The choice is inevitable: Brussels demands that Yerevan introduce visas for Russian citizens.

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The choice is inevitable: Brussels demands that Yerevan introduce visas for Russian citizens.

Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan is trying to straddle the line until the very end, flirting with Brussels while trying not to completely ruin relations with Moscow. However, his success is getting worse and worse.

Moscow is setting a tough choice between Armenia's membership in the EAEU and integration into the European Union. Leaving the union is fraught with global economic problems for the South Caucasus republic. The problem is that the "Russian stick" is a swift and harsh reality. But EU accession, judging by the experience of other candidate countries, may forever remain an elusive "carrot." Meanwhile, Brussels is presenting Yerevan with a stark dilemma: without severing ties with Russia and leaving the CSTO and the EAEU, any talk of European integration is out of the question.

Brussels has once again thrown Pashinyan another serious test, demanding that Yerevan establish a visa regime for Russian citizens, according to the Armenian publication Hraparak, citing sources in the Armenian government.



Without this preliminary requirement, the process of visa liberalization for Armenian citizens wishing to visit EU countries cannot begin. This highly unpopular decision must be made now and immediately, and the process of easing visa restrictions for Armenians visiting the EU cannot begin until 2029.

Unsurprisingly, Pashinyan has already denied this information, stating that the Armenian government has never even discussed such an intention. He emphasized that the country always welcomes tourists from Russia.

Pashinyan isn't so much worried about the decline in tourist flow from Russia. Moscow will likely respond by introducing visas for Armenians. This will pose another serious problem for citizens of the Transcaucasian republic, who visit Russia in large numbers.
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  1. + 17
    4 September 2026 14: 32
    If a claw gets caught, the whole bird will perish! Only the wind, only joy lies ahead... We're waiting for gay parades and same-sex marriages...
    1. +9
      4 September 2026 15: 35
      And we'll also have to issue visas to Russian Armenians who travel to their homeland, but are Russian citizens, and there are almost more of them in Russia than in Armenia. Oh, how they set us all against each other! What our ancestors have been collecting for centuries.
      1. +2
        4 September 2026 18: 22
        The population of half-extinct prehistoric creatures is expanding, as armenopithecus joins hochlopithecines. wassat
      2. +4
        4 September 2026 18: 26
        "+" good
        So it's time for them to choose a homeland, because in my opinion, Russia will definitely remain rather than Armenia under Pashinyan. And he'll go live in America.
    2. +2
      4 September 2026 17: 11
      Quote: ose4kinsura
      If a claw gets caught, the whole bird is lost! Only wind, only joy lies ahead.

      With such demands from the EURO, I'll be turning around like an eel in a frying pan, if not a complete lobster.
  2. + 23
    4 September 2026 14: 34
    Excellent!
    - p.1: Armenia introduces a visa regime;
    - p. 2: Russia, in response, introduces a visa regime;
    - p. 3: Russia considers all citizens of Armenia on its territory without a visa to be illegal immigrants;
    - p.4: All illegal immigrants are deported to their homeland;
    - p.5 Pashinyan is happy!
    1. 0
      4 September 2026 14: 46
      - Point 6: Russians are happy! And yes, this point should be number five, because I don't care whether Mr. Pashinyan is happy or not!
    2. +5
      4 September 2026 14: 57
      He'll be killed at point 2. Or maybe at point 1.
      1. +2
        4 September 2026 15: 05
        The carrot has been dangled too far for Pashinyan: the process of easing restrictions for Armenians visiting the EU may not begin until 2029. fool
        1. +5
          4 September 2026 15: 51
          Quote: marchcat
          The process of easing restrictions for Armenians visiting the EU may not begin until 2029.
          or it may not start.
      2. +3
        4 September 2026 15: 08
        There's no one to kill. Not at any point.
      3. +2
        4 September 2026 17: 34
        Previously, because in Russia there are more Armenians, citizens of the Russian Federation, than Armenian citizens of Armenia, in Armenia itself, and everyone has relatives and friends in Armenia laughing
        1. +1
          5 September 2026 01: 01
          Quote: Evgeny64
          There are more Armenian citizens of the Russian Federation in Russia than Armenian citizens of Armenia.

