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Grandfather Panas and the European Union (Versions.com Ukraine)

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Grandfather Panas and the European Union (Versions.com Ukraine)



From the message of the Interfax-Ukraine news agency: “President of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych urges the Verkhovna Rada to support as soon as possible the package of bills necessary to sign the Association Agreement with the European Union. “We must ensure the adoption of laws envisaged by the European Union’s visa liberalization action plan for Ukraine,” said the head of state, speaking in parliament after the inauguration of the third session. ”

Excerpt from the internal circular of the Presidential Administration to local executive authorities: “... Taking into account the importance of the tasks of accelerating European integration, we draw your attention to the need to work to identify members of sexual minorities and register them at the place of residence. We consider it necessary to provide comprehensive assistance in providing the LGBT community with all the necessary materials and services for normal functioning. Within two months, they should send statistical reports to higher bodies, which, in particular, should indicate how many gay, lesbian, bestiality, transsexual, transgender minority groups in each administrative-territorial unit. We draw the attention of managers to personal responsibility for the data provided and their compliance "...

- "... the average European indicators", - read the chairman of the collective farm "Cherry" (formerly named "Philosophical and Economic Manuscripts Karl Marx 1848 of the Year) of Zhytomyr Region, known among the villagers as Semyonich. The local asset of the Party of Regions in the face of zootechnics, milkmaids and the accountant carefully looked into his mouth. Semyonitch slowly got wet sweaty bald spot and growled: "Well, blah?".

- So I did not understand, do we need to do something? - Baba Nastya asked, she is also an advanced machine milking operator in the recent past.

- Europeans need to look ... - thoughtfully spoke Semenych.

- So where? - genuinely astonished woman Nastya, slapped her hands on wide thighs and looked at the crowd. “Last year, Valya went to pick up strawberries here for the Poles, so not even a single European has raped her.

- Do you answer in rhyme or in fact? !! - The chairman got wound up, who was brought the contents of the circular against the painting in the area and hinted very transparently about personal responsibility. What it is, Semyonitch guessed, because he was not done with a finger and had experience in the ranks of the SA behind his shoulders. He immediately understood that they had shoved all the work on him, so that he could then report to the center on the progress achieved in the European integration of the regions.

- You are not part, chairman, explain humanly what this transgender person is and how to plant it? - the zootechnician interfered, who was considered an intellectual in the village, because he always protruded his little finger when he drank moonshine.

Semyonitch outlined the picture. It turned out that it was necessary to find blood from the nose among the personnel of a couple of gays, one lesbian and, if lucky, also a transgender person. Otherwise, the chairman will have anal sex with the leadership of the area. Brainstorming began. It cannot be said that the villagers were backward and unenlightened people. Almost all the children bought cell phones, and Baba Nastya even bravely surfed the Internet on “didjus” and asked “Google”, which she considered as a doctor, how to treat pancreatitis. The course of the party and the opposition to the close integration of local residents in Germany was also well known. Moreover, it was welcomed because paying forty euros for a “Schengen” to go, as it was said here, “to wash the back of the fritz” is too much. However, the new integration of the local population is slightly embarrassed. But since the authorities said, then it must be executed. Started with the candidacy of a malicious lesbian. Baba Nastya immediately suggested writing to her sexual minority her neighbor Teklyu, who, I quote, “such a bitch, launches geese in my garden every time.” “I told her, an active lesbian, said a hundred times: lock up your ganers, they trampled and exhausted me, how much did they attack,” Baba Nastya entered the image, since it was a question of pain.

After a long discussion, Teklu was deleted from the list of active lesbians. First, age. Still, 75 is not exactly the right year for same-sex love. Secondly, many of those present were afraid of revenge from the granny, who for many hours could have an interlocutor in the brain that your Tymoshenko. Pretty quickly lesbian candidates began to fall off one by one. The saleswoman from Silpo passed the longest in the nominees, but she too was excluded due to the presence of three children, a husband and a lover. "The image is not the same! ..", - thoughtfully summed up Semyonitch and became sad. It was decided to approach the problem from the other end. That is, to find a suitable n ****** a. All those present agreed that Vaska-tractor driver is a rare fagot, because he constantly gets drunk and crashes into one transformer all over the village, depriving everyone of the only consolation - to watch the next season of the Ukraine May Talents show.

However, to go and tell him the good news of enrollment in the glorious European squad n ****** no one dared. Vaska had a cool temper, which was only aggravated by constant alcohol intoxication.

And then the accountant had insight in the form of insight. He smiled mysteriously, straightened his glasses, made a mysterious expression on his face, and coughed, drawing everyone’s attention. “Would you like to take a sho?”, Woman Nastya asked him suspiciously. But the accountant was not offended. In a mysterious voice, he said: "We have a same-sex family." There was an oppressive silence. All stupidly stuck in the subject. “Hto?”, Suddenly asked Semyonitch in a hoarse voice. The billmaster demanded time off, a tractor for plowing a kitchen garden and half a liter. “You will be killed, you still hang for me for the annual balance,” the chairman snapped, “speak.” According to the debit and credit worker, it turned out that grandfather Panas (well, the penultimate hut from the forest), who has been living for about twenty years together with a stray driver, who had forgotten during the voyage for the last twenty years, fully fits the high European standards. for fasting. The idea, oddly enough, was sound. The more the meeting participants delved into the details, the more convinced they were: yes, there is indeed a same-sex gay couple on their collective farm that fully fits the parameters required by the Presidential Administration: both are not married, live together in the same hut, lead a secretive lifestyle, and Panas name is Innokenty. It all fits. “It fits,” the chairman took a willful decision and rushed to inform grandfather Panas and his Innokentiy (known as Kesh) about the admission of the two of them to the vanguard of European gays.

Grandfather Panas was just sitting on a bench near the gate and thoughtfully looked at the stork. “I wonder if the eggs are in his feathers or is it a female?”, The grandfather mused, dragging on the rare for the present times Volna cigarette without a filter. He did not immediately notice the approaching chairman, since he had to take up the complex problem of the sexual identification of the birds. Semyonitch did not pull the cat by the balls and immediately raised the question with an edge: “Hey, Panas, will you ****** or what?”. The grandfather, squinting for some time, studied the chairman’s face, then played on a mobile phone in “mahjong” and finally clearly said: “I went to ***”.

