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Did the senior Obama serve in the Red Army? (US FBII)

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Did the senior Obama serve in the Red Army? (US FBII)



American politicians negotiate much more often than their foreign counterparts. Pearls, departing from the mouths of governors, senators and presidents of the United States, demonstrate the paucity of their basic education, geographical cretinism, lack of tact, cultural limitations, common folly, and, finally, complete contempt for other countries and peoples.

Many American leaders, especially Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan, were very strong reservations. But most of all in this field, two US presidents named Bush — the father and son — became famous. And the palm, of course, still holds a scion - the term “bushism” (bushism) appeared in the English language precisely during his reign. Of course, verbal mistakes are far from uncommon in the speeches of politicians from different countries, but George W. Bush drew attention not only to the syntactic and lexical absurdities, but to a number of passages that cast doubt on his competence and mental health.

“My friend Senator Bill Frist is married to a girl from Texas. I want you to greet her: Karen - she’s just as simple a Texan girl as I am, ”Bush addressed delegates to the Republican convention in 2004. However, the question of one’s own gender identity has long given rest to Mr. Bush. “The profession of the governor or the profession of the first lady, as in my case, is not the most difficult,” 43 th president of the United States admitted in June 2000.

It happened that Bush’s reservations insulted entire nations and derailed the leading stock exchanges! For example, in January 2002, making a statement on the settlement of the borders of India and Pakistan, he stressed that he was working hard to convince the need for a peaceful solution to the "Indians" and "packs." About 150 million Pakistanis have exploded with indignation, because the word "pack" is perceived in the same way as the word "nigger" in the United States ...

A month later, during his visit to Japan, Bush confused "devaluation" with "deflation", which caused a terrible panic on the Tokyo Stock Exchange. Fearing the yen's depreciation (namely, this perspective was mistakenly described by the head of the White House), Japanese brokers began selling the national currency as a matter of urgency. From the collapse of the stock exchange saved only the quickness of the presidential assistant, who spoke with a refutation.

There, in the Land of the Rising Sun, Bush said that "for a century and a half, America and Japan constitute the strongest and longest of all modern alliances," apparently forgetting that a little more than half a century ago, the United States subjected the Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings. After such pearls, it is no longer surprising that Bush confused Austria with Australia, Slovakia and Slovenia, APEC and OPEC, called the English Queen Elizabeth the Second - “Elizabeth the Eleventh,” asked which country Wales is in, wondered in public that Brazil “also has Negros"...

And here are just some of the other reservations 43 th President of the United States. Some of them inspire horror from the realization that the hand of this not quite adequate person has been at the nuclear button for eight years, and some will always raise your spirits.

“It was this week that protests began in 1989, East Berlin and Leipzig. By the end of the year, all the communist dictatorships in Central America had fallen ”;
“We need to understand that poor people are not necessarily killers”;
“We have lost too much time trying to speak to Africa fairly. However, Africa is a nation suffering from an unthinkable disease ”;
“We need to maintain relations with the Greeks”;
“In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life”;
“The family is the place where the nation finds hope, and the wings get the dream”;
“Too many doctors are leaving the business. Too many gynecologists are not able to practice love with women throughout the country ”;
“This is your money, you paid for it”;
“I think we all agree that the past is over”;
“I believe that young cows should be allowed to cross our US-Canadian border as soon as possible”;
“I know that man and fish can coexist peacefully”;
“I want to preserve the executive power of the president, not only for myself, but for all my future predecessors”;
"It will take some time to restore chaos";
“Remember - the birds must suffer, not the hunters”;
“I would have invaded Iraq, even if it did not exist”;
“Our enemies are resourceful and resourceful, but so are we. They are constantly thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and so do we. ”

I must say, Vice President George Bush picked himself up to match. Dick Cheney has also been unforgivably reiterated. So, for example, speaking at a meeting of the International Affairs Council, he said that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez does not represent the future of Latin America and that "the people of Peru deserve a better leader."