          That's great!
          Everyone's been served. Report, as they say, with your belongings... for military training.
          And to the North-East.
          Well, who finds it easy when the country is at war? They've already stopped selling persimmons; it's time to fight, since they're Russians.
    3. 0
      4 September 2026 15: 07
      p.3 is a fruitless, baseless fantasy.
    4. +4
      4 September 2026 15: 29
      You forgot that it's better to send the whole group home at once - Armenians, Georgians, and Azerbaijanis.
      1. +2
        4 September 2026 23: 34
        They'll just have to hand over a piece of paper stating that Pashinyan, Aliyev, and so on are to blame. Naturally, if they're migrant workers, not Russian citizens, and have no violations. And get out of Russia. First, take biometrics.
        Then in neighboring countries there will be no time for Russia and in its direction, everyone will forget how it was speak
    5. +1
      4 September 2026 18: 59
      Quote: Stalingradec
      p.5 Pashinyan is happy!
      And we are doing well too good
  3. +1
    4 September 2026 14: 36
    What kind of advantages could he possibly get? Right now, there are only disadvantages.
    1. +3
      4 September 2026 14: 59
      What kind of advantages could he possibly get? Right now there are only disadvantages.

      And do they have personal "savings" in the bank?
      and "bonuses" for the work done?
      and citizenship that will be granted upon first request?
      this is already quite a lot...
      Do you remember the famous phrase from "White Sun of the Desert"? - "A good wife, a good home - what else does a man need to meet old age?"
  4. + 11
    4 September 2026 14: 39
    Quote: Stalingradec
    - p. 3: Russia considers all citizens of Armenia on its territory without a visa to be illegal immigrants;
    - p.4: All illegal immigrants are deported to their homeland;
    - p.5 Pashinyan is happy!
    These points should have been implemented back at the end of 1991.
    1. 0
      4 September 2026 15: 10
      Quote: Schneeberg
      These points should have been implemented back at the end of 1991.

      What are you writing? In 1991, we had WBs in all three Transcaucasian republics, the Dashnaks in power in Armenia swore allegiance to us on their mother's swearing, Adjara was de facto a Russian dacha next to Turkey, Luzhkov, having only purchased a position from Popov, "issued a label of rule" to the diasporas in Moscow... "Tsar Boris" was trying on the crown of reign... supporting the "parade of sovereignties."

      "Yes...life has become difficult" (c)
      1. 0
        4 September 2026 20: 06
        Quote: commbatant
        What are you writing?

        What the hell are you writing? Have you forgotten the early 1990s, when the USSR still existed, when the Armenians blockaded Zvartnots Airport? Have you forgotten the Dashnaks, who said they didn't need the USSR? Have you forgotten the Moscow terrorist attacks of the late 1979s? And only when they realized no one needed them did they start talking about Russia. To hell with them!
        1. -1
          4 September 2026 20: 18
          Quote: Schneeberg
          Have you forgotten the early 1990s, when the USSR still existed, when Armenians blockaded Zvartnots Airport? Have you killed the Dashnaks who said they didn't need the USSR? Have you forgotten the Moscow terrorist attacks of the late 1979s? And only when they realized they were useless did they start talking about Russia. To hell with them!

          I haven't forgotten anything. Neither the Soviet nor the Russian leadership denied Armenians (or anyone else) anything, including to the detriment of the peoples of the RSFSR/RF.
          Now the Armenians have a new leader, supported by the EU and the US. The big-nosed Armenians want more of what they had under the Soviet Union, but what the Dashnaks didn't give them after they left. They believe only the EU and the US will give them what they want. The Russian authorities, who emerged from the Soviet nomenklatura, will help them with this, of course, at the expense of the Russians, and they don't care about your "poo-poo!"
  5. +4
    4 September 2026 14: 40
    The visa regime will truly benefit both of us, we'll establish order in our relations, and Armenia will realize its dreams. The world won't collapse because of this.
    1. +6
      4 September 2026 15: 00
      Quote: V.
      The visa regime will truly benefit both of us, we'll establish order in our relations, and Armenia will realize its dreams. The world won't collapse because of this.

