ...
    Do you remember how Vybegallo tested a cadaver at the training ground? And what did he program ... When the subject pulled all the material values ​​within reach and puppeted ... He was able to consume everything in a row, but he could not and did not learn to assess his needs ...
    1. Black
      Black 2 February 2014 11: 07
      +4
      Quote: Altona
      How is it with the Strugatskys? "In a free state, jinn can only build palaces and destroy. They can do nothing more."
      The "free" press can only build palaces of absurdities and destroy the brains of an unprepared man in the street. She can't do anything else ... Here ...


      Great maxim!

      As for the "muddiness" in the media, the money earned thus. don't smell either.
      By the way, but what is the "right" on the site, how is it? From the same opera?
    2. Rebus
      Rebus 2 February 2014 13: 47
      +2
      Quote: Altona
      How is it with the Strugatskys? "In a free state, jinn can only build palaces and destroy. They can do nothing more."
      The "free" press can only build palaces of absurdities and destroy the brains of an unprepared man in the street. She can't do anything else

      And "Monday starts on Saturday" and "The Tale of the Troika" I re-read and probably will reread, these books are always relevant.
      The words from the Troika are suitable for the "free" press:

      "People don't need unhealthy sensations. People need healthy sensations."


      "Today's youth struggle little, pays little attention to the struggle, they have no desire to fight anymore, to fight for the fight to truly become the main, primary task of the whole struggle, and if she, our wonderful, talented youth, will continue to be so it is not enough to fight, then in this struggle she will have little chance of becoming a real struggling youth, always busy with the struggle to become a real fighter, who fights to make the struggle ... "


      This is the essence of the press sensation for the sake of sensations and the struggle for the struggle.

      "Free" press and intended for cadavers ...
  • Egoza
    Egoza 2 February 2014 11: 24
    +8
    Thanks a lot, Oleg! Feuilleton - wonderful!
    We really forgot how to read and analyze. But all these skills were put in the Soviet school. And the Internet is not to blame! Ruined education is the reason for the fooling of our youth.
    However, there is also a "tool" for your friend. The fact is that our maydanuts tried to intimidate the golden eagle and the soldiers of the Internal Troops

    - set up in front of the security cordon of the government quarter on one of the barricades on the street. Grushevsky, a large monitor on which non-stop news of several TV channels is broadcast, incl. - "Channel 5" and "24", reports Ukrainska Pravda. (Or maybe they decided to arrange such torture?)

    However, our guys were not at a loss!

    At the same time, music and patriotic songs of the Soviet era sound loudly from the side of the siloviki in order to drown out informational messages.
    http://www.segodnya.ua/politics/society/na-grushevskogo-silovikov-pytayut-prosmo
    trom-novostey-493133.html
    Listen to Soviet songs if you are tired of reading! They will help to discover the truth in a stream of lies!
    1. Sid.74
      Sid.74 2 February 2014 11: 34
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      We really have forgotten how to read and analyze

      By the way, who does not know! The analytical website contrpost.com has once again earned!
      I hope soon and the article will appear on the VO! Here is an excerpt from the article about the situation in Ukraine and not only! The article is called: The angle of incidence is equal to the angle of refraction

      To some, the current president of Ukraine will seem to be a fiend of hell and a bloody demon, but this is not even close. This is as true as the fact that someone thinks his son is a businessman, these are all incidents of a transitional political model, when during a crash or the creation of states, anyone, even President Yanukovych, can get into power or big business, , however, does not negate his chances of winning the next election. Does it seem impossible to you? His rating fell so low that no one would vote for him?

      My friends, ratings - this tool is bad because it has a habit of wavering. Rating is a tool of manipulation. Remember what was the rating of Yeltsin. Someone will start hammering that Yanukovych has a rating of 2 percent and then everyone will think, why ruin his votes for him? But if we say that Yanukovich’s rating is 70% and backing it up with certain facts, that, they say, only a few tens of thousands supported the Maidan, and the remaining 45 millions sat at home in disagreement with this very Maidan, and the picture will immediately look different. It remains to answer the question, for which 70% of the population of Ukraine are so fond of their president. In such cases, it is customary to talk about caring for the people, but it is very little visible. Therefore, it must be done so that it can be seen well. In general, this obzats article is devoted only to the fact that Yanukovych can still win the election and with a decent result. Moreover, none of his opponents have a tenth of such chances.
      Completely here: http: //contrpost.com/index.php/91-ukraina/18152-ugol-padeniya-raven-uglu-p
      relomleniya
      1. alone
        alone 2 February 2014 11: 48
        +3
        Eugene, hello! hi . It’s impossible to do just what you propose about Yanukovych’s rating. Even the most avid anti-Maidanists in disputes admit that Yanukovych robbed, robbed and destroyed everything. And they, speaking against the trinity, did not in any way stand for Yanukovych. Yanukovych exhausted confidence and those and others. Even the Golden Eagle does not stand there because of him, but because of the law.
        1. Sid.74
          Sid.74 2 February 2014 12: 25
          +2
          Quote: lonely
          Yes, just what you offer about the rating of Yanukovich, it is impossible to do

          Good afternoon! hi This is not my reasoning, this is an analyst from the site of a counterpost!

