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USA - the country of denunciations

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USA - the country of denunciationsWe bring to your attention an interesting testimony of a Russian young man who has lived in the US with his family for some time.


"All suspicious acts and figures that create danger and discomfort in the United States must be immediately exposed, neutralized and punished!" - This is the motto of every exemplary US citizen.

From early childhood, all citizens of the United States are inculcated with the idea of ​​the need for anonymous assistance to state executive and judicial authorities. In criminal situations, vigilance and help are really just necessary. However, when it turns into mania, it becomes just scary to walk the streets ...

In the US, I was constantly aware that the sea of ​​hidden eyes and ears was following my every move and word. You do not think that these are my obsessive ideas. Not. This is different. Pure American. Signed.

In the USA, there is a special road sign on many streets with the image of a huge eye or a silhouette of a thief in a hat, coat and glasses, with the accompanying inscription: "Neighbors Watch!" Those. watch, overhear, record and communicate!

On every bus in the USA and every five kilometers of the American highway there is an advertisement with the inscription: "Denunciations are accepted through the text or by phone 012, anonymity is guaranteed to all informers!"

Well-educated informers are encouraged by diapers. Anonymity and immunity provided to them. The most powerful processing in schools teaches every American schoolchild to denunciations from school, primarily parents, instills a love for the system, in the sense that she (the mother system) will always help them to defend their personal rights, the rights of a free man of the USA! A first grader is hammered to the smallest details of the behavior of all family members, who else should say, how to dress, how to lie, how to shower, etc. And about the slightest inconsistency in the behavior of parents with the American model proposed in school, they should immediately be told to a “kind” teacher, who will immediately take appropriate punitive measures.

If in the USA we, the parents, do not speak about something, but think about something “normal for Russia” - reading a fairy tale to a son lying in bed, or about the father’s desire in a hot time to bare torso in the garden, or just a father’s request to the child to be removed from the nursery or the demand to do homework - the retribution for the frivolity of the parent will be terrible and urgent. Even a slight cry and at least one harsh look at the belt - in the United States we must immediately and forever forget. Otherwise, deprivation of parental rights ... Thus, a child in the United States quickly enters the role of supervisor, openly blackmailing parents.

Not having time to fly to a free country and get enough sips of American freedom, problems immediately fell on me. First, in the US, we were not allowed to rent a two-room apartment, arguing that the relevant US law — we were obliged to rent only a “three rubles”.

We had to rent a house in a cheaper place among the Arabs. Our house was chock full of alcoholics, who walked, shaking and dreaming only about alcohol. But they did not report on us, and we were grateful for that! ..

One day a purely American incident happened to us. We walked with the whole family through the city park, enjoying the weather and relaxation. Our three-year-old son, riding a bicycle, happily accelerated, was five meters ahead of us, and then obediently waited ahead. Speeding once again, he suddenly stopped at a junction with another sidewalk, which was about ten meters away from us. My baby hit the brake on his tricycle at the wrong moment. By a purely American coincidence, a woman in a tracksuit and a passing police approached the place where two sidewalks intersected, where our young, ill-starred cyclist stopped. A warming up American woman suddenly began to scream, sharply raise her hands up and even jump, attracting the attention of the police. Then, looking back and seeing us, she, as if nothing had happened, continued her exercises and ran on. After a couple of seconds, we approached the son-cyclist.

- Everyone stand! Do not move! Wait for further orders! - the watchful policeman shouted to us right from the car window.

Then he got out of the car and leisurely approached us. First of all, he demanded to show him all our documents, without answering questions about the reasons for the declaration. After rewriting all our data: names, addresses, places of work and the like, in the end - he asked for our explanations:

“Why has your son been in this park for twenty minutes now without supervision?”
My indignation had no limits!
- What slander, what twenty minutes? In less than five seconds, I protested.
- No, that woman applicant said first that “twenty minutes had passed”. I recorded. The signal was received from her.
- Understand that twenty minutes is just unreal. The child was always with us, - I insisted.
- Stop. Stop! - here the policeman raised his hand and stopped my excuses.
- Another such signal - and you will be deprived of parental rights! Point! - Quietly cut off the guard.

And then I remembered that in our American residential complex, where we rented an apartment, there was a sign at every corner: "It is not allowed: walk on the grass, ride a bicycle, roller skates, play ball!" It was the American world. And I, Russian stupid, quietly allowed all this to my child ... It turns out that now if another American snitch seems to be performing his own kind of purely American debt, having attached three boxes to us, then our own little son and tiny daughter simply taken away?

From this moment in the USA I have lost my calm. Now we had to constantly look around. No, no, not for some nasty hooligans. And on the exemplary, guarded US citizens. After all, the higher the education of an American, the more rights and freedoms to denunciations he has.
Denunciations in the US can be expected from everyone. Up to your kind and caring neighbors. They can stitch a scammer about the fact that you have a little mess in the front garden or grass overgrown by two centimeters ...

American neighbors are especially fond of gaining confidence by asking about repairs in progress or past repairs in your home, and immediately after “conducting intelligence” in writing, report all this to the appropriate US administration. The management is immediately after receiving a denunciation - it sends its husbands inspectors to you. Those, immaculately performing their work, bite into the goal set for them, rewriting every little detail of fresh repair. First, a purely American fine is granted for permission to illegally modernize that has not been bought in advance. And then you are provided with tariffs for the purchase of permits for changing each point. Painting the room is one, changing the toilet is another, the floor is third. You can buy these "permissions" all at once, in the form of a "package" with a favorable discount for you.

Refusing to pay - even better. Through the court you just take the house. But here's the most amazing thing in the USA. The authorities, taking away your house from you, will make a full assessment of your entire modernization for free. Which, of course, immediately raise the market price for your property. This new price will be immediately approved and legitimized. From this very minute for the rest of your life you will pay an increased annual tax for a stunning, modernized, new, expensive house !!!

I had another incident in the United States. I worked with my father in the same office, and we often had to go to work on the same machine. My parents lived not far from us, therefore, having a free minute in the morning, I preferred not to stand at the entrance, but to go towards my father's car, rejoicing in the morning freshness.

This time everything was as usual - the approached father's car caught me after a short walk. But I didn’t manage to close the door of the car behind me, when suddenly an old woman jumped out of a neighboring house, who seemed to say a pretty nice moment a minute ago. This old woman now stood in front of our car and blocked the movement. Her face twisted horror.

- Do you need help? - I asked.
“No,” answered the old woman. “It seems that now you need help!” - and she pointed to a police car with sirens on it that approached our car.
Instantly from all the houses all our good-natured wishes of Good Morning ran out. For some reason, almost all of them shouted to the policeman in chorus: "This is it! This is it!"
And then like a cork from a bottle in front of everyone, the main neighbor jumped out, with a huge red face. He excitedly began to nod to the policeman, pointing in my direction: "This is exactly he!"

The policeman, as it should be, asked us for all the documents he had with him, wrote down the address, place of work, and marital status. Only after making all my data in his journal, he calmly described everything that happens. From his words it appeared that yes, it was really me, and there was no mistake. In addition, from that moment on, as the police officer explained, I already needed legal assistance.

“There were signals about a stranger-maniac walking at seven thirty in the morning along this and next to this street,” the policeman calmly told me.
I immediately looked at myself: ironed trousers, a fresh shirt, a bag with lunch and a pass hanging on my chest to scientific laboratories. I looked like an ordinary American clerk, but far from being like a bum or a maniac.
“Unfortunately, there were so many signals sent to you that I would advise you not to go here anymore,” the policeman concluded.
- Why then sidewalks in the US? - I did not give up.
“Sidewalks in the USA,” of course, to follow them, the policeman retorted. But if you walk on them here - your problems may repeat! - he added.
- What am I, now do not walk the streets? - I asked.
- Of course, you can walk. And then answer for it in court. But I would advise you to meet with your dad at the door of your porch. The question is closed!