The Bush era has ended, but oddly enough, the list of Bushisms is regularly updated. Among the new authors are the creams of the American establishment, like Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, John McCain and Barack Obama. They are certainly far from the scale of 43-th US President. But still…

In 2012, Mitt Romney, speaking in the state of California, recalled a recent incident with his wife, who was on the plane where the fire had occurred. “You know, when there is a fire on the plane, you simply have nowhere to run,” Mr. Romney said openly. - And you can not run outside fresh air. After all, the windows do not open. I do not know why they are so arranged. But this is a real problem! ”

Senator John McCain inherited from Bush an ignorance of political reality and a map of the world. He once called Belarus Belarus, Russia regularly calls the Soviet Union, and finally, I am sure that Iraq and Pakistan have a common border.

Ex-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin caused a shock in Seoul, declaring North Korea an ally of the United States, with whom it is necessary "to unite efforts ...". It is interesting that earlier she called the DPRK a state dominated by "Islamic extremism." Ms. Palin also constantly confuses the Czech Republic with Chechnya, Iran and Iraq, calls Africa a country, and says that the number of American troops in Afghanistan must be increased, “in order to win, as in Iraq.” As the first adept of female Bushism, Sarah Palin was honored with an original term. In the American press, her reservations were dubbed “peylinism,” and in 2008, because of them, she became the most quoted politician in the United States.

However, the current President Barack Obama is no stranger to the annoying rhetorical punctures. During the 2008 election campaign of the year, he stated that the United States counted "57 states" instead of fifty. "Thank you, Sioux City!", He said at a rally in the city of Sioux Falls. When the crowd zabukhtela displeased, Obama recovered: “Sorry. Sioux Falls. I have been in Iowa for too long. ” Although the action took place in South Dakota.

In one of his speeches, Obama stressed that his uncle (as his great-uncle later turned out) liberated Auschwitz (Auschwitz) in 1945. The National Committee of the Republican Party of the United States in response circulated an official note, which noted that Barack Obama’s statement did not correspond to the world stories. Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops, and therefore, unless his ancestor served in the Red Army, Obama’s statement could not be true.

However, as is commonly believed, every nation has the kind of political leaders it deserves. The American public simply does not notice the ignorance of their politicians. Despite, for example, the fact that Washington has waged perennial wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, most Americans have not made any progress in studying the geography, history, and traditions of the peoples inhabiting the theater of military operations, as evidenced by polls. So is it any wonder that Americans put so incompetent senators, governors and presidents on their heads? ...
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  1. mirag2
    mirag2 8 October 2013 07: 29 New
    22
    Well, what do you want? Americans are narrowly specialized people. Not that they are stupid, they just do not study what they do not need.
    So we are trying to all become scholars, and to know about everything, but they are not brought up that way.

    The expression- "I am not interested, I am not involved in politics" came from there.
    Hence the reservations in speeches, it’s just that people at one time were not deeply interested in geography, and they generally have their own history.
    1. aksakal
      aksakal 8 October 2013 07: 43 New
      13
      Quote: mirag2
      Well, what do you want? Americans are a narrowly specialized people. Not that they are stupid, they just don’t study what they don’t need. Here we are trying to all become scholars, and to know about everything, but they are brought up not like that.

      “Well, you need to tear them up until you get smarter.” I don’t understand how we lost the Cold War to them. WE, the most reading country in the world at that time with almost 100% good education in the population?
      However, as I understand it, we only learned to use the advantage in intelligence when a fried rooster pecked us in Syria laughing Without a roasted rooster, we used this tool for abstract thoughts and dreams laughing Not far from amers left
      1. Canep
        Canep 8 October 2013 07: 48 New
        17
        Quote: aksakal
        I don’t understand how they lost the Cold War at all.

        Thank you to the tagged bear. This is a traitor and a traitor to the motherland.
        1. Hudo
          Hudo 8 October 2013 09: 43 New
          -8
          Quote: Canep
          Quote: aksakal
          I don’t understand how they lost the Cold War at all.

          Thank you to the tagged bear. This is a traitor and a traitor to the motherland.