However, Semyonitch was an experienced negotiator. After many hours of discussion, to which Innocent was periodically connected at various stages of intoxication, a consensus was reached: the passport details of his grandfather Panas and his partner were included in the “same-sex family” column for reporting. For this, the chairman exposes three bubbles of a kazenka, two bags of feed, and a cart of manure. “**** with you,” grandfather Panas summed up and continued his ornithological research. Semyonitch cheerfully reported to the area, unspeakably surprised the local leadership. A week later, they forgot about gays and European integration. As it turned out, nothing ...

The trouble came unexpectedly in the form of a solid yellow mail package. On the official letterhead decorated with the EU flag, it was reported that a few days ago a high commission from Brussels would come to the collective farm to monitor the situation with gay rights. The document stressed that the conclusions of the commission will be crucial on the eve of the summit in Vilnius on the signing of an association agreement between Ukraine and the EU. Semyonitch sat down. Blank fell out of his trembling hand. Baba Nastya picked up the paper, read it and asked: “Chairman, what is monitoring?”. "**** will, Nastya, ***** in all the cracks ...", said Semyonitch hopelessly.

The crisis group in the already familiar composition - the chairman, the bookkeeper, the milkmaid and the livestock specialist - gathered in the office building and booted until the morning. A statistical gay couple who was represented by one grandfather Panas was invited to the meeting. It was consumed nemeryanny brew and developed a specific plan for European integration. For three days, intensive training was conducted. When representatives of the European Commission, accompanied by activists of the LGBT community, experts on gender policy from the opposition, as well as the entire district authorities, arrived at the collective farm, they were personally greeted by bread and salt by the chairman. Flags of the European Union, Ukraine and the rainbow standard of sexual minorities hovering over the village council. Happy same-sex family stood a little distance. Grandfather Panas was dressed in chic riding breeches with a cutout on the ass (in one film, the animal technician saw real European n ****** s dress this way), polished kersey boots with adorable cow dung and a scarf on his naked body. Kesh wore tight jeans donated by the accountant’s nephew, thongs made from Nastya Baba’s leggings and a clothesline, as well as a Turkish leather jacket for the chairman. The officer's cap with a crown covered with sparkles completed the outfit. My grandfather Panas terribly froze naked ass, but he smiled bravely and wrapped Kesha in a hand with a hastily made manicure of a radically pink color. A little away, the entire rural population was crowding and discussing Panas’s blue ass. “Look, and the Chiryaks are purely in the shape of the Big Dipper's bucket,” Vaska the tractor driver, who himself almost became f ****** m, excelled. “So when will he fight Keshka? Before or after monitoring? ”, - discussed the actual topic of women.

The EU monitoring commission consisted of a woman with a sleek horse face and a short, round-faced little man wearing glasses with a gold rim. "Similarly, n ****** p", - decided the women and crossed in case just in case. Intourists jumped to a happy gay couple and began to bang something animatedly. The late TV crews from the “5 Channel” fell out of the minibus that arrived and began to fuss, adjusting the equipment and glancing at the first rural European’s frozen ass. Grandfather Panas cleared his throat, slightly spoiled the air from the tension and invited everyone to the gay hut: “Well, as he says, blah, nah house!”. The efforts of the community of the same-sex couple were painted in a cheerful blue color and painted with flowers, cheburashkas, and Cossacks from a well-known cartoon.

There was an inscription “FREE LAVE” on the fence. The flea-headed watchdog, who until recently regularly barked in the yard, was replaced by a shaved lap dog, depicting a glamorous toy terrier. Bolonka froze terribly, like the grandfather Panas ass. All a friendly string moved into the family nest. Kesha walked as if about a **** coming up, as the clothesline dug into his crotch, and the string triangle, made of leggings with a pile, hermetically sealed the eggs. However, a chubby European found this walk to be wildly sexual, which he reported through the translator Keshe. Everyone applauded. Directly on the veranda was a double bed, made of two armored beds. “Here, blah, our love nest, here we spend all our free time thinking about Ukraine’s membership in the EU,” Grandfather Panas stuttered out from memory.

- How did you meet? - the question of a lady with a horse face was transferred to Panas.

- Well, Duc, how ... there was a romantic meeting ... well, then I put him in ... well, love, in one word ...

- The power does not obstruct your free love? - Chubby asked.

Grandfather Panas, in search of support, looked at the chairman. He secretly showed him a fist.

- Yes, not ... we have Semyonitch, well, our director, the former party organizer, is good. Back in Soviet times, condoms helped to get, which are electronically tested, could always help with petroleum jelly, even gave fuel oil ...

- Mazut? - Europeans were amazed ...

Grandpa Panas realized that he was a little bit over the ******, and began to get out. According to him, it appeared that fuel oil is much more useful for this business, since it has a high elasticity. "On the eggs, in short, does not drip," he concluded hopelessly. The situation was saved by the boar Boris, who erupted in a heart-rending screech.

“Oh,” the monitor workers came to life, “do you like animals too? !!”

Grandfather Panas swallowed and turned pale. There was no face on the chairman. The same-sex family man leaned over Semenych’s ear and said in a tragic whisper: “I won’t be a pig!” The chairman appealed pleadingly at his grandfather. Panas sighed and said in a trembling voice: "Everything is like in Europe ... animals, so also, that ... we love."

Except that Kesh fell asleep right in the thong near the dildo, made of shafts polished with years, the meeting with the high commission was held at a decent level. Europeans have the most positive impressions of the life of sex minorities in the Zhytomyr region. Baba Nastya was inspired and admitted that in her youth she was a lesbian, but under the influence of totalitarian propaganda she abandoned this matter. The commission drove off in a pink SUV, and grandfather Panas sank down on the stool with a bare ass, but did not notice it. “Well, padlo, chairman, I’ll make you same-sex love, n ***** p European,” he thought, trying to light his trembling hands.
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  1. Orel
    Orel 13 September 2013 06: 25 New
    24
    We consider it necessary to provide comprehensive assistance in providing the LGBT community with all the materials and services necessary for the normal functioning. Within two months, send statistical reports to higher authorities, which, in particular, should indicate how many gay, lesbian, bestial, transgender, transgender minorities are in each administrative unit. We draw the attention of managers to personal responsibility for the data provided and their compliance ”...