Then I did not know that in the USA there are "secret" regulation of the directions of pedestrians. If everyone goes one way, and for some reason you go the other way, then this is punishable by local laws. For example, you are obliged in court to prove your innocence that you did not go to the station or stop in the morning - like everyone else, but, on the contrary, in the other direction. In the US, this is not an exaggeration, but a real crime, from the point of view of ordinary American neighbors who have the right to call a police outfit for you.
... How nice it is for us to be here, in Russia, among our people. Here, no one tells me where and how I walk, where and how I live, how much to breathe, how much to breathe. In Russia, they do not force me to swallow American freedom, chewing human rights from morning till late at night ..
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  1. GreatRussia
    GreatRussia 19 September 2013 07: 50
    22
    In the US, I was constantly aware that the sea of ​​hidden eyes and ears was following my every move and word. You do not think that these are my obsessive ideas. Not. This is different. Pure American. Signed.

    Especially considering the dependence on antidepressants, on which the US population is planted almost from the cradle, it turns out to be a completely depressing picture. As a matter of fact, as is observed by the example of mass executions in schools, etc.
    Gloom in a word. Land of degradants.

    From 30 minutes 21 sec

    1. WASABI
      WASABI 19 September 2013 08: 05
      18
      The most powerful processing in schools accustoms every American student to denunciations from the school bench, primarily to parents,

      This, in my opinion, is the root of almost all problems in the social sphere of America - the family has ceased to be an outlet for the citizens of this country, a "safe haven" where a person can rest his soul from everyday life, be just a mother or father. After serious moral pressure at work, where you constantly have to control your actions, you just want to feel yourself in a soft and cozy atmosphere of family love and mutual understanding ... But it didn't work! You are at home under the sword of Damocles denunciation! Where is there to relaxation and relaxation ... And these tired and angry people are engaged in (including) world politics and economics, and the whole world expects from them balanced and adequate decisions!
      If it weren’t, it would be so sad, it would be possible to laugh ...
      1. GreatRussia
        GreatRussia 19 September 2013 08: 18
        12
        Quote: VASABI
        Here, in my opinion, the root of almost all problems in the social sphere of America

        So much for the social sphere.





        Eh, the Internet would have existed in the 90s, people would hardly have been fooled by various kinds of stories about foreign "nishtyaks" and "jelly shores"!
        1. WASABI
          WASABI 19 September 2013 08: 41
          12
          Quote: GreatRussia
          So much for the social sphere.

          Thank you very much for the video. I will not hide - it did not shock me, because I have come across similar stories more than once. And no matter how terrible the above shots were, but medical care is only part of the decaying social sphere of American reality. It's a pity, but this country is doomed. Do you know the saying: "The flies bite the hardest when you die" ?! I think that everything is going exactly to this.
          1. Apologet.Ru
            Apologet.Ru 19 September 2013 13: 54
            +5
            hi
            I repeat, but usually I am “tolerant of gnashing of teeth”, but now I will say frankly - I HATE P.indosia with the whole being of my Slavic and Orthodox soul and heart.
            The accursed country of the wbp and u.b.l.u.d.ko.v. in full understanding of these words.
            And the new FACTS of every day DO NOT give me any doubt.
            And all the comments on the events in this country only from this observation point!
            And I'm sure that I'm not alone in my addictions to this mutant country ...
            1. vedmeddd
              vedmeddd 19 September 2013 16: 16
              +3
              Totally agree!
          2. Ezhaak
            Ezhaak 19 September 2013 17: 32
            +1
            Quote: VASABI
            You know the saying

            This is not a saying, it actually happens. This is an observation. good
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          4. georg737577
            georg737577 19 September 2013 19: 27
            +7
            I read such materials and it immediately becomes clear why so often an ordinary American picks up a barrel and starts firing at anyone without hitting, trying to fill as many frags as possible ... unnecessary curiosity) seems reasonable to me in a country where denunciation is a civic duty.
        2. bulanash
          bulanash 19 September 2013 16: 06
          +5
          Thank you for the video. but we should not forget that these veterans did not defend their homeland and did not fulfill their "international duty", but sowed the seeds of democracy with "fire and sword" 20000 km away from their country. According to the principle, the execution of a criminal order is also a crime, and waging an unrighteous war, even if under compulsion, is also not a righteous deed. Therefore, there is no sympathy for the former aggressors who were thrown out as unnecessary in order to hire new ones for Syria, Iran or some other undemocratic country ...
          1. alex US
            alex US 19 September 2013 20: 03
            -5
            Sorry. And what do you think * international duty * to fulfill?
            1. Rider
              Rider 19 September 2013 21: 52
              +5
              Quote: alex US
              Sorry. And what do you think * international duty * to fulfill?


              this means that in a country where this same duty is being fulfilled, houses, roads, schools, factories are being built.

              rather than grow poppy.
              1. alex US
                alex US 20 September 2013 18: 14
                +3
                Thank you! got it!!! So in Afghanistan they built 10 years, including roads, schools, factories !!!! So Comrade Yasser Arafat and other * internationalist comrades * were given the theory and practice of ennobling and landscaping the Middle East and Europe !!!!
                But it turns out this is internationalism)))
                1. Khagysh
                  Khagysh 25 June 2014 12: 51
                  0
                  What the fuck are you talking about? And the Americans, what are they doing in Afghanistan?
                2. Khagysh
                  Khagysh 25 June 2014 12: 54
                  0
                  You better tell me how you got to the United States.
            2. Harakternik
              Harakternik 19 September 2013 23: 46
              +1
              and how much do you owe money to an American bank for a house and cars for a bank? and this bank lent this money from me and the whole world, because America is the biggest debtor to the whole world. here this is the international debt in your American understanding. Remember the words of the late Bodrov what is the strength of a brother?)))
              1. alex US
                alex US 20 September 2013 18: 20
                0
                Well, I'm sorry. They all borrowed here !!! I opened my eyes straight !!! It is now clear why such a thing in Ukraine .... I remembered the old Russian film))) Yes, strength, brother, not in herd cohesion, but in normal life !!! Normal in domestic and spiritual terms !!! And not in a stupid search for the former USSR and lack of respect ...
            3. bulanash
              bulanash 20 September 2013 13: 50
              +1
              "international debt" is a stamp of the Soviet era. For me now it is participation in hostilities in foreign territory for religious, ideological or national convictions.
            4. georg737577
              georg737577 30 September 2013 11: 48
              0
              An acquaintance who fought for half his life as a mercenary once said; - I am not a "hired killer", I am just a professional soldier-internationalist.
        3. Yon_Silent
          Yon_Silent 19 September 2013 17: 12
          +1
          Very unreasonable behavior of the American authorities. In the conditions of a contract, that is, voluntary, army, throwing your own veterans out into the street and leaving them without support is very imprudent. Who, looking at them, would risk going to serve such a country? Unless the Mexicans and others want citizenship ... but how can you expect from them self-sacrificial heroism.
          Taking care of veterans and recognizing their merits is like saving a wounded soldier under fire from a battlefield. He may not need much help anymore. But everyone else should see this and understand that maybe they will be more lucky.
      2. domokl
        domokl 19 September 2013 08: 19
        +7
        Quote: VASABI
        the family has ceased to be an outlet for the citizens of this country, a "safe haven" where a person can rest his soul from everyday life

        A family in the USA, and in Europe for a long time, has not been carrying out such functions. I recall a recent breakdown. When American films went on the ramparts of our video recorders, I did not understand two things at all: why Americans do not call father father and mother mother, only names, and the second, how can you not know how and where your parents live. How can you get an inheritance that you never knew about.
        Now it has become, alas, clear ...
        1. WASABI
          WASABI 19 September 2013 08: 51
          +3
          Quote: domokl
          why Americans don’t call father father, and mother meteor, only by name,

          This was the initial stage in the destruction of the family, as a powerful institution for the upbringing and moral formation of a new member of society. Alas, the next stage has already been passed and legally "dad" and "mom" have ceased to exist! What's next? Factories for the production of children and the upbringing (or, more correctly, "creation") of a universal consumer without moral values ​​and civilizational foundations ??! And this is not such an impossible development of events ...
          1. alexng
            alexng 19 September 2013 11: 15
            +7
            With such an unnatural state, Mother Nature will simply destroy it. So the United States is doomed, like the whole Western world in the form in which we now see it.
            1. stroporez
              stroporez 19 September 2013 13: 49
              +7
              rather ................
      3. Mister X
        Mister X 19 September 2013 15: 58
        +1
        Quote: VASABI
        The most powerful processing in schools accustoms every American student to denunciations from the school bench, primarily to parents,


        The worst thing is that they are spreading their "model of democracy" and stimulating denunciation in the countries of the former Soviet Union.