          Also, big greetings to the KGB secret Andropus hemodialysis, because it was thanks to this ghoul that various dissidents “sufferers” for the people and the fighters against the regime carefully survived, as well as Nazis of different poses who suddenly jumped out like snags from a snuffbox during the disaster. Yes, and the very coming to power of the Stavropol mount combiner 100% was not without the participation of the KGB.
      2. Kushadasov
        Kushadasov 8 October 2013 10: 21 New
        +3
        Quote: aksakal
        I don’t understand how they lost the Cold War at all.


        Money + traitors. They in their performances and dances on the occasion of this "victory" did not hide it. So humpback and wino should be thankful.
      3. riding
        riding 8 October 2013 10: 42 New
        +1
        I remember that Gorbachev was very fond of speaking to the audience, his speech suffered from all kinds of speech and grammatical errors
      4. Mikhail3
        Mikhail3 8 October 2013 17: 56 New
        +3
        We didn’t lose them, we ourselves could not cope with what we swung at. External opponents here were a matter of tenth ...
      5. alex.limoff
        alex.limoff 8 October 2013 23: 56 New
        +1
        Our "native" high-ranking leaders helped us to lose the Cold War. Remember how Gorbachev and his wife "showed off" in the West, talking about universal values. How gradually and steadily surrendered our positions on the world stage, making concessions to our new "friends", moreover, unilaterally. Further, this baton was picked up by Yeltsin and his comrades. In the end, only the lazy "did not wipe his feet" about us.
    2. Pit
      Pit 8 October 2013 07: 43 New
      +8
      Quote: mirag2
      Americans narrowly specialized people

      Narrow specialization is certainly good, but where is the basic
      education? Or is it such that they learned how to read small,
      consider that I could add 2 bucks in my mind plus 50 cents and everything, ready for
      labor and defense? And if you go on to study further, then you will be taught how
      count on a calculator and read more than two pages per day and
      it is possible that they will say that Georgia and Georgia are almost the same
      too, that's just located on different continents, but it's all states
      America.
      Yes, nonsense, how can a president be with a similar level of education ?!
      I hope he had a fake, not a real nuclear case. )
      1. Mikhail3
        Mikhail3 8 October 2013 17: 58 New
        0
        Somewhere percent of 25-30 graduates of their schools ... do not know how to read. Sometimes they can write their name and that's it. Count - yes! And that's enough...
    3. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 8 October 2013 07: 49 New
      18
      Quote: mirag2
      , just people at one time were not tightly interested in geography -

      I don’t know how it is throughout the United States, but in California geography is not taught at all. This is an unnecessary item for a real American. If a real American knows where and what the country is, then it will be difficult for the White House to explain what kind of national security interests they have in the Caspian Sea.
      1. 755962
        755962 8 October 2013 08: 12 New
        12
        Hello Sasha! In confirmation of your comment ...
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 8 October 2013 08: 15 New
          +7
          Quote: 755962
          In confirmation of your comment ...

          Healthy hi Zadornov will cease to be Zadornov if he stops talking about stupid amers laughing
          1. Mikhail3
            Mikhail3 8 October 2013 17: 59 New
            +1
            But it was he who brewed porridge from "in Ukraine" and "in Ukraine." There was a comedian, but now you can’t catch the whole Ukraine ...
      2. v.lyamkin
        v.lyamkin 8 October 2013 08: 27 New
        +6
        In principle, the Younger said: Why know geography if there are cabs. Pay, tell me the address and you will most likely be brought.
        1. Corsair
          Corsair 8 October 2013 12: 12 New
          0
          Quote: v.lyamkin
          In principle, the Younger said: Why know geography if there are cabs. Pay, tell me the address and you will most likely be brought.

          Today, American "young people" prefer to "indicate the address" of their cruise missiles, and we are forced to confront this ...
    4. seller trucks
      8 October 2013 10: 09 New
      +4
      populating the theater of war, as evidenced by opinion polls.


      and me, the "opinion poll" among Americans conducted by CBS amused the most:

      A third of the respondents could not find, Louisiana on the map and 48% - could not find the Mississippi.

      Two-thirds do not know that an earthquake occurred, 70 000 people died in October 2005 in Pakistan.