      It will be profitable, provided that there is no Armenian business in the Russian Federation.
      1. 0
        4 September 2026 15: 10
        If it doesn't exist, who will feed the officials?
        1. +1
          4 September 2026 15: 13
          Quote: Pereira
          If it doesn't exist, who will feed the officials?

          ...we have so many businesses that no one will even notice...the big-nosed ones will be replaced by others...
          1. +2
            4 September 2026 15: 14
            It depends on the location. In Rostov and Sochi, they have a very noticeable presence. But in Arkhangelsk or Kostroma, for example, they wouldn't notice.
            1. +4
              4 September 2026 15: 16
              Quote: Pereira
              It depends on the location. In Rostov and Sochi, they have a very noticeable presence. But in Arkhangelsk or Kostroma, for example, they wouldn't notice.

              ...have you seen Georgian migrant workers in Russia lately?
              1. 0
                4 September 2026 18: 52
                I'm lucky. I live in a white region. You don't even see a masturbator every day here. Georgians are rare, and Russia is big. The chances of bumping into one are like running into a dinosaur.
              2. +1
                4 September 2026 23: 54
                Quote: commbatant
                ...have you seen Georgian migrant workers in Russia lately?

                So, people from the Caucasus come to Russia to work in construction?! Ridiculous.
                1. 0
                  4 September 2026 23: 57
                  Quote: Starover_Z
                  So, people from the Caucasus go to Russia to work in construction?!

                  A migrant worker is not only a foreign worker/specialist working on a construction site.
            2. +2
              4 September 2026 17: 15
              Quote: Pereira
              It depends on the location. In Rostov and Sochi, they have a very noticeable presence. But in Arkhangelsk or Kostroma, for example, they wouldn't notice.

              In Arkhangelsk, jackets have been sold near the market for a long time.
              Not alone, consider your clothing market.
              1. 0
                4 September 2026 18: 52
                Traders, yes. But it's not tens of thousands.
      2. 0
        4 September 2026 15: 31
        Armenia's economy will collapse immediately.
  6. +1
    4 September 2026 14: 42
    "What a disgusting erysipelas..."
  7. +8
    4 September 2026 14: 43
    Maybe at least this decision will be made and order will be restored to the illegal immigrants. Let them pave the roads in their own country and sell peaches and sturgeon.
    1. 0
      4 September 2026 16: 35
      Quote: black oil
      Maybe at least this decision will be made and order will be restored to the illegal immigrants. Let them pave the roads in their own country and sell peaches and sturgeon.

      The number of illegal immigrants from Armenia is minimal... almost all of them are in the Russian Federation legally... so nothing will change... almost all of them are illegal immigrants from the Central Asian region...
  8. +3
    4 September 2026 14: 50
    Moscow in response

    Why do you have to respond again? Can't you at least get ahead of the game once?
    1. +2
      4 September 2026 14: 58
      Why? There are many Armenian doctors, teachers, and simply scientists. Not all of them sell tomatoes or commit lawlessness.
      1. +2
        4 September 2026 15: 04
        So what? Are we supposed to tolerate all the cute antics of their leader on such an occasion? No problem – we'll manage without them somehow.
        1. +1
          4 September 2026 16: 43
          Quote: paul3390
          So what? Are we supposed to tolerate all the cute antics of their leader on such an occasion? No problem – we'll manage without them somehow.

          It won't be necessary... because 95% of those listed are citizens of the Russian Federation and there's nowhere to put them... and in general, 5/6 of the Armenians in the Russian Federation have a Russian passport... and the majority have one that cannot be deprived of it, since it was born there... and legally they are indistinguishable from you or me... they are simply citizens of the Russian Federation.
          1. -1
            4 September 2026 17: 21
            Quote: Level 2 Advisor
            Of those listed, 95% are Russian citizens and there's nowhere to put them... and in general, 5/6 of Armenians in Russia have a Russian passport... and most of them have one that can't be revoked, since it was given to them by birth...

            It has already been proposed here on VO, and more than once, to ban transfers of foreign currencies to the former republics, only rubles.
            And let them hang around there in Armenia and elsewhere, with rubles!
            1. +1
              4 September 2026 21: 18
              Quote: Starover_Z
              It has already been proposed here on VO, and more than once, to ban transfers of foreign currencies to the former republics, only rubles.
              And let them hang around there in Armenia and elsewhere, with rubles!

