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The eternal loser. The Life and Amazing Adventures of John McCain

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The former US presidential candidate disgustingly studied, smashed airplanes and managed to bring failure to those whom he supported.


The eternal loser. The Life and Amazing Adventures of John McCain
Vitali Klitschko: “Yesterday I got goose bumps on the Maidan when American Senator John McCain took his stage performance on 77 with me and said that the United States was on the side of the demonstrators


When US Senator John McCain appeared on Euromaidan in Kyiv and addressed a fiery speech to supporters of "European integration", the square responded with glee. Although in fact, the Ukrainian opposition should by no means allow McCain to go to Ukraine, since his support, as a rule, does not bode those who are addressed to it, anything good.

A nice family

The launch pad for John Sydney McCain III was just perfect. He was born 29 August 1936, at the US Air Force Base in Panama. His father and grandfather rose to the rank of admirals in the United States Naval Forces, and it is not surprising that John went to the military path after school.

McCain, relying on the help of influential relatives, entered the prestigious US Naval Academy, mastering the profession of a deck pilot aviation.

John did not want to learn, showing all the habits inherent in the "golden youth". However, there was also a parental fault - while Dad made his way to the admiral's rank, the family constantly changed their place of residence, so that the young Johnny changed the 20 schools already.

At the academy, cadet McCain proved himself the most disgusting way - during his studies, he had more than one hundred official penalties for violation of the Charter, violation of uniforms, failure to comply with military discipline, and rudeness to the command.

Any other student after that would have flown out of the walls of an educational institution, but the authority of his father and grandfather covered the sins of slobs.

However, McCain was not at all hopeless: he proved himself as a lightweight boxer, knew English literature well and history.

As a result, 899 graduates of the 1958 Academy of the Year, McCain, had the 894 result.



Pensacola's Nightmare

The young pilot was sent to undergo training at the famous American Pensacola airbase in Florida, where McCain revealed in all its glory. The command faded, learning about how drunk McCain was driving around at breakneck speed in his car, scaring respectable ordinary people, in company with a local striptease star. The young pilot spent more time behind the racks of numerous bars than in the cockpit.

McCain himself honestly later writes in his biography that at that time "he was ruining youth and health in vain."
When McCain was transferred from Pensacola to the Corpus Christi base in Texas, his former commanders did not hide their happiness. And in Texas, very soon they understood the cause of their colleagues' emotions - at one of the trainings, McCain crashed the plane, getting off with light bruises.

The loss of bureaucratic equipment was written off as engine failure, although it was no secret to anyone that the pilot spat on instructions and flew as God put on his soul. The world of aviation knew a lot of talented avioguligany like Valery Chkalov, but the problem is that McCain did not possess such talent.

However, in 1960, John McCain became the pilot of the deck attack aircraft of the aircraft carrier Intrepid. A little later, he was transferred to the aircraft carrier Enterprise, which in 1962 was involved in the blockade of Cuba during the "Caribbean crisis."

Wise commanders did not allow McCain to roam in that period, otherwise the Third World War could well become a reality.



McCain (lower right) with pilots of his squadron


Misfortune pilot

When international tensions eased a little, McCain was sent to serve where it was quieter — to Spain. But the command did not take into account that it is impossible to lower the eye from this pilot, otherwise he will find tension even where calm. McCain really found her, carrying the power line in flight. By some miracle, the plane did not crash, and what the Spaniards who were left without light thought about McCain was never recognized, because they were very polite Spaniards.

An accident investigation revealed that the pilot was responsible for the incident. McCain was hastily sent to the US, where he was appointed an instructor at the Meridian Navy base in Mississippi.

In American silence, McCain started a family by marrying a divorced top model with two children. Soon the couple had a daughter.
If John could live in silence and wait for a promotion, but for some reason he continued to think that great military feats were awaiting him. In fact, from the "exploits" McCain, the command simply shook: six months after the wedding, he managed to break another plane. As before, the expensive equipment was turned into a pile of rubbish, but the pilot survived.

Therefore, when McCain requested military service, he was released with joy. In 1966, McCain became a ground attack pilot on the Forrestal aircraft carrier. Here, the pilot literally blew specks of dust, because his father had by then commanded the US Navy in Europe.

However, in the 1967 year, Forrestal was sent to the shores of Vietnam, where the United States intended to bombard the government of North Vietnam with bombardments to refuse assistance to the communist rebels in the South of the country.


Vietnamese pull downed McCain from a lake in the center of Hanoi


Vietnamese "trophy"

29 July 1967 of the year on the aircraft carrier "Forrestal" there was a major fire caused by the spontaneous launch of an aircraft missile. She sat down in the fuel tank of the attack aircraft McCain, after which an explosion occurred on the deck and a violent fire started. From the attack aircraft, of course, there were horns and legs, but McCain was not next to him.

As a result of a fire on an aircraft carrier, more than 130 people died, our hero, according to tradition, was slightly injured. The Forrestal was sent in for repair, and the recovered McCain on the Oriscani aircraft carrier was bombed by Hanoi.

Surprisingly, John McCain managed to make as many 22 sorties for bombing, until he finally met her - the C-75 Soviet anti-aircraft missile. The meeting was short but bright: the attack aircraft turned into scrap metal, and the pilot with broken legs fell into the lake in the middle of Hanoi.

McCain was pulled out of the water by the Vietnamese as a trophy, after which he was in captivity until March 1973.

After serving in the Vietnamese camps for five and a half years, McCain returned home as a hero, and was received personally by President Richard Nixon. By a strange coincidence, shortly after this meeting, Nixon was waiting for a “Watergate” and disgraceful resignation.


John McCain meets with President Richard Nixon


Indian Specialist

McCain continued to dream about the admiral's epaulets, but with his track record it was difficult to count on it even with a good pedigree.

In addition, while he was in captivity, his wife had an accident, after which her model appearance was badly damaged. McCain, returning from Vietnam, realized that their marriage was a mistake, and a few years later the couple divorced.

Realizing that his military career was at an impasse, John McCain decided to go into politics. Republicans just needed a die-hard anti-communist with a good biography, and McCain, the past "Vietnamese Gulag", fit in perfectly.