      Six of 10 could not find Iraq on a map of the Middle East.

      47 percent could not find the Indian subcontinent on the map of Asia.

      75% could not find Israel on the map of the Middle East.

      Nearly three quarters of the incorrectly named English as the most widely used among languages.


      all this ultimate fun if it wasn’t so sad. and after all, the Ministry of Education of the Russian Federation is carrying out school reform according to this model, and yet in the USA itself, this school reform has been declared bankrupt, we are growing under-education.
      1. stroporez
        stroporez 8 October 2013 10: 38 New
        +2
        Quote: seller trucks
        , we grow underserved.
        ----- well so it is to someone it is necessary ........ think to someone ......
      2. chehywed
        chehywed 8 October 2013 22: 15 New
        +1
        Quote: seller trucks
        The Ministry of Education of the Russian Federation is conducting a school reform on this model,

        This is probably not the only point. In 1986, I saw with my own eyes how recruits from the Caucasus and Central Asia, on the political map of the world, were looking for the USSR in Africa.
    5. stroporez
      stroporez 8 October 2013 10: 35 New
      +2
      Quote: mirag2
      , it’s just that people at one time were not deeply interested in geography, and their history is generally their own.
      Well, Duc wouldn’t have climbed into power, but how “blondes” are behind the wheel. I think you will contact the doctor who knows the anatomy, and not the one whose “heart is on the side where the clock is”
    6. Far East
      Far East 8 October 2013 11: 41 New
      +1
      Quote: mirag2
      Well, what do you want? Americans are a highly specialized people

      all right! but remember he said sho america "exceptional country" laughing the exclusiveness of the Americans is not a knowledge of geography. wassat hi
    7. Very old
      Very old 8 October 2013 16: 09 New
      +1
      Austria-Australia. Babel-Bebel. Black-white
    8. Polovec
      Polovec 8 October 2013 22: 43 New
      0
      Yes, everything would be nice if they did not teach the whole world to live! And if they have the best representatives so educated (and they still have representatives, they choose them themselves), then what can we expect from the rest of the fraternity? Respect for other nations and cultures? Yes, they do not know about them! One thing is good - a couple more of such presidents will become easier for the whole world. McCain’s good for the presidency. I vote for him! This will help us! wink
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  3. Sreben
    Sreben 8 October 2013 07: 32 New
    +3
    Laughing out loud! Still, you need to think what you say !!!
    1. Canep
      Canep 8 October 2013 07: 46 New
      +5
      I especially liked Elizabeth 11. And we still jokes about Brezhnev and the Olympics wrote: "Oh, Oh, Oh ... Leonid Ilyich is the Olympic ring." laughing
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 8 October 2013 07: 49 New
      +3
      Quote: Sreben
      ! Still, you need to think what you say !!!

      Why, if you are the president of the USA laughing
    3. Nikolaitch
      Nikolaitch 8 October 2013 13: 16 New
      0
      Funny ... have fun lol

      Education will save the world!
  4. Scandinavian
    Scandinavian 8 October 2013 07: 34 New
    +7
    Mlyn, every time I saw Bush Jr., he reminded me of a crooked donkey ... well, really a muzzle like a donkey ... And a dumb look, hence his pearls ...
    1. mirag2
      mirag2 8 October 2013 07: 42 New
      +3
      Bush is generally the same type. Not only is the drunk, and indeed dumb, the Americans themselves laugh precisely at his stupidity.
      Either choked on a pretzel, then fell off a scooter.
      Although he was most likely a puppet.
      1. 0255
        0255 8 October 2013 09: 17 New
        +1
        Quote: Scandinavian
        Mlyn, every time I saw Bush Jr., he reminded me of a crooked donkey ... well, really a muzzle like a donkey ... And a dumb look, hence his pearls ...

