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Swedish generals have Russian nightmares

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It all started at the end of March. When on Catholic Good Friday near the Swedish air border were seen two Russian bomber flying accompanied by four fighters, even the strongest blond warriors in the northern country trembled. Later, on Russian TV, a parody video was launched with an officer of the Swedish army singing a song about Russians who “go” and “tear”. Even later, the Swedes somehow frightened the Russian military exercises in the Far East. The Swedes also remembered how independent Georgia did not last long in 2008 against Russia. Actually, five days just lasted. Sweden, of course, will not last five days, but seven, but still, all the same ...


Captured Swedes in Moscow. Picture by the Swedish artist Göte Göransson from Oberg and Joranson’s Caroliner


In January 2013, Karl Haglund (Finnish Minister of Defense) spoke on what will happen if a military conflict begins. And he hastened to clarify: his home country will be able to defend itself without foreign aid longer than neighboring Sweden. The minister was interviewed by the newspaper Helsingin Sanomat, in which сказал: “Finland has not weakened its defense capabilities to such an extent as Sweden”.

Along the way, it turned out that the words of the Minister of Defense did not arise from scratch. Mr Haglund commented on the statements of the Swedish colleague Sverker Goranson. He, with the utmost Swedish frankness, had earlier told reporters that Sweden would be able to confront the interventionist enemies for just one week, and then she would need external assistance.

As potential interventionists in Sweden, there are usually states where human rights are violated, where there is not a hint of various freedoms, where there is no democracy and where the government is strongly interested in the Arctic, while at the same time engaging in accelerated modernization of the army.

March 29 happened terrible: Russian military exercises were held a few kilometers from the Swedish border. And the simple Swedish people found out about the maneuvers of six Russian airplanes near the border only on April 22. This is stated in the material Svetlana Stitch ("Expert"), citing the newspaper Svenska Dagbladet.

Information declassified some anonymous source in the Swedish Armed Forces.

“... After midnight, six Russian military aircraft suddenly appeared in the Baltic Sea near the Swedish island of Gotska-Sandyön - two Tu-22 bombers and four Su-27 fighters. No, the planes did not invade the airspace of the northern kingdom. However, military exercises were conducted only three to four miles from the Swedish border, an anonymous source, Svenska Dagbladet, said. Moreover, bombers could carry guided missiles or nuclear weapon. On sight were two of the most important military complex of Sweden - in the region of Stockholm and in the southern part of the country. "


Swedish Lieutenant-General Anders Silver told the newspaper that NATO had responded to the maneuvers: two Danish F-16 aircraft based in Lithuania, which "conducted" Russian aircraft at a distance, were raised.

Journalists decided that Sweden has a low combat readiness. The general objected: we supposedly have two JAS-39 “Gripen” fighters.

However, media representatives believe that the Swedish fighters were removed from duty, and the country's combat readiness is at an extremely low level. Well, and then came the guesses and assumptions: the press began to write that the "incident" resembles the times of the Cold War.

The next day, April 23, Swedish newspapers came out with almost identical eerie headlines: “Russia attacked Sweden.”

It was here that the unfortunate satirical video was released on the 1 channel of Russian television, which also played a small role in “intimidating” the residents of Stockholm.

In early May at Financial Times (source abbr. translation - "Inopressa") an article appeared in the northern correspondent of Richard Milne, who wrote that Sweden was very concerned about the mockery of Russia over its super-soldiers.

“To the music of“ ABBA ”, against the background of pumped-up men and girls in mini-skirts an officer of the Swedish army sings:“ Mamma mia! The Russians are coming ... They will tear us, seven or three, like a year ago in hockey. ”


The author of the article, a person with a sense of humor, understands that these frames are a parody. But the problems that make fun of the video, the Swedes are not fun.

The journalist recalls with alarm that two Russian bomber, accompanied by four fighters, flew close to the Swedish border - during the training bombardment. Not a single Swedish fighter took to the air in alarm ... And it was not sometime, but on Good Friday.

And bye the poles are talking about the upcoming Kremlin nuclear attack of Warsaw, the Swedish military seriously believe that the Russians, who were at the border, staged the bombing of Stockholm.

In a recent article in The Local, Swedish analysts expressed concern about Russia's growing military might. They are sure that this is a real militarization. Among the militarization factors highlighted by the publication, the channel "RT", - military exercises conducted in the Far East (the most ambitious since the Cold War). This is an alarming sign, says Swedish political analyst Aneli Gregor: after all, according to the scenario of the Caucasus-2008 military exercises, there was a five-day war in Georgia.

The author of the material saw in Russia even the strengthening of anti-NATO and anti-Western sentiments. When did such moods appear in Russia? Right now - in the third presidential term of V. Putin.

In connection with the modernization of the Russian army, Gregor and other Swedish political scientists are calling for an increase in the country's defense budget.

As Lyubov Lyulko notes (Pravda.ru), in the Kingdom of Sweden, politicians prefer not to answer the question of why Russia should invade Sweden. The material highlights the point of view of Stefan Hedlund, a professor at the University of Uppsala and the head of the “Center for Russian Studies”.

Russia today is perceived in Sweden as a great threat to national security, states Hedlund, who himself has a different opinion. In "Svenska Dagbladet" the scientist published an article under the telling title: "Russia poses no threat to Sweden."

Hedlund criticized his native parliament, which had approved an increase in the military budget in the spring, under the pretext of "militarizing" Russia and strengthening the "authoritarianism of the Russian regime."

It is interesting how Hedlund refutes these government theses.

The scientist believes that the military plans of the Russian government to modernize the army, to which 20 trillions of rubles were directed, have failed - due to the fact that “the inability of Russian manufacturers to ensure effective interaction between government customers and defense industry organizations, and also low quality of the supplied equipment. ” These are not the words of the author, but a quote from Vladimir Putin.

Hedlund gives an example of numerous failed tests of the Bulava missile, which has problems with poor-quality components. He also recalls the accident of the Kursk submarine, which occurred “due to the explosion of an experimental torpedo on board.” The author writes: "It is naive to think that the Russian military industry, which is in the position where it remained two decades ago, suddenly began to produce weapons and systems of high international standards."

As for Putin's authoritarianism, the scientist does not believe in it either.

Even more than that, Hedlund believes that this very authoritarianism has sharply decreased. According to the analyst, for a long time Russia will be paralyzed by political struggle. A deteriorating economy will lead the government to a forced redistribution of budget funds so as not to lower wages and pensions. "They may simply not have enough money for military spending there," the political scientist said.

The mentioned Aneli Gregor enters the controversy with the scientist on the pages of the newspaper.

She points out that in Russia, starting with 2009, six successful launches of the Bulava missiles were made. And in the second half of September one of the two Russian nuclear submarines should launch a Bulava near the Swedish border! And can the Russian army be underestimated after it conducted the “2008 Caucasus” exercises on the eve of the war with Georgia?

