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Cossack ear

Cossack earI greet everyone categorically and I hasten to pre-empt questions on the topic “What kind of nonsense ?!”, “What kind of ear ?!”

I once liked the name of Oleg Chuvakin’s heading - “Geopolitical Mosaic” - comprehensive, figurative and intelligible. And I want to present my point of view and find allies (or “fossilize” enemies) on many issues of current geopolitics. Moreover, the material - to the throat. So I ventured on such a headline and I hope that many will be able to understand the mood and the train of thought. Well, the presence of the word "Cossack" due to my nickname on the site. Do not blame me. So, slurp ear ...

My sins are heavy ...

Today in Novosibirsk there are frequent rains. The mood is nasty and, like the weather, dank. Moving home, dampening at work (we hasten to finish the cycle of work, going to meet the wishes of the customer and catching the intervals between the “visits” of rain), drove home with the only thought - to warm up and eat. I love this state, as well as waiting for a warm hearth (this is figuratively) in the winter cold, when you start to freeze, but you know that you will not have to freeze, but you will have to enjoy the home heat.

So ... Food, and the thought itself “how is Obamka ours, friend of ours, feels after a disgusting demarche of the Aglitsa Parliament?” And besides this thought, there is also a dream of a somatic hrenovuhi created by our own hands.

This is my first sin ... I bungled Hrenovuha myself according to the recipe that was watched in the "OKO PLANETA", I personally embodied it and reap the "fruits" of my works. The thing is awesome and clogs with its “native roots” (horseradish roots) all sorts of pompous cognacs and tequila. Take a word.

The second sin ... While driving home, looked into the Internet and found newsthat the Prime Minister of England declared that he did not intend to apologize to Mr. Obama for the fact that Parliament had denied Cameron the pleasure of waving his baton over the heads of the Syrian people. And so, in connection with this, I remembered the behavior of David our Cameron at yesterday’s meeting of the English Parliament. Hysterical, colleagues, sheer hysteria and bustle from the fact that the situation got out of control and will have to answer to the “big brother” for not having goggled, not done, not finished ...

And, in this connection, a projection of relations between statesmen on the everyday situation arose, when a presumptuous hooligan, believing in his power from the fact that others prefer not to get involved, crosses borders and begins to download his foul words to the right and left. Until he stumbles upon a mocking glance of a detached, calmly looking boy, who gazes at the unleashed bawdy and scoffing at the fact that the boulder can come full kirdyk from this guy at any moment.

I repent myself twice in my life with such a mocking look that provoked the “zalupon” of the unleashed hooligan, after which he was engaged in his “upbringing”. It worked - trouble free. These are exactly the associations that cause Obama and Putin’s position on the “Syrian issue”.

There is nowhere to retreat! AHEAD - DAMASSK!

No, no, colleagues! I was not mistaken. You remember the words of the political instructor calling on the soldiers to stand to die in the face of the fascists rushing towards Moscow - “There is nowhere to retreat! Behind - Moscow! "

Thank God, today these words do not sound like battles taking place on the far approaches - in Syria. It was these words of the Soviet political instructor that I remembered when I read the headline on the Internet today: "Moscow will defend Damascus to the last". Where was the interview given by Assistant to the President Yuri Ushakov that Moscow was making efforts and would make every effort to ensure that her company could not crush her ally.


Appeared on the Internet and the answers to the sarcastic question, “Well, how can Russia help Syria? @ / Besides the fact that the Syrian Army is armed with modern anti-aircraft weapons (along with rather morally outdated VT models), Russia can help Syria control the airspace, and this, you see, is not enough in modern military realities. Knowing where the next American racket fluttered, carrying "the light and joy of progress and democracy" - this is more than half the story. But to destroy this carrier of democracy in the Syrian Army today, is what.

This kind of fraternal and sensible help reminds me of the instructions of a seasoned and seasoned warrior who passes on his experience to a green young man who dreams of chopping heads of an infidel. So the picture is seen as a mature warrior directs the hand of the young for a truer strike - “To strike with an ax directly here syudy, in temechko or between the eyes! So it will be more true, mate! ”

Misery can not estimate the greatness of personality

What am I talking about, colleagues? I’m talking about how a nonentity by the name of Navalny in his Banderlog fuse touched the name of a man who did so much for our country that he couldn’t make thousands of such bad guys like Alyosha Navalny. In one of his posts, this outrage dared to open his mouth to Marshal Zhukov, saying literally the following: “33 a year ago, the scum and marshal Marshal Zhukov died. I will despise the people who tolerate his monument on Red Square. Spelling and syntax are preserved as they are - without respect for the name Red Square, without punctuation and other "subtleties." For us, the fact itself is important - scum, this is the offspring that hatched into the light of God. Despite the common sense and the fun of the hamster herd. And this scum is called Alexei Navalny and this scum is crucified about the care and aspirations of the Russian people, waving, in the mud, the name of a person who brought peace to our country and Victory, which we will be proud of for decades to come, with its talent and dedication.