              For example, relatives will get a Turkish card for themselves and that's it, there will be a transfer to Turkey or somewhere else... This can even be done online now... so no, it won't work like that...
          2. 0
            4 September 2026 19: 07
            Quote: Level 2 Advisor
            Of the Armenians in the Russian Federation, 5/6 have a Russian passport... and most of them have one that has not been deprived of it, since it was given to them by birth... and legally they are indistinguishable from you or me... they are simply citizens of the Russian Federation.
            However, two-thirds of these 5/6 hold a Republic of Armenia passport in addition to a Russian passport, or even passports from other countries, including the United States. This is because Russian legislation currently places no restrictions on the number of passports from different countries that a Russian citizen can hold. Therefore, it would be sufficient to pass a law allowing Russian citizens to hold only one passport—a Russian passport—and the number of Armenian citizens of the Russian Federation in Russia would be significantly reduced. hi
            1. +1
              4 September 2026 21: 16
              Quote: Seal
              The number of Armenian citizens of the Russian Federation in Russia will decrease significantly.

              It seems so, but there are some nuances. Firstly, they won't pass such a law—you understand, right? And secondly, how can you find out if someone has a foreign passport if they keep quiet? Only by chance, if they get caught. There's no global database where you can look this up.
              1. 0
                6 September 2026 11: 20
                Quote: Level 2 Advisor
                1st of all, they won't pass such a law.
                Let's not make predictions. Because in our time, making predictions is foolish. For example, could you have imagined 16 years ago that the Kiev regime would bombard Moscow and other Russian cities with missiles and drones, and that we would respond by destroying objects in Kyiv and other Ukrainian cities?
                What if in 2014 the Kiev regime starts bombing and shooting at what are still its own Ukrainian cities, including those with a population of half a million, with multiple rocket launchers?
                And in 2007, could you have imagined that the Georgian-Russian war would happen?
                No, well, if you knew everything in advance, my hat is off to you. hi
                Quote: Level 2 Advisor
                And secondly, how can one find out if a person has a passport from another country if he remains silent?
                Oh, it's easier than you think. If an Armenian from Moscow decides to visit relatives in the US, it's clear they'll first fly to Armenia (or somewhere else) using their Armenian passport. But they'll fly to the US using their American passport. And hacking airline passenger databases isn't a problem these days.
                And besides, the law could include criminal liability with confiscation of property for concealing a second, and especially a third, passport. How many people do you think would want to take the risk? Do they really need it?
      2. 0
        4 September 2026 15: 32
        These must definitely be left
  9. +6
    4 September 2026 14: 52
    In the meantime, we continue to supply resources at domestic prices. Each year, the Eurasian Economic Union brings Armenia approximately $10 billion in benefits from the Russian budget. No price, just for membership.
  10. +5
    4 September 2026 14: 53
    Brussels demands that Yerevan introduce visas for Russian citizens.

    Moscow will introduce visas for Armenians.
    We need to see who will be hurt the most by this. How many Armenians will be subject to deportation from Russia and how many of ours won't come to Yerevan. I hope the numbers don't differ by an order of magnitude. lol
    1. -1
      4 September 2026 16: 46
      Quote: K-50
      Moscow will introduce visas for Armenians.

      5/6 of those who are Russian citizens or have a residence permit don't need a visa, but the rest will travel on a visa. There will just be a bit more bureaucracy, but it won't be a disaster for anyone.
  11. -2
    4 September 2026 14: 57
    Brussels once again presented Pashinyan with another serious challenge, demanding that Yerevan establish a visa regime for Russian citizens.

