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Assault bears - a mockery of "stupid Russians", turning into reality

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One of these days I decided to distract from everything and everything and indulge in a bit of childhood - to play the uncomplicated computer game “Red Alert” (“Red alarm”). For those who do not know, this is such a strategy, which, however, does not require special mental abilities, much less military knowledge. You just need to have superiority (if not numerical, then technical) in the direction of the main attack.


Moreover, one of the warring parties in the game is the USSR. Well, what could be nicer than grinding the decaying West with Soviet caterpillars tanks?
I’m not going to describe the game to you here, of course, but at first one detail of it really made me laugh and then interested. The fact is that under the terms of the game, the Soviet army has at its disposal ... STORM BEARS. Yes, such ordinary brown bears in helmets and bullet-proof vests, who can also swim, unlike simple infantry.



Well, of course, in the case of the game, this is yet another mockery of its developers (and you probably guess that you didn’t create it) over us, "stupid Ivan," who called the bears into the army.

However, natural curiosity, for which, I will not hide it, not just received on the nose, made me take up this issue and find out, and what the hell is not joking, it may be that a bear in war is not such a rubbish.

Fortunately, in order to find out something, nowadays it’s not necessary to sit down in the reading room of libraries, it is enough to competently make a request in the world wide web search engine. That with success and done.

And came across an article by a certain V.T. Ponomareva "Fighting Animals: Secret weapon of all times and peoples. " Work, I tell you, the most interesting.

Of course, most are devoted to such traditional animals in war as horses, dogs, in more ancient times war elephants. But there was a lot of surprising and even, I would say, incredible.

However, whoever wants, he will easily find this material and get acquainted with it. I was interested in bears. Well, as it is sung in that old song: “He who seeks will always find it!” It came down to the “clumsy” too. It was nice to know that it was our ancestors who succeeded in taming them. But the beginning of the chapter on bears was not impressed. The author wrote about “bear fun” (man versus bear duel), about hounding dogs with packs of dogs, and finally, about purely bear fights and training (very cruel).

It was getting boring already, because everything that was described above (except for the ancient methods of dressing), anyway, any schoolchild knows. I wanted to give up before I reached the lines:

- With trained bears from the village to the village, from the city to the city went fun buffoon. Amusing people gathering in the square, the bear, at the behest of the counselor, amusedly depicted various scenes: “like pop to the mass goes,” “like a guy from a tavern returns,” “like women rinse underwear,” and so on. Russian tsars eagerly invited to join the service of the masters of the bear comedy.

Few people knew that the masters of the “bear comedy” not only entertained the audience, but also consisted in the royal secret service. Many such artists with bears roamed the cities of Western Europe, performing important secret assignments.

The Novgorod Chronicle writes that in 1572, by decree of Ivan the Terrible, "in Novgorod and in all cities and townships, sovereign took merry people and bears ...". There were all sorts of different incidents. The official who was involved in this business did not like one of the bears mentioned in the review. Then the buffoon, in order to prove the merits of his pupil, let the intractable clerk of the bear on him. The chronicle reports: "Subota Oseter, sexton Danila Bartenev, beat and beat him with a bear." Danila tried to hide in the Zemsky hut, but the bear broke in behind him there.
Here's your time! What is it that turns out, bears are not just “strap pulled”, but served in intelligence?



I have the courage to assume that the duties they performed there were not only distracting and entertaining. For some reason I have no doubt that if such a “buffoon” was taken out to the clear water, a teddy bear would at least help the owner to escape, having taken the blow upon himself. Although, I confess honestly, Ponomarev does not write about this.

And then - more:

“In the course of time, the experience of guide dogs and buffoons led to an improvement in the training methods of the“ brute ”... I did not disregard the“ scientists ”bears and the army. There were cases when trained bears, along with archers, stormed the enemy fortresses. In this case, the bears worked with their front paws, holding the body in an upright position.

At the time of Peter I, the Moscow home of Prince Fyodor Yuryevich Romodanovsky (by the way, one of the few representatives of the ancient boyar clans who unconditionally supported the beginnings of the young tsar), the formidable head of the Transfiguration of the Order who was in charge of secret political intelligence, was famous for its trained bears. To the arrested, who were brought to Romodanovsky for interrogation, a white bear was assigned instead of guards. While Romodanovsky interrogated one prisoner, the bear guarded others, without causing them any harm, but also not allowing them to make an extra move. When, at the request of Peter I, Romodanovsky was sent to him for interrogation by the leaders of the Astrakhan revolt, a polar bear was also sent with them. Most likely, the king wanted to see how such an unusual "officer" was serving.

And here I ask readers to pay special attention: the WHITE bear and the WHITE bear! Unlike brown bears, modern trainers prefer not to get involved with these polar relatives. For reference: in the Moscow Circus on Vernadsky there are spouses Yuri Khokhlov and Yuliya Denisenko, working with polar bears. In 2012, they were the only ones of their kind in all of our vast Russia.

In general, after reading this, I was already seriously interested in the question and decided to look for whether it is possible to develop some special skills in a bear that will allow it to be used for military purposes and in modern conditions.

Without much difficulty finding the website "Bear World", I read there:

- In truth, bears are in many ways similar to humans. They can be taught almost everything, it all depends on the skill and professional skills of the trainer. Circus bears can act as equilibrists, cyclists, riders, motorcyclists, boxers, acrobats, musicians.

Everything is subject to bears, from ballet to walking on a wire, a fashion show. A special respect deserves a bear named Stepan Mikhailovich, who became the first animal in the world to receive a real driver's license and was able to drive a Niva car. Driving school "Strela" gives rights not only to bears, but also to ordinary citizens. Stepan Mikhailovich became the real pride of the entire USSR, as well as its leaders Olga and Viktor Kudryavtsev.

To this I will add that older people probably still remember the two hockey teams of bears. The legendary Soviet trainer Valentin Ivanovich Filatov coached these “ice squads”.

Imagine what it is like to put, in general, a wild beast, on skates. But you still need to teach at least a stick to hit the puck.
From my own childhood, I remember how once my father and I were in a circus, and there, the bears, like real dzhigits, climbed under the belly of a horse when it rushed at a gallop.

In general, even animals that are close in structure to humans, like monkeys, cannot do what they managed to train with "tops".

Well, well, why can a bear be needed in a war? The first thing that comes to mind offhand is hand to hand. After all, it still happens that, for various reasons, it is impossible to use firearms. I hope no one will argue that the enemy simply has no chance against such “attack aircraft”? Especially if the fight is in a tight room. By the way, with proper training, the bear can wean a roar and growl loudly.
The second. Having fixed the same video camera on the bear’s head or back, it is quite possible to use it in reconnaissance. Here he will have some advantages in comparison with, say, a dog. Imagine, it happens in the forest, and agree that the "clumsy" one who gets out of the thicket will look much less suspicious.

Another question is, is it safe to hire such "soldiers"? Will the clumsy “warrior” turn into the most crucial moments of the assault around its own axis, going to destroy its own? - In fairness, we note that many trainers consider a bear to be more insidious and unpredictable than a lion or a tiger.

But let's remember about the archers, who took the "tops" on the attack, when really shock power was required. Are the ancestors so stupid? Hardly, rather, on the contrary, they did not sit for hours at the computers and knew about the surrounding nature much more than ours. Probably, the animals were able to teach how to distinguish between their own and others.

And here is one modern история about bear devotion. So to speak, as indirect evidence.

American naturalist Casey Anderson picked up a little grizzly bear (the cub was only two weeks old) and left it, leaving it to live at home. Anderson called his pet Brutus, and since then they have been inseparable.

Brutus lives in a special refuge that Casey built especially for the beast. Because of this, he can live like a wild grizzly bear in the natural world and comfort. According to the naturalist, living near Brutus is not at all dangerous, for he loves people very much.

Today Brutus weighs 362 kg and has an increase in 2,4 m. However, the large dimensions do not prevent him from happy to spend time in human society. He never stays alone and even dines at the table with the Anderson family. Moreover, at the naturalist's wedding with Hollywood actress Missy Pyle, the bear was invited as a "best man".

For many years, Anderson and his supporters have tried to debunk the stereotypical opinion of people about bears. The opinion has taken root in human minds that the grizzly is a dangerous and bloodthirsty man-eating predator (by the way, he is considered angrier than a Russian brown bear). In fact, according to the scientist, bears always try to avoid meeting a person.

- They are afraid of us. They are afraid because many members of the human race are much more bloodthirsty and merciless than bears, ”Casey explains.

In other words, “a bear is not so terrible as it is painted”. And I want to pay special attention to the fact that this story took place in the homeland of the game developers who amuse themselves with the “Russian bears”. Good always laughs the one who laughs last (and preferably, without consequences).

In conclusion, I want to say that the article was written out of curiosity and in order to prove that there is nothing impossible in this world. But, frankly, I am categorically opposed to animals (and even more so beautiful and proud like bears) to be used for fun or, even worse, killed and maimed in the war. And therefore, unlike all previous articles, I beg you not to take this as a guide to action.

