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Geopolitical mosaic: in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Qatar, jinns were banned, and in Tajikistan, Father Frost and Snow Maiden, and Canada will protect Santa Claus from Russians

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A scammer from Rosnano? - Satisfied Vasiliev. - Russia, monetary and "dirty." - The ruble is equal to the dollar. “The spies are here, the spies are there ...” The ex-head of the CIA: the victory of Assad is the best. - Deliveries are suspended. - Idris escaped. - Massacre in Address. - UN chemical report. - A film that will open people's eyes. - The ban on the jinn. - The Jews explained to the Americans that they do not know how to count. - Nephew destroyed uncle. - Enjoy your meal. - In India, homosexuality again became a crime. - Australian High Court: same-sex marriages are illegal. - Europe: no discrimination. - The guards got from the queen on the nuts. - In Britain, Scientology is officially recognized as a religion. - Scottish Army. - Prisons for rent. - Cracked Latvia. - “Mein Kampf”: a ban in the future tense. - Preconceived opinions Gauka and Merkel. - Tajik censors "crossed" Father Frost and Snow Maiden. - Nemtsov Nemtsov. - Anonymous told about gas for Ukraine and the Black Sea Fleet. - Euro Council for Kiev. - Fule and Watermelon. - Russia says: do not interfere. - Feeding cookies. - John McCain threatens Kiev. - The United States may impose sanctions against Ukraine. - The most humane court on the planet. - America needs mass psychiatry. - The death of Loretta Faddi. - Santa Claus against Santa Claus.


Geopolitical mosaic: in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Qatar, jinns were banned, and in Tajikistan, Father Frost and Snow Maiden, and Canada will protect Santa Claus from Russians


A scammer from Rosnano? Police officers suspect one of the directors of Rosnano of involvement in fraud in the company Li-ion technology, reports "NTV" with reference to Interfax.

Earlier, in November, the Accounts Chamber stated that the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation opened a criminal case on the illegal overpricing of the delivery of lithium-ion batteries in Liotech. The cost of work was intentionally tripled.

A source at Interfax said: “At present, searches have been carried out from the former general director of Liotech, Alexander Erokhin, the case is being seized and the correspondence has been seized.”

Satisfied Vasiliev. Yesterday, the Moscow City Court overturned the decision to extend the term of house arrest of Yevgenia Vasilyeva. The reason was the violation of the Criminal Procedure Code, made when considering the petition of the investigation, reports Interfax.

The Moscow City Court has considered a complaint about the next extension of the house arrest of E. Vasilieva, accused of fraud, and canceled the earlier decision to extend the arrest to February 23 2014. Now the court of first instance must re-consider the petition of the investigation. According to the decision of the Moscow City Court, Vasilyeva's house arrest was established until December 26. Prior to this date, the court of first instance must re-examine the petition of the investigation to extend the house arrest.

In court, Vasilyeva stated that the investigation had no reason to continue to keep her under house arrest: “It is obvious to me that this criminal case was fabricated. All my surroundings are being harassed. My doctors are also being harassed, some of them because of the prosecutor’s office refuse to treat me. ”

Vasilyeva and her lawyers are pleased with the new court decision. After the meeting, Vasilyeva said: "That decision was illegal, with numerous violations."

I’ll add a little more from myself, and Ms. Vasilieva will agree to the point that her case is politically motivated and that London, Paris and Washington should immediately provide her with asylum, and even better bring NATO troops to Moscow to accelerate the democratization of the Kremlin.

Russia, monetary and "dirty." In the Basler Zeitung newspaper (Switzerland; source of translation - "InoSMI") an article appeared under the heading "Countries with the largest turnover of" dirty "money."

“None of the other countries in the world has leaked more money in 2011 than in Russia. Even China was left behind. Money leaks are a huge problem for many African countries, where the corresponding amounts go to 5,7% of GDP.

From Russia in the 2011 year, according to the American center Global Financial Integrity (GFI), 191 billion dollars was illegally leaked to 151. China ranked second with XnUMX billion. ”


The list goes on: China is followed by India, Malaysia, Saudi Arabia, Mexico, Brazil, Thailand, South Africa, Costa Rica. From developing countries 150 only in 2011, the “leakage” of 947 billions of dollars! The author notes that this is 10 times the total international financial assistance provided to them by the world community. Moreover, in comparison with the previous year, the volume of “leaked” money increased by 13,7%.

Experts are certain that the real amount of the money that has disappeared may be much larger. The findings of the researchers are based only on data on trade and economic relations of different countries, but the turnover of cash and remittances carried out in traditional ways, for example, in Africa, were not taken into account.

The leader in the “leakage” of money for ten years (2002-2011) was China: from there, about 1,1 trillion dollars “flowed away”. It is followed by Russia, which for the same period lost 880 billions of dollars.

In third place is Mexico (about 460 billion dollars). Next on the list: Malaysia, India, Saudi Arabia, Brazil.

“The illegal circulation of money is a particularly big problem for African countries. If worldwide it averages four percent of GDP, on the “Black Continent” this volume reaches 5,7%.

If we compare the total number of illegally “leaked” funds of African countries with their official trade turnover, it turns out that Africa could lend to the rest of the world. ”


Where the money "leaks", the authors of the report do not specify. There are assumptions about Switzerland ...

A ruble equal to a dollar. A default in the United States will equal the dollar and the ruble, Russia will receive the Middle East, Switzerland will introduce the euro, Peter Schiff believes. About this resource writes proudtimes.ru.

The CEO and Chief Lead Strategist at Euro Pacific Capital alerted the markets with his predictions. Many factors will lead to hyperinflation and the fall of the dollar for two or three years, the expert is sure.

First, the US currency is not backed by gold reserves. Secondly, the American financial system focuses on the trust of its citizens and the population of the Third World countries, but the situation in Russia and some countries in the Arab world does not allow the Fed to feel safe. Bottom line: fewer people keep their savings in dollars.

Thirdly, the internal problems of the United States will be the nail crammed into the coffin of the American economic model.

Here are the predictions from Peter Schiff:

- The Fed and currency exchanges will no longer play a crucial role in the development of the US financial sector. The real production will come to the fore.

- The dollar will be close to the ruble at the beginning of 2020: the pace of development of the Russian economy will be equal to the US. (True, the latter will happen only if the development of the Russian economy is rationalized.)

- The euro will survive and become a safe haven currency along with the ruble and the yuan.

- Latin America will introduce some kind of a single monetary unit focused on this trio: the yuan, the ruble and the euro.

- Australia will abandon its own currency and return to the pound sterling if it agrees with Britain.

- Switzerland will introduce the euro.

- Israel will try to find support from Russia and China if the situation in the Middle East heats up after a default in the United States.

- In case of surrender of the American-British Union, Russia will receive a blank check to strengthen its positions in the Middle East and Africa.

Spies here, spies there ... Two residents of Novosibirsk are caught in the collection and transfer of scientific and technical documentation on dual-purpose devices to a citizen of one of the states of the Asia-Pacific region. It is reported by "Interfax" with reference to the press service of the UFSB of Russia in the Novosibirsk region, reports "Lenta.ru".

Siberians announced official warnings. As for the foreign citizen to whom information was transmitted, he was convicted of smuggling and expelled from Russia.

The names of Russians and foreigners were not disclosed.

The former head of the CIA: the victory of Assad - the best. Former CIA director Michael Heiden said that the final victory of the Syrian authorities in conflict with anti-government forces is the best scenario for the country itself and for the region. This tells "Voice of Russia" with links to ITAR-TASS and RIANews».

Hayden made this statement in Washington at the annual conference on terrorism, organized by the Jamestown Foundation, a non-governmental research organization.

The worst alternative to the victory of government forces retired intelligence officer called the collapse of Syria, which threatens to destabilize the situation for Lebanon, Jordan and Iraq.

And one more positive "Syrian" news from the United States.

Deliveries are suspended. US and UK have suspended supplies of equipment to Syria, reports MIGnews.com.

The United States and Great Britain suspended deliveries of non-lethal military equipment to opposition members fighting in northern Syria. This was stated by the representative of the US Embassy in Turkey. The decision to suspend was made after militants from the Islamic Front seized warehouses and bases controlled by the SSA.

It’s a pity, we’ll add on our own that the United States and Great Britain only stopped, and did not stop deliveries.

However, from the SSA soon there will be little left. Even her "general" escaped.

Idris escaped. One of the leaders of the Syrian opposition Salim Idris left the country. The fact is that the militants from the Islamic Front seized his command post, and at the same time the warehouses of the Free Syrian Army. Idris fled to Turkey and then arrived in Qatar, reports "RT".

According to the source of The Wall Street Journal, “these events are clear evidence that the Free Syrian Army is losing ground under the pressure of the Islamists.”

Massacre in Adra. Over a thousand armed extremists from the Dzhebhat en Nusra group attacked 11 in December against the city of Adra (40 kilometers from Damascus) and massacred there. According to Al-Vatan, the militants, using heavy fog, attacked the roadblock of the national defense forces. Vigilantes resisted, but they had to retreat because of the large numerical superiority of the enemy, transmit "Vesti" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

In the residential areas of Adra, militants, among whom were many Arab mercenaries, staged a massacre of people from the Alawi community. Thugs spared neither women nor children. Whole families cut out. Many houses and institutions were burned.

Islamist militants plundered local bakeries and food warehouses. In their hands were stocks of fuel oil.

Syrian troops came in time to clash with extremists. Fights are continuing in Address now.

UN chemical report. UN inspectors have confirmed that chemical weapon in Syria, it was used in five of seven cases alleged. Such a conclusion is contained in a report published on the website of the United Nations Office for Disarmament Affairs, reports correspondent ITAR-TASS Oleg Zelenin.

According to the inspectors, poisonous substances were used in Khan al-Asal 19 March, Sarakeb 29 April, Guta 21 August, Jobar 24 August and Ashrafiye Sakhnai 25 August. At the same time, the inspectors did not find sufficient evidence of the information on chemical attacks in Sheikh Maksoud of 13 in April and Bahariya of 22 in August.

The report does not contain conclusions about who used chemical weapons, however, it is noted that both civilians and soldiers of the government army were injured as a result of the incidents. This is confirmed by blood samples taken from them.

A film that will open people's eyes. In Damascus, the premiere of the film “King of the Sands” took place, the main character of which is the founder and first king of Saudi Arabia Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdurrahman ibn Faisal al Saud. Director Najdat Anzur spoke about his film in an interview with Naowaf Ibrahim ("Voice of Russia").

The director noted that members of the Saudi family tried to prevent the release of the film or to redeem the rights to it through intermediaries. Najdat Anzur says:

“The main idea for which we created the film is the fight against terrorism. The "King of the Sands" is a continuation of the cycle historical educational films on Arab history. The tape focuses on the transformation of religion in Saudi Arabia into a tough ideology that gave rise to international terrorism. I and my associates believe that the "Arab Spring" and all the problems that followed it are associated with the Wahhabi movements, which are supported by the Saudis.

We want to stop the infiltration of terrorist groups that have come to our countries, whose history of civilizations spans over 5000 years, to turn us into savages. Which, by the way, even 50 years ago were many inhabitants of Saudi Arabia. ”


The question “There is information in the media that the government of Saudi Arabia is threatening you with courts and hinting at more dangerous actions directed against you. Is that true? ”The director replied:

“We are all in Syria and so are under the threat of rockets that fall on our homes every day. I am constantly threatened, but all the Syrians who work for the good of their country are threatened in the same way. I know the situation in the Arab media well. Every time after the release of the next film about Saudi Arabia, the director is subjected to harassment, we are used to it. ”


Ban on jinn. Religious police of several countries of the Arabian Peninsula removed from the shelves of bookstores a fantastic book by a writer from Saudi Arabia, who made the genie the hero of his romantic tale, writes Konstantin Kerubov ("Voice of Russia").