But in American politics one cannot count on a successful career without having serious financial resources. John McCain was provided with such a resource by marriage to Cindy Lou Hensley, the daughter of a prominent businessman, the owner of the brewing company.

In 1982, 46-year-old John McCain was elected congressman from Arizona. Four years later, he moved to the US Senate.

True, party colleagues very quickly felt that entrusting McCain with the most important issues is fraught with serious consequences. So most of his Senate career, McCain worked on the Indian Affairs Committee. What the Indians thought about it, no one knew, because they were very polite Indians.


Senator John McCain meets the family of Sergei Magnitsky in the US Congress


McCain and African Americans

In 2000, John McCain decided to run for president. As a result, to the republican "primaries," to the dismay of the voters, a struggle developed between McCain and George W. Bush. Perhaps for the first time, Americans were able to understand what a genuine choice of the lesser of two evils means.

I must say that the "aura of a loser" pursues McCain, even when he commits good deeds. The politician and his second wife adopted a girl from Bangladesh, but this fact was not widely publicized. As a result, during the “primaries” in ultraconservative South Carolina, the Bush team launched a rumor that McCain had an extra-marital daughter from an African American.

Some believe that it was this story that had a decisive influence on the fact that in 2000, Bush Jr. was the Republican candidate, not McCain.

In 2008, John McCain still became the US Republican presidential candidate, but even his supporters frankly admitted that he has a bit of a chance to fight black Democrat Barack Obama. So it happened.

It can be said that on the path of the Republican John McCain to the White House twice stood African Americans: a virtual mistress and a real Democrat.


Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili and US Senator John McCain met at a conference in Batumi


Harbinger of defeat

It seems that it was presidential ambitions that led to the fact that from the beginning of the 2000-s, McCain turned his attention to international politics, especially to the post-Soviet space. The ghost of the Russian anti-aircraft missile clearly did not give him rest, causing a fierce desire to fight with the "imperial ambitions" of Russia.

McCain made demands for the exclusion of Russia and China from the UN, and the creation of a "new, democratic organization" in its place. In 2005, he demanded the exclusion of Russia from the G8. In 2004, he so tired of Alexander Lukashenko that he simply banned McCain from entering the country. In response, the senator promised to fight the "last dictator of Europe." Judging by the results, Lukashenko clearly wins on points.

Having received an arc beat in Belarus, McCain switched to Ukraine, where he strongly supported the leaders of the Orange Revolution, Viktor Yushchenko and Yulia Tymoshenko, whom he even nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. As a result, Yushchenko completely disappeared from the political life of Ukraine, and Tymoshenko spends time behind bars.

McCain was an ardent supporter of Mikhail Saakashvili. Inspired, including McCain, the Georgian president set out to regain control of South Ossetia and Abkhazia with the help of military force, which led to the final loss of the latter. Today, Saakashvili’s political weight is comparable to Yushchenko’s political weight.

When McCain began to actively support the armed opposition in Syria, supporters of Bashar al-Assad realized that they had a chance to win.



Loser

McCain regularly finds himself in ridiculous situations. In 2008, his campaign headquarters asked for campaign money at the Permanent Mission of the Russian Federation to the UN.

When Vladimir Putin made an article in The New York Times in 2013, McCain decided to answer him with a performance in ... Pravda. Apparently, the senator is still confident that since his time in captivity in Vietnam, nothing has changed in Russia.

In December 2011, John McCain began to threaten Vladimir Putin with the Russian version of the “Arab Spring”. Is it any wonder after this that the protest speeches after the parliamentary elections ended in nothing - the “aura of McCain” is capable of performing real miracles.

Once John McCain said about Vladimir Putin: “When I looked into Putin’s eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB.” If you look closely at the senator himself, then on his forehead you will see the inscription loser. And if John McCain came to Kiev Maidan, those gathered could disperse - this guy brought defeat and in more severe cases.
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  1. andrei332809
    andrei332809 23 December 2013 08: 13 New
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    well, they let down the mackayushka ... such a funny grandfather, and the author of it is ... belay
    1. Very old
      Very old 23 December 2013 08: 46 New
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      And even earlier, Brad Pitt emptied him - he was not so shy about his compatriot low-low
      1. UzRus
        UzRus 23 December 2013 09: 32 New
        +4
        Very old, but can you tell me more about Brad Pitt?
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        2. sledgehammer102
          sledgehammer102 23 December 2013 10: 35 New
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          McCain is very similar not to some members of our Duma. During one of the meetings, he played poker, and according to his admission, he lost ...
          top. rbc. com / politics / 04 / 09 / 2013 / 874783. shtml
          1. Rusich51
            Rusich51 23 December 2013 20: 24 New
            +3
            After serving in the Vietnamese camps for five and a half years, McCain returned home as a hero, and was received personally by President Richard Nixon. By a strange coincidence, shortly after this meeting, Nixon was waiting for a “Watergate” and disgraceful resignation.
            Indeed, it’s better not to communicate with some. In addition to shame and bitterness, nothing will come of it.
            1. Sandov
              Sandov 26 December 2013 09: 53 New
              +2
              Quote: Rusich51
              Indeed, it’s better not to communicate with some. In addition to shame and bitterness, nothing will come of it.

              This yusovets.
        3. Very old
          Very old 23 December 2013 14: 38 New
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          See in the message
      2. Cherdak
        Cherdak 23 December 2013 15: 13 New
        +1
        Quote: Very old
        Brad Pitt emptied him


        [media = http: //video.eurosport.ru/all-sports/video_vid306404.shtml]

        And here the great Chuck was noted
    2. ivshubarin
      ivshubarin 23 December 2013 10: 06 New
      +8
      It turns out he was engaged in boxing, someone had a good kiss on his head
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    4. Sterlya
      Sterlya 23 December 2013 10: 07 New
      +8
      What kind of maidans are there to applaud the crazy make-up? Yes, a.
      1. AVV
        AVV 23 December 2013 11: 31 New
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        If McCain arrived on the Maidan, then nothing is shining on the Maidan !!! Failure indicator !!!
    5. Canep
      Canep 23 December 2013 11: 32 New
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      This article reminded me of an American cartoon about McDuck, or rather the pilot Zigzag McCrick.
      It turns out to be our man. The list of his achievements is impressive, four planes, failed revolutions, which the EuroMaidan is worth. An article in Truth is a set of stamps (worse difficult to write). Putin needs to think about rewarding John McCain with the Order of Andrew the First-Called 1st degree, for his services to Russia, Gorbachev did much less for Russia. Although he still probably can be useful for us as president of the United States.
      1. Canep
        Canep 23 December 2013 12: 22 New
        +5
        Quote: Canep
        Putin needs to think about awarding John McCain the Order of Andrew the First-Called 1 degree
        Only to hand not in Russia, God forbid let him here.
        1. Ustian
          Ustian 23 December 2013 21: 01 New
          +6
          Quote: Canep
          Quote: Canep
          Putin needs to think about awarding John McCain the Order of Andrew the First-Called 1 degree
          Only to hand not in Russia, God forbid let him here.