Gregor predicts not a recession at all, but the growth of the Russian economy. Moscow is reorienting to cooperation with Beijing, which "craves for oil, and its demand is likely to continue to grow." Russian gas will also be in demand: after all, Germany refuses to use nuclear energy.

The militarization of Russia is indirectly expressed in the fact that, according to the report of the Stockholm World Research Institute (SIPRI), this country became one of the world's leading suppliers of weapons, in 2012, reaching sales in 15 billions of dollars.

And authoritarianism has not gone away. Gregor cites a proof of a Human Rights Watch report describing democracy in Russia as “suffering and unprecedented persecution of civic activism and political freedoms.”

Conclusion Aneli Gregor: Sweden should not ignore the militarization of Russia. Defense expenditures in the amount of 1,2% of GDP are necessary.

In the meantime, the simple Swedish people — more precisely, their male half — are not at all eager to show patriotism and enroll in volunteers.

Due to the lack of men, the Swedish army is equipped with “Amazons”, writes newsbalt.ru with reference to "The Local".

Two years ago, Sweden abandoned compulsory military service, going to the army, formed on a voluntary basis. At that time, 14% of the military personnel were women. But now there are already 20%. For comparison: when military service was mandatory for men, women who served on a voluntary basis, there was only 5% of the personnel.

Twenty-year-old Matilda Spaton-Goppers, sent for basic training to the east of Sweden, explains her desire to serve in the army with curiosity: “I want to discover and understand whether Sweden needs an army. Men dominate there. As a woman and a feminist, this should be very interesting to me. ”

Soon this “interesting” army will become one big Swedish family, which will answer the question “does Sweden need an army”.

As for the timid Swedish generals, he apparently has a strong historical memory…

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  1. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 30 August 2013 08: 53 New
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    As for the shy Swedish generals, he seems to have a strong historical memory ... That's for sure!!! laughing )))
    1. elmi
      elmi 30 August 2013 09: 02 New
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      Swedish generals have Russian nightmares
      I affirm: at one time, our soldiers near Poltava repulsed for a long time the desire to turn their bayonets to Russia, apparently fear was rooted at the genetic level))) By the way, pay attention to the picture the man in the center seems to be taking pictures of Swedes on the phone laughingwhat a joke from the past to descendants from the future wink
      1. Pit
        Pit 30 August 2013 09: 18 New
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        Quote: elmi
        our soldiers near Poltava

        And you understand that our soldiers then acted with the Swedes not humanely, not tolerantly. It was not a proportional aggression on a friendly visit. And how, after this, we should not be afraid, they brought us the light of enlightenment, and we were shouted at them, so that they themselves almost had the lights go out. laughing
        1. mamba
          mamba 30 August 2013 11: 28 New
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          Quote: Pit
          And how after this we should not be afraid, they brought us the light of enlightenment, and we shouted at them, so that they themselves almost lost their light

          ORALO - Oral, yelling. The tool for plowing, plow. Explanatory Dictionary Ushakov. D.N. Ushakov. 1935 1940 ... Explanatory dictionary of Ushakov.
          ORALO - ORALO (old). The tool for plowing. • Forging swords into yelling: ending the war, proceed to peaceful work. Explanatory Dictionary Ozhegova. S.I. Ozhegov, N.Yu. Shvedova. 1949 1992.
          Usually, the light in the eyes goes out when struck under the breath or in dignity.
          1. Pit
            Pit 30 August 2013 11: 51 New
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            Quote: mamba
            ORALO - ORALO, yelling. Gun

            I know very well what the word "screaming" means in the literary version of our language.
            But I didn’t write this comment much in the literary format, so this word should be understood within the meaning of the text.
            Do not fault this)
          2. Dovmont
            Dovmont 31 August 2013 15: 51 New
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            The light in the eyes also goes out from the impact on the bridge of the nose, and for some individuals for a long time!
        2. Karlsonn
          Karlsonn 31 August 2013 00: 35 New
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          Quote: Pit
          And you understand that our soldiers then acted with the Swedes not humanely, not tolerantly.


          I was banned forever on one of Ukrainian resources for quoting the diaries of two Swedish officers, among other things, the atrocities of the Swedish troops in Ukraine were described there, at the time of Yushchenko, at the helm, to put it mildly, on nationalist resources that insulted the eternal alliance between Ukraine and Sweden was not welcomed in the person of Karl and Mazepa.
          And that I with an ice ax winked . So IRONIA IS NOT PERFORMANCE.


          Quote: Pit
          And how after this we should not be afraid, they brought us the light of enlightenment, and we shouted at them, so that they themselves almost got out of the light.


          As a person who has devoted much time to studying the history of native aspens, as well as a person who has talked with Swedish intellectuals, I will say the following:
          - The Swedes at the same time feel guilty for doing Karl’s troops, and at the same time they feel gratitude for the fact that the Russians drove Sweden out of the category of the first countries in the second and after the third league.
          Sweden, although it possessed the most powerful army and navy at the turn of the 16 century, had no colonies and, as a result, in the struggle against England, Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands and other Italians and French (not to mention Russia) had every prospect of being defeated by Europeans and subsequently assimilated by neighbors. It was the loss near Poltava that created the domino effect, thanks to which there is such a country as Sweden.
          1. p-159
            p-159 31 August 2013 07: 17 New
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            they were corrupt it remained
          2. Blackgrifon
            Blackgrifon 31 August 2013 20: 29 New
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            Quote: Karlsonn
            I was banned forever on one of Ukrainian resources for quoting the diaries of two Swedish officers, among other things, the atrocities of the Swedish troops in Ukraine were described there, at the time of Yushchenko, at the helm, to put it mildly, on nationalist resources that insulted the eternal alliance between Ukraine and Sweden was not welcomed in the person of Karl and Mazepa.


            Karlsonn! You read memoirs of the confessor and squire of Charles XII to them and they banned you? It’s bad when people forget who their real enemy was and what they did in their native land. The Swedes during the years of the Great Northern War did such that even the SS looks against their background just hooligans.
      2. Prometey
        Prometey 30 August 2013 09: 21 New
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        Quote: elmi
        By the way, pay attention to the picture the man in the center is as if taking the Swedes on the phone

        laughing
        So, after that, believe the gossip about the backwardness of Russia - we already had cellular communications in the early 18th century smile
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        2. Ruslan_F38
          Ruslan_F38 30 August 2013 09: 57 New
          +4
          These Swedes are sick headlong, paranoid. Why Russia attack them - nonsense. Although given that they have "soda and gamora" around, it is quite possible that mass psychosis is present - as if they had not done anything superfluous in a state of effect.
          1. ded10041948
            ded10041948 30 August 2013 11: 10 New
            +1
            Maybe just in case, send them a couple of packages of toilet paper? You never know what will happen with fright!
            1. Blackgrifon
              Blackgrifon 31 August 2013 20: 31 New
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              Quote: ded10041948
              Maybe just in case, send them a couple of packages of toilet paper? You never know what will happen with fright!