Brown bear - the beauty and pride of the Russian forest. May God grant him good health, let him live!
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  2. Alex_Popovson
    Alex_Popovson 14 January 2014 09: 43
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    Author, You're wrong, the whole series is a mockery of the stereotyped thinking, both of Amer’s and, sorry, soviet. Developers then - half of the countries of the socialist camp were, no less.
    And the reasoning about the advantage of bears in military operations is not even amateurish, but some kind of fantasy.
    And also, for example, in the West, a bear is considered a stupid, vicious, even aggressive beast, but it can be well trained (doesn’t resemble Russia of the beginning of the 90s?). One cannot say unequivocally that this is so, but nevertheless such an opinion exists.
    And here is a little tasty quote for you: "... the power and the bear have a lot in common. Power, like a bear, is clumsy, sluggish, clumsy, lazy, it has more strength than mind. The power-bear loves to sleep, to increase fat, to be given a sweeter on the paw, seemingly good-natured, but can easily tear off her head. And the authorities are afraid of only one thing with a bear - a man with a spear. " Not quite to the topic of conversation, and yet ...
    1. family tree
      family tree 14 January 2014 10: 05
      +138
      Quote: Alex_Popovson
      Power, like a bear, is awkward, sluggish, slow, lazy, it has more power than mind.

      That is, it turns out that you have not seen a bear in the forest what They would have looked gone, or something. If you come back, tell me how clumsy, slow, clumsy, lazy, stupid, what else is there? In general, go, a lot of impressions fellow Yes, but a man with a horn, he’s not afraid request . Not at all afraid.
      1. Alex_Popovson
        Alex_Popovson 14 January 2014 10: 14
        -81%
        I went, I know. However, the opinions of others, especially in all kinds of western countries, cannot be changed. There is the same inertia of thinking as ours.
        By the way, he is still afraid of a man with a horn, especially if the man is numerous and decisive in relation to the bear himself. And if you literally overlay it, then nothing but attempts to climb a tree can be expected from him.
        And, perhaps, it is debatable, but here the bear as a symbol does not really impress me. I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.
        1. tor11121
          tor11121 14 January 2014 10: 30
          +82
          Well, well, what ever happened? first of all, a bear is a predator, serious and dangerous and smart, like any beast, first of all prefers to hide. And if you overlaid it, be sure that the attack is lightning fast and the reaction. It attacks on four legs, the speed when throwing up to 7 km. This is not a movie . When hunting an elk, it interrupts the ridge with one blow. And the cubs climb up the trees up to a year in the basics. due to the large mass, an adult does not climb a tree. When wounded, it makes a loop, lays down on its trail, lays down and guards, if any pity hunter has enough to follow such a trail without dogs, you can safely order a requiem. will remain a predator, and when you become a dinner for him, a matter of time and chance.
        2. ziqzaq
          ziqzaq 14 January 2014 10: 33
          +66
          Quote: Alex_Popovson
          And if you literally overlay it, then nothing but attempts to climb a tree can be expected from him.

          If you respected "walked and knew", you would not write about trees. Only bear cubs climb trees, and even then until their claws grow back. On our planet, there are three types of animals very similar to humans: rat, pig and bear. The rat seems to be at the genetic level, the pig - by the circulatory and digestive system, the bear - by its habits. By the way, they only go to the bear with dogs, because he is very cunning and cunning has a lightning-fast reaction and speed, it is only in fairy tales that he is a clumsy lump. If the wounded animal has left the hunters, they collect hunters from all over the area and arrange a raid until they find it. The wounded animal will not go into hibernation until the wounds heal, and by that time it is already winter and there is no food to work up the fat, the result is a so-called "connecting rod" and he will take revenge ...
          1. dustycat
            dustycat 15 January 2014 19: 50
            +12
            They try to finish off wounded animals not only because they will not go into hibernation, but also because they can very long and very far pursue the one whom they consider guilty of an illness.
            According to one such story, even a film was shot in the USSR. The story is real. There was such a case at BAM. The bear traced a wounded hunter from Taishet to Chita.
            The beast is smart and smart. On dead wood for five meters fit and does not crack. Like a ghost.
            Once I saw a bear getting a board. Very cleverly and wisely did. And before the bear paws climb up to the side of the board, he rolls his face in the hogweed. And whoever tried to smear skin with hogweed know how it burns and the smell is peculiar. In general, a swarm curled around the bear - it was visible as a gray cloud, but apparently it did not annoy him much.
            So say that stupid beast.
            We watched him from the other side of the Belsu River. 150-200 meters to the bear was.
          2. Alex_Popovson
            Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 14: 14
            -9
            You would, dear, yourself would not write nonsense. Nobody will leave wounded birds, or you hunt with Saiga, and not classically, with a double-barreled gun, when EVERYONE will shoot for sure.
            1. 7ydmco
              7ydmco 17 January 2014 15: 44
              +8
              Quote: Alex_Popovson
              You would, dear, yourself would not write nonsense. Nobody will leave wounded birds, or you hunt with Saiga, and not classically, with a double-barreled gun, when EVERYONE will shoot for sure.


              Here he is a classic hunter. He knows how and who will shoot ahead, grow up, already scared for bears smile
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            3. afire
              afire 20 January 2014 12: 45
              0
              maybe leave your hunting habits alone?
              otherwise the computer chair under you is already shaking with fear
            4. anomalocaris
              anomalocaris 23 January 2014 15: 34
              0
              Baby, if I go to a bear, and especially a connecting rod, then I’ll take a double-barreled shotgun and preferably TOZ-34. I will take bullet cartridges with a heavy bullet, and, most importantly, I will call friends.
        3. Evgeniy-111
          Evgeniy-111 14 January 2014 12: 25
          +2
          Better bee. Small, nimble, difficult to get, and a large swarm (family) bites to death.
        4. pRofF
          pRofF 14 January 2014 12: 57
          +42
          The tourist went to the forest and met a bear.
          -Who are you? - says the bear.
          -I'm a tourist.
          -Not. A tourist is me. And you are a tourist’s breakfast.

          This is what I mean. Have you seen a lovely person how bears - the same grizzlies - catch fish (when salmon goes to spawn)? Is it weak to stun a brisk fish in boiling water with a paw? Then talk about the "clumsiness and constraint" of the bear. And in the forest you will run away from him. However, if you find it. Normal bears prefer, as they rightly said, not to mess with people - otherwise you won't have problems. But if you got a connecting rod ... Khrum-Khrum laughing
          1. Alex_Popovson
            Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 14: 19
            -10%
            Hmm, consider it a fairy tale, such as for example, Tsar-Father our Alexander III alone went with a horned bear (although he was not a peasant). And I’ll tell you that if there are at least 5 people with guns and loaded shots, at least 2 or better buckshot, then the meved is not something to run away, it won’t have time to roar.
            1. anomalocaris
              anomalocaris 18 January 2014 18: 25
              +5
              What? !!!
              My dear, please do not write such nonsense. Shooting carts, let alone shots, to shoot at a teddy bear is a direct path to the cemetery if your remains are found and collected.
              1. PKsh
                PKsh 20 January 2014 08: 25
                -1
                I personally saw how they shot a bear with a "zhakan" with a doublet 1 shot tore off an ear 2 a shot in the forehead, sat down and then flopped O_O, put 3 bullets in the chest from the SKS
                1. anomalocaris
                  anomalocaris 20 January 2014 17: 01
                  +1
                  That crank was rested by 3 bullets from KO-44 and 6 12-gauge brandies.
                2. anomalocaris
                  anomalocaris 22 January 2014 16: 24
                  +2
                  You must be able to shoot. What dolboklyuy shot in the forehead? The frontal bone does not always break through in humans, not to mention the bear.
        5. Cynic
          Cynic 14 January 2014 16: 33
          +17
          Quote: Alex_Popovson
          if the man is numerous and decisive in relation to the bear itself.

          Familiar, oh how familiar.
          Read a book

          very sobering and eliminating the complex of excellence.
          Moreover, I met on the network mention of the use of bears as fighting animals.
          Hindus mean elephants are possible, but we can not bears?

          1. anomalocaris
            anomalocaris 14 January 2014 17: 04
            +3
            It was the case, the connecting rod fell.
            1. me
              me 16 January 2014 16: 25
              +1
              you must bring down the hunters themselves
              1. densh
                densh 16 January 2014 17: 11
                0
                You are a humanist, my friend. laughing
                1. Kir
                  Kir 16 January 2014 18: 06
                  +3
                  Only he is not a humanist, and to some extent it’s true, one thing man lives on (rather lived), there is something necessary, then a connecting rod, a gunfire and so on, and the other when for fun, well ..... .
                  1. densh
                    densh 17 January 2014 01: 05
                    0
                    Quote: i
                    you must bring down the hunters themselves