        For example, in Moldova there is such a position as the Parliamentary Advocate for the Rights of the Child.
        These same “children's lawyers” work closely with the non-governmental organization CCF Moldova (Child. Community. Family.).
        CCF Moldova is the official representative of “Hope and Homes for Children“ (Great Britain).
        Funded by The Children's Legal Center (University of Essex, UK)
        Together with the OSCE mission in Moldova, they established the Hotline.

        On this helpline, any Moldavian dvoechnik can call and complain that his parents do not allow him to watch moronic cartoons on Cartoon Network or KidsCo.

        “Correct Aunts” flock to the call - volunteers of this public almshouse and for the first time make an impression to their unfortunate parents and hint at the possibility of deprivation of parental rights in case of systematic complaints of the child.

        Here are quotes from the interview of the Parliamentary Advocate for the Rights of the Child Tamara Plamedyale given by this respectable lady of the Moldavian “Komsomolka”:


        “According to Article 19 of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, the Republic of Moldova must take all necessary legislative, administrative, social and educational measures to protect the child from all forms of physical and psychological violence, insult, and cruel treatment.”


        “The UN Committee from Geneva recommended that all teachers be instructed.
        Many of them are not ready to work with children.
        Those who use physical and psychological violence are weak people.
        The school administration must work with them, and they must pass a test to see if they can work in the school without violence.
        According to the Labor Code, if a teacher uses physical violence against a child, he is not entitled to work. ”


        These same children's rights activists condemned the installation of surveillance cameras, which were supposed to ensure the transparency of the baccalaureate exam.

        This is a violation of the rights of the child under Article. 16 "Protection of the right to privacy." Children have the right to protection from interference in their personal, family life, in correspondence and to protection from libel.
        In this case, I think, these are cruel measures.
        The government should interview children and parents for consent to be filmed.


        Children!
        Do you agree to be filmed at the moment when you exchange cheat sheets and write off each other?
        If you agree - send SMS to 9191 short number

        So what?
      4. smile
        smile 19 September 2013 16: 56
        0
        WASABI
        Well, here the matter is further aggravated by the fact. that they have such a stigma - "loser" ... :))) If you don't smile, if you have troubles and problems :))), including within the family, then your children and your "partner" , and even more so, neighbors and colleagues, will start to avoid you, you are a loser! And this can be contagious, since "successful people" communicate only with their own kind .... :))) It is not for nothing that they have such widespread services of psychologists - this is a kind of hole of Khoja Nasreddin, which you can complain to, and their cinema is jam-packed full of drunken effusions in the saloon ... :)))
      5. _Forgiven_
        _Forgiven_ 19 September 2013 20: 47
        +1
        What kind of American family are you talking about? They will soon have only same-sex marriages, and those children who have deprived their parents of their rights will be adopted by pederasts and Lisbians. And they consider themselves an indispensable nation ....
        Of course, I thought that in the Mandalay homeland there was a mess with laws and "protection of rights", but to have it run like that is strong !!! ...
    2. Crocodile
      Crocodile 19 September 2013 08: 20
      +8
      Raised a whole country of informers!
      To hand over a friend and get money for it is not a question, they will take it (although they can also give it for free laughing )! am
      They even have the law spelled out the punishment for "not reporting"! And they try to comply with the laws if they also bring money fellow !
      There are people who all their life dream of finding a cockroach in yogurt to sue the producer and live on at his expense! angry
      The country of consumers and maral freaks in its purest form!
      1. matross
        matross 19 September 2013 08: 40
        +3
        Quote: Crocodile
        There are people who all their life dream of finding a cockroach in yogurt to sue the producer and live on at his expense!

        And to throw the cockroach yourself into yogurt - there are not enough brains! laughing
        1. Current 72
          Current 72 19 September 2013 15: 32
          +1
          So they will create a commission or something else that they brought a cockroach on purpose, from somewhere, from another country, and such cockroaches are not found in the USA.
      2. WASABI
        WASABI 19 September 2013 08: 54
        +5
        Quote: Crocodile
        Friend pass and receive money for it

        In the United States, money has become everything - morality, morality, and God. Even an excuse for their unsightly actions ("I'm sorry, but it's for the money").
        1. Vladimirets
          Vladimirets 19 September 2013 10: 28
          +3
          Quote: VASABI
          Even as an excuse for their unsightly actions ("I'm sorry, but it's for the money").

          A common phrase: "It's nothing personal, it's business."
      3. kavkaz8888
        kavkaz8888 19 September 2013 12: 49
        0
        And here we have it:
        IN THE CRIMINAL CODE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION adopted by the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation on 24.05.1996 there is no such article !!
        There is an article "Harboring".


        And here is what the Criminal Code of the RSFSR said, which expired on January 1, 1997 (Federal Law of June 13.06.1996, 64 No. XNUMX-FZ)

        Section 19. Failure

        Failure to report a reliably prepared or committed crime shall entail criminal liability only in cases specially provided for by the Special Part of this Code.
        Article 88.1. Failure to report state crimes
        (introduced by the Law of the RSFSR of 25.07.62)
        Section 190. Failure to Report Crimes
      4. Black Colonel
        Black Colonel 19 September 2013 14: 14
        +3
        "... they dream of finding a cockroach in yogurt in order to sue the manufacturer and live on at his expense!"
        А our immigrants and did not dream! He, a cockroach, was simply stuffed into yogurt and HAVE HAD that supermarket is complete. Our compatriots simply had a creative approach to the issue. good
    3. krasin
      krasin 19 September 2013 08: 27
      +8
      Something like that - terribly from the article.! I will never go to informers!

      Someone is coming!
    4. Max_Bauder
      Max_Bauder 19 September 2013 10: 19
      +2
      I read the article, and commented, everyone, persuaded! Throw a bomb at them!

      No, this is not sarcasm! really! such should not live and disturb other people in the world. Nightmare! That is why all the little things and perversions from them.
      1. Ruslan_F38
        Ruslan_F38 19 September 2013 12: 27
        +3
        Do you still want to go to the "dreamland"? Good luck!
        1. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 19 September 2013 12: 38
          +3
          Quote: Ruslan_F38
          Do you still want to go to the "dreamland"? Good luck!

          There are many! Especially under the pretext of persecution, homosexuals and other LGBT people are torn there. But, at the same time, Pindo_sr-niya refuses to accept them as offended by the country. Only as offended by fate and nature.
    5. Geisenberg
      Geisenberg 19 September 2013 13: 44
      0
      Quote: GreatRussia
      As a matter of fact, as is observed by the example of mass executions in schools, etc. Gloom in a word. Land of degradants.


      Rather, they would have already arranged for themselves the genocide ....
    6. artemiy
      artemiy 19 September 2013 14: 59
      +1
      Let's sign it together! www.change.org/en To the United Nations: bring Barack Hussein Obama to the tribunal. For fomenting a war in Libya bypassing the UN, for the murder of Muammar Gaddafi! For fomenting war in Syria, for aiding terrorists!
    7. Grenader
      Grenader 19 September 2013 16: 26
      0
      Quote: GreatRussia
      Especially considering the dependence on antidepressants, on which the US population is planted almost from the cradle, it turns out to be a completely depressing picture. As a matter of fact, as is observed by the example of mass executions in schools, etc.
      Gloom in a word. Land of degradants.