Ibrahim Abbas’s fantasy novel “Khavdzhan” was released in Saudi Arabia in January and quickly became a bestseller. A few months later he was translated into English. The story tells about the love of genie Khavdzhan and the earthly girl Savsan.

26 November, the Committee on the Promotion of Virtue and Deduction from the Vice of Saudi Arabia demanded that the novel be removed from the bookshelves: the parents of some young female readers were worried that the book inclined to witchcraft and idolatry. For witchcraft, most likely, the image and actions of the “talking board” in the book's advertising were taken.

According to “The Foreign Policy”, after Saudi Arabia, the book was banned in Kuwait and Qatar.

In 2012, Al-Arabia reported on a study that, on average, Arabs read no more than 6 pages per year. It is clear why the book, which was able to interest the Saudi youth, was indifferent to reading, and attracted the attention of censors.

The Jews explained to the Americans that they do not know how to count. American officials, talking to their Israeli counterparts, admitted that they greatly underestimated the amount of economic benefits that Iran would receive from the agreements in Geneva. He writes about it MIGnews.comreferring to the "Haaretz" newspaper and its sources in the Israeli security services.

According to the original US estimate, Iran received a benefit of 6-7 billions from easing economic sanctions. But the Israelis immediately made their calculations and indicated that the Iranian benefit would be at least 20 billions of dollars.

Israeli sources say: “The economy is a game of expectations. The Iranian Stock Exchange has already risen significantly, and many countries are queuing up to renew ties with Iran. ” Only China intends to invest 9 billion dollars in the Iranian oil industry. Now the Israelis say: “In any case, Iran has received from 20 to 25 billions of dollars. And even the Americans admit it. ”

Nephew destroyed uncle. Heads of law enforcement agencies of South Korea gathered for an emergency meeting in connection with the report on the execution of Chan Song Taek - Uncle Kim Jong-un, reports correspondent RIA "Novosti" Daria Krutov with reference to the agency "Ronhap".

The head of the National Security Service under President Kim Zhang Soo said that the meeting will discuss the analysis, forecasts and the likely reaction of Seoul to this message.

RIA “Novosti” recalls that this morning the Korean Central Telegraph Agency reported that Chan Song Taek, who had long headed the “Regent Council” under the young ruler of the DPRK, was executed by the verdict of his nephew. The death sentence was carried out on Thursday, after a meeting of the military tribunal. According to the TsTAK statement, Chan Son Thaek was accused of trying to overthrow the government.

The United States does not have confirmation of information about the execution of the uncle of the DPRK leader, but they see no reason to doubt it, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf told reporters. correspondent RIA "News" Peter Martynychev.

“Although we do not have independent confirmation of this event, we have no reason to doubt the official announcement of the execution of Chan Son Tak. If this is confirmed, it will become another example of the extreme cruelty of the North Korean regime, ”said M. Harf.

According to her, the United States is consulting with allies in the region.

Enjoy your meal. "McDonalds" in Chile was fined for a rat's tail, which the visitor found in his food, reports correspondent RIA "News" Dmitry Znamensky with reference to Latin American media.

The incident happened at the Temuco diner. The court ordered the restaurant a fine of 2 million Chilean pesos (about 3,8 thousands of dollars). The court came to the conclusion that the rat's tail got into the food inside the restaurant, and then grilled with a hamburger patty.

We’ll add one more reason in order to prefer healthy food to “fast food”.

In India, homosexuality again became a crime. In Le Figaro, a note by Romain David appeared, titled “In India, homosexuality becomes a crime again” (the source of the short translation is "Inopressa").

The Supreme Court of India overturned the Delhi court decision stating that the rights of adults to same-sex sexual relations should be decriminalized "in the name of fundamental human rights," writes the author of the article.

“Homosexuality in India is again among the crimes. On Wednesday, the country's Supreme Court announced that the Delhi court wrongfully acknowledged in 2009 a discriminatory article in the Criminal Code on the punishment of homosexuality. Article 377-I of the Indian Penal Code, which exists since the XIX century, prescribes a sanction for "carnal bond, contrary to the laws of nature" in the form of a fine and 10 years of imprisonment. The Delhi court considered that same-sex sex between adults should not be considered a crime, ”the journalist writes.

It is curious that the “Naz Foundation” (this is a non-governmental organization that acts in the interests of AIDS patients) gathered to appeal the decision of the Supreme Court.

A very strange decision, add on our own, for an organization that fights AIDS. After all, "same-sex" is exactly the first risk group. This once again proves what goals are pursued by workers who work under the guise of human rights activists and all sorts of humanitarian assistants.

Australian High Court: same-sex marriages are illegal. Australia's High Court ruled yesterday that registering same-sex marriages in the Australian Capital Territory is legally illegal. This tells correspondent ITAR-TASS Pavel Vanichkin.

Same-sex marriage registration began in Canberra last week on the basis of a decision of the local legislature. 27 same-sex couples managed to form a relationship. But the federal government filed a lawsuit in the High Court, and he unanimously decided that "only the federal parliament is authorized to make changes to the federal law on marriage."

Also a correspondent ITAR-TASS notes that the leaders of the two leading parties - the ruling Liberal-National Coalition and the opposition Labor Party - had previously refused to discuss this issue in parliament.

But in Europe, we note, "this issue" was resolved to the exact opposite.

Europe: no discrimination. Homosexual couples should have all the rights and benefits that heterosexual, ruled by the European Court. This applies to all EU countries, even those in which same-sex marriages are not recognized. The decision is published on the website of the court, reports ITAR-TASS.

The reason for the court decision turned out to be the claim of one person - a bank employee Frederick Ei. He was denied the cash bonuses laid in France to the newlyweds. He entered into a civil contract of solidarity with a partner at a time when the country did not recognize same-sex marriage. He was denied receipt of the required subsidies, but he sued and won the process. The court found in his case a case of "direct discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."

The guards got from the queen on the nuts. Queen Elizabeth II was angry with her own guards: the latter devoured nuts, especially for her and her family members exposed in the chambers of Buckingham Palace, they convey "Vesti" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

Collecting evidence, the British Queen made notes on the inside of the cups.

As a result, the court administration in writing asked the guards not to take nuts.

In Britain, Scientology is officially recognized as a religion. The Supreme Court of London issued a decision recognizing Scientology as a religion during the consideration of the claim of 25-year-old Louise Hodkin, reports "Voice of Russia" with links to ITAR-TASS and RIA Novosti.

Louise demanded recognition by the British authorities of the official status of her marriage, if it is concluded during a visit to the Church of Scientology. The court ultimately ruled that Scientology "is a religion, and its official premises are places of worship."

The British judicial norm from 1970 of the year, according to which the movement was not a religion, refused because it “had no practice of worship”, refused the repeal.

The decision of the court says: “Religion cannot be recognized only on the basis of whether it proclaims the supreme deity. The opposite in modern society can be considered discrimination. Registration authorities cannot make decisions based on the interpretation of theological subtleties. The Church of Scientology may be a marriage institution. ”

Thus, let us add on our own, and here Western institutions have opposed the so-called “discrimination”.

Scottish army. The Scottish government has submitted plans to create national defense in the event of withdrawal from the jurisdiction of the United Kingdom. This was told by Alexander Gasyuk ("Russian newspaper").

In Scotland, there is the Clyde naval base, to which all British Vanguard submarines with Trident nuclear ballistic missiles are attributed. According to the Scottish plan, by the year 2021, this base and all other military facilities related to nuclear weapons should be eliminated.

In the case of separation from the UK, Scotland also plans to get English military assets of almost 8 billion pounds.

Edinburgh is going to spend 2,5 billion pounds a year on the creation of its patrol fleet and air force.

The new army will consist of 15 thousands of contract soldiers and 5 thousands of reservists. In service with the new country will be at least 12 fighter "Eurofighter", six transporters C-130J "Hercules", as well as military helicopters. The creation of units on cyber defense is also planned.

Prisons for rent. Due to the lack of prison cells, the Norwegian criminals are at large. The Swedes expressed their willingness to help, because in their country prisons are empty, writes "The Local".

As the channel notes "RT"Anders Anundsen, the Norwegian Minister of Justice, said the lawbreakers will begin serving time in Swedish prisons next year. Mr. Anundsen submitted a proposal for the lease of prison premises to his Swedish counterpart Beatrice Ask.

“We can no longer live in a situation in which people stand in lines to serve their sentences,” the minister said.

As for Sweden, 4 prisons were closed there this year due to a decrease in the number of prisoners. In Norway, an excess of criminals: 1,2 thousand people must go to jail.

Cracked Latvia. Riga Construction Authority, checking socially significant objects, discovered cracks in the 31 supermarket building. Reports about it "Lenta.ru" with reference to "DELFI".

More than 100 operating Maxima and Rimi supermarkets were tested. As for the cracks, they were found during a routine visual inspection. Building owners were ordered to immediately check their technical condition by certified engineers.

Also, the inspection checked the 94 facility under construction. Violations were found in about half of them. Basically, they dealt with documentation deficiencies and unauthorized construction.

“Mein Kampf”: a ban in the future tense. The government of Bavaria, which had copyrights for Mein Kampf before 2015, threatened those who tried to publish this work in the future. About this he writes "Sueddeutsche Zeitung" referring to the head of the administration of the Bavarian Prime Minister Christina Haderthauer, reports "Lenta.ru". Authorities consider the text of the book extremist.

As the magazine “Spiegel” notes, the head of the government of Bavaria, Horst Seehofer, said that the ban would apply not only to publishing the whole text, but also excerpts from it.

However, the authorities of Bavaria have invested half a million euros in the preparation of the commented publication Mein Kampf. With the approval of the Bavarian parliament, the Institute of Modern History in Munich worked on it for several years. It was assumed that the essay of Hitler with scientific commentary will be transferred to libraries, schools and institutes.

According to Haderhauer, funding for the project will be suspended. But the institute nevertheless intends to finish it - already at its own expense.

“The copyright of Mein Kampf, which belongs to the Ministry of Finance of Bavaria, expires on December 31 of the year 2015. Back in 2012, authorities said they were going to lift the ban on publication after this period. This decision was approved by historians, but outraged the World Jewish Congress. His then-vice-president, Charlotte Knobloch, promised to take all possible legal measures to prevent the release of new editions of Mein Kampf.


Preconceived opinions Gauka and Merkel. An analytical article was published in Spiegel, the author of which tried to understand: what motives move the top officials of the state in their anti-Russian foreign policy. Joachim Gauk refused to go to the Olympics in Sochi, and Angela Merkel publicly supported the Ukrainian opposition leader Vitali Klitschko, the portal notes "Reedus".

“The boycott of the Olympics by Gauk is a diplomatic gesture. And Klitschko’s public support from Merkel is interference in the internal affairs of a sovereign state. Is this a new style of German foreign policy? Will we oppose the United States as strongly as we do against the Russians? ”The author asks.

Will not, add on my own.

Tajik censors "crossed" Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Father Frost and Snow Maiden were excluded from the New Year programs of the state TV channels of Tajikistan. About this, as transmits "Lenta.ru" With reference to RIA “Novosti”, Saidali Siddikov, the first deputy head of the broadcasting committee, said.

“These fabulous characters and attributes of the holiday, in particular, the Christmas tree, are not directly related to our national traditions, although there is nothing wrong with them,” he said.

In recent years in Tajikistan, 98% of the population of which identify themselves as Muslim believers, there are disputes between supporters and opponents of New Year celebrations. Authoritative Muslim clerics and the Islamic Renaissance Party of Tajikistan oppose this holiday, "alien to the Islamic world." Their opponents cite the secular nature of the republic.