    Well, Russia has already gone through this with Moldova, when Moldova and Ukraine refused to allow our troops to enter the PMR for rotation. The same thing will happen in Armenia with regard to the 102nd Military Battalion and the leadership of the Russian concession of the South Caucasus Railway...
    The next step is the EU's demand that Armenia close this bank... and conduct an investigation into the economic activities of the South Caucasus Railway and Russian businesses in Armenia... Responses will impact Armenia, not the EU... and the big-nosed will be told that the Russians are to blame for everything...
  12. HAM
    +3
    4 September 2026 15: 00
    If a visa regime is introduced, it should be introduced not only with Armenia.
    It's high time to move relationships with "ex" to a normal level, without the "brotherhood." Look at the Central Asian republics—all the business-minded and successful stay at home, while the ignoramuses and losers come to us.

    To paraphrase Pushkin: "The more we love Armenia, the less it loves us..."
  13. +3
    4 September 2026 15: 01
    So far I see that those who have a lot of money are fleeing from Armenia to us, but when poverty starts fleeing to us, what will we do?
    1. HAM
      +3
      4 September 2026 15: 13
      Andrey, I've ALREADY run through the villages...all the wrecks have been occupied.
    2. 0
      4 September 2026 16: 48
      Quote: tralflot1832
      So far I see that those who have a lot of money are fleeing from Armenia to us, but when poverty starts fleeing to us, what will we do?

      For me, it’s precisely poverty that’s fleeing to us from everywhere, why flee from Armenia if everything is fine there anyway?
    3. +2
      4 September 2026 20: 13
      Quote: tralflot1832
      So far I see that those who have a lot of money are fleeing from Armenia to us, but when poverty starts fleeing to us, what will we do?
      Since the earthquake, all that's fled from Armenia to us is poverty. This poverty, so to speak, has already "honestly" grown rich in Russia (RSFSR).
      The same Samvel Karapetyan (Tashir Group). In the early 1990s, Karapetyan moved to Russia. He first ended up in Lipetsk, where his small saucepan-making cooperative was acquired by the Novolipetsk Metallurgical Plant. Later, Karapetyan moved to Kaluga.
      Ruben Vartanyan. Vartanyan began his "entrepreneurship" in 1990 while still a university student, when he took a job at Menatep-Invest (whose main shareholders were Yukos co-owners Mikhail Khodorkovsky, now recognized as a foreign agent in Russia, and Platon Lebedev). There he "grew up." Soon, he became head of the investment project analysis group. And in November 1990, he seduced an American of Russian descent, Peter Derby, who was planning to establish a brokerage firm in Russia. As a result, on January 18, 1991, he registered a company called Troika Dialog with the Ministry of Finance of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. He continued doing what he had been doing at Menatep—continuing to swindle Russians and extort money from us.
      Levon Chakhmakhchyan worked in the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU) since January 1990. He held the positions of consultant and head of the ideological department. From 1991 to 95, Chakhmakhchyan worked in the apparatus of the government of the Russian Federation. In 1996, he managed the election campaign of presidential candidate Svyatoslav Fyodorov, an academic and renowned ophthalmologist. On November 26, 2004, Chakhmakhchyan was elected as a senator to the Federation Council from the People's Khural (parliament) of the Republic of Kalmykia. This event, which came as a surprise to many, was attributed by the media to Chakhmakhchyan's long-standing friendly and business relationship with the President of Kalmykia, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov. On January 31, 2006, Chakhmakhchyan joined Mironov's Russian Party of Life (RPL), while retaining his position as Seleznev's deputy in the "Russia" movement. In the same month, the RPST was transformed into a public movement and merged with the RPL.
      On June 2, 2006, Chakhmakhchyan and ARADES chief accountant Igor Arushanov (Arushanyan) were detained by FSB officers at the Transaero Airlines office. A briefcase containing $300,000 was confiscated. According to the FSB, this was the first installment of a $1.5 million bribe the detainees had extorted from the airline in exchange for concealing the results of an audit. Chakhmakhchyan was released the same day, as, as a senator, he enjoyed immunity. Chakhmakhchyan stated in the media that his detention was a provocation orchestrated by Transaero Chairman of the Board of Directors Alexander Pleshakov.
      According to the investigation, Chakhmakhchyan, Arushanov and a number of employees of the Accounts Chamber, namely Chakhmakhchyan’s son-in-law Armen HovhannisyanAuditor Vladimir Panskov, head of the Chamber's inspectorate, Vladimir Fedotkin, his deputy, Elena Lebedeva, and chief inspector, Vladimir Filippov, organized an illegal audit of Transaero Airlines and then demanded a bribe from the company's management to conceal the audit results. Investigators believe Chakhmakhchyan's role was to exploit his high official position to exert pressure on Transaero's management and directly receive the money.
      On June 5, Federation Council Speaker Mironov declared the need for Chakhmakhchyan's senatorial powers to be terminated early. Kalmykia President Ilyumzhinov, despite media reports of a friendly relationship with Chakhmakhchyan, agreed with Mironov. On June 9, the Kalmyk parliament voted to recall the senator, and on June 23, the Federation Council stripped him of his immunity. In late June, the Prosecutor General's Office petitioned the Supreme Court of Russia to consider whether the former senator's actions constituted a crime. However, the trial was repeatedly postponed due to Chakhmakhchyan's illness. In July 2008, the Moscow City Court found Chakhmakhchyan guilty of fraud and sentenced him to nine years in prison. In November 2008, RIA Novosti reported that the Supreme Court of Russia had reduced the former senator's sentence from nine to seven and a half years. His actions were reclassified from large-scale fraud to attempted fraud.
      Chakhmakhchyan was released on parole from the penal colony where he was serving his sentence in January 2011.
  14. +1
    4 September 2026 15: 02
    The EU is actually a totalitarian state.
  15. 0
    4 September 2026 15: 05
    It would be good if we introduced visas for citizens of Central Asia and Azerbaijan.
  16. +1
    4 September 2026 15: 06
    Nikola will have to make a choice)))
    His dark Armenian ass won't be able to sit on two chairs for long.
    Well, not a single Maidan miscarriage has ever done anything worthwhile for his country.
  17. -1
    4 September 2026 15: 13
    I can imagine how many Armenians will return to their homeland after visas are introduced for Russians.
    1. 0
      4 September 2026 15: 30
      Armenian Deputy Interior Minister Armen Ghazaryan believes the citizenship process is oversimplified for ethnic Armenians and needs to be revised. He stated this at a press conference in Yerevan. https://am.sputniknews.ru/20260824/nuzhno-prekratit-praktiku-vydaachi-grazhdanstva-armyanam-ne-zhivuschim-v-armenii---pashinyan-106074319.html
    2. 0
      4 September 2026 16: 51
      Quote: Fishmashin
      I can imagine how many Armenians will return to their homeland after visas are introduced for Russians.