                    Then you can roam the woods and bite the hunters, taking revenge for the innocent animals. And the fishermen with woodcutters are also no better - scum and murderers. wassat laughing
                    1. Kir
                      Kir 17 January 2014 02: 11
                      +3
                      And some really would not hurt to cross out from the lists of the living, for example, have you heard how much a Shark's tooth in a frame of precious metal costs?, No? then take an interest in the industry of extermination of the Predator for the sake of souvenirs, for me the trash that it does. as well as the buyers of this definitely need to harass. With regards to fishermen and lumberjacks, here is the same as anyone, poachers for me are the same as murderers to the tower, and at the same time intermediaries with customers, by the way, especially the last two categories are in dire need of "fixing", and most of the customers also have money the same is not acquired by the Righteous Labor.
                      1. densh
                        densh 17 January 2014 16: 53
                        0
                        Dear Kir, do not confuse the warm with the soft. I can understand people who make a living from this. And I do not understand those for whom the amount turns into a sport. It’s difficult for you to understand a resident of Asia or Latin America who is engaged in fishing, which from your point of view poaching, making pennies. When quantity comes to the forefront of survival. hi
                      2. Kir
                        Kir 17 January 2014 17: 43
                        +4
                        You are talking about those who are forced to do this. and I'm talking about those who earn this not from need but from a love of money, excuse me, but there was such a story when the SUV was detained and there were 3 legs or 4 cubs in it, well, this geek will pay a fine, maybe even get a penny term, and for me it’s right to shoot from his own weapon, and let the family of these (s) go around the world and announce this fact, so that others think deeply !!!
                      3. densh
                        densh 17 January 2014 17: 51
                        +1
                        So I meant an ordinary user, not a rich Pinocchio, an athlete without brakes. hi
                      4. Kir
                        Kir 17 January 2014 18: 28
                        0
                        So, it’s just the strangers who shit most of all, since they know what will happen next, but as far as I have heard about the locals, there is of course culling among them, but for the most part they perfectly understand the limits of what is permitted.
          2. Free Island
            Free Island 19 January 2014 04: 48
            0
            humanoid and not humanist. He tastes better than eating meat that was trawled for him or that he was killed by electric shock on a farm than that which had a chance to leave alive and even give change :)))
            1. me
              me 20 January 2014 16: 49
              0
              If the hunters went to the beast with spears, I would also say that this is honest and manly, but they have guns and optics. And how they then love to boast of their prey, upload photos and videos on social networks about their "exploits". Now is not the time, no one is starving and there is no point in getting food in such wild ways, you can go to the store and buy everything you need. The hunt is stupid entertainment for self-righteous coves who satisfy their pride in this way, who want to show their masculinity, as they think. They are women with eggs.
        6. anomalocaris
          anomalocaris 18 January 2014 18: 27
          0
          Yeah, and I wish you to settle in the village for fifty houses, 50 km from the nearest town and what would such a neighbor appear there.
        7. dmitrich
          dmitrich 20 January 2014 03: 23
          0
          do not rubbish rubbish.
  3. Nick
    Nick 14 January 2014 20: 09
    +4
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    And, perhaps, it is debatable, but here the bear as a symbol does not really impress me. I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.

    Then a beaver, and a solid one, and a hard worker, dams, a hut are building, and in Russia it is very common ... wink
    1. Alex_Popovson
      Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 13: 48
      0
      By the way, the Beaver is what you need! Heraldically - it’s not so hot a beast, but as a symbol - it conveys all the strength and hard work of our people, all its resourcefulness, engineering mind, concern for children!
      1. Kir
        Kir 17 January 2014 18: 39
        0
        Well, and of course, most likely his bihorka, like his sister a musky rat (he is a marsh beaver) - the muskrat will fill up the only way, about Wolverine, I generally keep quiet about hunting a beaver, and by the way, taking care of children, and "combat2 ingenuity for her too definitely not to occupy + love of freedom, well, how is your beaver still quoted?
  4. luka095
    luka095 14 January 2014 21: 06
    +6
    Even interesting. What walks a crowd of men in the woods with hornets, will meet the bear and encircles it? And the poor bear on the tree?
    As they say, no comment, Alex.
    1. Alex_Popovson
      Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 14: 22
      0
      walks a crowd of men in the woods with slings

      Yeah, in the fall, there are enough suicides now ...
  5. Alex Danilov
    Alex Danilov 15 January 2014 01: 56
    +8
    O. Bear, it’s exactly what you need, in a moment your lynx and boskut golden eagle will curtail or sable. You don’t have to invent something that is confirmed, proven and verified - with time. The bear is ours, Russian. And especially the angry bear. while all kinds of golden eagles, lynxes and sables are teasing and running away from under the silence, but when he gets up, he turns into a formidable bear-crank-no one hides anywhere from him, he will get everyone and give everyone ... dy!
    1. Alex_Popovson
      Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 14: 11
      -3
      A bear is exactly what you need, in a flash your lynx and Bosco Golden Eagle will roll or sable

      The golden eagle will especially roll its head, then the bear is winged!
  6. shifervals
    shifervals 15 January 2014 11: 30
    +11
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    And, perhaps, it is debatable, but here the bear as a symbol does not really impress me. I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.


    In Russian, absolutely all animals have their own names, for example, the same golden eagle, lynx, sable, etc., with the exception of one - a bear. The bear is an idiomatic expression of food preferences, but not the name of the beast. Our distant ancestors had a direct taboo on naming the totem of their own, only allegorical references were allowed, hence the bear appeared. The true name of the beast is RUSSIA, which is linguistically confirmed by the name of its closest relative - Wolverine, as well as the roots of urus and ursus in the languages ​​of the Romanesque group. In the basin of the Ros River, where glades lived - the most developed of the ancient Russian tribes, until the XNUMXth century there were a lot of bears. So in the self-name of our people - the Russians - are direct bear roots.
    For doubters - google with Yandex to help
    1. Kir
      Kir 15 January 2014 18: 05
      +2
      Just don’t. Wolverine. Not a bear, but a Marten. at least according to the current classification, I would like to hope that someday the world will be shown not scribbles - candidate's with doctors, but research on Genetics, and then we will pobazar, and the very name of its not Slavic but Finnish origin and in translation (I bring from memory) means walking through the hills and in Latin it is generally quite "disgusting" out Gulo-glutton (and in general my unloved vetch will help you). And as for the roots of the word Russian, so much have become obsessed that ....., let the Philologists say.
      And forgive me, of course, but where did you observe the nobility of a cat, by the way the cat is more a symbol of the eastern peoples than the Slavs, although there was the Cat Bayun.
      1. shifervals
        shifervals 15 January 2014 22: 21
        +2
        Quote: Kir
        Just do not need Wolverine Not a bear but a Marten. at least according to the current classification, I would like to hope that someday the world will be shown not by candidate scribals with doctoral studies, but by research on Genetics, and then let’s talk ...


        To my great regret, when our ancestors named animals from the world around them, the monk Mendel was not even in the project, not to mention his experiments with peas, where the genetics came from. Wolverine looks and habits similar to a bear, and the ancient Rus were not up to the DNA code. When I meet a wolverine in the forest, I recommend that you inform her that she is from the marten and will suddenly help

        Quote: Kir
        ... (in general, my unloved vetch to help you) ... ...


        fi, what a bad man! I recommend: http://cyberleninka.ru/ and similar
        1. Kir
          Kir 15 January 2014 22: 34
          0
          Thank you so much, I’ll go and dig Malthus, and so it is with us (I’ve dug myself, but I’ve heard from Rodnover more than once) and Wolf’s relatives, Medved, there will be an opportunity for the Wolverine bear in spring (May) if someone finds an orphan I’ll take a little upbringing, I have a weakness for kunim, because I’m smart, smart and freedom-loving, and by the nature of my attitude towards a person is closer to a dog.
          As for genetics, miracles seem to have been flooded. Unless, of course, something my friend didn’t confuse, then persimmon has already become a native of heather, supposedly on the basis of genetic studies conducted at some Canadian university, so we are waiting for new disclosures!
          1. Alex_Popovson
            Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 20: 52
            -7
            Cyrus, that you have a Persian nickname, in any case dolbloslavie sprouted on the field of Orthodoxy. Moreover, to see the comma-comma is not given to the Russian fellow put.
            1. Kir
              Kir 17 January 2014 21: 54
              0
              But I don’t actually hide that in honor of the Great Persian, Cyrus II of the Great, who was nicknamed the Great, took it, I wanted to choose either Iblis or Jan-Van, but who knows what they think, and digging it out with commas gives me excuse me best features. According to Orthodoxy, I do not believe and will not believe, since the culture of the Israelites is alien to me, even though I regard their people as normal.
    2. Yurban
      Yurban 17 January 2014 01: 50
      0
      well done, Wolverine.
    3. Alex_Popovson
      Alex_Popovson 17 January 2014 15: 57
      -3
      In Russian, absolutely all animals have their own names

      Examples?
      The true name of the beast is RUSSIA, which is linguistically confirmed by the name of its closest relative - Wolverine

      Yeah, biologists - Kunih and Psiform are confused!
  7. Vidok
    Vidok 15 January 2014 12: 53
    +4
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.


    ... And than a crow or an Angora cat, or a ferret at all worse. They are not dumber, the same scavengers, healers and in hollows live.
    Only here, the bear is our historically determined symbol and the nobility in it in places is much more than that of the different vultures and kuroedov there.
  8. dustycat
    dustycat 15 January 2014 19: 58
    +2
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    And, perhaps, it is debatable, but here the bear as a symbol does not really impress me. I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.

    This is because you have not seen a bear, a hare, a lynx, a polar fox, a sable, or the same raven, or even which birds it collects.
    Can break a young moose. And the deer has nothing to do.
  9. AlexxxNik
    AlexxxNik 19 January 2014 18: 50
    0
    golden eagle or lynx, or even sable the ferret is better, he is more determined than purposeful, if he starts in the district, so long as he does not strangle all the hens to his historical homeland, unless he passes from justice
  • makst83
    makst83 14 January 2014 12: 13
    +15
    The boy went to pee in the woods, he saw a bear at the same time and on a crap! laughing
    1. anomalocaris
      anomalocaris 14 January 2014 17: 07
      +13
      Nude Nude. I wonder how you will have the process of deformation when meeting with Mikhail Ivanovich? Personally, after the first meeting, I cut back 150 meters, and then turned around and cut the fifth gear.
      1. Gato
        Gato 14 January 2014 18: 51
        +16
        Quote: anomalocaris
        backwards cut 150 meters

        Uh ... cubic meters? repeat
      2. shuhartred
        shuhartred 17 January 2014 15: 45
        +1
        Quote: anomalocaris
        Nude Nude. I wonder how you will have the process of deformation when meeting with Mikhail Ivanovich? Personally, after the first meeting, I cut back 150 meters, and then turned around and cut the fifth gear.