          And do not pry!
      2. andrei332809
        andrei332809 23 December 2013 12: 26 New
        +5
        Quote: Canep
        Putin needs to think about awarding John McCain the Order of Andrew the First-Called 1st degree, for services to Russia

        yes you wait - I still do not have this recourse
        1. Ptah
          Ptah 23 December 2013 13: 48 New
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          Quote: andrei332809
          I don’t have one yet

          And I have .... But can we do this? And he could ....
          1. andrei332809
            andrei332809 23 December 2013 14: 16 New
            +3
            Quote: Ptah
            . But can we do this?

            I pass. apparently not studying there repeat
          2. Ustian
            Ustian 25 December 2013 16: 18 New
            +1
            And I have .... But can we do this? And he could .... [/ quote]
            I bet we can! And we can, as an adult, on the deck it would be clean ... laughing
    6. Alekseev
      Alekseev 23 December 2013 13: 01 New
      +7
      His life ... Dog stinky! yes
      It's good at least that he brings "good luck" to his protege! lol
      1. Ustian
        Ustian 23 December 2013 21: 05 New
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        Quote: Alekseev
        His life ... Dog stinky! yes
        It's good at least that he brings "good luck" to his protege! lol

        This diamond is not cut! It is necessary to protect it like an apple! sadBut keep away from Russia !!! stop
    7. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 23 December 2013 13: 09 New
      +1
      in the photo, yes correction ...
    8. Cherdak
      Cherdak 23 December 2013 14: 19 New
      +6
      Quote: andrei332809
      so funny grandfather


      you giggle ...
    9. denson06
      denson06 23 December 2013 15: 18 New
      +5
      Well, of course, the author issued a beautiful layout .. laughing
      McCain reminded me of a character from their comedy Lucky Gilmore .. laughing
      Just "Lucky", you can't say otherwise)))
      It was not possible to do good things in his life .. only he does evil .. And the Vietnamese guys were diving .. they got this loser from the bottom of the lake ..)))
      1. Botanologist
        Botanologist 23 December 2013 22: 19 New
        +9
        If I could, then in the US presidential election I voted for McCain.
        We really need such people in America! wassat
        1. 0255
          0255 25 December 2013 13: 01 New
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          he is not such a loser - he survived the crash of several planes, returned alive from Vietnamese captivity (the fate of the co-pilot, who flew with McCain, is unknown), occupies a high position in the White House, despite his "exploits". Although it did not bring any good to his allies
  2. Renat
    Renat 23 December 2013 08: 16 New
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    Goosebumps are treated. For example "dichlorvos" ohm. Will output the first time.
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 08: 23 New
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      Quote: Renat
      Goosebumps are treated. For example "dichlorvos" ohm.

      Watch the "doctor" Malakhov from the first channel less, or even you will not reach the new year laughing
    2. aksakal
      aksakal 23 December 2013 08: 29 New
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      Quote: Renat
      Goosebumps are treated. For example "dichlorvos" ohm. Will output the first time.
      - at that moment the klitschko had goosebumps a little from another - it was he who called "goosebumps" an unusual fear for him.
      And then what? Stand next to McCain, and with his back turned to him laughingAs one well-known commentator exclaimed: "Ohhhhhhhh!" laughing Not like goosebumps - cockroaches will run through your body! laughing
      Once John McCain said about Vladimir Putin: "When I looked into Putin's eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB." - This McCain does not know the Russian alphabet! There were other three letters, symbolizing the direction of the further route for McCain. laughing
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 23 December 2013 08: 50 New
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        Quote: aksakal
        Once John McCain said about Vladimir Putin: "When I looked into Putin's eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB." - This McCain does not know the Russian alphabet!

        Aksakal hi! laughing Commentary by the head of Russia Today Margarita Simonyan, as it were, hints that McCain is not only an ardent Russophobe, but also @ jot.
        1. Clegg
          Clegg 23 December 2013 14: 55 New
          0
          And what is the main newspaper in Russia?
          1. Tersky
            Tersky 23 December 2013 16: 11 New
            +7
            Quote: Clegg
            And what is the main newspaper in Russia?

            Rossiyskaya Gazeta is the official press organ of the Government of the Russian Federation.
            1. Ustian
              Ustian 23 December 2013 21: 20 New
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              Quote: Tersky
              Quote: Clegg
              And what is the main newspaper in Russia?

              Rossiyskaya Gazeta is the official press organ of the Government of the Russian Federation.

              Let him write in the "murzilka", or at worst "crocodile" (the avatar will not need to be inserted)
    3. andru_007
      andru_007 23 December 2013 09: 32 New
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      Vitali Klitschko: “Yesterday I got goosebumps on the Maidan when the American Senator John McCain at the age of 77 became on stage with me ...

      Old per..un McCain infected the Maidan with pediculosis laughing
      1. Renat
        Renat 23 December 2013 10: 51 New
        +7
        And some people may have pubic goosebumps.
        1. andru_007
          andru_007 23 December 2013 19: 34 New
          +2
          I'm afraid to hear who infected whom and how ... belay
      2. Sergey Sitnikov
        Sergey Sitnikov 26 December 2013 01: 07 New
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        in terms of??? Did you bring lice?
    4. andrejwz
      andrejwz 23 December 2013 10: 51 New
      +2
      Quote: Renat
      Goosebumps are being treated.