        Quote: mirag2
        Bush is generally the same type. Not only is the drunk, and indeed dumb, the Americans themselves laugh precisely at his stupidity.
        Either choked on a pretzel, then fell off a scooter.
        Although he was most likely a puppet.

        it is a pity that civilians from other countries suffer from the orders of such a dumb drunk, and the Americans themselves too.
  5. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 8 October 2013 07: 36 New
    -6
    Bush ml. = our Brezhnev, and obamka = humpback.
    1. Hudo
      Hudo 8 October 2013 09: 56 New
      +8
      My minus to you for Brezhnev L.I.
      1. ATATA
        ATATA 8 October 2013 10: 49 New
        +1
        Quote: Hudo
        My minus to you for Brezhnev L.I.

        And minus for early Brezhnev, or for late?
        Why is his daughter right after death "DEAR LEONID ILYICH"tied?
        And why was agent Mi6 Andropov / Flekenshtein under Brezhnev the head of the KGB?
        And why are you angry at the clowns and puppets Gobaty and Alkash, whom they raised under Brezhnev, and not at those who allowed them to lead work in the USSR?
        ps Scythian "+" from the principle.
      2. Corsair
        Corsair 8 October 2013 12: 14 New
        +1
        Quote: Hudo
        My minus to you for Brezhnev L.I.

        Solidarity
  6. major071
    major071 8 October 2013 07: 42 New
    13
    Good morning everyone. I started reading an article with a glass of tea. Reading the pearls of D. Bush, he first doused his pants and ran around the office, pulling off his trousers in an interesting place, so as not to scald everything that was most valuable to a man. Then he splashed the monitor. The insistence rose by 10 points. The author is a huge plus. Thanks!
  7. shinobi
    shinobi 8 October 2013 07: 42 New
    +3
    But what difference does it actually make, what kind of pres is sitting in the white house, what other people do politics.
  8. George
    George 8 October 2013 07: 44 New
    +9
    Hello all.
    But I remembered Chernomyrdin:
    20. I am not one of those people to bring to scuffle, I apologize for this word. And scuffle, then again, they would not, not their own! If they were to be hung there, it would be a pleasure! And those scuffle, in a scuffle people would have participated: the people, as always
    21. (About Luzhkov.) All of his statements here, here are his buzzings there ... still, even as a pensioner, somewhere, they say, called me. I did not hear. But if I am a pensioner, then who is he? Grandfather is then ordinary.
    22. (About Zyuganov’s proposal to declare war on NATO.) Smart found! Declare war on him! Bast shoes! Him! Also! And this! Just like that! And what does he know at all! And who is he! It’s climbing somewhere else, I’m sorry.
    23. (About Luzhkov.) Well, what shall we unite with him? He has a cap, but I don’t wear anything yet.
    24. (About Yeltsin.) Sick, coughs again in every way. But the president is the president
    25. Well, God forbid we have anyone else. Enough. From these sick of all. Our people, as I understand it. And you too, probably. I see through the eyes, you feel sick.
    26. The trouble with us is not to unite, but to who is in charge.
    27.What are we guilty of with God, Allah and others?
    28. I am ready and will unite! And with everyone! You can’t, sorry for the expression, all the time with a patch.
    29. You look - we have everything, but we cannot live. Well, we can’t live! Everything pulls us into experiments. We all need something there, get there, somewhere, sometime, arrange for someone. Why not yourself ?! Why not to your generation ?! Why this, as they say, the same communism was born, wandered around Europe, a ghost, or rather. Wandered, wandered, they never got caught! And with us - please! And now - how many years under the experiment
    30. Did the ruble collapse with me? What are you guys? When did you do it all? They did it, then someone is something here, now I have fallen off the ruble too!
    31. What can I say about Chernomyrdin and about me?