        And I didn’t even see, but just heard. Ben Johnson nervously smoked around the corner. Went called to the forest for mushrooms. wink
        1. anomalocaris
          anomalocaris 18 January 2014 18: 38
          0
          Yeah. A similar picture. We went for mushrooms, scattered, ran into a clearing with blueberries. Well, I eat with pleasure, I hear someone from the other end of the meadow eating. Looked - bear. The only thing that was spinning in the head then was that you can’t run and you need to retreat backwards, so that this beast wouldn’t see its back ...
    2. BARKAS
      BARKAS 14 January 2014 17: 57
      +30
      The old hunter instructs the young how to behave when meeting a bear when he sees a bear and is immediately smeared from head to toe, oh, young, and if there is no town nearby? old-believe me will be! laughing
  • Luga
    Luga 14 January 2014 11: 14
    +33
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    Power, like a bear, is awkward, sluggish, slow, lazy, it has more power than mind.

    I don’t know who the author of the quote is, but he knows regrettably little about the bears.
    One of my acquaintances, a hunter from Kandalaksha, when I asked him about a bear, told me the following: "A bear can do everything that you can do, but it does it much better." The statement may be controversial, but, in my opinion, it is very bright.
    Oh, we would have such power as a bear in the forest ... smile
    1. Astrey
      Astrey 14 January 2014 12: 47
      +2
      Quote: Luga
      "The bear can do everything that you can, but it does it much better."


      With regard to the bear, this statement is possible and appropriate, but with regard to power ... I did not notice such a thing after it.

      Quote: Luga
      Oh, we would have such power as a bear in the forest ...

      In Ukraine, it is very similar, but not like in the forest. Every time we are impressed by her antics.

      I remembered the OTARKI of Gulyakovsky (from the novel "The Day of Wrath") - animals (bears) exalted to the outward resemblance to humans and seizing power in the West (in the film based on the novel). The feeling from the messages of power is often just that - the bear indulges.
      1. kaktus
        kaktus 14 January 2014 13: 41
        +1
        Gansovsky has flocks, and the film does not correspond to the author’s text.
    2. CHILD
      CHILD 14 January 2014 14: 34
      +11
      Taiga judge, bear prosecutor ..... familiar)))
    3. dmitrij.blyuz
      dmitrij.blyuz 14 January 2014 15: 56
      0
      Evenk neighbor told me this when he taught him how to ride a bear. I was still at school.
    4. Basarev
      Basarev 14 January 2014 19: 50
      +2
      The polar bear is even cooler. Catching a nimble and quick seal in the water, and then defeating in martial arts - it does not suddenly
      1. shuhartred
        shuhartred 17 January 2014 15: 47
        +2
        Quote: Basarev
        The polar bear is even cooler. Catching a nimble and quick seal in the water, and then defeating in martial arts - it does not suddenly

        The polar bear is considered the most powerful land predator on the planet.
    5. 310815
      310815 15 January 2014 23: 44
      0
      Golden words said your friend hunter!
  • Luga
    Luga 14 January 2014 11: 14
    +2
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    Power, like a bear, is awkward, sluggish, slow, lazy, it has more power than mind.

    I don’t know who the author of the quote is, but he knows regrettably little about the bears.
    One of my acquaintances, a hunter from Kandalaksha, when I asked him about a bear, told me the following: "A bear can do everything that you can do, but it does it much better." The statement may be controversial, but, in my opinion, it is very bright.
    Oh, we would have such power as a bear in the forest ... smile
    1. invisibility
      invisibility 14 January 2014 20: 12
      +1
      No, not controversial. He does everything better, sees, hears, smells, runs, kills, etc. And he is usually at home
  • Vasilenko Vladimir
    Vasilenko Vladimir 14 January 2014 11: 22
    +6
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    , like a bear, awkward, sluggish, slow

    funny, but the stupid person who wrote this about bears knows something not from cartoons
    1. Kir
      Kir 20 January 2014 17: 31
      0
      Well, yes, and the bear does not give out, according to some estimates, when running something about 40 km / h, and it is slow ......., from a series of fairy tales that the she-wolf is not constant, the reflection of which myth we see in the sculptural group "Capital wolf "Lupa- wolf, in a portable whore, and it was she who found the brothers Romulus and Remus.
      Yes, and did not understand who is this clumsy, etc. - Wolverine? if so, the one who wrote this opus is a complete stump, this "combat" all-weather "machine" is capable of controlling such hunting grounds, and making such transitions, and at the same time, when comparable to a lynx, it is able to take away prey from it, which .........
  • knn54
    knn54 14 January 2014 12: 59
    +28
    The bear went to neigh, and the author, probably, change his pants?
    NATO (note) - Bears and "Battle Pid ... s" will tear.
    PS Wojtek (1942-1963) - a Syrian brown bear, found by an Iranian boy and then bought from him in exchange for several cans of canned food by Polish soldiers who arrived in Iran from the USSR and were taken as a contentment by the Polish Anders Army.
    At the battle of Monte Cassino in Italy, he helped Polish gunners unload ammunition boxes and even brought shells during the battle, which immortalized his name.
    In gratitude, the 22nd company chose the silhouette of a bear carrying a shell in its new emblem, and retains this symbol TODAY ..
    1. densh
      densh 14 January 2014 13: 49
      +10
      An old army joke: "What is the difference between a special officer and a bear? A bear sleeps only in winter, and a special worker, all year round." laughing
      1. Gato
        Gato 14 January 2014 19: 24
        +10
        Quote: densh
        An old army joke: "What is the difference between a special officer and a bear? A bear sleeps only in winter, and a special officer, all year round."

        Specialist - he is like a system administrator. If sleeping, then everything is fine. But when it starts to rush about like a stung - then it’s all bad. So do not touch the honey ... oh, special, let him sleep. laughing
        1. densh
          densh 14 January 2014 19: 55
          +4
          If you do not touch it, do not turn it over from time to time, then bedsores appear on the object and it starts to get drunk. Or worse, it suddenly starts to prove to everyone with terrible force its necessity and necessity. That's when it really doesn’t get better on its way. laughing
    2. densh
      densh 14 January 2014 13: 56
      +25
      The Poles were not the first. In the picture, it seems, the Finnish War:
    3. papuasimus
      papuasimus 14 January 2014 16: 50
      +1
      If this is not a duck ... Then this is a FACT WHAT !!! ("fact" with a capital letter)
      1. Kasym
        Kasym 14 January 2014 18: 16
        +5
        That is interesting grizzly bear and brown bear - is it the same thing? I think they are only different in color. And BROWN is not always brown.
        And I would use such a "special forces" at night, during the day it's too big a target. Imagine the enemy after such a night out - they will lose sleep! laughing
        1. Kir
          Kir 14 January 2014 20: 42
          +3
          He’s a silver grizzly (if I remember the narrow-necked one correctly too?) And brown not the same thing. Grizzly’s temper is more fierce and it’s more massive, and if you forgive someone and drag Wolverine like that, this is a fighting vehicle, and the main thing in winter does not fall into hibernation, and it also scratches in the snow, but at the same time it can rush like a lynx from above, only they are few and free.
    4. shuhartred
      shuhartred 17 January 2014 15: 49
      +2
      Quote: knn54
      The 22nd company chose the silhouette of a bear carrying a shell in its hands with its new emblem.

      Maybe all the same in the clutches?
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  • shark
    shark 15 January 2014 16: 02
    +1
    And how do you feel about fighting hamsters? Power along with the bear does not suit you along the way. But is it most likely with the hamster?
  • Cherdak
    Cherdak 17 January 2014 16: 56
    +1
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    a mockery of the stereotyped thinking, both of Amer’s and, sorry, soviet.


    You explain it to him.
  • Free Island
    Free Island 19 January 2014 04: 46
    +3
    the level of intelligence of Western people (in particular Americans) does not give them any moral right to assess the level of intelligence development of the same bears)) Amers just have a habit - everything that they cannot realize and understand with their meager mind, they begin to ridicule and consider stupid) )) and meanwhile, the bear is a very smart and even cunning animal. Whoever goes on a bear hunt knows. At least he arranges ambushes more trenchantly than any "highly intelligent" amerovsky ranger))
  • Hort
    Hort 14 January 2014 09: 45
    +2
    fun and informative, although it is hard to believe (about Streltsy bears) You must read the material on this topic yourself))
  • VVooVVaa
    VVooVVaa 14 January 2014 09: 50
    +15
    Fast, furiously rushing
    Three - and not a miracle:
    On the bump every time
    The beast growled zealously;
    Only a groan stood around:
    "Clear the road!
    Toptygin General himself
    Goes to the den! "
    The oncoming peasant will startle
    It becomes terribly a woman
    Like a furry little gray
    Will bark at the bump.
    And the fear of horses
    Do not rest!
    Fifteen versts for the whole swing
    The poor have blown away!
  • Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 14 January 2014 09: 52
    +16
    Well, I would not say that RA3 is such a direct mockery of the USSR or Russia, it is rather a collection of stereotypes, and in RA the same allies opposing the USSR look exactly the same collections of stereotypes only about the West, a bunch of pretentious idiotic phrases about "freedom and democracy" , "American president-cowboy", "peacemaker" soldier, etc. And the Japanese are all samurai, sitting in kimonos and drinking sake, you can get a lot of positive emotions from the game without bothering with all this ideological husk, which some other games In RA3, literally everything from unit reviews, like "let's clear the Soviet seas of the sharks of capitalism" or "Vladimir Ilyich would see us!" and before the delusional plot and purely visual appearance of the units, it looks fun and certainly does not carry any ideology. And the assault bears-parrushutists are quite appropriate here.
    1. Sea snake
      Sea snake 14 January 2014 19: 17
      +13
      Quote: Author of the article
      Moreover, one of the warring parties in the game is the USSR. Well, what could be more pleasant than to grind the decaying West with the tracks of Soviet tanks?