              What are you - how can you do this with girls? :)

              Quote: ded10041948
              Men prevail there. As a woman and a feminist, this should be very interesting to me. ”
          2. Basil123
            Basil123 30 August 2013 21: 07 New
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            hi and you ask yourself how much gas they have there .................. and Klondike diamond oil belay and democracy love damn tomorrow went to war to collect wink
        3. Alez
          Alez 30 August 2013 10: 05 New
          +2
          Films on iPhone 7S.
        4. bddrus
          bddrus 30 August 2013 12: 30 New
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          Exactly! laughing
          During excavations in Stockholm at a depth of 10 meters, copper wires were found, which indicates that telephone communications in Sweden were already in the 17th century! And during excavations in Moscow at a depth of even 50 meters, no wires were found - this suggests that in the 12th century Russia already had cellular communications! laughing
        5. Kite
          Kite 31 August 2013 13: 24 New
          +1
          The article is not about the past, the Swedes expect to see such a picture as a result of the conflict with Russia (clothing is a picture of nationality, to understand who it is, with whom, where).
      3. edge
        edge 30 August 2013 11: 06 New
        +3
        Sweden will be able to confront the invading enemies in just one week ..... Well, that grandmother said in two, I remember in 1876 two hussar regiments and a winter night were enough for the Swedes to abandon the idea of ​​rebellion against the Russian empress.
        1. Dmitry 2246
          Dmitry 2246 30 August 2013 12: 04 New
          +1
          Russian rude and unfriendly they want the Swedes.
          1. p-159
            p-159 30 August 2013 16: 32 New
            +3
            Swedes probably
            1. anomalocaris
              anomalocaris 31 August 2013 08: 56 New
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              Well, if you wash the average Swede, comb, apply normal makeup, dress normally, and, most importantly, brainwash from a feminist dope, then it’s completely. Otherwise, see, see. Bitch we and their abundance.
              By the way, for about ten years, Swedish men have been carrying wives from Thailand. Prior to this, since the late 80s, the main suppliers were Poland, Russia and Ukraine.
        2. Rustam
          Rustam 30 August 2013 12: 59 New
          +3
          I fully agree 1 swan 4 Dryers for cover and 2 battalions of the airborne forces and 24 hours
          1. p-159
            p-159 30 August 2013 16: 34 New
            +1
            would know that there is still a pechenga would have surrendered
        3. bastard
          bastard 1 September 2013 00: 32 New
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          Against which sovereign? In 1876 was Alexander II
      4. Landwarrior
        Landwarrior 31 August 2013 07: 33 New
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        Quote: elmi
        I affirm: at one time, our soldiers near Poltava repulsed for a long time the desire to turn their bayonets to Russia, apparently fear was rooted at the genetic level)))

        Kamrad, actually then there was the Russo-Swedish War, exactly before Napoleon’s invasion wink So Poltava was enough for less than 100 years. wink
        hi
        1. anomalocaris
          anomalocaris 31 August 2013 09: 02 New
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          Well yes. After our walks to Stockholm, a spare capital appeared 300 km to the north in Sweden (the fortress, which is not very frail, even by modern standards, still functions in its original purpose), national Russian fear and eternal neutrality.
      5. Blackgrifon
        Blackgrifon 31 August 2013 20: 26 New
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        Quote: elmi
        I affirm: at one time, our soldiers near Poltava repulsed for a long time the desire to turn bayonets to Russia, as you can see the fear rooted at the genetic level


        In fact, after the Great Northern War, we fought several more times with the Swedes. Moreover, in some cases, the initiator was Sweden. And once they inflicted a really big defeat on us - in the 2nd Battle of Rochensalm - the second most battled ship in history. Another thing is that the Swedes THEN (at the beginning of 1700 the Swedish army is the giant that all of Europe was afraid of) and NOW (the "big friendly Swedish family") are two different things.

        What is important in this article is the remarks by the Swedish professor on reforms in the Russian Army and the implementation of the state program - if you delete “Kursk” from his arguments (the nuclear submarine was not killed because of a torpedo), then everything else is really present - the military-industrial complex suffers from “personnel shortage”, there is a factory marriage, etc.
      6. Bekzat
        Bekzat 31 August 2013 22: 54 New
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        For Elmira, yes, I also turned it over, looked at 2 minutes, thought maybe a collage, and then he still looked at a glass of vodka, looked at the peasant, and he himself wanted to smack a stopar for health !!! drinks
      7. wolk71
        wolk71 1 September 2013 09: 52 New
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        Quote: elmi
        Swedish generals have Russian nightmares
        I affirm: at one time, our soldiers near Poltava repulsed for a long time the desire to turn their bayonets to Russia, apparently fear was rooted at the genetic level))) By the way, pay attention to the picture the man in the center seems to be taking pictures of Swedes on the phone laughingwhat a joke from the past to descendants from the future wink

        Yes, he raises a cup for victory !!!
    2. Sakhalininsk
      Sakhalininsk 30 August 2013 11: 41 New
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      Quote: MIKHAN
      As for the timid Swedish generals, he apparently has a strong historical memory ... That's for sure !!! )))


      Well, from the immense liberalism and ogomosyachivaniya and not such an example laughing
      We are waiting for messages from the drug-excited Dutch public about the attacks of the Mongols under the track-tracking riding on bears laughing
    3. Arabist
      Arabist 30 August 2013 18: 04 New
      +1
      Once again I admire Oleg! Without his efforts, the site would be much more boring and less provided with information. Keep it up!
    4. Revolver
      Revolver 31 August 2013 04: 15 New
      +2
      You don’t understand? The Swedish general is not a fool, and he will not miss such an opportunity to dislodge an increase in the military budget. And the larger the budget, the greater the opportunity to cut the dough. Or do you think that they are sawing only in Russia?
    5. Bekzat
      Bekzat 31 August 2013 22: 52 New
      0
      I greet everyone, for Meehan, now the youth says: “As for the shy Swedish generals, he apparently has a strong historical memory ...” - This Phrase
      Test !!! + 100500 !!! Yes, and you too.
  2. Ragnarek
    Ragnarek 30 August 2013 08: 54 New
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    the key question is: do we go to war with Sweden?
    1. Pit
      Pit 30 August 2013 09: 19 New
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      Quote: Ragnarek
      on a fig to us to fight with Sweden?