    WORLD HAS GONE MAD!!! GOOD THAT THE KHMELNYTSKY DIED BOGDAN. HE DO NOT SEE THIS SHAME
    1. soldat1945
      soldat1945 13 September 2013 06: 36 New
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      Yes, he laughed heartily, I hope that not through tears!
      1. seller trucks
        13 September 2013 09: 31 New
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        Quote: soldat1945
        Yes, he laughed heartily, I hope that not through tears!


        To be honest, this morning I didn’t believe that the feuilleton was placed in VO, St. Petersburg to the Admin, I wanted to charge everyone with a Friday mood in the morning, I hope it happened, there will be a sequel. Have a nice day, everyone
        1. Ded Mahluk
          Ded Mahluk 13 September 2013 10: 19 New
          15
          Respect and respect, neighing like a horse and to friends good started
          1. eplewke
            eplewke 13 September 2013 10: 53 New
            +7
            Yeah! It's ridiculous! haha !!! Ukraine, why do you need this rake ???
        2. stalkerwalker
          stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 11: 30 New
          +8
          Quote: seller trucks
          Have a nice day, everyone


          Thanks 10500 times !!!
      2. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 11: 30 New
        +6
        Quote: soldat1945
        Yes, he laughed heartily, I hope that not through tears!


        And I, and I, and I, could not laugh !!!
        Not Gogol, of course, but it is written beautifully!
        To the author - respect and respect!
        laughing laughing laughing
        1. Moon
          Moon 14 September 2013 00: 34 New
          -1
          stalkerwalker
          To the author - respect and respect!


          Looks like the article was written before the pennies for food were received from the Presidential Administration. But now everything is in order, the loot has arrived

          http://www.versii.com/news/286840/
          1. Corneli
            Corneli 14 September 2013 00: 42 New
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            Quote: Luna
            stalkerwalker
            To the author - respect and respect!

            Looks like the article was written before the pennies for food were received from the Presidential Administration. But now everything is in order, the loot has arrived

            http://www.versii.com/news/286840/

            I read the article by your link ... Refute what is written there, if you can, of course ...
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 13 September 2013 08: 12 New
      10
      Quote: Orel
      WORLD HAS GONE MAD!!

      I wanted to highlight the same part, but I was late. Personally, I want to congratulate the visitor to the site Kars on this European achievement laughing
      Kars, you dreamed about European values, well, enjoying wink
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 13 September 2013 08: 43 New
        10
        laughingAbout mooring smiled to the fullest laughing Joke on the topic: Member of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine at the hippodrome:
        - your mother! And then ne delivering to that mare ...
        1. Ruslan_F38
          Ruslan_F38 13 September 2013 15: 31 New
          +3
          He would have laughed if everything had not been so sad and hopeless. Well, Yanukovych and .luha and stupid and corrupt - I did not expect to be honest, I thought common sense would win.
  2. Silkway0026
    Silkway0026 13 September 2013 06: 35 New
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    Most likely it will. Ukraine, my best wishes in mastering a new position ... A geyropa is waiting for you!
  3. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 13 September 2013 06: 36 New
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    In the future, all homopotuses of Europe will be called the suicide of civilization.
  4. Garrin
    Garrin 13 September 2013 06: 45 New
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    “Exactly, n ****** p,” the women decided, and just in case they crossed themselves.

    Then at the time of the whole leadership of Ukraine to cross themselves, so that the mind would return.
    1. Pit
      Pit 13 September 2013 06: 53 New
      +7
      Quote: Garrin
      Then at the time of the whole leadership of Ukraine to cross themselves, so that the mind would return.

      What reason? When everything that is acquired not by hard labor is stored in this very geyrop and if you don’t show how well you live, you don’t see your capital. So they tear * opu.
    2. German
      German 14 September 2013 02: 32 New
      0
      ..... Hardly will help (I'm about "crossed") Only shooting !!!
  5. TRex
    TRex 13 September 2013 06: 51 New
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    Just SUPER! Respect to the author! When will all these charms of modernity reach us? We have obscurantism beyond the Urals: neither gay pride parades, nor carnivals ... I generally keep quiet about bestiality.
    1. German
      German 14 September 2013 02: 33 New
      +2
      I want to move to your "obscurantism"!
  6. Predator-74
    Predator-74 13 September 2013 06: 51 New
    +8
    Then he immediately remembered Schiller:
    And the world can be seen "broke off its hinges"
    Everywhere fun, noise and din.
    Above see the Lord passed away
    Downstairs, and Damn passed away there ...
    Still, I hope that the Lord is alive and soon his patience will burst in order to stop this whole Garden.
  7. VasDA
    VasDA 13 September 2013 06: 52 New
    10
    Laughing at the top of his voice ... laughing My curious son overcame me with the question: why am I laughing so much? I could not explain ...
  8. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 13 September 2013 07: 06 New
    +7
    from the Don.
    It would be funny, but so bitter! Not far off gas prices for the population will increase by 40 percent! I doubt that Ukrainians will be funny!
  9. andrei332809
    andrei332809 13 September 2013 07: 08 New
    +4
    on liberalization of the European Union visa regime for Ukraine ”,

    Yanukovych has nothing to feed his people? decided, let them eat in Europe themselves?
    well, that's fun. the mood went up by "5"
  10. My address
    My address 13 September 2013 07: 10 New
    -2
    Of course, Yanukovych and Co. behave like Cossacks from the West. But why make people idiots?

    Bad story. Extremely provocative. Minus.
    1. Hleb
      Hleb 13 September 2013 07: 50 New
      +9
      a map that shows how homosexuals are in Europe. The greener the color of the country, the better they live in it. Accordingly, the richer the red, the worse things are. card for 2012.

      not so sad wink
      1. Refund_SSSR
        Refund_SSSR 13 September 2013 07: 58 New
        +4
        And Belarus is pinkish laughing
        1. Hleb
          Hleb 13 September 2013 08: 13 New
          +2
          I don’t know by whom the map was drawn up and by what criteria. The approximate drop, but minus one is normal. A year earlier the picture was a little different
          1. a52333
            a52333 13 September 2013 14: 54 New
            +2
            But Georgia, well, in one word, it also respected. wink
          2. aviator_IAS
            aviator_IAS 14 September 2013 00: 57 New
            0
            And the disease is rapidly progressing! In Spain, Germany, Hungary and the UK are doubling. In Romania, three times. And this is for a year belay And the rest are not far behind.
        2. Pit
          Pit 13 September 2013 08: 15 New
          +3
          Damn, where is the world going? Even in Turkey, the brain begins to joke, if a Muslim country has a better life for gays than ours.
          Although I would prefer that on this map, Russia has been painted as dark as possible.
          1. Hleb
            Hleb 13 September 2013 10: 02 New
            +2
            and it will be so. I’m thinking that Russia will get darker in the 13th year. I think statements by famous people like Isinbayev, photos from Red Square on August 2, violent condemnation in society, anti-Gay law .... all this is taken into account and is a criterion when drawing up such schedules
        3. Revolver
          Revolver 13 September 2013 10: 44 New
          +5
          Quote: We refund_SSSR
          And Belarus is pinkish laughing
          I overlooked, you see, Old Man.
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 13 September 2013 10: 31 New
      +5
      Quote: My address
      . But why make people idiots?