"Tape" reminds that on the night of January 1 2012, an 24-year-old local resident dressed as Santa Claus was killed in Dushanbe.

Incoming Nemtsov. The Security Service of Ukraine has banned Boris Nemtsov, former Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, Deputy of the Yaroslavl Regional Duma, from entering the country, the politician himself said on the air of Gromadsky TV. According to the Russian politician, he learned about the impossibility to enter Ukraine at the Boryspil airport, reports Gazeta.ua. The State Border Service of Ukraine "Interfax" confirmed the fact of non-passage across the state border Nemtsov, said Newsru.com.

According to Nemtsov himself, he was in Ukraine a month ago and there were no problems.

Earlier, Nemtsov publicly declared support for Euromaidan. 2 December, together with supporters, he went on a picket to the Ukrainian Embassy in Moscow.

Anonymous told about gas for Ukraine and the Black Sea Fleet. Russia can reduce the prices of gas supplied to Ukraine if the Ukrainian side provides more favorable conditions for the stay of the Russian Black Sea Fleet on its territory. This was reported by Reuters, citing an anonymous source in the Russian leadership, reports "Lenta.ru".

According to the source, the option of Ukraine joining the Customs Union would be more preferable, but gas discounts can be offered in exchange for concessions on the Black Sea Fleet.

An unnamed official added to this that credits could be provided to Ukraine if Ukrainian enterprises of interest to the Russian military-industrial complex are the key to this.

Euro Council for Kiev. In a resolution adopted by the European deputies 12 December, the European Parliament recommended the Ukrainian authorities to hold elections in the country, writes "Lenta.ru".

Advisers point out that early elections for a democratic state are a valid way out of the situation when the authorities need to restore legitimacy. What kind of specific election can be discussed, for some reason not specified. The next presidential elections in Ukraine are scheduled for 2015 year, and the re-election of parliament - for 2017.

At the same time, the authors of the resolution expressed dissatisfaction with the "pressure of Russia" on Ukraine and other countries of the Eastern Partnership.

Fule and Watermelon. Representatives of Ukraine and the European Union resumed negotiations on the continuation of preparations for the signing of an association agreement. According to Interfax, December 13 held a meeting of the European Commissioner for Enlargement and Neighborhood Policy Stefan Fule with the First Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Sergey Arbuzov. He writes about it "Lenta.ru".

The Ukrainian diplomat said that the meeting took place, since Kiev "has the political will to sign the agreement," and said that negotiations will continue. According to Arbuzov, cited by UNIAN, the agreement will be signed after the resolution of “problematic issues”.

In turn, Füle said that following the results of the first round of the dialogue, the parties agreed to prepare a “road map”, which would indicate Ukraine’s steps to implement the agreement’s points. According to the diplomat, the European Union will help Kiev in negotiations with the International Monetary Fund.

Russia says: do not interfere. Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs of Russia Alexei Meshkov at the talks with Deputy Prime Minister - Minister of Foreign Affairs of Greece Evangelos Venizelos stated the position of the Russian Federation on the importance of non-interference in the internal affairs of Ukraine, reports correspondent RIA "Novosti" Gennady Melnik.

“On our side, the importance of non-interference in the internal affairs of Ukraine was emphasized once again,” said Meshkov in an interview with Russian journalists, adding that “Ukrainians should be allowed to decide for themselves what they choose.”

The deputy minister said: “Some of our partners need to speak less about Ukraine now. It is fundamentally important for us not to rock the boat, but to really look for ways to solve the pressing economic problems of Europe. But such problems on the Maidan are not solved, but are solved precisely at the table of serious negotiations of the search for ways out of Europe from the economic crisis, improvement of the economic situation in the same Ukraine. ”

Feeding cookies. Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland in the morning of December 11 arrived at the Independence Square in Kiev. Reports about it "Lenta.ru" with reference to Interfax-Ukraine.

Nuland was accompanied by US Ambassador to Ukraine Jeffrey Payet. The assistant secretary of state spoke to the protesters and distributed cookies, buns, and bread to them. Protesters greeted the American with joyful shouts, and some chanted: "God bless you." Victoria Nuland approached the employees of the internal troops. They smiled and took cookies from her.

John McCain threatens Kiev. On his page on the Internet, the US senator posted an appeal to the Ukrainian authorities to renounce the use of force against peaceful demonstrators in Kiev, reports "RT".

“It's terrible that the Ukrainian authorities chose to use violence and all kinds of harassment against peaceful demonstrators on Independence Square in Kiev. Such misbehavior violates the most basic common rights, especially the freedom of speech and assembly, which are common to all people, ”McCain said. He added: “If the Ukrainian government thinks that brute force and methods of intimidation will help it overcome the current crisis, then they are cruelly mistaken.”

The Republican called the opposition representatives "brave people" and said that "they are not alone," they have "many friends around the world who are in solidarity with them."

In conclusion, the formidable senator wrote: “We will closely monitor the struggle of Ukrainians for their freedom and justice. We will demand an answer for all crimes committed against Ukrainians who are peacefully fighting for the fulfillment of their basic rights. ”

The United States may impose sanctions against Ukraine. This was stated by State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki. However, according to her, no decision was made on this issue, reports "RT" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

State Department spokeswoman noted that the US authorities view the actions of the leadership of Ukraine as "unacceptable". Psaki said that the Ukrainian authorities need to "listen to the voice of their own people." Residents of Ukraine, she added, want the country to become a “European democratic state.”

From where, we note psaki know what they want the people of Ukraine? But psaki knows perfectly well what the United States wants and what the European Union wants - that is, the West in full force.

The most humane court on the planet. In the United States, a verdict was exceptional in legal practice: 16-year-old Ethan Koch received ten months of probation. Meanwhile, this young man six months ago shot down four citizens in a car. They all died, remind "Vesti" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

The court did not even take into account the aggravating circumstance - driving drunk vehicles. The drunk teenager drove the car at speeds above 100 kilometers per hour.

Costly lawyers did everything to save the offender from prison. “They were able to convince the court, from which the prosecutor’s office demanded a 20-year imprisonment term, that their ward was a victim of the society of universal consumption, wealth and luxury, which had been surrounded since childhood,” American media said.

The defense managed to impose moral responsibility on the accident on wealthy parents who “neglected the upbringing of a teenager, to the point of being impossible to spoil him, buying everything he wants.”

The court issued a ten-month punishment to the boy (of course, conditionally) and appointed him for the same period a course of re-education in a sanatorium for difficult teenagers in California. Parents will have to pay half a million dollars for the course.

In America, we add on our own, there is only one remedy for money - money.

America needs mass psychiatry. Vice President Joe Biden has promised 100 millions of dollars to improve the quality of psychiatric treatment in the country to prevent massacres, like last year’s massacre at Sandy Hook School. This tells Konstantin Kerubov ("Voice of Russia").

“The fact that less than half of children and adults with diagnosed mental health problems receive the required treatment is unacceptable,” said Mr. Biden.

However, the economic crisis has not been canceled. The number of psychiatrists is decreasing in the country. This profession is becoming less and less attractive for students of medical schools. According to the US National Alliance to Combat Mental Illness, the United States will soon face a shortage of psychiatrists. According to USA Today, from 2009 to 2012. the states have cut funding for psychiatric clinics on 4,35 billion dollars. According to the Treatment Advocacy Center, since 1950-s the number of places for mental patients has decreased by 90%. What will decide some hundred million?

In short, let us add, the United States will soon turn into a country of uncontrollable rampage.

Death of Loretta Faddy. In Hawaii, the head of the state’s health department, Loretta Faddy, who issued a copy of the birth certificate to US President Barack Obama, died in a plane crash. "Vesti" with reference to ITAR-TASS.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the December 11 light aircraft Cessna, carrying nine people, suffered a catastrophe caused by engine failure. Eight people were found in the water in life jackets by survivors, and one person could not be saved. They turned out to be Loretta Faddi.

“As reported, in April 2011, the White House unveiled the full official birth certificate of the current US President Barack Obama. The document states that he was born in the US state of Hawaii 4 August 1961. This fact automatically confirms Obama's US citizenship by right of birth. Previously, some representatives of the republican opposition throughout Obama’s political career expressed doubts about his US citizenship. The reason for this was the fact that his father was Kenyan, and in his childhood the future president lived for a long time outside the United States.

She assured a copy of Loretta Faddy's birth certificate, the head of the Hawaii Department of Health since March 2011. “The authority that I have, given your status as president, I make an exception and, contrary to the practice in the state department, I allow you to make a certified copy of the document,” said her letter to Obama.


Santa Claus against Santa Claus. In the article “Canada promises to protect Santa Claus from Russian troops,” Rob Williams (“The Independent”; the short translation source is "Inopressa") writes: “Russian President Vladimir Putin responded to Canada’s plans to expand its territorial claims by calling on its military to give“ special attention ”to this region.”

In the Canadian parliament, Secretary of Prime Minister Paul Calandra, criticizing the opposition party, mentioned Canada’s claims to the North Pole: “We will continue to defend the North, declaring the North Pole. We know that the liberals do not believe that the North Pole or Santa Claus are in Canada. And we think! We are going to protect them with all our might. ”

The publication also provides a response from the liberals: "The leader of the liberals, Justin Trudeau, reportedly agreed with him, noting that the postcode at Santa's address is Canadian."

Canadian debaters claiming the North Pole have forgotten, let us add that in the midst of the snow and ice, Santa will have to meet with Santa Claus ...

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  1. svp67
    svp67 13 December 2013 12: 09
    22
    Police officers suspect one of RUSNANO directors of involvement in fraud
    Yes ... the surname CHUBAIS has not been associated with anything else for a long time ...
    1. Tersky
      Tersky 13 December 2013 12: 44
      16
      Earlier, in November, the Accounts Chamber stated that the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation opened a criminal case on unlawfully overpricing the price of delivery of lithium-ion batteries in Liotech.
      I wonder what the batteries are for. Probably, in order for Rusnano to work on the cut, work and work, ... ... Energy engineers damn it ....
      Let's add a little more, and Mrs. Vasilyeva will agree to the point that her case is politically motivated and that London, Paris and Washington should immediately grant her asylum, and even better, NATO troops will be sent to Moscow to accelerate the democratization of the Kremlin.
      With subsequent sending to the Maidan, I can’t think like-minded people there, and Nurland gives out cookies.

      Russia, monetary and dirty. In the newspaper “Basler Zeitung” (Switzerland)
      It’s just who wouldn’t be Switzerland, whose jars of which so much dirty dough has been washed, that it’s impossible to rearrange all stripes to a certain position in China.

      Two residents of Novosibirsk were convicted of collecting and transmitting scientific and technical documentation on dual-use devices to a citizen of one of the countries of the Asia-Pacific region.
      Yes, no puzzles, they would have written directly. And then we wonder where China has copies and clones ...

      The most humane court on the planet. An exceptional legal verdict was issued in the United States: 16-year-old Ethan Koch received ten months probation. Meanwhile, this young man six months ago knocked down four citizens in a car. All of them died, reminiscent of "News" with reference to ITAR-TASS.
      The Vesti is mistaken The most humane court in Russia, the higher the position and the thicker the wallet, the more humane and humane it is.