    Thank you for the morning charge of positive.
    1. edmed
      edmed 8 October 2013 17: 10 New
      0
      hi Come on, you can forgive all this. For the "masterpiece" - "We wanted the best, but it turned out as always"
  9. a52333
    a52333 8 October 2013 07: 45 New
    +8
    Where am I and who am I?
    1. Srgsoap
      Srgsoap 8 October 2013 09: 47 New
      12
      Well, here's another ... so that neighing
  10. makst83
    makst83 8 October 2013 07: 47 New
    +1
    As Zadornov would say ........... it’s clear what he would say!)))
    Bush is understandable, but speechwriters write him a speech, surrounded himself with the same fools!)
  11. Jack122
    Jack122 8 October 2013 07: 50 New
    +3
    "Our country is on the edge of the abyss, but thanks to the President we will take a step forward !!!" B.N. Yeltsin
    But the real master in terms of utterances was Chernomyrdin with his black-hearts
  12. MuadDib
    MuadDib 8 October 2013 07: 52 New
    +2
    The American people are watching the news and are not discouraged. The laughter continues.
  13. pva1964
    pva1964 8 October 2013 07: 59 New
    +2
    funny to tears especially the Bush photo although it’s a sin to laugh at the sick tongue
  14. UVB
    UVB 8 October 2013 08: 14 New
    11
    Quote: FC Skiff
    Bush ml. = our Brezhnev, and obamka = humpback.

    Brezhnev was far from a stupid person. By the way, just the other day on TV there was a film about Brezhnev's diaries, I recommend watching it, you will learn a lot. And when he began to have health problems, he himself repeatedly wanted to leave, he was simply not allowed to go, he was in the Central Committee for most of them for various reasons. And about his weaknesses, who does not have them, especially with age.
    1. aksakal
      aksakal 8 October 2013 18: 11 New
      0
      Quote: UVB
      Brezhnev was far from a stupid person. By the way, just the other day on TV there was a film about Brezhnev's diaries, I recommend watching it, you will learn a lot. And when he began to have health problems, he himself repeatedly wanted to leave, he was simply not allowed to go, he was in the Central Committee for most of them for various reasons. And about his weaknesses, who does not have them, especially with age.

      - I'll see for sure! But ... It seems that Brezhnev, as you write, is a very smart person, allowed himself to fall into the Afghan trap, carefully prepared by Brzezinski and Co.? Thus, it was great to undermine the welfare of the USSR ... Could our smart leader from 1967 to 1984 not be able to unravel the many-way route of a cunning Pole? Once I had a stereotype of an old helpless doll in the hands of cunning guys from the Politburo, busy with their own affairs and internal party squabbles, I'm sorry, and that's why he was forgiven for falling into this trap. And here the mean is still very intelligent and on you! in a primitive mousetrap carting !!!! And the whole world is against you, especially Muslim! Loyal to this Saudi Arabia took up arms ...
      No, let it be an old sick sick person who did not understand anything in this life because of senility. Otherwise, I will judge him as a sane person for such a shameful loss to Brzezinski!
      1. UVB
        UVB 8 October 2013 19: 33 New
        +2
        I will not enter into discussion off-topic, I only note that Brezhnev has been at the helm since 1964, and not 67, and he died in November 1982. And about the decision to send troops to Afghanistan, so much has been written about this and shown! He resisted this to the last, one must not forget that at that time he actually could no longer make decisions independently. I do not protect him in any way, it was both good and bad. For example, simply - one of the first things he did when he came to power was to introduce pensions to collective farmers! I was simply outraged by the comparison of Brezhny and this halfwit Bush.
  15. v.lyamkin
    v.lyamkin 8 October 2013 08: 30 New
    +1
    I liked the flock. Thanks to the author. Yeah, brothers. No, of course, you will not get bored with ours either. But not to the same extent.
  16. v.lyamkin
    v.lyamkin 8 October 2013 08: 32 New
    0
    And what do our scientists say about the service in the red army of some relatives of the incumbent US president?
    1. Coward
      Coward 8 October 2013 09: 50 New
      +1
      Ukrainian historians need to ask. They will find faster.
  17. Alikovo
    Alikovo 8 October 2013 08: 53 New
    +1
    what is the craftsman such is the people.
  18. Bradley
    Bradley 8 October 2013 09: 02 New
    -3
    If you like to discuss which Americans are “dumb”, then look at the Nobel laureates.)
    And Zadornov is a clown, nothing more.
    1. lewerlin53rus
      lewerlin53rus 8 October 2013 09: 36 New
      +2
      For many kings, only a jester could afford to tell the truth.
      1. HAM
        HAM 8 October 2013 10: 21 New
        +1
        Then I didn’t understand, but who is Bush? A king or a buffoon?
        1. Leisure
          Leisure 8 October 2013 13: 40 New
          0
          Bush, from Texas! How to joke in the USA:
          "You? No, I'm from Texas."
    2. IRBIS
      IRBIS 8 October 2013 11: 44 New
      0
      Quote: Bradley
      then look at the Nobel laureates.)

