Dokulopatsya on a large there is nothing, but it is necessary to curry favor. Or maybe what zalet its hush up at the expense of someone else's regiment. Hell knows. But then the wandering gaze stops on the bat lamp, and a smile flashes on his face. The captain checks all the lamps in the barracks and finds out that there are not enough 3 units to the extent necessary. After small negotiations, 1 gave an hour to eliminate Warned that will recalculate and check inv. lamp numbers in other companies, cap gone.
What to do? Taki zalet. I wake up the task set: 3 lamps in an hour. I ask: what does anyone need to complete the task. It took: a sergeant uniform and 2 assistant. The tunic took from his KO and woke up 2 warriors. Time X + 10, the fighters went into darkness.
I meanwhile made an inv. numbers, and in the 3 rooms I remade the inventory of the mine.
The first two came through 40 minutes, brought the 2 lamp. The rest of the 10 minutes backed another 3. Together put the lamp. Thanked for the service. Put to bed.
The captain was half an hour late, but the reptile came. As it turned out, then he checked these damned lamps in almost all companies. Checked Said: "Well done" and left.
Only in the morning I found out - the first pair of boys pretended to be sick on the stomach and the accompanying sergeant from a nonexistent company (not to expose their little brothers). Stomped straight into the hospital, the "sick" distracted the abdominal pains of the doctor on duty, while the "sergeant" was getting lamps. After receiving the pill, both retired.
Another couple, having induced noise in the park of a neighboring regiment, waited until everyone came out of the KTP, from there they took the 2 lamp.
PS Starshina said that it was not stealing, but “the transfer of material values of the MOU within subunits” and gave the fighters a pack of cigarettes.
PPS After many times I had to “punch” and “give birth” to many different things in the army, and I did all this without a twinge of conscience. I took nothing from the army for myself. This was the difference - in the absence of mercenary motives.