      America needs mass psychiatry. US Vice President Joe Biden promised to allocate 100 million dollars to improve the quality of psychiatric treatment in the country,
      Asks a little, the amount in 100 lemons is only for one McCain .... Oleg, hi !good ! According to the review, I already wrote about the constant, laughing !
      1. Vladimirets
        Vladimirets 13 December 2013 12: 52
        +8
        Quote: Tersky
        Earlier, in November, the Accounts Chamber stated that the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation opened a criminal case on unlawfully overpricing the price of delivery of lithium-ion batteries in Liotech.
        I wonder what the batteries are for. Probably, in order for Rusnano to work on the cut, work and work,

        It seems to me that this is a slander. what Well, they can’t steal money in the most high-tech corporation, the boss is experienced there, he would immediately figure out a scam and call for accountability of corrupt officials. request
        Victor, hi
        1. Tersky
          Tersky 13 December 2013 13: 18
          +8
          Quote: Vladimirets
          It seems to me that this is a slander.

          Especially on red-haired Tolik, laughing ! He is the uncle of the most honest rules .... wink, Eugene, hi !
      2. Scoun
        Scoun 13 December 2013 15: 59
        +7
        Quote: Tersky
        Add a little more, and Mrs. Vasilyeva will agree to the point that her case is politically motivated

        Yes damn .. no words ....
        Vasilieva and her lawyers are satisfied with the new court decision.

        Insolent ... so much .. that he takes the hell ... as if they don’t know HOW MUCH PEOPLE ARE NOT SATISFIED!
        In Hawaii, the head of the state health department Loretta Fuddy died in a plane crash, who issued a copy of the birth certificate to US President Barack Obama, reports Vesti with reference to ITAR-TASS.

        According to the Los Angeles Times, on December 11, a Cessna light aircraft with nine people on board crashed, eight people were found surviving in the water in life jackets, but one person could not be saved. It turned out to be Loretta Fuddy.

        In general, this American tradition is very well traced from the moment of the "landing of astronauts on the moon" (some participants in the Apollo program died, some in an accident, who suddenly had a seizure) and the murder of John Kennedy, then the special forces who arrested Tsarnaev drown, then the special forces who removed Bin Laden crash, then so inappropriately the films "originals" of the American landing on the moon burn ...
      3. Rusich51
        Rusich51 14 December 2013 09: 27
        +5
        According to the Los Angeles Times, the December 11 light aircraft Cessna, carrying nine people, suffered a catastrophe caused by engine failure. Eight people were found in the water in life jackets by survivors, and one person could not be saved. They turned out to be Loretta Faddi.

        Natural end, Witnesses are not needed.

        - Israel will try to find support from Russia and China if the situation in the Middle East heats up after a default in the United States.

        I don’t know what the Jews think, instead of putting sticks in the wheels of Russia, they would deal with this problem.

        Regarding Taburetkin and Vasilyeva no words, solid mat. Officials do not tease the people. Troubles Russia is not needed.

        Gringos begin to tell the truth only on retirement. They themselves first organized a massacre in Syria, and then they drove a blizzard.


        Regarding perarasts, is it really possible for people to have a veil from their eyes. God forbid if they see.
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 13 December 2013 13: 46
      14
      Police officers suspect one of Rusnano’s directors of involvement in fraud at Li-Ion Technologies
      Innocent, slandered winked

      Vasilieva and her lawyers are satisfied with the new court decision
      Place your bets from which country Russia will demand her deportation. The fig from our "justice" request


      Where the money "leaks", the authors of the report do not specify. There are assumptions about Switzerland ...

      And I'm more interested in the names of those involved in the leak, though that this will change in our country sad

      Default in the USA will equal the dollar with the ruble, Russia will receive the Middle East, Switzerland will introduce the euro, Peter Schiff believes
      Below are his forecasts, if it comes true then it’s possible to erect a monument to him in Russia.

      ... Two residents of Novosibirsk were convicted of collecting and transmitting scientific and technical documentation on dual-use devices to a citizen of one of the countries of the Asia-Pacific region.
      I wonder what country everyone on the site thought about laughing


      In the residential neighborhoods of Adra, militants, among whom there were many Arab mercenaries, massacred immigrants from the Alavite community. The thugs spared neither women nor children. Entire families were slaughtered.

      And Assad will be blamed for this again.

      Homosexual couples must have all the rights and benefits that heterosexuals, the European Court of Justice has ruled. This applies to all EU countries, even those in which same-sex marriage is not recognized. The decision is published on the court’s website,
      Do you still want to join the EU? I think this decision is very important for the collapse of the EU. You can’t imagine any better, different peoples and cultures under one comb.
      1. datur
        datur 14 December 2013 15: 29
        +1
        In the residential neighborhoods of Adra, militants, among whom there were many Arab mercenaries, massacred immigrants from the Alavite community. The thugs spared neither women nor children. Entire families were slaughtered.
        And Assad will be blamed for this again .---- they have already blamed it, the Americans said that the Islamic militants are fighting in Syria, ASSAD is to blame, like that !!!
      2. datur
        datur 14 December 2013 15: 29
        0
        In the residential neighborhoods of Adra, militants, among whom there were many Arab mercenaries, massacred immigrants from the Alavite community. The thugs spared neither women nor children. Entire families were slaughtered.
        And Assad will be blamed for this again .---- they have already blamed it, the Americans said that the Islamic militants are fighting in Syria, ASSAD is to blame, like that !!!
    3. 755962
      755962 13 December 2013 22: 01
      11
      among the snow and ice Santa will have to meet Santa Claus ...



      AND HE WILL GIVE HIM "LIGHT" wassat

      1. alone
        alone 14 December 2013 01: 07
        +2
        this is someone from Santa Claus concocted a Wahhabi. the deer’s severed head is especially frightening. the Wahhabi’s handwriting.
      2. varov14
        varov14 14 December 2013 12: 41
        0
        So the Canadian intelligence agencies scare their own Santa.
    4. Rusich51
      Rusich51 14 December 2013 09: 17
      +5
      Nuland was accompanied by the US ambassador to Ukraine, Jeffrey Payet. The assistant secretary of state spoke to the protesters and handed them cookies, rolls and bread.

      The bad man was still laid and a barrel of jam.
  2. smel
    smel 13 December 2013 12: 11
    +9
    Yeah ... Serdyukovskaya podsilka .. ready for anything, if only to continue to row the loot. Soon he will also submit a lawsuit against all Russians. Getting ready
    1. Civil
      Civil 13 December 2013 12: 17
      25
      Happy Friday 13 Dear Comrades! )
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 13 December 2013 12: 49
        13
        Quote: Civil
        Happy Friday 13 Dear Comrades! )

        Wrong.. No. .. Judging by the picture, it will be more accurate with a "hoe" laughing! Thanks, drinks !
        1. major071
          major071 13 December 2013 12: 54
          15
          I will support comrades!
          1. Jogan-xnumx
            Jogan-xnumx 13 December 2013 20: 29
            +2
            Similarly! drinks
          2. smile
            smile 13 December 2013 23: 18
            +6
            major071
            Yeah ... I see ... judging by the pictures, only I will drink vodka .... a nightmare .... :)))
            1. pensioner
              pensioner 13 December 2013 23: 26
              +6
              Quote: smile
              I will drink vodka only

              Calm down! I also do not recognize half measures. So for us! drinks
              1. smile
                smile 13 December 2013 23: 50
                +4
                pensioner
                O. our man! :))) For us!!! :)))
            2. major071
              major071 13 December 2013 23: 43
              10
              Thu gentlemen! I thought you were already in the cradle. laughing That was just the beginning, now in full rushing continued. drinks I, too, do not recognize half measures, I go for the second half measure.
              Py Sy: if I disappeared from the site, then I still got to the second half-measure. good
              1. pensioner
                pensioner 13 December 2013 23: 48
                +4
                Quote: major071
                I thought you were already in the cradle.

                Schazzzz. My wife Toko Toko fought back ... And my nest egg was repeat... Well ... For biathlon! drinks
                1. major071
                  major071 13 December 2013 23: 51
                  +8
                  For our men! For the gold in the relay! drinks
                  1. pensioner
                    pensioner 13 December 2013 23: 57
                    +4
                    Last time I answered about Kovdor, but you disappeared somewhere. I’m 89-91 there. He worked on business trips at the Kovdorsky GOK. We implemented our equipment there. 3-4 times there was. I went fishing perfectly. A hotel in those days there was one. Overlooking Finland. 2 floor. The Finns built it. I'm lost in my soul there. I have never met such a number of Krantiks in our hotels.
                    1. major071
                      major071 14 December 2013 00: 02
                      +7
                      Last year, I restored the workshop after a fire in the mining and processing complex, then worked with the Germans, and there are now two hotels, one for Lenin and one for Kositsa. I also drove fishing, now I’ll try to set a photo, if I have enough strength
                      1. pensioner
                        pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 04
                        +2
                        Quote: major071
                        Now I’ll try to set the photo, if I have enough strength

                        Tighten up ... It's holy! While you put it in, I'll go scrubbing through the gophers ...
                      2. major071
                        major071 14 December 2013 00: 11
                        +9
                        That's so beautiful, just damn it, I don’t remember the name of the lake, well, I’m not a fisherman! wassat
                      3. major071
                        major071 14 December 2013 00: 16
                        +5
                        Or it’s more beautiful, there’s still sunset, but it’s a long search.
                      4. pensioner
                        pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 17
                        +2
                        Quote: major071
                        I don’t remember the name of the lake

                        Yes, as far as I remember, they remember the names from the horseradish series there! Fish, fish where ??
                      5. major071
                        major071 14 December 2013 00: 23
                        +6
                        About fish then, I still can’t find the photo, but now I’m lying like a word! It was very big.
          3. chehywed
            chehywed 14 December 2013 00: 09
            +8
            Guys, can I get my hands on the edge here? I'm with my ... tea. smile
            1. pensioner
              pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 16
              +3
              Quote: chehywed
              I'm with my ... tea.

              After tea, such a mess in the kitchen is not bred at all ... Stole already: what are you doing so creative with? I just dug up French brandy hidden by my wife (N.Novgorod ...). Unhappy woman. So much work ... Well, for fishing! drinks
            2. major071
              major071 14 December 2013 00: 19
              +7
              A man from Murmansk! And here we remembered for Kovdor about the nature of the Murmansk region! Connect drinks
              1. pensioner
                pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 24
                +3
                Quote: major071
                A man from Murmansk!

                You look !!! For Murmansk and Murmansk region. !! drinks
                1. chehywed
                  chehywed 14 December 2013 00: 37
                  +3
                  Quote: retired
                  You look !!! For Murmansk and Murmansk region!

                  Quote: major071
                  A man from Murmansk! And here we remembered for Kovdor about the nature of the Murmansk region!

                  pensioner, major071I already read for Kovdor and nature. I will always drink for Murmansk and Murmansk! And for you! But a little bit ... drinks
                2. pensioner
                  pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 56
                  +4
                  Quote: chehywed
                  Quote: retired
                  You look !!! For Murmansk and Murmansk region!

                  Quote: major071
                  A man from Murmansk! And here we remembered for Kovdor about the nature of the Murmansk region!

                  pensioner, major071I already read for Kovdor and nature. I will always drink for Murmansk and Murmansk! And for you! But a little bit ... drinks

                  Something quite a bit ... Don’t disgrace the Muromans !! They eat IT for breakfast!
                3. chehywed
                  chehywed 14 December 2013 01: 00
                  +1
                  Quote: retired
                  They eat IT for breakfast!

                  Well! And I just woke up.
                4. pensioner
                  pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 22
                  +2
                  Quote: chehywed
                  And I just woke up.

                  What time of the night do you think? Don’t take care of yourself, my friend! Sleep and only sleep prolongs life! Well, of course fishing ...
                5. chehywed
                  chehywed 14 December 2013 01: 28
                  +3
                  Duc, we have a polar night !!! laughing
      2. pensioner
        pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 32
        +3
        Comrade Major! Allow the captain to contact the reserve! We that: Are you losing ?? Get together! We will also discuss the Orenburg region ...
        1. chehywed
          chehywed 14 December 2013 00: 47
          +2
          Quote: retired
          Fish, fish where ??