      This, probably, were imaginary make-believe.
  3. predator.3
    predator.3 23 December 2013 08: 23 New
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    In Russia, it is not customary to scoff at the wretched! although article +, I certainly read a McCain biography, but in that statement ... good
    1. alex popov
      alex popov 23 December 2013 14: 55 New
      +7
      And I liked it.) Especially ... "they were polite Indians."
      I wonder what polite Ukrainians think about makkushu (Klitschko does not count)?))
      1. Slogger
        Slogger 23 December 2013 19: 15 New
        +4
        The same thing, we are polite.
      2. Horn
        Horn 27 December 2013 06: 43 New
        +1
        I liked this gem more: "When McCain began to actively support the armed opposition in Syria, the supporters of Bashar al-Assad realized that they have a chance of winning."
        It would be necessary to stamp the translation of an article somewhere in the USA!
    2. Egoza
      Egoza 23 December 2013 22: 15 New
      +5
      Quote: predator.3
      In Russia, it is not customary to scoff at the wretched! although article +,

      Only the truth, and nothing but the truth! Article +++++++++++++++
  4. Nayhas
    Nayhas 23 December 2013 08: 25 New
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    The author, in this way you can cheat any person. For example, having written the article "The Eternal Loser. The Life and Amazing Adventures of Andrei Sidorchik", but most likely the article will turn out to be short, because except for libel, the author is no longer capable of anything.
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    2. avg
      avg 23 December 2013 11: 22 New
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      First of all, he is the enemy, and the enemy is real. I do not think that he would have treated you as loyally as you did to him. And therefore it must be beaten. In Vietnam - a rocket, in Kiev - a satire.
      An anecdote in the subject.
      The wife of McKayen sent for shopping for Thanksgiving, and he filled up everything, and faded to the Maidan in Kiev, where he also managed to bury everything and returned home.
      His wife met a furious one and says:
      - Well, you (M) are an eccentric. You are such an eccentric that all eccentrics are an eccentric. And if there was an eccentric contest, you would definitely take second place.
      - Why the second? Surprised McKein.
      - Yes, because an eccentric.
      1. ivshubarin
        ivshubarin 23 December 2013 11: 29 New
        +6
        First place for the champion Nickname
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      3. Nayhas
        Nayhas 23 December 2013 11: 43 New
        +3
        Quote: avg
        First of all, he is the enemy, and the enemy is real.

        If he is your enemy, then treat him objectively, otherwise it turns out that a person who has repeatedly been on the verge of death, who has been captured and who became the US Senator is suddenly a failure. Where is the logic? He would have been a failure if he had crashed to death in his youth, or becoming a helpless disabled person after captivity. And on the contrary, he is damn lucky in life.
        1. acute
          acute 23 December 2013 12: 25 New
          +4
          lucky you know who
        2. avg
          avg 23 December 2013 12: 32 New
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          It's just that in our culture it is not customary to gloat. We wouldn’t rejoice if McCain was kicked out of the Senate, just as the Americans rejoiced in the killing of bin Laden. They wouldn’t even dance, like the Palestinians on September 11, 2001. But to apply a paskudnik with folk humor, this is in Russian. So I wish that he would be lucky as before. For example, go to Syria, about 5 years, as in Vietnam.
          1. andrei332809
            andrei332809 23 December 2013 12: 39 New
            +6
            Quote: avg
            , go to Syria, about 5 years, as in Vietnam.

            What did the Syrians tell you? repeat
        3. nov_tech.vrn
          nov_tech.vrn 23 December 2013 12: 44 New
          +8
          his success is doubtful, and he did not get a bright head, not golden hands, but an opponent with adventures!
        4. Babon
          Babon 23 December 2013 13: 02 New
          +4
          Here I agree, it is rather a lucky man than a loser. For other people, everything in life would have gone wrong already at the stage of study. And then everything gets away with it. An ordinary person would not even graduate from the Academy with such an attitude, but here everything always "rolls". He is not a distant person, on the contrary, he is lucky, with such a "desire" and a list of merits, and he holds such a post.
          1. ele1285
            ele1285 23 December 2013 14: 04 New
            +5
            There seems to be no such lucky passers there. Bush-ml. Is also the lucky one, and when they start to speak, even take out the saints. Intelligence is at the level of the senior group of the kindergarten.
        5. alex popov
          alex popov 23 December 2013 14: 58 New
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          Quote: Nayhas
          And vice versa, he is damn lucky in life.

          Leslie Nielson's one-on-one character in The Naked Gun.
          Around him is a complete Achtung, and he is safe and sound.)))))
          They really are very similar, with one exception: Leslie Nilson was a brilliant clown, and McCain an enchanting idiot.) KMK.
      4. Cherdak
        Cherdak 23 December 2013 14: 33 New
        +4
        Quote: avg
        he is an enemy and a real enemy
    3. Ustian
      Ustian 24 December 2013 18: 37 New
      +1
      Quote: Nayhas
      The author, in this way, you can cheat on any person.

      And where did you see the man! An ordinary reptiloid from the tribe of the covetous sad
  5. Trofimov Andrey
    Trofimov Andrey 23 December 2013 08: 29 New
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    Forest Gump vice versa
    1. andru_007
      andru_007 23 December 2013 09: 29 New
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      Quote: Trofimov Andrey
      Forest Gump vice versa

      Accurately noticed! By the way, Americans are very fond of making absurd comedies based on popular films. I think it will turn out to be an incredibly funny film (in the style of Forest Gump) about the life of McCain. The producer who made this comedy will earn millions! laughing
      1. andrei332809
        andrei332809 23 December 2013 10: 32 New
        +4
        Quote: andru_007
        get an incredibly funny movie (in the style of Forest Gump) about McCain’s life

        already there. two hundred and forty-first Alex compared it with the movie "hotheads" - in my opinion - to the point wassat
        1. andru_007
          andru_007 23 December 2013 19: 33 New
          +1
          Leslie Nilson is resting !!!
          ps I will revise "HOT HEADS" ... so on positive wink
      2. Rusich51
        Rusich51 23 December 2013 20: 33 New
        +2
        Quote: andru_007
        Quote: Trofimov Andrey
        Forest Gump vice versa