      How the hell ?!
      In order to get them all, as the song says, it’s even shown in the clip that they can be taken away wassat
    2. Prometey
      Prometey 30 August 2013 09: 23 New
      +2
      Quote: Ragnarek
      the key question is: do we go to war with Sweden?

      In the place of the Swedes, I would have asked such a question in the first place, and not tossed around with nonsense.
      1. Pit
        Pit 30 August 2013 09: 31 New
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        Quote: Prometey
        I would be in the place of the Swedes in the first place and ask such a question

        What are you talking about? To ask a question is to turn on the head.
        Although Sweden is not Norway, it’s already forgotten how to think closely.
        1. Astrey
          Astrey 30 August 2013 11: 17 New
          +3
          Um ... Pit, you opened my eyes to romantic Norway.

          Terribly !!!

          It’s actually worth the trouble. Both to Sweden and to Norway. Just to be safe from such neighbors - maniacs.

          Do not find?
          1. Rider
            Rider 30 August 2013 12: 41 New
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            Quote: Astrey
            It’s actually worth the trouble. Both to Sweden and to Norway. Just to be safe from such neighbors - maniacs.


            Well nafig nafig.
            And suddenly they are contagious ?!

            Well, here you have more about the "wonderful Swedish distances"



            http://oko-planet.su/politik/politiklist/193750-chudesnye-shvedskie-dali.html

            In Sweden, the terror of the Sodomites begins slowly

            http://oko-planet.su/politik/newsday/195632-v-shvecii-potihonku-nachinaetsya-ter

            ror-sodomitov.html
            1. Pit
              Pit 30 August 2013 12: 58 New
              +1
              Quote: Astrey
              It’s actually worth the trouble. Both to Sweden and to Norway. Just to be safe from such neighbors - maniacs. Do not you find?

              No no
              Quote: Rider
              And suddenly they are contagious ?!

              I’m worrying like that, it's an infection worse than the plague.
              If only napalm disinfect
        2. Tamagon
          Tamagon 30 August 2013 19: 11 New
          0
          Horror is simple !!! Is it really true .............
          1. anomalocaris
            anomalocaris 31 August 2013 09: 24 New
            0
            Well, Sweden is not Norway, but there are enough cockroaches there. Just having lived there for two months, all our valiant company counted the days until the end of the trip. In any situation, I personally would not be able to live there.
        3. cherkas.oe
          cherkas.oe 30 August 2013 21: 07 New
          +2
          Quote: Pit
          Although Sweden is not Norway, it’s already forgotten how to think closely.

          Well, pi..ec, I'm shocked, what kind of European culture are pi ... what are our liberals? If the decision to shoot, or not to shoot at these monsters with a nuclear warhead, depended on me, then they would have left the coals. After an hour and a half of viewing, I got such a blow that now I know what the beast looks like and where it lives. am
        4. Sobol
          Sobol 30 August 2013 22: 02 New
          +4
          Get fucked !. To water nits. No other desires after watching no
          1. p-159
            p-159 31 August 2013 07: 18 New
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            it happened slaves
    3. Crocodile
      Crocodile 30 August 2013 09: 32 New
      +5
      It seems that the Swedes have a peculiar megalomania - RUSSIA WILL ATTACK SWEDEN!
      Unhappy Swedes even in the army of men can not find!
      Twenty-year-old Matilda Spaton-Goppers, who was sent to basic training in eastern Sweden, explains her desire to serve in the army with curiosity: “I want to discover and understand if Sweden needs an army. Men prevail there. Like a woman and feminist“It should be very interesting to me.” crying
      Whether the brains of our girls are clogged .... repeat
      1. tomas.09
        tomas.09 30 August 2013 20: 43 New
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        If children are brought up in schools, then that they are not boys and girls, they are not future dads and mothers, but the fact that they are all middle-class, it is not surprising that then, instead of men, women serve in the army. Loss of orientation complete !!!
    4. novobranets
      novobranets 30 August 2013 09: 54 New
      +4
      Quote: Ragnarek
      on a fig to us to fight with Sweden?

      Of course, we won’t fight, in FIG they surrendered, but we can maintain a preventive feeling of cold in the ass ... laughing
    5. xan
      xan 1 September 2013 01: 14 New
      0
      Quote: Ragnarek
      the key question is: do we go to war with Sweden?

      I'm also in a stupor
  3. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 30 August 2013 08: 54 New
    +9
    Carl Xll and Gustav Adolf can be “proud” of today's Sweden, if they have not yet been speechless with shame.
    1. Alexander Petrovich
      Alexander Petrovich 30 August 2013 09: 32 New
      +4
      They were speechless a long time ago when they fell into the grave, but a feeling of shame .... I worry more about our ancestors, seeing our youth who insult the monuments of the Great Patriotic War, they are not just ashamed - they are sobbing.
  4. svp67
    svp67 30 August 2013 08: 55 New
    +4
    It seems that the Swedish generals decided to increase their defense budget and their importance. oh, they would rather sit quietly and not climb out and without them there would be enough worries, otherwise the Russian army would not be able to get to Stockholm along the Baltic Sea - it knows the way well ...
    1. novobranets
      novobranets 30 August 2013 09: 56 New
      +1
      Quote: svp67
      oh, they would rather be quiet

      ... like a mouse under a broom, no one would have paid attention to them. bully
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  6. PavelOPG
    PavelOPG 30 August 2013 09: 07 New
    +2
    and our Cossacks have not marched through the streets of Stockholm? winked smile wassat
    1. svp67
      svp67 30 August 2013 09: 12 New
      +3
      Quote: PavelOPG
      and our Cossacks have not marched through the streets of Stockholm?

      And where did they get to - our Cossacks saw the streets of Stockholm, and they took “zipuns” there ... so much so that the Swedes decided to become “neutral”
    2. edge
      edge 30 August 2013 11: 20 New
      +3
      Quote: PavelOPG
      and our Cossacks have not marched through the streets of Stockholm? winked smile wassat

      were there, were .... just not Cossacks: Grodno and Uman hussar regiments .....
      1. nnz226
        nnz226 30 August 2013 13: 05 New
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        Yeah, even the Novgorodians in the 11 century drove there (to Sweden) in order to get hold of good. This is Western Europe, only it came down from the trees, praying that the Lord would deliver them from all sorts of horrors, including the Norman raids. And in Novgorod it was considered a decent tone to clean the faces of these Normans, and rob them from the heart. The history of the Golden Gate in the Hagia Sophia in Novgorod is well described by Bushkov. True, their ests (!!!) were dragged from Sweden, and the Novgorodians took them away. But the fact itself: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.a.a.s..su.a.a.aaaaaa.nbsp;
  7. Kovrovsky
    Kovrovsky 30 August 2013 09: 09 New
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    I liked the picture! So it seems that the man in the center on the "mobile" captured Swedes takes off! wink
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  9. Troy
    Troy 30 August 2013 09: 11 New
    0
    Fun little article laughing
  10. chehywed
    chehywed 30 August 2013 09: 16 New
    +4
    In January 2013, Karl Haglund (Minister of Defense of Finland) spoke on what would happen if a military conflict ensued. And he hastened to explain: his home country will be able to defend without foreign assistance longer than neighboring Sweden.