          Now, if I honestly understand what is happening in the situation with Ukraine! It seems that Yatsenyuk and Klitschko are preferable for the EU, but the people do not need such candidates, Tyagnibok needs a boxer and a rabbit as a democratic shield! And the EU does not need a new Fuhrer! But Yanukovych seems to be like still the officially elected president and the only full-fledged source of power! Radicals with grief in half listen to Tyagnibok but do not respect! Radicals themselves want power and they do not need all the "tritushki"!
          But the people are not ready to vote for the radicals, and the more radicals will not be supported in the EU! At the same time, there will be no revolution without radicals! Which is supported by the US and the EU! And which the US and EU want to carry out without blood! And then there are the militias and the not very active east of the country! Who will support Yanukovych at least until the elections! And who do not like all the "tritushki" and radicals!
          Fuv ... wassat In my opinion all this is a madhouse respected! And the so-called zugzwang!
          1. alone
            alone 2 February 2014 12: 37
            +2
            Symptoms of the Madhouse are certainly present. But the authorities really really overdid it there. Now they are harvesting. I remember how Yatsenyuk called people to return to Maidan from Grushevskaya Street. So people just sent him three letters. Yanukovych got everyone. And west and east, if even deep Crimea.
            1. Sid.74
              Sid.74 2 February 2014 13: 01
              +1
              Yes, everything is clear that the power that protects their own interests is not to whom and not where they like it! Suppose there were early elections! And what will the Ukrainians do if elections come to the elections, the nickname, Yatsenyuk, Yanukovych and some kind of radical, and from PR let Tsaryov have everything chances are that Yanukovych can win in the second or third stage of voting! And sho Maidan again! The situation is stupid to ugliness! It’s not realistic to predict! It was necessary for politicians themselves and all to be exported to uncleanness and to such an extent that .. you have to go! What can be assumed is the arrival of new parties and organizations from the east of the country! hi
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          3. ty60
            ty60 3 February 2014 00: 47
            +1
            The last definition is most likely. Because Yanukovych is sick. Who will make the first move and how?
    2. Black
      Black 2 February 2014 11: 40
      +3
      Quote: Egoza
      At the same time, music, patriotic songs of Soviet times sound loudly from the side of the security forces


      I imagine - how these ghouls of the Maidan sausages !!! yes
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  • Roman 1977
    Roman 1977 2 February 2014 11: 31
    +2
    Feuilleton no doubt, excellent !!! good
    Will talk? But Mr. Bykov in London ... was not. Therefore, he could not talk to anyone there. The brilliant planned absence of Bykov is clarified by reading a note from RIA Novosti. The text says: “The visitors of the exhibition will meet with Lyudmila Ulitskaya, Oleg Pavlov, Igor Sakhnovsky, Anna Starobinets, Maria Galina, Arkady Shtypel, as well as with famous Russian-speaking writers of Britain, including Zinovy ​​Zinik, Irina Kirillova and Khamid Ismaylov”.

  • Borus017
    Borus017 2 February 2014 11: 32
    +2
    Well written. And what about "doing nothing" - so everyone remembers the anecdote about the monkey ?: - I'm a fool, maybe I'm a fool, but I have 300 bucks an hour!
  • homosum20
    homosum20 2 February 2014 11: 34
    +2
    It is a masterpiece! Thank.
  • Siberia 9444
    Siberia 9444 2 February 2014 11: 45
    +3
    Strong review! Siberia is power! Novosibirsk drinks
  • kaktus
    kaktus 2 February 2014 12: 09
    +1
    Rating is, by chance, not from the word "a rat"? wassat
  • Neophyte
    Neophyte 2 February 2014 12: 16
    +2
    Oleg! We definitely do not respect the Echo of Moscow sites. Not all REN-TV programs swirl the brains of the average person, this is not for
    people with low IQ. In which I agree with the author that the release of info into the network definitely excites the crowd.
    For example: why did the English queen Lizka survive the pubic lice epidemic among her guards?
    Or, another example of palace life: some English drank after drinking beer, ran around London naked, and then, sobering up, signed up as a volunteer in Afghanistan.
    Our press is very fond of covering the life of divas, such as stars. Suddenly it turns out that Pugacheva has changed clothes
    man, and Galkin-a woman? Do not be surprised, reader! Our valiant media will present anything, money
    don't smell!
  • lelikas
    lelikas 2 February 2014 12: 19
    +2
    Quote: Mart
    Thank you, Vitaly! I plan to lay out my feuilletons every week. On Sundays. All reviews are very dear to me!
    From the beginning I didn’t understand the meaning of the selection, I thought I got into the yellow press belay independent screen generally began to cause a feeling of alarm, but then I realized the concept of a new review and let go ... laughing
    Continue Oleg, we will wait.
  • Thomas
    Thomas 2 February 2014 12: 23
    +2
    Thanks to the author!
    And about the replication of news on different sites, so what can I say if on the Internet sites like textsale and the like are paid for copywriting (they even came up with a term for this). You take an article, rewrite it in your own words so that sentences are not repeated (the similarity is checked by software) and produce an allegedly new article. It’s worth a penny, and these articles are bought up by all kinds of sites like hot cakes.
  • WIN969
    WIN969 2 February 2014 12: 23
    +3
    joint project of the GRU and Marine Le Pen on the collapse of the European Union.