        Accurately noticed! By the way, Americans are very fond of making absurd comedies based on popular films. I think it will turn out to be an incredibly funny film (in the style of Forest Gump) about the life of McCain. The producer who made this comedy will earn millions! laughing

        Throw the idea to the producers. wassat Let's laugh at the glory.
  6. Soldier
    Soldier 23 December 2013 08: 29 New
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    And yet, it looks like our Moses Boria. Only Bori has a stage image, but this one in life ... wassat
  7. makarov
    makarov 23 December 2013 08: 29 New
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    ".. McCain was pulled out of the water by the Vietnamese as a trophy, after which he was held captive until March 1973.
    After serving in the Vietnamese camps for five and a half years, McCain returned to his homeland as a hero, and was personally received by President Richard Nixon. By a strange coincidence, soon after this meeting, Nixon was awaiting "Watergate" and a shameful resignation ... "

    SW Author. I foresee the occurrence of serious troubles in you. With your publication, you uncovered the arch-successful recruitment of Agent McCain by the Vietnamese services. Now you don’t bother ... bully hi
    1. ivshubarin
      ivshubarin 23 December 2013 10: 19 New
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      Vietnamese pray and reward their "hero"
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  8. JIaIIoTb
    JIaIIoTb 23 December 2013 08: 31 New
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    "Yesterday on the Maidan I have goosebumps wentwhen the American Senator John McCain in his 77 years stood on stage with me and declared that the USA was on the side of the demonstrators

    Maybe it's love? laughing
    1. ele1285
      ele1285 23 December 2013 14: 06 New
      +2
      Quote: JIaIIoTb
      "Yesterday on the Maidan I have goosebumps wentwhen the American Senator John McCain in his 77 years stood on stage with me and declared that the USA was on the side of the demonstrators

      Maybe it's love? laughing

      Tolerant in European.
  9. complete zero
    complete zero 23 December 2013 08: 31 New
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    Yes hr..with this McCain (a veteran, a soldier who fought with the USSR all his life, he cannot be different), but what does Klitschko need? had a better opinion of him.
    1. invisibility
      invisibility 24 December 2013 00: 30 New
      -1
      He waited for these goosebumps all his life
  10. Alex66
    Alex66 23 December 2013 08: 32 New
    +7
    Hmm, cool dude, he should live longer for the good of our country.
  11. svskor80
    svskor80 23 December 2013 08: 32 New
    +5
    Yes, indeed, if you dig around, then even McCain is a funny character. On the other hand, the rocket that shot him down is a good enough reason to hate Russia, I think it’s not very nice to be on a downed plane, he probably spoiled his pants.
  12. pv1005
    pv1005 23 December 2013 08: 35 New
    +3
    Law- Do you want to get rid of the fool, send him to study as your boss and will return, continues to act. Unfortunately in Russia as well.
  13. kind
    kind 23 December 2013 08: 38 New
    +2
    Vitali Klitschko: “Yesterday I got goosebumps on the Maidan when the American Senator John McCain at the age of 77 became on stage with me

    Apparently Vitalik felt that a quasi-resident was approaching!
    1. Apollo
      Apollo 23 December 2013 08: 42 New
      31
      quote-A former US presidential candidate studied disgustingly, crashed planes and managed to bring failure to those whom he supported.

      It is a pity, the rocket launcher Yuri Trushechkin did not finish him. laughing For one it is an order to him.
      1. Very old
        Very old 23 December 2013 09: 11 New
        14
        Thanks for the video.
        Thanks to Yuri Trushechkin.
        And when will we REALLY help veterans, not just the military?
        Or only on May 9th?
        They deserve more
        1. abdrah
          abdrah 23 December 2013 16: 55 New
          +6
          Trushechkin, unlike Makein, died a few years ago (2009), unfortunately, he still did not solve the housing problem.
          1. 0255
            0255 25 December 2013 13: 13 New
            +5
            sadly - McCain made a career, most likely does not need anything, and the Russian missile has died in poverty and obscurity ... Where is justice?
  14. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 23 December 2013 08: 39 New
    +3
    from the Don.
    Hai live forever, to evil to us!
  15. ale-x
    ale-x 23 December 2013 08: 44 New
    +6
    C'mon, brothers ... This guy (McCain) is our man. The more such stupid people in the Western leadership, the easier it is for the GDP to work against them. What’s interesting is that, with the captured Americans, the Soviet intelligence worked in Vietnamese camps?
    1. Captain45
      Captain45 23 December 2013 23: 41 New
      0
      Quote: ale-x
      What’s interesting is that, with the captured Americans, the Soviet intelligence worked in Vietnamese camps?

      You yourself answered the question posed by you! fellow
  16. major071
    major071 23 December 2013 08: 44 New
    16
    Briefly about McCain: I made such decisions, after which the cockroaches in his head applauded while standing!
  17. Flinky
    Flinky 23 December 2013 08: 45 New
    +7
    A loser is fate. A loser in a psychiatric hospital is an inevitable reality.
  18. sergey72
    sergey72 23 December 2013 08: 48 New
    10
    In my humble opinion, the title of the article is not exact ... Well, what is McCain a loser ?! You look how lucky he was in life, so many times he could play in the box .... belay , and he wants something ... McCain classically justifies the old adage: IT DOES NOT SINK! laughing
    1. O_RUS
      O_RUS 23 December 2013 09: 57 New
      +4
      Quote: sergey72
      and he wants that ... McCain classically justifies the old adage: IT DOES NOT DROP! laughing


      IT- and found a safe haven.
    2. ivshubarin
      ivshubarin 23 December 2013 10: 16 New
      +2
      Fate keeps it for "big" things, for the benefit of our fatherland
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  19. Stiletto
    Stiletto 23 December 2013 08: 49 New
    +1
    Quote: Renat
    Goosebumps are being treated.