    Interesting trend. That Latvians with Estonians "measured by letters", now the Finns with the Swedes. No matter how they fought ...
    1. novobranets
      novobranets 30 August 2013 09: 59 New
      +1
      Quote: chehywed
      .How would not have fought ...

      Yes, completely, to you. Let the unreasonable have fun - whatever the child would amuse, if only he would not ask for a bottle. laughing
  11. Dazdranagon
    Dazdranagon 30 August 2013 09: 21 New
    +3
    What is going on in the world? Why does everyone (the Balts, the Poles, now the Swedes) think that we are going to attack someone? Not, on the one hand, let them be afraid of course. Afraid means respected! But you don’t need to panic, sleep at night with your head covered, and short walks from the bomb shelter to the bomb shelter, dear neighbors! hi
    PS In the photo, it seems that the master on the phone is taking prisoners. laughing
    1. Prometey
      Prometey 30 August 2013 09: 26 New
      15
      Quote: Dazdranagon
      In the photo, it seems that the master on the phone is taking prisoners.

      This is the ancestor of Dmitry Anatolyevich, he pressed the iPhone from the Swede.
  12. Alexander Petrovich
    Alexander Petrovich 30 August 2013 09: 30 New
    +2
    I wonder what Sweden remembered? Is she also going to send her gay army to Syria?
  13. AleksUkr
    AleksUkr 30 August 2013 09: 38 New
    28
    Reporters decided that Sweden has low alert. The general objected: we supposedly have two JAS-39 Gripen fighters.

    Already TWO? WHAT WE DO, HOW TO DEFEND?
    Recall History. It may help:
    In 1714, during the Northern War, the Russian army commanded
    Golitsyna left behind the Swedish corps and took a position. Swedes right there
    attacked, but were repulsed. Officers offered Golitsyn immediately
    launch a counterattack using the confusion of the enemy.
    However, Golitsyn decided to wait for at least two more attacks by the Swedes. Only
    after the third reflected attack, the Russians went on the offensive and without
    the enemy was defeated by special labor ...
    What did Golitsyn expect? And he waited while the Swedes, running back and forth, rammed
    snow...
    1. sasha.28blaga
      sasha.28blaga 30 August 2013 09: 56 New
      +2
      Tamped snow is very funny.
      Why, when we talk about the West, we designate them as democratizers, liberals, and when the West speaks about us, then authoritarianism, militarism?
      1. Pit
        Pit 30 August 2013 10: 08 New
        +7
        Quote: sasha.28blaga
        Why, when we talk about the West, we designate them as democratizers, liberals, and when the West speaks about us, then authoritarianism, militarism?

        We have a different mentality, we are by nature a free people, and for the most part they were slaves, something or someone. They don’t understand us. But I don’t understand that our culture has essentially developed and strengthened even when they are not like shields in caves. Our culture is original and does not require attracting new adherents for development or promotion to the masses. so to speak, we are an old people who have already proved everything in this world and that there is no reason to prove anything else.
        And they have been formed for the most part the last 500-800 years, this is very small, the baby is practically (and there is no need to revive on the theme of the Vikings, Gauls, etc. They destroyed them all, only artifacts remained, and the cultures were zero). And this baby is growing gradually, the only problem is that it has grown, it has become big, but there are no brains. So this too-old down tries to prove to the older and wiser neighbor that he is right, and when it doesn’t work out or rolls a tantrum or grabs a club. But as practice is shown, he himself rakes the same club. Apparently there were enough brains, or the sides still hurt so as not to grab the club now, but no one punishes him for tantrums.
        1. edge
          edge 30 August 2013 11: 32 New
          +2
          Quote: Pit
          And they have been formed for the most part the last 500-800 years

          read the historical chronicles, after the victory near Poltava, Tsar Peter arranged a general Sabantuy, for officers of the Russian and Swedish armies, everyone spoke the same language. According to the memoirs of contemporaries, the Swedes switched to their language sublimate 10 years before the war with Russia. Yes and Viking squads, terrifying all of Europe, 70% consisted of Arkhangelsk ear-flies ....
          1. Pit
            Pit 30 August 2013 11: 47 New
            +3
            Quote: hert
            Yes, and the Viking squads, terrifying all of Europe, 70% consisted of Arkhangelsk ear-flies ....

            And where are these squads? Where did their culture go?
            And about the fact that they spoke the same language, then you are right, if we discard the public (academic) history and rummage, then it turns out that most of the ancient European cities are based on the Russian basis, most of Europe was completely or partially subordinated to Russia. Many countries without having their own language when gaining "independence" began to invent their own language, but to begin with, they switched from Cyrillic to Latin, and therefore, in that period there were statues with text in Russian, but in Latin letters.
            In fact, thanks to the Russians, Europe got out of the caves.
    2. Corsair
      Corsair 30 August 2013 12: 18 New
      +1
      Quote: AleksUkr
      Reporters decided that Sweden has low alert. The general objected: we supposedly have two JAS-39 Gripen fighters.

      Actually, your picture is a parody of "SWISS army knife" fellow laughing
      1. Corsair
        Corsair 30 August 2013 12: 34 New
        0
        Quote: Corsair
        Quote: AleksUkr
        Reporters decided that Sweden has low alert. The general objected: we supposedly have two JAS-39 Gripen fighters.

        Actually, your picture is a parody of "SWISS army knife" fellow laughing


        And the flags of Sweden and Switzerland accordingly look SO:
    3. Landwarrior
      Landwarrior 31 August 2013 07: 35 New
      +1
      AleksUkrFirstly, it was during the Russo-Swedish War of 1808-1809, and secondly, it is most likely a bike wink
    4. Vlaleks48
      Vlaleks48 31 August 2013 22: 15 New
      -1
      And what does the Swiss mechanism have to do with it !?
  14. tilovaykrisa
    tilovaykrisa 30 August 2013 09: 39 New
    0
    EEhhh, and after all, once there were noble warriors, but the plague of liberalism did its job with these people.
    1. Corsair
      Corsair 30 August 2013 12: 39 New
      +1
      Quote: tilovaykrisa
      EEhhh, and after all, once there were noble warriors, but the plague of liberalism did its job with these people.