          Quote: retired
          We that: Are you losing ?? Get together

          No, no ... I ran for a fish ...
        2. pensioner
          pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 59
          +4
          Reptile !!!! am Fish is my sore spot !!! (after the head ...) For me, fish is like honey for bees ... And in the photo - flounder (or halibut ...) ... Yes? More like halibut. Smoked ... Eat your mind ... I drank from grief ...
        3. chehywed
          chehywed 14 December 2013 01: 12
          +4
          Quote: retired
          ...Yes? More like halibut. Smoked ... Eat your mind ... I drank from grief ...

          Guessed - get a prize! Slicing: toothfish, salmon, halibut ... you can give caviar to a cat. laughing
        4. pensioner
          pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 20
          +2
          Ahhhhhh !!!!!
          Quote: chehywed
          you can give the cat caviar.

          Schazzzzz !!! Sprats will cost. And I tried toothfish for the first time in Kovdor in 1989. Awesome thing! Then by the way, he jumped up sharply in price. It became almost inaccessible ... But we had ... Local took somewhere. They could not be taken away with them, but they ate there completely!
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 36
    +2
    Well ... Alright, alright ... For successfully passing the exam! drinks Today I passed the exam, if that ...
    1. chehywed
      chehywed 14 December 2013 00: 49
      +3
      Oh, and asked "what is the reason?" Congratulations !!! drinks
    2. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 54
      +3
      Not. I have a reason. And what do they have there for the holiday of December 13 ??? Yes, and the exam is so garbage. The most important thing I passed last week was Rostekhnadzor. Well ... For the knowledge! drinks Well, for Murmansk !! drinks I really give in, if that ... Right now I'll try to take a picture from the camera ...
    3. chehywed
      chehywed 14 December 2013 00: 58
      +2
      Quote: retired
      Right now I'll try to take a picture from the camera ...

      Hic ... Do not fall! Hic ... So, what's up with the Orenburg region?
    4. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 09
      +2
      Duc in kmndr there should after NG send - to Dombarovka. The funny thing is that I was there 1 time. We are moving around the country to UAZikes driver. So: that there, that from there I was in a coma. We arrived and settled in a hospitals in a hospitals (they still didn’t want to check me out, I’ve been lazy ...), business trips were noted (thank God I didn’t draw myself in hospitals ...) and said that the work was for an indefinite period. I crossed myself (they said that in that year there were snakes on the gas pipeline - how much horror) and home. In a coma ... In Krasnoufimsk, he only came to his senses ...
    5. chehywed
      chehywed 14 December 2013 01: 25
      +3
      So! With Orenburg it is clear. Another thing is unclear. The description of a business trip is not correlated with the nickname "pensioner". good
    6. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 41
      +3
      Well, to retire, I’m very far away. I will be 15.12.13 years old on 51/4/25 (i.e. Sunday). But I have mountain experience, harmfulness, work in the Moscow Region (teacher. Physics at EVAKU). SoXNUMX, that my wife (and she is literate with me, the head of the department of the regional branch of the social security federal fund) says that she can get me a pension at least right now. And I dream to retire, so that they would not molest. And then at my work (albeit in E-burg, and the Moscow office) above me (a flaw detector engineer) I counted at least XNUMX bosses !!! So, retirement is my dream! And I look, you technically asked everything from me ... Do not we work in intelligence by chance? Come on about yourself! For you! drinks The toast drinks to the bottom!
    7. chehywed
      chehywed 14 December 2013 01: 49
      +1
      drinks
      Quote: retired
      Do we work in intelligence by chance? Come on about yourself

      No, I’m a scout from me, like a bullet from a turd. Technician - ship mechanic. But in aglitski - engineer! 17-th landing in Antwerp. I don’t tease, but I drink beer with a jerky brush. And half a liter of beer to the bottom ... it’s not so belly sagged yet. laughing
    8. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 56
      +2
      Oops!
      Quote: chehywed
      17th landing in Antwerp.

      There are spies with a strong body.
      You have them at the door!
      They are out the window!
      Say what with this thing
      We are done long ago!
      Be strong friend! Well, for allegiance to the oath! drinks You yourself understand: they drink for this unconditionally! I hope for understanding ... It has passed ... In the morning the wife will sniff again! Poor woman! Next year will be 30 years together!
    9. chehywed
      chehywed 14 December 2013 02: 03
      +2
      Quote: retired
      Poor woman! Next year will be 30 years together!

      And rightly so. "Baba change, just lose time" (it will be necessary to bring Egoza into the emergency situation, so as not to read laughing ) We are together 20. drinks
    10. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 10
      +3
      Quote: chehywed
      Egoza will need to in emergency

      Do not. Good woman! Then he turned to her for one reason. I could not help, but I did everything in my power. One medicine in Ukraine asked her to buy. With us, it is being re-registered and not for sale. And there it turns out they did not hear about him at all. Well ... for your round date drinks Ta-a-ak ... Cognac is over ... Well, I still have the remnants of pepper in the books hidden ...
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 03
    +2
    not yet so belly sagged. laughing
    And skill, unfortunately ... In 2004. at the mini factory championship he broke his heel ... The local surgeon did not diagnose a fracture. And I beat 2 games played on injections. Well, then I was not treated for a fracture at all. Now I walk with difficulty on the stairs. I can’t run. With strong blows to the heel - wild pain. I added about 40 kg ... I bought myself a treadmill recently. You can still do something on it ... But I'll lose weight !!!! Well, or I'll die ... Well, let's not talk about sad things! For the Northern Fleet!drinks I took part in improving it a little bit ...
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 02: 10
    +1
    Any friends who are in Thailand? Well, or myself? Moringa capsuleworth a penny. 100pcs in the bank. My mother began to walk without a stick in less than a month.
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 17
    +2
    Quote: chehywed
    Are there any friends who are in Thailand?

    Yes, like someone is driving there ... Yes, I go without a stick! Simply, if it’s hard, when you hit it sharply with your heel, you can lose consciousness from the pain. That’s such garbage ... I’ve been restricted to travel abroad ... Last year I went on a trip. But I do not have a passport abroad. Yes, and tries are not needed. And then at work they quickly rule me either in India, or in Iran with Mexico and Venezuela ... Yes, I really need it !!! I can’t stand the heat. Not to mention that you’ll be alone there ... Yes, you’re crazy! Well, right now they won’t send it. Image ... not the one ...
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 02: 26
    0
    Yes, it's not a stick. Mother got out of bed in the morning for half an hour, such were pains. And recently she called, said that she herself had not noticed how she got up and went in the morning. Try it. And what if?
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 32
    +1
    What is this substance? They rub it, drink it, or something else?
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 02: 37
    +1
    They drink it. Capsules For treatment of 2 in the morning and 2 in the evening. For prophylaxis by 1. Googling. There is information on the internet.
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 44
    +2
    Well ... I don’t believe in miracle cures actually ... But you can try. If only the nails did not fall off then ... Well ... Let's not talk about sad things. What are we flying on? Obviously, not on our sides, right? And in our time, Tu-134 flew from Sverdlovsk. Flight Sverdlovsk-Arkhangelsk - Murmansk. Tut3 years ago from Moscow flew to Tu-134 to Ukhta. I felt much more comfortable than on Eurobass, where I flew to Moscow. And it was cooler. And in the Eurobass, the stuffiness was such that even passengers began to resent.
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 03: 01
    +1
    Quote: retired
    If only the nails did not fall off then

    Maximum turn green. laughing
    Quote: retired
    What are we flying on?

    On motor ships. belay
    Quote: retired
    I don’t believe in miracle cures actually

    Me too. It's not a panacea, but having legs seems to really help. And it costs 150-200 p.
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 06
    +2
    Quote: chehywed
    On motor ships.

    belay Sorry. I do not understand your naval humor.fool
    Quote: chehywed
    And it costs 150-200 p.

    Good cure. I like... repeat
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 03: 10
    +2
    Quote: retired
    Did not understand your naval humor

    Yes, I am a civilian! Ship mechanic. Although ... I would be glad if our military commanders fly to replace Antwerp ... in the Brussels region. laughing
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 18
    +2
    Quote: chehywed
    Yes, I am a civilian!

    Well done! So go on! Not about the first comer about service on PRKSN to extend.
    Quote: chehywed
    Antwerp ... Brussels region.
    Join. Later. When they degenerate thoroughly ... Well, for the Civil (like civil — why don’t we understand, or what?) Fleet! drinks 15 drops. Sort ... Another 3-4 toast will be ...
  • chehywed
    chehywed 14 December 2013 03: 27
    0
    Quote: retired
    15 drops. We're going to go ... More on 3-4 toast will

    ... The beer is ending. If I go to the loggia to grab ... Ahhh! Burnt shed, burn and hut! Enough for our age! fellow
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 32
    +1
    Quote: chehywed
    Burnt shed, burn and hut!

    I can only help extinguish a fire mentally. I hope it helps ... But let's not talk about sad things! Behind
    Quote: chehywed
    for grab
    him, darling! drinks
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 01: 04
    +2
    I don’t ... I didn’t understand: how to find the camera ... There are several types of computer users: beginner, confident, advanced, professional ... My type is not described in the literature: hopeless ...
  • smile
    smile 13 December 2013 23: 53
    +3
    major071
    I have in Kaliningrad 22:53. Traditionally, people slide to the festival by 23:00 :))) Already in the kitchen they rustle. :)))
    1. major071
      major071 13 December 2013 23: 56
      +7
      Well, like a pensioner, I have the same time - 01: 55, everyone crawled away, only persistent ones remained. And-and-to, i.e. I! wassat
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 14 December 2013 00: 02
        +3
        I don’t understand anything what ! What kind of holiday do you all have?
    2. pensioner
      pensioner 13 December 2013 23: 59
      +2
      Quote: smile
      . Traditionally, people slide down to the festival by 23:00

      Vova, what kind of holiday is December 13? Oh well ... For the swimmers! Also gold today at the European Championship! drinks
      1. smile
        smile 14 December 2013 02: 03
        +5
        pensioner
        For the slow-witted, I explain ... I live alone ... in a three-story building ... since there are not so many people who respect me ... :)))) the people gather regularly from me .... alone and the same ..... if I interfere with them - they carefully immobilize me, put me in a warm place, and continue the holiday ... regardless of the red days ... and the holiday was gathered at my former snotty commander, who became one when the normal ones ended .... everything is older than me ... some are very much ... well, in general, we have such a tradition ..... for swimmers !!!! :))))
        You would know how caring they are ...... I have two marriages and now people are worried about this topic and are trying to fix the situation .... honestly I’ll tell you it's hard .... :))) you never even suspected. that they can be so caring .... and given the age ... so mom-like .... :)))) mom, the whole gang that got to her, loves and respects, and together with her they figure out how I should educate .... :))) louts ....
        1. Lesnik
          Lesnik 14 December 2013 02: 08
          +4
          It's good for you to have a "cup of tea" .... swimmers good drinks
          1. pensioner
            pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 29
            +3
            Quote: Forestman
            .... swimmers

            Yeah ... Swimmers ... Yes, I can only dive. Well, emerge to the surface. And I swim well only in one style: in a life jacket ... For safety on the waters drinks !
          2. Lesnik
            Lesnik 14 December 2013 02: 41
            +2
            Yeah ... something to me is
            Quote: retired
            Yes, I can only dive. Well, emerge to the surface.