      The game "Red Alert 2"
      Red bear woke up smile
      1. rpek32
        rpek32 15 January 2014 16: 07
        +1
        Hmm. This is a World In Conflict game. And the music in the video is the soundtrack from Red Alert 2. Hell march track by Frank Klepacki
        1. rpek32
          rpek32 15 January 2014 16: 31
          +2
          mixed up with this video

          IMHO this is even better
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          2. JackTheRipper
            JackTheRipper 15 January 2014 17: 10
            +6
            In fact, both of you are wrong, this species with a bear:

  • Lk17619
    Lk17619 14 January 2014 09: 53
    +18
    Smiled))) All the same, our Russian bear, the most bearish of the bears))
    1. dropout
      dropout 14 January 2014 14: 47
      +18
      Quote: Lk17619
      All the same, our Russian bear, the most bearish of the bears))


      Rumors go, one bear was so well trained that he even managed to work a little for the president.
      1. Lk17619
        Lk17619 14 January 2014 14: 57
        +28
        Lies and provocation, there was no such !!! It was a setup
    2. Evgenij.
      Evgenij. 14 January 2014 21: 03
      +2
      We have two of them: white and brown
      1. Kir
        Kir 14 January 2014 21: 14
        +1
        There is still some living in the Far East, living mainly on trees, that is, from birth to death does not lose the ability to climb trees, which is not brown.
      2. Right-Wrestler
        Right-Wrestler 15 January 2014 05: 44
        0
        And the anthill is not a chtoli bear?
      3. Hort
        Hort 15 January 2014 10: 49
        0
        but forgotten the Himalayan?
        1. wolfhunter2035
          wolfhunter2035 18 January 2014 20: 19
          0
          maybe you mean anteater laughing ? He doesn’t seem to be a bear at all.
          1. Kir
            Kir 18 January 2014 20: 51
            0
            No, he had in mind a bear living in a certain area, and named for food "addiction", and then where do we get anteaters?
      4. flint1309
        flint1309 15 January 2014 21: 31
        0
        By the way, white eat brown.
        1. Hort
          Hort 16 January 2014 06: 15
          +2
          Well, how to eat ... They fight among themselves when white wanders deep into the continent. Well, as a rule, White wins, because bigger and stronger
  • Hort
    Hort 14 January 2014 09: 55
    +4
    http://paranormal-news.ru/news/boevye_medvedi_rusi/2012-05-09-4705 вот нашёл тоже про медведя в войске русов, участвовавшем в походе на Бердаа =)
    1. Lk17619
      Lk17619 14 January 2014 10: 29
      +7
      Interestingly))) Can we now join our army? Everyone in fear will then run away. bully
      1. family tree
        family tree 14 January 2014 10: 38
        +11
        Quote: Lk17619
        Can they be in our army now? Everyone in fear will then run away. bully

        Not nada !!!!!. In winter, they don't like the command "Let's Rise", oh, they don't like it, no matter how it turns out belay It’s good if you run away, but if you don’t have time
        1. Lk17619
          Lk17619 14 January 2014 11: 31
          +4
          So we’ll get White)))
          1. family tree
            family tree 14 January 2014 12: 49
            +7
            Quote: Lk17619
            So we’ll get White)))

            No what The state hunting inspector will swear, they are recorded in the "Red Book", therefore, they are not subject to an appeal request laughing
            1. Lk17619
              Lk17619 14 January 2014 14: 22
              +4
              Quote: perepilka
              Gosochinspector swears


              Damn, everywhere trap recourse . But okay. We will specially grow them, we can in 20 years and we will have a bear army laughing
            2. Evgenij.
              Evgenij. 14 January 2014 21: 05
              +2
              So it’s not anyhow where, but for the service of the Motherland, moreover, for full contentment
            3. dustycat
              dustycat 15 January 2014 20: 27
              +2
              And we will breed them from zoos. Firstly, they are more intelligent, and secondly, in captivity, of the two cubs, both survive. In nature, this happens less often.
      2. Astrey
        Astrey 14 January 2014 12: 51
        +2
        Quote: Lk17619
        Can they be in our army now?


        At the position of political instructors and other middle managers. Once in generals took a person 20 people and the rest - ...
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    2. mamba
      mamba 14 January 2014 14: 53
      +9
      The article you are referring to says that there are no bears in Persia. In fact, there are both brown bears and black Himalayan ones. Iranian folklore is rich in tales of bears.
      The origin of the word bear is interesting. This is a common Slavic word, which is the addition of the words honey and food, i.e. literally - honey bee, honey knowing. The word is a Slavic neoplasm, replacing the ancient name of the bear, which was probably deliberately tabulated and possibly forgotten. The reason, allegedly, is that in ancient times there were so many bears in the forests and they were so fierce that it was worth mentioning the former name of the clubfoot in vain, as he immediately broke into the forest village and began to kill everyone. It was all the more dangerous to mention a bear on a hunt.
      Later, the euphemistic substitution turned into the main name of the animal. The ancient custom was repeated later - even the current name of the bear, which was originally a euphemism, the Russians (especially hunters) again taboo and replace with other euphemism nicknames: clubfoot, brown, potapych, Mikhailo, Mishka, owner, etc.
      1. Hort
        Hort 15 January 2014 13: 45
        +2
        it is not forgotten: according to some sources - Ber is the name of the toptygin :)
  • Marconi41
    Marconi41 14 January 2014 09: 56
    +17
    Interesting, but not so simple. One American (a bear lover) came to us in Kamchatka. He lived with us for a long time (three years) in the Kronotsky Reserve. He lived with bears, he caught fish with them and claimed to the whole world that bears are kinder than dogs. Bottom line: once the American bears finally ate. So inevitably you will think about whether such a fighter is needed in the unit. By the way, after a while, one famous Japanese photographer exactly repeated the American feat ....
    1. Boris55
      Boris55 14 January 2014 10: 15
      +13
      Quote: Marconi41
      Bottom line: once the American bears finally ate ... the famous Japanese photographer exactly repeated the American feat ....

      Right bears, do not give out our military secret adversary laughing
      1. Marconi41
        Marconi41 14 January 2014 10: 31
        +9
        So maybe that was given out in the park, and then eliminated. Antiterror pancake.
      2. Basarev
        Basarev 14 January 2014 19: 59
        +3
        Even the bears realize that Russians and Americans are not the same thing at all.
    2. Coward
      Coward 14 January 2014 10: 27
      +1
      famous Japanese photographer exactly repeated the feat of the American ....
      He also managed to take photos before his bear lifted up.
      1. Marconi41
        Marconi41 14 January 2014 10: 34
        0
        Yes, and the American riveted a lot of pictures. Beautiful photos, there are a lot of them in the internet.
        1. Coward
          Coward 14 January 2014 13: 19
          +1
          I meant the very moment of the bear’s attack, the Japanese filmed.
    3. Evgeniy-111
      Evgeniy-111 14 January 2014 12: 30
      +1
      Quote: Marconi41
      By the way, after a while, one famous Japanese photographer exactly repeated the American feat ....


      I mean, ate it too?
      1. Boris55
        Boris55 14 January 2014 13: 02
        +6
        Quote: Evgeniy-111
        I mean, ate it too?

        And it was not bad to take secret objects, they don’t like bears of this laughing
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        2. densh
          densh 14 January 2014 15: 10
          +17
          Our bears are always on guard of the motherland soldier
    4. Evgenij.
      Evgenij. 14 January 2014 21: 06
      +3
      So inevitably you will think about whether such a fighter is needed in the unit
      not a fighter in a unit, but a unit of fighters wink
  • bomg.77
    bomg.77 14 January 2014 10: 29
    +3
    After reading the article, I’m so direct and see how the torso is spinning the bear)))
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 January 2014 11: 29
    +8
    Brown bear - the beauty and pride of the Russian forest. May God grant him good health, let him live!
    So yes, of course! hi
    But still, one must not forget that in vivo, in spite of all his outward sympathy, this is a very dangerous and insidious beast. There are plenty of examples even in my memory.
    1. German
      German 14 January 2014 19: 34
      +8
      but you don’t touch the bear! and he will not touch anyone! Therefore, it is a symbol of RUSSIA!
  • amicus
    amicus 14 January 2014 11: 31
    +2
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    . "Not quite to the topic of the conversation, and yet ...