      I don’t know WHO or WHAT did with the people of Sweden, but Russia has gouged their ARMY over several wars.
      Yes, SO that they still can’t raise their heads ...
  15. Karah
    Karah 30 August 2013 09: 40 New
    +1
    Cool picture - the man closest to captive Swedes takes them on his mobile phone! :)
    1. Artyom
      Artyom 30 August 2013 09: 53 New
      +1
      for sure! I noticed this too :))
  16. dzvero
    dzvero 30 August 2013 09: 44 New
    +7
    “As potential interventionists in Sweden, such states are usually considered where human rights are violated, where there is not a hint of different freedoms, where there is no democracy, and where the government is very interested in the Arctic, while simultaneously engaged in accelerated modernization of the army.”

    China, probably?
    1. Raiven
      Raiven 31 August 2013 01: 21 New
      +2
      Belarus, Somalia and this one, well, like her, Oh! Remembered! Saint Kitts and Nevis laughing

      They are scary too laughing
  17. Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 30 August 2013 09: 46 New
    0
    Our ancestors have well-worn the Swedes, they are still hiccuping ... But seriously, the anti-Russian hysteria rises as soon as successes in the economy and the increase in the defense power of Russia appear. It would seem, how am I the connection between the security of Sweden and the exercises of the Russian army in the Far East? Yes, no! But the Swedes are afraid. I am sure that this is a “contrived” fear. But under such hysteria it is better to extort money for additional weapons.
    A bit about the Poles. They sleep and see how Russia is “occupying” them. In the historical past, the pans have so much nasty things to Russia that they apparently suspect that Russia may inadvertently remind of this. Sleep calmly in a pan. Nobody needs you.
    1. nnz226
      nnz226 30 August 2013 13: 14 New
      +2
      Yes, after Poltava, they bloated their cheeks for almost a century and dreamed of a revenge, only at the beginning of the 19 century, on the eve of the war with Napoleon, did our troops drop through the frozen Gulf of Bothnia directly on the ice (which of the Western “armies” could or is capable of this ?? ?), and when the Russian cavalry began to dance in 20 versts from Stockholm (Stekolny is the original Russian name for a village that grew into a city), they quickly capitulated.
    2. Dovmont
      Dovmont 31 August 2013 15: 58 New
      0
      Damn, how would calm the Poles for a couple of centuries! For more than 1000 years, Russia has been crap !!!
  18. sergey72
    sergey72 30 August 2013 09: 58 New
    11
    Well, everything seems to have been said about the cellphone ... See dad and son in the left corner? Dad: "... look son, this is blue ..."
  19. Ascetic
    Ascetic 30 August 2013 10: 09 New
    +6
    Alas, the Swedish army is slowly turning into an "army of lovers" ... By the way, the famous group with the same name - Army of Lovers ("Army of lovers") - decided to cancel their autumn tour in
    of Russia
    Musicians are afraid that they will be put in jail for 60 days in Russia and will demand a fine of 60 thousand Swedish kroner for not being able to refuse an erotic kiss during a concert.

    link
    1. Pit
      Pit 30 August 2013 10: 26 New
      +5
      Quote: Ascetic
      Musicians are afraid

      If they’re afraid, why are they going here? They are in the process of such a form of masochism, they sleep and see how they are closed, they will use them as prisoners in the Russian prison and the brutal Russian convicts, as if from tourism with them.
  20. Horst78
    Horst78 30 August 2013 10: 12 New
    +2
    In the figure, a man photographs the Swedes on a smartphone or what? wassat laughing
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  22. andru_007
    andru_007 30 August 2013 10: 16 New
    +9
    Quote: Prometey
    Quote: Dazdranagon
    In the photo, it seems that the master on the phone is taking prisoners.

    This is the ancestor of Dmitry Anatolyevich, he pressed the iPhone from the Swede.

    A joke of the day! Just Bravo !!!!!!!!!! good
  23. andrei332809
    andrei332809 30 August 2013 10: 18 New
    0
    The author of the material saw in Russia even the strengthening of anti-NATO and anti-Western sentiments. When did such moods appear in Russia? Right now - in the third presidential term of V. Putin.

    that's amazing. and why is it suddenly
  24. RBLip
    RBLip 30 August 2013 10: 21 New
    0
    Quote: sasha.28blaga
    we call them democratizers, liberals, and when the west speaks about us, then authoritarianism, militarism?

    mental difference? different worldview? different interpretations?
  25. poccinin
    poccinin 30 August 2013 10: 32 New
    +3
    Quote: dzvero
    “As potential interventionists in Sweden, such states are usually considered where human rights are violated, where there is not a hint of different freedoms, where there is no democracy, and where the government is very interested in the Arctic, while simultaneously engaged in accelerated modernization of the army.”

    China, probably?
    Nah, they are afraid of North Korea.
  26. smiths xnumx
    smiths xnumx 30 August 2013 10: 42 New
    16
    In short, something like this ...

    A parody of the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of Sweden, Sverker Joransson, aroused concern in the authoritative Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet. The initiative of the general, who stated at the beginning of the year that the Swedish army could not last even a week in the event of an attack by Russia, became a serious and acute political issue for the country, the newspaper writes. The general made a statement on the eve of the annual national conference "People and Defense", which was attended by NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen, which discussed the issue of Sweden's accession to NATO. The general himself, having made so much noise, fell ill right at the conference and will be on sick leave until March 17. And finally, Sweden waited for the response of the “Russian bear”, notes Aftonbladet. According to Aftonbladet, Channel One presented the Swedish army as a "frail, dressed in yellow-blue tights." Under the well-known composition of the ABBA group Mamma Mia, a team that looks more like IKEA managers dances against the backdrop of Russian fighters. First, a figure appears in the foreground that talks about the Russian attack. Of course, the retelling of Aftonbladet is very, very inaccurate. (A TV presenter appears in the video, which quotes the words of the commander in chief. Then follows the general’s output.) “Finnish defense is not enough to defend against the landing of 1000 military groups,” according to the newspaper, a figure representing Sverker Joranson sings. (The words in the video say: “It is unlikely that we will be protected from Finland by a shield if thousands of guys from the airborne forces fly into the air ... Russians go on foot, it’s even worse.”). Taunts about the possibilities of the Swedish defense were broadcast throughout Russia, Aftonbladet emphasizes. (In the video: “They will conquer the country in a week, so that they can rest on Friday ... On the table they are about to spread a map of Sweden, but, ironically, the table is made of IKEA.”).
    1. smiths xnumx
      smiths xnumx 30 August 2013 10: 42 New
      +6
      “The commander’s remarks about the week are really funny when you consider that Russia repelled the invasion of Napoleon and Hitler in just a few months,” commented the Swedish expert on Russia Jakub Swiecicki from the Foreign Policy Institute (Utrikespolitiska institutet).
      At the end of the sketch, the “commander in chief” of Sweden stated that Sweden should renounce its policy of neutrality, “leave NATO” and instead enter into an alliance with Russia. (In the video, Russia hospitably welcomes the general.) “The video is ridiculous,” the acting Swedish Commander-in-Chief Jan Salestrand told the Svenska Dagbladet newspaper. - We are not going to contribute at all to outline Russia as an enemy or adversary. In matters of self-defense, we behave as the situation in the world requires. No one can now predict what kind of political power will be dominant in seven, ten or twelve years. ” Even the Minister of Defense of Sweden Karin Enström appeared in this submission. And ridicule sounded that she was a woman, writes Aftonbladet. “Our potential is weak and our secretary of defense is wearing a skirt,” Sverker Joranson doesn’t stop. (In the video: “Our potential is fragile, and the Minister of Defense is in a skirt.”) Karin Enström told the Aftonbladet newspaper that she watched this video and considers “such freedom of speech is wonderful, especially for Russia.” The translator of the video into English was forced to appeal to the Swedish audience. He emphasized that the creators of the video did not even have the intention of mocking the Swedish army and defenses. The Russians joked in a completely different way: they ridiculed Sverker Joranson himself, who went too far in relation to Russia. Many users of the Aftonbladet website found the video very funny. “Nobody will attack us. We have neither oil nor minerals. Only pizza with kebabs, ”one of the users joked.