    Goosebumps and goosebumps. The manifestation of goose bumps on (or "in", which is no less dangerous) of any of the two heads is an unpleasant process. There is one of two things: either to a fool, or to a venereologist. And Klitschko and McCain seem to have a difficult case. I don’t even know who will help them ... Unless, "Comrade Mauser"?
  20. TRex
    TRex 23 December 2013 08: 53 New
    11
    The episode of the capture of the Major (Lieutenant Commander) of the US Navy J.S. McCain on October 26, is one of the most symbolic events in the air war of Vietnam against the United States. In the Badin district, on the shore of the West Lake in Hanoi, near the lake where the ejected pilot landed, there is a monument erected in memory of this event. The bas-relief of the monument depicts McCain, kneeling, head down, arms raised high. Entering big politics and becoming a senator, McCain himself came to this place. On November 1967 on November 12, shortly after the Presidential elections in the United States (which took place on November 2008), an interview with journalist Anna Stavrogina with a Vietnam War veteran, former S-4 air defense missile officer, lieutenant colonel (during the described [Captain) Yuri Trushechkin, under the heading “McCain was nearly beaten with hoes.” [75] This article categorically claimed that she had found a hero who shot down the main presidential candidate, Senator, and then also the Navy major John McCain’s USA in Vietnam in 50. Immediately after the publication of this interview, many print and electronic media, both Russian and foreign, published a lot of materials, which were, in fact, a reprint of this information and stories on this subject [1967]. The publication was continued - on November 51 on November 21 on the website Fontanka.ru, material came out from which it follows that the interregional organization of the Communists of St. Petersburg and the Leningrad Region (KPLO) appealed to the country's leadership and the city governor V.I. Matvienko with a call to award retired Lt. Col. The star of the Hero of Russia and assign him a personal pension, as well as with a request to improve the living conditions of the officer and recognize him as an honorary citizen of St. Petersburg.
    Soon, however, the information was partially refuted by the veteran himself, he stated that: “I did not press the start button personally. It was a Vietnamese guidance officer. And before that, I drove the parameters in the control cabin. It’s just that the newspaper men revised my story, however, almost, as always. ” The Chairman of the MOOVVV, N. N. Kolesnik, clarified the circumstances of what was actually happening and put all the dots on the “i”:
    McCain was shot down by a Soviet missile over Hanoi during the bombing of Yenfu Power Station, and not over the Hamjong Bridge;
    Trushechkin performed his combat missions in the 4-th air defense zone, and not in the 6-th zone above Hanoi, where McCain was shot down;
    McCain was a US Navy pilot who piloted an A-4 Skyhawk carrier-based attack aircraft and could not fly a US Air Force ground-based F-4 Phantom fighter;
    McCain’s parachute book couldn’t be at the Trushechkin rocket launcher, who at that moment was supposed to be in a combat position, and not pull out the downed McCain from the lake and take his book;
    Trushechkin’s calculation did indeed once bring down a plane that was piloted by an American pilot with a characteristic Scottish surname starting with “Mac”, and the memory of the veteran, for many years, simply did not preserve the exact name of the downed pilot.
  21. rpek32
    rpek32 23 December 2013 08: 56 New
    +3
    McCain really found her by demolishing a power line in flight. By some miracle, the plane didn’t crash,

    this is sad. And it’s bad that the Vietnamese felt sorry for him.
    1. demon184
      demon184 23 December 2013 11: 59 New
      +2
      Why they regretted, he was recruited and introduced and now he is working gloriously for the benefit of Russia.
  22. ed65b
    ed65b 23 December 2013 09: 01 New
    +5
    not brothers, McCain is an extremely lucky dude. You look where you haven’t been, what catastrophes you didn’t participate in, and only dust was blown from it. Maybe because? they are lucky, they say.
    1. Botanologist
      Botanologist 23 December 2013 22: 23 New
      +1
      Quote: ed65b
      Maybe because? they are lucky, they say.


      Let him get lucky! With his abilities - let him be lucky for a long, long time, in the highest positions of America!
      1. Shkodnick
        Shkodnick 29 December 2013 22: 11 New
        0
        I think this cat has a few lives left ... for sure soon his "Destination" will come to him ...
  23. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 23 December 2013 09: 09 New
    +7
    And if you look at it from the Americans, then McCain probably does not look so funny, for us he is an enemy, and for them he is a veteran who fought with the "Evil Empire", who may also be brutally tortured in the "KGB Dungeons", then what is in the training he did not differ in special talents and zeal, so here 99% of them, daddy "for ranks", but then it's a sin not to use it, would you refuse? I think I’ve got out of the Senator, so it’s like not to get a job as a loader. I am obliged to love Russia or the USSR, as people on this site are not obliged to love America. And if you look by analogy, there would have been some Soviet pilot who would have been shot down in Afghanistan, he would have been captured by the spooks, they would have transferred him to the CIA there they "worked" with him, and then after a while he was released, and after N-number of years he became a deputy and would have winged America at every step, we would have treated him differently.
    1. Drosselmeyer
      Drosselmeyer 23 December 2013 15: 23 New
      +3
      Suddenly I remember another shot down pilot - Rutskoi. Only he changed his shoulder straps of a Soviet officer for a "bright democratic future." America began to be covered a little later.
  24. Prometey
    Prometey 23 December 2013 09: 10 New
    11
    Thank you to the author for a lively, moderately humorous article.
    Laughed at this:
    When McCain began to actively support the armed opposition in Syria, supporters of Bashar al-Assad realized that they had a chance to win. laughing
    Once John McCain said about Vladimir Putin: "When I looked into Putin's eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB." If you look closely at the senator himself, then on his forehead you will see the inscription loser.fuck ... fuck laughing
    1. Panikovsky
      Panikovsky 23 December 2013 11: 34 New
      +2
      as old Francois Marie Aruet Voltaire used to say, if a person is dead, this is for a long time, if stupid, then forever.
  25. Valkyrie
    Valkyrie 23 December 2013 09: 10 New
    +6
    The first photo (where Klitschko poses with McCain in the background) evokes associations with a plot from the fairy tale "Aladdin's Magic Lamp". Aladdin is McCain, who rubbed the lamp, and the genie-Klitschko grew out of it and said: "I will fulfill all your wishes, speak!" Then McCain thought sweetly - why should he ask the genie for such a thing, which he had dreamed of since the Vietnam War?
  26. Altona
    Altona 23 December 2013 09: 19 New
    12
    I can’t add anything, I reshoot my earlier comment:

    A noble swimmer of Vietnamese swamps and a shooter of his own aircraft carrier, a gentleman of stupidity and a fan of playing poker online, a fighter for freedom from honor and conscience, Johnny McCain ... fellow laughing
  27. Echo
    Echo 23 December 2013 09: 32 New
    21
    Guys, you won't believe me, but I personally know an American (who is now in his very advanced years) who served with McCain on the same aircraft carrier. He still recalls the service with this madman with a shudder. In those days, when there was a presidential election and the question of who they would become, McCain or Obama, this American directly told me: "If this bastard becomes president, then no matter how sorry I am, I sell my house and run away from America wherever further away, at least to Argentina, at least to New Zealand, because this daddy's son will start the Third World War. " He also said that the aircraft carrier had a saying - "What are the McCains, so are their mechanics." The whole fleet knew about the monstrous drunkenness of the boy Johnny and his mechanics.
    1. Ripper
      Ripper 23 December 2013 19: 15 New
      -5
      Quote: Echo
      Guys, you won’t believe me, but I personally know an American (now already in his very advanced years) who served with McCain on the same aircraft carrier. He still recalls the service with this crazy man with a shudder ..

      I will not believe. Especially about the shudder. And everything else is a cheap zhurnalyugsky stamp. From somewhere. About the damned West. Dream.
      I don’t think that in the Russian Senate, Matvienko has at least one not a thief, but a military officer who did not break into captivity, who became a cripple from torture, but whom his father, commander in chief of the Pacific Ocean, had not exchanged from captivity before his prison mates . The contrast with the members of the Russian PZHIV is striking.
  28. UzRus
    UzRus 23 December 2013 09: 36 New
    +4
    This will die - and do not mind ... Pokerman figs. Or a pokemon?
  29. Jitel
    Jitel 23 December 2013 09: 37 New
    +6
    Apparently the guys from the Viet Cong have taken to straighten McDau’s karma ... sorry McCain overdid it a bit, now the loser bomber is so violently tackling any business that nothing comes of it except Russophobian screams followed by a fecal eruption.)))
  30. Old_kapitan
    Old_kapitan 23 December 2013 09: 42 New
    +5
    McCain - Unlimited Visa to Maidan!
    1. O_RUS
      O_RUS 23 December 2013 09: 59 New
      +2
      Quote: Old_Kapitan
      McCain - Unlimited Visa to Maidan!


      Yes, a good offer. As they say -

      fight fire with fire.
  31. parazit
    parazit 23 December 2013 09: 55 New
    +1
    Fools are lucky ... and their surroundings are NEVER.
  32. Taoist
    Taoist 23 December 2013 10: 00 New
    +6
    Well, in fact, McCain himself, judging by his biography, is a rare lucky ... You have to crash planes so many times and get off with a "slight fright" every time ... Well, he made a good career in the end ... Well, what about those who are "lucky" to be next to him ... as they say it is "the problem of the Indians." bully
    1. Old_kapitan
      Old_kapitan 23 December 2013 11: 47 New
      +4
      Well, he made a good career in the end.
      Ha! With such a roof! I would also do better laughing
      1. O_RUS
        O_RUS 25 December 2013 21: 52 New
        +1
        Quote: Old_Kapitan
        Ha! With such a roof! I would also have done better laughing


        leave your plans Gramadier
  33. Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 23 December 2013 10: 08 New
    +4
    Quote: Once John McCain said about Vladimir Putin: "When I looked into Putin's eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB."

    If you look into McCain’s eyes, you will see five letters there: GOAT. Wherever you need to bark at Russia, McCain is in the forefront. And his appearance on the Maidan in Kiev is a completely predictable story. After all, there were mainly "amateurs" of Russia gathered there.
    1. Old_kapitan
      Old_kapitan 23 December 2013 11: 53 New
      +2
      After all, it was mainly "amateurs" of Russia who gathered there.
      Rest assured - there are EXCLUSIVELY "lovers" of Russia gathered there. A person who has a neutral attitude to Russia will not get into that viper.
  34. Stinger
    Stinger 23 December 2013 10: 11 New
    +5
    “When I looked into Putin’s eyes, I saw three letters: the KGB.”

    If I looked closely, I would see the other three Russian letters.
  35. George
    George 23 December 2013 10: 12 New
    +2
    Vitali Klitschko: “Yesterday I got goose bumps on the Maidan when American Senator John McCain took his stage performance on 77 with me and said that the United States was on the side of the demonstrators

    John McCain: Yesterday on the Maidan I got goosebumps when the Ukrainian boxer Vitali Klitschko whispered to me that he would work for me.
  36. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 23 December 2013 10: 23 New
    +5
    A good photo from the "Maidan": two not quite adequate (one from frequent blows to the head, the other in horror from 5 years in the Vietnamese camp) of a failure in politics came together - Maidan kirdyk! These two assistants to Pope Carlo are so many "wooden" scold together (in the sense of helping to "fool")! No, these two rare "birds will not fly to the middle of the Dnieper ...
  37. velikoros-xnumx
    velikoros-xnumx 23 December 2013 10: 23 New
    +7
    until, finally, met her - the Soviet anti-aircraft missile S-75. The meeting was short but bright

    And they were pierced by a mutual feeling

    Do you forget this
    When McCain began to actively support the armed opposition in Syria, supporters of Bashar al-Assad realized that they had a chance to win.
    laughing
    1. Lelek
      Lelek 28 December 2013 21: 07 New
      +2
      It was then that it became with his little head bo-bo. As Vysotsky sang: - "crazy - what can you take ...". fool
  38. Keeper
    Keeper 23 December 2013 10: 40 New
    +2
    Let the shard out of his priests pull out from our rocket and store, as a great thing, because he is lucky)))
    In general, you need to take this article to the attention of our leadership - just a little boiling - immediately call McCain - everything will heal and the seams will separate))) the main thing on time ....
  39. HollyGremlin
    HollyGremlin 23 December 2013 10: 42 New
    +2
    Klitschko should take this old man by the scruff of his neck and throw it away, and he about goosebumps - pah, a sheep in a lion's skin.
    1. ivshubarin
      ivshubarin 23 December 2013 11: 13 New
      0
      Klitschko will not encroach on "holy"
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  40. Ross
    Ross 23 December 2013 10: 57 New
    +1
    Quote: andrei332809
    well, they let down the mackayushka ... such a funny grandfather, and the author of it is ... belay