      1. Few. Almost everyone has a Russian passport or a residence permit.
      2. The introduction of a visa does not prohibit entry and stay in the territory of the Russian Federation, usually for the same period as with a visa.
  18. -1
    4 September 2026 15: 13
    The most cunning of the Armenians is Nikola Pashinyan. am
  19. +2
    4 September 2026 15: 16
    [QuoteThe choice is inevitable: Brussels demands that Yerevan introduce visas for Russian citizens.] [/ Quote]
    I'm all for it! And also visas to Central Asian countries and, of course, to Azerbaijan.
  20. 0
    4 September 2026 15: 18
    The ideal situation for us would be one in which any actions of our "former" partners would have no negative consequences for us. This is possible.
  21. 0
    4 September 2026 15: 19
    Well, can I bet? I'll bet my labor contract that they'll introduce it.
  22. BAI
    0
    4 September 2026 15: 37
    Brussels demanded that Yerevan establish a visa regime for Russian citizens.

    Comedy Club's Martirosyan foresaw everything a year in advance. He left Armenia for Italy early to avoid getting into trouble.
  23. +1
    4 September 2026 16: 05
    It's all clear with this rat. I'm infuriated by the patience, or perhaps even the venality, of some of our so-called "ours"! Send them all away without further ado and that's it.
  24. -2
    4 September 2026 16: 16
    For some reason, I'm never happy to see guests from Armenia. I'm especially tired of the immigrants from Azerbaijan and Georgia. There are so many criminals, crooks, thieves, fraudsters, and just idiots.
  25. -1
    4 September 2026 16: 56
    Quote: 2 level advisor
    Quote: tralflot1832
    So far I see that those who have a lot of money are fleeing from Armenia to us, but when poverty starts fleeing to us, what will we do?