      http://expert.ru/2013/03/1/otvet-russkogo-medvedya/

      If problems with the video, sorry. Yours faithfully! hi
      1. matross
        matross 30 August 2013 19: 33 New
        +4
        Quote: smiths xnumx
        We have neither oil nor minerals. Only pizza with kebabs

        When there is no pizza, and only kebabs with Arabs will remain - they will still dream of the Russian occupation, poor fellow ... smile
    2. tracer
      tracer 2 September 2013 05: 47 New
      0
      Beautifully skzan and beautifully presented. I then somehow saw a group (of fighters) on F-15 or 16 (they didn’t exactly show it). Guarding the sky of one of the powers. They showed only how brave pilots pilot these planes. Beautiful in general. Hairstyles and lipsticks, and a figure in a helmet. ... But I somehow imagined how these beauties will fight with our seasoned men for a moment. Think for yourself how? A woman is essentially not a warrior. Putting her on a fighter plane is like sending her to death in the event of war. The latest fashion of "some armies" even to call up women for military service is a sign of the state’s weakness. His complete helplessness in gender polity and not able to provide his army with real fighters. A man is a fighter by nature. All homopolitics of homostranes is aimed at removing the genome of a warrior, protector, family father and flower giver to beloved women, and therefore, the parents of new fighters and defenders. Guys, everything rests on us .. Be always peasants. Then, with ANY adversary, we’ll figure it out.
      1. Knizhnik
        Knizhnik 6 September 2013 14: 34 New
        0
        Times are changing, including women. Since the times of the 2nd World War women have been known for example as good snipers. But for good pilots, are there really no suitable ones?
  27. ausguck
    ausguck 30 August 2013 11: 06 New
    +4
    Thank you for the article, neighing from the heart ...)))) The idiocy of Western liberalism takes on increasingly grotesque forms .... in the madhouse "Sun" is an open day ...))) laughing
    1. p-159
      p-159 30 August 2013 16: 50 New
      +6
      piss however
  28. deman73
    deman73 30 August 2013 11: 12 New
    +2
    let them sit quietly and calmly and we will not offend them
  29. andru_007
    andru_007 30 August 2013 11: 34 New
    +2
    Quote: smiths xnumx
    “The video is ridiculous,” Swedish Acting Commander Jan Salestrand told the Svenska Dagbladet newspaper. - We are not going to contribute at all to outline Russia as an enemy or adversary. In matters of self-defense, we behave as the situation in the world requires. No one now can predict what kind of political power will be dominant in seven, ten or twelve years. ”

    In other words, if the situation changes, and Russia gets stronger, then the Swedes will go over ... well, that’s pretty honest. There is an incentive to work in a certain direction .. soldier
  30. pensioner
    pensioner 30 August 2013 11: 45 New
    +1
    Swedish generals have Russian nightmares- nothing special! Genetic memory, however ... So that the doctor and the orderlies can not strain yet. But when after these nightmares they wake up on a yellow sheet, then it will be necessary to begin treatment. In the meantime, early ...
  31. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya 30 August 2013 11: 58 New
    +1
    Something is wrong here: either the generals are not the same, or it is time for them to go to the yellow house, because more than 1709 centuries have passed since the time of Poltava (3), and most importantly, to remind yourself louder and smelly, because forget about "... other different Swedes there" (as V.V. Mayakovsky said)
  32. pensioner
    pensioner 30 August 2013 12: 03 New
    +2
    Thank you Oleg for the article!
    Quote: retired
    As for the shy Swedish generals, he seems to have a strong historical memory ...

    The same thing immediately came to mind ...
  33. Mareman Vasilich
    Mareman Vasilich 30 August 2013 12: 19 New
    +3
    In fact, when the enemy at the sight of Russian weapons, after many generations, shakes the nerves from only memories, then this is a good sign. The truth works - "That would be remembered."
  34. Alligator_S
    Alligator_S 30 August 2013 12: 21 New
    +6
    Russia, having announced the modernization of its army, in my opinion, got some advantages. Many Western countries, in a prolonged economic and political crisis, will not be able to increase their military budgets and will have to soften their Russophobic rhetoric so as not to annoy the growing Russia once again. As the saying goes: "they are afraid, then respected."

    The author writes: “It is naive to think that the Russian military industry, in the position where it remained two decades ago, suddenly began to produce weapons and systems of high international standards.”

    There is interest and finances - they are producing ... Even Soviet developments of 20-30 years ago cause horror for our “friends”. But modern Russia, in my opinion, is awaiting a technological revolution.

    Russia will be paralyzed by political struggle. A worsening economy will lead the government to a forced redistribution of budget funds so as not to lower salaries and pensions. “They might just not have enough money for military spending there,” the political scientist says.

    This is precisely Europe, which is refusing the most efficient nuclear energy, and will pay us our military expenses.

    And authoritarianism has not gone away. Gregor cites a proof of a Human Rights Watch report describing democracy in Russia as “suffering and unprecedented persecution of civic activism and political freedoms.”

