From tales of frontiers

In one thousand nine hundred and eighty shaggy year, after working days, on the eve of the weekend, we sat with the guys from the brigade in my garage, which was exactly halfway from the factory to the house.

As usual - a stack, the second ... And the conversation "for life" began. In the brigade, everyone was after the army. Range: from the construction battalion to ... And, naturally, more attention was paid to those who, as they say, “sniffed powder”, i.e. those who ottarabanil valid in the border guards, paratroopers, groups of troops, etc ...

The colorful figure, blond, like your grandfather, Andryukha was a calm (and there is now) a guy about whom they say "silent". Well, and here it, as they say, "burst through":

-What is it!!! So I got a vacation for being awake on time!
- ??? !!!
-Well, I'm on the border with China, the strap pulled. Left flank, right flank. Cupid, fairway, year of service in the background, including training ... On that day, we changed the outfit on the right flank. Everything was as usual. But at night, the devil pulled the chief of the outpost to drag us to the check ... Well, and we are neither in sleep nor in spirit ... I lie, in short, the kemaru, and then somehow I do not care for myself. I open my eyes quietly and see two "stilts" against the sky, exactly five meters away from me from the border. Well, I think, the scribe! Chinas drew! And the silence is incredible! Fuse you will lower - hear! Then I myself, not knowing why, say in a whisper: - Stop, who is walking! And in response, too, in a whisper: Own! (etc. under the Charter).

Bottom line: 12 days of home leave, including the road, for excellent service and good disguise on the ground!
And you say ...

Comments

[Kontur185]

If the narrator was a border guard, he would have asked "Stop pass" and not stop who is coming! He just screw

[pamero]

A good bike, and the neutral is the head of the outpost or whoever went there on stilts! Well done, the border guard knows how to speak!

[ultra]

What is this neutral? Everything behind the system is called the border strip! And about the tattoos, so during my service, there were necessarily "scrapers" for this case, but on the last of the alarm they got it, True, once at a detachment check and flew, in alarm 30 pieces were missing, not counting the cartridges for the SPSh.

[nickname 1 and 2]

Nonsense!
If you do not call out to the inspector at the proper distance, you will be accused of not vigilant service. If another 2-3 meters "hangs" then the suspicion - "KIMARISH?" AND IF I ADMITTED the inspectors for 2-3 meters to myself EVERYTHING - a dream at the border! with all that it implies.

What about vacation? Heh! We gave 1mu per year (for 70 people) And why did they give THIS? So no one even recognized! And NOT FOR SERVICES for excellent service! Everything hung on the fact that, as it were - they didn’t drag you (strangers), they stole the machine gun - their own (confirmed sleep), strangers (disbat), NGG - passed (NPSN journal was stored for 30 years), the fact was established - CRIMINAL!
Somewhere like that!

[ultra]

Quote: nick 1 and 2

We gave 1mu per year (for 70 people)

This is a fact, from our call, only four were on vacation. And no regular ones, only for any "merits" (exemplary utility block, to the commander for work), I also got a vacation for winning the squad competition of the best senior PNs.

[Uruska]

Well done! Amused.

[Marconi41]

In one of the POGOs, on orders from above, they “decided” to fight “community” (who served, in the know) and did not find anything smarter than gathering fighters of the same nationality or from one region into one unit.
So on one island outpost appeared 35 representatives of one of the Caucasian nationalities. The beginning outposts with foreman (both Russian) were simply hung from this. And once l / s PN refused to go to the service (weather-rain).
The beginning outposts to them “I command”, and those in no way. Then the outfit was built again and each individually is asked "do you refuse to obey the order?" Answer: “Yes” One of the fighters is led into a captive, a shot is heard from there, and then the foreman makes an insensitive body. Five seconds later, only the beginning was left at the outpost. outposts and foreman, the rest fled around the island. Then they were caught for another 5 days on the island and returned. It turned out that the officer shot in the kapter at idle, and the foreman on the head was fist at the back ...
I heard this bike about 15 years before Pokrovsky’s “Shoot”

[nickname 1 and 2]

Not! If you want something interesting from the life of the frontier post SO say so! And then some kind of dead stories. First of all, what does it mean - BIKE?

Here the foreman told me when he was still a salabon:

at the outpost there was one lady, the wife of the political leader, big-eyed. Here she laid eyes on one! And he was sentinel at the stables that day. Here is the construction for combat crew, it is a dart to the stable! and there was a cart, well, come on quickly, he picked it up and into the cart, and he himself was on top !!! and the work began to boil! and the stable was located a little on the hill in relation to the place of the military crew .... take the cart and ride straight ahead to that system! And the sun at 19.00 drove down and hit the fighters directly in the eye! Those. a cart behind the sun officers rolls towards her with their backs to the ranks = no eyes behind. And the soldiers look at the commanders and in the other direction there is no desire to look because the sun is in the way! And the ass that flashes the sun directly smiles and adds fervor!

In short: GY-Gy finally appeared in the ranks when the cart was 10 meters from the officers. Well here, of course, some are behind the gun, some are hanging, some are neighing, someone is yelling, someone is foul language! A-ah-ah, someone pale in mortal fear!
Only here "for what I bought", I do not see instructive and funny here! Tragedy - yes!

[Mercenary]

a half-dead bike smacks of bread.

[Hleb]

smacks of bread cutter.

[individual]

On the topic: "Wait ... Who ..?"

[Petrovich]

The bike, and then the bike, is consonant with the word slaughter. But in the service it happens that in life and in delirium it does not appear.