      Interesting video. The moment was especially amusing when the man was put on trial for collecting rainwater).
  2. Refund_SSSR
    Refund_SSSR 19 September 2013 07: 51
    17
    How much exactly this bike case is a question.
    But such incidents are indeed possible in the United States. Tested on myself ... wassat laughing

    And someone else's tongue is turning around to give a hint about Stalin, denunciations, repressions without trial, a bloody gebe yes

    Just having been in the United States for at least half a year without interruption, you understand that the Hollywood film The Matrix, in general, is not so fantastic!
    1. domokl
      domokl 19 September 2013 08: 22
      +3
      Quote: We refund_SSSR
      But similar incidents are indeed possible in the USA.

      Alas, in the same way you can already talk about any European country. There is normality in the country, and in the West, the fulfillment of civic duty is normal. Moreover, if you do not report a violation (even if it only seemed to you) then you automatically become a violator.
      1. tilovaykrisa
        tilovaykrisa 19 September 2013 09: 21
        +7
        He lived for six months in Germany, so he once put the car on two curbs on two wheels and jumped out of the apartment for money, so my neighbor, 70 year old darling Hans called Kopov and I was fined a lot of money for me, the cop did not hesitate even tell me who invested me, and this divine dandelion the next morning, as if nothing had happened, greeted me with a smile. am
        1. Refund_SSSR
          Refund_SSSR 19 September 2013 09: 41
          +9
          To be honest, those who put their toilets in front of my porch are jumping onto the curb, so tightly that between the cars it’s not like a stroller! It's hard to go through!
          You don’t want to call such cops, but to scratch all the paint on both sides with a nail, cut the wheels and fill your face! wassat laughing
          And how do you talk to such people, everyone says that: "dropped in for an umbrella for five minutes" ...

          So it’s as if debatable .. After all, I really violated it.
          And the conversation is that without any violation they are slowed down on a false accusation, and then you stand and make excuses to the cops that you are not a giraffe.
          1. Refund_SSSR
            Refund_SSSR 19 September 2013 10: 12
            +4
            Again drunken driving.
            You saw a man drunk driving, drew attention to him, shook his head, and in the evening you see footage in the news that shows the same car and tells about children who were killed to death or about a terrible accident on the highway!
            From this, it’s not the blood in your veins that is getting cold, it really tears the check off your head.
            And if you can imagine that your children could have been in their place? Yes, and reaches for the phone!

            But in the USA and by the same Germany, by the way, it is considered normal to report violations while driving.
            It’s normal for us to blink the headlights on the traffic cops around the corner ...

            So it is not yet known what is more moral and fair.
            Shoals need to be punished and severely punished.
            But only so that it does not develop into mania and schizophrenia as in the article.
            1. atalef
              atalef 19 September 2013 10: 19
              +9
              my friend lives in Sweden (he is married to a Swede), he gets a fine for driving like a red light, tries to remember where and when, then his wife tells him, but do you remember driving? He remembers and says, so the night was, there was nobody, who reported? And the wife says -, I reported.
              Or already with us, we picked up the cop somehow, voted on the road, drove away, and he went out and drove ours soaked a fine for speeding. Like this
              1. Vladimirets
                Vladimirets 19 September 2013 10: 29
                +6
                Quote: atalef
                Mr. recalls and says, so the night was, there was nobody, who reported? And the wife says -, I reported.

                Why the hell is that wife?
                1. tilovaykrisa
                  tilovaykrisa 19 September 2013 19: 28
                  0
                  This is already in the genes.
                2. Revolver
                  Revolver 19 September 2013 22: 56
                  +1
                  Quote: Vladimirets
                  Quote: atalef
                  Mr. recalls and says, so the night was, there was nobody, who reported? And the wife says -, I reported.

                  Why the hell is that wife?

                  Exactly what the hell. laughing
                  In general, I once read in the news about a cop who wrote a fine to himself. And it seems that it wasn’t April 1st.
                3. Alexander Romanov
                  Alexander Romanov 20 September 2013 05: 52
                  0
                  Quote: Vladimirets
                  Why the hell is that wife?

                  Good question
              2. Refund_SSSR
                Refund_SSSR 19 September 2013 10: 35
                +1
                Or such primates throughout the country!
                (enter the words for interest in the search engine: "park on the playground" and enjoy the pictures).

                This is called - Play kids dear! wassat laughing
                Yes, you need to shoot freaks or sterilize.
                But they all dropped in for an umbrella for five minutes.

                So the practice of denunciation is not such an unnecessary topic ...
                1. Mikhail3
                  Mikhail3 19 September 2013 13: 16
                  +3
                  But nothing, that these are residential quarters planned according to Soviet standards? Somehow Leonid Ilyich gathered together and decided whether the Soviet man needed a car or not. Do you know what you decided? Not needed. Therefore, urban planning standards do not provide for any public parking lots in front of houses. And the driveways between the houses. And the streets. And the roads ...
                  Modern authorities have issued new standards ... only in the USSR, powerful institutes worked on rationing for decades. And now it takes tens of times more money to develop norms and rules, but the development itself ... A girl sits, recognizes the scans of GOST 60 years, that's all rationing. Dates correct, change paragraphs ....
                  If you are lucky to stick a car not in the sandbox - this is luck, no more.
                  1. Refund_SSSR
                    Refund_SSSR 19 September 2013 15: 03
                    +2
                    Quote: Mikhail3
                    But nothing, that these are residential quarters planned according to Soviet standards?

                    Those. Is this a good reason to block the porches or park cars in the playgrounds ?! belay fool
                    With a show-off "I stuck my toilet bowl, but on you and your children and in general, I don't give a shit at all .. and say thank you that not on your balcony, but with your complaints to Leonid Ilyich"
                    So what? Well, with such citizens and fascists it is not necessary ... For that, the site here is right so correct .. buggers are condemned for inclinations. Although they themselves at this time ... laughing

                    But somewhere I find a place for transport and my wife finds it. It may not always be right under the windows, but you can find a way out. You just cover your laziness, go the extra hundred meters.
                    1. tilovaykrisa
                      tilovaykrisa 19 September 2013 19: 29
                      0
                      You have this apparently painful topic.
                    2. Revolver
                      Revolver 19 September 2013 23: 12
                      0
                      Quote: We refund_SSSR
                      You just cover your laziness, go the extra hundred meters.

                      You haven't parked in New York yet. In Brooklyn, park a car for the night on the right side of the street, 2-3 blocks away for happiness. And on the wrong side, if until 8:00 in the morning, and in places 7:00 and 6:00, you didn’t remove the car, at 8:01 you’ll get a fine for interference with cleaning the street (on this side the sweeper drives this day). And they can drag them to the penalty area. But in Manhattan there’s no talk about free parking. Or a counter, and stuff it with coins at the rate of 25 cents for 15, or even 10 minutes, or for a private parking - somewhere around $ 5 per hour, now it can be more expensive, it has not been there for a long time. This is one of the reasons why we left there, not the main one, but still.
              3. Docent1984
                Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 32
                +2
                As they say, with such friends and enemies is not necessary)))
              4. Mister X
                Mister X 19 September 2013 21: 15
                0
                Quote: atalef
                He remembers and says, so the night was, there was nobody, who reported? And the wife says -, I reported.

                As the saying goes "My sister trippe catch a cold " wink
              5. Alexander Romanov
                Alexander Romanov 20 September 2013 05: 51
                0
                Quote: atalef
                trying to remember where and when, then his wife tells him, but do you remember driving? He remembers and says, so the night was, there was nobody, who reported? And the wife says -, I reported.

                You had to think about who to marry wassat Sanya, he has not strangled her yet laughing
            2. Black Colonel
              Black Colonel 19 September 2013 14: 20
              +3
              "In our country, it is considered normal to blink headlights about the traffic police around the corner ..."
              If there were GAI officers around the corner, they wouldn’t be scribbling - no one would blink headlights.
          2. tilovaykrisa
            tilovaykrisa 19 September 2013 19: 27
            0
            Yes, it’s not debatable, the car in the courtyard of the house of 4 apartments, the passage on the right of the car to the left, my 3rd in a row stood but 2 wheels on the curb. laughing But I agree with you on MSC the situation is 100% like this.
  3. Valery Neonov
    Valery Neonov 19 September 2013 07: 53
    +4
    It pleases me all !!!! fellow
  4. vitek1233
    vitek1233 19 September 2013 07: 58
    +5
    Living in Russia it is very difficult to believe in it, some kind of insanity, the deepest nonsense
    1. domokl
      domokl 19 September 2013 08: 26
      +5
      Quote: vitek1233
      , some kind of insanity, the deepest nonsense

      From the point of view of a Westerner, this is not nonsense at all. It is the fulfillment of our civic duty. Patriotism if you want. We swear, when a car flies through a zebra without noticing pedestrians, the Americans will immediately knock the police ...
      Probably the reason in our history. We know all too well how such games end. We already had Pavlik Morozovs and denunciations. Yes and our police have not been respected since then ...
      1. matross
        matross 19 September 2013 08: 48
        +1
        Quote: domokl
        And our police since then are not held in high esteem ...