    Not at all to the topic ... ".... and all lousy about the bathhouse .." This liberal chatter a la Gozman and Co. has set my teeth on edge .. You need to go to the liberal radio there with such speeches will be more harmonious .. !!! laughing
  • kot11180
    kot11180 14 January 2014 11: 45
    +4
    In vain, you’re ironic, there are many examples of the use of animals in the army, for example, in a magazine I read about military moose, there was even a photograph of the manual (the end of the 30th edition), examples of military use in the Finnish war. And there were dolphins in the Black Sea fleet a special nursery (I read in the Soldier of Fortune) so they could such that combat swimmers did not even get close. And if you consider that the bear is the smartest beast, then I think it can be used in the army.
    1. Hort
      Hort 14 January 2014 12: 26
      0
      like there was infa that this is a joke. We took a photo from the elk nursery)
      1. kot11180
        kot11180 14 January 2014 13: 11
        0
        And then the cavalry units
        1. densh
          densh 14 January 2014 14: 14
          +11
          At the expense of moose, not a joke. Just the method of training was lost.
          1. Hort
            Hort 14 January 2014 19: 35
            +1
            Whose looks like Photoshop)
          2. Kir
            Kir 14 January 2014 20: 47
            +1
            So back in the time of Petrovsky, if not very much they were even used before, but according to the mind, if you change the horse for anyone (though the restrictions on climate and vegetation), then for camels, there was also experience in their operation in Russia.
            1. densh
              densh 14 January 2014 21: 38
              +1
              Once I read the book by Mikhail Terentev "The Khiva campaigns of the Russian army". One of the conclusions is that the camel, as a vehicle, is highly overpraised. With the carrying capacity, trouble, you load a lot, it dies quickly. hi
              1. Kir
                Kir 14 January 2014 22: 46
                0
                But in terms of speed, endurance, as well as such quality (myth or not. I don’t know, I’m just a horse before .....), which, unlike a horse, can trample the enemy.
                1. densh
                  densh 15 January 2014 00: 00
                  +1
                  War horses were often trained to trample infantry.
                  1. Kir
                    Kir 15 January 2014 02: 03
                    0
                    To learn one thing, the other that is in nature.
                    1. anomalocaris
                      anomalocaris 18 January 2014 18: 58
                      +1
                      It is quite a stallion, especially during the race, is able to trample a person.
                      1. Kir
                        Kir 18 January 2014 19: 04
                        0
                        Fair. I did not know this fact, although the gon is the gon .....
          3. DEfindER
            DEfindER 15 January 2014 15: 27
            +7
            Quote: densh
            At the expense of moose, not a joke. Just the method of training was lost.

            Here is the original of your picture:
            1. densh
              densh 15 January 2014 17: 57
              +2
              Well then! I sincerely apologize for the misinformation! repeat repeat repeat
              I just heard about it from another source before and it was very similar to the truth. request
              1. anomalocaris
                anomalocaris 18 January 2014 19: 02
                0
                No, they used moose, and now they use it as horse-drawn transport (due to the peculiarities of the anatomy, it is not very suitable for saddles), but only cows.
          4. LINX
            LINX 16 January 2014 04: 37
            +2
            funny, it's an April joke of one of the scientifically popular magazines (popular mechanics are like, but I won’t say for sure, they later opened up, but for no reason went for a walk .... with a fotozhop machine gun))
    2. LINX
      LINX 16 January 2014 04: 39
      +1
      it was their April Fools' article, seriously prepared but all this is a photoshop, they later revealed everything)))
      1. densh
        densh 16 January 2014 17: 08
        +1
        Radishes, in general. negative Bad people.
  • broneboy1
    broneboy1 14 January 2014 11: 48
    +20
    Well, something like this
  • Alexey M
    Alexey M 14 January 2014 11: 55
    +7
    Bear he is good - if not TOUCH!
  • Gato
    Gato 14 January 2014 13: 10
    +8
    Come on ... Bears, moose, dolphins. RA3 has liveliness and prettier fellow :
    1. albert
      albert 14 January 2014 17: 30
      +7
      As well as mammoth tanks.
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  • Gato
    Gato 14 January 2014 13: 13
    +12
    Or else here:
    1. EvilLion
      EvilLion 14 January 2014 17: 07
      +2
      And this poster came only with a relatively rare non-jelly edition. I didn’t see it on sale, but a friend of C&C Generals ZH won such a thing in the tournament, and since it was problematic to send it to Latvia, he presented it to me.
      1. Artyom
        Artyom 15 January 2014 02: 56
        +1
        Anna Chapman is not visible there? repeat
  • Nikolaevich I
    Nikolaevich I 14 January 2014 13: 28
    +9
    The article, however, was very good! Especially, the author’s proposal to send bears to reconnaissance instead of frames like Anna Chapman or Richard Sorge! As the author says: “A bear in the forest will be less suspicious than a dog.” Well, imagine: somewhere in the Bois de Boulogne forest near Paris, the bear see ! Well, no one will suspect anything: here is the forest, but the bear is all natural! As in the cartoon: ,, where the trees are there and the wolves ... ,,. Nadot't only in the FSB throw a clue, and then, I suppose, men do not know!
    1. densh
      densh 14 January 2014 14: 09
      +17
      FSB in the know, there are working on it laughing
    2. s1н7т
      s1н7т 14 January 2014 19: 28
      +2
      Quote: Nikolaevich I
      Well, imagine: somewhere in the Bois de Boulogne near Paris, the custodians see a polar bear! Well, no one will suspect anything: here is the forest, but the bear is all natural! Like in a cartoon: ,, where there are Christmas trees, there are wolves ... ,,. Only the FSB should give a hint, otherwise the men probably don’t know!

      Be sure to throw a hint, because they don’t even imagine how natural a polar bear looks in the Bois de Boulogne! laughing laughing laughing
    3. s1н7т
      s1н7т 14 January 2014 19: 28
      0
      Quote: Nikolaevich I
      Well, imagine: somewhere in the Bois de Boulogne near Paris, the custodians see a polar bear! Well, no one will suspect anything: here is the forest, but the bear is all natural! Like in a cartoon: ,, where there are Christmas trees, there are wolves ... ,,. Only the FSB should give a hint, otherwise the men probably don’t know!

      Be sure to throw a hint, because they don’t even imagine how natural a polar bear looks in the Bois de Boulogne! laughing laughing laughing
      1. densh
        densh 14 January 2014 21: 51
        +3
        Here it is, the future machine gun of the "bear special forces" -12mm is not a joke laughing
        ASH-12
  • Brother
    Brother 14 January 2014 13: 33
    +16
    I love animals, God's creatures.
    A bear is the same resident of Russia as a person, I would generally forbid hunters to walk on them (without excesses, of course, if somewhere a bear has multiplied indecently or "mica-eaten", as they say, find and neutralize soldier). Bear a mighty beast, smart and fast, not in vain Russia is always associated with him. I’ll also add from myself that for me personally, Russia is not only a huge bear (the owner of its land) running / walking across the field, but it is also two soaring eagles above it, so to speak, air support soldier.
    1. Alex Danilov
      Alex Danilov 15 January 2014 02: 00
      +2
      Yeah, right. I clearly noticed.
  • makarov
    makarov 14 January 2014 13: 51
    +5
    "The brown bear is the beauty and pride of the Russian forest. God grant him health, let him live!" - WILL in the forest !!!
    1. Basarev
      Basarev 14 January 2014 20: 10
      0
      There was still a giant short-faced bear. And he was also brown. He only lived in America.
      1. Kir
        Kir 14 January 2014 21: 20
        0
        Short-faced. He is also a cave and not only in America, but as I heard from recent studies, he was predominantly herbivorous.
        Evgenij You offer your idea to the authorities of the Moscow region, or something like that. as in Krasnogorsk, or under the construction of the Cossack Farm is under construction.
    2. Evgenij.
      Evgenij. 14 January 2014 21: 10
      +2
      It’s a good idea to take bears to Cossacks and settle in the border forests ...
  • operator35
    operator35 14 January 2014 13: 59
    +3
    in the subject - watched today the film "land of bears", an excellent documentary work of the French about the life of clubfoot in Kamchatka. I advise everyone, you can go with girls, wives, children, parents ... there are no scenes of violence.
    1. matross
      matross 14 January 2014 20: 26
      0
      Quote: operator35
      no violence

      Violence over the bears? And then what is there to watch? laughing
      P.S. Are documentaries shown in cinemas? I haven’t seen this for a long time.
  • slaventi
    slaventi 14 January 2014 14: 21
    +13
    Russian bear is scary to enemies, and friendly to friends
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  • delfinN
    delfinN 14 January 2014 14: 23
    +8
    [quote = tor11121] speed when throwing up to 7o km. this is not a movie for you. when hunting an elk, it interrupts the ridge with one blow. [/ quote]
    The bear catches the horse for a gallop, grabs its mouth by the scruff, then slows down with all 4 paws. The horse rolls over its head by inertia, breaking the ridge.

