And information for memories. In the guard it is necessary to keep a sentry list, everyone knows that. Such a piece of paper, which indicates the composition of the guard, when someone is on what posts, etc. Among others, there is a column "Nedolіki zavocayuschev neslennyu service." When accepting and putting on a dress, she is filled with a nakkar. As a rule, it is necessary to write something so that both guards are not punished and there are no questions for them. Type: "Light bulb burned out at 3 post" (fault of RMO), "Bad connection with 1 post" (fault of communication platoon), "Trench collapsed at 6 post" (engineers are working), etc. It is clear that mostly "short stories" do not change, but correspond from the list to the list, so to speak, without looking.
Well now история.
From minute to minute waited "Ural" with the change. The nachkar G.'s bored gaze focused on the guard list. He lazily flipped through it, once again checked the correctness of the filling.
- Look here, Sasha, again army marasmus. Fuck the dirty paper and rewrite the same thing every time. Already these shortcomings would be eliminated and forgotten. So no, if I leave the column empty, then I fixed everything myself. If I accept an empty one, it means that I broke everything myself, let's do it now. Well, insanity, eh, Mosel?
- So you, comrade senior lieutenant, write something new.
- Why write something? Wow, so that no one more than once * ebali and at the same time, the truth. Well this is a document after all. - Starlei's eyes shone and the head began to work hard in anticipation of fun.
After several options, I stopped at my: "On the 4 post (far), the hyperbolic reflector is cracked." Recorded in postovuhu. Just had time - the shift arrived. We handed over the order in the guardhouse, changed posts, took our things and left for the regiment.
The next time with G. in the guard, we stepped through 2 week. When transferring the attire, the starley saw a familiar flaw in the list of the changing attire and called me.
- This is something new. Cho for garbage? Oleg, I will not take on this outfit. How did you manage to break the reflector? Where will I get it then?
Old Nachkar Oleg thoughtfully chukhal turnip:
- Seryoga, listen, there is such a thing. My assistant rewrote from the list of the guard, but I did not look. And then I saw 4 times climbed to the tower, rummaged everything, WELL NO THERE IS NO REFLECTOR. I already called the company in the company asked - does not know. And he called his friends back. Dick knows where he went, they steal it along the way. What do we do? How much does it cost, this hyper-tripper? Take the outfit as well. I'll put down, you know me.
Mr. barely restrained so as not to laugh. It was easier for me, pretending to not hear the dialogue: I turned my back on them.
“Okay, Olezhka, we have an old reflector somewhere in the company of a sergeant lying around, calling, sending a car.” But with you maghar. Hooked up?
- I owe you, Seryoga.
Shaking hands, they signed the statements and went their separate ways.
I don’t know how Oleg was later put down. But we laughed at the beginning and wrote down the statement: "On the 4 post of the post the REFLECTOR on the searchlight is cracked." He was cracked when he was put, cracked, probably now.
Morality. As the company told us: "Read the source and learn the performance characteristics". Quote from the book "Object 434": "... a headlight with a HYPERBOLIC REFLECTOR is used to highlight targets when shooting at night ...".