        Let it be better ours, dear, though not held in high esteem smile soldier
        1. cumastra1
          cumastra1 19 September 2013 19: 01
          +1
          the severity of Russian laws is offset by the non-bindingness of their implementation ....
  5. My address
    My address 19 September 2013 07: 59
    +6
    Shtatovskogo madhouse good will not end. Only good will not be for neighbors on the planet.
  6. Hitrovan07
    Hitrovan07 19 September 2013 08: 03
    +3
    The value of the motherland is to recall it with nostalgia in a foreign land. wink
  7. denssss
    denssss 19 September 2013 08: 05
    +4
    "WELL STUPID!"
  8. carbofo
    carbofo 19 September 2013 08: 10
    +3
    The question is, where is the most democratic country?
    1. Guun
      Guun 19 September 2013 08: 15
      +9
      Where dictators rule.
      1. carbofo
        carbofo 20 September 2013 10: 47
        0
        It is necessary to clone Lukashenko, Muammar s.ki were shot, very few normal remain.
  9. pensioner
    pensioner 19 September 2013 08: 11
    +2
    The American way of life, how would I put it ... For an amateur, or something ... There are a lot of examples from my friends. Madhouse full. It is extremely difficult for a person with a Russian mentality to fit into their lives. Everyone says salvation is only at work. The less free time - the better. And after all, it’s not money that is mainly kept there, but the opportunity to do what you love. Nobody has come back yet ... But with squealing in Germany everything is fine. It is also full of friends. We had a lot of Germans in the city in the 70s. Everyone left for Germany in the late 80s and early 90s.
  10. Cpa
    Cpa 19 September 2013 08: 12
    +5
    I think this is real, but not everywhere. I doubt that the same orders are in Harlem and Queens. If it were so everywhere, where did the Italian mafia come from?
    1. Prorox
      Prorox 19 September 2013 13: 17
      +1
      Quote: KPA
      where did the Italian mafia come from?


      Knowing their people, the mafiosi came up with their main law, the Omerta oath, the punishment for the culprit is only death, the time and cost of sentencing does not matter. The most paradoxical thing in Italy is that it somehow works, but if the mafia from the social network all disappears, the snitch on the snitch.
    2. stroporez
      stroporez 19 September 2013 13: 55
      +1
      Duc, the author also pointed out ------------ they lived next to alcoholics. and alcoholics did not "knock" ..... it seems like the current on all sorts of Harlem and Queens people stayed ..
  11. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 19 September 2013 08: 15
    +3
    from the Don.
    Hedgehog it’s clear that USA is a different world where I haven’t been, and x .. to them. And if this really happens with the amers, as the author describes, I’m not surprised why the country with the White House turns into a country with Yellow! Uncomfortable to all neighbors from such a yellow-mattress moron. Here you have to keep a CROWBAR next to you! And treating this neighbor would not hurt this crowbar !!!
  12. Witch
    Witch 19 September 2013 08: 15
    +2
    Even if it is divided by 10, it still somehow doesn’t turn out very rosy ...
  13. airatishe
    airatishe 19 September 2013 08: 17
    +6
    Zadornova in the studio
  14. pensioner
    pensioner 19 September 2013 08: 18
    +2
    Yes. Still. A friend (Ph.D.) went to Canada in the 90s, but fled from there to the United States. In Canada, he says everything is quietly insane, but in the USA it is violent. He can speak with violent people at least somehow, but in Canada he says you’re crazy and you won’t notice. He worked at a university in New Jersey. The main backbone of teachers and scientists is immigrants. Russians, many Latinos, Indians, Chinese, former USSR. Local-units. This is at the beginning of 2000. Now I do not know. I lost contact with him.
  15. Strashila
    Strashila 19 September 2013 08: 22
    0
    "Then, looking back and seeing us" ... fuck that they take care of your children ... he could have rolled out onto the roadway like that ... worthless parents. By the way, this approach cost the Russian agent network. Each state is fighting for its safety ... even this approach fails, explosions and shooting, especially shooting is actually the norm. And this only increases the flow of information, and this leads to chaos ... the way they read the Russian fairy tale "Wolves" ... danger, not just for no reason, just to fulfill your civic duty.
  16. Averias
    Averias 19 September 2013 08: 26
    13
    I would like to give you such an example, it refers to the education of the Americans. I recently had a dialogue with a US citizen. A person related to IT, I will say more, he is a SISADMIN and a programmer. After half an hour of communication, I began to understand that the dialogue is one-sided. I say, and in response, only interjections and teenage slang (although the American is far from a teenager). The association with "Ellochka the Cannibal" (12 chairs) immediately surfaced in my head. Then the "devils" carried me into science, or rather into the field of subatomic physics and the LHC. And the American went into a deep "reboot", and his face clearly "glowed Blue Screen". In short, a stupor. And when I started asking questions about - Does he himself believe in their lasers, railguns and other Weapons of Future? About the fact that their DARPA + generals from the Pentagon, a bunch of swindlers and corrupt officials. He made scary eyes, began to get nervous, said that it was a SCARY SECRET (he’s about lasers), and how do I know this anyway. And about DARPA and the Pentagon, he said the following: I have always supported and support the authorities, that our (American) scientists are the most ingenious, that the Pentagon provides them with a clear sky overhead and other rubbish. To my question, who are these American scientists that they do not have their own, almost all are newcomers. HE was already looking at me with horror. That was the end of our conversation, and he stopped answering my calls. Here they are so strange.
    1. pensioner
      pensioner 19 September 2013 08: 43
      +5
      Quote: Averias
      He was looking at me with horror.
      You shouldn’t do it like that, without preparation. It was softer, softer repeat ... And then the relaxed bamangry an argument!
      1. Valery Neonov
        Valery Neonov 20 September 2013 05: 35
        +1
        "... an argument! ..."- one of the most effective ...
    2. Hort
      Hort 19 September 2013 09: 47
      +4
      he did not hang himself there by accident, with grief? laughing
    3. HAM
      HAM 19 September 2013 09: 52
      10
      Quote: Education in the USA is when Russian professors teach Chinese students for American money.
    4. sarmat-4791
      sarmat-4791 19 September 2013 22: 39
      0
      so they have such an education system, they grow up, receive a profession, live only by it (about the rest - not a dream or a spirit), so I congratulate you on Amer’s brain overload (maybe he got it?)
    5. GRune
      GRune 25 June 2014 13: 15
      0
      Yes, you’re a sadist, my friend ...
  17. koksalek
    koksalek 19 September 2013 08: 32
    +3
    I read in the morning, the mood of who immediately rose laughing
  18. Llirik
    Llirik 19 September 2013 08: 47
    +7
    When trying to ask US citizens a question about Snowden, a wild panic was revealed in the eyes and a desire to sew up his mouth. And the newly minted US citizens who managed to acquire an American passport without parting with a Russian one when asked: "What country do you consider yourself a citizen of?" try to hide under the table ... This is how it is: the most democratic country in the world ...
  19. Dazdranagon
    Dazdranagon 19 September 2013 08: 47
    +8
    How glad I live in the GREATEST country ... smile
    1. Docent1984
      Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 36
      +6
      The pendulum between conscience and law always leans towards conscience. Therefore, our streets are dirty, but our hearts are clean. And they have the opposite.
  20. Kiliny
    Kiliny 19 September 2013 08: 54
    +3
    What kind of nonsense, apparently in this madhouse is the statement about the exclusivity of the American nation ?!
    1. Khagysh
      Khagysh 25 June 2014 13: 15
      0
      Which nation? American? Is there such a thing? This is not a nation, this is the national team of the whole world, imagining that they are exceptional.
  21. TRex
    TRex 19 September 2013 09: 01
    +5
    I don’t know ... I don’t know ... If they are all such dropouts and stupid people - where did the world's largest economy, astronautics, nuclear energy, automotive industry, and finally, other, other things come from ... Gentlemen! We will not be so categorical as Zadornov. There are, of course, them, their cockroaches in the head, a bunch of shortcomings, etc. And what about our veterans, like cheese in butter, for example? So "no need to shaggy grandma" - your "charms" in bulk.
    1. Nick888
      Nick888 19 September 2013 11: 57
      +4
      Two world, printing money, gold from other countries transported to the Empire for "protection" from the Nazis in the Second World War.
    2. Dazdranagon
      Dazdranagon 19 September 2013 14: 08
      +4
      Quote: TRex
      where did the world's largest economy come from, astronautics, nuclear power, automotive
      - Opened the border for talented foreigners! The economy - from the Jews, space and nuclear energy - from the Germans, the automotive industry - partly its own, partly the emigrant Europeans helped! hi
    3. Khagysh
      Khagysh 25 June 2014 13: 20
      0
      Over the 200 years of its existence, there has been 1 war on their territory - between you (south-north), here you have the economy. And we only restore the destroyed in one or the other war.
  22. Basileus
    Basileus 19 September 2013 09: 20
    0
    Not having time to fly to a free country and get enough of the sips of American freedom, problems immediately rained down on me.