    For me, it’s precisely poverty that’s fleeing to us from everywhere, why flee from Armenia if everything is fine there anyway?

    I was just reading Armenian media today. Nikol is obsessed with the idea of ​​Armenia being a blooming paradise (apple orchard), but there's a problem with getting water for irrigation. It looks like Lake Sevan is doomed. Nikol is a militiaman, just like I'm an asshole. laughing And Whitkoff has already managed to publish an article about Trump for the Armenian media: "Your everything."
    1. 0
      4 September 2026 17: 22
      Quote: tralflot1832
      Today Nikol is obsessed with the idea of ​​Armenia being a blooming paradise (apple) garden, but there is a problem of where to get water for irrigation.

      The problem isn't just with water, there will also be a problem with marketing, or has Pashik decided to use the harvest for calvados?
  26. 0
    4 September 2026 17: 18
    Brussels demands that Yerevan introduce visas for Russian citizens.

    Finally! Give them entry visas for five hundred bucks each, let them travel as much as they want...
  27. 0
    4 September 2026 17: 38
    Quote: Kovacs
    Quote: tralflot1832
    Today Nikol is obsessed with the idea of ​​Armenia being a blooming paradise (apple) garden, but there is a problem of where to get water for irrigation.

    The problem isn't just with water, there will also be a problem with marketing, or has Pashik decided to use the harvest for calvados?

    The Spaniards will be against both Calvados and apple cider vinegar. Maybe we should feed cows and sheep apples?
  28. -1
    4 September 2026 18: 57
    This is a rare instance where I agree with Brussels. It would be great if Brussels demanded the same from Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, and Kyrgyzstan.
  29. -1
    4 September 2026 19: 27
    It would be good if Russia sent woollen ones in response.
  30. 0
    4 September 2026 23: 49
    Dalšího hlupáka chytili do nacistické sítě!
    1. +1
      4 September 2026 23: 50
      Another one caught in the Nazi net!
  31. 0
    5 September 2026 09: 11
    We could do it this way: formally introduce visas, but make them free, issue them online to everyone or upon arrival.
  32. 0
    5 September 2026 09: 33
    “A mass visit of Armenians to Russia” is very beautifully put.

    They live there, commute there as if to work, earn money there, and displace Russian citizens from lucrative jobs. And not only that.
    Armenians are a type of Jews. They're everywhere! 😏

    Look at the Krasnodar region, at Adygea. There are four times more Armenians there than Russians. And what about Moscow?
    For statistics:
    1. In Russia: according to official census data, the population is approximately 946 people; however, according to real estimates by experts and the Union of Armenians of Russia, the total diaspora population is between 2 and 2,5 million people. (https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki.

    2. In Europe (excluding the countries of the former USSR): the total Armenian population is estimated at approximately 600–800 thousand people.
    3. The largest European community is in France (around 400–500 thousand, or up to 800 thousand if people of mixed origin are taken into account); there are also significant communities in Germany (up to 60–80 thousand) and other countries.
    (https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/)
    But in Belarus, this nation has no support. Alexander Grigoryevich doesn't let them have their way. According to the most recent official census of the Republic of Belarus (conducted in 2019), 9,392 Armenians officially resided in the country.😀

    So, I crossed myself - it seems to me, let them, dear Armenians, confidently march in formation to their Europe! Bon voyage!
    Moreover, promptly!

    I don't think they're of any use to Russia, and they're a very unreliable nation! They'll screw over Russians at the drop of a hat.
    I don't see such a definition as "brotherly people." Because brothers and sisters don't act like that!

    And we absolutely must introduce a visa regime for them! And, Pashinyan, we must ban him from entering the country! 😎
    But what will they do without the Russians, when the Turks and Azerbaijanis will bring them to a denominator from three sides: West, South and East?
    Will they run to Russia again, at a gallop?
    I think even our generation will see this.
    I don't know about you, but I don't feel sorry for them at all. I lived there with them, I know.
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    6 September 2026 01: 42
    Brussels once again presented Pashinyan with another serious challenge, demanding that Yerevan establish a visa regime for Russian citizens.

    The introduction of a visa regime for Armenian cognac and its retail outlets is inevitable.