    Yes, I have the feeling that such freedoms as we have in the world are nowhere at all. In their “tolerant” societies, citizens do not have the right to their beliefs and their own opinions. And tolerance lies in the need to love incest, lesbians, homosexuals, transsexuals, pedophiles, bestiality, necrophiles, etc., under penalty of fines and imprisonment. Normal healthy people are declared homophobic, i.e. they are attributed a mental deviation from the norm. The family is being destroyed. Children are brought up as asexual creatures, corrupting their gentle souls by showing pornography at sexual education lessons, which neither children nor their parents have the right to refuse (again fines and prison sentences). Christian attributes are forbidden, as insulting Muslims and Jews. They even forbid wearing a cross on the neck! But what the fuck do you care about what I believe in and what I wear around my neck? This is FREEDOM ??? That is precisely in the first centuries that Christians were killed not so much for what they believed, but for the fact that they refused in that “tolerant” society to offer sacrifices to idols and sin was called sin. It turns out that we are now returning there again? Russia has its own way. You have to hold on to it. Our cause is just, we will win.
  35. Sochi
    Sochi 30 August 2013 12: 25 New
    +1
    The Swedish generals ... decided to remind themselves that they need money ... and their population is sick - psychosis, it seems, is a permanent condition in most of Europe, and is treated only after getting a bomb on the head ... World War II experience .
  36. Windgrey
    Windgrey 30 August 2013 12: 31 New
    +1
    This is not a man’s cell phone in his hand))) At a glass drinks If you bring the photo closer, it becomes clear. And below there, the butler was adjacent laughing
  37. nikcris
    nikcris 30 August 2013 13: 45 New
    +3
    I’m bl ... I’m not catching up, why do they think they will last a whole week? According to my calculations, it’s about 17 minutes, from strength 27. Am I not a great Pra?
    1. Committee
      Committee 30 August 2013 13: 56 New
      0
      Absolutely, maybe even less, and indeed, the population is half of Moscow, 9 million the whole country, and there ...
    2. soldier's grandson
      soldier's grandson 30 August 2013 16: 26 New
      +1
      Vi apsalyutnaaa praff!
  38. kafa
    kafa 30 August 2013 14: 37 New
    +3
    all hi-huh yes slippers! wars unleash politics and disentangle peoples fool
    1. Committee
      Committee 31 August 2013 15: 03 New
      0
      Yes, but the people are already too small ..... but oooooooochen proud. ("Burns like a Swede near Poltava")
  39. Yarosvet
    Yarosvet 30 August 2013 16: 20 New
    +7
    Sweden, Sweden ...

    All the same, something from what is in Sweden is sorely lacking in Russia.

    1. Karlsonn
      Karlsonn 31 August 2013 00: 10 New
      0
      Quote: Yarosvet
      All the same, something from what is in Sweden is sorely lacking in Russia.


      Nevermind we learn from the Swedes! In Belarus there is an example to the contrary!
      In addition, maybe you are not aware of the comrade how the Swedes in Ukraine behaved 300 years ago, if you are interested, you will discover a lot for yourself. hi
      1. Yarosvet
        Yarosvet 31 August 2013 03: 42 New
        0
        Quote: Karlsonn
        Nevermind we learn from the Swedes!
        We must learn from everyone - the best.

        In addition, maybe you do not know the comrade how the Swedes in Ukraine behaved 300 years ago
        What happened 23 years ago in Chechnya? And now some are writing in boiling water over the idea of ​​sending children there to be raised.

        We do not live "THEN", but now - and for comparison we choose the appropriate ones - the best.
    2. Setrac
      Setrac 31 August 2013 00: 31 New
      0
      Quote: Yarosvet
      All the same, something from what is in Sweden is sorely lacking in Russia.

      The same arena in the Swedes as the one on which the roof fell off from the snow?
      1. Yarosvet
        Yarosvet 31 August 2013 03: 45 New
        0
        Quote: Setrac
        The same arena in the Swedes as the one on which the roof fell off from the snow?

        I don’t think - and it's not about the arena, but about numbers.
  40. Vorkot cat
    Vorkot cat 30 August 2013 16: 24 New
    +1
    The poor Japanese daily wait for the TU-95 raid.

    And you say - Swedes smile
    1. xan
      xan 1 September 2013 01: 51 New
      0
      Quote: Cat Workot
      The poor Japanese daily wait for the TU-95 raid.

      on this basis, you can not only get a stomach ulcer, but also something worse
      ours seem to have understood something better in this world
  41. tupolev-95
    tupolev-95 30 August 2013 16: 50 New
    0
    The people, and you noticed, in the picture the boyar of the Swedes takes off his mobile!
    1. Yuri Y.
      Yuri Y. 30 August 2013 18: 32 New
      0
      No, at a feast this is called "hold the microphone."
  42. saygon66
    saygon66 30 August 2013 16: 59 New
    +1
    -It seems that the Scandinavian gnomes, as the heroes of the famous cartoon "are afraid together"
    Stoli for a long time they had no trouble ....
  43. Goldkonstantin
    Goldkonstantin 30 August 2013 17: 40 New
    0
    It’s disgusting to go there with the war, it’s easier to just throw missiles all the way to Norway.
    1. xan
      xan 1 September 2013 01: 48 New
      0
      Quote: GoldKonstantin
      It’s disgusting to go there with the war, it’s easier to just throw missiles all the way to Norway.

      why are they needed, they are harmless - they’re not Poles
      let yourself choke quietly, hammer each other
      money tea rockets cost
  44. listik
    listik 30 August 2013 17: 43 New
    0
    Nobody needs Sweden, especially its generals! Do not touch us and we will not touch you. Russians know: a poor peace is better than a pretty war.
    1. p-159
      p-159 31 August 2013 07: 22 New
      0
      the pechenga was built. 60 km from and fn nid we mouth them
  45. morpogr
    morpogr 30 August 2013 18: 15 New
    0
    Apparently they want to increase salaries, so they need more money for themselves, because in IKEA everything is so expensive.
  46. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun 30 August 2013 18: 42 New
    0
    It would be better if the Swedes thought about hockey or football!

    Fuck they surrendered to us!
  47. Alikovo
    Alikovo 30 August 2013 19: 37 New
    +1
    to see Tsar Peter the first at the head of the Russian army thoroughly roused them.
    1. xan
      xan 1 September 2013 01: 54 New
      0
      Quote: Alikovo
      to see Tsar Peter the first at the head of the Russian army thoroughly roused them.

      those Swedes are not like that. they put the whole of Europe on the ears, and these each other.
      It was not shameful to clash with those, but it is better to get around these, or jump over - they know them far from sin.
  48. nikcris
    nikcris 30 August 2013 20: 20 New
    +2
    I’m bullshit from this Sweden: they either have a Swedish family or fighting homosexuals. Did this family give birth to them?
    ps I do not know whether homosexuals on this site can be called fagots - on many it is forbidden
  49. rezident
    rezident 31 August 2013 01: 02 New
    0
    The Swedish generals also want to eat, so they are seething. And so any dense idiot understands that Russia was not going to attack. She over there cannot protect where she is before the Swedes.
  50. sashka
    sashka 31 August 2013 07: 48 New
    0
    Pinned .. So now the whole Swedish family will be drafted into the army, right away all three. Two dads and one mother. True, it is not clear which of them is who, but it doesn’t matter