      But sho, is it really that people are outraged by innovations ??? In my opinion, a good part of the square ones are directly asleep and see themselves in a harem as a European.
      1. Pit
        Pit 13 September 2013 10: 48 New
        +2
        And they will not be a full wife there. but a succumbed concubine.
        The owner orders and will lie under whom he will say and how he will say.
        Pity them
    3. VasDA
      VasDA 13 September 2013 11: 30 New
      +4
      You are in vain. I look at it from the other side. If people can laugh at themselves and not be afraid to look funny, making fun of themselves - this is a sign of a HEALTHY psyche. All is not lost.
      We (the Slavs) know ourselves ... We can endure for a long, very long time. How much any dirt in the history of Slavic civilization we just digested in ourselves. But if the patience was already lacking. then the bear's paw very quickly weighed a slap in the face and the west calmed down.
      So it is with LGBT people ... While we put up with it, we laugh, but we are already beginning to quietly get angry ... Maybe not our generation, but another ... But either this will all abate with us, thanks to our spirituality and ability to not catch dirt ( we’re used to going to the bath from ancient times ... not us, but the whole lousy west), or we’ll have to give a real slap to all these LGBT adherents ... KMK ... hi
      And all the above, I relate, including to Ukraine.
      1. Pit
        Pit 13 September 2013 11: 50 New
        +2
        Quote: VasDA
        You are in vain. I look at it from the other side.

        There is some truth in your words.
        But only the proportion that concerns the people.
        But this doesn’t bother the rulers, they would pour (lay down) into the geyropu and the grass would not grow.
        I hope the people wake up and understand where the rulers are leading them and send them to where they went, but physically, and they themselves will go where it is right.
    4. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 11: 32 New
      +7
      Quote: My address
      Bad story. Extremely provocative. Minus


      Yes, no ...

      N.V. Gogol wrote no less sharply.
  11. igorra
    igorra 13 September 2013 07: 12 New
    +4
    It’s good that I live in RUSSIA and my president is PUTIN !!!!!!!!!!!! And the rest, I haven’t laughed like that for a long time and the Little Russians are still sorry.
    1. Donetskiy
      Donetskiy 13 September 2013 08: 10 New
      -1
      Quote: igorra
      It’s good that I live in RUSSIA and my president is PUTIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

      I sympathize, but call me, the cattle neighbor herself is pushing anyone towards the enlightened Europe:

      1. Rowicz
        Rowicz 13 September 2013 08: 32 New
        +4
        How cool it is ... in a stranger's eye we will see a speck, in our logs we don’t notice ... and these examples in Ukraine are probably enough
        1. Donetskiy
          Donetskiy 13 September 2013 09: 36 New
          -2
          Quote: Rowicz
          in a stranger’s eye we will see a speck, in our logs we don’t notice ...

          not in the eyebrow, but in the eye, how cool it is to fight a far-fetched problem and not notice how the Russian Federation has culturally degraded in comparison with the very tolerant Europe.
      2. IGS
        IGS 13 September 2013 08: 48 New
        +7
        I have to climb on YouTube and post a dozen similar and worse, but from Ukraine? Or put a video of how girls from Ukraine on the panel in Russia stand in batches when their men decided to become "n..mi European", or you yourself will understand that you have nothing to answer this article except blabla ... You are not ashamed in front of your women ?
        1. Donetskiy
          Donetskiy 13 September 2013 09: 20 New
          -1
          I always have something to answer, but the whole trash on the open spaces of the Runet is exclusively immense, but I'm interested in something else. Since when did gay topics in Russia become the number one problem? Such a temptation to distract the attention of especially worried masses, they used to scare children with a gray wolf, now they frighten European gays from the state duma.
      3. Garrin
        Garrin 13 September 2013 09: 47 New
        +5
        Quote: Donetskiy
        cattle neighbor

        Follow the expressions. It’s a pity that I’m not in Donetsk right now, otherwise you would already be sitting on your fork, the one on the avatar.
      4. The comment was deleted.
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 13 September 2013 10: 37 New
          +6
          Quote: seller trucks

          You better see it, only until the end

          Look at such nonsense to the end, oh well in FIG negative
          1. seller trucks
            13 September 2013 11: 01 New
            +2
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Look at such nonsense to the end, oh well in FIG


            here it is such a mysterious Ukrainian soul, Russians cannot understand
            1. Fastblast
              Fastblast 13 September 2013 12: 08 New
              -2
              but everything is clear with the Russian, no riddles


              reading your comments, Russians, in articles about Ukraine, you involuntarily start thinking - what kind of union with you, what brothers? You yourself destroy a good attitude towards yourself with your behavior and words flying like sparrows (in your case, crows) from your lips. If there are still warm feelings, they quickly melt away and the reason for this is for me personally, the comments that I unfortunately have to read in topics like this and not anti-Russian propaganda in Ukraine. You yourself drive a wedge in a relationship.
              1. seller trucks
                13 September 2013 12: 35 New
                +2
                Quote: Fastblast
                reading your comments, Russians, in articles about Ukraine, you involuntarily start thinking - what kind of union with you, what brothers?


                you don’t have to think, pour it and drink it.
                1. Fastblast
                  Fastblast 13 September 2013 12: 43 New
                  -4
                  everything is clear to the brain, shrouded in malice, not to convey information, at least for thought.
                  1. seller trucks
                    13 September 2013 13: 38 New
                    +4
                    Quote: Fastblast
                    everything is clear to the brain, shrouded in malice, not to convey information, at least for thought.