    And where are the articles on this topic, or am I missing something? smile
  • sinukvl
    sinukvl 2 February 2014 12: 56
    +2
    Yes ... the West is degrading.
  • Aleks tv
    Aleks tv 2 February 2014 13: 04
    +3
    Wonderful feuilleton.
    good

    A delicious addition to mosaics.
    Thanks a lot, Oleg!
    drinks
  • delfinN
    delfinN 2 February 2014 13: 59
    +3
    Now I read it at the post:
    They adopted two passes of the child and went with him to the bathhouse. In the bathhouse, the child says to one of the parents: “Dad, you have such a big copy!” - "Well, what are you, son, you haven’t seen your mom yet!"
  • Bosk
    Bosk 2 February 2014 13: 59
    +2
    I would like to face the person who invented the tax for cow methane ... when they told me that there is such a tax in Latvia, I thought it was a joke of the month, but it turned out to be in all seriousness. According to the logic of things, proceeding from the fact that Latvia is a country of gray peas, we must wait that soon they will lead the same tax on people ... truly human stupidity compared to the mind, there are no borders!
    1. SRC P-15
      SRC P-15 2 February 2014 19: 09
      +3
      Quote: Bosk
      we must expect that soon they will lead the same tax on people.

      China will be lucky then, how much dough will they collect from the population there? laughing
  • morpogr
    morpogr 2 February 2014 14: 03
    +3
    It is necessary to make a weekly column and name * Around laughter or on purpose you can imagine *
  • frosa66
    frosa66 2 February 2014 14: 11
    +2
    Thank you for such a site and such authors hi Rest your soul, and Mosk makes you work! Thank you !!!!
  • Sadikoff
    Sadikoff 2 February 2014 14: 14
    +1
    The article is useful and instructive, the conclusion is to include the brain, and any outstanding news should be checked at the source, Internet help gives.
    Cethtot will kill the United States in 3 years, and a little about Putin’s peace of mind
    "It turns out that the specialists of the" witchcraft departments "of the special services are able to get into the brains of any person and even control him?

    "Get into the brain" is not quite the correct term. Theoretically, it is possible to remove current information from a person's consciousness, but at the same time, understanding how the mechanism of its receipt works, formalize it very conditionally "
    http://www.qsec.ru/public/kremlevskie-ekstrasensymify-i-realnost-chast-pyat-0
    That is, Putin is to a certain extent a sleeper
  • DesToeR
    DesToeR 2 February 2014 14: 40
    +2
    After reading the article, the epilogue sounds like a joke:
    "Do you still want to read the news? Then register on" Military Review "! Only here - the whole truth about the Snowden documents, the new Russian secret missiles, the president of the world, the votes from Alpha Centauri and the joint project of the GRU and Marine Le Pen on the collapse of the European Union! "
  • Altona
    Altona 2 February 2014 15: 09
    +2
    Quote: Egoza
    The third leader of the Maidan is V. Klitschko. Like many millions of Ukrainians, I did not miss more than one of his fights. I remember how in Greece the captain of the ship told us: “Russia, I love!”, And one of the tourists, blushing thickly from his neck, screamed heart-rendingly: “Not Russia, Ukraine! Klitschko! ” I thought then: and if we didn’t have such a person, what would you shout to designate your country? ..