    On our planet there are three species of animals very similar to humans: rat, pig and bear. The rat seems to be at the genetic level, the pig - by the circulatory and digestive systems, the bear - by habits. [/ quote]
    If you remove the skin from a dipper (refresh) - one in one naked woman lies.
    1. EvilLion
      EvilLion 14 January 2014 17: 01
      +3
      Lions hunt in about the same way (throw speed up to 80 km / h). The trick is that they accelerate faster than any ungulates, and, possibly, max. have a higher speed (a horse at a long distance something 70 + km / h, and the herd as a whole is not faster than 45-50 km / h runs away). Actually a person in this regard can also compete with a horse. Well, then the mass decides.
      1. SPLV
        SPLV 14 January 2014 18: 01
        +2
        But the person (healthy, but not coddled) by endurance will shut up any animal in the belt. Why could I curb every living creature. And there is a more developed nervous system. wink
        1. Kasym
          Kasym 14 January 2014 19: 07
          +5
          Rather, mind and collective action. And I do not agree with you about endurance. hi
        2. Kir
          Kir 15 January 2014 01: 56
          0
          There is such a law of "meanness" the more developed the nervous system, the less predictable the species, this, besides humans, is very applicable to such as bears and the same wolverine, which is why training a bear is one of the most difficult. I’m silent about my pet, the freelancer is still, here is the last one and not in the suit "... to curb all living creatures", by the way, most, if not all of the weasels are on their own, then many cats are loved by many, by the way, how many cases of successful domestication of the biggest cats are lynxes, serval only if, and so ..... Yes, and the world around a person feels worse, and Kasym told you about the advantages.
  • slaventi
    slaventi 14 January 2014 14: 26
    +12
    New Russian weapon "Storm Bear".
    1. Lk17619
      Lk17619 14 January 2014 14: 48
      +1
      Or "Storm Bear" ?? smile
    2. RBLip
      RBLip 14 January 2014 16: 30
      +7
      hat with earflaps, bear ... what is missing for identification? right ... PPSh and "Kalasha" wink
    3. alex-s
      alex-s 15 January 2014 12: 52
      +4
      Cool Santa Clauses! wink
  • denkastro
    denkastro 14 January 2014 15: 00
    +14
    In our unit (a very long time ago) the bear lived, and so, in terms of intelligence and quick wit, it gave a head start to many personnel, not to mention the speed of strength and endurance. Somehow I caught a rat in the grass and when he chased it, everyone who saw it it immediately became clear that the bear is one of the most formidable predators on the planet. A couple of years ago, a bear got caught in a swamp after me (out of curiosity, rather, since it wasn’t shot at me and they smell it very well), I’m a man in I’ll tell you honestly that I gave my food to him and only after that the bear fell behind. I am personally proud that Russia is compared with this smart and powerful beast.
  • moskal68
    moskal68 14 January 2014 15: 12
    +6
    Come on, you argue. Everyone knows that bears in Russia are all drunkards and play balalaikas aloud, albeit loudly. Women are molested while their men are at work.
    1. Gato
      Gato 14 January 2014 17: 50
      +23
      Quote: 68
      Come on, you argue. Everyone knows

      laughing
      1. atalef
        atalef 14 January 2014 17: 56
        +5
        Thanks, laughed, cool picture !!!!!!!
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    2. Basarev
      Basarev 14 January 2014 20: 14
      0
      And they shoot accurately from AK!
  • Archikah
    Archikah 14 January 2014 15: 24
    +25
    I'll tell you a little story during my service. And I served in the border troops of the KGB of the USSR. I am on duty in the summer at night. The type of outfit is called - Hourly border. You wander through the quiet and look around in a certain area. And the border was then not the same as the current one. Everything is fenced off with a wire - the mouse will not slip. And suddenly I smell so strong. Obviously like in a sports locker room after a workout. Male, of course. I turn my head, and there my mother, a kilogram of 180-200 live weight, rushes straight to the thorn. Gathered means in a neighboring state. A parasite has gone to the women. Why a parasite. Wire the alarm. You will only bring it down a little, like an alarm at the outpost - "Outpost in a gun". And guys, instead of sleeping - rush here to find out who granted it. Well, he runs up to the wire. Well, it looks like German concentration camps fenced off in a movie. And climbed through. Further, without slowing down, he jerked. Well, I'm sad. I went to the connection point. No matter how funny there is a connector in the old tree stump. I'm getting in touch. Well, as I say, you are doing. The attendant is surprised - everything is quiet. Well then, okay. And then it seemed. Well, I was advised all the best and to boot. I went to the wire and looked. Two large clumps of wool. And that's all. I still don’t know how this hulk got through these barbed wire and the alarm didn’t go off. But after that incident, I began to respect our totem animals. Here's a story. The border of Russia and Finland - summer 1988. soldier
    1. Artyom
      Artyom 15 January 2014 03: 03
      +4
      I brother trampled the border on Shikatan at this time soldier
  • Sergey Medvedev
    Sergey Medvedev 14 January 2014 15: 30
    +7
    Imagine a circus ride. The arena is surrounded by a net for safety, and in the net, bears dressed in protective armor with teeth and claws tear mannequins in NATO uniform. Well, or some goats made up there for terrorists (and they are both bearded, it's not difficult to make up). And to show this attraction in NATO countries is mandatory.
  • dmitrij.blyuz
    dmitrij.blyuz 14 January 2014 15: 48
    +12
    Quote: Alex_Popovson
    I went, I know. However, the opinions of others, especially in all kinds of western countries, cannot be changed. There is the same inertia of thinking as ours.
    By the way, he is still afraid of a man with a horn, especially if the man is numerous and decisive in relation to the bear himself. And if you literally overlay it, then nothing but attempts to climb a tree can be expected from him.
    And, perhaps, it is debatable, but here the bear as a symbol does not really impress me. I must, it seems to me, to come up with something more gracious - a golden eagle or a lynx, or even a sable.

    Explain to me, taiga, when is the clubfoot climbing to a tree? It doesn’t matter how many people are against him. This is a smart and cruel beast. Dangers meet in the front. A hunted bear always rears up. Woe to someone who is not too dexterous. Even mortally wounded he can destroy and kill. Walking with a horned bear can only period of his hibernation. So do not grind nonsense. And if you meet a connecting rod, I will not envy you.
    1. Gato
      Gato 14 January 2014 17: 39
      +18
      Quote: dmitrij.blyuz
      Explain to me, taiga, when is the clubfoot climbing to a tree?

      So taiga bears, but in the Chelyabinsk region (Krasnoufimsk) severe Chelyabinsk bears laughing very climb. True, not just like that, but for the harsh Chelyabinsk men laughing (http://www.1tv.ru/news/other/232333):
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 14 January 2014 18: 18
        +7
        Quote: Gato
        here in the Chelyabinsk region (Krasnoufimsk)

        In the Sverdlovsk region Krasnoufimsk, in the Sverdlovsk ... yes
        1. Gato
          Gato 14 January 2014 18: 39
          +1
          Quote: retired
          In the Sverdlovsk Region Krasnoufimsk

          hi
          Well, almost on the border of the regions. But the bear definitely came from Chelyabinsk laughingprobably chased for a long time.
      2. datur
        datur 14 January 2014 20: 41
        +3
        Apparently hangover did not give a bastard !!!! yes that climbed after him !!!!! fellow
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  • demotivator
    demotivator 14 January 2014 15: 57
    +2
    Well, well, why can a bear be needed in a war? The first thing that comes to mind offhand is hand to hand. After all, it still happens that, for various reasons, it is impossible to use firearms. I hope no one will argue that the enemy simply has no chance against such “attack aircraft”? Especially if the fight is in a tight room. By the way, with proper training, the bear can wean a roar and growl loudly.
    The second. Having fixed the same video camera on the bear’s head or back, it is quite possible to use it in reconnaissance. Here he will have some advantages in comparison with, say, a dog. Imagine, it happens in the forest, and agree that the "clumsy" one who gets out of the thicket will look much less suspicious.

    Finally! Here is our "adequate" response to the intrigues of enemies. An all-crushing weapon of retribution! Why bother with some "Bulava", strain your brains, especially since it never flies. And the solution is right there. It remains only to put the brothers Zapashnykh in the staff of the Ministry of Defense in the rank of deputy ministers and let hundreds of "bear" battalions rivet themselves. True, one question remains unresolved - how to get close to the enemy at a close distance, convenient for hand-to-hand combat, and at the same time stay alive? You can, for example, deliver "hand-to-hand fighters" to the battlefield inside heavy tanks or well-armored armored personnel carriers. And I will not say anything about the participation of bears in exploration, here you need to ask experts. They know better.
    1. dmitrij.blyuz
      dmitrij.blyuz 14 January 2014 16: 23
      +2
      And why do we need a sun? I don’t understand. I get brown bears, and all hockey! The adversaries are under the mattresses, and we are on top !. wassat
  • RBLip
    RBLip 14 January 2014 16: 34
    +10
    but the emblem of the part in which he had the honor of serving urgently
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  • EvilLion
    EvilLion 14 January 2014 16: 56
    +3
    Red Alert is a game originally built on templates, the Japanese with their OBDR, samurai swords and a girl turning aircraft carriers as a unit hero are no less stereotyped here, and Americans with twists like an Eminz crawling on the ground. Actually for this they love her.
  • delfinN
    delfinN 14 January 2014 16: 57
    +4
    [quote = Cynic] [quote = Alex_Popovson]
    Read a book
    [/ Quote]
    Grigory Fedoseyev has even stronger things: The path of trials, At the last bonfire (how the Ulukitkan died), In the grip of Dzhugdzhur, On East Sayan, Pashka from the Bear's Den (well, this type is like a story). Read, you will gain a lot for yourself, you won’t regret it .
    1. Hort
      Hort 15 January 2014 10: 38
      +1
      I confirm that the books are very informative and interesting!
  • Indifferent
    Indifferent 14 January 2014 17: 18
    0
    Very interesting! Thanks for the info!
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 14 January 2014 18: 01
    +2
    Good article. In general, it seems to me if you believe in the transmigration of souls from a person to animals or vice versa, then I feel like a bear at 100%, which is physically that by habits that by nature laughing
    1. Gato
      Gato 14 January 2014 18: 42
      +3
      Quote: ZU-23
      then I feel like a bear at 100%