                    I’ll tell you a secret, I’m a former Ukrainian myself, now I’ve become a Little Russian, honor, respect, everything, and as for the video, I addressed him Donetskiy, his posts have been deleted and I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
                    1. Fastblast
                      Fastblast 13 September 2013 14: 11 New
                      +5
                      it’s not even a matter of nationality, but elementary respect. Like it or not, call us not and we are neighbors and we must first of all build an attitude of respect and respect - without this, nothing!
              2. Pit
                Pit 13 September 2013 12: 43 New
                +6
                Quote: Fastblast
                You yourself destroy a good attitude towards yourself with your behavior and words flying like sparrows (in your case, crows) from your lips.

                If you have not noticed, then I will not explain much.
                Our negative attitude, in no case does not concern ordinary people, we perfectly understand that you have nothing to do with it, it all applies to your rulers.
                Quote: Fastblast
                What kind of union with you, what brothers?

                Our rulers want to see you as allies, even more so. But yours, when it comes to the elections, they shout what you want to hear from them, and as soon as you choose them, they turn into slutty girls, who showed the candy most immediately, they fall under that. And they don’t think at all about those who chose them.

                Although our government also does not shine with concern for the people, but you know, somehow I am not eager to move anywhere from My Country. And here, my opinion is not affected in any way by what is being broadcast to us from the stands.
                And yet, in principle, we do not have anti-Ukrainian propaganda.
                And I think it's silly to pay attention to the statements of "not distant" trolls, who exist for this purpose, to play us off. Everyone has their own head on their shoulders.
                1. Fastblast
                  Fastblast 13 September 2013 13: 01 New
                  +4
                  Thank you for your comment

                  But tell me, what is the meaning of the comrade "seller trucks" in the post with the video "Wedding day 2, ..."? Isn't this a pronounced negative attitude towards ordinary people? After all, it is no coincidence that it was their "seller trucks" that attached them to the image of a Ukrainian, thereby expressing their attitude to the "fraternal people."

                  Why incite hatred in an already not simple and precarious situation?

                  And at the expense of politicians, I’ll tell you one thing, it’s time to stop picking them up, in the literal sense of the word.
                  1. Pit
                    Pit 13 September 2013 13: 15 New
                    +3
                    Quote: Fastblast
                    Isn't that a pronounced negative attitude towards ordinary people

                    Well, honestly speaking, if you remove the Ukrainian dialect and impose Russian, then the video will not change.
                    I personally attended such weddings and yes, on the video it looks like ideotism, but live, it is quite interesting.
                    Purely for myself. I have not seen anything wrong here.
                    And do not attribute this to the fact that Ukrainians are any of these, it even worse than ours, and if it is also installed correctly, it is generally not clear how we still did not drink too much and did not die of alcoholism. Do not pay attention and all.
                    Quote: Fastblast
                    Guys, let’s leave this topic with a booze. They drink the same way, in Ukraine, in Russia, but in fact, where they don’t drink?
                    1. Fastblast
                      Fastblast 13 September 2013 14: 15 New
                      +2
                      I agree, it is better not to pay attention.
                      And there are really few differences, but there is a lot of speculation on this subject, unfortunately.
                  2. IGS
                    IGS 13 September 2013 15: 04 New
                    +1
                    What have you posted? Not the same? And he posted in response to the videos about the "cattle-like neighbor" (as he called Russia), posted by your compatriot, and which were deleted. It was your compatriot who started this whole furor.
              3. Imperial
                Imperial 13 September 2013 12: 56 New
                +4
                Guys, let’s leave this topic with a booze. They drink the same way, in Ukraine, in Russia, but in fact where they don’t drink? It’s just that some drink a little more culturally than others, but this does not apply to Russia and Ukraine, here we are twin brothers.
              4. berimor
                berimor 13 September 2013 13: 12 New
                -2
                Everything is completely true! I am a retired officer, not Ukrainian by nationality, all the time I stood up for a united alliance with Russia, but seeing and hearing arrogant, offensive, chauvinistic statements and constant blackmail and provocations from the Russian leadership and the marginal crowd, fueled by such clowns from politics as Zhirinovsky, Luzhkov, Glazyev, who, of course, would not have blabbed without the approval of the political leadership of Russia, will once again think about the "brotherly" ties! By your own actions you are raising a wave of nationalism here! Well, and, most importantly, before looking for a speck in someone else's eye, feel your own, and is there a log sticking out there!
                1. Sour
                  Sour 13 September 2013 13: 44 New
                  +6
                  once again think about the "brotherly" bonds!
                  Just do not think that having entered into an alliance with Russia, you are doing it a favor. Russia Russia will never need more than Russia Ukraine.
                2. bistrov.
                  bistrov. 13 September 2013 16: 12 New
                  +5
                  Quote: berimor
                  I’m a retired officer, I’m not a Ukrainian by nationality, I have always been a mountain for a single alliance with Russia,

                  What blackmail, what provocations? Uncle, wake up? Who was the first to start provocations, who stole Russian gas, who appropriated our lands, Crimea, South, East? Who makes Russians a scarecrow in the eyes of Ukrainians, attributing to them all sorts of genocides, Holodomors, who says that they banned the Ukrainian language, prevented the Ukrainians from going under the USSR? Who, finally, compares the Soviet regime with the fascist occupation? On the other hand, what do you order Russia to do: lick Ukraine's ass, fulfilling its whims? If she wants to go to the European Union, let her go, but she must be ready for a very tough policy on the part of Russia, for trade and economic sanctions, the introduction of a visa regime, the expulsion of Ukrainian "migrant workers", of whom there are about two million in Russia. Let them now go to work in the European Union. Let the factories of Ukraine stop and their workers be left without means of subsistence. For all this, let them demand an answer from President Yanukovych and the Ukrainian government. Offended if they saw. They carry water to the offended! By the way, in just a few days of tightening the customs regime and abandoning Roshen products, this company incurred losses of $ 50 million! The government of the Russian Federation is doing the right thing. Keep it up. A stick is always better than a stick if the dog is eating.
                3. Debryansk
                  Debryansk 13 September 2013 23: 23 New
                  0
                  [quote = berimor] All is true! I'm an officer
                4. stalkerwalker
                  stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 01: 04 New
                  +4
                  Quote: berimor
                  I am a retired officer, not Ukrainian by nationality