    ----------------------------
    I don’t know how about Russia, Ukraine ... At the beginning of the battle, the commentator always emphasizes that this is a Soviet-school boxer, an ethnic Ukrainian, lives in Germany and the Germans love his fights ... In Germany, nicknames found a grateful audience and good promoters who can kick out any fees from the organizers of the battles with their participation ... So not everyone is seduced about the Klitschko couple ...
  • saxa2103
    saxa2103 2 February 2014 15: 31
    +3
    in our time, you can’t trust anyone, I can
    (gruppenfuhrer muller)
    1. ty60
      ty60 3 February 2014 00: 58
      +1
      I’ll clarify. In our time, you can’t trust anyone, not even yourself. I can. Yulian Semenov through the mouth of a gruppenführer.
  • Indifferent
    Indifferent 2 February 2014 16: 26
    +1
    Well written article! Bravo! My plus! All the time I pay attention to it and swear to myself! Sometimes it actually seems that the whole world is crazy!
  • Arh
    Arh 2 February 2014 16: 51
    +1
    Good development of the Russian language in the EU, the ruble has become a converted currency, we will continue to develop! ! ! )))
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 2 February 2014 17: 21
    0
    Let Breivik work with Rentv, they have a uniquely mutual view of the world, they see either fiction or everything bad. But Chapman steers)))
  • SPACE
    SPACE 2 February 2014 18: 01
    +1
    Quote: SPACE 28 March 2013 10: 53 | Mikhail Zadornov: Why did Berezovsky live?

    Indeed, there is a lot of exact knowledge in the world, even more events and judgments, and if earlier the truth could simply be hidden, now in the age of the Internet this is no longer possible. Information is like signals to the brain where to go and what to do, and someone can also use it. Therefore, they hide the truth among the same truths invented by them, and they govern not only one truth in essence, but the majority, the number of truths that are close, in essence, to the truth, but lie in their truth. And the magnitude of a person’s knowledge does not always insure them against stupidity, it only creates multivariance of actions and, if made the wrong choice, can lead to wandering for years or lead to a dead end or to a cliff and, worst of all, bring others along. As someone said, "The greatest nonsense in the world is done by the smart or with the smart look." Therefore, in order not to fall into delusions and dependence on the herd instinct, a special thinking mechanism is needed that would separate the entire continuous spectrum of information from lies ... ... half true ....... half false ....... to the truth, in the form of discrete concepts like yes and no .
    So sanity is that filter in the brain of every person that tunes and sorts incoming information, helping the brain to develop as close to the truth as possible, a correct understanding of things.
    Information, the same alkaloid and its actions are similar, and when we absorb it, we sometimes become addicted, change like under the influence of ordinary alcohol, no matter which way. We can become unnatural, conceited and arrogant, we are intoxicated by knowledge, fame, power, money. And only SOBERness of mind separates the virtual sky and the real earth!
    And humor is only a weapon of truth advocates who want to help you, but do not want to rule you. Everyone has the same sober mind and sanity as M. Zadornov.

    I wish you all sanity and sobriety, as well as a critical attitude to the flow of information that some and the media drive. If a person knows how to use the brain correctly, then he can not wear out, rather, on the contrary, sharpen.
  • sub307
    sub307 2 February 2014 19: 15
    +2
    Thanks. With pleasure neighing.
  • serezhasoldatow
    serezhasoldatow 2 February 2014 21: 10
    +3
    I read with pleasure I really thought and decided that there is no better site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SlavaP
    SlavaP 2 February 2014 23: 50
    +1
    In general, thanks!
  • shelva
    shelva 3 February 2014 00: 01
    +1
    It seems that these "zombies" were bitten first of all by the Americans, and those, in turn, by other "champions of democracy."
  • philip
    philip 3 February 2014 00: 20
    +3
    I liked the article. And from Plato it is better to read not dialogs, although this is very good, but the state.
    Brains, if anyone remained on this crazy planet, immediately fall into place. And it becomes clear why Russians are critical of European values ​​and Western democracy.
  • Hort
    Hort 3 February 2014 09: 40
    +2
    In addition to the fact that current news is presented as a stream of garbage and disables analytical thinking, I note that they still form indifference to any events, even important ones.
    This is achieved by repeatedly repeating and exaggerating information about the same events.
    Examples: Maidan, Syria. On my own, I noticed that there is approximately the following attitude: "Why are they still on the Maidan? Well, okay" or "aha, are they still fighting? And ... Assad is tired of them."
    As a result, people are cut off interest in the analysis of important events
  • Luzhichanin
    Luzhichanin 3 February 2014 11: 32
    0
    Quote: Oleg Chuvakin
    Do you still want to read the news? Then register on the "Military Review"! Only here is the whole truth about the documents of Snowden, the new Russian secret missiles, the president of the globe, voices from Alpha Centauri and the joint project of the GRU and Marine Le Pen on the collapse of the European Union!
    not all, of course, but only the tip of the iceberg, which was revealed in the analysis of the flow of information. hi
    I will not write about mistakes, unfortunately, I did not write. wink
  • Const
    Const 3 February 2014 12: 22
    0
    It is what it is. Nobody wants to think, but wants money, so there’s a repost ..