            reminds me of my com. reap. He also liked to say ... "you are professionals and I am an amateur ... I love this business" and after these words, people felt uncomfortable laughing
            Keep drinks for safety not only on the waters laughing
          3. pensioner
            pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 47
            +3
            Well ... For safety in a broad sense! drinks The pepper dressing ends ... ... And the balcony (where I still have it hidden) zmerzzzz ... Well, what ... We will grind! 15 cap.
          4. Lesnik
            Lesnik 14 December 2013 02: 59
            +1
            Good luck ... I already chose the norm laughing
          5. pensioner
            pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 03
            +2
            Quote: Forestman
            Good luck ... I already chose the norm

            Good night ONE again !!! Well. For loneliness! drinks
  • pensioner
    pensioner 14 December 2013 02: 27
    +4
    Quote: smile
    Since there are not so many people who respect me ...:

    Do not be shy! drinks I always read your thoughts with pleasure. Well ... For a second marriage! drinks
    1. smile
      smile 14 December 2013 02: 56
      +2
      pensioner
      Damn ... nice ... but not for the second - for the third !!!! :))))
    2. Lesnik
      Lesnik 14 December 2013 03: 01
      +3
      It's nice to get married .... but don't get married laughing
    3. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 04
      +2
      Ugh damn it! It’s easy to miscalculate with you ... Well then: For the third! drinks
    4. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 03: 56
      +3
      Hmmm ... Again: alright ... Well, not a thing ... And so nni what is left .. Well ... Over the morning! drinks "And drank it immediately!" - V. Erofeev ...
    5. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 04: 14
      +4
      Well, okay ... The last time I ask: are there live alcoholics (household drunks who accidentally tried alcohol just today, drank "for company", drank alcohol exclusively for research purposes, etc.) on the site or not? Well, okay ... I'll drink 15 drops. And it seems like I still have 5 drops ... Well, for the "Military Review" !!! drinks Before me, it seemed there were no drunks ... Well ... With someone, this topic was supposed to start ...
    6. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 04: 32
      +5
      Good night everybody!
    7. Lesnik
      Lesnik 14 December 2013 13: 17
      +3
      Good morning..... hi ..... To use is not a sin .... The main thing is that the mood during the process is good wink
    8. pensioner
      pensioner 14 December 2013 13: 54
      +2
      Quote: Forestman
      The main thing is that the mood during the process is good
      hi And in the morning so good repeat .
    9. Lesnik
      Lesnik 14 December 2013 14: 00
      +2
      Totally agree with you hi
  • seller trucks
    seller trucks 13 December 2013 13: 53
    +7
    corporate, today, already started, dying but not giving up
  • knn54
    knn54 13 December 2013 14: 12
    +7
    -Civil: Friday the 13th dear comrades!
    Judging by the picture, with the JOURNEY.
    -Satisfied Vasilyeva.
    This is not corruption, this is the mafia.
    -Russia, monetary and "dirty."
    If money is dirty from Russia, then why does Switzerland accept it ???
    “Do not hope that once you take advantage of Russia's weakness, you will receive dividends forever. Russians always come for their money ”...
    Otto von Bismarck about Russia.
    - Ruble equal to the dollar.
    Why does the ruble equal the dollar? The reliability of the currency is determined not by its exchange rate, but by the political and economic STABILITY of the country.
    When (in the 70s) we had $ 3 worth ~ 2 rubles (purely for risk), in New York on the black market the Soviet ruble check of Vneshpostsorgov, on the contrary, cost 60 dollars 64 cents at that time, that is, the market price of the dollar in the USA there was not even 40 kopecks, but less than XNUMX kopecks.
    -Nephew destroyed uncle.
    SIMPLY The head of state put the fight against corruption and his authority among the people higher than family nepotism and theft of funds.
    -In India, homosexuality has again become a crime.
    Even in this, the Indians got ahead of us.
    -In Britain, Scientology is officially recognized as a religion.
    From a sect to a recognized religion. The West is going crazy.
    Scottish army.
    The sight of the Scottish paratroopers descending from the sky is able to demoralize an adequate fighter.
    - Tajik censors "baptized" Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
    Must be Kolotun Babay!
    It’s time, however, for newcomers with a non-Slavic appearance to call Basurmans - according to the tradition of their ancestors.
    -Feeding cookies.
    Who would have thrown brains to them.
    Santa Claus vs. Santa Claus.
    SUPPORT Santa Claus!
    PS Regarding Syria. As in the classics - the West has carved itself.
    PP.S Punishment for reading the Bible in Saudi Arabia. The right hand is crushed. Four fingers and a thumb cut to the bones 40 or 50 times. Muscles and nerves are torn to make hands useless in the future. In addition, the punishment is carried out in unsanitary conditions, which leads to infection.
    1. Nymp
      Nymp 13 December 2013 17: 45
      +4
      Nikolay, I agree with every point! Salute to the like-minded! drinks I wanted to reply only to this line
      Quote: knn54
      -In India, homosexuality has again become a crime.
      Even in this, the Indians got ahead of us.

      So after all, on the part of Putin, there was a hint to return the article for sodomy. The Duma will not support it, there (in the Duma) the sight of orientation has long been knocked down. They will not introduce laws against themselves. bully
  • Gato
    Gato 13 December 2013 16: 16
    +4
    Quote: Civil
    Happy Friday 13 Dear Comrades! )

    laughing I will quote Oleg:
    We’ll add one more reason in order to prefer healthy food to “fast food”.
    drinks
  • APES
    APES 13 December 2013 13: 14
    +2
    Quote: smel
    Soon he will also submit a lawsuit


    probably - the lawsuit will be for lost profits ........
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  • Genur
    Genur 13 December 2013 16: 02
    +1
    About Vasilyeva and her good
    http://news.rambler.ru/22650095/
    1. Genur
      Genur 13 December 2013 16: 38
      +4
      ... 1173 units of various gold items with diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, expensive watches, as well as simple jewelry with semiprecious stones. Experts estimated these jewelry at 127 million rubles.
      ... 100 rubles apiece ....
  • Stiletto
    Stiletto 13 December 2013 12: 11
    16
    "A default in the US will equalize the dollar with the ruble, Russia will get the Middle East, Switzerland will introduce the euro, says Peter Schiff."

    Oleg for the mosaic - thank you, Peter Schiff, if his predictions come true, I’m ready to roll a liter bubble! Well, it is possible and vice versa: liter - Oleg, Schiff - thanks laughing
    1. Mart
      13 December 2013 12: 56
      10
      Quote: Stiletto
      Oleg for the mosaic - thank you, Peter Schiff, if his predictions come true, I’m ready to roll a liter bubble! Well, it is possible and vice versa: liter - Oleg, Schiff - thanks


      drinks
    2. IRBIS
      IRBIS 13 December 2013 15: 29
      +4
      Quote: Stiletto
      Peter Schiff, if his predictions come true, is ready to roll out a liter bubble!

      Alexey! A man is likely to die from a drink if his prognosis comes true. Let's regret it, let it continue to predict.
      1. Gato
        Gato 13 December 2013 16: 19
        +4
        Let's regret it, let it continue to predict

        Is it from one liter then? Well, just keep warm before the new forecast repeat
        1. Stiletto
          Stiletto 13 December 2013 16: 56
          +3
          Quote: Gato
          Is it from one liter then? Well, just keep warm before the new forecast


          Yes, IRBIS is right, perhaps. Somehow I didn’t think about "what is great for a Russian, then death for a German" laughing
          1. Gato
            Gato 13 December 2013 20: 13
            +1
            Quote: Stiletto
            then the German - death

            But Oleg (I hope) is not German. And the Russian people. Oleg! Mentally with you! drinks
            1. Stiletto
              Stiletto 15 December 2013 12: 59
              0
              Quote: Gato
              But Oleg (I hope) is not German. And the Russian people. Oleg! Mentally with you!


              Oleg is undoubtedly our man. I had in mind Peter Schiff - he can get lost in a liter)))
  • svp67
    svp67 13 December 2013 12: 11
    +8
    Two residents of Novosibirsk were convicted of collecting and transmitting scientific and technical documentation on dual-use devices to a citizen of one of the countries of the Asia-Pacific region.
    What kind of POLITES? Say directly "THE INFORMATION SOLD FOR YUANI - CHINA". And if this is not the case, then even more so there is NOTHING TO HIDE ...
    1. Sashkessss
      Sashkessss 13 December 2013 14: 41
      +2
      "Yesterday, at an unspecified time of day, one creature did something to another creature, from which that creature died on the spot. Details are not disclosed."
    2. Jogan-xnumx
      Jogan-xnumx 13 December 2013 20: 43
      +1
      Quote: svp67
      Well, what POLITES?

      Yeah. Yes, so cruel ... belay
      Siberians announced official warnings. As for the foreign citizen to whom information was transmitted, he was convicted of smuggling and expelled from Russia.

      And under Lawrence Palych, the Chinese did not "xerilize" anything of ours. He somehow knew how to do without such extremes as official warnings ... lol
  • makarov
    makarov 13 December 2013 12: 12
    +7
    Today, the genies are banned, and tomorrow, jeans will be banned ... although hell knows what kind of genies are in question (?). an Uzbek trader in the market, selling goods with laziness, was chattering, explaining to others that he was giving out genies ... for someone they find themselves in a cesspool, and for someone in their head, the east is a delicate matter,
    1. Tersky
      Tersky 13 December 2013 13: 24
      +5
      Quote: makarov
      an Uzbek merchant in the market, selling goods with a lazy fart, explaining to others that he was giving out genies ...

      Politically correct Uzbek, however, laughing ! It's just not clear what the people around were doing there, in theory, after giving freedom to the "genies" there shouldn't be anyone within a radius of 50 meters, laughing !
      1. major071
        major071 13 December 2013 13: 46
        +6
        It depends on what kind of "genies" laughing Some are quiet, but hefty bad, while others loudly announce their coming to the sinful earth. wassat
        1. Igor39
          Igor39 13 December 2013 16: 11
          +2
          Yes, there may have been demons, but they self-destructed!
          From the film "Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession" laughing
  • pensioner
    pensioner 13 December 2013 12: 14
    +5
    Thank you Oleg !!
    Quote: makarov
    Police officers suspect one of the RUSNANO directors of involvement in fraud at the Li-Ion Technologies company, NTV reports citing Interfax.

    Has it really begun?
    1. Stiletto
      Stiletto 13 December 2013 12: 23
      +5
      Quote: retired
      Has it really begun?


      No, it has not begun. Everyone has long been suspected of suspecting, only these things, as practice shows, end with farce. hi
  • svp67
    svp67 13 December 2013 12: 15
    +5
    “These fabulous characters and attributes of the holiday, in particular, the Christmas tree, are not directly related to our national traditions, although there is nothing wrong with them,” he said.
    And this is SYMPTOM ...
    1. Tersky
      Tersky 13 December 2013 13: 39
      +9
      Quote: svp67
      And this is SYMPTOM ...

      Not.., No., ... There is simply no one to celebrate
      , laughing !
  • svp67
    svp67 13 December 2013 12: 20
    11
    Feeding cookies.

    1. Proud.
      Proud. 13 December 2013 22: 10
      +4
      Quote: svp67
      Feeding cookies.
      I just recently watched this film with my son. My son was not interested, but as in childhood I was worried about Kibalchish.
    2. Victor-M
      Victor-M 13 December 2013 22: 59
      +7
      Quote: svp67
      Feeding cookies.