    As I approached the station, my hat flew off

    Guys, well, some kind of editing is needed.
    1. Docent1984
      Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 38
      0
      More precisely, "Driving up from this station and looking out the window, my hat flew off me." Alas, among my acquaintances, 90 percent say in this case incorrectly, without distinction by age and gender ...
  23. major071
    major071 19 September 2013 09: 20
    +5
    Country ov - country of denunciations. Not informed - not! Give American democracy to the whole world!
  24. SCHUZMAN
    SCHUZMAN 19 September 2013 09: 27
    +4
    The police could not figure out the Tolstopyatov’s brothers for six whole years, and dozens of people knew about them, whetted thousands of shells, shells of grenades, and nobody handed over did not rattle, it just didn’t reduce blood ...
    1. Black Colonel
      Black Colonel 19 September 2013 14: 31
      0
      It’s just that the fraternities correctly put the matter that no one understood anything
  25. Vladimir M.V.
    Vladimir M.V. 19 September 2013 09: 42
    +8
    Juvenile concentration camp. "...And the children will rise up on their parents and kill them. "(from Matthew ch. 10, 21)
    1. Docent1984
      Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 39
      0
      Wow, that’s strong. You know the Bible deeply. Definitely a bold plus
  26. HAM
    HAM 19 September 2013 09: 44
    +3
    There is a good Circassian proverb: “Choose not a house where you are going to live, but choose your neighbors.” So when choosing a country, city, house, you have to think.
  27. Humpty
    Humpty 19 September 2013 09: 44
    0
    The order of work in American firms - lay your neighbor and exalt, everything is built on squealing.
  28. igordok
    igordok 19 September 2013 09: 45
    +1
    Under the banner of the rule of law in the West dictatorship law lawyers. Lawyers push laws favorable to them, which only they can figure out.
    If you have not mortgaged, you are an accomplice to the criminal. And you can’t do an article without a lawyer.
  29. Ezhaak
    Ezhaak 19 September 2013 09: 49
    +2
    “There were signals about a stranger-maniac walking at seven thirty in the morning along this and next to this street,” the policeman calmly told me.
    I immediately looked at myself: ironed trousers, a fresh shirt, a bag with lunch and a pass hanging on my chest to scientific laboratories. I looked like an ordinary American clerk, but far from being like a bum or a maniac.
    “Unfortunately, there were so many signals sent to you that I would advise you not to go here anymore,” the policeman concluded.

    When I talked here, on the VO website, also about a similar case with my friend who moved to permanent residence in the USA some residents of Israel in full voice, sputtering, rejected the possibility of such. AU, deniers, here is another similar case
  30. igordok
    igordok 19 September 2013 09: 54
    +6
    The mentality of the "West" and "East". In the "East" there are high fences, high duval, but they will always help a neighbor, even to his own detriment. In the "West" there is an open picket fence, everyone is in sight, but they will knock without looking, and will only help if it is beneficial or for prestige.
  31. Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 19 September 2013 09: 59
    +2
    Quote: From early childhood, all US citizens are instilled with the idea of ​​the need for anonymous assistance to state executive and judicial authorities.
    Of course, after September 11, the Americans became arch-vigilant. I fully believe the author of the article. The vigilance of Americans often comes to the point of absurdity.Living in such conditions is, to say the least, difficult. At the same time, it would not hurt in our country to increase the level of communication between the population and law enforcement agencies. Maybe crimes will be less.
  32. Muadipus
    Muadipus 19 September 2013 10: 13
    +2
    Russia is the freest country in the world! Do what you want and nothing will happen to you for this, the main thing is not to disturb others from doing what they want.

    Shl. It is strange that the author of the article himself did not evict all the neighbors ... would write a denunciation that the neighbor is constantly writing denunciations, something like that. Or remember the old motto "Goats need to be taught!" - pour a couple of bottles of ASD-3 near the threshold or even better into the ventilation or onto the car into the air intake. War, so war!
    1. Ezhaak
      Ezhaak 19 September 2013 10: 32
      0
      Quote: Muadipus
      pour a couple of ASD-3 bottles near the threshold or even better into the ventilation or onto the car in the air intake. War, so war!

      And then get a denunciation of the use of toxic substances or weapons of mass destruction? But they will write more than once.
      1. Muadipus
        Muadipus 19 September 2013 10: 47
        +1
        Mlyn, well, you don’t need to leave a business card on the lobovuha and an ADS brochure))
        ASD - this is so for an example of a variant of the struggle. IMHO, a Russian person is difficult to lime, the only Achilles' heel is children. We do not have immunity against even a hint of selecting our child.
        1. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 19 September 2013 11: 00
          +1
          Quote: Muadipus
          We do not have immunity against even a hint of selecting our child.

          That's why I never set myself the goal of relocating to the United States or somewhere else, like the Middle East, Europe. I feel good in Russia too.
        2. Hort
          Hort 19 September 2013 14: 13
          +1
          yes kakbe immunity is, but it is ultraradical. And not everyone is ready to protect their children with weapons in their hands. Moreover, here all one children without parents remain ...
  33. kostik1301
    kostik1301 19 September 2013 10: 15
    +1
    s-only one word ................
  34. crossbow
    crossbow 19 September 2013 10: 40
    +3
    Another, I don’t know what kind of article in the style is what kind of passion-face in the free and glorified West. When, finally, our compatriots traveling there will understand that the USA is a country in which almost everything and everything is regulated, and it means it’s limited by the mass of laws, the non-observance of which is strictly and most importantly promptly punishable, it is extremely important to take into account the peculiarities of the population’s mentality, otherwise it will be very, very uncomfortable, or rather hard, to tell the author .. About the scamming, the USA is a country with a very since the moment of its formation, law enforcement agencies themselves are not able to fight it effectively without the use of allies in the form of vigilant (it seems often and too vigilant) citizens.
  35. AX
    AX 19 September 2013 10: 41
    +2
    The matrix...
  36. Soviet_Union
    Soviet_Union 19 September 2013 10: 52
    +5
    Now compare: American freedom and human rights, and ours. It turns out we are much freer than them. And now, and during the USSR were.
    1. Docent1984
      Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 42
      0
      You know, they have not even a hint in the constitution on such a thing as freedom of conscience. And it will be more important than much.
      1. Crocodile
        Crocodile 19 September 2013 22: 04
        0
        Something I even did not meet the word CONSCIENCE in their appeal!
        Honestly - even rummaged in the dictionary, it turns out there is!
        Quote: Docent1984
        You know, they have not even a hint in the constitution on such a thing as freedom of conscience. And it will be more important than much.