You can find out about the “feat” of the candidate for mayor of Moscow here on this link, colleagues:

Well, sort of got warm, relaxed went ... As the hero of the film “Enjoy Your Bath” - “I don’t want to drink, I don’t want to eat!” I want to sleep! ... I will go to sleep! ... ”
All the best to you, dear like-minded people. Peace and happiness!

Sincerely. ESAUL
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  1. serge-68-68
    serge-68-68 31 August 2013 07: 52
    This is not an ear, this is a vinaigrette. "Horseradish" is good for coming sleep, and not for writing an article. An article should be written not to fall asleep, but after having a rest.
    1. The comment was deleted.
    2. domokl
      domokl 1 September 2013 18: 23
      Quote: serge-68-68
      The article should not be written to fall asleep, but to rest.

      Well, I don’t know ... I just arrived from the hunt and read the article with pleasure. Valery always writes a little with a mockery. That is what attracts me.
      And on the case. The normal opinion of a normal person. Sometimes our opinions coincide, sometimes not. And the Americans and the British are now in such shit that they will have to get out long enough. Syria won the information war, or rather this stage.
      All the same, now it is necessary to bomb. Another thing is that each bomb will be a nail in the political coffin not of Sasad, but of those same bombers.
  2. Valery Neonov
    Valery Neonov 31 August 2013 08: 07
    ... found news that the Prime Minister of England stated that he did not intend to apologize to Mr. Obama ... -That is interesting, why such a GDP was said to the prime minister by Great Britain ... and what did the entot prime minister want to ask for advice as well. what
    And about Damascus and Moscow (in 1941), a parallel is visible, if instead of Moscow, RUSSIA INSERT! hi
  3. reddisko
    reddisko 31 August 2013 08: 08
    There is a screen on the link about Navalny. The attack on the monument to Zhukov is not copyright. Bulk quotes. Pay attention to the colon.
    Although I myself do not really digest this gentleman, the truth is more expensive. Otherwise - how then will we differ from him?
    1. S_mirnov
      S_mirnov 31 August 2013 13: 14
      Throwing opponents with excrement has become a favorite pastime of politicians. Condoms seem even to the president, let alone liberals. When I look at this bickering, it’s a shame for the People, how much we will endure these clowns with an animal grin. And after all, the candidates proposed by the media are really no better than those in power. They do not allow honest people to speak with the people.
  4. left-wing
    left-wing 31 August 2013 08: 08
    Nothing soon clack Leshenka from prison bunks, we will not wait long
  5. arkady149
    arkady149 31 August 2013 08: 11
    Simple, but caustic, well done Esaul. Special thanks for the "tightness" of the bulk.
    1. olviko
      olviko 31 August 2013 08: 55
      I would suggest to Navalny to erect a monument, with only one condition. Every day to water this monument with shit, to indicate its place and role, as well as a warning to posterity.
      1. knn54
        knn54 31 August 2013 12: 54
        - olviko: Watering this monument with shit every day.
        But isn't it a simpler monument from manure. I think that the MSG deserved a similar one.
        Valera, the first pancake ... but from the heart. And with perspective.
        PS Hooking is wonderful, but the berry also absorbs a lot of life-giving moisture.
        It’s stuffy here, so we have a raspberry, apricot and cherries screw, etc.
  6. My address
    My address 31 August 2013 08: 35
    Recently, I like Esaul's articles. But I do not agree with the "crap", gastritis. Better "klukovka".
    1. pensioner
      pensioner 31 August 2013 10: 21
      Good afternoon, Alexander! But what about:
      "-In such a company, a helluva lot of a sick person does not drink, a very big bastard!

      - To hell with you, pour! "? Problem Alexander, problem ...
      1. My address
        My address 31 August 2013 10: 56
        Hi, Yuri!
        Right now, I swallow a pill motilak.
        Damn you! Pour!
    2. German
      German 31 August 2013 10: 43
      there are no friends to the taste and color .... I respect the cherry ... wassat
  7. Suhov
    Suhov 31 August 2013 08: 56
    “Nowhere to retreat! Behind - Moscow! ”