                  Take the oath of office in the USSR?
                  We came to serve in Ukraine, "overgrown with roots", and then - bam! - the oath of allegiance to a new independent state "arrived in time".
                  Now, feeling that "the train has left," it is not necessary to vent anger at us.
                  Claim Kiev.
                  The site has a lot of Ukrainian citizens who have appreciated this feuilleton. And I’m sure that they worry about their country no less than yours ...
                  hi
              5. Sour
                Sour 13 September 2013 13: 32 New
                +3
                but everything is clear with the Russian, no riddles

                Yes, more than in Ukraine, there are no drunks in any country.
                In terms of child alcoholism, Ukraine is officially 1 in the world, WHO data.
                Russia is not even one of the twenty.
                Continue to amuse your imagination with fairy tales that Russia is worse than yours. You have nothing left to do.
                1. seller trucks
                  13 September 2013 14: 07 New
                  +1
                  Quote: Sour
                  In terms of child alcoholism, Ukraine is officially 1 in the world, WHO data.


                  sukavili, the second after Israel, and in terms of total per capita consumption, Russia is in the top ten in the ranking.
                  1. stalkerwalker
                    stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 14: 49 New
                    +4
                    Quote: seller trucks
                    sukavili, the second after Israel, and in terms of total per capita consumption, Russia is in the top ten in the ranking.


                    It must be understood that the rating was not made on the territory of the "promised land" laughing
                  2. IGS
                    IGS 13 September 2013 15: 07 New
                    0
                    Is this a joke or is it true? belay
              6. IGS
                IGS 13 September 2013 14: 59 New
                +3
                You were the first to start in 1991 with your shouts that we are backsliders, and you don’t need us, you will feed all of Europe, and you will heal like nobles ... 22 years have passed, have they healed? Well, do not stand on "p", but not "pans", but EUROPEAN laughing . You got Crimea and no debts, unlike us ... and? Are we to blame?
              7. Ruslan_F38
                Ruslan_F38 13 September 2013 15: 42 New
                +2
                Quote: Fastblast
                but everything is clear with the Russian, no riddles


                And this photo is not laid out from a great mind, one might think this is not in other states including Ukraine. One posted an idiotic video, the second photo and likened him. Well, who is smarter here?
              8. bistrov.
                bistrov. 13 September 2013 16: 20 New
                +2
                Quote: Fastblast
                Fastblast
                (

                And what kind of picture did you stick? Hint that all Russian alcoholics? It’s time you already knew that alcohol consumption per capita in Ukraine is higher than in Russia. You are even bigger alcoholics than Russians.
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        3. Djozz
          Djozz 13 September 2013 14: 10 New
          +3
          We walk around in the Kuban region like this, and CHO IS CHEAP AND ANGRY, and most importantly fun, not like in Europe at a wedding, the flies die of boredom. Sorry for the gaps in cultural education, the governess with the sailors walked, and the result, rude times, rude ndrav romanticism is dumb.
        4. Ruslan_F38
          Ruslan_F38 13 September 2013 15: 38 New
          0
          Quote: seller trucks
          You better see it, only until the end

          An idiotic movie, this is already too much, not funny.
  12. left-wing
    left-wing 13 September 2013 07: 34 New
    +3
    Laughter through tears, it’s actually sad that Ukraine is bending under Europe
    1. Tartary
      Tartary 13 September 2013 14: 06 New
      +2
      Oh, Sasha, Sasha - Sasha, Sasha ...

      Double standards are not tired of promoting ?? I wrote that this is a repost from the Ukrainian forum ... It was not read, nor did the video look?

      What video clip in the comments there is no urine to remove? But there is a mat on a mat, a mat on a mat ...

      I’m laughing at you, Sasha Romanov - you won’t ... Well, come on, come on.
  13. PavelOPG
    PavelOPG 13 September 2013 08: 08 New
    +2
    laughed to tears laughing Zadornov nervously smokes on the sidelines.
  14. Vorchun
    Vorchun 13 September 2013 08: 08 New
    10
    "...
    Excerpt from the internal circular of the Presidential Administration to local executive authorities: “... Taking into account the importance of the tasks to accelerate European integration, we draw your attention to the need to carry out work to identify representatives of sexual minorities and register them at their place of residence. We consider it necessary to provide comprehensive assistance in providing the LGBT community with all the materials and services necessary for the normal functioning. Within two months, send statistical reports to higher authorities, which, in particular, should indicate the number of gays, lesbians, zoophiles, transsexuals, representatives of transgender minorities in each administrative-territorial unit. We draw the attention of managers to personal responsibility for the data provided and their compliance "... ..."

    What is characteristic, I read it not particularly surprised and in all seriousness. only later realized that humor and satire. Damn survived, do not be surprised at idiocy.
    1. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 11: 43 New
      +6
      Quote: Vorchun
      What is characteristic, I read it not particularly surprised and in all seriousness. only later realized that humor and satire


      And I bought myself, repent ...
      1. Pit
        Pit 13 September 2013 12: 52 New
        +4
        Quote: stalkerwalker
        And I bought myself, repent ..

        Yes, almost all bought, until it came to the chairman of the collective farm and the board
  15. Niko-zhukov
    Niko-zhukov 13 September 2013 08: 38 New
    +3
    Many thanks to the author. I haven’t laughed like that for a long time.
  16. IGS
    IGS 13 September 2013 08: 42 New
    +1
    It’s funny ... I’ll keep silent.
  17. ekebastus
    ekebastus 13 September 2013 08: 50 New
    +2
    continued ...
    http://www.ruska-pravda.com/mneniya/44-st-mneniya/22172-ded-panas.html
  18. S-200
    S-200 13 September 2013 08: 59 New
    +3
    So that’s why they are sucking gas directly from our pipe ......!
    They are preparing for entry into Europe this way ...wassat
  19. avia12005
    avia12005 13 September 2013 09: 03 New
    0
    good Well written, it is necessary to remove the series for this scenario !!!
  20. michajlo
    michajlo 13 September 2013 09: 11 New
    +4
    Good morning everybody!

    Yes, .. humor is a powerful thing, it hits harder than a kick in the jaw. smile He laughed enough, though through tears ...
    To the author (Alexander Zubchenko) - a big plus, in a laughingly tearful form he showed the joy of "** LOVE CLOSE to Europe" and it only hurts me, many neither in Ukraine nor in the post-SSRR, they don’t see that the authorities of Kiev and Moscow are working together and will not stop, until Ukraine is reliably lassoed "to the EU SERVICE".
    After all, as I wrote here more than once, the joint life and work of Russia, Belarus and Ukraine in the TS means the BEGINNING of the restoration of the Union, and this is NOT allowed by the West our political elite in ALL countries in the post-USSR !!!