      Like Chubais, an infection.
      1. ded10041948
        ded10041948 14 December 2013 10: 04
        0
        Right! Red in childhood!
    3. Sandov
      Sandov 15 December 2013 20: 39
      0
      Nuland State Department noted on the Maidan, ran with cookies. The Yankees are getting mad however.
  • Same lech
    Same lech 13 December 2013 12: 22
    +8
    Loretta Fuddy, who issued a copy of the birth certificate to US President Barack Obama

    As she fell into disaster on time, now OBAMA has not asked an uncomfortable question (a witness in the next world will not give evidence)
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 13 December 2013 12: 25
    12
    Russia, monetary and dirty. Haha, in my opinion the whole world knows that, on the contrary, all thieves' loot of the world sits in Switzerland.
    1. Nymp
      Nymp 13 December 2013 17: 51
      +2
      Valentine, everything is correct! Only gentlemen with well-fed Switzerland now want to be white and fluffy, and the best way to protect this is an attack! And they attacked the one at whose expense they basically fatten like that!
  • pensioner
    pensioner 13 December 2013 12: 27
    +5
    Nephew destroyed uncle.
    I understand my nephew very well! Do not hell with tips to climb, especially if you are not asked !! I also sometimes want to shoot advisers. am And I really want to ...
    1. S-200
      S-200 13 December 2013 15: 01
      +6
      Quote: retired
      I understand my nephew very well! Do not hell with tips to climb, especially if you are not asked !! I also sometimes want to shoot advisers. And I really want to ...

      hi I'll correctly got it
      and you have no uncles left ... wink
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 13 December 2013 19: 53
        +4
        Quote: S-200
        Did I understand you correctly ?
        and you have no uncles left ...

        laughing My uncles (blessed memory of them) were silent people and did not reach anyone with advice. But she wants to shoot the current young and early God sometimes! am
        1. chehywed
          chehywed 13 December 2013 21: 42
          +6
          Quote: retired
          My uncles (blessed memory of them) were silent by people ...


          - Girl! Do not eat so many sweets! You ruin your skin, figure, spoil your health and die early.
          - And my grandfather lived 94 of the year.
          - So what? Did he eat sweets all the time?
          - No, I just didn’t get into my own business.
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 13 December 2013 12: 33
    +2
    UN inspectors confirmed that chemical weapons were used in Syria in five of the seven alleged cases. As we already got such stupid reports, especially when they really cannot say who used it, they would have quickly destroyed this chemical weapon, only this report interests me.
    1. Stanislas
      Stanislas 13 December 2013 16: 50
      +2
      Quote: ZU-23
      cannot say who applied it

      But they say that "both civilians and soldiers of the government army were injured." Supporters of Assad's punishment say that he used chemical weapons against his own army and civilians, if only to cross the "red line", so he wanted ... Mass compulsory psychiatric assistance to the Amers would not hurt.
      1. ded10041948
        ded10041948 14 December 2013 10: 07
        0
        They do not have enough psychiatrists. Not a prestigious profession!
  • pensioner
    pensioner 13 December 2013 12: 33
    +7
    Collecting evidence, the British Queen made notes on the inside of the cups.
    Just did not try to weigh? And then all of a sudden: shrink-utruska and as a result innocent people were slandered ... And the queen is well done! Clearing a clearing!
    1. S-200
      S-200 13 December 2013 14: 41
      +3
      Senile senility at Liza’s grandfather grows stronger . request
      and in his crown bruliants Has she already reweighed?
      God forbid we live before
    2. IRBIS
      IRBIS 13 December 2013 15: 36
      +5
      Quote: retired
      .A well done queen! Clearing a clearing!

      What an insidious aunt, Elizabeth, however ... I walked and secretly scribbled on silver - I made marks! The old woman has nothing more to do, the only entertainment is guarding the puff to eat on the royal nuts ...
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 13 December 2013 17: 04
        +3
        Quote: IRBIS
        I went and secretly scratched my silver fingernail

        Somehow it was unhygienic ... Not tolerant ... What if AIDS itself, or worse, scabies. And innocent people will suffer later ...
  • Valery Neonov
    Valery Neonov 13 December 2013 12: 37
    +2
    Police officers suspect one of the directors of Rusnano - why only one .. request

    America needs mass psychiatry.-From it came to them, in Congress to conduct psychiatric treatment in the first place.

    The United States may impose sanctions against Ukraine.- WHAT SANCTIONS, what is there to introduce Ukraine already in g.ov.e. at the very top, it will not be worse.
    Feeding cookies.- diplomatic demarche, otherwise you will not name ...

    Incoming Nemtsov.- no one needs, neither in Russia, nor in Ukraine, a man began to play. laughing

    And not so long ago, the formidable Senator McCain wrote:"The Russians deserve a better ruler than Putin. Americans don't deserve a better ruler than Obama."-so take it seriously is not worth it ... wink
    1. 10kAzAk01
      10kAzAk01 13 December 2013 13: 34
      +6
      The Security Service of Ukraine banned the entry to the country of the former Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, deputy of the Yaroslavl Regional Duma Boris Nemtsov

      reminiscent of a retired prostitute
      1. IGS
        IGS 14 December 2013 16: 32
        0
        Why only "reminds" ??? laughing
    2. IGS
      IGS 13 December 2013 14: 02
      +4
      WHAT SANCTIONS, what is there to introduce Ukraine already in

      They won’t give cookies ... sad.... sadness ...
    3. Stanislas
      Stanislas 13 December 2013 16: 55
      +2
      Quote: Valery Neonov
      Feeding cookies.-diplomatic demarche, otherwise you will not name ...

      I carried a barrel of jam and a barrel of cookies, but in Borispol they jammed it ...
  • TUNISIA
    TUNISIA 13 December 2013 12: 39
    15
    Official warnings have been announced to Siberians.

    For treason caution? Not a damn ourselves, we have become tolerant and democratic!
    In India, homosexuality again became a crime.

    We also need to return 121 of the Criminal Code!
    Homosexual couples must have all rights and benefits

    They must have each other and nothing more! They should not even have a driver’s license! And then wherever you look - there are only p ... races on the road!
    London Supreme Court rules Scientology recognized as religion

    I wonder how they will go crazy tomorrow, what else will come up laughing
    Russia may lower prices for gas supplied to Ukraine

    It would be better inside Russia to lower prices for their population!
    US Vice President Joe Biden Pledges $ 100 Million to Improve Mental Health Care in the Country

    I propose still to chip in the whole world for a good deed lol

    For the review, as always, 5 +++ drinks
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets 13 December 2013 12: 49
      +6
      Quote: TUNISIA
      London Supreme Court rules Scientology recognized as religion
      I wonder how they will go crazy tomorrow, what else will come up

      Tomorrow they will decide that marriages can be entered into by philatelic societies, anonymous alcoholics and sports clubs. wink
  • Bort radist
    Bort radist 13 December 2013 12: 40
    +6
    In Kemerovo, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden were made of concrete. Grass around - where did they snow. America is trying to disrupt the winter Olympics? Janitors are happy. laughing
    1. 311ove
      311ove 13 December 2013 13: 22
      +2
      Nor did the Americans miss themselves by Sochi ... laughing
  • pensioner
    pensioner 13 December 2013 12: 40
    10
    The Security Service of Ukraine banned the entry to the country of the former Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, deputy of the Yaroslavl Regional Duma Boris Nemtsov
    Well done! You have Judas there and have enough of your own ...
    1. Gato
      Gato 13 December 2013 16: 24
      +5
      Quote: retired
      Well done! You have Judas there and have enough of your own ...

      More than.
      It is not clear why then freely let Nuland, psheks and other integrators. request
      1. pensioner
        pensioner 13 December 2013 17: 50
        +5
        Quote: Gato
        It is not clear why then freely let Nuland, psheks and other integrators.

        Well ... These grandmothers have, and the level is diplomatic. The Foreign Ministry is engaged in these. And this one is simpler, and he himself is taken in Europe. Look, even Lithuania asked last year for money for the revolution! Not allowed...
      2. Egoza
        Egoza 13 December 2013 18: 19
        +1
        Quote: Gato
        It is not clear why then freely let Nuland, psheks and other integrators.

        They managed to slip through earlier! And do not leave! It was Nemtsov who wandered back and forth! As a result, I got caught! And generally they insured themselves! Otherwise, our "Ukrainians" and Nemtsov will declare the "hand of Moscow"
        1. Gato
          Gato 13 December 2013 20: 00
          +2
          Quote: Egoza
          Otherwise, our "Ukrainians" and Nemtsov will declare the "hand of Moscow"

          It will become of them. It seems to me that in the "revolutionary" frenzy, they no longer distinguish between their own and others.
          PS Dear Fidget, I almost always like your comments. Signing up to your fans love .
          1. Egoza
            Egoza 13 December 2013 21: 14
            +2
            Quote: Gato
            Signing up to your fans

            Thanks! I will try to justify the trust! repeat
            1. Gato
              Gato 14 December 2013 03: 05
              +1
              Quote: Egoza
              Thanks! I will try to justify the trust!

              And I will be your squire soldier
    2. Sandov
      Sandov 15 December 2013 20: 44
      0
      Biden the lunatic today replaced this nuland on the Maidan.
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 13 December 2013 12: 41
    +4
    McCain the old rooster reminded of himself, he decided to support the freedom of the American lawlessness on the Maidan, and if you say lawlessness slow down, then we will additionally sanction you.
  • MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 13 December 2013 12: 42
    +5
    Nuland was accompanied by the US ambassador to Ukraine, Jeffrey Payet. The assistant secretary of state spoke with the protesters and divided them cookies, rolls and bread. The protesters greeted the American with joyful cries, and some chanted: "God bless you." Victoria Nuland went up to the internal troops. They smiled and took cookies from her.

    Here they are feeding gingerbread ....

    The formidable senator wrote: “We will closely monitor the struggle of Ukrainians for their freedom and justice. We will demand an answer for all crimes committed against Ukrainians who are peacefully fighting to fulfill their basic rights. ”

    And now they are already starting to wave with a whip (supposedly to the foot) .. laughing
    "Divide and Conquer!" is being implemented now in Ukraine ... Eh Slavs ...
    1. heathen
      heathen 13 December 2013 14: 59
      12
      Nothing changes. A barrel of jam and a basket of cookies are still in use.
      1. Genur
        Genur 13 December 2013 16: 17
        +2
        Once an example was set by Raisa Gorbacheva ... Giving confrontations to Leningrad children on Nevsky ...
      2. pribolt
        pribolt 14 December 2013 20: 33
        +3
        Welcome Ukraine!
  • tilovaykrisa
    tilovaykrisa 13 December 2013 12: 42
    10
    In short, let us add, the United States will soon turn into a country of uncontrollable rampage.

    Already turned, but this is a dangerous fucker crazy.
    1. Committee
      Committee 13 December 2013 13: 23
      +2
      Also with powerful nuclear weapons ...
  • Humpty
    Humpty 13 December 2013 12: 44
    +9
    Tajik censors "crossed" Father Frost and Snow Maiden.

    And at this time, Narkohorahmon appointed his son as the main kurbashi in customs.
    1. Committee
      Committee 13 December 2013 13: 20
      +8
      It is alarming that Tajikistan is becoming a radical Islamic country, and yet we saw it as a buffer zone from unbridled Islamism, which made it easier for us to maintain the southern borders.
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 13 December 2013 12: 46
    +4
    The Jews explained to the Americans that they do not know how to count. In general, the allies begin to slip on each other, I respect this topic.
  • sigizmund472
    sigizmund472 13 December 2013 12: 49
    0
    Quote: retired
    Has it really begun?

    Yeah, it started! Glory to you, Lord! Now you will have to wait a long couple of days and it's over! laughing
    1. Kibalchish
      Kibalchish 13 December 2013 12: 53
      -2
      Unfortunately, it will not end
      1. Encoder
        Encoder 13 December 2013 13: 31
        10
        Well then, unfortunately then? What is our president in China (or nearby somewhere where hieroglyphs use) respected? And this summer, portraits were hung out in a number of cities in Italy and France. And why regret it? Or do you prefer if Obama will be everywhere. But the Americans are not embarrassed by the names of their presidents whatever they want to call.
  • Valery Neonov
    Valery Neonov 13 December 2013 12: 49
    17
    Scottish army.-what for???? Who needs them ...