      Especially in the nomination "Peace Prize" ...
  19. Sars
    Sars 8 October 2013 09: 40 New
    +4
    And we have Medvedev - U-U-Smart!
  20. major071
    major071 8 October 2013 10: 25 New
    +5
    SarS Today, 09: 40 New

    And we have Medvedev - U-U-Smart!
    Maybe you wanted to say - Umka?
  21. KEKS44
    KEKS44 8 October 2013 10: 29 New
    +2
    Norm article. I haven’t laughed like that for a long time.
    1. Bradley
      Bradley 8 October 2013 11: 05 New
      0
      You have a very delicious cupcake.)
  22. svskor80
    svskor80 8 October 2013 10: 53 New
    +2
    He laughed heartily, but from the Americans, and we pick up little by little. I am no longer surprised by the holders of “higher educations” writing with grammatical errors, no one pays any attention to illiterate speech. So soon after another reform of education, such articles will cease to cause laughter in our country too.
  23. polly
    polly 8 October 2013 11: 28 New
    +4
    “I know that man and fish can coexist peacefully”;What younger Bushara was a Greenpeace man compared to Yanukovych! laughing
  24. IRBIS
    IRBIS 8 October 2013 11: 49 New
    0
    “In one of his speeches, Obama emphasized that his uncle (as his cousin later found out) released Auschwitz (Auschwitz) in 1945. The National Committee of the Republican Party of the United States issued an official note in response, which stated that Barack Obama’s statement did not corresponds to world history. Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops, and therefore, unless his ancestor had served in the Red Army, Obama’s statement could never be true. "

    Nevertheless, they have those who know geography. Or is it our prompted?
    1. Corsair
      Corsair 8 October 2013 12: 19 New
      +1
      Quote: IRBIS
      Nevertheless, they have those who know geography.

      Nevertheless, apparently, COMPREHENSIVE knowledge of history and geography is more appropriate here ...
  25. mithridate
    mithridate 8 October 2013 12: 01 New
    +1
    and do these people give advice to the Slavs?
  26. alean245
    alean245 8 October 2013 12: 05 New
    +2
    In one of his speeches, Obama emphasized that his uncle (as it later turned out to be a cousin) in 1945 freed Auschwitz (Auschwitz). The National Committee of the Republican Party of the United States in response issued an official note in which it was noted that the statement of Barack Obama does not correspond to world history. Auschwitz was liberated by Soviet troops, and therefore, unless his ancestor had served in the Red Army, Obama’s statement could in no way be true.

    Stirlitz has never been so close to failure laughing
  27. Grigorich 1962
    Grigorich 1962 8 October 2013 12: 26 New
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    The narrow-minded Bush Jr. always reminded me of a clown ...... apparently he did not bite his head on the ground when his horse threw him off
  28. Breeze59
    Breeze59 8 October 2013 12: 58 New
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    It will take some time to restore chaos ”; - recent events in the Middle East and North Africa, confirmation of this. No matter how ridiculous the pearls of Bush Jr. would look.
  29. Prometey
    Prometey 8 October 2013 13: 24 New
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    Just George W. Bush is a well-pumped troll laughing Especially about the situation with the yen, she smiled - the test trolling of japs.
  30. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 8 October 2013 13: 34 New
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    Well, the leaders of one of the most developed and wealthy countries will not be so hard on the mistakes, why should they know where Slovakia or Slovenia is: they are not trying to teach geography to the world community, but only geopolitics. And the generals should know their geography, well, at worst advisers. And in general, it’s a sin to laugh at the “wretched” ones — well, they have freaked out.
  31. Janis SU
    Janis SU 8 October 2013 13: 41 New
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    Quote: FC Skiff
    Bush ml. = our Brezhnev, and obamka = humpback.