    Reading the description of McCain's young years - the hero of the Hollywood series "Hot Bubble Gum" comes to mind. wink
    1. velikoros-xnumx
      velikoros-xnumx 23 December 2013 12: 55 New
      +1
      Quote: Ross
      the hero of the Hollywood Hot Bubble Gum series comes to mind.

      rather "hot heads"
  41. Ross
    Ross 23 December 2013 11: 00 New
    0
    Quote: ivshubarin
    It turns out he was engaged in boxing, someone had a good kiss on his head

    Here Klitschko chose a colleague to help him.
    1. Altona
      Altona 23 December 2013 11: 32 New
      +4
      Klitschko "called out" Yanukovych to the fight ... McCain appeared to help Klitschko, but Yanukovych went to Putin, an amateur athlete, according to him, and the chances of the Klitschko-McCain pair on the eve of the battle of the century, according to all versions, became equal to zero ... lol
  42. valokordin
    valokordin 23 December 2013 11: 07 New
    -3
    No need to make a clown out of McCain, his wild temperament testifies to his courage, courage, and excellent piloting technique. Deck pilots are not clowns; this is the elite of any Air Force. It should be called his worst enemy of the USSR and Russia, and that is how he should be treated. You cannot call him a loser, since not everyone can become a senator and a presidential candidate, but you can be lucky. How many times he was close to death, but this descendant of the violent Irish remained alive. And Klitschko, as in the Russian proverb, is a great figure but ...
    1. 222222
      222222 23 December 2013 11: 27 New
      +5
      And this is for sure: "not everyone can become a senator and a presidential candidate .." ... just one small But .... from which casket and Who gets them?
      A jester at the Court is not just a jester ... But an element of Big politics. What is allowed to the jester is not allowed to the King ..
      1. Lelek
        Lelek 28 December 2013 21: 01 New
        +3
        McCain is Zhirinovsky in the American way. bully
  43. kimanas
    kimanas 23 December 2013 11: 07 New
    +3
    Such clowns are necessary to provoke politicians to incorrect statements.
  44. needle6000
    needle6000 23 December 2013 11: 07 New
    +3
    McCain President of the United States for life laughing
  45. tnship2
    tnship2 23 December 2013 11: 23 New
    0
    Yes. Grandfather is romantic. But fate keeps him and leads him through life. Apparently he is just like that in life. Maybe not a bad person at all.
  46. Privat
    Privat 23 December 2013 11: 55 New
    +4
    Wonderful article. The mood raises confidently. Thanks to the author!
    Judging by the revealed correlations of McCain's personality with the fates of those whom he helps, our country is not in danger. The main thing is that no one bothers him to say something good about us.
    But in fact, our government could have presented it to a medal. After all, not everyone manages to destroy immediately 4 aircraft of a potential enemy.
    And the people we are, for the most part, are very polite. laughing
  47. Bosk
    Bosk 23 December 2013 12: 05 New
    +4
    Don’t offend MAKA’s grandfather, without such people life would be much more boring, the only complaint I have to him ... is that he didn’t go to the actors, he’d be in a double with Leslie Nielsen on such a movie ... this is really sadness, but mostly a cool old man.
    1. Altona
      Altona 23 December 2013 16: 56 New
      +9
      Yes, we are joking, loving over grandfather McCain ... I was honored to contemplate his pre-election debate with Obama (even for the first term) in 2008, it was something ... For the scene, two great actors "died", it was a dialogue in the clinic for the mentally ill, and both patients were in an exacerbation stage ... Uncle Joe's theses were made in the spirit of a die-hard anti-Stalinist hawk, to which Obama was broadcasting from the standpoint of naked populism, just not saying "systasis and brazas, tumorrow bilongz that me" ... Obama, of course, looked more presentable and took what is called charm, McCain responded with old man stubbornness close to insanity ... It seems that Senator McCain is still stuck in the McCarthy era and the spirit of the times bypasses him, which is called completely ... His theses were especially touched. about a tough confrontation with Russia, apparently the senator once again wants to test the strength of Russian missiles, one time apparently was not enough ... laughing laughing
    2. aksakal
      aksakal 23 December 2013 17: 00 New
      +5
      Quote: Bosk
      Don’t offend MAKA’s grandfather, without such people life would be much more boring, the only complaint I have to him ... is that he didn’t go to the actors, he’d be in a double with Leslie Nielsen on such a movie ... this is really sadness, but mostly a cool old man.

      - Here they are, do not laugh at the wretched. So this is a royal jester! Mlyn, in Russia there is Zhirinovsky, but Zhirinovsky is too rushing with intelligence, it spoils the impression. laughing And McCain, if he has one, hides much more skillfully! But I think that in the absence of intelligence he is quite sincere.
      Of course, if Russia has such enemies, then you can enjoy life, because with such enemies and friends laughing We do not offend, we laugh, because it is very difficult to refrain from laughing when this old man starts to push him something "about Vlad" laughing
    3. family tree
      family tree 23 December 2013 20: 39 New
      +1
      Quote: Bosk
      .so it's that he did not go to the actors, he would be in a double with Leslie Nielsen such a movie would be on the steering wheel ..

      Kirdyk to Hollywood belay
  48. ajkapojka
    ajkapojka 23 December 2013 12: 46 New
    +2
    I hate this face!
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 23 December 2013 13: 23 New
      +5
      Quote: ajkapojka
      I hate this face!

      Well, it's you in vain tongue mackayushka, saaka and others like them make our life not so boring
  49. groin
    groin 23 December 2013 12: 52 New
    +1
    A cool old man "plays" other people's lives and destinies around the world, like poker, it is unreasonable to underestimate this clown, knowing who is behind the scenes and for what purposes. My opinion is that he is slipping us into distraction. DO NOT SLEEP!
  50. garlik
    garlik 23 December 2013 13: 27 New
    0
    But lucky reptile wink