    A ruble equal to a dollar.-No, no, it’s not rolling ... It should be like this:
    1. HAM
      HAM 13 December 2013 13: 17
      +1
      + "product number 2"
    2. Gato
      Gato 14 December 2013 11: 33
      0
      Quote: Valery Neonov
      Scottish Army. Why ???? Who needs them ...

      To disorient the enemy with skirts (sorry - kilts) wassat
  • ZU-23
    ZU-23 13 December 2013 12: 59
    +7
    America needs mass psychiatry. These are the most golden words, with them you need to start any article about the Americans' tricks and the Eurobroker there, by the way.
  • major071
    major071 13 December 2013 13: 05
    20
    Santa Claus against Santa Claus.

    What for the North Pole, figs you:
    1. ZU-23
      ZU-23 13 December 2013 13: 21
      +7
      Also categorically against Santa Claus, we have the coolest Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, otherwise today Santa Claus is euromaidan tomorrow. Santa Claus let it go in porn movies laughing
      1. polly
        polly 13 December 2013 13: 55
        11
        And here's a nice old postcard in the subject ...
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    3. antibanukurayza
      antibanukurayza 13 December 2013 13: 58
      +3
      Russian Santa Claus looks more impressive and powerful near a foreign car Santa :)
    4. max702
      max702 13 December 2013 22: 39
      0
      Another such option
  • klavyr
    klavyr 13 December 2013 13: 10
    +4
    I am very glad for the Indians and Australians, I can congratulate, and according to McCain, peacefully fighting for basic rights is throwing the enemy with Molotov Cocktails, but I wonder what will happen to those who throw a Molotov cocktail at the police, say, in America or in Europe?
  • Alex_Popovson
    Alex_Popovson 13 December 2013 13: 11
    +1
    "Homosexual couples should have all the rights and benefits." They won't play enough, it's all sad
  • Encoder
    Encoder 13 December 2013 13: 12
    +1
    Quote: A very strange decision, we add from ourselves, for an organization that is fighting AIDS. After all, "same-sex" just represent the first risk group.

    Well here is strange. The authorities attacked the holy. What will they fight with?
  • JonnyT
    JonnyT 13 December 2013 13: 12
    +2
    Canada will protect Klaus)))))) Hmm, the obvious degradation of Canadian politicians on the face can not come up with anything sensible)))))
    When America speaks about the people of Ukraine, whom does she mean? Homosexual Klitschko, corrupt, homeless bknenderow
  • Committee
    Committee 13 December 2013 13: 17
    +2
    Apparently, our neighbors believe that we are so weak that we can not be put into anything. Canada's North Claim is something! We need an "asymmetrical answer", these dwarfs are fed up. Pugs barking at an elephant.
    1. Black
      Black 13 December 2013 15: 28
      +4
      Quote: Committee
      Canada's North Claim is something! Need an "asymmetrical answer"

      Do you propose to shift the pole to the region of Quebec?
  • Volodya Sibiryak
    Volodya Sibiryak 13 December 2013 13: 19
    +1
    It is recognized, Skolkovo, as words are synonyms of embezzlement.
  • officer29
    officer29 13 December 2013 13: 20
    +2
    Switzerland will introduce the euro. Well surprised so surprised! After the Greek crisis, the Czech Republic refused to introduce the euro, Germany and France thought about leaving the euro zone, and Switzerland will introduce? Why does she need this smut? fool
  • 311ove
    311ove 13 December 2013 13: 25
    +1
    In how, and the queen is still Squirrel laughing ... or gold nuts there wassat ... Thanks for the review!
  • Alex66
    Alex66 13 December 2013 13: 25
    +2
    “They were able to convince a court in which the prosecutor's office demanded a 20-year sentence that their ward was a victim of a society of general consumption, wealth and luxury, which had been surrounded since childhood.”
    Well, it's just something, i.e. if your parents have several million, then you are a victim and you can be driven high. Well, actually we have it, but still not so openly, we come up with other reasons.
  • Tony tomahawk
    Tony tomahawk 13 December 2013 13: 28
    10
    The USA is already furious that they are so openly meddling in Ukraine’s affairs, okay, Europe openly intervenes in internal affairs and brings money to the opposition (okay, in the sense that this is not news, but that it’s all openly - just rudeness and disrespect) , so now the United States fits into all this, they still blame Russia for what they themselves are doing.
  • kaktus
    kaktus 13 December 2013 13: 29
    +1
    "He was denied cash bonuses for newlyweds in France."
    It's all about the money! and then: "love-carrots ... love "
  • JIaIIoTb
    JIaIIoTb 13 December 2013 13: 35
    +3
    Canadian debaters claiming the North Pole have forgotten, let us add that in the midst of the snow and ice, Santa will have to meet with Santa Claus ...

    Santa Claus uniform is not suitable for the North Pole laughing
    Then they will say that they have grenades of the wrong system laughing

    Happy New Year to you all!
  • Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 13 December 2013 13: 35
    +5
    Quote: "In a resolution adopted by MEPs on December 12, the European Parliament recommended that the Ukrainian authorities hold elections in the country ..."
    Quote: At the same time, the authors of the resolution expressed dissatisfaction with the "pressure of Russia" on Ukraine and other countries of the Eastern Partnership.

    The cynicism of European politicians goes beyond all limits. The EU "bad guys" do not get off the Maidan barricades, openly support the opposition, in front of the Ukrainian government. No sovereign state remembers such humiliation. And with all this, they bark about Russia's "pressure" on Ukraine. The unscrupulousness of Europeans no longer surprises anyone. It's just disgusting to look at these people ...
    1. Jogan-xnumx
      Jogan-xnumx 13 December 2013 21: 30
      +1
      Quote: Ivanovich47
      The unscrupulousness of Europeans no longer surprises anyone.

      Unfortunately, the lack of principle of foreign "democrats" is directly related to the lack of principle and spinelessness of power in Ukraine. request They would have tried something similar with buns in Belarus! Dad would quickly organize a "warm" reception for them on the bunk. good Or they would have driven us all the way to the border.
      And here Yanek only for his loot but for his own skin bzdit. Country for them is only a feeding trough, no more ... sad
  • Alex66
    Alex66 13 December 2013 13: 37
    +6
    Vasilyeva and her lawyers are pleased with the new court decision. After the meeting, Vasilyeva said: "That decision was illegal, with numerous violations."
    Well, yes, she’s the same victim (like a guy from America), a dad tormented from childhood, who gave her an apartment, bought her a lot of gold and generally fulfilled all her whims, on which she undermined her health and already has no strength to sit at home. She has black caviar washed down with champagne. The vile little people are also to blame for giving her expensive gifts and the bundles of bucks that she put in the mailbox, which she took for ignorance.
  • major071
    major071 13 December 2013 13: 37
    12
    Thanks for the review!
    Jews explained to Americans that they do not know how to count

    Two nations: one can only divide and subtract, and the second multiply and add. Guess where?
    In India, homosexuality again became a crime.

    But in Europe it’s the opposite, soon normal family values ​​will be declared a crime.
    Scottish army.

    The Scottish army in a strong wind still looks awesome (from KVN)
    Santa Claus and Snegurochka were excluded from the New Year programs of state television channels in Tajikistan.

    Now, Happy New Year to Tajik children will be congratulated by his grandfather Zhar and his granddaughter Sandbox.
    Incoming Nemtsov.

    It was necessary to close his entrance to Russia and back, let him sit in Borispol or fly between Kiev and Moscow as in the film "The Adventures of Italians in Russia"
  • kaktus
    kaktus 13 December 2013 13: 37
    +2
    "The court's decision states:" Religion cannot be recognized solely on the basis of whether it proclaims a supreme deity. The opposite in modern society can be considered discrimination. Registration authorities cannot make decisions based on the interpretation of theological subtleties. "

    Urgently! To everyone! Admission to the sect of Musi witnesses is announced! Recruits are required to acknowledge the presence of Musa, her three-color and fluffiness (photo is sent on request). The cleaning of the muslin tray is carried out personally by the head of the sect (well, of course, this is me!) For everyone who tries to object, we hug and hiss. smile
  • Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 13 December 2013 13: 40
    +4
    Quote: Canadian debaters claiming the North Pole have forgotten, let us add that in the midst of the snow and ice, Santa will have to meet with Santa Claus ...

    And our Grandfather Frost can move on a nuclear submarine (so that kids could bring gifts faster). This nuclear submarine has "gifts" for those who like to capture the North Pole. So, we convey our New Year's greetings to the gentlemen of Canadians and gentle warnings (holiday)
  • Old Cynic
    Old Cynic 13 December 2013 13: 44
    +2
    “Mein Kampf”: a ban in the future tense.

    Extremism ... To go nuts !!! Do you want to ban Karl Marx and Lenin? They wrote even worse, in general they called on you know what ... No.

    The reason for the court order was the lawsuit of one person - a bank clerk Frederick Ey.

    Offended "boy", bastards !!! He planned to purchase surgical threads for darning the ZPO with this money, but here such a bummer ...

    "McDonalds" in Chile fined for a rat tail,

    And also to attract them for unfair advertising !!! They also claimed that the quality of their products is the same all over the world. Duc, what now, all lovers of this "rygalovka" eat rat tails ??? belay A donkey "personal belongings" are not there by chance?

    America needs mass psychiatry

    So G.P. Klimov wrote about this in the last century more than once ...
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  • kaktus
    kaktus 13 December 2013 13: 54
    +1
    "The court's decision states:" Religion cannot be recognized solely on the basis of whether it proclaims a supreme deity. The opposite in modern society can be considered discrimination. Registration authorities cannot make decisions based on the interpretation of theological subtleties. "
    Urgently! To everyone! Admission to the Musi Witnesses sect announced! Recruits must acknowledge the presence of Musa, her fluffiness and trichromaticity (I will send photos on request). The cleaning of the Musi tray is carried out personally by the head of the sect (well, of course, this is me!) Who is against - miaaaaa, pshhhhh!
    If they are removed or minus - it means. discrimination stop
  • Kolovrat77
    Kolovrat77 13 December 2013 14: 01
    +4
    Canadians protect Santaclaus from the Russians, Elopuki must be protected from Canadians and the Finns should be recaptured, but you have to seize the moment while such pretexts are rolled up to advance your interests. Tajiks banned Santa Claus and killed a man in a New Year’s costume, what if it was Santaclaus, then Canadians occupy Tajiks, and if it was Eloupuki?
    1. alex-s
      alex-s 13 December 2013 15: 29
      +2
      Bastard Babai it was! am
    2. IRBIS
      IRBIS 13 December 2013 15: 46
      +4
      Quote: Kolovrat77
      and if it was Elupuki?

      Then one less!
      Lord, I thank you for being born in a country where ordinary Santa Claus comes to children !!! Not Klaus, and certainly not Puki ... Thank you, Lord!
  • Averias
    Averias 13 December 2013 14: 06
    +4
    Quote from the review: "Victoria Nuland approached the internal troops as well. They smiled and took a cookie from her." And then, twisting the bolts, they smiled again.
  • Salavatsky Ministry of Emergency Situations
    +2
    Vasiliev was released from arrest, and in our country one of the districts of the republic, a peasant was imprisoned for 5 years for stealing wallpaper.
    CONCLUSION: for petty theft - they plant, for large ones - they do not imprison, it means that you need to steal as much as possible.
    1. alex-s
      alex-s 13 December 2013 15: 19
      +1
      So it has long been known! In our country, if you steal, then at least wagons! belay
  • saag
    saag 13 December 2013 14: 12
    +3
    I like Australia, they put all these homosexual trends, and on some other issues they also have an interesting position, in particular on migrants