        have a conscience! - have a heart!
        to lose conscience - have no shame! laughing
        1. Ezhaak
          Ezhaak 20 September 2013 10: 56
          0
          Quote: Crocodile
          even rummaged in the dictionary, it turns out there is

          That is what this is about. To find out about existence, you need to rummage through the dictionary, but not in memory! And according to the texts in the forum, you seem to live there. wassat
    2. Evgeniy-111
      Evgeniy-111 19 September 2013 13: 22
      0
      Especially in the USSR!
      There was an article here about the "scoop"!
  37. Djozz
    Djozz 19 September 2013 11: 03
    +8
    I remember the years of perestroika, when a flock of crap and guerrilla activists who dug themselves into the media, in particular the magazine "Ogonyok", in every possible way sneered at our society, calling Russians born informers who were "forced" by Stalin. But America is a country that has fallen out-raspberries, absolute freedom and grace! I was taught from kindergarten to sneak a shame!
    1. Docent1984
      Docent1984 19 September 2013 11: 43
      +1
      And they taught me with fists and it hurts, which is remembered for a lifetime. To you +
  38. albanech
    albanech 19 September 2013 11: 11
    +3
    I hope that many will agree that the United States is the Resident Evil! And so everything is written correctly!
  39. mithridate
    mithridate 19 September 2013 11: 12
    +1
    and what is FREEDOM? conscious need
  40. 10kAzAk01
    10kAzAk01 19 September 2013 11: 20
    +1
    The article smiled! But in general it suddenly became interesting: And what do they think about our "non-stinging" mentality !!! laughing
  41. Revolver
    Revolver 19 September 2013 11: 33
    11
    Very exaggerated, although something is true. And something looks completely unrealistic.
    For example, I prefer to work in the garden shirtless when the weather allows. So far no one has made any comments.
    But somehow, only having bought a house, and not yet moving in, I did repairs in it. Just then I lost my job, so I didn’t hire repairmen, but I did it myself. And then a man rings the doorbell somehow, introduces himself as a building inspector of the city, and asks on what basis I do work without permits (permits). It turned out that for all work related to replacing plaster, replacing pipes, or hauling wires, we need to take a permit from the city, and separately for construction, plumbing, and electrics. I had to go get paperwork, I lost a couple of hundred bucks this day (permits are not free). And then these permits must be closed, for which cause the inspector - that very man. Well, thank God, the price of inspections is included in the permit, and he even suggested a couple of things how to redo it to match the local SNiP, but another day was lost, because the inspector does not arrive at a specific time, but between 8:00 and 16:00. Why am I doing this? Besides the neighbors knocked that he was doing work without permite, I even suspect who exactly. For this repair, since the repair was not an improvement, taxes were not thrown up. The next time, knowing how much, when I put an additional toilet on the 1st floor (initially it was only 1, on the second), I took permits in advance. And the next year, the tax for the house was thrown, because with 2 toilets it became more expensive.
    This is the second case. I repair this fence on the site, I see - a dog with a mistress on a leash is attached to my site, in the unenclosed part, cp @ t. I shout to the mistress that this is private land - in response the middle finger. I take a hose and with a jet drive both cyk from my land. She threatens to lower the cyka (healthy newf), and bends down to the collar. I had an ax at hand - to peel off the pegs - I lift it and say that I will defend myself if attacked. She left, and after 5 minutes a cop pulled up, said that according to the statement that I was chasing these cykos (!!!) with an ax. Well, we figured it out, the cop suggested that she not walk the dog on my side of the street, but to me - in such cases, it’s illegal to take a telephone and not call a telephone, because it is illegal to use dogs as a private dog. But this cyke had the nerve to convey !!!
    As for the fact that walking down the street you can get in trouble - complete bullshit. The police can of course ask who is and what you are doing, but if there is no crime, then - "Thank you sir, sorry to bother you, have a nice day."
    There is often an advertisement on TV "See something - say something", that is, if you see something suspicious, for example a suitcase unattended, call the police. You never know a bomb. I don't remember finding bombs like that, but somehow they found a dismembered corpse.
    As for the rental housing - for your money, remove at least a dog kennel. Now, if you receive the state housing allowance, then yes - the apartment must comply with the sanitary and other standards, including the area and number of rooms. So it burned afftap - at least for some time he did not work and lived on benefits, at the expense of taxpayers.
    Yes, children are taught a little something to complain about. Did you hit? Tell the teacher. Gave change? They will punish, maybe even more than the offender, if he complains first. It’s disgusting, but I have to put up, I came here myself, nobody dragged me by force, and I’m not Chechen to come to a foreign city to establish my own laws of mountains and Sharia there.
    A minus article. So that afftap He did not thicken the paint and did not mislead the public.
    1. Proud.
      Proud. 19 September 2013 13: 22
      +2
      Quote: Nagan
      I repair this fence on the site, I see - a dog with a mistress on a leash is attached to my site, in the unenclosed part, cp @ t. I shout to the mistress that this is private land - in response the middle finger. I take a hose and with a jet drive both cyk from my land. She threatens to lower the cyka (healthy newf), and bends down to the collar. I had an ax at hand - to peel off the pegs - I lift it and say that I will defend myself if attacked. She left, and after 5 minutes a cop pulled up, said that according to the statement that I was chasing these cykos (!!!) with an ax. Well, we figured it out, the cop suggested that she not walk the dog on my side of the street, but to me - in such cases, it’s illegal to take a telephone and call a telephone to them, because it’s illegal to use dogs for private property as dogs. But this cyke had the nerve to convey !!!

      Thank you. I understand that you were not laughing, but I laughed for a long time. laughing
    2. Crocodile
      Crocodile 19 September 2013 22: 16
      +1
      But they really stopped me when I walked along the sidewalk from the hotel to the nearest gas station for a phone card!
      They even threw them back to the hotel ...
      Well, on charges of "sexual harassment", it is quite possible to run into if you give up your seat on the bus!
      An American colleague at work tried to hold him accountable for trying to treat her with a chocolate bar!
      1. sarmat-4791
        sarmat-4791 19 September 2013 22: 35
        0
        USA - and these people forbid us to pick our nose (who cares - you can look in YouTube, the old cartoon - but interesting)
    3. Harakternik
      Harakternik 20 September 2013 00: 33
      -1
      America world bankrupt and therefore everyone should, including all citizens, so give me my money America then do repairs
      1. Revolver
        Revolver 20 September 2013 02: 48
        0
        Quote: Harakternik
        give me my money america then do the repair
        Minus, big and bold, for rudeness.
        1. Tartary
          Tartary 20 September 2013 04: 59
          0
          Quote: Nagan
          Quote: Harakternik
          give me my money america then do the repair
          Minus, big and bold, for rudeness.

          Where is rudeness, kind Colt ?? ... oh! ... Nagant ?? I don’t understand why it’s not Colt, but Nagant ?? Do not break away from Russianness remains a desire?

          Give you free rein, for the jokes told in Russia about America, you will become wanted by Interpol ...

          Records of M. Zadornov’s concerts to help you, as an instruction or an explanatory dictionary ...
          1. Revolver
            Revolver 20 September 2013 06: 24
            0
            Quote: Tartary
            Where is rudeness here?
            Have you noticed? Reread carefully, it is exactly where the indicated individual goes over to the person. However, perhaps you do not understand, because it seems to you that it is also not alien, judging by the following:
            Quote: Tartary
            kind colt ?? ... oh! ... Nagant ??
            1. Tartary
              Tartary 20 September 2013 10: 36
              -2
              Quote: Nagan
              Quote: Tartary
              Where is rudeness here?
              Have you noticed? Reread carefully, it is exactly where the indicated individual goes over to the person. However, perhaps you do not understand, because it seems to you that it is also not alien, judging by the following:
              Quote: Tartary
              kind colt ?? ... oh! ... Nagant ??