    Your tears (no laughter) I'm not ashamed crying After all, Ukraine is my homeland, but I can’t take offense at the author or friendly taunts (not LOOKS) of members of the forum from Russia. After all, as the proverb says, "There is nothing to blame the mirror if the face is crooked"! sad
    1. Cristall
      Cristall 13 September 2013 11: 59 New
      +4
      The only post with which I absolutely agree.
      You immediately draw boundaries between the people and the government when reading the article.
      There is also a clear analogy between the heroes and the "members" of the government.
      The people have nothing to do with it. Although there are real n * races! But most of them are in the Rada and one party from the west ... Even Farion is the real ....
  21. sergey72
    sergey72 13 September 2013 09: 14 New
    +4
    To my laughter, colleagues were drawn to the brink of hysteria - lunch, but instead of it there is a heated discussion of the article ...
  22. VadimSt
    VadimSt 13 September 2013 09: 25 New
    +3
    ++ For a long time so no fun on the site!
    But let's see. The documents on the holding of the referendum were received by the CEC of Ukraine - thanks to the communists and the public movement "Ukrainian Choice".
    1. Cristall
      Cristall 13 September 2013 12: 01 New
      +1
      great news
      [img] http://polemika.com.ua/images/2012-07/81753/kommi [] _3.jpg [/ img]
  23. The comment was deleted.
    1. seller trucks
      13 September 2013 09: 56 New
      +1
      Quote: Egoza
      nuance understandable to residents of Ukraine


      (+) I honestly did not know, but the idea to put a photo of Grandfather Panas was born as if by itself (childhood memories), and it turned out to be a topic
    2. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker 13 September 2013 11: 45 New
      +4
      Quote: Egoza
      did not notice that the cameras and sound after the fairy tale had not yet been turned off and blurted out on the whole broadcast "Otaka h ... nya, little ones"


      Part two! laughing
      Thank you! laughing
  24. Djozz
    Djozz 13 September 2013 09: 52 New
    +4
    Collecting the milkmaids and tractor drivers, the collective farm chairman made the following statement: Tomorrow, an EU representative will come from the region to monitor us, what it is, I don’t know, but just in case, take a wash. To this topic.
  25. pensioner
    pensioner 13 September 2013 11: 13 New
    +4
    “Well, you bastard, chairman, I will make you same-sex love, n ***** p European,” he thought, trying to light his cigarette with trembling hands.

    But remember! Yes, so remember that only feathers will fly from the European integrators! Common sense must not be mocked with impunity.
  26. RBLip
    RBLip 13 September 2013 11: 17 New
    +3
    The continuation of this story is also very funny. Thanks to Ekibastuz for the link. But all of this would be ridiculous if it did not threaten to become a reality for Ukraine. Well, yes, for what they fought ....
  27. ed65b
    ed65b 13 September 2013 11: 22 New
    +1
    He laughed heartily, read aloud. the men were laughing. definitely a plus, the author often appear on the site is not all the same we can be serious and need to be discharged.
  28. michajlo
    michajlo 13 September 2013 11: 45 New
    +5
    seller trucks (1) RU Today, 10:15 ↑ ↓ New
    Quote: Donetskiy
    I sympathize, but call me, the cattle neighbor herself is pushing anyone towards the enlightened Europe:
    You better see it, only until the end


    Hello dear "nick" / Donetskiy and Vitaly!
    Please excuse me for being straightforward, but maybe you shouldn't put up such "mockery" / not friendly tricks here. I overlooked this video, I confess honestly, fools and lack of culture, alas, there are enough everywhere ...
    After all, we are all different people. Not everyone can laugh at himself through tears, but the moment may be inappropriate ??? No.

    Why am i despite periodic as their e.e. e. "exchanges of views" with some jingoistic patriots on both sides (both Russian and Ukrainian), I still think that we all (and myself) it is necessary to look for WHAT WE UNIT !!! good
    And not to squabble over any reason, like "spoiled guys in short pants" in the sandbox, and whose cat poop is bigger and smelly ?! fool

    A healthy sincere laugh, he will cure the patient, and not only will cheer up! smile
  29. Yon_Silent
    Yon_Silent 13 September 2013 11: 53 New
    +2
    Thanks a lot to the author! In the morning it was a lousy state, and now choked on laughter)) Elegantly written
  30. Cristall
    Cristall 13 September 2013 12: 03 New
    +2
    [media = http: //nbnews.com.ua/ru/img/text/e5/29/13783932463198.jpg]
    in Odessa
  31. atos_kin
    atos_kin 13 September 2013 12: 54 New
    +2
    It's a pity there is no Gaidai ...
  32. ed65b
    ed65b 13 September 2013 13: 58 New
    +2
    Brothers Ukrainians, well, the truth is we are not angry, just humorous, we are also laughing at ourselves, what’s wrong, don’t be offended, I think that if the author wrote instead of Parnassus’s grandfather about Moscow, the effect would be the same, laughed, cheered up .
  33. Peaceful military
    Peaceful military 13 September 2013 14: 00 New
    +3
    It’s sharp, vulgar, but that’s intelligible.
    Only in practice, everything will not be funny at all ...
    UKRAINIANS, BROTHERS, UNTIL RECOMMEND LATE! YOU, under the guise of European life (and did YOU see it in real life?) And under the lies of the ancient European people, Ukrainians are LEADING ON the KILL.
    PURPOSE, TORN YOU FROM RUSSIA AND FENCED YOURSELF FROM IT.
  34. georg737577
    georg737577 13 September 2013 14: 10 New
    +2
    Not smart and not funny ...
  35. Fastblast
    Fastblast 13 September 2013 14: 20 New
    +3
    Quote: Sour
    but everything is clear with the Russian, no riddles

    Yes, more than in Ukraine, there are no drunks in any country.
    In terms of child alcoholism, Ukraine is officially 1 in the world, WHO data.
    Russia is not even one of the twenty.
    Continue to amuse your imagination with fairy tales that Russia is worse than yours. You have nothing left to do.

    You know, I was never amused that somewhere suffer more.