    Brezhnev was an extremely educated and well-read man. It is foolish to compare a primitive American degenerate with a smart, cautious and always seeking his Soviet leader. By the way, I never understood jokes about the Brezhnev's manner of speaking. After all, everyone knows that he was seriously injured in battle and his jaw was literally piecemeal. It is vile and petty to make fun of the flaw that was received in that war. After all, we all owe him and millions of people like him, who spared no bloodshed for the sake of us and our children. Not humanly, that is, not humanly ...
  32. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 8 October 2013 13: 53 New
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    L.I. Brezhnev, the figure is very complex and at different periods of his life he was different, but we must give him credit - he was always a patriot and the head of such a country as the USSR. And his services to the battlefield in the Second World War are known to all people and remember that all jokes about him were composed by people not out of hatred, but out of love and respect (remember V.I. Chapaev and Petka, Shtirlitsa, etc.)! And I want to add: Brezhnev, unlike some pretzels, didn’t choke (despite the jaw injury) and did not carry nonsense from high stands, and diction is the consequences of injury!
  33. lpd1
    lpd1 8 October 2013 16: 39 New
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    The US said, and others will do the job.
  34. castle
    castle 8 October 2013 17: 31 New
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    I wish you all good health!
    Here I write remarks to several forum participants at once.
    1) After the Tsarnaevs, some in the US called for the bombing of the Czech Republic. Why be surprised if even in Russia Chechens are nicknamed "Czechs"?
    2) Do you think that Obama is not a patriot?
    3) Do you think that Zhirinovsky is erudite and adequate?
    1. Tartary
      Tartary 9 October 2013 04: 34 New
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      Quote: hrad
      Here I write remarks to several forum participants at once.
      1) After the Tsarnaevs, some in the US called for the bombing of the Czech Republic. Why be surprised if even in Russia Chechens are nicknamed "Czechs"?
      2) Do you think that Obama is not a patriot?
      3) Do you think that Zhirinovsky is erudite and adequate?

      How do you yourself answer these questions for yourself ??
  35. 31231
    31231 8 October 2013 17: 42 New
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    Thank. Laughing to tears. It’s immediately obvious that they are exceptional.
  36. Arkan
    Arkan 8 October 2013 22: 05 New
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    There’s nothing to be surprised at! Americans, at best, read extracts. Brains twisted from them with the well-known $ sign.
  37. alone
    alone 8 October 2013 23: 01 New
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    Sinfully laugh at the sick
  38. vvpll
    vvpll 9 October 2013 00: 26 New
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    After such pearls, it is no longer surprising that Bush confused Austria with Australia, Slovakia with Slovenia, APEC with OPEC, called the English Queen Elizabeth II - “Elizabeth the Eleventh”, asked what country Wales was in, publicly wondered what Brazil “also has Negros"...

    "Of all the world's cultural centers of culture, Shura Balaganov knew only Kiev, Militopol and Zhmerenka. And in general, he was convinced that the earth was flat."
    I. Ilf and E. Petrov "The Golden Calf"
  39. Kostya pedestrian
    Kostya pedestrian 9 October 2013 04: 06 New
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    By the way, the counter question:

    I came across an Australian secret service very well, and it’s located on the street. We have the chaser in the state (d) e (in German you can read it as a “Kaiser”), so, I have a question:

    TV program on the channel ABC-2 "War of Chaser Demon Without a Chance", where their actors turned into terrorists and got on the nerves of people respected in Australia.

    I’m curious that our intelligence didn’t even make a refutation, and can I say I agreed that the parody is not without reason?
  40. Kostya pedestrian
    Kostya pedestrian 9 October 2013 04: 27 New
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    By the way, just anecdote came up with:
    the apolstols are asked:
    - why are they so shining?
    - For too long we stood at the gates to Paradise, so they lit up!
    “True,” says Ga-garin, he himself saw them from an eagle’s flight, only the light from the oak “interfered”, shone too brightly, especially when she took off her tunic, posing for Karl Veliky 0, almost missed the ground! Thanks to the Coral Navigation System - Apar landed a clear bead within the USSR.