              Yeah, ah ... request This is exactly for you to see M. Zadornov ... lol

              Although in your case, it is better to go to Petrosyan first ... wink
              1. Tartary
                Tartary 22 September 2013 16: 11
                -2
                Quote: Tartary
                Quote: Nagan
                Quote: Tartary
                Where is rudeness here?
                Have you noticed? Reread carefully, it is exactly where the indicated individual goes over to the person. However, perhaps you do not understand, because it seems to you that it is also not alien, judging by the following:
                Quote: Tartary
                kind colt ?? ... oh! ... Nagant ??


                Yeah, ah ... request This is exactly for you to see M. Zadornov ... lol

                Although in your case, it is better to go to Petrosyan first ... wink

                I’m laughing at you minusers, I’m already rolling ...))) Kill against the wall - feel relief ...
    4. CAPILATUS
      CAPILATUS 20 September 2013 21: 46
      +2
      Good review! Cool wrote! Add a little. Perhaps, since I myself do repairs, I’ll add that if you do something yourself, and not a licensed specialist, then you accordingly take the risks. That is, if the apartment burns down due to wiring, or there is a flood due to improperly welded pipes, the insurance company will not pay anything.
      Regarding repair permits. I got permissions myself for FREE. I called the engineers, outlined what I want to do (tear down the wall between the kitchen and the living room), they told me to do it - it will not affect the strength, we can certainly come and give you a piece of paper, but it will cost 350 bucks. After that, he called the real estate manager and told me what they had told me in the engineering office. The manager replied - no problem, include the phone number and name of the person you spoke to in the contract for modernization. All. I don’t know about the tax increase, but since it is paid about 1% per year of the cost of housing, then if there will be an increase, then it will be miserable.

      He did not live in the United States, but in Canada, maybe more insanity than in the United States, judging by the reviews of numerous friends who live there. I think in the article the author "slightly" distorts. You just need to adapt to the laws of another country, and not drag your charter to someone else's monastery. In the end, no one forbids the aftar to move to some other state, having previously studied the local laws, which may differ like heaven and earth. From yourself - blame Alaska, I've heard a lot of good things about this state
  42. eplewke
    eplewke 19 September 2013 11: 34
    0
    The United States is the most open and democratic country in the world ... well, yes ... Why then maintain a whole army of police and social services ??? There was a story, one mother from Virginia ordered a frying pan for E-Bay, and her husband picked up a backpack for fishing, and what do you think ??? After a few hours, special forces with machine guns burst into them, knock the door out for them, twist a couple and start questioning why you bought a backpack and pots on the Internet ??? They were looking for terrorists ... Here it is a free country in all its glory ... fool
  43. Garrin
    Garrin 19 September 2013 11: 39
    +3
    USA - the country of denunciations

    I read the article and immediately came up with another name:
    The USA is a country of paranoid.
    1. borisjdin1957
      borisjdin1957 19 September 2013 11: 48
      +1
      from the Don.
      Here from the representative of this country, the undershot fart McCain, an article appeared. Read in: Pravda.ru :!
    2. Ezhaak
      Ezhaak 19 September 2013 12: 16
      0
      Quote: Garrin
      The USA is a country of paranoid.

      If you believe this article, then most likely this is a country of schizophrenics.
      http://via-midgard.info/news/22604-yavlyayutsya-li-psixicheskie-rasstrojstva.htm
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      1. Garrin
        Garrin 19 September 2013 13: 13
        0
        Quote: Hedgehog

        If you believe this article, then most likely this is a country of schizophrenics.

        And we do not contradict each other at all. Here is what WIKI writes:
        Paranoia (dr. Greek παράνοια - insanity) is a type of thinking disorder that occurs with a number of mental illnesses and brain damage. People suffering from paranoia are characterized by an unhealthy suspicion, a tendency to see the machinations of enemies in random events, to build complex theories of conspiracies against themselves. In mild cases of paranoia, they speak of paranoid personality disorder (F60.0). [1] If paranoia develops into delusions of persecution or delusions of grandeur, then in such cases they talk about paranoid schizophrenia
        1. pensioner
          pensioner 19 September 2013 13: 48
          +3
          Quote: Garrin
          Here is what WIKI writes:
          Paranoia (other Greek παράνοια - insanity) is a type of thinking disorder that occurs with a number of mental illnesses and brain damage. People suffering from paranoia are characterized by an unhealthy suspicion, a tendency to see the machinations of enemies in random events, to build complex theories of conspiracies against themselves.

          And my friend, a psychiatrist, says: "If you are paranoid, it does not mean that no one is watching you ...". laughing
          1. Garrin
            Garrin 19 September 2013 16: 26
            +1
            Quote: retired

            And my psychiatrist friend says: "If you are paranoid, it doesn’t mean that nobody is watching you ...". laughing

            Correctly your friend says. There is no arguing.
  44. vvvvv
    vvvvv 19 September 2013 11: 41
    +5
    I don’t understand only one thing - that my fellow citizens whine and s.r.u. at Russia, are torn to the West, ready to betray and sell their homeland, and then they interfere in the West and seek support from their fellow citizens thrown by them, publishing such materials. .. A migrant is a deserter and, in a certain sense, psychologically a "skin" itself. I think Russia is the best place, even with all its flaws. That somewhere there is a madhouse is already secondary and should not worry me if I'm not going to rush somewhere. I even prefer to rest in Russia, and not to rush like a "monkey" to all sorts of Turkey, etc. Maybe in Soviet times, rest abroad was exotic, but now it is a cheap show-off and dubious rest.
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  46. slaventi
    19 September 2013 11: 59
    +3
    Pavlik Morozov is a "saint" in comparison with the amerikosy. They absorbed the stitching with mother's milk. The country of downs and informers.
  47. andruha70
    andruha70 19 September 2013 12: 00
    +2
    I'm shocked ... belay no, of course I suspected that not everything is so smooth in the "Danish kingdom" but what is written in the article (and confirmed in the comments) simply does not fit in my head fool
  48. GRDS
    GRDS 19 September 2013 12: 05
    0
    Country Pavlik Morozov!
  49. Makarov
    Makarov 19 September 2013 12: 46
    +4
    US country of denunciations ??? Do not tell ... Germany - this is a country of denunciations, the United States compared with them children ...
    1. Belogor
      Belogor 19 September 2013 12: 49
      +2
      That the country is different, the difference is small. This is the Western mentality that they want to instill in us too.
      It’s just not clear why they have such high crime and so many cases of bullying of children?
      1. Rider
        Rider 19 September 2013 16: 04
        +1
        Quote: Belogor
        It’s just not clear why they have such high crime and so many cases of bullying of children?


        and the answer is simple, because it is SAFE to knock on a neighbor (and even proud of it) than to testify against the criminal, he can shoot.
      2. Makarov
        Makarov 19 September 2013 16: 39
        +2
        They even want you, but we are already with one foot in .... a grave or shit? I just can’t make out ...
  50. poccinin
    poccinin 19 September 2013 13: 05
    0
    Quote: TRex
    I don’t know ... I don’t know ... If they are all such dropouts and stupid people - where did the world's largest economy, astronautics, nuclear energy, automotive industry, and finally, other, other things come from ... Gentlemen! We will not be so categorical as Zadornov. There are, of course, them, their cockroaches in the head, a bunch of shortcomings, etc. And what about our veterans, like cheese in butter, for example? So "no need to shaggy grandma" - your "charms" in bulk.

    Yes, only emigrants work for them. rocket science German VON BROWN. atomic physics German ALBERT ESTEIN and about the ATOMIC BOMB they say that the USA CANNOT CREATE IT FOR 4 YEARS. they stole it from the Germans at the end of the war.
    1. DimYang
      DimYang 19 September 2013 15: 20
      0
      And who is talking about something else. The United States is primarily a country of outcasts (criminals and other scum), and then a country of immigrants. Their state policy was to buy "brains". Himself from blacks and criminals to take them is simply impossible "imposable".
    2. Djozz
      Djozz 19 September 2013 17: 38
      0
      Albert Einstein has nothing to do with the creation of the atomic bomb.