    The problem of alcoholism exists both in Ukraine and in Russia, and this problem must be addressed.
  36. Makarov
    Makarov 13 September 2013 14: 52 New
    +1
    A good text for a short novel. It would be inflated, "remove the stars" and it will be cool) "I won't **** pigs!" - chic!)))
  37. vkrav
    vkrav 13 September 2013 15: 06 New
    +2
    Yeah ... "We used to buy freaks abroad, but now there are plenty of our own ..." (c) Prophetic creation, however.
    Totally here
    http://www.doslidy.kiev.ua/stories/st-repka.htm
  38. michajlo
    michajlo 13 September 2013 15: 11 New
    +1
    Good day to all! To cheer up, I’ll add a few photos (not all on the topic of gay Europe). smile
  39. michajlo
    michajlo 13 September 2013 15: 13 New
    +3
    Another picture on the topic "FOOD AND RICH EUROPE".
  40. michajlo
    michajlo 13 September 2013 15: 15 New
    +1
    Well, it is desirable that all of us even after ... - optimism did not leave us! drinks
  41. tank 34
    tank 34 13 September 2013 15: 38 New
    +1
    Good fun. Even more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  42. densh
    densh 13 September 2013 16: 14 New
    0
    The author of the article is a plus.
    The pretzel who wrote the order (if this is not a joke) is less than a "200" nail driven into the head
    don't deserve it. am
    As for the joke, in the early 90s, Khazanov read a humoresque devoted to the development of a "foreign group sex" in the village - very similar. wink
  43. polly
    polly 13 September 2013 17: 50 New
    +3
    Ukraine is the homeland of my ancestors on the father's side, on the maternal side too, only one grandfather was Russian. At the end of the XNUMXth century, they arrived in the Far East, some by sea, some by oxen across the whole of Russia. We are one people in essence, and no one will convince me otherwise. It is bitter and painful for me that high-ranking Ukrainian lackeys drag people to slaughter in this mess!
  44. brewhouse
    brewhouse 13 September 2013 22: 52 New
    +2
    The same-sex family man leaned toward Semenych’s ear and said in a tragic whisper: “I won’t be a pig!”


    At this point, I just crawled under the table. laughing
    I haven’t neighing like this for a long time! What for!
    Special thanks to the moderator who allowed me to post this feuilleton on topvar.
  45. vikov
    vikov 13 September 2013 23: 00 New
    +1
    A good article, it is so successfully deepening the ditch between Ukraine and Russia that you can’t skip a tank either (Grozny as an example). To author +
    1. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 00: 44 New
      +5
      Quote: vikov
      A good article, it is so successfully deepening the ditch between Ukraine and Russia that you can’t skip a tank either (Grozny as an example). To author +


      Why be offended? And hide behind the USSR flag?

      Yes, there was Grozny, and more than once. As was Georgia. Both there and there were your countrymen who were killing our guys.
      And now "threaten" for the fact that the feuilleton spells out the prospect awaiting those who sign agreements with Brussels?
      1. vikov
        vikov 14 September 2013 02: 02 New
        0
        So I'm from the USSR smile It is not necessary about Georgia, otherwise the question arises of the legality of the presence of Russian troops on a foreign land, and a feuilleton of 45 million looks kind of silly, especially when you can’t offer anything more human.
        1. stalkerwalker
          stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 02: 21 New
          +5
          Quote: vikov
          It’s not necessary about Georgia, otherwise the question arises of the legality of the presence of Russian troops on foreign land,


          In your opinion, the actions of the Georgian army, which killed Tskhinval residents along with Russian peacekeepers, are an act of legality?
          Like Chechnya, did the Ukrainian "volunteers" do charity work?
          Which of us is insincere?
          1. vikov
            vikov 14 September 2013 02: 35 New
            +1
            And why not newly-minted citizens of the Russian Federation with monetary allowance? But this is already treason from the point of view of the Georgian authorities, and on this site there was an article about Russian mercenaries who fought already on 7.08, let’s leave, the thing is done.
            Is there documentary evidence about Chechnya? or FSB collection of degenerates?
            1. stalkerwalker
              stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 12: 19 New
              +4
              We talked about an "act of statehood" when one side gets what it wants, violating international laws.

              Quote: vikov
              Is there documentary evidence about Chechnya? or FSB collection of degenerates?


              Md-ah ...
              Crimean Tatars - nezalenoy citizens - fighting in Syria, as well as the Russian Wahhabis - also a duck from the FSB?

              However, we are smoothly returning to endless debates on this forum about the future fate of Ukraine and its citizenship in the EU - we will not repeat ...

              To summarize: if a wife leaves her husband for a rich lover, there is no need to blame this husband for a bad relationship. Gone, so gone ...
              hi
    2. Ruslan67
      Ruslan67 14 September 2013 00: 53 New
      +5
      Quote: vikov
      it is so successfully deepening the ditch between Ukraine and Russia that you can’t slip through the tank

      It has long been suppressed and formed by a certain Kravchuk Kuchma Yushchenko. Now Yanukovych gives the last cubic meters to the mountain. Probably too literally understood the canoe about the Holodomor as a guide to action. wassat
      1. vikov
        vikov 14 September 2013 02: 07 New
        +2
        You are wrong, the discord between the authorities of the two countries, given our mentality, does not give a depth of schism, here, in depth, an interesting psychotype of articles on this forum is being carefully studied.
        1. stalkerwalker
          stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 02: 24 New
          +4
          Quote: vikov
          You are wrong, the discord between the authorities of the two countries, given our mentality, does not give a depth of schism, here, in depth, an interesting psychotype of articles on this forum is being carefully studied.


          Each game has its own rules.
          Those who want to play - either accept them, or leave the table.
          1. vikov
            vikov 14 September 2013 02: 38 New
            +3
            In this case, whoever leaves the table must free the occupied territory on the ground? yes
            1. IGS
              IGS 14 September 2013 05: 04 New
              +3
              Already free laughingby hosting the bio lab of the United States Department of Defense. You already live there with bird rights, and Russia is not to blame for this.
              1. stalkerwalker
                stalkerwalker 14 September 2013 13: 31 New
                +4
                Quote: IGS
                ... hosting the US MoD bio-lab ...

                ... near the borders.
                How should the RF react to this? "Come back, I will forgive everything..."? fool
                1. IGS
                  IGS 14 September 2013 13: 46 New
                  +1
                  Yes, we will accept it ... And they should just remember Gogol's Taras Bulba.
  46. ran nearby
    ran nearby 13 September 2013 23: 07 New
    +1
    The author is a big plus.
    Took for the real news at first laughing
    Great written!