    This is one direction from which the external enemy is advancing.
    There is also a fifth column.
    For her, the above thesis has the following edition:
    “Nowhere to retreat! Behind - MKAD, and after it - Russia! "
  8. serge
    serge 31 August 2013 09: 07
    With all due respect to the tendency of the article and dislike of Navalny, the author wrote the article, obviously taking a sip of vigorous fucking thing for the night and should have deleted it upon awakening.
    APASUS 31 August 2013 09: 34
    The flow of Friday's information mixed with alcohol and the brain produced a similar salad.
    Friday you need to relax!
  10. saag
    saag 31 August 2013 09: 59
    "... Russia can help Syria to control the airspace, and this, you see, is quite a lot in modern military realities. To know where another racket of Americans flew out from"
    Than? There is no AWACS plane in that region, the terrain is not bare steppe, you cannot create a solid radar field from a ship, Russia intends to deliver modern equipment to Syria in 2016-17, it can be low-flying from Voronezh-DM during launch, and then the terrain can be disturbed will be
  11. Corsair
    Corsair 31 August 2013 10: 01
    The Prime Minister of England said that he did not intend to apologize to Mr. Obama for the fact that the Parliament refused to Cameron in the pleasure of waving a baton over the heads of the Syrian people.

    But Cameronchik lied! In an interview with reporters, he Licked the backside of Obama and the "American non-people" SO EXTREMELY, which temporarily removed the "chagrin" from the Abama, and he again felt himself great and significant ... laughing
  12. Black
    Black 31 August 2013 10: 02
    Aschele - "ear" ... then, mabut. But rather the taste of chikhir.
  13. Black
    Black 31 August 2013 10: 02
    Aschele - "ear" ... then, mabut. But rather, the taste of chikhir.
  14. pensioner
    pensioner 31 August 2013 10: 32
    Thank you Valera! Soulful article! I can perfectly imagine the state of bliss when you fall into a wood-heated "Ural" after a couple of hours spent in the cold at 30 ... A mug of tea with herbs, a cigarette (thrown a year ago) in the teeth, well ... No crap. So, trivial vodka. Topped with bacon, mushrooms and borscht ... And all kinds of fish - how many hosh ... And conversations, laughter, jokes, discussion of the political situation, while the next pipe is being dug ... Thank you for reminding me!
  15. labendik
    labendik 31 August 2013 10: 46
    Porridge from short thoughts.
  16. German
    German 31 August 2013 10: 48
    Yesaulu, our respect and respect! Sincerely! ... And do not pay attention to the "minus players" - without fools, life is boring and uninteresting! fellow
  17. Rosomaha67
    Rosomaha67 31 August 2013 10: 50
    ...... if this is a test of the pen in the new genre, then it’s normal, though it is still to grind and grind ......
  18. sichevik
    sichevik 31 August 2013 11: 41
    Put a plus. Though chaotic, but from the heart. Thanks, Valera, keep up the good work.
    I especially liked about the lesbian anal.
    I haven’t tried to give a damn thing, but a gorilochka with pepper and that under a house salsa with tsibulka and tomatoes is also uncanny.
  19. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 31 August 2013 20: 23
    I liked the article!

    We are waiting for the next week and the next Cossack soup.

    By the way:

    Antique Cossack Ear
    We take:

    1 zander (1,5-2 kg), 500 g of onion, 3-3,5 l of water, salt, ground pepper.


    Wash, peel, gut, gut, cut into portions. Chop the onion into thin half rings. Put the prepared foods in a saucepan, add water, salt, pepper to taste and cook for 20-30 minutes. When serving, put a little chopped dill and chopped bell pepper in a thin straw into a plate — they will perfectly emphasize the delicate taste of the fish broth.
    1. pensioner
      pensioner 31 August 2013 22: 44
      Quote: Enot-poloskun
      Antique Cossack Ear
      We take:
      1 zander (1,5-2 kg), 500 g of onion, 3-3,5 l of water, salt, ground pepper.
      Wash, peel, gut, gut, cut into portions. Chop the onion into thin half rings. Put the prepared foods in a saucepan, add water, salt, pepper to taste and cook for 20-30 minutes. When serving, put a little chopped dill and chopped bell pepper in a thin straw into a plate — they will perfectly emphasize the delicate taste of the fish broth.
      Ear recipe of the Northern Urals:
      1. A lot of fish is boiled (with salt) (we mainly cooked grayling).
      2. Separately (in another pot), potatoes, rice are cooked and laid out in separate plates.
      3. Fish, when ready, is removed from the pot.
      4. The broth is filtered. Spices are added to it (allspice, and MANDATORY CLOVES !!, etc.) and for some time we keep the kettle on low heat.
      5. The broth is poured into plates. At the same time, either potatoes or rice, green onions, onions, and anything else are put on request ... But most of all I like broth with rye crackers, spices and green onions !! You can still a couple of tablespoons of vodka in a plate. Fish separately.