      And in my next life I want to be a cat. By your own. laughing Character and habits are fully consistent.
      1. ZU-23
        ZU-23 14 January 2014 18: 50
        +1
        laughing the host also feeds habits well, I drove my cat to my parents home, he caught mice from all over the place, and in my apartment I went to the toilet and like a dog ran after a stick and brought it to my hands, he is a white white March cat and White had to give a nickname.
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  • Massik
    Massik 14 January 2014 18: 42
    +1
    All the same, it’s simpler and easier to make soldiers out of people than from bears))) Yes, and I feel sorry for the clumsy where, why, for which you can’t explain to him. For educational purposes, the article is good.
    True, one question remains unresolved - how to get close to the enemy at close range, convenient for hand-to-hand combat and still stay alive?
    Nuuu, in theory, if you "put on" a bear in full armor of the 7th category and get close in the urban area by 100 meters (after all, he has more endurance and strength), only grenade launchers and automatic cannons will save the enemy, and if you still teach them to shoot, at least meters by 50 from a pc, for example .... Although I certainly "bent" it, with the training of such a "attack aircraft", at a cost, it will probably be cheaper to deliver human brains to it.
  • Frate
    Frate 14 January 2014 18: 53
    +1
    Quote: ZU-23
    Good article. In general, it seems to me if you believe in the transmigration of souls from a person to animals or vice versa, then I feel like a bear at 100%, which is physically that by habits that by nature laughing



    The Yakuts, in all seriousness, lead their descent from bears and treat the Taiga Master with great respect.
    1. kavkaz8888
      kavkaz8888 15 January 2014 02: 03
      +4
      Good idea!!! I, too (though not Yakut) will now come from clubfoot (ber).
      And let the negroes come from monkeys.
      1. Kir
        Kir 15 January 2014 02: 12
        +1
        If you are real from the Caucasus, then as far as I remember, according to legend, one of the Clans had among the ancestors (I just don’t remember what they are called there) an ancestress from the Snowmen, she’s still a relic, as they say with such stones thrown that barking God, and growth (according to some under 3 meters, at least 2.60 often), (in Siberia) even like that one poor fellow "bobby" for the fact that once he barked a ridge tore off !!! Here such would be sent to the enemy!
  • Frate
    Frate 14 January 2014 19: 00
    +5
    And the article is wonderful. Thank you for the mentioned books Fedoseev. After an article about Vasilyeva and Serdyukov, plus comments on vomit pulled, and here, like a balm got drunk! I thank both the author and commentators for the humor and pictures.
  • nod739
    nod739 14 January 2014 19: 07
    +2
    I saw a couple of times in the forest, once from the lee side from far away - it doesn’t count. and the other - about 30 meters ... (it was still at school - the body was in the prime of life) if the bear chased, the chances of survival were almost zero, but it was lucky - he did not chase ... but then I ran ... uuuuu, at a hundred meters at the Olympics, I would go to gold without preparation would take, because I know how such meetings can end,))
  • aeromsRom
    aeromsRom 14 January 2014 19: 14
    0
    http://radioplaza.ru/

    hairy
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 14 January 2014 20: 19
      +10
      And I really like these photos laughing
  • cyberdamn
    cyberdamn 14 January 2014 20: 25
    -3
    Well, of course, in the case of the game, this is yet another mockery of its developers (and you probably guess that you didn’t create it) over us, "stupid Ivan," who called the bears into the army.
    I didn’t read this nonsense further.
  • Boris63
    Boris63 14 January 2014 21: 18
    +1
    Everything is possible, after all, it is not for nothing that in Russia they always spoke respectfully about the bear; how many sayings, sayings with bears. And in general, our forests are full of living creatures, which in a "difficult time" can be "tamed" for the good of Russia: moose, wolves, lynxes, wild boars. I haven’t met bears (somehow I didn’t have to), but with those whom I listed yes, to be honest, they also inspire "confidence."
  • Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 14 January 2014 21: 56
    +3
    Partizan reads a book about the proper conduct of interrogation of the Nazis using improvised bears.

    Yes, they also say that the NATO warrior went into the Russian Forest to cast under birches, met a bear. At the same time, he poop.
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  • Sobol
    Sobol 14 January 2014 23: 51
    +3
    Succeeds or not, interesting?
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 15 January 2014 00: 32
      +4
      Quote: SoboL
      Succeeds or not, interesting?
      No time!
      1. Alex 241
        Alex 241 15 January 2014 01: 22
        +2
        Strategic aviation pilots dedicated ...
        soundtrack from the film "The Hunt for Red October
  • Querryasser
    Querryasser 15 January 2014 00: 41
    -2
    Handwork And Business

    Nowadays, a business can be built on anything. But the best business is one that is built on your favorite hobby or hobby. For example, I know one avid fisherman who throughout his life loved this hobby. And this hobby came to a large wholesale store of fishing goods, own production and boat service ... I will talk about how such a hobby, like manual work, can become a life's work.

    There are many talented people living in Russia. These people are unique, they express their feelings and thoughts in objects of various purposes. Whether it is a piece of furniture, clothing, accessory or painting - it doesn't matter. The main thing is that these things were created with the warmth, love and care of the author. It is always pleasant to contemplate them, feeling the emotions that the master wanted to convey. These products are "alive", they create a good mood and charge with positive energy. But not every creative person knows how to realize works created by their own hands. It is sometimes difficult for craftsmen to advertise and even more so sell their creations. Here are some helpful steps to get you started:

    - Register at http://sale.mamamame.pro/, engaged in the sale of handmade and designer items;
    - let's say you cook deliciously, but if the dish is served haphazardly, it immediately loses its appearance and does not feel like eating. Take the time and effort to have a good photo of your work. A very important role is played by the submission of the author's product / work.
    - Start your LJ or blog, or rather a few, and periodically post your work there. Social networks are a good way to attract customers and spread your name, especially for beginners.
    - Do not underestimate or overstate the price of your work. Set such a price that it is pleasant for both you and the buyer. If you set low prices, then your hobby, on which you so wanted to earn extra money, will turn into a burden.
    - in every city now there are shops selling designer clothes and sale.mamamame.pro/msk/bjuro-nahodok/obyavleniya-o-nahodke/649-veshchi/_291-naide
    ny-klyuchi-primer-obyavleniya / - car keys found
    , they usually work with the craftsmen on the principle of a commission store. You can take part of the work there. By the way, a small copyright label will not hurt in any case.
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    The popularity of exclusive handicrafts and the so-called designer things is constantly growing, which gives an impetus to the masters to move from hobby to entrepreneurial activity.

    If you are already an established master, have a steady income of your work and a client base, then you can think about the next stage of development.

    But first you need to carry out monitoring, decide on a goal, create a business plan, in general, pat for the sake of your favorite business.

    You can not only sell, but also teach your favorite business, that is, conduct master classes, which also became very relevant during the crisis.
  • Querryasser
    Querryasser 15 January 2014 00: 41
    -3
    Handwork And Business

    Nowadays, a business can be built on anything. But the best business is one that is built on your favorite hobby or hobby. For example, I know one avid fisherman who throughout his life loved this hobby. And this hobby came to a large wholesale store of fishing goods, own production and boat service ... I will talk about how such a hobby, like manual work, can become a life's work.

    There are many talented people living in Russia. These people are unique, they express their feelings and thoughts in objects of various purposes. Whether it is a piece of furniture, clothing, accessory or painting - it doesn't matter. The main thing is that these things were created with the warmth, love and care of the author. It is always pleasant to contemplate them, feeling the emotions that the master wanted to convey. These products are "alive", they create a good mood and charge with positive energy. But not every creative person knows how to realize works created by their own hands. It is sometimes difficult for craftsmen to advertise and even more so sell their creations. Here are some helpful steps to get you started:

    - Register at http://sale.mamamame.pro/, engaged in the sale of handmade and designer items;
    - let's say you cook deliciously, but if the dish is served haphazardly, it immediately loses its appearance and does not feel like eating. Take the time and effort to have a good photo of your work. A very important role is played by the submission of the author's product / work.
    - Start your LJ or blog, or rather a few, and periodically post your work there. Social networks are a good way to attract customers and spread your name, especially for beginners.
    - Do not underestimate or overstate the price of your work. Set such a price that it is pleasant for both you and the buyer. If you set low prices, then your hobby, on which you so wanted to earn extra money, will turn into a burden.
    - in every city now there are shops selling designer clothes and sale.mamamame.pro/msk/bjuro-nahodok/obyavleniya-o-nahodke/649-veshchi/_291-naide
    ny-klyuchi-primer-obyavleniya / - car keys found
    , they usually work with the craftsmen on the principle of a commission store. You can take part of the work there. By the way, a small copyright label will not hurt in any case.
    - make yourself a business card. This is an inexpensive but very useful tool for continuing communication with the buyer or customer.
    - participate in various exhibitions and sales sale.mamamame.pro/ - bulletin board en .
    - Be sure to determine the percentage of the benefits that you will spend on the purchase of new materials.
    All of the above actions do not require opening IP.

    The popularity of exclusive handicrafts and the so-called designer things is constantly growing, which gives an impetus to the masters to move from hobby to entrepreneurial activity.

    If you are already an established master, have a steady income of your work and a client base, then you can think about the next stage of development.

    But first you need to carry out monitoring, decide on a goal, create a business plan, in general, pat for the sake of your favorite business.

    You can not only sell, but also teach your favorite business, that is, conduct master classes, which also became very relevant during the crisis.
  • Gato
    Gato 15 January 2014 01: 48
    0
    Oh b ...! And got here! This copy pasteur has the last two letters in the nickname clearly superfluous.
    1. Kir
      Kir 15 January 2014 02: 00
      0
      Well, how would it be without it ..... on, and then in the report it will write it was placed not somewhere but On IN !, will be deleted.